1 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:31,811 I'm just going to get some flowers, dear. 2 00:00:31,811 --> 00:00:37,860 It's tulip season today and I'm so happy. 3 00:00:39,946 --> 00:00:44,117 - Son of a bitch. - Come on, sweetie. 4 00:00:44,326 --> 00:00:47,245 Come on, sweetie. 5 00:00:51,834 --> 00:00:55,171 Come on now, sweetheart. 6 00:00:57,674 --> 00:01:03,305 Go for a little ride, then you can whiz all over the city. 7 00:01:03,514 --> 00:01:07,477 Come on, go for a ride. 8 00:01:07,685 --> 00:01:09,771 No! Freeze! 9 00:01:11,022 --> 00:01:13,525 Leg down! Leg down! 10 00:01:14,359 --> 00:01:17,488 That's it. Come on. 11 00:01:20,825 --> 00:01:23,745 No! You monkey-eared son of a ... 12 00:01:23,954 --> 00:01:28,751 You have pissed your last floor. 13 00:01:28,959 --> 00:01:33,548 I'll bet you wish you were a real ... 14 00:01:33,756 --> 00:01:36,885 You dog-eared monkey. 15 00:01:38,762 --> 00:01:43,559 This is New York. If you can make it here you can make it anywhere. 16 00:01:52,736 --> 00:01:55,030 Verdell? 17 00:01:55,239 --> 00:01:58,159 Verdell? 18 00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:02,956 Where's my good doggie? Verdell? 19 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:06,919 Come here, sweetheart. 20 00:02:07,545 --> 00:02:09,839 Mr. Udall? 21 00:02:12,342 --> 00:02:16,722 - Have you seen Verdell? - What does he look like? 22 00:02:18,807 --> 00:02:25,899 My dog. You know ... My dog with the adorable face. 23 00:02:26,107 --> 00:02:32,364 - Don't you know what it looks like? - You were talking about your dog. 24 00:02:32,573 --> 00:02:37,161 I thought it was that coloured man. 25 00:02:37,996 --> 00:02:40,707 Which colour was that? 26 00:02:41,750 --> 00:02:46,130 Thick molasses with a broad nose. 27 00:02:46,338 --> 00:02:49,467 - Perfect for smelling prison food. - Frank! 28 00:02:49,676 --> 00:02:54,264 - You have got to get dressed. - Frank Sachs. Melvin Udall. 29 00:02:54,473 --> 00:02:59,478 Frank shows my work, Mr. Udall. I think you know that. 30 00:02:59,478 --> 00:03:03,858 As long as you keep your work zipped up, around me, - 31 00:03:04,067 --> 00:03:06,987 - I don't care where you shove your show. 32 00:03:07,195 --> 00:03:11,992 Are we done being neighbours? 33 00:03:14,912 --> 00:03:19,918 - Let me ... - No! Not worth it. 34 00:03:24,924 --> 00:03:32,432 - Hope you find him. Love that dog. - You don't love anything. 35 00:03:56,209 --> 00:03:59,546 One, two, three, four, five. 36 00:04:00,172 --> 00:04:03,300 One, two, three, four, five. 37 00:04:23,949 --> 00:04:27,286 Hot. Hot, hot, hot. 38 00:04:45,014 --> 00:04:51,271 - Where is he? - He had a thing with the dog. 39 00:04:51,271 --> 00:04:54,400 - Ugly dog. - He's adorable. 40 00:04:59,197 --> 00:05:01,908 My honey. Where have you been? 41 00:05:03,994 --> 00:05:07,540 Look at my boy. 42 00:05:11,294 --> 00:05:15,465 - I found him, Mr. Bishop. - We know you did. 43 00:05:15,674 --> 00:05:18,177 Where was my baby? 44 00:05:18,385 --> 00:05:25,685 In the basement garbage bin eating diaper shit. 45 00:05:26,728 --> 00:05:31,734 - You earned your fun, John. - It just struck me as funny. 46 00:05:31,942 --> 00:05:39,034 How did he get down there? Even if he got in the elevator ... 47 00:05:39,034 --> 00:05:44,456 Maybe some nice neighbour shoved him down the garbage chute. 48 00:05:46,959 --> 00:05:52,799 "In the dark she had confessed and he had forgiven." 49 00:05:52,799 --> 00:05:55,928 "This is what you live for, he said." 50 00:05:55,928 --> 00:05:59,682 "Two heads on a pillow. All is approval." 51 00:05:59,891 --> 00:06:04,688 "There is only the safety of being with each other." 52 00:06:04,896 --> 00:06:10,528 "How could she find such hope in the most shameful part of her?" 53 00:06:10,736 --> 00:06:16,367 - Mr. Udall! - "She was able to define love." 54 00:06:16,576 --> 00:06:18,870 "Love was ..." 55 00:06:19,079 --> 00:06:24,710 Mr. Udall, I'd like to speak to you. Let me do this by myself. 56 00:06:24,919 --> 00:06:29,299 - "Love was ..." - Are you in there? 57 00:06:30,342 --> 00:06:32,636 Pansy-assed stool-pusher! 58 00:06:32,844 --> 00:06:35,764 Yes? 59 00:06:35,973 --> 00:06:38,476 This can wait. 60 00:06:38,684 --> 00:06:42,647 I found Verdell, Mr. Udall. 61 00:06:47,027 --> 00:06:51,198 Well ... That's a load off. 62 00:06:51,407 --> 00:06:55,578 Did you ... do something to him? 63 00:06:55,578 --> 00:07:01,418 Do you realize that I work at home? 64 00:07:01,627 --> 00:07:06,841 Do you like being interrupted when you're playing in your garden? 65 00:07:09,344 --> 00:07:13,724 No, I turn the ringer off on my phone. 66 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:17,895 - And put a piece of cardboard ... - I work all the time. 67 00:07:17,895 --> 00:07:22,067 So never interrupt me! 68 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:27,072 Not if you hear the sound of a thud from my home, - 69 00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:32,078 - and one week later there's a smell from a decaying human body, - 70 00:07:32,287 --> 00:07:37,501 - and you have to hold a hanky to your face because of the stench. 71 00:07:37,709 --> 00:07:41,255 Even then, don't come knocking. 72 00:07:41,464 --> 00:07:47,304 Or if it's election night and you want to celebrate, - 73 00:07:47,512 --> 00:07:53,144 - because some fudge-packer was elected the first queer president. 74 00:07:53,144 --> 00:07:58,149 And he's going to have you down to Camp David, - 75 00:07:58,358 --> 00:08:02,321 - and you want someone to share the moment with. 76 00:08:02,529 --> 00:08:08,160 Even then, don't knock. Not on this door. 77 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:11,706 Not for any reason. 78 00:08:11,915 --> 00:08:15,669 Do you get me, sweetheart? 79 00:08:16,712 --> 00:08:22,969 Yes. It's not a subtle point that you are making. 80 00:08:24,220 --> 00:08:27,140 Okay, then. 81 00:08:39,029 --> 00:08:44,243 So, now he will think twice before messing with me. 82 00:08:52,586 --> 00:08:56,549 "Love was ..." 83 00:08:58,426 --> 00:09:01,346 What was love? 84 00:09:01,554 --> 00:09:05,517 "Love was ..." 85 00:09:09,063 --> 00:09:12,400 Now I'm really pissed! 86 00:09:14,277 --> 00:09:16,988 Don't touch! 87 00:09:17,197 --> 00:09:21,994 Shut up! You don't intimidate me with your attitude. 88 00:09:21,994 --> 00:09:25,957 I grew up in hell, homeboy. My grandmother had more attitude. 89 00:09:26,165 --> 00:09:33,048 Police! Doughnut-munching morons! Help me! 90 00:09:33,257 --> 00:09:37,219 Assault! And you're black! 91 00:09:37,428 --> 00:09:41,808 I like Simon enough to batter you unrecognizable, - 92 00:09:42,017 --> 00:09:46,814 - if you verbally abuse him or touch that dog again. 93 00:09:49,734 --> 00:09:55,574 Meantime ... I'll think of some way that you can make it up to him. 94 00:09:55,574 --> 00:10:00,788 I hate doing this! I'm an art dealer. 95 00:10:00,996 --> 00:10:03,082 Have a nice day. 96 00:10:03,291 --> 00:10:05,585 Party! 97 00:10:24,982 --> 00:10:29,362 - Don't touch. - Get a life. 98 00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:33,533 Watch it. 99 00:10:41,667 --> 00:10:44,587 - Look at you. You're better. - New medication. 100 00:10:44,796 --> 00:10:48,133 You know all my son's stuff? I've got a date tonight. 101 00:10:48,342 --> 00:10:52,930 I'm walking out the door, he says, "l promise not to get a cough." 102 00:10:53,139 --> 00:10:57,101 - Isn't that sweet? - A little blond angel. 103 00:10:58,353 --> 00:11:03,358 I said, "You love me the way you love your remote control." 104 00:11:03,567 --> 00:11:05,653 That's great. 105 00:11:05,861 --> 00:11:10,867 People that talk in metaphors ought to shampoo my crotch. 106 00:11:11,076 --> 00:11:14,204 - Eat up! - I've got your money. 107 00:11:14,413 --> 00:11:18,584 - Pay me next week. - I owe you and I told you today. 108 00:11:18,584 --> 00:11:20,670 Excuse me, Melvin. 109 00:11:23,798 --> 00:11:26,510 There you go. 110 00:11:29,847 --> 00:11:34,644 Pardon me. Take the money. 111 00:11:34,644 --> 00:11:40,901 - Take a cab home and get ready. - Ready is not my problem. 112 00:11:41,527 --> 00:11:46,115 - I'm starving. - You're not allowed back here. 113 00:11:46,324 --> 00:11:51,955 Spence is more excited about it than I am. 114 00:11:53,206 --> 00:11:55,709 Sometimes, these kids, you just want to ... 115 00:11:55,918 --> 00:12:00,089 - I've got jews at my table. - It's not your table. 116 00:12:00,089 --> 00:12:03,218 You can sit at someone else's station. 117 00:12:05,095 --> 00:12:08,015 Or you can wait your turn. 118 00:12:16,358 --> 00:12:19,486 How much more have you got to eat? 119 00:12:22,615 --> 00:12:26,786 Appetites aren't as big as your noses, huh? 120 00:12:26,995 --> 00:12:29,706 That's it! 121 00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:32,209 Let's go. 122 00:12:32,417 --> 00:12:37,215 He's barred for life. 123 00:12:46,183 --> 00:12:50,772 - They left. - Yeah, what do you know? 124 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:58,280 Bryan says, if you ever act like this again you are barred for life. 125 00:12:58,489 --> 00:13:01,409 I'm going to miss the excitement. 126 00:13:03,077 --> 00:13:05,163 Three eggs, over easy. 127 00:13:05,371 --> 00:13:09,543 - Sausage, bacon, fries. - Fries today? 128 00:13:09,751 --> 00:13:13,923 A short stack. Coffee with cream and sweetener. 129 00:13:14,131 --> 00:13:17,260 You'll die soon, with that diet. 130 00:13:17,260 --> 00:13:23,100 We're all gonna die. You and I are, and it sounds like your son will. 131 00:13:40,202 --> 00:13:43,540 If you ever mention my son again ... 132 00:13:43,748 --> 00:13:48,754 ... you will never be able to eat here again. Do you understand? 133 00:13:54,385 --> 00:14:00,225 Give me some sign you understand, or leave now. 134 00:14:01,268 --> 00:14:06,274 Do you understand me, you crazy fuck? 135 00:14:10,862 --> 00:14:13,782 Do you? 136 00:14:20,456 --> 00:14:22,542 Yes ... 137 00:14:29,842 --> 00:14:33,596 I'll get your order. 138 00:14:33,805 --> 00:14:36,933 Wear my earrings tonight. 139 00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:44,442 It's just so interesting. You said it like it was nothing. 140 00:14:49,447 --> 00:14:54,870 - Where's the bedroom? - This is sort of it ... 