1 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:12,918 - Hi. - Who, me? Him? 2 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:19,150 - Not you. - Don't worry about it. 3 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:27,194 Hey! 4 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:55,953 - How are you doing? - Oh, fuck off. 5 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:02,310 - What's up? - Feel good. All right. 6 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:05,273 Excuse me. 7 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:13,875 - Yeah. Score. - Very nice. 8 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:27,908 All right. Let's talk to this little lady called Night. 9 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:40,479 I broke the window again. 10 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:44,468 - Dad's gonna be pissed. - I'll just tell him you did it. 11 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:50,789 But I didn't do it. I'm driving. Don't do that. 12 00:02:55,640 --> 00:02:59,952 So anyways, I'm standing there, waiting to use the pay phone... 13 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:05,632 And this guy on the phone turns around and tips his hat like this. 14 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:09,150 And who do you think that guy was? 15 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:14,751 - Emilio Estevez. - "The Mighty Duck". I was there! 16 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:20,398 Of course you were. You yelled the "Breakfast Clubber's" name. 17 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:28,556 So, anyway. You guys wanna make out or what? 18 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:04,959 Oh, man. It was perfect that time. 19 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:07,674 Four months of work for nothing. 20 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:14,236 - What's up? - Did you know you were doing 50? 21 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:21,152 Hottie cop likes you. Think she pulls over just anybody? Make a move. 22 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:27,668 - What's up? - Just giving you an $80 ticket. 23 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:31,190 She is so into you. 24 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:39,273 - I want you to do me a favor. - Whatever you say, "T.J. Hooker". 25 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:47,914 Please obey all posted speed limits. Have a good night. 26 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:53,513 It's already been good, now that you've served and protected me. 27 00:04:54,840 --> 00:04:58,150 Way to go! You got her badge number. 28 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:05,550 And you got a date to meet her at The Municipal State Court. Up top. 29 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:07,910 - What was the point of that? - Sorry. 30 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:21,790 Come next week. I'm gonna take care of you. All right, man. 31 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,719 This is the Roxbury. We have a list. 32 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:28,356 - We're on the list. Doug Butabi. - Steve Butabi. 33 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:32,155 - You're brothers? - No. 34 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:36,239 - Yes. Man! - That's quite a joke. 35 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:39,557 - Doug is hilarious. - Check this out. 36 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:44,754 You ever heard of this one? You're not on the list. Get in line. 37 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:54,791 - Is that...? - It's the king of "21 Jump Street". 38 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:58,629 Richard Grieco. 39 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:05,549 - Excuse me. - See you later. We'll go wait in line. 40 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:08,513 - Maybe we'll hang out later? - No chance. 41 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:14,352 - Sounds good. - Know what's wrong with this place? 42 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:20,590 - They don't evaluate the clientele. - I thought we just weren't cool enough. 43 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:26,750 You are a beautiful man. Know what we're gonna do when we get our club? 44 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:32,717 We're gonna treat all wannabes just as well as any legendary TV-star. 45 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:36,879 - That's pretty Roosevelt of you. - It's just what I believe in. 46 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:43,232 - Wanna dance? - We're not in the club yet. 47 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:47,194 So, maybe when we get in? 48 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:55,114 So I'm waiting to use the pay phone, and this guy tips his hat like this. 49 00:06:55,320 --> 00:07:00,030 - And who do you think that guy was? - Emilio Estevez! 50 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:05,189 "The Mighty Duck", man. I swear to God. I was, like, "Emilio!" 51 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:10,798 "Emilio...!" 52 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:18,030 The club is closed, folks. Sorry. 53 00:07:43,440 --> 00:07:48,070 - Nozzled you, my friend. - Totally got me. 54 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:53,509 That was in my nose. 55 00:07:56,000 --> 00:08:02,109 - You're an idiot. - Oh yeah? You like it. 56 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:05,949 Get off... Watch it! 57 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:14,708 Where's Mom? And who's this gorgeous young hottie in the kitchen? 58 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:20,711 - Why is she wearing Mom's bathrobe? - What do you think of my new chin? 59 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:23,912 Is it better than last year's? 60 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:28,511 Behave yourselves. Look who's gracing us with their presence. 61 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:32,236 - Who? - Here, Dad. 62 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:36,797 It's a health shake. It helps me hit my physical peak. 63 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:40,436 Get the camera. He's gonna hit his peak. 64 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:45,589 - Honey, do it in your room. - Oh, Mom, you're so funny. 65 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:51,511 Steve? In the store in a half hour. Wear something nice. Emily's back. 66 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:56,077 As if he gives a flying rat's ass. 67 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:59,352 "Flying rat's ass..." That would be wild to see. 68 00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:05,430 Steve, at the store in a half hour. Bring your dancing monkey brother. 69 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:05,476 Hey, are you from out of town? You have a local number? 70 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:14,232 Are you all right? Sure? 71 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:31,599 Finally. An hour and a half late. Steve, go dust the roses. 72 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:35,509 Idiot boy, go cover the cash register. 73 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:39,872 Idiot boy, go cover the cash register. 74 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:51,869 Hi. How are you paying for these? Cash, check or charge? 75 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:54,469 - Charge. - Okay. 76 00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:59,595 - Is this a Visa or a Mastercard? - Move your thumb. 77 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:02,598 Good one. Okay. 78 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:11,231 Sure this is your card? It's not processing. I have to call it in. 79 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:23,678 - Operator 238, please. - Authorization. Card number? 80 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:27,475 - What's up? - I told you not to call anymore. 81 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:31,309 - I need an approval. - Card number? 82 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:37,356 - Not the card, sweetness, me. - Shut up and swipe it. 83 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:40,996 I can go for that. 84 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:45,751 You like that? Does that feel good? 'Cause I can swipe it all night. 85 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:52,998 - The card's fine. Bye, Doug. - Bye, 238. 