1 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:44,127 Way out West there was this fella. 2 00:00:44,211 --> 00:00:46,546 Fella I wanna tell you about. 3 00:00:46,630 --> 00:00:50,091 Fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski. 4 00:00:50,175 --> 00:00:53,803 Least that was the handle that his loving parents gave him. 5 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:56,931 But he never had much use for it himself. 6 00:00:57,015 --> 00:01:01,060 This Lebowski, he called himself the Dude. 7 00:01:01,145 --> 00:01:03,229 Now Dude, 8 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:06,983 that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. 9 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:12,447 But then there was a lot about the Dude that didn't make a whole lot of sense to me, 10 00:01:12,531 --> 00:01:15,199 and a lot about where he lived likewise. 11 00:01:17,536 --> 00:01:19,120 But then again, 12 00:01:19,204 --> 00:01:22,290 maybe that's why I found the place so darned interesting. 13 00:01:27,379 --> 00:01:31,424 They call Los Angeles the City of Angels. 14 00:01:31,508 --> 00:01:34,552 I didn't find it to be that, exactly. 15 00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:38,347 But I'll allow there are some nice folks there. 16 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:41,100 Course, I can't say I seen London, 17 00:01:41,185 --> 00:01:43,436 and I never been to France, 18 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:48,566 and I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies, as the fella says. 19 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:50,568 But I'll tell you what, 20 00:01:50,652 --> 00:01:55,948 after seeing Los Angeles and this here story I'm about to unfold, 21 00:01:56,033 --> 00:01:58,868 well, I guess I've seen something 22 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:03,122 every bit as stupefying as you can see in any of those other places, 23 00:02:03,207 --> 00:02:05,374 and in English, too. 24 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:08,377 So I can die with a smile on my face 25 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:11,255 without feeling like the good Lord gypped me. 26 00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:14,300 Now, this here story I'm about to unfold 27 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:17,386 took place back in the early '90s, 28 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:22,308 just about the time of our conflict with Saddam and the Iraqis. 29 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:25,978 I only mention it 'cause sometimes there's a man... 30 00:02:26,063 --> 00:02:28,105 I won't say a hero. 31 00:02:28,190 --> 00:02:30,233 'Cause what's a hero? 32 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:32,652 But sometimes there's a man... 33 00:02:32,736 --> 00:02:35,738 And I'm talking about the Dude here. 34 00:02:35,823 --> 00:02:38,491 Sometimes there's a man... 35 00:02:38,575 --> 00:02:43,162 Well, he's the man for his time and place. 36 00:02:43,247 --> 00:02:45,998 He fits right in there. 37 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:49,460 And that's the Dude in Los Angeles. 38 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:53,172 And even if he is a lazy man, 39 00:02:53,257 --> 00:02:55,883 and the Dude was most certainly that, 40 00:02:55,968 --> 00:02:59,720 quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles county, 41 00:02:59,805 --> 00:03:03,683 which would place him high in the running for laziest worldwide. 42 00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:07,728 But sometimes there's a man... 43 00:03:07,813 --> 00:03:10,606 Sometimes there's a man... 44 00:03:12,067 --> 00:03:15,486 Well, I lost my train of thought here. 45 00:03:15,571 --> 00:03:16,821 But... 46 00:03:17,573 --> 00:03:20,157 Hell, I done introduced him enough. 47 00:03:20,242 --> 00:03:22,577 ...with them all for a collective action. 48 00:03:22,661 --> 00:03:24,370 This will not stand. 49 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:27,957 This will not stand, this aggression against Kuwait. 50 00:03:58,655 --> 00:04:00,948 Where's the money, Lebowski? 51 00:04:01,033 --> 00:04:03,242 I want that money, Lebowski. 52 00:04:03,327 --> 00:04:05,786 Bunny says you're good for it. 53 00:04:05,871 --> 00:04:11,042 Where's the money, Lebowski? 54 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:13,669 Where's the fucking money, shithead? 55 00:04:16,298 --> 00:04:18,883 It's down there somewhere. Let me take another look. 56 00:04:19,301 --> 00:04:21,552 Don't fuck with us. 57 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:25,806 Your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn, 58 00:04:25,891 --> 00:04:28,768 that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn. 59 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:31,062 Ever thus to deadbeats, Lebowski. 60 00:04:32,230 --> 00:04:33,731 No, don't do... 61 00:04:35,525 --> 00:04:38,152 Not on the rug, man. See? 62 00:04:38,236 --> 00:04:41,572 See what happens, Lebowski? You see what happens? 63 00:04:41,657 --> 00:04:44,617 Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. 64 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:46,452 I'm the Dude, man. 65 00:04:46,536 --> 00:04:49,288 Your name's Lebowski, Lebowski. 66 00:04:49,373 --> 00:04:51,165 Your wife is Bunny. 67 00:04:52,501 --> 00:04:54,418 My wife? Bunny? 68 00:04:54,503 --> 00:04:56,462 Do you see a wedding ring on my finger? 69 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:58,839 Does this place look like I'm fucking married? 70 00:04:58,924 --> 00:05:01,092 The toilet seat's up, man! 71 00:05:09,393 --> 00:05:11,018 What the fuck is this? 72 00:05:11,103 --> 00:05:13,312 Obviously you're not a golfer. 73 00:05:16,233 --> 00:05:18,025 Woo? Yeah. 74 00:05:18,110 --> 00:05:20,778 Isn't this guy supposed to be a millionaire? 75 00:05:22,239 --> 00:05:23,364 Fuck. 76 00:05:24,783 --> 00:05:26,575 Yeah. What do you think? 77 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,953 He looks like a fucking loser. 78 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:31,789 Hey, at least I'm housebroken. 79 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:33,582 Fucking time-waster. 80 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,543 Thanks a lot, asshole. 81 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:47,758 I'm throwing rocks tonight. Mark it, Dude. 82 00:07:47,843 --> 00:07:52,346 I'm telling you, this was a valued rug. This was a... 83 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:54,974 Yeah, man. It really tied the room together. 84 00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:56,684 This was a valued... 85 00:07:56,726 --> 00:07:58,519 What tied the room together, Dude? My rug. 86 00:07:58,603 --> 00:08:00,104 Were you listening to the Dude's story, Donny? 87 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:01,272 What? Walter. 88 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:04,066 Were you listening to the Dude's story? I was bowling. 89 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:06,402 So you have no frame of reference here, Donny. 90 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:09,280 You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know... 91 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:12,825 Walter, what's the point, man? There's no reason, here's my point, Dude. 92 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:14,535 There's no fucking reason why these two... 93 00:08:14,619 --> 00:08:15,786 Yeah, Walter, what's your point? 94 00:08:15,871 --> 00:08:17,872 Walter, what is the... 95 00:08:17,956 --> 00:08:20,374 Look, we all know who is at fault here. 96 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:22,668 What the fuck are you talking about? Huh? 97 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:25,462 No, what the fuck are you... I'm not... 98 00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:28,340 We're talking about unchecked aggression here, Dude. 99 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:30,092 What the fuck is he talking about? My rug. 100 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:31,969 Forget it, Donny! You're out of your element! 101 00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:34,638 Walter, the Chinaman who peed on my rug, 102 00:08:34,723 --> 00:08:36,557 I can't go give him a bill! 103 00:08:36,641 --> 00:08:38,309 So what the fuck are you talking about? 104 00:08:38,393 --> 00:08:39,518 What the fuck are you talking about? 105 00:08:39,603 --> 00:08:41,729 The Chinaman is not the issue here, Dude! 106 00:08:41,813 --> 00:08:44,398 I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. 107 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:46,901 Across this line you do not... 108 00:08:46,985 --> 00:08:51,071 Also, Dude, "Chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature. 109 00:08:51,156 --> 00:08:52,781 Asian-American, please. 110 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:56,285 Walter, this isn't a guy who built the railroads here. This is a guy... 111 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:57,995 What the fuck are you... 112 00:08:58,121 --> 00:09:01,123 Walter, he peed on my rug! He peed on the Dude's rug. 113 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:02,750 Donny, you're out of your element. 114 00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:06,128 Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here. 115 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:08,631 So, who... Jeff Lebowski. 116 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:11,842 The other Jeffrey Lebowski. The millionaire. 117 00:09:11,927 --> 00:09:14,678 That's fucking interesting, man. That's fucking interesting. 118 00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:18,724 Plus, he has the wealth, obviously, and the resources, 119 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:21,352 so that there's no reason, there's no fucking reason 120 00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:24,146 why his wife should go out and owe money all over town, 121 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:26,690 and then they come and they pee on your fucking rug! 122 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:28,025 Am I wrong? No. 123 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:29,652 Am I wrong? Yeah, but... 124 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:30,778 Okay then. 125 00:09:32,614 --> 00:09:35,616 That rug really tied the room together, did it not? 126 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,618 Fucking A. And this guy peed on it. 127 00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:39,036 Donny, please. 128 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:40,287 You know, this is the fucking guy... 129 00:09:40,372 --> 00:09:42,665 I could find this fucking Lebowski guy. 130 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:45,084 His name is Lebowski? That's your name, Dude. 131 00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:49,463 This is the guy who should compensate me for the fucking rug. 132 00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:53,175 His wife goes out and owes money all over town, and they pee on my rug? 133 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:55,302 They pee on your fucking rug? 134 00:09:55,387 --> 00:09:58,097 Peed on my fucking rug. That's right, Dude. 135 00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:01,850 They peed on your fucking rug. 136 00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:05,145 This is the study. 137 00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:07,815 As you can see, the various commendations, awards... 138 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:11,819 "Jeffrey Lebowski. "... citations, honorary degrees, et cetera. 139 00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:15,572 Very impressive. Oh, please feel free to inspect them. 140 00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:18,284 Oh. No, I'm not really... Oh, please. Please. 141 00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:20,286 That is the key to the city of Pasadena, 142 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:25,749 which Mr. Lebowski received two years ago in recognition of his various civic... 143 00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:30,504 Oh! That's the Los Angeles Chamber of Commerce Business Achiever Award, 144 00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:32,756 which is given... Oh, not necessarily given every year. 145 00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:33,924 Hey, is this... 146 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:35,259 Given only when there's a worthy somebody... 147 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:36,635 Is this him with Nancy? 148 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:39,972 Yes, indeed, that is Mr. Lebowski with the first lady, yes. 149 00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:41,265 It was taken when Mrs. Reagan... 150 00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:43,976 That's Lebowski on the left there? 151 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:46,812 Of course. Mr. Lebowski, on the left... So he's a... 152 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:49,481 You know, a handicapped kind of guy? 153 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:51,734 Mr. Lebowski is disabled, yes. 154 00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:55,571 This picture was taken when Mrs. Reagan was first lady of the nation. 155 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:56,739 Yes, yes. 156 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:58,782 Not of California. Good shot. 157 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:01,076 In fact, he met privately with the President, 158 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,912 though, unfortunately, there wasn't enough time for a photo opportunity. 159 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,956 Oh, Nancy's pretty good. Oh, wonderful woman. 160 00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:08,334 We were very happy to... These are... 161 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:11,086 Oh, those are Mr. Lebowski's children, so to speak. 162 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,421 Different mothers, huh? 163 00:11:12,547 --> 00:11:14,840 No, they're not... Racially, he's pretty cool? 164 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:18,385 They're not literally his children. 165 00:11:18,470 --> 00:11:20,721 They're the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers, 166 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:23,849 inner city children of promise, but without the necessary means for... 167 00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:25,934 Necessary means for a higher education, 168 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:29,438 so Mr. Lebowski is committed to sending all of them to college. 169 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:30,856 Excuse me. Oh, geez. 170 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:32,691 Thank you. Thank you. 171 00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:37,279 Far out. Think he's got room for one more? One... Oh. 172 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:40,157 You never went to college. 173 00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:42,326 Please, don't touch that. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, I did, 174 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:44,703 but, you know, I spent most of my time 175 00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:47,915 occupying various administration buildings, 176 00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:49,708 smoking a lot of Thai stick, 177 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:53,045 breaking into the ROTC and bowling. 178 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:55,381 Tell you the truth, Brandt, I don't remember most of it. 179 00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:04,348 Okay, sir. You're a Lebowski, I'm a Lebowski. 180 00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:06,183 That's terrific. 181 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:09,144 But I am very busy, as I imagine you are. 182 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:11,897 What can I do for you, sir? 183 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:15,526 Well, sir, it's this rug I have. 184 00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:17,611 It really tied the room together. 