1 00:00:11,469 --> 00:00:12,299 [grunts] 2 00:00:13,096 --> 00:00:14,596 Hold all my calls. 3 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:17,810 [giggling] 4 00:00:17,892 --> 00:00:19,482 ♪ Boss Baby ♪ 5 00:00:19,561 --> 00:00:23,361 ♪ I'm the Boss, Boss Baby, boss, boss Boss Baby, boss, boss ♪ 6 00:00:23,565 --> 00:00:26,065 ♪ Watch a itty-bitty kid get large ♪ 7 00:00:26,234 --> 00:00:28,704 ♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪ 8 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:31,160 ♪ Stroller rolling Up and down the boulevard ♪ 9 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:33,741 ♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪ 10 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:37,040 ♪ I run this house, I rule this crib ♪ 11 00:00:37,162 --> 00:00:39,712 ♪ Change my diaper, son Where's my bib? ♪ 12 00:00:39,789 --> 00:00:42,419 ♪ Don't pacify You just got to pay me ♪ 13 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:44,960 -♪ Who's in charge? ♪ -♪ Me, the Boss Baby ♪ 14 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:47,763 [thunder crashes] 15 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:52,758 I can't believe you stole the Emerald of the Thunderbird. 16 00:00:52,844 --> 00:00:56,144 We're international treasure hunters. It's what we do. 17 00:00:57,015 --> 00:00:58,055 [screeches] 18 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:03,305 He's getting closer. Look out! 19 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:04,310 [screeches] 20 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:05,611 [both] Ahh! 21 00:01:05,982 --> 00:01:06,822 [screeches] 22 00:01:07,192 --> 00:01:09,032 -[thunder crashes] -Whoa! What the--? 23 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:13,284 Who dares disturb the slumber of Zeus? 24 00:01:13,948 --> 00:01:15,698 Dad? What are you doing? 25 00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:17,829 I'm Zeus. 26 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:19,832 God of thunder? 27 00:01:19,996 --> 00:01:21,866 You guys were in a thunderstorm, right? 28 00:01:21,956 --> 00:01:23,956 Sky stuff is, like, Zeus's whole scene. 29 00:01:24,167 --> 00:01:25,787 It's not really a storm. 30 00:01:25,877 --> 00:01:28,297 We disturbed the mountain nest of the Thunderbird. 31 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:32,258 Then I shall smite him with my mighty lightning bolt 32 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:33,722 because I'm Zeus. 33 00:01:34,093 --> 00:01:36,513 Oh, that's, um... 34 00:01:36,596 --> 00:01:38,006 That's really cool, 35 00:01:38,097 --> 00:01:42,187 but the Thunderbird can only be destroyed by the wail of the banshee. 36 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:43,558 [giggling, screams] 37 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:46,305 Caw-caw! Skurm, bleh! 38 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:49,025 -Boom! No more Thunderbird. -[giggling] 39 00:01:49,484 --> 00:01:50,694 [chuckles] Fun. 40 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:53,111 You don't need Zeus then, obviously. 41 00:01:53,571 --> 00:01:54,991 I've been so busy with the new job, 42 00:01:55,073 --> 00:01:57,283 I guess I'm a little rusty on pretend time. 43 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:58,197 That's okay. 44 00:01:58,284 --> 00:02:00,914 The baby and I have gotten really good at it by ourselves. 45 00:02:00,995 --> 00:02:03,205 Remember the helicopter demolition derby? 46 00:02:03,289 --> 00:02:05,579 -[giggling] -[imitating helicopter blades, crashes] 47 00:02:06,251 --> 00:02:09,001 [Tim] This is Wing Skypanther for Action-Disaster News. 48 00:02:09,254 --> 00:02:13,424 I'm locked in mortal chopper combat with my Channel Six archnemesis, 49 00:02:13,842 --> 00:02:15,182 Flybaby Gummers. 50 00:02:17,637 --> 00:02:20,097 This only ends one way, Gummers! With-- 51 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:22,180 Space Yeti! 52 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:25,018 [roaring] 53 00:02:26,229 --> 00:02:27,109 [groans] 54 00:02:28,773 --> 00:02:31,113 Yeah, you know what? You two have it covered. 55 00:02:31,609 --> 00:02:33,359 Are you sure? If you wanna play-- 56 00:02:33,444 --> 00:02:36,704 No, no, no. I, uh, have to do dad stuff. 57 00:02:36,781 --> 00:02:39,201 Change some oil, catch up on my reading... 58 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:50,090 Oh, come on! 59 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:52,257 It's fine. I'm fine. 60 00:02:52,338 --> 00:02:54,718 My heart is strong. [inhales] 61 00:02:54,799 --> 00:02:58,679 You boys have fun making lifelong memories together. 62 00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:04,982 No. The signs are all there, but that's impossible. 63 00:03:05,351 --> 00:03:06,191 What? 64 00:03:06,269 --> 00:03:08,559 Every corporate instinct inside me is screaming. 65 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:11,107 I have a dissatisfied customer. 66 00:03:11,190 --> 00:03:12,030 Well, sure. 67 00:03:12,108 --> 00:03:16,198 He wanted to destroy the Thunderbird, but your banshee wail stole his thunder. 68 00:03:16,279 --> 00:03:17,779 [laughs] Get it? 69 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:18,704 You get it? 70 00:03:19,073 --> 00:03:23,373 Puns are comedy for the feeble-minded and insufferable, but, yes, I get it. 71 00:03:23,786 --> 00:03:25,036 This is bigger than pretend time. 72 00:03:25,955 --> 00:03:26,785 Look. 73 00:03:27,332 --> 00:03:28,172 [Tim chuckles] 74 00:03:28,249 --> 00:03:31,289 Yeah, Dad and I used to hang out all the time before you showed up. 75 00:03:31,377 --> 00:03:33,627 -Exactly! -Exactly what? 76 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:35,093 Before I showed up. 77 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:39,676 You and Dad used to be like this, but now we're summertime roommates. 