1 00:02:42,412 --> 00:02:44,164 Thank you, sir. Next. 2 00:02:44,206 --> 00:02:45,958 Goodday, Wallace Ritchie 3 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:48,377 Passport, please, sir. 4 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:49,002 Thank you! 5 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:51,964 Just flown over from America. I'm an American. 6 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:53,966 It's a new passport. 7 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:55,968 It's not a very good picture. I have a better picture. 8 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:57,970 That won't be necessary, sir. 9 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,972 You've got a great accent. 10 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,598 Are you from here? 11 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:04,560 What is the purpose of your visit to this country, sir? 12 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:06,979 Today is my birthday. 13 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,939 Happy birthday, sir. 14 00:03:08,981 --> 00:03:10,941 Thank you. 15 00:03:10,983 --> 00:03:12,943 My brother sent me money this year, so 16 00:03:12,985 --> 00:03:14,945 I thought I'd come over and surprise him. 17 00:03:14,987 --> 00:03:16,947 He works in the Featherstone Finch bank. 18 00:03:16,989 --> 00:03:19,825 James Ritchie. 19 00:03:20,993 --> 00:03:21,952 Do you know him? 20 00:03:21,994 --> 00:03:25,539 Good evening. Guten Abend. 21 00:03:25,998 --> 00:03:28,709 Guten Abend. 22 00:03:29,001 --> 00:03:31,962 Schon, dich zu sehen. 23 00:03:32,004 --> 00:03:35,257 Schon, dich zu sehen. 24 00:03:36,008 --> 00:03:36,967 Very good. Sehr gut. 25 00:03:37,009 --> 00:03:38,969 How long will you be staying in this country? 26 00:03:39,011 --> 00:03:41,972 That's a very good question. 27 00:03:42,014 --> 00:03:43,974 Yes, I thought so, too. 28 00:03:44,016 --> 00:03:46,977 I'd like to see everything but not have 29 00:03:47,019 --> 00:03:48,979 people know I'm a tourist, you know? 30 00:03:49,021 --> 00:03:54,943 Featherstone Finch believes that...one of our major strengths, if not our major strength, is our diversity... 31 00:03:54,985 --> 00:03:57,946 Is our diversification. 32 00:03:57,988 --> 00:03:59,948 I want to see where the blitz was. 33 00:03:59,990 --> 00:04:01,950 I've seen the film and its incredible. 34 00:04:01,992 --> 00:04:02,576 Half a day. 35 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:06,538 I want to try that meat pudding. I want to take a double-decker bus. 36 00:04:06,997 --> 00:04:07,956 Half a day. 37 00:04:07,998 --> 00:04:09,958 Good night, Garrett. 38 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,961 I want to see the queen riding a horse. I want to get a suit made. 39 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:14,963 Okay. Three weeks. 40 00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:16,965 Welcome to Great Britain, Mr. Ritchie. 41 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:18,967 Thanks very much. And it's Wallace... 42 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:20,969 David. 43 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:22,971 Which door is England? 44 00:04:23,013 --> 00:04:23,972 That one there. 45 00:04:24,014 --> 00:04:25,974 Stupid cow. 46 00:04:26,016 --> 00:04:26,975 Stupid cow. 47 00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:28,977 Stand by. The client's in position. 48 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:33,941 Okay, look. He's nervous. He's nervous, so I want plenty of energy, please. 49 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:35,943 Be generous. 50 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:39,404 Stand by the phone, Des. 51 00:04:39,988 --> 00:04:42,533 And dial. 52 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:45,911 And curtain up. 53 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:51,959 You stupid cow! 54 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,961 Please, mister, you've got to help me! 55 00:04:54,002 --> 00:04:55,963 Give me a phone! Leave me alone! 56 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:56,964 Give me a phone! 57 00:04:57,005 --> 00:04:57,965 You've got to help me! 58 00:04:58,006 --> 00:04:59,967 You can see me in the window! 59 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:01,969 You've got to help me! Who are you on the phone to? 60 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:03,971 None of your business. 61 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:06,974 Who are you talking to? 62 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:09,977 Look who it is. It's your favorite John. 63 00:05:10,018 --> 00:05:10,978 Go on John. 64 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:12,938 Tell him not to talk to you like that. 65 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:14,940 Come on, come on. 66 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:16,942 What's the matter? Cat got your tongue? 67 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:17,943 Tell him to piss off. 68 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:21,947 Look, this has gone quite far enough. 69 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:22,948 And? 70 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:23,949 The way you're treating... 71 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:24,950 Des. 72 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:25,951 Des... 73 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:27,953 What do you know about it? 74 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:29,955 It isn't the way a man should behave... 75 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:31,957 Otto. 76 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:33,959 What I'm saying is... 77 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:34,960 I don't like him! 78 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:36,962 Don't push your luck! 79 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:38,964 He's got a black belt. Haven't you? 80 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:41,967 Go on, tell him. 81 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:43,969 Yes. I've got a black belt in karate. 82 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:46,972 Karate chop this, then! 83 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:47,973 What're you going to do now? 84 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:48,974 Put the gun away! 85 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:49,975 Put it down! 86 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:52,978 Put it down or we'll have to take you in! 87 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:54,938 Who called the police? Was it you? 88 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:55,939 Want to take me? 89 00:05:55,981 --> 00:05:58,942 Do you? Stay there. 90 00:05:58,984 --> 00:06:02,946 You're going to have to catch me! 91 00:06:05,991 --> 00:06:07,951 Come on! 92 00:06:07,993 --> 00:06:12,956 Second police unit. They just left the building and are heading towards you. 93 00:06:12,998 --> 00:06:14,958 I will follow at a discreet distance. 94 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,961 Stand by, man with dog. 95 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:18,962 Exciting stuff. 96 00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:21,965 Tickets aren't cheap...but neither are the thrills in 97 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:24,968 London's interactive theater experience: 98 00:06:25,010 --> 00:06:27,971 The Theater of Life. There are real streets, real rooms. 99 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:31,975 If you've got a sense of adventure, you can be a real star for a night. 100 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:34,978 You don't even have to learn lines. With help from your fellow actors, 101 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:39,942 you improvise as you go along. Our major strength is diversification. 102 00:06:39,983 --> 00:06:41,944 My God, that can't be them. 103 00:06:41,985 --> 00:06:43,946 Consuela, the door, the door. 104 00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:45,948 I ordered some more champagne. 105 00:06:45,989 --> 00:06:46,949 I better go. 106 00:06:46,990 --> 00:06:49,952 Our major strength is diversity. 107 00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:52,955 Our major strength is diversification. 108 00:06:52,996 --> 00:06:55,958 We've got our fingers in many pies. 109 00:06:55,999 --> 00:06:57,960 Sis! 110 00:06:58,001 --> 00:07:00,963 Let's have a hug. 111 00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:01,964 Look at you. 112 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:04,967 You're a sweet little pocket-rocket. 113 00:07:05,008 --> 00:07:07,970 I thought he had an uptight English gal. 114 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:11,974 I'm Mrs. Ritchie. Can I help you? 115 00:07:12,015 --> 00:07:12,975 You're Barbara? 116 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:16,979 I'm Mrs. Ritchie and this is our maid. 117 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:17,938 Is that champagne? 118 00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:20,941 No, it's some shirts and socks and a few pairs of jeans. 119 00:07:20,983 --> 00:07:21,942 Oh, my God! 120 00:07:21,984 --> 00:07:24,945 I know this guy. 121 00:07:24,987 --> 00:07:27,698 Look at you! 122 00:07:27,990 --> 00:07:29,950 Look at you. 123 00:07:29,992 --> 00:07:31,952 You're still the ugly brother, thank God. 124 00:07:31,994 --> 00:07:33,954 Barbara, this is my brother, Wallace. 125 00:07:33,996 --> 00:07:35,956 Hello. Pleased to meet you. Sorry to scare you. 126 00:07:35,998 --> 00:07:37,958 What're you doing here? 127 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:38,959 Today's my birthday. 128 00:07:39,001 --> 00:07:42,963 I thought you might not remember...so I came over to get my presents here. 129 00:07:43,005 --> 00:07:45,966 How lovely. Set another place for dinner. 130 00:07:46,008 --> 00:07:46,967 Great idea. 131 00:07:47,009 --> 00:07:48,969 No, no, bad idea. 132 00:07:49,011 --> 00:07:50,971 Wally can't be here tonight. 133 00:07:51,013 --> 00:07:52,973 Why? He seems very sweet. 134 00:07:53,015 --> 00:07:53,974 He is sweet. 135 00:07:54,016 --> 00:07:55,976 Yeah, but...? 136 00:07:56,018 --> 00:07:57,978 He's not the kind of guy 137 00:07:58,020 --> 00:08:00,939 you drop into a boring business dinner. 138 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:02,941 With Wally, you need a sense of humor. 139 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:04,943 And we have Germans coming for dinner. 140 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:05,944 Exactly. 141 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:10,949 Still, they might find him interesting, being in the film industry. 142 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:12,951 It's not exactly the film industry. 143 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:15,954 It is and it isn't. It is. 144 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:18,957 I'm with Blockbuster in Des Moines. 145 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:20,959 So you're not a producer. 146 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:21,960 Not exactly. 147 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:22,961 Not at all, really. 148 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,963 It's just something I say. 149 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:25,964 We all say it. 150 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:29,760 It's something I say. A joke. 151 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:32,971 We'll just get rid of you for the night. 