1 00:00:13,046 --> 00:00:17,449 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪ 2 00:00:17,451 --> 00:00:19,385 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 3 00:00:19,387 --> 00:00:21,253 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 4 00:00:21,255 --> 00:00:24,223 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 5 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:25,691 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 6 00:00:25,693 --> 00:00:28,060 ♪ People spouting, "howdy, neighbor!" ♪ 7 00:00:28,062 --> 00:00:30,696 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 8 00:00:30,698 --> 00:00:34,333 ♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪ 9 00:00:34,335 --> 00:00:38,137 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪ 10 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:44,343 ♪♪ 11 00:00:44,345 --> 00:00:47,279 [ Whoosh! Zap! ] 12 00:00:47,281 --> 00:00:49,782 What on Earth was that?! 13 00:00:49,784 --> 00:00:51,483 JIMMY: My name is Jimmy Valmer. 14 00:00:51,485 --> 00:00:54,720 [ Whoosh! Zap! ] 15 00:00:54,722 --> 00:00:58,357 And I am very f-f-fast. 16 00:00:58,359 --> 00:01:00,659 When I was born, my parents knew I was different. 17 00:01:00,661 --> 00:01:02,694 I'm sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Valmer. 18 00:01:02,696 --> 00:01:05,130 Your newborn son will never be able to walk. 19 00:01:05,132 --> 00:01:07,266 But he will be extremely good at comedy. 20 00:01:07,268 --> 00:01:09,435 [ Cries ] 21 00:01:09,437 --> 00:01:12,438 Wow! What a t-t-terrific audience. 22 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:15,607 [ Cries ] 23 00:01:15,609 --> 00:01:18,210 As I got older, my powers only increased. 24 00:01:18,212 --> 00:01:20,579 What do you call cheese that isn't yours? 25 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:21,747 WOMAN: [ Screams ] Help! 26 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:23,115 [ Whoosh! Zap! ] 27 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:25,250 [ Whoosh! Zap! ] 28 00:01:25,252 --> 00:01:26,452 Nacho Cheese. 29 00:01:26,454 --> 00:01:28,087 [ Laughter ] 30 00:01:28,089 --> 00:01:29,555 And now I look for others like me 31 00:01:29,557 --> 00:01:31,423 to fight crime as part of a superhero team. 32 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:32,424 I am... 33 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:35,094 Fa-Fa-Fastpass. 34 00:01:35,096 --> 00:01:36,428 [ Claps ] 35 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:38,730 Okay, okay, thank you, Fastpass. 36 00:01:38,732 --> 00:01:41,300 I like it. What do you guys think? We definitely don't have anyone 37 00:01:41,302 --> 00:01:43,102 with super-human speed in our franchise. 38 00:01:43,104 --> 00:01:44,503 Fastpass, what makes you feel qualified 39 00:01:44,505 --> 00:01:46,138 to be part of our cinematic universe? 40 00:01:46,140 --> 00:01:48,774 Well, besides being super f-f-fast, 41 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:50,409 I also have a good attitude 42 00:01:50,411 --> 00:01:52,744 and flexibility with my schedule on weekends. 43 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:55,781 Fastpass, welcome to Coon and Friends. 44 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:58,650 You are about to make a shit load of money. 45 00:02:09,762 --> 00:02:11,363 CARTMAN: All right, superheroes, 46 00:02:11,365 --> 00:02:13,532 it's time to layout our plan of action. 47 00:02:13,534 --> 00:02:15,167 As you can see, I have divided the franchise plan 48 00:02:15,169 --> 00:02:16,668 into three phases. 49 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:19,138 Phase one begins with "The Coon" Netflix series 50 00:02:19,140 --> 00:02:20,839 and goes through the "Coon and Friends United," 51 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:23,142 movie where we introduce Tool Shed and the Human Kite. 52 00:02:23,144 --> 00:02:26,178 In phase two, we do "Coon vs. Fastpass," 53 00:02:26,180 --> 00:02:28,380 followed by an origin movie about Mosquito. 54 00:02:28,382 --> 00:02:30,616 Bzzzzzt! Oh, boy! I get my own origin movie?! 55 00:02:30,618 --> 00:02:33,152 Bzzztzt! That's right. 56 00:02:33,154 --> 00:02:34,286 It's in Phase two that we will finally introduce 57 00:02:34,288 --> 00:02:35,387 Tupperware, our black superhero, 58 00:02:35,389 --> 00:02:37,689 like an ace in the hole. 59 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:39,558 Whoa, whoa. Wait. How come we gotta start off with a Netflix series? 60 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:41,493 Can't we just go right into movies? 61 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:44,196 Netflix is starving for new shows right now, Toolshed. 62 00:02:44,198 --> 00:02:46,565 They will literally buy anything people pitch them. 63 00:02:46,567 --> 00:02:48,433 We need to strike while the iron is hot. 64 00:02:48,435 --> 00:02:50,802 Later, in phase three, we can finally get to Civil War, 65 00:02:50,804 --> 00:02:52,704 where we will all -- [ Alarm blares ] 66 00:02:52,706 --> 00:02:54,206 What is it?! 67 00:02:54,208 --> 00:02:56,241 Incoming Facetime call from SuperCraig! 68 00:02:56,243 --> 00:02:57,676 CARTMAN: On screen! 69 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:59,511 You guys, we have a big problem. 70 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:01,280 What is it, SuperCraig? 71 00:03:01,282 --> 00:03:02,814 Somebody is messing with our Facebook page. 72 00:03:02,816 --> 00:03:04,416 They're spreading all these lies 73 00:03:04,418 --> 00:03:06,251 and saying we like, burn the American flag 74 00:03:06,253 --> 00:03:07,519 and pee in each other's mouths. 75 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:09,254 Spreading lies how? 76 00:03:09,256 --> 00:03:11,390 Take a look. Someone is systematically 77 00:03:11,392 --> 00:03:12,658 targeting our Facebook followers 78 00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:14,526 and feeding them misinformation. 