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-[boy grunts]
-[phone dings]

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Hold all my calls.

3
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-[giggling]
-[lullaby plays]

4
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♪ Boss Baby ♪

5
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♪ I'm the Boss, Boss Baby, boss, boss
Boss Baby, boss, boss ♪

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♪ Watch a itty-bitty kid get large ♪

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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪

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♪ Stroller rolling
Up and down the boulevard ♪

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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪

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♪ I run this house, I rule this crib ♪

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♪ Change my diaper, son
Where's my bib? ♪

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♪ Don't pacify
You just got to pay me ♪

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-♪ Who's in charge? ♪
-♪ Me, the Boss Baby ♪

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Templeton, I, uh...

15
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Can you please knock next time?

16
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Unlikely. What are you doing?

17
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Inventing a homework assassination device.
What are you doing?

18
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Ugh, sadly, nothing.
Playgroup's off for the weekend.

19
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Baby misses his 80-hour workweeks.

20
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How long did it take you to set this up?

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Two, maybe two and a half hours?

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You couldn't have done
homework in that time?

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And betray my most cherished principles?

24
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What kind of monster
assigns weekend homework?

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Weekends aren't for thinking.

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I need stimulation. Let me take a crack.

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"James has 20 apples and four friends.
How many apples does each friend get?"

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Zero!

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James knows that in a market economy,

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giving away apples
to his freeloading buddies distorts the--

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Whoa!

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No thinking on weekends.

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[zaps]

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-[both panting]
-[Jimbo whimpers]

35
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Uh, problems at the office?

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[Staci] Everybody's sick of the new CEO,
and she's only getting worse!

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Look at the stuff
I've been recording all week!

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Good for the mind!
Rattle, rattle, rattle!

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-[grunting]
-Good meeting! Good meeting!

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-Good meeting! Good meeting! [giggles]
-[grunting]

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And that's why you never bring
a hyperactive salesbaby like Rattleshake

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in from the road.

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What was the board thinking?
G'ah! [thuds]

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Ideas-- you're gonna give me some!

45
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Because you owe me...

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[in deep voice] and because you fear me.

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All right.

48
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I was looking for some action anyway,
and we've got the whole weekend to plan.

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No, we don't!

50
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She's making us all go
on a company retreat.

51
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Today, on a Saturday?

52
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We have to end this now!

53
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So it's that kind of party! Cool.

54
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We'll need plausible deniability.

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I know a baby.

56
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You slip him a name,
he won't ask questions...

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because he can't talk.

58
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Which is funny because when he's done,
neither can they.

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What? No!

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I meant, like, make her leave the CEO job,
go back to sales or whatever.

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Nobody does corporate sabotage
like you, Boss.

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Uh, I have been itching
to flex those muscles.

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-Yay! The old field team is back together!
-Okay.

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-[kids straining]
-[Jimbo laughs]

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[toys crashing]

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-[mechanism clicks]
-[Jimbo] I miss us!

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[zaps]

68
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-Oh, hooray, it's nature.
-[insect buzzes]

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What's the lay of the land, Stace?

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Big crowd, outdoor venue.

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-Really cuts down on the sabotage options.
-[chatter]

72
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I'm thinking we run a Double Blowout
with a Backwards Bishop's Hat?

73
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The water's too far. I was considering
a Saskatoon Swaddle Swap, but...

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Good luck finding
a cotton candy vendor at this hour.

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-Exactly.
-Doggy Door Barks at the Moon?

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You know none of these trees
are coniferous!

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What about a ding-a-linger
paddy whacker smack attack?

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Are you just saying words?

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-I thought we were all doing that.
-[rattle shaking]

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[babies gasping]

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Coo!

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[all gasping]

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Coo!

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Coo! Coo! Coo!

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Come on, worker babies, coo with me!

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Let's go! Coo! Coo!

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-Coo!
-[babies chanting] Coo...

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[Rattleshake] I legit love you guys!
That's the stuff.

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Yeah! Keep it going!

