1 00:00:13,430 --> 00:00:15,060 -[boy grunts] -[phone dings] 2 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:16,600 Hold all my calls. 3 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:19,770 -[giggling] -[lullaby plays] 4 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:21,443 ♪ Boss Baby ♪ 5 00:00:21,521 --> 00:00:25,481 ♪ I'm the Boss, Boss Baby, boss, boss Boss Baby, boss, boss ♪ 6 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:28,027 ♪ Watch a itty-bitty kid get large ♪ 7 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:30,701 ♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪ 8 00:00:30,780 --> 00:00:33,160 ♪ Stroller rolling Up and down the boulevard ♪ 9 00:00:33,491 --> 00:00:35,741 ♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪ 10 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:38,961 ♪ I run this house, I rule this crib ♪ 11 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:41,669 ♪ Change my diaper, son Where's my bib? ♪ 12 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:44,420 ♪ Don't pacify You just got to pay me ♪ 13 00:00:44,502 --> 00:00:46,962 -♪ Who's in charge? ♪ -♪ Me, the Boss Baby ♪ 14 00:00:48,923 --> 00:00:51,933 I suppose I thrive in a world of predictability, you know? 15 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:53,890 With this playgroup, it-it's fun. 16 00:00:53,970 --> 00:00:56,390 They're good kids, but everything's chaos. 17 00:00:56,473 --> 00:00:58,103 It throws me off my game. 18 00:00:58,183 --> 00:01:01,643 Up is white, black is down, one plus one equals Saginaw, Michigan. 19 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:03,348 [Tim] Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 20 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:06,358 I know how to lead, but do I know how to lead them? 21 00:01:06,441 --> 00:01:08,901 And if I did, wouldn't I be back at Baby Corp by now? 22 00:01:08,985 --> 00:01:09,815 Mm-hmm. 23 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:12,360 -Are you even paying attention? -Mm-hmm. 24 00:01:12,447 --> 00:01:15,367 I'm going through an existential crisis, Templeton! 25 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:17,830 -Do you know what that means? -Mm-hmm. 26 00:01:18,453 --> 00:01:20,163 -Poop. -[laughs] Poop. 27 00:01:20,413 --> 00:01:22,083 [sighs] What are you so focused on 28 00:01:22,165 --> 00:01:24,455 that you can't help me ponder my place on this planet? 29 00:01:25,251 --> 00:01:27,921 -Blueprints for an invention? -Hey, I'm not done! 30 00:01:28,004 --> 00:01:30,134 -Ah! -A flying bed! Nacho toothpaste! 31 00:01:30,215 --> 00:01:32,425 No, it's something dumb for school. Aah! 32 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:35,049 -No! When it's done, I'll show you, okay? -Not okay! 33 00:01:35,136 --> 00:01:37,216 -Baby wanna know now! -S-Stop it! 34 00:01:37,555 --> 00:01:40,765 I can't. I haven't developed coping strategies for my impulsivity! 35 00:01:40,850 --> 00:01:41,940 -It's not ready! -Give me! 36 00:01:42,018 --> 00:01:44,098 [both shouting, grunting] 37 00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:47,067 -What do we have here? -I said it's not done. Give it! 38 00:01:47,315 --> 00:01:49,395 -Ah, the solar system. -Hey! 39 00:01:49,901 --> 00:01:52,531 Very impressive-- the scale, the color coordination, 40 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:55,372 the... [gasps] organization! 41 00:01:57,283 --> 00:02:00,043 Are you about to cry over the solar system? 42 00:02:01,246 --> 00:02:03,366 -[gasps] -You heliocentric genius! 43 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:05,576 You just solved my existential crisis! 44 00:02:05,750 --> 00:02:06,790 -Mwah! -Ew! 45 00:02:06,876 --> 00:02:09,416 Solved your what-- Hey, what the heck are you doing? 46 00:02:09,504 --> 00:02:12,134 That's a school project! It's due tomorrow! 47 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:14,546 It's not me, it's them. 48 00:02:14,634 --> 00:02:17,394 They need a leadership model even babies can understand, 49 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:19,510 like this crude depiction of the solar system. 50 00:02:19,681 --> 00:02:22,271 Structure, workflow, chain of command. 51 00:02:22,350 --> 00:02:25,020 Bright colors for baby attention grabbing. We need... 52 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:26,898 An org chart... 53 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:32,107 aka organizational chart, aka the Cleopatra of task allocation. 54 00:02:32,193 --> 00:02:33,073 [purrs] 55 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:35,703 Let's spin this up and take a ride! Whoo! 56 00:02:36,364 --> 00:02:39,244 As I will continue to handle the lion's share of strategic planning, 57 00:02:39,325 --> 00:02:42,195 I have assumed the role of leader/president/CEO, 58 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:43,907 backslash president is fine for now. 59 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:46,367 -Agreed? -[babbling] 60 00:02:46,624 --> 00:02:48,384 Great! Working our way down. 61 00:02:48,459 --> 00:02:50,459 Jarreau, good looks, charisma. 62 00:02:50,545 --> 00:02:51,955 You're on public relations. 63 00:02:53,798 --> 00:02:56,298 Mega Fat, you cover HR and wellness. 64 00:02:56,509 --> 00:02:59,299 -Dakota will run acquisitions. -Mine! 65 00:03:00,555 --> 00:03:02,805 Quiet Psycho will be in-house legal rep. 66 00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:06,231 I want that face staring across the table in every deposition. 