1 00:00:01,969 --> 00:00:05,103 ♪♪ 2 00:00:05,105 --> 00:00:06,505 Les: ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪ 3 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:08,573 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪ 4 00:00:08,575 --> 00:00:10,209 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 5 00:00:10,211 --> 00:00:12,110 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 6 00:00:12,112 --> 00:00:15,213 Les: ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 7 00:00:15,215 --> 00:00:16,982 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 8 00:00:16,984 --> 00:00:18,883 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor" ♪ 9 00:00:18,885 --> 00:00:21,819 Les: ♪ Headin' on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 10 00:00:21,821 --> 00:00:23,621 ♪ Murpph mmmph mmph mmmph mrrr mff mrmmph! ♪ 11 00:00:23,623 --> 00:00:25,523 ♪ Murpph mmmph mmph mmmph mrrr mff mrmmph! ♪ 12 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:28,394 Les: ♪ Come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine ♪ 13 00:00:33,466 --> 00:00:35,366 I want you all to take a close look 14 00:00:35,368 --> 00:00:37,236 at your math exams, children. 15 00:00:37,238 --> 00:00:40,939 Some of you did very well, but many of you did not. 16 00:00:40,941 --> 00:00:42,307 Aw, man! 17 00:00:42,309 --> 00:00:44,777 The addition of fractions is very simple. 18 00:00:44,779 --> 00:00:46,110 Let's run through it again. 19 00:00:46,112 --> 00:00:47,779 How do we solve this first one? 20 00:00:47,781 --> 00:00:49,080 [ Gunshots ] 21 00:00:49,082 --> 00:00:52,250 [ People screaming ] 22 00:00:52,252 --> 00:00:54,519 Add together the 3 and the 3! 23 00:00:54,521 --> 00:00:56,988 Good, Butters. We add the 3's together. 24 00:00:56,990 --> 00:00:58,957 And what about the 4's? Token? 25 00:00:58,959 --> 00:01:01,059 They're the denominators, so they stay a 4. 26 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:02,795 Wait, wait! Token got an "A"? 27 00:01:02,797 --> 00:01:04,096 But I cheated off of Token! 28 00:01:04,098 --> 00:01:05,263 [ Siren wails ] I-I can't hear you, Eric. 29 00:01:05,265 --> 00:01:06,564 I said something's wrong! 30 00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:08,266 I got an "F," but I cheated off Token! 31 00:01:08,268 --> 00:01:09,735 Active shooter! Active shooter! 32 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:11,336 Man on radio: All units, report in. 33 00:01:11,338 --> 00:01:13,171 And now we divide, right? 34 00:01:13,173 --> 00:01:15,841 Craig, how about you? What are we dividing? 35 00:01:15,843 --> 00:01:17,475 [ Tactical guys shouting in background ] Divide 4 by 6? 36 00:01:17,477 --> 00:01:18,643 The 4 by 6... 37 00:01:18,645 --> 00:01:19,745 Unit five in southwest classroom! 38 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:20,712 ...or the 6 by the 4? 39 00:01:20,714 --> 00:01:21,879 The 6 by the 4. 40 00:01:21,881 --> 00:01:23,248 Southwest classroom clear! 41 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:24,949 Man on radio: Copy. Southwest classroom clear. 42 00:01:24,951 --> 00:01:26,718 Now, we're gonna re-take the exam on Friday. 43 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:28,052 [ Kids groan ] 44 00:01:28,054 --> 00:01:30,288 Shooter's in the hallway! All units, report! 45 00:01:30,290 --> 00:01:32,724 [ Gunfire ] Now, I'm giving you an opportunity to do better. 46 00:01:32,726 --> 00:01:34,459 I hope you take advantage of it. 47 00:01:34,461 --> 00:01:35,894 Put down the gun, son. You can see where Token erased his answers 48 00:01:35,896 --> 00:01:37,028 and wrote in the right ones! You don't want to do this! 49 00:01:37,030 --> 00:01:38,330 He did it to me on purpose! 50 00:01:38,332 --> 00:01:39,631 [ Gunshot ] Eric, that's enough. 51 00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:41,232 Man on radio: Shooter is down. Shooter is down. 52 00:01:41,234 --> 00:01:43,668 Now, let's move on to the next equation. 53 00:01:43,670 --> 00:01:45,337 [ Police radio chatter ] 54 00:01:45,339 --> 00:01:47,271 [ Helicopter blades whirring, siren chirps ] 55 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:48,607 [ School bell rings ] 56 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:51,109 [ Kids cheering ] 57 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:52,977 That is such bullshit, you guys! 58 00:01:52,979 --> 00:01:54,479 Token knew I was cheating off of him, 59 00:01:54,481 --> 00:01:56,481 so he deliberately put down the wrong answers! 60 00:01:56,483 --> 00:01:57,482 Why would he do that? 61 00:01:57,484 --> 00:01:59,017 I flunked that test, too. 62 00:01:59,019 --> 00:02:00,552 I don't understand fractions. They don't make any sense. 63 00:02:00,554 --> 00:02:01,953 That's not the point, you guys. 64 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:03,522 Why is Token out to get me? 65 00:02:03,524 --> 00:02:04,923 There's something going on here. 66 00:02:04,925 --> 00:02:06,158 Another school shooting today 67 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:07,759 has left students in shock and disbelief. 68 00:02:07,761 --> 00:02:09,227 Yeah, Token's probably sick of you 69 00:02:09,229 --> 00:02:10,661 cheating off of him all the time. 70 00:02:10,663 --> 00:02:13,264 But why now? That's the question, Kyle. 71 00:02:13,266 --> 00:02:14,365 I always cheat off Token. 72 00:02:14,367 --> 00:02:15,900 Why did he choose now to hurt me? 73 00:02:15,902 --> 00:02:16,969 Stanley! 74 00:02:16,971 --> 00:02:18,503 Stanley, oh, my God! 75 00:02:18,505 --> 00:02:20,905 Baby! Oh, you're okay! 76 00:02:20,907 --> 00:02:22,340 Uh, hey, Mom. 77 00:02:22,342 --> 00:02:24,309 It's all right, Stanley. 78 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:27,045 We're gonna go home and talk about this with your dad. 79 00:02:27,047 --> 00:02:29,647 And we will get through this as a family. 