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I've been out there on the road, babies,
getting down, the ground level,

91
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where the rug's all sticky,
but sometimes you can find a treat in it.

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[munching]

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And I am here to tell you,
you wanna move baby love?

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You gotta do like babies.

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You gotta be like babies!

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-You need-- Stop chanting!
-[babies] Coo. Coo.

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Coo.

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"The Coo."

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Can we leave?

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"What is the Coo?"
Amazing question, Peg.

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You ever crawl and crawl
until you're so pooped,

102
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you can't crawl another crawl?

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Yeah...

104
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And then what did you do?

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I quit crawling.

106
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No, man!

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Because the Coo lives on the other side
of where you just quit.

108
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It's a place you can only go in your mind
when you push yourself!

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The Coo is the key to your inner babyhood!

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Real babies feel the Coo naturally.

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You business babies gotta work for it.

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So, I made a game,

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competitions that will force you
to understand the world

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through a real baby's eyes.

115
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You'll get points!
You'll move up the leaderboard!

116
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And the winner's gonna get
what every baby dreams of.

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Edible playground sand?

118
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The Golden Rattle.

119
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So, once somebody wins that trophy,
the corporate retreat is over?

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-Yes.
-Well, sign me up, yeah.

121
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Yeah, let's get this over with.

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-A company-wide competition?
-With a first-place trophy?

123
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She walked herself
right into the granddaddy

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of corporate sabotage schemes...

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[babies] The Big Manchego.

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With a side order of ding-a-linger
paddy whacker smack attack!

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I'm just really happy to not be doing
story problems right now.

128
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-Tell me you packed dynamite.
-I never unpack it.

129
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But we also need half a sandwich
cut diagonally.

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I didn't know if there'd be
big-kid food here.

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[sighs] Ooh, timing's gonna be tight.

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Once we win
and she hands over that trophy,

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we're gonna have,
what, a five-second window?

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I only need three.

135
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Oh. So, you're competing for all of us?

136
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Well, I-- I assumed.

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I figure our best shot's putting me
out there with a solid support team.

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The Big Manchego only works if you win.

139
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Are you sure you can reach this "the Coo"?

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[chuckles] The Coo's not a real thing.

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And I don't need it. I got this.

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[grunting]

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Yeah, Jimbo.
If Boss says he's got it, he's got it.

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Now, technically,
I'm not supposed to be here.

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-Because you got fired?
-Yes.

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So I'll need a clever disguise.

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Maybe we use my Tsar Nicholas
impression. [chuckles]

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It's very convincing.

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[clears throat]

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[in Russian accent] Kill everyone.

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-[grunts]
-Hey, Peg!

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Have you met Dale from Accounting?

153
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Sure, probably, whatever. Hi, Dale.

154
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I've barely been gone a few weeks!

155
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It's nothing personal, Boss.

156
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They're babies. No object permanence.

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I don't buy the--
Ah, where'd the world go?

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I still get a disguise, right?

159
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I could be an old robot that farts,
but instead of... [imitates fart]

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it sounds like, "Fa-ah-ah-art!"

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Fine, I'm Dale from Accounting.

162
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I look like me,
but my favorite soup is broth.

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All the Pegs of the world will eat it up.

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Let's just hope we can fool
the Simmonses and Hendershots, too.

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Where is Hendershot?

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-[elevator bell dings]
-♪ I got the whole office to myself ♪

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♪ I got the whole office to myself ♪

168
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♪ I got the paperwork
And stapler to my-- ♪

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Aw, man!

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Nice to meet you, Dale from Accounting.

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Hmm, your friend seems
awfully tall for a baby.

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Goo.

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His story checks out.

174
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Okay, first competition: Drool Pool.

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-Whoever has the longest line of spit...
-With no breakies!

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Wins. Got it.

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Let's build a dangler.

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[gargles]

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Miss Rattleshake CEO Baby,
Dale's cheating!

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-He's got helpers!
-Uh, it's called a pit crew.

