1 00:00:13,430 --> 00:00:15,060 -[boy grunts] -[phone dings] 2 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:16,600 Hold all my calls. 3 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:19,770 -[giggling] -[lullaby plays] 4 00:00:19,894 --> 00:00:21,484 ♪ Boss Baby ♪ 5 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:25,443 ♪ I'm the Boss, Boss Baby, boss, boss Boss Baby, boss, boss ♪ 6 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:28,065 ♪ Watch a itty-bitty kid get large ♪ 7 00:00:28,153 --> 00:00:30,703 ♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪ 8 00:00:30,780 --> 00:00:33,160 ♪ Stroller rolling Up and down the boulevard ♪ 9 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:35,743 ♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪ 10 00:00:36,202 --> 00:00:39,082 ♪ I run this house, I rule this crib ♪ 11 00:00:39,164 --> 00:00:41,624 ♪ Change my diaper, son Where's my bib? ♪ 12 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:44,418 ♪ Don't pacify You just got to pay me ♪ 13 00:00:44,502 --> 00:00:46,962 -♪ Who's in charge? ♪ -♪ Me, the Boss Baby ♪ 14 00:00:48,214 --> 00:00:53,184 ♪ Work, for the night is coming ♪ 15 00:00:53,970 --> 00:00:58,890 ♪ Work through the morning hours ♪ 16 00:00:59,642 --> 00:01:05,272 ♪ Work while the dew is sparkling ♪ 17 00:01:05,356 --> 00:01:10,446 ♪ Work 'mid springing flowers ♪ 18 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:16,031 ♪ Work when the day grows brighter ♪ 19 00:01:16,659 --> 00:01:22,039 ♪ Work in the glowing sun ♪ 20 00:01:22,832 --> 00:01:28,302 ♪ Work, for the night is coming ♪ 21 00:01:28,379 --> 00:01:32,679 ♪ When man's work is done ♪ 22 00:01:34,135 --> 00:01:35,795 The business? Booming! 23 00:01:35,887 --> 00:01:38,307 But at Bubbeezee, we don't care about making dollars, 24 00:01:38,389 --> 00:01:39,889 we care about making sense. 25 00:01:39,974 --> 00:01:41,484 And what makes sense to us 26 00:01:41,559 --> 00:01:44,019 -is creating secure, well-behaved... -[penguins chirping] 27 00:01:44,103 --> 00:01:46,023 ...set-up-for-success babies. 28 00:01:46,105 --> 00:01:50,525 As a mother and Bubbeezee sales rep, my only comment is, "Thanks!" 29 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:52,987 But as an award-winning journalist who helped bust you 30 00:01:53,071 --> 00:01:56,781 for pretending to talk to babies, I have to ask, "What the heck, man?" 31 00:01:56,866 --> 00:01:58,986 And I also have a follow-up: How dare you? 32 00:01:59,077 --> 00:02:01,287 Was I an impish rascal? [laughs] 33 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:03,671 Yes, guilty as Hector's dolphin! 34 00:02:03,748 --> 00:02:05,918 But I knew in my heart that Bubbeezee products 35 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,460 would help mums and dads everywhere. 36 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:09,304 And if the best way to market those products 37 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:13,299 was to send out free samples as an apology for endorsing a phony Babblist, 38 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:16,473 who also happened to be me, honestly, who can judge? 39 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:17,853 Not this reporter! 40 00:02:17,929 --> 00:02:20,519 And I'm sure every other parent would agree! 41 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:22,524 Is everything still okay out there? 42 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:23,430 Yes, ma'am. 43 00:02:23,518 --> 00:02:24,558 Thanks, Bubbeezee! 44 00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:29,154 So... [chuckles] 45 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:33,320 anybody have a funny story about something their baby did recently? 46 00:02:37,907 --> 00:02:38,907 Wanna get out of here? 47 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:40,832 I can tell Mom I'm taking you home for a nap, 48 00:02:40,910 --> 00:02:44,410 but, really, we'll go do something cool or dangerous for baby love or whatever. 49 00:02:44,622 --> 00:02:46,292 No, thank you. I'm good. 50 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:49,923 -Really? -Let's be the best baby a baby can be! 51 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:52,513 Amen, Wagby. High-five. 52 00:02:53,798 --> 00:02:57,048 -That's not even a high-five! -It's the baby-safe version. 53 00:02:57,135 --> 00:02:59,175 Seriously, you're freaking me out. 54 00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:02,556 Hello, Boss Baby, my good boy baby friend! 55 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:06,310 Would you like for me to come over later and we can play Wagby's Hooray? 56 00:03:06,394 --> 00:03:08,444 That sounds real good. 57 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:10,645 Whee! 58 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:13,193 Babies change, man-baby. 59 00:03:13,276 --> 00:03:16,566 I used to be a saucy naughty boy myself, but check me out now. 60 00:03:16,654 --> 00:03:19,284 When we play by the rules, everyone wins! 61 00:03:19,365 --> 00:03:21,445 Good reminder, Wagby. High-five! 62 00:03:21,534 --> 00:03:24,004 -Stop making high-fives weird! -Look at him. 63 00:03:24,078 --> 00:03:27,748 You know he's been seeking his purpose ever since Baby Corp fired him, 64 00:03:27,832 --> 00:03:29,542 and he's finally found it: 65 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:32,876 being a no-fuss, no-sass, professional good baby! 66 00:03:32,962 --> 00:03:34,762 His journey is complete. 