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-[boy grunts]
-[phone dings]

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Hold all my calls.

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-[giggling]
-[lullaby plays]

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♪ Boss Baby ♪

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♪ I'm the Boss, Boss Baby, boss, boss
Boss Baby, boss, boss ♪

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♪ Watch a itty-bitty kid get large ♪

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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪

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♪ Stroller rolling
Up and down the boulevard ♪

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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪

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♪ I run this house, I rule this crib ♪

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♪ Change my diaper, son
Where's my bib? ♪

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♪ Don't pacify
You just got to pay me ♪

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-♪ Who's in charge? ♪
-♪ Me, the Boss Baby ♪

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You turned down the job?

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Sorry, Stace.

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-I've got Bubbigger fish to fry.
-[elevator bell dings]

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[audio running backward]

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...down the job?

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Sorry, Stace.

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-I've got Bubbigger fish to fry.
-[elevator bell dings]

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[Bosses] Sorry, Stace.

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-[Staci gasps]
-I've got Bubbigger fish to fry.

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[Boss] Sorry, Stace.

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-I've got Bubbigger fish to fry.
-[shrieks]

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-[Boss echoing] Sorry, Stace.
-[screaming]

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Sorry, Stace.
I've got Bubbigger fish to fry.

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[shouts]

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Well, Staci?

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[gasps]

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Boss Baby's old job,
VP of Field Operations,

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you want it or not?

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Wait, why are you the one asking?

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They fired Hermano Menor CEO Baby?

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Promoted him, actually,
to the board of directors.

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It's inspiring what you can accomplish
with a little effort

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and a brother who's already on the board.

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Anyhoo, they asked me
to find his replacement,

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and after an exhaustive search,
bing bang boom, I found myself.

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Buddy from HR CEO Baby.

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[Peg groans] Stop moving!

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You want a portrait or a flip-book?

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So, VP of Field Operations--
you'll take the job?

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[echoing] Sorry, Stace.
I've got Bubbigger fish to fry.

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I'll borrow it.

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Wha...?

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And that's the face you're stuck with.

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Maybe next time, respect the artist?

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Oh, I deserve the promotion.

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Heck, one day I'll be running this company

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and wreaking unspeakable vengeance
on all who have crossed me.

51
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But not like this.

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That job should still be Boss Baby's.

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Uh, we tried.

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He turned it down.

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Only because he's obviously
still messed up in the head

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from getting fired for no good,
stupid reason in the first place.

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I'll run the field team,
but our first mission is an intervention.

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We're gonna fix whatever's wrong
in Boss Baby's head

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and bring him back
to the company he loves.

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You're hired. Go get him.

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Thank you, sir.

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Just as soon as you've filled out
your start forms.

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Guh!

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I'm a bit of a stickler for paperwork.
[chuckles]

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Congratulations on your promotion!

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Feel the energy flow through you,
like a prune from mouth to diaper.

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Look alive, babies!
We've got a new mission.

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Ni hao, Boss Baby, yang to my yin,
my opposite, yet my whole.

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-Short day at the office?
-I turned down the job.

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You see, class?

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Fulfillment does not come
from within the walls of a cubicle.

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I find cubicles very fulfilling.

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Then I guess you just missed
the two of us finishing

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each other's sen...

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Ugh!

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Then whaaat?

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There's a threat out there
that Baby Corp is too blind to see.

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So, from here on out,
my journey is our journey.

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Yes!

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To crush the Bubbeezee Corporation.

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You got a cray-cray mouth
in your face, Bossy B. What?

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My mommy lady loves Bubbeezee,
possibly even more than me,

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though I would prefer not to test
that theory, ever, please and thank you.

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-Check, please!
-But do you love Bubbeezee?

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Do any of you?

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[babies babble]

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Our parents love it.

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And a good baby always--

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Forget being a good baby.

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Sometimes we need to do
what's good for babies.

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Who's in?

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-[babbles]
-Good man.

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[babbling]

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I'm sure we'll find something
for you to break.