78 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:41,971 Great for you and me bonding, but... [gasps] 79 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:43,555 What happened to Dad finger? 80 00:03:43,848 --> 00:03:47,808 "I'm lonely and sad, and I don't get my boys' inside jokes." 81 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:50,944 That poor finger! How do we make it happy again? 82 00:03:51,105 --> 00:03:53,685 You tell me! You're the precious memories expert. 83 00:03:53,775 --> 00:03:54,685 Okay, hang on. 84 00:03:55,443 --> 00:03:56,903 How did I miss the data? 85 00:03:57,195 --> 00:03:58,945 [clicking, beeping] 86 00:03:59,572 --> 00:04:00,412 [Boss Baby groans] 87 00:04:00,615 --> 00:04:03,025 Baby love trending downward in our own house! 88 00:04:03,284 --> 00:04:05,164 My first job as a professional family baby, 89 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,905 and I'm blowing the performance review. 90 00:04:07,288 --> 00:04:09,538 Templeton, where are my dad bonding ideas? 91 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:10,831 Bike-riding lessons? 92 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:13,537 With these stubby legs? I can barely stay up on a trike. 93 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:15,923 Ha! Matching Halloween costumes. 94 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,219 By October, I could be kicked out on the streets 95 00:04:18,299 --> 00:04:19,929 saying "Goo-goo, gah-gah" for tips. 96 00:04:20,009 --> 00:04:22,219 No! We need to make Dad happy now. 97 00:04:22,470 --> 00:04:24,310 [gasps] Dudes' Weekend! 98 00:04:24,472 --> 00:04:26,182 Yes! Dudes' Weekend... 99 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,136 is a thing I assume you'll explain to me. 100 00:04:28,226 --> 00:04:32,056 Last summer, Dad and I took an awesome camping trip to Lake Turtlemouth. 101 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:33,857 It was awesome! 102 00:04:34,190 --> 00:04:35,940 We went fishing out on the lake. 103 00:04:36,359 --> 00:04:38,189 We roasted marshmallows, told scary stories, 104 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:41,158 and threw up because we ate too many marshmallows and scared ourselves. 105 00:04:41,239 --> 00:04:42,069 [both vomiting] 106 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:44,697 And we spent the night looking up at the stars. 107 00:04:47,453 --> 00:04:52,963 So, fish homicide, story terrorism, vomit, and watching dots in the dark. 108 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:55,301 Like I said, awesome. 109 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:58,422 Your happiness levels do look off the charts. 110 00:04:58,506 --> 00:05:01,126 And since happy Dad equals job security for baby, 111 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:05,097 let the toothy smiles of this photo be our guiding star. 112 00:05:05,513 --> 00:05:07,893 Dudes' Weekend Two: The Sequel. 113 00:05:08,224 --> 00:05:11,314 This time, it's personal... with a baby. 114 00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:12,646 I'll go talk to Dad. 115 00:05:12,854 --> 00:05:16,274 Yes, for Dad! And my own plummeting approval ratings. 116 00:05:16,607 --> 00:05:18,317 Sayonara, sad face. 117 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:19,611 [ringing, buzzing] 118 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:21,860 -[beeps] -Talk to me. 119 00:05:22,488 --> 00:05:23,318 Dad? 120 00:05:23,906 --> 00:05:24,906 Oh, hey, Tim. 121 00:05:25,074 --> 00:05:29,334 So, I was kind of thinking, you know that weekend last year 122 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:30,752 when you and I went camping? 123 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:32,834 Dudes' Weekend! 124 00:05:33,249 --> 00:05:35,129 Honey, where'd we put the tent? 125 00:05:36,627 --> 00:05:37,667 What's up, sir? 126 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:40,760 Just got a Code Bink-Bink. Local baby lost his blankie. 127 00:05:40,965 --> 00:05:43,335 -He's throwing a Class Seven tantrum. -[crying] 128 00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:47,386 That poor little blankie, all alone and scared somewhere. 129 00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:49,182 "Somewhere" being the park. 130 00:05:49,265 --> 00:05:51,015 All you have to do is get it back to baby 131 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:53,100 before the kid ruptures his parents' eardrums. 132 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:54,596 Easy-peasy. It's a milk run. 133 00:05:54,687 --> 00:05:57,607 -Just call the office when the job's done. -You're not coming with us? 134 00:05:57,690 --> 00:05:58,690 Weekend plans. 135 00:05:58,775 --> 00:06:00,315 The Templeton men are going... 136 00:06:00,526 --> 00:06:03,396 ca... ca... cam... cah... 137 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:04,778 Cahm-ping? 138 00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:06,074 Am I saying that right? 139 00:06:06,157 --> 00:06:07,777 Camping? Oh, okay, there it is. 140 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:09,037 Oh, fun! 141 00:06:09,118 --> 00:06:10,748 This one time when I was in daycare, 142 00:06:10,828 --> 00:06:15,418 I busted out and hid for two weeks inside a dead tree trunk filled with bees. 143 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:18,540 Fun science fact: after you eat enough bees, 144 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:19,918 they stop trying to sting you 145 00:06:20,004 --> 00:06:22,304 and just accept that you're their new queen. 