1 00:00:13,430 --> 00:00:15,060 -[boy grunts] -[phone dings] 2 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:16,600 Hold all my calls. 3 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:19,770 -[giggling] -[lullaby plays] 4 00:00:19,894 --> 00:00:21,484 ♪ Boss Baby ♪ 5 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:25,443 ♪ I'm the Boss, Boss Baby, boss, boss Boss Baby, boss, boss ♪ 6 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:28,065 ♪ Watch a itty-bitty kid get large ♪ 7 00:00:28,153 --> 00:00:30,703 ♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪ 8 00:00:30,780 --> 00:00:33,160 ♪ Stroller rolling Up and down the boulevard ♪ 9 00:00:33,491 --> 00:00:35,741 ♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪ 10 00:00:36,202 --> 00:00:39,082 ♪ I run this house, I rule this crib ♪ 11 00:00:39,164 --> 00:00:41,624 ♪ Change my diaper, son Where's my bib? ♪ 12 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:44,418 ♪ Don't pacify You just got to pay me ♪ 13 00:00:44,502 --> 00:00:46,962 -♪ Who's in charge? ♪ -♪ Me, the Boss Baby ♪ 14 00:00:48,047 --> 00:00:50,047 [mobile whirring] 15 00:00:56,306 --> 00:00:58,846 -Ooh! -Ooh, look, look, look, look, look! 16 00:00:59,225 --> 00:01:02,895 -Oh, wow! -Whoo, boy! Look at this! 17 00:01:02,979 --> 00:01:08,109 -[parents exclaiming] -[Mayor] Whoa-ho-ho, that's nice! 18 00:01:08,193 --> 00:01:09,863 [Marsha] Everything's state-of-the-art, 19 00:01:09,944 --> 00:01:12,704 from safety features like soft-edged tables... 20 00:01:13,239 --> 00:01:15,409 [giggling, grunts] 21 00:01:16,159 --> 00:01:18,789 -...to Santino the Sanitizing Elephant... -[sneezes] 22 00:01:19,162 --> 00:01:20,292 [giggling] 23 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:24,083 ...to Argie the Friendly Cyclops! 24 00:01:24,167 --> 00:01:26,627 He's actually a smell sensor for when it's time to change 25 00:01:26,711 --> 00:01:28,631 those disgusting baby droppings. 26 00:01:28,838 --> 00:01:29,708 Love it! 27 00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:32,343 Oh, I love my new Bubbeezee playroom! 28 00:01:32,425 --> 00:01:33,835 What do you think, Boss Baby? 29 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:37,007 Anything that reduces parental stress is good for baby love. 30 00:01:37,096 --> 00:01:39,636 -[giggles] -Safety, sanitation, edutainment... 31 00:01:39,849 --> 00:01:41,769 Way to cover the bases, Bubbeezee. 32 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:43,437 What are the penguins for? 33 00:01:43,686 --> 00:01:46,106 For waddling around and making me giggle all day. 34 00:01:46,189 --> 00:01:47,399 Oh! [giggling] 35 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:48,652 Oh, look at that! 36 00:01:49,025 --> 00:01:51,275 [softly] Ooh, the penguins are the best part. 37 00:01:51,361 --> 00:01:53,201 They're little security guards. 38 00:01:53,279 --> 00:01:55,489 -Kel, look at your boy over there. -[penguins screeching] 39 00:01:55,573 --> 00:01:57,373 Jarreau, no! Electricity is real! 40 00:01:57,450 --> 00:02:00,750 -[cooing] -[penguins screeching, chirping] 41 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:04,618 Oh, that's what they're for! 42 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:07,838 I'm never a naughty baby, so I wouldn't have known. 43 00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:12,553 Parenting is so easy with Bubbeezee. 44 00:02:13,007 --> 00:02:16,177 But wouldn't it be cheaper just to, you know, watch them? 45 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:19,971 [sucks in breath] Ooh, remind me how your baby broke his arm again, Ted. 46 00:02:20,056 --> 00:02:22,516 Was it from watching him too much? 47 00:02:22,892 --> 00:02:24,022 Uh... 48 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:26,312 Mm, it's all right. Babies wander. 49 00:02:26,396 --> 00:02:29,516 Anytime I turn my back, this little piggy tries to go to market, 50 00:02:29,607 --> 00:02:31,527 if you know what I mean. [laughs] 51 00:02:31,609 --> 00:02:32,819 But no more. 52 00:02:33,111 --> 00:02:34,821 The pièce de résistance. 53 00:02:35,029 --> 00:02:38,619 With these Invisiblocker bracelets, you can rest assured 54 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:42,080 that baby will always stay where baby belongs. 55 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:43,082 Just watch! 56 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:44,163 [squealing] 57 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:47,077 -[Marsha] Baby want a cookie? -[cooing] 58 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:50,420 -[alarm blaring] -[laughing] 59 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:52,263 Oh, gets me every time. 60 00:02:52,338 --> 00:02:54,128 I love falling for that. [grunts] 61 00:02:54,299 --> 00:02:56,889 [Marsha shouting] Just punch in the code to release! 62 00:02:56,968 --> 00:02:59,008 -[alarm stops] -Then grab your baby... 63 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:02,926 put them back in the room, waggle your finger... 64 00:03:04,058 --> 00:03:07,478 and feel good knowing your babies are safer than they'd be 65 00:03:07,562 --> 00:03:09,312 in your droppy arms. 66 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:12,026 Now, cuff up those wrists! [laughs] 67 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:13,775 Just kidding. They love it! 68 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:15,950 -It's like fun jewelry for them. -[growling] 69 00:03:17,238 --> 00:03:21,618 I know it's kind of silly, but if it stops another broken arm... 70 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:23,491 -[bracelet chirps] -[Ted] Cool. 71 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:27,205 You look like a sweet space businessman from the future. 