86 00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:59,030 Hi. Can I help you? 87 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:03,836 Hi, Doug. Your nightclub's so cool. Can my model friends come in? 88 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:07,237 - No. Yes. - You're so funny and cute and tall. 89 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:09,795 Let's shake it. 90 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:15,870 What are you doing? You have to cut up my plants and make toys of them? 91 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:19,959 - It's a club with a jungle theme. - You're a jungle theme. 92 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:24,278 Go find your brother and load the trucks. Idiot... Useless! 93 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:39,030 - Steve...? - Don't look. 94 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:42,710 - Hi, Steve. Hey, Doug. - Whatever. 95 00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:48,711 So, you're back from school, working for your dad at the lamp store? 96 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:53,198 I missed you. You said when I got back, we could get together. 97 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:56,790 Now I'm back, so we can get together. 98 00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:00,754 - You wanna go see a movie? - Sure. 99 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:07,672 Or we could just drive around and make out. I love making out. 100 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:12,391 - And I'm really good at it. - Sounds good. 101 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:18,869 Back off, Chicklett. My brother and I, we live life in the fast lane. 102 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:22,993 That means no stop signs, no pulling over to take pictures. 103 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:27,432 See this man? He's my co-pilot on this magic carpet ride. 104 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:32,873 - You're just way too much luggage. - Shut up, Doug. 105 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:39,359 Emily? I see you've picked the right son. 106 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:43,348 You know, Steve likes you very much. 107 00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:50,113 Mr. Butabi. Is Steve asking Emily to marry him again? 108 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:54,029 You know something? If they have enough children, - 109 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:56,959 - we won't have to hire salesmen. 110 00:13:57,160 --> 00:14:02,678 - Oh, Kamehl, you kill me. - No, you kill me, Mr. Sanderson. 111 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:09,592 - Can you please leave Steve alone? - He likes the girl... Yes, you do! 112 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:14,794 You see this wall? After they get married, we'll combine stores - 113 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:18,754 - and have the first plant-lamp shop. Steve and Emily will run it. 114 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:27,231 - Maybe you can clean the toilets. - You're living on "Fantasy Island". 115 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:30,750 - God, that was a sweet show. - I have a fantasy. 116 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:35,875 That I have two capable sons. Not one with his head up his ass! 117 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:42,519 Is this how you load trucks? Disgusting. Get out of here. 118 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:48,548 - So we're on a break? - I guess. 119 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:54,357 - You wanna crunch it? - Sure. Let's crunch. 120 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:02,838 - Can the rest of us use the mirror? - Appreciate it. 121 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:07,272 - Everyone's got an attitude here. - Gentlemen! Looking large. 122 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:11,314 Want my power bar? How about an energy bar? 123 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:17,277 - I got a muscle triplicator bar. - Supplements aside... 124 00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:21,268 - How long have we been friends? - All seven years of high school. 125 00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:28,955 That's why I'm not gonna sugar coat it. I'm worried about your triceps. 126 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:34,109 You aren't going all the way down. I'm not seeing full extension. 127 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:38,791 We had a long talk about that the other night. 128 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:45,473 You just shouldn't cheat yourselves. Sorry to come down on you like this. 129 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:48,956 That's why we love you and hate you. 130 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:52,277 - Still friends? - You know it. 131 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:55,552 I'm glad we had this talk. 132 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:14,311 I had a great idea for the store... 133 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:20,516 The store? You're supposed to be thinking about... Hey, what's up? 134 00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:25,032 - Can we call you sometime? - Want some of this? 135 00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:29,392 - Think about our future. - You're Mount St. Helensing on me. 136 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:32,512 Why are you forgetting our plans? 137 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:37,396 The plans about you and I opening up only the coolest club a la the Roxbury. 138 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:44,119 - How? We can't even get in. - We're letting them not let us in. 139 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:49,394 But no more. It's time we step up into that sweet-ass world. 140 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:54,913 From now on, the only club we're going to is the Roxbury. 141 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:57,918 - We can't... - We can. You know why? 142 00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:03,035 - We're good looking? - Very good looking. You especially. 143 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:07,631 Repeat after me: We can get into the Roxbury. 144 00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:12,311 We can get into the Roxbury. 145 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:16,035 Roxbury...! 146 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:25,310 Hey, what's up? You want some of this? How about a little of that? 147 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:33,513 She starts to smell them. She thought they were real plants! 148 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:38,875 - Hello? - What's up? 149 00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:43,870 The Sandersons are here to see your mother's new chin. Get dressed. 150 00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:49,279 - Sorry, we're a bit busy tonight. - Steve? I'll be right back. 151 00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:54,793 I like your bathing suit. You have really good muscle definition. 152 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:59,710 Most Americans don't wear revealing bathing suits. Very European of you. 153 00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:05,392 It's really sexy and I have a really good taste in what's sexy. 154 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:09,036 - Steve! - Whatever, Emily. 155 00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:26,477 Good. 156 00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:29,194 What's going on...? 157 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:34,356 Are you from out of town...? 158 00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:13,239 When I tell you to do something, I mean it. Never come in half-naked. 159 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:18,116 - Put some clothes on and come down. - Isn't on our things-to-do-list. 160 00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:23,075 - We have something to do tonight. - Yes. To get downstairs. 161 00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:26,716 I don't want to! 162 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:31,669 How do I get through to this individual? 163 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,997 Doug is like a fax machine. 164 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:40,194 Without a cover page, people don't know where it's coming from. 165 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:45,599 And sometimes you get a busy signal. That's why you got a redial button. 166 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:51,511 - Actually, I always screw it up... - Don't bother. He'll never understand. 167 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:58,353 I understand very well. You're going to a new, hot club tonight, right? 