152 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,973 No, we won't. Not tonight. 153 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:36,975 It's his birthday. 154 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,977 Get rid of him, now. 155 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:40,938 What would he like? 156 00:08:40,979 --> 00:08:42,940 Drama or a musical? 157 00:08:42,981 --> 00:08:45,943 He likes it all. He wanted to be an actor. 158 00:08:45,984 --> 00:08:50,948 He got the lead in our high school play, but on opening night he... 159 00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:54,952 I never thought anybody could forget so much so fast without a blow to the head. 160 00:08:54,993 --> 00:08:56,954 Damn, then this won't work. 161 00:08:56,995 --> 00:08:58,956 Theater of Life. It's on TV now. 162 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:01,959 One of those audience-participation things. 163 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,961 No, that sounds really embarrassing. 164 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:08,340 Pity. It's three and a half hours long. 165 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:12,970 It sounds really embarrassing. 166 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:14,972 This is London. This is theater land. 167 00:09:15,013 --> 00:09:16,974 This is the hottest ticket in town. 168 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:18,976 I won't have to go on stage, will I? 169 00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:22,938 They call you, tell you who you are, where to go and help make up the rest. 170 00:09:22,980 --> 00:09:24,940 There's nothing even to forget. 171 00:09:24,982 --> 00:09:28,068 Can I see the hat? 172 00:09:31,989 --> 00:09:35,951 I wish we could hang out. It's my birthday. 173 00:09:35,993 --> 00:09:36,952 I tell you what... 174 00:09:36,994 --> 00:09:39,955 I was saving these for the dinner party. 175 00:09:39,997 --> 00:09:40,956 Ambassadors. 176 00:09:40,998 --> 00:09:44,960 The finest smokes you can buy. You and I will fire them up when you get back. 177 00:09:45,002 --> 00:09:45,961 Havana. 178 00:09:46,003 --> 00:09:46,962 Birthday cigars. 179 00:09:47,004 --> 00:09:48,964 That's them. 180 00:09:49,006 --> 00:09:49,965 It's early. 181 00:09:50,007 --> 00:09:52,968 I already laid out $117.50. 182 00:09:53,010 --> 00:09:54,970 What's that in real money? 183 00:09:55,012 --> 00:09:56,972 Pick up the phone. 184 00:09:57,014 --> 00:09:57,973 Spenser. 185 00:09:58,015 --> 00:09:58,974 They want Spenser. 186 00:09:59,016 --> 00:10:00,976 That's your character name. 187 00:10:01,018 --> 00:10:03,979 Go on, say something back. Go on. 188 00:10:04,021 --> 00:10:04,938 Hello. 189 00:10:04,980 --> 00:10:08,317 Number 6 Bishops Mews. 190 00:10:08,984 --> 00:10:10,944 The back door is open. 191 00:10:10,986 --> 00:10:12,946 The girl is upstairs. 192 00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:16,867 Radio contact only from now on. 193 00:10:16,992 --> 00:10:21,872 And Spenser, this time...remember to flush. Out. 194 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,960 What'd they say? 195 00:10:27,002 --> 00:10:28,962 Remember to flush. 196 00:10:29,004 --> 00:10:30,964 They were supposed to give you an address. 197 00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:32,966 6 Bishops Mews, England. 198 00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:34,968 That's right around the corner. Come on. 199 00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:39,348 I'll drop you off. It's gonna be great. 200 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:54,947 Speak. 201 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,950 Help me! He's going to kill me! 202 00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:58,951 Give me that phone! 203 00:10:58,992 --> 00:10:59,952 Who is this? 204 00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:02,955 I'm in the flat across the street! You can see me in the window! 205 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,958 Help me, please! 206 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,963 Liar! You stupid cow! 207 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,966 You lay one finger on me and I'm calling the police. 208 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,968 Call the police now, then! Go on! 209 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:18,971 Bang on cue, your favorite john. 210 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:21,974 Johnny, tell him he can't talk to you like that. 211 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,977 Tell him to go to hell. 212 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:28,647 Tell him anything you want. 213 00:11:28,981 --> 00:11:30,941 Yeah, tell me anything you want! 214 00:11:30,983 --> 00:11:31,942 Come on! 215 00:11:31,984 --> 00:11:35,946 Do you know what your problem is, apart from being a really ugly bastard? 216 00:11:35,988 --> 00:11:38,949 Come on! You big pansy! 217 00:11:38,991 --> 00:11:43,078 Give us your best shot, mouseballs! 218 00:11:50,002 --> 00:11:52,963 Excuse me, are...? 219 00:11:53,005 --> 00:11:53,964 Hello. 220 00:11:54,006 --> 00:11:55,966 Why have we stopped, people? 221 00:11:56,008 --> 00:11:57,968 Is there a problem? 222 00:11:58,010 --> 00:11:58,969 Break a leg. Gotta go. 223 00:11:59,011 --> 00:11:59,970 Okay, later. 224 00:12:00,012 --> 00:12:01,972 All right. Have fun. 225 00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:03,974 Wait. What am I supposed to do when this is over? 226 00:12:04,016 --> 00:12:05,976 I have no idea where I am. 227 00:12:06,018 --> 00:12:06,977 Take my phone. 228 00:12:07,019 --> 00:12:08,979 When the show's over, around 11:30, don't worry, call me. 229 00:12:09,021 --> 00:12:10,939 I'll pick you up and we'll smoke 230 00:12:10,981 --> 00:12:12,941 those Ambassadors by midnight. 231 00:12:12,983 --> 00:12:14,943 Gotta be my birthday so 11:59, the latest. 232 00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:15,944 11:59. 233 00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:17,946 Knock them dead, big brother. 234 00:12:17,988 --> 00:12:22,284 There'll be bodies all over the place. 235 00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:33,962 Have you got any spare change? 236 00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:35,964 I don't have any of your money yet. 237 00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:37,966 You sure about that? 238 00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:39,968 No, I'm not. I'll give you what I have. 239 00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:41,970 I do have American money. 240 00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:45,432 It's just as good. Here. 241 00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:57,945 I'm sorry. Nobody told me it already started. 242 00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:00,948 All right, then, just go back to ''Give me 243 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:02,950 your money'' or whatever the heck. 244 00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:04,952 Just give me money or I'll cut you! 245 00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:08,789 Let me just do my line, first. 246 00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:10,958 Please don't kill me. 247 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:13,961 I'll give you all the money I got. 248 00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:16,964 I'll give you everything. I got no jewelry. 249 00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:20,676 I just got a couple of kids. 250 00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:26,265 They don't want to see their daddy dead on the street. 251 00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:31,520 I don't want to kill you. 252 00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:37,734 I'm sorry. I was not prepared 253 00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:38,944 for any of this stuff. 254 00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:40,946 Just give me the money! 255 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:43,532 One more. 256 00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:54,918 It's getting so that decent people can't even go out on the street anymore...without scum like you trying to step on whatever's decent in this world. 257 00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:55,961 But, you know something? 258 00:13:56,003 --> 00:14:03,927 Your type are just going to be the kind of crap...that sticks to the bottom of a good man's loafer. 259 00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:11,685 I am stinking the place up. Take the wallet and let's go on to the next scene. 260 00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:15,939 Come on. 261 00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:16,940 Take the money. 262 00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:19,943 You take it. He's a bloody nutter. 263 00:14:19,985 --> 00:14:22,946 Come back with my wallet! Stop! 264 00:14:22,988 --> 00:14:23,947 Thieves! 265 00:14:23,989 --> 00:14:24,948 I know how much is in there! 266 00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:28,243 I want it back after. 267 00:14:32,998 --> 00:14:34,958 Herr Schuster and Frau Schuster. 268 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,960 My wife, Felicity, you know. 269 00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:37,961 How do you do? 270 00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:39,963 Wonderful to see you again. 271 00:14:40,005 --> 00:14:42,966 Rupert Witherington, our chief overseas expert. 272 00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:43,967 How do you do? 273 00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:44,968 His wife, Fiona. 274 00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:46,970 Sylvia. 275 00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:47,971 How nice to meet you. 276 00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:49,973 My darling daughter, Barbara. 277 00:14:50,015 --> 00:14:50,974 Pleased to meet you. 278 00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:52,976 So pleased you could come. 279 00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:54,978 My son-in-law, and our host: 280 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:55,938 James Ritchie. 281 00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:56,939 Guten Abend. 282 00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:57,940 Guten Abend. 283 00:14:57,981 --> 00:14:59,942 Schon, dich zu sehen. 284 00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:01,944 Pleased to meet you, too. 285 00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:02,945 Mr. Ritchie. 286 00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:03,946 Yes? 287 00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:07,908 Your brother's on the telephone. 288 00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:10,953 Please don't tell me it's over. 289 00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:12,955 I just got mugged. 290 00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:15,958 Two guys with knives took my wallet. 291 00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:17,960 I got nervous, they were so nervous. 292 00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:18,961 I can't talk now. 293 00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:19,962 I can't talk either. 294 00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:20,963 I got a scene with the girl. 295 00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:23,966 Great. Do it with the girl and have a wonderful time. 296 00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:26,844 See you later. 