1 00:00:13,430 --> 00:00:15,060 -[boy grunts] -[phone dings] 2 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:16,600 Hold all my calls. 3 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:19,810 -[giggling] -[lullaby plays] 4 00:00:19,894 --> 00:00:21,484 ♪ Boss Baby ♪ 5 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:25,443 ♪ I'm the Boss, Boss Baby, boss, boss Boss Baby, boss, boss ♪ 6 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:28,065 ♪ Watch a itty-bitty kid get large ♪ 7 00:00:28,153 --> 00:00:30,703 ♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪ 8 00:00:30,780 --> 00:00:33,160 ♪ Stroller rolling Up and down the boulevard ♪ 9 00:00:33,491 --> 00:00:35,741 ♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪ 10 00:00:36,202 --> 00:00:39,082 ♪ I run this house, I rule this crib ♪ 11 00:00:39,164 --> 00:00:41,624 ♪ Change my diaper, son Where's my bib? ♪ 12 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:44,418 ♪ Don't pacify You just got to pay me ♪ 13 00:00:44,502 --> 00:00:46,962 -♪ Who's in charge? ♪ -♪ Me, the Boss Baby ♪ 14 00:00:48,047 --> 00:00:49,797 [music playing] 15 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:51,433 [Mega Fat] ♪ Bew bow boo-bee boo-poo ♪ 16 00:00:51,509 --> 00:00:54,389 Big finish! ♪ Ha ha ha, you're-- ♪ 17 00:00:54,929 --> 00:00:57,429 Allow me to tell you what I'm gonna do to you 18 00:00:57,766 --> 00:00:59,226 if'n you don't. 19 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:01,726 I don't care about Baby Corp. 20 00:01:01,811 --> 00:01:05,861 Help me ruin Boss Baby, and you can keep it. 21 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:07,320 -What? -[Mega Fat on monitor] Deal. 22 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:08,820 -[babies gasping] -Who--? 23 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,203 Magnus! 24 00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:15,365 I am a baby of conscience. 25 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:19,203 [board member] Mega Fat CEO Baby... 26 00:01:20,538 --> 00:01:22,078 you're fired. 27 00:01:22,332 --> 00:01:25,212 -What? -[Boss laughing to melody] 28 00:01:26,044 --> 00:01:29,714 [Mega Fat screaming] 29 00:01:31,966 --> 00:01:34,086 [groaning, grunting] 30 00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:35,299 Oh. 31 00:01:35,386 --> 00:01:36,216 [yelps] 32 00:01:38,306 --> 00:01:40,976 You can't get rid of me that easy, Baby Corp! 33 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:43,389 -[grunts] You fired the wrong baby! -[plastic squeaks] 34 00:01:43,478 --> 00:01:45,148 [panting] 35 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:47,940 Okay, guys, your prank is hilarious and now you can transport me 36 00:01:48,024 --> 00:01:49,944 back to Baby Corp so we can laugh together! 37 00:01:50,026 --> 00:01:50,856 Ha ha-- Oh! 38 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:51,784 [coughs] Oof! 39 00:01:52,403 --> 00:01:54,993 -[gasping] Oh! -[footsteps approach] 40 00:01:55,657 --> 00:01:59,697 Welcome to Itty Bitty Cuties Baby and Family Resource Center! 41 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:01,786 What did they get you for, huh? [chuckles] 42 00:02:01,871 --> 00:02:04,371 Me, I was nabbed for toy embezzling. 43 00:02:04,457 --> 00:02:05,747 Spinny seats. Heh. 44 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:07,214 It was never about the money. 45 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:10,053 I just liked getting dizzy every now and again, you know? 46 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:11,510 Whoopsie-doopsie! 47 00:02:11,589 --> 00:02:13,129 [laughs, sighs] 48 00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:16,676 I'm Internal Ethics Baby Donald, or former Internal Ethics-- 49 00:02:16,761 --> 00:02:18,431 You know what, just call me Donald. 50 00:02:18,513 --> 00:02:19,643 And you are...? 51 00:02:19,722 --> 00:02:20,602 Mm-neh. 52 00:02:21,182 --> 00:02:22,312 Okeydoke. 53 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:24,522 Then let's check out the old severance box. 54 00:02:24,602 --> 00:02:28,022 -[objects rattling] -Ah, six-month supply of special formula. 55 00:02:28,773 --> 00:02:30,903 Eh, where's the shipping invoice here? 56 00:02:31,109 --> 00:02:34,779 "Mega Fat... CEO Baby"? 57 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:36,993 Wowie-wow! 58 00:02:37,073 --> 00:02:41,043 Not every day a CEO comes down the chimney. [laughs] 59 00:02:41,119 --> 00:02:43,909 Oh, but I guess, uh, technically, one didn't today either, huh? 60 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:45,464 Pew-pew-pew! 61 00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:47,330 Heh, right? 'Cause you're fired. 62 00:02:47,709 --> 00:02:50,299 You are an extremely unlikable baby person. 63 00:02:50,378 --> 00:02:52,668 Look, I know first day's the worst day, 64 00:02:52,755 --> 00:02:55,965 but getting better starts with getting back up on your feet. 65 00:02:56,050 --> 00:02:56,890 Okay. 66 00:02:57,135 --> 00:03:00,925 [straining] 67 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:02,104 [laughs] Okay! 68 00:03:02,181 --> 00:03:04,931 Now come on, your first group session is waiting. 