168 00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:03,429 - But how are you gonna get there? - What are you doing? 169 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:33,798 You can take away our phones and our keys, but not our dreams. 170 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:38,073 'Cos we're, like, sleeping when we have them. 171 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,669 Later much! 172 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:50,319 Boys, wait. I don't like you leaving without a phone. 173 00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:53,273 How old are these? How embarrassing. 174 00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:57,758 You know, in case of emergency. Have fun. 175 00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:01,919 - Did Mom get lipstick on me? - It looks like you were making out. 176 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:18,630 - How's my hair? Roxbury-good? - You know it. 177 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:23,118 I've got to tell you, Steve, tonight, I can taste it. 178 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:29,789 I can't taste it. I'm so scared right now. I don't know what to do. 179 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:34,312 - You're mad-cowing on me. Relax. - I'm nervous. 180 00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:40,516 - It's this pressure to get in. - You must take control of yourself. 181 00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:44,599 No, you take control. I'm barely hanging on here. 182 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:51,868 Come on, relax. Think puppies and candy canes, all right? 183 00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:57,552 - Hey, hotlegs. What's going on? - We'll clean it up later. Don't worry. 184 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:05,357 I see your Roxbury balloon and I hate to burst it, - 185 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:10,839 - but I don't think our names are on that list. 186 00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:12,996 Perfect. "Rites of Passage". 187 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:18,228 Remember? A boy in the jungle with only a spear to hunt the lion. 188 00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:22,353 This van is our spear. That Roxbury is our lion. 189 00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:26,314 - Does the bouncer know about this? - He's about to find out. 190 00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:29,239 See you next week. 191 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:34,150 - My good hombre. Remember us? - Doug and Steve Butabi. 192 00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:38,592 - You're brothers? - No... Yes. 193 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:41,758 - Man! - Works every time. 194 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:44,918 Now I remember. You can't come in. 195 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:51,630 What's up, partner? How are you doing tonight? 196 00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:55,674 Time to play a little softball. 197 00:22:55,880 --> 00:23:01,432 - Hey, good man. How's it going? - Good. You still can't come in. 198 00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:06,794 That's not what my friend told me. His name is Abraham. 199 00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:13,155 - You don't know him? - What about his two friends? 200 00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:19,117 George Washington and George Washington? 201 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:27,990 And George Washington is a little lonely. Wants to join his buddies. 202 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:33,479 And look who else we've got. Roosevelt, Roosevelt and Jefferson. 203 00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:40,112 Thanks... Great. 204 00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:46,157 - Is that an ATM? - That's where we drop off videos. 205 00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:49,670 - Hello, that's it. - That was a card store. 206 00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:55,432 - That's just Weight Watchers... - ATM. That's it. 207 00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:05,837 - Shit. The car. - What about me? 208 00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:09,589 This racing car is illegal. All I need is a police report. 209 00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:15,593 - Are you all right? - Yeah, let me see. 210 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:22,876 Great. They're starting with the neck injuries. I'm screwed. 211 00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:25,514 Jesus, man. 212 00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:30,111 - Sorry about your van. - No way. Richard Grieco! 213 00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:37,876 - We saw you at the Roxbury. - Right. So what do you want to do? 214 00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:42,676 - Go to the Roxbury again. - We couldn't get in. 215 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:49,479 You want me to get you into the Roxbury? Great. Follow me. 216 00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:53,358 - Amazing. - It all comes from within. 217 00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:56,677 He felt it because he's an actor. 218 00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:03,068 We gotta make a stop at the Roxbury. I just don't want a lawsuit. 219 00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:22,159 Oh, my God, this is the most amazing place I've ever been. 220 00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:26,194 This is the coatroom. The club's in there. 221 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:32,556 What's up...? 222 00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:39,956 - Get a hold of yourself. - It's hottie overload in here. 223 00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:44,312 - Just pace yourself. - What's up? Two, three, four. 224 00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:48,229 What's up? Two, three, four... 225 00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:54,874 - Sweet! - Sweet! 226 00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:57,958 Richie, good to see you. Get over here. 227 00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:04,110 - The place is kicking. - Jumping like "21 Jump Street". 228 00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:06,880 Who are your friends? 229 00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:11,517 - Mr. Zadir owns the place. - Doug Butabi. 230 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:16,589 You look like good boys. Come to my VIP table. 231 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:19,360 - The owner. - The man we want to be. 232 00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:24,031 - I thought we wanted to be Grieco. - Professionally, it's this guy. 233 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:33,358 Dooey, my main man. I love this man. Meet the Butabi brothers. 234 00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:39,157 These are good boys. Did you grab my ass? 235 00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:43,353 - No, sir. I did not grab your ass. - It's okay if you did. 236 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:48,350 I understand. It's just that you're barking up the wrong tree. 237 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:53,996 - You guys come here a lot? - All the time. 238 00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:57,875 - But we've never been inside. - Watch what you're saying. 239 00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:01,356 So, is Johnny Depp meeting you here? 240 00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:07,474 No. 241 00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:13,789 All right... Listen, Bennie, see you later. See you, guys. 242 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:17,595 - See you, Richard Grieco. - See you, Grieco's lady. 243 00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:26,035 I'm honored to shoot the shit with the owner of the club of all clubs. 244 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:31,678 - And we're proficient club hoppers. - We usually go to the Mudd Club. 245 00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:35,190 - That place is rank. - They let any asswad in the door. 246 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:39,552 - I own that place also. - It's a really good location, though. 247 00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:46,108 No, you're right. One day you're hot, the next day you're not. 248 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:52,713 Actually, I had an idea for a club. 249 00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:57,232 - Wait. Did you grab my ass? - No. 250 00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:02,355 - Do you want to? - No. Should I? 251 00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:07,190 Okay. Continue. 