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It's not cheating.

182
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He's accounting for everything.

183
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Get it, Dale? [laughs]

184
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I hate my character.

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-[whistle trills]
-[gasps]

186
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It started! Go!

187
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[gagging]

188
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It-It'll come. Minor case of dry mouth.

189
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Hydration!

190
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[coughing]

191
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[grunting, gagging]

192
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You're overthinking it.

193
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Show-off.

194
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-I can give you mine.
-Ew! Get away!

195
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[Frankie hiccupping]

196
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I feel it! I feel the Coo!

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[giggle echoes]

198
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♪ Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake ♪

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[cooing]

200
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T-t-t-time's up, babies!

201
00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:07,920
And, ooh-la-coo-la-la,
check out the drool on Frankie!

202
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Zooma-zooming up the leaderboard
like a choo-choo!

203
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[Tim] There you go! [chuckles] Good job!

204
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What in the blue blazers was that?

205
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Maybe she reached that Coo thingy.

206
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[Boss Baby, Staci] Not a thingy!

207
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Looked pretty real to me, and awesome.

208
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I know my inner baby
never had homework on weekends.

209
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What's the next contest?

210
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Come on! We don't wanna miss it!

211
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[whistle trills]

212
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Square block, square hole!

213
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Round block, round hole!

214
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Put blocks in!

215
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I can't do it with everyone staring at me!

216
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-Are you feeling sick or something?
-I'm fine!

217
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[Simmons hiccupping]

218
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[giggle echoes]

219
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It's like the universe
is playing peekaboo!

220
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[whistle trills]

221
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[babies burping]

222
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Come on, Boss, let her rip!

223
00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:04,308
[triplets hiccupping]

224
00:10:05,062 --> 00:10:06,192
[giggle echoes]

225
00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:10,897
[all burping loudly]

226
00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:13,275
[small burp]

227
00:10:13,654 --> 00:10:14,994
[whistle trills]

228
00:10:15,906 --> 00:10:19,116
[Jimbo, Boss Baby grunting]

229
00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:22,458
Suck that piggy!

230
00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:25,210
[straining] It's impossible!

231
00:10:25,374 --> 00:10:26,384
[babies giggle]

232
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It's easy! Watch me.

233
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I'm a widdle tall baby! [munches]

234
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-[hiccups]
-[giggle echoes]

235
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♪ Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake ♪

236
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Whoa! That was weird.

237
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I think the Coo works differently
for big kids,

238
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and not in a good wah-gah-goo.

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[coughs]

240
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That was... [babbling]

241
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-The heck?
-Templeton?

242
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I feel funny.

243
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I gotta... [giggles]

244
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[giggling]

245
00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:03,036
-You can't leave! You're my wingman!
-[Tim babbling]

246
00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:05,081
Jimbo, go after Tim!

247
00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:06,504
-Get him back here!
-[grunting]

248
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Go!

249
00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:09,789
[Staci grunts]

250
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-[Staci screams]
-There we go!

251
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:19,295
This little piggy's going wee, wee, wee,
all the way up the leaderboard!

252
00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:22,010
[metal squeaks]

253
00:11:22,306 --> 00:11:23,516
[Boss Baby] Oh, come on.

254
00:11:24,266 --> 00:11:25,476
Uh, Boss?

255
00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:28,439
I know you know it's hooey,
and I know it's hooey,

256
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:31,271
but maybe we try getting you to the Coo?

257
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:35,357
Just for the sake of winning
and Manchego-ing and dumping Rattleshake?

258
00:11:35,444 --> 00:11:37,824
Let the others buy into
that phony balloon juice.

259
00:11:37,905 --> 00:11:40,985
-I know who I am.
-Dale from Accounting!

260
00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:42,905
Who we've never met before!

261
00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:45,663
And feel no connection to whatsoever!

262
00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:48,745
[whistle trills]

263
00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:53,251
-[Rattleshake] Get tired! Get tired!
-[rattle shaking]

264
00:11:53,337 --> 00:11:56,967
-Get tired! Get tired!
-I hate that rattle so much.

