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Guys... Guys, we're doing a video
for Cliff and Cydney.
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What you wanna say?
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First the big studio sale,
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...now the big wedding.
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M.V.P. year for our boy Clifford.
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I fucking hate you, Anderson!
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Hey, when you're all famous,
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...don't forget your crew
from film school, huh?
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Boys in the Wood Hood!
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You dance with who brung ya, Cliff,
you dance with who brung ya.
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I mean, we wouldn't be here tonight
if it wasn't me.
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I mean, I brought her to
that Black Eyed Peas concert.
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I introduced them, I mean,
basically hooked them up.
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One...
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Two...
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Two and a half...
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Three!
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And when he was ready to propose,
finally,
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I was the one that
he practiced on to get it right.
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So you gonna fuck him tonight, Rita?
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I already did.
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Can you...
Can you give me that, please?
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Tommy!
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My little brother getting
married before me?
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Yeah, I wonder why?
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Come on, your armpit smells
like ass, okay?
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Let the fuck up!
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Oh, I came all the way from Michigan to
do this one more time.
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How does that feel?
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...some of our friends
did The Kalalau Trail last year
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...and came back with the most
amazing pictures,
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So they're going to Maui, right?
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"Kauai"
The last island?
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Right there, number 5.
One-two-three-four-five, right there.
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It's called "A dollar dance. "
- In 1967, it was a dollar dance. "
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- Please, get a fifty.
- Get out of there.
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I want you guys to know,
how much I love you. I adore you.
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And I hope you'll have the best time
on your honeymoon.
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And... make it something to remember.
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Love you, guys.
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I think they just wanted to
start off their lives together...
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...with some kind of adventure.
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A PERFE
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A PERFECT
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A PERFECT GE
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A PERFECT GET
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A PERFECT GETA
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A PERFECT GETAW
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A PERFECT GETAWA
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A PERFECT GETAWAY
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The red dot.
- Oh, there's a red dot, does nothing.
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Are you comfortable?
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Stop the camera, you...
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Can I ask you a question,
Mr. Cliff Anderson...
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- Yes.
- of Venice Beach, California?
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Yes, Mrs. Cydney Anderson,
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...formally Miss Cydney Carswell
of Pacific Palisades, California.
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How did you get this scar?
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Oh, my God, I can't believe
I didn't notice it before!
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It's long story...
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...and it involves...
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...Homeland Security.
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It's not funny,
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...me being unexpectedly pressed
into service as a deputy air marshal.
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And I don't really wanna
talk about it.
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Try again.
A little less grandiose, thank you.
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My brother... hit me with
his skateboard when I was nine.
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Hey, which brother is this?
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That'd be Tommy.
The dick from Michigan.
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I thought he said "Maryland"
at the wedding.
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Excuse me,
but whose brother is this?
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I'm so sorry, he's got like...
16 brothers. Okay?
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All right, "Tommy from Michigan"
A new wife should know these things.
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Christ! Are you insane?
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It's a rental.
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Mrs. Cydney Anderson...
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Mrs. Cydney Anderson... No!
Mrs. Cydney Anderson.
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Listen, you know, it's like writing
checks in January,
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I know I'm gonna blow it.
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Yeah, keep practicing.
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Get back in here,
my God!
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I've never seen
so many shades of green!
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Hey- hey, get a picture of me.
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Stop it.
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Look, look!
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Hey- hey... Look, look!
Trekkers.
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Hi!
- Hi!
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I'm gonna do that! Kalalau!
That trail right down there!
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Did it myself, back in the day.
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I'll show you what it's all for.
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The most gorgeous dead-end
God ever made!
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Wow!
- Yeah!
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You know, like drop me off right here.
Forget the hike.
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There's only two ways
in and out, Cydney.
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On foot or by kayak.
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But that's what makes it
so special.
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¶ It's another day in paradise ¶
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¶ The sun is out,
the sky so blue ¶
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¶ The birds are singing some ¶
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¶ About the flowers in blue ¶
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¶ Here, it's always
bright and clear ¶
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¶ There's ever any trouble here ¶
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¶ Here, in paradise ¶
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Yeah, beautiful it is, brother.
How many days you allow?
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One day in, one day at the beach
and another day back.
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Common mistake.
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Why, you think I need more?
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I don't know if you'll need more,
but you'll sure want more.
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As long as all your
permits are updated...
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- Yeah, yeah... see?
- Okay. Yeah.
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Because the rangers do get out
and work the trail.
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So you want to
keep these close, Cliff.
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- All right.
- And these.
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Did you miss me?
- No, three days sounds plenty to me.
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Nine whole minutes.
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Do you realize, that's the longest
we've been apart...
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...since we got married?
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You must have missed me
something awful.
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It's 11.5 miles each way, right?
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Each way.
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Tell me you miss me.
- What?
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- I'll give you a b. j. in the car.
- Okay.
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Another one!
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Anyways...
check this out, Cliff.
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Now, you're gonna
cross over five valleys,
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Each time you do,
you're gonna gain or lose...
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...a 1,000 feet of elevation.
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That's the killer.
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I missed you too, baby.
- What?
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- Oh, did you go somewhere?
- You are so bad.
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$475.35.
- All right.
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Yeah, I know, it looks like
I robbed a bank.
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It's our wedding haul.
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Wassup? Wassup?
- Scully.
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- Howzit, baby boy?
- It's good to be home.
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Glad see back. Nowhere near
Honolulu, were you?
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No, on the other side.
Waves was junk for three days.
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No bettah over here.
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Why, what's the stink in Lulu?
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Maybe nuff for now.
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Wanna help these
two out to their car?
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Yeah. I'll just dump my gear
and be right with them.
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Boy's gonna help you
with your bags.
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Aloha!
- Aloha!
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Get an early start, brother.
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- Yeah, I will.
- Aloha!
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¶ So hold me close,
my love will never falter ¶
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¶ I need your love
each and every day ¶
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¶ Na-na-na-na-na-na! ¶
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¶ Na-na-na-na-na-na! ¶
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I love our new life.
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What are you doing?
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It's Hawaii!
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Just because we're in Hawaii
we're gonna do things...
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...we don’t normally do?
Like pick up hitch-hikers?
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Come on! Nothing bad
ever happens in Hawaii, right?
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Mahalo!
- Aloha!
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So, how far are you going?
- Lumahai Beach.
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Lumahai... Lumahai...
I don't think we know that area.
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It's about 10 miles ahead,
right on this road.
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Right by where the big trail is.
You know that trail?
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Yeah, the big trail.
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But... we're not going that far.
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So how far do you go?
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Just... up the road a bit.
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So if you guys, you know,
stay here for five more minutes,
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I'm sure someone else
will come along who...
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We was waiting for, like,
an hour before you stopped.
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Maybe more.
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Shit, thought this was Hawaii!
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- Sorry.
- Come on.
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You guys, married?
- Yeah. Yeah, we just got married.
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Hold this.
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Some of these pictures
totally suck.
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It's one of those cameras
you chuck.
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- This one's...
- Cleo, what are you doing?
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These people wanna see less of us.
Not more.
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Here it is.
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That's us doing the deed on Oahu.
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We just woke up one morning
and decided to get married.
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- Pretty, isn't it?
- Yeah, it's lovely. It's a...
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- Is this in a grocery store?
- Paula's Market.
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They do it up
real nice for you.
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Yeah, yeah... here is an onion.
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The produce manager took that picture.
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I know it sounds kinda tacky.
But it's...
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...pretty frigging pretty when they
added all the little...
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...radishes in their own stuff.
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All right, that's bizzare.
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Hey baby, look at Kale and Cleo
getting married on Oahu.
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Yeah, suitable for framing.
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You know what?
We'll just drive you there.
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10 miles, I mean, listen...
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Could have been there
by now.
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Maybe next time, huh?
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Kale, don't be that way.
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Baby, come on.
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Come on guys, you don't have to
make this a bigger deal...
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Cleo, get the fuck out
of this man's ride.
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I think we handled that
really well.
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Up there!
- Go!
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Kalalau Trail!
- Whoa!
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That's good.
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How do I look?
- Well, I was just pointing and shooting.
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These new things have
too many buttons for me.
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Yeah, that's what you get for
buying top of the line.
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I might have to...
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...break down, actually,
read the manual someday.
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- I'd love to see that.
- Thanks.
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Okay.
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I guess, everybody else did it.
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Did they really?
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Show it no fear!
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Do you think the rest of it kinda
washed away or something?
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Okay, watch me!
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Keep your eyes down,
your speed up.
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Avoid those green rocks...
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And just be fearless.
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Wow, he made
that look easy!
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Yeah, but he's not wearing whole
camping store on his back.
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All right...
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- World record, baby!
- Okay, okay.
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- Oh, my God!
- Careful!
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Got it.
- Well, thank you.
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You did great!
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Come on, baby,
you can do it.
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Outstanding!
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Did I almost just die right there?
- Come here, come here, come here.
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- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
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- I was doing so well I thought...
- Oh, my God!
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What's your name?
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Have we met before?
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Because when I
first saw you guys,
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I was feeling a little deja-vuey.
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No, no.
Nowhere I remember, Nick.
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But that face..
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- Are you an actor?
- No, no, no.
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Haven't seen you on TV?
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No such luck, you know?
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Actually, Cliff's a screenplay writer,
he's very sought after.
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All the big movie studios want him
to do their projects.
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Knew I smelled fame
and fortune on you!
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A screenplay writer, huh?
- We just say screen... screenwriter.
251
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Any movies I might know?
252
00:15:59,539 --> 00:16:02,376
Actually, my, uh...
My, uh...
253
00:16:02,542 --> 00:16:05,170
...my first script is in
pre-production right now.
254
00:16:05,212 --> 00:16:07,839
So if you ask me again
same time next year,
255
00:16:08,548 --> 00:16:10,259
Who's in it?
256
00:16:11,093 --> 00:16:13,512
Still trying to figure that out.
Still casting up.
257
00:16:13,553 --> 00:16:15,847
Well, Nick Cage is always
money in my book.
258
00:16:15,931 --> 00:16:19,059
I like how he gets all intense
"right at the end of the sentence! "
259
00:16:19,309 --> 00:16:21,436
So you got a good Act Two twist?
260
00:16:21,478 --> 00:16:24,106
- Yeah. It's, uh...
- Yeah?
261
00:16:25,107 --> 00:16:26,817
Are you in the business, Nick?
262
00:16:27,067 --> 00:16:28,360
Me? No, no, no!
263
00:16:28,443 --> 00:16:29,861
I mean, I just took some course...
264
00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:31,655
...one of those writing boot camps.
265
00:16:32,364 --> 00:16:34,491
I had so many ass-puckering
experiences in life.
266
00:16:34,575 --> 00:16:37,828
I figure, hell, I'll just
throw it down on paper,
267
00:16:38,036 --> 00:16:41,582
...make myself a million bucks.
- Yeah, it's not that easy, is it?
268
00:16:41,665 --> 00:16:44,793
I liked it all...
except the paperwork.
269
00:16:44,918 --> 00:16:47,337
You know, actually making pages is...
270
00:16:47,713 --> 00:16:49,423
But I got the basics down.
271
00:16:49,715 --> 00:16:51,425
Three acts,
hero with a journey,
272
00:16:51,508 --> 00:16:53,510
...red snappers.
All that shit.
273
00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:56,054
- Red snappers?
- Yeah!
274
00:16:56,096 --> 00:16:59,349
You know, you bring in a character
just to fuck the audience.
275
00:16:59,391 --> 00:17:00,809
You try to throw them
off-track by...
276
00:17:00,892 --> 00:17:04,021
It's a herring...
it's a red herring.
277
00:17:05,272 --> 00:17:06,857
I'm pretty sure it's "snapper. "
278
00:17:07,024 --> 00:17:09,026
Excuse me,
while I shake the bush here.
279
00:17:09,651 --> 00:17:12,904
So you're like...
halfway to famous, huh, Cliff?
280
00:17:13,196 --> 00:17:15,198
- Pretty much.
- That's outstanding!
281
00:17:15,365 --> 00:17:18,410
Yeah, there's a whole big crew
getting ready up in Vancouver.
282
00:17:18,577 --> 00:17:20,412
Building sets and stuff.
283
00:17:20,495 --> 00:17:23,624
But they're there...
you're here?
284
00:17:24,917 --> 00:17:27,544
Yeah. Yeah, it's...
285
00:17:27,836 --> 00:17:30,672
It’s hard to explain but...
they brought in another guy to do a...
286
00:17:30,756 --> 00:17:33,717
- A quick rewrite, so...
- On your story?
287
00:17:33,884 --> 00:17:35,594
Yeah, just a two-week punch-up.