297 00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:34,226 How you doing...man? 298 00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:46,947 Gilbert...I've made the martinis! 299 00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:56,290 Be a good boy and bring them up to me. 300 00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:53,680 Gilbert sent you, didn't he? 301 00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:54,973 Yes, he did. 302 00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:57,809 You American? 303 00:16:58,018 --> 00:17:00,938 What are you? CIA? Mafia? 304 00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:02,940 Both. 305 00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:04,942 I wondered what death would look like. 306 00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:07,945 I didn't think he'd look like you. 307 00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:10,572 Too scary? 308 00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:17,955 You gonna bring me that martini or must I suck it from the glass from here? 309 00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:21,375 No, I'll bring it over. 310 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:25,963 Do you think I look silly in this outfit? 311 00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:28,966 I could take it off, if you'd like. 312 00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:31,176 No. 313 00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:34,972 It's good silly. 314 00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:38,684 And do I get a last request? 315 00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:40,978 You mean like a cigarette or something? 316 00:17:41,019 --> 00:17:44,940 I had something more substantial in mind. 317 00:17:44,982 --> 00:17:46,942 A cigar? 318 00:17:46,984 --> 00:17:50,195 Now you're boasting. 319 00:17:53,991 --> 00:17:57,953 I'm sorry. I am so sorry. Are you all right? 320 00:17:57,995 --> 00:18:01,874 Oh, you were going for the gun. 321 00:18:01,999 --> 00:18:04,960 I didn't mean to. Here. 322 00:18:05,002 --> 00:18:06,962 Take it. 323 00:18:07,004 --> 00:18:07,963 Take it. 324 00:18:08,005 --> 00:18:10,966 I'm not playing that game, you sick bastard. 325 00:18:11,008 --> 00:18:12,968 Did I break your nail? 326 00:18:13,010 --> 00:18:14,970 If you're going to shoot me, just do it. 327 00:18:15,012 --> 00:18:15,971 Just do it. Go on. 328 00:18:16,013 --> 00:18:16,972 Just bloody well do it. 329 00:18:17,014 --> 00:18:18,974 Go on then. 330 00:18:19,016 --> 00:18:20,976 If I really have to. 331 00:18:21,018 --> 00:18:25,731 But if you do, you'll never find the letters. 332 00:18:25,981 --> 00:18:29,943 Blackmailing a government minister can be very profitable. 333 00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:33,947 You and I could be very, very rich. 334 00:18:33,989 --> 00:18:37,117 So, no death scene. 335 00:18:37,993 --> 00:18:41,079 What do we do now? 336 00:18:43,999 --> 00:18:46,960 Here's our esteemed minister of defense. 337 00:18:47,002 --> 00:18:47,961 Perfect. 338 00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:50,964 You should get rid of him. 339 00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:55,594 But you and I, we have more to do together? 340 00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:57,971 Sure. 341 00:18:58,013 --> 00:18:59,973 What's your name? 342 00:19:00,015 --> 00:19:01,975 Lorelei. 343 00:19:02,017 --> 00:19:05,646 Call me Lori. What's yours? 344 00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:06,939 Spenser. 345 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,941 Spenser what? 346 00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:10,943 They just said Spenser. 347 00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:13,946 Good luck, Mr. Spenser. 348 00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:15,948 Thanks, Lorelei. 349 00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:18,659 Hurry back. 350 00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:29,336 Looking for something? 351 00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:34,174 My glasses. I was visiting a friend. 352 00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:36,969 Who are you? 353 00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:39,471 Spenser. 354 00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:43,684 And I know who you are, too. 355 00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:45,978 Gilbert. 356 00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:49,940 Then you better get out of here, fast, before I call the police. 357 00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:53,944 Let's have a scene with the bobbies. 358 00:19:53,986 --> 00:19:55,946 Let's get them all in here. 359 00:19:55,988 --> 00:19:57,948 We'll tell them the whole thing. 360 00:19:57,990 --> 00:20:00,993 What whole thing? 361 00:20:01,994 --> 00:20:04,955 The whole plot thing. 362 00:20:04,997 --> 00:20:07,958 What plot thing? 363 00:20:10,002 --> 00:20:12,963 She told me about the letters. 364 00:20:13,005 --> 00:20:16,341 Letters? What letters? 365 00:20:17,009 --> 00:20:18,969 The letters. 366 00:20:19,011 --> 00:20:20,971 She told me about them. 367 00:20:21,013 --> 00:20:22,973 I know all about the letters. 368 00:20:23,015 --> 00:20:24,975 How do you think I know? She told me. 369 00:20:25,017 --> 00:20:28,395 That's how I found out. 370 00:20:44,995 --> 00:20:47,956 My God, Daggenhorst sent you, didn't he? 371 00:20:47,998 --> 00:20:49,958 Maybe. 372 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:50,959 How do I know you are 373 00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:54,213 who you say you are? 374 00:20:55,005 --> 00:20:56,965 Oh, yeah... 375 00:20:57,007 --> 00:20:57,966 I got this. 376 00:20:58,008 --> 00:20:59,968 Then, of course you are. 377 00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:01,970 Dear God, I'll give you anything you want. 378 00:21:02,012 --> 00:21:03,972 Just name your price. 379 00:21:04,014 --> 00:21:06,433 Okay... 380 00:21:08,018 --> 00:21:09,978 Twenty. 381 00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:11,939 Twenty? 382 00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:13,941 Fifty. 383 00:21:13,982 --> 00:21:15,943 Fifty! 384 00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:17,945 I have to make a call. 385 00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:21,490 Get away from that phone! 386 00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:27,955 Whoa, that was loud. 387 00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:29,957 How'd I do that? 388 00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:33,961 Take this. It's all of it. It's all of it. 389 00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:35,963 But, I'm sorry. 390 00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:36,964 I will give you some more. 391 00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:38,966 I'm sorry, I stepped out of the scene. 392 00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:40,968 It was just a loud noise. 393 00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:42,970 I'll give you lots more. 394 00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:44,972 I'm afraid of loud noises. 395 00:21:45,013 --> 00:21:46,974 Come on, let's do it again. 396 00:21:47,015 --> 00:21:50,644 Let's take it from the top. 397 00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:52,938 You've done something with your hair. 398 00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:55,941 Where's Gilbert? I heard a shot. 399 00:21:55,983 --> 00:21:56,942 Gilbert's gone. 400 00:21:56,984 --> 00:21:58,944 Oh, no. 401 00:21:58,986 --> 00:21:59,945 You cut it. 402 00:21:59,987 --> 00:22:01,947 Look, when I said get rid of him, I didn't mean- 403 00:22:01,989 --> 00:22:03,949 This is a very nice look for you. 404 00:22:03,991 --> 00:22:06,410 Thanks. 405 00:22:06,994 --> 00:22:09,955 Why don't you look out the front and see if it's clear? 406 00:22:09,997 --> 00:22:12,291 Sure. 407 00:23:35,999 --> 00:23:38,293 Help! 408 00:23:43,006 --> 00:23:44,967 Pleased to meet you, girlie. 409 00:23:45,008 --> 00:23:48,345 Where are the letters? 410 00:23:50,013 --> 00:23:52,432 Coming! 411 00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:53,976 Help me! 412 00:23:54,017 --> 00:23:55,978 Yeah, I'm coming. 413 00:23:56,019 --> 00:23:56,979 Door's locked. 414 00:23:57,020 --> 00:23:59,690 Kick it in! 415 00:24:01,984 --> 00:24:03,944 It's solid. 416 00:24:03,986 --> 00:24:06,947 It's not balsa or anything. 417 00:24:06,989 --> 00:24:08,949 Spenser, he's trying to kill me! 418 00:24:08,991 --> 00:24:10,951 Okay. All right...all right. 419 00:24:10,993 --> 00:24:13,787 Please hurry! 420 00:24:13,996 --> 00:24:17,666 Spenser, what are you doing? 421 00:24:22,004 --> 00:24:25,132 ''Here's Johnny! '' 422 00:24:26,008 --> 00:24:28,385 Hurry. 423 00:24:35,017 --> 00:24:36,977 What have we here? 424 00:24:37,019 --> 00:24:42,941 Conveniently found a mallet outside, but I'm going to swap it for this one. 425 00:24:42,983 --> 00:24:43,942 All right, punk. 426 00:24:43,984 --> 00:24:48,947 I guess the question you got to ask yourself today is, ''Do I feel lucky?'' 427 00:24:48,989 --> 00:24:52,117 Well, punk, do you? 428 00:24:57,998 --> 00:25:00,959 Don't ever show your face on this mews again! 429 00:25:01,001 --> 00:25:03,462 Come on. 430 00:25:04,004 --> 00:25:07,758 We've got to get out of here. 431 00:25:09,009 --> 00:25:11,970 Let's go. Go, go, go! 432 00:25:12,012 --> 00:25:13,972 I thought I could get the letters 433 00:25:14,014 --> 00:25:19,978 and then some maniac called Spenser...who says he works for you, fired a pistol at me! 434 00:25:20,020 --> 00:25:24,900 Listen, we are too close to let this fall apart. 435 00:25:24,983 --> 00:25:26,944 Now, listen. 436 00:25:26,985 --> 00:25:33,825 Hawkins, there is a loose cannon out there and I want him dealt with immediately. 437 00:25:53,011 --> 00:25:53,971 Just think, Hawkins... 438 00:25:54,012 --> 00:25:55,973 This time next week, these lights 439 00:25:56,014 --> 00:25:59,977 will be flashing all across Russia. 440 00:26:00,018 --> 00:26:02,938 This room will be alive again...with happy voices 441 00:26:02,980 --> 00:26:04,940 and the patter of little feet. 442 00:26:04,982 --> 00:26:09,945 Voices from across Europe being monitored and decoded. 443 00:26:09,987 --> 00:26:13,949 The feet of agents rushing in with urgent communiques. 444 00:26:13,991 --> 00:26:19,538 The new funding...new equipment...new weapons, new poisons. 445 00:26:19,997 --> 00:26:23,917 Happy days, Hawkins. Happy days. 446 00:26:24,001 --> 00:26:25,961 Yes, Sir Roger. 447 00:26:26,003 --> 00:26:30,966 It seems there's a bit of a problem...with Spenser and the girl. 448 00:26:31,008 --> 00:26:31,967 Problem? 449 00:26:32,009 --> 00:26:36,972 Embleton tried to collect the letters, Spenser tried to shoot him. 450 00:26:37,014 --> 00:26:37,973 Shoot him? 451 00:26:38,015 --> 00:26:40,976 Embleton says he seemed a trifle unhinged. 452 00:26:41,018 --> 00:26:42,978 But what about the girl? 453 00:26:43,020 --> 00:26:44,938 This is totally unacceptable. 454 00:26:44,980 --> 00:26:50,444 The zero hour is a mere...three hours and 12 minutes away. 455 00:26:50,986 --> 00:26:52,946 It's not possible. 456 00:26:52,988 --> 00:26:56,950 With a mere...three hours, 11 minutes till zero hour? 457 00:26:56,992 --> 00:26:57,951 Keep calm. 458 00:26:57,993 --> 00:27:02,623 We'll send in the plumbers to flush Spenser. 459 00:27:02,998 --> 00:27:05,959 I call in Boris from deep cover. 460 00:27:06,001 --> 00:27:07,961 Boris Blavasky? 461 00:27:08,003 --> 00:27:09,963 The maniac who decapitated 462 00:27:10,005 --> 00:27:11,965 poor old Ponsonby in Helsinki? 463 00:27:12,007 --> 00:27:15,093 Boris the Butcher? 