185 00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:20,406 You told Brandt on the phone. He told me. 186 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:21,990 Where do I fit in? 187 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:25,911 Well, they were looking for you, these two guys. 188 00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:27,955 You know, they... I'll say it again. 189 00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:31,166 You told Brandt on the phone. He told me. 190 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,293 I know what happened. Yes, yes. 191 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:36,588 Oh, so you know that they were trying to piss on your rug. 192 00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,882 Did I urinate on your rug? 193 00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:41,218 You mean, did you personally come and pee on my rug? 194 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:43,262 Hello! Do you speak English, sir? 195 00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:45,222 Parla usted inglés? 196 00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:48,183 I'll ask you again. Did I urinate on your rug? 197 00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:51,603 No. Like I said, Woo peed on my rug. 198 00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:53,355 I just want to understand this, sir. 199 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:57,359 Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, 200 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,194 I have to compensate the person? 201 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:02,489 Come on, man. I'm not trying to scam anybody here. 202 00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:04,408 You know, I'm just... 203 00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:08,036 You're just looking for a handout like every other... 204 00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:11,665 Are you employed, Mr. Lebowski? 205 00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:15,085 Wait. Let me explain something to you. 206 00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:17,004 I am not Mr. Lebowski. 207 00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:20,048 You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. 208 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,634 So that's what you call me. You know? 209 00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,803 That or His Dudeness, 210 00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:27,347 or Duder or, you know, 211 00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:30,476 El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing. 212 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,561 Are you employed, sir? 213 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,230 Employed? 214 00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:41,153 You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that, do you? On a weekday? 215 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:42,613 Is this a... 216 00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:45,824 What day is this? Well, I do work, sir. 217 00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:50,078 So, if you don't mind... No, I do mind. The Dude minds. 218 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,914 This will not stand, you know. 219 00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,500 This aggression will not stand, man. 220 00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:56,335 I mean, your wife owes money... 221 00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:59,379 My wife is not the issue here! 222 00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:02,841 I hope that someday my wife will learn to live on her allowance, 223 00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:04,343 which is ample. 224 00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:07,262 But if she does not, that is her problem, not mine, 225 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,972 just as the rug is your problem. 226 00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:13,018 Just as every bum's lot in life is his own responsibility, 227 00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:15,812 regardless of who he chooses to blame. 228 00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:18,982 I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs. 229 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:21,527 Some Chinaman took them from me in Korea. 230 00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:24,029 But I went out and achieved anyway. 231 00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:28,492 I cannot solve your problems, sir. Only you can. 232 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:33,038 Well, fuck it. Oh, fuck it. 233 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:36,208 Yes, that's your answer. That's your answer to everything. 234 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,043 Tattoo it on your forehead! 235 00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:40,587 Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski! 236 00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:43,924 Condolences! The bums lost! 237 00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:47,219 My advice to you is to do what your parents did! 238 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:49,096 Get a job, sir! 239 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:51,723 The bums will always lose! 240 00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,559 Do you hear me, Lebowski? 241 00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:56,061 The bums will always lose. 242 00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:59,606 How was your meeting, Mr. Lebowski? 243 00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:01,191 Okay. 244 00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:03,777 The old man told me to take any rug in the house. 245 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,113 Well, enjoy. 246 00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:08,740 And perhaps we'll see you again sometime, Dude. 247 00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:09,950 Yeah, sure. 248 00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:12,911 If I'm in the neighborhood, you know, 249 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,582 and I need to use the john. 250 00:15:27,218 --> 00:15:29,386 Blow on them. Huh? 251 00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:31,722 Go ahead. Blow. 252 00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:36,852 You want me to blow on your toes? 253 00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:38,520 Uh-huh. 254 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:41,023 I can't blow that far. 255 00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:49,281 Are you sure he won't mind? 256 00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:52,451 Uli doesn't care about anything. He's a nihilist. 257 00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:54,786 Oh, that must be exhausting. 258 00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:56,622 You're not blowing. 259 00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:59,458 Our guest has to be getting along, Mrs. Lebowski. 260 00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:00,959 Oh! 261 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:02,919 You're Bunny. 262 00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:06,381 I'll suck your cock for $1,000. 263 00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:12,721 Wonderful woman. 264 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,931 We're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited. 265 00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:17,726 Brandt can't watch though, or he has to pay $100. 266 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:20,896 That's marvelous. 267 00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,901 I'm just gonna go find a cash machine. 268 00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:32,574 I'm slamming them tonight! 269 00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:34,951 You guys are dead in the water. 270 00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:37,996 All right! Way to go, Donny! 271 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:41,416 "If you will it, it is no dream. " 272 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:44,920 Fucking 20 minutes late, man. What the fuck is that? 273 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,005 Theodore Herzl. Huh? 274 00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:50,175 State of Israel. If you will it, Dude, it is no dream. 275 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:52,135 What the fuck are you talking about, man? 276 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:55,097 The carrier. What's in the fucking carrier? Huh? 277 00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:58,141 Oh! Cynthia's dog. Think it's a Pomeranian. 278 00:16:58,226 --> 00:17:00,227 Can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. 279 00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:03,063 I'm watching it while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii. 280 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:05,065 You brought a fucking Pomeranian bowling? 281 00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:06,692 What do you mean, brought it bowling? 282 00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:09,778 I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. 283 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,947 He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude. 284 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:15,367 Man, if my fucking ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog 285 00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:17,202 while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu, 286 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:19,871 I'd tell her to go fuck herself. Why can't she board it? 287 00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:21,790 First of all, Dude, you don't have an ex. 288 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:25,043 Secondly, this is a fucking show dog with fucking papers. 289 00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:27,838 You can't board it. It gets upset. Its hair falls out. 290 00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:30,257 Walter... Fucking dog has fucking papers. 291 00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:33,009 Over the line! Huh? 292 00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:35,429 I'm sorry, Smokey. You were over the line. That's a foul. 293 00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:37,180 Bullshit. Mark it eight, Dude. 294 00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:40,392 Excuse me. Mark it zero. Next frame. 295 00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:43,395 Bullshit, Walter. Mark it eight, Dude. 296 00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:46,064 Smokey, this is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules. 297 00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:48,900 Hey, Walter, come on. Hey, man, it's Smokey. 298 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:51,153 So his toe slipped over a little, you know. 299 00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:53,405 It's just a game, man. This is a league game. 300 00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:55,407 This determines who enters the next round robin. 301 00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:57,242 Am I wrong? Yeah, but I wasn't... 302 00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:59,870 Am I wrong? Yeah, but I wasn't over. 303 00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:02,664 Give me the marker, Dude. I'm marking an eight. 304 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,499 Smokey, my friend, 305 00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:08,295 you're entering a world of pain. Walter, man. 306 00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:12,090 You mark that frame an eight, you're entering a world of pain. 307 00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:14,760 I'm not... A world of pain. 308 00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:16,928 Look, Dude, this is your partner. 309 00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:19,389 Has the whole world gone crazy? 310 00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:22,225 Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? 311 00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:23,560 Mark it zero! 312 00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:25,729 They're calling the cops, man. Put the piece away. 313 00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:28,899 Mark it zero! Walter, put the piece away. 314 00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:31,193 Walter. You think I'm fucking around here? 315 00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:32,903 Mark it zero! 316 00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:41,953 All right. It's fucking zero. 317 00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:44,122 You happy, you crazy fuck? 318 00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:48,502 It's a league game, Smokey. 319 00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:51,880 You can't do that, man. 320 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:54,674 These guys, you know, they're like me, they're pacifists. 321 00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:57,344 Smokey was a conscientious objector. 322 00:18:57,428 --> 00:19:00,263 You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism at one point. 323 00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:01,640 Not in Nam, of course. 324 00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:05,185 And you know he's got emotional problems, man. 325 00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:07,687 You mean, beyond pacifism? 326 00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:10,482 He's fragile. He's very fragile. 327 00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:15,070 I did not know that. 328 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:18,031 Well, it's all water under the bridge. 329 00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:21,117 And we do enter the next round robin. 330 00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:23,495 Am I wrong? No, you're not wrong. 331 00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:25,330 Am I wrong? You're not wrong, Walter. 332 00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:26,790 You're just an asshole. 333 00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:28,333 Okay then. 334 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:30,043 Play Quintana and O'Brien next week. 335 00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:32,045 They should be pushovers. 336 00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:35,674 Man, would you just... 337 00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:37,509 Just take it easy, man. 338 00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:39,886 You know, that's your answer for everything, Dude. 339 00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:42,848 Let me point out something. Pacifism is not... 340 00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:45,767 Look at our current situation with that camel fucker in Iraq. 341 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:47,811 Pacifism is not something to hide behind. 342 00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:50,272 Just take it easy, man. 343 00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:52,732 I'm perfectly calm, Dude. 344 00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:56,278 Yeah, waving the fucking gun around? Calmer than you are. 345 00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,280 Will you just take it easy? 346 00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:00,907 Calmer than you are. 347 00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:06,872 Dude, this is Smokey. 