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[shouting]

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-Puppies?
-[puppies barking]

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-[babies squeal]
-G'oh!

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Oh, no.

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[puppies barking]

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Puppy party!

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-[giggling]
-[barks]

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-[barking]
-[giggling]

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What a fun idea!

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-Wasn't this pricey?
-Fake birthday.

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I got a 30-percent discount.

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Stay calm. Remember your training.

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Threat analysis.
Which puppy is the most likely to--

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-Ah!
-[Summer] Uh-oh!

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Someone's got the buttershies
in his tummy!

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Let's make you
an extra magical puppy friend!

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[yelps]

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Aw, isn't he the nicest little pug?

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There you go.

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See? Best friends.

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

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No tails in the mouth!

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Look at my guy and that pug.

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So cute!

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Don't make any false moves, Bug the Pug.

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They're all watching.

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[growls]

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What's Puppy Co's greatest assassin
doing at a party for babies?

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[whimpering]

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What do you mean
"former" greatest assa-- Wait!

125
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Did you actually get fired
after your run-in with my team?

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[Bug whimpers]

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And now you work puppy parties,
doing tricks for babies.

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Oh, how the bitey have fallen.

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-[barks]
-Who are you calling a hypocrite?

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-[barks]
-One, this is no longer a playgroup.

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-I've honed them into an unstoppable team.
-[giggling]

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Most days.

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And, two, I chose to be here.

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I had a plan to pull off a big mission,
leave Baby Corp begging to have me back,

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and it worked!

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I turned them down for my own reasons,
but the point is...

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-Why the unsettling smile?
-[snarls, barks]

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Same plan, oh?

139
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Win your job back with a major operation
to take down Puppy Co's most hated enemy?

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-[barks]
-[Buskie giggling]

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-[dogs growling]
-[babies gasp]

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Oh, right. Me.

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-Well, that makes sense.
-[babies giggling]

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Snuggle time's over!
These puppies have come for retribution.

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[babbling]

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This isn't about you.

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This is about a war you didn't know
you were born into.

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[puppies growling]

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Let's show these puppies what--

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-[Buskie shrieking]
-Buskie, wait!

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[grunting]

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Still not worried. Charge!

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[all barking]

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[Staci sighs]

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"If you do not wish to claim a dependent,
please return Form J-8 to the requestor."

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-Why would a baby have a dependent?
-[monitor chiming]

157
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Ugh! Please be something
deadly and time-consuming.

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Jimbo, monitor!

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I can't!
My cookie wrist is flaring up again.

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Did you just make that up?

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Cookie wrist is a real problem
that affects one in ten babies

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who eat cookies
three out of three meals a day.

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-[groans]
-[scoffs]

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-Made up.
-Is not!

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-[monitor chirps]
-Staci, I need a favor!

166
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Who's running the field team these days?

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Um, me?

168
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Oh.

169
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Glad Baby Corp
still gets a couple things right.

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-I'm proud of you.
-[Staci] Uh, thanks!

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I actually needed to talk to you about--

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Can it wait? I've got a situation.

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-[barking]
-[baby shouts]

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-[growling]
-[babies crying]

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-[growls] Puppies!
-[puppies barking]

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-[gasps] And is that--
-Bug the Pug!

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[panting, growls]

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How come your mommies and daddies
aren't stopping this?

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Bug deployed
a parental distraction expert.

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-[Janice] Ooh!
-[Marsha] Wow, look at that!

181
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[Mayor] Whoa, look at that!

182
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Puppy, I didn't know you knew
traditional Bavarian folk dance!

183
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It's a convoluted story,
but the less convoluted moral is help me!

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[shouts]

185
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Taking this to the top right now!

186
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Bug the Pug?

187
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Forget filling out your start paperwork.

188
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This is now a priority rush mission!

189
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Sir, you don't know how refreshing it is
to have a CEO who gets it.

190
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Run off six copies
of the priority rush mission paperwork.

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Guh?

192
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"Emergency contact number."