464 00:27:21,016 --> 00:27:23,977 Phone for you, love. 465 00:27:24,019 --> 00:27:27,147 Thank you, sweetie. 466 00:28:02,015 --> 00:28:04,977 I know you, Sergei Nikolivich. 467 00:28:05,018 --> 00:28:08,939 There's more to this than just dirty letters. 468 00:28:08,981 --> 00:28:09,940 Why so gloomy? 469 00:28:09,982 --> 00:28:11,942 Is better than being butcher. 470 00:28:11,984 --> 00:28:13,944 I like being butcher. 471 00:28:13,986 --> 00:28:18,824 You know exactly who you are killing...and why. 472 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,961 What impresses me most...during our visits to Germany 473 00:28:31,003 --> 00:28:32,963 are his people. 474 00:28:33,005 --> 00:28:34,965 There's a warmth, a quiet charm. 475 00:28:35,007 --> 00:28:37,968 Everyone welcomes you with open arms. 476 00:28:38,010 --> 00:28:41,930 You're sure you were in Germany? 477 00:28:42,014 --> 00:28:43,974 Downtown Brussels. 478 00:28:44,016 --> 00:28:44,975 Wally. 479 00:28:45,017 --> 00:28:46,977 Hello, everybody. Jimmy's brother. 480 00:28:47,019 --> 00:28:48,979 Don't get up. 481 00:28:49,021 --> 00:28:50,939 What happened? 482 00:28:50,981 --> 00:28:52,941 We need a place to lie low for a while. 483 00:28:52,983 --> 00:28:55,944 I thought this place would be safe. 484 00:28:55,986 --> 00:28:58,947 Won't you introduce us to your friend? 485 00:28:58,989 --> 00:29:02,492 Everybody...this is Lori. 486 00:29:02,993 --> 00:29:04,953 She's the defense minister's call girl. 487 00:29:04,995 --> 00:29:07,456 Bastard! 488 00:29:08,999 --> 00:29:10,959 That really hurt. 489 00:29:11,001 --> 00:29:13,962 I should've called her an actress. 490 00:29:14,004 --> 00:29:15,964 She's great. 491 00:29:16,006 --> 00:29:17,966 Jimmy paid for the whole thing. 492 00:29:18,008 --> 00:29:19,968 I should go, I suppose. 493 00:29:20,010 --> 00:29:20,969 Okay, bye. 494 00:29:21,011 --> 00:29:25,974 We got these smutty letters we're going to blackmail some guy with. 495 00:29:26,016 --> 00:29:28,310 Okay. 496 00:29:29,019 --> 00:29:29,978 Later. 497 00:29:30,020 --> 00:29:32,481 See you. 498 00:29:33,982 --> 00:29:38,195 What line of work is your brother in? 499 00:29:39,988 --> 00:29:42,950 He's in the movie business. 500 00:29:42,991 --> 00:29:44,952 The movie business. Of course. 501 00:29:44,993 --> 00:29:48,956 I'm sorry I was a little insensitive. 502 00:29:48,997 --> 00:29:51,959 But, you know, I'm a hit man. 503 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,961 I'm only going to say this once. 504 00:29:54,002 --> 00:29:55,963 I'm not a call girl. 505 00:29:56,004 --> 00:29:57,965 I met Gilbert. 506 00:29:58,006 --> 00:29:59,967 He liked giving me money. I needed it. 507 00:30:00,008 --> 00:30:03,136 So I let him, okay? 508 00:30:04,012 --> 00:30:06,974 Was that a tear? 509 00:30:07,015 --> 00:30:10,435 How do you people do it? 510 00:30:11,019 --> 00:30:12,938 Do you poke yourself in the eye? 511 00:30:12,980 --> 00:30:15,941 Or are you thinking right now: 512 00:30:15,983 --> 00:30:18,944 ''My dog is dead''? 513 00:30:18,986 --> 00:30:20,946 What's the matter with you? 514 00:30:20,988 --> 00:30:23,949 Are you enjoying this? 515 00:30:23,991 --> 00:30:26,660 Enormously. 516 00:30:26,994 --> 00:30:29,913 My dog is dead. 517 00:30:31,999 --> 00:30:34,918 My dog is dead. 518 00:31:02,988 --> 00:31:05,949 The letters are upstairs in the spare room. 519 00:31:05,991 --> 00:31:08,952 You go get them. I'll keep watch, okay? 520 00:31:08,994 --> 00:31:10,954 Yeah, sure, pintsize. 521 00:31:10,996 --> 00:31:14,958 Last time we split up, you locked the door...and got strangled. Let's go in together. 522 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,960 You don't trust me, do you? 523 00:31:17,002 --> 00:31:19,963 Say it. Go on, say it. 524 00:31:20,005 --> 00:31:21,965 I don't trust you? 525 00:31:22,007 --> 00:31:23,967 Wait. 526 00:31:24,009 --> 00:31:27,095 I don't trust you. 527 00:31:32,017 --> 00:31:33,977 I was going to ask you: 528 00:31:34,019 --> 00:31:38,941 Are we all going to stay afterwards and clean up? 529 00:31:39,983 --> 00:31:44,071 I think Goldilocks wears Old Spice. 530 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,961 You should pay your light bill. 531 00:31:59,002 --> 00:32:03,340 There's a lamp over there on the table. 532 00:32:14,017 --> 00:32:15,978 Oh, God! 533 00:32:16,019 --> 00:32:17,938 Gosh! 534 00:32:17,980 --> 00:32:21,608 You got me. Did he get you? 535 00:32:21,984 --> 00:32:22,943 You got both of us. 536 00:32:22,985 --> 00:32:24,945 I've never seen a dead body before. 537 00:32:24,987 --> 00:32:27,948 I've seen lots, but this is... 538 00:32:27,990 --> 00:32:29,950 What're you doing? 539 00:32:29,992 --> 00:32:31,952 You gotta check and see just how dead they are. 540 00:32:31,994 --> 00:32:33,954 You can never be sure. 541 00:32:33,996 --> 00:32:37,916 Guy could be able to catch this! 542 00:32:39,001 --> 00:32:40,961 I'm impressed. 543 00:32:41,003 --> 00:32:41,962 You are so twisted. 544 00:32:42,004 --> 00:32:43,964 I would think you'd be impressed by 545 00:32:44,006 --> 00:32:48,385 the kind of concentration that is being- 546 00:32:51,013 --> 00:32:51,972 Oh, man! 547 00:32:52,014 --> 00:32:55,976 I feel sick. Do you think you trust me to go to the loo? 548 00:32:56,018 --> 00:32:58,478 The loo. 549 00:32:59,021 --> 00:33:02,441 Off to the loo with you. 550 00:33:03,984 --> 00:33:12,576 I know you worked together...but if I find the letters before she does, it'd be a real hoot. How about a clue? 551 00:33:13,994 --> 00:33:16,955 Do you know anything about this girl? 552 00:33:16,997 --> 00:33:19,958 Is she going out with anyone in the cast? 553 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,960 Spenser? Are you there, Spenser? 554 00:33:22,002 --> 00:33:23,962 Do that again. 555 00:33:24,004 --> 00:33:24,963 Spenser? What's going on? 556 00:33:25,005 --> 00:33:27,966 Are you receiving me? 557 00:33:28,008 --> 00:33:28,967 You jerk. 558 00:33:29,009 --> 00:33:29,968 You've got a radio. 559 00:33:30,010 --> 00:33:31,970 Spenser, come in immediately. 560 00:33:32,012 --> 00:33:33,972 This is a 42-20. 561 00:33:34,014 --> 00:33:35,974 Cool. 562 00:33:36,016 --> 00:33:36,975 Hello. Spenser, here. 563 00:33:37,017 --> 00:33:39,978 Have no fear, good buddy. 564 00:33:40,020 --> 00:33:41,939 What's he talking about? 565 00:33:41,980 --> 00:33:44,942 Why is he using that ridiculous American accent? 566 00:33:44,983 --> 00:33:45,943 Cover. 567 00:33:45,984 --> 00:33:49,947 Ask him if he's eliminated the girl. 568 00:33:49,988 --> 00:33:53,951 Did you take the girl to the bathroom? 569 00:33:53,992 --> 00:33:54,952 No. 570 00:33:54,993 --> 00:33:58,956 She went to the loo...by herself. 571 00:33:59,998 --> 00:34:01,959 By herself? 572 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:02,960 Suicide. 573 00:34:03,001 --> 00:34:05,963 Finally, a spot of luck. 574 00:34:06,004 --> 00:34:08,966 Ask him if he has disposed of the body. 575 00:34:09,007 --> 00:34:11,844 Did you flush? 576 00:34:12,010 --> 00:34:14,972 I think she's going to do that, don't you, pal? 577 00:34:15,013 --> 00:34:16,974 I'll ask her. Lori! 578 00:34:17,015 --> 00:34:19,977 He's talking to her. 579 00:34:20,018 --> 00:34:21,979 She's still in the bowl? 580 00:34:22,020 --> 00:34:23,939 Maybe he tried but she floated back up. 581 00:34:23,981 --> 00:34:25,941 Tell him to flush her. 582 00:34:25,983 --> 00:34:27,943 Spenser knows how to deal with floaters. 583 00:34:27,985 --> 00:34:32,489 Tell him to use the plunger or we're sunk. 584 00:34:39,997 --> 00:34:41,957 Oh, no. 585 00:34:41,999 --> 00:34:44,960 Listen here, you have to recycle the waste. 586 00:34:45,002 --> 00:34:49,965 I don't know if we mentioned it, but there's a time limit on the operation. 587 00:34:50,007 --> 00:34:55,971 I figure you got to tie up all your loose ends by...1 1:30 at the latest. 588 00:34:56,013 --> 00:34:56,972 Did you tell him? 589 00:34:57,014 --> 00:34:59,850 Of course not. 590 00:35:01,018 --> 00:35:04,938 Spenser, how did you arrive at that hour specifically? 591 00:35:04,980 --> 00:35:12,738 For one thing...I know a couple of guys who are hoping to fire up some big Ambassadors at 11:59. 592 00:35:15,991 --> 00:35:17,951 Disaster! 593 00:35:17,993 --> 00:35:18,952 Disaster! 594 00:35:18,994 --> 00:35:22,331 He knows every detail. 595 00:35:29,004 --> 00:35:29,963 Keep him talking, sir. 596 00:35:30,005 --> 00:35:33,967 The plumbers will be there any minute. 597 00:35:34,009 --> 00:35:35,969 I think I've screwed you guys completely up. 598 00:35:36,011 --> 00:35:37,971 I'm way off the script. 599 00:35:38,013 --> 00:35:40,974 I should've gone into the bathroom 600 00:35:41,016 --> 00:35:42,976 and flushed her and everything else. 601 00:35:43,018 --> 00:35:45,938 I'm just gonna recycle her now, and we'll go from there, okay? 602 00:35:45,979 --> 00:35:48,440 Spenser. 603 00:35:48,982 --> 00:35:50,943 Over and out. 604 00:35:50,984 --> 00:35:53,278 Lori. 605 00:35:58,992 --> 00:36:02,496 We know you're out there. 606 00:36:02,996 --> 00:36:05,958 So you've decided to recycle me after all. 607 00:36:05,999 --> 00:36:10,963 I think it'll be a little bit easier, a lot less confusion for everyone. 608 00:36:11,004 --> 00:36:11,964 Sure, right. 609 00:36:12,005 --> 00:36:15,634 Thank you. Over here, then. 610 00:36:18,011 --> 00:36:20,973 All right, say cheese. 611 00:36:21,014 --> 00:36:23,976 Let's find the letters. 612 00:36:24,017 --> 00:36:26,979 Oh, my God, what have I done? 613 00:36:27,020 --> 00:36:30,816 From three feet, I missed you. 614 00:36:30,983 --> 00:36:34,319 I thought that was it. 615 00:36:37,990 --> 00:36:38,949 We gotta get out of here. 616 00:36:38,991 --> 00:36:40,951 We do? 617 00:36:40,993 --> 00:36:43,579 Oh, great. 618 00:36:44,997 --> 00:36:47,457 Come on! 619 00:36:50,002 --> 00:36:50,961 Very good news. 620 00:36:51,003 --> 00:36:53,589 Excuse us. 621 00:37:08,020 --> 00:37:10,480 Hold it. 622 00:37:10,981 --> 00:37:11,940 What? 623 00:37:11,982 --> 00:37:13,942 I'd just like to do one thing. 624 00:37:13,984 --> 00:37:17,112 I'll be right down. 625 00:37:18,989 --> 00:37:22,951 I have a lot more appreciation for what you people go through. 626 00:37:22,993 --> 00:37:25,954 Thanks. Nice working with you. 627 00:37:25,996 --> 00:37:27,956 The letters. 628 00:37:27,998 --> 00:37:29,958 You are the best. 629 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,960 Thanks for making it fun. 630 00:37:32,002 --> 00:37:35,130 Freeze! Don't move! 631 00:37:38,008 --> 00:37:40,385 Hello? 632 00:37:41,011 --> 00:37:43,847 Wait up, Lori! 633 00:37:44,014 --> 00:37:45,974 The letters! 634 00:37:46,016 --> 00:37:48,936 Watch the foot. 635 00:37:49,019 --> 00:37:51,605 Mail call. 636 00:38:01,990 --> 00:38:05,077 Look what I found. 637 00:38:05,994 --> 00:38:08,956 You're not going to give them to me. 638 00:38:08,997 --> 00:38:09,957 No. 639 00:38:09,998 --> 00:38:13,961 For half a second back there, I thought I saw a real human being. 640 00:38:14,002 --> 00:38:18,173 Nobody asked me to be a human being. 641 00:38:19,007 --> 00:38:19,967 Why don't we change it? 642 00:38:20,008 --> 00:38:21,969 Change it? 643 00:38:22,010 --> 00:38:23,971 What were you going to do with these? I'll help you. 644 00:38:24,012 --> 00:38:24,972 Why would you do that? 645 00:38:25,013 --> 00:38:27,975 Because I'd much rather be a good guy. 646 00:38:28,016 --> 00:38:29,977 You're not just acting? 647 00:38:30,018 --> 00:38:31,979 Well, we both are. 648 00:38:32,020 --> 00:38:34,940 In the Theater of Life, I mean. 649 00:38:34,982 --> 00:38:37,985 I suppose we are. 650 00:38:46,994 --> 00:38:52,958 You know...I'm helping you out, but...I'm not a completely good guy. 651 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:58,839 There's something I want, and you're gonna have to let me do it. 652 00:38:59,006 --> 00:39:00,966 It's like that, is it? 653 00:39:01,008 --> 00:39:03,844 I'm afraid so. 654 00:39:04,011 --> 00:39:06,722 Typical man. 655 00:39:08,015 --> 00:39:11,226 Oh, that feels good. 656 00:39:12,019 --> 00:39:12,978 Thanks a lot. 657 00:39:13,020 --> 00:39:17,524 It was really kind of you to let me drive. 