141 00:14:55,079 --> 00:14:58,624 I sort of sleep in here. 142 00:15:07,801 --> 00:15:10,096 Don't worry about it. 143 00:15:34,081 --> 00:15:36,375 What? 144 00:15:37,210 --> 00:15:40,130 I don't know. 145 00:15:47,221 --> 00:15:49,932 Grandma ... 146 00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:55,772 - Maybe you better check. - What did you think I was going to? 147 00:15:58,067 --> 00:16:03,281 I'm sorry. I was hearing everything ... 148 00:16:03,489 --> 00:16:07,452 I put these on to give you privacy. 149 00:16:07,661 --> 00:16:10,372 How was dinner? 150 00:16:11,415 --> 00:16:17,046 - How was your friend? - Are you okay? Scootch over. 151 00:16:18,506 --> 00:16:22,469 - Where did he take you to eat? - A nice place. 152 00:16:23,303 --> 00:16:26,432 I have him ... 153 00:16:26,641 --> 00:16:30,395 - One more spit? - He's waiting. 154 00:16:30,603 --> 00:16:33,106 Go. 155 00:16:33,315 --> 00:16:37,069 - Give me a hug. - Carol. 156 00:16:37,278 --> 00:16:42,492 - Carol, I have him. - She has me. Go. 157 00:16:47,289 --> 00:16:50,209 Close the curtains. 158 00:16:53,755 --> 00:16:57,509 No! He can't take smoke. 159 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:02,097 Magic. 160 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:15,654 God! That'll teach you. I don't even notice it any more. 161 00:17:16,489 --> 00:17:18,783 Come here. 162 00:17:29,003 --> 00:17:34,008 - It's a little bit of throw-up. - "Little bit of throw-up"? 163 00:17:36,094 --> 00:17:39,640 What shall we do? 164 00:17:39,848 --> 00:17:43,394 Shall I write down which train you take, or should we lay ... 165 00:17:43,603 --> 00:17:46,731 No. I'll take a cab. 166 00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:57,785 It's just a little too much reality for a Friday night. 167 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:04,877 I promised Simon I'd find him a model. 168 00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:09,257 Take me off the speaker. These are house seats. 169 00:18:09,257 --> 00:18:16,348 Come on. You could use a break. Hello? Carl? You there? 170 00:18:17,182 --> 00:18:19,894 Okay. I just found a model. 171 00:18:21,979 --> 00:18:25,733 - Hey, boys! - I know this guy. 172 00:18:29,071 --> 00:18:32,199 What's going on? 173 00:18:33,659 --> 00:18:37,205 - Hi. Remember? - I only need one. 174 00:18:37,622 --> 00:18:40,750 You picked me up some time ago. 175 00:18:40,959 --> 00:18:44,922 - This is for a portrait. - Portrait? 176 00:18:46,173 --> 00:18:49,719 Come here. I'll give you the address. 177 00:18:49,927 --> 00:18:54,099 - Brad Pitt. It's the shit. - Do you read? 178 00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:02,024 Who is it, baby? 179 00:19:04,736 --> 00:19:08,073 Who is it, Verdell? 180 00:19:09,950 --> 00:19:13,496 I'm sorry. I told you today. 181 00:19:13,704 --> 00:19:16,624 I was out in the studio and I ... 182 00:19:18,084 --> 00:19:19,753 It's out here. 183 00:19:19,961 --> 00:19:23,299 - You have great things. - Gershwin. Great, isn't he? 184 00:19:23,507 --> 00:19:28,096 I make a big deal about picking models, but Carl is so thorough. 185 00:19:28,304 --> 00:19:31,641 I bet he drove you nuts checking your résumé. 186 00:19:35,187 --> 00:19:38,107 This is not a nude. 187 00:19:39,150 --> 00:19:41,653 Just kidding around. 188 00:19:42,695 --> 00:19:44,781 So much for love. 189 00:19:46,658 --> 00:19:48,535 And yet another pose. 190 00:19:48,744 --> 00:19:55,210 - What is your previous experience? - I'm running out of ideas here. 191 00:19:57,712 --> 00:20:02,510 - Give me some direction. - I just watch. 192 00:20:02,510 --> 00:20:07,724 Until something strikes me. Do anything you think of. 193 00:20:07,932 --> 00:20:13,564 Wait until I say to hold that pose, then just try to hold it. 194 00:20:15,232 --> 00:20:17,318 No direction. 195 00:20:18,778 --> 00:20:23,575 What I do is, I watch. 196 00:20:25,035 --> 00:20:28,789 Ever watch somebody who doesn't know you're watching them? 197 00:20:28,998 --> 00:20:33,586 An old woman sitting on a bus? Or kids going to school? 198 00:20:33,795 --> 00:20:39,218 Somebody just waiting, and you see this flash come over them. 199 00:20:39,426 --> 00:20:44,849 And you know it has nothing to do with anything external. 200 00:20:45,058 --> 00:20:49,855 They're just sort of realer and more alive. 201 00:20:50,898 --> 00:20:55,695 You look at someone long enough, you discover their humanity. 202 00:20:58,615 --> 00:21:02,577 I know exactly what you mean. 203 00:21:07,792 --> 00:21:12,380 Oh, my God ... Hold it. 204 00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:16,760 Look out. 205 00:21:16,969 --> 00:21:18,846 Excuse me. 206 00:21:20,723 --> 00:21:24,060 I got on the third line of dialogue. 207 00:21:24,269 --> 00:21:27,189 And all of a sudden I blanked. 208 00:21:27,397 --> 00:21:29,483 Clippity-clop. lgnores me. 209 00:21:29,691 --> 00:21:34,071 - So he said to me, "Last chance." - Last chance. 210 00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:37,408 - I came back in. - Here she comes to ignore me again. 211 00:21:37,617 --> 00:21:41,997 I messed up the same line. But guess what? 212 00:21:42,831 --> 00:21:44,917 He cast me! 213 00:21:45,125 --> 00:21:49,923 Just what the world needs. Another actress. 214 00:21:56,597 --> 00:21:59,517 Can't live without me? 215 00:22:01,811 --> 00:22:06,817 I'm finally going to ask. What's with the plastic picnicware? 216 00:22:07,651 --> 00:22:10,988 Are you afraid ours isn't clean? 217 00:22:10,988 --> 00:22:16,411 - It's a judgment call. - Give yourself a pep talk. 218 00:22:16,619 --> 00:22:21,834 "Must try other people's clean silverware when dining out." 219 00:22:24,128 --> 00:22:28,925 - What's wrong with your son? - What do you care? 220 00:22:37,476 --> 00:22:41,439 He fights to breathe. His asthma can shoot off the charts. 221 00:22:41,648 --> 00:22:47,696 His immune system fails when there's trouble, so an ear infection ... 222 00:22:49,573 --> 00:22:53,119 - Is this bothering you? - No. 223 00:22:54,996 --> 00:22:58,959 An ear infection, anything, sends him to the emergency room, - 224 00:22:59,167 --> 00:23:03,130 - where I get some nine-year-old they just made a doctor. 225 00:23:03,130 --> 00:23:05,633 Nice chatting. 226 00:23:07,302 --> 00:23:10,430 - His name? - Spencer. 227 00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:16,896 Spence. 228 00:23:23,362 --> 00:23:26,073 It's okay. Go on. 229 00:23:35,876 --> 00:23:38,170 Put on anything you want. 230 00:23:38,378 --> 00:23:42,758 - I might be sort of done here. - All we do is work. Let's play! 231 00:23:57,775 --> 00:24:04,658 - So you're practically finished? - Yeah. There is one more stage. 232 00:24:11,541 --> 00:24:15,087 - Where are you going? - No place. Just to sneak a peek. 233 00:24:27,184 --> 00:24:31,355 - Verdell, you want some chocolate? - He's not allowed. 234 00:24:31,564 --> 00:24:36,152 Wait! I got to take off. Do you want to say goodbye? 235 00:24:36,361 --> 00:24:40,115 - Yeah. He's just got to go. - Wait. 236 00:24:40,115 --> 00:24:42,618 I'm going to look at the painting. 237 00:24:46,789 --> 00:24:48,875 Where are you going? 238 00:24:52,003 --> 00:24:55,132 Want some water? What's the matter? 239 00:24:55,340 --> 00:24:57,426 You want some water? 240 00:25:00,972 --> 00:25:03,475 Simon, wait! 241 00:25:16,197 --> 00:25:19,326 Why are you doing this? 242 00:25:20,994 --> 00:25:23,497 No, wait ... 243 00:25:23,706 --> 00:25:27,252 - That painting in there ... - Are you cruising him? 244 00:25:36,846 --> 00:25:38,097 Excuse me ... 245 00:25:38,097 --> 00:25:41,851 - Help me! - Come on! 246 00:25:43,728 --> 00:25:45,606 Come on. 247 00:25:57,494 --> 00:26:01,665 You call 911 and don't leave your name? 248 00:26:01,874 --> 00:26:06,463 - Even a dumb geezer knows ... - Just move on. No one was killed. 249 00:26:06,671 --> 00:26:08,757 Ask him. 250 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:13,345 Don't bark at me. I didn't name you. 251 00:26:13,554 --> 00:26:17,517 We will. And if he can't, we'll come back and ask you. 252 00:26:17,725 --> 00:26:24,608 Hey. I come from hell. My grandma has got more attitude than you. 253 00:26:24,817 --> 00:26:28,571 Go shake down a 7-11 for a day-old wiener. 254 00:26:28,571 --> 00:26:33,159 There's a painting of one of the guys. 255 00:26:35,871 --> 00:26:41,502 - I've been praying for him. - I'm on my way to the hospital. 256 00:26:41,711 --> 00:26:45,882 - Just watch the dog for tonight. - No, no. 257 00:26:46,091 --> 00:26:49,011 - I'm sorry. - Thanks. 258 00:26:50,471 --> 00:26:54,851 Old bitch. Damn dog. 259 00:26:57,979 --> 00:27:00,899 You're taking him! 260 00:27:00,899 --> 00:27:03,193 Get out of the way! 261 00:27:03,402 --> 00:27:06,322 Even the books. 262 00:27:07,156 --> 00:27:09,242 Wait! 263 00:27:09,867 --> 00:27:13,413 Do you want to say no to me? 264 00:27:18,836 --> 00:27:22,382 I don't want to say nothing to you. 265 00:27:22,799 --> 00:27:29,264 Because I've never felt this crazy. I almost want you to say no. 266 00:27:32,602 --> 00:27:34,687 Thanks for looking after him. 267 00:27:34,896 --> 00:27:41,987 - Hey! Where are you going? - You don't want to mess with me. 268 00:27:41,987 --> 00:27:46,993 I can't take a dog. Nobody's been in here before. 269 00:27:50,747 --> 00:27:53,250 Hey, Frank. 270 00:28:16,818 --> 00:28:20,155 One, two, three, four ... 271 00:28:39,969 --> 00:28:42,472 You're dead. 272 00:28:42,681 --> 00:28:46,644 We don't have no dog food here. 273 00:28:46,644 --> 00:28:51,232 You'll eat what we got. What we eat. 274 00:29:00,409 --> 00:29:02,912 Don't you do anything! 275 00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:20,223 Where's the trust? 276 00:29:29,609 --> 00:29:32,946 Never a break. 277 00:30:04,857 --> 00:30:06,734 God! 278 00:30:06,943 --> 00:30:11,740 We're halfway through the show and we haven't sold a painting. 279 00:30:11,948 --> 00:30:15,285 No, we can't reduce the price. 280 00:30:15,494 --> 00:30:20,500 - I'm in a free fall here. - We can see him. 281 00:30:21,751 --> 00:30:25,088 I'll meet you in there, okay? 282 00:30:27,174 --> 00:30:29,260 Thank you. 283 00:30:31,971 --> 00:30:36,351 - How are you doing, great one? - I haven't looked at myself yet. 284 00:30:36,559 --> 00:30:41,148 I figured I could tell from your reaction. 285 00:30:41,982 --> 00:30:45,945 - That bad? - I talked to the doctor and ... 286 00:30:49,908 --> 00:30:55,956 It's not that bad. The doctors say you'll be your old self again. 