67 00:03:34,839 --> 00:03:35,879 Thanks, Bubbeezee! 68 00:03:35,965 --> 00:03:36,925 Thanks, nothing! 69 00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:40,008 All Bubbeezee did was turn all of you into human oatmeal. 70 00:03:40,386 --> 00:03:42,556 Who thinks this is what babies want? 71 00:03:42,805 --> 00:03:45,095 Ohhhh! 72 00:03:45,183 --> 00:03:48,523 We just hit another baby love record high! 73 00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:51,233 -[party horns squawk] -[babies cheering] 74 00:03:51,814 --> 00:03:56,954 Gotta give a big thank-you to Bubbeezee, the company that's made our job so easy, 75 00:03:57,028 --> 00:03:59,858 we could have a jar of creamed ham as our CEO. 76 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:02,028 [goofy laugh] 77 00:04:02,116 --> 00:04:03,076 But we don't. 78 00:04:03,159 --> 00:04:06,959 It's another big win for the best boss ever, 79 00:04:07,038 --> 00:04:10,118 Jimbo CEO Baby! 80 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:11,418 Great job, team! 81 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:14,131 -Who likes partying and being excited? -[dance music plays] 82 00:04:14,212 --> 00:04:16,212 -[party horns squawk] -[babies cheering] 83 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,680 -[both laugh] -Looking good, Chip. 84 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:23,350 Frankie, loved that Q3 statistical report! 85 00:04:23,429 --> 00:04:24,759 So many colors! 86 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:28,231 -Oh, this guy! -[both laughing] 87 00:04:32,063 --> 00:04:35,533 -[keyboard clicking] -We hit a new baby love high, again! 88 00:04:35,608 --> 00:04:38,778 [laughs] It's like we're on a trampoline that only bounces up! 89 00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:41,157 Oh, hey, yeah, totally ready to party. 90 00:04:41,239 --> 00:04:43,159 I just wanna run these numbers a few more times. 91 00:04:43,241 --> 00:04:44,281 That okay with you, boss? 92 00:04:44,492 --> 00:04:47,372 [giggles] Boss... me! 93 00:04:47,453 --> 00:04:48,873 [laughing] 94 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:50,955 [music continues] 95 00:05:05,054 --> 00:05:07,024 Staci, I think you need to see this. 96 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:10,177 I've seen the Triplets type with their butts before. 97 00:05:10,351 --> 00:05:11,231 -What? -[giggling] 98 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:12,691 Aw, come on, man! 99 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:16,937 Whoa, you sure about these numbers? 100 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:18,065 Bad news, right? 101 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:20,741 -Worse than you think. -What's worse than that? 102 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:24,870 Dealing with the world's biggest "I told you so" from my old boss. 103 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:29,250 The longer you're quiet, the happier you make Mommy and Daddy. 104 00:05:37,962 --> 00:05:40,802 Let's color a picture inside the lines. 105 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:45,009 Who's a good baby? You are! 106 00:05:47,305 --> 00:05:48,135 [sniffs] 107 00:05:48,639 --> 00:05:50,929 [Wagby] Good babies never eat floor food. 108 00:05:57,857 --> 00:06:01,107 -[laughing] -Good babies never, never, ever-- 109 00:06:01,736 --> 00:06:02,566 [Staci] Good. 110 00:06:02,945 --> 00:06:03,985 You're back. 111 00:06:04,363 --> 00:06:05,873 We got business. 112 00:06:07,158 --> 00:06:09,078 Help me hide this busted piece of junk. 113 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:12,000 We need to keep things quiet until we know who we can trust. 114 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:12,910 Aah! 115 00:06:12,997 --> 00:06:15,247 Oh, no-ho-ho! 116 00:06:15,416 --> 00:06:16,416 [thuds] 117 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:19,126 Buckle up. 118 00:06:19,504 --> 00:06:21,924 I was not given the option of not buckling up. 119 00:06:22,006 --> 00:06:25,256 Okay, so baby love's breaking one record after another, right? 120 00:06:25,426 --> 00:06:27,176 All the mommies and daddies seem happy. 121 00:06:27,261 --> 00:06:30,721 "Oh, thanks, Bubbeezee! You made babies so easy." 122 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:32,057 But check this out. 123 00:06:32,141 --> 00:06:34,141 I ran simulations to predict future baby love, 124 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:37,397 and every single time... [imitates crash, explosion] 125 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:40,730 -[alarm blares] -...it comes crashing down... hard. 126 00:06:41,192 --> 00:06:42,032 [all gasp] 127 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:44,195 -What makes it happen? -[vocalizes "I don't know"] 128 00:06:44,278 --> 00:06:48,948 But I know this much-- Bubbeezee is bad for babies. 