80 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:31,750 Come on. Get in the car. 81 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:36,120 Dude, what's up Stan's mom's ass? 82 00:02:36,122 --> 00:02:37,990 [ Utensils clack, scrape ] 83 00:02:41,128 --> 00:02:42,861 Stanley... Well? 84 00:02:42,863 --> 00:02:44,596 Do you want to tell your father 85 00:02:44,598 --> 00:02:46,565 about what happened at school today? 86 00:02:48,636 --> 00:02:50,235 Um... O-Oh. 87 00:02:50,237 --> 00:02:52,204 I flunked my math quiz. 88 00:02:52,206 --> 00:02:54,739 No! The other thing! 89 00:02:54,741 --> 00:02:56,641 What other thing? 90 00:02:56,643 --> 00:02:59,277 What happened at school today? 91 00:02:59,279 --> 00:03:00,679 Oh, the school shooting? 92 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:03,014 Yes! The school shooting! 93 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:05,217 Oh, yeah. Some kid shot up the school. 94 00:03:05,219 --> 00:03:07,452 Who shot up the schoo-- Was it you? 95 00:03:07,454 --> 00:03:08,520 No. 96 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:09,921 Did you get shot? 97 00:03:09,923 --> 00:03:11,055 No. 98 00:03:11,057 --> 00:03:12,323 Oh. 99 00:03:12,325 --> 00:03:15,026 Well, what's this about failing a math quiz? 100 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:17,429 Are you serious?! 101 00:03:17,431 --> 00:03:19,798 Did you not hear what your child said?! 102 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:23,068 Kids died at his school! 103 00:03:23,070 --> 00:03:25,203 I'm sorry, Sharon. I -- 104 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:28,040 Why are you all acting like this is normal? 105 00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:32,744 What is wrong with you people? 106 00:03:32,746 --> 00:03:34,446 What's up mom's ass? 107 00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:38,950 Hey, Sharon. You doing okay? 108 00:03:38,952 --> 00:03:40,819 No, I'm not okay! 109 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:42,187 Children were shot! 110 00:03:42,189 --> 00:03:44,089 They were killed at a school 111 00:03:44,091 --> 00:03:47,326 where they were supposed to be safe! 112 00:03:47,328 --> 00:03:50,028 Uh-huh, and... what else is going on? 113 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:52,263 Why does there need to be anything else?! 114 00:03:52,265 --> 00:03:54,031 Are you kidding me?! I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Sharon. 115 00:03:54,033 --> 00:03:56,367 Why isn't anyone else emotional?! 116 00:03:56,369 --> 00:03:59,871 Hon, uh... 117 00:03:59,873 --> 00:04:01,606 when was your last... 118 00:04:01,608 --> 00:04:03,542 I mean, you know how sometimes 119 00:04:03,544 --> 00:04:05,444 Things can seem like a little bigger deal 120 00:04:05,446 --> 00:04:08,013 'cause, you know, your...down there? 121 00:04:08,015 --> 00:04:11,182 Don't you dare suggest that I'm only emotional 122 00:04:11,184 --> 00:04:12,584 because it's -- I'm -- I'm just -- I'm just 123 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:14,953 Pointing out that it is around that time. 124 00:04:14,955 --> 00:04:17,455 Get out, Randy! I'm not overreacting! 125 00:04:17,457 --> 00:04:19,591 Okay. Okay. Love you, honey. I'll leave you alone. 126 00:04:20,894 --> 00:04:22,627 [ Sighs ] 127 00:04:22,629 --> 00:04:26,231 Whelp, another three days of this, probably. 128 00:04:26,233 --> 00:04:28,033 I understand that there have been 129 00:04:28,035 --> 00:04:29,834 some problems here at the school lately. 130 00:04:29,836 --> 00:04:32,504 A lot of students are experiencing anxiety, 131 00:04:32,506 --> 00:04:35,573 and Eric Cartman just wanted to be able to voice his concerns. 132 00:04:35,575 --> 00:04:36,608 Go ahead, Eric. 133 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,276 Token. [ Sighs ] 134 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:40,845 There are some terrible things that I realize 135 00:04:40,847 --> 00:04:43,115 you might have heard from the other kids here at school. 136 00:04:43,117 --> 00:04:46,150 There are some rumors that have been going around about me 137 00:04:46,152 --> 00:04:47,786 that -- that I thought 138 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:51,088 "Black Panther" was a terrible movie. 139 00:04:51,090 --> 00:04:53,858 There's rumors that I said it was a structural mess, 140 00:04:53,860 --> 00:04:55,827 you know, that the rhinos were really stupid. 141 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:57,062 I want to assure you 142 00:04:57,064 --> 00:04:58,863 that I never said anything like that. 143 00:04:58,865 --> 00:05:00,498 I loved "Black Panther." 144 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:03,101 So if, you know, you feel like there's a need to come after me 145 00:05:03,103 --> 00:05:04,635 to get back at me, 146 00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:06,771 I just need you to know that people are lying 147 00:05:06,773 --> 00:05:09,174 because I liked "Black Panther" just as much as you did. 148 00:05:09,176 --> 00:05:11,209 I am not a racist. 149 00:05:12,346 --> 00:05:14,780 I actually never saw "Black Panther." 150 00:05:14,782 --> 00:05:16,447 Say what, girlfrriend?! 151 00:05:16,449 --> 00:05:17,715 Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?! 152 00:05:17,717 --> 00:05:20,618 Come on, Rog! You never saw "Black Panther?" 153 00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:22,220 No, I didn't see it. 154 00:05:22,222 --> 00:05:23,455 But I thought all of you saw it. 155 00:05:23,457 --> 00:05:25,157 [ Gunshots ] 156 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:27,759 I got this one. [ People screaming ] 157 00:05:29,029 --> 00:05:30,628 All right, everyone, get down! 158 00:05:30,630 --> 00:05:32,330 Everybody, get the fuck down! 159 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,332 Token, let's be honest with each other, okay? 160 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,200 Why else would you manipulate my test grades? 