348 00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,874 Look, I don't wanna be a hard-on about this, 349 00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:10,208 and I know it wasn't your fault, 350 00:20:10,293 --> 00:20:11,877 but I just thought it was fair to tell you 351 00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:14,170 that Gilbert and I will be submitting this to the league 352 00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:16,464 and asking them to set aside the round. 353 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:19,217 I don't know, maybe forfeit it to us. 354 00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:22,554 So, like I say, just thought, you know, fair warning. 355 00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:24,097 Tell Walter. 356 00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:25,432 I'm sorry. 357 00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:29,644 Mr. Lebowski, this is Brandt at... 358 00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:33,189 Well, at Mr. Lebowski's office. 359 00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:35,775 Please call us as soon as it's convenient. 360 00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:39,571 Mr. Lebowski, this is Mel Zelnicker 361 00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:41,114 of the Southern Cal Bowling League. 362 00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:46,453 I just got an informal report that a member of your team, a Walter Sobchak, 363 00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:48,788 drew a firearm during league play. 364 00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:50,457 If this is true, of course, 365 00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:52,250 it contravenes a number of the league's bylaws 366 00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:54,044 and also article 27 of the league... 367 00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:57,797 Dude. Hey, Marty. 368 00:20:57,882 --> 00:20:59,633 Dude, I finally got... 369 00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:02,010 I got the venue I wanted. 370 00:21:02,553 --> 00:21:06,014 I'm performing my dance quintet, you know, my cycle, 371 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,850 at Crane Jackson's Fountain Street Theater on Tuesday night. 372 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:13,188 And, well, I'd love it if you came and gave me notes. 373 00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:15,732 I'll be there, man. 374 00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:20,904 Dude, tomorrow's already the tenth. 375 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,531 Far out. 376 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,328 Oh. Oh, all right. Okay. 377 00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:31,206 Just slip the rent under my door. 378 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:37,420 ...serious infraction and examine your standing. 379 00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:39,005 Thank you. 380 00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:43,218 Mr. Lebowski, Brandt again. 381 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:46,721 Please do call us as soon as you get in and I'll send the limo. 382 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:50,392 I hope you're not avoiding this call because of the rug, 383 00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:53,144 which I assure you is not a problem. 384 00:21:53,229 --> 00:21:55,855 We need your help, and... 385 00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:59,901 Well, we would very much like to see you. Thank you. It's Brandt. 386 00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:02,696 We've had some terrible news. 387 00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:04,990 Mr. Lebowski's in seclusion in the west wing. 388 00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:10,954 Mr. Lebowski. 389 00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:19,212 Funny. 390 00:22:20,423 --> 00:22:24,217 I can look back on a life of achievement, 391 00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:26,511 challenges met, 392 00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:28,638 competitors bested, 393 00:22:28,723 --> 00:22:30,432 obstacles overcome. 394 00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:35,395 I've accomplished more than most men 395 00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:37,772 and without the use of my legs. 396 00:22:42,445 --> 00:22:45,238 What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski? 397 00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:47,949 Dude. Huh? 398 00:22:49,994 --> 00:22:52,662 Oh, I don't know, sir. 399 00:22:52,747 --> 00:22:55,623 Is it being prepared to do the right thing, 400 00:22:57,752 --> 00:22:59,419 whatever the cost? 401 00:23:00,254 --> 00:23:02,380 Isn't that what makes a man? 402 00:23:03,507 --> 00:23:06,009 Sure, that and a pair of testicles. 403 00:23:06,594 --> 00:23:08,386 You're joking, 404 00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:12,265 but perhaps you're right. 405 00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:14,267 You mind if I do a Jay? 406 00:23:16,187 --> 00:23:17,353 Bunny. 407 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:20,774 Excuse me? 408 00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:22,650 Bunny Lebowski. 409 00:23:23,778 --> 00:23:25,904 She is the light of my life. 410 00:23:27,490 --> 00:23:29,991 Are you surprised at my tears, sir? 411 00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:33,787 Oh, fucking A. 412 00:23:33,871 --> 00:23:41,002 Strong men also cry. 413 00:23:44,048 --> 00:23:46,508 I received this fax this morning. 414 00:23:49,470 --> 00:23:53,098 As you can see, it is a ransom note. 415 00:23:54,058 --> 00:23:56,101 "We have Bunny. " 416 00:23:56,185 --> 00:24:00,438 Written by men who were unable to achieve on a level field of play. 417 00:24:00,523 --> 00:24:03,149 "Gather $1 million... " 418 00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:06,653 Cowards! "... in unmarked, nonconsecutive 20s. " 419 00:24:06,737 --> 00:24:09,447 Weaklings! "Await instructions. " 420 00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:11,324 Bums! "No funny stuff. " 421 00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:14,577 Bummer. Huh? 422 00:24:15,830 --> 00:24:19,541 This is a bummer, man. That's... That's a bummer. 423 00:24:20,334 --> 00:24:23,044 Brandt will fill you in on the details. 424 00:24:37,601 --> 00:24:42,355 Mr. Lebowski is prepared to make a generous offer to you to act as courier 425 00:24:42,439 --> 00:24:44,983 once we get instructions for the money. 426 00:24:45,067 --> 00:24:46,234 Why me, man? 427 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:51,823 He believes the culprits might be the very people who soiled your rug 428 00:24:51,907 --> 00:24:56,828 and you are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that suspicion. 429 00:24:56,912 --> 00:24:58,663 He thinks the carpet pissers did this? 430 00:24:58,747 --> 00:25:00,665 Well, Dude, we just don't know. 431 00:26:37,888 --> 00:26:39,764 Fucking Quintana. 432 00:26:40,724 --> 00:26:43,059 That creep can roll, man. 433 00:26:43,185 --> 00:26:46,187 Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude. Yeah. 434 00:26:47,147 --> 00:26:50,066 No, he's a sex offender with a record. 435 00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:53,111 He did six months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight-year-old. 436 00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:56,489 When he moved to Hollywood, he had to go door-to-door 437 00:26:56,573 --> 00:26:58,366 to tell everyone he was a pederast. 438 00:26:59,326 --> 00:27:02,829 What's a pederast, Walter? Shut the fuck up, Donny. 439 00:27:05,165 --> 00:27:07,750 So, how much did he give you? 440 00:27:07,835 --> 00:27:11,087 20 grand, man. And, of course, I still get to keep the rug. 441 00:27:11,213 --> 00:27:12,547 Just for making a hand-off? Yeah. 442 00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:15,008 They gave Dude a beeper. 443 00:27:16,010 --> 00:27:18,803 So whenever these guys call... What if it's during a game? 444 00:27:18,887 --> 00:27:21,514 Oh, I told them if it was during league play... 445 00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:22,724 What's during league play? 446 00:27:22,808 --> 00:27:25,268 Life does not stop and start at your convenience, 447 00:27:25,352 --> 00:27:27,270 you miserable piece of shit. 448 00:27:27,354 --> 00:27:29,314 I figure... What's wrong with Walter, Dude? 449 00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:31,899 I figure it's easy money, you know. It's all pretty harmless. 450 00:27:31,984 --> 00:27:33,818 She probably kidnapped herself. 451 00:27:34,778 --> 00:27:37,655 What do you mean, Dude? Rug-peers did not do this. 452 00:27:37,740 --> 00:27:42,618 Look at it. A young trophy wife marries this guy for his money. 453 00:27:42,703 --> 00:27:45,538 She figures he isn't giving her enough, you know. 454 00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:47,373 She owes money all over town. 455 00:27:47,458 --> 00:27:49,625 That fucking bitch! 456 00:27:49,710 --> 00:27:51,502 It's all a goddamn fake, man. 457 00:27:51,587 --> 00:27:53,504 It's like Lenin said, 458 00:27:53,589 --> 00:27:58,551 you look for the person who will benefit and, you know... 459 00:27:58,635 --> 00:28:01,262 I Am the Walrus? You know, you'll... 460 00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:03,931 You know what I'm trying to say. I Am the Walrus. 461 00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:06,809 That fucking bitch! Oh, yeah! 462 00:28:06,894 --> 00:28:08,311 I Am the Walrus. That's... 463 00:28:08,395 --> 00:28:09,896 Shut the fuck up, Donny! 464 00:28:09,980 --> 00:28:13,024 V. I. Lenin, Vladimir llyich Ulyanov! 465 00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:14,275 What the fuck is he talking about? 466 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:16,194 Fucking exactly what happened to those... 467 00:28:16,278 --> 00:28:17,820 That makes me fucking sick! 468 00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:20,865 Well, what do you care, Walter? Those rich fucks. 469 00:28:20,949 --> 00:28:22,909 This whole fucking thing. 470 00:28:22,993 --> 00:28:25,745 I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck 471 00:28:25,829 --> 00:28:27,580 so that this fucking strumpet, 472 00:28:27,664 --> 00:28:28,831 this fucking whore, could waltz around... 473 00:28:28,916 --> 00:28:31,334 I don't see any connection with Vietnam, man. 474 00:28:31,418 --> 00:28:33,044 Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude. 475 00:28:33,128 --> 00:28:35,046 No, Walter, face it, there isn't any connection. 476 00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:36,589 Your roll. Have it your way. 477 00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:38,007 Your roll. But my point is... 478 00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:40,885 My point is... Are you ready to be fucked, man? 479 00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:45,348 I see you rolled your way into the semis. 480 00:28:46,392 --> 00:28:48,726 Dios mío, man. 481 00:28:48,811 --> 00:28:51,646 Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up. 482 00:28:52,147 --> 00:28:57,944 Yeah? Well, you know, that's just like your opinion, man. 483 00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:02,240 Let me tell you something, pendejo. 484 00:29:02,324 --> 00:29:04,534 You pull any of your crazy shit with us, 485 00:29:04,618 --> 00:29:07,412 you flash a piece out on the lanes, 486 00:29:07,496 --> 00:29:10,415 I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass 487 00:29:10,499 --> 00:29:13,709 and pull the fucking trigger till it goes click. 488 00:29:15,671 --> 00:29:16,921 Jesus. 489 00:29:17,005 --> 00:29:18,673 You said it, man. 490 00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:21,008 Nobody fucks with the Jesus. 491 00:29:27,307 --> 00:29:28,683 Eight-year-olds, Dude. 492 00:31:33,183 --> 00:31:34,684 They called about 80 minutes ago. 493 00:31:34,768 --> 00:31:37,395 They want you to take the money, drive north on the 405. 494 00:31:37,479 --> 00:31:38,813 They will call you on the portable phone 495 00:31:38,897 --> 00:31:40,982 with instructions in about 40 minutes. 496 00:31:41,066 --> 00:31:42,149 One person only. 497 00:31:42,234 --> 00:31:44,652 They were very clear on that, or I'd go with you. One person only. 498 00:31:44,778 --> 00:31:47,780 What happened to your jaw? Oh, nothing, man. 499 00:31:49,324 --> 00:31:50,950 Here's the money. 500 00:31:51,785 --> 00:31:53,411 And the phone. 501 00:31:53,495 --> 00:31:56,330 Please, Dude, follow whatever instructions they give. 502 00:31:56,415 --> 00:31:59,208 All right. Her life is in your hands. 503 00:31:59,293 --> 00:32:00,918 Man, don't say that. 504 00:32:01,003 --> 00:32:03,588 Mr. Lebowski asked me to repeat that, her life is in your hands. 505 00:32:03,672 --> 00:32:05,006 Oh, shit, man. 506 00:32:05,090 --> 00:32:07,425 Her life is in your hands, Dude. 507 00:32:07,509 --> 00:32:10,177 Report back to us as soon as it's done. 508 00:32:19,688 --> 00:32:23,941 Where the fuck are you going, man? Take the ringer, I'll drive. 509 00:32:24,026 --> 00:32:26,235 The what? The ringer. 510 00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:27,945 The ringer, Dude. 511 00:32:35,704 --> 00:32:37,663 What the... Have they called yet? 512 00:32:37,748 --> 00:32:39,540 What the hell is this? 513 00:32:39,625 --> 00:32:42,501 My dirty undies, Dude. The laundry. The whites. 514 00:32:42,586 --> 00:32:46,714 Walter, I'm sure there's a reason you brought your dirty undies, man. 515 00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:48,090 That's right, Dude. The weight. 516 00:32:48,175 --> 00:32:49,467 The ringer cannot look empty. 517 00:32:49,551 --> 00:32:51,636 Walter, what the fuck are you thinking, man? 518 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:53,638 You're right, Dude. I got to thinking. 519 00:32:53,722 --> 00:32:56,557 I got to thinking, why should we settle for a measly fucking 20 grand... 520 00:32:56,642 --> 00:32:59,852 We? What the fuck, "we"? You said you just wanted to come along. 521 00:32:59,936 --> 00:33:02,313 My point, Dude, is why should we settle for 20 grand 522 00:33:02,397 --> 00:33:05,066 when we can keep the entire million? Am I wrong? 523 00:33:05,150 --> 00:33:08,235 Yes, you're wrong. This isn't a fucking game, man. 524 00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,655 Oh, but it is a game. You said so yourself. 525 00:33:10,739 --> 00:33:12,948 She kidnapped herself. I said I thought... 526 00:33:19,206 --> 00:33:21,248 Dude, here. Who is this? 527 00:33:22,668 --> 00:33:25,628 Dude. The bagman, man. Where do you want us to go? 528 00:33:25,712 --> 00:33:26,754 Us? 529 00:33:28,382 --> 00:33:29,465 Shit! 530 00:33:31,385 --> 00:33:34,011 Yeah, you know, me and the driver. 531 00:33:34,096 --> 00:33:37,848 I'm not handling the money, driving the car and talking on the phone all by my... 532 00:33:37,933 --> 00:33:39,183 Shut the fuck up! 533 00:33:39,267 --> 00:33:42,269 Dude, are you fucking this up? Who is that? 534 00:33:43,605 --> 00:33:46,190 That is the driver. I told you... 535 00:33:47,943 --> 00:33:49,860 Oh, shit! What the fuck's going on? 536 00:33:49,945 --> 00:33:51,320 Walter... What the fuck is going on? 537 00:33:51,405 --> 00:33:55,700 He hung up, man. You fucked it up. You fucked it up! 538 00:33:55,826 --> 00:33:58,369 Her life was in our hands, man. Easy, Dude. 539 00:33:58,453 --> 00:34:02,331 We're screwed now. We don't get shit. They're gonna kill her. 540 00:34:02,416 --> 00:34:05,126 We're fucked, Walter. Nothing is fucked, Dude. 541 00:34:05,210 --> 00:34:07,712 Come on. You're being very un-Dude. 542 00:34:07,796 --> 00:34:10,214 They'll call back. Look, she kidnapped... 543 00:34:11,425 --> 00:34:13,384 You see? Nothing's fucked here, Dude. 544 00:34:13,468 --> 00:34:17,346 Nothing is fucked. They're a bunch of fucking amateurs. 545 00:34:17,431 --> 00:34:19,932 Walter, will you just shut the fuck up? 546 00:34:20,016 --> 00:34:22,393 Don't say peep while I'm doing business here, man. 547 00:34:22,477 --> 00:34:24,437 Okay, Dude. Have it your way. 548 00:34:26,523 --> 00:34:28,983 But they're amateurs. Fuck. 549 00:34:30,569 --> 00:34:31,736 Dude. 550 00:34:31,820 --> 00:34:35,072 Okay, we proceed but only if there is no funny stuff. 