193
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"Emergency contact telegraph"?

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[screams] Yeh!

195
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[growls]

196
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You gonna give me a hand on this?

197
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I would if I could,
but Buddy said I can't.

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[whimpering] Here.

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"Due to acute cookie wrist..."?

200
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Buddy bought that coo-coo hooey?

201
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[gasps] Wait!

202
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That's how I get out of paperwork!

203
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[laughs] With hooey!

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It's not hooey!

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[straining]

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Got an idea, BB.

207
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I'll be there
in the flick of a cookie wrist.

208
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That's confusing, but thank you.

209
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We're already-- Ah!

210
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-[babies shouting]
-[puppies growling, barking]

211
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-[growling, barking]
-[shouting, gasps]

212
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-[babies shouting]
-[barking]

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-[barking]
-[screams]

214
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[Mega Fat] Hello, puppy friend.

215
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-You seem angry.
-[growls, whimpers]

216
00:09:04,293 --> 00:09:05,883
Tell me your emotions,
I'll tell you mine.

217
00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:07,962
We'll take the journey
to wholeness together.

218
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Mega Fat, what are you doing?

219
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Fighting this puppy
by challenging its preconceptions about--

220
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-[Mega Fat grunts]
-This is a dog fight!

221
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They understand alpha dominance,
not emotional nuance!

222
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-[grunting]
-[puppies barking]

223
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-[growling]
-But I'm a, oof, good baby now.

224
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You know how I said sometimes you've gotta
forget about being a good baby?

225
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This is one of those times! [grunts]

226
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But that's not me anymore! [grunts]

227
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I left the old... naughtiness behind!

228
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-[barks]
-How about a pinch of mischievousness?

229
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Just to even the playing field.

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A skosh of shenanigans?

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-[barks]
-Yah! [grunts]

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A thimble of disobedience.

233
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Are you sure it's okay? [gasps]

234
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[Marsha] Wowie!

235
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He's also mastered the ancient mysteries
of the belly dance!

236
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Even my baby could learn a thing or two
from this frisky Fido.

237
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Oh, you are not stealing the affections
of my mommy lady.

238
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We are doing this naughty,
bad boy style right now!

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-[whimpers]
-[barking]

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00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,016
-[whimpers]
-Olé!

241
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That's Spanish for
"you're embarrassing yourself," yes.

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00:10:07,523 --> 00:10:08,363
[snarling]

243
00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,651
-Ooh, wait. That's your tail?
-[whimpers]

244
00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:12,565
I know puppies don't have
opposable thumbs,

245
00:10:12,653 --> 00:10:15,163
but I didn't know you just put them
on your butt-butts.

246
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[whimpering]

247
00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:21,155
Ha ha! There's the Mega Fat
who made my life unbearably miserable.

248
00:10:21,245 --> 00:10:22,995
I-- I'm doing good?

249
00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:25,000
Oh, yes! Ha ha!

250
00:10:25,499 --> 00:10:30,089
Since when are you a "No-paperwork-ist,"
and since-- What is that?

251
00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:33,671
No-paperwork-ism is a movement
that values human interaction

252
00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:38,178
over forms, memos, or anything else
that could be deemed "printer speak."

253
00:10:38,262 --> 00:10:40,352
Uh, sir, I need you to sign this.

254
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:44,270
[screaming] Ew! Aah!

255
00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:45,975
I guess that checks out.

256
00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:47,232
Glad you understand,

257
00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:50,233
and thank you for excusing me
from all paperwork for life.

258
00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:51,146
Bye!

259
00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:53,902
Grab your chupie.

260
00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:56,242
[Staci] Let's rough up some pups.

261
00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:58,162
We heard about No-paperwork-ism.

262
00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:00,530
Wow! She's so committed!

263
00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:01,988
Teach us your ways!

264
00:11:02,119 --> 00:11:03,789
Ha! Good one, guys.

265
00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:07,751
-No-paperwork-ism isn't real...
-Hmmmm?

266
00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:09,713
...ly easy.