69 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:05,938 [Mega Fat] Hey! Wha-- 70 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:06,939 [chord plays] 71 00:03:07,353 --> 00:03:10,113 The thing that's teaching me how to be a good baby 72 00:03:10,607 --> 00:03:11,857 is music. 73 00:03:11,941 --> 00:03:13,571 I even wrote a song about it. 74 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:17,030 Or maybe I should say the song wrote me. 75 00:03:17,363 --> 00:03:22,043 ♪ A good baby shares Her hopes and her cares ♪ 76 00:03:22,118 --> 00:03:25,118 ♪ She gives more than she takes ♪ 77 00:03:25,204 --> 00:03:28,214 You have spirited me to a dimension of nightmares. 78 00:03:28,374 --> 00:03:31,004 Whoa, hey, look. None of us wanted to come here. 79 00:03:31,085 --> 00:03:34,205 What do you think happens to fired Baby Corp execs? 80 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:35,764 Let me guess... 81 00:03:35,965 --> 00:03:38,465 Milk and cookie party for their boring, dumb friends 82 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:40,431 to say their boring, dumb goodbyes. 83 00:03:40,511 --> 00:03:42,681 Then they go live with a boring, dumb family 84 00:03:42,764 --> 00:03:44,314 to be dumb and boring forever. 85 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:45,230 [rattle shakes] 86 00:03:45,391 --> 00:03:47,691 -Am I boring, dumb close? -[blows raspberry] 87 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:50,059 That's retirement for good babies. 88 00:03:50,438 --> 00:03:51,898 I said "fired." 89 00:03:51,981 --> 00:03:52,821 Bad babies. 90 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:55,146 You and I both know how that goes down. 91 00:03:55,526 --> 00:03:57,566 [Donald whooping] 92 00:03:57,654 --> 00:04:00,534 [laughing, whooping] 93 00:04:00,615 --> 00:04:01,655 [laughing] 94 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:03,831 -Whoopsie-doopsie! Whoo-hoo-hoo! -[baby yelps] 95 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:04,830 Whoopsie-doopsie! 96 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:05,751 -[grunts] -Hmm. 97 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:07,870 Ah, Buddy From HR! 98 00:04:08,164 --> 00:04:11,424 And his friends, other Buddies From HR! 99 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:12,711 What's going on? 100 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:16,214 We know about the spinny seats, m'kay? 101 00:04:16,756 --> 00:04:18,506 [board member] Internal Ethics Baby Donald, 102 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:21,508 due to a complete lack of internal ethics, 103 00:04:22,011 --> 00:04:23,141 you're fired. 104 00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:27,426 Whoo-oopsie-doo-oopsie! 105 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:32,108 Babies like you and me, we're not ready for family life yet. 106 00:04:32,188 --> 00:04:34,768 We gotta work out our own stuff first. 107 00:04:35,024 --> 00:04:36,534 You gotta find out... 108 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:38,857 what's in here. 109 00:04:40,530 --> 00:04:42,620 [laughing to melody] 110 00:04:45,201 --> 00:04:47,541 -Found it! -Oh, wow, that was fast! Heh. 111 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:51,420 Guys! Mega Fat found his new purpose in life on the first day! 112 00:04:51,624 --> 00:04:52,544 -Wow, first day! -Nice! 113 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:53,625 Great job, man! 114 00:04:53,835 --> 00:04:55,745 Speak your truth, man! 115 00:04:55,837 --> 00:04:58,007 Who are you on the inside? 116 00:04:58,089 --> 00:05:02,089 I'm a hot-blooded baby bent on cold vengeance against Boss Baby. 117 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:03,090 You dig? 118 00:05:03,511 --> 00:05:07,181 Oh, uh, heh, pal, we're actually here to learn how to be good. 119 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:09,635 Good at getting revenge? Oh, sweet! 120 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:11,476 Sign me up with a glitter pen! 121 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:16,688 ♪ A good baby calms So he's easy for dad and mom ♪ 122 00:05:16,774 --> 00:05:20,114 -♪ Gets along with girls and boys... ♪ -Goo-ga-kai! 123 00:05:20,194 --> 00:05:22,494 -Goo-ga-kai! Goo-ga-kai! -Aah! 124 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:27,739 ♪ A good baby sees The beauty in the lakes and trees ♪ 125 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:30,907 ♪ From the hugs and smiles and laughs ♪ 126 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:35,247 ♪ I tear Boss Baby's neck Like a giraffe's ♪ 127 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:39,594 Oh, hey, friend, uh, about this "revenge" obsession... 128 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:42,219 -I gotta warn ya-- -[bell ringing] 129 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:44,552 -[babies laugh] -Never mind! Heh! 130 00:05:44,635 --> 00:05:46,545 -It's mail time! -Aah! 131 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:49,600 Any second now, we'll find out if we've gooduated 132 00:05:49,682 --> 00:05:52,892 from the Itty Bitty Cuties program and who our family will be! 133 00:05:52,977 --> 00:05:54,347 -Here they come! -[rumbling] 134 00:05:54,437 --> 00:05:55,727 Get ready! 