551 00:34:35,157 --> 00:34:36,699 Yeah, yeah. 552 00:34:36,783 --> 00:34:38,868 So no funny stuff. Okay? 553 00:34:38,952 --> 00:34:41,537 Just tell me where the fuck you want us to go. 554 00:34:45,167 --> 00:34:47,376 That was the sign, man. 555 00:34:47,461 --> 00:34:51,172 So, all we gotta do is get her back. 556 00:34:51,256 --> 00:34:53,632 No one's in a position to complain. 557 00:34:53,717 --> 00:34:56,135 We keep the baksheesh. Yeah, terrific, Walter. 558 00:34:56,219 --> 00:34:58,888 But you haven't told me how we're gonna get her back. Where is she? 559 00:34:58,972 --> 00:35:00,806 That's the simple part, Dude. 560 00:35:00,891 --> 00:35:05,186 We make the hand-off, I grab one of them and beat it out of him. Huh? 561 00:35:06,313 --> 00:35:08,939 That's a great plan, Walter. 562 00:35:09,024 --> 00:35:11,150 That's fucking ingenious, if I understand it correctly. 563 00:35:11,234 --> 00:35:13,194 It's a Swiss fucking watch. 564 00:35:13,278 --> 00:35:16,405 That's right, Dude. The beauty of this is its simplicity. 565 00:35:16,490 --> 00:35:19,742 Once a plan gets too complex, everything can go wrong. 566 00:35:19,826 --> 00:35:21,577 If there's one thing I learned in Nam... 567 00:35:25,540 --> 00:35:26,624 Dude. 568 00:35:26,708 --> 00:35:28,542 You are coming to wooden bridge. 569 00:35:28,627 --> 00:35:29,794 When you cross the bridge, 570 00:35:29,878 --> 00:35:33,172 you throw the bag from the left window of the moving car. 571 00:35:33,256 --> 00:35:34,298 You're being watched. 572 00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:37,968 Fuck. What'd he say? Where's the hand-off? 573 00:35:38,053 --> 00:35:39,720 There is no fucking hand-off, man. 574 00:35:39,805 --> 00:35:42,473 At the wooden bridge we throw the money out of the car. 575 00:35:42,557 --> 00:35:45,392 We throw the money out of the moving car. 576 00:35:45,936 --> 00:35:48,604 We can't do that, Dude. That fucks up our plan. 577 00:35:48,688 --> 00:35:50,606 Well, call them up and explain it to them, Walter. 578 00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:51,941 Your plan is so fucking simple, 579 00:35:52,025 --> 00:35:53,818 I'm sure they'll fucking understand it. 580 00:35:53,902 --> 00:35:55,027 That's the beauty of it. 581 00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:57,530 Wooden bridge, huh? Throw them the money, Walter. 582 00:35:57,614 --> 00:35:59,156 We're not fucking around, man. 583 00:35:59,241 --> 00:36:01,492 Okay, Dude, the bridge is coming up. Give me the ringer, chop-chop. 584 00:36:01,576 --> 00:36:03,118 Fuck that. Walter, I love you, 585 00:36:03,203 --> 00:36:06,288 but sooner or later you're gonna have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron. 586 00:36:06,373 --> 00:36:08,707 Okay, Dude. No time to argue. Hey, man! 587 00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:11,168 Here's the bridge. Hey, Walter! Hey, Walter! 588 00:36:11,253 --> 00:36:13,963 Hey, Walter! Here goes the ringer! 589 00:36:15,257 --> 00:36:17,466 What the fuck? Okay, Dude, you're wheel. 590 00:36:17,551 --> 00:36:19,718 Hey, man, what the fuck? At 15 mph, I roll out. 591 00:36:19,803 --> 00:36:21,720 I double back, grab one of them and beat it out of him. 592 00:36:21,805 --> 00:36:23,013 The Uzi. Uzi. 593 00:36:23,098 --> 00:36:25,182 You didn't think I was rolling out of here naked, did you? 594 00:36:25,267 --> 00:36:27,893 Walter, please! Fifteen, Dude! This is it! Let's take that hill! 595 00:36:27,978 --> 00:36:29,270 Walter! 596 00:36:52,085 --> 00:36:59,425 We have it! 597 00:37:13,982 --> 00:37:15,983 Fuck it, Dude. 598 00:37:16,067 --> 00:37:17,651 Let's go bowling. 599 00:37:56,149 --> 00:37:59,443 Aitz chaim he, Dude, as the ex used to say. 600 00:37:59,527 --> 00:38:01,320 What the fuck is that supposed to mean? 601 00:38:01,404 --> 00:38:04,490 What the fuck are we gonna tell Lebowski? 602 00:38:04,574 --> 00:38:06,700 Oh, him. 603 00:38:06,785 --> 00:38:09,787 I don't know. What exactly is the problem? 604 00:38:09,871 --> 00:38:11,705 The problem is... 605 00:38:12,999 --> 00:38:14,750 What do you mean, what's the... 606 00:38:14,834 --> 00:38:16,377 There was no... 607 00:38:17,212 --> 00:38:18,796 We didn't... 608 00:38:19,881 --> 00:38:22,091 They're gonna kill that poor woman, man! 609 00:38:22,175 --> 00:38:24,009 What the fuck are you talking about? 610 00:38:24,094 --> 00:38:26,637 The poor woman, that poor slut kidnapped herself. 611 00:38:26,721 --> 00:38:28,013 Come on, Dude. You said so yourself. 612 00:38:28,098 --> 00:38:30,391 Man, I said I thought she kidnapped herself. 613 00:38:30,475 --> 00:38:31,976 You're the one who's so fucking certain. 614 00:38:32,060 --> 00:38:34,603 That's right, Dude. 100% certain. 615 00:38:34,688 --> 00:38:36,397 They posted the next round for the tournament. 616 00:38:36,481 --> 00:38:37,731 Donny, shut the fuck... 617 00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:39,817 When do we play? This Saturday. Quintana and... 618 00:38:39,901 --> 00:38:41,652 Saturday? Well, they'll have to reschedule. 619 00:38:41,736 --> 00:38:44,071 Walter, what am I gonna tell Lebowski? 620 00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:47,491 I told that fuck down at the league office. Who's in charge of scheduling? 621 00:38:47,575 --> 00:38:49,118 Walter! Burkhalter. 622 00:38:49,202 --> 00:38:52,162 I told that kraut a fucking thousand times, I don't roll on shabbos! 623 00:38:52,247 --> 00:38:53,539 Walter! They already posted it. 624 00:38:53,623 --> 00:38:55,207 Well, they can fucking un-post it! 625 00:38:55,291 --> 00:38:58,585 Who gives a shit? They're gonna kill that poor woman, man! 626 00:38:58,712 --> 00:39:00,963 What am I gonna tell Lebowski? Come on, Dude. 627 00:39:01,047 --> 00:39:04,049 Eventually she'll get tired of her little game and, you know, wander on back. 628 00:39:04,134 --> 00:39:05,676 How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter? 629 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:06,885 I'm shomer shabbos. 630 00:39:07,012 --> 00:39:08,929 What's that, Walter? Yeah, and in the meantime, 631 00:39:09,014 --> 00:39:10,431 what do I tell Lebowski? 632 00:39:10,515 --> 00:39:12,850 Saturday, Donny, is shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. 633 00:39:12,934 --> 00:39:15,394 That means I don't work, I don't drive a car, 634 00:39:15,478 --> 00:39:16,979 I don't fucking ride in a car, 635 00:39:17,063 --> 00:39:18,897 I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven 636 00:39:18,982 --> 00:39:21,108 and I sure as shit don't fucking roll! 637 00:39:22,027 --> 00:39:23,110 Sheesh. 638 00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:24,737 Shomer shabbos! 639 00:39:26,656 --> 00:39:29,324 Walter, how am I gonna... Shomer fucking shabbos! 640 00:39:29,451 --> 00:39:32,703 Oh, fuck! That's it. I'm out of here. Oh, come on, Dude. 641 00:39:34,748 --> 00:39:36,623 Dude! Dude! 642 00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:40,210 You just tell him... 643 00:39:40,295 --> 00:39:42,671 Tell him we made the drop and everything went, you know... 644 00:39:42,756 --> 00:39:43,797 Oh, yeah. How'd it go? 645 00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:45,758 Went all right. Dude's car got a little dinged up. 646 00:39:45,842 --> 00:39:48,218 Walter, we didn't make the fucking hand-off, man! 647 00:39:48,303 --> 00:39:50,387 They didn't get the fucking money! 648 00:39:50,472 --> 00:39:51,680 And they're gonna... They're gonna... 649 00:39:51,765 --> 00:39:53,348 They're gonna kill that poor woman. 650 00:39:53,433 --> 00:39:56,101 They're gonna kill that poor woman! 651 00:39:56,186 --> 00:39:57,644 Walter, if you can't ride in a car, 652 00:39:57,729 --> 00:39:59,104 then how do you get around on shabbos? 653 00:39:59,189 --> 00:40:01,231 Really, Dude, you surprise me. 654 00:40:01,316 --> 00:40:02,608 They're not gonna kill shit. 655 00:40:02,692 --> 00:40:03,817 They're not gonna do shit. 656 00:40:03,902 --> 00:40:05,527 What can they do to her? Bunch of fucking amateurs. 657 00:40:05,612 --> 00:40:07,446 And meanwhile, look at the bottom line. 658 00:40:07,530 --> 00:40:09,782 Who's sitting on a million fucking dollars? 659 00:40:09,866 --> 00:40:10,991 Am I wrong? Walter. 660 00:40:11,076 --> 00:40:14,119 Who's got a fucking million fucking dollars sitting in the trunk of our car? 661 00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:17,247 Our car, Walter? And what do they got? My dirty undies. 662 00:40:17,332 --> 00:40:18,999 My fucking whites! 663 00:40:25,090 --> 00:40:26,423 Say, Dude? 664 00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:29,218 Where is your car? 665 00:40:29,344 --> 00:40:32,471 Who's got your undies, Walter? Where's your car, Dude? 666 00:40:32,555 --> 00:40:34,681 You don't know, Walter? 667 00:40:35,391 --> 00:40:39,061 It was parked in a handicap zone. Perhaps they towed it. 668 00:40:39,979 --> 00:40:42,689 You fucking know it's been stolen. 669 00:40:42,774 --> 00:40:45,692 Well, certainly that's a possibility, Dude. 670 00:40:47,070 --> 00:40:48,487 Oh, fuck it. 671 00:40:51,032 --> 00:40:54,451 Where you going, Dude? I'm going home, Donny. 672 00:40:54,536 --> 00:40:57,704 Phone's ringing, Dude. Thank you, Donny! 673 00:41:13,388 --> 00:41:14,513 Yeah. 674 00:41:15,890 --> 00:41:21,019 Green with some brown, rust coloration. 675 00:41:22,230 --> 00:41:25,357 And was there anything of value in the car? 676 00:41:25,441 --> 00:41:26,900 Oh, yeah. 677 00:41:28,278 --> 00:41:32,614 A tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a... 678 00:41:35,201 --> 00:41:36,743 My briefcase. 679 00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:40,956 In the briefcase? 680 00:41:43,084 --> 00:41:44,251 Papers. 681 00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:46,587 Just papers. 682 00:41:47,589 --> 00:41:50,966 You know, my papers, business papers. 683 00:41:52,635 --> 00:41:55,971 And what do you do, sir? I'm unemployed. 684 00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:02,269 My rug was also stolen. 685 00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:04,646 Your rug was in the car? 686 00:42:04,731 --> 00:42:06,440 No. Here. 687 00:42:07,108 --> 00:42:08,775 Separate incidents. 688 00:42:10,778 --> 00:42:12,529 The Dude is not in. 689 00:42:12,614 --> 00:42:15,449 Do you find them much, these stolen cars? 690 00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:17,868 Sometimes. 691 00:42:18,703 --> 00:42:21,163 Wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck though. 692 00:42:21,247 --> 00:42:22,956 Or the Creedence. 693 00:42:23,124 --> 00:42:27,085 What about the briefcase? 694 00:42:27,629 --> 00:42:29,046 Mr. Lebowski, I'd like to see you. 695 00:42:29,130 --> 00:42:31,048 Call when you get home and I'll send a car for you. 696 00:42:31,132 --> 00:42:34,760 My name is Maude Lebowski. I'm the one who took your rug. 697 00:42:34,844 --> 00:42:37,930 Well, guess we can close the file on that one. 698 00:43:29,524 --> 00:43:32,442 I'll be with you in a moment, Mr. Lebowski. 699 00:43:50,962 --> 00:43:54,381 Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski? 700 00:43:54,465 --> 00:43:58,260 Is that what this is a picture of? In a sense, yes. 701 00:43:58,344 --> 00:44:01,013 My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal, 702 00:44:01,097 --> 00:44:02,180 which bothers some men. 703 00:44:02,265 --> 00:44:05,225 The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. 704 00:44:05,727 --> 00:44:07,811 Vagina. Oh, yeah? 705 00:44:07,895 --> 00:44:10,314 Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say, 706 00:44:10,398 --> 00:44:11,773 whereas without batting an eye, 707 00:44:11,858 --> 00:44:16,069 a man will refer to his dick, or his rod or his johnson. 708 00:44:17,322 --> 00:44:18,322 "Johnson"? 709 00:44:18,406 --> 00:44:21,116 All right, Mr. Lebowski, let's get down to cases. 710 00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:23,660 My father told me he agreed to let you have the rug, 711 00:44:23,745 --> 00:44:27,706 but as it was a gift from me to my late mother, it was not his to give. 712 00:44:27,790 --> 00:44:29,708 Now, your face. 713 00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:32,878 As for this kidnapping. 714 00:44:33,004 --> 00:44:34,004 Huh? 715 00:44:34,088 --> 00:44:37,507 Yes, I know all about it, and I know that you acted as courier. 716 00:44:37,592 --> 00:44:40,844 Let me tell you something. The whole thing stinks to high heaven. 717 00:44:40,928 --> 00:44:45,140 Yeah, right, but let me explain something about the rug. 718 00:44:45,224 --> 00:44:47,434 Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski? 719 00:44:48,436 --> 00:44:51,688 Excuse me? Sex, the physical act of love. Coitus. 720 00:44:51,814 --> 00:44:55,025 Do you like it? I was talking about my rug. 721 00:44:55,109 --> 00:44:57,652 You're not interested in sex? 722 00:44:57,737 --> 00:45:00,030 You mean coitus? I like it, too. 723 00:45:00,114 --> 00:45:02,366 It's a male myth about feminists that we hate sex. 724 00:45:02,450 --> 00:45:04,868 It can be a natural, zesty enterprise. 725 00:45:04,952 --> 00:45:06,370 However, there are some people, 726 00:45:06,454 --> 00:45:09,373 it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women, 727 00:45:09,457 --> 00:45:12,626 who engage in it compulsively and without joy. 728 00:45:12,710 --> 00:45:15,712 Oh, no. Oh, yes, Mr. Lebowski. 729 00:45:15,797 --> 00:45:19,716 These unfortunate souls cannot love, in the true sense of the word. 730 00:45:19,801 --> 00:45:23,261 Our mutual acquaintance, Bunny, is one of these. 731 00:45:23,346 --> 00:45:25,555 Listen, Maude, 732 00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:28,850 I'm sorry if your stepmother is a nympho, 733 00:45:28,935 --> 00:45:32,312 but, you know, I don't see what this has to do with... 734 00:45:32,397 --> 00:45:35,190 You have any Kahlua? Take a look at this, sir. 735 00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:40,570 Oh, I know that guy. 736 00:45:42,156 --> 00:45:44,366 He's a nihilist. 737 00:45:45,952 --> 00:45:47,661 "Karl Hungus. " 738 00:46:01,426 --> 00:46:02,843 Hi. Hello. 739 00:46:02,927 --> 00:46:05,887 Mein dispatcher says there is something wrong with dein Kabel. 740 00:46:05,972 --> 00:46:07,097 Yeah. Come on in. 741 00:46:07,181 --> 00:46:09,599 I'm not really sure exactly what's really wrong with the cable. 742 00:46:09,684 --> 00:46:12,269 That's why they sent me. I am an expert. 743 00:46:12,353 --> 00:46:13,687 The TV's in here. 744 00:46:13,729 --> 00:46:16,940 You recognize her, of course. Helga, bring my tools. 745 00:46:19,861 --> 00:46:21,611 That's my friend Sherry. 746 00:46:21,696 --> 00:46:23,363 She just came over to use the shower. 747 00:46:23,448 --> 00:46:25,782 The story is ludicrous. 748 00:46:25,867 --> 00:46:28,827 My name is Karl. Ich bin expert. 749 00:46:28,911 --> 00:46:30,954 You must be here to fix the cable. 750 00:46:31,038 --> 00:46:33,915 Lord, you can imagine where it goes from here. 751 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,459 He fixes the cable? 752 00:46:35,543 --> 00:46:37,586 Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey. 753 00:46:37,670 --> 00:46:40,964 Little matter to me that this woman chose to pursue a career in pornography, 754 00:46:41,048 --> 00:46:43,675 nor that she has been banging Jackie Treehorn, 755 00:46:43,759 --> 00:46:45,510 to use the parlance of our times. 756 00:46:45,595 --> 00:46:49,556 However, I am one of the two trustees of the Lebowski Foundation, 757 00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:51,308 the other being my father. 758 00:46:51,392 --> 00:46:53,351 The foundation takes youngsters from Watts and... 759 00:46:53,436 --> 00:46:54,811 Shit, yeah. The achievers. 760 00:46:54,896 --> 00:46:58,607 Little Lebowski Urban Achievers, yes, and proud we are of all of them. 761 00:46:58,691 --> 00:47:02,527 I asked my father about his withdrawal of $1 million from the foundation account, 762 00:47:02,612 --> 00:47:04,446 and he told me about this abduction, 763 00:47:04,530 --> 00:47:06,156 but I tell you it is preposterous. 764 00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:10,160 This compulsive fornicator is taking my father for the proverbial ride. 765 00:47:10,244 --> 00:47:12,162 Yeah, but my... I'm getting to your rug. 766 00:47:12,246 --> 00:47:13,997 My father and I don't get along. 767 00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:15,707 He doesn't approve of my lifestyle and, 768 00:47:15,791 --> 00:47:17,459 needless to say, I don't approve of his. 769 00:47:17,543 --> 00:47:21,338 However, I hardly wish to make my father's embezzlement a police matter. 