1 00:00:12,345 --> 00:00:14,345 -[rings] -Hold all my calls. 2 00:00:15,181 --> 00:00:16,221 [giggling] 3 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:19,351 ♪ Boss Baby ♪ 4 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:22,856 ♪ I'm the Boss, Boss Baby, boss, boss Boss Baby, boss, boss ♪ 5 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:25,780 ♪ Watch a itty-bitty kid get large ♪ 6 00:00:26,067 --> 00:00:28,397 ♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪ 7 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:30,950 ♪ Stroller rolling Up and down the boulevard ♪ 8 00:00:31,489 --> 00:00:33,369 ♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪ 9 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:36,869 ♪ I run this house, I rule this crib ♪ 10 00:00:37,162 --> 00:00:39,662 ♪ Change my diaper, son, where's my bib? ♪ 11 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:42,418 ♪ Don't pacify, you just got to pay me ♪ 12 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:44,960 -♪ Who's in charge? ♪ -♪ Me, the Boss Baby ♪ 13 00:00:46,379 --> 00:00:48,089 [laughing] 14 00:00:48,173 --> 00:00:49,553 European! 15 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:50,716 [both laughing] 16 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:53,180 Tell me about it! Thirty-hour work weeks. 17 00:00:53,261 --> 00:00:57,431 What? No. It's my Laugh-A-Day calendar. You have to see today's joke. 18 00:00:57,515 --> 00:00:59,975 "If you're American when you go into the bathroom 19 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:02,850 and Australian when you come out, what are you when--" eh? 20 00:01:02,937 --> 00:01:05,357 -This isn't today's date. -It's summer. I'm a kid. 21 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:07,110 -Dates are meaningless. -[rips] 22 00:01:07,650 --> 00:01:08,900 "Tuba toothpaste"? 23 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:12,700 "It needed a root canal." "You're under a vest"? 24 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:15,031 [laughing] That one's inappropriate. 25 00:01:15,492 --> 00:01:18,292 -Holy crud, that's what today is? -What's the problem? 26 00:01:18,369 --> 00:01:20,619 Not a fan of knock-knock jokes? [laughing] 27 00:01:20,705 --> 00:01:23,575 The interrupting cow doesn't even let him fin-- hey! 28 00:01:23,666 --> 00:01:24,916 [Tim] Summer's almost over. 29 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:26,920 I have to go back to school. 30 00:01:27,003 --> 00:01:28,843 For what? A weekend training seminar? 31 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:31,342 Like, every day! For seven hours! 32 00:01:31,674 --> 00:01:34,184 Wow. We really need to renegotiate your contract. 33 00:01:34,385 --> 00:01:38,465 No, we need to get out there and fight for every last drop of summer fun. 34 00:01:38,556 --> 00:01:41,596 We don't stop till every knee and elbow's scraped to the bone! 35 00:01:41,726 --> 00:01:43,226 [yells] For summer! 36 00:01:43,311 --> 00:01:44,401 [voice echoes] 37 00:01:44,479 --> 00:01:45,649 [Tim, Boss Baby yelping] 38 00:01:45,730 --> 00:01:48,690 -I'm gonna be sick! -I'm gonna barf! 39 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:51,815 -[Boss Baby laughing] I'm gonna throw up! -I'm gonna hurl! 40 00:01:51,903 --> 00:01:52,743 [Boss Baby laughing] 41 00:01:52,821 --> 00:01:55,491 -[Boss Baby] I'm gonna vomit! -[Tim] I'm gonna blow chunks! 42 00:01:55,907 --> 00:01:57,367 [both retching] 43 00:01:58,284 --> 00:02:00,084 [laughing] 44 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:03,500 Up for another round tomorrow? 45 00:02:03,873 --> 00:02:06,083 I've got a clean desk, vacation days to burn, 46 00:02:06,167 --> 00:02:08,627 and a brother on his last days of summer freedom. 47 00:02:08,711 --> 00:02:11,051 I'd throw up with you on the moon if we could get there. 48 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:13,717 -Great, because I'm thinking we-- -[piano chords playing] 49 00:02:14,509 --> 00:02:15,639 [piano chords playing] 50 00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:17,466 [piano chords playing] 51 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:20,176 -[scattered notes playing] -[Tim] Cool! 52 00:02:20,431 --> 00:02:23,521 -Where'd you guys get that? -Dad picked it up at a rummage sale. 53 00:02:23,601 --> 00:02:25,151 -Disco! -[drum track plays] 54 00:02:25,228 --> 00:02:27,398 You head out for some cut-rate corduroys, 55 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:30,650 and next thing you know, you've got an instrument and a dream. 56 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:34,820 -Templeton family band! -A band? Can I be in it? 57 00:02:34,904 --> 00:02:38,244 Who do you think I bought this for? You'll play keyboards, I got bass, 58 00:02:38,324 --> 00:02:40,084 someday the baby can do drums. 59 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:40,990 [tapping] 60 00:02:41,077 --> 00:02:43,407 -Rock 'n' roll-a! -[clatters] 61 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:45,956 -Oh, and I bet Mom can-- -Be your number-one fan? 62 00:02:46,749 --> 00:02:49,999 So this is for me? No way. I'm in a rock band! 63 00:02:50,086 --> 00:02:50,916 [banging, grunting] 64 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:53,884 Er, son, rock 'n' roll may seem easy, 65 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:56,965 -but it actually takes a lot of work. -And lessons. 