0 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:15,500 greetings from roNy 300MBUNiTED 1 00:00:52,810 --> 00:00:54,930 This is the Earth at a time... 2 00:00:55,060 --> 00:00:59,890 when the dinosaurs roamed a lush and fertile planet. 3 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:10,730 A piece of rock just six miles wide... 4 00:01:10,870 --> 00:01:12,740 changed all that. 5 00:01:20,630 --> 00:01:24,500 It hit with the force of 10,000 nuclear weapons. 6 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:32,100 A trillion tons of dirt and rock hurtled into the atmosphere, 7 00:01:32,230 --> 00:01:35,100 creating a suffocating blanket of dust... 8 00:01:35,190 --> 00:01:37,680 the sun was powerless to penetrate... 9 00:01:37,810 --> 00:01:40,190 for a thousand years. 10 00:01:48,330 --> 00:01:50,230 It happened before. 11 00:01:51,490 --> 00:01:53,780 It will happen again. 12 00:01:55,210 --> 00:01:57,610 It's just a question of when. 13 00:02:18,690 --> 00:02:20,600 Houston, affirmative. 14 00:02:21,980 --> 00:02:23,860 Now try again. 15 00:02:27,530 --> 00:02:30,020 Almost got it. 16 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:36,030 - Dennis, I'm almost there. - Houston, Pete's lookin' real strong. 17 00:02:36,170 --> 00:02:39,450 Okay, Pete, we got that coupling on the board here now. 18 00:02:39,540 --> 00:02:42,880 We'll give you the go-ahead from down here when it's in alignment. 19 00:02:43,010 --> 00:02:45,840 Sounds good. Give me ten seconds. 20 00:02:48,090 --> 00:02:50,500 His heart rate's racing. Hey, Pete. 21 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:52,550 - It's Truman. - Hey. 22 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:55,050 - How you doing up there, hoss? - Pretty good. 23 00:02:55,180 --> 00:02:58,190 Listen, Pete, we got an eye on your meds here. I'll give you a buffalo nickel... 24 00:02:58,270 --> 00:02:59,900 if you'll calm down just a little bit. 25 00:03:00,020 --> 00:03:02,860 - Can you do that for me? - Whatever you say. 26 00:03:02,940 --> 00:03:06,390 Okay, now, we got plenty of time, buddy, so don't you worry. 27 00:03:10,070 --> 00:03:12,200 Looking good here. 28 00:03:12,330 --> 00:03:14,030 He'll be all right. 29 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:16,530 - Go ahead, Atlantis. - Roger that, Houston. 30 00:03:16,660 --> 00:03:19,040 Suggest we start reeling Pete in. 31 00:03:29,010 --> 00:03:31,630 What the hell is that? 32 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:33,040 My Lord. 33 00:03:37,940 --> 00:03:39,890 We're down! 34 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:45,100 Houston! 35 00:03:47,570 --> 00:03:50,060 We've lost all contact. 36 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:54,830 Stewart, play that tape back! 37 00:03:58,040 --> 00:04:00,790 Houston! 38 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:05,460 Multiple bogies! Multiple bogies! 39 00:04:05,590 --> 00:04:08,420 Sector five, niner. I have three. Now five. 40 00:04:08,550 --> 00:04:10,670 - Unidentified tracks. - My screen's full. 41 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:12,590 Multiple tracks headed toward the Atlantic seaboard! 42 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:14,340 This could be a surprise missile attack. 43 00:04:20,150 --> 00:04:23,310 Mr. President, the shuttle Atlantis just exploded in space. 44 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:27,770 Okay, I want three groups! - internal malfunction. 45 00:04:27,860 --> 00:04:30,440 Get the log tape. Start working back. Maybe it's a glitch. 46 00:04:30,530 --> 00:04:33,820 I want NORAD, Space Command and the 50th tactical, 47 00:04:33,950 --> 00:04:36,110 comparing all the space junk you tracked in every orbit. 48 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:38,160 I want you to check, recheck and then do it all over again. 49 00:04:38,290 --> 00:04:41,290 wild cards. Anything and everything. 50 00:04:41,420 --> 00:04:44,620 All right? Now, Big Ross, get on the telephone. Wake up 11,000 people. 51 00:04:44,710 --> 00:04:46,620 - Walt, get 'em going. - Let's go! 52 00:04:46,710 --> 00:04:51,540 Karl. Karl! Karl. 53 00:04:53,390 --> 00:04:56,470 Karl! Your Stouffer's pot pie's... 54 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:58,840 been on the table almost ten hours. 55 00:04:58,980 --> 00:05:01,510 - I want a divorce. - Dottie, I'm on to something big here. 56 00:05:01,650 --> 00:05:04,810 I-I don't know what this is, but it looks like something's burnin' up there. 57 00:05:04,940 --> 00:05:07,186 Go get my phone book, will you? Get my phone book. 58 00:05:07,187 --> 00:05:08,860 Get those names of those guys from NASA. 59 00:05:08,990 --> 00:05:13,730 Excuse me! Am I wearing a sign that says, "Karl's Slave"? 60 00:05:13,870 --> 00:05:16,870 Go get my goddamn phone book! 61 00:05:16,990 --> 00:05:20,490 Get the book! Get the book! Get the book! 62 00:05:25,090 --> 00:05:28,920 Space Command is reporting negative. That is zero global launches. 63 00:05:29,050 --> 00:05:31,210 It might just be a piece of the shuttle breaking up as it comes in. 64 00:05:31,340 --> 00:05:32,504 It might be Santa Claus. 65 00:05:32,505 --> 00:05:35,170 Until we get definitive, reliable confirmation, General, 66 00:05:35,300 --> 00:05:37,840 we go to DEFCON Three. 67 00:05:51,110 --> 00:05:53,020 Hey, little man! Little Richard! 68 00:05:53,110 --> 00:05:55,870 Me and you, man! We're going to the top, baby! 69 00:05:55,950 --> 00:06:00,160 Big time! I ain't gonna be ridin' this bike for the rest of my life. 70 00:06:00,250 --> 00:06:02,450 You know what I'm sayin'? I'm gettin' a motorcycle, baby. 71 00:06:02,580 --> 00:06:05,790 We're gonna travel in style. 72 00:06:12,590 --> 00:06:16,290 Watch where you're goin'. I bet you, none of you all stop for brothers. 73 00:06:16,430 --> 00:06:17,842 Slow down, Little Richard. 74 00:06:17,843 --> 00:06:20,720 You've been ridin' all morning. You gotta take a dump? 75 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:24,336 We interrupt our regularly scheduled programme... 76 00:06:24,337 --> 00:06:25,600 What happened? 77 00:06:25,730 --> 00:06:27,360 - to bring you this special report. - Shh, shh, shh. 78 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:32,730 The shuttle Atlantis exploded in space at 3:47 a.m., Eastern Standard Time. 79 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:37,910 Hey! Get, get. 80 00:06:40,950 --> 00:06:43,830 - That's my Godzilla. Come on, now. - Yo, fool! 81 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:46,080 Don't be kickin' Little Richard. What the hell your problem? 82 00:06:46,210 --> 00:06:49,080 That dog's eatin' my Godzilla. What's a little runt like you gonna do about it? 83 00:06:49,210 --> 00:06:51,590 Get him, Richard. Sic him. If I wasn't no Christian, 84 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:55,580 I'd be throwin' your fat pineapple-eatin' ass through the window. 85 00:07:08,230 --> 00:07:11,100 - Why we not going? - You know why? 'Cause this is New York City. 86 00:07:11,190 --> 00:07:14,480 Anything could happen. Let's see. Could've been a terrorist bomb. 87 00:07:14,610 --> 00:07:17,450 Could've been a dead body. Somebody shot, stabbed, and it's Friday, payday. 88 00:07:17,530 --> 00:07:19,930 - Dude, somebody probably didn't get their paycheck. Yes? 89 00:07:19,931 --> 00:07:21,530 - I want to go shopping. 90 00:07:21,660 --> 00:07:26,120 Me, too, but we ain't goin' nowhere 'cause this is a traffic jam. 91 00:07:26,250 --> 00:07:28,330 - Little Richard! - Right over there! 92 00:07:28,460 --> 00:07:31,460 Little Richard! 93 00:07:31,550 --> 00:07:33,460 Hang on, Little Richard. I'm comin'! 94 00:07:33,590 --> 00:07:36,043 Don't you worry about it. 95 00:07:36,044 --> 00:07:37,640 I'm gonna get you outta there! 96 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:41,050 You okay, buddy? Don't worry about it. Hang in there. 97 00:07:41,180 --> 00:07:44,140 Somebody dial 911! 98 00:07:44,270 --> 00:07:46,180 My screen's full. They're all over the place. 99 00:07:46,310 --> 00:07:49,810 Bogies are breachin' the atmosphere from Finland down the North American seaboard. 100 00:08:00,290 --> 00:08:02,360 Whoa! 101 00:08:05,540 --> 00:08:08,000 Look at that! 102 00:08:13,550 --> 00:08:17,170 Oh, we at war! 103 00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:19,210 Saddam Hussein is bombing us! 104 00:09:14,530 --> 00:09:16,689 - Let's stay focused. We need to map the trajectory now. 105 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:17,560 - That could take a week. 106 00:09:17,660 --> 00:09:20,150 Just find it, okay? I wanna know if the worst is over or if it's on its way. 107 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:21,940 We've got General Kimsey on the line. 108 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:24,650 We've got hits from Finland to South Carolina. 109 00:09:24,790 --> 00:09:26,660 We know they're not missiles. Now what the hell is it? 110 00:09:26,790 --> 00:09:30,160 It's a meteor shower. That's what took out the shuttle. 111 00:09:33,090 --> 00:09:35,580 I've got the president on Air Force One demanding answers. 112 00:09:35,710 --> 00:09:38,090 Is it over? 113 00:09:38,220 --> 00:09:41,300 General, we've got 11,000 people at NASA trying to figure that out right now. 114 00:09:41,430 --> 00:09:42,800 When we know, you'll know. 115 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:50,776 Okay, Karl, listen. I want you to take your time. Yes, sir. 116 00:09:50,777 --> 00:09:51,970 You're definitely the first. 117 00:09:52,110 --> 00:09:57,180 Okay, first coordinate. One-two-three-nine. 1239, right? 118 00:09:57,320 --> 00:10:00,860 - F.B.I. locked his location. - Saw an explosion in space. 119 00:10:00,990 --> 00:10:04,160 Okay. 120 00:10:04,290 --> 00:10:06,780 - Listen, Karl, this is top secret. - Sir, I'm retired Navy. 121 00:10:06,870 --> 00:10:09,360 I know all about classified. But one more thing. 122 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:11,820 The person that finds her gets to name her, right? 123 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:13,363 - Yes, that's right. 124 00:10:13,364 --> 00:10:16,170 - I wanna name her Dottie, after my wife. 125 00:10:16,300 --> 00:10:20,300 She's a vicious life-suckin' bitch from which there's no escape. 126 00:10:20,390 --> 00:10:23,010 - That's sweet, Karl. - S.D.I., this is flight director! 127 00:10:23,140 --> 00:10:25,165 - I wanna get that Hubble movin', and I want it now. 128 00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:25,840 - Roger that. 129 00:10:25,970 --> 00:10:27,800 We're movin' the Hubble! 130 00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:35,690 It's enormous. 131 00:10:35,820 --> 00:10:39,820 This is the anomaly at 1643. 132 00:10:41,110 --> 00:10:45,330 Here is the anomaly at 1658, 133 00:10:45,410 --> 00:10:48,860 and here is the anomaly at 1700. 134 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,490 Enough with this anomaly horseshit! 135 00:10:51,580 --> 00:10:55,000 - What is this thing? - It's an asteroid, sir. 136 00:10:55,090 --> 00:10:57,920 How big are we talking? 137 00:10:58,050 --> 00:11:00,500 Sir, our best estimate is 97.6 billion-- 138 00:11:00,590 --> 00:11:03,510 - It's the size of Texas, Mr. President. - Y-Yes, sir. 139 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,340 Dan, we didn't see this thing coming? 140 00:11:05,470 --> 00:11:07,680 Well, our object collision budget's a million dollars. 141 00:11:07,810 --> 00:11:10,010 That allows us to track about three percent of the sky. 142 00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:12,390 And begging your pardon, sir, it's a big-ass sky. 143 00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:13,715 - And the ones this morning? 144 00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:16,020 - Those are nothing. They're the size of basketballs... 145 00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:18,020 and Volkswagens, things like that. 146 00:11:18,150 --> 00:11:22,700 - Is this going to hit us? - We're efforting that as we speak, sir. 147 00:11:22,820 --> 00:11:25,400 - What kind of damage are we-- - Damage? 148 00:11:26,740 --> 00:11:28,740 Total, sir. 149 00:11:28,870 --> 00:11:31,280 It's what we call a global killer. 150 00:11:31,420 --> 00:11:33,540 The end of mankind. 151 00:11:33,630 --> 00:11:35,780 Doesn't matter where it hits. 152 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:38,080 Nothing would survive. Not even bacteria. 153 00:11:38,210 --> 00:11:42,290 My God. What do we do? 154 00:11:51,270 --> 00:11:54,470 We have 18 days before it hits Earth. 155 00:12:03,950 --> 00:12:07,730 - Have mercy. - Rise and shine! 156 00:12:09,870 --> 00:12:12,910 Stop the drilling! Stop the drilling! Stop the drilling! 157 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,570 Fore! 158 00:12:15,710 --> 00:12:17,580 Stop the drilling! Stop the drilling! 159 00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:20,590 - Hey! - Hey, that was close! 160 00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:27,340 I give you 50,000 a year in donations. 161 00:12:27,470 --> 00:12:29,018 - What do you think they're so mad about, Chick? 162 00:12:29,019 --> 00:12:29,840 - Well, I think they feel... 163 00:12:29,970 --> 00:12:32,180 that drilling for oil is an evil thing. 164 00:12:32,310 --> 00:12:34,930 You know how much diesel that clunker boat pumps out an hour? 165 00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:40,260 I just found out something interesting. Number two chewed 180 feet last night. 166 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,820 - Who do we have to thank for this? - I'll give you two guesses. 167 00:12:42,950 --> 00:12:45,350 But you're only gonna need one. 168 00:12:45,490 --> 00:12:46,820 Goddamn it, A.J.! 169 00:12:46,950 --> 00:12:48,990 A.J.! 170 00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:54,490 A.J.! A.J., you in here? 171 00:12:54,620 --> 00:12:57,120 Oh, that's just perfect. In bed. Get up! 172 00:12:57,250 --> 00:13:01,300 - Uh, hey, you wanted to see me? - Yeah, I was lookin' for ya. 173 00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:03,290 You're pissed. Okay, I can see that. 174 00:13:03,380 --> 00:13:06,300 No. You know what, A.J.? I'm not pissed. You've seen me pissed. 175 00:13:06,430 --> 00:13:08,168 This is way, way beyond pissed, though. 176 00:13:08,169 --> 00:13:10,210 You know I shut down number two last night, right? 177 00:13:10,350 --> 00:13:12,670 - Yeah, man, I had a hunch on that. - Let me tell you something. 178 00:13:12,810 --> 00:13:15,680 Someday, many years from now, when you're all growed up, 179 00:13:15,810 --> 00:13:17,562 and you got your own oil company 180 00:13:17,563 --> 00:13:20,190 and $8 million of your own money on the contract, 181 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:23,850 you can do whatever comes into that little A.J.-idiotin' mind of yours you want. 182 00:13:23,990 --> 00:13:27,320 But as long as it says "Harry Stamper Oil" on the rig, you will not disobey my rules. 183 00:13:27,450 --> 00:13:29,320 - You got that? - Yeah, I do got it. 184 00:13:29,450 --> 00:13:31,910 All right, now I need to hear five words from you. 185 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:34,160 - Uh-- - I'll-- 186 00:13:34,250 --> 00:13:36,320 Never do that again. 187 00:13:36,420 --> 00:13:38,820 I'm a fool. That was idiotic. I-I mean, that was stupid. 188 00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:40,590 I'm an idiot. I know what name's on the sign. I'm not-- 189 00:13:40,710 --> 00:13:42,500 - What's goin' on here? - What's goin' on? 190 00:13:42,590 --> 00:13:44,420 Well, l-l mean, you know, I screwed up. I'm a little edgy. 191 00:13:44,550 --> 00:13:47,670 - How long you work for me? - Five wonderful years. 192 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:51,340 In five years, you have never apologized to me this quickly. 193 00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:53,390 Something's going on here. I'm gonna find out what it is. 194 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:57,020 Well, I'm turning over a new leaf. I'm trying to learn from the man. 195 00:13:57,100 --> 00:13:59,180 What would Harry do? 196 00:14:04,530 --> 00:14:07,780 I'm at a loss for words. 197 00:14:07,910 --> 00:14:09,370 Okay, I can explain this. 198 00:14:09,490 --> 00:14:11,070 - You can explain that? - I can. 199 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:14,740 I would really like an explanation. You just stay right here. 200 00:14:20,210 --> 00:14:22,370 Grace? 201 00:14:22,460 --> 00:14:26,790 - Hi, Harry. - I have asked you repeatedly to call me Dad. 202 00:14:26,930 --> 00:14:28,880 Sorry, Harry. 203 00:14:29,010 --> 00:14:31,550 Get up and get your clothes on. 204 00:14:33,350 --> 00:14:36,880 You just stay right there. I'll be right back. 205 00:14:44,030 --> 00:14:45,201 Here's what we're gonna do. 206 00:14:45,202 --> 00:14:47,890 I want every strategy we've got on near-Earth object collision. 207 00:14:48,030 --> 00:14:50,057 Okay? Any ideas, any programmes, 208 00:14:50,058 --> 00:14:53,540 anything you sketched on a pizza box or cocktail napkin. 209 00:14:53,620 --> 00:14:57,539 For 30 years, they questioned the need for NASA. 210 00:14:57,540 --> 00:15:00,419 Today, we're gonna give 'em the answer. 211 00:15:00,420 --> 00:15:02,630 You know about this, Rockhound? 212 00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:05,590 - You knew? - No, I had no idea. 213 00:15:07,130 --> 00:15:09,760 Where's Harry? 214 00:15:09,890 --> 00:15:12,590 Harry, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I understand, okay? 215 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:15,180 You're mad. Who-Who wouldn't be mad? 216 00:15:15,310 --> 00:15:17,270 - He's gonna shoot you. - Nah, no, he's not. 217 00:15:17,390 --> 00:15:21,470 Oh, shit. 218 00:15:21,610 --> 00:15:24,520 - Harry! - What's wrong with you? 219 00:15:24,650 --> 00:15:26,770 Make your peace with God, A.J.! 220 00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:28,940 This guy's got a gun, man. He's shooting at me. 221 00:15:29,030 --> 00:15:33,160 - Harry, this is not funny! - Harry, listen to me! We can talk this over! 222 00:15:33,290 --> 00:15:36,290 - Oh, is this a serious thing? - Yeah, pretty serious. 223 00:15:36,410 --> 00:15:37,910 - Bear! - What's up? 224 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,370 He's shootin' at me. You see Harry comin', crack him with that wrench. 225 00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:43,670 You told A.J.'s dad just before he died that you would take care of the boy. 226 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:45,840 Now I'm not sure that shootin' him is takin' care of him. 227 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:47,268 - Why don't you put the gun down? 228 00:15:47,269 --> 00:15:49,170 - You don't want none of this. Get out of my way. 229 00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:51,460 Just tryin' to give my man a head start, that's all. 230 00:15:51,550 --> 00:15:54,470 Not to mention the fact that I don't think you wanna kill the best man on your crew... 231 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:56,630 - before we strike oil. - Aw, Chick, I ain't gonna kill him. 232 00:15:56,730 --> 00:15:59,810 Just gonna take a foot off. A man can work with one foot. 233 00:15:59,900 --> 00:16:02,570 You remember old Frank Marx who worked with one hand all them years? 234 00:16:02,690 --> 00:16:04,070 Yeah, but he wasn't very good. 235 00:16:04,190 --> 00:16:07,030 Harry, put the gun down! You're acting insane! 236 00:16:07,150 --> 00:16:09,530 Now, honey, go get some clothes on and get out of the way. 237 00:16:09,660 --> 00:16:14,150 - You can't control my life! - Fine. Clothes. Now! 238 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,264 All right, stop! All right! 239 00:16:15,265 --> 00:16:17,160 It was funny for a minute. It's not funny any more. 240 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:22,000 - Fuck! - Harry, this is illegal, man. 241 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:24,330 I'm temporarily insane, Rock. It's all right. 242 00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:31,090 - Do I look like I'm crazy to you? - Well-- 243 00:16:31,220 --> 00:16:33,340 Harry! Hey, just cool down. 244 00:16:33,430 --> 00:16:35,692 What are you doing? Harry, stop! Cut it out. 245 00:16:35,693 --> 00:16:36,510 - All right, Harry. 246 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:41,770 All right, now, listen. Man to man. I'm serious. I love her. 247 00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:43,720 Way wrong answer! 