161 00:05:36,202 --> 00:05:39,036 How exactly did Token manipulate your grades, Eric? 162 00:05:39,038 --> 00:05:40,138 [ Gunshot and screaming continues ] There was a test. 163 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:41,573 I should have got an "A" on it, 164 00:05:41,575 --> 00:05:43,475 but Token did things to make me fail, and it's not fair. 165 00:05:43,477 --> 00:05:46,210 M'kay! M'kay! Who's shootin' up the school? 166 00:05:46,212 --> 00:05:47,512 Is that true, Token? 167 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:49,414 Did you do something to make Eric fail a test? 168 00:05:49,416 --> 00:05:51,716 I didn't make him fail, no. 169 00:05:51,718 --> 00:05:53,185 You didn't make me fail the test, 170 00:05:53,187 --> 00:05:54,953 and you didn't see "Black Panther." Right. 171 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:56,554 I mean -- I mean, this is ridiculous. 172 00:05:56,556 --> 00:05:58,556 Over this way! Into the cafeteria! 173 00:05:58,558 --> 00:06:01,793 Right over there, m'kay? No, you shot the wrong one! 174 00:06:03,763 --> 00:06:05,430 Thanks for coming, everybody. 175 00:06:05,432 --> 00:06:06,898 I'm sure you all heard 176 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:09,667 there was yet another school shooting today. 177 00:06:09,669 --> 00:06:13,071 We have to figure out what we're going to do as parents 178 00:06:13,073 --> 00:06:15,606 because this whole thing is out of control. 179 00:06:15,608 --> 00:06:18,176 [ Sighs ] We have to ask ourselves 180 00:06:18,178 --> 00:06:21,913 why this is happening and do something now! 181 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:24,316 Well, you know, Sharon, 182 00:06:24,318 --> 00:06:26,684 I think it is a complex issue, you know. 183 00:06:26,686 --> 00:06:31,156 It's -- It's not really as simple as just -- 184 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:33,858 What I'm saying is that -- that with issues like this, 185 00:06:33,860 --> 00:06:37,161 sometimes you have to be kind of...crazy? 186 00:06:37,163 --> 00:06:39,363 What are you talking about?! 187 00:06:39,365 --> 00:06:43,134 Do you understand that our children are being murdered? 188 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:44,369 Red. 189 00:06:44,371 --> 00:06:46,904 How much closer to home can this all hit? 190 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:49,207 It was at our children's school! 191 00:06:49,209 --> 00:06:51,877 Crazy time. Crazy red time. 192 00:06:53,746 --> 00:06:55,880 I agree with my wife. 193 00:06:55,882 --> 00:06:59,751 Well, there certainly are things that need changing. 194 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:02,320 Just yesterday, I was at the park with my son Craig, 195 00:07:02,322 --> 00:07:05,389 and have you seen the state of the playground equipment? 196 00:07:05,391 --> 00:07:07,458 Not only does it seem unsafe, 197 00:07:07,460 --> 00:07:09,327 but it's become quite an eyesore. 198 00:07:09,329 --> 00:07:11,797 The whole park could use an upgrade, if you ask me. 199 00:07:11,799 --> 00:07:13,598 It's become a camp-out for the homeless. 200 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,733 Are you fucking joking?! 201 00:07:15,735 --> 00:07:17,769 You're gonna take one second 202 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:21,239 to compare child murder to park upgrades?! 203 00:07:21,241 --> 00:07:23,641 What is wrong with everybody?! 204 00:07:23,643 --> 00:07:25,844 You've all gone crazy! 205 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:31,882 Anybody need a drink? 206 00:07:31,884 --> 00:07:34,786 [ School bell rings ] 207 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:36,154 [ Indistinct conversations ] 208 00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:39,324 [ Metal detectors beeping ] 209 00:07:39,326 --> 00:07:41,159 [ Dogs bark ] 210 00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:44,662 [ Conversations continue ] 211 00:07:44,664 --> 00:07:45,663 Butters. 212 00:07:45,665 --> 00:07:46,898 Waah! 213 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:48,700 Oh! Oh, hey, Eric! 214 00:07:48,702 --> 00:07:50,201 Butters, I need help. 215 00:07:50,203 --> 00:07:51,936 My mom said if I flunk another math test, 216 00:07:51,938 --> 00:07:53,938 she's gonna ground me from playing "Fortnite." 217 00:07:53,940 --> 00:07:55,907 Oh, geez. You want me to help you study? 218 00:07:55,909 --> 00:07:56,974 No, dumbass. 219 00:07:56,976 --> 00:07:57,875 I need to get some dirt on Token 220 00:07:57,877 --> 00:07:59,143 so he stops punishing me 221 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:00,778 for what I supposedly said about "Black Panther." 222 00:08:00,780 --> 00:08:01,813 Ooh. "Black Panther"? 223 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:03,080 Well, that was a great movie! 224 00:08:03,082 --> 00:08:04,182 No, it wasn't. But now, listen. 225 00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:05,383 There's got to be something 226 00:08:05,385 --> 00:08:06,451 Token wouldn't want people to know, 227 00:08:06,453 --> 00:08:07,752 something I can use as leverage. 228 00:08:07,754 --> 00:08:09,253 Well, what do you want me to do? 229 00:08:09,255 --> 00:08:10,321 I got hall monitor duty. 230 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:11,623 Just ask around. 231 00:08:11,625 --> 00:08:13,992 If you find any dirt on Token, give me a call. 232 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:15,827 Okay, Eric. 233 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:18,796 Cartman: This world is full of two types of people -- 234 00:08:18,798 --> 00:08:20,265 the ones who are honest, 235 00:08:20,267 --> 00:08:22,133 and the ones who don't play by the rules. 236 00:08:22,135 --> 00:08:23,768 Token's got everyone believing 237 00:08:23,770 --> 00:08:25,636 he's the one African American in the entire country 238 00:08:25,638 --> 00:08:27,439 who didn't see "Black Panther." 