146 00:06:22,715 --> 00:06:24,085 Why would you tell me that story? 147 00:06:24,175 --> 00:06:26,505 [sighs] I love the outdoors. 148 00:06:26,844 --> 00:06:27,764 Back to business. 149 00:06:27,845 --> 00:06:30,385 When you two get to the park, keep a low profile. 150 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:32,557 How come Staci gets to be in charge? 151 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:36,019 Well, Jimbo, I always assumed you were happier in a supporting role. 152 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:37,899 But I'm good with blankies. 153 00:06:37,980 --> 00:06:39,980 Why can't I have a turn being boss? 154 00:06:40,358 --> 00:06:42,488 [Staci buzzing, yells] 155 00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:44,198 Yeah, it doesn't work for non-bees, Stace. 156 00:06:44,487 --> 00:06:45,397 Darn it! 157 00:06:45,613 --> 00:06:47,993 Code Bink-Bink's about as low stakes as you can get. 158 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:51,874 -I don't see any harm. -Oh! I will not let you down, Boss. 159 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:53,333 I know you won't, big guy. 160 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:54,788 Staci, you cool with this? 161 00:06:54,872 --> 00:06:56,712 Cool as the grave, sir! 162 00:06:57,041 --> 00:06:58,631 There's that company spirit. 163 00:06:58,709 --> 00:06:59,749 Make me proud, team. 164 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:02,420 Come on, we gotta go. 165 00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:03,335 Already? 166 00:07:03,422 --> 00:07:06,632 Doesn't Dad need to pack the car with camping wares? 167 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:08,341 Yeah, well... 168 00:07:10,471 --> 00:07:12,181 Hop in, dudes. 169 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:14,142 So, he liked the idea? 170 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:16,305 Oh, yeah. [laughs] 171 00:07:18,896 --> 00:07:20,436 Ted? Boys? 172 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:22,277 Where is everyone? 173 00:07:23,234 --> 00:07:27,414 [sighs] I haven't had this bad boy to myself in ten years. 174 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:28,412 [chuckles] 175 00:07:28,739 --> 00:07:29,779 -Ah! -[TV turns on] 176 00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:31,946 -[woman] Hi, honey, welcome-- -[man] Clambake! 177 00:07:34,495 --> 00:07:38,325 I think we should climb up the big slide so we can see the whole park. Whee! 178 00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:41,423 Oh, or dig an underground maze and search from below. 179 00:07:41,502 --> 00:07:42,712 We should do everything. 180 00:07:42,795 --> 00:07:44,375 I love being boss! 181 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:45,721 [yelps] 182 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:47,338 How am I doing? Great? 183 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:50,552 [Staci grunting] 184 00:07:50,636 --> 00:07:51,716 -Thank you! -Ugh! 185 00:07:51,804 --> 00:07:54,274 -[woman] Shh! Sweetheart! Shh! -[baby crying] 186 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:56,854 Mommy's gonna find your blankie, I promise. 187 00:07:56,934 --> 00:07:58,984 I'm sure it's back at home... I hope. 188 00:07:59,353 --> 00:08:01,903 It's right there, stuck on your car! 189 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:04,072 Uh, that was easy. 190 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:06,360 She'll probably find it when they get home. 191 00:08:06,444 --> 00:08:08,364 Show's over, mon capitaine. 192 00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:12,196 Show is not over, mon... Staci. 193 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:17,290 This is my first job in charge, and we are going to do it right. 194 00:08:17,371 --> 00:08:19,331 -Come on! -[huffs] 195 00:08:19,665 --> 00:08:20,495 [seat belt clicks] 196 00:08:21,709 --> 00:08:23,959 [grunting] 197 00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:27,375 -Just leave it, Jimbo. -I don't want it dragging on the ground. 198 00:08:27,465 --> 00:08:28,965 It could get all torn up. 199 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:31,180 No blankie deserves that. 200 00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:33,180 Jimbo, it's just a blankie. 201 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,556 [sputtering] Just a blankie? 202 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:38,810 It's a traveling companion, a trusted advisor, 203 00:08:38,893 --> 00:08:41,853 a nap facilitator, a best friend. 204 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:44,860 I'm the boss today, and we are hand-delivering this blankie 205 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:46,901 -back to its owner. -[car engine starts] 206 00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:50,859 Crud! 207 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:53,952 Double crud! 208 00:08:57,036 --> 00:08:58,696 -[tuning station] -[banjo music playing] 209 00:08:59,121 --> 00:09:01,961 Banjo, the official soundtrack of camping. 210 00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:04,040 So, how do we do this? 211 00:09:04,126 --> 00:09:07,126 Stop at the fish and pre-toasted marshmallow vendor for supplies 212 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:09,093 before we check in at our camping hotel? 213 00:09:09,173 --> 00:09:11,513 Pfft! Have you never been camping before? 