252 00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:13,635 People waiting outside are bummed, 'cos they're trying to get in. 253 00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:17,833 What if the outside of the club looked like the inside? 254 00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:23,319 With couches and music and all that. But then on the inside... 255 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:27,559 ...it looks like the street. You know, cars and signs. 256 00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:32,197 The outside is the inside and the inside is the outside. 257 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:34,789 Doesn't that blow your mind? 258 00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:40,391 - What about that guy? - Owns a restaurant. One. 259 00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:46,470 - Boy, has this place gone downhill. - No one over six figures. Let's go. 260 00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:50,798 - Wait. That's that Zadir guy. - Who are those guys with him? 261 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:55,073 If they're with Zadir, they've got to be worth something. 262 00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:58,477 Great. Let's work. 263 00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:02,878 - Tell him about the vampire idea. - That's a dumb idea. 264 00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:05,389 I have to say hello to Jim Carrey. 265 00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:08,831 Come here, you pet detective bastard. 266 00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:13,556 "Smoking", you crazy son of a bitch. 267 00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:18,550 - Was I too pushy? Did I speak well? - You were totally articulate. 268 00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:23,788 It's hard to pitch in a nightclub. The music is way too loud in here. 269 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,436 We have to get a meeting. Steve...? 270 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,348 - You want to dance? - Yes. 271 00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:47,633 - All right. Take it easy. - She said yes. 272 00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:50,957 Hotties wanna shake it. Come on. 273 00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:57,791 That's some good ass-grabbing going on there. 274 00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:08,957 1980. Good year. 275 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:12,630 Excellent year. Devo had a huge hit. 276 00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:20,428 - And "Joanie Loves Chachi" started. - Chachi gives a fuck about Joanie. 277 00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:25,873 Cambi makes a good point. But tonight we have some fun. 278 00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:31,234 - Sweet suds, Mr. Zadir. - But you know what makes a party? 279 00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:34,796 - Fluffy whip. - But not putting it on stuff. 280 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:40,552 You press the little white nozzle and you suck on it. It's fun. 281 00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:46,517 - You mean, like, nitrous oxide? - No. What is that? 282 00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:50,952 Dooey, we have to stop and get some fluffy whip for the party. 283 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:54,709 - Yes, sir. - It has to be in a can. 284 00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:57,036 He can't hear you. 285 00:32:57,240 --> 00:33:01,518 Hey, Dooey, tell your mom I had a nice time last night. 286 00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:04,598 - And your dad. - What? 287 00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:09,992 - I mean, your sister. - Good one! 288 00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:13,510 - Only in a Limo. - We nailed him. 289 00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:17,030 Disco-dicks. 290 00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:23,631 - And that alien was Robin Williams. - I'll be right back. 291 00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:28,231 - It's my boss's card. - I'll take care of that. 292 00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:36,232 - Operator 238, please. - Hello, Doug. 293 00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:42,515 - Guess where we went tonight. - The One-Stop Market on Ventura? 294 00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:46,713 No, I mean before that, you sly, little credit vixen. 295 00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:50,993 I give up, you nasty card-swiper. 296 00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:56,149 - The Roxbury. Come out some time. - I would. 297 00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:59,909 But then who would approve all the money you spend? 298 00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:05,990 - You're always thinking of me. - The card's good. Bye, Doug. 299 00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:12,874 She approved. Approved. 300 00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:22,717 - Sweet-ass dwelling, Mr. Zadir. - It's a place to hang my hat. 301 00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:38,471 Look. A hundred thousand dollar sound system, and nobody's dancing. 302 00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:43,913 If I may congest, the pool is taking up the prime dancing real estate. 303 00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:50,559 If you put glass over the pool, it would be like dancing on water. 304 00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:54,992 - And people love to do that. - Let's not talk business now. 305 00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:58,192 Let's set up a meeting. 306 00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:02,757 Anna Nicole? Put something on. You're making us sick. 307 00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:05,155 Meeting! 308 00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:08,636 - Let's mingle. - Right. 309 00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:13,152 This Italian food tastes so good. It's, like, Mexican. 310 00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:16,557 - Could you pass me a towel, please? - Good. How are you? 311 00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:22,073 - They're right behind you. - BMW... Vanilla, mostly. 312 00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:25,795 - There you are. - We got scared. 313 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:29,549 - Of who? We'll kick his ass. - No. 314 00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:32,991 We got scared somebody stole you away from us. 315 00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:37,034 Oh, okay. 316 00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:40,710 Like some other girls would steal us away... 317 00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:45,755 Oh, right. Oh! 318 00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:52,233 So, do you guys wanna go some place we can be alone? 319 00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:56,877 No... Yes! Oh, man. 320 00:35:57,080 --> 00:36:02,279 - Why does it taste so sweet? - 'Cos it's like candy. 321 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:09,639 These are real. They'll be dead in a week. 322 00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:16,193 You know what I always thought would make a cool "Twilight Zone"? 323 00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:20,109 Like, we see a picture of this lady, - 324 00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:26,077 - but to this lady, are we just a picture of us? Ever think of that? 325 00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:28,748 No. 326 00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:32,236 Why don't you come over here? 327 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:36,718 Vivica, you know what I heard when I first met you? 328 00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:39,150 What? 329 00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:48,757 - What are you doing? - That's an ambulance. 330 00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:54,034 Coming to take me away. The sight of you stopped my heart. 331 00:36:55,280 --> 00:37:01,753 Cambi, do you like blueberries or strawberries? 332 00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:07,034 I wanna know what kind of pancakes to order you in the morning. 333 00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:12,789 Steve! 334 00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:19,799 - I was wondering... - What are you doing? 