287 00:30:56,165 --> 00:31:00,545 The scars might ... Oh, shit! 288 00:31:06,385 --> 00:31:08,471 Jackie ... 289 00:31:08,471 --> 00:31:11,599 Hand me a mirror, please. 290 00:31:19,316 --> 00:31:23,279 Wait. I have a smaller one. 291 00:31:33,290 --> 00:31:36,627 So how are things, anyway? 292 00:31:36,627 --> 00:31:42,259 - How is Verdell? - Mr. Udall ... taking care of him. 293 00:31:42,467 --> 00:31:48,099 - How could you? He'll hurt him. - No, I promise. 294 00:31:48,307 --> 00:31:53,104 Not a chance. I own this guy. Besides, there was nobody else. 295 00:31:53,313 --> 00:31:56,233 I'm always on the move and ... 296 00:31:56,441 --> 00:31:59,361 Trust me. 297 00:31:59,570 --> 00:32:04,158 - You are certain my dog is okay? - Yes, your dog is fine. 298 00:32:11,041 --> 00:32:14,587 Waiting gives the devil time. 299 00:32:31,064 --> 00:32:33,984 Oh, my! 300 00:32:43,787 --> 00:32:46,707 Where did I go? 301 00:32:47,749 --> 00:32:50,878 - That's your dog? - No. 302 00:32:51,921 --> 00:32:55,049 What are you doing with a dog? 303 00:32:55,466 --> 00:33:00,264 - Suckered in, set up. - You're not worried he'll be taken? 304 00:33:02,766 --> 00:33:06,312 No, not until now. 305 00:33:06,521 --> 00:33:10,483 - Sorry. - I'm going to sit here. 306 00:33:10,483 --> 00:33:12,986 Hey, puppy. 307 00:33:13,821 --> 00:33:17,366 It's so cute. 308 00:33:17,366 --> 00:33:20,495 I wonder what breed he is. 309 00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:28,837 He's a little dog. If Bryan's not here, you can bring him in. 310 00:33:31,549 --> 00:33:34,260 How old are you? 311 00:33:34,260 --> 00:33:37,806 To guess by your eyes ... 50. 312 00:33:38,432 --> 00:33:42,603 By your eyes, I'd say you were kind. So much for eyes. 313 00:33:42,812 --> 00:33:47,192 How old are you? You brought it up. I'm curious. 314 00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:52,197 - Not that you're ugly. - I can take the compliment. 315 00:33:52,406 --> 00:33:56,994 But my knees start knocking when you turn on the charm full blast. 316 00:33:57,203 --> 00:34:00,749 What's with the dark? 317 00:34:03,251 --> 00:34:05,546 Dawn patrol. 318 00:34:05,546 --> 00:34:09,508 My son had a full-blown attack. 319 00:34:09,508 --> 00:34:14,931 And for extra fun they gave us the wrong antibiotics. 320 00:34:15,140 --> 00:34:17,851 No! 321 00:34:18,060 --> 00:34:22,231 It's bacon for the dog. 322 00:34:24,108 --> 00:34:28,280 Last week I was playing the piano for him. And he likes it. 323 00:34:28,488 --> 00:34:34,954 So I decide I'm going to make a little joke. 324 00:34:43,922 --> 00:34:48,094 It's a beautiful day for our walk. 325 00:35:00,191 --> 00:35:03,736 Look at that dog. 326 00:35:03,945 --> 00:35:08,951 I've got to give you something real good. 327 00:35:09,368 --> 00:35:13,122 I'm going to show it to you. 328 00:35:14,373 --> 00:35:17,502 Don't be like me. 329 00:35:17,502 --> 00:35:23,342 Stay as you are. You're perfect. I'll get you something to eat. 330 00:35:25,428 --> 00:35:28,556 I'd like to be treated like that. 331 00:35:30,016 --> 00:35:34,187 Let's go home and do some writing. 332 00:35:35,647 --> 00:35:40,236 "He had made the girl happy. And what a girl." 333 00:35:40,653 --> 00:35:44,199 "You've saved my life, she said." 334 00:35:45,659 --> 00:35:49,204 "You'd better make it up to me." 335 00:35:51,916 --> 00:35:57,964 Done! Yes, I hate the doggie. 336 00:35:59,216 --> 00:36:02,344 62 books. Done. 337 00:36:03,179 --> 00:36:08,601 - We have to cut back all expenses. - He has no medical insurance? 338 00:36:08,810 --> 00:36:13,816 These are the food receipts, the household expenses. 339 00:36:14,024 --> 00:36:17,778 - Here's one for the dog again. - I got it. 340 00:36:17,987 --> 00:36:21,116 And all the laundry. 341 00:36:23,201 --> 00:36:30,084 Boy, look at that. He likes it at Chez Melvin. 342 00:36:31,544 --> 00:36:35,924 What are you coming over here for? I can't cook with a dog near me. 343 00:36:36,132 --> 00:36:42,598 Just sit. We don't want any company. I'll read you Emerson. 344 00:36:54,278 --> 00:37:00,118 - How's Verdell doing? - He's a pain in the ass. 345 00:37:03,872 --> 00:37:10,546 Simon's home. Can you keep the dog until he's had a chance to adjust? 346 00:37:10,755 --> 00:37:15,343 It's been weeks and weeks. A few more won't matter. 347 00:37:15,552 --> 00:37:20,975 He wants him back right away. He'll be by tomorrow. 348 00:37:22,852 --> 00:37:26,606 Okay. 349 00:37:32,029 --> 00:37:35,366 Hungry? Be right with you. 350 00:38:38,771 --> 00:38:40,857 Mr. Udall. 351 00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:50,660 Some face they left hanging on you. You look like ... 352 00:38:50,868 --> 00:38:54,622 Could you take it ... 353 00:38:55,665 --> 00:38:58,794 ... just a little easy, Mr. Udall? 354 00:39:02,131 --> 00:39:04,008 Thank you. 355 00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:09,222 Verdell. 356 00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:14,854 Come here, my beautiful boy. Come here. 357 00:39:14,854 --> 00:39:18,399 Let's go home and get well. 358 00:39:19,442 --> 00:39:24,448 I can't blame him for being weird. Look at yourself in the mirror. 359 00:39:29,036 --> 00:39:31,122 Thank you. 360 00:39:34,459 --> 00:39:37,379 Come on, sweetheart. 361 00:39:37,588 --> 00:39:40,925 Verdell, come here. 362 00:39:43,010 --> 00:39:46,139 I know what you want. 363 00:39:49,685 --> 00:39:52,187 Where's my boy? 364 00:39:57,819 --> 00:40:01,573 No, don't force him. 365 00:40:33,276 --> 00:40:37,655 Over a dog! 366 00:40:38,281 --> 00:40:41,827 Over an ugly dog. 367 00:40:49,127 --> 00:40:53,715 Worst sidewalk in New York. Look where they put it. 368 00:41:00,389 --> 00:41:05,187 - Help! - You'll make an appointment. 369 00:41:05,395 --> 00:41:09,358 How can you diagnose someone as an obsessive-compulsive disorder - 370 00:41:09,567 --> 00:41:12,695 - and then act like I had a choice about barging in? 371 00:41:12,695 --> 00:41:16,241 - You must leave. - You said you could help me. 372 00:41:16,449 --> 00:41:21,872 - What was that? A tease? - If you take responsibility ... 373 00:41:22,081 --> 00:41:26,043 - You changed the room around. - Two years ago. 374 00:41:26,252 --> 00:41:30,215 I also grew a beard, but you're not interested in changes in me. 375 00:41:30,423 --> 00:41:34,386 I don't have a mountain of time. I have to get to my restaurant. 376 00:41:34,595 --> 00:41:38,766 Do you know how hard it was for me to come here? 377 00:41:40,226 --> 00:41:42,520 No, we're not doing this now. 378 00:41:42,729 --> 00:41:47,943 I changed just one pattern, as you always said I should. 379 00:41:48,152 --> 00:41:50,446 No. Nope. 380 00:41:59,832 --> 00:42:04,629 What if this is as good as it gets? 381 00:42:16,309 --> 00:42:19,437 What the heck are those for? 382 00:42:21,523 --> 00:42:24,651 No, no, no. Get Carol. 383 00:42:24,651 --> 00:42:30,491 I'm filling in. She might be getting a job closer to home. 384 00:42:32,786 --> 00:42:37,166 - Why plastic? - What are you trying to do to me? 385 00:42:37,374 --> 00:42:41,545 - What do you mean? - Look, elephant girl. 386 00:42:41,754 --> 00:42:47,385 Go get Carol or something. Just have her do my one meal here. 387 00:42:47,385 --> 00:42:50,514 I'll pay whatever you want. 388 00:42:52,808 --> 00:42:55,311 Do it! 389 00:42:57,814 --> 00:43:01,360 Bryan. Code blue. 390 00:43:06,574 --> 00:43:10,954 Out! Just shut up and get out. 391 00:43:11,788 --> 00:43:17,836 I'll be quiet. Just let me stay here. No problem. 392 00:43:18,045 --> 00:43:22,425 Go get Carol. 393 00:43:22,842 --> 00:43:28,056 I'm not a prick. You are. I'm not judging. 394 00:43:28,265 --> 00:43:33,479 This day has been a disaster. 395 00:43:34,105 --> 00:43:38,068 - I'm not sure if I can handle this. - Get out! 396 00:43:39,111 --> 00:43:45,576 Get out immediately or there's going to be trouble. 397 00:44:00,802 --> 00:44:02,887 See you. 398 00:44:03,930 --> 00:44:06,225 It's about time. 399 00:44:08,102 --> 00:44:13,524 - Carol's last name? - Connelly. 400 00:44:21,241 --> 00:44:25,204 - Does he visit often? - Not really. Not any more. 401 00:45:15,678 --> 00:45:18,389 I'm hungry. 402 00:45:18,598 --> 00:45:21,935 You've ruined my whole day. I haven't eaten. 403 00:45:22,144 --> 00:45:26,106 - What are you doing here? - This is not a sexist thing ... 404 00:45:26,315 --> 00:45:29,861 Are you totally gone? This is my home. 405 00:45:31,946 --> 00:45:37,578 I'm trying to keep emotion aside, even though it's important. 406 00:45:37,786 --> 00:45:42,792 - I have strong feelings on this. - What? 407 00:45:42,792 --> 00:45:48,840 That I wasn't there? Do you have any control over how creepy you get? 408 00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:58,435 Yes, I do. 409 00:45:59,269 --> 00:46:05,109 And to prove it ... I have not gotten personal, and you have. 410 00:46:05,735 --> 00:46:10,115 Why aren't you at work? Are you sick? 411 00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:15,746 You don't look sick. 412 00:46:16,163 --> 00:46:19,917 Just tired and bitter. 413 00:46:22,003 --> 00:46:25,132 My son is sick. 414 00:46:27,634 --> 00:46:30,554 What about your mother? 415 00:46:30,971 --> 00:46:36,603 - How do you know about her? - I hear you talking while I wait. 416 00:46:36,811 --> 00:46:40,774 - Mom, I finished my juice. - One sec. 417 00:46:49,951 --> 00:46:52,245 How are you doing? 418 00:46:57,877 --> 00:47:00,171 You should answer me. 419 00:47:00,380 --> 00:47:05,177 Sorry, Melvin. I can't handle you teaching my son manners. 420 00:47:08,097 --> 00:47:10,600 Back to life. 421 00:47:18,108 --> 00:47:20,819 What's wrong? 422 00:47:21,028 --> 00:47:27,285 Five one-thousand, four one-thousand ... 423 00:47:30,205 --> 00:47:34,168 - 104.9. - We're going on a cab ride. 424 00:47:36,254 --> 00:47:39,591 Look out, you guys! 425 00:47:40,634 --> 00:47:45,013 Look out. We're okay. We're okay. 426 00:47:46,682 --> 00:47:49,393 Melvin! Wait! 427 00:47:50,228 --> 00:47:53,356 Melvin! Wait! 428 00:47:58,988 --> 00:48:02,325 Shut up, kids! 429 00:48:02,742 --> 00:48:05,870 Give us a lift, would you? 430 00:48:10,042 --> 00:48:13,379 Cover your mouth when you cough. 431 00:48:15,256 --> 00:48:20,679 - Brooklyn Presbyterian Hospital. - Hospital? 