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♪♪

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Les:
♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪

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♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪

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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪

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Les:
♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪

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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor" ♪

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Les:
♪ Headin' on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

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♪ Murpph mmmph mmph
mmmph mrrr mff mrmmph! ♪

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♪ Murpph mmmph mmph mmmph
mrrr mff mrmmph! ♪

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Les:
♪ Come on down to South Park,
and meet some friends of mine ♪

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Narrator: October was always
my favorite month.

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It was that misty season

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when everyone embraced
the weird and scary.

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Our little town
was no different.

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I was just a kid back then.

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Me and all the other children
were preparing

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for the greatest night
of the year.

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But this Halloween
was different,

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and it would change us all
forever.

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Whoa!

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What the...

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Hey, who left
their scooter here, m'kay?

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Whose damn scooter is this?

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Townsperson:
It isn't anybody's!

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They're e-scooters.
Anyone can use 'em.

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E-scooters?

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Yeah. See?

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There's a bunch here
and a bunch more down there.

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Ohh!

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Everyone can use them

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to get around town, you know?

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Leave 'em where they want
for the next person.

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Well, where the hell
did they all come from?!

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Nobody knows.

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[ Scary music plays ]

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So, anyone can use them?

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Yeah. I think they just work
with your cellphone.

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How?

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Oh, yeah, it has one of those
little scan thingies.

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Let me see.

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[ Cellphone chimes ]

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Yeah, dude, it's downloading
an app!

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Cool!

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Uh, It wants
a credit card number.

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You want to use your mom's
or my mom's?

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Let's do your mom's.

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3715-523--

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Is that an Amex?

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Yeah.
You want a Visa?

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8292-438-776-6507.

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Expiration?

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12/23.

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Security co--
921.

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[ Scooter beeps ]

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Dude, it worked!

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[ Scooter whirs ]

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How is it, dude?

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Pretty stupid, but sweet!

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Oh, my God.
Dude.

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Oh, my God!
What?

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We should use these things
to trick or treat on Halloween!

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Hey, yeah! We could cover
so much more ground!

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We'd get, like,
more candy than anybody.

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Everybody get the app!

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This is gonna be
the best Halloween ever!

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Oh, wait, guys.
I don't have a phone.

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Oh, yeah, Kenny doesn't have
a phone 'cause he's poor.

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Oh.

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Well, that's okay.
We'll figure it out.

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We always do!

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Together: All right!

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[ Engine shuts off ]

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[ Car alarm chirps ]

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[ Spooky music plays ]

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What --

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What the fuck
is going on in...?

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[ Doorbell jingles ]

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How can I help you?

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I'm just gettin'
my Halloween candy.

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Want to make sure
to get enough.

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Last year, I ran out, and
the kids egged my house. M'kay?

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Yeah, you don't want to run
out of candy on Halloween.

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I'll take three large bags each
of Snickers Fun Size,

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Payday Bite Size,
Almond Joy Snack Size,

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and Reese's Teenie Weenie Size.
M'kay?

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Sounds like you want
to be prepared.

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Hey, c-can
I ask you something?

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W-What's up with all these
damn scooters?

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Oh, I think you get
an app on your phone

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and you can use them
all over town.

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No, but, like,
where did they come from?

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You know, it's like one day,
everything was fine,

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and the next, there were these
fuckin' scooters everywhere.

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You don't like scooters?

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I just think people
should drive, m'kay?

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I don't think
people should scoot.

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I just -- I just hope
the future isn't scootin'.

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Well, they seem
pretty convenient.

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What can be so wrong
about that?

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Happy Halloween.

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[ Doorbell jingles ]

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[ Spooky music plays ]

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Whoo-hoo!

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Hey, dude!
Check it out! I got my pail.

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Great. Cool.
You got your pail.

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Yup!

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Come on in, Kenny.
Let's talk.

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[ Door closes ]

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Go ahead.
Take a seat, Ken.

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Okay, Kenny,
here's the deal.

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Uh, you know that we have
this awesome plan

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to trick or treat
on e-scooters this year.

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You...
don't have a phone.