267
00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:12,209
You have to fully commit to the cause!

268
00:11:12,296 --> 00:11:13,586
So, you will teach us?

269
00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:15,760
Yes?

270
00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:17,722
[lively music playing]

271
00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:20,102
[sighs] I've always loved the ballet.

272
00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:23,716
-[puppies snarling, yelping]
-[Mega Fat shouting gibberish]

273
00:11:24,558 --> 00:11:27,598
-[shouting continues]
-[puppies yelping]

274
00:11:27,686 --> 00:11:28,726
Goo ga kai!

275
00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:30,653
[grunts, panting]

276
00:11:30,731 --> 00:11:32,481
Tide's turned, Bug the Pug.

277
00:11:32,566 --> 00:11:35,526
Unless you've got something
that can compete with that.

278
00:11:35,611 --> 00:11:37,411
[Mega Fat shouting gibberish]

279
00:11:37,488 --> 00:11:39,488
[snarling]

280
00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:44,334
Oh, you actually do.

281
00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:47,082
Ohhh!

282
00:11:47,164 --> 00:11:50,334
Is-- Is that the Collar of Shame?

283
00:11:51,001 --> 00:11:53,001
Puppykind's greatest weapon.

284
00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:57,093
Some say the collar was forged
deep in the fiery heart

285
00:11:57,174 --> 00:11:58,804
of Mount Doggy Diggety Bone.

286
00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:01,718
Some say it was left behind
by an alien species

287
00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:04,644
known for being
another species' best friend.

288
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:08,229
But while its origin is unclear,
its power is not.

289
00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:09,150
[puppy panting]

290
00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:10,688
-Off my horse, puppy.
-[yelps]

291
00:12:10,771 --> 00:12:12,481
I've got a rebellion to crush.

292
00:12:12,731 --> 00:12:13,651
-[barks]
-Oh!

293
00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:15,822
[Boss] Anyone who wears
the Collar of Shame

294
00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:19,241
quickly finds their lives
and legacies destroyed.

295
00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:23,367
General Washington,
I shamefully surrender.

296
00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:25,041
You win America.

297
00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:27,999
-[soldiers] Hooray!
-[Boss] General Cornwallis, 1781.

298
00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:29,710
Napoleon at Waterloo.

299
00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:33,000
That physicist who solved the equation
for faster-than-light travel,

300
00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:34,665
but forgot to feed his dog.

301
00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,377
-What physicist?
-Exactly!

302
00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:41,184
One of us is ending this duel
with that collar on his neck,

303
00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:44,180
a ruined future, and a lifetime of shame.

304
00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:45,263
[growls]

305
00:12:45,764 --> 00:12:47,524
No, you're gonna be wearing it.

306
00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,602
Final showdown.

307
00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:52,560
Call off your dogs,
and I'll call off my babies.

308
00:12:52,646 --> 00:12:55,106
This was always going to come down
to you and me, Pug.

309
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,651
[snarling]

310
00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:59,784
As a recently reawakened naughty boy,
I feel obligated to say,

311
00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:01,072
"Yes, fight! Do it!"

312
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:02,195
Uh, not here.

313
00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:04,454
Can't have the parents witnessing
these fireworks.

314
00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:06,243
Behind those trees?

315
00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:08,700
-[grunts]
-Mega Fat, you're in charge.

316
00:13:08,787 --> 00:13:13,037
Hold the cease-fire until I return
with a humiliated, collar-wearing pug.

317
00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:14,785
So, like, 15 seconds.

318
00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:16,632
You can count on me...

319
00:13:17,254 --> 00:13:21,344
to not listen to you because I'm naughty
again and rules are lame! Wah!

320
00:13:25,804 --> 00:13:27,184
The movement is growing!

321
00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:28,348
What movement?

322
00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:30,103
Oh, right!

323
00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:32,354
[chuckles] No-paperwork-ism.

324
00:13:32,436 --> 00:13:33,436
Boo, paperwork.

325
00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:35,361
You're doing great. Gotta go!

