1 00:00:54,148 --> 00:00:56,018 On my late father's advice... 2 00:00:56,132 --> 00:00:57,432 I first became a thief. 3 00:00:58,023 --> 00:01:00,797 but then I discovered thieving gets your hands cut off. 4 00:01:01,550 --> 00:01:03,980 or your feet smashed with a hammer. 5 00:01:04,397 --> 00:01:06,779 or hanged... like my father. 6 00:01:07,380 --> 00:01:10,942 So I gave up being a thief and did the next best thing. 7 00:01:11,282 --> 00:01:13,325 I joined the church. 8 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:15,505 Not a priest, though it has good prospects. 9 00:01:15,852 --> 00:01:16,742 No. 10 00:01:17,155 --> 00:01:19,629 As a painter, an artist. 11 00:01:19,773 --> 00:01:25,959 I could do it all. Angels, devils, virgins and nuns. 12 00:01:26,394 --> 00:01:30,124 Painting bums on angels is not a bad way of earning a living. 13 00:01:30,690 --> 00:01:31,769 And I was happy. 14 00:01:32,772 --> 00:01:34,701 Then everything changed. 15 00:01:35,709 --> 00:01:37,730 Not just for me.... for everyone. 16 00:01:38,300 --> 00:01:41,910 The rich, the poor, everyone... 17 00:02:40,728 --> 00:02:45,267 This boy, Lorenzo, he's always in trouble, always pushing his luck. 18 00:02:46,561 --> 00:02:51,516 Lorenzo's a gambler, a winner, but his luck is running out. 19 00:02:51,551 --> 00:02:54,236 This time he's won against the wrong person. 20 00:02:55,139 --> 00:02:56,640 Gerbino De la Ratta. 21 00:02:56,620 --> 00:03:00,179 They had this fight, you see. And Gerbino's a bad loser. 22 00:03:00,214 --> 00:03:02,712 A really bad loser. 23 00:03:02,747 --> 00:03:07,063 Gerbino De la Ratta would resent losing a dirty sock in a wager. 24 00:03:07,098 --> 00:03:09,636 That's the kind of person he is. 25 00:03:10,871 --> 00:03:15,360 -Come down here and fight. -So you can put a scar like that on my cheek? 26 00:03:15,595 --> 00:03:19,902 I'd improve your looks, you ugly shit, but I'm far too beautiful. 27 00:03:32,219 --> 00:03:33,853 You're next. 28 00:03:35,401 --> 00:03:38,063 Into the shit, where you belong. 29 00:03:39,370 --> 00:03:40,524 Why is he still alive, Andreuccio? 30 00:03:40,955 --> 00:03:42,208 I told you, I want him dead. 31 00:03:53,598 --> 00:03:58,410 Lorenzo De Lamberti was not the first to have a thing for Pampinea Anastasi. 32 00:03:59,354 --> 00:04:01,967 Although he was the last one to admit. 33 00:04:03,044 --> 00:04:07,110 The richest girl in town, Pampinea is not so much spoiled... 34 00:04:07,379 --> 00:04:10,035 as laviously as overindulged. 35 00:04:10,337 --> 00:04:12,345 Poor little rich girl. 36 00:04:14,010 --> 00:04:16,398 But that was before the plague. Not now. 37 00:04:16,540 --> 00:04:18,210 Everything's changed. 38 00:04:18,745 --> 00:04:21,128 Even for Pampinea. 39 00:04:30,030 --> 00:04:31,974 Lorenzo, quick! 40 00:04:32,109 --> 00:04:33,954 Gerbino's waiting for you at your house. 41 00:04:34,189 --> 00:04:36,273 He won't rest until you're dead. 42 00:04:37,673 --> 00:04:39,996 Get the hell out. Now! 43 00:04:55,651 --> 00:04:59,852 Having painted the bums on 14 angels, I was still waiting to be paid. 44 00:05:01,027 --> 00:05:03,824 -Did you tell him? -He's still asleep. 45 00:05:04,431 --> 00:05:06,207 You wait there. 46 00:05:07,721 --> 00:05:09,502 There. 47 00:05:12,943 --> 00:05:16,083 The Plague. Just my luck. 48 00:05:16,198 --> 00:05:18,432 Looks like we're not getting paid. 49 00:05:19,643 --> 00:05:22,857 Go home. You're done here. 50 00:05:24,144 --> 00:05:26,492 Then I heard voices. 51 00:05:31,797 --> 00:05:35,768 Come and join us. Priests, right! 52 00:05:35,803 --> 00:05:37,205 They got it all! 53 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:39,302 Food, money. 54 00:05:39,337 --> 00:05:42,518 And of course, the key to the convent. 55 00:05:42,553 --> 00:05:45,393 All those beautiful nuns. 56 00:05:50,934 --> 00:05:56,002 Rumor has it Gerbino De la Ratta is a bit short on his equipment. 57 00:05:56,037 --> 00:06:00,807 You know, not much going on downstairs in the trouser department. 58 00:06:01,442 --> 00:06:05,799 It's funny, cause I always thought he was the biggest dick in town. 59 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:21,077 Pampinea. 60 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:26,770 I offer my sympathy. 61 00:06:27,411 --> 00:06:29,635 -Thank you. -It's a tragedy. 62 00:06:30,554 --> 00:06:31,729 This plague... 63 00:06:32,798 --> 00:06:33,760 terrible 64 00:06:34,649 --> 00:06:35,331 terrible... 65 00:06:35,655 --> 00:06:36,839 tragedy. 66 00:06:38,344 --> 00:06:40,917 What would you do now, Pampinea? 67 00:06:42,316 --> 00:06:44,624 I promised to marry Count Dzerzhinsky. 68 00:06:44,659 --> 00:06:47,161 He's on his way here from Russia to marry me. 69 00:06:57,491 --> 00:06:59,456 Thank you for your assistance. 70 00:07:00,746 --> 00:07:02,107 Pampinea. 71 00:07:02,142 --> 00:07:06,114 Before he died, your father asked me to protect you. 72 00:07:06,149 --> 00:07:09,372 -From what? -His estate. 73 00:07:09,407 --> 00:07:14,551 He was in debt. Massive in debt, with his businesses failing. 74 00:07:17,654 --> 00:07:20,568 To whom? To whom was he in debt? 75 00:07:21,703 --> 00:07:26,056 Business people. Merchants. But I paid them off. 76 00:07:26,659 --> 00:07:27,906 You? 77 00:07:27,941 --> 00:07:30,177 It's what's known as a secured loan. 78 00:07:30,412 --> 00:07:32,765 Your father borrowed money from me, to pay his debt... 79 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:35,403 against the security of this house and all his other assets. 80 00:07:35,542 --> 00:07:37,952 All this. None of this belongs to him anymore. 81 00:07:38,021 --> 00:07:41,841 -Who does it belong to then? -Me. 82 00:07:43,810 --> 00:07:46,345 Unless you pay me the money he owed. 83 00:07:46,380 --> 00:07:50,506 You don't have to worry about that Pampinea, I'm here for you. 84 00:07:50,841 --> 00:07:54,364 Your father and I discussed this before he died, and he agreed. 85 00:07:54,399 --> 00:07:58,451 -Agreed to what? -That you should marry me. 86 00:07:58,486 --> 00:08:01,327 I'm promised to marry Count Dzerzhinsky! 87 00:08:01,362 --> 00:08:06,049 This is a badly arranged marriage. Your father told me before he died... 88 00:08:06,282 --> 00:08:07,519 he much prefered me. 89 00:08:10,594 --> 00:08:14,527 Pampinea, I'm devoted to you. 90 00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:19,520 Marry me. 91 00:08:19,555 --> 00:08:21,652 I'm yours to command. 92 00:08:24,249 --> 00:08:27,012 May I kiss your hand? 93 00:09:07,159 --> 00:09:11,184 That's always been a problem isn't it. You know. Theocracy. 94 00:09:15,929 --> 00:09:18,803 She should've done something about about that, it doesn't cost anything, does it? 95 00:09:19,038 --> 00:09:21,245 Hey you! Where does this road lead? 96 00:09:22,652 --> 00:09:26,277 -Bet your wondering what I'm doing? -No, not really. No. 97 00:09:26,312 --> 00:09:28,509 -My friend. -What's the matter with him? Is he drunk? 98 00:09:28,544 --> 00:09:31,989 -No.... Guess. -What, is he dead? 99 00:09:32,024 --> 00:09:34,023 Right! Good guess! 100 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:37,021 "I'm dead, checked out..." 101 00:09:37,056 --> 00:09:40,201 -Please tell me, where does this road lead to? -I'm gonna tell you the answer... 102 00:09:40,236 --> 00:09:43,526 to this one, because you'll never guess and we'll be standing here all day. 103 00:09:43,561 --> 00:09:46,607 -That's what I was thinking. -This road leads to... 104 00:09:46,642 --> 00:09:50,767 Wait for it... the Sacred Sisters of the Bleedin' Heart. 105 00:09:50,802 --> 00:09:53,491 The convent. What was he doing in a convent? 106 00:09:53,526 --> 00:09:58,862 What was he doing in a convent? We'll give you a clue. 107 00:09:58,897 --> 00:10:03,515 -He was working there as a... - A gardener? 108 00:10:04,658 --> 00:10:07,153 Right again! Very clever. 109 00:10:07,188 --> 00:10:09,840 -Do they need a new gardener? -Do you have special skills. 