66 00:02:57,051 --> 00:03:00,311 Rock 'n' roll lessons? Like where to buy motorcycle tee-shirts? 67 00:03:00,638 --> 00:03:02,138 Piano lessons. 68 00:03:02,432 --> 00:03:05,442 Piano lessons? But it's my last days of summer! 69 00:03:05,518 --> 00:03:07,808 You think I got this good overnight? 70 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:09,106 [twanging] 71 00:03:09,188 --> 00:03:12,528 No, I watched all three "Learn How to Play Bass Guitar" videos 72 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:15,529 -before I became a rock god. -And I didn't just wake up 73 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:18,362 and earn a partial scholarship to play in a college marching band. 74 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:19,988 [gasps] I said too much! 75 00:03:20,074 --> 00:03:21,034 [gasps] 76 00:03:21,117 --> 00:03:24,537 You have actual band experience? What do you play? 77 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:28,001 Nothing cool. Not a rock instrument. I don't want to talk about it! 78 00:03:28,082 --> 00:03:32,052 Don't repeat my mistakes, Tim. You learn to rock that cool keyboard. 79 00:03:32,128 --> 00:03:34,378 But piano lessons sound like summer school. 80 00:03:34,505 --> 00:03:35,915 And Danny Petrosky told me 81 00:03:36,007 --> 00:03:38,297 summer school makes your eyes crust over with eye boogers. 82 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:40,554 And then, you have to go to the eye dentist every Saturday 83 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:42,467 to get a surgery to clean them out! 84 00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:46,135 Danny Petrosky eats boogers on sandwich bread. 85 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,436 -But-- -Too late! Lesson scheduled 86 00:03:47,518 --> 00:03:50,268 tomorrow morning, ten o'rock! [singing] 87 00:03:51,105 --> 00:03:53,975 [groans] Oh-hh! Piano lessons! 88 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:56,237 They're gonna suck up the rest of our summer fun time 89 00:03:56,319 --> 00:03:59,609 like a summer-sucking monster that sucks summer with a suck mouth! 90 00:03:59,697 --> 00:04:01,947 [sighs] How am I gonna get out of this? 91 00:04:02,033 --> 00:04:04,043 Hold on. I'm formulating a thought. 92 00:04:04,535 --> 00:04:06,695 Formulate faster! The suck monster's coming. 93 00:04:06,871 --> 00:04:08,041 [sucking] 94 00:04:08,122 --> 00:04:08,962 Stop sucking. 95 00:04:09,290 --> 00:04:12,960 Mom never asks you to do the dishes. I assume there's a reason for that? 96 00:04:13,169 --> 00:04:16,549 Yeah. I had butter all over my hands, so I dropped and broke them all. 97 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:18,223 Why would you--? Ugh. Never mind. 98 00:04:18,299 --> 00:04:20,049 I had a bunch of butter packets in my pockets-- 99 00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:21,258 I said, never mind. 100 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:24,434 Point is, being terrible can get you out of anything. 101 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:26,104 -I'll get the butter. -Forget the butter. 102 00:04:26,182 --> 00:04:29,812 Tomorrow, you're going to be so tremendously bad at the piano, 103 00:04:29,894 --> 00:04:32,864 no one will ever want to hear you punch the ivories again. 104 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:36,479 -I thought it was "tickle the ivories." -Not the way you're gonna play. 105 00:04:38,903 --> 00:04:42,413 [sighs] There they go, my two cool dudes. 106 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:47,330 [toy horn beeps, siren blurts] 107 00:04:48,746 --> 00:04:50,666 There's my piano saboteur. 108 00:04:50,748 --> 00:04:52,828 Come on, last days of summer are wasting! 109 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:55,804 I figure we'll start with some Monte Carlo slot cars, 110 00:04:55,878 --> 00:04:59,168 then engage in a Football Mike versus dinosaur counterinsurgency-- 111 00:04:59,257 --> 00:05:01,927 Maybe later this week, on a non-lesson day, of course. 112 00:05:02,218 --> 00:05:03,048 What lessons? 113 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:05,346 [gasps] Did the plan backfire? Too much butter? 114 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:09,135 -I just kind of really liked the lesson. -Nonsense! 115 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:12,397 You like hill-rolling and subsequent shrub regurgitation. 116 00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:15,022 Can we talk about this later? I'm gonna take my nap. 117 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:18,395 Your nap? You haven't taken a nap as long as I've known you. 118 00:05:18,609 --> 00:05:21,399 Mr. Grossman said naps will help my fingers get stronger. 119 00:05:21,487 --> 00:05:24,737 What? [groans] I blew off work for this! 120 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:25,744 [snoring] 121 00:05:28,036 --> 00:05:31,616 How are you trading fun for sleeping? This isn't like you. 122 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:34,787 This really isn't like you. 123 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:37,705 -[beeps] -Jimbo, Staci, tomorrow morning-- 124 00:05:37,795 --> 00:05:40,545 Stealth mission. Maximum shooshy. 