248 00:16:46,610 --> 00:16:49,360 - Whoa, whoa, Harry. It's gettin' real. - Harry! Come on, Harry! 249 00:16:49,490 --> 00:16:52,190 - You shot me! - You shot him. 250 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:54,190 That bullet never got close. Just a ricochet. 251 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,610 You know, it's all funny till somebody gets shot in the leg! 252 00:16:56,740 --> 00:17:00,610 Hey, pucker up. We got clients incoming. 253 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,040 Uh, b-back in-in-- in 1974, 254 00:17:05,170 --> 00:17:06,334 we-we first got the idea-- 255 00:17:06,335 --> 00:17:08,620 the-the possibility that-that a meteor or an asteroid-- 256 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:11,250 I need somebody who's had a little less caffeine this morning. Doc, translate. 257 00:17:11,380 --> 00:17:16,380 Yes, sir. Our first feasibility plan was to use a spread-focus laser generator... 258 00:17:16,510 --> 00:17:18,420 to heat the object to the point of fracture. 259 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:20,800 That's like shooting a B.B. gun at a freight train, Doc. 260 00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:22,810 Uh, some of us have got this idea. 261 00:17:22,940 --> 00:17:26,440 We wanna land a craft, deploy solar sails. 262 00:17:26,570 --> 00:17:32,110 You'll have a big canopy. Solar winds will be caught by these Mylar sails. 263 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:34,990 - Okay-- - Come on, guys! 264 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:38,820 We gotta come up with something realistic here. We got 18 days. 265 00:17:38,950 --> 00:17:42,620 That's 431 hours, 15 minutes and 18 seconds. 266 00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:46,410 Time's a luxury we don't have. What? 267 00:17:48,010 --> 00:17:50,330 Listen, Harry, A.J. is my choice. 268 00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:51,716 - My choice and not yours. 269 00:17:51,717 --> 00:17:53,920 - He's the only one in your age bracket, Grace. 270 00:17:54,010 --> 00:17:55,920 It's not a choice. It's a lack of options. 271 00:17:56,010 --> 00:17:58,390 I don't know what in the world makes you think... 272 00:17:58,470 --> 00:18:01,180 that you have the right to tell me what to do any more, Harry. 273 00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:03,180 I suppose being your father doesn't count, huh? 274 00:18:03,310 --> 00:18:04,850 - Not really. - Since when? 275 00:18:04,980 --> 00:18:08,430 Since I reached the age of ten and became older than you, Harry. 276 00:18:08,570 --> 00:18:10,440 Since Mom split. Why don't you take your pick? 277 00:18:10,570 --> 00:18:15,023 Look, I understand that you are handicapped by natural immaturity, 278 00:18:15,024 --> 00:18:15,940 and I forgive you. 279 00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:19,240 I may be an immature father, but I'm still your employer. 280 00:18:19,330 --> 00:18:21,381 And as your boss, I want you on that crew boat tonight 281 00:18:21,382 --> 00:18:22,500 and back in the office by Monday. 282 00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:25,710 - You got that? - Okay. I quit. 283 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:28,620 Grace, you can't quit now! 284 00:18:28,710 --> 00:18:31,000 I need you to keep on working. 285 00:18:32,260 --> 00:18:34,880 Hi, Harry! 286 00:18:35,010 --> 00:18:37,170 What are you smilin' about? 287 00:18:37,310 --> 00:18:41,800 I've been seein' A.J. for more than five months, Harry. 288 00:18:43,900 --> 00:18:46,390 You little hypocrite. I ever held you back once from doing anything? 289 00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:48,400 What about having a life, Harry? 290 00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:50,008 The first time I got my period, 291 00:18:50,009 --> 00:18:52,360 Rockhound had to take me into Taipei for Tampax... 292 00:18:52,490 --> 00:18:54,530 and then he had to show me how to use 'em, Harry. 293 00:18:54,660 --> 00:18:56,530 Ho-ho. 294 00:18:56,660 --> 00:19:00,870 I ju-- No, l-l told her how to use it. I didn't show her, Harry. 295 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:05,870 I was playing with titanium depth gauges when I should've been playing with dolls. 296 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:10,210 I mean, I learned about the birds and the bees from Freddie Noonan's tattoos. 297 00:19:10,340 --> 00:19:13,010 Look, I was raised on roughnecks by you. 298 00:19:13,130 --> 00:19:15,670 And now you get all shocked and shaken when I fall in love with one. 299 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,722 - So who's the hypocrite here, Harry, huh? 300 00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:18,840 - Look at those nice pipes. 301 00:19:18,970 --> 00:19:22,720 - Listen to me, Grace. - No, you listen to me, Harry. I grew up. 302 00:19:22,850 --> 00:19:27,010 With the proximity of the asteroid and no prep time, 303 00:19:27,110 --> 00:19:29,350 none of our primary plans can work. 304 00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:32,890 Why don't we just send up 150 nuclear warheads and blast that rock apart? 305 00:19:33,030 --> 00:19:34,770 Terrible idea. 306 00:19:34,910 --> 00:19:37,110 Was I talkin' to you? 307 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:39,030 This is Dr. Ronald Quincy from Research. 308 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:41,900 Pretty much the smartest man on the planet. You might wanna listen to him. 309 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:44,580 General, if you consider your target, 310 00:19:44,710 --> 00:19:47,080 her composition, her dimensions, 311 00:19:47,210 --> 00:19:49,080 her sheer velocity, 312 00:19:49,210 --> 00:19:51,805 you could fire every nuke you've got on her, 313 00:19:51,806 --> 00:19:54,170 she'll just smile at you and keep on coming. 314 00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:56,220 You should know that the president's scientific advisors... 315 00:19:56,340 --> 00:20:00,130 are suggesting that a nuclear blast could change this asteroid's trajectory. 316 00:20:00,260 --> 00:20:04,890 I know the president's chief scientific advisor. We were at M.I.T. together. 317 00:20:05,020 --> 00:20:07,260 And, in a situation like this, 318 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:11,560 you really don't wanna take the advice from a man who got a C-minus in astrophysics. 319 00:20:11,690 --> 00:20:16,900 The president's advisors are wrong. I'm right. 320 00:20:16,990 --> 00:20:19,660 Hitting the rock from the outside won't do the job. 321 00:20:19,780 --> 00:20:22,990 Imagine a firecracker in the palm of your hand. 322 00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:26,570 You set it off. What happens? Burn your hand, right? 323 00:20:26,670 --> 00:20:30,880 You close your fist around the same firecracker and set it off-- 324 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:35,170 poof-- your wife's gonna be opening your ketchup bottles the rest of your life. 325 00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:37,760 Are you suggesting that we blow this thing up from the inside? 326 00:20:37,890 --> 00:20:39,790 - That's exactly what I'm saying. - How? 327 00:20:39,930 --> 00:20:42,380 We drill. 328 00:20:42,470 --> 00:20:44,600 We bring in the world's best deep-core driller. 329 00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:46,590 Harry, get up here. We're takin' a hit. 330 00:20:46,730 --> 00:20:49,300 - Get A.J. up here! - Come on! 331 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:51,270 Oh, shit! 332 00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:53,600 Send another pipe down! Right now! 333 00:20:53,690 --> 00:20:56,650 It's a gas pocket! 334 00:20:56,780 --> 00:20:59,020 I told you! Am I lucky, or am I just a genius? 335 00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:02,160 I shut it down for a reason, you jackass! The relief valve's-- 336 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:09,490 Shut off the number two valve! Grace, get the clients out of here now! 337 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:15,160 No, Daddy! 338 00:21:15,300 --> 00:21:18,470 Chick, get 'em outta here! Get 'em off the rig now! 339 00:21:24,060 --> 00:21:26,550 - Get the hell down! - This thing is gonna blow. 340 00:21:33,020 --> 00:21:37,020 Chick, get down now! 341 00:21:37,150 --> 00:21:41,320 Get down! 342 00:21:41,410 --> 00:21:44,410 Three dozen research calls, and every time, the same man is recommended. 343 00:21:44,540 --> 00:21:46,830 He's worked on every terrain this planet can offer. 344 00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:49,740 Whenever they said it couldn't be drilled, this guy drilled it. 345 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:52,910 - Everybody all right? - We struck oil, baby! 346 00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:56,500 Somebody could've got killed out here today. You want that on your conscience? 347 00:21:59,180 --> 00:22:01,090 High thumb. You are man, Harry. 348 00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:03,920 Thumbs high. 349 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:07,560 You're fired. 350 00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:15,010 Who's Harry Stamper? 351 00:22:15,150 --> 00:22:18,350 Hey, I'm Harry Stamper. What's all this about? 352 00:22:18,450 --> 00:22:21,570 Mr. Stamper, I'm General Montgomery, commander of the Pacific air forces. 353 00:22:21,700 --> 00:22:24,400 I've been sent here by the secretary of defense... 354 00:22:24,540 --> 00:22:27,110 on direct orders from the president of the United States. 355 00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:30,370 It's a matter of urgent national security. 356 00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:33,620 I need you to get on that chopper right now, no questions asked. 357 00:22:33,750 --> 00:22:35,750 Crazy Willie put you up to this? 358 00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:40,260 I'm afraid I don't know Crazy Willie, sir. I'm dead serious about this. 359 00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:44,040 - Harry. - What? 360 00:22:44,180 --> 00:22:46,090 I swear to God, she never told me her age. 361 00:22:46,220 --> 00:22:49,560 It's all right. Relax. It's about me. 362 00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:52,050 Oh. Forget it! 363 00:22:56,070 --> 00:23:00,310 All right, General, I'll go with you on one condition. 364 00:23:00,450 --> 00:23:02,320 We're gonna have to take my daughter along. 365 00:23:04,830 --> 00:23:05,460 - What did I do? 366 00:23:05,461 --> 00:23:07,230 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where you guys takin' her? 367 00:23:07,330 --> 00:23:09,570 - Sir, stay right here. - Wh-- 368 00:23:09,660 --> 00:23:12,620 Chick, get him paid, get him off the rig! 369 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:26,000 - Mr. Stamper? - Yeah, I'm Harry Stamper. 370 00:23:26,140 --> 00:23:28,430 How you doin'? Miss Stamper. 371 00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:30,430 I'm Dan Truman, Executive Director here. 372 00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:32,217 - Listen, on behalf of all of us, I'd really like to apologize-- 373 00:23:32,218 --> 00:23:32,770 - Apologize. 374 00:23:32,900 --> 00:23:35,220 I don't know if we can take any more apologies, Mr. Truman. 375 00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:37,810 We've been apologized to for the last 18-and-a-half hours. 376 00:23:37,940 --> 00:23:40,940 So if you don't mind, how about if we just get on with it? 377 00:23:41,070 --> 00:23:42,940 You tell us why we're here at the NASA Space Center. 378 00:23:43,030 --> 00:23:45,150 We should probably talk alone. 379 00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:47,820 Mr. Truman, I don't keep any secrets from my daughter, Grace. 380 00:23:47,950 --> 00:23:49,826 So whether you tell her now or I tell her later, 381 00:23:49,827 --> 00:23:51,320 she's gonna find out one way or the other. 382 00:23:51,460 --> 00:23:53,330 So why don't we just get on with it? 383 00:23:53,460 --> 00:23:57,330 So when the Rogue comet hit the asteroid belt, it sent shrapnel right for us. 384 00:23:57,460 --> 00:24:00,670 For the next 15 days, the Earth's in a shooting gallery. 385 00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:04,630 Even if the asteroid itself hits the water, it's still hitting land. 386 00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:09,510 It'll flash boil millions of gallons of seawater and slam into the ocean bedrock. 387 00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:12,980 Now, if it's a Pacific Ocean impact-- which we think it will be-- 388 00:24:13,060 --> 00:24:15,850 it'll create a tidal wave three miles high, 389 00:24:15,980 --> 00:24:20,560 travelling at 1,000 miles an hour covering California and washing up in Denver. 390 00:24:20,690 --> 00:24:24,230 Japan's gone. Australia's wiped out. 391 00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:27,950 Half the world's population will be incinerated by the heat blast. 392 00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:30,160 The rest'll freeze to death from nuclear winter. 393 00:24:30,290 --> 00:24:32,990 That's unbelievable. 394 00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:37,070 Well, actually, this is as real as it gets. 395 00:24:39,550 --> 00:24:42,000 Well, it's coming right now. 396 00:24:42,090 --> 00:24:45,260 Right for us at 22,000 miles an hour. 397 00:24:45,390 --> 00:24:48,590 Not a soul on Earth can hide from it. 398 00:25:03,860 --> 00:25:06,530 I take it you're not alerting everyone like this. 399 00:25:06,660 --> 00:25:09,410 Nobody knows. That's the way it stays. 400 00:25:09,540 --> 00:25:12,870 For the next ten days, there are only nine telescopes in the world... 401 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,200 that can spot the asteroid, and we control eight of 'em. 402 00:25:15,330 --> 00:25:18,290 The president's classified this information top secret. 403 00:25:18,420 --> 00:25:20,250 If news like this got out, 404 00:25:20,380 --> 00:25:23,710 there'd be an overnight breakdown of basic social services worldwide. 405 00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:29,090 Rioting, mass religious hysteria, total chaos, you can imagine. 406 00:25:29,220 --> 00:25:32,310 Basically the worst parts of the Bible. 407 00:25:34,770 --> 00:25:38,060 Six billion people on the planet. 408 00:25:38,190 --> 00:25:40,430 Why'd you guys call me? 409 00:25:40,570 --> 00:25:42,816 - We need you to prep the team we're sending up. 410 00:25:42,817 --> 00:25:43,940 - Up? 411 00:25:44,070 --> 00:25:47,570 We'll send them to the asteroid, they'll land, drill a hole, they'll drop some nukes, 412 00:25:47,660 --> 00:25:50,610 take off and detonate, if we can fix this equipment problem. 413 00:25:50,740 --> 00:25:55,570 The drilling unit's a prototype we've been building for the Mars project. 414 00:25:55,710 --> 00:25:59,570 You, uh-- You might recognize the rig. 415 00:25:59,670 --> 00:26:03,920 Yeah, well, I guess I should recognize it. It's my design. 416 00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:09,327 - Did you steal a key to the Patent Office? 417 00:26:09,328 --> 00:26:10,290 - Yeah, basically. 418 00:26:10,430 --> 00:26:13,270 Let me get this straight. I got pulled off an oil rig, 419 00:26:13,350 --> 00:26:16,430 flown halfway around the world because you stole my drill design. 420 00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:20,470 Couldn't read the plans right and did a pisspoor job of putting it together. 421 00:26:20,610 --> 00:26:23,100 - Patents don't apply to outer space. - You shut up, Quincy. 422 00:26:23,190 --> 00:26:26,610 It's not going to Mars any more. It's gonna try to save this planet. 423 00:26:26,700 --> 00:26:28,940 And we need to know what's wrong with it pretty quick. 424 00:26:29,030 --> 00:26:31,110 - You said we did a bad job of putting it together? 425 00:26:31,111 --> 00:26:32,150 - No, I said... 426 00:26:32,290 --> 00:26:34,610 you did a pisspoor job of putting it together. 427 00:26:34,710 --> 00:26:37,990 First of all, you got the flow system all reversed. Let me guess. 428 00:26:38,130 --> 00:26:40,516 - You've been tearin' up rotors and you can't figure out why. 429 00:26:40,517 --> 00:26:41,710 - Yeah, that's right. 430 00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:44,380 Well, that's because your cams are all wrong, Mr. Wizard. 431 00:26:44,510 --> 00:26:47,710 Who's been operating this thing? 432 00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:50,130 - Right there. - We've actually-- 433 00:26:50,260 --> 00:26:52,620 - We've had them training for eight months solid now. 434 00:26:52,621 --> 00:26:53,800 - Eight whole months? 435 00:26:53,930 --> 00:26:56,390 - Well, pretty much, yeah. - Well, gee whiz. 436 00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:58,840 Well, this is the team that has to do the job up there. 437 00:26:58,980 --> 00:27:00,970 We need you to train them down here. 438 00:27:01,070 --> 00:27:02,810 Well, Mr. Stamper, what do you think? 439 00:27:02,900 --> 00:27:06,070 You know, drilling's a science. It's an art. 440 00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,320 I'm a third generation driller, doin' it all my life. 441 00:27:08,450 --> 00:27:10,650 I still haven't got it all figured out. 442 00:27:10,780 --> 00:27:14,030 I assume you sent for me because somebody told you I was the best. 443 00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:17,000 Well, I'm only the best because I work with the best. 444 00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:20,990 You don't trust the men you're working with, you're as good as dead. 445 00:27:21,130 --> 00:27:23,250 Now you wanna send these boys into space, fine. 446 00:27:23,380 --> 00:27:25,250 I'm sure they'll make good astronauts, 447 00:27:25,380 --> 00:27:28,050 but they don't know jack about drillin'. 448 00:27:28,180 --> 00:27:30,880 - What's your contingency plan? - Contingency plan? 449 00:27:31,010 --> 00:27:33,170 Your backup plan. You gotta have some kind of backup plan, right? 450 00:27:33,260 --> 00:27:35,170 No, we don't have a backup plan. 451 00:27:35,310 --> 00:27:37,180 - This is it. - This is the best that you could-- 452 00:27:37,310 --> 00:27:40,680 that the government-- the U.S. government can come up with. 453 00:27:40,770 --> 00:27:44,020 I mean, you're NASA for cryin' out loud. You put a man on the moon. 454 00:27:44,150 --> 00:27:47,400 You're geniuses. You're the guys that think this shit up. 455 00:27:47,530 --> 00:27:50,020 I'm sure you got a team of men sittin' around somewhere right now, 456 00:27:50,110 --> 00:27:52,490 just thinkin' shit up and somebody backin' them up. 457 00:27:52,580 --> 00:27:54,012 You tell me you don't have a backup plan, 458 00:27:54,013 --> 00:27:55,240 that these eight Boy Scouts right here, 459 00:27:55,370 --> 00:27:58,677 - that is the world's hope, that's what you're tellin' me? 460 00:27:58,678 --> 00:27:59,780 - Yeah. 461 00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:01,540 Oh, Jesus. Damn it. 462 00:28:01,670 --> 00:28:06,160 We're a little short on time here. Will you help us? 463 00:28:10,510 --> 00:28:13,590 - All they gotta do is drill? - That's it. 464 00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:15,946 - No spacewalkin', no crazy astronaut stuff. 465 00:28:15,947 --> 00:28:17,060 - Just drill. 466 00:28:19,230 --> 00:28:21,100 How many men were you plannin' on takin' up there? 467 00:28:21,230 --> 00:28:23,270 We're sendin' up two shuttles, two teams. 468 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:25,720 If I do this, I'm gonna wanna take my own men. 469 00:28:25,820 --> 00:28:28,310 You got it. 470 00:28:28,450 --> 00:28:32,400 - So you're saying you'll help us? - Yes, sir. 471 00:28:32,530 --> 00:28:34,570 Thanks. 472 00:28:41,380 --> 00:28:44,490 I just don't trust anybody else to do it, that's all. 473 00:28:46,710 --> 00:28:48,960 No, Mrs. Curlene. 474 00:28:49,090 --> 00:28:53,750 It's Harry Stamper. You see Bear, you tell him Harry's lookin' for him. 475 00:28:53,890 --> 00:28:56,430 Those guys get off this rig, they scatter. 476 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,430 J. Otis Curlene Bear. 477 00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:02,260 Probably the only black man on a big hog in Kadoka, South Dakota. 