214 00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:14,181 Baby... in a business suit. 215 00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:16,062 Look at the picture from last year. 216 00:09:16,138 --> 00:09:17,888 Do you see any fancy stuff? 217 00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:21,939 Dudes' Weekend is about having fun outdoors the old-fashioned way. 218 00:09:22,144 --> 00:09:24,814 You know what else is old-fashioned? Smallpox epidemics. 219 00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:28,857 -History is garbage, Templeton. -[Dad imitating banjo] 220 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,029 It's what the customer wants. 221 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,034 [sighs] Oh! 222 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:35,579 You don't have to do anything. You're the baby. 223 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:39,538 We do the camping stuff, you just smile and make those noises grown-ups like. 224 00:09:39,745 --> 00:09:40,615 Good call. 225 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:43,205 I can trot out some classic baby reactions, 226 00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:45,711 amp up the cute factor to a 9.3. 227 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:47,379 [Dad] Rocky Peak! 228 00:09:48,379 --> 00:09:50,719 We're really close. Tim, show the baby. 229 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:52,757 Cute factor, 9.3. 230 00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:56,178 [giggling] 231 00:09:57,388 --> 00:10:00,308 Aww! That's my little man! 232 00:10:00,391 --> 00:10:02,351 Lake Turtlemouth is just around-- 233 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:03,685 -[giggling] -The heck? 234 00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:05,439 -[tires screech] -[all grunt] 235 00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:07,017 What is it? 236 00:10:10,359 --> 00:10:11,189 -Aw! -[gasps] 237 00:10:11,652 --> 00:10:13,572 -[both panting] -[Staci grunts] 238 00:10:15,823 --> 00:10:17,583 [car horns honking] 239 00:10:17,658 --> 00:10:18,738 Jimbo, wait! 240 00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:20,997 -[car horn honks] -No! 241 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:24,250 Why'd you stop me? I had them! 242 00:10:24,498 --> 00:10:26,578 You were about to run into traffic! 243 00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:28,667 I was following my heart. 244 00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:32,013 Then, buddy, your heart's trying to turn you into a street pancake. 245 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:33,508 I'm sorry, Staci. 246 00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:36,431 I... I just don't wanna lose another blankie. 247 00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:38,802 Not like before. 248 00:10:39,388 --> 00:10:41,678 You're dying to tell me the story, aren't you? 249 00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:44,846 I left my blankie for just a second, and when I came back... 250 00:10:44,935 --> 00:10:46,185 [sniffling] 251 00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:48,860 I'm too close to this! [sobbing] 252 00:10:48,939 --> 00:10:51,399 We'll get that kid his blankie back, okay? 253 00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:55,574 You just can't follow every instinct that hits your mushy parts. 254 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:58,740 That's what got us into this mess in the first place. 255 00:10:58,949 --> 00:11:01,989 [gasps] So you're saying maybe that's what gets us out! 256 00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:03,828 That is not at all what I am saying. 257 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:05,373 Show us the way, blankie. 258 00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:07,786 Let the wind blow us to your home. 259 00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:12,958 You didn't really expect that to-- 260 00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:15,423 [both wailing] 261 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:16,678 [both grunt] 262 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:18,343 [giggles] 263 00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:21,311 Is... Is Lake Turtlemouth closed? 264 00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:22,969 How do you close a lake? 265 00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:25,057 It can't be closed. Try the gate. 266 00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:26,982 [grunting] 267 00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:28,226 It's not budging. 268 00:11:28,312 --> 00:11:29,652 Are we in the right place? 269 00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:32,192 I took the right turn at Widow's Gulch. 270 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:33,645 Or was it a left? 271 00:11:36,987 --> 00:11:37,817 [snaps fingers] 272 00:11:38,989 --> 00:11:40,949 -What's the plan, Templeton? -I don't know. 273 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:42,913 Maybe Dad can find us another place to camp. 274 00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:45,503 -It's all the same, right? -All the same? [sighs] 275 00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:47,371 Templeton, Templeton. 276 00:11:47,706 --> 00:11:51,376 What's your favorite drive-thru hamburger and French fried potato establishment? 277 00:11:51,585 --> 00:11:53,295 Fatso Phantom's Ghostburger To Go. 278 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:54,379 Of course it is. 279 00:11:54,463 --> 00:11:56,923 And what would you say if on your next visit 280 00:11:57,007 --> 00:12:00,847 to Mr. Phantom's "restaurant," instead of a juicy burger, 281 00:12:00,928 --> 00:12:04,058 they served you an asparagus-beet salad with lemon vinaigrette? 