265
00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:58,089
[gasps] The rattle!

266
00:11:58,342 --> 00:11:59,892
I know it's loud, but try to focus.

267
00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:02,259
-I've got a napping contest to win.
-You don't have to!

268
00:12:02,346 --> 00:12:03,596
Forget the Manchego.

269
00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:05,931
All we have to do
is steal her precious rattle

270
00:12:06,016 --> 00:12:08,726
and threaten to destroy it
unless she steps down as CEO

271
00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:10,561
and goes back out on the road!

272
00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:11,896
You won't have to win anything!

273
00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:14,686
Despacio, pantera. Sounds risky.

274
00:12:14,775 --> 00:12:16,435
-How?
-It just does!

275
00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:17,777
I told you, I got this.

276
00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:21,284
[whimpering]

277
00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:23,200
-[Tim giggling]
-[Jimbo whimpering]

278
00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:24,334
[leaves rustle]

279
00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:26,370
-[Tim giggles] Toy!
-[Jimbo yelps]

280
00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:29,174
-You're not a baby! You're a big boy!
-[Tim giggles]

281
00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:30,998
You're a big boy!

282
00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:32,213
[screams]

283
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,550
-[groans]
-What do you need?

284
00:12:34,628 --> 00:12:36,918
Come on, we're falling
further behi-- [gasps]

285
00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:40,466
-[guitar tuning]
-Oh, no. She picked up an acoustic guitar!

286
00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:45,095
You learn a lot out there on the road...
about yourself, about life.

287
00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:48,641
And I put it all into this lullaby I wrote
one night in a boxcar,

288
00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:50,766
about 20 miles east of Durango.

289
00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:55,943
-[playing guitar]
-♪ Shut your sleepy face ♪

290
00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:57,985
-[guitar tuning]
-Hang on, hang on. Key change.

291
00:12:58,068 --> 00:13:02,868
[off-key] ♪ Shut your sleepy face ♪

292
00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:04,327
[playing off-key]

293
00:13:04,408 --> 00:13:06,828
Ha! I messed up.
I'm just gonna start again.

294
00:13:06,994 --> 00:13:09,584
-Figure out the song already!
-Block it out, Boss!

295
00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:11,873
-Try squeezing your stress toy!
-[squeaking]

296
00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:15,087
-I need something stronger.
-I brought your bedtime stories!

297
00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:19,259
"Systems Industry stock gapped down
to its lowest level in a year

298
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:21,470
-after the company issued disappointing--"
-[groaning]

299
00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:23,300
[Rattleshake] ♪ Shut your... ♪

300
00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:24,801
-G'oh! Ah!
-[growling]

301
00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:26,347
I think my git-fiddle's out of tune.

302
00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:28,720
We got "Coos" left and right, BB!

303
00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:31,306
[giggles echoing]

304
00:13:31,393 --> 00:13:32,233
[giggles]

305
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:34,649
[Boss Baby groaning]

306
00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:35,860
Nothing's working!

307
00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:38,571
What is that?

308
00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:40,527
Uh, nothing. Bedtime.

309
00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:42,031
-Shut your sleepy face.
-[grunting]

310
00:13:42,112 --> 00:13:43,742
You stole her rattle?

311
00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,616
After I specifically said not to?

312
00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:48,163
It's just an insurance policy

313
00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:51,834
in case you, uh, can't win or whatever.

314
00:13:52,289 --> 00:13:53,749
I told you, I got this!

315
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:57,546
And I told you, the whole point of this
is to get that nightmare baby

316
00:13:57,628 --> 00:13:59,258
-out of power and--
-[guitar plays]

317
00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:01,878
[Rattleshake] Weird!
I was nailing this yesterday.

318
00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:06,596
-♪ Shut... ♪
-[growling, screams]

319
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:10,889
I am losing my pancake-flippin' mind
with this baby!