110 00:10:09,875 --> 00:10:12,300 That's not a trick question, he has special skills. 111 00:10:12,335 --> 00:10:16,386 -Like what, dying? -No. Guess. Come on, Guess! 112 00:10:16,421 --> 00:10:20,697 -I don't know. How the hell should I know? -Don't get dirty. 113 00:10:20,732 --> 00:10:23,836 -What then, what?! -Ow, together! 114 00:10:23,871 --> 00:10:28,642 -Come on, tell me! -He was deaf and dumb. 115 00:10:28,677 --> 00:10:33,180 Deaf, therefore dumb. I told you, he had special skills. 116 00:10:33,215 --> 00:10:37,038 Being deaf and dumb is not a skill. It's a handicap. 117 00:10:37,073 --> 00:10:40,153 For him it weren't. Bye! 118 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:47,077 Hello there! I bet you're wondering what I'm... 119 00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:09,350 Straight from heaven. 120 00:12:17,308 --> 00:12:19,388 He's beautiful. 121 00:12:20,334 --> 00:12:21,306 Strong. 122 00:12:23,292 --> 00:12:24,572 Look at him, he's.... 123 00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:27,785 beautiful. 124 00:12:33,501 --> 00:12:36,223 -Is he hurt? -I don't know. 125 00:12:39,002 --> 00:12:41,838 Do you think we should take off his clothes to see if he's broken any bones? 126 00:12:44,374 --> 00:12:46,156 I think we should... 127 00:12:46,757 --> 00:12:47,939 just to be sure. 128 00:12:49,923 --> 00:12:51,608 Where should we start? 129 00:13:23,130 --> 00:13:25,058 Your turn. 130 00:13:41,859 --> 00:13:44,207 His mouth. Kiss his mouth. 131 00:14:03,955 --> 00:14:06,075 Sisters? 132 00:14:15,582 --> 00:14:18,229 Mother, he's alive. 133 00:14:19,175 --> 00:14:22,656 He's said nothing, Mother. We believe he's deaf and dumb. 134 00:14:28,633 --> 00:14:31,737 Can you hear? 135 00:14:38,974 --> 00:14:41,396 Can you.... speak? 136 00:14:45,254 --> 00:14:47,224 A miracle. 137 00:14:47,638 --> 00:14:49,872 An angel. He fell from heaven. 138 00:14:54,117 --> 00:14:56,009 Take him to the bath rooms. 139 00:15:00,437 --> 00:15:01,800 Clean him. 140 00:15:59,399 --> 00:16:00,807 For the first time in her life... 141 00:16:01,209 --> 00:16:04,387 Pampinea Anastasi feels the need for friends. 142 00:16:12,465 --> 00:16:13,096 Filomena! 143 00:16:15,874 --> 00:16:17,084 Did you tell the others? 144 00:16:17,130 --> 00:16:19,810 We'll meet them in the church. 145 00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:41,527 Alright you lot. Girls in front, boys step back. 146 00:16:43,399 --> 00:16:47,090 Quino, I didn't expect to see you here, I must say. 147 00:16:47,091 --> 00:16:49,166 You can say, but you're not allow to talk. 148 00:16:49,473 --> 00:16:52,379 No problem, I'm sure you have enough to say for everyone, for me. 149 00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:58,742 -This is the girl you wanted to marry? -Can't wait. 150 00:16:59,234 --> 00:17:00,900 I could eat her alive. 151 00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:03,851 My father has a house in the country. A villa. 152 00:17:04,686 --> 00:17:07,066 We could all go there to escape the plague. 153 00:17:07,201 --> 00:17:08,503 Good... let's go. 154 00:17:08,538 --> 00:17:11,719 My parent's dying wish was that I was to marry Count Dzerzhinsky. 155 00:17:12,054 --> 00:17:14,016 The marriage will take place at the villa. 156 00:17:15,086 --> 00:17:16,178 You'll all be guests. 157 00:17:16,294 --> 00:17:18,644 Pampinea. This is an arranged marriage, yes? 158 00:17:18,679 --> 00:17:21,974 Maybe you should try it first. At least take a look. 159 00:17:21,975 --> 00:17:22,987 Melissa! 160 00:17:23,188 --> 00:17:25,356 That is an insult to Pampinea's pledge to chastity. 161 00:17:25,391 --> 00:17:29,176 -We're all virgins here. -Yes, but some are more virgin than others. 162 00:17:29,211 --> 00:17:30,363 Speak for yourself. 163 00:17:31,064 --> 00:17:34,435 I would rather die than relinquish my virginity before marriage. 164 00:17:34,670 --> 00:17:37,082 I always thought you had a thing for Lorenzo. 165 00:17:37,117 --> 00:17:38,598 What's this? 166 00:17:46,012 --> 00:17:47,360 What are you doing here, all of you? 167 00:17:47,863 --> 00:17:48,501 Praying. 168 00:17:48,732 --> 00:17:51,119 We're praying for the dead. 169 00:17:52,555 --> 00:17:56,454 Any one of you thinking of leaving the city could prove extremely dangerous. 170 00:17:57,289 --> 00:18:01,046 Go home. All of you, like good children. 171 00:18:09,729 --> 00:18:13,625 I recognize these two. They're friends of Di Lamberti's. 172 00:18:15,478 --> 00:18:17,297 Perhaps we should take a walk. 173 00:18:19,505 --> 00:18:20,599 I knew I should have kept my mouth shut. 174 00:18:20,748 --> 00:18:21,570 What do I care? 175 00:18:21,924 --> 00:18:23,381 Even if he was going to kill them. 176 00:18:24,082 --> 00:18:26,087 Then I heard those damn noises again. 177 00:18:26,122 --> 00:18:31,388 Keep your mouth shut! Keep your mouth shut! Keep your mouth shut... 178 00:18:31,489 --> 00:18:34,449 Keep your mouth shut! 179 00:18:35,769 --> 00:18:38,836 Oh, what the hell! I always did have a big trap. 180 00:18:43,667 --> 00:18:45,632 You! All of you, leave. 181 00:18:46,366 --> 00:18:48,739 Take your swords and leave the church! 182 00:18:49,786 --> 00:18:51,682 This is Gerbino De la Ratta. 183 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:54,247 No one speaks to him like that. 184 00:18:54,382 --> 00:18:58,308 This is the house of God, and I speak with his voice. 185 00:19:10,215 --> 00:19:12,046 Who are you? 186 00:19:12,081 --> 00:19:14,733 I'm the servant of God. I speak with his voice. 187 00:19:14,768 --> 00:19:18,779 You wear the cross of our Lord. When did you last take confession? 188 00:19:18,814 --> 00:19:22,033 The plague that walks our streets, steals our soul. 189 00:19:22,068 --> 00:19:24,154 It's the Armageddon. 190 00:19:25,591 --> 00:19:28,390 See your face again, 191 00:19:28,425 --> 00:19:31,531 I'll take your blood and send it to your maker. 192 00:19:35,551 --> 00:19:37,177 Gerbino! 193 00:19:39,524 --> 00:19:42,212 Is he dead? Lorenzo Di Lamberti? 194 00:19:42,247 --> 00:19:44,556 If I were you, I'd consider him dead 195 00:19:50,801 --> 00:19:54,584 I've never talked such bollocks in all my life. 196 00:19:54,619 --> 00:19:56,966 Thank God for being a priest.. 197 00:20:02,454 --> 00:20:03,491 Is this it? 198 00:20:04,607 --> 00:20:06,386 I thought you said you could get a carriage. 199 00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:08,364 This is Uncle Bruno. 200 00:20:09,098 --> 00:20:11,077 He's not very bright but he's very strong. 201 00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:12,733 Isn't that right Uncle Bruno? 202 00:20:14,637 --> 00:20:17,247 And he's a virgin. Aren't you, Uncle Bruno? 203 00:20:17,755 --> 00:20:20,916 I am. I'm saving myself. 204 00:20:23,467 --> 00:20:28,082 -Who's that? -It's the priest, Father Tindaro. 205 00:20:28,117 --> 00:20:30,579 If this to be a wedding, you'll need a priest. 206 00:20:32,587 --> 00:20:36,607 After hanging around in the square for a couple of hours waiting for Pampinea, 207 00:20:37,232 --> 00:20:39,617 we discovered she'd gone to a convent 208 00:20:39,618 --> 00:20:42,836 to escape from Gerbino and wait for her Russian Count. 209 00:20:44,465 --> 00:20:48,364 What better place to preserve her virginity than amongst other virgins? 210 00:20:49,723 --> 00:20:51,805 Or so she thought. 211 00:20:56,736 --> 00:21:00,328 -Who's that man? -Oh, he's our gardener. 212 00:21:02,031 --> 00:21:04,225 Sent from heaven. 213 00:21:06,618 --> 00:21:10,703 -He's dead and dumb. -What? 214 00:21:10,738 --> 00:21:13,201 He can't hear or speak a word. 215 00:21:13,236 --> 00:21:17,225 How sad. He looks as if he'd have a lot to say for himself. 216 00:21:18,779 --> 00:21:22,749 Hear no evil, speak no evil. 217 00:21:34,732 --> 00:21:36,852 Hey! Come here! 218 00:21:48,503 --> 00:21:51,002 Now jealousy is a funny thing. 219 00:21:51,037 --> 00:21:53,196 It creeps up on you, takes you by surprise. 