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Kenny,
we've been talking,

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and the truth is,
without a scooter,

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you're just gonna
slow us down.

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It's probably best

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you trick or treat
with someone else this year.

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But we always
trick or treat together.

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Yeah, but that's just it, Kenny.

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To use a scooter, you have
to have a phone, and...

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I mean,
if we're waiting for you,

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we're gonna be as slow
as all the other kids.

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It's like...you know.

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Guys, please.

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Look, Kenny, I always
told you that one day,

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being poor was gonna
catch up with you.

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Okay?
But you didn't want to listen.

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You just kept on
being poor,

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and now it's Halloween,
and you don't have a cellphone.

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Okay, okay.
Cartman, that's not the point.

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He needs to hear this,
Kyle.

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You know,
people are just poor,

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and they think
it's not gonna come back

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to bite them in the ass.
That's enough, dude!

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We're sorry, Kenny.
It's just...

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This awesome plan to get
shitloads of candy

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doesn't...work with you.

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Shouldn't have been poor,
Kenny.

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♪ There was a wee cooper
what lived in Fife ♪

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♪ Knickety, knackety,
noo noo noo ♪

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♪ Hey, willy-wallacky,
hey, John Dougal ♪

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♪ A lane quo rooshety
roo roo roo ♪

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[ Song plays on radio ]

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[ Scooter whirs ]

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[ Scooter whirs ]

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[ Tires screech ]
Whoa, shit! M'kay!

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Hey, you had
a goddamn red light!

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Scooter guy: Sorry.

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[ Sighs ] Jesus Christ.

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Hey!

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Sorry.
What the hell?

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Look at my car!
Who's gonna pay for --

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Sorry, dude!
God damn it!

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Get off the God damn streets
with those things!

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[ Tires squeal ]

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[ Tires screeching ]

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[ Thudding ]

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Scooter guy:
Sorry, bro!

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[ Thud ]

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Oh, fuck me!

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As soon
as the school bell rings,

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we find the nearest scooters
and begin trick or treating

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In butters' neighborhood here.

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Then at 3:00 p.m., we --
[ Doorbell rings ]

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Sh-- Sh-- Sh-- Shit!

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Cover it!
Cover it!

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[ Doorbell rings ]

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Oh.
Hey, Kenny.

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Hey, dude.
Uh, look.

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I was wondering,

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do you think I could trick or
treat with you guys this year?

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You wanna trick or treat
with us?

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What about Stan and Kyle
and those guys?

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Oh, you know, I just thought I'd
switch it up this year, ha ha.

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Yeah, look.
Don't tell anybody, but, um...

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we're gonna trick or treat
on e-scooters this year.

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We're seriously
gonna rake in the candy.

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Problem is,
e-scooters work with a phone,

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and pretty sure
you don't h-have...

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I won't slow you guys down.
I swear!

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Dude, it's trick or treat.

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It's not something we're willing
to just mess around with, okay?

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Good luck.

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[ Truck beeping ]

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[ Brakes screech ]

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[ Alarm beeps ]

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[ Gasps ]

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[ Spooky music plays ]

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What the hell?

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♪♪

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Aah!

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[ Thud ]
Scooter guy: Agh!

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Sorry, dude.

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God damn it,
where'd you get that?

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Oh, they're all over, dude.

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Super convenient.
Try it out.

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♪♪

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[ Indistinct conversations ]

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[ Conversations stop ]

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Hey, guys!

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So, listen!

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I was thinking

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maybe I'd trick or treat
with guys this year!

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You wanna trick or treat
with us? Why?

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Oh, you know!

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Just trying
to be gender neutral! Ha ha ha.

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So, uh,you guys think
you're gonna get

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a lot of candy
trick or treating this year?

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We're gonna get
a butt load of candy!

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Shh! Butters, don't tell
them our secret.

214
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Oh, we have
a little secret, too!

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But we're not gonna tell people
'cause they're gonna copy us,

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so let's just leave it at that.

217
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Fine by us.

218
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So what are you gonna be
for Halloween?

219
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Be?