129 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:51,453 I told you so! 130 00:06:51,536 --> 00:06:54,326 Is that really the best use of our time right now? 131 00:06:54,789 --> 00:06:57,669 Yes, but we also need to stop Bubbeezee-- I told you so-- 132 00:06:57,750 --> 00:06:59,590 while we can still save baby love. 133 00:06:59,669 --> 00:07:01,589 Flip it back on the rewind. What? 134 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:05,761 Your plan is to save baby love by stopping the thing that's boosting baby love? 135 00:07:05,842 --> 00:07:06,722 -[alarm blares] -Whoa! 136 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:09,551 Imagine that's Marsha Krinkle's love for you. 137 00:07:09,637 --> 00:07:11,007 I would prefer not to, thank you. 138 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:13,637 We don't stop Bubbeezee, that crash is coming. 139 00:07:13,724 --> 00:07:15,524 The only question that matters is, 140 00:07:15,601 --> 00:07:18,771 don't you believe she'll still love you without Bubbeezee? 141 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:21,605 Hmm, uh... probably? 142 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:24,778 Cool. So, we know where Happy Sedengry's office is, 143 00:07:24,861 --> 00:07:28,161 and I know the seven weakest spots on the human body. 144 00:07:28,239 --> 00:07:29,489 [wicked chuckle] 145 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:31,124 How many are on the butt? 146 00:07:31,993 --> 00:07:34,123 -[yelps] -Uh, tempting, but, no. 147 00:07:34,203 --> 00:07:36,253 The last time I confronted Happy directly, 148 00:07:36,330 --> 00:07:40,080 I woke up back in my crib ten hours later with no memory of how I got there. 149 00:07:40,168 --> 00:07:43,958 I don't know how that happened, and what I don't know scares me. 150 00:07:44,046 --> 00:07:45,206 We need a different approach. 151 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:48,338 As long as this approach does not involve Wagby slaughter, 152 00:07:48,426 --> 00:07:51,006 which your smile already tells me it does. 153 00:07:51,095 --> 00:07:53,055 Happy's only in this for the money, 154 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:57,939 so we hit him where it really hurts: right in the balance sheet. 155 00:07:58,019 --> 00:08:00,479 We're gonna bust up some Bubbeezee toys. 156 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:02,483 Won't the moms and dads just get replacements? 157 00:08:02,773 --> 00:08:04,193 I'm counting on it. 158 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:09,067 Here's the play: since these products are all brand-new and under warranty, 159 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:10,235 they'll get replaced... 160 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:13,123 and it'll cost Bubbeezee every single time. 161 00:08:13,201 --> 00:08:14,491 [cash register dinging] 162 00:08:15,286 --> 00:08:18,656 And if, say, the sabotage spread to wrecking Bubbeezee products 163 00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:20,828 -in other houses... -[people shouting] 164 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:24,837 ...before long, we'd run Happy completely out of business. 165 00:08:25,254 --> 00:08:26,554 And as a win-win bonus, 166 00:08:26,714 --> 00:08:29,634 we'll be liberating other babies from Bubbeezee's grip, 167 00:08:29,717 --> 00:08:33,297 building an underground revolution one baby at a time. 168 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:36,223 -Hey! -No Brayden. 169 00:08:36,307 --> 00:08:37,767 But he's our shover! 170 00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:40,730 You don't jump into a revolution without a shover. 171 00:08:40,811 --> 00:08:46,071 Me and him got too much daycare history, which I do not want to talk about. 172 00:08:46,150 --> 00:08:47,190 What about Jimbo? 173 00:08:47,276 --> 00:08:48,776 He could shove whatever needs shoving, 174 00:08:48,861 --> 00:08:50,741 and you said he runs the whole company now. 175 00:08:50,905 --> 00:08:53,615 I wouldn't count on Baby Corp being much help. 176 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:55,989 They're not great at facing reality these days. 177 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:58,537 -[dance music plays] -Everything's gonna be great forever! 178 00:08:58,621 --> 00:09:00,871 -[babies cheering] -And I love everybody! 179 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:03,167 He says exactly what I wanna hear. 180 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:04,541 That's leadership! 181 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:06,837 I'm gonna send him a thank-you memo. 182 00:09:06,921 --> 00:09:08,841 We're already understaffed, Stace. 183 00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:12,088 Baby Corp's out, Templeton's got school for half the day. 184 00:09:12,176 --> 00:09:14,006 We're gonna need all the help we can get. 185 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:16,135 [scoffs] Oh, you can have Brayden... 