79 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:16,728 Who would deliberately use Facebook 80 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:18,630 in such a horribly reckless way? 81 00:03:18,632 --> 00:03:22,401 [ Thunder crashes ] 82 00:03:22,403 --> 00:03:24,970 [ Keyboard clacking ] 83 00:03:24,972 --> 00:03:26,505 [ Chuckles ] 84 00:03:26,507 --> 00:03:30,609 [ Laughs evilly ] 85 00:03:30,611 --> 00:03:33,779 Butters, you're not looking at boobies again, are you? 86 00:03:33,781 --> 00:03:37,549 No, Dad, I'm not looking at boobies. 87 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:41,987 [ Laughs evilly ] 88 00:03:41,989 --> 00:03:46,692 [ Bell rings ] 89 00:03:46,694 --> 00:03:47,693 Butters. 90 00:03:47,695 --> 00:03:49,595 Oh, hey, fellas! 91 00:03:49,597 --> 00:03:50,929 Butters, are you using Facebook 92 00:03:50,931 --> 00:03:52,364 to fuck with our superhero franchise? 93 00:03:52,366 --> 00:03:53,599 Umm... 94 00:03:53,601 --> 00:03:56,535 Nope. 95 00:03:56,537 --> 00:03:58,237 Butters. Butters! 96 00:03:58,239 --> 00:03:59,771 Yes, fellas? 97 00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:01,840 Dude, listen, we don't have time for this. 98 00:04:01,842 --> 00:04:03,475 Right now, Netflix is buying 99 00:04:03,477 --> 00:04:05,344 any show that people pitch them. 100 00:04:05,346 --> 00:04:07,346 We have a real shot at starting our franchise, 101 00:04:07,348 --> 00:04:09,448 and you are a part of that franchise plan, okay? 102 00:04:09,450 --> 00:04:11,617 We have movies planned for the bad guy! 103 00:04:11,619 --> 00:04:13,285 You mean like "Suicide Squad"? 104 00:04:13,287 --> 00:04:14,386 Yes! 105 00:04:14,388 --> 00:04:16,455 "Suicide Squad" sucked. 106 00:04:16,457 --> 00:04:17,889 Butters! 107 00:04:17,891 --> 00:04:19,791 Butters, you can't just make stuff up about us. 108 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:21,593 People are thinking it's true. 109 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:23,729 Look, fellas, you have a right to be on Facebook, 110 00:04:23,731 --> 00:04:25,430 and I have a right to be on Facebook. 111 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:27,466 And sometimes, that's going to cause a little... 112 00:04:27,468 --> 00:04:28,900 chaos. 113 00:04:28,902 --> 00:04:31,036 Gotta get to class. 114 00:04:33,039 --> 00:04:36,508 Dude. What a dick! 115 00:04:36,510 --> 00:04:37,976 If we don't find a way to stop him, 116 00:04:37,978 --> 00:04:40,412 we're never going to make any money, you guys. 117 00:04:40,414 --> 00:04:43,915 ♪♪ 118 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:46,451 Thanks for coming, everyone. 119 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:48,987 I know you are all concerned as Sarah and I are 120 00:04:48,989 --> 00:04:50,989 about what's happening to our children. 121 00:04:50,991 --> 00:04:53,692 I just can't believe that children in our town 122 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:55,527 are dressing up in hero costumes 123 00:04:55,529 --> 00:04:57,696 and peeing in each other's mouths. 124 00:04:57,698 --> 00:04:59,298 And who are these kids? 125 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:01,700 Does anyone know? They're wearing capes 126 00:05:01,702 --> 00:05:03,302 and forcing objects into their own rectal cavities. 127 00:05:03,304 --> 00:05:05,304 Why? 128 00:05:05,306 --> 00:05:07,673 We were shocked to read that a young African-American boy 129 00:05:07,675 --> 00:05:09,341 is wearing Tupperware 130 00:05:09,343 --> 00:05:11,543 and defecating on girls while they sleep. 131 00:05:11,545 --> 00:05:13,945 What if those kids are hanging out with our kids? 132 00:05:13,947 --> 00:05:15,647 You know what I think the problem is? 133 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:16,782 Facebook. 134 00:05:16,784 --> 00:05:18,817 Facebook? How so? 135 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:20,552 Well, look, we all know there's 136 00:05:20,554 --> 00:05:22,554 a lot of mixing of truth and fiction 137 00:05:22,556 --> 00:05:24,056 that's been on Facebook lately. 138 00:05:24,058 --> 00:05:26,792 And children lack the cognitive ability 139 00:05:26,794 --> 00:05:29,661 to determine what's true and what isn't on Facebook. 140 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:31,363 That's why we now have young kids 141 00:05:31,365 --> 00:05:33,365 dressing up in costumes, eating poop, 142 00:05:33,367 --> 00:05:35,534 and having sex with antelopes in our town. 143 00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:38,403 Maybe we need to get our kids off of Facebook. 144 00:05:38,405 --> 00:05:39,638 That'll never happen. 145 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:41,540 You know what I say we do? 146 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:44,109 Let's invite Mark Zuckerberg to come and talk to us all 147 00:05:44,111 --> 00:05:46,378 about our concerns in this community. 148 00:05:46,380 --> 00:05:48,113 Do you really think he'd come? 149 00:05:48,115 --> 00:05:49,648 Why not give it a try? 150 00:05:49,650 --> 00:05:51,049 Let's invite Mark Zuckerberg here 151 00:05:51,051 --> 00:05:52,751 and see what he has to say. 152 00:05:52,753 --> 00:05:54,686 I'm sure he's a reasonable person. 153 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:56,488 [ Sips ] 154 00:06:06,065 --> 00:06:07,799 Who are you?! What do you want?! 155 00:06:07,801 --> 00:06:10,068 I'm here about the job? 156 00:06:10,070 --> 00:06:13,071 Oh, are you Adam? Well, come on in! 157 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,475 You're making a smart career choice, Adam. 158 00:06:16,477 --> 00:06:18,043 You see, what we do here is utilize Facebook 159 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:20,946 not only to spread chaos but to actually profit from it. 160 00:06:20,948 --> 00:06:22,781 You'll find the hours very reasonable, 161 00:06:22,783 --> 00:06:24,416 and I'm working on getting 162 00:06:24,418 --> 00:06:25,517 full health and dental for all employees. 163 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:27,386 Here's your company uniform. 164 00:06:27,388 --> 00:06:29,554 You see, what I've done, Adam, 165 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:31,990 is built a completely self-sustaining chaos machine -- 166 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:33,925 You look fantastic -- 167 00:06:33,927 --> 00:06:36,461 doing nothing more than what Facebook was designed to do. 168 00:06:36,463 --> 00:06:38,563 I make money from Facebook for my fake content 169 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:41,566 in order to pay Facebook to promote my fake stories. 