326
00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:37,896
-Don't you want to address everyone?
-About what?

327
00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:40,363
The No-paperwork-ist manifesto!

328
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,203
What do we believe in?

329
00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:45,566
Uh, the manifesto is...

330
00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:47,738
no... paperwork?

331
00:13:49,828 --> 00:13:52,828
-[all cheering]
-Great manifesto!

332
00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:54,880
Cool. Jimbo and I gotta run, but--

333
00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:57,129
[babies chanting] Hip hip no paperwork!

334
00:13:57,211 --> 00:13:59,381
Hip hip no paperwork!

335
00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:01,923
-Hip hip no paperwork!
-No, no!

336
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:07,715
Why have you abandoned us, staples?

337
00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:09,267
[Pug snarling]

338
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:10,978
I'm ready when you are.

339
00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:15,061
[Boss grunting, shouting]

340
00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:17,773
-[yelps]
-Yah! Oh!

341
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:19,863
[Boss grunting]

342
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:22,149
-Aah! [grunting]
-[snarling]

343
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:30,330
[man over radio] Four-one-one
in progress on South Kazoo.

344
00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:32,201
Someone needs information!

345
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:34,618
-[tires squealing]
-[siren wailing]

346
00:14:41,463 --> 00:14:42,303
[Pug yelps]

347
00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:43,471
[snarls]

348
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,376
Ha ha! Oh!

349
00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:48,474
[grunting]

350
00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:51,564
Ow, ow, ow, ow!

351
00:14:51,765 --> 00:14:53,725
[grunting]

352
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:56,063
-[grunting continues]
-[snarling]

353
00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:02,071
[Pug wails]

354
00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:04,113
Yah! [grunts]

355
00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:07,164
[both coughing]

356
00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:08,946
[giggling]

357
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:11,623
-Oh, adorable!
-Oh, aren't y'all precious?

358
00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:14,462
[all chanting] No paperwork!
No paperwork!

359
00:15:14,538 --> 00:15:17,668
Reasonable amounts of paperwork
for a busy company!

360
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,960
Reasonable amounts of paperwork
for a busy company!

361
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,795
Just fess up and do the paperwork.

362
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:26,470
You have to end this made-up revolution
so we can help the boss.

363
00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:28,505
[gasps] You're right!

364
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:31,014
Yo, Hendershot, toss me that bottle!

365
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,101
What are you doing?

366
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,944
Ending this made-up revolution...

367
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:37,558
by winning it.

368
00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:41,015
No-paperwork-ists forever!

369
00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:44,226
It's all soaked!

370
00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:46,531
You monsters!

371
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:49,622
-Yah!
-[babies shouting]

372
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:52,830
[Hendershot growls]

373
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:53,910
[both shout]

374
00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:56,499
-[babbling]
-[grunting]

375
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:00,544
[both snoring]

376
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:04,251
[grunting]

377
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:06,671
Oh! Whoa!

378
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,179
[grunts] Ow!

379
00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:09,218
-[Pug snarling]
-[gasps]

380
00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:11,100
Yah!

381
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:12,643
My Italian silk!

382
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:15,932
[bangs]

383
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:17,732
[Pug yelps]

384
00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:20,519
[whimpering, gasps]

385
00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:25,193
Yah! Yah!

386
00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:29,362
[Boss grunting, shouts] Oof!

387
00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:32,066
[both panting]

388
00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:36,664
[strains, groans]

389
00:16:36,912 --> 00:16:38,792
[sighs] You seem tired.

390
00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:41,786
What are your thoughts on a... [coughing]

391
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:43,535
snack-time break in hostilities?

392
00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:46,339
[snarling]

393
00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:48,882
-[squeals]
-No, no, no, no, no, I don't need one.

394
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:52,216
Just saying you're not
what you used to be, so if you want one...

395
00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:53,602
[coughing]

396
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:55,178
-[bones crack]
-[screams]

397
00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:56,354
[both groan]

398
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:59,272
[babbling, sniffles]

399
00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:00,641
What's with the hide-and-seek?