220
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I'm gonna be on an e-scooter
taking all your candy!

221
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That's what I'm gonna be!

222
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Dude!
Sorry!

223
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Hey, wait.
That's what we're doing!

224
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-What?
-Hold on!

225
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You guys are using e-scooters
on Halloween, too?

226
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Oh, you jerks found out

227
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the girls are all
trick or treating on e-scooters,

228
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and you stole our idea!

229
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Okay.
Hold on!

230
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This is bullcrap!

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[ Kids arguing indistinctly ]

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Narrator: It was the day
before Halloween.

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All of our parents
were gathered together

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to try and stop a nightmare
from coming true.

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All right, everyone.
Quiet, please.

236
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We have a community crisis
on our hands,

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and it's my job
to keep you informed.

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As you know, there's been a rise

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in the use of e-scooters
in our town.

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Officer Brown is head
of crisis control. Officer?

241
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We have inside information
that kids everywhere

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are going to be using e-scooters
for tricks or treats.

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Now, with these things,
kids and teens can cover

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a lot of ground
in very little time.

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They can hit more houses
than ever before.

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Because of the scooters,
we also expect

247
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that people from all
the neighboring counties

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Will commute for tricks
or treats in our town.

249
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Because of all of this,
we believe

250
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each household needs
to be prepared

251
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with at least $6,000 worth
of candy.

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[ Crowd shouting angrily ]

253
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Well, that's ridiculous!

254
00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:25,349
We -- We can't all buy
that much candy!

255
00:11:25,384 --> 00:11:26,951
Let's just get rid
of those scooters!

256
00:11:26,986 --> 00:11:28,886
-Yeah!
-That's right!
-Let's do it!

257
00:11:28,921 --> 00:11:32,223
You can't get rid of 'em!

258
00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:33,858
I tried!

259
00:11:33,893 --> 00:11:35,093
You all just sat there

260
00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:37,595
while those things
piled up on our sidewalks.

261
00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:40,798
You all rode 'em around, m'kay?
I saw you.

262
00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:44,368
You could have used your cars,
but you just had to scoot!

263
00:11:44,403 --> 00:11:47,004
And now
tricks or treats is here!

264
00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:48,272
Well, I'll tell you one thing --

265
00:11:48,307 --> 00:11:50,775
I'm not gonna let my house
get egged this year

266
00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:52,443
For not having enough candy!

267
00:11:52,478 --> 00:11:53,978
So what are we gonna do?!

268
00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:57,415
We gotta get
more candy!

269
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:01,352
[ People screaming ]

270
00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:05,456
Shit!

271
00:12:05,491 --> 00:12:08,159
[ Brakes screech ]

272
00:12:08,194 --> 00:12:09,894
[ Car alarm chirps ]
[ People screaming ]

273
00:12:09,929 --> 00:12:11,929
Get! Go on!
Get out of my way!

274
00:12:11,964 --> 00:12:14,532
Look, I got
nothin' left, all right?

275
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,934
What did you -- G-Give me
some of those Hi-Chews!

276
00:12:16,969 --> 00:12:19,470
Those are already accounted for
by folks who called in!

277
00:12:19,505 --> 00:12:21,672
Then let me -- let me have
the Whatchamacallits!

278
00:12:21,707 --> 00:12:23,908
Those are for me!
I got to protect my own house!

279
00:12:23,943 --> 00:12:26,677
Look, you've got to give me
some more fuckin' candy!

280
00:12:26,712 --> 00:12:28,146
[ Screaming continues
in distance ]

281
00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:29,947
[ Shotgun cocks ]
There's nothin' left here.

282
00:12:29,982 --> 00:12:31,616
You gotta go
somewhere else.

283
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:35,587
[ Tires screeching, squealing ]

284
00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:39,090
Where --
Where's the candy, m'kay?

285
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:41,993
Candy?

286
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:45,196
What aisle
is the candy in?

287
00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:46,731
Aisle 7.

288
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,000
7!
Aisle 7!