335 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:25,279 Checking your label. Just as I thought. Made in heaven. 336 00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:28,472 Doug. You've gotten past the opening lines. 337 00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:34,676 - Is that a mirror in your pocket? - What? 338 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:38,793 I could see myself in your pants. 339 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:43,915 If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? 340 00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:53,835 I was there. I was, like, "Emilio!" And Doug was going cra... 341 00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:59,398 And Steve was, like, "Emilio!" Oh, God, if you were only there. 342 00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:04,355 I feel like a selfish pig, going on about myself. What about you? 343 00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:08,599 Where are you from? Any brothers or sisters? Any family? 344 00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:11,439 - Pets, what about pets? - I got a cat. 345 00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:14,871 Really? A cat? Interesting. 346 00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:20,313 I think of you more as a dog person. Maybe a Pomeranian. Lhasa Apso. 347 00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:25,196 Something small, warm, fuzzy... 348 00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:27,789 Is this your first time? 349 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:31,470 Yes. Isn't it yours? 350 00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:37,075 - Is this your first time? - What? 351 00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:41,831 Are you serious? Oh, you're hilarious. 352 00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:49,674 Oh, man. You're funny. Hey, Steve? You're a funny girl. 353 00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:54,078 All right. Hey, where are you going? 354 00:38:58,720 --> 00:39:04,192 - Oh, my God. - Did you just? 'Cos I just... 355 00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:14,520 Not that it hasn't happened before. It was okay. 356 00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:18,315 I'm gonna go back in and... 357 00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:24,398 - Hey, Steve? - Yeah, Doug? 358 00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:36,108 - You got a number. - We got a number. 359 00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:49,039 I got some great office supplies for our new nightclub business. 360 00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:52,391 Post-It notes to annotate important documents. 361 00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:57,151 Little ones. You write smaller than me. Mugs with our names on them. 362 00:39:57,360 --> 00:40:01,069 Yours say Doug. Did you call Mr. Zadir? 363 00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:06,308 Before you talk to a man like Mr. Zadir, you have to have a plan of attack. 364 00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:11,674 I'd like to schedule a meeting. Can you do... 12:30? 365 00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:14,872 Let me see. 366 00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:21,879 - I'm clear. - You know what? 367 00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:26,039 Let's have a pre-meeting to brainstorm before our meeting. 368 00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:31,837 Yeah, that way we don't look like idiots at our meeting. 369 00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:37,557 - I'm sorry. Register's closed. - Sorry. 370 00:40:39,720 --> 00:40:44,555 Mr. Butabi, where's the other cash register? 371 00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:52,949 Steve? I was just thinking. Dad would be really proud of us right now. 372 00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:59,190 What are you idiots doing? I pay you to take money and push a button. 373 00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:02,153 Are your delicate fingers injured? 374 00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:06,558 - We're working our asses off. - Our week's filling up quick. 375 00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:10,116 We've made important business contacts. 376 00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:13,517 Dancing the Macarena with Donald Trump? 377 00:41:13,720 --> 00:41:17,998 You're always telling us to do something with our lives. 378 00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:23,274 You never support us or care about what's important to us, right? 379 00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:28,508 - Yeah... for the most part. - Even your brother isn't convinced. 380 00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:34,716 Why? He uses his brain, unlike you. You're a loser! New policy. 381 00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:40,677 No more clubs. Yes! Your life is retail. 382 00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:43,952 - Go clean the stockroom. - You know what? 383 00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:49,871 Not only will we not clean out the stockroom, we're out of here! 384 00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:53,516 What about the stockroom? 385 00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:57,916 We don't need you. We made huge-ass contacts last night. 386 00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:01,795 Plus we met these girls, Dad. 387 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:05,959 We'll make it without you. You'll see. 388 00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:11,154 I'll see when you come home, begging for food and shelter. Morons! 389 00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:17,230 Steve? You're an ass, Doug. You want to go to the beach later? 390 00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:21,433 I know a beach where you don't have to wear a bathing suit. 391 00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:26,316 - Plus with my milky white skin... - This is a major family crisis. 392 00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:29,637 I have to take a rain check on this convo. 393 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:36,870 Nice bulbs, Emily. And I don't mean that metaphorically. 394 00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:42,152 Just give me a call if you wanna go out. Or just call me anyway. 395 00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:24,473 You notice we forgot to ask her something. That's weird. 396 00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:29,879 We're in serious relationships right now, and our ladies can trust us. 397 00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:35,552 Why go out for burgers, when you got steak at home? 398 00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:48,152 - Are you all right? - Yeah, fine. 399 00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:51,113 - Doug and Steve Butabi. - You're brothers? 400 00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:57,429 - We can't get into that right now. - Your names are not on the list. 401 00:43:57,640 --> 00:43:59,835 We have a meeting. 402 00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:04,750 - Doug, Mr. Zadir! - Security. 403 00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:11,632 - Dooey... Yeah. Up top. - Main man. 404 00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:16,914 - Raging party last night. - Is that what my mother told you? 405 00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:20,874 - What? - The fluffy whip was a big hit. 406 00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:26,154 - I was sent out looking for more. - You, sir, are a party animal. 407 00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:30,751 It's been great spending quality time, but we're meeting Mr. Zadir. 408 00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:35,272 Zadir was drunk last night. He doesn't even remember you. 409 00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:39,473 You think you're the first losers I've had to get rid of on a Monday? 410 00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:44,800 - Are we being blown off? - Actually, you're being kicked out. 411 00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:58,194 That doesn't feel good at all... 412 00:44:59,920 --> 00:45:03,356 - What's going on? - Just some trespassers. 413 00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:09,271 - And the boys from last night? - I haven't located them yet. 414 00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:12,836 Dooey, did you just grab my ass? 415 00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:17,033 From where I'm standing, that's a physical impossibility. 416 00:45:17,240 --> 00:45:21,233 I know your tricks, Dooey. 