220 00:21:53,231 --> 00:21:57,736 Distracted, Pampinea's Russian Count has slipped from her mind. 221 00:22:44,213 --> 00:22:46,787 What is that? 222 00:23:00,915 --> 00:23:03,034 I am here, hello. 223 00:23:04,706 --> 00:23:08,734 I bring gifts for you, your wife... and your daughter... 224 00:23:09,937 --> 00:23:11,146 soon to be my wife. 225 00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:13,297 You're Pampinea's father, yes? 226 00:23:13,829 --> 00:23:16,614 I am Pampinea's father, no 227 00:23:16,827 --> 00:23:17,804 No? 228 00:23:25,180 --> 00:23:28,275 I'm Gerbino De la Ratta, Pampinea's husband to be. 229 00:23:39,180 --> 00:23:41,449 Sir, there has been a mistake. 230 00:23:42,282 --> 00:23:45,840 Pampinea Anastasi is supposed to be married to me. 231 00:23:48,148 --> 00:23:52,044 Count. You don't mind me calling you a Count, do you? 232 00:23:53,748 --> 00:23:56,283 You look like a big Count to me... 233 00:23:57,380 --> 00:24:01,013 Pampinea Anastasi's soon to be my wife. 234 00:24:01,048 --> 00:24:05,289 You just didn't hear about it... That... is the mistake. 235 00:24:08,921 --> 00:24:15,805 So you bring me all the way from Novgorod to tell me that Pampinea Anastasi... 236 00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:20,573 is marrying a man who is old enough to be her father, yes? 237 00:24:22,202 --> 00:24:25,492 I did not bring you here, but I suggest you leave. 238 00:24:26,552 --> 00:24:30,298 Florence is very bad for the health this time of year. 239 00:24:33,706 --> 00:24:37,143 Gerbino De la Ratta. 240 00:24:38,493 --> 00:24:40,576 De la Rat...Huh? 241 00:24:42,382 --> 00:24:46,340 A rat is a small furry animal, yes? 242 00:24:47,362 --> 00:24:48,808 Yes. 243 00:24:49,675 --> 00:24:51,397 Yes, I thought as much. 244 00:25:04,249 --> 00:25:05,498 Sir! 245 00:25:06,597 --> 00:25:10,304 Sir, I'm Linguino, servant to Pampinea Anastasi. She's safe and well. 246 00:25:10,796 --> 00:25:13,340 And no matter what you hear, is waiting for your arrival... 247 00:25:13,795 --> 00:25:17,709 This letter will give you instructions on how to get to her villa in the country. 248 00:25:17,828 --> 00:25:19,387 She'll meet you there for the wedding. 249 00:25:27,795 --> 00:25:29,918 Sir, you are in danger here. You ride straight to the villa, 250 00:25:30,332 --> 00:25:31,395 be there as soon as you can. 251 00:25:31,882 --> 00:25:34,115 For Pampinea, I will do this. 252 00:26:09,413 --> 00:26:11,985 We know you cannot hear or speak to us, 253 00:26:12,286 --> 00:26:16,450 but to us, you are beautiful like an angel sent from heaven to bring us joy. 254 00:26:16,485 --> 00:26:22,540 And we pray that God might restore the miracle of speech to you and your hearing, 255 00:26:22,575 --> 00:26:25,718 so that you can hear the birds sing and... 256 00:26:26,212 --> 00:26:28,368 -Get on with it! -I am! 257 00:26:28,403 --> 00:26:30,829 -He has no idea what you're saying. -Then you do it! 258 00:26:34,780 --> 00:26:37,789 We know that this morning you met Sister Catherina in the orchards 259 00:26:37,824 --> 00:26:40,363 and then Sister Melissabeta in the granary. 260 00:26:40,398 --> 00:26:43,125 We want what you gave them. 261 00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:45,131 And we want it now. 262 00:26:46,152 --> 00:26:47,553 Come on. 263 00:26:57,789 --> 00:27:01,345 There to Florence, there I was, stuck on that cart, 264 00:27:01,873 --> 00:27:04,153 listening to Uncle Bruno farting more than the horse, 265 00:27:04,831 --> 00:27:07,615 and Miss Randy Pants ranting on about being a virgin. 266 00:27:08,570 --> 00:27:11,862 Truth is, those that rattle on about it, can't wait to do it. 267 00:27:12,496 --> 00:27:15,259 God, there she goes again. 268 00:27:15,375 --> 00:27:19,658 I'm very proud of my virginity, Melissa. And so is Dioneo. 269 00:27:20,593 --> 00:27:22,085 The boyfriend, Dioneo. 270 00:27:22,486 --> 00:27:25,300 He's suffering from terminal randiness as well. 271 00:27:26,344 --> 00:27:27,860 Never done it in his life. 272 00:27:27,995 --> 00:27:28,850 Dioneo! 273 00:27:30,051 --> 00:27:32,293 We don't indulge in sex do we? 274 00:27:32,428 --> 00:27:35,673 Not in broad daylight, in the middle of the road, we don't, no. 275 00:27:36,345 --> 00:27:39,415 I say, we believe in no sex before marriage. 276 00:27:39,416 --> 00:27:41,263 We're happy to wait, aren't we? 277 00:27:41,298 --> 00:27:42,956 Forever my love. 278 00:27:43,900 --> 00:27:44,607 Liar. 279 00:27:52,345 --> 00:27:54,313 Who's that? 280 00:27:55,374 --> 00:27:56,699 Are they waving at us? 281 00:27:57,456 --> 00:27:59,551 No, I think they're waving at me. 282 00:28:03,069 --> 00:28:04,663 See what they want, quick before they leave! 283 00:28:04,964 --> 00:28:05,706 Me? 284 00:28:05,741 --> 00:28:07,839 Run, before they run into Filomena! 285 00:28:08,257 --> 00:28:12,191 No, no. You go. You go. 286 00:28:28,149 --> 00:28:29,888 Do we want any milk or bread? 287 00:28:30,723 --> 00:28:32,730 They said their produce is very fresh... 288 00:28:32,917 --> 00:28:35,036 and we might want to sample it, back at their farm. 289 00:28:40,940 --> 00:28:42,568 It's too late. 290 00:28:44,083 --> 00:28:45,899 We can get to them. Come on. 291 00:28:46,845 --> 00:28:47,793 Come on! 292 00:29:01,135 --> 00:29:02,765 Help yourself. 293 00:29:03,443 --> 00:29:05,035 Fresh milk, there it is. 294 00:29:05,753 --> 00:29:08,114 How do you get milk out of that? 295 00:29:09,667 --> 00:29:11,445 City boys. 296 00:29:12,581 --> 00:29:15,607 Where we come from, milk comes out of the jug. 297 00:29:15,642 --> 00:29:17,690 I bet you could do it if you tried. 298 00:29:20,302 --> 00:29:21,407 Show us. 299 00:29:27,471 --> 00:29:29,023 This is how it's done. 300 00:29:30,121 --> 00:29:32,392 See how it fits nicely into my hand? 301 00:29:33,527 --> 00:29:36,328 I love this thing in my hand. Don't you, Mira? 302 00:29:36,933 --> 00:29:38,407 Wonderful. 303 00:29:38,991 --> 00:29:42,032 You'd almost say a little firmer would be better. 304 00:29:42,677 --> 00:29:44,796 Too late, can't stop now. 305 00:29:52,855 --> 00:29:56,865 Take it firmly in your hand and squeeze. 306 00:29:58,870 --> 00:30:02,768 Stroke up. 307 00:30:04,661 --> 00:30:08,633 And pull. 308 00:30:09,050 --> 00:30:10,867 I love this. 309 00:30:11,283 --> 00:30:13,326 It's coming. I can feel it. 310 00:30:13,856 --> 00:30:16,316 A little strong? A little faster? 311 00:30:16,999 --> 00:30:18,247 It's coming! 312 00:30:18,828 --> 00:30:20,149 Milky white, hot. 313 00:30:23,017 --> 00:30:26,041 Please! Yesona, let's do it! 314 00:30:43,477 --> 00:30:47,487 Dioneo. Just what do you think you're doing with that cow? 315 00:30:49,569 --> 00:30:51,062 "Yesona, let's do it!" 316 00:30:52,825 --> 00:30:54,240 Disgusting. Disgusting. 317 00:30:54,754 --> 00:30:57,213 -I told you, we was there for the milk. -There's the maid. 318 00:30:57,450 --> 00:30:58,923 Those should not touch! Remember? 319 00:30:59,351 --> 00:31:03,631 That include beasts and barns, especially ones with tits and hairy armpits. 320 00:31:03,995 --> 00:31:07,417 Piss off, it's over! You'll never have sex with me as long as you live! 321 00:31:10,595 --> 00:31:13,999 Sometime later, I heard that the cow was emotionally disturbed... 322 00:31:14,034 --> 00:31:16,587 by these events, and never gave milk again. 323 00:31:16,622 --> 00:31:18,518 Poor cow. 324 00:31:23,219 --> 00:31:25,980 It's a sin what you just said. And the other two. 325 00:31:26,015 --> 00:31:27,290 Yes, you're right. 326 00:31:28,301 --> 00:31:30,224 It's a sin. A delicious sin. 327 00:31:30,259 --> 00:31:32,678 The four of you in one day! You should be ashamed. 328 00:31:32,713 --> 00:31:34,305 I think you're jealous. 329 00:31:34,788 --> 00:31:35,731 Huh. 330 00:32:21,662 --> 00:32:24,047 I hope you drown. 331 00:33:15,761 --> 00:33:19,318 Get him, now! 332 00:33:59,119 --> 00:34:00,557 Andreuccio. 