72 00:03:28,249 --> 00:03:29,249 Follow me. 73 00:03:29,334 --> 00:03:32,714 I have the scoop on all the latest Bubbeezee products. 74 00:03:32,795 --> 00:03:33,835 [keypad beeping] 75 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:38,925 Boss Baby, come meet Clangclang the Rhythm Bear-or-Monkey. 76 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:41,800 No one knows what he is, but he's super-fun, most def! 77 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:44,638 -When in baby Rome... -[monitor chiming] 78 00:03:45,016 --> 00:03:45,926 Make it quick, Stace. 79 00:03:46,017 --> 00:03:48,307 You're gonna wanna hear this now, Boss! 80 00:03:48,394 --> 00:03:52,484 You know how bad Hermano Menor CEO Baby's been struggling? 81 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:53,815 [Hermano] What is that? 82 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:56,240 Someone doesn't like a baby? 83 00:03:56,736 --> 00:03:57,776 What are our options? 84 00:03:57,862 --> 00:03:59,362 Do we have options? 85 00:03:59,572 --> 00:04:02,782 Staci! Tell me Boss Baby is coming in for that interview! 86 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:04,699 [gasps] Cream of rice! 87 00:04:04,869 --> 00:04:07,749 Dang it! I wanted to break the news myself. 88 00:04:07,830 --> 00:04:10,210 But, yeah, that Dr. Kevin mission you pulled off 89 00:04:10,291 --> 00:04:12,291 really wowed the CEO and the board. 90 00:04:12,543 --> 00:04:14,553 And now they want you back at Baby Corp! 91 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:17,839 [inhales] I mean, if you're still interested. 92 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:20,934 Um, let me think. Yes, of course! Give me! I wanna be productive! 93 00:04:21,010 --> 00:04:24,720 CEO still has to give you an official job interview, 94 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:26,426 but that's just a formality. 95 00:04:26,516 --> 00:04:27,976 Appointment's in 20 minutes. 96 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:29,599 Where can we chupie in and get you? 97 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:31,396 Krinkle's house, upstairs playroom. 98 00:04:31,479 --> 00:04:32,519 [Staci] Copy that! 99 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:34,733 Fellow playgroupers-- 100 00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:36,566 -[rhythmic clapping] -[cymbals clanging] 101 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:40,320 -[Mega Fat] Oh! -Good. 102 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:41,445 [penguins chirping] 103 00:04:41,531 --> 00:04:42,781 I have an announcement. 104 00:04:42,865 --> 00:04:44,115 A thank-you, really. 105 00:04:44,742 --> 00:04:45,792 I got the call. 106 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,196 I'm going back to Baby Corp! 107 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:49,905 [babbles] 108 00:04:50,039 --> 00:04:51,039 No need to miss me. 109 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:54,044 I'm not out of the playgroup, I'll merely be employed. 110 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:57,507 Whoo! Just saying that turns my blood into electric gold! 111 00:04:57,588 --> 00:05:00,548 So, you're super-excited to go back to the place 112 00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:03,473 that was foolish enough to fire you in the first place? 113 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:05,813 And you're sure that's where your spiritual 114 00:05:05,888 --> 00:05:08,218 and emotional life's journey is taking you? 115 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:09,768 Yes, of course I'm sure. 116 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:11,641 -I-- -[monitor chiming] 117 00:05:12,186 --> 00:05:14,016 Guys? I thought you were on your way. 118 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:15,607 [Jimbo] Small hiccup. 119 00:05:15,690 --> 00:05:17,690 Our chupies won't let us chupie to where you are. 120 00:05:17,775 --> 00:05:19,685 We've got interference. 121 00:05:19,777 --> 00:05:22,737 You guys running any electromagnetic gizmos over there? 122 00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:25,162 -[penguins chirping] -Oh, yeah, big-time. 123 00:05:25,241 --> 00:05:29,121 Well, we got spit out downtown, and your interview's in 18 minutes. 124 00:05:29,203 --> 00:05:30,583 I'll be there in five. 125 00:05:30,955 --> 00:05:32,455 Sayonara, loyal friends! 126 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:34,170 See you at the closing bell-- 127 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:35,790 -[grunts] -[alarm blaring] 128 00:05:35,877 --> 00:05:38,377 -[penguins screeching] -Hang on, buddy! Daddy's here! 129 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:41,165 Type the deactivation code into the keypad. 130 00:05:41,257 --> 00:05:43,887 -It's so easy! -[beeping] 131 00:05:43,968 --> 00:05:45,678 -[keypad buzzes] -Shoot! I messed up! 132 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:49,642 To start over, hit two-five seven times, followed by the star key. 133 00:05:49,724 --> 00:05:52,024 -What? Uh... -[stammers] Here, I'll do it. 134 00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:53,270 [beeping] 135 00:05:53,811 --> 00:05:57,231 -[Ted shouts] -Like I said, it's so easy with Bubbeezee! 136 00:05:57,565 --> 00:05:58,725 For most people. 