432 00:48:21,304 --> 00:48:26,519 - Any chance you'll be back today? - No! Stay away from me. 433 00:48:31,107 --> 00:48:36,947 We can't put this off any longer. I feel terrible that I have to ... 434 00:48:37,364 --> 00:48:41,744 Could you just leave the dog for a second? 435 00:48:43,413 --> 00:48:46,333 Sorry. 436 00:48:49,044 --> 00:48:54,258 - What are those cards? - Frank thought I should have notes. 437 00:48:55,093 --> 00:49:00,098 So I would maintain focus and not terrify you. 438 00:49:00,307 --> 00:49:05,730 See? He's right. I need the cards. 439 00:49:05,938 --> 00:49:07,607 SIMON, YOU'RE BROKE 440 00:49:14,281 --> 00:49:19,287 The medical bills are 61,000 now. And the show didn't go well. 441 00:49:19,495 --> 00:49:24,292 I spoke to your parents. They didn't hang up or anything. 442 00:49:24,501 --> 00:49:28,464 But they'd feel strange calling you. 443 00:49:28,672 --> 00:49:33,261 I can't call them. Come here, baby. 444 00:49:34,512 --> 00:49:36,389 Come here. 445 00:49:36,598 --> 00:49:40,561 Verdell? What's wrong? 446 00:49:40,769 --> 00:49:45,149 You miss the tough guy? Well, here I am. 447 00:49:45,358 --> 00:49:50,363 Happy to see me, you little mop? How about a ride down the chute? 448 00:49:50,572 --> 00:49:53,283 I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. 449 00:49:53,492 --> 00:49:56,203 I didn't mean that, sweetheart. 450 00:49:56,412 --> 00:49:58,081 Sorry ... 451 00:49:59,540 --> 00:50:04,963 I'll be able to keep my apartment and the studio, won't I? 452 00:50:07,675 --> 00:50:11,638 Oh, my God! 453 00:50:41,463 --> 00:50:45,843 Yes, you make us a lot of money. But it's more appropriate ... 454 00:50:46,051 --> 00:50:52,934 I need this. Just say, "Melvin, I'll try." 455 00:50:55,646 --> 00:50:59,608 - Melvin, I'll try. - Thank you. 456 00:50:59,817 --> 00:51:06,074 My son just got accepted to Brown. My husband was dying. 457 00:51:06,283 --> 00:51:12,123 Good, nice, thrilled, exciting. You don't have to wait with me. 458 00:51:20,048 --> 00:51:27,557 I can't resist. I just have so many questions I want to ask you. 459 00:51:27,765 --> 00:51:31,937 You have no idea what your work means to me. 460 00:51:32,145 --> 00:51:34,648 What does it mean to you? 461 00:51:35,065 --> 00:51:39,654 That somebody out there knows what it's like to be in here. 462 00:51:40,905 --> 00:51:43,199 God, this is like a nightmare. 463 00:51:44,034 --> 00:51:47,996 Come on. Just a couple of questions. 464 00:51:51,334 --> 00:51:55,713 - How do you write women so well? - I think of a man. 465 00:51:55,922 --> 00:52:00,511 And I take away reason and accountability. 466 00:52:32,004 --> 00:52:34,299 - Mom! - In here, Mrs. Connelly. 467 00:52:34,507 --> 00:52:37,636 - Please, what? - I'm ... 468 00:52:37,844 --> 00:52:40,556 - Tell me! - Dr. Bettes. 469 00:52:40,764 --> 00:52:45,561 - Not your name. Where is he? - He's in the bathroom. 470 00:52:46,187 --> 00:52:50,567 What's wrong? You know there are doctors that come to your house? 471 00:52:50,776 --> 00:52:53,696 I'm home. 472 00:52:53,696 --> 00:52:58,076 I didn't know you had an admirer. Oh, you met the gift. 473 00:52:59,327 --> 00:53:02,456 He's good. I'm an expert on doctors. 474 00:53:02,664 --> 00:53:05,793 Okay, doctor? 475 00:53:05,793 --> 00:53:09,547 My wife is Melvin Udall's publisher. 476 00:53:09,755 --> 00:53:15,178 I'm to take care of this little guy because you are needed at work. 477 00:53:15,387 --> 00:53:19,558 - What kind of work do you do? - I'm a waitress. 478 00:53:19,767 --> 00:53:23,730 - In Manhattan. - Dr. Bettes? 479 00:53:23,938 --> 00:53:26,441 Excuse me. 480 00:53:28,110 --> 00:53:32,281 - I'm sorry it took so long. - I couldn't find it, either. 481 00:53:32,490 --> 00:53:38,955 Could you get this to the lab? I want it back today. 482 00:53:39,164 --> 00:53:45,212 - Did you say "today"? - Yes. Let's sit down. 483 00:53:46,255 --> 00:53:51,678 These are the receipts from all the prescriptions for the year. 484 00:53:51,886 --> 00:53:57,518 - The calendar. - This is a calendar of days. 485 00:53:57,726 --> 00:54:00,855 - And how he felt. - Good. 486 00:54:01,063 --> 00:54:05,652 - How long has he had the problem? - Since forever. Six months old. 487 00:54:05,861 --> 00:54:08,572 Have they done blood tests? 488 00:54:08,781 --> 00:54:12,535 - When he was well? - No. 489 00:54:12,743 --> 00:54:16,080 - And how about skin testing? - No. 490 00:54:16,289 --> 00:54:19,209 - No standard scratch test? - No. 491 00:54:19,418 --> 00:54:25,049 They said my plan didn't cover it. Why? Should they have? 492 00:54:26,300 --> 00:54:29,637 Fucking HMO bastard pieces of shit! 493 00:54:31,515 --> 00:54:35,269 - I'm sorry. - That's their technical name. 494 00:54:37,354 --> 00:54:43,612 Once the tests come back, is there someone we should talk to? 495 00:54:43,820 --> 00:54:47,574 Me. My home number is on the card. 496 00:54:48,826 --> 00:54:51,746 His home number. 497 00:54:56,751 --> 00:55:00,089 - What? - Your home ... 498 00:55:03,843 --> 00:55:09,474 - Can we get you anything else? - No, thank you. 499 00:55:09,683 --> 00:55:13,437 Couple of female slaves? 500 00:55:13,646 --> 00:55:18,443 There's still a lot of tests I need to do. 501 00:55:18,651 --> 00:55:22,405 Whatever I find out, I promise you, - 502 00:55:22,614 --> 00:55:27,411 - from now on your son is going to feel a great deal better. 503 00:55:35,962 --> 00:55:38,257 Doc! 504 00:55:42,845 --> 00:55:46,808 That's good. 505 00:55:52,231 --> 00:55:56,194 Let me know about the costs. One way or another we'll ... 506 00:55:56,402 --> 00:56:00,365 The costs are going to be considerable. 507 00:56:00,574 --> 00:56:05,579 But Mr. Udall wants to be billed. 508 00:56:08,499 --> 00:56:11,002 That's wonderful. 509 00:56:14,339 --> 00:56:17,885 Thank you for everything, Nora. 510 00:56:18,302 --> 00:56:23,516 Forgive my crankiness. I'll call when things get back on track. 511 00:56:31,025 --> 00:56:36,447 - What's wrong? - Who's going to walk Verdell? 512 00:56:38,533 --> 00:56:40,619 No! 513 00:56:55,219 --> 00:56:59,390 - Is he dead yet? - No. 514 00:57:00,224 --> 00:57:06,481 Would there be any way you would be willing to walk his dog for him? 515 00:57:06,690 --> 00:57:12,947 - Absolutely. - You're a wonderful man. 516 00:57:14,198 --> 00:57:20,455 Two o'clock would be a good time. Here is the key in case he's asleep. 517 00:57:21,707 --> 00:57:26,921 Open his curtains for him so he can see God's beautiful work. 518 00:57:27,130 --> 00:57:32,135 And he'll know that even things like this happen for the best. 519 00:57:32,344 --> 00:57:36,932 Did you learn to talk like this in a "Sailor, wanna hump-hump"-bar? 520 00:57:37,141 --> 00:57:40,270 Or is this your last shot at his whisky? 521 00:57:40,478 --> 00:57:44,858 Sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here. 522 00:57:52,992 --> 00:57:59,041 No! A goofy man is behind this. You can't block out that man. 523 00:57:59,041 --> 00:58:04,464 Do you really want to go back to emergency, where they can't help? 524 00:58:04,881 --> 00:58:09,886 This lets a crazy man into our lives. 525 00:58:12,598 --> 00:58:15,726 You know how this will turn out. 526 00:58:15,935 --> 00:58:21,149 This is not like a string of pearls. You don't send this one back. 527 00:58:25,738 --> 00:58:28,240 Right? 528 00:58:33,246 --> 00:58:38,252 No. I do, I understand. Listen. I have to go, okay? 529 00:58:39,086 --> 00:58:43,049 FRIENDS TO ASK FOR MONEY 530 00:58:43,675 --> 00:58:45,760 Bye. 531 00:58:46,386 --> 00:58:48,472 Bye-bye. 532 00:58:52,434 --> 00:58:54,520 What a day ... 533 00:58:54,937 --> 00:58:58,066 Maybe I'll bring him some food by. 534 00:58:58,274 --> 00:59:00,986 Thank you for walking him. 535 00:59:02,863 --> 00:59:08,286 - Excuse me, I'm not feeling well. - This place smells like shit. 536 00:59:08,494 --> 00:59:10,789 Go away. 537 00:59:10,997 --> 00:59:16,420 - This cleaning lady doesn't ..? - Please, just leave. 538 00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:22,886 - What happened to your friends? - Get out of here! 539 00:59:28,308 --> 00:59:31,645 There's nothing worse than having to feel this way in front of you. 540 00:59:33,105 --> 00:59:37,902 Nellie. Your a disgrace to depression. 541 00:59:39,154 --> 00:59:44,994 - Rot in hell, Melvin. - No need to stop being a lady. 542 00:59:45,202 --> 00:59:48,331 You'll be back on your knees in no time. 543 00:59:57,091 --> 01:00:00,219 Is this fun for you? 544 01:00:00,845 --> 01:00:06,894 It keeps getting better and better. I'm losing my apartment, Melvin. 545 01:00:06,894 --> 01:00:11,899 Frank wants me to beg my parents, who haven't called me, for help. 546 01:00:12,734 --> 01:00:14,611 And I won't. 547 01:00:14,819 --> 01:00:18,156 I don't want to paint any more. 548 01:00:18,573 --> 01:00:21,702 The life I was trying for, is over. 549 01:00:21,911 --> 01:00:27,751 The life I had is gone and I'm feeling sorry for myself. 550 01:00:28,376 --> 01:00:33,799 It's high times for you, isn't it? The gay neighbour is terrified. 551 01:00:34,425 --> 01:00:36,928 Terrified! 552 01:00:48,607 --> 01:00:52,570 I was trying to give you a boost. 553 01:00:52,779 --> 01:00:57,367 Lucky you. You're here for rock bottom. 554 01:00:57,576 --> 01:01:01,956 You absolute horror of a human being. 555 01:01:14,679 --> 01:01:19,684 The one thing I'll do for you might cheer you up. 556 01:01:19,893 --> 01:01:22,396 Get out. 557 01:01:22,604 --> 01:01:26,567 You want to know why the dog prefers me? It's not affection. 558 01:01:26,776 --> 01:01:29,487 It's a trick. 559 01:01:31,573 --> 01:01:34,701 I keep bacon in my pocket. 560 01:01:35,327 --> 01:01:37,621 See? 561 01:01:43,252 --> 01:01:49,092 We'll both call him. You'll see. It's a trick. 562 01:01:57,435 --> 01:02:00,981 Come here, Verdell. 563 01:02:05,778 --> 01:02:08,281 Come on. 564 01:02:08,698 --> 01:02:10,575 Come here. 565 01:02:15,789 --> 01:02:19,752 Just a stupid dog. 566 01:02:23,089 --> 01:02:27,052 Could you leave now? Please? 567 01:02:29,138 --> 01:02:32,683 I don't get it. 568 01:04:09,042 --> 01:04:11,128 Mr. Udall! 569 01:04:13,005 --> 01:04:16,342 - Carol the waitress? - Yes. 570 01:04:26,145 --> 01:04:30,733 The doctors gave me your address. I'm sorry about the hour. 571 01:04:36,365 --> 01:04:39,493 If you ... 572 01:04:41,996 --> 01:04:49,088 - If it's about thanking me ... - That's not why I'm here. 573 01:04:49,296 --> 01:04:54,510 Though it's nice to talk to a real doctor about Spencer. 