125 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:43,631 Wait, we're walking to my lesson? 126 00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:45,638 Rock 'n' roll is a marathon, my man. 127 00:05:46,095 --> 00:05:49,675 Takes a lot of cardio to scream "Oh, yeah!" for two hours. 128 00:05:49,974 --> 00:05:54,654 Plus, it gives us time to talk T 'N' T, Templeton and the Templetons. 129 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:58,399 It works on everything-- airbrushed van sides, tattoos. 130 00:05:58,691 --> 00:06:00,651 Those are totally rock 'n' roll. 131 00:06:00,735 --> 00:06:03,235 -Do you have any tattoos? -Kind of. 132 00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:06,281 I sat on an ink pen when I was a kid. It broke skin, 133 00:06:06,365 --> 00:06:10,035 so now I have a tattoo of a small blue dot on my butt. 134 00:06:10,119 --> 00:06:11,659 That's so crackerjack! 135 00:06:12,371 --> 00:06:14,121 "Crackerjack"? Who says-- 136 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:17,537 Shh! It's a shooshy stealth mission! Cruddy poop pants, look! 137 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:21,455 Old people! Oh, I should have suspected! 138 00:06:21,964 --> 00:06:25,724 Lessons cheap enough for Mom and Dad to pay for, on their salaries? 139 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:29,472 No, this reeks of a Frederic Estes plot. Come on! 140 00:06:30,306 --> 00:06:32,266 [playing slowly] 141 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:35,901 [playing off-key] 142 00:06:36,270 --> 00:06:40,150 Fiddlesticks. Play it again, Tim, like this. 143 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:43,150 -[playing ragtime melody] -[groans] 144 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:46,860 [playing slowly] 145 00:06:46,948 --> 00:06:49,908 -[plays discord] -Why is learning stuff so hard? 146 00:06:49,992 --> 00:06:52,662 Oh, don't let your noodle get zozzled. 147 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:56,252 -[Mr. Grossman] Play it again, Tim. -Where's Estes? 148 00:06:56,332 --> 00:06:59,172 Mmm. Just looks like your normal piano lesson. 149 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,302 Shh! [giggles] So fun. 150 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:03,259 -I could shush all day! -Shh! Jimbo! 151 00:07:03,339 --> 00:07:04,629 Shh! Something's happening. 152 00:07:04,715 --> 00:07:08,845 Maybe he needs to loosen up, have some fun with it, let it rock out. 153 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:11,178 Oh, I know, his dad can accompany him. 154 00:07:11,472 --> 00:07:13,602 Oh, but... Hmm, huh, who's got a bass? 155 00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:16,353 Wha-ah? Brought my own! 156 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:17,766 [mimics bass thumping] 157 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:23,284 Kindly place a meatball in your gobble pipe, Mr. Templeton. 158 00:07:25,319 --> 00:07:27,319 You hear that peace and quiet? 159 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:31,615 Bet you don't get much quiet with that baby brother of yours around. 160 00:07:31,993 --> 00:07:33,913 [chuckles] That's the truth. 161 00:07:34,245 --> 00:07:35,075 [gasps] 162 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:37,503 I see what's going on here. 163 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:40,786 -What's up? -Hang on, I need something. 164 00:07:41,502 --> 00:07:43,002 Play it again, Tim. 165 00:07:43,254 --> 00:07:45,214 [playing slowly] 166 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:47,088 -Play it again, Tim. -[panting] 167 00:07:48,801 --> 00:07:50,011 [grunts] 168 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:53,058 Boss! Estes! 169 00:08:00,438 --> 00:08:03,268 -[Tim playing discordant keys] -Play it again, Tim. 170 00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:06,608 Grossman's sign-up list of piano students. 171 00:08:06,694 --> 00:08:08,204 Let's go test my theory. 172 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:09,988 [Tim] Fiddlesticks! 173 00:08:14,076 --> 00:08:14,986 Dina Namashita? 174 00:08:15,077 --> 00:08:16,197 [babbling] 175 00:08:16,287 --> 00:08:18,157 What do you mean, "What's it to you?" 176 00:08:18,247 --> 00:08:21,077 You think you're the baby pope or something? 177 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:23,094 Merely running the numbers on a theory. 178 00:08:23,294 --> 00:08:26,464 You have twin big sisters, Gina and Tina, 179 00:08:26,547 --> 00:08:28,967 taking piano lessons from old Mr. Grossman? 180 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:31,840 -[babbling] -And how's that working out for you? 181 00:08:31,928 --> 00:08:33,798 -[babbling] -[fingers snap] 182 00:08:34,847 --> 00:08:37,677 Uh-huh. Frequent naps. They seem distant. 183 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:39,637 Won't play ponies with you anymore. 184 00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:43,609 My hunch was right! This is all a Consortium of Ancients plot! 185 00:08:43,689 --> 00:08:47,399 They use piano lessons to get private time with our big brothers and sisters 186 00:08:47,485 --> 00:08:49,775 so they can turn them against us babies. 