137 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:04,741 Okay, now you chill out right here where it's safe, little dude. 138 00:06:05,531 --> 00:06:06,741 [keypad beeps, chimes] 139 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:08,735 [Mega Fat babbles] 140 00:06:08,826 --> 00:06:11,156 The magnetic fence, the penguins... 141 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:13,414 the cyclops that spies on your poos, 142 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:16,458 which, when I say it out loud, sounds incredibly invasive. 143 00:06:16,584 --> 00:06:18,134 This is no playroom. 144 00:06:18,836 --> 00:06:21,296 This is a maximum security baby prison! 145 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:25,469 Or... are you just projecting, Boss Baby? 146 00:06:25,676 --> 00:06:28,596 Perhaps the real prison is the one built around your heart 147 00:06:28,679 --> 00:06:30,139 when Baby Corp fired you. 148 00:06:30,306 --> 00:06:32,226 And happy good playtime is your key! 149 00:06:32,308 --> 00:06:34,808 -What kind of prison is this fun? -[Taffeta giggling] 150 00:06:35,019 --> 00:06:37,609 One where they don't want you to realize you're in prison. 151 00:06:37,688 --> 00:06:39,648 Huh, well played, Bubbeezee. 152 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:42,569 Buskie, gonna need you to chew off my wristband. 153 00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:44,362 [shouts, babbles] 154 00:06:44,445 --> 00:06:45,735 [penguins chirping] 155 00:06:47,198 --> 00:06:48,068 [Buskie grunts] 156 00:06:48,157 --> 00:06:49,407 Security's too tight. 157 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:52,873 We can use that. 158 00:06:52,954 --> 00:06:55,044 Mega Fat, how good's that poop detector? 159 00:06:55,331 --> 00:06:59,001 My uh-oh-covered heinie has never been attended to so quickly. 160 00:06:59,168 --> 00:07:01,798 Perfect. Shover, make it sloppy. 161 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:06,430 [squeals] 162 00:07:06,509 --> 00:07:08,719 -What do you mean you can't go? -[crying] 163 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:11,223 That's good you're scared of the cyclops. 164 00:07:11,305 --> 00:07:14,305 Use that! Let the fear push everything out of you. 165 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,730 -Give me a 20-wipe mess! -[whimpers] 166 00:07:18,229 --> 00:07:20,859 -[whimpers, screams] -[wet farting] 167 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:22,320 -Yes! -[farting continues] 168 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:23,780 -[alarm blaring] -[Marsha] Whuh-oh! 169 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:27,740 Cyclops' alarm says Hae-Sook's baby dropped a clanger! 170 00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:32,661 [Hae-Sook] I heard a rumor my big boy baked an order of tushy tots! 171 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:34,870 [gasps] 172 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:37,920 Baby gate? [scoffs] Child's play. 173 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:40,254 [grunts] Ha! [grunting] Oh! 174 00:07:41,169 --> 00:07:43,419 [grunting] 175 00:07:44,505 --> 00:07:46,215 What the goo-gah? [grunts] 176 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:49,261 -It's like baby flypaper! -[monitor chiming] 177 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:50,852 Yo, Boss, where are you? 178 00:07:50,928 --> 00:07:52,258 You said five minutes! 179 00:07:52,346 --> 00:07:53,506 I'm stuck. 180 00:07:53,848 --> 00:07:57,098 This Bubbeezee baby-proofing is the toughest I've ever seen. 181 00:07:57,393 --> 00:07:59,063 Windows-- all code locked. 182 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:02,475 Front door-- a brutal-looking spinny knob cover. 183 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:04,189 No baby could beat this. 184 00:08:04,775 --> 00:08:07,355 Wait! Mail slot's in doorknob range. 185 00:08:07,778 --> 00:08:09,528 If you had a long enough arm... 186 00:08:10,281 --> 00:08:11,821 Get Templeton out of school! 187 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:15,333 Bubbeezee never banked on babies working with big kids. 188 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:18,040 -[line rings] -[man] Kulkelka Canyon School. 189 00:08:18,122 --> 00:08:19,462 Go, Kazooers! 190 00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:22,500 [in deep voice] Yes, hello. This is Janice Templeton. 191 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:25,955 I'm afraid Timmy's Uncle Max got mangled by a bobcat 192 00:08:26,047 --> 00:08:28,507 and I need him to meet me ASAP. 193 00:08:28,591 --> 00:08:31,301 Also this is his dad, and he's gotta see the butt doctor! 194 00:08:31,969 --> 00:08:32,849 Oh! Oof! 195 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:36,141 [gasps, straining] Hmm? 196 00:08:38,309 --> 00:08:40,439 [keypad beeping] 197 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:41,850 -[chimes, alarm blaring] -Huh? 198 00:08:42,271 --> 00:08:43,191 Oh! [strains] 199 00:08:43,981 --> 00:08:46,571 Knock it off, snitches! What did I do wrong? 200 00:08:46,817 --> 00:08:48,527 Aah! Oh! 201 00:08:49,153 --> 00:08:50,953 -Jinjja? -[keypad beeping] 202 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:52,740 -[Boss yelps] -[Ted] That's my boy's alarm! 203 00:08:52,823 --> 00:08:54,243 Anything wrong, Hae-Sook? 204 00:08:54,617 --> 00:08:55,907 False alarm! 205 00:08:56,786 --> 00:08:59,866 Sorry, kid. Let it make you tough, like an animal. 206 00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:01,208 Bones, Aegi. 207 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:04,089 [keypad beeps, chimes] 208 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:08,706 I got a job interview that evaporates in under 15 minutes. 