333 00:34:33,483 --> 00:34:34,798 What was that? 334 00:34:35,099 --> 00:34:36,211 See that? 335 00:34:37,039 --> 00:34:39,690 It's fantastic. I want that! 336 00:34:40,370 --> 00:34:41,810 Get me that! 337 00:34:52,301 --> 00:34:54,722 Up your ass! 338 00:34:58,590 --> 00:35:00,107 Are you leaving, Father? 339 00:35:00,342 --> 00:35:02,606 In the church... Gerbino, 340 00:35:03,386 --> 00:35:04,718 he was afraid of me, wasn't he? 341 00:35:04,753 --> 00:35:07,596 He's afraid of the cross you wear around your neck. 342 00:35:08,872 --> 00:35:11,208 Allow me to make a small observation. 343 00:35:11,543 --> 00:35:13,646 All this talk of virginity. 344 00:35:14,728 --> 00:35:15,497 Yes? 345 00:35:16,877 --> 00:35:19,231 A kissed mouth doesn't lose its freshness. 346 00:35:20,519 --> 00:35:23,043 Like the moon, it rises anew again. 347 00:35:24,900 --> 00:35:28,607 -Very poetic I'm sure. -Just an observation. 348 00:35:28,642 --> 00:35:30,743 It wasn't me that said it. 349 00:35:31,183 --> 00:35:32,354 What about the wedding? 350 00:35:32,389 --> 00:35:33,692 I'll be there. 351 00:35:35,246 --> 00:35:38,032 But first I had to make a pilgrimage of my own. 352 00:35:54,807 --> 00:35:57,076 Yesona. 353 00:36:04,094 --> 00:36:06,478 Yesona! 354 00:36:10,629 --> 00:36:13,353 Yesona, I'm here. 355 00:36:15,851 --> 00:36:19,484 I love you, my dear. 356 00:36:20,166 --> 00:36:22,588 Yesona, let's take this ride into the sunset. 357 00:36:24,670 --> 00:36:27,054 You filthy disgusting beast! 358 00:38:31,168 --> 00:38:35,896 Every day I see you... I am drawn to you. 359 00:38:38,962 --> 00:38:43,992 Every night I sleep... I am with you. 360 00:38:56,037 --> 00:38:58,004 Everyday... 361 00:39:03,530 --> 00:39:05,499 Every night. 362 00:39:49,332 --> 00:39:53,237 I think it's farted up with you, Filomena, that's the truth of it. 363 00:39:54,165 --> 00:39:58,036 Well, when it comes to farting, Uncle Bruno, you should know. 364 00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:01,256 Dioneo... 365 00:40:05,357 --> 00:40:06,735 Dioneo! 366 00:40:15,208 --> 00:40:17,027 Stop this sulking! 367 00:40:18,008 --> 00:40:19,296 I'm not sulking. 368 00:40:21,339 --> 00:40:26,598 Please, Dioneo. Look at me. 369 00:40:27,699 --> 00:40:29,023 Look at me. 370 00:40:31,672 --> 00:40:34,208 I didn't mean to call you a filthy beast. 371 00:40:35,355 --> 00:40:38,377 A sweetie pear. Little honey cucumber. 372 00:40:38,983 --> 00:40:42,880 Please, I'm not a child, or a cucumber. 373 00:40:44,166 --> 00:40:48,079 But I love you. I love you, cucumber. 374 00:40:48,533 --> 00:40:50,731 -I love you. -It was only a dream. 375 00:40:52,015 --> 00:40:54,286 I would never be unfaithful to you, you know that. 376 00:40:55,498 --> 00:41:01,589 It's like being licked by a dog when you do that, it really is. 377 00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:08,553 Hey, listen to me. I love you and I forgive you. 378 00:41:11,049 --> 00:41:14,682 There, look. You're forgiven with a proper kiss. 379 00:41:18,518 --> 00:41:20,144 And another. 380 00:41:24,737 --> 00:41:26,100 And another. 381 00:41:31,209 --> 00:41:33,065 And another. 382 00:41:40,536 --> 00:41:42,049 Dioneo. 383 00:41:42,392 --> 00:41:43,979 Stop this now. 384 00:41:44,436 --> 00:41:45,721 Me? 385 00:41:47,044 --> 00:41:50,487 Dio, kiss me. 386 00:41:51,284 --> 00:41:52,913 Kiss me. 387 00:41:55,568 --> 00:41:58,974 My God. What's that? 388 00:42:01,473 --> 00:42:03,251 What do you think it is? 389 00:42:07,527 --> 00:42:11,387 When we're married. Soon. You'll see. 390 00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:14,413 What a treasure I have for you. 391 00:42:17,706 --> 00:42:20,467 Give me Give me.. Give me the treasure! 392 00:42:21,416 --> 00:42:23,988 Give me the treasure! Please. 393 00:42:28,454 --> 00:42:31,517 What's happening? Dioneo! What's going on? 394 00:42:36,672 --> 00:42:38,791 My God! What happened? 395 00:42:39,626 --> 00:42:41,290 Nothing. Nothing. 396 00:42:42,237 --> 00:42:45,092 It may be nothing to you, Dioneo Dugalante, 397 00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:47,323 but it's a disgrace and humiliation to me! 398 00:42:48,140 --> 00:42:50,372 One kiss and look what you've done! 399 00:42:51,810 --> 00:42:54,284 You had your hand... right on my root. 400 00:42:55,144 --> 00:42:57,833 I did nothing of the sort. That's the trouble with you. 401 00:42:58,438 --> 00:42:59,526 You just don't know when to stop. 402 00:43:00,113 --> 00:43:01,738 Hello, love. 403 00:43:03,707 --> 00:43:05,902 Good show. 404 00:43:27,125 --> 00:43:29,887 This way please. 405 00:43:30,832 --> 00:43:32,082 Melissa! 406 00:43:33,803 --> 00:43:35,359 I am Alessandro Felice, 407 00:43:35,987 --> 00:43:37,045 and I am your host. 408 00:43:37,492 --> 00:43:38,376 Welcome. 409 00:43:39,111 --> 00:43:41,543 You're not our host and we are not your guests. 410 00:43:41,878 --> 00:43:44,067 We are your prisoners. 411 00:43:45,167 --> 00:43:51,409 Show us your body. So beautiful. The world is waiting for girls like you. 412 00:43:52,167 --> 00:43:54,001 Have you travelled? 413 00:43:56,462 --> 00:43:57,129 I've been to Sienna. 414 00:43:57,806 --> 00:43:59,318 Sienna? 415 00:44:03,293 --> 00:44:06,699 Then you must come with me to Tunisia. You'll like it there. 416 00:44:08,324 --> 00:44:10,747 -Where is Tunisia? -Africa. 417 00:44:12,802 --> 00:44:15,966 -Why are you going to Africa? -To sell slaves, 418 00:44:16,765 --> 00:44:19,261 and to work, of course. 419 00:44:20,056 --> 00:44:22,025 What do you mean, work? 420 00:44:23,401 --> 00:44:25,133 It's easy. It's relaxing work. 421 00:44:26,496 --> 00:44:28,238 You'll will spend most of the time on your back. 422 00:44:28,853 --> 00:44:31,501 -Over my dead body. -That can be always be arranged. 423 00:44:35,860 --> 00:44:38,887 My god... he wants to...? 424 00:44:40,326 --> 00:44:42,483 That is what he means, isn't it? 425 00:44:43,731 --> 00:44:45,170 What are we gonna do? 426 00:44:46,913 --> 00:44:49,257 Did you see the way he looked at us? 427 00:44:52,112 --> 00:44:55,138 He's handsome. He's sexy. 428 00:44:56,652 --> 00:44:58,241 What do you mean? 429 00:44:59,264 --> 00:45:02,442 Look, if you want to get out of here alive, we just have to take control, 430 00:45:02,477 --> 00:45:05,242 lead these dickheads by the nose. 431 00:45:32,841 --> 00:45:37,495 This is what is commonly known... as a Show Palace. 432 00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:42,529 Sit down and be a good boy. 433 00:45:46,926 --> 00:45:47,880 Put these on. 434 00:45:50,577 --> 00:45:51,193 You're next. 435 00:45:55,288 --> 00:45:59,376 I will not... I will not... relinquish... 436 00:45:59,411 --> 00:46:03,689 my precious...precious... jewel. 437 00:46:05,066 --> 00:46:11,576 Not until my Diana... meets my Apollo... 438 00:46:12,974 --> 00:46:17,393 and the goddess Venus... carries me... 439 00:46:18,301 --> 00:46:20,402 oh, please carry me... 440 00:46:21,187 --> 00:46:24,781 to the threshold... of my Jupiter. 441 00:46:26,448 --> 00:46:28,188 Who are these guys? 442 00:46:28,870 --> 00:46:30,989 Gods... like you... 443 00:46:35,153 --> 00:46:39,315 I have waited... longing... 444 00:46:39,350 --> 00:46:44,475 but still, my Jupiter has not come. 445 00:46:46,101 --> 00:46:48,296 I pray for him to come me. 446 00:46:49,282 --> 00:46:51,833 Yearn for him to come. 447 00:46:53,723 --> 00:46:58,113 You, my delicious. 448 00:46:58,910 --> 00:47:01,633 You are my Jupiter. 449 00:47:14,246 --> 00:47:18,825 Filomena, please don't let them take me away. I need to wee! 450 00:47:19,052 --> 00:47:20,755 Oh shut up, you stupid fart! 451 00:47:21,492 --> 00:47:22,081 You have to hold on! 452 00:47:24,843 --> 00:47:26,886 -What happened? -It was boring. 453 00:47:27,482 --> 00:47:28,568 All he wanted to do was look. 454 00:47:28,954 --> 00:47:31,600 Made me dance around the pole without my knickers and that was it. 455 00:47:33,860 --> 00:47:35,069 Where'd you get that? 456 00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:41,426 -I'm next. -Follow me, do actually as I do. Got it? 457 00:47:44,456 --> 00:47:45,779 Gentlemen. 