187 00:08:49,862 --> 00:08:52,072 That seems needlessly complicated. 188 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:55,115 -[babbling] -Yep, got it. Listen, Dina, is it? 189 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:58,251 We'd love to actually observe your sisters' changed behavior. 190 00:08:58,329 --> 00:08:59,409 [babbling] 191 00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:02,629 Oh, great. Your grandmothers will show us where to find your sisters? 192 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:05,088 [gasps] Dear sweet goodness! Those are your sisters? 193 00:09:05,169 --> 00:09:06,049 [both gasp] 194 00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:10,169 The Consortium isn't just taking our big brothers and sisters away, 195 00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:13,588 they're turning them into junior old people. 196 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:15,215 [gasps] Templeton! 197 00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:18,313 [playing discordant keys] Tiddlywinks! 198 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:22,522 [sighs] Look at my big boy, Beethoven. 199 00:09:22,603 --> 00:09:24,983 Hey, hon, I was taking a trip down memory lane 200 00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:26,614 with your old college yearbook. 201 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:29,491 Funny, all the marching band pages have been torn out. 202 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:33,609 You're not gonna find anything worth finding. You might as well quit. 203 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:37,741 [playing discordant keys] Horsefeathers! 204 00:09:38,202 --> 00:09:41,582 Mr. G warned me this could happen. My back's getting sore. 205 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:43,374 Can you fetch me some liniment, Dad? 206 00:09:43,457 --> 00:09:47,087 Uh, let me see what we've got in the... liniment cabinet. 207 00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:50,629 Templeton, they're turning you into a mini-geezer! 208 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:54,090 What? You got a screw loose, I tell you. A screw loose! 209 00:09:54,218 --> 00:09:55,428 Listen to yourself! 210 00:09:55,511 --> 00:09:56,721 [coos] 211 00:09:57,054 --> 00:09:58,144 [tires screech] 212 00:09:58,222 --> 00:10:00,102 Yo, Tim, hop in shotgun! 213 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:03,478 My cousin's stepdad just patched up their above-ground pool. 214 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:06,861 And they have snakes. It's like swimming in the Amazon. 215 00:10:07,064 --> 00:10:08,984 Rain check. I have to practice my piano. 216 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:12,898 Bring it. I'll grab my guitar. Poolside snake jam! 217 00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:15,159 Why does everyone want to jam with me? 218 00:10:15,239 --> 00:10:19,239 My dance card is full with piano lessons now, so 23 skidoo. 219 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,412 Bro, we took a "broath." 220 00:10:21,495 --> 00:10:24,995 Never say no to a swimming pool, even if it's above ground. 221 00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:27,586 I need to practice. Get off my lawn! 222 00:10:27,918 --> 00:10:29,838 You okay? If you need help-- 223 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:32,840 I said, get off my lawn! 224 00:10:35,217 --> 00:10:37,427 [groans] Oh, too far, Grossman. 225 00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:40,683 You want to turn people against me, take your best shot. 226 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:44,305 But nobody makes my fun-lovin' brother grow up! 227 00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:47,765 -Yah! -Consarn it! What is this tomfoolery? 228 00:10:47,938 --> 00:10:51,148 Whatever you want it to be-- spaceman helmet, robot head. 229 00:10:51,233 --> 00:10:54,073 Let your imagination run wild, please! 230 00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:55,613 We have to snap you out of this. 231 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:58,617 Fine, but just to prove you're off your coconut. 232 00:10:58,699 --> 00:11:00,909 And we're off! Where are we, Templeton? 233 00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:03,413 On a shark safari? In the Martian apocalypse? 234 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:05,584 [wind whistles] 235 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,205 -Well? -Well, what? 236 00:11:07,291 --> 00:11:10,631 Why are we standing in the middle of a field where dreams go to die? 237 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:15,218 Mmm-mm. Seems like a nice, quiet place to rest my shins 238 00:11:15,299 --> 00:11:17,219 and think about lunch discounts. 239 00:11:17,301 --> 00:11:20,261 [gasps] What's happening to me? Who am I anymore? 240 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:22,136 I'll tell you who you are! [slaps] 241 00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:25,728 You're Dekker Moonboots, Space Detective! 