282 00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:05,063 Ew! 283 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:06,811 Ew, precisely. 284 00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:09,232 This is the Fatso Phantom Ghostburger. 285 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:13,145 It's not the finest establishment in town, but it's proven it works 286 00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:15,442 and it's what makes the customer happy. 287 00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:18,276 Anyplace else is just asparagus and beets. 288 00:12:18,362 --> 00:12:22,492 -We are not going asparagus-beet camping. -Darn right we're not. 289 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:25,195 That stupid fence is going down! 290 00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:29,124 [grunting] 291 00:12:29,206 --> 00:12:30,786 -What are you doing? -Picking the lock. 292 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:34,035 -You know how to pick locks? -I saw it on TV, so I assumed I could. 293 00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:37,171 [sighs] Uppies. 294 00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:38,915 You know how to pick locks? 295 00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:41,093 [scoffs] Corporate espionage, Templeton. 296 00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:43,137 If you're not going through your coworkers' desks, 297 00:12:43,220 --> 00:12:44,680 you're not corner office material. 298 00:12:48,058 --> 00:12:49,558 Hey, it's open! 299 00:12:49,643 --> 00:12:51,273 [Tim] Just needed a good push. 300 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,484 -The baby helped. -[cooing, giggling] 301 00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:55,364 Aw, I bet he did. 302 00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:57,783 Looks like Lake Turtlemouth is back on. 303 00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,650 I love Dudes' Weekend. 304 00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:03,993 Yay! Thanks, blankie! 305 00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:05,334 Thanks for what? 306 00:13:05,409 --> 00:13:08,369 We don't even know if we're going in the right direction. 307 00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:10,867 If you follow your heart, you can't go wrong. 308 00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:13,326 [sirens wailing] 309 00:13:14,418 --> 00:13:16,418 Ooh, police cars! 310 00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:17,764 -[thumps] -[both grunt] 311 00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:24,637 Triple crud! 312 00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:27,179 [birds chirping] 313 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:29,766 Dudes' Weekend. 314 00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:31,307 Dudes' Weekend. 315 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:37,943 This has to be mankind's least efficient method of acquiring seafood. 316 00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:40,192 But if it's what the customer wants... 317 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:41,358 Hey! 318 00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:43,912 [laughs] 319 00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:46,533 Hey, Dad, I think the baby wants to fish, too. 320 00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:49,247 [laughs] That is the cutest thing! 321 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:50,540 Where's my camera? 322 00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:54,205 -[reel clicking] -Ooh, I think you're getting a nibble. 323 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,550 Fart poop doody, it's alive! 324 00:13:57,795 --> 00:14:00,585 -Say chee-- uh... uh... -[splashes] 325 00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:03,304 Oh. Oh, dear. 326 00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:07,887 Dudes' Weekend! 327 00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:10,352 -[siren wails] -Ten-sixty-four. Ten-sixty-four. 328 00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:11,482 Crime in progress. 329 00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:14,307 Campground trespassing. 330 00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:17,435 [man] Doug, you know we're chasing an actual bank robber back in town. 331 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:20,153 Darn it to heck! I just said I'm busy! 332 00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:22,571 [sirens wailing] 333 00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:24,698 [evil laugh] 334 00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:27,030 Eat tailpipe, Smokey! 335 00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:29,116 I got a tank full of gas 336 00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:33,461 and enough stolen cash to put my baby through Ohio State... 337 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:36,293 for one full semester! 338 00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:39,554 We're riding getaway with a bank robber, Jimbo. 339 00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:42,008 The cops are gonna capture her, and then they're gonna find us 340 00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:44,759 and guess who's back in daycare, huh? 341 00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:46,762 [hyperventilating] 342 00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:49,054 What are we gonna do, boss? 343 00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:51,098 I don't know. I just follow my heart. 