478 00:29:02,350 --> 00:29:04,850 Come and get Papa Bear! 479 00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:10,190 - Uh, Max. - You got a weight limit on the shuttle? 480 00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:14,950 - Max. - Hey, Mama. 481 00:29:15,030 --> 00:29:17,110 So sweet, Maxie. 482 00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:19,580 Hey, would you give me one of them yellow jelly bear claws I like? 483 00:29:19,660 --> 00:29:22,450 - Are you in trouble with the law again? - No, Mama. 484 00:29:22,540 --> 00:29:24,950 - Maxie. - I swear, Mama. I'm-- 485 00:29:27,300 --> 00:29:29,149 - You know I want Rockhound. 486 00:29:29,150 --> 00:29:32,120 - We call him Hound because, well, he's horny. 487 00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:37,550 You might wanna start with every bar in New Orleans. 488 00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:40,220 That is a big, shiny mount, isn't it? 489 00:29:40,350 --> 00:29:42,640 - How long you been married? - For two weeks. 490 00:29:42,730 --> 00:29:45,400 - See this diamond? - Yeah. 491 00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:46,450 It's not a diamond. 492 00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:48,310 - Would you like another drink? - Yeah. 493 00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:51,240 - Sir, F.B.I. - So cute. No, thanks. 494 00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:54,030 - We have a national security matter. - Good for you. 495 00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:56,700 Let's go. Now. 496 00:29:56,830 --> 00:29:58,700 How old are you? 497 00:29:58,830 --> 00:30:02,330 Oscar Choice. Spacy but absolutely brilliant geologist. 498 00:30:02,420 --> 00:30:05,330 He owns a horse ranch outside of El Paso. 499 00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:09,500 What the-- 500 00:30:11,420 --> 00:30:14,510 Mr. Chick Chapel, at the craps table. 501 00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:16,760 Caesar's Palace, Las Vegas, Nevada. 502 00:30:16,890 --> 00:30:19,680 Yes! About time. 503 00:30:19,770 --> 00:30:22,170 Charles Chapel, game's over. 504 00:30:26,020 --> 00:30:29,520 Who's gonna run the other rig? How about Benny? He's good. 505 00:30:29,610 --> 00:30:32,780 The only one who knows how to run it as well as I do is A.J. 506 00:30:32,900 --> 00:30:35,230 I thought you said you couldn't trust him. 507 00:30:35,370 --> 00:30:37,190 I thought you said I could. 508 00:30:39,370 --> 00:30:42,240 Yep, you are on your way, A.J. 509 00:30:42,370 --> 00:30:46,070 Well, being in business for yourself has its advantages. 510 00:30:46,210 --> 00:30:48,960 Make my own hours, nobody shoots me in the leg. 511 00:30:50,460 --> 00:30:52,540 You don't got a gun on you now, do you? 512 00:30:52,630 --> 00:30:55,800 Oh, good, 'cause I kinda wanted to get back to this whole thing... 513 00:30:55,930 --> 00:30:58,420 about you askin' me for help. 514 00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:00,260 Does that mean that there's a job... 515 00:31:00,390 --> 00:31:04,890 that Mr. All-Go-No-Quit-Big-Nuts Harry Stamper... 516 00:31:04,980 --> 00:31:08,890 can't handle by himself and needs my expert advice? 517 00:31:08,980 --> 00:31:10,560 Somethin' like that, yeah. 518 00:31:10,690 --> 00:31:12,570 Well, no, no, no, no, no, no. 519 00:31:12,690 --> 00:31:14,940 I mean, is it something like that, or is it that? 520 00:31:15,070 --> 00:31:18,070 You know, you and me got a real problem. 521 00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:21,940 You know, Harry, there are only... 522 00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,400 five words I wanna hear from you right now. 523 00:31:24,540 --> 00:31:26,280 Those words are: 524 00:31:26,420 --> 00:31:29,750 You know, A.J., I really look up to you. 525 00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:32,040 You've been a hero of mine for a long time, 526 00:31:32,041 --> 00:31:33,790 and I'm very impressed with your work. 527 00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:35,288 I'm emotionally closed off. 528 00:31:35,289 --> 00:31:37,670 That's like-- That's like 11 words or something. 529 00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:41,590 You know what? How about just, "A.J., I'm sorry, 530 00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:44,010 - and I love ya." - You know, A.J., 531 00:31:44,140 --> 00:31:47,980 there's not a job on the planet I want you to work with me on. 532 00:31:49,570 --> 00:31:51,940 I mean that. 533 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:57,450 So what are you doin' here? Harry, what's the job? 534 00:31:59,700 --> 00:32:00,557 - Hey, Bear. 535 00:32:00,558 --> 00:32:04,200 - What's up, baby? Yeah, baby. What's up? What's up? 536 00:32:07,540 --> 00:32:10,380 What's up, Harry? Did NASA find oil on Uranus, man? 537 00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:21,510 None of you have to go. We can just sit here on Earth, 538 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:24,470 wait for this big rock to crash into it... 539 00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:26,880 and kill everything and everybody we know. 540 00:32:28,730 --> 00:32:32,810 The United States government just asked us to save the world. 541 00:32:32,900 --> 00:32:35,520 - Anybody wanna say no? - Twenty years. 542 00:32:35,650 --> 00:32:41,160 Haven't turned you down once. I'm not about to start now. 543 00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:43,370 I'm there. 544 00:32:43,500 --> 00:32:45,520 - Guess I can't let you go up there alone. 545 00:32:45,521 --> 00:32:46,530 - I'm with you. 546 00:32:47,710 --> 00:32:50,910 I mean, this is-- this is historic. 547 00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:52,920 Guys, this is like deep blue hero stuff. 548 00:32:53,050 --> 00:32:55,000 Of course I'm in. 549 00:32:55,090 --> 00:33:00,000 While I don't share his enthusiasm, you know me. 550 00:33:00,100 --> 00:33:02,590 Beam me up, Scotty. 551 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:05,510 - You all right, Max? - I-I don't-- I-I don't-- 552 00:33:08,150 --> 00:33:10,390 Whatever you think. 553 00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:14,020 - What about you? - I'm in. 554 00:33:14,110 --> 00:33:16,020 All right, then. 555 00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:19,190 We go. 556 00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:23,280 I don't mean to be the materialistic weasel of this group, 557 00:33:23,410 --> 00:33:25,740 but you think we'll get hazard pay out of this? 558 00:33:25,870 --> 00:33:28,360 If you're trying to make me feel better about this scenario, give it up. 559 00:33:28,460 --> 00:33:30,780 To tell you the truth, I'm kind of encouraged. This guy Chick here... 560 00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:33,040 was an Air Force commando for six years. 561 00:33:33,170 --> 00:33:36,090 We got robbery, assault, arrest, resisting arrest. 562 00:33:36,220 --> 00:33:37,988 We got a collection agent for the mob. 563 00:33:37,989 --> 00:33:39,710 Two of these guys have done serious time. 564 00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:41,880 - Look, they're the best at what they do. - So am I. 565 00:33:41,970 --> 00:33:43,880 And I'm not so optimistic. 566 00:33:43,970 --> 00:33:47,060 We spend $250 billion a year on defence. 567 00:33:47,180 --> 00:33:49,720 And here we are. The fate of the planet is in the hands... 568 00:33:49,810 --> 00:33:52,430 of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun. 569 00:33:56,860 --> 00:33:58,393 - So what's the verdict? 570 00:33:58,394 --> 00:34:01,650 - They'll do it. They've made a few requests though. 571 00:34:01,780 --> 00:34:05,570 Such as? 572 00:34:05,660 --> 00:34:07,570 Just a few things here. 573 00:34:11,170 --> 00:34:15,080 Nothing really big. Just-- Well, as an example-- 574 00:34:15,170 --> 00:34:18,280 Uh, Oscar here's got some outstanding parking tickets. 575 00:34:18,281 --> 00:34:19,920 Wants 'em wiped off his record. 576 00:34:20,050 --> 00:34:21,840 Fifty-six tickets in seven states. 577 00:34:21,970 --> 00:34:24,180 - I'll tell him, Oscar. I got it. - Okay. 578 00:34:24,310 --> 00:34:26,630 Uh, Noonan's got two women friends... 579 00:34:26,770 --> 00:34:29,850 that he'd like to see made American citizens, no questions asked. 580 00:34:29,980 --> 00:34:34,770 Max would like you to bring back eight-track tapes. 581 00:34:34,900 --> 00:34:38,520 Not sure if that's gonna work, but let's see what else. 582 00:34:38,650 --> 00:34:44,440 Chick wants a full week's Emperor's Package at Caesar's Palace. 583 00:34:44,530 --> 00:34:47,620 Hey, you guys wouldn't be able to tell us who actually killed Kennedy, would ya? 584 00:34:52,460 --> 00:34:55,130 Uh, Bear would like to stay at the... 585 00:34:56,420 --> 00:34:58,500 White Horse. 586 00:34:58,630 --> 00:35:01,120 White House. White House. 587 00:35:01,260 --> 00:35:02,060 White House. 588 00:35:02,061 --> 00:35:04,460 Yeah, he'd like to stay in the Lincoln Bedroom of the White House... 589 00:35:04,550 --> 00:35:06,300 for the summer. 590 00:35:06,390 --> 00:35:08,010 Stuff like that. 591 00:35:08,140 --> 00:35:12,720 Sure, I think we can take care of some of that. 592 00:35:12,850 --> 00:35:14,980 Harry! 593 00:35:16,980 --> 00:35:18,810 Yeah, one more thing. 594 00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:23,530 None of them wanna pay taxes again. 595 00:35:24,660 --> 00:35:26,530 Ever. 596 00:35:33,580 --> 00:35:36,340 Who's that for? Mr. Ed? 597 00:35:36,460 --> 00:35:38,580 You stick that in me, I'm gonna stab you in the heart with it. 598 00:35:38,710 --> 00:35:40,260 You ever see Pulp Fiction? 599 00:35:45,300 --> 00:35:47,210 Uh-oh. 600 00:35:47,350 --> 00:35:50,020 We're losin' him, we're losin' him. Clear! Kaboom! 601 00:35:50,100 --> 00:35:53,050 - Freddie, you all right? - Does this look okay to you? 602 00:35:53,190 --> 00:35:57,350 - Does this look okay? - It's not all bad. It's kinda tingly. 603 00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:59,890 Mr. Chapel, you're next! 604 00:36:00,030 --> 00:36:02,900 Oh, gee, lady, I just came here to drill. 605 00:36:03,030 --> 00:36:04,900 Oh, so did I. 606 00:36:08,290 --> 00:36:10,360 Your triglycerides are way high, 607 00:36:10,450 --> 00:36:13,540 and your bad cholesterol is shockingly bad. 608 00:36:13,670 --> 00:36:16,450 Gotta lay off those pork rinds, Bear! 609 00:36:16,590 --> 00:36:19,260 Pork rinds this! Yeah! 610 00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:26,050 Well, at least they're in good spirits. 611 00:36:30,310 --> 00:36:34,060 Piece of cake. Look, you wanna compare brain pans? 612 00:36:34,150 --> 00:36:36,930 I won the Westinghouse prize when I was 12. Big deal. 613 00:36:37,070 --> 00:36:41,010 Published at 19. So what? I got a double doctorate from M.I.T. at 22. 614 00:36:41,110 --> 00:36:44,480 Chemistry and geology. I taught at Princeton for two-and-a-half years. 615 00:36:44,610 --> 00:36:48,830 You know, I think this might be the most uncomfortable room I've ever been in in my life. 616 00:36:48,950 --> 00:36:51,950 Why do I do this? Because the money's good, the scenery changes, 617 00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:54,450 and they let me use explosives, okay? 618 00:36:54,580 --> 00:36:57,290 Okay, you wanna be all psychological with me, that's fine. 619 00:36:57,420 --> 00:36:59,960 I'll tell you one thing that really drives me nuts... 620 00:37:00,090 --> 00:37:03,620 is people who think Jethro Tull is just a person in the band. 621 00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:06,300 Who is Jethro Tull? 622 00:37:06,430 --> 00:37:09,880 My favourite dish is haggis. Heart, lungs, liver. 623 00:37:09,970 --> 00:37:13,260 You shove that all in a sheep's stomach, then you boil it. 624 00:37:13,350 --> 00:37:14,810 That'll put some hair on your ass. 625 00:37:14,940 --> 00:37:18,310 I am not crazy. I'm just a little emotional right now, okay? 626 00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:21,110 You're all throwin' all this stuff at me, man. I mean-- 627 00:37:21,230 --> 00:37:23,690 After this is over, could I, like, get a hug from you or somethin'? 628 00:37:25,820 --> 00:37:28,110 Okay, Cyclops lady is startin' to bug me. 629 00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:29,031 - Can you handle it? 630 00:37:29,032 --> 00:37:31,150 - I mean, I can handle what I'm, you know, gonna do. 631 00:37:31,290 --> 00:37:33,160 I can handle that, but I don't know if I can handle this room. 632 00:37:33,290 --> 00:37:35,160 Woman with large breasts. 633 00:37:37,380 --> 00:37:39,290 Woman with medium breasts. 634 00:37:39,380 --> 00:37:41,290 Here's Harry givin' me a hard time. 635 00:37:41,380 --> 00:37:43,420 And this is Harry tellin' me it's not good enough. 636 00:37:43,510 --> 00:37:45,863 And this is Harry tellin' me I can't marry his daughter. 637 00:37:45,864 --> 00:37:47,040 Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. 638 00:37:47,180 --> 00:37:49,960 Just let it out. 639 00:37:50,060 --> 00:37:52,630 I suffered a major head injury when I was in high school. 640 00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:55,980 This one looks like you... with breasts. 641 00:37:56,060 --> 00:37:58,180 Yeah, I can handle it. Yeah, I can handle it. 642 00:37:59,570 --> 00:38:04,730 A home run! The Cubs win the World Series! Ah-- 643 00:38:04,860 --> 00:38:08,810 Fail. Fail. Depressively fail. 644 00:38:08,950 --> 00:38:12,320 One toxicology analysis revealed Catamen. 645 00:38:12,410 --> 00:38:14,650 That is a very powerful sedative. 646 00:38:14,750 --> 00:38:16,825 - Sedatives are used all the time, Doctor. 647 00:38:16,826 --> 00:38:18,080 - This one's used on horses. 648 00:38:19,710 --> 00:38:21,670 Some of these guys are pretty big. 649 00:38:21,750 --> 00:38:24,160 It would normally take 18 months to psychologically prepare, 650 00:38:24,260 --> 00:38:26,750 prescreen viable subjects for space travel. 651 00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:30,340 We have seen evidence of a wide variety of territorial aggression. 652 00:38:30,430 --> 00:38:34,090 Can they physically survive the trip? That's all I need to know here, okay? 653 00:38:34,230 --> 00:38:37,260 Personally, I don't know how they survived the tests. 654 00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:44,270 Talk about the wrong stuff. 655 00:38:48,450 --> 00:38:50,610 Good morning. I'm Colonel Willie Sharp. 656 00:38:50,740 --> 00:38:53,530 In addition to flying one of the X-71 teams to that rock, 657 00:38:53,660 --> 00:38:57,710 my job is to train you to deal with the mental and physical rigors of working in space... 658 00:38:57,790 --> 00:39:00,460 so you don't freak out on the asteroid. 659 00:39:00,590 --> 00:39:04,910 United States astronauts train for years. 660 00:39:05,050 --> 00:39:06,920 You have 12 days. 661 00:39:07,050 --> 00:39:09,380 Do we have any intelligent questions before we get started? 662 00:39:11,140 --> 00:39:12,760 What's an X-71? 663 00:39:12,890 --> 00:39:16,760 You're the first civilians to ever see her. 664 00:39:16,890 --> 00:39:18,890 We call 'em the X-71s. 665 00:39:19,020 --> 00:39:21,690 It's a top secret joint venture with the Air Force. 666 00:39:21,770 --> 00:39:25,390 She and her sister ship in Vandenberg are leaving for launch prep in Florida. 667 00:39:25,530 --> 00:39:26,996 Thought you oughta take a look. 668 00:39:26,997 --> 00:39:29,740 The two shuttles going up are the Freedom and Independence. 669 00:39:29,820 --> 00:39:32,990 Her titanium alloy impenetrable skin covers the toughest, meanest, 670 00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:36,120 most sophisticated space vehicle man has ever made. 671 00:39:36,250 --> 00:39:38,650 Okay, Air Force Colonel Davis, NASA pilot Tucker... 672 00:39:38,790 --> 00:39:40,660 will command the shuttle Independence. 673 00:39:40,790 --> 00:39:44,410 Air Force Colonel Sharp, NASA pilot Watts, shuttle Freedom. 674 00:39:44,500 --> 00:39:48,800 Munitions specialist Gruber and Halsey will supervise the nuclear ordinance. 675 00:39:48,930 --> 00:39:52,180 Anyway, I just thought-- 676 00:39:52,300 --> 00:39:54,430 thought you guys should meet. 677 00:39:57,180 --> 00:40:00,970 Gentlemen, welcome to our weightless environmental training facility. 678 00:40:08,990 --> 00:40:11,310 So we're going swimming on this asteroid. Is that what this is for? 679 00:40:11,450 --> 00:40:15,360 Here at downtown NASA, we call this monster "Armadillo." 680 00:40:15,490 --> 00:40:17,370 Going to be retrofitted with your drilling arm. 681 00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:19,450 She'll turn 800 turbo horses in near-zero gravity. 682 00:40:19,540 --> 00:40:21,200 Mind if we take a look at her now? 683 00:40:21,330 --> 00:40:24,500 All these rubber hoses gotta go, Max. Count 'em up. 684 00:40:24,630 --> 00:40:27,460 Make sure it's short-throw shifters. 685 00:40:27,550 --> 00:40:30,800 Quincy! Somebody tell me what this is. 686 00:40:30,930 --> 00:40:34,970 Plastic ice cream scoop? What'd that cost? About $400. 687 00:40:35,060 --> 00:40:39,470 This is about the sorriest group of people I've seen in all my entire military career. 688 00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:43,050 Your space flight's gonna be a brutal assault on your senses. 689 00:40:43,190 --> 00:40:45,057 I'm here to give you a taste of that. 690 00:40:45,058 --> 00:40:47,480 NASA's got some of the finest pilots in the world. 691 00:40:47,570 --> 00:40:50,650 They're gonna be suckin' your eyes into the back of your heads. 692 00:40:52,030 --> 00:40:54,650 Go easy on me, okay? It's my first time. 693 00:40:54,740 --> 00:40:57,660 I just wanna seriously say I have a small fear of flying. 694 00:40:59,790 --> 00:41:02,580 I'm gonna twist ya. 695 00:41:05,210 --> 00:41:07,500 - I'm gonna flip ya. - What's the matter with you? 696 00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:11,340 Frap your body till your bones hurt. 697 00:41:11,430 --> 00:41:14,430 When you squeal, I'm just gonna go faster and harder. 698 00:41:14,550 --> 00:41:18,170 No, take me down! 699 00:41:19,390 --> 00:41:22,010 - How's the rest of the crew? - Well, uh-- 700 00:41:22,100 --> 00:41:24,680 Sorry about the rib chunks all over your dashboard. 701 00:41:27,610 --> 00:41:29,400 We gotta X-ray all these-- 702 00:41:29,530 --> 00:41:32,150 - If you had to say, who would you say? - I don't know, Oscar. 703 00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:34,610 - Who do you think you are? - Han Solo. 704 00:41:34,740 --> 00:41:36,370 No, if anybody's anybody, I'm Han. 705 00:41:36,490 --> 00:41:38,370 And you're-- you're Chewbacca. 706 00:41:38,500 --> 00:41:41,280 Chewie? Have you even seen Star Wars? 707 00:41:41,410 --> 00:41:43,870 All right, let's go. 708 00:41:48,630 --> 00:41:53,040 Neil Armstrong, 1969, bouncing on the moon. 709 00:41:53,180 --> 00:41:56,510 He's bouncing up there because there's less gravity up there than on Earth. 710 00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:59,470 This will be similar to the asteroid, so watch it. 711 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:02,470 Something gets launched off that asteroid with enough force, 712 00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:04,930 it's gonna keep on going right into outer space. 713 00:42:05,060 --> 00:42:08,730 What is the deal? Is it just me, or is Watts really hot? 714 00:42:08,820 --> 00:42:10,730 Yeah. 715 00:42:10,820 --> 00:42:14,770 We have these new generation suits with directional accelerant thrusters. 716 00:42:14,910 --> 00:42:16,650 - You won't bounce like Neil Armstrong. - Yeah, think so? 717 00:42:16,780 --> 00:42:18,410 - Bear! - Yes? 718 00:42:18,540 --> 00:42:21,570 - Do we have a problem? - No. 719 00:42:21,660 --> 00:42:26,120 'Cause I'm trying to describe to you how these D.A.T.s keep your ass on the ground. 720 00:42:26,250 --> 00:42:28,410 - So that if I were to kick you in the balls, - Ooh. 721 00:42:28,500 --> 00:42:30,830 and you don't know how to work them, what happens to you? 722 00:42:30,970 --> 00:42:33,460 - I float away. - Yeah. 723 00:42:33,590 --> 00:42:36,430 And when do we start training for that? 724 00:42:36,550 --> 00:42:39,010 Gentlemen, I'll give you 30 seconds to put your helmets on. 725 00:42:39,140 --> 00:42:41,300 Then the oxygen will be sucked out of this vacuum, 726 00:42:41,430 --> 00:42:44,270 and you will know what it's like to be in space. Go! 727 00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:47,930 Depressurize in 30 seconds. 728 00:42:48,070 --> 00:42:50,350 Main valves have been activated. 