288
00:17:35,886 --> 00:17:39,139
- It's common.
- Yeah? And how long ago was this?
289
00:17:41,975 --> 00:17:43,560
Nine weeks. Yeah.
290
00:17:44,478 --> 00:17:46,188
Oh, no, that's fucked up!
291
00:17:46,355 --> 00:17:48,649
That's your vision, Cliff!
That's your baby!
292
00:17:48,941 --> 00:17:50,651
You can't let them get away
with that shit.
293
00:17:50,734 --> 00:17:52,152
He's got these agents,
294
00:17:52,319 --> 00:17:55,155
...and they don't do, I mean,
they don't fight for him or anything.
295
00:17:55,238 --> 00:17:56,657
And I was just telling Cliff
the other day...
296
00:17:56,698 --> 00:17:59,117
Not that... "me" isn't
my favorite subject.
297
00:17:59,159 --> 00:18:01,286
But maybe we could talk
about something else for awhile.
298
00:18:01,703 --> 00:18:04,831
Well.. I'll leave you with
one last pearl of wisdom.
299
00:18:04,915 --> 00:18:08,168
- Get new agent?
- You get new story.
300
00:18:11,213 --> 00:18:13,632
I got it! I got it!
- What?
301
00:18:13,715 --> 00:18:15,717
Me too.
- I have one.
302
00:18:16,176 --> 00:18:17,636
No. Wait a minute.
- What shall we do?
303
00:18:17,678 --> 00:18:18,679
Should we go up or
should we just go back to town?
304
00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:21,014
I don't know. This must be
the best service ever.
305
00:18:21,098 --> 00:18:21,974
I don't care.
306
00:18:22,140 --> 00:18:24,559
Did you hear about Oahu?
What happened there?
307
00:18:24,643 --> 00:18:25,519
What?
What happened?
308
00:18:25,602 --> 00:18:27,729
Well, my dad just called from K.C.K.
309
00:18:27,854 --> 00:18:30,274
Reception's like major shit out here,
310
00:18:30,399 --> 00:18:33,527
...but he said something about
some murders.
311
00:18:36,947 --> 00:18:38,532
Still there's no reception.
312
00:18:38,907 --> 00:18:39,908
Flat line?
313
00:18:40,242 --> 00:18:42,077
Coming in and out.
Mostly out.
314
00:18:42,411 --> 00:18:44,037
Wait!
Is this in Honolulu?
315
00:18:44,121 --> 00:18:45,747
Dad wants us to leave.
316
00:18:45,789 --> 00:18:48,208
I think he's in major
over reaction mode, okay?
317
00:18:48,292 --> 00:18:50,502
Some newlyweds was killed.
Some more of it he said.
318
00:18:50,544 --> 00:18:52,379
That's what happened. So...
- Yeah!
319
00:18:52,462 --> 00:18:53,880
Aw, that's awful!
320
00:18:54,131 --> 00:18:57,092
You know, we were just there.
Like, the day before yesterday.
321
00:18:57,301 --> 00:18:59,428
We've been planning this for, like,
five and half months.
322
00:18:59,469 --> 00:19:01,597
Does he not even know
it's a different island?
323
00:19:01,763 --> 00:19:03,599
What...
What did your dad say?
324
00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:06,268
I mean, do they know who did it?
Do they know anything?
325
00:19:06,727 --> 00:19:08,770
He says that they are
looking for two people,
326
00:19:08,812 --> 00:19:10,939
...a man and a woman.
That's all I got.
327
00:19:11,315 --> 00:19:12,608
It's like that movie, huh?
328
00:19:12,774 --> 00:19:15,068
It's, um... "Natural Born Killers. "
329
00:19:15,569 --> 00:19:17,988
Oh, my God! That movie, like,
totally freaked me out.
330
00:19:18,238 --> 00:19:20,240
- When his head was doing that thing?
- Majorly!
331
00:19:22,451 --> 00:19:24,161
Well, what do you think?
332
00:19:24,870 --> 00:19:26,997
I mean, that's Oahu,
not here.
333
00:19:27,456 --> 00:19:30,083
Speak now or
forever hold your peace.
334
00:19:33,086 --> 00:19:35,714
Hey. I mean,
it's our honeymoon, right?
335
00:19:35,881 --> 00:19:38,759
Why don't you guys come with us?
We're going all the way to Kalalau Beach.
336
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:40,260
All the way to the end.
337
00:19:40,844 --> 00:19:44,097
Wait! You guys are like...
newlyweds?
338
00:19:45,390 --> 00:19:46,558
Yeah.
339
00:19:50,854 --> 00:19:52,272
Have a swell honeymoon!
340
00:19:52,439 --> 00:19:54,566
Wait...
Stop!
341
00:20:06,662 --> 00:20:08,664
Well, my exit here.
342
00:20:09,289 --> 00:20:12,668
Be safe.
Some hard yards ahead.
343
00:20:13,377 --> 00:20:14,544
Are you...?
344
00:20:14,795 --> 00:20:17,631
Are you camping over at Secret Falls?
345
00:20:19,633 --> 00:20:21,760
I read all about it
in the guide book.
346
00:20:24,012 --> 00:20:25,097
Yeah, just for the day.
347
00:20:25,264 --> 00:20:27,683
I had to run back to
the truck for a little butane.
348
00:20:28,141 --> 00:20:30,686
Well... how close is it?
349
00:20:31,270 --> 00:20:34,106
It's like everything else in Hawaii,
as close as faraway gets.
350
00:20:34,273 --> 00:20:36,692
Oh, baby,
it's sound so romantic?
351
00:20:36,775 --> 00:20:38,944
Yeah, but I'd like to get to the beach
before the sunset.
352
00:20:38,986 --> 00:20:41,530
But it's only, like, what?
A mile or something?
353
00:20:41,572 --> 00:20:44,533
Honey, come on.
Maybe we'd give the man his privacy.
354
00:20:45,492 --> 00:20:48,745
Don't matter to me.
Plenty of Eden to go around.
355
00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:01,758
What?
- Oh, nothing.
356
00:21:03,010 --> 00:21:04,428
One mile, huh?
357
00:21:05,095 --> 00:21:08,348
What? Serious?
Cool!
358
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:09,933
Hey, wait up!
359
00:21:41,757 --> 00:21:43,050
Well...
360
00:21:43,508 --> 00:21:45,552
I do believe she's clotheless.
361
00:21:47,429 --> 00:21:49,431
Hi there, stranger.
362
00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:51,642
I do believe he is too.
363
00:22:00,943 --> 00:22:02,361
This is Gina!
364
00:22:03,695 --> 00:22:05,697
Did he mention Gina before?
365
00:22:06,406 --> 00:22:09,368
The crazy ass love
of my crazy ass life.
366
00:22:10,244 --> 00:22:13,789
He has now.
- Okay, so...
367
00:22:14,915 --> 00:22:16,625
...they're like a couple?
368
00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:22,047
You all coming in or what?
369
00:22:22,714 --> 00:22:25,342
Baby, are we going in or what?
370
00:22:25,759 --> 00:22:27,427
Yeah, wait a minute.
Let me...
371
00:22:27,511 --> 00:22:29,221
...see if I can get some receptions.
372
00:22:30,764 --> 00:22:31,932
Okay.
373
00:22:46,863 --> 00:22:48,448
Wow, that's nice!
374
00:22:51,743 --> 00:22:53,036
I hope we are not...
375
00:22:53,287 --> 00:22:56,373
...intruding on your own
private paradise here?
376
00:22:56,415 --> 00:22:58,125
Well... forget it!
377
00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:00,877
Nicko's always bringing
home strays.
378
00:23:02,296 --> 00:23:05,132
Mrs. Cydney Anderson.
We're newlyweds.
379
00:23:05,299 --> 00:23:08,427
Miss Gina Scruggs.
We're not.
380
00:23:13,724 --> 00:23:15,851
Because it's illegal to
marry children.
381
00:23:18,979 --> 00:23:20,564
You're so dead!
382
00:23:40,667 --> 00:23:43,629
Here we go...
Come on!
383
00:23:50,177 --> 00:23:51,887
Thursday on Oahu...
384
00:23:52,137 --> 00:23:56,016
...possibly Mainlanders
on their honeymoon...
385
00:23:57,768 --> 00:23:59,895
Teeth and fingerprints removed.
386
00:24:00,812 --> 00:24:01,980
There are reason to believe...
387
00:24:02,022 --> 00:24:06,234
...killers may have jumped islands,
to Kauai.
388
00:24:11,782 --> 00:24:15,327
Are you shitting me?
- No. This girls on the trail told us.
389
00:24:16,578 --> 00:24:18,705
I feel like, may be
we even saw something?
390
00:24:18,914 --> 00:24:21,041
They know who it was did the killing?
391
00:24:21,291 --> 00:24:23,293
No. I don't think so.
392
00:24:33,095 --> 00:24:36,974
Security cameras release
photo of suspects.
393
00:24:47,025 --> 00:24:48,610
You know what I heard?
394
00:24:49,069 --> 00:24:51,697
A few people
die out here every year.
395
00:24:51,780 --> 00:24:54,074
They just stand under a waterfall,
396
00:24:54,116 --> 00:24:55,701
...get hit by some falling rock.
397
00:24:55,784 --> 00:24:59,037
Or maybe they just slip
and go right on over...
398
00:24:59,162 --> 00:25:00,497
...and vanish.
399
00:25:02,249 --> 00:25:04,876
Who knows how, huh?
Or even why?
400
00:25:05,210 --> 00:25:07,212
Could be the wages of your sin.
401
00:25:10,799 --> 00:25:12,801
How you doing, Hot Wheels?
402
00:25:14,011 --> 00:25:15,721
I'm good.
403
00:25:18,515 --> 00:25:20,517
That's two lies in one day.
404
00:25:20,851 --> 00:25:22,853
Comes natural to you, don't it?
405
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,482
Are you following us, Kale?
406
00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:32,779
You know, it ain't the fact
that you deceived us.
407
00:25:33,238 --> 00:25:35,657
Every man's got a pack of lies
in his mind.
408
00:25:36,283 --> 00:25:37,868
It's that you thought,
409
00:25:38,118 --> 00:25:40,245
...we were foolish enough
to buy it.
410
00:25:42,873 --> 00:25:45,000
- I'm sorry, I don't...
- What do you think anyway?
411
00:25:45,208 --> 00:25:48,587
Just 'coz we choose to look a certain way,
that makes us, what?
412
00:25:49,004 --> 00:25:51,715
- Desperados?
- No. I don't think...
413
00:25:51,757 --> 00:25:55,552
Jesus, man! You know, sometimes
it feels like the whole world's just...
414
00:25:55,886 --> 00:25:57,888
...spitting in my face.
415
00:26:01,433 --> 00:26:02,726
Excuse me.
416
00:26:04,353 --> 00:26:06,063
Look...
417
00:26:06,563 --> 00:26:08,774
I thought you said
you were going to Lumahai Beach?
418
00:26:08,899 --> 00:26:12,027
Going to that area.
That's what we said.
419
00:26:12,152 --> 00:26:15,280
Well, you didn't say
you were doing the trail, so...
420
00:26:15,447 --> 00:26:17,449
Neither did you.
421
00:26:17,824 --> 00:26:20,369
Look, we offered you a ride,
422
00:26:20,535 --> 00:26:22,829
...you didn't want it,
you didn't take it.
423
00:26:22,955 --> 00:26:26,500
So, I don't really understand
what the issue is between us.
424
00:26:27,626 --> 00:26:29,044
Kale...
425
00:26:34,091 --> 00:26:36,093
Joy and happiness here?
426
00:26:37,052 --> 00:26:39,054
Yeah, I think we're good.
427
00:26:40,597 --> 00:26:42,182
Outstanding!
428
00:26:44,434 --> 00:26:46,019
So how far you going, Hot Wheels?
429
00:26:46,186 --> 00:26:47,896
Playing it by ear.
430
00:26:48,146 --> 00:26:52,025
- You?
- Maybe the next beach, uh, kind of...
431
00:26:52,276 --> 00:26:54,570
- What's it called?
- Hanakapiai.
432
00:26:54,987 --> 00:26:56,989
That one, yeah.
Maybe there, maybe further.
433
00:26:57,155 --> 00:26:59,157
You need permits to go farther.
434
00:27:03,495 --> 00:27:05,789
You shoulda just given us a ride, man.
435
00:27:07,165 --> 00:27:08,750
Come on.
436
00:27:18,302 --> 00:27:21,138
...so after a $45 taxi ride,
437
00:27:21,179 --> 00:27:23,307
...we wind up
at the Ocean View Hotel.
438
00:27:23,515 --> 00:27:25,100
Sounds nice, doesn't it?