239 00:08:27,441 --> 00:08:29,140 What else is he lying about? 240 00:08:36,149 --> 00:08:37,248 [ Sobs ] 241 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:38,716 [ Blows nose ] 242 00:08:38,718 --> 00:08:42,453 It just gets so hard, you know? 243 00:08:42,455 --> 00:08:44,188 Everything's going fine, 244 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:46,524 and then at a certain time of the month, 245 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:48,760 I have to start walking on eggshells. 246 00:08:48,762 --> 00:08:50,228 It's all right, Randy. 247 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:52,230 It's just -- It's just once, 248 00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:54,599 I'd like her to acknowledge it, you know? 249 00:08:54,601 --> 00:08:56,867 Just once say, "You know, maybe I was 250 00:08:56,869 --> 00:08:59,203 overreacting a little bit 'cause of my hormones." 251 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:01,572 Randy, they just announced on the news 252 00:09:01,574 --> 00:09:04,476 there's been another school shooting in Jefferson County! 253 00:09:04,478 --> 00:09:06,511 Okay, Sharon. Cool. 254 00:09:06,513 --> 00:09:09,180 What is cool about that?! 255 00:09:09,182 --> 00:09:12,183 N-Nothing. I love you, sweetheart. 256 00:09:12,185 --> 00:09:14,685 God! [ Sighs ] 257 00:09:14,687 --> 00:09:16,221 I don't know. 258 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:18,189 I don't know how much more of this I can take. 259 00:09:18,191 --> 00:09:20,224 It's like I turn on the TV 260 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:22,560 and dread they'll say something about a school shooting 261 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,262 because it's gonna set my wife off. 262 00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:26,631 Well, Randy, have you stopped to think 263 00:09:26,633 --> 00:09:30,101 that maybe this problem is bigger than Sharon's period? 264 00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:32,570 [ Sniffles ] What -- What do you mean? 265 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:36,541 I mean that maybe what's going on really is a big deal. 266 00:09:36,543 --> 00:09:38,175 What if this is actually... 267 00:09:38,177 --> 00:09:40,578 menopause? 268 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,346 Menopause? 269 00:09:42,348 --> 00:09:44,916 I don't even know what that is. 270 00:09:47,787 --> 00:09:49,253 [ Police radio chatter ] 271 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:52,390 [ Helicopter blades whirring, siren chirps ] 272 00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:54,793 [ Indistinct conversations ] 273 00:09:58,464 --> 00:10:00,831 Well, you see, Mr. Marsh, when the woman's ovaries 274 00:10:00,833 --> 00:10:04,135 actually stop producing eggs, it's a significant change. 275 00:10:04,137 --> 00:10:05,470 It's this ending 276 00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:07,238 of the the menstrual cycle in a woman's life 277 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,240 that we call menopause. 278 00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:10,508 Uh-huh. 279 00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:13,210 But if a woman isn't having periods anymore, 280 00:10:13,212 --> 00:10:15,713 then why would she still overreact and be bitchy? 281 00:10:15,715 --> 00:10:17,615 Well, actually, menopause is one of the most 282 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:20,285 severely hormonal times a woman ever goes through. 283 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:22,486 It's good you sought the advice of a medical professional 284 00:10:22,488 --> 00:10:24,255 because the changes in your wife's body 285 00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:28,059 are going to be confusing and at times hard to cope with. 286 00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:30,461 Well, wait. You're saying this could actually get worse? 287 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:31,663 I'm afraid so. 288 00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:34,432 Ah, no. Dead ones go in the other truck. 289 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:35,634 You see, Mr. Marsh, 290 00:10:35,636 --> 00:10:38,135 menopause is almost like a super period, 291 00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:40,237 and it's been known to last... 292 00:10:40,239 --> 00:10:42,207 for up to two years. 293 00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:44,609 Oh, my God. 294 00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:45,977 [ Door squeaks ] 295 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:48,313 Nichole, can I talk to you? 296 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:49,680 'Bout what? 297 00:10:49,682 --> 00:10:52,049 Word on the street is you and Token are back together. 298 00:10:52,051 --> 00:10:53,584 We're trying. 299 00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:55,186 Just talking a lot and seeing if we can work things out. 300 00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:57,555 Why did you break up with him? What did he do to you? 301 00:10:57,557 --> 00:11:00,525 That's...really none of your business. 302 00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:02,860 He didn't take you to see "Black Panther" with him, did he? 303 00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:04,061 That must have really stung. 304 00:11:04,063 --> 00:11:05,596 I don't know what you're talking about. 305 00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:07,031 Oh, no? 306 00:11:07,033 --> 00:11:08,199 When you guys talk about how sweet "Black Panther" was, 307 00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:09,501 what's he say? 308 00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:10,969 We've never talked about it. Right. 