186 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:17,812 or you can have me. 187 00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:19,060 Not both! 188 00:09:19,684 --> 00:09:22,314 [growls] All right, we'll make it work with what we have. 189 00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:26,362 [penguins chirping] 190 00:09:28,526 --> 00:09:30,106 [shouting] 191 00:09:32,488 --> 00:09:33,858 [shouting] 192 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:36,368 Yes! Buskie's back, baby. 193 00:09:39,745 --> 00:09:40,745 [beeping] 194 00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:45,964 [rings] 195 00:09:46,210 --> 00:09:47,340 Hello? Aah! 196 00:09:56,637 --> 00:09:57,467 Whoo! 197 00:09:58,097 --> 00:09:59,097 [Taffeta grunts] 198 00:09:59,181 --> 00:10:00,431 [scissors snip] 199 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:03,517 [babies squealing] 200 00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:11,359 -[phones ringing] -Hello? Hello? 201 00:10:11,527 --> 00:10:13,357 [Doug] I hope these ones last longer. 202 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:16,316 This is the third time I've needed replacements this week, 203 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,906 and it's a dangerous world out there. 204 00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:22,463 I get so stressed Taffy's gonna be injured or fall behind socially while I'm waiting. 205 00:10:22,538 --> 00:10:24,668 Me, too. Where's the reliability? 206 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:27,129 Honestly, Janice and I are thinking of getting out 207 00:10:27,209 --> 00:10:29,749 of the Bubbeezee product system altogether. 208 00:10:29,837 --> 00:10:32,627 I am loving this new team, BB. 209 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:34,715 You babies are my kind of psychopaths. 210 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:35,890 [babies cooing] 211 00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:38,048 Hello! I'm on television. 212 00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:40,507 -Happy Sedengry, Bubbeezee Corporation. -[snoring] 213 00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:41,563 Pleasure. 214 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:44,771 You've heard a fair bit about us recently, and not all good... 215 00:10:45,936 --> 00:10:49,936 which is why I've paid a pretty penny for TV airtime to tell you this: 216 00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:52,864 we at Bubbeezee are aware of the problem 217 00:10:52,943 --> 00:10:54,903 and exactly what's causing it. 218 00:10:56,155 --> 00:11:00,695 So, rest easy knowing I've already handled everything through exciting upgrades 219 00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:02,535 to our Bubbeezee products! 220 00:11:02,703 --> 00:11:04,293 Upgrades? [gasps] 221 00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:05,752 [footsteps approach] 222 00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:06,671 [chirps] 223 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:10,881 [beeping] 224 00:11:10,961 --> 00:11:12,381 [chirping loudly] 225 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:14,223 [Boss] Penguin of vengeance! 226 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:16,434 Aah! Yah! 227 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,089 -[shrieks] -[gasps, whimpers] 228 00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:20,347 -[grunts] -[shrieking] 229 00:11:20,429 --> 00:11:21,759 [whimpers, shouts] 230 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:22,928 [whimpers] 231 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,266 -[shrieking] -What? 232 00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:26,596 -[Staci screams] -Huh? 233 00:11:26,685 --> 00:11:27,805 [babies screaming] 234 00:11:27,895 --> 00:11:28,725 [Boss grunts] 235 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,190 [penguin shrieking] 236 00:11:35,069 --> 00:11:36,819 [pounding] 237 00:11:36,904 --> 00:11:38,954 [gasping] What the hoo-hah was that? 238 00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:41,031 And why wouldn't it go after me? 239 00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:42,987 We've all been busting up Bubbeezee stuff. 240 00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:46,617 -[babbling] -Joy's right! 241 00:11:46,705 --> 00:11:48,325 Happy knows we're wrecking his products, 242 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,956 but the only part of our crew he's actually seen 243 00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:53,843 are the ones who infiltrated his office on Halloween. 244 00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:56,301 No Hendershot, no Mega Fat or Staci... 245 00:11:56,924 --> 00:11:58,344 but, yes, Shover! 246 00:11:58,426 --> 00:11:59,386 We have to rescue him. 247 00:11:59,468 --> 00:12:01,928 [groaning] 248 00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:03,392 Fine! 249 00:12:07,351 --> 00:12:09,271 [crying softly] 250 00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:12,111 [Staci] Hunh-yah! 251 00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:19,993 Just because you're alive does not mean we're friends again. 252 00:12:21,365 --> 00:12:23,365 You wanna tell me what that's all about? 