658 00:39:22,988 --> 00:39:26,950 So, partner. What are you going to do with your share of the money? 659 00:39:26,992 --> 00:39:28,952 I'm going to get out of here. 660 00:39:28,994 --> 00:39:34,249 Go to New York, buy a flat and I'm gonna study acting. 661 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,961 You don't need acting school. You're a naturaI. 662 00:39:38,003 --> 00:39:38,962 Think so? 663 00:39:39,004 --> 00:39:41,465 Know so. 664 00:39:45,010 --> 00:39:47,679 Other side! 665 00:39:55,020 --> 00:39:57,606 He's good. 666 00:39:57,981 --> 00:40:07,950 The stars are out tonight as statesmen and celebrities roll up...to celebrate the signing of the Midnight Peace Accord...by the leaders of Russia and Great Britain. 667 00:40:07,991 --> 00:40:14,414 After many months of shuttle diplomacy and behind-the-scenes negotiations- 668 00:40:14,998 --> 00:40:18,961 Listen, Sergei, you said, ''Kill Spenser, kill girl and get letters.'' 669 00:40:19,002 --> 00:40:20,963 You said nothing about 670 00:40:21,004 --> 00:40:24,091 American Superman. 671 00:40:30,013 --> 00:40:30,973 Daggenhurst here. 672 00:40:31,014 --> 00:40:32,975 You did not tell me about American agent! 673 00:40:33,016 --> 00:40:33,976 Say again. 674 00:40:34,017 --> 00:40:36,979 Don't play with me! 675 00:40:37,020 --> 00:40:39,940 If we cannot trust each other, how can we bring back Cold War together? 676 00:40:39,982 --> 00:40:41,942 Now, listen here, comrade. 677 00:40:41,984 --> 00:40:44,945 I know nothing about any American agent. 678 00:40:44,987 --> 00:40:50,951 If you're afraid your pinpoint bomb can't take out that top table...at least tell me. 679 00:40:50,993 --> 00:40:52,953 Russian explosive is perfect! 680 00:40:52,995 --> 00:40:58,876 Will destroy everything in five-meter circle and nothing outside! 681 00:40:59,001 --> 00:40:59,960 Maybe you do not trust 682 00:41:00,002 --> 00:41:01,962 made-in-Britain timing mechanism! 683 00:41:02,004 --> 00:41:06,967 If your chap, Boris, has botched the job, I'm sure that my- 684 00:41:07,009 --> 00:41:09,678 What is it? 685 00:41:10,012 --> 00:41:15,976 The plumbers say an American killed Spenser...kidnapped the girl, grabbed the letters and got away. 686 00:41:16,018 --> 00:41:19,563 Doesn't that just bite it? 687 00:41:20,981 --> 00:41:26,236 Hello, Sergei, I think we may have a bit of a problem. 688 00:41:31,992 --> 00:41:33,952 Police. Quick. Turn the lights on. 689 00:41:33,994 --> 00:41:34,953 They're on. 690 00:41:34,995 --> 00:41:35,954 License? 691 00:41:35,996 --> 00:41:39,499 Relax, the van is kosher. 692 00:41:41,001 --> 00:41:43,962 Wait a minute. Are those real cops? 693 00:41:44,004 --> 00:41:46,965 Good point. They could be Gilbert's men. 694 00:41:47,007 --> 00:41:49,968 We gotta lose them. Move it! 695 00:41:50,010 --> 00:41:52,721 I'd love to. 696 00:41:53,013 --> 00:41:54,973 We got a right one here now. 697 00:41:55,015 --> 00:41:58,644 Follow him. Keep following. 698 00:41:59,019 --> 00:42:04,566 All right, who's going to stop here? Sorry, coming through. 699 00:42:15,994 --> 00:42:17,955 I follow. 700 00:42:17,996 --> 00:42:19,957 Follow, no follow, you cretin! 701 00:42:19,998 --> 00:42:20,958 This van is rubbish! 702 00:42:20,999 --> 00:42:22,960 It's not the van! This man is good! 703 00:42:23,001 --> 00:42:25,921 He's very good! 704 00:42:30,008 --> 00:42:31,969 Oh, man, they give you a real car chase. 705 00:42:32,010 --> 00:42:33,971 You get to smash their stuff. 706 00:42:34,012 --> 00:42:36,974 You guys can't be making a dime on this. 707 00:42:37,015 --> 00:42:39,977 Come and get me! 708 00:42:45,983 --> 00:42:48,777 What's he on? 709 00:42:48,986 --> 00:42:51,822 This is great. 710 00:42:54,992 --> 00:42:55,951 Here comes trouble. 711 00:42:55,993 --> 00:42:58,787 Don't exhale. 712 00:43:04,001 --> 00:43:05,961 Want me to call for backup? 713 00:43:06,003 --> 00:43:06,962 For what? 714 00:43:07,004 --> 00:43:11,300 For a bloody Mini? You must be joking. 715 00:43:12,009 --> 00:43:15,804 I've always wanted to do this. 716 00:43:18,015 --> 00:43:19,975 I've always wanted to do that. 717 00:43:20,017 --> 00:43:22,853 Yeah. Me, too. 718 00:43:24,980 --> 00:43:25,939 That's gonna cost him. 719 00:43:25,981 --> 00:43:29,067 We're losing them. 720 00:43:29,985 --> 00:43:30,944 Oops! Sorry. 721 00:43:30,986 --> 00:43:33,906 Force of habit. 722 00:43:37,993 --> 00:43:41,663 Absolutely bloody brilliant. 723 00:43:41,997 --> 00:43:42,956 Spenser, stop. 724 00:43:42,998 --> 00:43:44,958 Come on. 725 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:45,959 Spenser, stop it. 726 00:43:46,001 --> 00:43:48,712 I feel sick. 727 00:43:52,007 --> 00:43:53,967 Sod this. Hang on, Bill. 728 00:43:54,009 --> 00:43:57,262 Clench your buttocks. 729 00:43:59,014 --> 00:44:01,975 Where'd they go? 730 00:44:08,982 --> 00:44:11,777 That was fun. 731 00:44:11,985 --> 00:44:14,947 Tomorrow night, I wanna go this way. 732 00:44:14,988 --> 00:44:16,949 I don't think it's fair for these guys. 733 00:44:16,990 --> 00:44:19,952 They can't possibly stay with me...going right to left. 734 00:44:19,993 --> 00:44:21,954 I like mine. 735 00:44:21,995 --> 00:44:26,625 I think I saw his face in a dream someplace. 736 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:32,130 Would you mind stepping out of the car, please, sir? 737 00:44:35,008 --> 00:44:35,968 You want to tell me 738 00:44:36,009 --> 00:44:37,970 what you think you were doing? 739 00:44:38,011 --> 00:44:41,807 Back in the straightaway...95. 740 00:44:42,015 --> 00:44:44,977 I could've gone faster, but I'd have lost you. 741 00:44:45,018 --> 00:44:48,272 You, too, young lady. 742 00:44:48,981 --> 00:44:54,945 I hope you two are secure in your work...because my husband's on urgent government business. 743 00:44:54,987 --> 00:44:55,946 Really? 744 00:44:55,988 --> 00:45:00,951 You'd better stop staring at my legs, too, otherwise he's gonna get really jealous. 745 00:45:00,993 --> 00:45:02,953 Can I see your driving license, sir? 746 00:45:02,995 --> 00:45:05,956 No, you may not! 747 00:45:06,999 --> 00:45:08,959 The guys in the first scene 748 00:45:09,001 --> 00:45:10,961 have already taken it. 749 00:45:11,003 --> 00:45:16,967 I'll show you my two-way radio...with which you may communicate directly with my superiors. 750 00:45:17,009 --> 00:45:17,968 Breaker, breaker. 751 00:45:18,010 --> 00:45:20,971 Coming out there for that good old H.Q. 752 00:45:21,013 --> 00:45:21,972 Come on back. 753 00:45:22,014 --> 00:45:23,974 Very funny, sir. 754 00:45:24,016 --> 00:45:25,976 Mind if I have myself a cigarette 755 00:45:26,018 --> 00:45:27,978 while I wait for Scotty to beam me up? 756 00:45:28,020 --> 00:45:29,938 Knock yourself out. 757 00:45:29,980 --> 00:45:33,942 Yes, come in. We're receiving you. 758 00:45:33,984 --> 00:45:37,196 Go ahead and say hi. 759 00:45:38,989 --> 00:45:39,948 Hello? 760 00:45:39,990 --> 00:45:41,950 Who is this? 761 00:45:41,992 --> 00:45:46,830 Police Constable Cochrane from Shepherd's Bush. 762 00:45:47,998 --> 00:45:51,960 What are you doing using one of our communicators? 763 00:45:52,002 --> 00:45:55,964 This gentleman refused to show me any identification. 764 00:45:56,006 --> 00:46:00,969 Of course he didn't show you any identification. He's a secret agent. 765 00:46:01,011 --> 00:46:04,515 Put me on to him at once. 766 00:46:06,016 --> 00:46:06,975 I'm sorry, sir. 767 00:46:07,017 --> 00:46:09,978 It's all right. You're just doing your job. 768 00:46:10,020 --> 00:46:12,940 I'm proud of you. 769 00:46:12,981 --> 00:46:13,941 This is Spense. 770 00:46:13,982 --> 00:46:16,944 So you're still calling yourself that, are you? 771 00:46:16,985 --> 00:46:20,948 I think I just might, until 1 1:30. 772 00:46:20,989 --> 00:46:22,950 How he mocks us. 773 00:46:22,991 --> 00:46:25,953 What do you want? 774 00:46:25,994 --> 00:46:28,956 Would you excuse me one second? 775 00:46:28,997 --> 00:46:31,583 Of course. 776 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,962 May I step out of character for just one minute? 777 00:46:35,003 --> 00:46:36,964 I wish you would. 778 00:46:37,005 --> 00:46:41,969 I think the reason my brother got me into this was to impress the Germans. 779 00:46:42,010 --> 00:46:45,973 And if it ends here with the police...I don't think he's gonna be happy. 780 00:46:46,014 --> 00:46:50,978 But I think we can offer you a more rewarding scenario...than the police could provide. 781 00:46:51,019 --> 00:46:52,938 Great. 782 00:46:52,980 --> 00:46:53,939 Fabulous. 783 00:46:53,981 --> 00:46:56,942 Would you give us a moment to confer? 784 00:46:56,984 --> 00:46:58,944 How much left in the slush fund? 785 00:46:58,986 --> 00:46:59,945 A million and a half. 786 00:46:59,987 --> 00:47:00,946 And Sergei's? 787 00:47:00,988 --> 00:47:04,950 The same. If we arrange a meeting... 788 00:47:04,992 --> 00:47:05,951 They're fixing it. 789 00:47:05,993 --> 00:47:06,952 Oh, great. 790 00:47:06,994 --> 00:47:09,955 Great handcuffs. The ones I've got have a chain in the middle. 791 00:47:09,997 --> 00:47:11,957 Yeah, the old ones. 792 00:47:11,999 --> 00:47:13,959 I love these. 793 00:47:14,001 --> 00:47:17,754 So what's the pay like, then? 794 00:47:18,005 --> 00:47:21,633 They pay all your expenses. 795 00:47:22,009 --> 00:47:23,969 You're licensed to kill. 796 00:47:24,011 --> 00:47:25,971 But there's a downside. 797 00:47:26,013 --> 00:47:28,724 What's that? 798 00:47:30,017 --> 00:47:32,477 Torture. 799 00:47:35,981 --> 00:47:38,942 There's the women, though. 800 00:47:38,984 --> 00:47:41,945 They're nice after the torture. Believe me. 801 00:47:41,987 --> 00:47:44,948 Not much of a car they give you. 802 00:47:44,990 --> 00:47:47,951 It's a piece of crap. 803 00:47:47,993 --> 00:47:50,954 I got an Aston Martin. 804 00:47:50,996 --> 00:47:52,956 Had trouble with the surface-to-air missiles. 805 00:47:52,998 --> 00:47:55,959 It's in the shop. 806 00:47:56,001 --> 00:47:58,962 This will not be easy. 807 00:47:59,004 --> 00:48:02,549 The man has...connections. 808 00:48:04,009 --> 00:48:05,969 Come in, Spenser. 809 00:48:06,011 --> 00:48:06,970 This is Spenser. 810 00:48:07,012 --> 00:48:12,809 We'll give you three million in unmarked bills for the letters. 811 00:48:15,020 --> 00:48:16,939 Three million. 812 00:48:16,980 --> 00:48:19,233 Yes! 813 00:48:20,984 --> 00:48:22,945 I guess we'll take it. 814 00:48:22,986 --> 00:48:28,450 Be in the lobby of the Grand Plaza London...in 20 minutes. 815 00:48:34,998 --> 00:48:37,918 Keep it coming. 816 00:48:45,008 --> 00:48:47,970 Thank you, bloke. 817 00:48:48,011 --> 00:48:51,390 You get a load of this? 818 00:48:53,016 --> 00:48:54,977 What's that? 819 00:48:55,018 --> 00:48:57,855 For allergies. 820 00:48:59,982 --> 00:49:06,947 Actually...it's a powerful agent...that sharpens my senses yet deadens my emotions. 821 00:49:07,990 --> 00:49:10,951 I could do with some of that, sometimes. 822 00:49:10,993 --> 00:49:12,953 What about our story? 823 00:49:12,995 --> 00:49:14,955 Are we just a doomed couple? 824 00:49:14,997 --> 00:49:16,957 We have to be Bonnie and Clyde? 825 00:49:16,999 --> 00:49:18,959 Can't it be like ''The Getaway''? 826 00:49:19,001 --> 00:49:22,504 Couldn't it be like that? 827 00:49:23,005 --> 00:49:24,965 Could be. 828 00:49:25,007 --> 00:49:26,967 You're acting. 829 00:49:27,009 --> 00:49:29,970 I'm not acting. Are you? 830 00:49:30,012 --> 00:49:33,390 Honestly...I can't act. 831 00:49:44,985 --> 00:49:48,197 But I can do action. 832 00:50:16,016 --> 00:50:20,938 We at Featherstone Finch believe our major strength...is diversity. 833 00:50:20,979 --> 00:50:22,940 Leave it, the machine will get it. 834 00:50:22,981 --> 00:50:24,942 And diversity- 835 00:50:24,983 --> 00:50:26,944 I just kissed the girl I was with earlier. 836 00:50:26,985 --> 00:50:30,781 She's got lips like your sofa. 837 00:50:31,990 --> 00:50:35,953 Talk about big-car comfort. And it wasn't just a kiss kiss. 838 00:50:35,994 --> 00:50:40,958 The past five years have seen astonishing worldwide growth...with sexports-exports increased 839 00:50:40,999 --> 00:50:42,960 by 700 percent. 