170 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:44,069 And thusly, we're growing bigger every day. 171 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:46,571 Everyone, can I have your attention please? 172 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:48,573 We have a new agent of chaos. 173 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:50,108 Please welcome Adam Borque. 174 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:51,910 [ Scattered applause ] 175 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:54,546 Here you go. You can take this workstation, Adam. 176 00:06:54,548 --> 00:06:56,114 Just start writing horrible things about people 177 00:06:56,116 --> 00:06:58,750 and presenting it as reality on Facebook. 178 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,952 All right! Don't forget we have a chaos quota, gang! 179 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:03,889 Let's really fuck shit up. 180 00:07:08,828 --> 00:07:10,996 MR. MACKEY: All right. Can everyone hear me in the back? 181 00:07:10,998 --> 00:07:12,931 M'kay We're gonna get started here. 182 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:14,566 I know you all have a lot of questions, 183 00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:15,934 so without further ado, 184 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:18,637 let me introduce Mark Zuckerberg. 185 00:07:18,639 --> 00:07:20,205 Thanks for coming, Mr. Zuckerberg. 186 00:07:20,207 --> 00:07:22,073 Thank you. It is a great honor 187 00:07:22,075 --> 00:07:24,042 to be here amongst all of you. 188 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:25,844 For those few who don't know, 189 00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:27,446 could you tell us who you are? 190 00:07:27,448 --> 00:07:29,681 I am the founder and chairman of FACEBOOK. 191 00:07:29,683 --> 00:07:32,651 But I also have a style that is completely unblockable. 192 00:07:32,653 --> 00:07:34,152 Okay, we'll let him speak, 193 00:07:34,154 --> 00:07:35,987 and then we'll open the floor to some questions 194 00:07:35,989 --> 00:07:37,222 if there's time. Thank you. 195 00:07:37,224 --> 00:07:38,857 Thank you, right. 196 00:07:38,859 --> 00:07:41,193 All right. Everyone here wants to see my style. 197 00:07:41,195 --> 00:07:43,495 But first what I'll need is a volunteer. 198 00:07:43,497 --> 00:07:44,863 Yes, you sir? 199 00:07:44,865 --> 00:07:47,098 Mr. Zuckerberg, Facebook has become a tool 200 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:50,135 for some to disrupt our country and our community -- 201 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:51,937 You say these things like they are my fault, 202 00:07:51,939 --> 00:07:53,171 and yet they are not. 203 00:07:53,173 --> 00:07:55,874 Well, you did create a platform 204 00:07:55,876 --> 00:07:57,209 with a monetary incentive 205 00:07:57,211 --> 00:07:59,177 for people to spread misinformation. 206 00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:01,780 [ Chuckles ] Now I see you're trying 207 00:08:01,782 --> 00:08:03,482 to use your style over mine. 208 00:08:03,484 --> 00:08:05,784 Now, you try to block me. 209 00:08:05,786 --> 00:08:09,488 Brzzz! Byeow! 210 00:08:09,490 --> 00:08:12,057 Now you have learned that you cannot block me, yes? 211 00:08:12,059 --> 00:08:13,658 Yes. What is your question? 212 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,126 How are we supposed to keep our kids -- 213 00:08:15,128 --> 00:08:16,962 Ba-ba-ba-baaa! Ztzztzzzt! 214 00:08:16,964 --> 00:08:18,897 Shwa! Ahh! Pos-brb! 215 00:08:18,899 --> 00:08:22,100 [ Mimics explosion ] 216 00:08:22,902 --> 00:08:24,636 [ Doorbell rings ] 217 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:28,840 Wilson Aubrey? 218 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:30,175 Yeah. 219 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:32,177 It's us, your heroes, Coon and Friends. 220 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:33,645 We're, uh... just wondering 221 00:08:33,647 --> 00:08:35,881 why you stopped following us on Instagram. 222 00:08:35,883 --> 00:08:38,149 Because you victimize innocent people 223 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:39,885 and poop in little girls' mouths. 224 00:08:39,887 --> 00:08:41,620 That's not true, Wilson. 225 00:08:41,622 --> 00:08:43,121 We're Coon and Friends, not Harvey Weinstein. 226 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:44,890 Facebook says it's true. 227 00:08:44,892 --> 00:08:46,157 But it's not true. 228 00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:47,726 But Facebook says it's true. 229 00:08:47,728 --> 00:08:49,160 Okay, but it's not true, 230 00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:50,595 and you need to have your own fucking brain 231 00:08:50,597 --> 00:08:51,696 and decide shit for yourself! 232 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:53,198 [ Screams ] 233 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:55,166 God damn it! 234 00:08:55,168 --> 00:08:56,868 Let's just face it. 235 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:57,736 We're never gonna have a superhero franchise! 236 00:08:57,738 --> 00:08:59,304 It's so unfair! 237 00:08:59,306 --> 00:09:01,740 Come on, fellas. We can't let Butters win. 238 00:09:01,742 --> 00:09:04,042 Forget it, Fastpass. The world hates us now. 239 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,577 Yeah, nobody believes in us. 240 00:09:05,579 --> 00:09:09,214 We believe in each other, don't we? 241 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:11,016 Who cares what everyone else thinks? 242 00:09:11,018 --> 00:09:13,885 I joined this franchise because I believe 243 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,887 that it can make a lot of money. 