253 00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:25,735 [whimpers] 254 00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:28,208 [babbling] 255 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,228 [babbling] 256 00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:01,316 Nah, dude. 257 00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:03,370 [rattling] 258 00:13:03,824 --> 00:13:07,374 Ugh, anybody got a pencil to shove through that thing's mechanical heart? 259 00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:10,245 -Always! -[Happy] Aw, gruesome! 260 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:12,831 -I just wanted to have a chin-wag. -Happy... 261 00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:15,707 You're Clangclang the Rhythm Bear-or-Monkey? 262 00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:18,091 [Happy] What? No. It's a speaker. 263 00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:21,472 Are you just regular dumb babies who stumbled upon the power of speech? 264 00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:25,100 -Because I was under the impression-- -We're chin-wagging, so wag it. 265 00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:26,429 Ooh, straight to business. 266 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:29,434 Yeah, just wanted to play a little message for you. 267 00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:31,937 [Boss] Right now your mind is splitting in two, 268 00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:33,939 synapses firing on all cylinders. 269 00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:36,271 Pow, zap, boom. Don't fight it. 270 00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:38,147 [gasps] Halloween night. 271 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:40,744 -He must've recorded-- -[Happy] Full security video, actually. 272 00:13:40,819 --> 00:13:43,029 Got an extra copy if you'd like me to share with anyone. 273 00:13:43,113 --> 00:13:44,373 Say, your mum and dad? 274 00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:46,583 -[gasps] -Ooh, wait a minute. 275 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:50,159 Didn't you say seeing a talking baby would snap a grown-up's brain? 276 00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:52,076 Probably worse if it's your own kid, eh? 277 00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:54,384 All right, Happy, you've made your threat, now-- 278 00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:56,458 No, I'm making you an offer. 279 00:13:56,544 --> 00:14:00,214 I'll leave your family and your wee playmates alone forever. 280 00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:03,877 All you have to do is muscle up and meet me face-to-face. 281 00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:05,393 [all gasp] 282 00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:08,965 I don't have to say out loud that's a terrible idea, right? 283 00:14:09,056 --> 00:14:10,886 I assumed that's what we were all thinking, 284 00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:13,265 but then nobody said anything and it got weird. 285 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:14,942 Offer accepted. 286 00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:24,609 Get comfy. 287 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,784 I want to know everything. 288 00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:29,908 [Boss] Uh, well, not forever forever. 289 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:33,754 We only stay like this as long as we drink Baby Corp's special formula. 290 00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:34,826 Whoa, hang about. 291 00:14:34,915 --> 00:14:37,745 A few minutes ago, you said you got fired from Baby Corp. 292 00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:40,335 How are you still a talking smart baby without the formula? 293 00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:43,174 They give us a six-month supply in the severance package. 294 00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:44,877 We call it a "creamy parachute." 295 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,257 Ah, good as gold. 296 00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:48,303 So I'll have a bit shy of six months, yeah? 297 00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:51,636 -For what? -Well, take a ganza for yourself. 298 00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:54,814 Future home of Bubbeezee Worldwide. 299 00:14:57,688 --> 00:14:59,438 Is that supposed to be me? 300 00:14:59,523 --> 00:15:02,993 Imagine the sales after six months with my new corporate mascot. 301 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,862 He responds to verbal commands. 302 00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:06,735 He solves complex math problems. 303 00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:09,242 And doesn't he look spiffy in that business suit? 304 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:10,490 Too flash! 305 00:15:10,784 --> 00:15:15,044 And the sweetest part is how easy it is bending simple babies like you to my will. 306 00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:16,292 Like to know how I do it? 307 00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:17,883 Nah, I'm good. 308 00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:19,464 You mind if I color? 