417 00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:36,318 Maybe we should just go back to work. 418 00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:41,310 Maybe we should go to college, not put gel in our hair and wear jeans! 419 00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:45,832 - Let's do that, Steve! - Sorry. 420 00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:53,672 Cambi's number. 421 00:45:54,880 --> 00:46:00,750 - We had a pretty sweet time, right? - Sweet-ass time. 422 00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:05,715 Diabetic. I could see us doing that again. 423 00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:09,549 Maybe even a couple of times a week. 424 00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:13,753 The ladies await, my friend. Cell. 425 00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:19,713 So you do travel to places other than Japan. 426 00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:23,390 - These hotties are sweet. - Sweet ass sweet. 427 00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:29,199 - Who is it? - Just a bunch of pound signs. 428 00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:33,712 - Are you doing it right? - You have to hit the pound sign. 429 00:46:35,720 --> 00:46:40,635 You have to put in our number and then hit the pound sign. 430 00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:45,837 Excuse me, Bill Nye, the science guy. 431 00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:49,476 That's a sweet show, too. 432 00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:58,070 Cambi, it's your boyfriend. Look, I need to see you. 433 00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:01,829 - I'm at the Skybar. - We'll be right there. 434 00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:06,795 - Nice. - I was focused the whole time. 435 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:10,470 Did you have a good time last night? 436 00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:14,673 I had a great time. I think we've reached a point - 437 00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:18,714 - where I can call you Viv and leave out the "ica". 438 00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:23,391 You wanna hang out or do what we did last night? 439 00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:27,957 - Or eat, then do what we did? - Sounds good. 440 00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:34,993 - Have your boarding passes ready. - You'll have to check your bag. 441 00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:42,311 The movie on this flight will be... I can't think of any more. 442 00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:49,198 - Where's your car? - Our dad got mad, took it away. 443 00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:55,111 We used to work for him, but we quit today. Actually, we're unemployed. 444 00:47:55,320 --> 00:48:00,269 - You don't work with Mr. Zadir? - We just met him last night. 445 00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:06,874 - We will be. So no, but yes. - If we ever get to see him again. 446 00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:15,555 - You don't need boarding passes. - Get away from us. 447 00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:19,548 - You guys are a big waste of time. - Como what? 448 00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:24,709 - Steve, you're a jerkoff. - I'm glad you shared that with me. 449 00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:29,710 - It's a big step for both of us. - Consider last night a favor. 450 00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:33,390 Now do us a favor. Never talk to us again! 451 00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:37,115 - What did we do? We'll change. - You can't change. 452 00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:40,756 You are ugly, pathetic losers. 453 00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:45,795 I can't believe we actually had sex with these asswads! 454 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:51,472 That's the problem. Poor schmucks look just the same as rich schmucks. 455 00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:08,633 - No... Yes... - This is the worst day of my life. 456 00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:12,389 I'd really appreciate it if you didn't talk to me right now. 457 00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:15,876 I don't know how to respond to that. 458 00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:22,918 Big surprise. You don't know how to work the clubs, talk to the ladies. 459 00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:27,511 You only know how to ask me how to do everything! 460 00:49:27,720 --> 00:49:31,713 That's why everything has gone wrong. You're holding me back. 461 00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:40,555 You're like this thing tied to my leg, this dragging thing on a chain. 462 00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:44,389 - A lead weight? - Yes, thank you. But not anymore! 463 00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:47,956 Nothing. That's all. Nothing. 464 00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:53,837 You can't blame me. Today was just a series of random events gone awry. 465 00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:59,592 Maybe they wouldn't go awry if I had someone next to me with a brain! 466 00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:05,432 You know what? Dad was right. You are a loser. 467 00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:11,158 You know what, Steve? I lied. You're not good looking. 468 00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:16,150 Did you say something? I can't hear things from that low to the ground. 469 00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:20,672 - Consider me your ex-brother. - I don't care. 470 00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:24,634 Care about this? You want the real thing? 471 00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:27,354 - Do you want...? - Stop talking to me. 472 00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:29,949 Fine. My pleasure. 473 00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:17,832 Little Post-Its, you little idiot. 474 00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:21,032 Get out, 'cos I hate you. 475 00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:33,599 - You should take a lesson from it. - Grieco. 476 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:04,154 - You'll be very happy with these. - How long do they last? 477 00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:09,309 They last forever. They're silk. They'll always be in bloom. 478 00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:15,231 They'll never die, never change. Never say you're not good looking. 479 00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:22,073 They'll always be in your room, not suddenly move to the guest house. 480 00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:26,193 Something has come up. Excuse me. 481 00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:32,111 - All the customers are depressed. - It's just that I miss Doug. 482 00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:36,996 - He's in the guest house. It's a mansion. - There's no cable. 483 00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:42,593 - Yes, there is. They have Cinemax. - But there's no HBO. God! 484 00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:50,111 - Feel it right here. Squeeze. - Hey, Steve. 485 00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:53,551 I heard about your brother. 486 00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:59,153 - So when are we gonna go out? - I know a place with spinach wraps. 487 00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:04,514 I know you've had you heart set on this, but the truth is, I'm a rebel. 488 00:53:04,720 --> 00:53:08,429 You're like this sweet-girl-from-next-door type. 489 00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:15,512 I go to college. Translation: Drunken orgies with occasional Cliff notes. 490 00:53:15,720 --> 00:53:20,635 It sounds good, but I just got out of this very serious relationship. 491 00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:24,469 I have to nurse my emotional wounds. 492 00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:28,309 That could take till... Saturday. 493 00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:33,594 That's perfect. Your dad got us tickets for David Copperfield this Saturday. 494 00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:39,989 It's gonna be so much fun to see things appear and disappear. 495 00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:45,990 I'll see you. 496 00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:56,558 - Oh, man. Great glutes. - I don't care. 497 00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:24,631 - That's expensive. - Gotta go. 498 00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:31,473 Who decorates like this? Steve, come on. 499 00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:08,677 "Business. Human Relationships in Management." 