400
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:02,185
[babbles]

401
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:04,571
Under attack? From who, the puppies?

402
00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:07,605
-We had a cease-fire deal.
-[barking]

403
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,857
[babbling]

404
00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:12,275
-What about Mega Fat?
-[babbling]

405
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:14,664
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
How naughty are we talking?

406
00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:16,082
[cries]

407
00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:18,075
[Mega Fat laughing]

408
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:20,832
Yes! Serve me! Fetch me treats!

409
00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:25,004
Chomp and slobber on all who oppose me,
for I am your pack leader!

410
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:26,875
[laughs] Alpha dominance!

411
00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:28,172
[munching]

412
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:32,470
I can't help but feel, like, seven
or eight percent responsible for this.

413
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:35,298
And I'm gonna end it.

414
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:39,305
-Hey! I said I was gonna end it!
-[growling]

415
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:41,521
You're a washed-up has-been
who lost his own team.

416
00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:43,562
Now, give me! [groaning]

417
00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:48,529
[gasping]

418
00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:51,027
Son of a Bichon Frise, he did it!

419
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,860
Oh, no! The Collar of Shame.

420
00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:56,487
I guess that means I'm done being naughty?

421
00:17:56,575 --> 00:18:00,155
[inhales, straining]

422
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:01,245
Yah!

423
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:03,873
Silly puppy!

424
00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:05,537
You can't shame the shameless.

425
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:08,376
[puppies growling]

426
00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:10,382
You liberated me, Boss Baby.

427
00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:13,375
I should say "thank you,"

428
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:15,587
but naughty babies don't use
polite words,

429
00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:17,047
so... [blows raspberry] to you.

430
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:18,806
But you like being good!

431
00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:21,929
-[puppies whimpering]
-Do I? Being good is so tiring.

432
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:22,847
And you know why?

433
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,845
Because goodness
is not baby's true essence.

434
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:29,230
Naughtiness is as natural
as the air we breathe,

435
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:31,356
as the toots our tushies toot.

436
00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:33,028
I choose nature.

437
00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:35,065
I choose naughtiness!

438
00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:36,365
Sic 'em!

439
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:37,618
[puppies growling]

440
00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:39,079
[puppies barking]

441
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:44,035
Final offer: you do half your paperwork,
we'll forget about the other half.

442
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:48,250
-Mmm...
-[babies whispering]

443
00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:51,835
[giggles] Counteroffer:
we keep all the paperwork

444
00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:53,842
and just outsource it to Buddy from HR.

445
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:55,384
-Deal!
-What?

446
00:18:56,426 --> 00:18:58,296
[babies chanting] Hip hip no paperwork!

447
00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:00,307
-Hip hip no paperwork!
-[groans]

448
00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:05,142
It's with a heavy heart that I announce
my resignation as CEO

449
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:08,227
so I can focus my efforts on paperwork.

450
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:10,267
Love you guys!

451
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:12,987
[chatter]

452
00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:15,315
[Staci] Let's go help BB.

453
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:17,948
[sniffing]

454
00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:24,963
Yes, butt scoot for my amusement! [laughs]

455
00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:26,368
[munches] Oh!

456
00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:29,377
-[barks]
-Yeah, I'm out of options, too.

457
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:31,708
I guess neither one of us
is what we used to be.

458
00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:32,625
[Pug grunts]

459
00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:36,836
Did you just have the same idea I did?

460
00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:38,545
[panting, grunting]

461
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:39,764
What? No!

462
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,675
Why would we try to lick off
our own stitches?

463
00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:42,763
You're disgusting.

464
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:43,678
Huh?

465
00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:45,644
We're not what we used to be.

466
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:48,596
I don't work for Baby Corp,
you don't work for Puppy Co.

467
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:50,647
So, why keep doing things their way?

468
00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:52,979
Mega Fat's not playing by the rules.

469
00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:55,277
Let's break a few ourselves.

470
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:56,489
We work together!