309 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:25,378 Look, I-I've prepared a very dramatic presentation here, 310 00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:27,636 and, frankly, it's quite rude you keep interrupting-- 311 00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:28,968 Here's the thing, chief. 312 00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:32,603 I don't need to know the trick because I know what's behind it: 313 00:15:32,681 --> 00:15:35,851 nothing but plain, ordinary fear. 314 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:37,936 No, it isn't. 315 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,520 It's your whole business model. 316 00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:43,276 You make parents afraid their babies will get hurt, 317 00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:46,399 or they won't grow up smart enough, or a million other fears. 318 00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:50,157 You claim your products will fix it all, but you can't, really, 319 00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:52,794 because babies aren't easy. 320 00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:54,038 They're unpredictable. 321 00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:55,749 Life is unpredictable. 322 00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:58,749 And the only thing any of us can do is square up, 323 00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:01,292 look our fears in the eyes and tell them... 324 00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:04,339 you don't get to run my life. 325 00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:06,375 Aah! Outside the lines! 326 00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:08,470 I don't care what your trick was. 327 00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:11,046 -We're not afraid of you anymore. -[thudding] 328 00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:13,806 -Or your driver, for that matter. -[muffled groaning] 329 00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:20,271 Now, pack up your phony business and get out of my-- 330 00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:21,404 -Oh! -[crashes] 331 00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:23,984 [steam hissing] 332 00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:27,611 Who taught you babies how to drive? 333 00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:29,950 Where's Happy? 334 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,489 Ooh, bad luck on your crash site, eh? 335 00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:35,485 Offer's still on the table, Boss Baby. 336 00:16:35,577 --> 00:16:39,417 You can come work for Bubbeezee, or Bubbeezee can come for you. 337 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:42,455 -Bloop. -[gears whirring] 338 00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:48,629 -[beeps] -[gears whirring] 339 00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:53,926 New toys. 340 00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,506 Let's play. 341 00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:57,057 -Hyah! -[babies shouting] 342 00:16:58,058 --> 00:16:59,268 [squealing] 343 00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:03,231 [grunts, giggling] 344 00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:06,940 Scramble! Keep him confused! 345 00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:08,074 G'ah! 346 00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:10,819 -[Hendershot] I'm a distraction! -[Dakota shouts] 347 00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:13,315 [grunting] Hyah! 348 00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:16,163 [Staci continues grunting] 349 00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:19,042 Hyaw! [shouting] 350 00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:20,962 [Staci] Yah! 351 00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:23,876 Brayden! 352 00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:26,295 Come on, man! 353 00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:28,048 Stay with me, Brayden! 354 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:29,760 You have to wake up. 355 00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:33,177 There's-- there's something I gotta tell you. 356 00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:39,733 You deserve that. 357 00:17:39,933 --> 00:17:40,773 [growls] 358 00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:43,982 -How we doing, Boss? -Not great. 359 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,813 -[loud humming] -Our babies are overmatched. 360 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:46,898 We need reinforcements. 