439
00:27:25,309 --> 00:27:27,227
The problem is it didn't
actually had...
440
00:27:27,394 --> 00:27:29,813
...an ocean view since 1987,
441
00:27:29,855 --> 00:27:32,482
...when all these high-rises
went up across the street.
442
00:27:33,233 --> 00:27:36,236
Jesus! Their ads like...
"Oh, Waikiki is so great! "
443
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:38,322
Honestly, was dancing
on my last nerve.
444
00:27:45,287 --> 00:27:46,663
Are... are we okay?
- Yeah.
445
00:27:46,747 --> 00:27:47,956
Let's keep an eye
on our time, okay?
446
00:27:47,998 --> 00:27:50,208
Yeah, but do those packs belong to
who I think they belong...
447
00:27:50,250 --> 00:27:52,252
Yeah, they said they were doing
the trail all along.
448
00:27:52,294 --> 00:27:53,670
I don't know,
maybe they were.
449
00:27:53,795 --> 00:27:56,423
Shit, it's 1:30 already.
Come on, let's go!
450
00:27:59,885 --> 00:28:03,764
Baby, you wanna break this down?
We should be clack-a-lacking, too.
451
00:28:03,847 --> 00:28:06,475
- Okey-dokey.
- Thank you.
452
00:28:08,143 --> 00:28:10,437
So, you guys don't mind
if we tag along?
453
00:28:10,604 --> 00:28:13,231
I mean, we're all going
to the same place so...
454
00:28:13,482 --> 00:28:15,484
Yeah, it’s fine with me.
455
00:28:16,860 --> 00:28:18,570
Yeah, are you kidding?
456
00:28:21,198 --> 00:28:22,491
Did you take the permits?
457
00:28:22,699 --> 00:28:24,117
No. I didn't touch them.
458
00:28:24,409 --> 00:28:26,411
Well, they were right here
in this brochure...
459
00:28:28,247 --> 00:28:29,831
Did you leave them at the store?
460
00:28:30,540 --> 00:28:32,542
No! I'm pretty sure I put it...
461
00:28:32,709 --> 00:28:34,127
No, I'm positive that I put...
462
00:28:34,211 --> 00:28:35,629
Shit!
463
00:29:01,029 --> 00:29:03,031
While we're still young, Cliff!
464
00:29:04,157 --> 00:29:05,867
Yeah, one sec!
465
00:29:13,625 --> 00:29:15,043
We leave no man behind.
466
00:29:15,168 --> 00:29:16,753
Let's do some hard yards.
467
00:29:34,271 --> 00:29:36,898
Guess you can't have rainbows
without a little rain.
468
00:29:37,107 --> 00:29:38,275
Right?
469
00:29:48,911 --> 00:29:52,039
You hear that, uh,
Cliff here's a big screenplay writer?
470
00:29:52,539 --> 00:29:56,793
You write for the movies?
Well, whoopty-tah!
471
00:29:57,127 --> 00:29:58,086
Yeah, we say screenwriter.
472
00:29:58,128 --> 00:30:00,130
- He's on the prowl for a new story.
- Sorry.
473
00:30:00,380 --> 00:30:01,381
You know, I could tell you shit...
474
00:30:01,423 --> 00:30:03,258
...you ain't seen in
no Hollywood movie before.
475
00:30:03,342 --> 00:30:06,178
- You watch yourself now.
- What?
476
00:30:06,428 --> 00:30:08,138
What "what"?
You know what!
477
00:30:08,305 --> 00:30:10,307
Maybe Cliff here
can change the names...
478
00:30:10,349 --> 00:30:11,934
...to protect the guilty.
479
00:30:12,184 --> 00:30:14,311
- You guys do that in movies, right?
- Yeah.
480
00:30:14,519 --> 00:30:16,563
You know Johnny Depp?
- He knows Nick Cage.
481
00:30:16,647 --> 00:30:18,065
Can you see him
playing me in some movie?
482
00:30:18,106 --> 00:30:21,652
- Baby, you know Nick Cage?
- Yeah. Yeah, I do now.
483
00:30:22,027 --> 00:30:24,696
Now, see me myself, I like that
Johnny Depp better.
484
00:30:24,738 --> 00:30:27,366
I mean, he's just dreamy.
485
00:30:27,449 --> 00:30:29,034
I mean, the way he looks at you...
486
00:30:29,117 --> 00:30:30,118
Jesus Christ!
487
00:30:30,285 --> 00:30:32,579
Honey, it all starts with story.
488
00:30:32,663 --> 00:30:34,790
- Am I right, Cliff?
- Yeah.
489
00:30:35,290 --> 00:30:36,792
You know,
I once made a surprise visit...
490
00:30:36,833 --> 00:30:39,378
...to a certain dictator's palace
on the Tigris River.
491
00:30:39,670 --> 00:30:40,963
Newly evacuated...
492
00:30:41,088 --> 00:30:43,799
Still smell the Havana tobacco
hanging in the air.
493
00:30:43,966 --> 00:30:45,968
We were tasked
with finding perishable intel...
494
00:30:46,009 --> 00:30:47,594
...computer disks, shit like that.
495
00:30:47,678 --> 00:30:49,388
But in the master bathroom...
496
00:30:49,596 --> 00:30:51,306
...about the
size of fucking EthiØpia,
497
00:30:51,348 --> 00:30:54,309
...by the way, these
golden dolphins for faucets...
498
00:30:54,393 --> 00:30:56,812
There was this lock box
bolted to the floor.
499
00:30:57,062 --> 00:30:59,022
Had his initials engraved on top.
500
00:30:59,273 --> 00:31:00,899
We started beating on
that fucking lock..
501
00:31:00,941 --> 00:31:02,943
Wait... Iraq?
You were in Iraq?
502
00:31:03,026 --> 00:31:06,154
Yeah, first in.
Me and my wolf pack.
503
00:31:06,405 --> 00:31:08,532
Fuck those pictures you saw
about the 4th Infantry.
504
00:31:08,615 --> 00:31:09,783
That was later.
505
00:31:09,908 --> 00:31:12,035
What I'm giving you now is
God's Real Shit.
506
00:31:12,202 --> 00:31:14,621
He's not supposed to be talking
about this stuff.
507
00:31:14,705 --> 00:31:17,708
So inside this box,
508
00:31:18,125 --> 00:31:19,835
I figure maybe cash,
509
00:31:20,210 --> 00:31:22,504
...a set of pearl handled pistolas.
510
00:31:22,713 --> 00:31:26,258
Hell, maybe some damn
fine Presidential-grade hashish.
511
00:31:26,842 --> 00:31:29,469
We finally burned it open
with 50-grain det-cord.
512
00:31:29,678 --> 00:31:31,805
It's a handy tool, det-cord.
- Yeah?
513
00:31:31,847 --> 00:31:33,849
Wrap it around a tree
three feet thick,
514
00:31:34,474 --> 00:31:36,184
...drop it across the trail
when someone's hot on your ass.
515
00:31:36,226 --> 00:31:37,811
- Remember that trick.
- Yeah.
516
00:31:38,103 --> 00:31:40,397
Yeah... Det cord.
It's a nice detail.
517
00:31:40,439 --> 00:31:42,024
You gotta get the details right, Cliff.
518
00:31:42,065 --> 00:31:44,902
Otherwise, you're just making
another big crap-tastic movie.
519
00:31:45,444 --> 00:31:47,738
So, we open this thing,
what do we find?
520
00:31:47,821 --> 00:31:49,114
What do we found?
What do we found?
521
00:31:49,239 --> 00:31:50,824
Iron Man. Avengers.
522
00:31:50,949 --> 00:31:52,659
The dude was a
Silver Age Marvel freak.
523
00:31:52,743 --> 00:31:55,370
And you know, what he had most of?
In his own personal stash?
524
00:31:55,704 --> 00:31:57,122
I don't know, Nick.
I wasn't there.
525
00:31:57,205 --> 00:31:58,790
- Sub-Mariner.
- What?
526
00:31:58,832 --> 00:31:59,833
All in French for some reason.
527
00:31:59,875 --> 00:32:02,294
"Namor, Prince of the Deep?"
Why the Sub-Mariner's?
528
00:32:02,336 --> 00:32:05,172
- Isn't that like one of the shit titles?
- One theory?
529
00:32:06,214 --> 00:32:07,382
Tug-job material.
530
00:32:07,549 --> 00:32:10,177
Mr. President had a thing for
French speaking fellahs...
531
00:32:10,218 --> 00:32:12,054
...little Speedos
and big spears.
532
00:32:12,304 --> 00:32:13,472
One theory.
533
00:32:17,643 --> 00:32:19,061
So, uh,
534
00:32:20,228 --> 00:32:22,856
You were like...
Special Ops?
535
00:32:23,482 --> 00:32:25,776
Or the Seals, Rangers?
536
00:32:28,195 --> 00:32:31,240
Officially, I'm only allowed
to say that I've been a sworn officer...
537
00:32:31,281 --> 00:32:34,117
...participating in the tactical phase
of certain missions...
538
00:32:34,159 --> 00:32:35,744
...that would make
most men wanna...
539
00:32:35,827 --> 00:32:38,372
...crawl up and hide
inside their own assholes.
540
00:32:38,956 --> 00:32:41,250
And unofficially?
541
00:32:42,334 --> 00:32:44,628
I'm a goddamn American Jedi!
542
00:32:46,338 --> 00:32:48,966
Possible Title number one,
by the way.
543
00:32:53,428 --> 00:32:54,846
You see this?
544
00:32:59,059 --> 00:33:01,103
Took frag from a bouncing betty.
545
00:33:01,270 --> 00:33:03,105
It's anti-personnel mine.
546
00:33:03,939 --> 00:33:06,817
Caved in the back of my fucking head!
547
00:33:10,153 --> 00:33:13,115
Medivacked out to Germany,
got my skull rebuilt with a...
548
00:33:13,156 --> 00:33:14,992
...space-age titanium.
549
00:33:15,242 --> 00:33:17,661
I can't go through a metal detector
without ringing cherries.
550
00:33:17,703 --> 00:33:18,870
But that's cool.
551
00:33:18,912 --> 00:33:21,748
Let's me travel with Gilligan
just about wherever I want.
552
00:33:22,374 --> 00:33:26,044
- Gilligan?
- Uh, it's a...
553
00:33:29,464 --> 00:33:31,174
My little buddy.
554
00:33:35,512 --> 00:33:37,097
That's some toothpick.
555
00:33:37,180 --> 00:33:38,599
Here's the kicker though,
556
00:33:39,266 --> 00:33:41,059
When I took that shrapnel...
557
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:42,978
I never felt it.
558
00:33:43,228 --> 00:33:44,813
I mean, I felt the impact,
559
00:33:44,855 --> 00:33:47,816
...and felt my backside go all wet.
But no real pain.
560
00:33:48,150 --> 00:33:50,694
Now maybe I don't recall
events in full...
561
00:33:50,736 --> 00:33:53,530
...they did scoop out
a little Grey Spam back there but...
562
00:33:53,947 --> 00:33:54,823
Get this.
563
00:33:55,365 --> 00:33:57,743
My wolf pack...
they will swear...
564
00:33:57,784 --> 00:34:00,120
...that I was ambulatory
for more than 17 minutes,
565
00:34:00,162 --> 00:34:02,247
...before they
forced me to lie down.
566
00:34:02,331 --> 00:34:03,332
Tackled me!
567
00:34:03,457 --> 00:34:06,585
And even then, I was looking to
monkey-fuck a Marlboro Light.
568
00:34:08,128 --> 00:34:10,756
There is no nerve endings
in the brain, Cliff.
569
00:34:12,299 --> 00:34:15,427
Remember that
when you write the scene.
570
00:34:16,345 --> 00:34:20,015
Yeah. There's some...
really good details there.
571
00:34:20,724 --> 00:34:23,560
Yeah, he is really hard to kill.
572
00:34:39,076 --> 00:34:41,203
Hey, y'all make it to the beach?
573
00:34:41,286 --> 00:34:43,038
Yeah, it's great.
Just keep going.
574
00:34:49,628 --> 00:34:51,713
You seen any rangers up ahead?
- Not that I saw.
575
00:34:51,797 --> 00:34:54,424
It's only like three miles
to the beach? We hope?
576
00:34:54,466 --> 00:34:57,594
Yeah, but... lots of
twists and turns ahead.
577
00:34:59,846 --> 00:35:04,393
Hey, the further we go,
the fewer people on the trail.
578
00:35:05,018 --> 00:35:06,603
And your point is...?
579
00:35:12,109 --> 00:35:14,945
Get back there.
Pretend you gotta pee.
580
00:35:15,988 --> 00:35:17,281
Pretend?