500 00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:11,952 "Covers the development of..." 501 00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:16,995 Here's one. "Business Computer Systems." That's a good one. 502 00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:22,399 Machines are Doug's thing. I'm more of a people person. 503 00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:29,039 A business man must have knowledge of computers. Come on. 504 00:55:29,240 --> 00:55:33,518 Here's another one. "Venture Management." 505 00:55:33,720 --> 00:55:39,192 Gosh, Emily, school? I'll have to read, and homework... 506 00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:43,837 Teachers saying: "Would you share that with the rest of the class?" 507 00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:46,634 Do you want me to be less horny? 508 00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:51,914 - No, that wouldn't be good. - Look, here's what we do. 509 00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:57,990 First, we combine the stores, okay? Then we can add the furniture. 510 00:55:58,200 --> 00:56:01,431 Recliners and sofa beds... 511 00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:05,315 - And end tables and... - Chairs. 512 00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:10,389 - Oh, yes, chairs. - Ottomans. 513 00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:16,516 Yes, ottomans. We're gonna be bigger than Ikea... Home Depot. 514 00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:24,389 Ikea! 515 00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:38,794 I think we're moving way too fast. You're talking like we're married. 516 00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:45,558 Oh, Steve. You just made me so happy. 517 00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:49,639 What? No, I don't mean that. 518 00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:53,833 It's just that I don't... 519 00:56:57,960 --> 00:56:59,996 Okay. 520 00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:17,756 Doug, if I'm not mistaken, this place has got it going on! 521 00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:21,270 I owe you big time for inviting me. 522 00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:26,998 Who wants to dance? I call this one the sprinkler. 523 00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:33,754 You think it would be okay to wear this to your brother's wedding? 524 00:57:33,960 --> 00:57:38,317 Your brother's wedding, man. What are you gonna wear? 525 00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:43,397 You have to hand it to Steve. That Emily is the perfect woman. 526 00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:48,310 Strong legs, tight stomach, positive mental attitude... 527 00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:55,517 - She can really keep you on track. - Shut up...! Idiot. 528 00:57:57,280 --> 00:58:01,068 Just because you and your brother are having problems, - 529 00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:06,752 - that's no reason to refer to my intellect in a diminutive manner. 530 00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:11,511 I'm sorry. It's just... 531 00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:15,793 Can we not talk about my brother for a second? 532 00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:20,278 - 10-4. Boundary set. - Thank you. 533 00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:24,951 I'm having a hell of a time. 534 00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:36,915 At this moment, I want to make a toast to Steve and Emily, - 535 00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:41,193 - who after tomorrow will be Mr. and Mrs. Steven Butabi. 536 00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:45,075 - Emily Sanderson-Butabi. - Whoever. 537 00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:53,392 I would like to thank my parents, who came in all the way from Maine. 538 00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:58,116 - Despite Mom's sciatica. - Terrific, sir. 539 00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:04,150 And the Butabis, who came in all the way from Yayman. 540 00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:09,354 - Yemen. - And that's not the only union. 541 00:59:09,560 --> 00:59:15,032 - We got a new lamp-plant store. - Plant-lamp store. Much better. 542 00:59:15,240 --> 00:59:19,950 - Seriously, it sounds better. - Steve? 543 00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:22,628 You want to make a toast? 544 00:59:22,840 --> 00:59:26,310 I think you should make a toast. All the men are making toasts. 545 00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:36,915 Okay, I just want to say, "What's up, Grandma, Grandpa?" 546 00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:41,671 And to the other two old people, "What's up?" 547 00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:45,509 - Yeah, you. - Very nice. 548 00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:50,555 Steve is thrilled that this family's coming together. 549 00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:57,552 I'd like to show you some of our business plans for after the merger. 550 01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:05,754 Dad? Is there any way we can cancel this whole thing? 551 01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:11,432 - Yes... No! - That is so funny. 552 01:00:11,640 --> 01:00:16,555 But it's like Emily turned out to be this whole different other person. 553 01:00:16,760 --> 01:00:19,069 Let me explain something. 554 01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:23,751 The caterer has been paid. Your grandparents came. 555 01:00:24,840 --> 01:00:28,799 All men are nervous the night before their wedding. 556 01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:35,599 All guys are nervous and kind of hope she eats a can of botulism? 557 01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:40,669 She could hang out with a deer and accidentally be shot by a hunter. 558 01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:45,192 You know, when she's sleeping she makes that nose whistle sound, - 559 01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:50,599 - and you want to ram her toothbrush up her nostril into her skull. 560 01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:55,989 These are perfectly normal feelings. 561 01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:08,553 Doug, are you there? It's Steve. 562 01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:22,515 Hi, you've reached Doug Butabi. I'm outside living it up. 563 01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:25,154 Unlike my pussywhipped brother - 564 01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:30,388 - who's too busy throwing his life away for Emily. Beep. 565 01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:36,038 Doug? Sorry I missed you. I guess I'm getting married - 566 01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:41,268 - and I'm just wondering if you wanted to be my best man. 567 01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:43,596 Give me a call or page me. 568 01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:48,476 I'm in our room still across from the pool. 569 01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:50,955 See you. 570 01:01:58,080 --> 01:02:02,756 - Let's go over this one more time. - I know my duties as best man. 571 01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:07,158 I walk down the aisle. I stand next to you. 572 01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:11,558 - I settle interwedding skirmishes. - No, no... 573 01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:17,995 You're the best man. Not the wedding bouncer. You just back me up. 574 01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:22,591 Like, if things get too heavy, I step in like a spotter. 575 01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:25,792 - Yeah, right. - Thanks, man. 576 01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:31,677 Let's go. We're ready, let's go. 577 01:02:31,880 --> 01:02:35,316 Do you want your kid blessed or not? 578 01:02:37,680 --> 01:02:43,471 - Richard Grieco. You know Steve? - I just don't want to be sued. 579 01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:48,515 No, listen to me. You can't get your kid confirmed for less than $150. 580 01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:52,156 You want your kid blessed, you call me. 581 01:02:52,360 --> 01:02:59,630 Dad, I didn't have a bachelor party. That's a major part of a wedding. 582 01:02:59,840 --> 01:03:04,960 So could we delay a couple of hours so that we could go to a strip club? 583 01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:08,914 I have to go. Leave me a message. 