242 00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:27,397 Urgh! 243 00:11:27,603 --> 00:11:30,653 -I'm... -You're Centipedeor, unleashed! 244 00:11:30,981 --> 00:11:32,361 Urgh! I'm... 245 00:11:32,441 --> 00:11:36,281 You're Timothy Thrasherton, Jurassic Rock Star! 246 00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:38,856 I am... 247 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:40,988 -You're-- -Tim Templeton! 248 00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:45,365 What the barf am I doing wasting my summer on stupid piano lessons? 249 00:11:45,454 --> 00:11:46,754 Yes! 250 00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:50,081 Get this kid 20 ccs of summertime fun, stat! 251 00:11:51,335 --> 00:11:52,835 [laughing] 252 00:11:58,217 --> 00:11:59,887 [retching] 253 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:01,299 [laughing] 254 00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:04,006 -Ah-hh! -Ah-hh! 255 00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:05,468 We better get some sleep. 256 00:12:05,724 --> 00:12:08,604 Got a big day ahead making up for lost summer fun time. 257 00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:11,154 Tomorrow I'm slapping butter on my hands 258 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:13,320 and tanking this piano garbage for good. 259 00:12:13,482 --> 00:12:15,782 -Never grow up, Templeton. -No plans to. 260 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,817 -[sputters] -[laughs] 261 00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:19,994 Good man. 262 00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:25,583 [faint ragtime music playing] 263 00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:33,794 [music continues] 264 00:12:39,758 --> 00:12:41,178 [music continues] 265 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:43,550 [gasps] 266 00:12:43,637 --> 00:12:45,807 -[music continues] -[Boss Baby panting] 267 00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:51,016 [gasps] 268 00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:53,734 -Get off my lawn! -[bangs keys] 269 00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:56,646 -Tim...? -Gas is how much a gallon? 270 00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:59,364 -Tim! -Bingo! 271 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:00,355 [screams] 272 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:05,987 [Mom] How about some breakfast for my little early-risers? 273 00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:07,748 Sounds marvelous, Mother. 274 00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:16,503 Did you see the obituaries, Grandmother? Doris Grabinski died. 275 00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:19,174 97 years old, rest her soul. 276 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:22,550 She loved to foxtrot. 18 grandchildren. 277 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,845 We can only hope to have such a full life. 278 00:13:25,262 --> 00:13:26,102 Listen up, kiddo. 279 00:13:26,263 --> 00:13:29,733 You're young, it's summer. Forget that old gasbag Grabinski. 280 00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:31,518 You grab life by the horns. 281 00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:33,942 Do something dumb, while you can still get away with it. 282 00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:36,441 -Your Gigi's right. -Break the law if you have to. 283 00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:38,574 Ignore your Gigi. 284 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:41,651 Humph. Hooliganism. Mother, Cream of Wheat, please. 285 00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:43,447 Since when do you like Cream of Wheat? 286 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:46,201 And what's with the glasses? We doing a costume day? 287 00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:48,287 Ooh! We should make band outfits. 288 00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:51,410 Are you sure you don't want any Chocolate Cocosplosion 289 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:53,497 with chocolate marshmallows in chocolate milk? 290 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:55,421 Sugar causes glaucoma. 291 00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:58,961 Is that why you're wearing those glasses? Maybe we should see the eye doctor. 292 00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:01,341 Maybe you should mind your own beeswax, jack! 293 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:03,720 Time for my morning constitutional. 294 00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:06,887 Which means my morning poop. 295 00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:12,687 Wow. That kid commits to his costume day. 296 00:14:12,768 --> 00:14:16,228 Maybe he's spending too much time at the Senior Center with Mr. Grossman. 297 00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:19,728 That old crank Grossman? I can't stand him. 298 00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:21,187 And his students, ugh! 299 00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:25,237 They all wind up crotchety and way too into that hokey ragtime music. 