458 00:47:46,627 --> 00:47:48,180 Gentlemen! 459 00:47:48,333 --> 00:47:50,907 Your captain has given us to you, for your delight. 460 00:47:51,616 --> 00:47:52,544 For your delight! 461 00:47:53,416 --> 00:47:53,841 Hurray! 462 00:47:57,678 --> 00:47:59,913 This is the lovely Filomena. 463 00:48:00,858 --> 00:48:03,211 A beauty, I'll think you'll agree. 464 00:48:03,705 --> 00:48:06,544 Have you ever seen such glorious breasts? 465 00:48:07,022 --> 00:48:08,847 Show them. 466 00:48:13,732 --> 00:48:14,455 -They like it! 467 00:48:14,456 --> 00:48:16,986 -Gentlemen, let's hear it for Filomena's breasts. 468 00:48:19,597 --> 00:48:23,913 Now, every person knows that there is one thing that matters, 469 00:48:25,086 --> 00:48:27,103 the one who gets to go first... 470 00:48:27,104 --> 00:48:28,945 and who goes last. 471 00:48:29,628 --> 00:48:31,838 Who's the biggest tomcat in town? 472 00:48:32,343 --> 00:48:35,748 Me, Me, Me, Me! 473 00:48:36,357 --> 00:48:39,356 There is only one way to do it. Off. Get them off. 474 00:48:40,158 --> 00:48:41,972 Let's get a look at the tackle. 475 00:48:42,707 --> 00:48:45,606 Come along. Come along, in a line, in a line. 476 00:48:45,793 --> 00:48:48,480 All boys together. Don't be shy. 477 00:48:48,583 --> 00:48:52,796 On the count to three, you big butch bandits, drop those loons. 478 00:48:53,250 --> 00:48:54,167 One! 479 00:48:55,500 --> 00:48:56,408 Two! 480 00:48:57,694 --> 00:48:59,058 Three! 481 00:49:01,329 --> 00:49:03,485 Wonderful... magnificent. 482 00:49:04,168 --> 00:49:07,083 Behold... manhood in all its glory. 483 00:49:07,764 --> 00:49:09,693 My God, I never seen one before! 484 00:49:09,728 --> 00:49:14,272 -Now, there's a whole army of them! -Let's take a closer look. 485 00:49:16,882 --> 00:49:20,630 Order, please, order. You! Stand up straight! 486 00:49:21,084 --> 00:49:22,335 Let me see. 487 00:49:22,523 --> 00:49:26,383 I think you should swap places with him. 488 00:49:29,674 --> 00:49:32,059 And... you with him. 489 00:49:33,966 --> 00:49:35,291 Better. 490 00:49:37,713 --> 00:49:39,303 Where is it? 491 00:49:41,045 --> 00:49:43,352 Oh, there is it. 492 00:49:44,337 --> 00:49:45,539 That's very small... 493 00:49:45,940 --> 00:49:47,174 and shrively. 494 00:49:50,961 --> 00:49:53,494 -I hope they're not all like that? -Thanks very much. 495 00:49:54,064 --> 00:49:56,333 Looks like the end, don't you think, Melissa? 496 00:49:57,659 --> 00:49:59,891 Off you go, chop chop. 497 00:50:01,752 --> 00:50:03,716 Wonderful display, well done everyone. 498 00:50:04,245 --> 00:50:04,752 Now this is it. 499 00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:06,964 The moment you've all been waiting for. 500 00:50:07,498 --> 00:50:10,490 Who... goes first? 501 00:50:11,283 --> 00:50:14,046 We do, start with the biggest and work your way down. 502 00:50:14,501 --> 00:50:17,302 No!. The smallest... start small and work your way up. 503 00:50:18,514 --> 00:50:21,352 We both start in the middle, and work our way to the end. 504 00:50:23,055 --> 00:50:26,537 -I'm the smallest, I go first. -You want first, then last? 505 00:50:26,993 --> 00:50:28,823 Watch what you say, big knob! 506 00:50:29,015 --> 00:50:31,966 -You're asking for a thump. -Try this for size. 507 00:50:33,744 --> 00:50:36,014 Right, that's it. 508 00:50:44,314 --> 00:50:45,603 Gino! 509 00:50:49,408 --> 00:50:53,433 Me next. Come on Gino, Come one. Hurry up! 510 00:50:55,167 --> 00:50:56,751 Having fun? 511 00:50:57,899 --> 00:51:00,981 What does it you said, "over your dead body?" 512 00:51:04,196 --> 00:51:05,976 Naughty man. 513 00:51:20,925 --> 00:51:23,651 Now comes the news she didn't want to hear. 514 00:51:24,143 --> 00:51:26,073 The Count had arrived in Florence. 515 00:51:29,519 --> 00:51:32,203 Now Pampinea has a dilemma. 516 00:51:32,238 --> 00:51:36,177 How does she feel about leaving Lorenzo alone with all those nuns? 517 00:51:36,212 --> 00:51:38,107 How do you know this? 518 00:51:38,142 --> 00:51:40,531 I heard him, singing in the garden. 519 00:51:41,893 --> 00:51:43,938 -You're certain? -Very. 520 00:51:50,029 --> 00:51:51,592 He has a beautiful voice. 521 00:51:53,258 --> 00:51:54,400 It'd just be hard to resist. 522 00:51:56,918 --> 00:51:59,795 Goodbye... and thank you. 523 00:52:18,029 --> 00:52:23,855 The butcher's here. He brought a knife. A very sharp knife. 524 00:52:24,992 --> 00:52:27,807 His ready to cut off your... 525 00:52:27,842 --> 00:52:30,115 Please! 526 00:52:37,646 --> 00:52:39,272 A miracle! 527 00:52:40,182 --> 00:52:42,150 I can speak! 528 00:52:44,151 --> 00:52:45,151 Get out! 529 00:52:51,675 --> 00:52:53,240 Your pants. 530 00:53:35,309 --> 00:53:36,960 Are you human? 531 00:53:37,906 --> 00:53:40,413 No, I'm the spirit of this pool. 532 00:53:41,140 --> 00:53:42,784 An enchantress. 533 00:53:43,021 --> 00:53:44,488 I thought that much. 534 00:53:45,437 --> 00:53:49,224 And... am I now under your spell? 535 00:53:49,982 --> 00:53:52,701 Yes. Now that you have drunk the water. 536 00:53:53,422 --> 00:53:54,646 You're under my spell. 537 00:53:55,685 --> 00:53:57,008 Where did you come from? 538 00:53:58,022 --> 00:54:00,259 Before you became... an enchantress. 539 00:54:00,565 --> 00:54:01,457 Florence. 540 00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:03,821 Where are you travelling to? 541 00:54:04,059 --> 00:54:05,533 To a wedding. 542 00:54:09,108 --> 00:54:12,954 -Are you the bride? -If I were the bride... 543 00:54:14,078 --> 00:54:17,494 on my way to be married... would you be the groom? 544 00:54:18,972 --> 00:54:22,378 Well, like you, I'm also travelling to a wedding, but if... 545 00:54:22,379 --> 00:54:23,176 by chance... 546 00:54:24,756 --> 00:54:26,523 you were to tell me that your name... 547 00:54:26,707 --> 00:54:28,686 is Pampinea Anastasi then... 548 00:54:28,821 --> 00:54:30,242 my life would be complete. 549 00:54:30,583 --> 00:54:32,355 Because you are, without question... 550 00:54:33,105 --> 00:54:36,655 the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. 551 00:54:37,470 --> 00:54:41,565 If I'm Pampinea Anastasi, then you must be... 552 00:54:41,726 --> 00:54:44,257 Dmitry Vyacheslav Alexandrovich Dzerzhinsky, 553 00:54:44,384 --> 00:54:49,494 first son of Alexander Pyotr Abramovich Dzerzhinsky, 554 00:54:49,861 --> 00:54:52,145 from the Kingdom of Novgorod and you... 555 00:54:54,511 --> 00:54:58,296 you are Pampinea Anastasi, soon to be my bride. Is this not true? 556 00:54:59,393 --> 00:55:01,760 No. I'm an enchantress. 557 00:55:02,876 --> 00:55:06,260 And you have answered my call, 558 00:55:06,801 --> 00:55:08,095 at that special moment.... 559 00:55:08,281 --> 00:55:10,322 when a woman must make her gift 560 00:55:11,475 --> 00:55:13,041 of her precious jewel. 561 00:55:13,354 --> 00:55:16,471 A treasure all women hold dear... 562 00:55:16,968 --> 00:55:19,486 the greatest gift a woman can bestow to a man, 563 00:55:21,228 --> 00:55:23,217 but sometimes you can't wait. 564 00:55:26,197 --> 00:55:28,655 You must tell no one of our meeting. 565 00:55:45,767 --> 00:55:47,452 Having, succeeding getting him chucked out, 566 00:55:48,017 --> 00:55:50,360 Pampinea back tracked past the convent... 567 00:55:50,824 --> 00:55:54,623 just to be certain the nuns weren't getting what she fancied for herself. 568 00:56:00,490 --> 00:56:02,314 Lorenzo De Lamberti. 569 00:56:03,184 --> 00:56:05,040 Pampinea Anastasi. 570 00:56:05,918 --> 00:56:06,742 What are you doing here? 571 00:56:07,218 --> 00:56:08,031 You know, just... 572 00:56:08,641 --> 00:56:10,044 enjoying the day. 573 00:56:11,598 --> 00:56:12,426 I've been working in the garden, 574 00:56:12,896 --> 00:56:13,866 escaping the city life. 575 00:56:14,055 --> 00:56:15,269 A gardener? 576 00:56:15,304 --> 00:56:18,563 I have a strong affinity with nature. 577 00:56:18,598 --> 00:56:19,812 Oh. 578 00:56:20,747 --> 00:56:25,033 Well good, we'll see you then. Maybe. Minghino. 