574 01:04:57,222 --> 01:05:01,185 Note. Put it in a note. 575 01:05:09,944 --> 01:05:15,367 - I have a hairdryer. - Why did you do this for me? 576 01:05:19,539 --> 01:05:24,753 - So you'd come back to work. - That sounds strange. 577 01:05:28,090 --> 01:05:31,636 I'm worried you did this ... 578 01:05:46,653 --> 01:05:51,658 Are you waiting for me to say something? 579 01:05:53,953 --> 01:05:56,664 Look ... 580 01:05:58,332 --> 01:06:03,755 - I'll be there tomorrow. - I need to clear this up now. 581 01:06:05,215 --> 01:06:08,135 Clear what up? 582 01:06:09,387 --> 01:06:14,601 I'm not going to sleep with you. I will never sleep with you. 583 01:06:16,269 --> 01:06:18,147 Not ever! 584 01:06:22,735 --> 01:06:27,115 I'm sorry, but ... 585 01:06:28,992 --> 01:06:34,415 ... we don't open for the no-sex oaths until 9 a.m. 586 01:06:35,458 --> 01:06:41,506 - I'm not kidding. - Anything else? 587 01:06:43,175 --> 01:06:47,972 Just ... thank you. 588 01:06:53,395 --> 01:06:56,523 So you will be at work tomorrow? 589 01:06:59,026 --> 01:07:01,529 Yes. 590 01:07:16,337 --> 01:07:19,674 "Never", she said. 591 01:07:38,028 --> 01:07:41,991 I took a chance you were up. 592 01:07:42,200 --> 01:07:45,537 I brought you some Chinese soup. 593 01:07:47,831 --> 01:07:49,917 Thanks. 594 01:08:06,394 --> 01:08:10,148 I've never been this tired in my life. 595 01:08:17,031 --> 01:08:20,577 I haven't been sleeping. 596 01:08:21,828 --> 01:08:27,042 I haven't been clear in my head or felt like myself. 597 01:08:29,962 --> 01:08:32,674 I'm in trouble. 598 01:08:33,091 --> 01:08:35,802 It's not just the tiredness. 599 01:08:36,428 --> 01:08:41,642 - Sick. Nauseous. - Sleepy. 600 01:08:41,851 --> 01:08:48,108 Everything looks distorted and everything inside aches. 601 01:08:48,316 --> 01:08:52,070 You can barely find the will to complain. 602 01:08:56,033 --> 01:08:59,579 I'm glad we did this. 603 01:09:00,413 --> 01:09:03,542 Good talking to you. 604 01:09:11,259 --> 01:09:17,724 - Still writing that thank-you note? - How do you spell "conscience"? 605 01:09:17,724 --> 01:09:21,062 C-O-N-S-C-I-E-N-C-E. 606 01:09:21,270 --> 01:09:26,484 Look, I got Sean to babysit so we could go out. 607 01:09:26,693 --> 01:09:30,656 I don't feel safe leaving Spencer with someone. 608 01:09:30,656 --> 01:09:35,870 Spencer's okay. Start finding something to do with your free time. 609 01:09:37,121 --> 01:09:40,459 Sean, are you hungry? 610 01:09:41,501 --> 01:09:47,758 We got pizza. Sausage, pepperoni. You want to make this later? 611 01:09:49,427 --> 01:09:53,181 We are going out, like people do. 612 01:09:55,058 --> 01:10:01,524 If you can't feel good about this break and step out a little, - 613 01:10:01,524 --> 01:10:06,738 - then you ought to have Mr. Udall send you over a psychiatrist. 614 01:10:06,947 --> 01:10:10,075 I don't need one. I know what's going on here. 615 01:10:12,995 --> 01:10:19,044 I must finish this letter first. This can't be right? Con-science? 616 01:10:19,669 --> 01:10:21,964 Carol! 617 01:10:26,135 --> 01:10:29,264 What? 618 01:10:44,281 --> 01:10:47,409 It's very weird not feeling that ... 619 01:10:48,035 --> 01:10:52,415 ... stupid panic thing inside me. 620 01:10:53,041 --> 01:10:56,795 Without that, I start thinking about myself. 621 01:10:57,003 --> 01:11:00,549 And what good does that ever get anybody? 622 01:11:03,260 --> 01:11:06,806 Today on the bus there was this adorable couple. 623 01:11:06,806 --> 01:11:09,726 And I felt myself ... 624 01:11:10,977 --> 01:11:14,732 ... giving them a dirty look. 625 01:11:15,149 --> 01:11:21,197 I just had no idea. Everything was ... 626 01:11:28,080 --> 01:11:30,792 Go ahead. 627 01:11:32,043 --> 01:11:35,380 Moving in the wrong direction. 628 01:11:36,006 --> 01:11:42,471 Away from a time when I remembered what it was like to have a man ... 629 01:11:42,680 --> 01:11:44,974 ... to hold fucking ... 630 01:11:49,354 --> 01:11:53,108 ... hands with. 631 01:11:54,777 --> 01:12:01,034 I felt almost really bad that Dr. Bettes is married. 632 01:12:04,580 --> 01:12:09,794 Which is probably why I make Spence hug me more than he wants to. 633 01:12:11,671 --> 01:12:16,677 He has to make up for his Mom not getting any. 634 01:12:20,848 --> 01:12:26,688 - Who needs these thoughts? - So, are you frustrated? 635 01:12:26,897 --> 01:12:31,902 Leave me be. What is it you want? 636 01:12:32,111 --> 01:12:38,368 Does getting me thinking about all that's wrong have some purpose? 637 01:12:39,828 --> 01:12:43,582 Really, Mom, what is it you want? 638 01:12:43,999 --> 01:12:48,379 - What? - I want us to go out. 639 01:13:17,787 --> 01:13:22,793 - Thank you. - I'll send you a thank-you note. 640 01:13:29,467 --> 01:13:29,676 That's why you brought me here? 641 01:13:29,676 --> 01:13:32,179 That's why you brought me here? 642 01:13:32,179 --> 01:13:37,810 Well, it's not even mine. Simon has enough on his mind. 643 01:13:38,019 --> 01:13:41,981 But the dog did throw up twice last night. 644 01:13:42,190 --> 01:13:47,613 - Take him to the vet. - I did. His stomach's out of whack. 645 01:13:47,821 --> 01:13:51,159 - They need him a couple of days. - Well, do it ... 646 01:13:52,201 --> 01:13:54,287 Sorry. 647 01:13:54,496 --> 01:13:59,501 - This is for later. - What's this? 648 01:14:00,544 --> 01:14:04,298 - It's a note. - A note? 649 01:14:04,507 --> 01:14:08,053 - A thank-you note. - No thank you. 650 01:14:08,261 --> 01:14:13,058 - You can read it later. - No thank-you note. No, no. 651 01:14:15,978 --> 01:14:19,107 Thank you. 652 01:14:24,530 --> 01:14:31,412 - She's nice. - Yeah, really nice. 653 01:14:33,707 --> 01:14:38,504 Shouldn't that be a good thing, saying, "No thanks required"? 654 01:14:40,381 --> 01:14:44,344 Sure looks like it went over, too. 655 01:14:45,386 --> 01:14:48,932 Look at you. 656 01:14:49,141 --> 01:14:54,355 You're making the rounds. Simon says you brought him soup. 657 01:14:58,735 --> 01:15:02,281 - What? - You think I'm a mark ... 658 01:15:02,489 --> 01:15:07,495 You helped with the dog. I'm as concerned about Simon as you are. 659 01:15:07,703 --> 01:15:10,623 - Concerned? - He needs more than money. 660 01:15:10,832 --> 01:15:15,629 He must go to Baltimore to ask his parents for money tomorrow. 661 01:15:15,838 --> 01:15:19,592 They have to help. It's the rules. 662 01:15:19,800 --> 01:15:23,555 That's great. Let them help him. 663 01:15:25,223 --> 01:15:27,309 Only ... 664 01:15:27,517 --> 01:15:32,940 ... I got a painter coming through, so I'm out. 665 01:15:33,566 --> 01:15:38,572 - Can you drive him? - Think white and get serious! 666 01:15:40,657 --> 01:15:43,786 Take my car? A convertible. 667 01:15:45,246 --> 01:15:49,209 - Do you drive? - Yes. But I'm not doing it. 668 01:15:49,417 --> 01:15:52,129 Getting loud. 669 01:15:53,797 --> 01:15:59,011 - He wants me to take his car ... - I want your problems. 670 01:15:59,220 --> 01:16:03,808 Somebody offers me a convertible so I can get out of this city ... 671 01:16:10,066 --> 01:16:14,445 - Go ahead, girl. - Okay. I'll do it. 672 01:16:14,445 --> 01:16:20,077 I'll take him. Get him packed. Tomorrow morning I'll take him. 673 01:16:24,874 --> 01:16:30,297 I'll see you tomorrow. Let's not drag this out. 674 01:16:35,511 --> 01:16:40,517 If there's some health foundation for people like you, let me know. 675 01:16:41,559 --> 01:16:46,148 - Last-word freak. - Good luck, lady. 676 01:16:47,191 --> 01:16:50,528 - Anything else? - Yeah. 677 01:16:52,822 --> 01:16:57,202 I'm going to give my queer neighbour a lift to Baltimore. 678 01:17:01,165 --> 01:17:06,379 What I did for you ... It's working out? 679 01:17:08,673 --> 01:17:12,428 What you did changed my life. 680 01:17:13,262 --> 01:17:15,556 No! 681 01:17:15,973 --> 01:17:18,685 No thank-you note. 682 01:17:18,893 --> 01:17:24,108 Well, part of what I said in this entire history of my life - 683 01:17:24,525 --> 01:17:29,739 - is that you have done more for my mother, my son ... 684 01:17:29,947 --> 01:17:33,702 ... and me than anybody else ever has. 685 01:17:33,702 --> 01:17:37,247 I'm just going to read you this part of it 686 01:17:38,290 --> 01:17:44,130 "That makes you the most generous person I ever met in my life." 687 01:17:44,339 --> 01:17:48,927 "And you're going to be in our daily prayers, forever." 688 01:17:50,387 --> 01:17:52,473 Lovely. 689 01:17:53,724 --> 01:17:58,104 I also wrote one part ... I wrote that I was sorry. 690 01:18:00,190 --> 01:18:04,570 I was talking about how I was sorry when I got mad at you - 691 01:18:04,778 --> 01:18:08,950 - when you told my son that he ought to answer back. 692 01:18:08,950 --> 01:18:15,624 I wrote that I was sorry about that. I'm sorry for that night ... 693 01:18:16,041 --> 01:18:20,213 ... when I said that I was never ... 694 01:18:20,421 --> 01:18:26,053 I'm sorry for every time your food was cold and you had to wait. 695 01:18:26,261 --> 01:18:33,144 And I'm sorry for never spotting the human being that did this for us. 696 01:18:35,230 --> 01:18:38,567 I'll just start from the beginning. 697 01:18:38,775 --> 01:18:42,321 "l have not been able to express my gratefulness to you." 698 01:18:42,529 --> 01:18:47,952 "The word grateful doesn't begin to tell you what I feel." 699 01:18:51,707 --> 01:18:55,669 That's nice of you. Thank you. 700 01:18:58,589 --> 01:19:01,509 Thank you. 701 01:19:10,061 --> 01:19:13,815 Now I want you to do something for me. 702 01:19:20,698 --> 01:19:25,703 I'm sorry. Didn't I say "what"? I thought I did. 703 01:19:29,249 --> 01:19:33,629 - What? - I want you to go on this trip. 704 01:19:33,837 --> 01:19:37,383 - No, sir. - I can't do this without you. 705 01:19:37,592 --> 01:19:44,892 He might pull the stiff one-eye on me. I need you to chaperone. 706 01:19:45,100 --> 01:19:51,566 You said you liked convertibles. Now I'm on the hook. Two days. 707 01:19:51,774 --> 01:19:57,614 - I can't. My son. - Bettes said he's doing fine. 708 01:19:58,449 --> 01:20:05,749 - Melvin, I'd rather not. - Write a note. Ain't she sweet? 709 01:20:05,957 --> 01:20:12,006 - I need a hand and where is she? - Your help obligates me? 710 01:20:12,631 --> 01:20:16,803 Is there any other way to see it? 711 01:20:18,471 --> 01:20:20,766 No. 712 01:20:25,563 --> 01:20:30,985 Here's a little suitcase. Shocked that it's being used. 713 01:20:39,954 --> 01:20:42,665 There's no way to pack for this trip. 714 01:21:06,651 --> 01:21:10,196 - You're still coming, aren't you? - Yes. 715 01:21:11,448 --> 01:21:15,619 Melvin, exactly where are we going? 