300 00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:27,532 And you sent my Timmy there? 301 00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:33,495 [TV announcer] A reverse mortgage is your road to financial independence. 302 00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:35,169 Call today for... 303 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:39,295 Flibjibbet! I was about to get cash equity from our home! 304 00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:41,957 [sighs] Okay, Tim. 305 00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:46,837 Uh, good news. You graduated from Mr. Grossman's lessons. 306 00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:49,137 Welcome to T 'N' T. 307 00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:51,681 [Mom] Made it myself! Number-one fan. 308 00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:54,267 I have a recital at the Senior Center today. 309 00:14:54,351 --> 00:14:55,191 Great. 310 00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:57,149 I'll bring my bass. We'll jam together. 311 00:14:57,229 --> 00:15:00,019 Show those old folks what rock 'n' roll is all about. 312 00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:02,194 Rock 'n' roll is devil music! 313 00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:04,486 -[gasps] Timothy! -You take that back! 314 00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:08,623 Your generation's stuck in the past, but not far enough in the past! 315 00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:10,869 I'm gonna go where people understand me. 316 00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:14,575 No! No! I knew this would happen. 317 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,457 Honey, what? What is it? 318 00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:19,080 He thinks his friends are cooler than us! 319 00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:21,168 He doesn't think we're cool! 320 00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:23,513 [screams] No! 321 00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:26,181 Shh! 322 00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:28,756 Yay! Shooshy stealth mission! 323 00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:29,934 [beeps] 324 00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:34,925 Am-scray, small fry. I'm hoofin' it. 325 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,770 Are you gonna throw the rest of your summer away? 326 00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:40,233 Kill Dad's dreams of a rock band? 327 00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:42,151 Leave me for the seniors? 328 00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:44,902 I ain't spendin' the rest of my summer in this hot sun. 329 00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:46,895 Free air conditioning at the Senior Center. 330 00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:50,407 All-you-can-eat dried fruit. Good for the constitution. That means-- 331 00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:52,831 I know it means poop! Hey! Oh! 332 00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:57,157 Let's do imagination again. Behold, I am Sir Dragonface of-- 333 00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:59,997 No more play-acting. Makes my joints swell. 334 00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:02,962 Old Man Tim is back? 335 00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:05,705 I thought you fixed him with imagination junk. 336 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,468 It's that blasted ragtime brainwashing trigger. 337 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:12,051 I guess pretend spacemen and superheroes weren't enough to break it. 338 00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:16,137 -We need something more powerful. -Real spacemen superheroes? 339 00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:18,603 -Yes! -Uh, yes...? 340 00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:22,606 -Sort of. Jimbo, how's your penmanship? -Exquisite. 341 00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:24,322 [taps] 342 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,911 "Danny, I need your help. 343 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:35,080 Go get my very cool family and take them to the Senior Center, 344 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,660 and bring your guitar. 345 00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:38,995 Only rock 'n' roll can save me! 346 00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:40,791 Warmest regards, Tim." 347 00:16:40,874 --> 00:16:43,844 It's just like my fortune teller predicted. 348 00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:45,671 I'm coming, Tim! 349 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:49,375 -He's never rebelled like this before. -[doorbell rings] 350 00:16:51,301 --> 00:16:52,141 Petrosky? 