579 00:56:26,594 --> 00:56:28,110 No, wait, wait, wait. 580 00:56:29,966 --> 00:56:32,651 -Where're you going? -On my way to be married. 581 00:56:33,561 --> 00:56:35,694 Ah, I heard about that. 582 00:56:36,260 --> 00:56:38,680 Some short, fat Russian from Novgorod? 583 00:56:39,655 --> 00:56:43,371 I hear you're very popular... very much in demand. 584 00:56:44,240 --> 00:56:45,660 You mean Gerbino De la Ratta? 585 00:56:46,615 --> 00:56:47,380 He's a turd. 586 00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:51,131 I hear you're wanted for your debt. Minghino. 587 00:56:53,030 --> 00:56:55,604 Enjoy your affinity with nature. 588 00:56:57,195 --> 00:56:58,974 Perhaps I can come with you and, uh... 589 00:57:01,626 --> 00:57:03,177 to be your escort. 590 00:57:04,614 --> 00:57:07,225 To deliver you safely into the arms of your fat Russian. 591 00:57:10,027 --> 00:57:12,450 Like all good pilgrims, I've followed the path. 592 00:57:12,485 --> 00:57:14,638 I had arrived... 593 00:57:15,922 --> 00:57:16,640 Heaven. 594 00:57:29,707 --> 00:57:32,509 They say the Mother Superior at this convent... 595 00:57:32,544 --> 00:57:35,649 is a woman of unparalleled lust and randiness. 596 00:57:35,684 --> 00:57:38,640 -Who's there? -I'm a Holy Father... 597 00:57:38,675 --> 00:57:42,099 in search for a place of contemplation and prayer. 598 00:57:47,254 --> 00:57:50,055 I'll take you to the Holy Mother. 599 00:57:50,090 --> 00:57:54,256 -Father. Have you any skills? -Such as? 600 00:57:54,291 --> 00:57:59,557 -Gardening, perhaps. -Gardening? A little. 601 00:57:59,592 --> 00:58:00,203 Good. 602 00:58:01,384 --> 00:58:04,828 All this silence you see upon, it's almost as if we were.... 603 00:58:05,473 --> 00:58:06,328 deaf and dumb. 604 00:58:06,626 --> 00:58:11,700 We may see many things, but we speak nothing of them in here. 605 00:58:12,216 --> 00:58:13,356 Understand? 606 00:58:18,561 --> 00:58:20,774 Silence... Deaf and dumb. 607 00:58:22,452 --> 00:58:25,488 And gardening, not quite I have in mind. 608 00:58:33,894 --> 00:58:36,956 Would you care... for a bath? 609 00:58:37,866 --> 00:58:41,992 A bath? I was in. 610 00:59:13,168 --> 00:59:16,138 Perfect place for a wedding. 611 00:59:26,533 --> 00:59:27,932 Nobody's here yet, we're the first. 612 00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:32,221 Lorenzo! 613 00:59:36,383 --> 00:59:37,983 Wait... Lorenzo. 614 00:59:40,933 --> 00:59:43,507 You could stay... just a little longer. 615 00:59:53,876 --> 00:59:57,462 Blindfolded? Is that really true? 616 00:59:58,522 --> 01:00:00,046 You were blindfolded when you kissed her? 617 01:00:00,501 --> 01:00:01,976 When she kissed me. 618 01:00:04,438 --> 01:00:06,706 You'll soon forget her, that's what I think. 619 01:00:07,443 --> 01:00:08,699 You'll forget her and the kiss. 620 01:00:10,198 --> 01:00:13,035 You, Lorenzo Lamberti... to tell the truth and all. 621 01:00:14,172 --> 01:00:16,178 You don't have to believe me. 622 01:00:17,253 --> 01:00:19,940 How can you be in love with a woman you've never seen? 623 01:00:21,076 --> 01:00:23,565 Simple. It was the kiss. 624 01:00:25,792 --> 01:00:27,245 Everything was in that one kiss. 625 01:00:30,121 --> 01:00:31,827 How'll you find her? 626 01:00:32,735 --> 01:00:35,525 This woman you've never seen, locked behind convent doors? 627 01:00:39,128 --> 01:00:41,096 I don't know. 628 01:00:42,875 --> 01:00:44,541 I don't know, perhaps you're right. 629 01:00:44,576 --> 01:00:47,039 I mean, they're not gonna let me in that convent, that's for sure. 630 01:00:51,553 --> 01:00:54,554 I think it's best you forget her, Lorenzo. 631 01:00:57,482 --> 01:00:58,632 No, I don't think I can forget her. 632 01:01:15,127 --> 01:01:16,870 What if you found her? 633 01:01:16,905 --> 01:01:21,561 What if you found her, kissed her, and your dream dies? 634 01:01:22,544 --> 01:01:23,627 How will you feel? 635 01:01:23,966 --> 01:01:24,870 It's not to dream. 636 01:01:25,856 --> 01:01:29,246 Lorenzo, your memory of the precious kiss will fade, and temptation will reign. 637 01:01:29,957 --> 01:01:30,699 You'll see. 638 01:01:31,623 --> 01:01:34,391 Even if I have to kiss you myself to prove it. 639 01:01:34,426 --> 01:01:36,587 -Sounds like a challenge? -Maybe it is. 640 01:01:37,331 --> 01:01:40,296 You were always the girl every boy wanted to kiss. 641 01:01:40,940 --> 01:01:41,775 But? 642 01:01:42,834 --> 01:01:46,320 But... you were always too... 643 01:01:47,299 --> 01:01:48,511 Too what? 644 01:01:51,765 --> 01:01:54,681 Too good, clever, too... 645 01:01:57,633 --> 01:01:58,996 too beautiful. 646 01:02:00,510 --> 01:02:02,858 Too everything, always out of reach. 647 01:02:05,970 --> 01:02:07,672 Why don't you kiss me now, Lorenzo? 648 01:02:08,748 --> 01:02:11,056 See if I can make you better. 649 01:02:14,199 --> 01:02:17,603 You mean for all the times that I wanted to kiss you, but never could? 650 01:02:20,988 --> 01:02:24,205 For all those times, and more. 651 01:02:29,821 --> 01:02:31,525 Close your eyes. 652 01:02:41,026 --> 01:02:42,526 Gerbino, I know it. 653 01:02:44,569 --> 01:02:45,410 It's him! 654 01:02:46,043 --> 01:02:48,092 Run Lorenzo. Please, he'll kill you for sure. 655 01:02:49,784 --> 01:02:51,223 Run, Run! 656 01:02:52,357 --> 01:02:55,243 De la Ratta! You shit. 657 01:02:56,037 --> 01:02:58,157 We could smell you coming. 658 01:02:59,476 --> 01:03:00,203 Lorenzo! 659 01:03:00,846 --> 01:03:03,532 Come on! You want to kill me? Do it! 660 01:03:04,215 --> 01:03:05,047 Come on! 661 01:03:10,876 --> 01:03:12,013 Come on. 662 01:03:14,513 --> 01:03:15,649 Give me a sword! 663 01:03:17,834 --> 01:03:19,966 Give me a stick and I'll cut you! 664 01:03:26,809 --> 01:03:29,344 Gerbino De la Ratta! Stop! 665 01:03:31,245 --> 01:03:33,064 Gerbino, leave him! 666 01:03:34,171 --> 01:03:35,911 Leave him! 667 01:03:40,528 --> 01:03:42,314 I will not marry you. Never! 668 01:03:43,009 --> 01:03:43,772 Not if you kill him! 669 01:03:46,481 --> 01:03:47,540 Marry him? 670 01:03:50,568 --> 01:03:51,945 Is that what this is about? 671 01:03:52,648 --> 01:03:53,627 You marrying him? 672 01:04:20,845 --> 01:04:22,775 Make a mistake, you're a dead man. 673 01:04:23,722 --> 01:04:27,281 Kill me today, you'll still be an ugly shit tomorrow. 674 01:04:54,771 --> 01:04:56,476 He's in trouble, Pampinea. 675 01:04:57,346 --> 01:04:58,786 A lot of trouble. 676 01:04:59,152 --> 01:05:00,850 What kind of trouble? 677 01:05:01,501 --> 01:05:02,184 Theft. 678 01:05:03,290 --> 01:05:04,728 Murder. 679 01:05:06,206 --> 01:05:09,644 I can believe what you say, you're not first say it. 680 01:05:10,231 --> 01:05:11,122 But he's only a boy. 681 01:05:13,584 --> 01:05:14,986 Please. 682 01:05:18,985 --> 01:05:19,862 Please. 683 01:05:20,778 --> 01:05:21,432 What? 684 01:05:22,761 --> 01:05:25,031 Don't lean over. 685 01:05:33,691 --> 01:05:36,152 What are you doing? Please. 686 01:05:37,968 --> 01:05:39,332 Listen. 687 01:05:47,619 --> 01:05:51,741 -Just... come down. -You're afraid of heights, aren't you? 688 01:05:52,956 --> 01:05:53,829 No. 689 01:05:56,289 --> 01:05:58,444 Just don't want you to fall in. 690 01:05:59,054 --> 01:05:59,923 How can I fall? 691 01:06:00,323 --> 01:06:02,660 I've been playing on this well since I was a child. 692 01:06:02,661 --> 01:06:03,277 Get down! 693 01:06:07,408 --> 01:06:10,823 Release Lorenzo... and you can send for the priest. 694 01:06:11,762 --> 01:06:12,702 Now? 695 01:06:14,200 --> 01:06:15,423 You'll marry me now? 696 01:06:18,143 --> 01:06:19,073 Yes. 697 01:06:20,245 --> 01:06:22,889 But if I marry you, and you don't release him, 698 01:06:23,721 --> 01:06:25,154 and you have blood on your hands... 699 01:06:25,399 --> 01:06:27,635 then you'll spend the rest of your life in a cold bed. 700 01:06:27,663 --> 01:06:28,856 Do you understand? 701 01:06:29,709 --> 01:06:31,017 I'll give you nothing of what I have to give. 702 01:06:34,593 --> 01:06:36,008 You have my word. 703 01:06:37,334 --> 01:06:38,695 I'll send for a priest. 