581
00:35:22,327 --> 00:35:25,455
The cops in Honolulu released
a photo of the killers.
582
00:35:26,164 --> 00:35:28,709
Apparently they didn't know
they were on camera.
583
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:36,883
- Shit!
- What?
584
00:35:43,223 --> 00:35:46,768
- It could be anybody.
- Are you sure about that?
585
00:35:47,603 --> 00:35:49,313
They don’t look familiar to you?
586
00:35:51,565 --> 00:35:53,400
Y'all good or what?
587
00:35:53,650 --> 00:35:55,485
I'm having a bathroom break.
588
00:35:57,362 --> 00:36:01,158
You're freaking me out.
It could be anybody.
589
00:36:02,576 --> 00:36:03,327
What?
590
00:36:03,410 --> 00:36:05,412
I mean, what do we really know
about these people?
591
00:36:05,495 --> 00:36:07,080
Aside from him and his stories?
592
00:36:07,247 --> 00:36:10,500
Which, I might add, are starting to sound
more and more bullshitty to me.
593
00:36:10,584 --> 00:36:12,711
Next thing we're gonna find out
he's got the heart of a...
594
00:36:12,753 --> 00:36:14,212
...baboon or something.
595
00:36:14,379 --> 00:36:15,756
I think, he's just trying to impress.
596
00:36:15,797 --> 00:36:17,633
I mean, he's thinking
you're gonna write him...
597
00:36:17,716 --> 00:36:19,843
...a movie about his life
or something.
598
00:36:20,594 --> 00:36:22,596
What do we know?
599
00:36:24,097 --> 00:36:27,351
Well, she's from Savannah,
her father's a controlling military shit.
600
00:36:27,434 --> 00:36:29,478
She rebelled,
she met Nick in South Carolina,
601
00:36:29,519 --> 00:36:30,938
...but he reminded her
too much of Daddy.
602
00:36:31,104 --> 00:36:33,106
He chased her until finally
giving up and moving on,
603
00:36:33,148 --> 00:36:34,983
...that's when she got interested
in him, of course.
604
00:36:35,067 --> 00:36:36,235
It's their first time in Hawaii.
605
00:36:36,276 --> 00:36:38,028
They thought Waikiki
was a little Las Vegas,
606
00:36:38,111 --> 00:36:39,947
...but they love
it here on Kauai.
607
00:36:40,739 --> 00:36:42,449
Girls talk.
608
00:36:45,744 --> 00:36:47,746
So they were on Oahu, too.
609
00:36:51,208 --> 00:36:53,210
I guess they were.
610
00:37:06,473 --> 00:37:08,475
Interesting guy, Cliff.
611
00:37:09,184 --> 00:37:10,185
Yeah.
612
00:37:10,519 --> 00:37:14,064
First man ever who wants to talk
while he's in the bathroom.
613
00:37:15,107 --> 00:37:16,942
What is going on back there?
614
00:37:19,236 --> 00:37:21,947
You keep shaking that bush
so we know you're there!
615
00:37:22,197 --> 00:37:24,324
Keep shaking that bush, Luke!
616
00:37:41,216 --> 00:37:44,177
Honey, we're supposed to be
on our honeymoon, okay?
617
00:37:44,386 --> 00:37:47,973
So slow down that
overactive brain of yours.
618
00:37:48,265 --> 00:37:50,684
Because I want to
enjoy myself here.
619
00:37:51,226 --> 00:37:53,854
Babe, we're gonna be fine.
620
00:38:07,326 --> 00:38:09,620
Well, I guess the beach
will still be there tomorrow.
621
00:38:09,870 --> 00:38:11,705
Yeah and hope we are.
622
00:38:18,253 --> 00:38:21,506
All right,
we got macaroni and cheese...
623
00:38:21,590 --> 00:38:25,469
...with real
imitation cheese.
624
00:38:25,969 --> 00:38:29,097
Honey, that's a vegetable dish
where I come from.
625
00:38:29,264 --> 00:38:30,557
What else you got?
626
00:38:30,807 --> 00:38:33,435
"Vegetarian Corned Beef Hash!?"
627
00:38:34,019 --> 00:38:37,648
- What's "Vegetarian Corned Beef Hash?"
- That is suspicious.
628
00:38:37,898 --> 00:38:41,026
But, I might...
I might dig into that, um,
629
00:38:41,401 --> 00:38:44,112
...before eating
"Chicken Omelette Surprise?"
630
00:38:44,279 --> 00:38:45,572
Oh, what's bad about that?
631
00:38:45,697 --> 00:38:49,910
Well, the surprise is that they're gonna
take the egg out of the chicken...
632
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:53,705
...whip it up, then put the chicken
back into the egg.
633
00:39:11,932 --> 00:39:13,517
It's good reflexes!
634
00:39:14,226 --> 00:39:15,644
For a writer!
635
00:39:22,901 --> 00:39:24,069
What?
636
00:39:25,070 --> 00:39:26,488
I love that stuff.
637
00:39:48,176 --> 00:39:51,013
What?
- What what?
638
00:39:51,179 --> 00:39:54,308
What do you mean "What what?"
What's everybody looking at?
639
00:39:55,559 --> 00:39:57,394
Whatever he's looking at.
640
00:40:03,483 --> 00:40:04,902
Probably just a goat.
641
00:40:05,193 --> 00:40:06,904
There's lot of them
in these valleys.
642
00:40:13,577 --> 00:40:18,081
- I haven't seen any goats.
- I don't expect you would, Cliff.
643
00:40:18,957 --> 00:40:21,793
Your situational awareness
kinda sucks.
644
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:23,128
That's not a knock.
645
00:40:23,545 --> 00:40:26,381
You're a screenwriter,
I'm a Jedi.
646
00:40:26,632 --> 00:40:28,634
It's just the different paths
we chose.
647
00:40:30,677 --> 00:40:32,387
Think they kill him first?
648
00:40:33,972 --> 00:40:36,391
Or he just drown in there?
649
00:40:37,517 --> 00:40:39,102
I always wonder.
650
00:40:40,395 --> 00:40:41,688
No, I'm good.
651
00:40:42,356 --> 00:40:44,900
Just so I know whether or not
to be offended,
652
00:40:45,150 --> 00:40:47,152
...define "situational awareness".
653
00:40:47,819 --> 00:40:50,447
What's the first thing you do
when you step onto to a plane?
654
00:40:50,906 --> 00:40:54,451
Maybe have a
sip of that fine champagne, huh?
655
00:40:55,202 --> 00:40:57,204
You do fly First Class, right?
656
00:40:58,330 --> 00:41:00,958
I put away my shit
like everyone else.
657
00:41:05,045 --> 00:41:07,756
Well, when I board a plane...
658
00:41:07,839 --> 00:41:09,841
...making my way
back to the cheap seats,
659
00:41:10,008 --> 00:41:11,426
I clock every door.
660
00:41:12,052 --> 00:41:15,013
I pace off the distance
between those exits and my seat.
661
00:41:15,180 --> 00:41:17,307
If that plane loses power
on take-Øff,
662
00:41:17,432 --> 00:41:19,977
I can make egress in the dark,
totally blind.
663
00:41:20,060 --> 00:41:23,188
If the aisle crowds up, I'm gonna
climb over the back of 36D,
664
00:41:23,272 --> 00:41:26,525
...the guy with that shiny-ass toupee,
making over the wing exit.
665
00:41:26,733 --> 00:41:28,735
And I know the handle
swings down, not up.
666
00:41:28,777 --> 00:41:30,779
And I know the door
swings in, not out.
667
00:41:30,862 --> 00:41:33,156
And I know all that
inside of 30 seconds.
668
00:41:33,323 --> 00:41:35,742
Before they even pop the cork
for you up there...
669
00:41:36,034 --> 00:41:37,869
...in Hollywood Class.
670
00:41:39,621 --> 00:41:42,332
See, if you wait
until the emergency happens...
671
00:41:42,416 --> 00:41:44,418
...before you decide
what to you do...
672
00:41:45,085 --> 00:41:46,920
...you're already died.
673
00:41:50,465 --> 00:41:53,927
- What chance... do you've of that happen?
- Happened in Sioux City.
674
00:41:54,094 --> 00:41:56,388
- Sioux City?
- DC-10.
675
00:41:56,638 --> 00:41:58,640
Rolled four times on landing.
676
00:41:59,141 --> 00:42:01,143
Wound up in a Iowa cornfield.
677
00:42:01,393 --> 00:42:03,103
112 people died.
678
00:42:03,228 --> 00:42:05,439
Yeah, I remember seeing
that on T.V.
679
00:42:05,606 --> 00:42:08,567
Yeah...
I saw it from the inside.
680
00:42:09,651 --> 00:42:13,196
He is really hard to kill.
681
00:42:18,368 --> 00:42:19,661
Let's go.
682
00:42:22,706 --> 00:42:24,124
What are you gonna do
with that thing?
683
00:42:24,249 --> 00:42:26,585
Dinner. Come on!
684
00:42:26,752 --> 00:42:30,422
Uh, dry underwear.
But thanks though.
685
00:42:31,632 --> 00:42:34,468
Here, kitty, kitty...
kitty, kitty...
686
00:42:34,635 --> 00:42:37,262
Come on, kitty, kitty...
kitty, kitty...
687
00:42:38,430 --> 00:42:39,723
Excuse me?
688
00:42:41,308 --> 00:42:42,309
Oh, it's no problem.
689
00:42:42,601 --> 00:42:45,729
You wanna stay in the kitchen
with the lady-folk, you stay.
690
00:42:46,730 --> 00:42:48,857
Oh, yeah... I'm an adult!
691
00:42:49,024 --> 00:42:51,318
So that kitty noise...
that, that...
692
00:42:51,401 --> 00:42:53,403
It's not... don't work anymore.
693
00:43:14,591 --> 00:43:18,136
You know?
It crossed my mind...
694
00:43:19,304 --> 00:43:23,392
...that it crossed your mind,
that we are the ones.
695
00:43:24,309 --> 00:43:25,727
Me and Gina.
696
00:43:27,688 --> 00:43:30,524
- The ones who...?
- It's okay, Cliff.
697
00:43:30,607 --> 00:43:33,026
That's your screenplay-writer mind
working it's magic,
698
00:43:33,151 --> 00:43:36,405
...spinning shit every which way.
You gotta think like that.
699
00:43:37,030 --> 00:43:40,158
What?
The killers?
700
00:43:40,284 --> 00:43:42,286
"The Gruesome Twosome!"
701
00:43:43,954 --> 00:43:45,747
Possible title number two.
702
00:43:46,415 --> 00:43:48,875
See now, I think
your mind's spinning Nick.
703
00:43:49,001 --> 00:43:51,461
So you think it's just coincidence
we were there at the same time.
704
00:43:51,545 --> 00:43:53,714
- On Oahu?
- Just like Cydney and I were there.
705
00:43:53,797 --> 00:43:55,966
Just lotta people on Oahu
when the murders happened.
706
00:43:56,008 --> 00:43:59,136
That's the way you look at it?
- That's exactly how I look at it, Nick.
707
00:43:59,177 --> 00:44:00,345
Good.
708
00:44:02,264 --> 00:44:04,683
Though would make a helluvan
Act Two twist.
709
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:13,609
We're not really
hunting goats here, are we?
710
00:44:14,026 --> 00:44:15,319
No.
711
00:44:17,029 --> 00:44:20,407
Then mind telling me
what the hell are we doing out here?
712
00:44:20,574 --> 00:44:22,701
We got us a shadow.
Two of them.
713
00:44:22,784 --> 00:44:24,369
Haven't identified as hostile yet.
714
00:44:24,411 --> 00:44:26,997
But they passed by our camp,
doubled back for a second look.
715
00:44:27,039 --> 00:44:30,208
And then they took cover,
somewhere here.
716
00:44:31,335 --> 00:44:33,754
I know, you didn't see them.
717
00:44:34,338 --> 00:44:36,632
- People from the falls?
- This, someone else.
718
00:44:36,673 --> 00:44:38,508
All right, we'd get back to camp.
Come on!
719
00:44:38,550 --> 00:44:40,260
Gina could take care
of herself.
720
00:44:41,345 --> 00:44:43,347
I was thinking about Cydney.
721
00:44:44,097 --> 00:44:46,099
Gina could take care of her, too.
722
00:44:46,892 --> 00:44:49,311
Are you just so
fucking with me, Nick?
723
00:44:49,478 --> 00:44:52,856
If I was the killer,
I wouldn't stay on Oahu.
724
00:44:53,649 --> 00:44:57,194
- I'd come right here.
- Wait.
725
00:44:59,238 --> 00:45:02,199
I'm a... little worried about Cliff.