135 00:05:58,399 --> 00:05:59,229 [sighs] 136 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:02,697 I did it! I gooduated! 137 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:06,619 Yes! I hope my new family names me Pedro. 138 00:06:08,242 --> 00:06:10,502 -[groans] -[muttering] 139 00:06:10,578 --> 00:06:12,208 Hooray, I failed! 140 00:06:12,371 --> 00:06:16,001 Watch out, Boss Baby, I'm a certified naughty boy! 141 00:06:16,084 --> 00:06:17,094 [door opens] 142 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:22,168 Oh, Miss Marsha Krinkle, I'm sorry, you can't just burst in here. 143 00:06:22,256 --> 00:06:24,376 Who are you, the Soviet Constitution? 144 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:26,337 Freedom of the press, Josh. 145 00:06:26,427 --> 00:06:28,717 You have health code violations? I expose them. 146 00:06:28,971 --> 00:06:31,681 -I win awards. -Who do we have here? 147 00:06:31,766 --> 00:06:36,976 Ah, that's Joshua, our baby/real world relations attaché. 148 00:06:37,271 --> 00:06:40,481 Which is a fancy term for babysitter who has no idea he works for Baby Corp. 149 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:42,606 I was talking about that no-nonsense news lady 150 00:06:42,693 --> 00:06:44,903 with that unique sophistication reserved for a woman 151 00:06:44,987 --> 00:06:46,987 whose hair is larger than her head. 152 00:06:47,198 --> 00:06:49,028 We follow all the regulations. 153 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:50,197 Here's the daily log. 154 00:06:50,284 --> 00:06:53,294 It's not hard to follow. Heck, even these babies could do it. 155 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:55,331 I'm having a hard time believing that. 156 00:06:55,414 --> 00:06:57,084 Babies are good for nothing. 157 00:06:57,166 --> 00:06:59,206 -Let's go, Roosevelt. -[grunts] What the--? 158 00:06:59,293 --> 00:07:00,343 -[giggles] -Aah! 159 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:02,300 Except for that little chubsy one. 160 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:03,670 He's good for a laugh, huh? 161 00:07:03,756 --> 00:07:06,546 -You're a little devil-booger, aren't ya? -[cooing] 162 00:07:06,634 --> 00:07:08,474 We'll be back, Josh. 163 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:13,560 You see, man? 164 00:07:13,641 --> 00:07:17,061 Everybody loves a bad boy devil-booger vengeance baby. 165 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:19,435 -[preek screaming] -[babies shout] 166 00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:20,939 [munching] 167 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:23,031 You have a preek? 168 00:07:23,317 --> 00:07:25,397 The pre-kindergartner is Bryce, 169 00:07:25,486 --> 00:07:27,856 and he's exactly what I've been trying to warn you about. 170 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:29,277 Mm. All done. 171 00:07:29,907 --> 00:07:31,117 Bryce was like you, 172 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:33,704 had an old office grudge he couldn't let go of. 173 00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:37,866 He refused to reform, ran out of his six-month supply of special formula 174 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:39,497 and started growing up. 175 00:07:39,584 --> 00:07:41,214 [gasps] No. 176 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:45,011 My favorite animal is a giraffe and a unicorn! 177 00:07:45,214 --> 00:07:48,014 So, if I were you, I'd think real hard about-- 178 00:07:48,092 --> 00:07:49,642 Destroying Boss Baby quickly? 179 00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:52,309 Yeah, that's the what's up in Toledo, Mr. Guy. 180 00:07:52,513 --> 00:07:54,103 What? No! [groans] 181 00:08:03,191 --> 00:08:05,531 [Mega Fat] Tiptoe sneaking out, Boss Baby? 182 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:07,400 Guess you heard who was after you. 183 00:08:07,695 --> 00:08:08,605 Simmons! 184 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:10,572 Where are you? 185 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:12,490 [Mega Fat] Come and get me, Boss Baby! 186 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:16,155 Come run over these leaves and get me before I get you! 187 00:08:16,245 --> 00:08:18,785 -Simmons! Simmons! -[Mega Fat shouting] 188 00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:20,633 Me! Me! 189 00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:23,208 Why are you looking for Sim-- Whoa! [groans] 190 00:08:25,046 --> 00:08:26,296 Weird spot for a hole. 191 00:08:26,547 --> 00:08:27,627 Simmons, no! 192 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:32,799 I should have known Boss Baby would be too dumb to have the good sense 193 00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:35,097 to fall into a tiger pit like he's supposed to. 194 00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:38,015 Hey there, amigo. 195 00:08:38,100 --> 00:08:41,600 Uh, we're not really supposed to do this, but I'm worried about you. 196 00:08:41,687 --> 00:08:43,307 So, I made a couple of calls. 197 00:08:45,024 --> 00:08:46,534 What is this? 198 00:08:46,609 --> 00:08:50,319 The family Baby Corp's picked out for you once you're ready to settle down 199 00:08:50,404 --> 00:08:51,664 and be a good baby. 200 00:08:51,864 --> 00:08:53,454 Phillip and Joan Watters. 