67 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:09,612 -Shover handles security. -[yelps] 68 00:03:10,106 --> 00:03:11,896 Sticky Fingers, office supplies. 69 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:13,282 [coos] 70 00:03:13,359 --> 00:03:16,069 Finally, we have Scooter Buskie. This was tough. 71 00:03:16,571 --> 00:03:20,621 How do you categorize someone whose very essence is his indefinability? 72 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:22,580 Short answer: you don't. 73 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:26,331 You let them be... miscellaneous! Questions? 74 00:03:26,664 --> 00:03:28,254 [babbling] 75 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:30,133 Uh, the-- the org chart doesn't come in pink. 76 00:03:30,418 --> 00:03:32,048 [babbling] 77 00:03:32,128 --> 00:03:35,298 -Because I didn't make it in pink! -Let HR handle this. 78 00:03:35,798 --> 00:03:38,178 All in favor of making the org chart pink? 79 00:03:38,593 --> 00:03:40,933 -[babies squeal] -It's never going to be pink! 80 00:03:41,012 --> 00:03:44,352 [inhales] What's most important is that I am in charge 81 00:03:44,432 --> 00:03:49,022 because I am at the top of the org chart, so whatever it takes to make that sink in. 82 00:03:49,103 --> 00:03:50,523 -[door slides open] -[gasps] 83 00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:52,355 [Marsha] Everybody, look at me! 84 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:55,534 Breaking news: the perks of being in a playgroup 85 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:58,360 with yours truly just got perkier. 86 00:03:58,446 --> 00:04:01,616 You're finally going to confess that all TV weather reports are made up? 87 00:04:01,699 --> 00:04:03,119 I just-- Eh, what? 88 00:04:03,201 --> 00:04:07,251 My father taught me "Never trust anything you can't touch." 89 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:08,370 Well, he sounds fun. 90 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:11,415 No, ma'am. Fun is another thing you cannot touch. 91 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:13,671 Well, tell him to touch this! 92 00:04:13,962 --> 00:04:16,842 I just got off the phone with my friends at Bubbeezee, 93 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:20,513 and guess who they want to photograph for their product catalog. 94 00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:22,393 -Our babies! -[excited chatter] 95 00:04:22,470 --> 00:04:24,220 Product catalog photo shoot? 96 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:28,851 It's like I come up with this org chart, and everything falls into place! 97 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:31,555 Just picture it: a widely circulated mailer 98 00:04:31,771 --> 00:04:34,401 filled with all these adorable mugs. 99 00:04:34,482 --> 00:04:36,822 Oh! It's a baby love jack pot! 100 00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:38,945 My ticket back to the big leagues! 101 00:04:39,028 --> 00:04:41,948 And if we get the cover? Oh! 102 00:04:42,031 --> 00:04:44,911 -Oh, man! Would you take a look at that? -Look at that cute baby! 103 00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:47,663 -[applause] -World's cutest? Oh, I don't know, Jack. 104 00:04:47,745 --> 00:04:51,325 All babies are cute. I just happen to be on a catalog cover. 105 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:53,921 -What's your secret? -Two words. 106 00:04:54,002 --> 00:04:55,092 [coos] 107 00:04:55,461 --> 00:04:57,511 [audience] Aw! 108 00:05:05,221 --> 00:05:07,181 [Mega Fat] Hello? Uh, Boss Baby? 109 00:05:07,598 --> 00:05:10,058 Will you please tell me what would happen if we get the cover? 110 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:10,983 You'll see. 111 00:05:11,227 --> 00:05:13,147 Oh, they'll all see. 112 00:05:15,898 --> 00:05:16,978 The mission is simple. 113 00:05:17,066 --> 00:05:19,736 Adorable the baby snot out of this photo shoot. 114 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:22,909 You might not know this, but, uh, heh, I actually got my start 115 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:24,819 in posters and greeting cards at Baby Corp. 116 00:05:24,907 --> 00:05:25,827 I knew that! 117 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:28,946 I know exactly what these marketing hyenas expect, 118 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:33,417 so follow my lead and let the org chart guide us to baby love glory! 119 00:05:33,499 --> 00:05:34,499 Hyah! 120 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:41,507 People, pupils up, retinas down, eyes forward. 121 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:42,681 I am... 122 00:05:43,593 --> 00:05:44,803 Travis Le Duque. 123 00:05:45,136 --> 00:05:46,676 [groans] 124 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:49,273 Looks like we're dealing with an "artist." 125 00:05:49,348 --> 00:05:51,138 I really love what you do. 126 00:05:51,309 --> 00:05:53,639 -Your favorite work of mine, go. -[Mrs. Buskie] Oh! 127 00:05:53,853 --> 00:05:57,153 [stammering] Well, I was talking about photography in general. 128 00:05:57,231 --> 00:05:59,781 Have you done something I might have seen? 129 00:05:59,859 --> 00:06:00,899 Well, that depends. 130 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:03,154 Do you ever use coupons? 131 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:05,158 Twenty-five cents off pudding mix. 132 00:06:05,239 --> 00:06:08,079 Buy one, get one at Fatso Phantom's Ghostburger To Go. 133 00:06:08,159 --> 00:06:10,869 Anybody here remember Mulch International's 134 00:06:10,953 --> 00:06:13,413 autumn envelope stuffer with the cheetahs? 