344 00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:52,771 And my heart says... 345 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:54,560 [gasps] Ooh! Garden hose! 346 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:58,358 [Jimbo in spooky voice] Bank robber! 347 00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:02,901 What the--? All right, who's in my bank robbing truck? 348 00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:07,065 I'm the spirit of your childhood blankie. 349 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:09,156 I need you to go to... 350 00:15:09,366 --> 00:15:12,406 529 Conklin Avenue. 351 00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:14,624 Or else! 352 00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:18,792 Cool, I won't have to go to daycare because we'll be dead. 353 00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,626 Trust the process. 354 00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:23,296 [mocking] Oh. Terrifying. 355 00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:26,930 But guess what. I never had a blankie when I was a kid. 356 00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:30,759 What do you think set me on the path of thievery and moral turpitude? 357 00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:32,306 [grunting] Get-- I will-- 358 00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:35,891 [gasps] She's got no conscience. My heart lied to me! 359 00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:38,476 I swear to-- Who's really back there? 360 00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:40,901 [Staci] Tiny ghosts, sucker! 361 00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:43,571 -[shouting] -[tires squealing, crashes] 362 00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:46,784 Well, scratch the fish portion of the perfect weekend. 363 00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:49,572 Gotta come back strong with these marshmallow brûlée-kabobs. 364 00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:50,487 How are they coming? 365 00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:52,534 [grunting] 366 00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:55,327 You know how to make a fire with sticks? 367 00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:57,456 I saw it on TV, so I assumed I could. 368 00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:59,749 [grunting] Oh! 369 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,089 What about matches? 370 00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:04,760 Ha! You think I'd bring matches where a baby could get them? 371 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:05,804 [gasps] 372 00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:08,883 Sorry, boys. No toasted marshmallows. 373 00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:10,546 I better go pitch the tent. 374 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:14,597 -What? -I'm the beet-asparagus salad. 375 00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:15,522 What? 376 00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:18,309 What's different about this Dudes' Weekend? Me! 377 00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:22,314 It's all going sideways because of the baby, and I'm the baby! 378 00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:23,734 We have to turn this around. 379 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,726 Can you eat marshmallows without toasting? 380 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,898 -Oh! -Not when you're camping. 381 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,067 That's a sin! 382 00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:30,949 The happy photograph, Templeton! 383 00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:33,741 We're losing it all. Fix it, fix it, save me! 384 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,200 We haven't lost all of it. 385 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,872 We just have to get Dad and me and you there, 386 00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:40,833 the perfect viewpoint. 387 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,035 For the perfect photo! 388 00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:45,457 Time to save Dudes' Weekend. 389 00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:47,674 -[car horn honking] -[woman groaning] 390 00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:48,916 [both groaning] 391 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,298 Blankie, I'm so sorry. 392 00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:53,215 I just wanted to get you home. 393 00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:54,683 I tried to follow my heart, 394 00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:57,773 but everything just took you farther and farther away. 395 00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:58,680 [sniffles] 396 00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,977 I should never have been in charge. 397 00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:03,726 Huh! 398 00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,113 529 Conklin Avenue. 399 00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,485 [gasps] Blankie, you're home! 400 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,571 But, Staci, how did you know the exact right moment 401 00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:13,695 to make that bank robber crash her truck? 