309 00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:12,303 You two guys just hang out and talk, 310 00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:13,805 and "Black Panther" never comes up. 311 00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:15,840 Why are you covering for Token? What's he have on you? 312 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,709 I gotta get to class. 313 00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:20,077 Cartman: $1.3 billion domestic box office. 314 00:11:20,079 --> 00:11:21,746 A milestone for African Americans. 315 00:11:21,748 --> 00:11:23,615 [ Camera shutter clicking ] And I'm supposed to believe 316 00:11:23,617 --> 00:11:24,883 that Token and his little sex kitten 317 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:26,618 never even talked about it. 318 00:11:28,955 --> 00:11:31,523 The all school test is in less than 72 hours. 319 00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:32,757 Unless I find a connection, 320 00:11:32,759 --> 00:11:34,592 I'll be grounded from "Fortnite" for weeks. 321 00:11:34,594 --> 00:11:36,327 [ Mouse clicks ] 322 00:11:36,329 --> 00:11:38,763 Hello, Mom and Dad. 323 00:11:41,267 --> 00:11:42,967 I keep thinking, 324 00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:45,035 when will be the time that I get the call? 325 00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:46,170 You know? 326 00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:48,005 When will I answer the phone and find out 327 00:11:48,007 --> 00:11:53,411 my son, my daughter were killed at school? 328 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:54,712 Mm-hmm. 329 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,214 Yeah, I see. 330 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,782 I live in constant fear that I won't be there 331 00:11:58,784 --> 00:12:01,920 to protect my children when something happens to them. 332 00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:04,321 Well, Sharon, have you maybe considered 333 00:12:04,323 --> 00:12:07,224 that your feelings are partly due to... 334 00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:09,293 handkerchief balls? 335 00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:10,695 What? 336 00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:14,332 Handkerchief balls. Handkerchief out the balls. 337 00:12:16,602 --> 00:12:19,337 Red handkerchief. No -- No more handkerchief. 338 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:20,604 No more -- No more red. 339 00:12:20,606 --> 00:12:21,939 Zero. Empty. 340 00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:23,775 Old lady. -What I'm saying 341 00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:26,010 is that I'm so overwhelmed that I -- 342 00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:28,946 Old lady, where's my dick? Where's my dick? 343 00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:30,815 What the hell are you talking about?! 344 00:12:30,817 --> 00:12:33,351 I don't understand! 345 00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:35,953 God damn it! 346 00:12:35,955 --> 00:12:38,522 Stop acting like there's something wrong with me. 347 00:12:38,524 --> 00:12:42,626 Something's wrong with you, all of you! 348 00:12:42,628 --> 00:12:45,530 Try having some goddamn compassion! 349 00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:49,867 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. 350 00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:52,002 You know, my other favorite part was when Black Panther 351 00:12:52,004 --> 00:12:53,637 had those dreams about his dead father. 352 00:12:53,639 --> 00:12:55,072 I mean the dad, the tribal leader, 353 00:12:55,074 --> 00:12:57,107 speaking to the new king about being a good leader. 354 00:12:57,109 --> 00:12:58,609 I've never seen a movie do that before, 355 00:12:58,611 --> 00:12:59,911 except for "Lion King" of course, 356 00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:01,312 but "Black Panther" was so original. 357 00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:03,180 We enjoyed it, yes. 358 00:13:03,182 --> 00:13:05,616 So, uh, what was Token's 359 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,051 favorite part of "Black Panther"? 360 00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:08,553 Token? Yeah. 361 00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:10,288 You must have all had some deep family talks about it. 362 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,522 What does Token say about it 363 00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:13,123 on "Black Panther" family discussion night? 364 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:15,092 -Get out of my house. -Token. 365 00:13:15,094 --> 00:13:16,294 Come on. Get out. 366 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,628 Sure thing. 367 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,163 You know, we were just talking about how your family 368 00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:20,931 did see "Black Panther." 369 00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:22,634 Oh, no, not the family. 370 00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:24,869 Token's mom and I saw it on date night. 371 00:13:24,871 --> 00:13:26,671 We're gonna watch it again with Token, though. 372 00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:29,474 We don't let him watch it alone because it's PG-13. 373 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:34,311 Well, I guess there's nothing more to it, then. 374 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:36,281 Nice talking to you folks. 375 00:13:38,752 --> 00:13:41,585 You know, just one last thing. 