840 00:50:43,001 --> 00:50:45,963 I want to do this every single day I'm here. 841 00:50:46,004 --> 00:50:47,965 Either that was her tongue or she has three lips. 842 00:50:48,006 --> 00:50:49,967 Hold it, Wally. 843 00:50:50,008 --> 00:50:50,968 A truly remarkable record. 844 00:50:51,009 --> 00:50:55,389 If you'll excuse me for just one minute. 845 00:50:58,016 --> 00:50:59,977 What's the problem? 846 00:51:00,018 --> 00:51:03,939 It's not a problem, but you know those Ambassadors? 847 00:51:03,981 --> 00:51:09,945 Do you think we could...smoke them over here where I am...at the Grand Plaza London? 848 00:51:09,987 --> 00:51:15,951 Because it's already 10:30 and I really would like...to smoke them on my day. 849 00:51:15,993 --> 00:51:19,955 I can't. Think maybe we could have those smokes tomorrow night? 850 00:51:19,997 --> 00:51:22,958 I say, old chap, do have time? 851 00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:24,960 Yes, 10:30. 852 00:51:25,002 --> 00:51:29,047 You just stabbed me with your pen. 853 00:51:31,008 --> 00:51:36,471 Daddy...can I please borrow the keys to the station wagon? 854 00:51:50,986 --> 00:51:52,946 Hello, Theater of Life. 855 00:51:52,988 --> 00:51:53,947 This is Mr. Ritchie. 856 00:51:53,989 --> 00:51:55,949 My brother is doing your show. 857 00:51:55,991 --> 00:51:58,952 Wait there, sir. 858 00:51:58,994 --> 00:52:00,954 It's Ritchie. 859 00:52:00,996 --> 00:52:01,955 Trace this call. 860 00:52:01,997 --> 00:52:03,957 I want to ask- 861 00:52:03,999 --> 00:52:07,961 We want to question him in connection with a murder. 862 00:52:08,003 --> 00:52:10,964 And the call girl, too. I know, I paid for it. 863 00:52:11,006 --> 00:52:12,966 Mr. Ritchie, this is Chief Inspector Cockburn. 864 00:52:13,008 --> 00:52:14,968 So now you're the chief. 865 00:52:15,010 --> 00:52:16,970 Listen, Chief... 866 00:52:17,012 --> 00:52:18,972 Step out of character for a minute. 867 00:52:19,014 --> 00:52:21,975 You don't realize the seriousness of the situation. 868 00:52:22,017 --> 00:52:23,977 Is this an actor now or a human being? 869 00:52:24,019 --> 00:52:25,938 Neither, sir. I'm a policeman. 870 00:52:25,979 --> 00:52:31,944 Mr. Policeman...I need to buy some more time and I'll pay you handsomely for it. 871 00:52:31,985 --> 00:52:33,946 Are you attempting to bribe an officer? 872 00:52:33,987 --> 00:52:36,949 Do you torture everybody like this, or just Americans? 873 00:52:36,990 --> 00:52:40,953 Look, Mr. Shakespeare, yes, yes, I want to bribe you. 874 00:52:40,994 --> 00:52:41,954 Is the prime minister there? 875 00:52:41,995 --> 00:52:42,955 I'll bribe him! 876 00:52:42,996 --> 00:52:44,957 I bribe anybody, who talk to me! 877 00:52:44,998 --> 00:52:46,959 You invented the damn language, talk to me! 878 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:48,961 No wonder you lost the empire! 879 00:52:49,002 --> 00:52:50,963 You know what? Scotland's next! 880 00:52:51,004 --> 00:52:51,964 Yes or no?! 881 00:52:52,005 --> 00:52:55,968 Yes or no, you socialist, artsy-fartsy little dweeb?! 882 00:52:56,009 --> 00:52:57,970 Mr. Ritchie- 883 00:52:58,011 --> 00:52:58,971 Okay, fine. 884 00:52:59,012 --> 00:53:02,975 You won't help us, it's not a problem. 885 00:53:03,016 --> 00:53:07,104 We'll do something else. Thank you. 886 00:53:07,980 --> 00:53:09,940 American. 887 00:53:09,982 --> 00:53:18,991 Charlie...it's just a hunch, but I think we might be dealing with...some sort of right-wing extremist what-have- you. 888 00:53:19,992 --> 00:53:21,952 Did you trace that call? 889 00:53:21,994 --> 00:53:22,953 I'm an actor. 890 00:53:22,995 --> 00:53:23,954 Right. 891 00:53:23,996 --> 00:53:25,956 Did you trace that call? 892 00:53:25,998 --> 00:53:26,957 Yes, sir. 893 00:53:26,999 --> 00:53:28,959 40 Overbridge Square. 894 00:53:29,001 --> 00:53:30,961 Right. Charlie. 895 00:53:31,003 --> 00:53:32,963 Call out the Armed Response Unit. 896 00:53:33,005 --> 00:53:37,217 I want this thing crushed, right now. 897 00:53:38,010 --> 00:53:39,970 Thanks. These actors don't know when to stop. 898 00:53:40,012 --> 00:53:41,972 No, Mr. Ritchie. 899 00:53:42,014 --> 00:53:45,976 The theater community at large are asking: 900 00:53:46,018 --> 00:53:49,938 What went wrong with the Theater of Life tonight? 901 00:53:49,980 --> 00:54:00,699 The police are anxious to interview a Mr. Wallace Ritchie...an American, dark, about six foot...and believed to be armed and extremely dangerous. 902 00:54:00,991 --> 00:54:02,951 There you are, James. 903 00:54:02,993 --> 00:54:03,952 There you are, finally. 904 00:54:03,994 --> 00:54:04,953 Yes, indeed. 905 00:54:04,995 --> 00:54:08,957 Before we continue, I'm going to...pop down to the cellar. 906 00:54:08,999 --> 00:54:10,959 There's a nice bottle of port... 907 00:54:11,001 --> 00:54:12,961 We've already got one. 908 00:54:13,003 --> 00:54:17,966 True. But it's very dark there and it might take me a few minutes. 909 00:54:18,008 --> 00:54:21,637 I'll be back with the port. 910 00:54:23,013 --> 00:54:24,973 And the car keys. 911 00:54:25,015 --> 00:54:27,559 Oh, dear. 912 00:54:28,018 --> 00:54:29,978 Who's wearing Old Spice? 913 00:54:30,020 --> 00:54:30,938 Shut up. 914 00:54:30,979 --> 00:54:31,939 I found letters. 915 00:54:31,980 --> 00:54:33,941 But no identification. 916 00:54:33,982 --> 00:54:38,487 Of course not, idiot. He's a professional. 917 00:54:39,988 --> 00:54:41,949 Everybody wants to check minibar. Go away! 918 00:54:41,990 --> 00:54:43,951 It's the plumbers! 919 00:54:43,992 --> 00:54:44,952 Those sons of bitches 920 00:54:44,993 --> 00:54:46,954 blew up my Nikita in '79. 921 00:54:46,995 --> 00:54:47,955 Nikita was vicious- 922 00:54:47,996 --> 00:54:49,957 Forget about your dog. Open the door. 923 00:54:49,998 --> 00:54:50,958 Easy for you to say. 924 00:54:50,999 --> 00:54:54,545 He's my dog, not your dog. 925 00:54:56,004 --> 00:54:56,964 Come on. 926 00:54:57,005 --> 00:54:58,966 Let go of me. 927 00:54:59,007 --> 00:55:01,677 Get off me! 928 00:55:05,013 --> 00:55:06,974 I thought you were staying in the car. 929 00:55:07,015 --> 00:55:08,976 This is busier than my butcher shop! 930 00:55:09,017 --> 00:55:09,977 Go away! 931 00:55:10,018 --> 00:55:13,647 Sergei Nikolivich. Open up. 932 00:55:13,981 --> 00:55:15,941 Don't shoot. 933 00:55:15,983 --> 00:55:17,943 Good to see you. 934 00:55:17,985 --> 00:55:19,945 Here we have our man, in the flesh. 935 00:55:19,987 --> 00:55:21,947 How am I supposed to do my work? 936 00:55:21,989 --> 00:55:24,950 Stop complaining. Give me the letters. 937 00:55:24,992 --> 00:55:27,369 Quick. 938 00:55:27,995 --> 00:55:31,790 So, this is him, in the flesh. 939 00:55:31,999 --> 00:55:34,960 Where are the letters? 940 00:55:35,002 --> 00:55:35,961 Spenser, do something. 941 00:55:36,003 --> 00:55:39,882 Those are my letters. Bastards! 942 00:55:40,007 --> 00:55:42,968 Come, Sir Roger. We are overdue for banqueting room. 943 00:55:43,010 --> 00:55:45,554 Splendid. 944 00:55:51,018 --> 00:55:55,189 I think...we begin with soft tissue. 945 00:56:01,987 --> 00:56:12,873 Mr. Prime Minister...Mr. President...distinguished guests...my lords, ladies and gentlemen...it's my duty and privilege to welcome you this evening. 946 00:56:17,002 --> 00:56:26,970 Before that historic moment at midnight...when the peace accord is signed between our two countries...we shall be treated to...music and dance that seek 947 00:56:27,012 --> 00:56:31,934 to embody the souls...of these two great nations. 948 00:56:37,981 --> 00:56:40,943 Before torture, we try truth serum? 949 00:56:40,984 --> 00:56:43,403 Please. 950 00:56:58,001 --> 00:57:00,963 Are you a member of our Frequent Renters' Club? 951 00:57:01,004 --> 00:57:02,965 We would like to be. 952 00:57:03,006 --> 00:57:05,968 We have a two-night rental policy. 953 00:57:06,009 --> 00:57:10,973 If the tape stays out longer than that, you're not charged the extra $1.50. 954 00:57:11,014 --> 00:57:12,975 What is your real name? 955 00:57:13,016 --> 00:57:15,978 Wallace Ritchie. 956 00:57:16,019 --> 00:57:17,938 Who is paying for all this? 957 00:57:17,980 --> 00:57:24,945 My brother Jimmy. He's...trying to impress the Germans so he gave me this for my birthday. 958 00:57:24,987 --> 00:57:27,906 Happy birthday. 959 00:57:27,990 --> 00:57:28,949 Thank you. 960 00:57:28,991 --> 00:57:30,951 Who you are working for? 961 00:57:30,993 --> 00:57:35,163 Blockbuster Video, Des Moines, Iowa. 962 00:57:35,998 --> 00:57:37,958 Who you are working for? 963 00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,961 Blockbuster Video, Des Moines, Iowa. 964 00:57:41,003 --> 00:57:41,962 Damn. 965 00:57:42,004 --> 00:57:43,964 They trained him so well. 966 00:57:44,006 --> 00:57:50,345 Give him the antidote. I do it old-fashioned- way. I beat it out of him. 967 00:57:58,020 --> 00:58:00,856 This real pen. 968 00:58:00,981 --> 00:58:01,940 Idiot. 969 00:58:01,982 --> 00:58:05,235 I have antidote here. 970 00:58:07,988 --> 00:58:08,947 That is so refreshing. 971 00:58:08,989 --> 00:58:11,950 May I have one of those when we're all finished, please. 972 00:58:11,992 --> 00:58:14,953 Who else knows about these letters, Mr. Ritchie? 973 00:58:14,995 --> 00:58:17,956 Please don't call me by my real name. 974 00:58:17,998 --> 00:58:20,959 It destroys the reality I'm creating. 975 00:58:21,001 --> 00:58:23,962 Who are the goddamn Germans? 976 00:58:24,004 --> 00:58:26,548 Time out. 977 00:58:28,008 --> 00:58:33,972 I hate to break out of character, but...you cannot shout into a person's ear. 978 00:58:34,014 --> 00:58:34,973 It does damage. 979 00:58:35,015 --> 00:58:38,977 You know, the spitting I don't mind. 980 00:58:39,019 --> 00:58:41,939 Boris, it's so big. 981 00:58:41,980 --> 00:58:43,941 Boris. Please. 982 00:58:43,982 --> 00:58:46,944 Please. Not like Ponsonby in Helsinki. 983 00:58:46,985 --> 00:58:51,949 Is fun for you, but we have to clean up after. Please. 984 00:58:51,990 --> 00:58:53,951 We do have to do cleanup after? 985 00:58:53,992 --> 00:58:57,246 Always. You're right. 986 00:58:58,997 --> 00:59:00,958 Sometimes it's foolish to be so brave. 987 00:59:00,999 --> 00:59:02,960 You leave us no alternative. 988 00:59:03,001 --> 00:59:06,964 I will call Dr. Ludmilla Kropotkin. 989 00:59:07,005 --> 00:59:07,965 She will take care of you. 990 00:59:08,006 --> 00:59:11,385 The evil lady torturer? 991 00:59:12,010 --> 00:59:12,970 Bring her in here! 992 00:59:13,011 --> 00:59:16,974 Even perhaps you are not brave enough for taste of her medicine. 993 00:59:17,015 --> 00:59:19,977 I'm not ticklish. 994 00:59:20,018 --> 00:59:23,355 Get the rubber sheets. 995 00:59:23,981 --> 00:59:25,941 And watch that man. 996 00:59:25,983 --> 00:59:28,569 Yes, boss. 997 01:01:03,997 --> 01:01:06,959 How come you not sniff on his turn? 998 01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:09,962 Boris' Old Spice is lingering. 999 01:01:10,003 --> 01:01:15,259 Do you think we could open up the window a little bit? 1000 01:01:16,009 --> 01:01:18,971 Hey, vodka...be a guy. 1001 01:01:19,012 --> 01:01:20,973 See that nasal spray? 1002 01:01:21,014 --> 01:01:26,395 Could you pass me over a couple of snoots worth, please? 1003 01:01:28,981 --> 01:01:30,941 Is poison maybe. 1004 01:01:30,983 --> 01:01:31,942 Good. Give him. 1005 01:01:31,984 --> 01:01:35,404 Maybe we'll finish game. 1006 01:01:39,992 --> 01:01:44,079 I'm going to need one on each side. 1007 01:01:44,997 --> 01:01:48,083 Tilt. Little tilt. 1008 01:01:54,006 --> 01:01:56,425 Deeper. 1009 01:01:57,009 --> 01:01:58,969 Oh, yeah, stop. Stop. 1010 01:01:59,011 --> 01:02:03,098 Stop. Can you back it out a little? 1011 01:02:06,018 --> 01:02:07,978 It's stuck. 1012 01:02:08,020 --> 01:02:09,938 Don't push it in. Stop it. 1013 01:02:09,980 --> 01:02:13,358 Don't push it in. Wait. 1014 01:02:13,984 --> 01:02:15,944 Now it's too far in. 1015 01:02:15,986 --> 01:02:17,946 You squeeze it. 1016 01:02:17,988 --> 01:02:20,657 Wait, wait. 1017 01:02:26,997 --> 01:02:29,666 Squeeze it. 1018 01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:33,128 That's much better. 