135 00:06:13,539 --> 00:06:15,959 Oh, yes! I shot that, too. 136 00:06:16,459 --> 00:06:18,709 -[all gasping] -Such a savings! 137 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:19,625 I take it back. 138 00:06:20,296 --> 00:06:24,216 He sold his artist's soul for crass commerce, and I dig that! 139 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:26,090 What are we waiting for? 140 00:06:26,177 --> 00:06:30,677 My camera is flypaper upon which we will trap this infestation of cute! 141 00:06:30,765 --> 00:06:32,305 [dramatic breath, snaps fingers] 142 00:06:32,433 --> 00:06:33,853 [gasping] 143 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:39,613 [babies cooing] 144 00:06:39,774 --> 00:06:41,904 I prefer my grown-ups no-nonsense, 145 00:06:41,984 --> 00:06:45,244 but this Travis is all-nonsense, and I fully approve. 146 00:06:45,321 --> 00:06:46,531 Remember the org chart. 147 00:06:46,614 --> 00:06:49,374 Keep the runway clear and I'll take the lead. 148 00:06:49,909 --> 00:06:52,699 [camera shutter clicking] 149 00:06:55,039 --> 00:06:55,919 [coos] 150 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:00,088 [giggling, babbling] 151 00:07:00,169 --> 00:07:03,049 Yes, I love it. I hate it! I wanna marry it and never see it again. 152 00:07:03,714 --> 00:07:04,884 [whispers indistinctly] 153 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:11,893 Well, you certainly have the spark, but do you have the fire? 154 00:07:11,973 --> 00:07:14,433 -[giggling] -Yes? Now give me more and less. 155 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:16,307 [cooing] 156 00:07:17,645 --> 00:07:19,515 [Travis] Look at the camera. Don't look! 157 00:07:19,605 --> 00:07:22,855 Look at me, but also away! What are you looking at? 158 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:26,612 Use your body to define the word "definition." 159 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:29,066 [grunting] 160 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:30,317 [camera shutter clicks] 161 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:34,577 [sighs] I am bored of being bored by you. 162 00:07:35,079 --> 00:07:36,289 -[grunts] -[coos] 163 00:07:37,206 --> 00:07:38,036 [gasps] 164 00:07:38,374 --> 00:07:39,834 -[laughing] -[lens whirs] 165 00:07:40,042 --> 00:07:40,882 You! 166 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:46,554 You are the personification of perfection! 167 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:48,336 What? Buskie? 168 00:07:48,426 --> 00:07:50,966 He is the personification of lawless bedlam! 169 00:07:51,262 --> 00:07:52,262 [Scooter cooing] 170 00:07:52,346 --> 00:07:55,216 [Travis] I don't deserve your greatness. 171 00:07:55,516 --> 00:07:56,766 You are my new cheetah. 172 00:07:57,268 --> 00:08:00,648 Oh! So jealous Scooter gets to hang with Trav. 173 00:08:01,439 --> 00:08:03,899 Oh, I see you are jealous, too! 174 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:05,443 -[starts] -Or-- Or maybe it's envy. 175 00:08:05,526 --> 00:08:07,276 -Wait-- Yeah, I-- -I always confuse those. 176 00:08:07,361 --> 00:08:09,951 Can you please define the word "envy" with your body? 177 00:08:10,239 --> 00:08:12,159 Aah! [groans] 178 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:13,452 [Mrs. Buskie] Oh! 179 00:08:13,534 --> 00:08:16,584 My little Scooter's a star! [laughing] 180 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:19,793 That came straight from my friends at Bubbeezee. 181 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:22,999 Now, it's just a mockup, but the catalog prints tomorrow, 182 00:08:23,085 --> 00:08:24,625 and that is your cover. 183 00:08:24,712 --> 00:08:27,092 [squeals] I feel like celebrating! 184 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:29,128 -I'm gonna make fudge! -[excited chatter] 185 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:31,757 -Now it's a party! -Mama does love the fudge. 186 00:08:34,722 --> 00:08:37,522 Hooraysies! Mission accomplished, right? 187 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,980 Now will you tell me what will happen with baby love 188 00:08:40,061 --> 00:08:41,901 since we got the cover, Boss Baby? 189 00:08:41,979 --> 00:08:43,899 [sighs] Let the initial shock pass. 190 00:08:43,981 --> 00:08:44,821 Focus. 191 00:08:44,899 --> 00:08:47,989 Pros and cons of the world's worst baby on the cover of a major-- 192 00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:49,989 -[clanging] -[grunting] 193 00:08:50,071 --> 00:08:51,321 Not now, Buskie, please. 194 00:08:51,989 --> 00:08:55,159 [sighs] Pros: we did get a baby on the cover. 195 00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:56,663 Should be good for baby love. 196 00:08:56,744 --> 00:08:58,834 -Cons-- Scooter, please! I am-- -[clanging, grunting] 197 00:08:58,913 --> 00:09:00,833 [babbling, giggling] 198 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:05,093 May I ask you a tiny HR something-something? 199 00:09:05,169 --> 00:09:06,999 Now that Scooter Buskie is so popular, 200 00:09:07,296 --> 00:09:10,296 do we move him up only a few spots on the org chart 201 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:12,013 or all the way to head honcho? 202 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:13,388 We move nothing! 203 00:09:13,594 --> 00:09:15,434 So what if Scooter got the cover page? 204 00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:17,063 I'm still this team's leader. 