244 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,956 And being a superhero means you keep believing in that money 245 00:09:17,958 --> 00:09:20,158 no matter how hard things get. 246 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:22,027 Fastpass is right. 247 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:24,062 We've let all this distract us from what's important. 248 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,764 We just need to get the Netflix series 249 00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:28,233 and let our superhero franchise speak for itself. 250 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:30,235 Coon, everybody hates us. 251 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:33,104 Maybe so, but we know who we are. 252 00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:35,907 We are Coon Friends because we care about each other, 253 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:37,342 because we have each other's backs. 254 00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:39,244 And when things look their darkest, 255 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:41,246 these heroes will stand together and re-- 256 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:43,181 Hey, babe, what's up? 257 00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:52,757 [ Sighs ] 258 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:54,359 [ Sniffles ] 259 00:09:54,361 --> 00:09:56,061 [ Groans ] 260 00:09:58,197 --> 00:10:00,765 What are you up to? 261 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,801 Nothing. Just fucking wearing sweet costumes, 262 00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:03,868 talking about fighting evil. 263 00:10:03,870 --> 00:10:05,904 Is that okay? 264 00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:07,305 I just -- I thought we were meeting at the park. 265 00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:09,608 You didn't text or anything. 266 00:10:09,610 --> 00:10:12,143 Oh, my God. Are you fucking kidding me right now? 267 00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:14,212 Sorry! I won't interrupt. 268 00:10:16,148 --> 00:10:18,249 Because we are Coon and Friends, 269 00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:19,918 and as long as we have each other, 270 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:22,988 we can do anything! 271 00:10:26,258 --> 00:10:29,828 I swear that was the worst public speaker I've ever seen. 272 00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:31,796 What was Mark Zuckerberg's point? 273 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,865 I don't even understand what that was about. 274 00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:35,166 Guess nobody realized 275 00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:36,701 Mark Zuckerberg was such a penis. 276 00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:38,703 What the hell?! 277 00:10:38,705 --> 00:10:39,971 It's Mark Zuckerberg. 278 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:41,373 I know who it is! 279 00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:43,108 Excuse me, what are you doing here? 280 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:45,343 I was invited here by people. 281 00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:47,278 We invited you to come speak 282 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,381 to our community about our problems! 283 00:10:49,383 --> 00:10:52,784 Ah! I see what you did there. Trying to block me, right? 284 00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:55,687 I am tired of eating chips. What else is there? 285 00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:56,788 Hey! 286 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:58,356 Get out of our fridge. 287 00:10:58,358 --> 00:11:00,725 [ Chuckles ] This puny refrigerator could not block me. 288 00:11:00,727 --> 00:11:02,260 What makes you think you can? 289 00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:04,062 Now, you listen here! I will not -- 290 00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:05,163 Bzzt! 291 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:08,767 Oh! Jrmm! Pyow! Wha! 292 00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:12,003 [ Chuckles ] You are no match for my style. 293 00:11:12,738 --> 00:11:14,439 [ Car alarm chirps ] 294 00:11:20,046 --> 00:11:22,881 So, where are we headed? Perhaps we should get some food. 295 00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:25,250 What -- Excuse me, this is our car. 296 00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:26,885 You call this a car? 297 00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:29,054 It wasn't even remotely able to block me. 298 00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:31,156 What is this car's style? 299 00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:33,391 Get -- Get out of here, you -- you penis! 300 00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:36,127 [ Chuckles ] You say I am a penis, 301 00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:37,462 and yet I am not a penis. 302 00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:39,931 [ Telephones ringing ] 303 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:42,000 Netflix. You're green lit. Who am I speaking with? 304 00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:44,703 Uh, yes, hello, we have an idea for a show 305 00:11:44,705 --> 00:11:46,805 that we think would be great for Netflix. 306 00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:48,306 Okay, great. Would you like a pilot 307 00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:50,241 or just go straight to an order of six episodes? 308 00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:52,177 We'd like to go right into six episodes 309 00:11:52,179 --> 00:11:53,812 with a pickup option at the end of three. 310 00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:55,280 Got it. Can you start shooting next month? 311 00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:57,849 Got a show about transsexual dragons here! 312 00:11:57,851 --> 00:11:59,117 Yes, we're ready to start right now. 313 00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:00,952 We are very, very excited. 