770 00:47:21,422 --> 00:47:24,299 So I'm proposing that you try to recover the money 771 00:47:24,383 --> 00:47:26,510 from the people you delivered it to. 772 00:47:26,594 --> 00:47:29,513 Well, I could do that. 773 00:47:29,597 --> 00:47:31,473 If you successfully do so, 774 00:47:31,557 --> 00:47:36,811 I will compensate you to the tune of 10% of the recovered sum. 775 00:47:36,896 --> 00:47:38,897 A hundred... Thousand. Yes. 776 00:47:38,981 --> 00:47:41,733 Bones or clams or whatever you call them. 777 00:47:41,817 --> 00:47:46,071 Yeah, but what about my... Your rug, yes. 778 00:47:46,155 --> 00:47:48,740 Well, with that money you can buy any number of rugs 779 00:47:48,824 --> 00:47:51,451 that don't have sentimental value for me. 780 00:47:51,536 --> 00:47:54,037 And I am sorry about that crack on the jaw. 781 00:47:54,121 --> 00:47:56,581 Oh, that's fine. That doesn't even... 782 00:47:56,666 --> 00:47:59,209 Here's the name and number of a doctor who will look at it for you. 783 00:47:59,293 --> 00:48:00,877 You will receive no bill. 784 00:48:00,962 --> 00:48:02,546 He's a good man and thorough. 785 00:48:02,630 --> 00:48:04,214 That's thoughtful but... 786 00:48:04,298 --> 00:48:07,801 Please see him, Jeffrey. He's a good man and thorough. 787 00:48:09,428 --> 00:48:11,596 Oh, well, all right. 788 00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:14,266 So he says, "My wife's a pain in the ass. 789 00:48:14,350 --> 00:48:16,768 "She's always busting my frigging agates. 790 00:48:16,852 --> 00:48:20,063 "My daughter's married to a loser bastard. 791 00:48:20,147 --> 00:48:23,984 "I got a rash so bad on my ass I can't even sit down. 792 00:48:24,110 --> 00:48:26,319 "But you know me, I can't complain. " 793 00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:30,991 I got a rash, man. Fucking A. 794 00:48:32,034 --> 00:48:34,578 I gotta tell you, Tone, man, 795 00:48:34,662 --> 00:48:37,789 earlier today I was really feeling shitty, man. 796 00:48:37,873 --> 00:48:39,791 Really down in the dumps. 797 00:48:39,875 --> 00:48:41,251 Lost a little money... 798 00:48:41,335 --> 00:48:44,754 Hey, you know what? Forget about it, huh? Forget about it. 799 00:48:44,839 --> 00:48:46,089 Yeah, fuck it, man. 800 00:48:46,173 --> 00:48:49,009 You can't be worried about that shit. Life goes on, man. 801 00:48:49,093 --> 00:48:51,803 Well, home, sweet home, Mr. L. 802 00:48:54,515 --> 00:48:56,808 Hey, yo. Come here. 803 00:48:56,892 --> 00:48:59,394 Who's your friend in the Volkswagen? Huh? 804 00:49:01,272 --> 00:49:03,481 Yeah. He followed us here. 805 00:49:03,566 --> 00:49:06,484 When did he start... Whoa! What the fuck? 806 00:49:06,569 --> 00:49:08,695 Get in the limo, you son of a bitch! No arguments! 807 00:49:08,779 --> 00:49:11,656 Hey! Hey! Careful, man! There's a beverage here! 808 00:49:13,326 --> 00:49:15,785 Start talking, and talk fast, you lousy bum. 809 00:49:15,870 --> 00:49:17,704 We've been frantically trying to reach you, Dude. 810 00:49:17,788 --> 00:49:20,332 Where is my goddamn money, you bum? 811 00:49:21,876 --> 00:49:24,586 Well, we... I don't... 812 00:49:24,670 --> 00:49:26,963 They did not receive the money, you nitwit! 813 00:49:27,048 --> 00:49:28,632 They did not receive the money! 814 00:49:28,716 --> 00:49:31,009 Her life was in your hands! 815 00:49:31,093 --> 00:49:32,636 This is our concern, Dude. 816 00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:34,763 No, man. Nothing is fucked here. 817 00:49:34,847 --> 00:49:36,765 Nothing is fucked? No, man. 818 00:49:36,849 --> 00:49:40,644 The goddamn plane has crashed into the mountain! 819 00:49:40,728 --> 00:49:44,981 Man, come on. Who are you gonna believe, those guys or... 820 00:49:45,066 --> 00:49:46,816 We dropped off the damn money. 821 00:49:46,901 --> 00:49:48,193 We? 822 00:49:49,487 --> 00:49:52,489 I, the royal we. 823 00:49:52,573 --> 00:49:53,907 You know. The editorial... 824 00:49:53,991 --> 00:49:56,034 I dropped off the money exactly as per... 825 00:49:56,118 --> 00:49:59,871 Look, man, I've got certain information. All right? 826 00:49:59,955 --> 00:50:02,457 Certain things have come to light and... 827 00:50:02,541 --> 00:50:05,168 You know, has it ever occurred to you 828 00:50:05,252 --> 00:50:10,674 that instead of, you know, running around, blaming me... 829 00:50:10,758 --> 00:50:12,967 You know, given the nature of all this new shit, 830 00:50:13,052 --> 00:50:18,890 you know, this could be a lot more complex... 831 00:50:18,974 --> 00:50:23,937 I mean, it's not just... It might not be just such a simple... You know? 832 00:50:24,021 --> 00:50:27,524 What in God's holy name are you blathering about? 833 00:50:27,608 --> 00:50:29,984 Well, I'll tell you what I'm blathering about. 834 00:50:30,069 --> 00:50:32,028 I've got information, man. 835 00:50:32,113 --> 00:50:33,863 New shit has come to light. 836 00:50:33,948 --> 00:50:35,907 And, shit, man, 837 00:50:37,868 --> 00:50:39,786 she kidnapped herself. 838 00:50:42,790 --> 00:50:45,542 Well, sure, man. Look at it. You know? 839 00:50:45,626 --> 00:50:49,546 A young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know. 840 00:50:49,630 --> 00:50:54,801 She owes money all over town, including to known pornographers. 841 00:50:56,721 --> 00:50:58,972 And that's cool. That's cool. 842 00:50:59,849 --> 00:51:03,685 I'm saying she needs money, man. 843 00:51:03,769 --> 00:51:07,439 And, you know, of course they're gonna say they didn't get it 844 00:51:08,733 --> 00:51:11,568 because she wants more, man. 845 00:51:11,652 --> 00:51:14,070 She's gotta feed the monkey. I mean... 846 00:51:16,407 --> 00:51:19,492 Hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? 847 00:51:19,577 --> 00:51:20,660 Sir? 848 00:51:22,830 --> 00:51:26,207 No, Mr. Lebowski, it had not occurred to me. 849 00:51:26,292 --> 00:51:28,501 That had not occurred to us, Dude. 850 00:51:28,586 --> 00:51:30,044 Well, okay, you know? 851 00:51:30,129 --> 00:51:34,632 You guys aren't privy to all the new shit, so, you know... 852 00:51:34,717 --> 00:51:38,094 But, hey, that's what you... That's what you pay me for. 853 00:51:40,514 --> 00:51:41,639 Speaking of which, 854 00:51:41,724 --> 00:51:46,060 do you think that you could give me my $20,000 in cash? 855 00:51:46,145 --> 00:51:49,105 My concern is, and I've gotta check it with my accountant, 856 00:51:49,190 --> 00:51:51,941 that this might bump me up into a higher tax... 857 00:51:52,026 --> 00:51:54,611 Brandt, give him the envelope. 858 00:51:55,321 --> 00:51:59,282 Oh, well, if you've already got the check made out, that's cool. 859 00:51:59,366 --> 00:52:01,367 We received this this morning. 860 00:52:03,913 --> 00:52:07,290 Since you have failed to achieve, 861 00:52:07,374 --> 00:52:10,877 even in the modest task which was your charge, 862 00:52:10,961 --> 00:52:14,130 since you have stolen my money, 863 00:52:14,215 --> 00:52:17,926 since you have unrepentantly betrayed my trust, 864 00:52:18,010 --> 00:52:21,971 I have no choice but to tell these bums 865 00:52:22,056 --> 00:52:24,265 to do whatever is necessary 866 00:52:24,350 --> 00:52:28,478 to recover their money from you, Jeffrey Lebowski. 867 00:52:29,730 --> 00:52:33,817 And with Brandt as my witness, I will tell you this, 868 00:52:33,901 --> 00:52:37,153 any further harm visited upon Bunny 869 00:52:37,238 --> 00:52:40,865 will be visited tenfold upon your head. 870 00:52:43,244 --> 00:52:44,702 By God, sir, 871 00:52:45,246 --> 00:52:48,248 I will not abide another toe. 872 00:52:48,874 --> 00:52:54,254 I hear the cottonwoods whispering above 873 00:52:54,338 --> 00:52:56,464 That wasn't her toe, Dude. 874 00:52:58,217 --> 00:53:01,219 Whose toe was it, Walter? How the fuck should I know? 875 00:53:01,345 --> 00:53:04,848 I do know that nothing about it indicates... The nail polish, Walter. 876 00:53:04,932 --> 00:53:06,224 Fine, Dude. 877 00:53:06,308 --> 00:53:10,186 As if it's impossible to get some nail polish, apply it to someone else's toe... 878 00:53:10,271 --> 00:53:11,563 Someone else... Pinking shears. 879 00:53:11,647 --> 00:53:13,022 Where the fuck are they gonna get... 880 00:53:13,107 --> 00:53:15,859 You want a toe? I can get you a toe. 881 00:53:15,943 --> 00:53:17,819 Believe me, there are ways, Dude. 882 00:53:17,945 --> 00:53:20,196 You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Yeah, but, Walter... 883 00:53:20,281 --> 00:53:23,700 Hell, I could get you a toe by 3:00 this afternoon with nail polish. 884 00:53:23,784 --> 00:53:25,702 These fucking amateurs. Walter... 885 00:53:25,786 --> 00:53:28,621 They send us a toe, we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. 886 00:53:28,706 --> 00:53:30,248 Jesus Christ! Walter... 887 00:53:30,374 --> 00:53:32,458 The point is... They're gonna kill her, Walter, 888 00:53:32,543 --> 00:53:34,210 and then they're gonna kill me. 889 00:53:34,295 --> 00:53:36,754 Dude, that's... 890 00:53:38,048 --> 00:53:40,216 That's just the stress talking, man. 891 00:53:40,301 --> 00:53:45,346 Now, so far we have what appears to me to be a series of victimless crimes. 892 00:53:45,431 --> 00:53:47,974 What about the toe? Forget about the fucking toe! 893 00:53:48,058 --> 00:53:51,185 Excuse me, sir. Could you please keep your voices down? 894 00:53:51,270 --> 00:53:53,062 This is a family restaurant. 895 00:53:53,147 --> 00:53:55,565 Oh, please! Dear, for your information, 896 00:53:55,649 --> 00:53:58,443 the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint. 897 00:53:58,527 --> 00:54:00,904 Come on. Walter, this is not a First Amendment thing, man. 898 00:54:00,988 --> 00:54:04,157 Sir, if you don't calm down, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 899 00:54:04,241 --> 00:54:07,327 Lady, I got buddies who died face down in the muck 900 00:54:07,411 --> 00:54:10,079 so that you and I can enjoy this family restaurant! 901 00:54:10,205 --> 00:54:13,541 All right, I'm out of here. Hey, Dude, don't go away, man. 902 00:54:13,626 --> 00:54:17,587 Come on. This affects all of us, man! It's our basic freedoms! 903 00:54:22,343 --> 00:54:23,801 I'm staying. 904 00:54:26,013 --> 00:54:28,014 I'm finishing my coffee. 905 00:54:32,853 --> 00:54:34,646 Enjoying my coffee. 906 00:54:50,871 --> 00:54:53,039 The Dude is not in. 907 00:54:53,123 --> 00:54:55,959 Leave a message after the beep. It takes a minute. 908 00:54:57,169 --> 00:55:00,880 Mr. Lebowski, this is Duty Officer Rolvaag of the LAPD. 909 00:55:00,965 --> 00:55:02,465 We've recovered your automobile. 910 00:55:02,549 --> 00:55:05,843 It can be claimed at the North Hollywood Auto Circus there on Victory. 911 00:55:05,928 --> 00:55:07,053 Their hours there are... 912 00:55:07,137 --> 00:55:08,680 Far out, man. Far fucking out! 913 00:55:19,149 --> 00:55:22,527 Hey! This is a private residence, man. 914 00:55:30,911 --> 00:55:32,745 Oh, nice marmot. 915 00:55:42,506 --> 00:55:46,592 Where is the money, Lebowski? We wants the money, Lebowski! 916 00:55:52,599 --> 00:55:55,810 You think we are kidding or making with the funny stuff? 917 00:55:55,894 --> 00:55:58,187 We could do things you haven't dreamed of, Lebowski. 918 00:55:58,313 --> 00:56:02,233 Ja, we believes in nothing. We believes in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing! 919 00:56:02,317 --> 00:56:05,653 And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your johnson. 920 00:56:05,738 --> 00:56:08,990 Excuse me? I said, we cut off your johnson! 921 00:56:09,074 --> 00:56:11,492 Just think about that, Lebowski. 922 00:56:11,577 --> 00:56:13,494 Your wiggly penis, Lebowski. 923 00:56:13,579 --> 00:56:15,913 Ja. Maybe we stomp on it and squish it. 924 00:56:24,882 --> 00:56:29,302 It was discovered last night in Van Nuys lodged against an abutment. 925 00:56:29,386 --> 00:56:31,179 Oh, man. Lodged where? 926 00:56:31,263 --> 00:56:33,556 You're lucky she didn't get chopped, Mr. Lebowski. 927 00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:36,059 Oh, man! Must've been a joyride situation. 928 00:56:36,143 --> 00:56:38,686 They abandoned the vehicle once they hit the retaining wall. 929 00:56:38,771 --> 00:56:42,106 Oh, my fucking briefcase, man! It's not here! Shit! 930 00:56:42,191 --> 00:56:43,900 Yeah, I saw that on the report. Sorry. 931 00:56:43,984 --> 00:56:45,985 You gotta get in on the other side. 932 00:56:47,029 --> 00:56:50,198 The side view was found on the road by the car. 933 00:56:51,784 --> 00:56:55,703 You're lucky they left the tape deck though, and the Creedence. 934 00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:58,706 Oh, Jesus! What's that smell, man? 935 00:56:58,791 --> 00:57:01,834 Yeah. It's probably a vagrant slept in the car. 936 00:57:01,919 --> 00:57:04,670 Or maybe just used it as a toilet and moved on. 937 00:57:04,755 --> 00:57:06,005 Hey, man, 938 00:57:07,341 --> 00:57:08,966 are you gonna find these guys? 939 00:57:09,051 --> 00:57:13,596 Or, you know, I mean... You got any promising leads or... 940 00:57:13,889 --> 00:57:15,431 Leads? 941 00:57:15,516 --> 00:57:17,100 Yeah. Sure. 942 00:57:17,184 --> 00:57:20,436 I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab. 943 00:57:20,521 --> 00:57:24,357 They got four more detectives working on the case. 944 00:57:24,441 --> 00:57:26,067 They got us working in shifts! 945 00:57:31,532 --> 00:57:32,698 Leads! 946 00:57:33,534 --> 00:57:35,952 My only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me 947 00:57:36,036 --> 00:57:37,745 before the Germans can cut my dick off. 948 00:57:37,830 --> 00:57:38,955 Leads! 949 00:57:39,039 --> 00:57:40,706 Now, that is just ridiculous, Dude. 950 00:57:40,791 --> 00:57:42,500 No one's going to cut your dick off. 951 00:57:42,626 --> 00:57:45,128 Thank you, Walter. Not if I have anything to say about it. 952 00:57:45,212 --> 00:57:46,254 Thank you, Walter. 953 00:57:46,380 --> 00:57:48,381 That makes me feel very secure. Dude? 954 00:57:48,507 --> 00:57:51,425 That makes me feel very warm inside, man. Dude? 955 00:57:51,510 --> 00:57:54,262 This whole fucking thing. 956 00:57:54,346 --> 00:57:57,557 I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug. 957 00:57:57,683 --> 00:58:00,935 But no, man, I got a, you know... Yeah. Fucking Germans. 958 00:58:01,019 --> 00:58:02,186 Nothing changes. 959 00:58:03,230 --> 00:58:06,816 Fucking Nazis. They were Nazis, Dude? 960 00:58:06,900 --> 00:58:09,485 Oh, come on, Donny. They were threatening castration! 961 00:58:09,570 --> 00:58:11,404 Uh-huh. Are we gonna split hairs here? 962 00:58:11,488 --> 00:58:12,822 No. Am I wrong? 963 00:58:12,906 --> 00:58:16,200 Well, he didn't... Man, they were nihilists, man. 964 00:58:16,285 --> 00:58:18,828 They kept saying they believed in nothing. 965 00:58:18,912 --> 00:58:20,246 Nihilists. 966 00:58:21,957 --> 00:58:23,249 Fuck me. 967 00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:28,129 I mean, say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, Dude. 968 00:58:28,213 --> 00:58:30,506 At least it's an ethos. Yeah. 969 00:58:30,591 --> 00:58:33,301 And, also, let's not forget... Let's not forget, Dude, 970 00:58:33,385 --> 00:58:36,345 that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, 971 00:58:36,430 --> 00:58:39,974 for, you know, domestic... 972 00:58:40,058 --> 00:58:41,809 Within the city... 973 00:58:42,603 --> 00:58:45,688 That ain't legal, either. What are you, a fucking park ranger now? 974 00:58:45,772 --> 00:58:47,356 No! I'm just trying to... 975 00:58:47,441 --> 00:58:50,151 Who gives a shit about the fucking marmot? 976 00:58:50,277 --> 00:58:53,487 We are sympathizing here, Dude. Fuck sympathy. 977 00:58:53,572 --> 00:58:57,491 I don't need your fucking sympathy, man. I need my fucking johnson. 978 00:58:58,452 --> 00:59:01,662 What do you need that for, Dude? You have got to buck up, man! 979 00:59:01,747 --> 00:59:04,540 You cannot drag this negative energy into the tournament. 980 00:59:04,625 --> 00:59:07,293 Fuck the tournament. Fuck you, Walter. 981 00:59:10,005 --> 00:59:12,006 Fuck the tournament? 982 00:59:12,090 --> 00:59:15,092 Okay, Dude. I can see you don't want to be cheered up here. 983 00:59:15,177 --> 00:59:17,637 Come on, Donny. Let's go get us a lane. 984 00:59:22,643 --> 00:59:25,311 Another Caucasian, Gary. Right, Dude. 985 00:59:27,814 --> 00:59:31,150 Friends like these, huh, Gary? That's right, Dude. 986 00:59:55,050 --> 00:59:59,387 You got a good sarsaparilla? Sioux City Sarsaparilla? 987 00:59:59,471 --> 01:00:01,430 Yeah. That's a good one. 988 01:00:04,518 --> 01:00:06,811 How're you doing there, Dude? 989 01:00:06,895 --> 01:00:08,980 Not too good, man. 990 01:00:09,564 --> 01:00:11,983 One of those days, huh? Yeah. 991 01:00:13,193 --> 01:00:17,947 Well, a wiser fellow than myself once said, 992 01:00:18,031 --> 01:00:19,824 "Sometimes you eat the bear and... " 993 01:00:21,368 --> 01:00:23,452 Much obliged. 994 01:00:23,537 --> 01:00:27,373 "Sometimes the bear, well, he eats you. " 995 01:00:29,084 --> 01:00:31,794 That some kind of Eastern thing? 