716 01:21:15,619 --> 01:21:20,208 Just south of Baltimore. I know what you're going to say. 717 01:21:20,208 --> 01:21:23,545 I mean ... I think I know. 718 01:21:24,379 --> 01:21:30,845 - I'm not sure, but I think so. - Should I bring something dressy? 719 01:21:33,348 --> 01:21:37,102 Will we be eating in restaurants that have dress codes? 720 01:21:42,316 --> 01:21:44,193 Maybe ... 721 01:21:44,610 --> 01:21:49,616 - Yes. Let's ... Let's. - Okay. 722 01:21:52,744 --> 01:21:56,707 - What did you think I'd ask? - Whether crabs were in season now. 723 01:21:56,707 --> 01:22:01,087 Okay, then. Goodnight. 724 01:22:06,301 --> 01:22:10,681 - Anything unusual in his diet? - No. 725 01:22:11,099 --> 01:22:17,147 Everybody gets their own cage? Put him in with that one. 726 01:22:18,607 --> 01:22:20,484 Lip kiss. 727 01:22:23,404 --> 01:22:29,035 I love you. I'll miss you ... Real sensitive. 728 01:22:29,870 --> 01:22:34,250 - Bye. - Call when you're settled. 729 01:22:41,967 --> 01:22:46,138 - Have a good time. - Don't run! 730 01:22:46,764 --> 01:22:51,352 Have fun, but don't run. 731 01:22:55,524 --> 01:22:59,069 - I'm sorry I'm not taking you. - So am l, Frank. 732 01:22:59,278 --> 01:23:01,989 Give me a hug. 733 01:23:03,032 --> 01:23:05,744 Everything's going to be okay. 734 01:23:05,952 --> 01:23:11,584 Soak it up. It's your last chance for a hug for a few days. 735 01:23:17,215 --> 01:23:19,718 Hello. 736 01:23:27,018 --> 01:23:30,355 Thank you for being on time. 737 01:23:32,232 --> 01:23:37,655 Carol the waitress. Simon the fag. 738 01:23:41,409 --> 01:23:45,163 Holy God. Who did that to you? 739 01:23:45,580 --> 01:23:50,795 I was attacked. I walked in on some men robbing me. 740 01:23:51,003 --> 01:23:54,757 And I was hospitalized. 741 01:23:55,800 --> 01:24:00,806 - I almost died. - Let's do the small talk later. 742 01:24:04,560 --> 01:24:07,689 - I was going to do that. - Where should we sit? 743 01:24:07,897 --> 01:24:12,694 - There's no place cards. - You need room. 744 01:24:14,154 --> 01:24:16,866 So I'll sit in the back. 745 01:24:30,840 --> 01:24:33,760 Never a break. Never. 746 01:24:34,594 --> 01:24:37,514 Thank you. It was very thoughtful. 747 01:24:38,348 --> 01:24:42,311 - You look like you're crowded. - It's all right. 748 01:24:45,023 --> 01:24:46,274 Thanks. 749 01:24:55,242 --> 01:24:56,285 Thank you. 750 01:24:58,579 --> 01:25:00,457 You're welcome. 751 01:25:04,211 --> 01:25:07,965 I've got the whole trip programmed. 752 01:25:11,302 --> 01:25:15,891 I just wanted to see what you'd do. 753 01:25:17,142 --> 01:25:20,062 TO USE AS ICEBREAKER 754 01:25:20,271 --> 01:25:23,399 We've got good stuff here. 755 01:25:38,416 --> 01:25:41,128 I like this music. 756 01:25:43,213 --> 01:25:46,133 I like this music. 757 01:25:59,899 --> 01:26:03,653 I'm sure they did something really off. 758 01:26:03,862 --> 01:26:10,953 But something will always be off for you, unless you set it straight. 759 01:26:11,996 --> 01:26:16,584 And maybe this thing happened to you to give you a chance to do that. 760 01:26:16,793 --> 01:26:19,713 Nonsense. You want to know why? 761 01:26:19,713 --> 01:26:23,884 Anyone interested in what Melvin has to say, raise their hand. 762 01:26:32,436 --> 01:26:36,816 Want to know what happened with my parents? 763 01:26:38,067 --> 01:26:42,864 - When I was ... - Wait. I'm going to pull over. 764 01:26:46,618 --> 01:26:51,624 I always painted. And my mom always encouraged me. 765 01:26:51,832 --> 01:26:55,795 She was sort of fabulous about it. 766 01:26:56,212 --> 01:27:02,052 She ... I was too young to think there was anything wrong with it. 767 01:27:02,261 --> 01:27:05,598 And she was very natural. 768 01:27:05,807 --> 01:27:09,352 So she used to pose nude for me. 769 01:27:09,561 --> 01:27:14,358 I always thought that my father knew about it. 770 01:27:14,567 --> 01:27:18,112 - This stuff is pointless. - Let him finish. 771 01:27:18,321 --> 01:27:22,284 - Do you want to hear my sad story? - Stop! 772 01:27:24,369 --> 01:27:28,958 Go ahead. Don't let him stop you. 773 01:27:29,792 --> 01:27:35,006 One day he walked in and found us. And he started screaming. 774 01:27:35,215 --> 01:27:38,552 My father didn't come out for 11 years. 775 01:27:38,552 --> 01:27:43,349 He used to hit me with a yardstick if I made a mistake on the piano. 776 01:27:48,146 --> 01:27:53,569 Go ahead, Simon. So he came in and he was yelling? 777 01:27:53,778 --> 01:27:56,072 Please, come on. 778 01:27:57,323 --> 01:28:00,243 He was ... 779 01:28:00,452 --> 01:28:05,249 I was defending my mother. 780 01:28:05,666 --> 01:28:11,923 I was trying to make peace in the lamest way. 781 01:28:12,132 --> 01:28:17,137 I said, "She's not naked. It's art." 782 01:28:20,266 --> 01:28:23,394 And he started hitting me. 783 01:28:23,603 --> 01:28:27,149 He beat me unconscious. 784 01:28:27,774 --> 01:28:33,823 And he talked to me less and less. He knew what I was before I did. 785 01:28:34,657 --> 01:28:39,454 The morning I left for college he walked into my room. 786 01:28:39,663 --> 01:28:45,711 He held out his hand. And it was filled with money. 787 01:28:46,337 --> 01:28:52,177 A big sweaty wad of money. 788 01:28:53,220 --> 01:28:58,434 And he said, "I don't want you to ever come back." 789 01:28:58,642 --> 01:29:02,605 I just grabbed him and I hugged him. 790 01:29:02,814 --> 01:29:06,568 And he turned and walked out. 791 01:29:16,371 --> 01:29:22,211 - We all have these stories. - It's not true. 792 01:29:22,419 --> 01:29:25,339 Some of us have great stories. 793 01:29:25,548 --> 01:29:31,388 That take place at lakes with boats and friends and noodle salad. 794 01:29:31,596 --> 01:29:36,602 No one here. But a lot of people. That's their story ... 795 01:29:36,811 --> 01:29:42,442 Good times, noodle salad. It's not that you had it bad, - 796 01:29:42,442 --> 01:29:47,239 - but that you're that pissed that so many others had it good. 797 01:29:47,239 --> 01:29:52,245 - No! I don't think so. - Not it at all, really. 798 01:29:53,079 --> 01:29:55,165 Not it at all? 799 01:29:55,790 --> 01:30:01,005 Let's go to the hotel. 800 01:30:01,213 --> 01:30:07,053 You'll see if you can get another wad of sweaty money out of his hand. 801 01:30:16,230 --> 01:30:19,359 Can I ask you a personal question? 802 01:30:21,862 --> 01:30:24,990 Sure. 803 01:30:24,990 --> 01:30:29,161 You ever get an erection over a woman? 804 01:30:30,621 --> 01:30:36,879 - Wouldn't your life be easier ..? - You consider your life easy? 805 01:30:38,338 --> 01:30:42,718 I give you that one. 806 01:30:45,221 --> 01:30:47,933 Nice packing. 807 01:30:56,067 --> 01:31:00,447 - Hey, Spence. - Hey, Mom. Wait till you hear... 808 01:31:00,655 --> 01:31:05,035 - Why are you out of breath? - Mom, I scored a goal. 809 01:31:05,244 --> 01:31:09,207 - You did? - Yep. He was big. Charlie. 810 01:31:09,415 --> 01:31:13,795 That's great. Oh my God! 811 01:31:14,630 --> 01:31:18,384 - We're playing again. Got to go. - Wait ... 812 01:31:21,095 --> 01:31:25,475 - He scored a goal. - I don't believe it. 813 01:31:25,684 --> 01:31:27,769 You would have died. 814 01:31:29,438 --> 01:31:33,609 My son was outside playing soccer. 815 01:31:33,818 --> 01:31:38,824 - Take me out dancing. - Dancing? 816 01:31:40,701 --> 01:31:45,498 - I can't. I'm exhausted. - Oh, come on. 817 01:31:45,706 --> 01:31:48,001 No. 818 01:31:48,209 --> 01:31:51,755 All right. 819 01:31:52,172 --> 01:31:56,969 - Are you sad or something? - No. I'm nervous. 820 01:31:57,178 --> 01:32:03,226 It would be very rough, Carol, if you weren't along. 821 01:32:15,949 --> 01:32:20,746 I'm happy. And you're my date. 822 01:32:22,832 --> 01:32:26,169 Let's get dressed. 823 01:32:33,469 --> 01:32:38,891 I'm going to jump in the shower. I'll be right with you. 824 01:33:16,225 --> 01:33:18,937 All set? 825 01:33:23,317 --> 01:33:25,819 - Do you sell hard-shell crabs? - Yes. 826 01:33:26,028 --> 01:33:29,157 - Do they sell hard-shells? - Yes. 827 01:33:36,874 --> 01:33:39,794 - Do they sell hard-shells? - Yes. 828 01:33:44,591 --> 01:33:46,676 Good evening. 829 01:33:46,676 --> 01:33:49,805 - You have hard-shells, right? - Stop asking. 830 01:33:49,805 --> 01:33:53,768 - You can answer. - Yes, we do. 831 01:33:54,602 --> 01:33:57,731 - I can give you a tie and jacket. - What? 832 01:33:57,939 --> 01:34:01,276 They require a tie and jacket. 833 01:34:15,250 --> 01:34:22,133 No. I'm not putting that on. And I won't let you inject me with plague. 834 01:34:22,342 --> 01:34:27,347 It's a nice place. You dry-clean these all the time, don't you? 835 01:34:27,764 --> 01:34:30,684 I don't think so. 836 01:34:40,696 --> 01:34:44,033 You just wait here. 837 01:34:55,921 --> 01:34:57,590 Good evening. 838 01:34:59,467 --> 01:35:03,638 - I need a coat and tie. - Come on in. 839 01:35:06,141 --> 01:35:10,104 - No? - That one. 840 01:35:10,313 --> 01:35:12,815 And this tie. 841 01:35:22,201 --> 01:35:23,870 Excuse me. 842 01:35:27,832 --> 01:35:32,421 She's here. We saved a table for you. 843 01:35:33,255 --> 01:35:39,095 - Should I get her for you? - No. I'll just watch. 844 01:36:23,312 --> 01:36:25,397 Ma'am ... 845 01:37:04,817 --> 01:37:07,320 You look so se ... 846 01:37:09,823 --> 01:37:12,951 You look great. 847 01:37:14,203 --> 01:37:16,288 You look great. 848 01:37:26,717 --> 01:37:29,220 You want to dance? 849 01:37:29,428 --> 01:37:33,391 I've been thinking about that since you brought it up before. 850 01:37:33,808 --> 01:37:35,894 No. 851 01:37:38,397 --> 01:37:40,691 I don't get this place. 852 01:37:40,899 --> 01:37:47,365 They make me buy a new outfit and let you in in a housedress. 853 01:37:48,616 --> 01:37:53,831 What? Wait. Where are you going? Why? 854 01:37:56,959 --> 01:38:00,713 I didn't mean it that way. Sit down. 855 01:38:00,922 --> 01:38:06,136 - Give me the dirty look. - Pay me a compliment, Melvin. 856 01:38:06,553 --> 01:38:09,265 I need one. Quick. 857 01:38:09,473 --> 01:38:13,436 What you just said hurt my feelings. 858 01:38:13,645 --> 01:38:18,442 The minute someone gets that they need you they threaten to walk out. 859 01:38:18,650 --> 01:38:23,239 A compliment is something nice about somebody else. 860 01:38:23,656 --> 01:38:26,159 Now or never. 