201 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:54,493 They live on a lake. 202 00:08:54,575 --> 00:08:56,535 They have a boat with a motor. 203 00:08:56,911 --> 00:08:59,711 Families are for losers like Boss Baby. 204 00:09:00,164 --> 00:09:02,794 -[door bursts open] -Marsha Krinkle here, following a tip 205 00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:06,335 that the blankets used to keep the tots toasty here at Itty Bitty's 206 00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:10,420 are filled with used staples instead of regular blanket stuffing! 207 00:09:11,175 --> 00:09:12,005 Aha! 208 00:09:14,345 --> 00:09:17,005 Uh... well, this is... 209 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:19,892 one of the softest blankets I've ever felt. 210 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:23,476 Geez, wouldn't mind one of these babies in my house, heh. 211 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:30,235 I meant baby blankets. 212 00:09:30,444 --> 00:09:32,324 Keep your peepers to yourself, kid. 213 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:34,065 [scoffs] Let's go, Rosie. 214 00:09:34,156 --> 00:09:36,906 -We'll bust this place sooner or later. -[door closes] 215 00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:40,249 -I think she likes you! -[screams] 216 00:09:40,329 --> 00:09:43,119 -Magnus? -Yeah, I said I made a couple of calls. 217 00:09:43,457 --> 00:09:45,247 -That was the other one. -[scoffs] 218 00:09:45,334 --> 00:09:47,134 Still working for Baby Corp? 219 00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:49,505 I accepted a transfer! 220 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,919 I am haunted by memories! 221 00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:55,718 You should be, like the memory of when you were a stinky butt-traitor 222 00:09:55,803 --> 00:09:59,723 who tattled on me to the board of-- goo-ga-kai... yow! 223 00:09:59,807 --> 00:10:02,017 [shouting gibberish] 224 00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:05,856 -[bones crack] -Ow! 225 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:09,572 -[Mega Fat crying] -I only ever wanted you to find joy! 226 00:10:09,650 --> 00:10:10,480 Aah! Oof! 227 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:12,275 Yeah, except we're not doing that. 228 00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:14,607 We're doing revenge on Boss Baby. 229 00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:15,567 Buh-bye-ski! 230 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:18,200 [Donald whooping] 231 00:10:18,409 --> 00:10:19,659 [laughing] 232 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:27,709 [slurring] I don't answer to you or to anybody! 233 00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:29,093 Whoopsie-doopsie. 234 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:32,008 That one's a closet. Noted. 235 00:10:32,089 --> 00:10:32,969 Buh-bye-ski! 236 00:10:34,258 --> 00:10:37,178 "And when little lost gorilla looked around, 237 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:39,755 he was all alone." 238 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:41,563 -[spits] -Ugh! 239 00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:42,981 What the--? 240 00:10:43,851 --> 00:10:45,521 -[squishing] -Is that a note? 241 00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:47,443 "It's time to settle this. 242 00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:51,975 Meet me in the stacks to face your number one enemy, MF." 243 00:10:52,443 --> 00:10:53,403 Who's MF? 244 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:56,776 Ha, as if you haven't been sweating in constant terror 245 00:10:56,864 --> 00:10:58,494 of this payback smack party. 246 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,988 Only one guy it could be, Boss... 247 00:11:01,577 --> 00:11:03,407 Mr. Frederic. 248 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,666 [gasps] Estes? He's here? 249 00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:07,958 No, it's me! Me! 250 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:10,092 Mega Fat. MF! 251 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:10,999 Makes sense. 252 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:14,337 I can't think of any other number one enemies with the initials MF. 253 00:11:14,423 --> 00:11:15,553 [gasps] Oh! 254 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:19,512 -The note said "MF." How clear is that? -[thumping, scraping] 255 00:11:19,595 --> 00:11:21,255 Does he not even remember me? 256 00:11:21,555 --> 00:11:24,305 If I was him, I would be up all night like, "Oh, no, 257 00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:27,812 that terrifying Mega Fat I helped fire is probably out for revenge. 258 00:11:27,895 --> 00:11:30,895 What should I do? Also, unrelated, I'm a dumb-dumb!" 259 00:11:30,981 --> 00:11:34,191 It's a high chair! It's never going to spin circles, Donald! 260 00:11:34,276 --> 00:11:36,646 What? No, nobody's spinning. I don't even like that anymore. 