402 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:14,986 I didn't. 403 00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:16,825 Everything was going doody-side up, 404 00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:19,910 so I just grabbed the blanket and followed my heart. 405 00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:23,327 My twisted black heart. [chuckles] 406 00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:25,917 You did a Jimbo, and it worked! 407 00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:27,550 Learn from the best. 408 00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:29,669 Lead the way, Boss. 409 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,394 [sirens wailing] 410 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:35,099 [tires screeching] 411 00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:37,256 Freeze! Step out of your car. 412 00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:39,677 [groaning, murmuring] 413 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:44,730 Are those babies climbing up the side of that house? 414 00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:47,225 [man over radio] Debbie, bank robber. Focus up. 415 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,187 [Dad whistling tune] 416 00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:51,237 Nah, that's not it. 417 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,447 [whistling tune] 418 00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:55,070 [sighs] I used to know this. 419 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:56,577 It's a classic hiking song. 420 00:17:56,658 --> 00:18:00,698 Ooh, maybe the bass part. [imitating funky bass] 421 00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,708 [sighs] Never mind. 422 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,580 Where is that perfect viewpoint? 423 00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:08,627 Is that the trail? No. 424 00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:10,134 Uh, that one! 425 00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:11,472 No, that's a raccoon. 426 00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:14,798 -Dad, do you know where we're going? -Of course! 427 00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:16,434 No. 428 00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:18,224 [sighs] Boys, it's getting late. 429 00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:20,515 We-- We may have to call this off. 430 00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:21,769 No way, Dad! 431 00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:25,100 This is Dudes' Weekend, and dudes never give up, 432 00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:27,767 because we're having too much fun to quit, right? 433 00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:29,266 -[Doug] Wrong! -[Templetons] Ah! 434 00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:30,568 Dudes. 435 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:31,898 [baby fussing] 436 00:18:31,985 --> 00:18:35,315 [woman] Did we leave Jamie's B-L-A-N-K-I-E at your place yesterday? 437 00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:38,579 No, not "bonkley!" His blankie! 438 00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:40,744 [wailing] 439 00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:43,658 Shush, shush, shush. It's cool, kid. Shh. 440 00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:45,617 Jimbo, it's your rodeo. 441 00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:47,746 [excited cooing] 442 00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:49,213 Hold it close. 443 00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:52,969 You've got to love your blankie as much as your blankie loves you. 444 00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:54,628 [woman] Hang on. He just quieted down. 445 00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:55,716 Oh, let me check on him. 446 00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:58,184 You found it! 447 00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,852 Oh, sweetie, I told you it would turn up. 448 00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:06,692 And that's the story of how Jimbo was in charge, 449 00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:11,280 and everyone followed their heart, and it all worked out in the end. 450 00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:13,028 Those are babies up there! 451 00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:15,569 Infinity crud. 452 00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:19,028 Oh, oh, so your climbing babies can be real, 453 00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:22,406 but my tiny ghost is just crazy bank robber talk? 454 00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:24,414 You're such a Debbie. 455 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:29,540 What kind of dad brings his own kids on a misdemeanor trespass? 456 00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:32,296 [scoffs] What kind of outing is that for a family? 457 00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:34,669 We're not a family, we're dudes! 458 00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:35,876 Tim, shush. 459 00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:37,006 Officer, I'm sorry. 460 00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:41,014 If you'll let my wife come get the kids, I'm prepared to go quietly. 