704 01:06:40,473 --> 01:06:42,367 How the hell do you find a priest just like that? 705 01:06:43,352 --> 01:06:45,397 He'll have our balls on the block if we don't. 706 01:06:47,939 --> 01:06:50,604 -Hey, You! -What? 707 01:06:50,639 --> 01:06:53,026 Father. Where're you going? 708 01:06:53,061 --> 01:06:55,411 To Pampinea's father's house... 709 01:06:56,661 --> 01:06:57,895 to the wedding? 710 01:06:59,181 --> 01:07:02,548 How did you know we wanted a priest when we've just been sent to get one? 711 01:07:03,231 --> 01:07:04,895 The word of God travels fast. 712 01:07:05,130 --> 01:07:07,313 Hey, don't I know you? 713 01:07:07,961 --> 01:07:09,360 Your face is very familiar. 714 01:07:10,242 --> 01:07:12,966 It's the clothes, all priests looks the same. 715 01:07:27,041 --> 01:07:29,539 You must go. Leave before he changes his mind. 716 01:07:30,097 --> 01:07:31,610 Are you really going to marry him? 717 01:07:32,085 --> 01:07:33,090 Not your concern. 718 01:07:35,225 --> 01:07:36,400 The priest's here. 719 01:07:37,837 --> 01:07:39,050 Leave while you can. 720 01:07:46,529 --> 01:07:48,511 He wants hear our confessions before the wedding. 721 01:07:49,684 --> 01:07:50,707 I'll go first. 722 01:07:58,730 --> 01:08:00,143 I'm sorry, just to be clear. 723 01:08:00,144 --> 01:08:02,516 How many potential husbands you have right now? 724 01:08:03,195 --> 01:08:04,939 -Three. -And which one do you want? 725 01:08:05,355 --> 01:08:06,346 Lorenzo! 726 01:08:06,647 --> 01:08:08,430 I love only Lorenzo. 727 01:08:08,836 --> 01:08:10,853 But you haven't met the Count, the one you promised to marry. 728 01:08:10,989 --> 01:08:11,946 You could fall in love with him. 729 01:08:12,181 --> 01:08:15,537 -No, I love only Lorenzo. -Does he love you? 730 01:08:15,689 --> 01:08:19,700 Yes. No. I mean he loves me but he just doesn't know it yet. 731 01:08:20,647 --> 01:08:22,995 It's not easy being a priest. 732 01:08:25,908 --> 01:08:27,913 Please delay as long as you can. 733 01:09:01,750 --> 01:09:03,113 and I realized that... 734 01:09:03,407 --> 01:09:07,292 stealing other people's money was far easier than working for my own. 735 01:09:07,644 --> 01:09:11,626 All those killings? How many people? 736 01:09:17,758 --> 01:09:20,636 -I can't remember. -That's quite a list. 737 01:09:21,847 --> 01:09:23,284 Not to mention what you did to your father. 738 01:09:31,850 --> 01:09:33,289 Do I know you? 739 01:09:35,257 --> 01:09:37,867 Your face is familiar, I'm sure I know you. 740 01:09:39,004 --> 01:09:41,817 It's the clothes. All priests looks the same. 741 01:09:50,106 --> 01:09:51,076 To absolve yourself... 742 01:09:51,256 --> 01:09:55,346 from these terrible sins and to have any hope for an eternal salvation. 743 01:09:55,903 --> 01:09:58,668 you must abstain from all sexual thoughts and all sexual deeds.. 744 01:09:59,539 --> 01:10:01,203 for a period of 30 days. 745 01:10:03,250 --> 01:10:05,018 But I'm just about to be married! 746 01:10:05,019 --> 01:10:07,107 How can I abstain from sex for 30 days? 747 01:10:07,901 --> 01:10:10,174 That's... mean! 748 01:10:10,825 --> 01:10:12,453 And stupid. 749 01:10:12,688 --> 01:10:16,442 Well of course, if you do something really stupid... 750 01:10:16,705 --> 01:10:19,266 then you must expect to suffer so we can remain stupid in return... 751 01:10:19,508 --> 01:10:23,125 just to show you how stupid you were in the first place. 752 01:10:23,160 --> 01:10:25,547 It's called a penance. 753 01:10:25,582 --> 01:10:31,678 That's... really, really stupid. 754 01:10:33,230 --> 01:10:36,256 God works in mysterious ways. 755 01:10:38,151 --> 01:10:40,762 Well, I had him by the nuts... that's for sure. 756 01:10:41,291 --> 01:10:44,851 But how long could I squeeze, before he squeezes mine? 757 01:10:48,567 --> 01:10:51,345 You know Gerbino sent us along to kill you, don't you? 758 01:10:52,066 --> 01:10:53,389 I kind of guessed that. 759 01:10:54,374 --> 01:10:56,343 Dirty business, killing. 760 01:10:56,378 --> 01:10:59,672 -I'd rather be a gardener. -I know just the place. 761 01:10:59,707 --> 01:11:03,796 Listen. We could let you go. 762 01:11:03,831 --> 01:11:06,414 But you must promise not to tell. 763 01:11:07,340 --> 01:11:08,125 Really? 764 01:11:14,713 --> 01:11:17,552 -I promise. -Good. 765 01:11:24,022 --> 01:11:25,575 Ow! God that hurts! 766 01:11:27,466 --> 01:11:29,397 That really, really hurts. 767 01:11:30,987 --> 01:11:34,786 Is this the road to the villa of Pampinea Anastasi? 768 01:11:35,470 --> 01:11:37,475 -It's that way. -I thank you. 769 01:11:38,722 --> 01:11:40,086 Who are you? 770 01:11:40,768 --> 01:11:45,595 I am Count Dmitry Vyacheslav Alexandrovich Dzerzhinsky...! 771 01:11:46,618 --> 01:11:48,699 Ah! The short fat Russian 772 01:12:06,685 --> 01:12:08,534 Witness, all of you. 773 01:12:10,027 --> 01:12:12,902 You are Gerbino De la Ratta? 774 01:12:14,226 --> 01:12:14,886 You know who I am. 775 01:12:15,239 --> 01:12:16,428 Please don't be difficult. 776 01:12:17,104 --> 01:12:19,336 How can I marry you if you don't answer the question? 777 01:12:21,911 --> 01:12:23,917 Are you Gerbino De la Ratta? 778 01:12:25,127 --> 01:12:26,188 I am. 779 01:12:28,193 --> 01:12:31,222 -You are Pampinea Anastasi? -I am, Father. 780 01:12:31,941 --> 01:12:34,150 And when did you both last take confession? Pampinea? 781 01:12:35,944 --> 01:12:37,761 I've taken confession on this day, Father. 782 01:12:38,149 --> 01:12:40,382 -Did you confess all your sins? -I did, Father. 783 01:12:42,235 --> 01:12:43,276 Gerbino De la Ratta. 784 01:12:43,642 --> 01:12:45,008 When did you last take confession? 785 01:12:45,720 --> 01:12:48,177 -You know when I last took confession. -Bad answer. 786 01:12:48,549 --> 01:12:52,416 "I have taken confession on this day, Father." 787 01:12:54,539 --> 01:12:57,349 -I have taken confession on this day. -Father. 788 01:12:58,747 --> 01:13:00,147 Father. 789 01:13:01,132 --> 01:13:04,959 Then do you both come to me, pure in body and soul. Answer I do. 790 01:13:05,143 --> 01:13:07,567 - I do. - I do. 791 01:13:08,489 --> 01:13:10,042 - Have you bathed? - What?! 792 01:13:10,297 --> 01:13:11,221 Pampinea? 793 01:13:11,791 --> 01:13:14,604 I have bathed on this day of days which is my marriage day. 794 01:13:15,419 --> 01:13:19,743 Witness all of you, this woman comes to us pure, in both body and soul. 795 01:13:20,048 --> 01:13:21,877 Gerbino De la Ratta. 796 01:13:22,209 --> 01:13:25,263 Have you bathed on this day of days, that is your wedding day? 797 01:13:25,332 --> 01:13:27,945 - Yes. - When did you bathe? 798 01:13:28,436 --> 01:13:30,932 - I just told you I bathed! - When exactly, when did you last take a bath? 799 01:13:31,151 --> 01:13:32,496 I have bathed! 800 01:13:32,726 --> 01:13:34,963 Thoroughly? All the bits and pieces, downstairs.... 801 01:13:35,042 --> 01:13:37,251 -In between your legs? -What? 802 01:13:37,839 --> 01:13:39,520 Show me your hands. 803 01:13:40,656 --> 01:13:43,911 -You got dirt under your nails. -Where? 804 01:13:44,442 --> 01:13:47,468 There. I cannot marry you if you have dirty fingernails. 805 01:13:48,530 --> 01:13:51,747 That's ridiculous... I've never heard anything so ridiculous. 806 01:13:52,199 --> 01:13:54,638 I can hardly say, witness all of you, 807 01:13:54,639 --> 01:13:57,801 this man comes to us pure in both body and soul, 808 01:13:57,836 --> 01:14:00,715 but with dirty fingernails. Now can I? 809 01:14:00,750 --> 01:14:02,267 You must wash your hands. 810 01:14:08,035 --> 01:14:09,588 At the very least. 811 01:14:21,356 --> 01:14:24,057 -There. -Thank you. 812 01:14:29,732 --> 01:14:30,943 He's only doing his job. 813 01:14:30,978 --> 01:14:32,496 Exactly. 814 01:14:33,820 --> 01:14:37,377 Incidentally, there is a charge for my services. 815 01:14:45,822 --> 01:14:48,205 This is very jolly. 