261 00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:38,657 [sobbing] Don't look at me! 262 00:11:38,739 --> 00:11:39,569 Wha-- Ooh! 263 00:11:40,741 --> 00:11:44,871 Poison, rotten food being served to puny, helpless babies? 264 00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:46,536 I'm Marsha Krinkle, 265 00:11:46,622 --> 00:11:50,922 and this facility is treating toddlers to puke stew. 266 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:55,260 You see? Disgust-- mm. 267 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:56,971 Actually, um... mm. 268 00:11:57,466 --> 00:11:58,796 Hmm, that's not bad. [chuckles] 269 00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:00,894 Mm, mm, and the-- and the texture! 270 00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:03,430 I mean, you don't even have to chew this. [chuckles] Mm. 271 00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:10,726 [gulps] Uh, excuse me. [laughs] 272 00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:13,023 Really just holds its flavor, you know? 273 00:12:14,608 --> 00:12:16,568 You guys aren't like dogs, are you? 274 00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:19,032 I can give you chocolate, right? 275 00:12:19,738 --> 00:12:21,568 [huffs] Another bust. 276 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:25,621 I'm starting to think you keep coming here for more than just a great exposé. 277 00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:27,123 Way too busy for a baby. 278 00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:31,174 I-If that's what you were implying. 279 00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:33,922 Erase that tape! 280 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,630 Mm! Mm! 281 00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:39,801 Did you know that adults carry candy in their pouches 282 00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:41,304 that they can just give you? 283 00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:43,546 Yes! 284 00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:51,900 This boat, it doesn't have a lame-o outboard motor does it? 285 00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:56,479 Become a baby who deserves an inboard motor! 286 00:12:58,527 --> 00:13:00,397 [Bryce screaming] 287 00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:02,658 [munching] 288 00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:05,075 [exhales, giggling] 289 00:13:05,409 --> 00:13:08,039 For the sake of giggles and hypotheticals, 290 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,870 what would it take for me to become a good baby? 291 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,041 [birds chirping] 292 00:13:15,377 --> 00:13:16,457 Breathe! 293 00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:18,665 I'm pretty dang good at breathing already. 294 00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:20,376 It's why I'm not dead right now. 295 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:23,336 -In! -Fine. [inhales] 296 00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:27,259 Envision a cloud enveloping you in calm! 297 00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:29,018 -Out! -[exhales] 298 00:13:29,099 --> 00:13:30,229 Cool cloud, very fluffy. 299 00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:31,599 Hooray, I'm a good baby! 300 00:13:31,685 --> 00:13:33,895 Now, let's go rip Boss Baby's happiness to pieces 301 00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:36,269 before I settle for a boring family life! 302 00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:38,355 Ooh! 303 00:13:38,692 --> 00:13:40,612 What, man? 304 00:13:40,694 --> 00:13:43,034 I did the breathing and everything! 305 00:13:43,113 --> 00:13:45,413 This path is revenge! 306 00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:48,491 This path is being a good baby! 307 00:13:48,577 --> 00:13:51,997 You cannot have both because they will never meet! 308 00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:53,753 [zaps] 309 00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:56,592 Mega Fat Formerly CEO But Now Just Regular Baby, 310 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,959 Boss Baby has betrayed us to PuppyCo, 311 00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:02,586 and our new CEO requests your assistance to bring him to justice! 312 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:06,135 It is the right thing to do and also would satisfy any desire you may have 313 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:08,260 for vengeance against your old nemesis. 314 00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:09,177 [claps] 315 00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:11,675 I stand corrected! 316 00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:15,647 It is surprisingly easy to bring two open hands together, 317 00:14:15,729 --> 00:14:19,149 and it makes a satisfying clapping sound! 318 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,400 I accept! 319 00:14:20,859 --> 00:14:21,689 [bell dings] 320 00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:26,118 [rock music playing] 321 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:28,578 Oh... [speaking gibberish] 322 00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:30,999 Snap! Rewind! It's a comeback! 