729 00:43:09,300 --> 00:43:11,620 Okay, gentlemen, so here's the flight plan. 730 00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:14,510 Now let's keep the laughter to a minimum. I know this is not to scale. 731 00:43:14,630 --> 00:43:19,710 Both shuttles will take off Tuesday at 6:30 p.m. 732 00:43:19,850 --> 00:43:22,300 Now 67 minutes later, 733 00:43:22,390 --> 00:43:26,180 you're gonna dock with the Russian space station to meet cosmonaut Andropov... 734 00:43:26,310 --> 00:43:29,310 who will refuel the shuttles with liquid O2. 735 00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:31,970 That's your fuel. Then you'll release... 736 00:43:32,110 --> 00:43:34,860 and take a 60-hour trip toward the moon. 737 00:43:34,990 --> 00:43:39,150 Now we only have one shot of landing on this rock, 738 00:43:39,240 --> 00:43:42,660 and that's precisely when the asteroid passes by the moon. 739 00:43:42,790 --> 00:43:45,660 You'll then use lunar gravity and burn your thrusters, 740 00:43:45,790 --> 00:43:49,160 slingshotting you around the moon, 741 00:43:49,290 --> 00:43:51,670 coming up behind the asteroid. 742 00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:55,010 - You'll be upward of 11 Gs. - Yeah, I remember this one. 743 00:43:55,130 --> 00:43:58,500 It's where the coyote sat his ass down in a slingshot... 744 00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:01,430 and he strapped himself to an Acme rocket. 745 00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:03,850 - Is-ls that what we're doin' here? - Rockhound. 746 00:44:03,980 --> 00:44:06,510 No, no, really, because it didn't work out too well for the coyote, Harry. 747 00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:11,020 Actually, we have a lot better rockets than the coyote. 748 00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:14,190 Now when you've finished... 749 00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:17,020 your Road Runner thrust move, 750 00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:20,940 you'll be moving at 22,500 miles per hour. 751 00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:23,120 Coming around behind the asteroid, 752 00:44:23,250 --> 00:44:26,250 where we're hoping that the tail debris will be cleared by the moon's gravity. 753 00:44:26,370 --> 00:44:28,530 And you'll land right here. That's it. 754 00:44:28,670 --> 00:44:31,080 We got separate landing sites for each team. 755 00:44:31,210 --> 00:44:32,960 Softest parts of the rock as we can figure. 756 00:44:33,090 --> 00:44:36,840 At NASA, we don't take chances. We double up on everything. 757 00:44:36,930 --> 00:44:39,600 First team that hits 800 feet wins. 758 00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:43,720 Now this rock is big, dense. It's got some gravity. You can walk around, 759 00:44:43,810 --> 00:44:46,300 but use your thrusters so you can work easier. 760 00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:50,560 Okay, Mr. Truman, let's say that we actually do land on this. 761 00:44:50,650 --> 00:44:53,100 What's it gonna be like up there? 762 00:44:53,230 --> 00:44:56,070 Two hundred degrees in the sunlight. Minus 200 in the shade. 763 00:44:56,150 --> 00:45:00,980 Canyons of razor-sharp rock. Unpredictable gravitational conditions. 764 00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:03,950 Unexpected eruptions. Things like that. 765 00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:07,660 Okay, so the scariest environment imaginable. Thanks. 766 00:45:07,790 --> 00:45:10,250 scariest environment imaginable. 767 00:45:10,380 --> 00:45:13,410 Okay, so you drill, you drop the nuke and you leave. 768 00:45:13,500 --> 00:45:18,000 Now here's the key. You're gonna remote detonate the bomb... 769 00:45:18,130 --> 00:45:22,760 before the asteroid passes this plane, zero barrier. 770 00:45:22,890 --> 00:45:26,640 You do that, and the remaining pieces of rock... 771 00:45:26,770 --> 00:45:29,970 should be deflected enough to pass right by us. 772 00:45:30,100 --> 00:45:32,600 Now if the bomb explodes after zero barrier, 773 00:45:36,490 --> 00:45:37,520 game's over. 774 00:45:37,650 --> 00:45:40,030 Paul, this is Houston, fire your rockets! 775 00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:42,940 Okay, your rockets are maximum. 776 00:45:43,030 --> 00:45:47,160 - Oscar! - Hey, Harry. Hey, how's it goin'? 777 00:45:47,290 --> 00:45:48,118 - Have you seen Grace? 778 00:45:48,119 --> 00:45:49,700 - Yeah, she's over in the hangar with A.J. 779 00:45:49,830 --> 00:45:53,280 Harry, wait a second. Did you say Grace? Okay, I thought you said Bear. 780 00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:32,920 Will you marry me? 781 00:46:46,890 --> 00:46:48,760 Grace is old enough to vote, Harry. 782 00:46:48,890 --> 00:46:51,850 She's old enough to drink or get married if she wants to, get a divorce. 783 00:46:51,940 --> 00:46:53,500 Let me tell you something, fellas. 784 00:46:53,501 --> 00:46:55,060 When I get back, when we get this job done, 785 00:46:55,190 --> 00:46:57,060 I will deal with this in my own way. 786 00:46:57,190 --> 00:46:59,320 Come on, Harry. It's not like I'm rootin' for A.J. here. 787 00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:01,310 - I'm just sayin', Grace is not a little girl any more. - Hey, Rock. 788 00:47:01,410 --> 00:47:03,310 Wait a minute. Let me get a pencil and a piece of paper. 789 00:47:03,410 --> 00:47:05,320 I wanna jot down all your pearls of wisdom here. 790 00:47:05,410 --> 00:47:08,860 Get serious, Harry. Come on. While we're off trottin' the globe, hunting mud, 791 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,700 Gracie grew up to become a full-blown hottie, you know? 792 00:47:11,790 --> 00:47:14,880 - Harry, she is fully hot. She is-- - She's a babe. 793 00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:18,000 Max, okay, you're talkin' about my little girl, all right? 794 00:47:18,090 --> 00:47:20,580 I think I know who and what she is, okay? 795 00:47:20,720 --> 00:47:24,420 Harry, all we're sayin' is, we're talkin' about a kid who's comin' into her own right now. 796 00:47:24,550 --> 00:47:29,100 She's gettin' curious about her body, and she's exploring her sexuality. You know what? 797 00:47:29,230 --> 00:47:31,380 - Oscar. - That's a natural thing. 798 00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:35,050 You are about five minutes older than Grace is. Why should I listen to you? 799 00:47:35,190 --> 00:47:37,760 I know what it feels like to have your hormones pullin' you in just... 800 00:47:37,900 --> 00:47:39,770 a thousand different directions. 801 00:47:39,900 --> 00:47:42,940 No disrespect, man, but we all helped to raise her. 802 00:47:43,070 --> 00:47:46,317 - So, in part, we all feel like a bunch of daddies here. 803 00:47:46,318 --> 00:47:47,400 - That's true. 804 00:47:47,490 --> 00:47:52,410 I'll be damned if I worked all these years so my little girl can marry a roughneck. 805 00:47:54,580 --> 00:47:57,080 She's better than that. 806 00:47:57,210 --> 00:47:59,500 Better than all of us. 807 00:48:07,060 --> 00:48:10,920 Harry, just sit back, relax. I'm gonna put on a free Armadillo driving clinic. 808 00:48:11,020 --> 00:48:13,180 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Harry! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 809 00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:21,270 Two shuttle teams. 810 00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:25,400 A.J.'ll be running the drill team with Oscar, Bear and Noonan on the Independence. 811 00:48:25,490 --> 00:48:28,780 I'll run the drill team on Freedom with Chick, Rockhound and Max. 812 00:48:28,870 --> 00:48:31,030 Once we land, we'll have eight hours to get the job done. 813 00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:35,710 In order to split this rock on the fault line, we're gonna have to drill to 800 feet. 814 00:48:35,830 --> 00:48:40,160 Let's get our game faces on. Now it's time for underwater simulation. 815 00:48:40,380 --> 00:48:44,510 Come on. Let's keep it up. Let's go. We're the younger team here. 816 00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:47,800 We're on the varsity team. Take it to 11,000. 817 00:48:47,930 --> 00:48:50,800 Okay, gentlemen, we're gonna trick 'em up. My computer will simulate... 818 00:48:50,930 --> 00:48:55,810 a gas pocket at 625 feet and then hard iron ferrite at 635. 819 00:48:55,900 --> 00:48:58,850 I'm gonna drill some more. We're takin' her up. 820 00:48:58,980 --> 00:49:01,980 - I'm givin' it more torque right now. - All right, lookin' good, Bear. 821 00:49:02,070 --> 00:49:04,150 Clamp it down. Watch your time, Independence team. 822 00:49:04,240 --> 00:49:06,810 Thanks, Harry. Would you mind lettin' me run my own team? 823 00:49:06,910 --> 00:49:09,990 - You're gonna blow the tranny. Slow it down, baby. - Take it easy, Bear. 824 00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:12,490 Just relax. She can handle it. 825 00:49:12,580 --> 00:49:16,530 A.J., you're at 600 feet. Your pipe is long. Let's back the R.P.M.s down to 8,000. 826 00:49:16,670 --> 00:49:19,830 - We don't have time for 8,000! - A.J., take it back down. 827 00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:22,200 You're gonna snap the pipe. I don't wanna blow this transmission. 828 00:49:22,340 --> 00:49:24,420 - Damn it, 11,000. - Slow it down, A.J. 829 00:49:24,550 --> 00:49:26,840 Bear, come on. Get on our team for a little bit. 830 00:49:26,970 --> 00:49:28,930 Oh, space cowboy. 831 00:49:29,060 --> 00:49:31,760 - Harry, are you listenin' to this? - Yeah, I'm listenin', Bear. 832 00:49:31,890 --> 00:49:35,220 You don't work for Harry any more, okay? Out there, you gotta listen to me. 833 00:49:35,350 --> 00:49:37,890 When we're on that rocket, you gotta do what I say. 834 00:49:38,020 --> 00:49:39,680 I'm throttling up to another 1,000. 835 00:49:39,820 --> 00:49:42,350 A.J., back it off. You're gonna blow the transmission. 836 00:49:42,490 --> 00:49:45,360 Hey, Harry, would you let me run my team, please? 837 00:49:45,450 --> 00:49:47,940 - R.P.M.s are at red line. - Bear, goddamn it, I know what I'm doing. 838 00:49:48,070 --> 00:49:50,200 Come on. She can handle this. She'll be fine. Trust me. 839 00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:53,900 - A.J., back down. - The number one transmission is down. 840 00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:57,950 Oh, son of a-- The computer's wrong, and you know that. 841 00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:00,750 - We did the right thing. - We're gonna restart the simulation. 842 00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:04,050 If you wanna replace a member of the crew, now is the time. 843 00:50:04,170 --> 00:50:07,710 I'll take care of this. Get him out of the tank, Chick. 844 00:50:11,180 --> 00:50:14,430 - You wanna go home? Is that it? You wanna be fired? - No, I don't. 845 00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:16,720 - My crew was doing the right thing. - Your crew? 846 00:50:16,810 --> 00:50:18,930 - Yeah. - Your crew just blew the transmission, A.J.! 847 00:50:19,060 --> 00:50:21,900 Listen, that NASA computer is just playin' it safe. 848 00:50:21,980 --> 00:50:23,810 The machine you built-- the rig-- could do it. 849 00:50:23,940 --> 00:50:26,070 Shut up. Just shut up! Shut your mouth! 850 00:50:26,150 --> 00:50:29,610 Those men in that room have zero tolerance for showin' off, hot doggin', 851 00:50:29,740 --> 00:50:33,740 goin' by your gut instinct or you tryin' to be a hero, you got that? 852 00:50:33,830 --> 00:50:36,660 - Say the words, A.J.! - I got it! 853 00:50:36,790 --> 00:50:39,740 - I want my men to have tomorrow night off. - What do you mean "off"? 854 00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:43,670 I mean, off. Out of here. For at least ten hours. Then we'll go to Kennedy. 855 00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:45,670 Well, there's no possible way we can do that, Harry. 856 00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:48,170 There's a potentially huge security risk. What if they talk? 857 00:50:48,300 --> 00:50:51,340 - What if they get hurt? - What if they're too burnt out to do the right thing? 858 00:50:51,470 --> 00:50:53,930 What if they get up there, and they forget what they're fighting for? 859 00:50:54,020 --> 00:50:56,590 You see what's goin' on. These boys are ready to snap. 860 00:50:56,690 --> 00:50:58,890 They didn't ask to be here. They got pulled off the street. 861 00:50:58,980 --> 00:51:01,550 For all we know, tomorrow night could be the last night they ever see Earth. 862 00:51:01,650 --> 00:51:03,860 I don't think it's too much to ask to let 'em spend it with their families. 863 00:51:03,980 --> 00:51:06,440 - Listen, there's no possible way we can do that. - You got family, Colonel? 864 00:51:06,570 --> 00:51:11,030 - Two girls. - Wouldn't you like to spend tomorrow with your girls? 865 00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:14,110 I'm not askin' ya. I'm tellin' ya. 866 00:51:14,240 --> 00:51:16,620 Make this happen. 867 00:51:25,010 --> 00:51:28,460 This is a pretty big loan. Why don't you count the cash? 868 00:51:28,550 --> 00:51:30,460 Nah, this looks like 100 grand to me. 869 00:51:30,550 --> 00:51:33,800 I'm givin' you this at 60 percent. I hope you know what you're doin', 870 00:51:33,930 --> 00:51:36,470 because I'll bust your head with a sledgehammer. 871 00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:39,180 - You'll get your money back. - You don't look too healthy. 872 00:51:39,310 --> 00:51:41,140 You're not gonna die on me, are ya? 873 00:51:41,270 --> 00:51:45,980 Let's just say, no more than you are. Thanks, Vic. 874 00:52:03,590 --> 00:52:05,500 - You know what I was thinkin'? - What? 875 00:52:07,380 --> 00:52:11,210 I really don't think that the animal cracker qualifies as a cracker. 876 00:52:11,340 --> 00:52:14,590 - Why? - Well, 'cause it's sweet, which to me suggests cookie. 877 00:52:14,720 --> 00:52:18,340 And, you know, putting cheese on something is sort of the defining characteristic... 878 00:52:18,430 --> 00:52:20,760 of what makes a cracker a cracker. 879 00:52:20,900 --> 00:52:22,770 I don't know why I thought of that. I just-- 880 00:52:22,900 --> 00:52:25,440 Baby, you have such sweet pillow talk. 881 00:52:25,570 --> 00:52:29,900 I got a little animal cracker, Discovery Channel thing happenin' right here. 882 00:52:30,030 --> 00:52:34,940 Watch the gazelle, as he grazes through the open plains. 883 00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:39,120 Now look, as the cheetah approaches. 884 00:52:39,250 --> 00:52:42,450 Watch, as he stalks his prey. 885 00:52:42,580 --> 00:52:45,340 Now, the gazelle's a little spooked, 886 00:52:45,420 --> 00:52:50,130 and he could head north to the ample sustenance... 887 00:52:50,260 --> 00:52:53,050 provided by the mountainous peaks above. 888 00:52:55,430 --> 00:52:57,800 He could go south. 889 00:52:59,350 --> 00:53:03,400 The gazelle now faces man's most perilous question: 890 00:53:04,610 --> 00:53:06,930 North... 891 00:53:07,070 --> 00:53:10,070 or south? 892 00:53:10,150 --> 00:53:14,400 Way down under. 893 00:53:16,620 --> 00:53:18,990 Tune in next week. 894 00:53:20,710 --> 00:53:22,780 Baby, 895 00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:25,920 do you think it's possible that anyone else in the world... 896 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:30,910 is doing this very same thing at this very same moment? 897 00:53:31,010 --> 00:53:33,250 I hope so. 898 00:53:33,390 --> 00:53:36,090 Otherwise, what the hell are we tryin' to save? 899 00:53:57,280 --> 00:53:59,490 Hey. 900 00:54:01,710 --> 00:54:03,620 What are you doing here? 901 00:54:03,710 --> 00:54:06,990 I was just passin' by on the, uh-- 902 00:54:07,130 --> 00:54:09,170 I came-- 903 00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:14,720 Who's he? 904 00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:17,550 That man's a salesman. 905 00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:19,800 Would you go inside? 906 00:54:23,100 --> 00:54:24,980 Thank you. 907 00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:29,810 He got big. 908 00:54:32,070 --> 00:54:37,060 You can't come around like this. The court says you can't. 909 00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:40,900 - It confuses him. - No, I know. I just-- 910 00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:43,330 I wanted to say... 911 00:54:43,420 --> 00:54:46,170 that I'm sorry... 912 00:54:46,290 --> 00:54:49,410 about everything. 913 00:54:49,550 --> 00:54:54,170 I got somethin' comin' up. It's somethin' kinda big. 914 00:54:54,300 --> 00:54:57,170 You just might be proud of me. 915 00:54:57,300 --> 00:55:00,390 Would you do somethin' for me? Would you just give him this? 916 00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:04,510 You don't have to-- You don't have to tell him who it's from. Just-- 917 00:55:24,670 --> 00:55:26,870 Hey, Noonan, you need ten grand? 918 00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:29,250 We gotta put these girls through college. 919 00:55:29,380 --> 00:55:31,210 I love this astronaut stuff. 920 00:55:31,340 --> 00:55:33,300 Good work, if you can get it. 921 00:55:33,420 --> 00:55:35,960 Yeah, I'm just in town doin' a little astronaut training. 922 00:55:36,090 --> 00:55:39,210 Ooh! Astronauta. 923 00:55:39,350 --> 00:55:41,220 Ah, si. I'm a mission specialist. 924 00:55:41,350 --> 00:55:44,760 - Yes, and what's that mean? - I don't know. 925 00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:50,810 Hey! Who the hell do you think you guys are? 926 00:55:50,940 --> 00:55:52,900 - You're hoggin' all the action. - Hey, pinhead. 927 00:55:53,030 --> 00:55:55,430 Why don't you go find your own party? 928 00:55:55,570 --> 00:55:57,110 Why don't you spread the wealth, pal? 929 00:55:57,240 --> 00:55:58,950 Here. Why don't you go buy yourself a neck? 930 00:55:59,070 --> 00:56:00,740 Hey, Mr. Clean! 931 00:56:05,370 --> 00:56:08,490 - Call NASA! They'll confirm it! We're astronauts! - Get over there. Yeah, yeah. 932 00:56:08,630 --> 00:56:11,630 - Yeah, we're astronauts! - Yeah, we're all astronauts. 933 00:56:11,710 --> 00:56:15,460 You are so messing with national security right now, man. You are fired tomorrow morning. 934 00:56:15,550 --> 00:56:18,300 I'm telling ya. I'll get the C.I.A. and the F.B.I. 935 00:56:18,390 --> 00:56:20,430 You'll be workin' security at Toys 'R' Us. 936 00:56:20,510 --> 00:56:22,420 - Oh, oh, baby, no, no. No, no! - Bye-bye, little astronaut. 937 00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:26,430 Oh, don't leave, baby. No, no, no. See, I'm goin' into space, and I'm not comin' back. 938 00:56:30,190 --> 00:56:32,180 It's coming in at 30,000 miles an hour! 939 00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:36,150 - Give me a projected impact. - East Asia, 11 minutes. 940 00:56:36,240 --> 00:56:39,690 - We're gonna have to warn-- - Warn who? The entire South Pacific? 941 00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:34,750 So the whole world knows. 942 00:57:37,050 --> 00:57:39,720 Tell me you've never let anybody down before. 943 00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:42,010 I never quit yet. 944 00:57:42,100 --> 00:57:45,630 - How's that? - I guess that'll have to do. 945 00:57:45,770 --> 00:57:48,060 You know somethin'? 946 00:57:48,140 --> 00:57:52,220 I still remember the first, middle and last name... 947 00:57:52,310 --> 00:57:56,100 of every guy that qualified for the astronaut programme first year I was here. 948 00:57:56,240 --> 00:58:01,110 Thanks. I went into the engineering programme. Kinda had to. 949 00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:03,910 But boy, I wanted to go up there. 950 00:58:04,030 --> 00:58:07,530 I wanted to be one of those guys with a mission patch on my arm. 951 00:58:09,500 --> 00:58:11,710 I tell you, I'd be on that shuttle with you, Harry, if I could. 952 00:58:16,210 --> 00:58:18,880 You don't want to be up in that shuttle any more than I do. 953 00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:23,330 Good luck in Florida tomorrow. 954 00:58:23,470 --> 00:58:27,520 The death of 50,000 people in Shanghai yesterday has rattled-- 955 00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:30,760 A French satellite has tracked an object in space-- 956 00:58:30,850 --> 00:58:33,480 Sources are estimating that the tidal wave was five-- 957 00:58:33,610 --> 00:58:35,480 This is CNN, live in Florida. 958 00:58:35,610 --> 00:58:38,360 We have just learned that NASA is on a full-scale military alert. 959 00:58:38,490 --> 00:58:41,610 They're calling this a global killer. 