314 00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:03,154 Okay, sounds great. We'll send you the contracts. 315 00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:04,923 Oh, and, uh, what's the show about? 316 00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:06,191 It's a stand-alone series 317 00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:08,026 about a superhero called The Coon 318 00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:09,994 before he joins Coon and Friends. 319 00:12:09,996 --> 00:12:11,830 Coon and Friends? 320 00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:13,765 You mean the kids I just read about in the news 321 00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:15,366 who stabbed Jessica Alba? 322 00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:18,103 Look, you didn't -- you didn't read that on the news. 323 00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:19,804 You read that on Facebook. 324 00:12:19,806 --> 00:12:22,006 Aw, man, here we go. 325 00:12:22,008 --> 00:12:24,175 Yeah uh, digit, we've never done this before, 326 00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:26,277 but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pass on your show. 327 00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:28,179 Listen to me! 328 00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:30,448 There are falsehoods about us on Facebook that are not true! 329 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:32,851 Well, then you should have those things taken down. 330 00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:34,185 It can't be that hard. 331 00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:36,221 It's a lot harder than you think! 332 00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:38,456 Look, we'd love to approve your show, 333 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,792 but you need to get those things cleared up first, okay? 334 00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:42,460 Thanks for calling. 335 00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:44,462 Netflix. You're green lit. Who am I speaking with? 336 00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:53,838 What the -- Who are you? 337 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,974 I believe that's Mark Zuckerberg. 338 00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:57,375 Hey, that's my soup! 339 00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:59,244 So, you are trying to block me, huh? 340 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:00,879 That's fine. What's your style? 341 00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:03,081 I don't have a style! 342 00:13:07,219 --> 00:13:09,821 Hey! Get out of my bed! 343 00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:11,389 I was invited here. 344 00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:14,392 I am only making use of a bed for sleeping, yes? 345 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:16,094 We just wanted you to come 346 00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:17,228 share your insights on Facebook! 347 00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:18,396 Shnn! 348 00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:21,432 Oh, my head! My head! Shaaa! 349 00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:23,835 You should have worked with me when you had the chance. 350 00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:25,904 Now you lie over there, dead. 351 00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:31,109 Attention, employees. 352 00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:34,445 Kelly Shmidt has just written her 100th fake blog post 353 00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:37,215 that was shared over 1,000 times on Facebook. 354 00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:38,883 Let's hear it for Kelly! 355 00:13:38,885 --> 00:13:40,351 [ Applause ] 356 00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:42,220 Don't forget about those Chaos incentives! 357 00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:44,522 You too can benefit from pandemonium. 358 00:13:47,259 --> 00:13:49,060 Butters! 359 00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:50,962 Oh, no! It's Coon and Friends! 360 00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:51,930 Ahh! Oh, no! 361 00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:53,364 Oh, no! 362 00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:54,966 Calm down, everyone. Stick to your work. 363 00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:57,068 I will deal with these trespassers. 364 00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:59,037 We're here to put an end to you, Chaos! 365 00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:00,905 Yeah! I don't have butt sex with antelopes, 366 00:14:00,907 --> 00:14:02,941 and Token doesn't poop in girls' mouths! 367 00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:05,310 It's the 21st century, gentlemen. 368 00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:07,545 There's nothing illegal about what I'm doing. 369 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:11,282 Yeah? Nothing illegal about us kicking your a-a-ass either. 370 00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,051 Actually that is illegal. 371 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:15,954 And besides, you can't do anything to me. 372 00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:16,988 [ Whistles ] 373 00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:20,291 Hyah! Syo-yo-yo! 374 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:21,559 [ Whoosh! ] 375 00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:24,329 Wah! So, this is the Coon and Friends 376 00:14:24,331 --> 00:14:25,997 that you have told me about. 377 00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:28,399 I warn you, my fighting style is unsurpassed. 