323 00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:31,908 Hello! 324 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:34,210 You must be the new CEO. 325 00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:36,495 A-cha-cha-ta-ta-ta-ta. I know. 326 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,379 You're terrified Boss Baby will stab you in the back 327 00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:40,881 and send you down the firing chute. 328 00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:43,223 I feel you, new CEO lady. 329 00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:46,222 -Don't worry, Mega Fat is here. -[Boss] Keep at it. 330 00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:50,262 Whatever happens, I swear one thing: I will not take the fall for this! 331 00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:51,927 [Tim] And I swear one more thing: 332 00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:55,559 I will not be getting new church slacks from Junior Fancy's. 333 00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:57,614 Not this day! 334 00:14:58,022 --> 00:15:00,402 -Aah! -Church slacks. Junior Fancy's. 335 00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:03,692 Cooly-cool. See you there with my Bossy posse! 336 00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:05,697 Whoop! I've spooked him. 337 00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:08,619 He'll be doing all he can to avoid Junior Fancy's, 338 00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:11,239 so let's find him before he escapes for good. 339 00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:14,577 Overturn every stroller! Kick down every playhouse door! 340 00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:19,293 We could also geolocate his chupie with the chupie tracker! 341 00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:20,423 That option! 342 00:15:21,211 --> 00:15:22,211 [zaps] 343 00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:26,629 [munches] 344 00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,049 -Booshah! -Aah! 345 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,640 -Aah! -[all shouting] 346 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:30,930 Get off me! 347 00:15:31,513 --> 00:15:33,183 I was set up! 348 00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:35,055 [mock crying] "Oh, wah, wah! 349 00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:37,232 Oh, I'm an excuse baby!" 350 00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:38,651 Set up by who? 351 00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,899 -It's ridicu-cray-cray! -[Boss grunts] 352 00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:42,611 -[Tim] Can we do donuts? -[gasps] Oh... 353 00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:44,401 [Ted] That's unsafe driving, Tim. 354 00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,315 -What? -[Janice] But the parking lot's empty. 355 00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:47,863 Uh, nothing? 356 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:49,910 -[tires screeching] -Whoa! 357 00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:53,657 -Whoa! -Whoa! [laughing] 358 00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:55,874 Whoa, whoa, aah! 359 00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:59,037 [shouting, groans] 360 00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:01,996 That stopped being fun seconds ago! 361 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:04,549 Oh! 362 00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:07,221 My body is fine, Magnus. 363 00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:10,175 It's my entire being that's broken. 364 00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:12,554 Explain further. 365 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:15,345 Boss Baby claims he was set up, and at first, I was like, 366 00:16:15,432 --> 00:16:17,522 "Sure, you were, buddy," wink wink liar. 367 00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:19,691 "Nobody could have done that! Come on!" 368 00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:21,940 But there is someone who could have. 369 00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:24,943 His new CEO. 370 00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:27,030 This alone proves nothing! 371 00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:30,776 I know, but back there, hanging out of that car window 372 00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:33,784 while throttling the bejeebers out of my most hated foe, 373 00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:35,407 I realized one other thing: 374 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,751 as annoying as Boss Baby is, 375 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,250 he would never betray Baby Corp. 376 00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:45,463 You found the goodness even in a hated enemy! 377 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,626 I know, I know, and it feels gross! 