726
00:45:03,659 --> 00:45:06,912
He's not really, you know,
the bow and arrow type.
727
00:45:06,995 --> 00:45:08,288
Oh, please.
728
00:45:08,664 --> 00:45:10,374
Boys are happiest when they're
hunting something...
729
00:45:10,415 --> 00:45:12,417
...they can’t quite catch.
730
00:45:13,210 --> 00:45:17,297
Besides, gives us a little
time together.
731
00:45:23,095 --> 00:45:25,389
No, dope's not really my thing.
732
00:45:28,934 --> 00:45:32,062
So what is your thing, Cydney?
733
00:45:32,145 --> 00:45:35,524
Because we really...
haven't heard yet.
734
00:45:36,692 --> 00:45:39,319
It could sound...
kinda boring to you.
735
00:45:39,653 --> 00:45:41,363
Oh, try me.
736
00:45:44,866 --> 00:45:49,162
Well, we've been working really hard
in getting pregnant.
737
00:45:49,413 --> 00:45:53,500
We're gonna have five kids,
two boys and three girls and...
738
00:45:54,501 --> 00:45:58,380
They'll be beautiful
beyond belief, of course.
739
00:45:58,630 --> 00:46:02,175
We wanna get a place in the Palisades
close to one of the bluffs.
740
00:46:02,593 --> 00:46:05,220
Long walks in summertime and...
741
00:46:05,345 --> 00:46:07,347
...watch all the boats come in.
742
00:46:07,931 --> 00:46:11,393
You know, I wanna just be... us.
743
00:46:11,476 --> 00:46:13,478
You know, our family.
744
00:46:13,812 --> 00:46:14,813
And you... I guess...
745
00:46:14,855 --> 00:46:18,525
You know, I'd just be happy
being called "Mom" and...
746
00:46:19,151 --> 00:46:21,445
..."Mrs. Cydney Anderson. "
747
00:46:23,739 --> 00:46:25,324
For a while.
748
00:46:27,826 --> 00:46:29,828
You know, there was this...
749
00:46:30,829 --> 00:46:32,831
...preacher back in Georgia.
750
00:46:33,290 --> 00:46:36,960
And he used to tell all us kids
how we'd rot in hell...
751
00:46:37,127 --> 00:46:39,922
...for having sex outside the
sanctity of marriage.
752
00:46:40,005 --> 00:46:43,675
And then one day, you know,
blessings a little hard.
753
00:46:44,051 --> 00:46:47,721
His wife caught him out back
of the Waffle House with some hooker.
754
00:46:49,681 --> 00:46:51,975
A hooker with a really big dick.
755
00:46:54,645 --> 00:46:57,064
Yeah, so...
756
00:46:57,606 --> 00:47:00,400
Now when people
wanna tell me...
757
00:47:00,442 --> 00:47:03,987
...how so fucking perfect
their lives are...
758
00:47:06,365 --> 00:47:08,075
I don't believe them.
759
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:51,618
Nick!
760
00:47:56,206 --> 00:47:58,834
I do lie about my old life sometimes.
761
00:47:59,334 --> 00:48:02,462
You see, when my parents stopped
scrapping the crap out of each other...
762
00:48:02,504 --> 00:48:04,089
and split up...
763
00:48:04,715 --> 00:48:07,968
...they decided that
they could have two kids each.
764
00:48:08,135 --> 00:48:09,428
The problem was...
765
00:48:09,845 --> 00:48:11,263
...there was five kids.
766
00:48:11,346 --> 00:48:16,310
So I did the... the foster-scare
thing for a while and...
767
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:19,605
That only lasted until
I met this guy named Rocky.
768
00:48:19,646 --> 00:48:21,648
He was couple of years older.
769
00:48:23,692 --> 00:48:27,654
And it's so funny, everyone
in the neighborhood thought...
770
00:48:27,696 --> 00:48:31,491
...he was like this
fine young gentleman, you know?
771
00:48:31,533 --> 00:48:33,660
But I saw something different in him.
772
00:48:33,744 --> 00:48:35,871
Something... risky.
773
00:48:36,288 --> 00:48:39,833
Something crooked or cool.
774
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,628
Didn't hurt that he had
his own truck, neither.
775
00:48:43,462 --> 00:48:44,755
He did.
776
00:48:45,756 --> 00:48:47,174
Wrong paint on one door.
777
00:48:47,215 --> 00:48:50,052
But damn, he had some
nice chrome wheels on it.
778
00:48:50,260 --> 00:48:51,970
Yeah, I know Rocky.
779
00:48:52,763 --> 00:48:55,057
Yeah, this one night, he...
780
00:48:55,599 --> 00:48:57,601
...drove me on to the lake.
781
00:48:58,810 --> 00:49:01,438
And it was hot and raining.
782
00:49:01,688 --> 00:49:07,236
And I had the top button of my shorts
all undone for this guy.
783
00:49:08,862 --> 00:49:11,990
Just hoping this is why
we came down here.
784
00:49:12,407 --> 00:49:14,409
Oh, my God!
785
00:49:14,826 --> 00:49:18,497
I remember, the way the cracks
in the vinyl seat...
786
00:49:18,580 --> 00:49:20,582
...were pinching
the back of my legs.
787
00:49:21,208 --> 00:49:22,417
You know, and that
was bothering me...
788
00:49:22,459 --> 00:49:25,087
...but what he was doing
with his fingers sure wasn't.
789
00:49:25,796 --> 00:49:29,967
And suddenly he was in my hand
all slippery and nice...
790
00:49:30,342 --> 00:49:31,677
He's about to go off...
791
00:49:31,718 --> 00:49:35,097
...and I'm about to cum for, like,
the first time ever.
792
00:49:37,432 --> 00:49:40,686
And then...
he puts the headlights on...
793
00:49:42,187 --> 00:49:45,315
...and makes me get out
of the car and to go...
794
00:49:46,316 --> 00:49:49,570
...to look at something
over by a pile of leaves.
795
00:49:52,698 --> 00:49:55,826
And it was Goldie,
the neighbor's labrador.
796
00:49:57,411 --> 00:49:59,413
And he still had...
797
00:50:00,372 --> 00:50:02,791
still had the panty-hose
wrapped around his neck...
798
00:50:02,874 --> 00:50:05,127
...from when he had hung it
from the tree.
799
00:50:10,882 --> 00:50:14,970
He said he would kill me
if I ever told anybody.
800
00:50:20,601 --> 00:50:22,603
Did you ever tell anybody?
801
00:50:27,774 --> 00:50:29,359
Yeah!
802
00:50:31,653 --> 00:50:33,238
Right now.
803
00:50:50,213 --> 00:50:53,342
You know, it always amazes me
how much people talk about themselves...
804
00:50:53,383 --> 00:50:54,968
...when they're on vacation.
805
00:50:55,052 --> 00:50:57,346
Talk to people
they only just met.
806
00:50:58,555 --> 00:51:03,477
Yes... yeah.
807
00:51:34,841 --> 00:51:35,842
Hey, what are you doing?
808
00:51:38,512 --> 00:51:39,930
Cliff? Yeah?
809
00:51:40,138 --> 00:51:43,100
- Cliff Anderson?
- What are you doing?
810
00:51:43,475 --> 00:51:45,310
I thought it was you,
but then I saw four peeps...
811
00:51:45,352 --> 00:51:47,604
...instead of two, you know?
I got it all mixed up.
812
00:51:47,771 --> 00:51:48,522
But what are you doing here?
813
00:51:48,605 --> 00:51:50,190
Why are you following us
and who's that female?
814
00:51:50,274 --> 00:51:52,943
- It's my bitch, Jessie.
- But what are you doing here?
815
00:51:52,985 --> 00:51:56,530
Your permits, brother!
You went leaving them at the store, okay?
816
00:51:58,657 --> 00:52:01,285
- You came all this way to...?
- Aunty thought you'd need them.
817
00:52:01,535 --> 00:52:03,120
This ain't the mainland, brother.
818
00:52:03,245 --> 00:52:04,830
We do that shit here, okay?
819
00:52:05,455 --> 00:52:07,874
Okay? Okay?
820
00:52:07,958 --> 00:52:09,960
- All right, I'm sorry.
- Easy...
821
00:52:10,627 --> 00:52:12,921
No, no, hey, I'm sorry.
822
00:52:14,214 --> 00:52:16,049
I guess we're all just stressed...
823
00:52:16,091 --> 00:52:18,385
...with those killers
being over here now.
824
00:52:18,468 --> 00:52:20,345
I'm... I'm really sorry.
825
00:52:20,429 --> 00:52:21,847
- Here.
- No, no, no!
826
00:52:22,264 --> 00:52:23,557
On this island?
827
00:52:24,433 --> 00:52:26,268
My papers, brother.
828
00:52:27,561 --> 00:52:31,106
I saw a news report on it.
You didn't?
829
00:52:31,356 --> 00:52:34,192
No...
I don't watch the news.
830
00:52:34,526 --> 00:52:38,196
- It's way too... informational.
- Fuck!
831
00:52:38,655 --> 00:52:40,657
Hey, just...
832
00:52:40,824 --> 00:52:43,660
why don't you come back to camp
and have some dinner with us?
833
00:52:44,286 --> 00:52:47,664
Okay? You and
your... bitch friend.
834
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:49,041
Thanks, brother.
835
00:52:49,124 --> 00:52:51,418
You know, I'm not feeling the
running stream of love here.
836
00:52:51,460 --> 00:52:52,377
You know, what I mean?
837
00:52:52,544 --> 00:52:56,089
Here's your permit.
I'm going back to town.
838
00:52:56,632 --> 00:52:58,342
Careful on the trail, huh?
839
00:52:59,134 --> 00:53:01,428
Mess you up good
unless you know it good.
840
00:53:17,194 --> 00:53:19,321
Hey, where have you been?
Are you okay?
841
00:53:19,363 --> 00:53:20,530
Yeah.
842
00:53:21,031 --> 00:53:22,241
Where's Nicko at?
843
00:53:22,324 --> 00:53:25,577
Last time I saw him,
he was... up...
844
00:53:26,078 --> 00:53:27,913
I don't know, over there...
845
00:53:39,633 --> 00:53:41,468
Well, look at that!
846
00:53:45,764 --> 00:53:48,600
Yeah, baby, look at that.
847
00:53:50,602 --> 00:53:52,312
Hold this for me, please?
848
00:53:52,646 --> 00:53:54,940
One to the neck,
I broke it off.
849
00:53:55,065 --> 00:53:56,483
The body's clean.
850
00:53:57,901 --> 00:54:00,320
Baby, you are a "Man in full. "
851
00:54:00,404 --> 00:54:02,406
But howzabout putting
the head that away...
852
00:54:02,489 --> 00:54:05,117
...so the blood runs downhill
instead of all over our shit?
853
00:54:05,617 --> 00:54:06,201
Okay.
854
00:54:06,285 --> 00:54:09,955
And howzabout, you'd make sure
cinch off the oesophagus this time?
855
00:54:10,038 --> 00:54:11,456
So you don't foul the meat.
856
00:54:11,582 --> 00:54:13,709
Oh, I'm sorry...
you're gonna do this or am I?
857
00:54:16,962 --> 00:54:18,255
I ran into your friends.
858
00:54:18,338 --> 00:54:20,632
They looked a little spooked.
What'd you say to them?
859
00:54:20,966 --> 00:54:23,635
- Just, uh...
- Hey, Cliff, can I see that thing?
860
00:54:26,013 --> 00:54:27,306
Thank you.
861
00:54:30,183 --> 00:54:32,811
You see, I spent a summer...
862
00:54:33,312 --> 00:54:36,857
in the meat department
at Piggly Wiggly's, so...
863
00:54:37,983 --> 00:54:42,905
this aint nothing to me.
But if you're squeamish...
864
00:54:43,363 --> 00:54:46,199
You wanna get all the way
back here... the anus...
865
00:54:46,533 --> 00:54:48,368
And now what you wanna do is...
866
00:54:48,869 --> 00:54:52,748
Get the bag, well,
the gut bag... out.
867
00:54:54,625 --> 00:54:59,129
I mean, I find that more interesting
than gory, really.
868
00:55:02,591 --> 00:55:04,176
Are you guys hungry?
869
00:55:14,645 --> 00:55:15,812
Okay...
870
00:55:17,481 --> 00:55:20,734
These two have graduated
to the official...
871
00:55:21,068 --> 00:55:23,362
...crazy category.
You know that, right?
872
00:55:24,196 --> 00:55:27,324
So let's just pack our bags
and get out of here.
873
00:55:27,407 --> 00:55:28,825
We can make some excuse.
874
00:55:28,909 --> 00:55:30,619
- We can...
- Like what?