205 00:09:17,139 --> 00:09:20,179 I think maybe the playgroup begs, perhaps, to differ. 206 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:23,728 -[babies giggling] -[Boss gasps] 207 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:28,856 [giggling] 208 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:30,443 Ha, aren't rocks fun? 209 00:09:30,528 --> 00:09:32,488 Listen, Scoot-Scoot. Can I call you Scoot-Scoot? 210 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:36,202 I'm concerned this cover photo is creating some leadership confusion. 211 00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:40,081 Now, I'm sure you don't want a bunch of babies copycatting you 212 00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:41,831 just as much as I don't want to waste 213 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:44,794 all the effort I've put into training this new field team, 214 00:09:44,875 --> 00:09:49,125 so let's remind the babies I'm still top of the org chart, m-kay? 215 00:09:49,213 --> 00:09:50,383 [giggles, grunts] 216 00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:52,375 What do you mean "it's funny"? 217 00:09:52,466 --> 00:09:54,676 -This is not funny! -[grunting] 218 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:56,800 [babies grunting] 219 00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:59,393 Scooter Buskie, leader of babies? 220 00:09:59,765 --> 00:10:01,635 We're off the edge of the map now. 221 00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:05,265 [babbling, giggling] 222 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:07,269 [parents gasp] 223 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:10,402 [slurping] 224 00:10:10,484 --> 00:10:12,154 -[burps, giggling] -[gasps] 225 00:10:12,361 --> 00:10:13,901 -[man] Jarreau, no! -[woman] Watch out! 226 00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:17,528 [all shouting] 227 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:20,037 [giggling, grunting] 228 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:22,039 -[banging] -[growls] 229 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:23,541 Dang babies! 230 00:10:23,664 --> 00:10:25,584 -Can't a man read a paper? -[woman 2] Knock it off! 231 00:10:25,666 --> 00:10:28,126 [woman 3] What is wrong with these babies? 232 00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:32,376 You still haven't told me what happens when we have a baby on the catalog cover. 233 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:36,215 Is the plan that everybody hates babies and Baby Corp hates you? 234 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:40,102 Because if so, as your HR rep and spirit guide to better living, 235 00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:41,141 great job! 236 00:10:41,265 --> 00:10:42,555 Catalog hasn't printed yet! 237 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:44,977 We can stop the spread of toxic Buskie-ism 238 00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:47,151 while it's still flying under Baby Corp's radar. 239 00:10:47,229 --> 00:10:50,899 -[all screaming] -What the heck just flew into our radar? 240 00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:54,241 Oh, man! It's the doomsday scenario! 241 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,487 We got a small army of Scooter Buskies. 242 00:10:56,572 --> 00:10:58,702 -Did we ever come up with a plan for that? -Sort of. 243 00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:01,663 But I don't think it got any farther than... [screaming] 244 00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:04,464 -We're all going to die! -[screams] 245 00:11:04,538 --> 00:11:05,498 I'm in denial! 246 00:11:05,706 --> 00:11:07,416 ♪ Doopy, dooty, doopity-doo ♪ 247 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,497 ♪ Dooty, dooty, doopity-dah ♪ 248 00:11:10,127 --> 00:11:14,217 Even if we had a plan, we'd need a CEO to sign off on it. 249 00:11:14,298 --> 00:11:16,678 Man, I hope we get a smart one this time. 250 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:19,219 Hey, guys. Buddy from HR. 251 00:11:19,303 --> 00:11:21,643 How's everybody doing? Tell me later, m-kay? 252 00:11:21,722 --> 00:11:25,312 Because right now, I want you to welcome our new CEO... 253 00:11:25,684 --> 00:11:28,064 Board Baby Emiliano... 254 00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:30,819 The chair of the board is our CEO? 255 00:11:30,898 --> 00:11:35,028 -Only the smartest of the smart! -A savior sent from Mount Olympus! 256 00:11:35,319 --> 00:11:40,279 ...'s twin brother, Hermano Menor CEO Baby. 257 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:43,286 -[chiming] -[screaming] 258 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:46,998 It's making alarm flashes! Is there a fire? 259 00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:50,211 -Is a baby on fire? Are we on fire? -Aw! 260 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:51,746 [both groan] 261 00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:54,711 When my brother called and said, "Hey, wanna be CEO?" 262 00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:57,087 Maybe he felt sorry for me. I don't know. 263 00:11:57,383 --> 00:12:01,263 I thought it would be a breeze, but this looks really, really hard! 264 00:12:01,345 --> 00:12:02,635 [panting] What do I do? 265 00:12:02,721 --> 00:12:04,061 Chuh! 266 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:05,807 Give orders? 