378 00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:31,469 Who the S-S-S-Sam Hell is that? 379 00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:32,937 I think that's Mark Zuckerberg. 380 00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:34,472 You wanna get to Butters, right? 381 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:36,507 You're gonna have to get through me, huh! 382 00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:39,444 Dude. This kid is deliberately lying about us 383 00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:41,312 on your platform for no other reason 384 00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:42,480 than to cause harm. 385 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,082 Why are you protecting him? 386 00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:48,186 Simple. He paid me $17.23. 387 00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:49,654 It's the Facebook safeguard program. 388 00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:51,489 Just $17 monthly gets you 389 00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:53,191 personal protection from Mark Zuckerberg. 390 00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:55,026 Come on! What's your style? 391 00:14:56,595 --> 00:15:01,466 [ Clamoring ] 392 00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:04,168 All right. All right. Everyone calm down. 393 00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:06,271 I can't hear over all you! 394 00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:07,939 You have to do something! 395 00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:09,307 This guy is going around 396 00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,476 acting like everyone's stuff is his! 397 00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:13,678 I'm sick of getting out of the shower 398 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:17,048 to find Mark Zuckerberg sitting on my toilet! 399 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,384 Zuckerberg ate everything in our freezer 400 00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:21,986 and then helped himself to my wife's lubricant! 401 00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:24,656 [ Indistinct shouting ] 402 00:15:24,658 --> 00:15:26,491 All right. All right. Everyone! 403 00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:29,160 I just want to know one thing. 404 00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:33,998 Who invited him here? 405 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:37,068 Come on. Who invited Mark Zuckerberg to town 406 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:40,338 in the first place? 407 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,307 -We did. -We did. 408 00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:44,175 Huh? What's that? 409 00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:46,978 We invited Mark Zuckerberg to town. 410 00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:48,680 Uh-huh. That's what I thought. 411 00:15:48,682 --> 00:15:51,149 You all brought Mark Zuckerberg into your lives 412 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:53,051 and now you want the police to shoot him. 413 00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:54,552 Please, you don't understand. 414 00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,688 He's -- he's such a penis. 415 00:15:56,690 --> 00:15:58,990 Yeah, and I'm pretty sure his voice is dubbed 416 00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:01,259 and he does all his own sound effects... 417 00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:03,695 Well, that doesn't mean he's done anything illegal. 418 00:16:03,697 --> 00:16:06,698 Now, the police will help deal with Mark Zuckerberg, but... 419 00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:08,533 we aren't going to shoot him. 420 00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:10,501 [ Crowd groans ] 421 00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:13,271 I'm sorry, that's just the way it is. 422 00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:15,673 You all should have thought harder about this 423 00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:17,675 before letting him into your lives. 424 00:16:23,248 --> 00:16:26,351 When we all became superheroes, we took an oath. 425 00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:29,587 that no matter what it took we would make shit loads of money. 426 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:32,190 But thanks to Mark Zuckerberg, right now... 427 00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:33,558 we are a superhero group 428 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,393 that can't even get a show on Netflix. 429 00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:37,195 Zuckerberg is the key. 430 00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:39,197 He's the only person who can shut down Facebook. 431 00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:41,065 How are we going to get him to do that? 432 00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:44,002 We're gonna beat him at his own game. 433 00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:50,241 [ Police radio chatter ] 434 00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:52,577 We got the west entrance to town secure. 435 00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:54,512 How you guys doing out east? 436 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,347 Here he comes. 