378 00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:51,761 The paths of revenge and being a good baby 379 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,894 have once more diverged! 380 00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:59,354 It is time to ask yourself what kind of baby are you? 381 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:02,860 My money's on revenge baby, but, hey, let's wing it and see what happens. 382 00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:04,058 I love surprises! 383 00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:06,442 [people shouting, fighting] 384 00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:08,895 Mad-dog will bring the traitor down, sir! 385 00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:11,454 -[barking] -[sputtering] 386 00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:12,780 Don't need those. 387 00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:15,913 Boss Baby is innocent. 388 00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:19,038 -What? -Oh, twist! 389 00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:22,751 I know! But, honestly, even I assumed I'd take the path of evil. 390 00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,213 But good job, me! 391 00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:25,665 [zaps] 392 00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:31,633 Today, you are ready to become a good baby! 393 00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:32,682 Where are you going? 394 00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:37,560 You must navigate the rest of this path without me! 395 00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:39,979 But... you're my Magnus! 396 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,559 -[wind gusting] -[wind chimes chiming] 397 00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:48,032 You are the Magnus now! 398 00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:54,238 -♪ Honeybees, honeybees are so sweet ♪ -[Donald grunting] 399 00:17:58,035 --> 00:18:02,785 ♪ A good baby knows How to change and how to grow ♪ 400 00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:08,093 ♪ When a friend is doing bad He lends a helping hand ♪ 401 00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:12,380 Finger goes from nose, booger out, into mouth. 402 00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:13,966 There, like that. 403 00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:15,141 Delicious, right? 404 00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:19,932 ♪ A good baby shares Even things that are not there ♪ 405 00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:23,305 ♪ Like confidence and cheer ♪ 406 00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:27,186 -[shouting, laughing] -♪ A good baby sees ♪ 407 00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:29,732 ♪ Good things in her enemies ♪ 408 00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:34,817 ♪ She does all she can To make her fiends into best friends ♪ 409 00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:39,365 Whatever you need, Guitar Baby, know that I am here for-- 410 00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:41,911 goo-ga-kai kola-toe-sambala! 411 00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:44,962 Whoa, my guitar. 412 00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:47,205 Someday, you will thank me for this. 413 00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:49,842 -Oh, yeah, we thank you. -That's over! 414 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,800 -[bell rings] -[babies gasping, murmuring] 415 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,550 [rumbling] 416 00:18:54,424 --> 00:18:56,894 [baby] Yeah, yeah, you're going to find somebody. 417 00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:58,889 [breathes deeply] 418 00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:03,850 I-- I gooduated! 419 00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:06,194 [laughing] Whoopsie-doopsie! 420 00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:09,110 [laughs] Oh, wow, I feel dizzy without being dizzy! 421 00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:11,689 [laughs] Thanks for the help, Mega F-- 422 00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:14,401 Aw. Aw, geez. 423 00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:16,985 I'm sorry. You didn't-- 424 00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:18,782 Gooduate? No, I did. 425 00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:22,996 I am officially qualified to settle down and be boring for life. 426 00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:24,958 Congooduations! 427 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,620 Congooduations to you. 428 00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:29,587 [munching] 429 00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:30,708 Eh, poor kid. 430 00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:36,184 [man] Is that our little captain? 