267 00:12:07,017 --> 00:12:10,597 Anybody, get me a glass of water! 268 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:17,147 [groans] 269 00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:20,492 Jimbo and me are what's left of the field team, sir. 270 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:21,873 Permission to deal with this? 271 00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:24,374 Yes! Oh, oh, yes! 272 00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:25,662 [chuckles] Thank you! 273 00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:27,331 Was that the right thing to say? 274 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,503 [muffled screaming] 275 00:12:29,623 --> 00:12:31,673 Scooter Buskie's ruined everything! 276 00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:33,247 Are you even listening? 277 00:12:33,335 --> 00:12:35,745 I have to get the playgroup back. I need your help! 278 00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:36,758 Help yourself. 279 00:12:37,214 --> 00:12:39,054 You pledge the allegiance with that mouth? 280 00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:42,263 You cut up my solar system project to make your dumb orb chart! 281 00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:43,764 Org chart. 282 00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:47,596 Orb, orb, orb, orb, orb, orb. 283 00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:49,225 Huh, touché. 284 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:50,637 I had to start over! 285 00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:53,268 And all I had time to make was the sun and Earth 286 00:12:53,355 --> 00:12:57,065 and a new huge-normous ball I invented called "Planet The Rest of the Planets." 287 00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:58,241 It got an F. 288 00:12:58,319 --> 00:13:00,279 So now I have to do it over again! 289 00:13:00,362 --> 00:13:02,072 A do-over... that's it! 290 00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:05,034 [growls] Did I accidentally help you when I'm mad at you? 291 00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:08,791 This cover photo's the reason I'm in this Scooter Buskie nightmare. 292 00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:13,041 But if I get Bubbeezee to redo the shoot with the right cover baby, 293 00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:14,752 I go back to being in charge, 294 00:13:14,835 --> 00:13:17,835 ending the reign of Scooter and restoring baby love! 295 00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:20,507 What makes you think a do-over would be any different? 296 00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:25,968 Because this time, I'll be trained by Lil' Dumpling Baby Pageant veteran 297 00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:27,972 Tim Templeton. 298 00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:31,562 [growls] You know my secret weakness is giving pageant tips! 299 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:32,484 Fine. 300 00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:35,555 But you gotta help me with the solar system do-over. 301 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:36,898 -Deal! -[whooshes] 302 00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:39,741 Yo, Boss, you got a serious problem with-- 303 00:13:39,818 --> 00:13:42,818 I know, I know. Scooter Buskie is leading a cult of disaster babies. 304 00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:44,865 My bad. I have a plan and you're recruited. 305 00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:47,029 Congratulations. Thank you for your service. 306 00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:47,947 [gasps] 307 00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:49,245 -Cool. -Hold on. 308 00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:53,001 Even if you're able to master a pinky's worth of my pageant skills, 309 00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:54,922 why would Bubbeezee agree to a reshoot? 310 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,090 They have their cover. 311 00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:58,665 Have you seen the look Scooter's giving? 312 00:13:58,754 --> 00:14:00,884 You know that in Brazil, that one-toothed smile 313 00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,715 means a very offensive no-no word. 314 00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:04,433 -Which one? -[whispers indistinctly] 315 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,100 [yelps, grunts] 316 00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:07,678 Easy, big guy. 317 00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:11,483 That smile doesn't really mean anything, here or in Brazil. 318 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,639 It's cheap, phony gossip I made up. 319 00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:16,022 But if we get enough people to believe it's true... 320 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,605 Bubbeezee will have to redo the shoot! 