461 00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:43,676 Wait, so otherwise, you were gonna fight me right now? 462 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:44,886 No, sir! 463 00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:49,860 I'm not letting Johnny Law interfere with a good business plan. 464 00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:52,225 -We're not done here. -What are you gonna do? 465 00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:55,401 On the field team, we call it "doing a Jimbo." 466 00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,662 [Dad shouting] 467 00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:01,778 Agitated perp! I need backup! 468 00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:03,236 [Dad groans] 469 00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:04,907 [Tim] Hey! 470 00:20:05,662 --> 00:20:07,622 Pssh. Great parenting. 471 00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:09,576 Wonder where they get that from. 472 00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:10,826 Tim, what--? 473 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,963 Answer: Not the mom. 474 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,335 Extra credit: It's the dad. 475 00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:16,376 -[panting] -What are you doing? 476 00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:18,675 I can't go to jail. I'm too innocent! 477 00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:21,009 Officer Doug doesn't end Dudes' Weekend. 478 00:20:21,094 --> 00:20:23,434 We do, with a happy dad or bust. 479 00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:26,927 -[both shouting] -Dead end! 480 00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:29,810 [gasping] 481 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,765 Boys, you gotta stop. 482 00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:35,072 And not just because... because I'm in terrible shape. 483 00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:36,610 But, Dad, we can't just-- 484 00:20:36,693 --> 00:20:37,653 I don't believe it. 485 00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:39,735 Tim, this is it! 486 00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:41,108 The viewpoint! 487 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,830 Whoa, you're right! 488 00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:46,038 [giggling] 489 00:20:46,536 --> 00:20:48,656 Time for one perfect photo? 490 00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:49,997 Let's dude it! 491 00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:53,497 [timer ticking] 492 00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:57,298 Everyone say "Dudes' Weekend!" 493 00:20:57,631 --> 00:20:59,801 -[Dad and Tim] Dudes' Weekend! -[bird screeching] 494 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:00,972 Ah! 495 00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:05,560 [Dad sobbing] No! 496 00:21:05,889 --> 00:21:06,889 [splashes] 497 00:21:07,557 --> 00:21:08,887 The Thunderbird. 498 00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:10,306 He got his revenge. 499 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,607 Sorry everything went wrong, Dad. 500 00:21:13,855 --> 00:21:16,225 We just wanted to have a fun weekend with you. 501 00:21:16,566 --> 00:21:19,276 You know, so you'd be happy. 502 00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:21,243 [Dad chuckles] 503 00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:25,239 [laughing] 504 00:21:30,163 --> 00:21:31,503 -[Doug shouts] -[Dad grunts] 505 00:21:31,581 --> 00:21:34,081 -[door slams] -[harmonica blues playing] 506 00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:39,337 Harmonica, the official soundtrack of jail. 507 00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:40,423 [keys jingle] 508 00:21:41,466 --> 00:21:45,596 Um, Mr. Templeton, you are, thankfully, not my problem anymore. 509 00:21:47,764 --> 00:21:51,564 -Uh, h-h-hi, hon-- -Nope. 510 00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:56,941 What do we do about them? 511 00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:01,398 Code Bink-Bink too much to handle, Jimbo? 512 00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:05,156 Actually, sir, the blankie was returned, no problem. 513 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:06,660 Jimbo did great. 514 00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:10,252 Getting arrested was all part of the plan. Right, buddy? 515 00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:11,464 [nervous laugh] Mm-hmm! 516 00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:12,708 Glad to hear it. 517 00:22:12,789 --> 00:22:14,959 Guess you won't need me to pick the lock then. 518 00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:16,752 Boss, don't leave us here. 519 00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:19,625 Brain, not heart, on this one, Jimbo. 520 00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:22,013 You're babies. Just slip between the bars. 521 00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:25,755 Oh, yeah. 522 00:22:30,098 --> 00:22:31,098 Looks good to me. 523 00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,193 Good? It looks awesome. 524 00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:35,652 Even better than last year's photo. 525 00:22:36,354 --> 00:22:38,574 -[Dad and Tim] Dudes' Weekend! -[Boss Baby giggles] 526 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,530 [theme song playing] 527 00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:05,050 ♪ Boss Baby ♪