209 00:09:10,007 --> 00:09:14,177 You've come through big for me before, but this baby versus Bubbeezee breakout 210 00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:16,262 may be this playgroup's toughest test yet. 211 00:09:16,347 --> 00:09:18,427 Oh, I love tests! Here's one. 212 00:09:18,724 --> 00:09:20,894 Boss Baby takes Baby Corp off his plate. 213 00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:23,267 Now he has an empty plate. 214 00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:25,444 Question: what do you call that? 215 00:09:25,773 --> 00:09:27,443 -Off-topic. -[imitates buzzer] 216 00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:29,645 The answer is freedom! 217 00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:30,895 So, you're not helping me? 218 00:09:31,153 --> 00:09:35,373 I am helping you... by not helping you. 219 00:09:35,449 --> 00:09:39,119 -[scatting] -[babies babble] 220 00:09:39,203 --> 00:09:40,543 No, ignore Mega Fat! 221 00:09:40,621 --> 00:09:42,161 I'm leaving this house. 222 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:44,708 If you're wondering why you should stick your neck out for me, 223 00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:48,922 just remember, what's good for Baby Corp is good for all babies. 224 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:50,915 And I'm good for Baby Corp. 225 00:09:51,215 --> 00:09:52,165 Now, who's got my back? 226 00:09:53,509 --> 00:09:54,339 [shouts] 227 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,597 Jarreau, love the initiative, still need a plan. 228 00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:58,559 -[alarm blaring] -[gasps] No, no, no, no! 229 00:09:58,639 --> 00:10:00,729 You're just going to get the parents up here. 230 00:10:00,808 --> 00:10:02,228 [penguins chirping] 231 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:03,140 [screaming] 232 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:04,401 [Kel] Jarreau! 233 00:10:05,062 --> 00:10:07,772 -[Jarreau crying] -Shut this noise down! 234 00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:12,112 We've got to protect his hearing. He has a future in the percussive arts! 235 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:15,203 Deactivating is so easy with Bubbe-- 236 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:17,991 -Just shut it off! -Okay, jeez. 237 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:19,700 -[alarm stops] -Are you okay? 238 00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:21,075 Do your ears work? 239 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:23,709 Drumroll my face if you can hear me. 240 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:25,120 [sighs] Oh! 241 00:10:25,207 --> 00:10:27,997 Lock up when you're done comforting your little runaway. 242 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,251 Seal the deal, Showbiz. 243 00:10:38,512 --> 00:10:40,602 You don't want this back on, do you? 244 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:42,057 I hear you. 245 00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:43,675 Uh... 246 00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:45,393 no one has to know, right? 247 00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:48,811 That sticky baby gate should hold you guys plenty fine. 248 00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:50,654 Bones. 249 00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:51,823 One obstacle down. 250 00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:53,283 Let's get to work. 251 00:10:54,236 --> 00:10:55,816 Mom! Where are you? 252 00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:59,025 Please tell me Uncle Max is okay before we go to the butt doctor! 253 00:10:59,116 --> 00:11:00,786 -[zaps] -[Staci] Psst! 254 00:11:02,286 --> 00:11:04,496 What are you guys doing here? Have you seen my mom? 255 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,294 There is no "your mom." 256 00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:08,214 I called to get you out of school. 257 00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:10,922 You had me worried about my second favorite uncle for nothing? 258 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:12,000 Yeah? 259 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:13,550 And on kabob day? 260 00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:17,176 That means I miss the school-wide hamburger sword fight! [grunts] 261 00:11:17,259 --> 00:11:19,639 Calm down, man! Your brother needs you. 262 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,310 Get this to him. He's stuck at Krinkle's. 263 00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:24,519 And he needs to get to Baby Corp for a job-back interview. 264 00:11:24,683 --> 00:11:25,643 Wait, really? 265 00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:28,808 -That's awesome. What's the plan? -[vocalizes "I don't know"] 266 00:11:28,896 --> 00:11:32,186 We gotta get back to make sure the CEO doesn't blow the office to bits 267 00:11:32,274 --> 00:11:34,244 before your brother even gets his interview. 268 00:11:34,318 --> 00:11:36,528 Have fun fixing everything. Bye! 269 00:11:36,612 --> 00:11:38,412 But what if I get caught skipping? 270 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:40,533 -[monitor chiming] -Oh! 271 00:11:40,991 --> 00:11:42,541 Hey, it's me. This better be quick. 272 00:11:42,618 --> 00:11:43,488 It's kabob day. 273 00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:45,371 You're a lifesaver, Templeton. 