321 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:21,941 Let's spread nasty rumors and take modeling photos. Yay! 322 00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:25,067 ♪ We can't stop, we won't stop ♪ 323 00:14:25,155 --> 00:14:28,115 ♪ Till we get to the top ♪ 324 00:14:28,492 --> 00:14:31,702 ♪ So we climb and crawl, then we do it ♪ 325 00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:35,208 ♪ We get to the top ♪ 326 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:36,961 ♪ We're at the top ♪ 327 00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:41,882 ♪ But then it feels like Maybe there's more to go ♪ 328 00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:45,092 ♪ Like there's a top on top of this top ♪ 329 00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:49,183 ♪ So we try to climb and we try to crawl ♪ 330 00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:52,023 ♪ But there's nowhere left to go ♪ 331 00:14:52,766 --> 00:14:55,266 ♪ So maybe we're at the top ♪ 332 00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:59,225 ♪ And that feeling before When we thought there was more ♪ 333 00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:02,475 ♪ Was something else Like hunger or thirst ♪ 334 00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:06,566 ♪ Which makes sense Because we use a lot... ♪ 335 00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:09,445 ♪ Of energy ♪ [echoes] 336 00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:17,075 ♪ To get to the top ♪ 337 00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:21,252 Why do I feel like we're completely ignoring my solar system? 338 00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:24,511 Not gonna lie. Completely forgot about that. 339 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:25,970 All hands on deck! 340 00:15:26,383 --> 00:15:29,553 -The universe is cool! -The universe is big! 341 00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:32,557 The universe makes me question my own existence. 342 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,892 And I have an answer! My existence is fun! 343 00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:37,976 ♪ Doopy, dooty, doopity-doo ♪ 344 00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:40,112 ♪ Dooty, dooty, doopity-dah ♪ 345 00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:41,399 Project's ready. 346 00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:43,072 So's this project. 347 00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:47,356 [babies cheering] 348 00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:50,451 Scooter Buskie does not speak for this town! 349 00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:52,702 I do! And I love Brazil. 350 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:57,035 And I love the large number of voters in this town with Brazilian heritage. 351 00:15:57,122 --> 00:16:00,502 -Now, who wants homemade coxinhas? -[babbling] 352 00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:02,134 [giggling] 353 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:03,211 -Aah! -Oh! 354 00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:04,594 Bubbeezee called. 355 00:16:04,838 --> 00:16:06,508 They want a reshoot. 356 00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:07,931 Yes! 357 00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:11,724 Oh, Mr. Le Duque, I'm mortified! 358 00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:16,392 He must have learned that smile from inappropriate television shows. 359 00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:19,845 Apologies are like pygmy marmosets. 360 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:25,938 Are-- Are you just not going to explain what that-- 361 00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:28,276 Please enjoy snacks, go away, I'm making corporate art. 362 00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:29,905 -What? -Is it all you can eat? 363 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,239 -O-Okay, yeah. -Oh! 364 00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:37,909 Your face is a beautiful weapon. 365 00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:40,205 I was wrong to ever unsheathe it. 366 00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:43,840 Get out of my spotlight, exquisite monster. 367 00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:45,049 What's that? 368 00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:47,589 Time for an upper management paradigm shift? 369 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,173 Don't mind if I do. 370 00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:51,798 [Boss yelps] 371 00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:53,216 Huh? Oh! 372 00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:54,643 Again? 373 00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:58,095 Uh, should I be updating this org chart in real time 374 00:16:58,183 --> 00:16:59,603 now that Shover's leading? 375 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,440 Shover is not leading the-- 376 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:02,400 -Oh! -[thuds] 377 00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:05,519 [Travis] Yes, talk to the camera, silently, with words. 378 00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:08,437 [babies giggling, babbling] 379 00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:11,411 Yes! Nature versus nurture! 380 00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,532 Dance like nobody is dancing! 381 00:17:14,616 --> 00:17:15,486 -Ugh! -Ugh! 382 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,831 [babies babbling] 383 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:21,080 Hey, remind me if I ever want to have a baby, to not. 384 00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:23,915 Let's go shopping for wicker furniture instead. 