361 00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:48,982 -[Tim shouting] -[bike bell rings] 362 00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:50,526 [Boss and Staci] Yah! 363 00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:54,358 [powers down] 364 00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:58,535 -[laughter] -[overlapping voices] Yeah! 365 00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:00,999 I saw the big cyclops dinosaur thing from school 366 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,460 and figured you could use some help, probably lots, 367 00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:05,880 so I've also been sending live video. 368 00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:08,339 Triplets, you're in charge while I'm gone. 369 00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:10,920 -Temporary promotion? -[Triplets] Yay! 370 00:18:11,006 --> 00:18:13,966 My best friends are in trouble, and I miss them! 371 00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:17,595 So let's do something nuts! 372 00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:20,349 [babies shouting] 373 00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:22,096 [thuds] 374 00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:24,064 [toys power down] 375 00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:30,113 Hello! Yes, I know I haven't talked in a bit, but, uh, whoo-hoo, still here. 376 00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:31,987 Honorable move, Happy. 377 00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:34,319 I respect a man who knows when he's beat. 378 00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:37,118 This? Yeah, nah, hardly a surrender, mate. 379 00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:39,659 I've just been stalling till the real threat gets here. 380 00:18:39,743 --> 00:18:41,913 -[parents shouting] -Where are you guys? Where are they? 381 00:18:41,995 --> 00:18:45,365 [Doug] The call said they'd been spotted in that construction site. 382 00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:47,747 [Boss] Right now, your mind is splitting in two. 383 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:51,340 -Synapses firing-- -[Happy] You all work for Bubbeezee now. 384 00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:53,423 Or I show this talking baby video, 385 00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:57,087 and your mummies' and daddies' brains go skip-skapety-scoopety... 386 00:18:57,177 --> 00:18:58,047 [blows raspberry] 387 00:18:58,387 --> 00:18:59,677 [Tim] Go! We gotta hide! 388 00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:02,603 Well, you know where to find me if you want to stop the madness. 389 00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:03,733 [Marsha] Happy? 390 00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,349 Uh, have you seen our babies? 391 00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:08,055 Oh, nothing more important than our loved ones, eh? 392 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:11,017 Oh, hello. Maybe there's a clue on this tape I discovered. 393 00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:12,395 Hmm... 394 00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:13,439 [babbling] 395 00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:15,284 We can't just surrender! 396 00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:19,072 If we give in to Happy's blackmail, he'll use us to take Bubbeezee global. 397 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,028 We'd be hurting babies everywhere. 398 00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:22,661 [babbling] 399 00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:24,454 My parents are out there, too! 400 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:27,250 -I'm trying to think of-- -[Mega Fat giggling] 401 00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:29,167 [giggling continues] 402 00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:31,501 Sorry, but I figured it out. 403 00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:33,005 They're just scared. 404 00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:35,168 I told you that's Happy's business model. 405 00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:36,587 How is that helpful right now? 406 00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:38,718 It's what they're scared of. 407 00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:42,221 Here it goes. 408 00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:45,226 Any moment. 409 00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:47,639 [Mega Fat] I always thought mommies and daddies were worried 410 00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:49,558 about having bad babies. 411 00:19:49,646 --> 00:19:53,316 But what they're really scared of is that they are bad parents. 412 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,320 -[giggling] -How is this funny? 413 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,235 Get him a bottle of special formula! 