274 00:11:45,454 --> 00:11:48,754 And don't worry, I'll have you back burger fencing in no time. 275 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,633 [groans] Time's running out! 276 00:11:50,709 --> 00:11:52,379 You got those penguins corralled? 277 00:11:52,461 --> 00:11:55,261 [penguins chirping] 278 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:58,465 And everybody's good not pooping for the next ten to 20 minutes? 279 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,341 -[babies whimper] -[Buskie farts] 280 00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:02,848 [groans] Taffeta, block the sensor. 281 00:12:04,473 --> 00:12:05,353 [Dakota shouts] 282 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:13,073 -Nice work. -[Mega Fat] Mm, is it? 283 00:12:13,482 --> 00:12:14,862 Is work nice? 284 00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:16,362 Not getting into this right now. 285 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,819 Your journey is your own, of course, 286 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,445 but if baby love is all about happy babies, 287 00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:24,655 then may-perhaps I would invite you to ask yourself, 288 00:12:24,743 --> 00:12:27,293 "Was I happier then or now?" 289 00:12:30,332 --> 00:12:31,332 Joy-- Aah! 290 00:12:32,334 --> 00:12:33,384 Your turn to shine. 291 00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:34,711 Get us over that gate. 292 00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:37,086 [squealing] 293 00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:38,383 -[thuds] -[sighs] 294 00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:41,934 Dakota, Buskie, let's move out. 295 00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:45,849 -You sure this is okay? -[grunts] 296 00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:46,771 Here goes. 297 00:12:47,391 --> 00:12:48,601 Sorry! Sorry! 298 00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:52,146 -[shouts] -[coos] 299 00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:55,481 -I'm at the door. You here? -[Buskie giggles] 300 00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:57,897 I'm trying to be like a ninja, 301 00:12:57,985 --> 00:13:00,855 but turns out I'm a pretty slow ninja, so I'll need a minute. 302 00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:03,199 [slurping] 303 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:04,282 Aah! [muffled shout] 304 00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:06,576 -[burps] -Danny, what are you doing here? 305 00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:07,870 Had a dentist appointment. 306 00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:10,253 My dad let me stay out of school, so I parked myself 307 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:13,251 near the jaggedest sidewalk crack I could find to watch people trip. 308 00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:15,381 [both shout] 309 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,460 [laughing] 310 00:13:17,546 --> 00:13:18,376 [muffled laugh] 311 00:13:19,006 --> 00:13:20,716 I have to bring my baby brother his chupie, 312 00:13:20,799 --> 00:13:22,929 so I got out of school on a lie and I can't get caught 313 00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:25,140 because today is kabob day, and I want to-- 314 00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:27,471 Why didn't you tell me it was kabob day? 315 00:13:27,848 --> 00:13:29,178 -Whoa! [grunts] -[thuds] 316 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:30,765 [laughs] 317 00:13:30,851 --> 00:13:32,231 I'm so ironic. 318 00:13:37,274 --> 00:13:38,864 -I brought your chupie. -Excellent. 319 00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:41,703 But I can't use it here. Too much Bubbeezee interference. 320 00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:42,949 You need to bust me out. 321 00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:44,320 You see that mail slot? 322 00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:45,412 Slot spotted. 323 00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:47,541 Slide your arm in and unlock the door. 324 00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:50,958 -It's got a spinny knob protector, so-- -The mail slot's locked! 325 00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:52,668 -Bubbeezee! -[thuds] 326 00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:53,828 [groans] Focus. 327 00:13:54,124 --> 00:13:55,214 Still got a few minutes. 328 00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:56,712 Maybe we can crack it on our end. 329 00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:59,384 Reminder: it's kabob day and I'm starving. 330 00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:00,553 [stomach growls] 331 00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,763 Hang on. Let me try the back door. 332 00:14:04,885 --> 00:14:06,965 [penguin chirping] 333 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,393 You've probably seen these around the neighborhood. 334 00:14:09,473 --> 00:14:13,143 -I've sold Bubbeezee packages... -[Boss groans] Parents everywhere! 335 00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:15,017 There's no way I could slip past all of... 336 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:17,566 "Bubbeezee A to Zeezee." 