351 00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:55,347 It says Tim needs our help. 352 00:16:56,473 --> 00:16:58,683 And he thinks rock 'n' roll will save him! 353 00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,437 And he thinks we're cool. 354 00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:07,735 Honey, let's get back our son. 355 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:09,402 Wow. 356 00:17:09,778 --> 00:17:12,698 But I'm sorry, I'm not cool enough. 357 00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:17,331 You go. I have to read up on colonial French Indochina. 358 00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:18,951 [Mom humming] 359 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,618 ♪ History... ♪ 360 00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:23,081 We've got a boy who's throwing his youth away 361 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,287 on liniment creams and ragtime. 362 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:28,377 So grab whatever your cool instrument is, and-- 363 00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:31,382 My coolest instrument is reading, thank you very much. 364 00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:38,220 -Time's wasting, Mr. Dude. -Go save Timmy. I got this one. 365 00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:42,266 Don't worry, Gigi, I got some people on it. 366 00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:45,611 -[Boss Baby on monitor] Any luck? -[groans] 367 00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:48,029 If your mom has an instrument hidden in here, 368 00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:49,858 she doesn't want it found. 369 00:17:49,943 --> 00:17:53,663 Is "participation trophy" a marching instrument? 370 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:54,569 [Boss Baby] Keep looking. 371 00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:57,786 Sir, I don't understand how this is supposed to help Tim. 372 00:17:57,868 --> 00:18:00,578 Something more powerful than pretend time. 373 00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:04,082 I can't give Tim real spacemen or insect superheroes, 374 00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:08,674 but I can rain down some Timothy Thrasherton Jurassic rock! 375 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:09,924 [ragtime piano music playing] 376 00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:21,267 Ragtime. The real devil music! 377 00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:22,730 Amen, Petrosky. 378 00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:25,896 Time for a rock 'n' roll exorcism! 379 00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:27,516 [bass note throbs] 380 00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:29,481 [all screaming] 381 00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:36,124 Hello. I'm here for my son. 382 00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:38,278 -[strumming] -[elders wail] 383 00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:39,197 [woman] Devil's music! 384 00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:41,874 Stop it! Get 'em out of here! 385 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,924 -Play it again, Tim! -[playing ragtime melody] 386 00:18:45,999 --> 00:18:47,329 [all growling] 387 00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:52,835 -[volume increases] -[thumping] 388 00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:54,128 [howling] 389 00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:57,006 [wailing] 390 00:18:58,011 --> 00:19:01,181 Petrosky, I got two on my backside that can't hear the low notes! 391 00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:03,557 Screeching licks at your six! 392 00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:06,516 -[guitar squeals] -[elders howl] 393 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:11,775 Easy, Danny. Some of them are veterans. Just get us to Tim. 394 00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:13,988 [whining] 395 00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:20,371 What in the Sam Hill? Play it again! Louder, Tim! 396 00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:22,576 Fortississimo! 397 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,158 [playing ragtime melody] 398 00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:28,037 What do we do? 399 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:31,920 Keep rocking, Petrosky! Never stop the rock! 400 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:32,924 We're losing ground. 401 00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:35,173 [Boss Baby on monitor] Please tell me you've found Mom's instrument. 402 00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:36,257 Found and delivered. 403 00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:38,675 -[Staci] It's all up to her now. -What--? Huh? 404 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:44,470 Brass Lightning? You came back. 405 00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:49,062 Oh, if only I was cool enough, I could use you to help the boys. 406 00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:50,356 [Gigi] You know what's cool? 407 00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:53,149 Not giving a rat's fuzzy buttflank about what's cool. 408 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,653 -Speech over. Boom! -[yelps] 409 00:19:56,069 --> 00:19:57,649 -[Dad] Hey! -[elder] Scram! 