320
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:12,975
Keep trying to win
if that's what you want,

321
00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:15,690
but I am taking her down now!

322
00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:17,818
[playing off-key]

323
00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:20,611
[Staci] Hey, Rattleshake!

324
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:23,283
-Huh?
-You like sales so much?

325
00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:27,911
Well, hit the road, baby,
or your little rattle gets pulverized!

326
00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:30,410
Wha--? Oh, wh-where's my rattle?

327
00:14:30,494 --> 00:14:32,624
Guys, guys, guys, where's my rattle?

328
00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:36,540
I got your rattle right here!

329
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:37,959
[stammering]

330
00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:39,093
Hang on.

331
00:14:39,169 --> 00:14:41,589
Right here! Huh?

332
00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:44,006
-[toys squeak]
-[gasps]

333
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:48,800
[whispers] Sorry.

334
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:50,218
[grunts]

335
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:54,019
Oh, look! I found the CEO's rattle!

336
00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:55,056
Danke, Dale!

337
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:58,524
See me later for a handshake
that'll numb your paw for a week.

338
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,608
-Did you and Dale plan that?
-Ah!

339
00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:04,151
[laughs] Babies pay good money
to get their adrenaline goosed that hard!

340
00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:05,736
Looks like I owe you one.

341
00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:08,411
-[shouts] Coo!
-[screaming]

342
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:15,538
[mock snoring]

343
00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:17,963
D'oh! Ow! Oh.

344
00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:19,378
[dramatic yawn]

345
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:21,627
Whoa, good nap!

346
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:23,882
Probably shooting
up that leaderboard. [chuckles]

347
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:29,008
Ah! Well, I'll get them on the next event.

348
00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:33,058
I would have had her back on the road
if you didn't stop me!

349
00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:35,139
Why are you being such a doodybutt?

350
00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,654
Don't worry, I will claim that rattle,

351
00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:40,358
we'll do the Manchego,
and everything will be great!

352
00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:44,652
Ugh! Are you seriously just trying
to win that stupid trophy?

353
00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:47,200
-No!
-Because that's sure what it looks like!

354
00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:48,946
I told you, I got this!

355
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:51,991
And I don't like repeating myself.
It's why I never order couscous.

356
00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:55,079
You keep saying you got this,
but you don't!

357
00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:57,162
You don't got this!

358
00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:59,171
But I need this!

359
00:16:02,419 --> 00:16:04,209
Hey, Dale from Accounting!

360
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:06,046
Tough luck on the napping comp.

361
00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:07,801
You win some, you lose some.

362
00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:10,683
Well, in your case,
you lose 'em all. [laughs]

363
00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:12,301
[shouts]

364
00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:13,218
G'oh!

365
00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:15,392
I used to be the boss.

366
00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:17,019
Everybody knew my name.

367
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:20,191
But now... [sighs] I'm just a Dale.

368
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,363
They fired me, Stace.

369
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:25,728
I've got to fight for every crumb
of respect I can get.

370
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:28,278
Even you think I can't win anymore.

371
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:30,411
You can't win.

372
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,159
Uh, why would you verbalize that?

373
00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:33,406
Oh, sorry.

374
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,292
You can't win.

375
00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:37,119
I'm too distraught for subtext right now.

376
00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:38,624
By yourself.

377
00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:41,539
Now let's go score your doodybutt
a trophy, huh?

378
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:43,751
Manchego!

379
00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:45,091
What's the next event?

380
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:48,759
[Rattleshake] ♪ Cuddle time! ♪

381
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:51,468
Final event: The Endurance Cuddle!

382
00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:52,757
Um...

383
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:56,387
-Hop on that bear and hold on.
-[whimpers, yelps]

384
00:16:56,765 --> 00:16:58,015
No feet on the ground.

385
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:01,516
Maintain cuddle contact at all times.

386
00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:05,193
The longer you cudd,
the more points you get.

387
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:08,244
So even the babies at the bottom
still have a shot at winning this!