437 00:16:59,284 --> 00:17:02,053 Okay, Mr. Zuckerberg. That's gonna have to be it. 438 00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:04,122 Can't let you into town. 439 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:06,290 So, you think you can block me? 440 00:17:06,292 --> 00:17:08,526 Look, people don't want you here okay? 441 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,094 This is a quiet little town and... 442 00:17:10,096 --> 00:17:11,596 [ Laughs ] You cannot block me. 443 00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:13,765 There's plenty of other places you can go, sir. 444 00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:14,799 Can you please just -- 445 00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:18,369 [ Vocalizes action sounds ] 446 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,038 Don't -- Don't do that please -- 447 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:23,141 [ Vocalizing continues ] 448 00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:25,176 My brain! My brain! Aah! 449 00:17:26,745 --> 00:17:28,413 He walked through. 450 00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:30,381 [ Vocalizing continues ] Aah! My my car! My car! 451 00:17:32,818 --> 00:17:34,485 Oh, my God! It's Mark Zuckerberg! 452 00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:37,255 [ Vocalizing continues ] 453 00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:38,723 Oh, my God! How'd he do that?! 454 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:41,659 [ Zip! ] 455 00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:47,665 What's the matter? Too f-f-fast for you? 456 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:50,735 [ Laughs ] You saw me walk right through that police barricade, 457 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,336 and yet you think you can block me, right? 458 00:17:52,338 --> 00:17:53,571 Go ahead and try. 459 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:56,741 [ Both vocalizing action sounds ] 460 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:59,143 Now Zuckerberg! Let's see you block my shtoile! 461 00:17:59,145 --> 00:18:00,411 Pew! Pew! Pew! 462 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:01,813 [ Laughs ] 463 00:18:01,815 --> 00:18:04,115 [ Both vocalizing action sounds ] 464 00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:05,716 Wha, da, da, da, da. Bam! 465 00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:09,353 Oh! 466 00:18:09,355 --> 00:18:11,322 [ Groans ] Ow! 467 00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:13,291 I have never witnessed this style before! [ Grunts ] 468 00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:15,426 Hey, look! The freaky costume kids 469 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:16,794 are getting Zuckerberg! 470 00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:18,262 Get him, kids! 471 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:19,464 Poop in his mouth! 472 00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:21,499 -[ Roars ] -Aah! 473 00:18:24,503 --> 00:18:26,137 [ Laughs ] 474 00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:28,606 You tried to match my style and failed! 475 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:31,209 [ Dramatically ] Oh! It is over! 476 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,344 My friends are all beaten! Why?! 477 00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:35,313 They were just children. 478 00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:37,882 This one simply protesting for black lives. 479 00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:40,685 And this child trying to speak out for handicapped people! 480 00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:42,753 W-Why, Mark Zuckerberg? 481 00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:44,722 And my friend Kyle, 482 00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:46,557 guilty of nothing but standing up for the rights of Jews. 483 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,726 Wh-wha-what are you talking about? 484 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:51,295 Ever heard of Facebook Live? 485 00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:56,167 We are just kids trying to have our voices heard for 486 00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:58,436 black, handicapped and Jewish rights. 487 00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:00,838 Cut down in our prime by Mark Zuckerberg. 488 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,841 But -- but hold on. That -- that's not true! 489 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,810 Facebook says it's true. 490 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:09,580 Nooo! 491 00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:13,184 -Huh? -What? -Hey! 492 00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:14,886 -What? -What's going on?! 493 00:19:14,888 --> 00:19:16,387 Everyone keep working! 494 00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:18,356 -We can't. -Something's wrong 495 00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:20,158 with Facebook. -It's gone. Like... 496 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,759 somebody shut it down. 497 00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:23,427 What are you talking about?! [ Door opens ] 498 00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:25,563 Cartman: It's over, Chaos! 499 00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:27,765 We've forced your little toady to shut down 500 00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:29,300 his own disorder device. 501 00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:30,701 Curse you, Coon and Friends! 502 00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:31,769 This isn't over! 503 00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:33,538 Oh, yes, it is. 504 00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:36,674 Butters! You're the one who started all this?! 505 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,676 Uh-oh. 506 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:42,613 ♪♪ 507 00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:45,416 You think you're just so smart don't you? 508 00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:47,418 No, sir! No, sir, I just-- Make me look like a fool will you?! 509 00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:50,254 We'll just see about this! 510 00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:52,557 Not so funny now is it?! 511 00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:54,792 Go on! Tell Mr. Putin what you told me! 512 00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:56,961 Well, I was just -- [ Sniffles ] 513 00:19:56,963 --> 00:20:00,398 Well, I just said how I just used Facebook like Russia did 514 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,599 and really didn't break any rules -- 515 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,601 Didn't break any rules! 