1019 01:02:34,004 --> 01:02:37,132 Fabulous. Fabulous. 1020 01:02:38,008 --> 01:02:39,968 You're clumsy. 1021 01:02:40,010 --> 01:02:41,970 What're you doing? Don't joke. 1022 01:02:42,012 --> 01:02:43,972 Great, great spill. 1023 01:02:44,014 --> 01:02:45,974 I still need my stuff though. 1024 01:02:46,016 --> 01:02:49,353 You stay, I'll get it. 1025 01:02:51,980 --> 01:02:52,940 Come on. 1026 01:02:52,981 --> 01:02:54,942 Now really. 1027 01:02:54,983 --> 01:02:59,947 I know you do this every night and it can get boring, but you gotta give 100 percent. 1028 01:02:59,988 --> 01:03:03,951 Now I've got to figure out how to escape. 1029 01:03:03,992 --> 01:03:07,955 I'm going to show you what 100 percent looks like. 1030 01:03:07,996 --> 01:03:10,958 I'm right there. 1031 01:03:13,001 --> 01:03:16,255 Where's that big paw? 1032 01:03:18,006 --> 01:03:21,802 Lori, am I good, or am I good? 1033 01:03:22,010 --> 01:03:25,138 He's done it again. 1034 01:03:26,014 --> 01:03:27,975 My God, you're good. 1035 01:03:28,016 --> 01:03:29,977 Thank you. 1036 01:03:30,018 --> 01:03:32,938 Gonna untie me? 1037 01:03:32,980 --> 01:03:33,939 Sorry. 1038 01:03:33,981 --> 01:03:36,942 Hurry, before they come back. 1039 01:03:36,984 --> 01:03:41,321 Dr. Ludmilla...we're ready for you now. 1040 01:03:51,999 --> 01:03:54,960 Why do you always go out the window? 1041 01:03:55,002 --> 01:03:56,962 It's more dramatic, I guess. 1042 01:03:57,004 --> 01:03:59,965 It's kind of a Starsky and Hutch thing, isn't it? 1043 01:04:00,007 --> 01:04:03,677 Where's our special scarves? 1044 01:04:05,012 --> 01:04:05,971 Stop joking. 1045 01:04:06,013 --> 01:04:07,973 I risked my life. I waited for you. 1046 01:04:08,015 --> 01:04:08,974 I didn't have to. 1047 01:04:09,016 --> 01:04:11,977 Why did you tonight? 1048 01:04:12,019 --> 01:04:13,979 Don't make me say it now. 1049 01:04:14,021 --> 01:04:15,939 What about the money? 1050 01:04:15,981 --> 01:04:17,941 We can't just rewrite the whole script. 1051 01:04:17,983 --> 01:04:18,942 Can't we? 1052 01:04:18,984 --> 01:04:22,529 Is the money so important? 1053 01:04:22,988 --> 01:04:26,950 Without the money, what the heck we got going on? 1054 01:04:26,992 --> 01:04:30,871 Less than I thought, obviously. 1055 01:04:40,005 --> 01:04:42,257 Bye. 1056 01:04:50,015 --> 01:04:52,976 Albert, if you don't say it, it won't work. What are you? 1057 01:04:53,018 --> 01:04:54,978 I'm a very naughty boy. 1058 01:04:55,020 --> 01:04:56,939 Good. 1059 01:04:56,980 --> 01:04:57,940 What are you? 1060 01:04:57,981 --> 01:05:00,943 I'm a very naughty boy. 1061 01:05:00,984 --> 01:05:03,820 Don't mind me. 1062 01:05:03,987 --> 01:05:06,949 If you hold it a bit lower down, you get more of a flick. 1063 01:05:06,990 --> 01:05:09,576 Thank you. 1064 01:05:11,995 --> 01:05:13,956 What are you? 1065 01:05:13,997 --> 01:05:15,958 A very naughty boy. 1066 01:05:15,999 --> 01:05:22,840 If Featherstone Finch...were to move 40 million of Feathers' assets to...Tonga... 1067 01:05:25,008 --> 01:05:28,095 Get your hands up! 1068 01:05:35,018 --> 01:05:36,979 Get your hands behind your back! 1069 01:05:37,020 --> 01:05:38,939 Where's Mr. Ritchie? 1070 01:05:38,981 --> 01:05:42,192 Where's Mr. Ritchie? 1071 01:05:42,985 --> 01:05:46,196 Where's Mr. Ritchie? 1072 01:05:46,989 --> 01:05:48,949 Mr. Ritchie, he go for port. 1073 01:05:48,991 --> 01:05:49,950 Which port? 1074 01:05:49,992 --> 01:05:52,953 Shut up, you! Which port? 1075 01:05:52,995 --> 01:05:55,956 He go for port in his car. 1076 01:05:55,998 --> 01:05:57,958 Control. 1077 01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:00,961 Green 1. Suspect Ritchie heading for unspecified port. Over. 1078 01:06:01,003 --> 01:06:01,962 Control to Special Branch. 1079 01:06:02,004 --> 01:06:07,968 I want an all-ports alert, effective immediately. Close all ports. 1080 01:06:15,017 --> 01:06:17,477 Up high! 1081 01:06:18,020 --> 01:06:20,939 I'm the only one standing on a ledge! 1082 01:06:20,981 --> 01:06:21,940 Jimmy! 1083 01:06:21,982 --> 01:06:22,941 Oh, my God. 1084 01:06:22,983 --> 01:06:23,942 I'm stuck! 1085 01:06:23,984 --> 01:06:24,943 Don't move! 1086 01:06:24,985 --> 01:06:26,945 I won't! I can't! 1087 01:06:26,987 --> 01:06:30,073 I'm coming, Wally. 1088 01:06:36,997 --> 01:06:38,957 Come on, damn it. They're gone. 1089 01:06:38,999 --> 01:06:40,959 Here. 1090 01:06:41,001 --> 01:06:43,587 Come here. 1091 01:06:48,008 --> 01:06:50,844 Hold me. Okay? 1092 01:06:53,013 --> 01:06:54,973 We'll try from other side. 1093 01:06:55,015 --> 01:06:55,974 Stop! 1094 01:06:56,016 --> 01:06:56,975 What happened? 1095 01:06:57,017 --> 01:06:58,977 He went out the window. 1096 01:06:59,019 --> 01:06:59,978 You have beans! 1097 01:07:00,020 --> 01:07:03,774 He jumped us. He's not human. 1098 01:07:03,982 --> 01:07:05,943 Neither am I. 1099 01:07:05,984 --> 01:07:08,445 Get him! 1100 01:07:08,987 --> 01:07:12,199 A nasty, wicked boy. 1101 01:07:12,991 --> 01:07:15,786 Jimmy. Jimmy. 1102 01:07:15,994 --> 01:07:19,623 We get him from downstairs. 1103 01:07:30,008 --> 01:07:30,968 Wally. 1104 01:07:31,009 --> 01:07:33,387 Wally. 1105 01:07:35,013 --> 01:07:35,973 Jimmy. 1106 01:07:36,014 --> 01:07:36,974 Jimmy. 1107 01:07:37,015 --> 01:07:39,852 Where are you? 1108 01:07:40,018 --> 01:07:41,979 I'm here on the ledge. 1109 01:07:42,020 --> 01:07:44,982 What's going on? 1110 01:07:44,982 --> 01:07:49,945 My leading lady came out on the ledge, and I think I broke her heart. 1111 01:07:49,987 --> 01:07:52,948 And... So I followed her. 1112 01:07:52,990 --> 01:07:56,952 She came out here and she went down to this next room. 1113 01:07:56,994 --> 01:07:59,955 There's a hallway. We can walk. 1114 01:07:59,997 --> 01:08:01,957 Not very theatrical, though. 1115 01:08:01,999 --> 01:08:03,959 I'm so sorry. This isn't theater. 1116 01:08:04,001 --> 01:08:05,961 You don't get it. It's experimental. 1117 01:08:06,003 --> 01:08:07,963 This is serious. 1118 01:08:08,005 --> 01:08:09,965 It's very raw, very- 1119 01:08:10,007 --> 01:08:13,969 No, no, no, no. It's real. It's so real. 1120 01:08:14,011 --> 01:08:14,970 Freeze! 1121 01:08:15,012 --> 01:08:18,557 Put your hands in the air! 1122 01:08:20,017 --> 01:08:21,977 I'm glad you came. 1123 01:08:22,019 --> 01:08:25,772 I think you're gonna like it. 1124 01:08:35,991 --> 01:08:38,660 You missed! 1125 01:08:39,995 --> 01:08:41,955 You missed again! 1126 01:08:41,997 --> 01:08:45,209 Not by much, though! 1127 01:08:46,001 --> 01:08:49,922 Cut! Hold it! Hold it. Time out. 1128 01:08:50,005 --> 01:08:51,965 Time out! 1129 01:08:52,007 --> 01:08:53,967 I got something in my eye, jag-off! 1130 01:08:54,009 --> 01:08:56,970 Stop it! Oh, God! 1131 01:08:57,012 --> 01:08:57,971 Guys! 1132 01:08:58,013 --> 01:09:01,767 Let's not think of my safety! 1133 01:09:05,020 --> 01:09:07,689 I'm flying! 1134 01:09:16,990 --> 01:09:18,951 I guess I got the drop 1135 01:09:18,992 --> 01:09:21,954 on Dr. Ludmilla Kropotkin. 1136 01:09:21,995 --> 01:09:23,956 Get that thing away from 1137 01:09:23,997 --> 01:09:27,918 that little boy's butt! Drop it! 1138 01:09:28,001 --> 01:09:28,961 You all right, son? 1139 01:09:29,002 --> 01:09:30,963 Yes, thanks. 1140 01:09:31,004 --> 01:09:32,965 ...for him, hour after hour I just wait. 1141 01:09:33,006 --> 01:09:35,843 Of course, he- 1142 01:09:43,016 --> 01:09:49,815 I would like Lori's three million, please, or...Dr. Ludmilla Kropotkin will die. 1143 01:09:50,983 --> 01:09:52,943 But I am Dr. Ludmilla Kropotkin. 1144 01:09:52,985 --> 01:09:53,944 Keep back. He's dangerous. 1145 01:09:53,986 --> 01:09:55,946 He might have bomb. 1146 01:09:55,988 --> 01:09:58,782 Plan B, then. 1147 01:09:58,991 --> 01:10:01,827 Lobby, please. 1148 01:10:01,994 --> 01:10:06,373 I'll just get her letters for her, then. 1149 01:10:06,999 --> 01:10:10,961 All right, even he cannot penetrate ballroom for letters. 1150 01:10:11,003 --> 01:10:13,964 Help! I'm being abducted. You've got to- 1151 01:10:14,006 --> 01:10:14,965 Oh, you're together. 1152 01:10:15,007 --> 01:10:15,966 He's the brother. 1153 01:10:16,008 --> 01:10:18,969 Good. Take him to bowels of hotel. 1154 01:10:19,011 --> 01:10:22,389 I go after the brother. 1155 01:10:23,015 --> 01:10:27,978 One false move and the doctor will get a taste of her own medicine. 1156 01:10:28,020 --> 01:10:31,231 Relax, we're actors. 1157 01:10:31,982 --> 01:10:33,942 Oh, please, I'm not a doctor. 1158 01:10:33,984 --> 01:10:35,944 I'm a manicurist. 1159 01:10:35,986 --> 01:10:38,947 It's our anniversary. 1160 01:10:38,989 --> 01:10:45,954 Yeah, I'd like to believe that...from one of the most dangerous women in the world. 1161 01:10:46,997 --> 01:10:50,959 I suppose you were involved with that business in Helsinki with Ponsonby. 1162 01:10:51,001 --> 01:10:54,880 Did you get your kicks, Doctor? 1163 01:10:55,005 --> 01:10:56,965 We were just having a little fun. 1164 01:10:57,007 --> 01:10:59,968 You had your fun. 1165 01:11:00,010 --> 01:11:04,848 And he got his head sent home in a freezer bag. 1166 01:11:10,020 --> 01:11:16,944 The key is really to listen...to feel it and then...respond as if it were really happening. 1167 01:11:16,985 --> 01:11:19,947 You can do it. Break a leg. 1168 01:11:19,988 --> 01:11:21,949 Help, please! She's a killer! 1169 01:11:21,990 --> 01:11:22,950 Please. 1170 01:11:22,991 --> 01:11:25,661 She's dead. 1171 01:11:25,994 --> 01:11:26,954 What's wrong? 1172 01:11:26,995 --> 01:11:28,956 It's our anniversary. 1173 01:11:28,997 --> 01:11:29,957 We are kidding. 1174 01:11:29,998 --> 01:11:31,959 We are only acting. 1175 01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:32,960 What? 1176 01:11:33,001 --> 01:11:34,962 Just acting. 1177 01:11:35,003 --> 01:11:37,297 Wait. 1178 01:11:38,006 --> 01:11:39,967 You can't go without a security pass. 1179 01:11:40,008 --> 01:11:40,968 Russian Secret Service. 1180 01:11:41,009 --> 01:11:42,970 I need to see your pass. 1181 01:11:43,011 --> 01:11:45,597 Happy now? 1182 01:12:20,007 --> 01:12:20,966 Excuse me! 1183 01:12:21,008 --> 01:12:22,968 Excuse me! Hello, hello. 1184 01:12:23,010 --> 01:12:24,970 No pass, no entry, I'm afraid. 1185 01:12:25,012 --> 01:12:27,973 I'm looking for a tall American. 1186 01:12:28,015 --> 01:12:31,977 Aren't we all, dear. But we've got a show to put on, in case you didn't notice. 1187 01:12:32,019 --> 01:12:33,979 Thank you. 1188 01:12:34,021 --> 01:12:35,939 You can wait outside. 1189 01:12:35,981 --> 01:12:37,941 Can we have all these swans together? 1190 01:12:37,983 --> 01:12:39,943 Thank you. 1191 01:12:39,985 --> 01:12:42,946 And you'd be Mr. Nikolai, I presume. 1192 01:12:42,988 --> 01:12:45,949 Stop plaing without you get the rest of the costume? 1193 01:12:45,991 --> 01:12:47,951 I'm not supposed to be in costume. 1194 01:12:47,993 --> 01:12:49,953 We are performing tonight, aren't we? 1195 01:12:49,995 --> 01:12:50,954 Yeah- 1196 01:12:50,996 --> 01:12:52,956 Then get with it! 1197 01:12:52,998 --> 01:12:54,958 You go before the public in two minutes. 1198 01:12:55,000 --> 01:12:55,959 I'm not ready for that. 1199 01:12:56,001 --> 01:12:57,961 My brother said I wouldn't have to- 1200 01:12:58,003 --> 01:13:00,964 Spare me the prima donna act. 1201 01:13:01,006 --> 01:13:03,967 It's really not the time. 1202 01:13:04,009 --> 01:13:05,969 Nikolai's come in from the cold, everyone. 1203 01:13:06,011 --> 01:13:07,971 On stage, please. 1204 01:13:08,013 --> 01:13:10,974 We know you and your German friends are financing all operation. 1205 01:13:11,016 --> 01:13:11,975 Your brother told us. 1206 01:13:12,017 --> 01:13:14,978 I'm a banker. I'm mortgaged to the hilt. 1207 01:13:15,020 --> 01:13:15,938 I can't finance anything. 1208 01:13:15,979 --> 01:13:18,941 The longer you keep me here, the less I'm worth. 