414 00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:00,282 Mega Fat got fired way before I did. 415 00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:02,195 His six-month supply is running out. 416 00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:05,044 -He's turning into a normal baby! -[Mega Fat] No. 417 00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:09,753 I have an idea, but it means I have to turn into a normal baby. 418 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:12,035 -But... -It's okay. 419 00:20:12,127 --> 00:20:14,757 This was never your journey. It's mine. 420 00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:17,007 And I'm not afraid anymore. 421 00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:21,176 I'm sorry for... 422 00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:23,470 you know, all of it. 423 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,603 My only regret is that I never got to tell you 424 00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:29,353 how the "Ha-Ha You're Fired" song ended. 425 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,185 Was the last line "you're fired"? 426 00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:32,185 It was. 427 00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:33,317 I know. 428 00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:38,493 So, I'm just pressing play, am I? 429 00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:41,820 No one's, uh, you know... [clicks tongue] gonna stop me? 430 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,577 Would you just hit the darn button? 431 00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,079 Well, suit yourselves. 432 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,080 -[Mega Fat giggling] -[all gasping] 433 00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:52,539 My baby! 434 00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:55,839 [giggling] 435 00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:59,262 [giggling, grunts] 436 00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:01,006 [all gasp] 437 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:04,140 [gasps] Oh, I'm so sorry I lost you and I'm a terrible mother, 438 00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:06,181 and just tell me you're okay! [sobs] 439 00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:10,274 Mwah. 440 00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:13,401 Mama. 441 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:18,824 [sobbing] 442 00:21:18,902 --> 00:21:21,362 Mommy loves you so much! 443 00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:24,196 I love you more than I love everything in my whole world. 444 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,493 -[babies babbling] -[Janice] There they are! 445 00:21:26,576 --> 00:21:27,616 -Oh! -[parents chattering] 446 00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:31,003 Did, uh... Did we still want to see the tape, then, or...? 447 00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,999 How did you guys even get out here? 448 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,917 Right, free-- free products for every-- 449 00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:40,970 [police siren wails] 450 00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:45,469 [Doug] And after we drop off this human garbage in jail, ice cream! 451 00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:48,024 -[Dakota giggles] -No, I don't think it looks infected. 452 00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:49,678 You did great, Marsha. 453 00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:52,600 [laughing, cooing] 454 00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:54,806 -See you around, kid. -[Tim] Can you hurry them up? 455 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:56,570 I really need to sneak back to school. 456 00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:58,528 You're gonna wanna hurry yourself, Boss. 457 00:21:58,692 --> 00:21:59,862 I just got a call. 458 00:21:59,943 --> 00:22:02,403 The board of directors wants to see you. 459 00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:07,237 I think they might have reconsidered their "don't go after Bubbeezee" policy. 460 00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:11,459 Therefore, with deepest apologies, 461 00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:15,828 we offer you not your old position as VP of Field Operations, 462 00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:20,877 but the job you have so righteously deserved for far too long. 463 00:22:20,964 --> 00:22:24,434 Welcome back, our new CEO... 464 00:22:24,801 --> 00:22:26,261 [board] Boss Baby! 465 00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:27,510 When do I start? 466 00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:29,428 -Right now. -[fire crackling] 467 00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:30,564 Uh, please? 468 00:22:31,266 --> 00:22:32,176 [alarm blaring] 469 00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:35,397 -You were CEOs for half an hour! -We had a good run. 470 00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:38,899 -Tag, you're in charge! -Good luck, Boss Baby CEO Baby! 471 00:22:39,232 --> 00:22:42,282 -[alarm blaring, fire crackling] -[metal creaks, thuds] 472 00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:07,005 ♪ Boss Baby ♪