385 00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:26,921 -[chiming] -[screaming] 386 00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:28,424 Oh, I'm sorry! 387 00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:32,885 I'm busting my butt, but I have no idea if I'm busting it the right way! 388 00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:34,678 What is happening down there, BB? 389 00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:37,772 How is Scooter Buskie still running that playgroup? 390 00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:39,638 -[giggles, grunts] -Aah! Ow! 391 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:42,345 He isn't! But his replacement is no improvement. 392 00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:45,607 -[gasps] Oh, my goodness! -Whoa! 393 00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:47,186 My baby! 394 00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:48,904 Back off and keep snacking. 395 00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:53,324 Time is art, and art is money, and money is how I afford my custody lawyer. 396 00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:56,275 Maxine is not getting those cheetahs. 397 00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:58,235 You gotta hurry, man! 398 00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:00,197 Things are getting bad around here. 399 00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:02,917 Sir, it's not the computer that's broken. 400 00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:04,328 -Drop the screwdriver! -[screams] 401 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:06,916 Jimbo, fire extinguisher! 402 00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:09,802 -I love it! I'm over it. -[babies grunting] 403 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,300 Here we go. 404 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:12,764 Oy vey. 405 00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:15,010 Snacks. Snack-snacks. Snack-snack-snacks. 406 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:16,599 -Well, then... -Okay, well... 407 00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:19,598 -...guess I'll go back to the snack table. -...I could go for a muffin. 408 00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:21,272 [Dakota] Mine! 409 00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:24,814 Was I swapping out lenses? Weird! 410 00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:27,395 Art is such a beguiling mystery. 411 00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:29,904 Hee! [squeals] 412 00:18:34,404 --> 00:18:36,074 [babies laughing] 413 00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:38,655 -Oh, no. Aah! -[Dakota] Mine! 414 00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:42,960 [coos] 415 00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:47,003 [coos, laughs] 416 00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,384 No, no, no, no, no! 417 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,590 Grand larceny is terrible for baby love! 418 00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:52,921 Dakota is not in charge, I am. 419 00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:54,263 Go time! 420 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:56,840 -[squeals] -[Travis] Stop time! 421 00:18:57,177 --> 00:18:58,297 I love you, you're over. 422 00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:01,313 You are a present. Unwrap yourself. 423 00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:02,930 -Don't lose your receipt! -Wait. 424 00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:05,813 You are it, and by "it," I mean bad at it. 425 00:19:06,019 --> 00:19:07,479 Too much! Too little! 426 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,980 Pass a geometry test using only your eyes. 427 00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:12,725 Think of the capital of New Mexico and move it to another state! 428 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,738 I'm hungry, you're thirsty, live! 429 00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:19,027 -Find your truth and lie to it. -[muttering] 430 00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:20,526 Ah! 431 00:19:20,617 --> 00:19:23,367 Imagine a pool, make it smaller, take out the water. 432 00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:25,043 -You have a bowl! -[sighs] Oh! 433 00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,374 [Travis] Babies, take five. 434 00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:29,707 -Emotionally, take ten. -[snoring] 435 00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:32,842 [Mega Fat murmuring] 436 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:39,140 Look at us, desperately trying to impress this coupon peddler. 437 00:19:39,469 --> 00:19:41,509 For what? A chance to feel important? 438 00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:44,137 -To feel in charge? Well, guess what. -[camera shutter clicks] 439 00:19:44,474 --> 00:19:47,234 It doesn't matter how many doe-eyed poses you strike... 