289
00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:59,811
[ Scary music plays ]

290
00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:09,020
♪♪

291
00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:18,196
♪♪

292
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:27,405
♪♪

293
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:36,648
♪♪

294
00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:42,086
[ Sighs ]

295
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:48,659
20 Reese's Pieces,
1 Twix, 16 Raisinets...

296
00:13:48,694 --> 00:13:50,494
[ Knock at door ]
Just -- Just a minute!

297
00:13:50,529 --> 00:13:53,030
12 Hot Tamales,
half a Nestle Crun--

298
00:13:53,065 --> 00:13:55,533
[ Knock at door ]
Okay, come in!

299
00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:04,308
What do you want?

300
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,143
I-I just...

301
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:07,979
It's Halloween,
and I should be happy.

302
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,814
But I'm not happy at all.

303
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,883
Wait. Are you here
for counseling?

304
00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:14,151
Yeah!
What should I do?

305
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:16,787
I'm gonna miss
trick-or-treating. It sucks.

306
00:14:16,822 --> 00:14:19,824
Do you realize it's about to be
World War Three out there?!

307
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,626
We have bigger problems!

308
00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:23,861
Consider yourself
lucky, m'kay?

309
00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:27,098
Everyone's gonna be scootin',
and there's no way to stop it.

310
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:29,867
Why are you the one kid
who doesn't want to use them?

311
00:14:29,902 --> 00:14:32,503
I can't use one.
I don't have a phone.

312
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,572
What do you mean?

313
00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:36,974
Y-You can't use those things
without a phone?

314
00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:39,110
No. It sucks.

315
00:14:39,145 --> 00:14:41,946
Halloween was used to be
a night without phones.

316
00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:44,849
But, Kenny,
if that's true, then...

317
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,051
could there be a way
to cut the connection?

318
00:14:47,086 --> 00:14:48,219
I don't know.
I guess.

319
00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:49,587
[ Fingers snap ]
Wait a minute.

320
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:51,055
Take down
the cellphone tower.

321
00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:53,190
Then nobody has a phone
on Halloween!

322
00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:54,859
Jesus! You really think
that could work?!

323
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,595
Yeah I just have to ride
30 minutes outside of town!

324
00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:59,864
Oh, wait.
I can't.

325
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,198
I don't have a scooter.

326
00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:03,534
No. You don't need
a scooter.

327
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:06,471
'Cause I got
a fuckin' car.

328
00:15:15,614 --> 00:15:16,580
Hello?

329
00:15:16,615 --> 00:15:18,182
Hey, Randy.

330
00:15:18,217 --> 00:15:19,583
Linda and I, we --

331
00:15:19,618 --> 00:15:21,852
we were talking about how
we never see you guys anymore,

332
00:15:21,887 --> 00:15:23,587
and we were thinking
we'd hang out with<i> you</i>

333
00:15:23,622 --> 00:15:24,889
for Halloween.
[ Chuckles ]

334
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,824
Oh, I see.

335
00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:28,492
You want a place to hide
on Halloween night,

336
00:15:28,527 --> 00:15:30,928
and you thought out here
on the farm, you'd be safe.

337
00:15:30,963 --> 00:15:34,298
Well, that and we really want
to hang with you guys.

338
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:36,200
[ Chuckling nervously ]
Yes!

339
00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:39,136
You think them fancy e-scooters
don't make it out here?

340
00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:42,606
We're gonna be bombarded
just like you city folk.

341
00:15:42,641 --> 00:15:46,978
Then please, Randy, could
we just borrow a little candy?

342
00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:49,113
I got to keep what I have.

343
00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:51,082
Please, Randy,
the stores are all out!

344
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:52,316
Just a few Milky Ways

345
00:15:52,351 --> 00:15:54,485
to get us through
the first couple hours, please!

346
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:55,619
We can cut 'em up!
We can --

347
00:15:55,654 --> 00:15:57,221
We can hand them out
little pieces at a time!

348
00:15:57,256 --> 00:15:59,290
I got to protect
my own, Stotch.

349
00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:03,294
I'm sorry.

350
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,464
What are
we going to do?!

351
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:08,232
It's okay, Linda!
It's okay!