960 00:58:41,700 --> 00:58:43,660 The government has been very tight-lipped throughout this-- 961 00:58:43,780 --> 00:58:46,110 The Pentagon is getting involved at this point... 962 00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:49,950 with some kind of a project involving NASA and perhaps a shuttle mission-- 963 00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:54,200 Senior Pentagon officials refused comment, adding fuel to the speculation... 964 00:58:54,340 --> 00:58:56,540 that there could be a very serious problem. 965 00:58:56,670 --> 00:59:00,340 We have a special team of astronauts that arrived in Florida this evening. 966 00:59:00,470 --> 00:59:04,800 NASA's in emergency launch preparation in cooperation with Russian, Japanese... 967 00:59:04,890 --> 00:59:09,760 and French space agencies on the most massive joint space venture in history. 968 00:59:17,820 --> 00:59:20,520 Gracie? 969 00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:29,200 Got your note. 970 00:59:31,330 --> 00:59:34,780 - What're you doin' out here, honey? - Um, just thinkin'. 971 00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:36,830 Yeah. 972 00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:38,880 I, um, want to apologize to you for-- 973 00:59:39,010 --> 00:59:42,210 Oh, no, Grace, stop. You don't have to apologize at all. 974 00:59:42,340 --> 00:59:47,760 I-I sh-- I shouldn't have dragged you around on all those oil rigs. 975 00:59:47,890 --> 00:59:50,590 I just-- 976 00:59:50,730 --> 00:59:53,350 I don't think that I did the right thing with you. 977 00:59:53,440 --> 00:59:56,940 You're wrong. I love my life. 978 00:59:57,070 --> 00:59:59,220 I love everything about my life. 979 00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:02,230 And I don't blame you for my mother leaving. 980 01:00:04,410 --> 01:00:06,230 She left us both. 981 01:00:07,580 --> 01:00:09,490 And I love you. 982 01:00:09,580 --> 01:00:12,500 And don't talk like you're not comin' back. 983 01:00:13,620 --> 01:00:16,500 Promise me that you'll come back. 984 01:00:17,710 --> 01:00:20,880 - Okay. - Say, "I promise." 985 01:00:20,970 --> 01:00:24,220 I promise, Grace. 986 01:00:28,390 --> 01:00:30,930 It's gonna be all right, Grace. 987 01:00:34,100 --> 01:00:36,720 If it's not too much trouble, 988 01:00:36,810 --> 01:00:40,100 can you please bring my fiancée home with you? 989 01:00:40,230 --> 01:00:41,980 Oh, Jesus. 990 01:00:52,250 --> 01:00:55,910 The president will be addressing the nation and all of you personally within the hour. 991 01:01:23,450 --> 01:01:25,400 Astronauts. 992 01:01:32,580 --> 01:01:35,860 I'll see you in a couple days, honey. 993 01:02:33,560 --> 01:02:36,130 So, Truman, 994 01:02:36,230 --> 01:02:39,350 this is who you found to save the planet. 995 01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:41,890 - Frost, you good to go? - Mm-hmm. One-- One sec. 996 01:02:42,020 --> 01:02:44,180 That boy don't take anything seriously. 997 01:02:44,280 --> 01:02:49,070 Yeah. Reminds me of a guy I used to know. 998 01:02:51,740 --> 01:02:54,490 I'm marrying you. 999 01:02:54,580 --> 01:02:59,210 Bet your ass you are. 1000 01:03:16,850 --> 01:03:19,390 I address you tonight, 1001 01:03:19,520 --> 01:03:23,060 not as the President of the United States, 1002 01:03:24,480 --> 01:03:27,440 not as the leader of a country, 1003 01:03:27,570 --> 01:03:30,240 but as a citizen of humanity. 1004 01:03:32,580 --> 01:03:35,910 We are faced with the very gravest of challenges. 1005 01:03:37,460 --> 01:03:42,280 The Bible calls this day Armageddon, the end of all things. 1006 01:03:43,590 --> 01:03:46,670 And yet, for the first time... 1007 01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:49,370 in the history of the planet, 1008 01:03:49,470 --> 01:03:52,010 a species has the technology... 1009 01:03:52,140 --> 01:03:56,350 to prevent its own extinction. 1010 01:03:56,480 --> 01:04:00,260 All of you praying with us need to know... 1011 01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:04,770 that everything that can be done to prevent this disaster... 1012 01:04:04,860 --> 01:04:06,770 is being called into service. 1013 01:04:09,950 --> 01:04:13,450 The human thirst for excellence, 1014 01:04:13,530 --> 01:04:16,990 knowledge, 1015 01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:20,820 every step up the ladder of science, 1016 01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:25,790 every adventurous reach into space, 1017 01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:31,470 all of our combined modern technologies and imaginations, even the wars that we've fought, 1018 01:04:31,550 --> 01:04:34,090 have provided us the tools... 1019 01:04:34,180 --> 01:04:37,470 to wage this terrible battle. 1020 01:04:37,600 --> 01:04:39,930 Through all the chaos that is our history, 1021 01:04:40,020 --> 01:04:44,730 through all of the wrongs and the discord, through all of the pain and suffering, 1022 01:04:44,860 --> 01:04:49,980 through all of our times, there is one thing that has... 1023 01:04:50,070 --> 01:04:52,780 - nourished our souls... - Mom, that salesman's on TV. 1024 01:04:52,870 --> 01:04:55,400 and elevated our species above its origins, 1025 01:04:55,530 --> 01:04:57,940 and that is our courage. 1026 01:04:58,040 --> 01:05:01,240 Dreams of an entire planet are focused tonight... 1027 01:05:01,370 --> 01:05:04,040 on those 14 brave souls... 1028 01:05:04,170 --> 01:05:06,540 travelling into the heavens. 1029 01:05:06,670 --> 01:05:09,130 That man's not a salesman. 1030 01:05:09,220 --> 01:05:11,370 - That's your daddy. - And may we all, 1031 01:05:11,510 --> 01:05:15,340 citizens the world over, see these events through. 1032 01:05:15,470 --> 01:05:20,130 Godspeed and good luck to you. 1033 01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:30,020 Freedom crew. Independence crew. 1034 01:05:34,910 --> 01:05:38,360 - How ya feelin'? - Uh, good, you know. 1035 01:05:38,500 --> 01:05:42,710 I mean, considering I've never been this scared in my entire life. I-- You know-- 1036 01:05:42,790 --> 01:05:46,370 Listen. Once you get up there, you're gonna be on your own. 1037 01:05:46,460 --> 01:05:50,510 - If anything should happen, I just wanted to-- - I know, Harry. 1038 01:05:50,590 --> 01:05:53,260 I'll, uh, try not to disappoint you. 1039 01:05:55,220 --> 01:05:57,090 Take care of yourself, kid. 1040 01:06:03,520 --> 01:06:07,140 Freedom's on the bridge. Attention in the firing room. 1041 01:06:07,270 --> 01:06:12,270 - Oxidizer loading is complete. - Independence on the bridge. 1042 01:06:12,400 --> 01:06:17,110 Attention all personnel. We are T minus two hours to the programme goal. 1043 01:06:25,210 --> 01:06:27,910 - Hey, Harry. - Yeah, Rock? 1044 01:06:28,050 --> 01:06:31,380 You know, we're sittin' on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon... 1045 01:06:31,470 --> 01:06:34,470 and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts... 1046 01:06:34,590 --> 01:06:36,920 built by the lowest bidder. 1047 01:06:37,050 --> 01:06:41,350 - Makes you feel good, doesn't it? - Yeah. 1048 01:06:43,390 --> 01:06:45,850 - How ya doin', Oscar? - Great. 1049 01:06:45,980 --> 01:06:48,350 I got that excited, scared feelin'-- 1050 01:06:48,480 --> 01:06:51,600 like 98 percent excited, 2 percent scared. 1051 01:06:51,690 --> 01:06:55,640 Maybe more. It could be 2-- It could be 98 percent scared, 2 percent excited. 1052 01:06:55,780 --> 01:07:01,490 But that's what makes it so intense, is it's so confused. I can't really figure it out. 1053 01:07:01,620 --> 01:07:04,460 Will you make mine really tight, 'cause I don't want to fall out? 1054 01:07:04,540 --> 01:07:06,450 I mean, almost to the point of cutting off circulation. 1055 01:07:06,540 --> 01:07:09,330 Ow. 1056 01:07:09,460 --> 01:07:12,460 It must be a comfort to know that if the space programme goes under, 1057 01:07:12,590 --> 01:07:14,830 you can always get a job at Helga's House of Pain, huh? 1058 01:07:14,970 --> 01:07:17,420 All right. Flight directors on with the go/no-go for launch. 1059 01:07:17,510 --> 01:07:19,920 - Retro. Booster. - Go flight. - Go flight. 1060 01:07:20,010 --> 01:07:22,680 - Ecos. Trajectory. - Go flight. - Go flight. 1061 01:07:22,810 --> 01:07:25,430 - FIDO. EVA. - Go flight. - Go flight. 1062 01:07:25,520 --> 01:07:27,980 - CAPCOM Freedom. CAPCOM Independence. - Go flight. 1063 01:07:28,060 --> 01:07:31,430 - Go flight. - All right, ladies and gentlemen, it's pucker time. 1064 01:07:31,530 --> 01:07:36,150 Independence and Freedom, this is Kennedy firing room. We're T minus one minute. 1065 01:07:36,280 --> 01:07:40,740 All crew members, close and lock your visors. 1066 01:07:40,870 --> 01:07:44,450 Independence, this is launch control. Be advised, we're in a smooth count. 1067 01:07:44,540 --> 01:07:47,580 T minus 31. You're go for auto-sequence start. 1068 01:07:47,710 --> 01:07:50,160 P.L.T.s, perform your A.P.U. pre-start. 1069 01:07:50,250 --> 01:07:55,710 Okay, gentlemen, you're our warriors up there. God be with you. 1070 01:07:55,840 --> 01:07:58,210 You're already heroes. Just sit back and enjoy the ride. 1071 01:08:00,560 --> 01:08:02,880 We're T minus 20 seconds. 1072 01:08:05,230 --> 01:08:09,390 Ten. Nine. Eight. Seven. 1073 01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:13,520 Four. Three. Two. One. 1074 01:08:13,610 --> 01:08:17,660 We have main engine start. 1075 01:08:17,740 --> 01:08:20,230 - We have booster ignition. - We're going. 1076 01:08:20,370 --> 01:08:22,990 And liftoff. 1077 01:08:32,670 --> 01:08:36,000 Freedom, this is flight deck. 1078 01:08:36,090 --> 01:08:37,920 Roger, Freedom. You're looking good. 1079 01:08:50,980 --> 01:08:55,810 - We have go for Independence. - Three. Two. One. 1080 01:08:55,940 --> 01:08:58,950 Independence, we have booster ignition. 1081 01:08:59,070 --> 01:09:02,740 - We have liftoff. - We are cooking, Houston. 1082 01:09:24,350 --> 01:09:26,760 Houston, the tower is clear. They're all yours. 1083 01:09:28,980 --> 01:09:32,060 Heads up, everybody. They're ours now. 1084 01:09:32,150 --> 01:09:35,430 - All engines are go. - Keep a sharp eye out on both of 'em. 1085 01:09:42,620 --> 01:09:45,110 Start roll manoeuvre. 1086 01:09:55,170 --> 01:09:58,460 - Two good roll programmes. - One down. - Independence, we have max cue. 1087 01:09:58,550 --> 01:10:00,460 Roger, Control. We are a max cue. 1088 01:10:02,600 --> 01:10:04,970 S.R.B. sep-- 1089 01:10:09,190 --> 01:10:12,470 - We are single-engine, press, demi-go. - Copy, press, demi-go. 1090 01:10:12,560 --> 01:10:14,690 Houston, this is a kick-ass ride! 1091 01:10:20,530 --> 01:10:23,650 Freedom, this is Houston. Main engine cut out on schedule. Out. 1092 01:10:33,880 --> 01:10:36,040 Freedom, stats are good. 1093 01:10:40,550 --> 01:10:43,500 - Independence, telemetry is up and running. - Oh, my God. 1094 01:10:43,600 --> 01:10:47,380 This is space! 'Course, we're just in the beginning part of space. 1095 01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:50,010 We-We haven't gotten to outer space yet. 1096 01:10:50,100 --> 01:10:53,390 Roger, Houston. We have a visual on the Russian space station. Initiating retro burn. 1097 01:10:56,070 --> 01:10:59,680 Gentlemen, remember the Russian space station has been up there for 11 years. 1098 01:10:59,820 --> 01:11:02,150 Most of us don't have cars that old. 1099 01:11:02,240 --> 01:11:06,070 Now, the cosmonaut on board has been on that tin can for 18 months, alone. 1100 01:11:08,580 --> 01:11:11,500 So don't be surprised if he's a little... off. 1101 01:11:11,580 --> 01:11:14,330 - Independence, we're gonna put you-- - All right, crew. 1102 01:11:14,420 --> 01:11:16,160 Let's exit these flight suits. 1103 01:11:16,920 --> 01:11:18,380 Hello. 1104 01:11:18,460 --> 01:11:22,300 This is Russian space station. Can you hear me? 1105 01:11:22,430 --> 01:11:25,510 We copy, Russian space station. This is Houston. 1106 01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:29,130 I'm ready to fire my thrusters any time. 1107 01:11:29,270 --> 01:11:32,680 - Stand by. - Okay. I'm not going anywhere. 1108 01:11:32,770 --> 01:11:35,690 We have a go. Initiate gravitational spin. 1109 01:11:42,780 --> 01:11:45,950 You are maxed at 40-percent spin. 1110 01:11:47,290 --> 01:11:49,950 Okay, Houston. 1111 01:11:50,080 --> 01:11:54,790 I can feel I'm having gravity. 1112 01:11:54,920 --> 01:11:57,750 All right, gentlemen. We're gonna dock in a minute. 1113 01:11:57,840 --> 01:11:59,750 Now, the Russian space station has fired her rockets... 1114 01:11:59,840 --> 01:12:02,160 - Whee! - to simulate gravity and let us work faster. 1115 01:12:02,300 --> 01:12:04,420 It's gonna make you queasy, so prepare yourself. 1116 01:12:04,510 --> 01:12:08,920 Well, it's about time. I haven't thrown up in about an hour. 1117 01:12:12,060 --> 01:12:15,260 Initiating first phase of docking procedure. 1118 01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:18,480 - Switching to manual. - Manual override. 1119 01:12:24,160 --> 01:12:28,780 One foot per second. Let's take this slow and do it right, folks. Twenty feet. 1120 01:12:30,580 --> 01:12:33,150 Ten feet. 1121 01:12:33,290 --> 01:12:37,580 Looking good on radar. Five feet. 1122 01:12:41,670 --> 01:12:45,290 Locks are engaged. Fuel teams, let's go. 1123 01:12:45,390 --> 01:12:48,340 Freedom, telemetry is looking good. 1124 01:12:48,470 --> 01:12:50,710 We have soft dock. 1125 01:12:50,850 --> 01:12:54,300 Fuel teams, prepare to unload. 1126 01:12:58,020 --> 01:12:59,900 All right, gentlemen, watch your heads. 1127 01:13:00,030 --> 01:13:01,900 Let's go, Independence. 1128 01:13:04,490 --> 01:13:07,360 Colonel. 1129 01:13:16,500 --> 01:13:20,660 Where is he? Anybody home? 1130 01:13:20,750 --> 01:13:23,460 Welcome, everybody! 1131 01:13:25,550 --> 01:13:30,180 I am not gas station. This is sophisticated laboratory. I'm in charge. 1132 01:13:30,310 --> 01:13:33,390 So do not be touching anything. 1133 01:13:33,520 --> 01:13:36,720 - I need one-- I need you. - Go with him. 1134 01:13:36,850 --> 01:13:38,680 I need you. Hurry up. Hurry up. Come on. Come on. 1135 01:13:38,770 --> 01:13:43,650 It's very important you watch the fuel gauge, okay? Put on cold suit. 1136 01:13:43,740 --> 01:13:46,520 - Countdown clock will hold at-- - Copy that, Houston. Prepping for fuel transfer. 1137 01:13:46,610 --> 01:13:49,020 Countdown clock will hold at T minus 20 minutes and-- 1138 01:13:49,120 --> 01:13:51,360 Fuel pod is down there. 1139 01:13:51,450 --> 01:13:53,660 It's down here, huh? Great. 1140 01:14:03,760 --> 01:14:06,160 Okay, let's connect these fuel lines. 1141 01:14:08,930 --> 01:14:11,380 Freedom on the left, Independence on the right. 1142 01:14:11,470 --> 01:14:13,380 All right. We're goin' left here. 1143 01:14:15,890 --> 01:14:20,720 To the right is fuel gauge. You watch the fuel gauge. One fifty, okay. 1144 01:14:20,820 --> 01:14:25,890 One sixty, okay. Two hundred, bad disaster for space station. 1145 01:14:25,990 --> 01:14:31,530 So if you watch 200, you call for Lev, on, and you see here number one. Off. 1146 01:14:31,620 --> 01:14:34,370 You ask for Lev. And you pull this down, all the way down. 1147 01:14:34,450 --> 01:14:39,410 - What's Lev? - I am Lev Andropov, colonel of Russian space agency. 1148 01:14:39,500 --> 01:14:42,750 In Russia I'm a very big man. 1149 01:14:42,840 --> 01:14:46,040 - We're ready to transfer. - I'm coming. No problem. 1150 01:14:48,640 --> 01:14:51,170 You. You. You there! 1151 01:14:51,300 --> 01:14:55,140 - Hard locked. - Ready for transfusion! 1152 01:15:03,150 --> 01:15:05,770 Fuel is pumping. 1153 01:15:09,410 --> 01:15:11,940 Hey, Lev, the, uh, the-the pressure's climbing. 1154 01:15:14,080 --> 01:15:16,070 Still, we're on fuel transference. 1155 01:15:16,160 --> 01:15:18,410 Don't touch my uncle. You know? 1156 01:15:18,500 --> 01:15:20,410 He's a genius of my family. 1157 01:15:20,500 --> 01:15:25,380 Lev! Can anybody hear me? Guys? Hello, guys! 1158 01:15:25,510 --> 01:15:28,080 He used to work for a big bomb factory. 1159 01:15:28,180 --> 01:15:30,960 He used to make the tip of the bomb, the thing... 1160 01:15:31,050 --> 01:15:33,970 that finds, uh, New York or Washington, you know? 1161 01:15:34,100 --> 01:15:38,010 - Ooh. - Check your hoses. We got some thermal variation. 1162 01:15:38,140 --> 01:15:40,630 Stamper, let's look at the couplings, back on the shuttle. 1163 01:15:43,690 --> 01:15:46,560 Okay. Shut down. Uh-- 1164 01:15:51,870 --> 01:15:54,110 Uh-- Guys! 1165 01:15:54,200 --> 01:15:56,490 What's that noise? 1166 01:15:58,160 --> 01:16:01,280 Oh, no! God! 1167 01:16:03,420 --> 01:16:05,540 What is it? 1168 01:16:05,670 --> 01:16:07,830 Leak! Leak! 1169 01:16:09,800 --> 01:16:12,970 Get your men back to the shuttle! Go! 1170 01:16:14,060 --> 01:16:17,310 Go! Hurry up! Get out of there! 1171 01:16:17,390 --> 01:16:20,760 - You know, this really smarts! - Pull lever! 1172 01:16:20,900 --> 01:16:23,650 This is the lever! 1173 01:16:23,730 --> 01:16:27,520 - Colonel, we must get him out of there! - A.J., come on out! 1174 01:16:29,200 --> 01:16:32,530 - Aah! Aah! - Hurry! Hurry! 1175 01:16:35,580 --> 01:16:37,570 Emergency break away! 1176 01:16:37,700 --> 01:16:40,570 We got a fire in the fuel pod! 1177 01:16:43,420 --> 01:16:47,370 - Come on! - Come on! Get in here! A.J.'s stuck in the fuel pod! 1178 01:16:49,550 --> 01:16:51,760 We're losing it! 1179 01:17:02,980 --> 01:17:05,060 Control, this is Independence. I am seeing vibration-- 1180 01:17:08,820 --> 01:17:11,270 - Malloy, talk to me! - Not good. We got sparks and fire in the fuel pod. 1181 01:17:11,400 --> 01:17:13,730 Independence, blow those locks and get outta there now! 1182 01:17:13,820 --> 01:17:15,730 Dump the hoses now! We're going! 1183 01:17:15,830 --> 01:17:19,740 - What happened? Let me shut off the O2 feed! - Harry, it's burnin' up! 1184 01:17:19,830 --> 01:17:22,290 Damn! Max, Rock, get in here! 1185 01:17:22,420 --> 01:17:24,570 Get down there and crack these pipes over here! 1186 01:17:24,670 --> 01:17:27,370 - Harry, it's burnin' up! - We're goin' back for the other team! 1187 01:17:27,460 --> 01:17:31,590 Switch on the personnel locators. 1188 01:17:31,720 --> 01:17:34,040 Trackin' A.J. He's climbin'. 1189 01:17:34,140 --> 01:17:36,590 - No! - Go! Go! 1190 01:17:36,680 --> 01:17:40,430 It's too late! Get back to the shuttle! This thing's gonna blow! 1191 01:17:40,520 --> 01:17:42,840 No! 1192 01:17:42,980 --> 01:17:47,440 Colonel, we gotta move now! Come on! Close the hatch! 1193 01:17:47,520 --> 01:17:49,930 Wait a minute! Wait a minute! We got a man in there! 1194 01:17:50,070 --> 01:17:52,820 - Open that door, and we'll all die! - Fuel leak! 1195 01:17:55,820 --> 01:17:58,450 Evac now! Let's go! Let's go! 1196 01:18:00,500 --> 01:18:04,110 Come on back! No, wait! The door is broken! 1197 01:18:05,500 --> 01:18:07,910 - No! - They got the fire sealed in the fuel pod. 1198 01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:10,160 They locked it down. Tracking men to the shuttle. 1199 01:18:10,300 --> 01:18:12,290 They've still got two men trapped in there! 1200 01:18:14,140 --> 01:18:18,510 Keep running! The shuttle's another 75 feet! Where's the rest of the team? 1201 01:18:18,640 --> 01:18:20,880 Where's A.J.? 1202 01:18:21,020 --> 01:18:23,510 - A.J.'s gone! - We're not leavin' without A.J.! 1203 01:18:23,640 --> 01:18:26,480 He's gone! It's too late! 1204 01:18:26,610 --> 01:18:29,980 Come on! This way is our only chance! 1205 01:18:30,070 --> 01:18:32,560 So it's minus hundred! 1206 01:18:32,700 --> 01:18:35,820 Very cold. Hold breath, or lung freezes! 1207 01:18:41,410 --> 01:18:44,660 Get back to the shuttle! And lock that door! 1208 01:18:49,710 --> 01:18:54,170 - It's on fire! It's on fire, Harry! - It's them or all of us! 1209 01:18:54,260 --> 01:18:57,130 - It's on fire. - Full thrust. - We're gonna get hit. 1210 01:19:13,860 --> 01:19:18,740 Lev! Lev, the door's gonna blow! 1211 01:19:18,870 --> 01:19:20,860 No! 1212 01:19:22,620 --> 01:19:27,280 - Oh! - We're going! It's gonna blow! 1213 01:19:27,420 --> 01:19:32,710 - A.J.'s still in there! - Blow the locks. No, the bolts! - We've gotta-- 1214 01:19:32,840 --> 01:19:37,220 I think we're almost there! 1215 01:19:37,340 --> 01:19:40,010 Flight, Independence does not have A.J. They're gonna close the door without him. 1216 01:19:40,100 --> 01:19:42,010 Tracking. They're 75 feet from the shuttle. 1217 01:19:42,100 --> 01:19:44,930 - Just tell 'em to air lock the door and go! - Dog the hatch now! 1218 01:19:45,060 --> 01:19:47,050 Close it! 1219 01:19:51,110 --> 01:19:53,560 Ho-- 1220 01:19:53,650 --> 01:19:58,310 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Colonel! That thing's comin' right for-- We got to move! 1221 01:20:01,620 --> 01:20:06,330 Hurry up! There's the shuttle door! 1222 01:20:06,460 --> 01:20:09,210 Fire's coming at us! Close the door now! 1223 01:20:14,470 --> 01:20:16,420 Go! Go! Go! 1224 01:20:23,600 --> 01:20:28,140 Freedom, the Independence crew is on board and accounted for. 1225 01:20:28,270 --> 01:20:32,270 - We're even heavy one cosmonaut. - They got 90 percent of their fuel. 1226 01:20:32,360 --> 01:20:34,400 Pretty intense, huh? 1227 01:20:34,490 --> 01:20:37,770 That's why I told you, "Touch nothing." 