440 00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:49,726 or how many Bubbeezee products you cuddle with... 441 00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:51,983 or how many cover pages you get. 442 00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:55,032 In the end, we're nothing more than props, 443 00:19:55,402 --> 00:19:58,282 shiny shills for the real person in charge, 444 00:19:58,363 --> 00:19:59,953 the one who's always been on top. 445 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,332 [snores] Snacks! 446 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,202 Travis Le Duque. 447 00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:07,039 Uh... 448 00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:10,882 Wait, are we taking down Trav? Cool Trav, for realsies? 449 00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:14,714 As long we let Travis call the shots, we'll never be in charge. 450 00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:17,466 And worse, we'll never be a team. 451 00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:18,679 [grunts] 452 00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,639 -Buskie? -[Scooter shrieks] 453 00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:23,219 We don't need a leader. We need to stick together. 454 00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:27,892 So, who feels like impressing me by disappointing me 455 00:20:27,976 --> 00:20:29,596 with how impressive they are? 456 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,612 Very cute... 457 00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:37,945 but this is a catalog shoot, not a prom photo. 458 00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:40,243 [Travis grunting] 459 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,333 [grunting] 460 00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:45,655 This is not my vision! 461 00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:47,253 [Travis grunting] 462 00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:50,039 -[grunting continues] -[babbles, shrieks] 463 00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:53,249 -Aah! -[Scooter babbles, giggles] 464 00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:55,415 Are we in this together or what? 465 00:20:55,879 --> 00:20:59,339 [screaming] 466 00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:03,184 -Well, I guess that's art. -He sort of had it coming. 467 00:21:03,553 --> 00:21:05,603 -Ah, no-- [grunting] -[camera shutter clicks] 468 00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:10,893 [Mrs. Buskie] Tim, this is amazing! 469 00:21:11,144 --> 00:21:14,404 Finally, a solar system I can believe in! 470 00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:17,111 And you did this all by yourself? 471 00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:20,901 -No "comet." -[parents laugh] 472 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,407 Oh, who cares about the catalog? 473 00:21:23,573 --> 00:21:25,583 We'll find some other way to boost baby love. 474 00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:28,157 The important thing is we're a team again. 475 00:21:28,328 --> 00:21:30,118 Go, enjoy the day. 476 00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:32,502 Take all the naps and fill all the diapers. 477 00:21:32,582 --> 00:21:34,382 Tomorrow, we get back to work. 478 00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:36,039 [slurping] 479 00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:39,507 -[babbling] -Yeah, Boss, what is the plan? 480 00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:41,514 "Boss"? 481 00:21:42,175 --> 00:21:44,965 Well, if you need a plan, plan on having no idea 482 00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:47,763 what's gonna happen tomorrow, and plan on winning. 483 00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:50,268 [baby monitor ringing, buzzing] 484 00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:53,939 [ringing, buzzing continue] 485 00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:56,819 You did it, Boss! 486 00:21:57,607 --> 00:21:59,437 [chiming] 487 00:21:59,526 --> 00:22:02,396 [Hermano] My brother just called! He said I did okay! 488 00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:05,987 And I said, "Does this mean we could have Thanksgiving at my place?" 489 00:22:06,074 --> 00:22:07,664 And you know what he said? 490 00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:11,118 Nothing, but that wasn't a no! 491 00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:13,117 Baby love's back to normal, huh? 492 00:22:13,206 --> 00:22:15,036 Higher than normal, actually, 493 00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:18,455 thanks to that brilliant catalog cover you orchestrated. 494 00:22:18,545 --> 00:22:19,835 -What cover? -[Marsha] We did it! 495 00:22:19,921 --> 00:22:23,221 We did it, people! Holy guacamole, we did it! 496 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:26,180 Ha ha! Look at that, advertising in the flesh. 497 00:22:26,261 --> 00:22:27,181 [parents exclaiming] 498 00:22:27,262 --> 00:22:30,812 -[Mayor] Oh, look at that, look at that! -[Boss] They doctored the photo. 499 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:32,676 [Mega Fat] So, what do you think? 500 00:22:33,268 --> 00:22:35,808 I think they're a bunch of sneaky marketing wizards 501 00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:37,146 over at Bubbeezee, 502 00:22:37,230 --> 00:22:41,230 and I'd like find who's at the top of their org chart and shake their hand. 503 00:22:43,361 --> 00:22:45,701 [theme music playing] 504 00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:06,925 ♪ Boss Baby ♪