352
00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:09,934
On Halloween night,
I'll --

353
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,336
I'll just get one
of those e-scooters myself.

354
00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:13,637
I'll go around,
and I'll trick-or-treat.

355
00:16:13,672 --> 00:16:14,705
I'll -- I'll get
a bunch of --

356
00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:16,107
No, you can't
leave me alone!

357
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,708
I'll get a bunch
of candy, Linda,

358
00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:19,777
and I'll bring it back
to our house for us to hand out!

359
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,912
It's going to be okay.

360
00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:26,917
[ Scary music playing ]

361
00:16:26,952 --> 00:16:30,088
[ School bell rings,
children cheering and yelling ]

362
00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:42,533
Ugh!

363
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:49,607
[ Car alarm blaring and children
all yelling "Trick or treat" ]

364
00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:52,243
[ Girl screams, crash ]

365
00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:54,645
[ Screaming ]

366
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,448
Here! Here, take it!
Just take it!

367
00:16:57,483 --> 00:17:00,317
OH GOD!!!  WE NEED MORE
THREE MUSKETEERS!

368
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:04,488
WE CAN'T BE OUT THERE
HAS TO BE MORE!!!!

369
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:08,225
Jesus Christ! Where'd all
these other people come from?!

370
00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:12,196
We have to get more candy than
anyone else, even if we die!

371
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:18,002
[ Motors whirring ]

372
00:17:20,739 --> 00:17:22,907
[ Tires screeching ]

373
00:17:26,178 --> 00:17:28,679
The tower should be
just up over that ridge.

374
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:32,283
Let's just hope to hell
this works.

375
00:17:32,318 --> 00:17:34,518
What gives them
the right, huh?

376
00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:37,788
I mean some big company came
and dumped a bunch of scooters

377
00:17:37,823 --> 00:17:40,825
everywhere without asking anyone
if it was okay.

378
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:44,095
Yeah, people don't even care if
shit's dumped everywhere.

379
00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:45,896
Everyone
just loves technology.

380
00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:47,531
Yeah, you're right.

381
00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:50,401
You're a good kid, Kenny.
I always thought so.

382
00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:53,504
I know we kind of all forget
about you sometimes,

383
00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:55,806
but you're smart
and compassionate.

384
00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:59,143
You might even make
a good counselor someday.

385
00:17:59,178 --> 00:18:01,212
Whoa!
[ Tires screech ]

386
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:03,147
Sorry, dude!

387
00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:05,416
[ Children shouting
"Trick or treat" ]

388
00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:08,185
Keep going Ned!
Don't you give up on me!

389
00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:10,588
Move it! Get out of my way!
Trick or treat!

390
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,156
The hell
you doing, Stotch?

391
00:18:12,191 --> 00:18:13,524
Happy Halloween!
Trick or treat!

392
00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:15,893
You're just trying to get
our candy for your house!

393
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,027
That's not true.

394
00:18:17,062 --> 00:18:19,029
You don't even have
a costume!

395
00:18:19,064 --> 00:18:21,499
Yes I do! I'm Meagan Kelly!
Now trick or treat!

396
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:23,868
That's it!
I can't go anymore!

397
00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:25,169
Keep moving, Kyle!

398
00:18:25,204 --> 00:18:27,171
Dude, we can't carry
any more candy!

399
00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:32,409
All right, over here.
Come on!

400
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:33,677
What are we doing?

401
00:18:33,712 --> 00:18:35,446
We got to make room
for more candy. Come on.

402
00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:38,549
Eat as much
as you can.

403
00:18:38,584 --> 00:18:41,085
I don't -- I don't know
if I can keep doing this.

404
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,553
Yes, you can,
Kyle!

405
00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:44,989
I have any more --
[ Retches ]

406
00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:57,234
Find a way inside!
I'll climb the tower!

407
00:18:57,269 --> 00:18:59,270
Okay, sounds good!

408
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:02,273
Oh, fuck!

409
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,774
Jesus Christ!

410
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,676
<i>Chh, chh, chh,</i>
<i>haa, haa, haa.</i>

411
00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:07,745
I'm all out of candy,
all right?!