516 00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:05,903 Good job teaching our children that's all that matters! 517 00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:08,239 Just because there's a way to cause chaos in a town 518 00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:09,740 or disrupt an entire country 519 00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:11,909 doesn't mean you go and do it, does it? 520 00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,844 If Mark Zuckerberg points a loaded cannon 521 00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:15,646 at someone's face, 522 00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:16,781 are you innocent for just lighting the fuse?! 523 00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:19,917 Answer me. -[ In Russian ] 524 00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:23,254 No! You don't go around making up things about people either, 525 00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:24,222 unless it's about Mark Zuckerberg 526 00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:25,456 'cause he deserves it. 527 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:27,992 I hope you're both very satisfied 528 00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:31,629 with the damage you've caused, because you're both grounded! 529 00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:33,264 [ Door slams ] 530 00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:34,999 Coon Friends, we have done it. 531 00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:38,402 Facebook is gone and Netflix has approved our TV show. 532 00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,004 All we have to do now 533 00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:42,873 is agree on the final draft of the franchise plan. 534 00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:45,309 You can see that the SuperCraig movie now precedes 535 00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:46,844 the Coon VS SuperCraig movie 536 00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:49,614 followed by Mysterion's video game and then -- 537 00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:50,982 How come I have to have the video game? 538 00:20:50,984 --> 00:20:52,016 I wanna movie too. 539 00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:53,851 You have a movie, Mysterion. 540 00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:55,419 You're in the third Coon and Friends United movie 541 00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:56,988 after your video game. 542 00:20:56,990 --> 00:20:59,457 Yeah, but he's saying he doesn't ever get his own movie. 543 00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:01,959 Do I get my own movie? Not everyone gets their own movie. 544 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:05,696 -This franchise plan sucks. -Oh, Jesus, here we go again. 545 00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,398 No, Wonder Tweek is right. 546 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,000 It was better when we started the movies off 547 00:21:09,002 --> 00:21:11,535 with the Tupperware prequel. Dude, you can't do a prequel first. 548 00:21:11,537 --> 00:21:12,970 -Why not? -'Cause then it's not a prequel, 549 00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:14,672 it's just first. 550 00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:16,707 And besides Tupperware isn't our strongest character. 551 00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:18,743 Fuck you. It's better than a human kite. 552 00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:20,978 He just likes this plan because he gets two movies in phase one. 553 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:22,780 Guys! We have to just go with this plan. 554 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,315 We don't even have one movie yet! 555 00:21:24,317 --> 00:21:25,783 You go with the plan. 556 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,018 Maybe we'll just go and do our own franchise. 557 00:21:27,020 --> 00:21:28,819 -Yeah! -Yeah! 558 00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:30,554 Oh, you want civil war?! Is that what you want?! 559 00:21:30,556 --> 00:21:32,590 Yeah, dude. It's civil war. Fuck you. 560 00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:34,358 Oh, fuck you. Get outta my house. 561 00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:36,894 We'll make way more money on our franchise! 562 00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:39,397 Go ahead. I bet you don't even get halfway through phase one 563 00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:40,464 on your franchise, DC Comics. 564 00:21:43,402 --> 00:21:45,736 [ Door slams ] 565 00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:47,672 I thought Civil War wasn't supposed to happen 566 00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:50,741 until phase three. -Shut up, SuperCraig. 567 00:21:55,781 --> 00:21:57,315 Wilson Aubrey? Yeah. 568 00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:58,883 It's us, your heroes, Coon and Friends. 569 00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:00,351 We're, uh... just wondering 570 00:22:00,353 --> 00:22:02,620 why you stopped following us on Instagram. 571 00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:05,056 Because you victimize innocent people 572 00:22:05,058 --> 00:22:06,624 and poop in little girls' mouths. 573 00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:08,359 That's not true, Wilson. 574 00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:09,694 We're Coon and Friends, not Harvey Weinstein.