875
00:55:30,827 --> 00:55:33,956
- Like, we think you are the killers?
- No!
876
00:55:34,122 --> 00:55:36,959
But we can say...
one of us doesn't feel good.
877
00:55:37,125 --> 00:55:38,961
Or something, look, we don't have
to go through with this.
878
00:55:39,044 --> 00:55:40,462
- We can just packup our bags...
- Hey, look!
879
00:55:40,545 --> 00:55:43,382
It was hard enough getting in here.
We can't just leave.
880
00:55:44,925 --> 00:55:46,510
What do you suggest?
881
00:55:50,264 --> 00:55:52,558
It's only two more miles
to the beach, right?
882
00:55:52,724 --> 00:55:55,352
- Two long miles!
- I know!
883
00:55:55,852 --> 00:55:58,480
But I think we have to
ride this thing out.
884
00:55:59,022 --> 00:56:01,942
Keep Nick talking,
keep him thinking,
885
00:56:01,984 --> 00:56:04,278
...he's gonna be the star
of some Hollywood movie.
886
00:56:04,403 --> 00:56:05,821
Keep them both happy.
887
00:56:06,029 --> 00:56:08,865
So that everybody
gets to that beach alive.
888
00:56:13,328 --> 00:56:15,956
But we keep our game face on.
889
00:56:16,498 --> 00:56:17,791
Do not let them know...
890
00:56:17,874 --> 00:56:20,502
...that anything is wrong here.
Do you understand me?
891
00:56:21,378 --> 00:56:24,339
Hey, do you understood me?
892
00:56:25,924 --> 00:56:27,926
Can you hold that?
893
00:56:39,021 --> 00:56:42,399
I just thought we were gonna
have a real honeymoon.
894
00:56:50,824 --> 00:56:54,077
Rise and shine!
Wake up, folks!
895
00:56:54,786 --> 00:56:56,788
Out of your tents, now!
896
00:56:58,790 --> 00:57:00,500
Outside, now!
897
00:57:02,669 --> 00:57:05,088
We wanna see all your faces!
898
00:57:09,217 --> 00:57:12,054
Shit!
It was only one goat!
899
00:57:24,524 --> 00:57:26,652
This is the Kauai County police.
900
00:57:26,777 --> 00:57:30,656
We want you face down
on the ground, now!
901
00:57:42,167 --> 00:57:43,752
Those boys are coming in heavy.
902
00:57:43,835 --> 00:57:46,255
You might wanna hang back,
let them do their thing.
903
00:57:49,883 --> 00:57:50,926
Get down on the ground!
- Fucking pigs!
904
00:57:51,009 --> 00:57:52,010
Raise your hands!
905
00:57:52,219 --> 00:57:54,054
Fuck you! What're you messing
with us for, man?
906
00:57:54,179 --> 00:57:56,306
We got nothing to do with it.
Nothing!
907
00:57:59,434 --> 00:58:01,019
Just hold it, right there!
908
00:58:03,814 --> 00:58:07,192
So what the hell they do?
- I can't say.
909
00:58:07,526 --> 00:58:09,236
Quit groping me!
910
00:58:11,196 --> 00:58:13,031
All right, man!
- Hey, relax!
911
00:58:13,156 --> 00:58:16,118
Does it has something to do
with murders in Honolulu?
912
00:58:16,827 --> 00:58:18,412
Really can't say.
913
00:58:20,247 --> 00:58:23,792
It's those guys...
it's Kale and Cleo.
914
00:58:24,126 --> 00:58:25,419
They think it's them!
915
00:58:25,544 --> 00:58:26,837
Hey, baby, don't worry!
Relax!
916
00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:28,338
They ain't got nothing on us!
917
00:58:28,505 --> 00:58:30,215
I will sue your fucking ass!
918
00:58:30,632 --> 00:58:32,759
You go ahead, man.
Look all you want.
919
00:58:33,093 --> 00:58:35,929
Is there a gun in there?
Show me a gun.
920
00:58:39,683 --> 00:58:41,977
We almost picked
these guys up in the car.
921
00:59:03,999 --> 00:59:05,584
What the fuck, man!
922
00:59:11,089 --> 00:59:12,674
You know, I have to admit...
I...
923
00:59:12,925 --> 00:59:14,927
I thought it might have been
you guys.
924
00:59:16,053 --> 00:59:17,471
Are you joking?
925
00:59:17,679 --> 00:59:19,973
So much for our game face, huh?
926
00:59:20,224 --> 00:59:22,434
I can't believe it!
I thought it was you!
927
00:59:22,517 --> 00:59:24,937
I gotta admit... your face!
928
00:59:27,940 --> 00:59:30,067
You, the killer?
929
00:59:52,339 --> 00:59:54,341
Well, whoopty-tah!
930
00:59:57,928 --> 01:00:00,222
Ample time to sunset, too, huh?
931
01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:03,058
Outstanding!
932
01:00:09,022 --> 01:00:10,023
Hey, you guys!
933
01:00:10,315 --> 01:00:11,608
Mind getting a shot...
934
01:00:11,733 --> 01:00:12,985
...of us
in front of this rainbow?
935
01:00:13,026 --> 01:00:15,237
Oh, baby, I look like hell.
936
01:00:15,279 --> 01:00:17,030
- No, you look great.
- Come on!
937
01:00:17,114 --> 01:00:19,116
You... you're a good liar.
938
01:00:20,576 --> 01:00:22,411
- All right, here we go.
- Okay.
939
01:00:24,746 --> 01:00:27,040
- Just point and shoot it, huh?
- Yeah.
940
01:00:27,291 --> 01:00:30,669
- Right, rolling!
- Hey!
941
01:00:31,962 --> 01:00:34,381
We survived the rail!
942
01:00:34,715 --> 01:00:36,425
And our honeymoon!
943
01:02:03,095 --> 01:02:04,930
There are sea caves
down the coast.
944
01:02:05,013 --> 01:02:07,307
Yeah.. read about that.
945
01:02:07,558 --> 01:02:09,393
West-southwest,
round this point, I guess.
946
01:02:09,476 --> 01:02:10,644
So let's do it!
947
01:02:12,813 --> 01:02:14,648
No, I cut a deal with these guys.
948
01:02:14,690 --> 01:02:17,651
I got two kayaks,
one hour, 40 bucks.
949
01:02:17,943 --> 01:02:19,945
And no, you don't owe me 20.
950
01:02:20,153 --> 01:02:21,989
Yeah, I just got plans, that's all.
951
01:02:22,239 --> 01:02:25,492
- What kind of plans do you have?
- Covert plans.
952
01:02:25,576 --> 01:02:27,286
You do know
how to handle a kayak?
953
01:02:27,369 --> 01:02:29,997
Pallie, I've done shark fishing
in a kayak!
954
01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:31,915
- Of course!
- Loud and real, coast off Alaska.
955
01:02:31,999 --> 01:02:33,500
Kinda 400 pound
sand beach shark.
956
01:02:33,584 --> 01:02:36,003
He put up hell of a fight, but you know
who's gonna win that battle.
957
01:02:36,086 --> 01:02:38,088
Nick, are any of your stories true?
958
01:02:38,171 --> 01:02:39,339
You want me to
send you pictures?
959
01:02:39,423 --> 01:02:40,841
- Yeah.
- Yeah...
960
01:02:41,008 --> 01:02:42,426
Come on, let's go!
961
01:02:43,719 --> 01:02:46,555
Come on! It give us a chance
to talk about our movie deal.
962
01:02:50,934 --> 01:02:52,227
Cydney!
963
01:02:53,729 --> 01:02:56,023
Tell her I'll be back
for a sunset walk.
964
01:02:56,106 --> 01:02:57,524
Me and Gina!
965
01:03:13,540 --> 01:03:15,542
Where are they going?
966
01:03:20,255 --> 01:03:24,134
- What?
- To the sea caves.
967
01:03:24,468 --> 01:03:26,470
They won't be long!
968
01:03:27,679 --> 01:03:29,681
Son of a bitch!
969
01:04:49,011 --> 01:04:52,139
Nick! Wait!
Don't go!
970
01:04:54,850 --> 01:04:56,018
Nick!
971
01:04:56,768 --> 01:05:00,147
Hey, what is she saying?
- I don't know.
972
01:05:00,606 --> 01:05:02,190
Come back!
Come back!
973
01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:05,402
She got a nice bounce to
her though, don't she?
974
01:05:05,944 --> 01:05:07,112
Nick!
975
01:05:07,404 --> 01:05:09,823
Sunset! I'm coming back!
976
01:05:10,782 --> 01:05:12,910
Damn it! Nick!
977
01:05:32,596 --> 01:05:34,306
Come on, come on, come on!
978
01:05:34,598 --> 01:05:36,016
Come on! Come on!
979
01:05:39,645 --> 01:05:40,938
Shit!
980
01:06:36,535 --> 01:06:38,120
Are you running out of gas?
981
01:06:42,291 --> 01:06:44,293
Our own tactical frequency, huh?
982
01:06:44,918 --> 01:06:47,546
I just wanna make assure
we get you back in time.
983
01:06:47,921 --> 01:06:51,049
- Copy that. Jedi out.
- Jedi out.
984
01:07:28,545 --> 01:07:30,380
Outstanding!
985
01:08:17,386 --> 01:08:18,679
Shit!
986
01:08:19,263 --> 01:08:20,847
Where are you?
987
01:08:23,433 --> 01:08:27,104
Gotta ask you something.
- Shoot!
988
01:08:27,938 --> 01:08:29,773
What is that?
989
01:08:31,900 --> 01:08:34,736
"Shake that bush. "
What is... What is that mean?
990
01:08:35,571 --> 01:08:36,738
Kidding me?
991
01:08:39,491 --> 01:08:41,785
What some Special Op lingo?
992
01:08:46,832 --> 01:08:49,251
"What we have got here is...
993
01:08:49,751 --> 01:08:52,045
...failure to communicate. "
994
01:08:55,340 --> 01:08:57,342
It's Paul Newman,
"Cool Hand Luke. "
995
01:08:57,593 --> 01:08:59,428
Right before he breaks
from the chain-gang.
996
01:08:59,511 --> 01:09:01,096
You should know that.
997
01:09:01,847 --> 01:09:03,557
I should, yeah!
998
01:09:18,989 --> 01:09:20,991
He goes in alive...
999
01:09:48,310 --> 01:09:50,312
Well, the stories were great, Nick.
1000
01:09:51,897 --> 01:09:53,190
They're really helpful.
1001
01:09:53,398 --> 01:09:55,525
But your situational awareness?
1002
01:09:56,485 --> 01:09:58,320
It actually kinda sucks!
1003
01:10:04,368 --> 01:10:06,995
- Cliff...
- Call me Nick.
1004
01:11:14,855 --> 01:11:16,440
Rule number one...
1005
01:11:18,609 --> 01:11:20,736
Never cut fØrensics a break.
1006
01:11:40,172 --> 01:11:42,591
It always amazes me how much
people talk about themselves...
1007
01:11:42,633 --> 01:11:43,800
...when they're on vacation.
1008
01:11:43,926 --> 01:11:45,636
Talk to people they just met.
1009
01:11:46,762 --> 01:11:48,055
How did she say?
1010
01:11:49,181 --> 01:11:51,600
It always amazes me how much
people talk about themselves...
1011
01:11:51,642 --> 01:11:52,935
...when they're on vacation.
1012
01:11:53,060 --> 01:11:54,770
Talk to people they just met.
1013
01:11:56,355 --> 01:11:58,649
Wait, what was...
what was the other one?
1014
01:12:00,025 --> 01:12:01,735
We say screenwriter.
1015
01:12:02,110 --> 01:12:04,112
We say screenwriter...
writer.
1016
01:12:04,404 --> 01:12:05,697
We say it's screenwriter.
1017
01:12:05,864 --> 01:12:08,158
I'm gonna give you some books.
- Yeah.
1018
01:12:09,785 --> 01:12:12,204
Yeah, working on a, uh,
two week punch-up.
1019
01:12:14,539 --> 01:12:17,501
And we invited...
I had to invite my other sisters,
1020
01:12:17,542 --> 01:12:19,253
...you know,
my sorority sisters.
1021
01:12:19,419 --> 01:12:21,129
I basically hooked them up.
1022
01:12:21,421 --> 01:12:23,131
Check this out!
Hello?
1023
01:12:23,215 --> 01:12:26,885
Yeah, we're in pre-production
in Canada...
1024
01:12:27,386 --> 01:12:30,639
And we're... still casting up.
1025
01:12:30,722 --> 01:12:31,890
Hey, my brother is a dick.
1026
01:12:31,974 --> 01:12:33,559
I don't know
why I'm telling you this.