412
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:09,413
Go look somewhere else!

413
00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:11,916
We're not here
for tricks or treats!

414
00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:13,984
Yeah, sure! That's what
the last people said.

415
00:19:14,019 --> 00:19:16,620
Then they dumped my entire bowl
in a pillow case!

416
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:18,489
Dude, relax.
It's okay.

417
00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:20,391
I'm just a security guard,
all right?

418
00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:23,093
We never even used to have
trick-or-treaters out this far!

419
00:19:23,128 --> 00:19:26,297
That's why we have to take down
this cellphone tower --

420
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,165
to stop the scooters.

421
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:32,270
Jason, I'm a counselor.
You need to trust me.

422
00:19:35,574 --> 00:19:37,608
[ Kids shouting
"Trick or treat" ]

423
00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:38,909
[ Pounding ]

424
00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:41,979
There's a bowl of Rice Krispie
treats at the side door!

425
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,414
The side door,
you animals!

426
00:19:43,449 --> 00:19:44,715
Detective, look!

427
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:46,483
<i>We are two hours</i>
<i>ahead here.</i>

428
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:49,687
New York has completely
run out of candy!

429
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:50,888
[ Static ]

430
00:19:52,224 --> 00:19:55,192
Butters?
We've lost butters!

431
00:19:55,227 --> 00:19:56,627
Oh, God.
Butters!

432
00:19:56,662 --> 00:19:59,630
[ Munching weakly ]

433
00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:01,766
[ Kids shouting ]

434
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:07,338
We're never going to have
enough candy!

435
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:09,674
[ Metal clinking ]

436
00:20:16,248 --> 00:20:18,048
Okay, that's got it!

437
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:19,683
All right, Kenny!

438
00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:22,853
Let's see you do this
with a goddamn scooter!

439
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:25,189
[ Tires squeal ]

440
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,557
[ Metal creaking ]

441
00:20:30,996 --> 00:20:32,363
Kenny: Whoa!

442
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,331
[ Scooters whir ]

443
00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:36,400
[ Whirring stops ]

444
00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:48,078
[ Children shouting ]

445
00:20:48,113 --> 00:20:49,480
[ Scooters whirring ]

446
00:20:49,515 --> 00:20:50,681
[ Whirring stops ]

447
00:20:53,118 --> 00:20:56,553
[ Crickets chirping ]

448
00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:58,722
Narrator: And just like that,
it was over.

449
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:01,392
Nobody knew what happened.

450
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:03,427
They only knew their
phones didn't work.

451
00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:05,462
Does anyone have
a signal?

452
00:21:05,497 --> 00:21:09,400
No scooters, no texting,
not even GPS.

453
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:11,802
It was like the old Halloween.

454
00:21:11,837 --> 00:21:13,237
And I can't get an Uber home!

455
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:16,140
Narrator: Mr. Mackey was able
to get back to the town

456
00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:19,410
and offer counseling
to everyone who needed it.

457
00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:22,212
And as for me,

458
00:21:22,247 --> 00:21:25,449
I was able to spend the rest
of the night with my friends

459
00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:27,918
because we were all equal again.

460
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,119
Boys: [ Flatly ]
Trick or treat.

461
00:21:29,154 --> 00:21:31,188
Trick or treat!

462
00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:33,157
Narrator:
It was the last Halloween

463
00:21:33,192 --> 00:21:35,959
that still felt like Halloween.

464
00:21:35,994 --> 00:21:39,963
It was the last time
it was good.

465
00:21:39,998 --> 00:21:42,767
[ Spooky music plays ]

466
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,410
Where did they come from?

467
00:21:53,445 --> 00:21:55,112
You know, it's like one day,
everything was fine,

468
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:57,381
and the next, there were these
fuckin' scooters everywhere.

469
00:21:57,416 --> 00:21:58,982
You don't like scooters?

470
00:21:59,017 --> 00:22:01,185
I just think people
should drive, m'kay?

471
00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:03,220
I don't think
people should scoot.

472
00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:06,223
I just -- I just hope
the future isn't scootin'.