996 01:00:31,878 --> 01:00:33,337 Far from it. 997 01:00:40,053 --> 01:00:42,054 I like your style, Dude. 998 01:00:43,307 --> 01:00:47,310 Oh, well, I dig your style, too, man. 999 01:00:47,394 --> 01:00:49,687 Got a whole cowboy thing going. 1000 01:00:54,067 --> 01:00:55,526 Thank you. 1001 01:00:55,610 --> 01:00:57,528 There's just one thing, Dude. 1002 01:00:57,612 --> 01:00:59,363 What's that? 1003 01:00:59,448 --> 01:01:02,074 Do you have to use so many cuss words? 1004 01:01:05,495 --> 01:01:07,788 What the fuck are you talking about? 1005 01:01:09,082 --> 01:01:11,542 Okay, Dude. Have it your way. 1006 01:01:13,837 --> 01:01:16,172 Take her easy, Dude. 1007 01:01:16,256 --> 01:01:17,923 Yeah. Thanks, man. 1008 01:01:23,930 --> 01:01:25,639 Call for you, Dude. 1009 01:01:29,311 --> 01:01:33,064 Hello? Jeffrey, you have not gone to the doctor. 1010 01:01:33,148 --> 01:01:36,233 Oh, yeah, no. No, I haven't yet. 1011 01:01:36,318 --> 01:01:38,819 I'd like to see you immediately. 1012 01:01:39,738 --> 01:01:40,780 Oh? 1013 01:01:53,460 --> 01:01:56,754 So, you're Lebowski. Yeah. 1014 01:01:59,633 --> 01:02:01,759 Maude has told me all about you. 1015 01:02:01,843 --> 01:02:04,303 She'll be back in a minute. Sit down. 1016 01:02:04,721 --> 01:02:07,723 Do you want a drink? Yeah, sure. White Russian. 1017 01:02:08,683 --> 01:02:10,476 The bar's over there. 1018 01:02:15,315 --> 01:02:19,402 So, what do you do, Lebowski? Who the fuck are you, man? 1019 01:02:20,904 --> 01:02:24,740 Just a friend of Maudie's. Yeah? The friend with the cleft asshole? 1020 01:02:27,911 --> 01:02:30,454 What do you do? Oh, nothing much. 1021 01:02:31,665 --> 01:02:33,582 Hello, Jeffrey. Hello. 1022 01:02:33,667 --> 01:02:36,544 Yeah. How are you? Listen, Maude. 1023 01:02:37,295 --> 01:02:38,838 I got to 1024 01:02:41,174 --> 01:02:43,467 tender my resignation or whatever 1025 01:02:43,552 --> 01:02:48,556 because looks like your mother really was kidnapped after all. 1026 01:02:48,640 --> 01:02:50,683 She most certainly was not. 1027 01:02:50,767 --> 01:02:55,813 Hey, man, why don't you fucking listen occasionally? 1028 01:02:55,897 --> 01:02:58,441 You might learn something. Now, I got... 1029 01:02:58,608 --> 01:03:01,360 Please don't call her my mother. 1030 01:03:01,445 --> 01:03:04,280 She's most definitely the perpetrator and not the victim. 1031 01:03:04,364 --> 01:03:07,199 I'm telling you, I've got pretty definitive evidence. 1032 01:03:07,284 --> 01:03:10,119 From who? From the main guy, Uli. 1033 01:03:10,203 --> 01:03:13,539 Uli Kunkel? Her costar in the beaver picture? 1034 01:03:15,208 --> 01:03:18,294 You mean vagina? I mean, you know the guy? 1035 01:03:18,378 --> 01:03:21,213 I might have introduced them, for all I know. 1036 01:03:21,298 --> 01:03:23,466 Do you remember Uli? 1037 01:03:23,550 --> 01:03:26,302 He's a musician. Used to have a group, Autobahn. 1038 01:03:26,386 --> 01:03:30,931 Look in my LP's. They released one album in the late '70s. 1039 01:03:31,016 --> 01:03:33,934 Their music is sort of a techno pop. 1040 01:03:34,060 --> 01:03:37,480 So he's pretending to be the abductor? Well, yeah. 1041 01:03:37,564 --> 01:03:40,941 Look, Jeffrey, you don't really kidnap someone you're acquainted with. 1042 01:03:41,026 --> 01:03:45,529 The whole idea is that the hostage can't identify you after you've let them go. 1043 01:03:45,614 --> 01:03:47,323 Well, I know that. 1044 01:03:51,495 --> 01:03:54,163 What the fuck is with this guy? Who is he? 1045 01:03:54,247 --> 01:03:57,750 Knox Harrington, the video artist. 1046 01:03:57,834 --> 01:03:59,752 So, Uli has the money. 1047 01:04:00,962 --> 01:04:04,507 Well, no, not exactly. 1048 01:04:05,383 --> 01:04:07,218 This is a very complicated case, Maude. 1049 01:04:09,387 --> 01:04:10,513 a lot of what-have-yous 1050 01:04:10,597 --> 01:04:13,182 and a lot of strands to keep in my head, man. 1051 01:04:13,266 --> 01:04:15,726 You know, a lot of strands in the old Duder's head. 1052 01:04:15,810 --> 01:04:17,019 Hello? 1053 01:04:17,103 --> 01:04:18,979 If Uli doesn't have it, then who does? 1054 01:04:19,064 --> 01:04:20,981 It's Sandra about the Biennale. 1055 01:04:21,066 --> 01:04:24,568 Look. I have to take this. Do you still have that doctor's number? 1056 01:04:24,653 --> 01:04:28,197 No, really, it's not even bruised anymore. Oh, please, Jeffrey. 1057 01:04:28,281 --> 01:04:31,367 I don't want to be responsible for any delayed aftereffects. 1058 01:04:33,912 --> 01:04:35,538 Aftereffects? 1059 01:05:04,985 --> 01:05:08,279 Could you slide your shorts down, Mr. Lebowski, please? 1060 01:05:08,363 --> 01:05:09,446 Mmm? 1061 01:05:09,781 --> 01:05:11,740 No, no, man. She hit me right here. 1062 01:05:11,825 --> 01:05:15,494 I understand. Could you slide your shorts down, please? 1063 01:07:48,148 --> 01:07:51,608 He lives in North Hollywood on Radford, near the In-N-Out Burger. 1064 01:07:51,693 --> 01:07:53,861 No, the In-N-Out Burger's on Camrose. 1065 01:07:53,945 --> 01:07:56,363 Near the In-N-Out Burger. Those are good burgers, Walter. 1066 01:07:56,448 --> 01:07:59,324 Shut the fuck up, Donny. The kid is in the ninth grade, Dude. 1067 01:07:59,409 --> 01:08:02,035 And his father is... Are you ready for this? 1068 01:08:02,120 --> 01:08:05,456 His father is Arthur Digby Sellers. 1069 01:08:05,540 --> 01:08:07,124 Who the fuck is that? 1070 01:08:07,208 --> 01:08:10,252 Who the fuck is Arthur Digby Sellers? Who the... 1071 01:08:10,336 --> 01:08:12,713 Have you ever heard of a little show called Branded, Dude? 1072 01:08:12,797 --> 01:08:13,839 Yes, yes, I... 1073 01:08:13,923 --> 01:08:15,924 "All but one man died there at Bitter Creek. " 1074 01:08:16,009 --> 01:08:18,260 I know the fucking show, Walter. So what? 1075 01:08:18,344 --> 01:08:22,389 Fucking Arthur Digby Sellers wrote 156 episodes, Dude. 1076 01:08:22,474 --> 01:08:24,183 The bulk of the series. 1077 01:08:24,267 --> 01:08:25,309 Oh. 1078 01:08:25,351 --> 01:08:27,936 Not exactly a lightweight. No. 1079 01:08:28,021 --> 01:08:30,355 And yet his son is a fucking dunce. 1080 01:08:31,858 --> 01:08:34,568 Anyway, we'll go there after the what-have-you. 1081 01:08:34,652 --> 01:08:36,320 We'll brace the kid. Should be a pushover. 1082 01:08:36,404 --> 01:08:37,613 We'll be near the In-N-Out Burger. 1083 01:08:37,697 --> 01:08:38,822 Shut the fuck up, Donny! 1084 01:08:41,117 --> 01:08:44,328 We'll go out there, we'll brace the kid. He should be a pushover. 1085 01:08:44,412 --> 01:08:46,538 We'll get that fucking million dollars back, 1086 01:08:46,623 --> 01:08:48,749 if he hasn't spent it already. 1087 01:08:48,833 --> 01:08:50,876 A million fucking clams. 1088 01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:54,630 And, yes, we'll be near the... In-N-Out. 1089 01:08:55,048 --> 01:08:58,467 Shh! Shh! Some burgers, some beers. A few laughs. 1090 01:09:01,179 --> 01:09:03,472 Our fucking troubles are over, Dude. 1091 01:09:15,944 --> 01:09:18,946 Oh, fuck me, man. 1092 01:09:19,030 --> 01:09:21,824 That kid's already spent all the money, man. 1093 01:09:21,908 --> 01:09:24,159 New Vette? Hardly, Dude. 1094 01:09:24,244 --> 01:09:29,581 I'd say he still has $960,000, $970,000 left, depending on the options. 1095 01:09:30,291 --> 01:09:31,291 Wait in the car, Donny. 1096 01:09:35,463 --> 01:09:37,464 Yes? Pilar? 1097 01:09:38,675 --> 01:09:42,803 My name is Walter Sobchak. This is my associate, Jeffrey Lebowski. 1098 01:09:44,222 --> 01:09:46,515 We came to talk about little Larry. 1099 01:09:46,599 --> 01:09:48,684 May we come in? Yes, yes. 1100 01:09:48,768 --> 01:09:50,102 Thank you. 1101 01:09:54,440 --> 01:09:56,066 That's him, Dude. 1102 01:10:03,616 --> 01:10:06,076 And a good day to you, sir! 1103 01:10:06,160 --> 01:10:08,161 Sit down, please. 1104 01:10:13,585 --> 01:10:16,378 Larry, sweetie, the man is here! 1105 01:10:16,462 --> 01:10:19,298 Is he... Does he still write? 1106 01:10:19,382 --> 01:10:22,509 Oh, no, no. He has health problems. 1107 01:10:22,677 --> 01:10:23,886 Uh-huh. 1108 01:10:25,638 --> 01:10:27,681 Sir, I just want to say 1109 01:10:28,683 --> 01:10:31,143 that we're both, on a personal level, 1110 01:10:32,645 --> 01:10:34,605 really enormous fans. 1111 01:10:34,689 --> 01:10:37,858 Branded, especially the early episodes, 1112 01:10:37,942 --> 01:10:40,068 was truly a source of inspiration. 1113 01:10:40,153 --> 01:10:42,946 Sweetie, sit down. This man is the police. 1114 01:10:43,031 --> 01:10:46,617 Oh, no, ma'am. We didn't want to give the impression that we were police, exactly. 1115 01:10:46,701 --> 01:10:49,453 We're hoping it won't be necessary to call the police. 1116 01:10:49,537 --> 01:10:51,997 But that's up to little Larry here. 1117 01:10:52,081 --> 01:10:53,707 Isn't it, Larry? 1118 01:11:04,594 --> 01:11:06,720 Is this your homework, Larry? 1119 01:11:08,181 --> 01:11:10,390 Is this your homework, Larry? Look, man, it... 1120 01:11:10,475 --> 01:11:13,852 Dude. Please? Is this your homework, Larry? 1121 01:11:13,937 --> 01:11:15,312 Just ask him about the car, man. 1122 01:11:15,396 --> 01:11:17,731 Is this yours, Larry? Is this your homework, Larry? 1123 01:11:17,815 --> 01:11:19,024 Is that your car out front? 1124 01:11:19,067 --> 01:11:22,027 Is this your homework, Larry? We know it's his fucking homework! 1125 01:11:22,111 --> 01:11:24,363 Where's the fucking money, you little brat? 1126 01:11:24,447 --> 01:11:27,449 Look, Larry, have you ever heard of Vietnam? 1127 01:11:27,575 --> 01:11:29,868 For Christ's sake, Walter. You are entering a world of pain, son. 1128 01:11:29,953 --> 01:11:32,621 We know that this is your homework. We know that you stole the car. 1129 01:11:32,705 --> 01:11:35,248 And the fucking money. And the fucking money! 1130 01:11:35,333 --> 01:11:37,000 And we know that this is your homework! 1131 01:11:37,085 --> 01:11:38,293 We're gonna cut your dick off, Larry. 1132 01:11:38,378 --> 01:11:40,337 You're killing your father, Larry. 1133 01:11:43,508 --> 01:11:45,592 All right. This is pointless. 1134 01:11:46,886 --> 01:11:49,554 Okay, time for Plan B. 1135 01:11:51,808 --> 01:11:54,768 You might want to watch out that front window, Larry. 1136 01:11:56,062 --> 01:11:59,439 Son, this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass! 1137 01:12:01,109 --> 01:12:03,068 A little language problem here. 1138 01:12:03,152 --> 01:12:05,529 Little prick's stonewalling me. 1139 01:12:06,406 --> 01:12:07,948 Walter. 1140 01:12:08,658 --> 01:12:10,659 What are you doing, man? 1141 01:12:13,287 --> 01:12:15,080 What are you doing? 1142 01:12:16,416 --> 01:12:18,083 Here you go, Larry. 1143 01:12:18,167 --> 01:12:20,168 You see what happens? 1144 01:12:20,253 --> 01:12:22,295 You see what happens, Larry? 1145 01:12:23,047 --> 01:12:24,881 You see what happens? Oh, great. 1146 01:12:24,966 --> 01:12:28,552 This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry. 1147 01:12:31,597 --> 01:12:33,223 This is what happens, Larry. 1148 01:12:33,307 --> 01:12:35,142 You see what happens, Larry? 1149 01:12:35,226 --> 01:12:37,644 You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass? 1150 01:12:37,770 --> 01:12:40,063 This is what happens! 1151 01:12:42,316 --> 01:12:44,693 You see what happens, Larry? 1152 01:12:44,777 --> 01:12:48,488 Do you see what happens, Larry, when you fuck a stranger in the ass? 1153 01:12:49,741 --> 01:12:53,035 This is what happens, Larry! 1154 01:12:53,119 --> 01:12:55,871 My car! My baby! This is what happens, Larry! 1155 01:12:55,955 --> 01:12:57,914 This is what happens when you fuck a stranger... 1156 01:12:57,999 --> 01:13:00,667 What the fuck are you doing, man? Stop it! 1157 01:13:00,793 --> 01:13:03,253 Hey, man. I just bought that fucking car last week! 1158 01:13:03,379 --> 01:13:06,381 Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm sorry! I'm gonna fucking kill you! 1159 01:13:06,507 --> 01:13:09,634 I just bought the fucking car last week! Come on, man. 1160 01:13:09,719 --> 01:13:11,553 I'll kill your fucking car, man! 1161 01:13:11,637 --> 01:13:13,680 No, no. Hey, hey, that's not his! Hey! 1162 01:13:13,765 --> 01:13:16,224 God damn it! Whoa! Oh, no! 1163 01:13:16,309 --> 01:13:18,101 Fuck you! Man. No. 1164 01:13:18,186 --> 01:13:20,687 You like that? Fuck you! 1165 01:13:20,772 --> 01:13:24,232 I'll kill your fucking car! No. No, no. No. 1166 01:13:24,317 --> 01:13:26,234 I'll kill your fucking car! 1167 01:13:47,256 --> 01:13:49,174 I accept your apology. 1168 01:13:50,343 --> 01:13:53,845 No, I just want to handle it by myself from now on. 1169 01:13:55,056 --> 01:13:57,099 No. No. No! 1170 01:13:57,183 --> 01:13:59,017 That has nothing to do with it. 1171 01:14:00,394 --> 01:14:03,772 Yes, the car made it home. You're calling me at home. 1172 01:14:05,399 --> 01:14:10,153 No, Walter, it did not look like Larry was about to crack! 1173 01:14:12,365 --> 01:14:14,366 Well, that's your perception. 1174 01:14:16,077 --> 01:14:18,745 You know, Walter, you're right. 1175 01:14:18,830 --> 01:14:20,789 There is an unspoken message here. 1176 01:14:20,873 --> 01:14:23,291 It's, "Fuck you! Leave me the fuck alone!" 1177 01:14:26,212 --> 01:14:28,046 Yeah, I'll be at practice. 1178 01:14:45,648 --> 01:14:47,482 Pin your diapers on, Lebowski. 1179 01:14:47,567 --> 01:14:49,317 Jackie Treehorn wants to see you. 1180 01:14:49,402 --> 01:14:52,279 Jackie Treehorn knows which Lebowski you are, Lebowski. 1181 01:14:52,363 --> 01:14:55,198 Jackie Treehorn wants to see the deadbeat Lebowski. 1182 01:14:55,283 --> 01:14:57,159 You're not dealing with morons here. 1183 01:15:45,208 --> 01:15:48,210 Hello, Dude. Thanks for coming. 1184 01:15:48,294 --> 01:15:49,961 I'm Jackie Treehorn. 1185 01:15:52,882 --> 01:15:55,592 This is quite a pad you got here, man. 1186 01:15:55,676 --> 01:15:57,677 Completely unspoiled. 1187 01:15:57,762 --> 01:16:00,972 What's your drink, Dude? A White Russian. Thanks. 1188 01:16:01,849 --> 01:16:03,141 White Russian. 1189 01:16:03,768 --> 01:16:07,729 How's the smut business, Jackie? I wouldn't know, Dude. 1190 01:16:07,813 --> 01:16:13,235 I deal in publishing, entertainment, political advocacy. 1191 01:16:13,319 --> 01:16:16,571 Which one's Logjammin'? Yes, regrettably, it's true. 1192 01:16:16,656 --> 01:16:19,491 Standards have fallen in adult entertainment. 1193 01:16:19,575 --> 01:16:21,201 It's video, Dude. 1194 01:16:22,036 --> 01:16:23,870 Now that we're competing with those amateurs, 1195 01:16:23,955 --> 01:16:27,499 we can't afford to invest in little extras like story, 1196 01:16:28,334 --> 01:16:31,253 production value, feelings. 1197 01:16:33,005 --> 01:16:38,218 You know, people forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone. 1198 01:16:38,844 --> 01:16:40,428 On you maybe. 1199 01:16:40,513 --> 01:16:42,430 Of course, you have to take the good with the bad. 1200 01:16:42,515 --> 01:16:45,433 New technology permits us to do very exciting things 1201 01:16:45,518 --> 01:16:48,228 in interactive erotic software. 1202 01:16:48,312 --> 01:16:52,399 Wave of the future, Dude. 100% electronic. 1203 01:16:53,734 --> 01:16:56,361 Well, I still jerk off manually. 1204 01:16:58,656 --> 01:17:03,034 Of course you do. I can see you're anxious for me to get to the point. 1205 01:17:03,119 --> 01:17:05,829 Well, here it is, Dude. 1206 01:17:05,913 --> 01:17:07,497 Where's Bunny? 1207 01:17:07,540 --> 01:17:10,125 Well, I thought you might know that, man. Why would I? 1208 01:17:10,209 --> 01:17:14,462 She only ran off to get away from that rather sizable debt to me. 1209 01:17:14,547 --> 01:17:16,965 No, she didn't run off. She's been... 1210 01:17:17,049 --> 01:17:19,134 I heard that kidnapping story, so save it. 1211 01:17:19,218 --> 01:17:21,219 I know you're mixed up in all this, Dude. 1212 01:17:22,847 --> 01:17:25,974 And I don't care what you're trying to get from the husband. 1213 01:17:26,058 --> 01:17:27,559 That's your business. 1214 01:17:27,643 --> 01:17:31,479 All I'm saying is I want mine. 1215 01:17:31,564 --> 01:17:32,814 Yeah, right, man. 1216 01:17:32,898 --> 01:17:36,776 I mean, there are a lot of facets to this, 1217 01:17:36,902 --> 01:17:38,778 a lot of interested parties. 1218 01:17:39,196 --> 01:17:40,530 Excuse me. 1219 01:17:46,245 --> 01:17:47,329 Yeah? 1220 01:17:48,289 --> 01:17:49,456 Oh, yeah? 1221 01:17:49,540 --> 01:17:50,957 Where is that? 1222 01:17:54,587 --> 01:17:56,713 All right. Yeah. 1223 01:17:59,717 --> 01:18:01,051 Excuse me. 1224 01:18:36,545 --> 01:18:40,215 Forgive me. No problemo, man. 1225 01:18:40,299 --> 01:18:44,636 So, if I can find your money, 1226 01:18:46,430 --> 01:18:48,306 what's in it for the Dude? 1227 01:18:48,391 --> 01:18:51,559 Well, of course, there's that to discuss. You want a refill? 1228 01:18:51,644 --> 01:18:55,105 Yeah, does the pope shit in the woods? 10% finder's fee. 1229 01:18:55,189 --> 01:18:58,650 That all right? Okay. Done, Jackie. 