471
00:19:58,155 --> 00:19:58,985
[grunts]

472
00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:01,406
-[lively music playing]
-[Doug] And the flamenco?

473
00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:03,951
Is there any dance this pupper
doesn't know?

474
00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:08,666
All clear on the plan?

475
00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:09,787
[barks]

476
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:15,011
-Woof woof! I'm exposed!
-[puppies barking]

477
00:20:15,088 --> 00:20:18,718
-[groaning] Playing dead.
-[puppies whimper]

478
00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:21,679
-Now!
-[barking, howls]

479
00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:25,016
-[barking]
-What is it now?

480
00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:26,888
The Collar of Who Cares?

481
00:20:26,975 --> 00:20:28,055
Forged in Mount...

482
00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:29,983
[yawns, gasps]

483
00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:32,687
-[barking, growling]
-Now, stop that!

484
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:35,072
Hey, I said stop!

485
00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:36,820
Oh, you're so annoying.

486
00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:39,067
Hey, you think I won't backslap
a puppy dog?

487
00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:40,994
I'll do it, man. I'm a bad boy.

488
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,123
You just keep pushing and find out!

489
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:45,158
Do you not hear me warning you?

490
00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:48,712
Oh, snap, there goes my self-control!

491
00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:50,619
[screaming]

492
00:20:50,707 --> 00:20:52,377
[Boss crying]

493
00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:54,629
You asked for this! Hoo-cha!

494
00:20:54,711 --> 00:20:56,671
[Marsha gasps] Baby, no!

495
00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:58,797
Wha...? Oh, what?

496
00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:02,176
-Who headbutts a puppy? [gasps]
-[Pug whimpering]

497
00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:03,890
Mommy lady...

498
00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:05,764
What have I done?

499
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:10,265
[Marsha] I don't know
why my baby did that.

500
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,902
I'm so... disappointed!

501
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,605
I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have pushed you.

502
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:21,485
I was already falling.

503
00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:27,290
Maybe it's time we close
the chapter on this party.

504
00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:28,539
[parents chattering]

505
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:30,290
-[growls]
-I'll be all right.

506
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:31,750
I just hope he is.

507
00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:34,576
So... we fighting again, or...?

508
00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:36,632
[snarling]

509
00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:38,588
Anytime, anyplace.

510
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,674
-But until then...
-[chupie zaps]

511
00:21:41,174 --> 00:21:43,894
[panting] BB, we're finally here!

512
00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:47,101
[loud gasp]

513
00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:50,059
Uh, Staci! Let me explain! [yelps]

514
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:54,482
[Janice] Oh, I know you love the puppy,
but that's enough fun for one day.

515
00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:58,864
First, he's anti-Bubbeezee.
Now he's working with puppies?

516
00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:00,857
He's lost it, man.

517
00:22:00,944 --> 00:22:02,284
Cancel the intervention.

518
00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:04,282
This just became an operation.

519
00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:06,579
We have to stop Boss Baby.

520
00:22:06,908 --> 00:22:08,578
[gasping]

521
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:11,708
Hey, my cookie wrist is better!

522
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:14,170
[munching, giggling]

523
00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:17,168
I don't know what's gonna happen
to Mega Fat

524
00:22:17,377 --> 00:22:20,087
and I don't know what's gonna happen
with Staci and Jimbo,

525
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:23,682
but I do know it's time
to throw out the old rule book.

526
00:22:23,925 --> 00:22:25,385
I'm done playing defense.

527
00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:28,929
We're going after Bubbeezee,
and we're going right to the top!

528
00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:31,676
So, the only question
we should be asking is,

529
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:34,390
"Who's in charge of Bubbeezee?"

530
00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:37,938
-[babbling]
-Also a good question.

531
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:40,570
It's the weekend.
What has Tim been doing all day?

532
00:22:40,650 --> 00:22:41,780
I met a hippo!

533
00:22:43,361 --> 00:22:45,701
[theme music playing]

534
00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:07,013
♪ Boss Baby ♪