1027
01:12:33,600 --> 01:12:34,768
We just came here to dance.
1028
01:12:34,851 --> 01:12:37,479
You dance with who brung ya, Cliff,
you dance with who brung ya.
1029
01:12:37,563 --> 01:12:39,690
I absolutely love you...
1030
01:12:39,815 --> 01:12:41,650
...just the most magical weekend.
1031
01:12:41,900 --> 01:12:43,485
Our wedding haul!
1032
01:12:43,569 --> 01:12:46,405
Magical! Magical!
1033
01:12:53,662 --> 01:12:56,290
This is the happiest day of my life!
1034
01:13:08,510 --> 01:13:10,512
She was kind of classy, huh?
1035
01:13:11,013 --> 01:13:13,432
Hey, Rule Two.
1036
01:13:14,808 --> 01:13:16,643
Keep your game face on.
1037
01:13:20,439 --> 01:13:21,607
Come on, honey.
1038
01:13:42,377 --> 01:13:45,339
Babe, get a picture of me
with Honolulu in the back.
1039
01:13:46,924 --> 01:13:49,468
I have a better idea.
Let's get the both of us.
1040
01:13:49,551 --> 01:13:51,887
It's right there!
It's right there! Help!
1041
01:13:52,429 --> 01:13:54,973
Excuse me, can you...
1042
01:13:55,599 --> 01:13:58,560
Whoa, whoa... wait, wait!
- Crap!
1043
01:13:59,102 --> 01:14:01,396
- Honolulu!
- Hawaii!
1044
01:14:02,147 --> 01:14:04,149
We made it!
We made it!
1045
01:14:04,566 --> 01:14:05,734
Shit!
1046
01:14:08,362 --> 01:14:10,239
Maybe that wasn't the
one to Kauai.
1047
01:14:10,614 --> 01:14:12,032
- Pretty sure it was, doll baby.
- No, no, no.
1048
01:14:12,115 --> 01:14:14,243
It's probably the one to Kauai,
smaller boat.
1049
01:14:14,409 --> 01:14:16,245
We are looking for something...
more substantial,
1050
01:14:16,328 --> 01:14:18,914
- something with some big-ass...
- Have a look right there.
1051
01:14:19,122 --> 01:14:20,290
Pretty sure it was.
1052
01:14:20,958 --> 01:14:22,334
Let's see how much time
we need to kill.
1053
01:14:22,417 --> 01:14:25,629
You know, if you're so freaking smart,
you'd play stupid once in a while.
1054
01:14:25,712 --> 01:14:26,964
That would be your job.
1055
01:14:30,676 --> 01:14:32,386
Something I can show you?
1056
01:14:34,054 --> 01:14:36,181
Well, not me, but...
1057
01:14:36,473 --> 01:14:40,102
...see that dangerously
handsome man over there?
1058
01:14:40,185 --> 01:14:42,104
When he comes in here
and asks you, what I was looking at,
1059
01:14:42,187 --> 01:14:44,022
...can you show him this ring?
1060
01:14:44,189 --> 01:14:45,774
And that one.
1061
01:14:46,275 --> 01:14:49,528
And let's not deny him
that little rascal right there.
1062
01:14:50,028 --> 01:14:53,407
Seems like he's more interested
in water sports, right now.
1063
01:14:53,574 --> 01:14:55,659
Well, that's just an operational cover.
1064
01:14:55,742 --> 01:14:57,786
Trust me,
he is watching us.
1065
01:14:57,953 --> 01:15:00,455
Any second now,
he's gonna come in here.
1066
01:15:00,622 --> 01:15:02,332
Drag me out and then...
1067
01:15:02,624 --> 01:15:03,584
...forget some.
1068
01:15:03,959 --> 01:15:06,211
He'd double-back
and ask you all private-like,
1069
01:15:06,295 --> 01:15:08,088
...what was that
what I was looking at.
1070
01:15:08,297 --> 01:15:09,881
Been playing this game awhile?
1071
01:15:10,883 --> 01:15:12,050
Nicko...
1072
01:15:12,217 --> 01:15:15,470
I love him to tears, but
he does take his own sweet time.
1073
01:15:16,013 --> 01:15:17,598
Anytime, hon.
1074
01:15:20,809 --> 01:15:23,103
You know what? Also show him
that one, right there.
1075
01:15:23,270 --> 01:15:24,438
Okay?
1076
01:15:27,232 --> 01:15:29,067
Shit!
- What?
1077
01:15:29,151 --> 01:15:30,319
Left my drink.
1078
01:15:30,569 --> 01:15:33,405
- Well, let's go back and get it.
- No, no, no, I'll get it.
1079
01:15:35,782 --> 01:15:38,619
- I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
1080
01:15:40,329 --> 01:15:41,914
I'll wait right here.
1081
01:15:46,168 --> 01:15:50,672
And let's not forget
this little rascal right here.
1082
01:15:54,051 --> 01:15:56,345
So I take it
you're planning the next step?
1083
01:15:56,386 --> 01:16:00,641
Oh, I got plans.
Covert plans.
1084
01:16:01,642 --> 01:16:04,770
I'm gonna make a sunset proposal
on Kalalau Beach.
1085
01:16:04,811 --> 01:16:07,940
Okay, I just need to make sure
that this isn't gonna be...
1086
01:16:08,023 --> 01:16:09,191
you know, underwhelming
1087
01:16:09,233 --> 01:16:12,986
...compared to whatever's stuck inside
that twangy little head of hers.
1088
01:16:13,237 --> 01:16:14,655
You know, let me...
1089
01:16:19,785 --> 01:16:21,203
Is that gonna work?
1090
01:16:22,329 --> 01:16:24,164
If it's truly gonna
disappoint her,
1091
01:16:24,248 --> 01:16:25,832
I'll roll over
and play dead for you.
1092
01:16:25,916 --> 01:16:27,084
Gonna be the easiest mark
you ever had.
1093
01:16:27,167 --> 01:16:29,169
Just please,
help me get it right.
1094
01:16:29,419 --> 01:16:31,922
Gina is gonna be the first
and the last for me.
1095
01:16:32,089 --> 01:16:33,382
She is the one.
1096
01:16:34,758 --> 01:16:36,343
Well, to tell you the truth...
1097
01:16:40,347 --> 01:16:42,349
I think she'll love anything
you give her.
1098
01:16:42,683 --> 01:16:44,309
So you didn't buy anything?
1099
01:16:44,434 --> 01:16:46,853
- What I wanna buy in there?
- I don't know.
1100
01:16:46,937 --> 01:16:50,357
I mean, just took you so long
I was thinking may be they got you.
1101
01:16:50,440 --> 01:16:52,276
No, no, I got away clean.
1102
01:16:52,442 --> 01:16:55,362
Yeah, it's 16:00 hrs,
we should catch that ferry.
1103
01:16:59,616 --> 01:17:01,743
Where is your drink?
- Goddamn it!
1104
01:17:04,580 --> 01:17:06,290
No!
1105
01:17:11,878 --> 01:17:15,257
This is the scene right now
in the Harbour area near Pier 19.
1106
01:17:15,632 --> 01:17:17,926
Where, late today,
a City trash collector...
1107
01:17:18,010 --> 01:17:21,263
...stumbled upon what appears
to be another of those homicides.
1108
01:17:21,346 --> 01:17:23,974
Come on, this ain't got
nothing to do with us.
1109
01:17:31,857 --> 01:17:35,235
Congratulations Mr. Anderson,
it's part of the honeymoon package.
1110
01:17:35,569 --> 01:17:37,279
Thanks, you're the best.
1111
01:17:38,488 --> 01:17:40,616
Take this too.
- Mahalo!
1112
01:17:53,629 --> 01:17:55,213
Fucking repeat.
1113
01:18:21,156 --> 01:18:22,991
Tell me it'll never end.
1114
01:18:24,451 --> 01:18:25,911
It will end.
1115
01:18:26,995 --> 01:18:29,831
Trick is to have
more starts than ends.
1116
01:18:30,457 --> 01:18:31,875
Hate this whole...
1117
01:18:32,125 --> 01:18:35,671
...C-world
always playing catch up.
1118
01:18:41,843 --> 01:18:44,471
All I wanna do
is catch up on my sleep.
1119
01:18:46,098 --> 01:18:48,934
- Rule Number Three...
- Oh, go away with your rules!
1120
01:18:49,184 --> 01:18:52,020
Nothing is getting me off
this balcony today.
1121
01:18:55,357 --> 01:18:58,902
You're such an incredible asshole!
- Asshole!
1122
01:18:59,570 --> 01:19:02,114
Hey, never wear the same skin
too long.
1123
01:19:02,864 --> 01:19:04,157
We keep moving.
1124
01:19:07,202 --> 01:19:10,747
Hey baby, look at Kale and Cleo
getting married on Oahu.
1125
01:19:12,374 --> 01:19:13,959
Suitable for framing.
1126
01:19:16,795 --> 01:19:19,756
While we're still young, Cliff!
- One sec!
1127
01:19:23,802 --> 01:19:27,180
Here's your permits.
I'm going back to town.
1128
01:19:27,639 --> 01:19:29,057
Careful on the trail, huh?
1129
01:19:29,349 --> 01:19:31,476
Mess you up good
unless you know it good.
1130
01:19:31,810 --> 01:19:33,103
Hey, wait a minute...
1131
01:19:34,146 --> 01:19:36,440
Maybe you're allowed to
carry guns out here?
1132
01:19:36,607 --> 01:19:38,609
Guns? No, no.
Who's got guns?
1133
01:19:38,859 --> 01:19:41,987
A guy named Kale,
runs with a girl named Cleo.
1134
01:19:42,237 --> 01:19:46,450
I think it was a 9mm.
I'm not too good at these things.
1135
01:19:46,617 --> 01:19:49,995
Maybe when you get back,
you can tell somebody about it, okay?
1136
01:19:50,537 --> 01:19:53,373
Let the cops decide
if it's important or not.
1137
01:19:54,082 --> 01:19:56,376
You keep shaking that bush
so we know you're there!
1138
01:19:57,044 --> 01:19:59,171
Keep shaking that bush, Luke!
1139
01:20:00,714 --> 01:20:03,133
What is this idiot talking about?
1140
01:20:06,678 --> 01:20:09,806
I say we let Nick
keep pitching his stories.
1141
01:20:10,474 --> 01:20:12,309
Let him dig his own grave.
1142
01:20:13,560 --> 01:20:17,105
This isn't Honolulu and he's not
some soft-boy screenplay writer.
1143
01:20:17,189 --> 01:20:20,567
What, you actually buy this
Jedi shit?
1144
01:20:21,318 --> 01:20:24,279
Gets his skull opened up by
a land-mine and just walks it off?
1145
01:20:24,363 --> 01:20:25,447
He's trying to impress me.
1146
01:20:25,530 --> 01:20:28,575
Me, because he thinks I'm gonna
make a movie about his life,
1147
01:20:28,742 --> 01:20:31,370
...everything becomes exaggerated
and overblown.
1148
01:20:32,371 --> 01:20:34,498
Trust me, I know a narcissist
when I see one.
1149
01:20:34,957 --> 01:20:36,959
This guy... amateur-hour.
1150
01:20:37,584 --> 01:20:39,002
Screenwriter!
1151
01:20:39,544 --> 01:20:42,381
I don't know...
if half his stories are true?
1152
01:20:42,506 --> 01:20:47,553
Look, I know exactly what he is.
He has no clue what I am.
1153
01:20:47,719 --> 01:20:49,721
That's the advantage
that we exploit.
1154
01:20:51,640 --> 01:20:55,602
We'll do it on the beach.
- There will be people there.
1155
01:20:56,353 --> 01:20:59,481
- So?
- I just think we're rushing.
1156
01:21:01,817 --> 01:21:04,236
Don't tell me
you're starting to like Gina.
1157
01:21:04,736 --> 01:21:07,030
See, that's your mistake.
1158
01:21:07,239 --> 01:21:11,201
- You too close, you're too attached...
- Maybe I'm starting to like Cydney.
1159
01:21:12,119 --> 01:21:13,287
Bigger mistake!
1160
01:21:15,455 --> 01:21:17,165
She's a nice girl.
1161
01:21:18,458 --> 01:21:21,837
I want you to start thinking about me
the way Cliff would think of her.
1162
01:21:22,004 --> 01:21:23,422
Even if it's not real.
1163
01:21:23,505 --> 01:21:26,884
Even if you're physically incapable
of feeling anything.
1164
01:21:29,011 --> 01:21:31,638
I want you to pretend that part, too.
1165
01:21:38,478 --> 01:21:41,440
We're supposed to be on our
honeymoon, okay?