584 01:03:11,440 --> 01:03:14,796 Hey... Steve getting married. You're the man! 585 01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:20,279 Shut up, Craig. I'm walking down the aisle, you dick! 586 01:03:20,480 --> 01:03:25,952 I told you to wear white. Grandma, get off the phone. 587 01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:43,309 Dearly beloved. We're gathered here today to join... 588 01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:48,071 Did we already start? Oh. 589 01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:53,434 I thought there was supposed to be a buzzer or a whistle or something. 590 01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:56,871 ...to join together this man and this woman in holy matrimony. 591 01:03:57,080 --> 01:04:02,438 But first I understand the bride and groom have each prepared something. 592 01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:10,079 "Dear Steve. They say if you set something free and it comes back - 593 01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:14,193 - you should love it forever. Like one of your silk plants, - 594 01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:19,997 - I'll try to stay beautiful. I know our lives together will be great." 595 01:04:20,200 --> 01:04:24,034 "Just like when we saw David Copperfield on our first date." 596 01:04:24,240 --> 01:04:26,390 "Love Emily." 597 01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:38,635 "I used to see you outside my father's store - 598 01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:45,552 - and then we went on some dates and you let me have sex with you." 599 01:04:51,160 --> 01:04:54,357 Oh, I'm done. 600 01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:59,076 If anyone has reason to believe that this man or woman - 601 01:04:59,280 --> 01:05:04,308 - should not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace. 602 01:05:04,520 --> 01:05:10,390 - What's up? From out of town? - Don't hit on the bridesmaid. 603 01:05:10,600 --> 01:05:16,118 - It's your wedding. - Wait till after the ceremony. 604 01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:22,593 Do you promise to love Emily for as long as you both shall live? 605 01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:26,918 My dad already paid the caterer. 606 01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:33,719 Do you promise to love Steven for as long as you both shall live? 607 01:05:33,920 --> 01:05:37,310 - Steven, repeat after me. - After me. 608 01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:48,519 - With this ring, I thee wed. - With this ring, I thee wed. 609 01:05:51,320 --> 01:05:53,993 Now, Emily. 610 01:05:55,480 --> 01:05:57,948 With this ring... 611 01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:09,517 Doug! 612 01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:16,195 - What the hell's he doing here? - Make him stop. 613 01:06:16,400 --> 01:06:19,517 Turn that music off! 614 01:06:19,720 --> 01:06:24,589 You know what I paid for this wedding? 615 01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:29,749 Don't do that with your head. That's so dumb! 616 01:06:29,960 --> 01:06:33,509 - Mr. Butabi, I can't... - Keep going. You want to get paid? 617 01:06:33,720 --> 01:06:40,671 - You're out of my will! - I told you he was a jerk! 618 01:06:51,120 --> 01:06:55,398 Emily... Sorry. I'm not ready yet. 619 01:06:55,600 --> 01:07:00,355 - Steve, stop! - Nice poem, though. Sorry, Dad. 620 01:07:00,560 --> 01:07:06,396 Steve, come back here! Don't you leave me. I'm not kidding. 621 01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:12,197 Mr. Butabi, as an actor and observer of human nature, I can tell you - 622 01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:15,915 - that your son is not ready for this sort of commitment. 623 01:07:20,160 --> 01:07:23,232 - Hello. - Hey. 624 01:07:30,400 --> 01:07:33,631 - Go ahead, Father. - What are you doing? 625 01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:39,198 Emily, Steve's discipline is lacking as is his appreciation for you. 626 01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:45,669 Now, I can bench press 305 pound, and my body fat is less than 2%. 627 01:07:48,720 --> 01:07:53,316 I am a professional trainer. I also hope to market my own protein bar. 628 01:07:53,520 --> 01:07:57,229 Plus, I've always loved you. 629 01:08:00,520 --> 01:08:04,354 Okay. But we should look into infomercials. 630 01:08:04,560 --> 01:08:09,759 - This is a completely new fee. Cool? - Yeah. 631 01:08:12,080 --> 01:08:16,676 Okay. Dearly beloved, we're gathered here again today... 632 01:08:18,960 --> 01:08:23,590 Also, I took Craig clubbing. 633 01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:26,792 That was all right. 634 01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:30,879 Plus I rented a lot of videos. I didn't do much else. 635 01:08:35,520 --> 01:08:37,988 Look, Steve... 636 01:08:41,880 --> 01:08:47,079 I'm sorry. I said a lot of bad things before. 637 01:08:49,080 --> 01:08:54,552 I've been thinking... You're my brother. 638 01:08:54,760 --> 01:09:00,551 We're brothers, and when we're together... 639 01:09:02,200 --> 01:09:04,668 I just... 640 01:09:06,920 --> 01:09:09,753 You don't drag me down. 641 01:09:11,160 --> 01:09:15,073 I drag me down. 642 01:09:16,440 --> 01:09:19,159 And you... 643 01:09:20,040 --> 01:09:22,918 You complete me. 644 01:09:23,120 --> 01:09:26,908 - Shut up. - What? 645 01:09:27,120 --> 01:09:31,671 Just shut up. You had me at "hello". 646 01:09:45,600 --> 01:09:53,837 It seems to me, you're a bit harder on Doug than you are on Steve. 647 01:09:54,040 --> 01:09:59,068 It's true. It's just that Doug is so rebellious. I can't control him. 648 01:09:59,280 --> 01:10:01,919 But rebellious, scrappy, dreamer... 649 01:10:02,120 --> 01:10:06,272 What other young man does that remind you of? 650 01:10:07,480 --> 01:10:12,349 - Myself as a kid. - So who are you really fighting with? 651 01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:21,154 Mr. Grieco... You see right through me. 652 01:10:33,720 --> 01:10:37,076 I missed this car. I look good in it. 653 01:10:37,280 --> 01:10:39,874 And you look good also. 654 01:10:40,080 --> 01:10:44,756 Thanks. Glad you moved back into the room. 655 01:10:44,960 --> 01:10:49,033 Dad was cool about the wedding after his chat with Grieco. 656 01:10:49,240 --> 01:10:53,518 And it really improved your relationship with him. 657 01:10:57,280 --> 01:11:00,875 - Is that an outside nightclub? - That's your idea. 658 01:11:01,080 --> 01:11:03,833 Pull over. Let's check it out. 659 01:11:12,520 --> 01:11:16,877 - We only let people in on the list. - We're on the list. 660 01:11:17,080 --> 01:11:23,553 - Steve and Doug Butabi. - Step right in. 661 01:11:23,760 --> 01:11:29,437 - Go right in. - I guess we should go in then. 662 01:11:31,560 --> 01:11:35,951 - We're gonna go in. - We're going in. 663 01:11:37,720 --> 01:11:42,271 I can't believe we got in. Sure it wasn't a mistake? 664 01:11:42,480 --> 01:11:45,677 - It's weird to be in here. - But they stole your idea. 665 01:11:52,720 --> 01:11:57,510 Butabis? I've been looking all over for you. Come here! 666 01:11:57,720 --> 01:12:01,838 - Mr. Zadir! - How do you like our club? 667 01:12:02,040 --> 01:12:05,476 - Our club? - I cut you in. It was your idea. 668 01:12:05,680 --> 01:12:10,356 - Sweet ass sweet. - Running a club is hard work. 669 01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:13,438 - Don't worry about it. - We're workaholics. 670 01:12:13,640 --> 01:12:18,395 Dooey just called from Pismo Beach. He says he didn't grab your ass. 671 01:12:18,600 --> 01:12:20,716 What is he up to now? 672 01:12:20,920 --> 01:12:24,435 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God! 673 01:12:25,600 --> 01:12:28,558 - Let's do some business. - All right. 674 01:12:32,800 --> 01:12:36,998 - Put some cherries on that. - Nice call. 675 01:12:37,200 --> 01:12:42,672 - Mr. Butabi, can you approve this? - That looks fine and all that. 676 01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:45,997 - Hi, Mr. Barntabi. - It's Butabi, but that's okay. 677 01:12:46,200 --> 01:12:50,830 How's the hair? Successful-club-owner good? 678 01:12:51,040 --> 01:12:55,397 That voice sounds so familiar. 679 01:12:58,280 --> 01:13:02,159 - Are you...? - Doug? 680 01:13:02,360 --> 01:13:06,148 - Credit vixen? - My God, I can't believe this. 681 01:13:06,360 --> 01:13:10,239 You're even more beautiful than you sound. 682 01:13:10,440 --> 01:13:16,037 - You stopped calling. - Not because I didn't want to. 683 01:13:16,240 --> 01:13:19,630 Am I what you expected? 684 01:13:20,840 --> 01:13:24,150 I totally approve. 685 01:13:25,360 --> 01:13:29,717 - You're not here with anyone? - Just my friend. 686 01:13:31,720 --> 01:13:34,359 Hottie police officer? 687 01:13:34,560 --> 01:13:39,270 I was really looking forward to meeting you in court on June 6th. 688 01:13:39,480 --> 01:13:43,837 - So, do you guys wanna dance? - No. 689 01:13:45,520 --> 01:13:49,399 - Yes. - Yes. 690 01:13:49,600 --> 01:13:54,037 - Oh, I love this song. - I'm getting kind of sick of it. 691 01:14:36,520 --> 01:14:39,273 I broke the window again. 692 01:18:23,600 --> 01:18:27,957 English subtitles: Kirstine C. 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