1230 01:18:59,610 --> 01:19:01,903 I dig the way you do business, man. 1231 01:19:01,987 --> 01:19:05,615 Your money is being held by a kid named Larry Sellers. 1232 01:19:05,699 --> 01:19:08,451 He lives in North Hollywood on Radford, 1233 01:19:09,662 --> 01:19:12,163 by the In-N-Out Burger. 1234 01:19:12,248 --> 01:19:13,289 Fucking brat. 1235 01:19:13,374 --> 01:19:17,585 But I'm sure your goons can get it off him. I mean, he's 15. 1236 01:19:19,839 --> 01:19:21,798 Flunking social studies. 1237 01:19:25,177 --> 01:19:28,054 So, if you could just 1238 01:19:28,139 --> 01:19:32,434 write me a check for my 10% of half a million, 1239 01:19:32,518 --> 01:19:35,603 5 grand, I'll go out and mingle. 1240 01:19:40,067 --> 01:19:42,527 You mix a hell of a Caucasian, Jackie. 1241 01:19:44,029 --> 01:19:46,114 Fifteen-year-old kid. 1242 01:19:46,866 --> 01:19:50,869 Is this some sort of a joke? No. No joke. 1243 01:19:52,663 --> 01:19:55,790 No funny stuff, Jackie. The kid's got it. 1244 01:19:55,875 --> 01:19:57,041 Hi, fellas. 1245 01:19:59,753 --> 01:20:01,379 Kid just wanted a car. 1246 01:20:04,675 --> 01:20:08,052 All the Dude ever wanted was his rug back. 1247 01:20:08,554 --> 01:20:09,888 Not greedy. 1248 01:20:11,557 --> 01:20:12,932 It really 1249 01:20:14,560 --> 01:20:16,269 tied the room together. 1250 01:20:19,231 --> 01:20:22,400 Darkness washed over the Dude. 1251 01:20:22,485 --> 01:20:26,988 Darker than a black steer's tokus on a moonless prairie night. 1252 01:20:27,948 --> 01:20:30,742 There was no bottom. 1253 01:24:39,366 --> 01:24:41,200 Is this your only ID? 1254 01:24:41,994 --> 01:24:43,911 I know my rights, man. 1255 01:24:46,039 --> 01:24:47,790 You don't know shit, Lebowski. 1256 01:24:47,875 --> 01:24:50,585 I want a fucking lawyer, man. 1257 01:24:50,669 --> 01:24:54,839 I want Bill Kunstler, man, 1258 01:24:56,341 --> 01:24:58,050 or Ron Kuby. 1259 01:24:58,135 --> 01:25:01,304 Mr. Treehorn tells us that he had to eject you 1260 01:25:01,388 --> 01:25:03,389 from his garden party, 1261 01:25:03,849 --> 01:25:05,767 that you were drunk and abusive. 1262 01:25:05,851 --> 01:25:10,938 Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man. 1263 01:25:11,440 --> 01:25:14,567 Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. 1264 01:25:14,651 --> 01:25:17,028 You don't draw shit, Lebowski. 1265 01:25:17,112 --> 01:25:19,822 Now, we got a nice quiet little beach community here, 1266 01:25:19,907 --> 01:25:22,450 and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. 1267 01:25:22,534 --> 01:25:24,869 So let me make something plain. 1268 01:25:25,412 --> 01:25:29,499 I don't like you sucking around bothering our citizens, Lebowski. 1269 01:25:30,209 --> 01:25:32,460 I don't like your jerk-off name. 1270 01:25:32,544 --> 01:25:33,795 I don't like your jerk-off face. 1271 01:25:33,879 --> 01:25:35,505 I don't like your jerk-off behavior. 1272 01:25:35,589 --> 01:25:38,549 And I don't like you, jerk-off. 1273 01:25:42,221 --> 01:25:44,096 Do I make myself clear? 1274 01:25:47,226 --> 01:25:49,227 I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. 1275 01:25:50,729 --> 01:25:51,771 Ow! 1276 01:25:51,855 --> 01:25:53,439 Fucking fascist! 1277 01:25:55,067 --> 01:25:57,235 Stay out of Malibu, Lebowski. 1278 01:25:58,070 --> 01:26:00,196 Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat! 1279 01:26:01,365 --> 01:26:05,868 Keep your ugly, fucking, gold-bricking ass out of my beach community. 1280 01:26:18,674 --> 01:26:21,843 Jesus, man. Could you change the channel? 1281 01:26:21,927 --> 01:26:23,594 Fuck you, man! If you don't like my fucking music, 1282 01:26:23,679 --> 01:26:25,179 get your own fucking cab! 1283 01:26:25,264 --> 01:26:26,347 I had a really rough... 1284 01:26:26,431 --> 01:26:28,182 I'll pull off to the side and kick your ass out. 1285 01:26:28,267 --> 01:26:32,979 Man, come on. I had a rough night, and I hate the fucking Eagles, man. 1286 01:26:40,737 --> 01:26:43,322 Out of my fucking cab! Out! Man! 1287 01:26:44,783 --> 01:26:46,951 Man! Man! Hey! 1288 01:27:29,494 --> 01:27:32,121 Oh, Jesus! 1289 01:27:52,059 --> 01:27:53,309 Jeffrey. 1290 01:27:54,227 --> 01:27:56,103 Maude? Love me. 1291 01:27:58,899 --> 01:28:00,858 That's my robe. 1292 01:28:02,152 --> 01:28:04,070 Tell me about yourself, Jeffrey. 1293 01:28:04,905 --> 01:28:07,156 Well, not much to tell. 1294 01:28:08,283 --> 01:28:13,913 I was one of the authors of the Port Huron Statement. 1295 01:28:15,540 --> 01:28:17,917 The original Port Huron Statement. Uh-huh. 1296 01:28:18,377 --> 01:28:21,921 Not the compromised second draft. 1297 01:28:23,840 --> 01:28:25,549 Then I... 1298 01:28:26,718 --> 01:28:29,261 You ever hear of the Seattle Seven? 1299 01:28:29,346 --> 01:28:30,721 That was me. 1300 01:28:33,976 --> 01:28:36,227 And there were six other guys. 1301 01:28:37,771 --> 01:28:40,982 And then the music business, briefly. 1302 01:28:41,066 --> 01:28:42,608 Oh? Yeah. 1303 01:28:42,693 --> 01:28:44,402 Roadie for Metallica. 1304 01:28:44,486 --> 01:28:45,528 Oh. 1305 01:28:45,612 --> 01:28:47,113 Speed of Sound tour. 1306 01:28:47,489 --> 01:28:48,864 Mmm-hmm. 1307 01:28:49,324 --> 01:28:50,992 Bunch of assholes. 1308 01:28:52,285 --> 01:28:55,663 And then, you know, little of this, little of that. 1309 01:28:57,040 --> 01:29:00,292 My career's slowed down a little lately. 1310 01:29:00,377 --> 01:29:03,504 What do you do for recreation? 1311 01:29:04,297 --> 01:29:05,756 Well, the usual. 1312 01:29:05,841 --> 01:29:08,634 Bowl, drive around, 1313 01:29:10,095 --> 01:29:12,430 the occasional acid flashback. 1314 01:29:18,645 --> 01:29:20,730 What happened to your house? 1315 01:29:20,814 --> 01:29:23,357 Oh, Jackie Treehorn trashed the place. 1316 01:29:23,442 --> 01:29:26,360 He thought I had your father's money. 1317 01:29:26,445 --> 01:29:29,613 He got me out of the way while he looked for it. 1318 01:29:29,698 --> 01:29:31,824 Cocktail? No, thanks. 1319 01:29:31,908 --> 01:29:34,994 It's not my father's money. It's the foundation's. 1320 01:29:35,495 --> 01:29:38,789 Why did he think you have it? Who does? 1321 01:29:38,874 --> 01:29:43,335 Oh, Larry Sellers, this high school kid. Real fucking brat. 1322 01:29:43,420 --> 01:29:46,964 You know, this is a very complicated case, Maude. 1323 01:29:47,049 --> 01:29:49,050 A lot of ins, a lot of outs. 1324 01:29:49,718 --> 01:29:54,263 You know, fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, drug regimen 1325 01:29:54,347 --> 01:29:56,599 to keep my mind, you know, limber, 1326 01:29:56,683 --> 01:30:00,227 and I'm very fucking close to your father's money. 1327 01:30:00,312 --> 01:30:02,938 I keep telling you, it's the foundation's money. 1328 01:30:03,023 --> 01:30:04,648 Father doesn't have any. 1329 01:30:06,234 --> 01:30:08,402 What are you talking about? He's fucking loaded. 1330 01:30:08,487 --> 01:30:10,821 No, no. The wealth is all Mother's. 1331 01:30:11,615 --> 01:30:13,074 No, he runs stuff. 1332 01:30:13,492 --> 01:30:15,701 We did let him run one of the companies briefly, 1333 01:30:15,786 --> 01:30:18,704 but he didn't do very well at it. Oh, he's, you know... 1334 01:30:18,789 --> 01:30:21,165 No, he helps administer the charities now, 1335 01:30:21,249 --> 01:30:23,876 and I give him a reasonable allowance. 1336 01:30:23,960 --> 01:30:25,628 He has no money of his own. 1337 01:30:25,712 --> 01:30:27,421 I know how he likes to present himself. 1338 01:30:27,506 --> 01:30:30,800 Father's weakness is vanity, hence the slut. 1339 01:30:33,053 --> 01:30:34,678 Do you think he... 1340 01:30:36,181 --> 01:30:37,515 What is that, yoga? 1341 01:30:37,599 --> 01:30:39,975 It increases the chances of conception. 1342 01:30:42,938 --> 01:30:45,439 Increases... Well, yes. 1343 01:30:45,524 --> 01:30:48,484 What did you think this was all about? Fun and games? 1344 01:30:48,568 --> 01:30:50,111 I want a child. 1345 01:30:50,695 --> 01:30:52,530 Okay, yeah, okay. 1346 01:30:52,614 --> 01:30:55,449 But let me... Let me explain something about the Dude. 1347 01:30:55,534 --> 01:30:58,994 Look, Jeffrey, I don't want a partner. 1348 01:30:59,079 --> 01:31:02,790 In fact, I don't want the father to be someone I have to see socially 1349 01:31:02,874 --> 01:31:05,960 or who will have any interest in raising the child himself. 1350 01:31:07,379 --> 01:31:10,881 Oh. So, that doctor... Exactly. 1351 01:31:11,967 --> 01:31:14,844 Now, what happened to your face? 1352 01:31:15,470 --> 01:31:17,596 Did Jackie Treehorn do that as well? 1353 01:31:17,681 --> 01:31:22,977 No, it was the chief of police of Malibu, a real reactionary. 1354 01:31:23,061 --> 01:31:24,812 So, your father... 1355 01:31:26,815 --> 01:31:29,733 Oh, yeah, I get it. Yeah. Yeah. What? 1356 01:31:29,818 --> 01:31:34,238 Oh, man. My thinking about this case has become very uptight. 1357 01:31:34,322 --> 01:31:35,823 Yeah. 1358 01:31:35,907 --> 01:31:37,241 Your father. 1359 01:31:38,243 --> 01:31:41,245 Jeffrey, what are you talking about? 1360 01:31:43,248 --> 01:31:44,248 Jeffrey! 1361 01:31:44,332 --> 01:31:47,126 Walter, if you're there, pick up the fucking phone, man. 1362 01:31:47,210 --> 01:31:49,211 Come on, Walter. 1363 01:31:49,296 --> 01:31:52,506 Pick it up, man. This is an emergency. Dude? Dude? 1364 01:31:52,591 --> 01:31:56,552 Yeah. Listen, Walter. I'm at my place. I need you to come pick me up. 1365 01:31:56,636 --> 01:31:59,013 I can't drive, Dude. It's Erev shabbos. What? 1366 01:31:59,097 --> 01:32:00,514 Erev shabbos. What? 1367 01:32:00,599 --> 01:32:03,767 Erev shabbos. I can't drive. Man! 1368 01:32:03,852 --> 01:32:06,478 I'm not even supposed to pick up the phone unless it's an emergency. 1369 01:32:06,563 --> 01:32:09,940 This is a fucking emergency! I understand. 1370 01:32:10,025 --> 01:32:11,609 That's why I picked up the phone. 1371 01:32:11,693 --> 01:32:14,987 Walter, you fuck. We gotta go to Pasadena, man. 1372 01:32:15,071 --> 01:32:17,323 Come pick me up or I'm off the fucking bowling team. 1373 01:32:32,964 --> 01:32:35,424 Get out of that fucking car, man! 1374 01:32:36,718 --> 01:32:38,761 Get out of that fucking car! 1375 01:32:38,845 --> 01:32:41,138 Get the fuck out of the car, man. 1376 01:32:43,141 --> 01:32:45,142 Get out of the fucking... 1377 01:32:45,727 --> 01:32:47,561 Who the fuck are you, man? Easy, man! 1378 01:32:47,646 --> 01:32:49,021 Relax, man. 1379 01:32:50,106 --> 01:32:51,774 No physical harm intended. 1380 01:32:51,858 --> 01:32:54,568 Who the fuck are you? Why you following me around? 1381 01:32:54,694 --> 01:32:57,863 Come on, fuckhead! Relax, man. I'm a brother shamus. 1382 01:32:58,865 --> 01:33:00,407 Brother Shamus? 1383 01:33:02,160 --> 01:33:03,827 Like an Irish monk? 1384 01:33:03,912 --> 01:33:05,788 What the fuck are you talking about? 1385 01:33:05,872 --> 01:33:09,833 My name is Da Fino. I'm a private snoop, like you, man. 1386 01:33:11,127 --> 01:33:13,170 What? A dick, man. 1387 01:33:13,255 --> 01:33:16,382 And let me tell you something, I dig your work. 1388 01:33:16,466 --> 01:33:19,426 Playing one side against the other, in bed with everybody. 1389 01:33:19,511 --> 01:33:21,887 Fabulous stuff, man. I'm not... 1390 01:33:21,972 --> 01:33:24,890 Fuck it, man. Just stay away from my fucking lady friend. 1391 01:33:24,975 --> 01:33:27,518 Hey, I'm not messing with your special lady. 1392 01:33:27,602 --> 01:33:30,104 She's not my special lady. She's my fucking lady friend. 1393 01:33:30,230 --> 01:33:32,982 I'm just helping her conceive, man! Hey, man. I'm not... 1394 01:33:33,066 --> 01:33:35,526 Who are you working for? Lebowski? 1395 01:33:35,610 --> 01:33:37,027 Jackie Treehorn? 1396 01:33:38,863 --> 01:33:40,364 The Kneutsons. 1397 01:33:41,741 --> 01:33:44,368 Who the fuck are the Kneutsons? 1398 01:33:44,452 --> 01:33:48,038 The Kneutsons, it's a wandering daughter job. 1399 01:33:49,416 --> 01:33:51,959 Bunny Lebowski, man. 1400 01:33:52,043 --> 01:33:54,837 Her real name is Fawn Kneutson. 1401 01:33:54,921 --> 01:33:56,880 Her parents want her back, see? 1402 01:33:58,049 --> 01:34:00,009 Jesus fucking Christ. 1403 01:34:00,093 --> 01:34:03,012 Crazy, huh? Ran away about a year ago. 1404 01:34:03,096 --> 01:34:06,807 The Kneutsons told me I should show her this when I found her. 1405 01:34:06,891 --> 01:34:10,436 It's the family farm. It's outside Moorhead, Minnesota. 1406 01:34:10,562 --> 01:34:13,647 They think it'll make her homesick. Oh, boy. 1407 01:34:13,732 --> 01:34:15,357 How are you gonna keep them down on the farm 1408 01:34:15,442 --> 01:34:17,401 once they've seen Karl Hungus? 1409 01:34:18,028 --> 01:34:20,529 She's been kidnapped, Da Fino. Oh, man. 1410 01:34:20,613 --> 01:34:21,822 Or I don't know. Maybe not. 1411 01:34:21,906 --> 01:34:23,490 But she's definitely not around. 1412 01:34:23,575 --> 01:34:27,494 Hey, maybe you and me could pool our resources, 1413 01:34:27,912 --> 01:34:29,747 trade information. 1414 01:34:29,873 --> 01:34:31,665 Professional courtesy? 1415 01:34:32,250 --> 01:34:33,334 Compeers. You know what I mean? 1416 01:34:33,418 --> 01:34:35,961 Yeah, yeah, I get it. Fuck off, Da Fino. 1417 01:34:36,046 --> 01:34:38,172 And stay away from my special... 1418 01:34:38,256 --> 01:34:41,175 From my fucking lady friend, man! 1419 01:34:43,762 --> 01:34:45,679 The lingonberry pancake. 1420 01:34:50,185 --> 01:34:52,311 Lingonberry pancakes. 1421 01:34:55,940 --> 01:34:57,775 Three pigs in blanket. 1422 01:35:03,782 --> 01:35:05,657 She has lingonberry pancakes. 1423 01:35:14,417 --> 01:35:17,711 I mean, we totally fucked it up, man. We fucked up his payoff. 1424 01:35:17,796 --> 01:35:20,005 We got the kidnappers all pissed off. 1425 01:35:20,090 --> 01:35:22,341 And Lebowski, you know, he yelled at me a lot, 1426 01:35:22,425 --> 01:35:24,551 but he didn't do anything, huh? 1427 01:35:24,677 --> 01:35:26,887 Well, sometimes it's a cathartic... No, no. 1428 01:35:26,971 --> 01:35:29,264 I'm saying that if he knows I'm a fuckup, 1429 01:35:29,349 --> 01:35:31,725 why does he leave me in charge of getting his wife back? 1430 01:35:31,810 --> 01:35:35,145 Because he doesn't fucking want her back, man. 1431 01:35:35,230 --> 01:35:38,399 He's had enough. He no longer digs her. It's all a show. 1432 01:35:38,483 --> 01:35:42,903 Okay, but then why doesn't he give a shit about his million bucks? 1433 01:35:42,987 --> 01:35:45,656 I mean, he knows we never handed off his briefcase, 1434 01:35:45,824 --> 01:35:47,825 but he never asked for it back. 1435 01:35:47,909 --> 01:35:50,994 The million bucks was never in the briefcase. 1436 01:35:51,663 --> 01:35:54,706 The briefcase was fucking empty, man. 1437 01:35:54,791 --> 01:35:57,459 The asshole was hoping that they would kill her. 1438 01:35:57,544 --> 01:36:00,087 You threw out a ringer for a ringer. 1439 01:36:00,171 --> 01:36:03,924 Okay, but how does all this add up to an emergency? 1440 01:36:04,008 --> 01:36:08,220 I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude. He kept the money. 1441 01:36:08,304 --> 01:36:10,139 My point is... 1442 01:36:10,223 --> 01:36:13,434 Here we are, it's shabbos, the Sabbath, 1443 01:36:13,518 --> 01:36:17,563 which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death. 1444 01:36:17,647 --> 01:36:20,983 Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man. 1445 01:36:21,067 --> 01:36:22,734 What the fuck are you talking about? 1446 01:36:22,819 --> 01:36:24,194 Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic! 1447 01:36:24,279 --> 01:36:25,904 What the fuck are you talking about? 1448 01:36:25,989 --> 01:36:28,115 I converted when I married Cynthia. Come on, Dude. 1449 01:36:28,199 --> 01:36:30,200 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know this. 1450 01:36:30,285 --> 01:36:32,536 And five fucking years ago, you were divorced. 1451 01:36:32,620 --> 01:36:34,121 So what are you saying? When you get divorced, 1452 01:36:34,205 --> 01:36:36,331 you turn in your library card? You get a new license? 1453 01:36:36,416 --> 01:36:39,501 You stop being Jewish? This is the driveway. 1454 01:36:39,586 --> 01:36:41,628 Jewish as fucking Tevye. Man. 1455 01:36:41,713 --> 01:36:45,966 You know, it's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing. 1456 01:36:46,050 --> 01:36:49,970 Man, taking care of her fucking dog, going to her fucking synagogue. 1457 01:36:50,054 --> 01:36:51,889 You're living in the fucking past. 1458 01:36:51,973 --> 01:36:55,309 Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax. 1459 01:36:55,393 --> 01:36:58,353 You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past! 1460 01:36:58,438 --> 01:37:00,564 I've... Jesus. 1461 01:37:01,816 --> 01:37:03,734 What the hell happened? 1462 01:37:04,652 --> 01:37:07,488 So viva Las Vegas 1463 01:37:08,907 --> 01:37:11,825 Viva Las Vegas 1464 01:37:16,748 --> 01:37:18,749 Let's go. Fuck it. 1465 01:37:23,087 --> 01:37:24,505 Where was she, man? 1466 01:37:24,589 --> 01:37:26,590 Visiting friends of hers in Palm Springs. 