1209 01:13:18,982 --> 01:13:24,029 Let's have a little fun with electricity, shall we? 1210 01:13:25,989 --> 01:13:36,250 My lords, ladies and gentlemen...the Baltic dancers from Russia will perform a dance...symbolizing man's growth from infancy to adulthood. 1211 01:14:36,018 --> 01:14:38,562 Good God! 1212 01:14:50,991 --> 01:14:54,369 Where's Lori's letters? 1213 01:16:03,981 --> 01:16:06,358 May I? 1214 01:16:26,003 --> 01:16:29,673 Lori wants her letters back. 1215 01:16:32,009 --> 01:16:34,970 Boris, come quickly. 1216 01:16:35,012 --> 01:16:36,972 Okay, I bring dart gun. 1217 01:16:37,014 --> 01:16:40,893 Then it's curtains for Spenser. 1218 01:17:42,996 --> 01:17:46,333 Spineless little shit. 1219 01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:48,961 I'm very late. 1220 01:17:49,002 --> 01:17:52,965 I lost my ticket, but I'm a close friend of the minister of defense. 1221 01:17:53,006 --> 01:17:57,177 And my mom knows the queen of Sheba. 1222 01:18:06,019 --> 01:18:08,939 Maybe we should get out while we can. 1223 01:18:08,981 --> 01:18:10,941 Perhaps he could bring money. 1224 01:18:10,983 --> 01:18:14,862 Here, get Rasputin's money now. 1225 01:18:49,980 --> 01:18:51,940 How can we tell which doll is which? 1226 01:18:51,982 --> 01:18:53,942 Only he can. 1227 01:18:53,984 --> 01:18:56,820 It's his plan. 1228 01:18:57,988 --> 01:18:59,948 He's open! 1229 01:18:59,990 --> 01:19:03,327 Let's get out of here. 1230 01:19:07,998 --> 01:19:11,418 Where're you guys going? 1231 01:19:12,002 --> 01:19:14,963 Here comes Hawkins with your money, now. 1232 01:19:15,005 --> 01:19:16,965 Great. I wish my brother could be here. 1233 01:19:17,007 --> 01:19:18,967 He's missing everything. 1234 01:19:19,009 --> 01:19:19,968 Here's the stuff. 1235 01:19:20,010 --> 01:19:23,972 You idiot, go and get the brother, now! 1236 01:19:24,014 --> 01:19:25,974 Please don't go anywhere. 1237 01:19:26,016 --> 01:19:30,521 I want to talk to you both after the show. 1238 01:19:37,986 --> 01:19:40,656 Oh, my God. 1239 01:19:57,005 --> 01:20:02,469 Stop! Don't torture him...or his brother will kill us all! 1240 01:21:18,003 --> 01:21:21,006 The man is a god. 1241 01:21:26,011 --> 01:21:29,515 I finish this man to man. 1242 01:21:37,981 --> 01:21:41,235 He has disabled bomb. 1243 01:21:46,990 --> 01:21:48,951 Hold it right there, you two. 1244 01:21:48,992 --> 01:21:50,953 What did you think of the show? 1245 01:21:50,994 --> 01:21:53,956 Here's the cash. You can count it all now. 1246 01:21:53,997 --> 01:21:55,958 Thank you very much. 1247 01:21:55,999 --> 01:21:58,961 Two bags' worth. 1248 01:22:01,004 --> 01:22:01,964 Where's Lori? 1249 01:22:02,005 --> 01:22:04,967 Do you know if she saw the show? 1250 01:22:05,008 --> 01:22:06,969 I got her money. She'll like it. 1251 01:22:07,010 --> 01:22:07,970 Love the hat. 1252 01:22:08,011 --> 01:22:09,972 Thank you. Thank you very much. 1253 01:22:10,013 --> 01:22:10,973 Can you keep a secret? 1254 01:22:11,014 --> 01:22:15,102 I'm taking this souvenir of my day. 1255 01:22:16,019 --> 01:22:18,939 I'm afraid he's a little groggy, but he's fine. 1256 01:22:18,981 --> 01:22:19,940 Wally. 1257 01:22:19,982 --> 01:22:21,942 Welcome back, stranger. 1258 01:22:21,984 --> 01:22:23,944 Here, take a load off. 1259 01:22:23,986 --> 01:22:24,945 Can I get you some tea? 1260 01:22:24,987 --> 01:22:25,946 Please. 1261 01:22:25,988 --> 01:22:27,948 One lump or two? 1262 01:22:27,990 --> 01:22:29,950 No lumps. 1263 01:22:29,992 --> 01:22:31,952 What have you been doing? 1264 01:22:31,994 --> 01:22:32,953 I was tortured. 1265 01:22:32,995 --> 01:22:35,956 Great. Did they make it fun? 1266 01:22:35,998 --> 01:22:38,292 What? 1267 01:22:42,004 --> 01:22:45,799 You know what they're signing? 1268 01:22:46,008 --> 01:22:48,969 The death knell of our dreams. 1269 01:22:49,011 --> 01:22:51,972 We'll have to settle for half. 1270 01:22:52,014 --> 01:22:53,974 Ready? 1271 01:22:54,016 --> 01:22:55,976 Ready. 1272 01:22:56,018 --> 01:22:56,977 Did you see what I did? 1273 01:22:57,019 --> 01:23:00,939 In front of all these people, I had a solo. 1274 01:23:00,981 --> 01:23:03,942 I had the entire crowd eating out of my hand. 1275 01:23:03,984 --> 01:23:05,944 Is that what you were wearing? 1276 01:23:05,986 --> 01:23:07,946 Maybe they made a tape. 1277 01:23:07,988 --> 01:23:09,948 I'm so proud of you. 1278 01:23:09,990 --> 01:23:12,951 I want to be just like you, Wally. 1279 01:23:12,993 --> 01:23:16,955 When I was back in that room, I thought I was going to die. 1280 01:23:16,997 --> 01:23:21,960 My life passed before my eyes and I realized I cared about the wrong things. 1281 01:23:22,002 --> 01:23:25,964 I've cared about money and success and getting to the top. 1282 01:23:26,006 --> 01:23:27,966 Prestige and... 1283 01:23:28,008 --> 01:23:30,969 At the end of the day... 1284 01:23:31,011 --> 01:23:33,972 There's a big guy standing behind you. 1285 01:23:34,014 --> 01:23:39,895 Yeah, well...maybe you'll feel better if you could see this tape. 1286 01:23:40,979 --> 01:23:43,941 Really behind me? 1287 01:23:43,982 --> 01:23:45,943 You're everywhere. 1288 01:23:45,984 --> 01:23:49,655 This one is for you...buddy. 1289 01:23:49,988 --> 01:23:51,949 Bang. 1290 01:23:51,990 --> 01:23:53,951 Is joke. 1291 01:23:53,992 --> 01:23:54,952 Look. 1292 01:23:54,993 --> 01:23:59,957 ''From KGB to Boris... ''...fastest gun in the east.'' 1293 01:23:59,998 --> 01:24:02,960 But there can only be one fastest gun. 1294 01:24:03,001 --> 01:24:04,962 And now, it's you. 1295 01:24:05,003 --> 01:24:05,963 I salute you. 1296 01:24:06,004 --> 01:24:08,966 Doreen and me, we go open butcher shop. 1297 01:24:09,007 --> 01:24:13,053 But you will always be my brother. 1298 01:24:24,982 --> 01:24:27,526 Oh, look! 1299 01:24:33,991 --> 01:24:36,952 What? What's the matter? 1300 01:24:36,994 --> 01:24:39,955 There's nothing in here but silly money. 1301 01:24:39,997 --> 01:24:41,957 What were you looking for? 1302 01:24:41,999 --> 01:24:45,419 I lost my souvenir doll. 1303 01:24:47,004 --> 01:24:50,966 You really don't care about money at all, do you? 1304 01:24:51,008 --> 01:24:52,968 It's not real. 1305 01:24:53,010 --> 01:24:56,388 The doll was beautiful. 1306 01:24:58,015 --> 01:25:01,560 How's this for a souvenir? 1307 01:25:08,984 --> 01:25:11,945 Roger, you don't suppose maybe doll...? 1308 01:25:11,987 --> 01:25:13,947 Don't be daft. 1309 01:25:13,989 --> 01:25:17,951 This is the one he picked for himself. 1310 01:25:17,993 --> 01:25:21,955 Terrible-looking thing. Her stomach looks like her ass. 1311 01:25:21,997 --> 01:25:26,210 Is her ass, you idiot. Give it to me. 1312 01:25:30,005 --> 01:25:32,382 There. 1313 01:25:39,014 --> 01:25:41,975 That was like an explosion. 1314 01:25:42,017 --> 01:25:44,978 Want to try again? 1315 01:25:45,020 --> 01:25:48,357 Do you have insurance? 1316 01:25:50,984 --> 01:25:52,945 Did you see this? We were right there. 1317 01:25:52,986 --> 01:25:55,948 We could've been killed. 1318 01:25:55,989 --> 01:26:02,955 It says this mystery guy...was equal parts ''brilliant cunning and sheer testosterone.'' 1319 01:26:02,996 --> 01:26:06,959 They were right about the second part. 1320 01:26:07,000 --> 01:26:09,545 Time out. 1321 01:26:15,008 --> 01:26:16,969 All right, drink man. 1322 01:26:17,010 --> 01:26:19,263 Now. 1323 01:26:28,981 --> 01:26:30,941 Compliments of the house. 1324 01:26:30,983 --> 01:26:31,942 Oh, my gosh. 1325 01:26:31,984 --> 01:26:34,945 You people are so nice. 1326 01:26:34,987 --> 01:26:38,323 Do you eat the flower? 1327 01:26:46,999 --> 01:26:52,880 I'm sorry. In the nose, too. That's the worst. Here, get a towel. 1328 01:26:54,006 --> 01:26:55,966 Did that make contact? 1329 01:26:56,008 --> 01:26:58,677 Oh my gosh! 1330 01:27:03,015 --> 01:27:04,975 Gesundheit myself. 1331 01:27:05,017 --> 01:27:06,977 You okay? 1332 01:27:07,019 --> 01:27:09,938 Yeah, just another Old Spice guy. 1333 01:27:09,980 --> 01:27:11,940 Impressive performance, Mr. Spenser. 1334 01:27:11,982 --> 01:27:13,942 Sorry about the test, but we did have to be sure. 1335 01:27:13,984 --> 01:27:20,949 Only one candidate in a thousand even detects Amazonian arafrog toxin...much less incapacitates the messenger. 1336 01:27:20,991 --> 01:27:26,955 And it's rare that we even approach a candidate...until we've auditioned him for 12 or 18 months, but the other night... 1337 01:27:26,997 --> 01:27:29,958 We witnessed the birth of a superstar. 1338 01:27:30,000 --> 01:27:32,961 We'd like you to join the team. 1339 01:27:33,003 --> 01:27:37,382 You want me to be a part of The Company? 1340 01:27:40,010 --> 01:27:41,970 I don't know what to say. 1341 01:27:42,012 --> 01:27:43,972 This is all happening kind of fast. 1342 01:27:44,014 --> 01:27:48,060 Just tell us your demands, please. 1343 01:27:50,979 --> 01:27:52,940 What do I do? 1344 01:27:52,981 --> 01:27:54,942 They think you're a superstar. 1345 01:27:54,983 --> 01:27:59,363 I think they expect you to act like one. 1346 01:28:01,990 --> 01:28:03,951 I would like fresh flowers in my room. 1347 01:28:03,992 --> 01:28:06,954 Rare tropical flowers...that smell good. 1348 01:28:06,995 --> 01:28:12,960 And ice in my dressing room...which should be a palace and so should Lori's be a palace. 1349 01:28:13,001 --> 01:28:17,965 And I want a dressing room for my pet bloodhound, too. 1350 01:28:18,006 --> 01:28:19,967 And a poodle. And Lori's poodle. 1351 01:28:20,008 --> 01:28:21,969 They can bunk in together. 1352 01:28:22,010 --> 01:28:25,973 But there better be fresh flowers in there! And ice! 1353 01:28:26,014 --> 01:28:28,976 Whatever. Just so long as you produce the hits. 1354 01:28:29,017 --> 01:28:29,977 I'll do six a week. 1355 01:28:30,018 --> 01:28:30,978 Six? 1356 01:28:31,019 --> 01:28:32,938 Five. 1357 01:28:32,980 --> 01:28:34,940 No, not six. Five. 1358 01:28:34,982 --> 01:28:36,942 But one of them will be for free. 1359 01:28:36,984 --> 01:28:41,822 I want to do kids or old people one day a week. 1360 01:28:42,990 --> 01:28:44,950 And I want a StairMaster. 1361 01:28:44,992 --> 01:28:46,952 I want a JuiceMaster. 1362 01:28:46,994 --> 01:28:49,955 I want a ThighMaster and I want a ButtMaster. 1363 01:28:49,997 --> 01:28:53,959 If you can't give it to me, I'm going back to Des Moines. 1364 01:28:54,001 --> 01:28:56,962 Just don't hurt the help. 1365 01:28:57,004 --> 01:28:58,964 It's whatever you want. 1366 01:28:59,006 --> 01:29:01,967 What I want is this guy. He's fantastic. I love working with him. 1367 01:29:02,009 --> 01:29:04,970 I hope I've passed your audition. Thank you for asking. 1368 01:29:05,012 --> 01:29:06,972 Let's get creative. 1369 01:29:07,014 --> 01:29:11,977 I'm thinking for our opening season, Lori...as Juliet. 1370 01:29:12,019 --> 01:29:13,979 Shakespeare in the Sand! 1371 01:29:14,021 --> 01:29:15,939 You've got casting approval, okay? 1372 01:29:15,981 --> 01:29:16,940 For your lead. 1373 01:29:16,982 --> 01:29:19,943 Joan of Arc for our action people. 1374 01:29:19,985 --> 01:29:21,945 I set you afire. 1375 01:29:21,987 --> 01:29:23,947 You behead him, right? 1376 01:29:23,989 --> 01:29:25,949 Experimental. 1377 01:29:25,991 --> 01:29:26,950 ''Cats.'' 1378 01:29:26,992 --> 01:29:32,539 Wait a second! With people. People as cats. Let's workshop. 1379 01:29:32,998 --> 01:29:33,957 You're both cats. 1380 01:29:33,999 --> 01:29:36,960 You're my big cat. I've got a giant cat. Get down. 1381 01:29:37,002 --> 01:29:38,962 Creative producer. Thank you. 1382 01:29:39,004 --> 01:29:39,963 You're the dog. 1383 01:29:40,005 --> 01:29:41,965 We've got a dog and a cat, but they hate each other. 1384 01:29:42,007 --> 01:29:44,801 Chase, chase. 1385 01:29:45,010 --> 01:29:46,970 Go, go! Cat, go, kitty, go! 1386 01:29:47,012 --> 01:29:50,974 Lori and I are the husband and wife. We have this cat and this dog. 1387 01:29:51,016 --> 01:29:54,978 We love each of them, but they hate each other. 1388 01:29:55,020 --> 01:29:57,940 So you're the bad cat. The only thing we can do is- 1389 01:29:57,981 --> 01:30:01,860 Cut it out! Bad kitty! Bad cat! 1390 01:30:01,985 --> 01:30:06,073 Is this working? Are you liking it?