431 00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:39,048 [coos] 432 00:19:39,928 --> 00:19:41,008 [babbles] 433 00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:47,437 [babbles] 434 00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:50,147 Oh! 435 00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,074 [inhales] 436 00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:01,025 -Ow! Geez, he's got a chomper growing! -Uh? Ooh! 437 00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:03,656 -[man] You want downsies? -[woman] This is a frisky one! 438 00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,254 [babbles] 439 00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:08,789 [chuckles] You are a little devil-booger, aren't ya? 440 00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:10,829 What did I do wrong, honey? 441 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:15,130 [sighs] You think maybe we're just not fit for a baby? 442 00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,840 [Bryce] A rainbow shark! 443 00:20:22,262 --> 00:20:23,392 [Mega Fat] Hey, Bryce. 444 00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:25,847 Do just what I tell you and you're home free. 445 00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:28,483 Remember, "Mama, Papa," okay? 446 00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:30,346 "Mama, Papa." 447 00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:32,361 Yes. 448 00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:38,652 I threw up all over my pajamas! [laughs] 449 00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:39,859 Close enough. 450 00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:42,622 Well, who's this sugar beet? 451 00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:45,909 -Oh, he's a big captain! -Bing! 452 00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:47,622 -[chomps] -Ow! 453 00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:49,035 [giggles] 454 00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:50,995 Love the sass, kid. 455 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:55,344 Ugh, bad boy devil-boogers aren't that hard to parent, right? 456 00:20:55,545 --> 00:21:00,215 Man alive, how does someone that small cause so much pain and difficulty? 457 00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:02,933 [stammers] I'm not sure 458 00:21:03,011 --> 00:21:05,221 I'm the right journalist to handle this story. 459 00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:06,305 I'm sorry. 460 00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:09,597 [woman] Welp, I guess if we're getting a preschooler, 461 00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:12,975 we don't need this company for super simple baby raising. 462 00:21:16,149 --> 00:21:20,239 "Bubbeezee, we make babies easy." 463 00:21:21,029 --> 00:21:21,909 [gasps] 464 00:21:22,155 --> 00:21:23,485 [sniffles] I mean, come on. 465 00:21:23,573 --> 00:21:25,583 Imagine me with a baby, you know. 466 00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:27,739 It's just crazy. Ha! You're crazy! 467 00:21:28,203 --> 00:21:30,963 I'm Marsha Krinkle, and I'm coo-coo bananas! 468 00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:32,499 -[thumps] -[screams, gasps] 469 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,182 There, just one signature, 470 00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:47,887 plus the extensive background checks, parental workshops, fees, 471 00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:50,273 and paperwork that got me here, but let's cut to the chase. 472 00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:53,850 I'm Marsha Krinkle, and I'm about to adopt this baby! 473 00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:55,481 Back to you, Chaz! 474 00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:58,479 Look at us, you little devil-booger. 475 00:21:59,234 --> 00:22:03,364 Tell you what, I will be the best mother Bubbeezee can help me be, 476 00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:07,867 and all you have to do is promise to be really easy and really good 477 00:22:07,951 --> 00:22:08,871 all the time. 478 00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:09,949 Like, constantly. 479 00:22:10,203 --> 00:22:11,043 [coos] 480 00:22:11,246 --> 00:22:12,326 Okay, it's a deal. 481 00:22:13,373 --> 00:22:17,133 [Mega Fat] From that moment, I have kept that promise to my mommy lady. 482 00:22:17,627 --> 00:22:19,127 [babbles] 483 00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:22,915 And you know what? I actually enjoy being a good-boy baby. 484 00:22:24,092 --> 00:22:24,932 [coos, laughs] 485 00:22:25,093 --> 00:22:28,013 It makes her feel good, and that makes me feel good. 486 00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:30,056 [beeps] 487 00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:34,899 [Mega Fat] So, why in the how-come heck am I about to blow all these good vibes 488 00:22:34,978 --> 00:22:36,188 by headbutting this puppy? 489 00:22:36,271 --> 00:22:37,901 Aah, too late! My body is doing it! 490 00:22:37,981 --> 00:22:39,941 [Marsha gasps] Baby, no! 491 00:22:40,567 --> 00:22:41,487 [Mega Fat] Oops. 492 00:22:43,361 --> 00:22:45,781 [theme music playing] 493 00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:06,965 ♪ Boss Baby ♪