1467 01:37:26,674 --> 01:37:29,092 She just picked up and left, never bothered to tell us. 1468 01:37:29,177 --> 01:37:31,678 Well, I guess the fucking nihilists knew where she was. 1469 01:37:31,763 --> 01:37:33,931 Jesus, Dude. She never even kidnapped herself. 1470 01:37:34,057 --> 01:37:37,392 Who is this gentleman, Dude? Who am I? I'm a fucking veteran. 1471 01:37:37,477 --> 01:37:38,685 Come on! That's who I am. 1472 01:37:38,770 --> 01:37:41,313 You shouldn't go in there, Dude. He's very angry. 1473 01:37:43,650 --> 01:37:45,025 So, man. 1474 01:37:45,109 --> 01:37:48,904 So? She's back, no thanks to you. 1475 01:37:48,988 --> 01:37:51,365 Where's the fucking money, Lebowski? 1476 01:37:51,449 --> 01:37:54,785 A million bucks from fucking, needy, little Urban Achievers! 1477 01:37:54,869 --> 01:37:56,370 You are scum, man! 1478 01:37:56,454 --> 01:37:58,705 Who the hell is he? Who am I? Who am I? 1479 01:37:58,790 --> 01:38:00,374 Walter. I'm the guy that's gonna kick your phony, 1480 01:38:00,458 --> 01:38:01,792 gold-bricking ass, that's who I am. Man. 1481 01:38:01,876 --> 01:38:03,710 We know the briefcase was fucking empty. 1482 01:38:03,795 --> 01:38:05,837 We know you kept the million bucks for yourself. 1483 01:38:05,922 --> 01:38:07,506 You have your story, I have mine. 1484 01:38:07,590 --> 01:38:10,884 I say I entrusted the money to you and you stole it. 1485 01:38:10,969 --> 01:38:14,179 As if we would ever dream of taking your bullshit money! 1486 01:38:14,264 --> 01:38:16,473 You thought that Bunny had been kidnapped, 1487 01:38:16,558 --> 01:38:18,141 and you were fucking glad, man. 1488 01:38:18,226 --> 01:38:20,477 You could use it as an excuse to make some money disappear. 1489 01:38:20,562 --> 01:38:23,855 All you needed was a sap to pin it on. You just met me. 1490 01:38:23,940 --> 01:38:26,858 You... You human paraquat. 1491 01:38:26,943 --> 01:38:30,404 You figured, "Oh, here's a loser, you know, a deadbeat. 1492 01:38:30,488 --> 01:38:33,073 "Somebody this square community won't give a shit about. " 1493 01:38:33,157 --> 01:38:34,741 Well, aren't you? 1494 01:38:35,994 --> 01:38:39,746 Well, yeah, but... Get out, both of you. 1495 01:38:39,831 --> 01:38:43,083 Look at that fucking phony, Dude, pretending to be a fucking millionaire. 1496 01:38:43,167 --> 01:38:45,460 Out of this house now, you bums! 1497 01:38:45,545 --> 01:38:47,129 Let me tell you something else. 1498 01:38:47,213 --> 01:38:50,966 I've seen a lot of spinals, Dude, and this guy's a fake. 1499 01:38:51,676 --> 01:38:54,845 A fucking gold-bricker. Stay away from me, mister! 1500 01:38:54,929 --> 01:38:56,597 This guy fucking walks. 1501 01:38:56,681 --> 01:38:59,016 I've never been more certain of anything in my life. 1502 01:38:59,100 --> 01:39:00,267 You stay away from me! 1503 01:39:00,351 --> 01:39:02,728 Walter, for Christ's sake, man! He's a cripple. 1504 01:39:02,854 --> 01:39:04,646 I said! Get away from me! Come on. Come on. 1505 01:39:08,276 --> 01:39:11,945 Yeah, I'll put him down, Dude. Walk! Achtung, baby! 1506 01:39:29,213 --> 01:39:32,341 Come on, man. Help me put him back in his chair. 1507 01:39:36,262 --> 01:39:38,263 At least they had the fucking decency to tell us 1508 01:39:38,348 --> 01:39:40,724 that we were fighting the communists. 1509 01:39:43,227 --> 01:39:46,647 Whereas this whole fucking thing, this whole fucking thing 1510 01:39:46,731 --> 01:39:49,566 is nothing about nothing, about oil, 1511 01:39:49,651 --> 01:39:51,985 which is what I personally hear, Dude. 1512 01:39:52,070 --> 01:39:54,363 Sure you'll see some tank battles, 1513 01:39:54,447 --> 01:39:57,991 but fighting in desert is very different from fighting in canopy jungle. 1514 01:39:59,077 --> 01:40:02,496 I mean, Nam was a foot soldier's war, whereas this thing should... 1515 01:40:03,456 --> 01:40:05,707 You know, should be a piece of cake. 1516 01:40:05,792 --> 01:40:09,211 I mean, I had an M16, Jacko, not an Abrams fucking tank. 1517 01:40:09,337 --> 01:40:12,714 Me and Charlie, eyeball to eyeball. Yeah. 1518 01:40:12,799 --> 01:40:15,133 That's fucking combat. 1519 01:40:15,218 --> 01:40:18,095 The man in the black pajamas, Dude. 1520 01:40:18,179 --> 01:40:20,055 Worthy fucking adversary. 1521 01:40:20,139 --> 01:40:23,558 Who's in pajamas, Walter? Shut the fuck up, Donny. 1522 01:40:23,643 --> 01:40:25,852 Whereas what we have here, 1523 01:40:25,937 --> 01:40:28,105 a bunch of fig eaters wearing towels on their head, 1524 01:40:28,189 --> 01:40:30,357 trying to find reverse on a Soviet tank. 1525 01:40:31,234 --> 01:40:33,402 This is not a worthy fucking adversary. 1526 01:40:33,486 --> 01:40:35,529 Hey! What's this day-of-rest shit? 1527 01:40:35,613 --> 01:40:37,197 What's this bullshit? 1528 01:40:37,281 --> 01:40:40,325 I don't fucking care! It don't matter to Jesus. 1529 01:40:40,410 --> 01:40:41,868 But you not fooling me, man. 1530 01:40:41,953 --> 01:40:44,663 You might fool the fucks in the league office 1531 01:40:44,747 --> 01:40:47,040 but you don't fool Jesus. 1532 01:40:47,208 --> 01:40:49,918 It's Bush league psych-out stuff. 1533 01:40:50,002 --> 01:40:51,420 Laughable, man! 1534 01:40:52,588 --> 01:40:55,674 I would've fucked you in the ass Saturday. 1535 01:40:56,426 --> 01:40:59,344 I'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. 1536 01:41:00,805 --> 01:41:03,265 You got a date Wednesday, baby! 1537 01:41:08,146 --> 01:41:09,312 He's cracking. 1538 01:41:09,397 --> 01:41:11,106 ...the whole concept of age. 1539 01:41:11,190 --> 01:41:13,400 I mean, many learned men have disputed this 1540 01:41:13,484 --> 01:41:16,319 but in the 14th century, the Rambam... 1541 01:41:26,330 --> 01:41:28,540 Well, they finally did it. 1542 01:41:28,624 --> 01:41:30,751 They killed my fucking car. 1543 01:41:30,835 --> 01:41:34,421 We want the money, Lebowski. 1544 01:41:34,505 --> 01:41:37,007 Ja. Otherwise, we kill the girl. 1545 01:41:37,091 --> 01:41:40,594 Ja. It seems you have forgotten our little deal, Lebowski. 1546 01:41:40,678 --> 01:41:43,430 You don't have the fucking girl, dipshit. 1547 01:41:43,514 --> 01:41:45,766 We know you never did. 1548 01:41:45,850 --> 01:41:47,434 Are these the Nazis, Walter? 1549 01:41:47,518 --> 01:41:49,227 No, Donny. These men are nihilists. 1550 01:41:49,312 --> 01:41:50,729 There's nothing to be afraid of. 1551 01:41:52,398 --> 01:41:53,482 We don't care. 1552 01:41:53,566 --> 01:41:58,028 We still want the money, Lebowski, or we fuck you up. 1553 01:41:58,112 --> 01:42:00,781 Fuck you. Fuck the three of you. Cool it, Walter. 1554 01:42:00,865 --> 01:42:04,701 No. Without a hostage, there is no ransom. 1555 01:42:04,786 --> 01:42:08,121 That's what ransom is. Those are the fucking rules. 1556 01:42:08,206 --> 01:42:10,540 His girlfriend gave up her toe. 1557 01:42:10,625 --> 01:42:12,959 She thought we could get $1 million. 1558 01:42:13,044 --> 01:42:15,545 It's not fair. Fair? 1559 01:42:15,630 --> 01:42:19,257 Who's the fucking nihilists around here, you bunch of fucking crybabies? 1560 01:42:19,342 --> 01:42:21,718 Cool it, Walter. Hey, look, pal. 1561 01:42:21,803 --> 01:42:23,512 There never was any money. 1562 01:42:23,596 --> 01:42:25,722 The big Lebowski gave me an empty briefcase, 1563 01:42:25,807 --> 01:42:27,849 so take it up with him, man. 1564 01:42:27,934 --> 01:42:30,477 And I would like my undies back. 1565 01:42:30,561 --> 01:42:31,770 Are these guys gonna hurt us, Walter? 1566 01:42:31,854 --> 01:42:34,314 No, Donny. These men are cowards. 1567 01:42:34,398 --> 01:42:35,690 Okay! 1568 01:42:35,775 --> 01:42:39,319 So we takes the money you have on you, and we calls it even. 1569 01:42:40,738 --> 01:42:42,781 Fuck you. Hey, no. Come on, Walter. 1570 01:42:42,865 --> 01:42:44,866 Come on, we're ending this thing cheap, man. 1571 01:42:44,951 --> 01:42:47,536 No. What's mine is mine. No, come on, Walter. 1572 01:42:47,620 --> 01:42:49,830 No funny stuff. All right. All right. 1573 01:42:49,914 --> 01:42:54,668 No funny stuff. I got 4 bucks, almost 5. 1574 01:42:54,752 --> 01:42:57,337 I got $18. What's mine is mine. 1575 01:42:57,421 --> 01:43:00,549 We fuck you up, man! We takes the money! 1576 01:43:01,092 --> 01:43:02,425 Come and get it. 1577 01:43:03,761 --> 01:43:08,014 We fuck you up! Show me what you got, nihilists. 1578 01:43:08,099 --> 01:43:10,559 I fuck you! Walter, come on. He's got a sword. 1579 01:43:10,643 --> 01:43:12,853 Fucking dipshit with a nine-toed woman! 1580 01:43:12,937 --> 01:43:16,773 I fuck you! Fuck you! I fuck you! 1581 01:43:22,947 --> 01:43:24,614 Take it easy, man. I fuck you! 1582 01:43:24,699 --> 01:43:26,616 Take the $4. I fuck you! 1583 01:43:30,955 --> 01:43:31,997 I fuck you! 1584 01:43:32,081 --> 01:43:33,957 I'm gonna hit you with the fucking ball, man. 1585 01:43:38,713 --> 01:43:40,839 Hey, dickhead! Anti-Semite. 1586 01:43:41,799 --> 01:43:44,509 I fuck you in the ass! I fuck you in the ass! 1587 01:43:44,594 --> 01:43:49,806 I fuck you! I fuck you! 1588 01:43:56,063 --> 01:43:58,023 We got a man down, Dude! 1589 01:44:01,736 --> 01:44:02,944 Oh, God. They shot him, man. 1590 01:44:03,029 --> 01:44:05,238 He's not shot. No, Dude. Are you shot, Donny? 1591 01:44:05,364 --> 01:44:07,657 There weren't any shots fired. Huh? 1592 01:44:07,742 --> 01:44:10,994 It's a heart attack. Call the medics, Dude. 1593 01:44:11,537 --> 01:44:14,372 I'd go myself, but I'm pumping blood, might pass out. 1594 01:44:14,457 --> 01:44:17,751 Rest easy, good buddy. You're doing fine. 1595 01:44:17,835 --> 01:44:20,253 We got help choppering in. 1596 01:44:47,782 --> 01:44:49,449 Hello, gentlemen. 1597 01:44:49,533 --> 01:44:51,785 You are the bereaved? Yeah, man. 1598 01:44:52,453 --> 01:44:55,121 Francis Donnelly, pleased to meet you. 1599 01:44:55,206 --> 01:44:57,499 Jeff Lebowski. Walter Sobchak. 1600 01:44:57,583 --> 01:44:59,834 The Dude actually is... 1601 01:45:00,878 --> 01:45:02,796 Excuse me? Oh, nothing. 1602 01:45:04,632 --> 01:45:09,302 Yes. I understand you're taking away the remains? 1603 01:45:09,387 --> 01:45:10,553 Yeah. 1604 01:45:11,305 --> 01:45:13,098 We have the urn. 1605 01:45:14,475 --> 01:45:16,685 I assume this is credit card? 1606 01:45:17,895 --> 01:45:18,979 Yeah. 1607 01:45:33,661 --> 01:45:35,078 What's this? 1608 01:45:35,830 --> 01:45:37,497 Now, that's for the urn. 1609 01:45:37,581 --> 01:45:39,582 Don't need it. We're scattering the ashes. 1610 01:45:40,376 --> 01:45:43,003 Yes. So we were informed. 1611 01:45:43,087 --> 01:45:46,840 However, we must, of course, transmit the remains to you 1612 01:45:46,924 --> 01:45:48,508 in a receptacle. 1613 01:45:49,760 --> 01:45:51,553 That's $180. 1614 01:45:51,887 --> 01:45:55,807 It is our most modestly priced receptacle. 1615 01:45:56,142 --> 01:45:58,309 Well, can't we just... $180? 1616 01:45:58,394 --> 01:46:00,395 They range up to $3,000. 1617 01:46:01,188 --> 01:46:04,315 We're... Can't we just rent it from you, you know? 1618 01:46:04,400 --> 01:46:07,193 Sir, this is a mortuary not a rental house. 1619 01:46:07,319 --> 01:46:09,654 We're scattering the fucking ashes! Walter, Walter. 1620 01:46:09,739 --> 01:46:12,240 Just because we're bereaved doesn't make us saps. 1621 01:46:12,324 --> 01:46:14,701 Sir, please lower your voices. 1622 01:46:14,785 --> 01:46:18,872 Man, don't you have, you know, something else we can put him in? 1623 01:46:18,956 --> 01:46:19,998 You know? 1624 01:46:20,082 --> 01:46:23,126 That is our most modestly priced receptacle. 1625 01:46:23,419 --> 01:46:25,003 God damn it! 1626 01:46:27,131 --> 01:46:28,798 Is there a Ralph's around here? 1627 01:46:55,826 --> 01:46:58,495 Donny was a good bowler and a good man. 1628 01:46:59,747 --> 01:47:01,873 He was one of us. 1629 01:47:01,957 --> 01:47:05,877 He was a man who loved the outdoors and bowling. 1630 01:47:06,003 --> 01:47:09,756 And as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California 1631 01:47:09,840 --> 01:47:12,634 from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo 1632 01:47:12,718 --> 01:47:15,303 and up to Pismo. 1633 01:47:16,097 --> 01:47:17,347 He died... 1634 01:47:18,349 --> 01:47:22,435 He died as so many young men of his generation, before his time. 1635 01:47:22,520 --> 01:47:25,688 In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, 1636 01:47:25,815 --> 01:47:29,109 as you took so many bright, flowering young men 1637 01:47:29,193 --> 01:47:32,028 at Khe Sanh, at Lan Doc, 1638 01:47:32,113 --> 01:47:33,863 at Hill 364. 1639 01:47:35,157 --> 01:47:37,534 These young men gave their lives, 1640 01:47:38,119 --> 01:47:39,577 and so did Donny. 1641 01:47:41,705 --> 01:47:43,706 Donny, who loved bowling. 1642 01:47:46,752 --> 01:47:47,752 And so, 1643 01:47:49,380 --> 01:47:51,756 Theodore Donald Kerabatsos, 1644 01:47:53,050 --> 01:47:58,179 in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, 1645 01:47:59,515 --> 01:48:02,308 we commit your final mortal remains 1646 01:48:03,227 --> 01:48:05,603 to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean 1647 01:48:07,064 --> 01:48:09,065 which you loved so well. 1648 01:48:11,402 --> 01:48:13,486 Good night, sweet prince. 1649 01:48:28,627 --> 01:48:30,044 Shit. 1650 01:48:31,964 --> 01:48:34,007 Oh, shit, Dude. I'm sorry. 1651 01:48:35,801 --> 01:48:38,928 Goddamn wind. Fuck, god damn it, Walter! 1652 01:48:39,013 --> 01:48:41,306 You fucking asshole! Shit, Dude. I'm sorry. 1653 01:48:41,390 --> 01:48:43,600 Everything's a fucking travesty with you, man! 1654 01:48:43,684 --> 01:48:45,268 I'm sorry. It was an accident. 1655 01:48:45,352 --> 01:48:47,854 What was that shit about Vietnam? Dude, I'm sorry. 1656 01:48:47,938 --> 01:48:50,231 What the fuck does anything have to do with Vietnam? 1657 01:48:50,316 --> 01:48:52,317 Dude, I'm sorry. What the fuck are you talking about? 1658 01:48:52,401 --> 01:48:53,985 Dude, I'm sorry. 1659 01:48:56,906 --> 01:48:58,114 Fucking... 1660 01:49:05,122 --> 01:49:06,581 Fuck, Walter. 1661 01:49:08,459 --> 01:49:09,959 Come on, Dude. 1662 01:49:10,794 --> 01:49:12,462 Hey, fuck it, man. 1663 01:49:16,383 --> 01:49:18,009 Let's go bowling. 1664 01:50:12,523 --> 01:50:15,525 Two oat sodas, Gary. Right. Good luck tomorrow. 1665 01:50:15,609 --> 01:50:19,070 Yeah, thanks, man. I was sorry to hear about Donny. 1666 01:50:19,154 --> 01:50:22,031 Oh, yeah. Well, you know, 1667 01:50:22,866 --> 01:50:26,828 sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes, you know... 1668 01:50:26,912 --> 01:50:28,204 Hey, man. 1669 01:50:28,998 --> 01:50:32,166 How do you do, Dude? I wondered if I'd see you again. 1670 01:50:32,251 --> 01:50:34,294 I wouldn't miss the semis. 1671 01:50:34,378 --> 01:50:36,004 Oh, yeah? How's things been going? 1672 01:50:36,088 --> 01:50:39,215 Well, you know, strikes and gutters, ups and downs. 1673 01:50:39,300 --> 01:50:42,010 Sure. I got you. Yeah. 1674 01:50:43,554 --> 01:50:44,595 Thanks, Gary. 1675 01:50:44,680 --> 01:50:47,015 Well, take care, man. Gotta get back. 1676 01:50:47,099 --> 01:50:50,143 Sure. Take it easy, Dude. Oh, yeah. 1677 01:50:50,227 --> 01:50:52,312 I know that you will. 1678 01:50:52,396 --> 01:50:55,732 Yeah. Well, the Dude abides. 1679 01:50:59,737 --> 01:51:00,945 Walter. 1680 01:51:02,656 --> 01:51:04,615 The Dude abides. 1681 01:51:08,537 --> 01:51:11,873 I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that. 1682 01:51:13,167 --> 01:51:15,376 It's good knowing he's out there, 1683 01:51:15,461 --> 01:51:19,547 the Dude, taking her easy for all us sinners. 1684 01:51:22,259 --> 01:51:24,427 I sure hope he makes the finals. 1685 01:51:26,055 --> 01:51:28,181 Well, that about does her. 1686 01:51:28,265 --> 01:51:29,766 Wraps her all up. 1687 01:51:31,352 --> 01:51:34,812 Things seem to have worked out pretty good for the Dude and Walter. 1688 01:51:35,481 --> 01:51:38,775 And it was a pretty good story, don't you think? 1689 01:51:39,610 --> 01:51:41,944 Made me laugh to beat the band. 1690 01:51:42,613 --> 01:51:44,072 Parts anyway. 1691 01:51:45,616 --> 01:51:47,784 I didn't like seeing Donny go. 1692 01:51:48,911 --> 01:51:53,956 But then I happen to know that there's a little Lebowski on the way. 1693 01:51:55,626 --> 01:51:58,961 I guess that's the way the whole darned human comedy keeps 1694 01:51:59,505 --> 01:52:01,839 perpetuating itself 1695 01:52:01,924 --> 01:52:04,092 down through the generations. 1696 01:52:04,593 --> 01:52:08,846 Westward the wagons, across the sands of time until we... 1697 01:52:10,057 --> 01:52:13,267 Oh, look at me. I'm rambling again. 1698 01:52:14,645 --> 01:52:17,146 Well, I hope you folks enjoyed yourselves. 1699 01:52:17,648 --> 01:52:19,982 Catch you later on down the trail. 1700 01:52:21,151 --> 01:52:24,278 Say, friend, you got any more of that good sarsaparilla?