376 00:13:41,587 --> 00:13:44,655 If you ever found out your son saw a PG-13 movie without you, 377 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,125 you'd probably be pretty pissed off. 378 00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:49,159 Well, Token wouldn't do that. 379 00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:51,963 No. No, he'd have no reason to falsely claim 380 00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:54,032 he's the only one who hasn't seen "Black Panther." 381 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:56,901 I'll see you at school. 382 00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:03,741 [ Doorbell rings ] 383 00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:05,143 Sharon! Sharon, you have to come quick! 384 00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:06,610 What is it? There's another shooting 385 00:14:06,612 --> 00:14:08,479 happening at the school right now! 386 00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:09,781 It just started. 387 00:14:09,783 --> 00:14:12,350 Maybe we can make it in time! -Oh, my God! 388 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,186 [ Tires screech ] 389 00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:18,489 Come on! We have to hurry! 390 00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:20,258 No, Sharon, you go ahead first! 391 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:22,827 Why? You just -- You should go! 392 00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:35,205 [ Andy Williams' "Love Story" plays ] 393 00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:38,276 What the fuck is going on? 394 00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:40,544 ♪♪ 395 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:43,447 ♪ Where do I begin ♪ 396 00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:46,951 ♪ To tell the story of how great a love can be? ♪ 397 00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:48,519 Surprise, Sharon. 398 00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:52,190 ♪ The sweet love story that is older than the sea ♪ 399 00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:54,225 [ Toilet flushes ] 400 00:14:56,662 --> 00:14:58,462 [ Water running ] Oh, hey, man. 401 00:14:58,464 --> 00:14:59,664 [ Lock clicks ] 402 00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:01,431 The big math quiz is about to start. 403 00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:03,034 You gonna let me cheat off you? 404 00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:04,602 Nope. 405 00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:06,704 You saw "Black Panther" without your parents' permission. 406 00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,172 I typed up all my findings, Token. 407 00:15:08,174 --> 00:15:09,941 I made 10 copies and put them in envelopes. 408 00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:12,209 If I don't pass this math quiz, the envelopes are all set 409 00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:14,178 to be sent to 10 different news organizations. 410 00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:16,780 You did all of that instead of actually studying for the test? 411 00:15:16,782 --> 00:15:19,216 So, what's it gonna be, Token? 412 00:15:19,218 --> 00:15:20,985 You can be mad I didn't like "Black Panther," 413 00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:22,720 but you can't take it out on me anymore. 414 00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:24,822 I didn't see "Black Panther." 415 00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:29,560 Then I guess your parents won't be mad when they read my report. 416 00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:31,762 Cartman: In poker, they call it a bluff. 417 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,431 I know that right now, Token's shitting his pants. 418 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:37,669 All I need to do now is wait for the poop to stink. 419 00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:42,073 [ "Love Story" plays ] 420 00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:46,077 ♪ She fills my heart with very special things ♪ 421 00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:50,480 ♪ With angel songs, with wild imaginings ♪ 422 00:15:50,482 --> 00:15:52,483 Token, we are running out of time. 423 00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:54,085 If you don't let me cheat off of you, 424 00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:56,453 I'm going to tell your parents that you saw "Black Panther" 425 00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:57,755 in the theater without them. 426 00:15:57,757 --> 00:15:59,590 I didn't see "Black Panther" in the theater! 427 00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:01,058 Of course you did, Token! 428 00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:02,860 That's why me ripping on it pissed you off so much! 429 00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:04,161 I swear on my mother's life. 430 00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:06,364 I don't care what you said about "Black Panther." 431 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,133 Goodbye. 432 00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,668 But, Token, I don't understand! 433 00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:12,436 If you didn't see it and you really don't care 434 00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:13,771 that I ripped on "Black Panther," 435 00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:15,640 then why won't you let me cheat -- 436 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:18,809 Oh, my God. 437 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:22,914 You don't care what I said because you did see it... 438 00:16:22,916 --> 00:16:25,716 and you... didn't like it either. 