816 01:14:52,405 --> 01:14:54,185 Pour this fine wine... 817 01:15:11,441 --> 01:15:15,149 a little young perhaps, fine, fresh fruit, with a... 818 01:15:15,317 --> 01:15:18,422 a musty, a musty hint... 819 01:15:20,011 --> 01:15:24,779 a musty hint of what I can really only describe as a stale fart... 820 01:15:25,083 --> 01:15:27,959 rather like the combination of this couple here before me today. 821 01:15:29,456 --> 01:15:31,086 Marry us now, you bastard! 822 01:15:31,121 --> 01:15:33,849 I declare you man and wife. There, it's done. 823 01:15:33,884 --> 01:15:37,444 You're married. Relax, enjoy. Consummate, whatever you want, really. 824 01:15:37,479 --> 01:15:39,072 Hey! 825 01:15:48,609 --> 01:15:51,407 I'm Count Dmitry Vyacheslav Alexandrovich Dzerzhinsky... 826 01:15:51,442 --> 01:15:55,812 first son of Alexander Pyotr Abramovich Dzerzhinsky... 827 01:15:55,847 --> 01:16:01,074 from the Kingdom of Novgorod. I am here to marry Pampinea Anastasi. 828 01:16:01,109 --> 01:16:04,139 I will kill any man who tries to stop me. 829 01:16:04,174 --> 01:16:07,847 You're too late. Pampinea Anastasi is already married. 830 01:16:08,182 --> 01:16:09,698 This is my wife. 831 01:16:10,437 --> 01:16:12,687 This is house. This is my land. 832 01:16:12,722 --> 01:16:15,153 And I advise you to leave while you still have air to breathe. 833 01:16:15,188 --> 01:16:16,952 This lady may be your wife, 834 01:16:17,161 --> 01:16:20,018 but I'm sorry to tell you, she's about to become a widow. 835 01:16:21,381 --> 01:16:22,783 You piece of rat. 836 01:16:23,084 --> 01:16:26,098 You killed four of my men who were close to my heart. 837 01:16:26,300 --> 01:16:27,397 You stole their lives. 838 01:16:27,598 --> 01:16:29,571 And now you must pay! 839 01:16:39,773 --> 01:16:41,099 Lorenzo! 840 01:16:50,878 --> 01:16:52,355 Run! 841 01:17:16,062 --> 01:17:18,032 -Where did he go? -I don't know. 842 01:17:19,207 --> 01:17:21,059 -You go that way, I'll go this way. -Who are you? 843 01:17:21,594 --> 01:17:23,028 Lorenzo Lamberti. 844 01:17:24,203 --> 01:17:27,268 The robber on the road. Yes! I am Count Dmitry Alexandro... 845 01:17:27,303 --> 01:17:29,122 I know, I know. 846 01:17:30,485 --> 01:17:32,063 First son! 847 01:17:32,864 --> 01:17:35,180 Only son, nine sisters. 848 01:17:41,120 --> 01:17:42,973 Gerbino De la Ratta. 849 01:18:13,721 --> 01:18:15,461 Get her and bring her to me. 850 01:18:35,590 --> 01:18:37,293 Kill them and throw them down to me. 851 01:18:37,460 --> 01:18:38,510 Hello. 852 01:18:39,811 --> 01:18:43,949 Tell me... Are you ready to die? 853 01:19:04,599 --> 01:19:06,248 How awful. You dropped your little sword. 854 01:19:07,255 --> 01:19:07,968 Pick it up. 855 01:19:09,199 --> 01:19:10,528 Fight me. 856 01:19:10,763 --> 01:19:12,944 Fight me or I'll kill you anyway. 857 01:19:13,147 --> 01:19:14,615 Wait. 858 01:19:16,150 --> 01:19:17,643 There's some unfinished business. 859 01:19:19,045 --> 01:19:20,674 Is that not right, Gerbino? 860 01:19:22,300 --> 01:19:24,800 You want to kill me? Why don't you come up here and join me? 861 01:19:24,835 --> 01:19:26,879 I'm sorry my friend. I've sworn to kill this man. 862 01:19:26,914 --> 01:19:30,174 You kill him before I kill him, I may have to kill you. 863 01:19:30,409 --> 01:19:33,164 Here, let this decide. 864 01:19:41,218 --> 01:19:43,187 Alright, if you want. 865 01:19:44,945 --> 01:19:46,381 Why not join him. 866 01:19:47,289 --> 01:19:48,316 I'll fight him. 867 01:19:50,098 --> 01:19:51,101 But don't step in. 868 01:19:54,331 --> 01:19:56,484 I may step in. 869 01:19:58,050 --> 01:19:59,371 I may step out. 870 01:20:01,029 --> 01:20:04,324 I may even decide to have a little dance with you. 871 01:20:05,986 --> 01:20:07,102 but don't worry my friend. 872 01:20:08,273 --> 01:20:10,711 If he kills you, I'll kill him, either way, 873 01:20:11,243 --> 01:20:12,147 you're going to die. 874 01:20:44,234 --> 01:20:46,542 Do you need help getting up? 875 01:21:33,644 --> 01:21:36,446 Kill him... Kill him! 876 01:21:36,481 --> 01:21:38,793 Put your sword into his heart! 877 01:21:41,592 --> 01:21:44,013 Still a gambler, Gerbino. Want to make a bet? 878 01:21:44,048 --> 01:21:46,512 Go that way, you're dead. 879 01:21:46,547 --> 01:21:49,653 Come this way to me, dead. 880 01:21:49,688 --> 01:21:53,362 Go that way... well, who knows? 881 01:22:12,524 --> 01:22:14,530 Going down. 882 01:22:14,565 --> 01:22:17,293 Oh, Shit! 883 01:22:31,219 --> 01:22:33,794 Friend. Take my advice. 884 01:22:33,829 --> 01:22:36,860 Do not drink water from this well. 885 01:22:41,930 --> 01:22:43,480 Sorry. 886 01:22:49,698 --> 01:22:52,611 -So that one's Lorenzo? -Yes. 887 01:22:52,646 --> 01:22:58,785 By the way I'm not really a priest. So you're not really married. 888 01:22:59,492 --> 01:23:00,305 I thought you should know. 889 01:23:07,824 --> 01:23:12,327 -Count Dzerzhinsky! -Pampinea Anastasi. 890 01:23:13,691 --> 01:23:17,219 I have travelled here to you, from my beloved Novogrod. 891 01:23:17,700 --> 01:23:20,837 To keep faith to fulfill my promise, to marry you... 892 01:23:21,624 --> 01:23:23,680 and to make you my wife. 893 01:23:24,514 --> 01:23:26,113 I'm here. Hello. 894 01:23:26,148 --> 01:23:31,653 Count Dzerzhinsky. You are one of the bravest, most handsome men I've ever met. 895 01:23:31,688 --> 01:23:33,357 Yes, I know. 896 01:23:33,392 --> 01:23:35,172 But I cannot marry you. 897 01:23:42,667 --> 01:23:46,729 How can you say this after everything that has happened between us? 898 00:23:48,308 --> 01:23:51,185 What do you mean? I don't understand. What exactly happened between us? 899 01:23:52,324 --> 01:23:55,386 But... you are not Pampinea Anastasi. 900 01:23:57,705 --> 01:24:02,661 -She...is Pampinea Anastasi.. -Melissa! 901 01:24:04,792 --> 01:24:07,099 -You know her? -Know her? 902 01:24:09,045 --> 01:24:10,344 I am in love with her. 903 01:24:22,178 --> 01:24:24,940 Melissa, really, kissing a perfect stranger. 904 01:24:27,174 --> 01:24:28,838 This doesn't look much like a wedding, what's going on? 905 01:24:29,386 --> 01:24:31,115 Filomena, there is going to be a wedding! 906 01:24:31,565 --> 01:24:33,418 I hope there is going to be a wedding. 907 01:24:34,800 --> 01:24:35,731 Lorenzo? 908 01:24:37,193 --> 01:24:38,067 Where are you? 909 01:24:49,813 --> 01:24:51,252 Lorenzo! 910 01:24:57,316 --> 01:24:58,146 Lorenzo! 911 01:25:07,464 --> 01:25:08,435 Lorenzo! 912 01:25:09,602 --> 01:25:12,100 You have stolen my heart. I love you. 913 01:25:17,664 --> 01:25:18,810 I love you. 914 01:25:22,747 --> 01:25:23,769 Pampinea... 915 01:25:24,470 --> 01:25:26,834 You're one of the most... no... 916 01:25:29,673 --> 01:25:34,636 the most beautiful girl, I've ever seen. 917 01:25:34,887 --> 01:25:38,151 But I gave my heart to a kiss, I can't let go. 918 01:25:40,005 --> 01:25:43,979 If only I could forget her. I must find her. 919 01:25:47,772 --> 01:25:51,218 Lorenzo, close your eyes. Please. 920 01:25:52,429 --> 01:25:54,550 Just close your eyes. 921 01:26:04,008 --> 01:26:06,468 Every day I see you... I'm drawn to you. 922 01:26:06,503 --> 01:26:10,063 Every night as I come beyond for you. 923 01:26:12,563 --> 01:26:15,598 Every day. Every night. 924 01:26:28,439 --> 01:26:29,690 You... 925 01:26:33,091 --> 01:26:34,423 You. 926 01:26:36,862 --> 01:26:40,056 Now will you forget her? This girl you kissed? 927 01:26:42,403 --> 01:26:43,956 Never. 928 01:27:05,104 --> 01:27:07,489 So, this is my reward. 929 01:27:07,690 --> 01:27:09,731 I get to stand over here like a daisy.... 930 01:27:10,091 --> 01:27:11,102 while this lot... 931 01:27:11,507 --> 01:27:14,449 well... you can see for yourselves. 932 01:27:16,207 --> 01:27:20,658 So tra la tra la, heads up...oohh 933 01:27:23,877 --> 01:27:25,426 Romance. 934 01:27:25,461 --> 01:27:27,055 Passion. 935 01:27:30,501 --> 01:27:34,134 Alright, to hell with this. I'm back off to the convent. 936 01:27:35,119 --> 01:27:38,306 There's an angel there and her bottom's got my name on it 937 01:27:43,491 --> 01:27:45,270 Close your eyes again. 938 01:27:46,305 --> 01:27:47,438 No... 939 01:27:48,939 --> 01:27:50,702 You close yours.