861 01:38:36,379 --> 01:38:39,507 And mean it. 862 01:38:49,936 --> 01:38:53,064 Can we order first? 863 01:38:58,904 --> 01:39:03,284 Two hard-shell crab dinners ... Pitcher of cold beer. 864 01:39:03,493 --> 01:39:07,664 - Baked or fries? - Fries. 865 01:39:09,124 --> 01:39:12,670 - Fries. - One baked, one fried. 866 01:39:12,878 --> 01:39:17,258 I'll tell your waiter. 867 01:39:18,093 --> 01:39:24,975 I've got a great compliment for you. And it's true. 868 01:39:26,018 --> 01:39:32,484 - I'm afraid it's something awful. - Don't be pessimistic. 869 01:39:32,692 --> 01:39:39,158 Okay. Here I go. Clearly a mistake. 870 01:39:40,618 --> 01:39:44,998 I've got this ... ailment. 871 01:39:49,169 --> 01:39:52,924 My doctor, a shrink I used to go to, - 872 01:39:53,132 --> 01:39:58,972 - says that in 50 or 60 percent of the cases a pill really helps. 873 01:39:59,598 --> 01:40:02,935 I hate pills. Very dangerous thing. 874 01:40:03,143 --> 01:40:07,941 I'm using the word "hate" here about pills. 875 01:40:08,149 --> 01:40:13,572 My compliment is, the night you came over and told me you would never ... 876 01:40:16,075 --> 01:40:20,038 All right, you know what you said. 877 01:40:20,455 --> 01:40:23,583 My compliment to you is, - 878 01:40:24,000 --> 01:40:28,797 - the next morning I started taking the pills. 879 01:40:32,343 --> 01:40:35,889 How is that a compliment for me? 880 01:40:40,686 --> 01:40:45,900 You make me want to be a better man. 881 01:40:56,120 --> 01:41:00,291 That's maybe the best compliment of my life. 882 01:41:04,671 --> 01:41:10,511 Maybe I overshot a bit to keep you from walking out. 883 01:41:22,191 --> 01:41:27,823 How's it going with those pills? Good, I hope, I hope, I hope. 884 01:41:33,662 --> 01:41:37,000 It's little by little. 885 01:41:37,834 --> 01:41:42,840 It's exhausting talking like this. Exhausting. 886 01:42:02,028 --> 01:42:07,034 Do you ever let a romantic moment make you do something stupid? 887 01:42:07,242 --> 01:42:09,328 Never. 888 01:42:09,745 --> 01:42:12,873 Here's the trouble with never. 889 01:42:34,356 --> 01:42:39,570 - You don't owe me that. - That wasn't payment. 890 01:42:39,987 --> 01:42:45,619 When I first saw you I thought you were handsome. 891 01:42:46,870 --> 01:42:49,999 Then, of course, you spoke. 892 01:42:51,876 --> 01:42:58,133 So now that your ... soft underbelly is all exposed ... 893 01:42:58,967 --> 01:43:03,347 Tell me, why did you bring me here? 894 01:43:05,641 --> 01:43:07,310 Well, I ... 895 01:43:12,524 --> 01:43:17,947 - That's a personal question. - Tell me, even if you're scared. 896 01:43:18,156 --> 01:43:21,910 - Scared? - Tell me why you wanted me here. 897 01:43:22,327 --> 01:43:27,124 If you ask me, I'll say yes. 898 01:43:28,793 --> 01:43:30,670 I ... 899 01:43:32,130 --> 01:43:36,718 There's a lot of reasons. 900 01:43:37,552 --> 01:43:43,601 - If you had sex with Simon ... - What? 901 01:43:44,644 --> 01:43:50,275 - That's just one idea. - That's why you brought me? 902 01:43:50,484 --> 01:43:54,864 Like I'm a what ..? And I owe you what? 903 01:43:55,072 --> 01:43:59,661 I don't know why I brought you. It was just one thought. 904 01:43:59,869 --> 01:44:03,415 It came out first. 905 01:44:03,624 --> 01:44:07,795 You kiss him ... me ... You two seemed to hit it off. 906 01:44:08,004 --> 01:44:12,592 Wait. I didn't mean ... Forget what I said about Simon. 907 01:44:12,801 --> 01:44:16,555 - I'll never forget it. - A mistake. 908 01:44:16,763 --> 01:44:19,266 It was a mistake. 909 01:44:24,689 --> 01:44:29,278 Hello, this is Fred Bishop. We're unable to take your call. 910 01:44:29,486 --> 01:44:35,118 - Leave a message. - Say goodbye ... and thank you. 911 01:44:35,535 --> 01:44:38,455 It's Simon. 912 01:44:39,080 --> 01:44:42,000 I'm in town. 913 01:44:46,172 --> 01:44:52,220 You've never been out later than ten o'clock. Pick up the phone. 914 01:44:54,306 --> 01:44:57,226 Really. 915 01:45:00,563 --> 01:45:05,151 I'm going to try you in the morning. I need to see you. 916 01:45:05,360 --> 01:45:08,280 Or at least get you to answer the phone. 917 01:45:17,457 --> 01:45:19,126 How are you? 918 01:45:19,960 --> 01:45:24,757 - Is this going to be your room? - Our room. I don't want to see him. 919 01:45:25,591 --> 01:45:29,763 - What happened? - Don't ask. 920 01:45:32,265 --> 01:45:36,645 - Can you not be so violent? - I don't think so. 921 01:45:39,774 --> 01:45:42,902 I'm taking a big bath. 922 01:45:43,111 --> 01:45:46,240 Are you okay? 923 01:45:46,657 --> 01:45:50,411 Don't ask. I'm tired of my complaints. 924 01:45:50,620 --> 01:45:55,417 - What are you thinking about? - How to die, mostly. 925 01:45:56,877 --> 01:46:01,882 Can you believe, in our little mix you're the good roommate? 926 01:46:13,771 --> 01:46:16,065 Goodnight. 927 01:46:58,404 --> 01:47:02,367 Hold it. 928 01:47:21,139 --> 01:47:24,267 I have to draw you. 929 01:47:26,353 --> 01:47:29,690 - I have to draw you. - No. 930 01:47:29,898 --> 01:47:34,487 - I'm more shy than people think. - I have to. 931 01:47:34,487 --> 01:47:39,075 - I haven't sketched in weeks. - Stop staring. Do a vase. 932 01:47:40,535 --> 01:47:45,333 But you're beautiful, Carol. Your skin, your long neck. 933 01:47:45,958 --> 01:47:49,295 The back. The line of you. 934 01:47:50,755 --> 01:47:55,344 You're why cavemen chiselled on walls. 935 01:47:57,430 --> 01:48:00,558 Cut me a break. 936 01:48:22,666 --> 01:48:26,421 The next thing I know she's sitting next to me. 937 01:48:27,672 --> 01:48:33,095 It's not right to go into details. I got nervous. 938 01:48:33,303 --> 01:48:36,641 I said the wrong thing. 939 01:48:39,560 --> 01:48:42,689 Where, if I hadn't, - 940 01:48:42,898 --> 01:48:46,652 - I could be in bed now with a woman who ... 941 01:48:46,860 --> 01:48:51,032 If you make her laugh, you got a life. 942 01:48:52,283 --> 01:48:55,203 Instead, I'm here with you. 943 01:48:55,203 --> 01:49:00,417 No offence, but a moron pushing the last legal drug. 944 01:49:03,754 --> 01:49:06,883 Jameson, soda back. 945 01:49:08,552 --> 01:49:12,723 I don't care how you put this. We're being naughty here, pal. 946 01:49:12,932 --> 01:49:17,937 No, this is ... This is great. This is so great. 947 01:49:18,146 --> 01:49:22,943 My hand won't even keep up. Hold it. 948 01:49:22,943 --> 01:49:26,906 - I'm just turning. - But hold that. 949 01:49:27,740 --> 01:49:31,286 My hand's not even bothering me. 950 01:49:33,371 --> 01:49:37,334 I can't get the angle with this cast. 951 01:49:40,671 --> 01:49:42,965 Careful. 952 01:49:49,431 --> 01:49:51,100 PRIVACY 953 01:49:54,020 --> 01:49:57,774 I'm coming in. It's late. 954 01:50:03,405 --> 01:50:09,037 - Did you have sex with her? - Don't you want your shampoos? 955 01:50:12,999 --> 01:50:14,877 Sorry. 956 01:50:16,128 --> 01:50:20,508 I didn't know she was still here ... Did you have sex with her? 957 01:50:20,716 --> 01:50:25,305 To hell with sex. It was better than sex. We held each other. 958 01:50:26,348 --> 01:50:32,188 What I need, he gave me great. I'll get dressed in a hurry. 959 01:50:37,402 --> 01:50:40,322 I just love her. 960 01:50:45,536 --> 01:50:48,665 How are you doing? 961 01:51:03,265 --> 01:51:07,227 - Mom, hi. - Hello, Simon. 962 01:51:07,227 --> 01:51:10,982 - You were right. We were home. - Do you have to whisper? 963 01:51:10,982 --> 01:51:16,404 - I'm not a screamer. - It was lucky you didn't answer. 964 01:51:16,613 --> 01:51:20,576 - Your father is not feeling well. - I can't hear you. 965 01:51:20,784 --> 01:51:23,913 - Hold on. - What are you going to do? 966 01:51:24,539 --> 01:51:28,710 - I get why you're angry with me ... - He's talking to his parents. 967 01:51:28,919 --> 01:51:33,507 Listen to me. Truly no grudges. 968 01:51:33,716 --> 01:51:38,513 It was odd that you didn't come and see me when you heard I was hurt. 969 01:51:38,721 --> 01:51:41,433 - We almost did. - I don't want to talk about it. 970 01:51:41,641 --> 01:51:46,230 The important thing is that your son is happy. 971 01:51:46,230 --> 01:51:49,567 - I'm working again. - Good. About money ... 972 01:51:49,775 --> 01:51:56,867 No. I'll drop you a line. It's up to you to make the next move. 973 01:51:57,075 --> 01:52:02,290 He's going to want to stay. And they'll take a ride to the lake. 974 01:52:03,124 --> 01:52:07,921 - Bye-bye. - Goodbye, dear. 975 01:52:09,172 --> 01:52:13,969 We'll probably have a five-hour drive. It'll give us a chance to ... 976 01:52:15,638 --> 01:52:19,184 - I'm coming. - What about your parents? 977 01:52:19,392 --> 01:52:23,147 - No. I'll take care of myself. - What are you talking about? 978 01:52:23,355 --> 01:52:28,569 - You've got real problems. - I know. I'm a little bit nervous. 979 01:52:28,569 --> 01:52:32,324 Suddenly everything seems so easy. 980 01:52:32,741 --> 01:52:36,286 Carol, a load has been lifted. 981 01:52:38,789 --> 01:52:42,126 - One night wih me. - You think you're kidding. 982 01:52:46,089 --> 01:52:51,512 - No choice. - I've got a gift for you. 983 01:52:51,512 --> 01:52:55,475 Let me see ... Gorgeous. 984 01:52:56,309 --> 01:53:01,106 Do it. And get the dog picked up. I can't believe he let it stay there. 985 01:53:01,315 --> 01:53:04,026 Goodbye. 986 01:53:04,235 --> 01:53:06,320 Your luck's running. 987 01:53:06,529 --> 01:53:11,743 They sub-let your place. You're homeless. 988 01:53:11,952 --> 01:53:17,583 - Frank's got a line on a new place. - Where? 989 01:53:18,209 --> 01:53:21,754 Does it matter? 990 01:53:22,797 --> 01:53:25,926 No, it doesn't. 991 01:53:26,760 --> 01:53:29,889 I'm fine. Like the hat? 992 01:53:30,931 --> 01:53:32,809 I'm sorry. 993 01:53:47,826 --> 01:53:50,328 FOR EMERGENCY USE ONLY 994 01:54:05,554 --> 01:54:10,768 - I don't want to hear that music. - You said you liked it. 995 01:54:13,271 --> 01:54:19,528 - This one has a meaning. - I don't want to hear it. 996 01:54:41,845 --> 01:54:46,016 Here's the keys to my apartment. 997 01:54:46,225 --> 01:54:50,396 Go up there and wait and I'll take Carol home. 998 01:54:50,605 --> 01:54:55,193 - I'll take a bus. - No, I'll take you. 999 01:55:00,616 --> 01:55:03,536 Can you come here? 1000 01:55:03,745 --> 01:55:07,499 - I don't care what you did for me. - What's wrong? 1001 01:55:07,707 --> 01:55:12,922 I don't want to know you any more. All you do is make me feel bad. 1002 01:55:16,467 --> 01:55:19,387 You have my number. 