439 00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:27,218 [ Gasps ] 440 00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:31,188 That's what this is all about, isn't it? 441 00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:33,457 You hate yourself for seeing through the mirage like I did, 442 00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:35,759 And that's why you wouldn't let me cheat off you! 443 00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:37,394 Well, I didn't write "Black Panther," Token! 444 00:16:37,396 --> 00:16:38,595 It isn't my fault it sucked! 445 00:16:38,597 --> 00:16:40,164 Why go after me? 446 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,633 But now, it's over. 447 00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:44,068 Don't worry. 448 00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:46,204 They're not gonna know you didn't like "Black Panther," 449 00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:49,741 so long as you never make me fail another math test. 450 00:16:49,743 --> 00:16:51,542 Well, we're probably both gonna fail now 451 00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:53,277 because fourth period already started. 452 00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:54,512 What? No! 453 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,514 We have to take that test, Token! 454 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,583 Come on! We can still get to class on time! 455 00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:00,651 [ Gunshots ] 456 00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:02,686 Oh, great. Come on! We can do this! 457 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:05,456 [ Gunfire, people screaming ] 458 00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:08,059 Billy! Give me your lunchbox! 459 00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:10,094 [ Bullets ricocheting ] 460 00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:12,196 Butters! 461 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,898 It's the entire glee club this time! 462 00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:15,399 Butters, I have to get to class! 463 00:17:15,401 --> 00:17:16,934 The math quiz is starting! 464 00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:18,302 Oh, crap! The math quiz? 465 00:17:18,304 --> 00:17:19,603 It's already fourth period? 466 00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:21,172 I can't flunk this math quiz, Butters! 467 00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:22,706 Cover me! Well, okay! 468 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,842 Waaaaargh! 469 00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:26,644 Wargggggghgghghh! 470 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:28,045 [ Gunfire ] 471 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,446 [ Music continues ] 472 00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:32,483 ♪ How long does it last? ♪ 473 00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:36,320 ♪ Can love be measured by the hours in a day? ♪ 474 00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:39,523 [ Glass shatters ] [ Slow-mo scream ] 475 00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:40,591 Keeeeeewl! 476 00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:47,265 You did everything you could, Mr. Marsh. 477 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:50,234 If your wife can't realize the truth and appreciate you, 478 00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:51,669 maybe she never will. 479 00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:53,170 Realize what? 480 00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:55,473 What have you been telling everybody, Randy? 481 00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:58,342 Randy was just trying to make you feel loved 482 00:17:58,344 --> 00:18:00,177 while you're going through menopause. 483 00:18:00,179 --> 00:18:01,612 Menopause?! 484 00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:04,848 I'm not going through fucking menopause! 485 00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:05,883 How do you know? 486 00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:09,287 I just got my period this morning! 487 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,623 You -- You got your period? 488 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:13,791 Yes! 489 00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:16,160 You just got your period this morning. 490 00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:17,461 Yes! 491 00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:22,032 So, the past few days, maybe you have been 492 00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:23,934 just a little -- Sharon: No! 493 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,569 No! Nothing! 494 00:18:25,571 --> 00:18:27,905 Don't you guys see what's happened here?! 495 00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:30,841 I want you to be angry! 496 00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:34,244 Every day, we hear about another school shooting! 497 00:18:34,246 --> 00:18:37,114 It used to be a big deal! 498 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,784 I want it to be a big deal again. 499 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:42,686 I mean, Harriet, you came to my house 500 00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:44,655 and said there was a school shooting 501 00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:47,725 to trick me into going with you! 502 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:50,060 I was just trying to be a part of the big surprise, Sharon. 503 00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:52,162 That's what I'm talking about! 504 00:18:52,164 --> 00:18:54,565 That's crazy, Harriet! 