1228 01:20:37,860 --> 01:20:39,940 But you're bunch of cowboys. 1229 01:20:44,370 --> 01:20:47,080 So while the consciousness of the planet is unified, 1230 01:20:47,170 --> 01:20:50,910 focused on the NASA mission taking place right now in the vast ocean of space, 1231 01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:53,920 we're now in the final hours of the mission, 1232 01:20:54,010 --> 01:20:57,090 as the Freedom and Independence prepare to slingshot around the moon. 1233 01:21:05,640 --> 01:21:09,260 Morning, guys. It's time to suit up, I guess. 1234 01:21:09,350 --> 01:21:11,260 Uh, we got a big day. 1235 01:21:11,360 --> 01:21:15,140 - Eighteen seconds to radio interrupt. - Booster sequence confirmed. 1236 01:21:15,240 --> 01:21:18,320 This is Houston. Roger that, Freedom. We copy. 1237 01:21:18,410 --> 01:21:20,610 Shuttles are ready for the burn around the moon. 1238 01:21:20,700 --> 01:21:22,940 Radio contact terminated. We're out. 1239 01:21:23,030 --> 01:21:27,700 Nine and a half Gs for 11 minutes. I'd start praying about right now. 1240 01:21:32,920 --> 01:21:35,620 So this is the part where we're supposed to just... 1241 01:21:35,710 --> 01:21:38,340 hold on real tight and, uh, hope we don't die. 1242 01:21:38,430 --> 01:21:41,840 - Stand by for lunar roll. - High inclination. Lunar orbit. 1243 01:21:44,060 --> 01:21:46,730 You boys got those wills filled out correctly? 1244 01:22:02,280 --> 01:22:05,700 All right, men, this is what we trained for. Now just suck it up! 1245 01:22:05,830 --> 01:22:08,620 On the mark. Five. Four. 1246 01:22:08,750 --> 01:22:11,290 Three. Two. One. 1247 01:22:21,890 --> 01:22:24,420 - Is this supposed to be like this? - Don't worry. This is normal. 1248 01:22:24,560 --> 01:22:26,430 How would you know? 1249 01:22:26,560 --> 01:22:28,930 - Fourteen thousand miles an hour. - Four Gs. 1250 01:22:29,060 --> 01:22:32,180 - Ahh! - How long does this last? - Six Gs. 1251 01:22:35,270 --> 01:22:38,480 - Fifteen thousand. - Really heavy, man! - This isn't normal. 1252 01:22:38,610 --> 01:22:40,940 - What do you mean, "this isn't normal"? - This is way worse! 1253 01:22:41,070 --> 01:22:43,200 Eight Gs. Hang tight! 1254 01:22:43,280 --> 01:22:47,780 We're not gonna make it! Oh, we're gonna die! 1255 01:22:47,910 --> 01:22:50,120 Twelve minutes. Flight, we still got nothin' here. 1256 01:22:50,250 --> 01:22:54,030 This is too fast! 1257 01:22:58,340 --> 01:23:02,250 Ten Gs! 1258 01:23:12,480 --> 01:23:17,440 We're maxed at 22,500! 1259 01:23:25,740 --> 01:23:29,330 We have acquisition of signal from Independence and Freedom. 1260 01:23:29,450 --> 01:23:32,820 We're in, guys. All right. Welcome back, team. 1261 01:23:32,960 --> 01:23:35,250 We have visual of the target, Houston. 1262 01:23:44,340 --> 01:23:46,670 You see that? 1263 01:23:50,930 --> 01:23:54,980 Wow. 1264 01:23:55,060 --> 01:23:58,560 Come in, Independence. - Houston, you gotta see this to believe it. 1265 01:24:01,570 --> 01:24:05,150 Okay, team, let's take 'em in. Okay, Quincy, how much tail debris do we have? 1266 01:24:05,280 --> 01:24:07,440 Freedom, turn on FOD radar. 1267 01:24:07,530 --> 01:24:10,160 FOD radar on. 1268 01:24:10,910 --> 01:24:15,490 Everybody, hang on. This could get a little rough. Engaging evasive radar. 1269 01:24:22,550 --> 01:24:25,010 Hold on! 1270 01:24:34,230 --> 01:24:37,480 Goddamn! We got debris! 1271 01:24:39,110 --> 01:24:41,430 We're dumping auxiliary boosters. 1272 01:24:54,870 --> 01:24:57,910 - Houston, do you read me? - We got debris! 1273 01:25:00,760 --> 01:25:06,050 We're goin' in! We're comin' in hot! 1274 01:25:06,180 --> 01:25:09,460 Independence, try to maintain your present heading. You've got a target L.Z. 1275 01:25:09,600 --> 01:25:12,720 - There's too much debris! We gotta peel off! - Negative! 1276 01:25:14,770 --> 01:25:17,260 We're hit! 1277 01:25:20,440 --> 01:25:23,480 - Mayday, mayday! - I've lost main thrusters. Get 'em back up! 1278 01:25:23,610 --> 01:25:25,900 Mayday, Houston, mayday! We've lost R.C.S. thrusters! 1279 01:25:26,030 --> 01:25:30,030 Mayday, Freedom, mayday! We are out of control! We are going down! 1280 01:25:30,120 --> 01:25:32,440 Do you read me? Freedom, we are going down! 1281 01:25:45,630 --> 01:25:47,790 We're gonna hit! 1282 01:25:57,190 --> 01:26:01,400 Everybody, go to your own life support! Lock yourself in the cargo bay! 1283 01:26:03,320 --> 01:26:08,280 We are going down! Houston! Houston, we are going down! We have lost control! 1284 01:26:08,410 --> 01:26:10,980 I can't get it on! 1285 01:26:12,490 --> 01:26:15,780 - Good luck, Freedom. - Oh, my God, this is it. 1286 01:27:06,220 --> 01:27:09,000 Sharp, what the hell is that? Is that the Independence? 1287 01:27:14,930 --> 01:27:18,350 Houston, Independence is a dead stick. They're not gonna make it. 1288 01:27:31,370 --> 01:27:33,820 Houston, Independence has gone down. 1289 01:27:45,840 --> 01:27:48,250 When I touch this baby down, full reverse thrust. 1290 01:27:48,380 --> 01:27:51,420 - Fires on your right, Sharp! - Reversing the thrusters! 1291 01:27:52,550 --> 01:27:55,050 Hang tight! Hang tight! 1292 01:27:55,180 --> 01:27:58,720 Houston, we overshot our landing field. We overshot our landing field. 1293 01:27:58,810 --> 01:28:00,770 Oh, no! 1294 01:28:21,000 --> 01:28:23,370 - God! - Aah! 1295 01:28:37,720 --> 01:28:42,100 Initiate system light system check. Make sure we can still get off this rock. 1296 01:28:42,190 --> 01:28:46,140 Our electrical system is screwed. I'm going to back-up. Fuel seals check. 1297 01:28:46,280 --> 01:28:50,270 - Engine seals check. Pressure seals check. - Oh, God. Oh! 1298 01:28:52,700 --> 01:28:57,690 - Anyone hurt? - Where's-- 1299 01:28:57,830 --> 01:29:01,910 Where's the other shuttle? What happened to the other shuttle? 1300 01:29:02,000 --> 01:29:05,120 - Independence is off the grid. - "Off the grid"? 1301 01:29:05,210 --> 01:29:07,880 What are you, a freakin' cyborg? What does that mean? 1302 01:29:08,010 --> 01:29:10,670 Hey, you saw it yourself, right? 1303 01:29:10,800 --> 01:29:12,710 They're gone. 1304 01:29:12,840 --> 01:29:17,640 Come in, Freedom. This is CAPCOM Houston. Freedom, come in. 1305 01:29:17,770 --> 01:29:21,130 This is CAPCOM Houston. Come in, Freedom. 1306 01:29:21,230 --> 01:29:24,850 - God! - Let's just ask God to take care of our friends. 1307 01:29:26,900 --> 01:29:32,110 - May they rest in peace. - Amen. 1308 01:29:39,160 --> 01:29:42,580 We got eight hours. 1309 01:29:42,710 --> 01:29:44,870 Let's get this job done and go home. 1310 01:29:45,000 --> 01:29:46,910 Nothin'. 1311 01:29:47,050 --> 01:29:50,300 Come on, Watts, Sharp, somebody. 1312 01:29:50,380 --> 01:29:53,220 This is CAPCOM Houston. 1313 01:29:53,340 --> 01:29:58,220 Come in, Freedom. Freedom, come in. This is CAPCOM Houston. 1314 01:29:58,350 --> 01:30:03,470 - Maybe you shouldn't be here. - I don't have anywhere else to go. 1315 01:30:03,560 --> 01:30:05,720 Freedom, come in. This is CAPCOM Houston. 1316 01:30:07,650 --> 01:30:10,520 All right, let's get the tools unpacked and fire up the Armadillo. 1317 01:30:10,650 --> 01:30:13,740 - We're not getting a damn thing on the inertial nav system. - I know where we are. 1318 01:30:13,860 --> 01:30:16,620 Please step away. Radio signal's dead. 1319 01:30:16,740 --> 01:30:18,620 I'm flipping the backup generator. 1320 01:30:18,740 --> 01:30:21,070 Radio signal's gonna be cut in half till we get main power back. 1321 01:30:21,200 --> 01:30:26,710 We're in segment 202, lateral grid 9, site 15H-32, give or take a few yards. 1322 01:30:26,790 --> 01:30:31,590 - Captain America here blew the landing by 26 miles. - How the hell do you know that? 1323 01:30:31,720 --> 01:30:35,420 - Because I'm a genius. - The gauges will not read. 1324 01:30:35,550 --> 01:30:38,130 They're all peaked, like we're plugged into some magnetic field. 1325 01:30:38,260 --> 01:30:40,720 Well, who on this spaceship wants to know why? - By all means. 1326 01:30:40,850 --> 01:30:43,260 The reason we were shooting for grid 8 is because... 1327 01:30:43,390 --> 01:30:46,510 thermographics indicated that grid 9 was compressed iron ferrite. 1328 01:30:47,940 --> 01:30:50,810 Which means that you landed us on a goddamn iron plate. 1329 01:30:54,360 --> 01:30:56,740 All right. Well, you heard the man. Let's wheel out the remote satellite link. 1330 01:30:56,870 --> 01:31:00,860 - We need that radio. - Oh, God, please tell me we still got one of 'em. 1331 01:31:00,950 --> 01:31:04,200 Independence has flat-lined. 1332 01:31:45,290 --> 01:31:48,330 Oh. Oh. 1333 01:31:48,460 --> 01:31:51,160 Oscar! Oscar! 1334 01:31:54,760 --> 01:31:56,630 Oh, God! 1335 01:31:59,010 --> 01:32:00,970 Hello! Anyone! 1336 01:32:01,060 --> 01:32:05,630 Is anyone else alive? Somebody, help me! 1337 01:32:07,440 --> 01:32:10,220 A.J.! 1338 01:32:10,360 --> 01:32:13,520 - Where are you? - I'm here. 1339 01:32:16,820 --> 01:32:20,690 Lev, there's no one else. 1340 01:32:20,830 --> 01:32:23,740 - There's no one else. - I know. 1341 01:32:23,870 --> 01:32:26,440 Oh, man. 1342 01:32:26,540 --> 01:32:29,580 - Bear, where are you? - A.J.? A.J.? 1343 01:32:31,170 --> 01:32:34,040 I'm in the shuttle, man. 1344 01:32:34,170 --> 01:32:38,090 - Are you all right? - I'm so glad to see you, man. 1345 01:32:38,220 --> 01:32:42,170 I never thought I'd be so happy to see your ugly face. 1346 01:32:42,390 --> 01:32:46,520 - Houston, do you read? This is Freedom. - Check your thrusters. 1347 01:32:46,640 --> 01:32:50,340 - Houston, do you copy? - Is everyone good to go? 1348 01:33:00,410 --> 01:33:02,320 Wow. 1349 01:33:11,710 --> 01:33:15,760 Down here! In the valley! 1350 01:33:15,880 --> 01:33:18,590 This place is like Dr. Seuss's worst nightmare. 1351 01:33:18,720 --> 01:33:23,630 Let's get the remote satellite. We'll get better reception up there. 1352 01:33:23,760 --> 01:33:27,010 Bring Max down. Watch yourself through here, Max. 1353 01:33:27,100 --> 01:33:30,430 - There're a couple big fissures. - To the left! 1354 01:33:30,560 --> 01:33:33,770 Bring it to the left! 1355 01:33:37,110 --> 01:33:40,230 Rockhound, you come on down here and take some readings down in the flat spot. 1356 01:33:40,320 --> 01:33:44,240 Iron ferrite. 1357 01:33:48,040 --> 01:33:52,540 I have fire. Watts, I'm comin' back. Stand by. 1358 01:33:52,630 --> 01:33:56,580 - Mostly iron, Rockhound. - God, I hate knowing everything. 1359 01:33:56,710 --> 01:33:59,670 We couldn't have picked a worse spot to drill. 1360 01:33:59,800 --> 01:34:03,750 Well, I can pretty much guarantee it's not gonna be thicker than 50 feet. 1361 01:34:03,850 --> 01:34:06,760 - How do you figure that? - 'Cause if it is, we're screwed. 1362 01:34:09,140 --> 01:34:11,720 - Max, you good? - Yeah. Just makin' hole. 1363 01:34:11,810 --> 01:34:15,020 - Turn it around. - Friggin' outer space. 1364 01:34:17,190 --> 01:34:19,270 It's good. 1365 01:34:26,160 --> 01:34:29,780 All right. We're in. Another light. We're cuttin' through pretty good. 1366 01:34:29,870 --> 01:34:33,290 There's some stuff in here I ain't never seen. 1367 01:34:33,380 --> 01:34:36,410 All right, let's punch it down! 1368 01:34:36,500 --> 01:34:40,000 - Hey, Harry, did you see that? - Yeah, Max, I see it. I see it. What is it? 1369 01:34:40,130 --> 01:34:42,340 - We lost the bite in the bit. - All right. Back it off. Back it off. 1370 01:34:42,470 --> 01:34:44,680 Goddamn it! 1371 01:34:44,800 --> 01:34:49,300 Sounds like we twisted a shank. Back it out of there, Max. Good. Good. Hold 'er there. 1372 01:34:52,690 --> 01:34:56,470 Wow, this is a goddamn Greek tragedy. 1373 01:34:56,570 --> 01:35:00,650 - We've all seen broken drill heads before. - Not after ten feet. 1374 01:35:00,740 --> 01:35:03,690 - I never seen one. - Well, now you've seen one. 1375 01:35:03,820 --> 01:35:06,200 - What do you want? - Unpack the Judge. 1376 01:35:08,700 --> 01:35:10,860 Bear, Lev. 1377 01:35:11,000 --> 01:35:14,250 We're only three astronauts left now. 1378 01:35:14,380 --> 01:35:18,160 We're not astronauts. We're oil drillers. We're not even supposed to be here. 1379 01:35:18,260 --> 01:35:21,420 What? You're not astronaut? 1380 01:35:21,550 --> 01:35:23,790 I'm getting us outta here. Get in. 1381 01:35:23,890 --> 01:35:26,340 - Why? - Just get in the Armadillo. I have an idea. 1382 01:35:26,430 --> 01:35:28,760 Houston, this is Freedom. Do you copy? 1383 01:35:28,890 --> 01:35:31,380 Houston, do you copy? Freedom shuttle has-- 1384 01:35:31,520 --> 01:35:34,850 We're gettin' some scattered video feeds here. 1385 01:35:34,940 --> 01:35:38,190 Houston, this is Freedom. Do you copy? 1386 01:35:38,280 --> 01:35:40,810 - Thank God we have you, Freedom. - Freedom, this is Houston. Go ahead. 1387 01:35:40,900 --> 01:35:43,820 - Don't lose 'em, Malloy. - Sharp, I'm getting something. 1388 01:35:43,910 --> 01:35:46,860 - Houston, this is Freedom. We have landed safely. - Where are they? 1389 01:35:46,990 --> 01:35:49,320 We are at site coordinates approximately 15H-32-- 1390 01:35:49,410 --> 01:35:51,370 - Okay, I want to know everything we can about that location. - Got it. 1391 01:35:51,500 --> 01:35:54,250 - Get it before we lose 'em. - We're also having electric and antenna difficulties. 1392 01:35:54,380 --> 01:35:57,910 - Walter, get Mechanical on that. - But we have commenced drilling. 1393 01:35:58,050 --> 01:36:00,720 - Stevens, we're losin' him. Bring it up on four. On four. - Come on. 1394 01:36:00,840 --> 01:36:03,710 Shuttle flight capability not yet known. 1395 01:36:03,800 --> 01:36:05,880 - Bump the signal. - Bumping. - Houston. Houston. 1396 01:36:06,010 --> 01:36:08,800 We lost 'em. Get 'em back. Gruber, we need that hookup. 1397 01:36:10,930 --> 01:36:13,470 Show you how we do things where I come from. 1398 01:36:21,650 --> 01:36:23,940 Hold on! 1399 01:36:31,960 --> 01:36:33,950 Seat it. 1400 01:36:34,080 --> 01:36:37,250 All right, get ready. Max, thread it. 1401 01:36:38,920 --> 01:36:42,040 Guys, the clock is tickin'. Let's go, go, go, go, go! 1402 01:36:42,130 --> 01:36:44,840 All right! Good! Crank it loose! 1403 01:36:44,970 --> 01:36:47,540 Keep it at 25. Let's kick a little asteroid butt! 1404 01:36:47,640 --> 01:36:49,630 All right, Chick. Give me more torque on the turbine, huh? 1405 01:36:49,760 --> 01:36:52,520 Max, I need some more power down here! 1406 01:36:52,640 --> 01:36:55,050 - All right, boss. - Throw it in fourth, then drop the hammer. 1407 01:36:55,150 --> 01:36:57,720 - Let's drill through this turd. - Come on, boys. 1408 01:36:57,810 --> 01:37:02,640 We gotta hop. We're fallin' behind. Dig, dig, dig. Chew this iron bitch up. 1409 01:37:07,530 --> 01:37:09,440 - Chick, the tranny's stuck. - Harry! 1410 01:37:09,530 --> 01:37:12,570 - What is it? - Chick, come on! Help! 1411 01:37:12,660 --> 01:37:14,790 - Release the clutch! - Pull it up! 1412 01:37:14,920 --> 01:37:17,750 Okay. Well, this thing's not movin'. 1413 01:37:17,830 --> 01:37:20,080 No, no, no! Shut it down! Shut it-- 1414 01:37:27,220 --> 01:37:29,920 This is not workin' out, Harry. 1415 01:37:30,010 --> 01:37:34,930 - Oh, are you all right? - Oh, blew the tranny. Blew the tranny. 1416 01:37:35,020 --> 01:37:37,970 Come on, God. 1417 01:37:38,060 --> 01:37:41,480 Just a little help. That's all I'm askin'. 1418 01:37:41,570 --> 01:37:43,970 I think we're close enough. He might've heard ya. 1419 01:37:47,820 --> 01:37:50,990 Here's the bad news. Before the asteroid passed the moon, 1420 01:37:51,080 --> 01:37:53,370 her rotation was stable at 32 degrees on an x axis. 1421 01:37:53,500 --> 01:37:57,990 But now look at this. The lunar gravity's put her in a spin. 1422 01:37:58,130 --> 01:38:01,460 She's tumbling on all three axes. This wasn't expected, sir. 1423 01:38:01,550 --> 01:38:04,250 - What does this do for communications? - Not good. 1424 01:38:04,380 --> 01:38:07,550 We'll have definite contact with the shuttle for only seven more minutes. 1425 01:38:07,680 --> 01:38:09,420 - After that it's radio darkness. - For how long? 1426 01:38:09,550 --> 01:38:12,840 And after seven minutes, we may never hear from them again. 1427 01:38:12,930 --> 01:38:15,470 But we're trying to bounce a signal... 1428 01:38:15,560 --> 01:38:18,020 off a Russian military satellite, reestablish contact that way. 1429 01:38:18,100 --> 01:38:22,480 If we lose the shuttle com, when do we lose the ability to remote detonate that nuke? 1430 01:38:22,570 --> 01:38:25,140 The weapon remote receives a signal from a Milstar satellite. 1431 01:38:25,240 --> 01:38:27,150 Higher orbit, more powerful transmitter. 1432 01:38:27,240 --> 01:38:31,650 If we've got the shuttle for seven minutes, we can remote detonate for an additional five. 1433 01:38:31,740 --> 01:38:33,740 What he's trying to say, General, is that, uh, in 12 minutes' time, 1434 01:38:33,870 --> 01:38:37,540 you may lose the ability to detonate the nuke... permanently. 1435 01:38:37,620 --> 01:38:39,700 I've got to inform the president. 1436 01:38:39,830 --> 01:38:43,750 Just want to make sure you know we're stuck on an asteroid. 1437 01:38:43,880 --> 01:38:45,750 - Do you know what you're doing now? - No, no. 1438 01:38:45,880 --> 01:38:49,050 You know what? I have no idea what I'm doing. I have no idea. 1439 01:38:49,180 --> 01:38:51,380 This button-- I don't know what that does, okay? 1440 01:38:51,510 --> 01:38:54,050 All I know is that we just crashed back there, 1441 01:38:54,180 --> 01:38:57,050 I lost two of my friends, we're 25 miles from Harry's shuttle. 1442 01:38:57,140 --> 01:39:00,640 We don't know if he's alive. We don't know if he can fly. All I know is, there's a beep... 1443 01:39:00,770 --> 01:39:02,930 on this thing and I'm trying to get us there. 1444 01:39:11,240 --> 01:39:14,240 Let's get it unpacked. 1445 01:39:14,370 --> 01:39:18,030 - What's up? - We're drilling through some kind of metal I've never seen before. 1446 01:39:18,120 --> 01:39:21,080 It's fried two of our drill bits, and now we blew our first transmission. 1447 01:39:21,170 --> 01:39:24,090 - So how deep are we? - We could use your help with the transmission, Colonel. 1448 01:39:24,170 --> 01:39:27,090 I have an assessment report due now. We're supposed to be at 200 feet. 1449 01:39:27,170 --> 01:39:30,210 - So how deep are we? - Not as deep as we'll be... 1450 01:39:30,300 --> 01:39:32,920 when you quit askin' me these questions and help us load this transmission on. 1451 01:39:33,060 --> 01:39:36,510 - What is our current depth? - Our current depth is not important, Colonel. 1452 01:39:36,640 --> 01:39:39,220 I'll decide what's important. We've got 800 feet to drill. 1453 01:39:39,310 --> 01:39:42,270 You've had two and a half hours. Where are we? 1454 01:39:44,150 --> 01:39:46,110 We're at 57 feet. 1455 01:39:46,240 --> 01:39:50,100 Now, if you're not too busy, maybe you can give us a hand with this transmission. 1456 01:39:50,240 --> 01:39:55,450 Colonel Sharp! Get this strapped up. I'll be right back. Colonel Sharp! 1457 01:39:55,540 --> 01:39:58,570 All right. I'm coming through. We have contact. Over. 1458 01:39:58,660 --> 01:40:01,580 That's as clear as it's gonna get. 1459 01:40:01,670 --> 01:40:03,960 Houston, this is Freedom. Do you copy? 1460 01:40:04,040 --> 01:40:08,260 Working at a remote satellite link at this moment. Transmission change. 1461 01:40:08,340 --> 01:40:10,960 - Colonel! - Twenty minutes. Puts drilling final at ten hours. 1462 01:40:11,090 --> 01:40:14,790 Please advise. That's four hours past the zero barrier. Please advise. 1463 01:40:14,930 --> 01:40:17,850 What the hell is this? "Zero depth"? 1464 01:40:17,980 --> 01:40:20,550 And where'd this come from? Who are you talkin' to? Is that Truman? 1465 01:40:20,690 --> 01:40:25,100 Lemme have that phone. Gimme the phone. Truman! Look, this is what happens when you drill. 1466 01:40:25,190 --> 01:40:29,240 We cannot use your "U.S. Air Force Personnel Only" drill time card. 1467 01:40:29,360 --> 01:40:31,980 - Who wrote this thing, by the way? - We're losing coms again. 1468 01:40:32,110 --> 01:40:34,020 Look-- Is he getting this? Does he hear me or-- What's wrong with this? 1469 01:40:34,160 --> 01:40:36,830 - The com's down. - What do you mean, "the com's down"? 1470 01:40:36,910 --> 01:40:39,200 What do I mean? I mean we've lost communication to mission control. 