388
00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:10,242
Looking at you, Dale! [laughs]

389
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:11,244
[babies giggling]

390
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:13,447
Yes, looking at me. Thank you.

391
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,332
How long do I have to hang on to catch up?

392
00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:16,289
Uh, let's see. Uh...

393
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:19,196
Thirty-seven minutes longer
than anybody else.

394
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:20,712
[sighs]

395
00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:23,289
Hey, we got this.

396
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:24,205
[monitor chirps]

397
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:27,593
Yo, Jimbo!
Time to slice this Manchego!

398
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:32,007
[whimpers] There might...
be a wee, small... problem.

399
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:33,553
[giggling]

400
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:36,555
Eat it for breakfast.
We need the team back now!

401
00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:38,718
[munching]

402
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:42,137
-No! Boss and Staci need big-kid Tim back.
-[Tim cooing]

403
00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:43,897
Big kids don't eat their toes!

404
00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:47,109
Big kids do big-kid stuff like,
I don't know,

405
00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:49,691
insurance underwriting or homework?

406
00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:52,065
No stupid homework on Saturday!

407
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:53,244
[munching]

408
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:54,780
You spoke big kid!

409
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:58,485
And right after I said home-- whoa!

410
00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:00,577
[babies grunting]

411
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,753
Finland!

412
00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:07,665
-[gasps]
-[thuds]

413
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:09,876
Ouch!

414
00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:12,133
Give that maniac extra points
for somehow landing

415
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:14,886
on her face and badunkadunk
at the same time.

416
00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:21,175
[straining]

417
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:23,311
-[grunts]
-Wah!

418
00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:24,443
-Jimbo!
-[Jimbo grunts]

419
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:25,400
Huh?

420
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:27,310
[both shouting]

421
00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:29,067
[Tim groaning like baby]

422
00:18:29,149 --> 00:18:30,439
Yeehaw!

423
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:31,986
We're coming, Boss!

424
00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:35,359
"Monique ate six slices of pizza.
Each slice had six pepperonis.

425
00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:37,117
How many pepperonis did Monique eat?"

426
00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:41,657
No homework... Saturday.

427
00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:43,115
I said how many pepperonis?

428
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:46,539
Thirty-six pepperoni.

429
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,835
Jimbo, keep going! It's working!

430
00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:50,384
"What is the capital of Nevada?"

431
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:52,552
Carson City.

432
00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:54,344
[Jimbo] "What are female peacocks called?"

433
00:18:54,424 --> 00:18:57,394
-[Tim grunts] Peahens!
-[gasps]

434
00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:59,559
-You're sliding! [laughs]
-[Boss Baby straining]

435
00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:00,638
You're losing it!

436
00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:02,182
You're such a Dale!

437
00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:06,943
I am no Dale!

438
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:09,820
We need more homework!
Ask him another question!

439
00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:11,688
-[Boss Baby] Ah! Jimbo!
-[Tim groaning]

440
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:15,399
Uh, there's supposed to be
four, um, apples in the team.

441
00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:17,317
If Boss Baby is one apple,

442
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:20,406
then how many, uh, apples,
uh, does Boss Baby need?

443
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:23,042
Three... of... us.

444
00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:24,123
Ah!

445
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,581
Because we're a four-apple team!

446
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:30,626
Hey! Did you just make me
do homework on Saturday?

447
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:31,671
[growls]

448
00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:34,303
[sighs] Thanks for the assist,
Temple-- Tall Baby.

449
00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:36,801
[Chip] I wish I had a pit crew!

450
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:38,089
[grunts]

451
00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:41,309
Think you can hold out
for another 37 minutes?

452
00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:42,218
Are you kidding?

453
00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:44,726
You're, like, 20 pounds of baby
on my head!

454
00:19:44,808 --> 00:19:45,638
[gasps]

455
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:50,273
Go! I can hang on long enough.

456
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:52,265
Staci, get in the bouncy chair!