505 00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:57,100 I want you all to be shocked! 506 00:18:57,102 --> 00:18:59,871 I want you all to be sad! 507 00:18:59,873 --> 00:19:02,406 You want everyone to be sad? 508 00:19:02,408 --> 00:19:03,907 Well... 509 00:19:03,909 --> 00:19:07,211 Sharon, if you wanted to make me sad, congratulations. 510 00:19:07,213 --> 00:19:09,180 [ Voice breaking ] You did a great job. 511 00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:13,116 Yeah, let's go somewhere without so much negativity. 512 00:19:13,118 --> 00:19:14,852 Aw, guys, she didn't mean it. 513 00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:17,120 She just -- Give her a -- 514 00:19:17,122 --> 00:19:19,590 [ Sighs ] 515 00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:28,132 The quiz is multiple choice, but be sure to show all your work. 516 00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:30,734 You'll have 20 minutes to complete your answers. 517 00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:33,671 All right. Your time starts now. 518 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,015 Cartman: Everybody has dirty laundry. 519 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,918 All it takes to find it is getting a little dirty yourself. 520 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,187 The only question now is, 521 00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:51,088 how many other Tokens are out there? 522 00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:52,390 How many others are afraid to say 523 00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:53,724 that "Black Panther" wasn't all that sweet 524 00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:55,126 because of the damage it could do to them? 525 00:19:55,128 --> 00:19:56,260 What do you mean? 526 00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:57,961 I mean, in a school of 200 students, 527 00:19:57,963 --> 00:19:59,797 there's already two who are covering up the truth. 528 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,699 All Token is doing by letting you cheat off him 529 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,568 is keeping the whole thing quiet even longer. 530 00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:07,904 There are others out there... 531 00:20:07,906 --> 00:20:11,909 and even if it means failing, I'm their only damn hope. 532 00:20:15,949 --> 00:20:18,281 Randy? 533 00:20:18,283 --> 00:20:19,984 We need to talk. 534 00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:21,786 Sure, honey. 535 00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:24,755 There's been too much pain and suffering, 536 00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:27,257 and it has to stop. 537 00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:29,760 I know, sweetheart. I know. 538 00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:32,363 What I'm trying to say is... 539 00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:35,065 I've been very emotional lately, 540 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:37,068 and maybe -- 541 00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:40,137 maybe I do overreact sometimes. 542 00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:43,340 Waaaah? 543 00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:47,611 Maybe I need to realize that my emotions can be hormonal 544 00:20:47,613 --> 00:20:50,213 and not just take things out on you. 545 00:20:50,215 --> 00:20:53,150 Aaaah? Aaaaah? 546 00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:55,019 Randy... 547 00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:57,388 I'm...sorry. 548 00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:58,922 Aaaah. 549 00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,658 Aaaaaah. 550 00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:02,926 [ Voice breaking ] Thank you, Sharon. 551 00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:05,196 I don't know what it's like to have periods, 552 00:21:05,198 --> 00:21:07,898 but I'll try to be more understanding from now on. 553 00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:09,600 [ Cellphone rings ] 554 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,401 Sorry. Sorry. One second. 555 00:21:11,403 --> 00:21:13,270 [ Keypad beeps ] Hello? 556 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,538 Yes. 557 00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:15,706 What? 558 00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:17,074 When? 559 00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:19,176 Oh, my God. Yes. Yes. Yes. 560 00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:20,544 Okay. Okay. 561 00:21:20,546 --> 00:21:21,879 [ Keypad beeps ] 562 00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:23,747 What is it? 563 00:21:23,749 --> 00:21:26,150 There's been another school shooting. 564 00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:28,318 Stan's been shot. 565 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,487 Should we get down there? 566 00:21:30,489 --> 00:21:32,856 [ Sighs ] 567 00:21:32,858 --> 00:21:34,525 It's not the end of the world. 568 00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:37,294 Aaaah. 569 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:41,165 [ Laughing ] I love you, Sharon. 570 00:21:47,839 --> 00:21:49,840 Therapist: Red handkerchief. No -- No more handkerchief. 571 00:21:49,842 --> 00:21:51,208 No more -- No more red. 572 00:21:51,210 --> 00:21:52,542 Zero. Empty. 573 00:21:52,544 --> 00:21:54,378 Old lady. -What I'm saying 574 00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:56,547 is that I'm so overwhelmed that I -- 575 00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:59,550 Old lady, where's my dick? Where's my dick? 576 00:21:59,552 --> 00:22:03,260 What the hell are you talking about?!