410 00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,948 -Come on, you can't stop the rock! -[group growling] 411 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,872 Stop stopping the rock! 412 00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:05,040 Agh! Quit touching my vest! It's a family heirloom! 413 00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:07,618 [gasps] 414 00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:09,252 Janice? 415 00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:11,879 Is that... a xylophone? 416 00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:14,922 Xylos are for lame-os! 417 00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:18,880 Meet my glockenspiel! 418 00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:21,387 [ringing] 419 00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:22,430 [screaming] 420 00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:26,975 [music playing] 421 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,809 [group groaning] 422 00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:35,729 Caesar's ghost! This is a private recital! 423 00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:40,414 Well, we're here to publicly get my sweet little keyboardist back. 424 00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:41,454 Rock 'n' roll, honey. 425 00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:46,253 [yells] I'm here to melt your faces off with my glock! 426 00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:47,248 [music resumes] 427 00:20:49,873 --> 00:20:51,213 [group groaning] 428 00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:57,924 Where are you old farts going? This band is great! 429 00:20:58,006 --> 00:20:59,626 -[music continues] -Eh? 430 00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:01,296 [music continues] 431 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,387 Tim, play it again, 432 00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:10,193 and I'll bring you some chamomile tea and Epsom salts for your bunions. 433 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:13,396 [Mr. Grossman] Tim? Tim Templeton! 434 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:16,530 -No! It's Timothy Thrasherton, -[bangs keys] 435 00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:18,148 Jurassic Rock Star! 436 00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:19,775 [yelling] Rr-rr-agh! 437 00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:23,281 What? The Consortium isn't worth listening to this garbage. 438 00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:25,737 -[music continues] -[Tim banging keys] 439 00:21:26,326 --> 00:21:29,656 Pretty good way to spend the last moments of summer, eh, Templeton? 440 00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:31,156 The best. 441 00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:37,245 [Mom] Forgot how much I miss wailing on these steel keys. 442 00:21:37,337 --> 00:21:39,207 You boys watch TV or something. 443 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,378 Your mother and I have to go rehearse. 444 00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:43,093 [sighs] 445 00:21:43,176 --> 00:21:45,296 -Rock 'n' roll. -Rock 'n' roll. 446 00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:48,467 -Oldie-time rag music! -[both gasp] 447 00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:49,812 -Mom! -Shh! 448 00:21:49,891 --> 00:21:53,771 I wouldn't call Mommy and Daddy if I were you. 449 00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:55,864 Or Baby Corp. 450 00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:58,981 -[gasps] -That's right, Boss Baby. 451 00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:00,647 [laughing] 452 00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:03,566 I know everything. 453 00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:05,204 Stinkless Serum! 454 00:22:05,365 --> 00:22:08,865 The plan was to have Grossman make you bring it to me 455 00:22:08,952 --> 00:22:12,412 once you went under his ragtime spell. 456 00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:15,544 -That seems needlessly complicated. -I agree. 457 00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:19,835 So I just waltzed in here and took it myself. 458 00:22:20,088 --> 00:22:23,428 Plus, free cookies! 459 00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:24,428 Not my cookies! 460 00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:26,219 [crunching, chuckling] 461 00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:30,023 Smell you later, Boss. You won't be smelling me. 462 00:22:30,098 --> 00:22:32,098 [laughing, sputtering] 463 00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:35,811 Oh-- uh, after that. 464 00:22:36,646 --> 00:22:38,106 -[door opens, closes] -[sniffs] 465 00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:40,230 Ugh! Cream of Wheat. 466 00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:43,819 [theme music playing] 467 00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:04,763 ♪ Boss Baby ♪