457
00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:57,780
-[rubber creaking]
-[Tim grunting]

458
00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:58,863
[straining]

459
00:19:58,947 --> 00:20:00,697
Tall Baby, fire!

460
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:04,042
-Heeyah-chah!
-Oh!

461
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,870
-[Jimbo] Hi!
-[Boss Baby grunts]

462
00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:13,092
[Tim grunts]

463
00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:14,763
[giggle echoes]

464
00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:23,006
♪ Coffee break!
Coffee break! ♪

465
00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:24,766
♪ Coffee break! ♪

466
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,944
-Ah!
-Oh, good, you're still alive.

467
00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:29,598
What? How long was I cooing?

468
00:20:29,686 --> 00:20:30,846
Two and a half hours.

469
00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:33,608
-[bell ringing]
-[babies cheering]

470
00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:36,150
Dale's a winner! Just like that one guy!

471
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:39,528
You know, that respectable baby,
used to work here, was boss of something?

472
00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:41,663
What was his name? Eh, brain fart.

473
00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:44,332
Honor! Prestige! Coo!

474
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:46,576
Behold, the Golden Rattle!

475
00:20:47,537 --> 00:20:51,377
Five seconds to pull
the Big Manchego, starting... now.

476
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:53,418
-[Rattleshake] The Coo chooses...
-Five, four...

477
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:55,002
-...and the Coo never lies.
-Three...

478
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,957
-So I am stoked beyond stoking...
-...two...

479
00:20:57,047 --> 00:21:00,177
-One!
-...to present this Golden Rattle to...

480
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,893
everybody!

481
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:03,925
What?

482
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:08,806
You're all winners at being a baby!

483
00:21:08,892 --> 00:21:10,692
-[laughing]
-[button squeaks]

484
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:13,519
[babies screaming]

485
00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:18,194
-[crying]
-[Rattleshake] Yeah! [laughing]

486
00:21:20,153 --> 00:21:21,203
Zero?

487
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,530
Aw, it's zero, buddy.

488
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,737
Ugh! Stuck with Rattleshake.

489
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:30,583
I can't believe I did
my stupid weekend homework.

490
00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:33,134
Participation trophy? [mock gags]

491
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:36,998
-At least we failed together!
-Yeah, cool.

492
00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:39,507
-[zaps]
-Double B, how you been?

493
00:21:40,340 --> 00:21:42,220
-Thank you!
-[chuckles]

494
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:44,801
All right, Beebs,
I got some business here.

495
00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:47,176
Okay. Thank you. Okay, okay, okay.

496
00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:48,974
-[grunts]
-Thank you. Good to see you, too.

497
00:21:49,057 --> 00:21:50,517
Yo, Rattleshake CEO!

498
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,810
Did you spend
the entire year's staple budget?

499
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:54,350
Yeah!

500
00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:57,358
How else was I gonna bulk order
all those sweet Golden Rattles?

501
00:21:57,607 --> 00:22:01,697
[laughs] And how often do people
actually use... [scoffs] staples?

502
00:22:01,778 --> 00:22:04,528
[announcer] A message
from the board of directors.

503
00:22:04,614 --> 00:22:08,794
Rattleshake CEO Baby, you're fired.

504
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:10,119
[gasps]

505
00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:12,542
Hi. Buddy from HR.

506
00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:15,826
Just got some friendly termination papers
for you to sign.

507
00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:18,957
-Here and here and...
-[wind whistling]

508
00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:23,087
-I would've stapled them, but...
-[rattles clanking]

509
00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:26,723
She's really, truly, really fired?

510
00:22:26,803 --> 00:22:28,013
[giggle echoes]

511
00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:34,265
[people screaming]

512
00:22:34,352 --> 00:22:37,692
♪ Bag of snakes! Bag of snakes! ♪

513
00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:39,233
-♪ Bag of snakes! ♪
-[hisses]

514
00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:42,283
Ah! Now, that's my Coo.

515
00:22:43,361 --> 00:22:45,781
[theme music playing]

516
00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:07,013
♪ Boss Baby ♪