337 00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:20,895 -We need that book. -[penguin screeching] 338 00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:23,113 No! No, no, no, no! Shh! 339 00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:24,855 -[Boss shouts] -[screams] 340 00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:26,910 -[parents murmur] -How'd they get out? 341 00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:31,910 They must have climbed right over this baby. 342 00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:37,254 But only because someone forgot to turn the Invisiblocker back on. 343 00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:41,875 [sucks in breath] Ooh, I heard climbing can give babies permanent vertigo. 344 00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:48,219 Don't worry, everyone, Bubbeezee products, when used properly, 345 00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:51,890 can keep babies safer than napping on a bed of marshmallows. 346 00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:53,104 Look at my baby! 347 00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:55,443 He's been exposed to 24-7 Bubbeezee, 348 00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:58,229 and he's the only one who didn't wander off. 349 00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:01,984 [chuckles] So, let me just turn everything back on. 350 00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:04,187 Wait! I say we vote. 351 00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:07,108 This whole system is a little over the top if you ask me. 352 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:08,993 I vote no. Who's with me? 353 00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:11,655 One, two. 354 00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,788 And I vote yes. 355 00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:16,963 Who's with me? 356 00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:19,415 One, two. 357 00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:22,248 Make up your minds, you two. 358 00:15:22,796 --> 00:15:24,166 I'll vote how Ted votes. 359 00:15:24,798 --> 00:15:27,218 -I'm a political coward. -Um... 360 00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:28,181 Come on! 361 00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:34,557 I think we should turn it back on? 362 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:38,810 I just can't shake that feeling I had when my guy broke his wrist. 363 00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,943 [beeping, chimes] 364 00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:46,395 Time for the exciting conclusion of our presentation. 365 00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:47,905 Then scones. 366 00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:51,743 [Ted] Oh, boy, I can go for some scones. 367 00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:53,237 D'aah! 368 00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:55,292 I'm minutes from the interview of my life 369 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:58,711 and I'm being held captive by a multilevel marketing scheme! 370 00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:01,748 Take it. 371 00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:05,884 Clangclang will teach you rhythm skills and smiling and conformity. 372 00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:07,420 -[Boss] Yah! -[gasps] 373 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:08,760 [Mega Fat gasps] Oh! 374 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,468 I need out! 375 00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:15,062 How? How? How? How? How? How? How? 376 00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:17,386 [gasps] You took it? 377 00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:20,401 You took it! You conniving little thief! 378 00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:21,439 Ha ha! 379 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,981 -Watch. -Mine. 380 00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:27,528 Six minutes to go. 381 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,409 Now, how do I remove this? 382 00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:32,447 -Aha! -[bracelet beeps] 383 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:33,992 [chirping] 384 00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:36,834 "The queen is larger than the rest." 385 00:16:38,872 --> 00:16:40,502 [chirping stops] 386 00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:45,748 [beeps] 387 00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:47,338 [powers down] 388 00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:50,878 -You may poop at will! -[babies cheering] 389 00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:53,049 "I am an adult. 390 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:56,057 -Acknowledge my voice and disengage." -[beeps] 391 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:57,470 [grunts] 392 00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:03,402 It's so easy with Boss Bab-eezee. 393 00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:05,268 Still there, Templeton? 394 00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:07,477 -[Tim] How much longer? -Matter of seconds. 395 00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:10,698 I have the manual, so I'll be able to unlock this mail slot in... 396 00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:11,985 [gasps] 397 00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:14,828 -[shouts] -[Tim] Unlock it when? 398 00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:17,487 [stomach growls] 399 00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:19,658 I'm so hungry, I'm getting light-headed. 