1003 01:55:20,639 --> 01:55:24,810 - Let him take you home. - Don't want to. 1004 01:55:26,062 --> 01:55:29,190 - I love you. - I love you too. 1005 01:55:37,533 --> 01:55:40,453 Don't say anything. 1006 01:55:43,999 --> 01:55:49,421 I've got to get a hold of Frank and see where I'm hanging my hat. 1007 01:55:50,464 --> 01:55:54,010 I think you're going to have to camp it here. 1008 01:55:54,218 --> 01:55:57,556 There's Verdell! 1009 01:56:05,690 --> 01:56:09,444 Mommy and Daddy are home. 1010 01:56:10,904 --> 01:56:15,075 Sorry. You're fun to mess with. 1011 01:56:16,327 --> 01:56:21,541 They rented your place furnished. Jackie said she'd bring your things. 1012 01:56:21,750 --> 01:56:26,755 They were going to set you up in here. It's an extra room. 1013 01:56:26,755 --> 01:56:31,761 - It's got good light. - I'm coming. 1014 01:56:36,766 --> 01:56:40,729 It's nice. Looks good. 1015 01:56:40,938 --> 01:56:48,655 They've even got your music, paintings, paints. 1016 01:56:48,655 --> 01:56:51,158 I have to say they did a good job. 1017 01:56:54,078 --> 01:57:00,126 It's going to be okay. Cosy, huh? 1018 01:57:04,923 --> 01:57:09,512 Thank you, Melvin. You overwhelm me. 1019 01:57:16,812 --> 01:57:20,566 I love you. 1020 01:57:24,737 --> 01:57:31,412 I'd be the luckiest guy alive if that did it for me. 1021 01:57:43,509 --> 01:57:47,054 Make yourself at home. 1022 01:57:48,514 --> 01:57:51,017 Anything else in the bag? 1023 01:57:51,226 --> 01:57:54,980 But I was playing soccer while you were away. 1024 01:57:55,188 --> 01:57:58,734 I love my cookbook. 1025 01:57:58,943 --> 01:58:03,948 It's got wonderful recipes. It says something with a shark. 1026 01:58:03,948 --> 01:58:09,371 Shark with a bite. Would you like that, Spencer? 1027 01:58:09,371 --> 01:58:12,083 And some cookies here called Wasps' Nests. 1028 01:58:15,628 --> 01:58:18,965 Where is my big hairy boy? 1029 01:58:19,174 --> 01:58:23,971 Where is he? Where is my beautiful boy? 1030 01:58:24,180 --> 01:58:26,474 Sweetheart! 1031 01:58:26,474 --> 01:58:30,019 - Oh, you're in bed. - No, no. 1032 01:58:33,357 --> 01:58:40,657 I just didn't think Verdell should get too comfortable sleeping here. 1033 01:58:40,865 --> 01:58:44,411 The dog's already comfortable. 1034 01:58:48,374 --> 01:58:50,459 Is this okay? 1035 01:58:52,336 --> 01:58:55,882 Hello ... Hi, it's me. 1036 01:58:56,299 --> 01:59:01,722 He took me in. It's Carol for you. 1037 01:59:01,722 --> 01:59:06,728 - Jackie brought it all over ... - Just take the dog. 1038 01:59:07,562 --> 01:59:09,648 Take the dog. 1039 01:59:12,985 --> 01:59:18,408 - Come on. Move fast. Don't limp. - Good luck. 1040 01:59:34,884 --> 01:59:38,013 - How are you doing? - Not so hot. 1041 01:59:38,222 --> 01:59:43,853 - Why? What's wrong? - Was I sensible or hard on you? 1042 01:59:44,270 --> 01:59:50,527 - Maybe both. - Are you being cute or crazy now? 1043 01:59:50,736 --> 01:59:55,324 - Cute. - You don't have to answer. 1044 01:59:55,533 --> 01:59:58,036 Just listen to me. 1045 01:59:58,661 --> 02:00:03,041 It's really something that you're looking after Simon. 1046 02:00:03,250 --> 02:00:08,881 And what I said on the street ... That was a bad thing to say. 1047 02:00:09,090 --> 02:00:15,138 It made me sick to my stomach. It was a bad thing to say. 1048 02:00:15,555 --> 02:00:20,353 And I'd be lying if I didn't say I enjoy your company. 1049 02:00:21,812 --> 02:00:28,070 But you do bother me. And I know it's better for me ... 1050 02:00:28,278 --> 02:00:32,867 ... to not have contact with you because you're not ready. 1051 02:00:33,075 --> 02:00:37,455 You're an old guy to not be ready. And I'm too old to ignore that. 1052 02:00:37,664 --> 02:00:43,295 But there were extraordinary kindnesses that did take place. 1053 02:00:49,969 --> 02:00:53,098 Anyway. Thanks for the trip. 1054 02:00:54,766 --> 02:00:57,061 Goodnight. 1055 02:00:57,269 --> 02:01:00,398 Okay if I say something now? 1056 02:01:04,361 --> 02:01:07,072 Go ahead. 1057 02:01:08,115 --> 02:01:12,286 I should have danced with you. 1058 02:01:15,206 --> 02:01:18,752 Goodnight. 1059 02:01:38,357 --> 02:01:42,946 - Are you going to talk to me? - I'm coming. 1060 02:01:53,374 --> 02:01:58,380 - What did she say? - That I'm a great guy. 1061 02:01:58,589 --> 02:02:02,760 And she doesn't want contact with me. 1062 02:02:04,011 --> 02:02:06,723 I'm dying here. 1063 02:02:08,183 --> 02:02:14,023 - Because ... you love her. - No. 1064 02:02:14,231 --> 02:02:17,360 And you people are supposed to be sensitive? 1065 02:02:17,568 --> 02:02:21,948 Then you tell me why. You're the one who's "dying here". 1066 02:02:22,157 --> 02:02:25,911 - Let me sleep on it. - Oh, come on. 1067 02:02:26,120 --> 02:02:29,874 - I'll figure it out. - Please ... 1068 02:02:31,334 --> 02:02:37,591 I'm stuck. I can't get back to my old life. 1069 02:02:39,677 --> 02:02:44,682 - She's evicted me from my life. - Did you really like it that much? 1070 02:02:44,891 --> 02:02:48,019 It's better than this. 1071 02:02:48,228 --> 02:02:52,608 If you're going to give me hope, you've got to do better. 1072 02:02:52,816 --> 02:02:56,779 If you can't be mildly interesting, then shut up. 1073 02:02:56,988 --> 02:03:00,951 I'm drowning here! And you're describing the water. 1074 02:03:01,159 --> 02:03:04,079 Picking on me won't help. 1075 02:03:05,331 --> 02:03:09,085 If that's true, I'm really in trouble. 1076 02:03:09,293 --> 02:03:13,465 Do you know where you're lucky? 1077 02:03:18,053 --> 02:03:21,808 You know who you want. 1078 02:03:22,016 --> 02:03:28,065 I would take your seat any day. Do something. Go over there. 1079 02:03:28,273 --> 02:03:33,487 Tonight. It's not always good to let things calm down. 1080 02:03:33,696 --> 02:03:37,659 You can do this, Melvin. 1081 02:03:37,867 --> 02:03:40,996 Tell her how you feel. 1082 02:03:41,205 --> 02:03:45,584 - I'm charged. - Yes, you are. 1083 02:03:45,584 --> 02:03:50,382 - She might kill me if I go there. - Then stay. I'll read you a story. 1084 02:03:50,382 --> 02:03:56,221 The best thing going for you is your willingness to humiliate yourself. 1085 02:03:56,430 --> 02:04:00,184 Go over there. Do this. Catch her off guard. 1086 02:04:09,987 --> 02:04:12,698 Thanks a lot. 1087 02:04:14,367 --> 02:04:17,078 Here I go. 1088 02:04:26,255 --> 02:04:28,967 What's wrong? 1089 02:04:30,635 --> 02:04:33,764 I forgot to lock the door. 1090 02:05:51,977 --> 02:05:55,523 - What do you want? - I'm sorry I woke you up. 1091 02:05:55,732 --> 02:05:59,069 I wasn't asleep. 1092 02:06:02,406 --> 02:06:05,326 What a break. 1093 02:06:06,369 --> 02:06:10,123 Is it a secret what you're doing here? 1094 02:06:12,209 --> 02:06:15,337 I had to see you. 1095 02:06:18,466 --> 02:06:20,760 Because? 1096 02:06:23,054 --> 02:06:27,225 It relaxes me. 1097 02:06:27,643 --> 02:06:31,814 I'd feel better sitting outside your apartment on the curb - 1098 02:06:32,023 --> 02:06:36,403 - than any other place I can think of or imagine. 1099 02:06:36,611 --> 02:06:39,114 That's overstating. 1100 02:06:39,322 --> 02:06:45,162 I'd rather be sitting inside so l don't get my feet in the gutter. 1101 02:06:45,371 --> 02:06:51,002 Stop. Why can't I just have a normal boyfriend? Why? 1102 02:06:51,002 --> 02:06:54,757 A regular boyfriend who doesn't go nuts on me. 1103 02:06:54,965 --> 02:06:58,302 Everybody wants that. It doesn't exist. 1104 02:07:02,057 --> 02:07:07,062 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt. 1105 02:07:13,319 --> 02:07:16,448 Boyfriend ... 1106 02:07:19,368 --> 02:07:24,582 Come on in and try not to ruin everything by being you. 1107 02:07:24,791 --> 02:07:28,962 Maybe we could live without the wisecracks? 1108 02:07:32,299 --> 02:07:36,053 Maybe we could. 1109 02:08:01,082 --> 02:08:06,087 It feels a little confined here. Let's take a walk. 1110 02:08:09,007 --> 02:08:14,430 It's four in the morning. A walk sounds a little screwy to me. 1111 02:08:15,473 --> 02:08:20,478 - If you don't mind. - Well, if you need an excuse ... 1112 02:08:21,313 --> 02:08:25,484 There's a bakery on the corner that'll be open soon. 1113 02:08:25,693 --> 02:08:31,533 That way we're not screwy, but two people that like warm rolls. 1114 02:08:55,935 --> 02:09:02,192 - What are you doing? - I want you to hear that song. 1115 02:09:09,701 --> 02:09:14,498 And darling I'm never lonely 1116 02:09:14,706 --> 02:09:18,252 whenever you're in sight... 1117 02:09:19,086 --> 02:09:20,964 Thank you. 1118 02:09:22,423 --> 02:09:25,761 I was ... 1119 02:09:39,735 --> 02:09:44,949 I'm sorry. Whatever this is won't work. 1120 02:09:53,292 --> 02:09:55,795 - I'm ... - What? 1121 02:09:57,880 --> 02:10:00,800 I'm feeling better. 1122 02:10:01,009 --> 02:10:07,892 It may seem that way now, but you don't know me all that well. 1123 02:10:08,726 --> 02:10:11,646 I'm not the answer for you. 1124 02:10:11,854 --> 02:10:16,026 - I've got a compliment for you. - You know what? 1125 02:10:16,234 --> 02:10:19,989 Let me talk. 1126 02:10:26,663 --> 02:10:30,417 I might be the only person on the earth - 1127 02:10:30,626 --> 02:10:33,546 - that knows you're the greatest woman on earth. 1128 02:10:33,754 --> 02:10:41,263 I might be the only one who knows how amazing you are. 1129 02:10:41,680 --> 02:10:45,851 And how you are with Spencer. Spence. 1130 02:10:47,103 --> 02:10:51,274 And in every single thought you have. 1131 02:10:51,482 --> 02:10:58,157 How you almost always mean something that's about being straight or good. 1132 02:10:59,408 --> 02:11:03,371 Most people miss that about you. 1133 02:11:03,579 --> 02:11:08,794 I wonder how they can watch you bring their food and clear tables - 1134 02:11:09,002 --> 02:11:13,174 - and never get that they just met the greatest woman alive. 1135 02:11:13,382 --> 02:11:18,596 And the fact that I get it makes me feel good ... 1136 02:11:19,431 --> 02:11:23,811 ... about me. 1137 02:11:30,068 --> 02:11:36,533 Is that something that it's bad for you to be around? 1138 02:11:45,710 --> 02:11:48,213 No. 1139 02:11:50,925 --> 02:11:54,262 I'm going to grab you? 1140 02:11:54,470 --> 02:11:59,059 I didn't mean for that to be a question. I'm going to grab you. 1141 02:12:22,627 --> 02:12:25,339 I know I can do better than that. 1142 02:12:48,907 --> 02:12:52,661 Better. Definitely better. 1143 02:12:56,832 --> 02:12:59,752 See? 1144 02:13:13,727 --> 02:13:18,524 - Want something? - Warm rolls. 1145 02:13:27,075 --> 02:13:29,161 Excuse us.