1471 01:40:39,330 --> 01:40:42,000 Fine. Let's go back to the cargo bay and get the transmission-- 1472 01:40:42,080 --> 01:40:44,790 Harry, guess what. You had your shot. You didn't do it. You understand me? 1473 01:40:44,880 --> 01:40:49,460 - You can't-- - Why don't you stay here-- 1474 01:40:49,550 --> 01:40:53,500 Write a report, why don't ya? That'll be-- 1475 01:40:53,640 --> 01:40:55,630 My men and I will go and get this hole dug! 1476 01:40:55,720 --> 01:40:59,510 You and your men are the biggest mistake in the history of NASA. 1477 01:41:01,440 --> 01:41:04,440 - We've lost communication. - Oh, God. 1478 01:41:07,230 --> 01:41:12,030 - We're not lookin' too good right now. - No shit. 1479 01:41:12,110 --> 01:41:14,690 We gotta get that radio back up. 1480 01:41:16,700 --> 01:41:19,700 Mr. President, it's time to make a decision. 1481 01:41:19,790 --> 01:41:24,530 We can remote detonate the bomb for only another five minutes. 1482 01:41:24,630 --> 01:41:30,300 Yes? Kimsey here. Yes, Mr. President. 1483 01:41:30,420 --> 01:41:32,330 Yes, we saw that too, sir. 1484 01:41:32,430 --> 01:41:35,300 But maybe we should wait until they-- 1485 01:41:42,270 --> 01:41:45,390 Dan, get them out of there. 1486 01:41:45,520 --> 01:41:48,390 - Evac right now. - What's goin' on here? 1487 01:41:48,530 --> 01:41:50,650 I've been ordered to override the system. 1488 01:41:55,450 --> 01:41:57,770 Well, what is this? 1489 01:42:02,000 --> 01:42:04,620 Secondary protocol. 1490 01:42:09,920 --> 01:42:11,960 But they haven't drilled the damn hole yet! 1491 01:42:16,930 --> 01:42:19,050 The president's advisors feel that the drilling isn't working. 1492 01:42:19,140 --> 01:42:20,930 And we've lost radio contact, maybe for good. 1493 01:42:21,020 --> 01:42:24,020 We've only got a few minutes left of guaranteed ability to remote detonate that nuke. 1494 01:42:24,150 --> 01:42:26,980 If we don't do it now we could lose control, and we may never get it back. 1495 01:42:27,110 --> 01:42:29,980 Well, you tell the president that he better fire his so-called advisors. 1496 01:42:30,110 --> 01:42:33,440 If you detonate that nuke on the surface, we waste a perfectly good bomb, 1497 01:42:33,570 --> 01:42:35,610 and we have one chance to save this planet! 1498 01:42:46,540 --> 01:42:51,880 I need that radio. Gruber, give me everything you got now! - Roger that. 1499 01:42:55,720 --> 01:42:58,970 Yes, Mr. President, I understand that completely, but my point is very, very simple. 1500 01:42:59,100 --> 01:43:01,590 And I think you need to trust me on this because I know something about it. 1501 01:43:01,680 --> 01:43:04,770 I guarantee you, if you do this, you kill us all. 1502 01:43:08,520 --> 01:43:10,810 Yes, sir. 1503 01:43:10,900 --> 01:43:13,140 General, he wants you. 1504 01:43:15,280 --> 01:43:18,320 This is Kimsey. Yes, sir. 1505 01:43:18,410 --> 01:43:20,860 I understand. 1506 01:43:23,000 --> 01:43:25,870 The orders are to remote detonate in 30 seconds. 1507 01:43:26,000 --> 01:43:29,500 You have not told them yet! 1508 01:43:29,630 --> 01:43:32,120 That is my father up there! 1509 01:43:32,210 --> 01:43:35,550 This is one order you shouldn't follow, and you fucking know it! 1510 01:43:35,680 --> 01:43:38,350 Let her go. Let her go! 1511 01:43:39,510 --> 01:43:41,590 Your key, sir. 1512 01:43:44,270 --> 01:43:48,140 God be with them. 1513 01:43:48,230 --> 01:43:51,020 Slow it down. 1514 01:43:58,120 --> 01:44:00,020 Harry... 1515 01:44:00,160 --> 01:44:03,690 the clock on that nine-foot nuclear weapon is ticking. 1516 01:44:05,080 --> 01:44:08,500 Oh, my God! Sharp! Get back here now! 1517 01:44:09,920 --> 01:44:12,130 What? Get the shuttle ready to evac now! 1518 01:44:12,250 --> 01:44:14,880 - It just came on all by itself. What the hell's happening? - Secondary protocol. 1519 01:44:14,970 --> 01:44:16,870 - What's that? What? - Secondary protocol. 1520 01:44:17,010 --> 01:44:18,750 - What does that mean? - What the hell's secondary protocol? 1521 01:44:18,890 --> 01:44:20,710 - They're detonating this thing from Earth. - What do you mean, detonating? 1522 01:44:20,850 --> 01:44:22,590 - We haven't even drilled the hole yet! - We'll drop it in the hole. 1523 01:44:22,720 --> 01:44:24,760 - What're you talkin' about? - The hole? Whoa, whoa! - Get your helmets on now! 1524 01:44:24,890 --> 01:44:27,890 - Oh, no, no. How-How you turn it off? - I got two men out on that rock! 1525 01:44:27,980 --> 01:44:30,270 I got a man out there too. We gotta evac now. 1526 01:44:30,400 --> 01:44:32,270 Max, Rockhound, get back to the shuttle, double-time! 1527 01:44:32,400 --> 01:44:35,270 - They could be on their way here. - They're not on their way here. 1528 01:44:35,400 --> 01:44:38,110 They would've talked to us by now. We would've seen them. 1529 01:44:38,240 --> 01:44:41,360 - Watts, air lock the cockpit now! - I copy you. 1530 01:44:41,450 --> 01:44:44,740 - Max, Rockhound! - Hey, wait a minute! How do you turn this thing off? 1531 01:44:44,830 --> 01:44:48,250 - Harry, do you copy? - Somethin's wrong. 1532 01:44:48,330 --> 01:44:51,040 Yeah, it's all wrong, man. We shouldn't even be up here. 1533 01:44:51,130 --> 01:44:53,120 I know. Let's go back to the ship! 1534 01:44:53,250 --> 01:44:55,880 I'm not leavin' without my men, Sharp. 1535 01:44:55,970 --> 01:44:59,130 We've got two and a half minutes to drop it and get off this rock. 1536 01:44:59,260 --> 01:45:01,550 If they're not back by the time we finish, we leave without 'em. 1537 01:45:01,640 --> 01:45:04,050 Okay, let's simplify this. Let's just turn the bomb off right now. 1538 01:45:04,140 --> 01:45:06,930 If we don't put this bomb down in a hole 800 feet onto a fault line, 1539 01:45:07,060 --> 01:45:09,270 all you're gonna have is a real expensive fireworks show. 1540 01:45:09,350 --> 01:45:11,890 This is turnin' into a surrealistic nightmare here. 1541 01:45:11,980 --> 01:45:14,390 Watsler, are you listening? It's Truman. 1542 01:45:14,480 --> 01:45:18,430 Okay, listen to me carefully. I want you to kill it. Kill the uplink. 1543 01:45:30,000 --> 01:45:33,620 - Give us the time, Sharp. Shut this bomb down now! - It's not my call. 1544 01:45:33,710 --> 01:45:36,380 - Then whose call is it? - An order to detonate can only come from the president. 1545 01:45:36,510 --> 01:45:38,330 - The president's not here! You've gotta give us more time! - Let's just turn it off now. 1546 01:45:38,470 --> 01:45:40,460 I'm telling you to shut this bomb down now! 1547 01:45:40,550 --> 01:45:42,460 - And I'm telling you it's not my call! - Well, guess what. 1548 01:45:42,600 --> 01:45:45,380 - I just made the call for you. - Harry! 1549 01:45:46,680 --> 01:45:50,470 Don't. You could set it off. 1550 01:45:50,600 --> 01:45:54,270 Oh, man. What're you doin' with a gun in space? 1551 01:45:57,320 --> 01:46:02,110 Come on. Come on. We gotta stop that bomb right now. Kill the uplink. 1552 01:46:02,200 --> 01:46:07,490 - This thing is gonna blow. We gotta get it off the ship. - Easy. 1553 01:46:07,580 --> 01:46:12,950 - Stand down, Sergeant. - Shut this bomb down and let us finish our job the right way. 1554 01:46:13,040 --> 01:46:15,170 I'm under orders to protect a surface detonation. 1555 01:46:15,250 --> 01:46:19,420 I'm gonna give you three seconds to shut this bomb down, and then I'm gonna make you shoot me. 1556 01:46:20,760 --> 01:46:23,050 Hurry, Watsler. For Christ's sake, hurry. 1557 01:46:25,390 --> 01:46:27,960 What happened? 1558 01:46:30,140 --> 01:46:33,100 Aah! 1559 01:46:33,230 --> 01:46:37,520 Sir, the override-- It's been overridden. 1560 01:46:37,650 --> 01:46:41,150 I bought us a couple of minutes, so get that radio workin', okay? Hurry, hurry! 1561 01:46:43,280 --> 01:46:47,410 Bring me all the way up here just to blow me and my friends up? Is that it? 1562 01:46:47,540 --> 01:46:49,660 - Listen-- - Shut up! 1563 01:46:49,750 --> 01:46:54,160 Shut up, Colonel. I'm talking now. 1564 01:46:54,250 --> 01:46:57,370 It could start again. It might've been a warning. 1565 01:46:57,460 --> 01:46:59,370 Uh-oh. 1566 01:46:59,470 --> 01:47:01,870 That's why you are gonna dismantle this bomb. 1567 01:47:02,010 --> 01:47:04,930 All right. What'd we miss? 1568 01:47:08,770 --> 01:47:11,600 - Do it again. - Go. 1569 01:47:14,110 --> 01:47:16,010 Keep tryin'. 1570 01:47:18,610 --> 01:47:23,440 Sir, I need you to cease and desist. I need your terminal... now. 1571 01:47:26,330 --> 01:47:29,610 - They're reactivating the bomb. - Comin' back on-line, sir. 1572 01:47:29,750 --> 01:47:32,620 Oh, geez. Here we go again. 1573 01:47:32,750 --> 01:47:35,950 What're you doin' up here? And why did you even bother to make the trip? 1574 01:47:36,090 --> 01:47:39,000 To do the right thing, to see that it's done. 1575 01:47:46,140 --> 01:47:48,550 For God's sakes, think about what you're doin'. 1576 01:47:48,640 --> 01:47:52,770 Why are you listenin' to someone that's 100,000 miles away? 1577 01:47:52,850 --> 01:47:56,930 We're here. Nobody down there can help us. 1578 01:47:57,020 --> 01:48:00,690 So if we don't get this job done, then everybody's gone. 1579 01:48:00,820 --> 01:48:03,110 One minute. 1580 01:48:03,200 --> 01:48:06,030 I've been drillin' holes in the earth for 30 years. 1581 01:48:06,160 --> 01:48:10,820 And I have never, never missed a depth that I have aimed for. 1582 01:48:10,950 --> 01:48:14,290 And by God, I am not gonna miss this one. I will make 800 feet. 1583 01:48:14,420 --> 01:48:19,960 - Forty-two seconds. - But I can't do it alone, Colonel. I need your help. 1584 01:48:20,050 --> 01:48:24,130 You swear on your daughter's life, on my family's, 1585 01:48:24,220 --> 01:48:26,130 that you can hit that mark? 1586 01:48:26,220 --> 01:48:31,210 I will make 800 feet. I swear to God, I will. 1587 01:48:31,350 --> 01:48:34,300 Then let's turn this bomb off. 1588 01:48:45,610 --> 01:48:49,360 Steady. Take it back. That's what you'll have to do. Get 'em off backwards. 1589 01:48:49,490 --> 01:48:52,910 - Rainbow track? Under-- Under one? Under-- Okay. - All of 'em. All of 'em. 1590 01:48:53,040 --> 01:48:56,450 - Okay. Are we free of static? - Oh, do a good job. Do a good job. 1591 01:48:56,540 --> 01:48:58,500 - Steady. Steady. - Good job. All right. All right. 1592 01:48:58,590 --> 01:49:01,960 Go! Go! Go! Red wire "A." Ready? And-- 1593 01:49:02,050 --> 01:49:04,500 Now. Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! 1594 01:49:04,630 --> 01:49:06,790 Negative "B." 1595 01:49:06,890 --> 01:49:11,550 - Ready, and now. - Do a good job. Do a good job. - Track flipped. Hots in. 1596 01:49:11,680 --> 01:49:14,140 - It better be. Go. - Red or blue? 1597 01:49:15,390 --> 01:49:17,890 Re-- 1598 01:49:21,940 --> 01:49:23,850 Blue. 1599 01:49:26,280 --> 01:49:28,190 Good job! 1600 01:49:33,200 --> 01:49:36,210 Oh, God, it sucks up here. 1601 01:49:36,580 --> 01:49:39,950 - Sir, the clock has stopped at three seconds. - What? 1602 01:49:41,130 --> 01:49:43,250 Have we lost complete radio contact? 1603 01:49:43,340 --> 01:49:46,090 I got some magic happening. We're bouncing off Russian and French satellites. 1604 01:49:46,180 --> 01:49:49,790 - It may have a faint signal. - Houston? Houston, do you copy? 1605 01:49:51,350 --> 01:49:53,670 Go ahead, Freedom. 1606 01:49:53,810 --> 01:49:56,890 Houston, you have a problem-- Problem. 1607 01:49:56,980 --> 01:49:59,600 See, I promised my little girl that I'd be comin' home. 1608 01:49:59,730 --> 01:50:05,570 Now, I don't know what you people are doin' down there, but we got a hole to dig up there. 1609 01:50:05,650 --> 01:50:09,020 Go, go, go, go! Come on. We got work to do. 1610 01:50:09,160 --> 01:50:12,940 Okay, guys. All go, no quit. How ya doin' down there? Good? 1611 01:50:13,080 --> 01:50:15,950 Okay, got the tranny. We're back in business. 1612 01:50:16,040 --> 01:50:19,460 Hey, you guys should take a break and come up and see this. 1613 01:50:21,170 --> 01:50:23,960 Wow. Got a great view of the Earth from here. 1614 01:50:24,050 --> 01:50:26,290 Too bad we'll never set foot on her again. 1615 01:50:26,380 --> 01:50:28,590 - Lev, do you see anything? - No. 1616 01:50:28,680 --> 01:50:30,630 Well, keep goin'. I'm not givin' up. 1617 01:50:31,850 --> 01:50:33,970 Hold up here, Bear. 1618 01:50:34,100 --> 01:50:36,220 - Oh, boy. - This is great. 1619 01:50:36,350 --> 01:50:39,220 We just happen to run into the Grand Canyon on the asteroid? 1620 01:50:39,350 --> 01:50:42,600 I told you, you took a wrong way, a wrong road. 1621 01:50:42,690 --> 01:50:45,940 What-What road? Do you see any roads around here? 1622 01:50:46,030 --> 01:50:50,110 You know what? I do not have much pleasure being near God's ear. 1623 01:50:50,200 --> 01:50:52,770 But you think this is looking good, or what? 1624 01:50:52,870 --> 01:50:57,330 Lev, why don't you just do humanity a favour and just shut the hell up? 1625 01:51:01,790 --> 01:51:04,170 Have you ever heard of Evel Knievel? 1626 01:51:04,300 --> 01:51:06,620 No, I never saw Star Wars. 1627 01:51:12,890 --> 01:51:15,340 All right. Doin' a good job. 1628 01:51:15,470 --> 01:51:17,880 - Give me a depth reading, Max. - We're 150 feet, Harry. 1629 01:51:23,320 --> 01:51:27,020 Ride 'em, cowboy! Yippee-kai-yo, kai-yay! 1630 01:51:27,110 --> 01:51:31,320 Get off... the nuclear... warhead. 1631 01:51:31,410 --> 01:51:33,400 I was doin' that guy from that movie, you know, 1632 01:51:33,530 --> 01:51:36,620 Slim Pickens, where he rides it all the way in-- the nuclear warhead. 1633 01:51:36,750 --> 01:51:39,530 - Now. - Oh, you didn't see that one, huh? 1634 01:51:39,670 --> 01:51:42,540 We got 700 feet of hole to dig, Rockhound. 1635 01:51:42,630 --> 01:51:45,630 All right. Just-Just wanted to feel the power between my legs, brother. 1636 01:51:47,880 --> 01:51:50,210 Hey, Sharp. 1637 01:51:50,300 --> 01:51:53,500 No nukes! No nukes! No nukes! 1638 01:51:53,600 --> 01:51:55,590 You got any more bullets in that gun, Sharp? 1639 01:51:55,810 --> 01:51:58,560 What did Watts tell you, Bear? If she kicked you in the balls, you'd keep floating. 1640 01:51:58,690 --> 01:52:01,600 Yeah. 1641 01:52:01,730 --> 01:52:03,600 We turn the thrusters off, 1642 01:52:03,730 --> 01:52:06,100 we jump this thing, we float right over it. 1643 01:52:06,230 --> 01:52:08,310 Go over it again, Lev. 1644 01:52:08,450 --> 01:52:13,240 - Throw the jet thrusters off exactly when we jump. - Okay. 1645 01:52:13,370 --> 01:52:16,240 And then we're gonna put them on, and we gonna go down nice and slow. 1646 01:52:16,370 --> 01:52:19,370 - That's it. That's it, baby. That's it. - Is this gonna work? 1647 01:52:19,460 --> 01:52:23,500 - I don't know. - Lev, you know what, just lie to me. 1648 01:52:23,630 --> 01:52:26,750 Let's say 50-50-- No. More like, uh-- 1649 01:52:26,880 --> 01:52:29,920 like 70-30 or 80-20. 1650 01:52:30,050 --> 01:52:35,040 But you know what? If it works, the two of you gonna be heroes, just like me. 1651 01:52:35,140 --> 01:52:38,590 Screw it. We're jumpin' over this canyon. 1652 01:52:41,770 --> 01:52:46,020 Just for the record, this is a very bad idea! 1653 01:52:48,280 --> 01:52:51,400 - Wait for the edge. Don't hit it till we get there. - I'm waiting. 1654 01:52:53,490 --> 01:52:56,410 Three. 1655 01:52:56,490 --> 01:52:58,950 Two. One! 1656 01:52:59,040 --> 01:53:01,110 Aah! 1657 01:53:08,630 --> 01:53:11,800 - Yes! It's working! - It's working! 1658 01:53:11,930 --> 01:53:15,340 Oh, my God! 1659 01:53:15,470 --> 01:53:20,180 - I'm a genius! Wait a minute. - Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 1660 01:53:20,310 --> 01:53:22,550 - We got some rocks! - Go left! Go left! 1661 01:53:22,690 --> 01:53:25,310 Lev, Lev, I can't do anything! 1662 01:53:34,530 --> 01:53:37,490 Oh, okay, okay, we're floating into outer space. 1663 01:53:37,620 --> 01:53:39,860 - Check main switch. - Uh, this could be a little bit of a problem. 1664 01:53:41,290 --> 01:53:43,410 - Thrusters on... now! - All right, turn 'em on. 1665 01:53:43,540 --> 01:53:47,240 What's wrong? 1666 01:53:47,380 --> 01:53:51,840 I-I don't know. The-The thrusters not working. I hate this machine! 1667 01:53:51,920 --> 01:53:54,330 - I thought you had this planned! What're we supposed to do? - Be quiet! I must think! 1668 01:53:54,470 --> 01:53:57,510 - I'm stepping outside. - You're-You're going outside? 1669 01:53:57,640 --> 01:54:03,180 I am the only certified astronaut, and I'm saving your American ass! 1670 01:54:06,440 --> 01:54:09,360 Yes. You'll listen to him. Right. 1671 01:54:14,570 --> 01:54:18,360 Hurry up, Lev, because we're about a mile off the asteroid! 1672 01:54:18,450 --> 01:54:21,740 Just a second. The fuel line is iced up. 1673 01:54:21,870 --> 01:54:26,200 - I think maybe workin' now. - No, Lev, it's not working! 1674 01:54:26,290 --> 01:54:29,130 I'm sorry, A.J. I was way off the odds. 1675 01:54:29,250 --> 01:54:31,790 - We're gettin' higher, man. - Look out! 1676 01:54:31,920 --> 01:54:33,830 The rocks! Rocks are coming! 1677 01:54:40,770 --> 01:54:45,010 - Hold on! - Aah! 1678 01:54:46,610 --> 01:54:49,060 - Pull the thrusters! - Lev, look out! 1679 01:54:55,950 --> 01:54:58,900 - We lost Lev. - A.J.! 1680 01:54:59,030 --> 01:55:02,490 - A.J., the thrusters! - Aah! 1681 01:55:05,540 --> 01:55:07,660 Let's get Lev back! 1682 01:55:07,790 --> 01:55:12,340 Aah! 1683 01:55:16,180 --> 01:55:18,580 Lev, hold on! We're comin' in! 1684 01:55:35,150 --> 01:55:36,980 Thank You, Jesus. Thank You, Lord. 1685 01:55:37,110 --> 01:55:39,240 Thank You. Thank You, thank You, thank You, thank You. 1686 01:55:39,330 --> 01:55:42,240 Lev! 1687 01:55:42,330 --> 01:55:47,780 - Now I'm really a Russian hero! - I told you! 1688 01:55:47,920 --> 01:55:50,370 - I know! - I knew this would work! 1689 01:55:50,500 --> 01:55:52,830 - Good odds, you know? - Come on, Lev. 1690 01:55:52,960 --> 01:55:55,670 - Get in here. We gotta go. - Yah! 1691 01:55:59,010 --> 01:56:01,300 Rockhound, keep on that transmission. 1692 01:56:01,430 --> 01:56:03,720 - Tranny looks good, Harry. - All right. Take it outta there. 1693 01:56:03,850 --> 01:56:05,760 Lock it down, Chick. 1694 01:56:07,480 --> 01:56:11,060 Nice. 1695 01:56:11,190 --> 01:56:13,810 How come we didn't get any training on this thing? 1696 01:56:13,940 --> 01:56:17,610 Whoa. Very cool. I could take out this asteroid single-handedly. 1697 01:56:17,700 --> 01:56:21,150 Okay, boys, give it a rest. I'll take it from here. 1698 01:56:21,280 --> 01:56:24,040 Whoa! 1699 01:56:24,160 --> 01:56:26,620 - What the hell is that? - It's Rockhound. - Whoa. 1700 01:56:26,710 --> 01:56:28,830 This is so much fun, it's freaky. 1701 01:56:30,840 --> 01:56:32,960 Rockhound! 1702 01:56:33,050 --> 01:56:35,170 Whoa, watch your heads. Sorry, Harry. 1703 01:56:37,760 --> 01:56:40,510 - Outta my way, boys! - Rockhound! 1704 01:56:40,640 --> 01:56:44,390 Meet your maker, asteroid! 1705 01:56:47,600 --> 01:56:50,940 - What the hell's the matter with you, Rockhound? Goddamn! - This is insane. 1706 01:56:51,060 --> 01:56:54,900 - Have you lost your mind? - No. - He's got space dementia. 1707 01:56:55,030 --> 01:56:57,190 Harry, you want to watch your man. 1708 01:56:59,740 --> 01:57:04,900 Max, downshift and put it in reverse. We gotta get that pipe outta there. 1709 01:57:05,040 --> 01:57:07,160 Uh-oh. 1710 01:57:09,750 --> 01:57:12,590 - What's happening? - The ground's cracking! - Earthquake! 1711 01:57:20,930 --> 01:57:24,260 Quick, shut it off! 1712 01:57:24,390 --> 01:57:27,720 - Shut it off! Shut it off now! - We're gonna have a blowout! 1713 01:57:27,850 --> 01:57:30,260 - We hit a gas pocket! - We got pressure out the ass! 1714 01:57:32,610 --> 01:57:36,440 Max, get your helmet on! Max, she's gonna blow! 1715 01:57:36,570 --> 01:57:39,650 - Aah! Oh, Jesus, I'm cooking! - Max, get outta there! 1716 01:57:39,780 --> 01:57:43,910 This is it! Harry! 1717 01:57:46,250 --> 01:57:48,240 I'm bailing! 1718 01:57:51,420 --> 01:57:52,910 Max! 1719 01:57:54,920 --> 01:57:57,000 Goodbye, Max. 1720 01:57:57,130 --> 01:58:00,420 - Max! - Take care, buddy. 1721 01:58:00,550 --> 01:58:03,970 - Armadillo's off the scope. - I think we've had a blowout. - No sign of the Armadillo. 1722 01:58:35,630 --> 01:58:38,880 Get ahold of Truman. 1723 01:58:39,010 --> 01:58:41,300 Prepare the world for bad news. 1724 01:58:48,270 --> 01:58:51,020 We're getting sketchy information that the mission... 1725 01:58:51,140 --> 01:58:53,720 has suffered massive failure. 1726 01:58:53,860 --> 01:58:55,730 And what we're trying to do right now... 1727 01:58:55,860 --> 01:58:57,900 is to confirm that and find out exactly what that means. 1728 01:58:58,030 --> 01:59:00,940 We're getting leaks from several NASA officials, 1729 01:59:01,030 --> 01:59:03,490 some rushing home to be with their families, 1730 01:59:03,570 --> 01:59:06,150 that the drilling was unsuccessful. 1731 01:59:15,500 --> 01:59:18,210 This could very well be our final hour. 1732 01:59:22,180 --> 01:59:24,050 We're gonna go off the air now. 1733 01:59:24,180 --> 01:59:27,050 Good luck and God bless. 1734 01:59:30,680 --> 01:59:32,430 - We've got incoming. - I got tracks. 