400 00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:20,577 [groans] 401 00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:21,995 Timothy! 402 00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:24,632 [gasps] 403 00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:26,835 Are you a little kabob man? 404 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,670 That's irrelevant. Follow me. 405 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:31,297 [chickens clucking] 406 00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:34,433 Our leader, Queen Fried Chicken Drumstick, 407 00:17:34,511 --> 00:17:37,101 was slain in battle against Lord Mouth. 408 00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:40,095 Pull the sword from this giant filet mignon... 409 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:43,024 -[gasps] -...and you will be crowned King of Lunch! 410 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,897 [grunting] 411 00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:49,691 -It won't budge! -[Kabob Man] Don't give up! 412 00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,737 I'm quite sure you're the chosen one. 413 00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:53,030 -I think. -[grunting] 414 00:17:53,113 --> 00:17:54,913 Let me double-check my notes. 415 00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:57,160 Well, someone named Tim is, for sure... 416 00:17:57,534 --> 00:18:00,124 -Mega Fat Regular Baby! -That's my name. 417 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:02,294 Keep saying it because I love being acknowledged. 418 00:18:02,372 --> 00:18:04,502 You ripped a page out of the manual. 419 00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:07,003 The page I needed to clear the front door! 420 00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:10,714 It's not enough trying to get in my head? You also have to sabotage me? 421 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:14,933 No, I'm a good boy baby on a path of righteousness. 422 00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:18,510 How would my taking that page help your journey to personal fulfillment? 423 00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:21,387 I don't know! I just know you took it. 424 00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:23,102 -Not me. -You. 425 00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:24,523 -Not me. -You! 426 00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:26,023 -Not me. -[Buskie laughs] 427 00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:28,569 [coos] 428 00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:29,776 Told you it wasn't me. 429 00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:31,324 Scooter... 430 00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:33,202 give me that page. 431 00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:34,403 Please? 432 00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:35,358 -[screams] -D'oh! 433 00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:39,541 No, nothing bad will happen to you, especially if you give me the page. 434 00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:41,498 Then cookies will happen to you! 435 00:18:41,578 --> 00:18:43,498 -[Buskie babbles] -Huh! That's ridiculous! 436 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:47,289 Of course I'll still use all of you for missions once I'm back at Baby Corp. 437 00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:49,246 -Why would you think-- Oh! -[Buskie babbles] 438 00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,125 Stronger language than I would've used, 439 00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:54,303 but, yes, I know you've all been busting your butts for me. 440 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:55,630 [shouts] 441 00:18:57,177 --> 00:18:58,427 [crying] 442 00:18:59,054 --> 00:18:59,894 Wha--? 443 00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:04,767 Never. 444 00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:07,022 -[Buskie sniffling, crying] -Scooter... 445 00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:08,024 All of you... 446 00:19:08,438 --> 00:19:10,108 I will never forget you. 447 00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:11,320 You're my team. 448 00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:12,818 And that's forever. 449 00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:14,071 No matter what happens, 450 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:17,703 no matter where I hang my bronze booties and performance awards, 451 00:19:18,031 --> 00:19:20,331 I ride with the babies who got me here. 452 00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:22,871 -[babbles] -[laughs] 453 00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:24,413 Same to you, Scoot-Scoot. 454 00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:28,133 Now, please, my friend, give me the page. 455 00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:30,455 -[babbles] -You ate it? 456 00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:33,962 Aaah! 457 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:39,220 [grunting] 458 00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:40,763 [panting, sighs] 459 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:41,973 Four minutes. 460 00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:43,644 I'm not gonna make it. 461 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,136 [Mega Fat] You know what? 462 00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:48,185 I think I saw my mommy lady open this one or two times. 