1735 01:59:32,560 --> 01:59:34,640 NORAD's tracking four small incoming over Europe. 1736 01:59:34,730 --> 01:59:36,640 I think one's about to hit near Paris. 1737 02:00:00,510 --> 02:00:04,370 Reports are coming in. 1738 02:00:04,510 --> 02:00:07,350 Martial law has been implemented in 42 countries. 1739 02:00:07,430 --> 02:00:09,670 Once the asteroid hits zero barrier, 1740 02:00:09,770 --> 02:00:14,100 it will take about three hours and 57 minutes to impact Earth. 1741 02:00:17,900 --> 02:00:19,770 I guess we do it the president's way. 1742 02:00:19,900 --> 02:00:22,060 I'll order an evac. You can remote detonate. 1743 02:00:22,190 --> 02:00:25,360 - You still don't think this'll work, do you? - What I think is irrelevant. 1744 02:00:25,450 --> 02:00:28,400 - We need to do it now. - Fine. 1745 02:00:28,490 --> 02:00:30,570 - Can they still take off? - We hope so. 1746 02:00:30,700 --> 02:00:32,740 You are the one that pulled them into this! 1747 02:00:32,870 --> 02:00:36,790 That is my family up there, so I don't wanna hear, "We hope so"! 1748 02:00:41,920 --> 02:00:45,130 Guess what, guys? It's time to embrace the horror. 1749 02:00:45,260 --> 02:00:48,710 Look. We got front-row tickets to the end of the Earth. 1750 02:01:11,120 --> 02:01:15,530 - Yeah! - Way to go, baby! - Harry! 1751 02:01:22,090 --> 02:01:24,920 Yo, Harry! What's up, baby? 1752 02:01:25,010 --> 02:01:27,960 Hey, get that bomb outta there! We got a hole to make! 1753 02:01:28,050 --> 02:01:31,550 Houston, you're not gonna believe this, 1754 02:01:31,680 --> 02:01:34,260 but the other Armadillo has arrived. 1755 02:01:34,350 --> 02:01:37,720 All right, people, listen up. Settle down and focus. 1756 02:01:37,850 --> 02:01:41,310 - Mechanical, get on-line. - P.P.O., gimme a setup. - Your boyfriend's back. 1757 02:01:42,820 --> 02:01:45,270 Yo, Harry! 1758 02:01:45,360 --> 02:01:48,480 Hey, Harry. You miss me? 1759 02:01:48,620 --> 02:01:52,150 A.J., I got just five words for ya. 1760 02:01:52,290 --> 02:01:55,570 - Damn glad to see ya, boy! - That's six words. 1761 02:01:55,710 --> 02:01:58,710 Chick, walk 'em down. - So where's this hole you need dug? 1762 02:01:58,830 --> 02:02:01,590 Houston, drilling has recommenced. 1763 02:02:01,710 --> 02:02:05,160 Do you think they can drill 250 feet in an hour? 1764 02:02:05,300 --> 02:02:07,290 They better. 1765 02:02:07,380 --> 02:02:10,010 Bring that piece on in, Bear. 1766 02:02:10,140 --> 02:02:12,810 Tractor pull. 1767 02:02:12,890 --> 02:02:16,180 - I'm comin' down! - We got 250 feet to go. 1768 02:02:16,310 --> 02:02:19,350 It's our last transmission, last drill head. 1769 02:02:19,480 --> 02:02:23,480 Punch it through. First gear. We got contact. 1770 02:02:23,570 --> 02:02:28,530 Come on down, A.J. I got this, man. Let's go! 1771 02:02:28,610 --> 02:02:32,530 Lev, the right engine hub. Houston, I'm getting no response from the preflight sequence. 1772 02:02:32,660 --> 02:02:36,200 Come on, now. This is not-- Hey-- Hey, come here. 1773 02:02:36,330 --> 02:02:40,380 Can you get me outta here, please, Lev? Thank you. 1774 02:02:40,460 --> 02:02:43,710 - Ow! Jesus! Hey! - Wait. Uh, shh, shh. 1775 02:02:43,800 --> 02:02:46,200 - Lev, the right engine-- - Okay. 1776 02:02:46,340 --> 02:02:49,290 Lemme outta here, will ya? Just tryin' to have some fun before I die! 1777 02:02:49,430 --> 02:02:53,010 - How deep are we? - Seven seventy. 1778 02:02:58,350 --> 02:03:00,430 - Whoa, they got problems. - The gauges are spiking. 1779 02:03:00,560 --> 02:03:02,600 Methane! Shut it down! Back it down! 1780 02:03:02,730 --> 02:03:06,730 I can't pull back now. The bit'll get lodged. We don't have enough time! 1781 02:03:06,860 --> 02:03:10,610 Whoa, whoa, whoa! It's gonna blow! It's how we lost Max! 1782 02:03:10,740 --> 02:03:14,520 I know what I'm talkin' about. We can punch through this. We can knock this outta the park. 1783 02:03:14,620 --> 02:03:16,410 This is our last transmission, A.J. 1784 02:03:16,540 --> 02:03:18,660 Goddamn it, if you're ever gonna trust me, ever, 1785 02:03:18,790 --> 02:03:21,580 once in your life, trust me now! 1786 02:03:21,670 --> 02:03:26,000 - Harry, it's gonna blow! - Harry, I know what I'm doin'. You just gotta trust me. 1787 02:03:27,420 --> 02:03:29,300 Make the call. 1788 02:03:31,300 --> 02:03:33,680 All right. Hold on. I'm pushin' through her. 1789 02:03:40,400 --> 02:03:42,470 I'm pushin' through her! 1790 02:03:42,610 --> 02:03:46,140 - What's your depth? - Seven seventy-five. Seven eighty. 1791 02:03:46,280 --> 02:03:48,980 Take it up, baby! Ram it home! 1792 02:03:49,110 --> 02:03:51,150 Drive on down, A.J.! 1793 02:03:51,280 --> 02:03:53,900 Seven eighty-five. Come on. Come on. 1794 02:03:53,990 --> 02:03:57,030 - Come on, A.J.! - Punch it! - Ninety-one. Come on. 1795 02:03:57,160 --> 02:04:00,280 Seven ninety-two. Seven ninety-five! 1796 02:04:00,420 --> 02:04:02,990 Drive it down, A.J.! 1797 02:04:03,130 --> 02:04:05,620 Seven ninety-seven! Ninety-nine! 1798 02:04:05,710 --> 02:04:08,960 - Breakthrough! - Eight hundred! Eight-oh-two, Harry! 1799 02:04:09,090 --> 02:04:11,000 - Yeah! - We did it! 1800 02:04:11,140 --> 02:04:14,470 - Yes! - We did it! 1801 02:04:14,600 --> 02:04:18,680 - Yeah! Kid, way to go! - I knew it, baby! 1802 02:04:18,810 --> 02:04:22,680 - It's not over till we get the bomb down that hole. - Watts, they've got 38 minutes. 1803 02:04:43,040 --> 02:04:44,920 Harry, you've gotta give me that hole. 1804 02:04:45,040 --> 02:04:48,660 I'm gonna need two more minutes. I got a bent pipe jammed in the hole. 1805 02:04:48,800 --> 02:04:51,470 We gotta cut it out before we can send that bomb down. A.J.! 1806 02:04:51,550 --> 02:04:53,960 - She good to go? - Yeah, I'm all set. 1807 02:04:54,050 --> 02:04:56,460 All right. 1808 02:05:01,100 --> 02:05:03,640 - All right. - A.J., come on! Make it fast! 1809 02:05:03,730 --> 02:05:07,020 I'm goin' as fast as I can! There's a lot of gas pressure! 1810 02:05:12,530 --> 02:05:14,400 You feel that? 1811 02:05:14,530 --> 02:05:17,320 Harry, you gotta give me that hole. The bomb is almost ready. 1812 02:05:17,410 --> 02:05:19,870 - Pull that pipe out! - Harry, I'm almost through! 1813 02:05:19,950 --> 02:05:21,530 Give me 15 more seconds! 1814 02:05:26,840 --> 02:05:29,510 Well, this is somethin' new. 1815 02:05:29,590 --> 02:05:32,630 I don't think this thing likes us. 1816 02:05:32,760 --> 02:05:36,540 - That's 'cause it knows we're here to kill it. - Whoa! 1817 02:05:41,020 --> 02:05:43,560 Hey, what's goin' on up there? 1818 02:05:47,480 --> 02:05:51,430 - A.J.! - What the hell was that? 1819 02:05:51,570 --> 02:05:54,610 - A.J.! - Goddamn it, I'm finished! 1820 02:05:56,280 --> 02:05:58,900 - A.J., you all right? - Oh, lot of gas pressure in here, man! 1821 02:05:58,990 --> 02:06:01,780 - Get me out! - Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hydrogen pocket! 1822 02:06:01,910 --> 02:06:04,450 Aah! 1823 02:06:10,880 --> 02:06:12,790 Whoa! 1824 02:06:16,260 --> 02:06:18,590 Aah! 1825 02:06:18,680 --> 02:06:22,350 Oh! Harry! Pull me in! 1826 02:06:23,770 --> 02:06:28,150 Aah! A.J., hang on! 1827 02:06:33,860 --> 02:06:36,530 Secure the bomb! 1828 02:06:36,660 --> 02:06:39,410 Sharp, heads up! 1829 02:06:39,490 --> 02:06:42,610 Gruber! Get outta there now! 1830 02:06:42,710 --> 02:06:44,950 Oh, no. 1831 02:06:51,590 --> 02:06:54,960 Oh, God, no! 1832 02:07:00,350 --> 02:07:02,920 Look out! 1833 02:07:05,480 --> 02:07:08,980 Help! Oh, no! 1834 02:07:16,410 --> 02:07:19,320 Do you believe that just happened? 1835 02:07:21,660 --> 02:07:24,330 - Sharp, you all right? - I'm okay. 1836 02:07:24,410 --> 02:07:26,570 - Bear? - Yeah. I'm here, Harry. 1837 02:07:26,710 --> 02:07:29,160 - A.J.? - Yeah, I'm okay. 1838 02:07:29,290 --> 02:07:32,990 We lost Gruber. 1839 02:07:34,380 --> 02:07:36,620 Gruber's dead. 1840 02:07:36,720 --> 02:07:39,170 Let's get that bomb ready and go home. 1841 02:07:47,190 --> 02:07:49,510 Oh, my God. 1842 02:07:49,650 --> 02:07:53,900 - Is there a problem, Colonel? - The timer, the remote, the whole thing's dead. 1843 02:07:54,030 --> 02:07:56,070 What, the bomb is dead? 1844 02:07:56,200 --> 02:08:00,740 No, the trigger's dead. It must've gotten damaged during the rock storm. 1845 02:08:01,870 --> 02:08:03,860 So how do we detonate it? 1846 02:08:14,050 --> 02:08:18,790 We have 18 minutes to zero barrier. We got some bad news. 1847 02:08:18,930 --> 02:08:22,630 The remote detonator on the bomb has been damaged. 1848 02:08:22,760 --> 02:08:25,600 That means that somebody's gonna have to stay behind. 1849 02:08:28,230 --> 02:08:30,520 It takes two people to fly this thing. 1850 02:08:30,610 --> 02:08:34,730 Either we all stay and die, or you guys draw straws. 1851 02:08:34,860 --> 02:08:39,360 I say we all stay and die. But that's me. 1852 02:08:39,450 --> 02:08:43,940 I'll draw. Let's draw. 1853 02:08:44,080 --> 02:08:47,450 Nobody's gonna draw straws. 1854 02:08:47,580 --> 02:08:50,120 - I'll stay and take care of it. - Well, I can't live with that sort of thing. 1855 02:08:50,250 --> 02:08:52,370 - Nobody asked you if you could live with it, all right? - Bullshit! 1856 02:08:52,460 --> 02:08:55,080 No way I will let you volunteer for this... 1857 02:08:55,170 --> 02:08:58,870 so I can go back to my home country like the man who didn't volunteer. 1858 02:08:58,970 --> 02:09:00,880 No way! 1859 02:09:00,970 --> 02:09:05,630 Hey, man, let's draw, and let's see who's gonna stay up here and dance. 1860 02:09:05,770 --> 02:09:08,140 Guys, l-l-l know you guys think I'm crazy right now, 1861 02:09:08,270 --> 02:09:11,100 but I would really like this responsibility. 1862 02:09:11,190 --> 02:09:13,600 All right. All right. 1863 02:09:13,730 --> 02:09:17,780 - I can do it. - Let's just draw straws and get it over with. Come on. 1864 02:09:17,860 --> 02:09:19,490 I ain't drawin' against you, Harry. 1865 02:09:19,610 --> 02:09:23,610 Well, I'm gonna draw against you, Chick, so you better just go ahead and do it. 1866 02:09:23,740 --> 02:09:25,950 Just gimme this thing. 1867 02:09:32,750 --> 02:09:35,290 Is this good or bad? 1868 02:09:40,430 --> 02:09:43,210 Oh, man. 1869 02:09:43,350 --> 02:09:46,930 Well, we all gotta die, right? 1870 02:09:50,310 --> 02:09:52,600 I'm the guy who gets to do it saving the world. 1871 02:09:52,690 --> 02:09:56,770 So, uh, let's go. We-We got about ten minutes, right? 1872 02:09:58,650 --> 02:10:00,610 You plug this into the port. 1873 02:10:00,700 --> 02:10:05,900 Lift, press, hold. That's it. 1874 02:10:06,040 --> 02:10:09,450 Lift, press, hold. Shouldn't be too tough. Even I can't screw this up. 1875 02:10:09,540 --> 02:10:12,160 I'll take him down. 1876 02:10:46,120 --> 02:10:48,820 Do me a favour, will ya? 1877 02:10:48,910 --> 02:10:52,030 Just tell Grace that, uh-- 1878 02:10:52,170 --> 02:10:54,870 that I'll always be with her, okay? 1879 02:10:57,090 --> 02:10:59,000 Can you do that? 1880 02:11:00,590 --> 02:11:02,710 Yeah. Okay, kid. 1881 02:11:08,770 --> 02:11:10,840 Give this to Truman. 1882 02:11:10,940 --> 02:11:15,060 Make sure Truman gets that. Get in there. 1883 02:11:20,070 --> 02:11:22,230 It's my turn now. 1884 02:11:22,320 --> 02:11:25,240 Harry! Harry! 1885 02:11:25,370 --> 02:11:30,570 You can't do this to me! It's my job! 1886 02:11:30,660 --> 02:11:35,740 You go take care of my little girl now. That's your job. 1887 02:11:38,840 --> 02:11:40,910 Always thought of you as a son. 1888 02:11:41,050 --> 02:11:42,960 Always. 1889 02:11:43,090 --> 02:11:46,760 But I'd be damn proud to have you marry Grace. 1890 02:11:46,850 --> 02:11:50,550 - Harry. - You take care of yourself. 1891 02:11:50,640 --> 02:11:52,630 - Harry, no! - I love you, pal. 1892 02:11:52,770 --> 02:11:55,640 Harry, I love you! Don't, Harry! Wait a minute! 1893 02:11:55,770 --> 02:11:58,260 - My son. - Don't do this, Harry! 1894 02:11:58,400 --> 02:12:00,940 Don't do this! Harry! 1895 02:12:09,330 --> 02:12:12,280 What happened? 1896 02:12:12,410 --> 02:12:14,290 That crazy, stubborn son of a-- 1897 02:12:20,630 --> 02:12:23,500 Well, this was a real good idea. 1898 02:12:23,630 --> 02:12:27,800 All right, let's go, Sharp. Let's get our team outta here. 1899 02:12:32,730 --> 02:12:37,640 Come on! Let's get ready to initiate thrusters! Let's go! 1900 02:12:37,770 --> 02:12:40,350 - Strap it in, guys! - Get the O2 masks. 1901 02:12:40,480 --> 02:12:43,690 Are they green? Are they green? 1902 02:12:43,820 --> 02:12:47,320 I can't believe this is going down like this. You all right? 1903 02:12:47,410 --> 02:12:50,360 - O2 vents locked, pressure loaded. - Engine board is green. 1904 02:12:52,870 --> 02:12:55,620 T minus three minutes and counting. 1905 02:12:55,710 --> 02:12:58,330 Houston, do you copy? This is Harry Stamper. 1906 02:12:58,420 --> 02:13:00,330 It's down there. 1907 02:13:03,380 --> 02:13:07,210 - Electrical systems primed. - A.P.U. is set. Oxidizers are loading. 1908 02:13:07,340 --> 02:13:12,010 Houston, we're outta here in T minus three minutes. 1909 02:13:12,100 --> 02:13:15,180 Daddy! 1910 02:13:15,310 --> 02:13:18,150 Hi, Gracie. Hi, honey. 1911 02:13:18,230 --> 02:13:21,680 Grace, I know I promised you I was comin' home. 1912 02:13:23,280 --> 02:13:25,190 I don't under-- understand. 1913 02:13:25,280 --> 02:13:28,360 Looks like I'm gonna have to break that promise. 1914 02:13:32,200 --> 02:13:35,820 I, um-- I lied to you, too, 1915 02:13:35,920 --> 02:13:39,080 when I told you that I didn't want to be like you. 1916 02:13:41,090 --> 02:13:43,080 Because I am like you. 1917 02:13:43,210 --> 02:13:48,880 And everything good that I have inside of me, I have from you. 1918 02:13:48,970 --> 02:13:51,590 I love you so much, Daddy. 1919 02:13:51,720 --> 02:13:53,680 I'm so proud of you. 1920 02:13:53,770 --> 02:13:56,220 I'm so scared. 1921 02:13:56,310 --> 02:13:59,060 I'm so scared. 1922 02:13:59,150 --> 02:14:04,190 I know it, baby, but there won't be anything to be scared of soon. 1923 02:14:06,820 --> 02:14:12,240 Gracie, I want you to know that A.J. saved us. He did. 1924 02:14:13,660 --> 02:14:15,700 I want you to tell Chick... 1925 02:14:15,790 --> 02:14:19,700 that I couldn't have done it without him, none of it. 1926 02:14:21,290 --> 02:14:23,370 I want you to take care of A.J. 1927 02:14:28,220 --> 02:14:30,970 I wish I could be there to walk you down the aisle. 1928 02:14:34,310 --> 02:14:36,220 But I'll-- 1929 02:14:38,150 --> 02:14:41,600 I'll look in on you from time to time, okay, honey? 1930 02:14:44,070 --> 02:14:45,940 I love you, Grace. 1931 02:14:46,070 --> 02:14:47,780 I love you too. 1932 02:14:47,860 --> 02:14:50,610 - I gotta go now, honey. - Daddy, no. 1933 02:14:50,740 --> 02:14:55,450 No, no, Dad, no. 1934 02:15:01,880 --> 02:15:04,580 O.M.S. pod pre-start. O2 vents locked, pressure loaded. 1935 02:15:07,010 --> 02:15:09,130 What the hell's goin' on up there? Why haven't you guys left yet? 1936 02:15:09,220 --> 02:15:11,970 We're going, Harry. Houston. 1937 02:15:12,100 --> 02:15:14,630 - We got O.M.S. pod pre-start. - Pod pre-start confirmed. 1938 02:15:17,060 --> 02:15:19,140 - What's the problem? - I don't know. 1939 02:15:19,270 --> 02:15:20,680 - What's wrong? - Fix it now! 1940 02:15:22,860 --> 02:15:24,930 No time, no time! 1941 02:15:25,030 --> 02:15:26,980 - What? - What's that? 1942 02:15:30,820 --> 02:15:32,980 - Where you goin'? - Come on. We're stayin', we're goin'. 1943 02:15:33,080 --> 02:15:34,980 We're stayin', we're goin'. Make up your minds. 1944 02:15:35,080 --> 02:15:37,950 Sharp, get out of here now. You got less than three minutes. 1945 02:15:42,420 --> 02:15:43,790 Come on, Watts. Come on, come on. 1946 02:15:43,880 --> 02:15:45,670 Blow the bomb, Harry. We're with you. 1947 02:15:45,800 --> 02:15:49,960 - Uh, it's stuck. Yes? - You don't know the components! 1948 02:15:50,050 --> 02:15:55,010 Components, American components, Russian components. All made in Taiwan! 1949 02:15:55,100 --> 02:15:57,510 We're gettin' tight for ignition, Freedom. 1950 02:15:59,980 --> 02:16:02,180 Houston, we've got no fire. 1951 02:16:02,270 --> 02:16:04,150 - What does that mean? - It means we got a busted ship. 1952 02:16:04,230 --> 02:16:06,690 A busted ship? And I'm strapped in here. 1953 02:16:06,820 --> 02:16:08,890 I had a great spot picked out there. 1954 02:16:09,030 --> 02:16:12,530 Freedom, you fire that engine. If there's not a way, you find a way. The clock's tickin'. 1955 02:16:12,620 --> 02:16:14,360 Let's go! Let's fire that engine, Freedom! 1956 02:16:14,450 --> 02:16:17,650 You got less than a minute. Don't think I won't blow this thing. 1957 02:16:19,460 --> 02:16:22,870 Sharp, get out of here. It's gettin' bad down here. 1958 02:16:22,960 --> 02:16:25,040 I know how to fix it. Please, move. 1959 02:16:25,170 --> 02:16:28,010 I-I have to take you away if you don't move. 1960 02:16:28,090 --> 02:16:30,380 Watts, you gotta get that shuttle started. You gotta fire it up now! 1961 02:16:30,470 --> 02:16:32,670 Damn it, Sharp. Get off this rock! 1962 02:16:32,760 --> 02:16:36,210 I'm telling you, please, move! This is how we fix problem... 1963 02:16:36,350 --> 02:16:39,510 in the Russian space station. 1964 02:16:39,600 --> 02:16:43,180 Because I don't want to stay here any more. 1965 02:16:43,270 --> 02:16:48,940 Yeah! Finally! We can go home! 1966 02:16:49,070 --> 02:16:51,390 - She's coming back. She's coming back. - We're hot! 1967 02:16:51,490 --> 02:16:52,730 Watts! Let's go, let's go! 1968 02:16:53,910 --> 02:16:57,610 Rain all you want, you son of a bitch. 1969 02:16:57,740 --> 02:17:00,860 Let's go! We don't have time! Hurry, hurry. We got no time! 1970 02:17:00,960 --> 02:17:03,030 Initiate thrusters on my mark! 1971 02:17:03,130 --> 02:17:04,750 Two, one, mark! 1972 02:17:12,970 --> 02:17:14,590 Come on. Get some altitude. Let's go, let's go. 1973 02:17:18,020 --> 02:17:19,210 Freedom has max thrust! 1974 02:17:26,570 --> 02:17:28,440 Thank you, Harry. 1975 02:17:39,580 --> 02:17:41,650 Shuttle's out of range. Still no detonation. 1976 02:17:46,290 --> 02:17:48,330 Something's not right. Too much time has gone by. 1977 02:17:50,970 --> 02:17:53,290 Zero barrier's about to be breached. One minute. 1978 02:17:53,380 --> 02:17:55,960 Harry, come on. Press that button. 1979 02:17:56,100 --> 02:18:00,260 - We're goin' back and do it ourselves. - Just don't. Wait one minute. 1980 02:18:04,690 --> 02:18:07,520 - Dan, we're about to cross the threshold. - Come on. Press the button. 1981 02:18:07,650 --> 02:18:12,480 Colonel, I'm askin' you. Just one more minute! 1982 02:18:18,740 --> 02:18:20,490 Press the button, Stamper. 1983 02:18:24,170 --> 02:18:25,660 Come on. 1984 02:18:28,250 --> 02:18:30,490 Harry'll do it. I know it. 1985 02:18:30,630 --> 02:18:33,340 He doesn't know how to fail. 1986 02:18:40,890 --> 02:18:42,630 We win, Gracie! 1987 02:18:44,310 --> 02:18:46,470 Press it! 1988 02:19:18,350 --> 02:19:21,710 We have detonation. Confirming detonation. 1989 02:19:38,450 --> 02:19:41,730 The two halves are gonna miss us by 400 miles... 1990 02:19:41,830 --> 02:19:44,750 and most of the small particles have been vaporized. 1991 02:19:55,550 --> 02:19:58,470 - Houston, we're comin' home. - We copy that, Freedom. 1992 02:19:58,590 --> 02:20:02,300 Yo, Harry, you the man. 1993 02:20:55,110 --> 02:20:59,150 Kennedy, we see you. And you never looked so good. 1994 02:20:59,280 --> 02:21:02,950 I never told anybody this before but I hate flyin', 1995 02:21:03,030 --> 02:21:04,860 so it'd be an awful shame to die now. 1996 02:21:05,000 --> 02:21:09,210 That's easy for you to say. I owe 100 grand to a bad-ass loan shark... 1997 02:21:09,330 --> 02:21:11,950 which I spent on a stripper named Molly Mounds. 1998 02:21:12,040 --> 02:21:13,500 Boy, that's bad. 1999 02:21:13,590 --> 02:21:17,830 Kennedy, we are 100 percent. Flap suspension control on full. 2000 02:21:30,480 --> 02:21:32,020 Welcome home, astronauts. 2001 02:21:40,780 --> 02:21:42,990 Hey, guys, remember: We're heroes now. 2002 02:21:43,080 --> 02:21:45,480 So that incident with me and the gun on the asteroid, 2003 02:21:45,580 --> 02:21:48,030 let's keep that under wraps, all right? 2004 02:22:52,270 --> 02:22:55,470 Miss Stamper. 2005 02:22:55,610 --> 02:22:57,980 Colonel Willie Sharp, United States Air Force, ma'am. 2006 02:22:58,110 --> 02:23:01,980 Requesting permission to shake the hand of the daughter... 2007 02:23:02,110 --> 02:23:04,110 of the bravest man I've ever met. 2008 02:23:10,710 --> 02:23:12,610 Hello. 2009 02:23:12,750 --> 02:23:15,290 - Oh, my God! - Hi, you're my hero. 2010 02:23:15,420 --> 02:23:19,080 Oh, baby, I wanna have babies with you. 2011 02:23:21,010 --> 02:23:22,920 Welcome back, cowboy. 2012 02:23:24,890 --> 02:23:29,100 Uh, Harry wanted you to have this. 2013 02:23:34,940 --> 02:23:36,600 He did, huh? 2014 02:23:41,000 --> 02:23:46,920 This was a roNy re-encode for 300MBUNiTED.com