463 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:49,400 [Boss] Are you... 464 00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:50,523 helping me? 465 00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:54,476 I thought going back to Baby Corp was a huge boo-boo for you-you, 466 00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:58,278 but if you can whip that place into shape the way you whipped our playgroup 467 00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:02,493 into a Bubbeezee-busting cooly-cool force, then I was wrong. 468 00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:03,703 Thank you. 469 00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,914 I think you have to press that. 470 00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:09,373 -Like this? -Yep, and then I twist this, and... 471 00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:11,285 Ha ha! 472 00:20:12,127 --> 00:20:13,127 Templeton? 473 00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:17,381 Listen, man, I don't wanna rush you, but I double-checked the prophecy, 474 00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:21,926 and, yeah, it does say the chosen one's supposed to be Timothy Leslie-- 475 00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:23,312 -[Boss] Templeton! -Huh? 476 00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:25,021 What the heck? 477 00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:27,524 -You got it open! -[doorknob rattles] 478 00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:31,061 You truly are a good baby. 479 00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:33,726 -Oh! [cooing] -[yelps] 480 00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:35,475 [cooing continues] 481 00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:37,187 Seriously, can we go? 482 00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:40,110 We're in a huge interference bubble. 483 00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:42,447 Krinkle's got this entire neighborhood Bubbeezeed. 484 00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:44,452 -Not our house. -Go! 485 00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:50,081 -[chirps] -It's working! Thank you, Templeton! 486 00:20:50,457 --> 00:20:52,077 -Good luck! -[zaps] 487 00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:54,004 Sorry, kabobs. 488 00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:56,336 [tires screech] 489 00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:58,587 There you are! Hop in! 490 00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:00,547 Why aren't you playing hamburger swords? 491 00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:05,179 Bro, I ride with the bro who reminded me it was kabob day, always. 492 00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:07,433 One for the road? 493 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,097 En garde! 494 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:14,400 [elevator bell dings] 495 00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:18,280 [babies gasp] 496 00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:21,198 I-It's Dale from Accounting! 497 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:24,120 [babies cheering] 498 00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:27,540 You've got, like, 20 seconds till your interview! 499 00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:32,624 Um, my job is on the line if you don't come back and help me. 500 00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:35,248 But, you know, we still gotta do this interview, okay? 501 00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:36,924 O-kay. 502 00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:38,759 [clears throat] Okay. 503 00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:41,174 Mmm, here is a question: 504 00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:44,585 what plans do you have for increasing baby love? 505 00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:46,848 Well, I haven't really thought about it. 506 00:21:46,930 --> 00:21:51,440 Uh, obviously, baby love rises when babies are happy, so whatever... 507 00:21:54,062 --> 00:21:57,942 [Marsha, echoing] Everything's easy with Bubbeezee! 508 00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:04,033 We need to take down Bubbeezee. 509 00:22:04,239 --> 00:22:06,159 Whaaat? 510 00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:09,412 They're making babies miserable. 511 00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:12,207 But they're making parents ecstatic. 512 00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:15,249 Bubbeezee's been the best thing for baby love since spit curls. 513 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,714 You want to take them down? 514 00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:19,171 Is... that a problem? 515 00:22:19,463 --> 00:22:22,383 Can I get you to n-not want to do that? [chuckles] 516 00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:24,966 Because I can't give your job back if you do. 517 00:22:26,094 --> 00:22:27,604 [whining] Please? 518 00:22:33,643 --> 00:22:35,483 You turned down the job? 519 00:22:36,271 --> 00:22:37,311 Sorry, Stace. 520 00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:40,187 -I've got Bubbigger fish to fry. -[elevator bell dings] 521 00:22:43,361 --> 00:22:45,361 [theme music playing] 522 00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:07,053 ♪ Boss Baby ♪