1166
01:21:41,607 --> 01:21:45,485
This is one of the most beautiful
places on Earth, rain or shine, so...
1167
01:21:45,652 --> 01:21:48,614
Slow down that
overactive brain of yours.
1168
01:21:48,780 --> 01:21:50,782
I want to enjoy myself here.
1169
01:21:53,160 --> 01:21:56,538
Babe, we're gonna be fine.
1170
01:22:17,976 --> 01:22:20,270
Sometimes it seems like...
1171
01:22:20,520 --> 01:22:22,731
...like nothing exists
until we get there,
1172
01:22:22,814 --> 01:22:24,524
...until we put our eyes on it.
1173
01:22:24,608 --> 01:22:27,236
Like the whole fucking world
was manufactured...
1174
01:22:27,319 --> 01:22:29,738
...for our wants and needs,
you know?
1175
01:22:34,034 --> 01:22:35,202
You think it'll be a nice sunset?
1176
01:22:35,285 --> 01:22:38,538
I mean like if I take,
if I just turn my head...
1177
01:22:39,039 --> 01:22:39,873
You know?
1178
01:22:39,957 --> 01:22:42,084
For just a minute and...
but don't tell me.
1179
01:22:42,167 --> 01:22:46,255
But does everything just stop?
Just shut down?
1180
01:22:46,838 --> 01:22:51,051
Go into some energy saving
hibernation mode.
1181
01:22:51,468 --> 01:22:55,973
Till I choose to
reactivate them by simply...
1182
01:22:59,768 --> 01:23:02,187
You should say sweet stuff
to me sometimes.
1183
01:23:02,271 --> 01:23:04,898
Look at this... look at that.
1184
01:23:05,065 --> 01:23:07,693
I mean, fucking idiots, man.
1185
01:23:08,777 --> 01:23:09,778
Just say it.
1186
01:23:09,861 --> 01:23:12,155
How many times
do I need to tell you?
1187
01:23:12,698 --> 01:23:16,577
If there's anyone in this world
that I could love, it's you.
1188
01:23:16,785 --> 01:23:20,330
- Why is that never enough?
- Just forget about it.
1189
01:23:27,671 --> 01:23:28,839
Look.
1190
01:23:29,423 --> 01:23:32,968
You helped create this
fevered dream of immortality.
1191
01:23:33,427 --> 01:23:36,054
You are the privileged witness...
1192
01:23:36,221 --> 01:23:39,766
...who's gonna help me lead
a hundred different lives.
1193
01:23:49,484 --> 01:23:51,904
How about this for a new rule?
1194
01:23:53,196 --> 01:23:56,575
Always be sincere even if you're not.
1195
01:23:59,077 --> 01:24:01,371
I know that in some bend way,
1196
01:24:01,622 --> 01:24:04,750
...your need for detachment fits
my need for attachment.
1197
01:24:04,833 --> 01:24:05,709
That's it!
1198
01:24:05,876 --> 01:24:08,003
It's fitting fucking and fucking fit!
1199
01:24:08,128 --> 01:24:09,963
I get it, okay?
1200
01:24:10,797 --> 01:24:13,634
Let's stop lying to ourselves, okay?
1201
01:24:18,013 --> 01:24:19,848
I'm not lying now.
1202
01:24:20,224 --> 01:24:22,517
I love the idea of loving you.
1203
01:24:24,728 --> 01:24:26,730
And I love hearing it.
1204
01:24:30,984 --> 01:24:32,986
It's sick and it's sad.
1205
01:24:37,658 --> 01:24:39,493
Does that make me crazy, Rocky?
1206
01:24:39,576 --> 01:24:42,204
Am I crazy? Am I?
1207
01:24:42,621 --> 01:24:45,249
It's makes you exciting.
1208
01:25:05,227 --> 01:25:07,062
Well, whoopty-tah!
1209
01:25:12,985 --> 01:25:14,695
Outstanding!
1210
01:25:18,907 --> 01:25:20,742
No!
1211
01:27:25,742 --> 01:27:27,160
Nick!?
1212
01:27:33,959 --> 01:27:35,377
Nick!
1213
01:29:02,339 --> 01:29:03,507
Who is this?
1214
01:29:04,091 --> 01:29:05,259
Hello, my name is Woody.
1215
01:29:05,342 --> 01:29:06,510
And I'm calling to make sure...
1216
01:29:06,593 --> 01:29:08,303
...you're getting the most
out of your AT&T calling plan.
1217
01:29:08,387 --> 01:29:11,014
Sweet flaming Jesus, you don’t
work the whole trip...
1218
01:29:11,181 --> 01:29:13,016
Where are you at?
What state are you in?
1219
01:29:13,350 --> 01:29:14,351
I'm not supposed to say.
1220
01:29:14,434 --> 01:29:17,312
Okay, Woody, there's been
some murders in Honolulu,
1221
01:29:17,396 --> 01:29:19,314
...maybe you've heard,
maybe you haven't.
1222
01:29:19,398 --> 01:29:21,525
But they're coming after me
and I need your help.
1223
01:29:21,608 --> 01:29:23,443
Can you do this for me, Woody?
1224
01:29:24,278 --> 01:29:25,571
Woody, are you there?
1225
01:29:26,154 --> 01:29:28,156
I hear your concerns, madam.
1226
01:29:28,323 --> 01:29:29,741
But with our "free to roam" plan,
1227
01:29:29,825 --> 01:29:32,452
we can offer you more minutes
regardless of the time of day...
1228
01:29:32,536 --> 01:29:33,287
Screw the calling plan.
1229
01:29:33,370 --> 01:29:34,788
Now listen to me good, okay?
1230
01:29:35,038 --> 01:29:37,332
You're gonna be my 911 boy,
okay, Woody?
1231
01:29:37,833 --> 01:29:41,128
All right, I need you to call the
Princeville, Kauai Police Department.
1232
01:29:41,295 --> 01:29:43,922
And you tell them that
I can have the killers...
1233
01:29:44,047 --> 01:29:47,009
...to the Kalalau Beach
in about 3Ø minutes.
1234
01:29:47,175 --> 01:29:49,177
Can you do that for me?
1235
01:29:49,928 --> 01:29:50,679
Woody?
1236
01:29:50,762 --> 01:29:52,472
I must put you on brief hold.
1237
01:29:52,556 --> 01:29:54,683
No! No!
You do not put me on hold!
1238
01:29:54,766 --> 01:29:58,020
You do not check with your supervisor.
I need you to just do it!
1239
01:29:58,186 --> 01:29:59,897
Okay... and I also need you to...
1240
01:29:59,980 --> 01:30:02,274
...may be call for some
air-ambulance or something.
1241
01:30:02,441 --> 01:30:04,151
Because just...
1242
01:30:08,155 --> 01:30:11,283
Hello?
Hello, madam?
1243
01:30:13,035 --> 01:30:14,036
Hello?
1244
01:30:14,703 --> 01:30:16,204
Please tell me that
you would do this for me.
1245
01:30:16,288 --> 01:30:18,916
Please, please, please,
swear to me that you'll.
1246
01:30:19,541 --> 01:30:21,251
Is this in the Pacific Ocean?
1247
01:30:21,543 --> 01:30:22,544
Jesus!
1248
01:30:22,794 --> 01:30:24,087
God, I hope you're recording this call.
1249
01:30:24,171 --> 01:30:26,006
Yes, it is in the Pacific Ocean!
1250
01:30:26,089 --> 01:30:28,926
Yes, it is one of five islands...
1251
01:30:30,802 --> 01:30:32,095
I'm on Kauai.
1252
01:30:32,179 --> 01:30:36,058
In the Hawaiian...
chain of islands.
1253
01:30:36,850 --> 01:30:40,229
You're almost there.
A little more, baby.
1254
01:30:40,729 --> 01:30:41,897
Right there!
1255
01:32:03,812 --> 01:32:05,105
Bitch!
1256
01:32:10,903 --> 01:32:12,195
She got a call off,
1257
01:32:12,446 --> 01:32:14,573
...asked for help
back at the beach.
1258
01:32:15,782 --> 01:32:18,744
Remember, nothing exists
until we get there.
1259
01:32:18,994 --> 01:32:19,995
Got it.
1260
01:32:20,704 --> 01:32:24,917
But, Rocky, nothing exists
until I get there.
1261
01:33:30,899 --> 01:33:32,317
Here I come, baby.
1262
01:34:22,034 --> 01:34:23,827
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Sorry to scare you.
1263
01:34:23,911 --> 01:34:25,120
But you haven't seen
two dudes, two kayaks?
1264
01:34:25,203 --> 01:34:28,373
He shot my boyfriend
and shot me in the fucking hand.
1265
01:34:28,457 --> 01:34:29,875
- So, let's just go back to the beach.
- Let me see, let me see that.
1266
01:34:29,958 --> 01:34:32,085
- No, let go off me!
- Hey, listen to me, I'm an EMT.
1267
01:34:32,169 --> 01:34:34,421
- I don't care who you're. I need to go, ok?
- Let me take a look at that.
1268
01:34:34,504 --> 01:34:36,465
- Because he's right behind me!
- Let's get her down. Let's get her down.
1269
01:34:36,548 --> 01:34:37,674
No! Let me go!
1270
01:34:37,758 --> 01:34:38,926
- Listen, I’m an EMT.
- Hold on! Calm down!
1271
01:34:39,009 --> 01:34:41,637
Come here, come here!
Let me take a loot at it!
1272
01:34:42,930 --> 01:34:46,058
- Okay. I go down. Go down.
- Calm down.
1273
01:34:50,229 --> 01:34:51,521
Okay, there's gonna be help...
1274
01:34:54,816 --> 01:34:56,193
- Hey, get her! Get her!
- Put her down.
1275
01:34:56,276 --> 01:34:58,278
Hey, listen to me!
You are safe.
1276
01:34:58,946 --> 01:35:00,948
He was right behind me
just a minute ago...
1277
01:35:01,031 --> 01:35:03,158
What? What're you talking about?
1278
01:35:05,369 --> 01:35:08,747
Gina, you feeling better? Huh?
1279
01:35:37,901 --> 01:35:40,529
- Just relax! Relax!
- We need to go right now, do you hear me?
1280
01:35:40,779 --> 01:35:43,282
She's a friend of my wife's,
and she has a little issue with,
1281
01:35:44,157 --> 01:35:45,742
...crystal meth, okay?
1282
01:35:46,034 --> 01:35:48,453
Normally she's pretty functional
but obviously,
1283
01:35:48,537 --> 01:35:49,830
...this ain't normal.
1284
01:35:49,997 --> 01:35:53,542
- He killed my Nicko!
- Oh, come on!
1285
01:35:53,709 --> 01:35:56,003
He wants to be us!
That's what he wants, okay?
1286
01:35:56,086 --> 01:35:58,088
Him and his girlfriend wanna be us!
1287
01:35:58,338 --> 01:35:59,923
She's iced out of her mind
right now.
1288
01:36:00,007 --> 01:36:01,133
I mean it's been...
1289
01:36:01,842 --> 01:36:03,677
Look! Look, look, look,
come here.
1290
01:36:04,344 --> 01:36:06,638
No, no, no!
Don't go, Don't go.
1291
01:36:07,389 --> 01:36:08,390
Look at this...
1292
01:36:09,141 --> 01:36:10,726
I've been finding these
the whole trip.
1293
01:36:10,893 --> 01:36:12,895
I think she just got in over
her head this time.
1294
01:36:12,978 --> 01:36:15,939
So, I hope you don't have to involve the...
police or anything like that.
1295
01:36:16,023 --> 01:36:18,442
I mean, I promise
I'll get her back safe... okay?
1296
01:36:18,609 --> 01:36:20,444
Don't listen to him!
Don't listen to him!
1297
01:36:20,611 --> 01:36:21,612
Look man,
we just are here because...
1298
01:36:21,695 --> 01:36:23,530
...someone took off with
two of our boats.
1299
01:36:23,780 --> 01:36:26,199
The last thing we want is to get
involved in somebody else's mess.
1300
01:36:26,283 --> 01:36:26,867
Okay.
1301
01:36:26,950 --> 01:36:28,660
- Right?
- Yeah, right.
1302
01:36:29,161 --> 01:36:30,996
- Except...
- Except what?
1303
01:36:31,288 --> 01:36:32,289
It's just that...
1304
01:36:32,456 --> 01:36:34,750
I don't get
why her pupils are normal...
1305
01:36:35,167 --> 01:36:37,169
...and yours the size of olives.
1306
01:36:42,674 --> 01:36:43,842
Guys...
1307
01:36:44,509 --> 01:36:46,220
...that was a perfectly
good story.
1308
01:36:58,357 --> 01:36:59,358
Fuck!
1309
01:37:00,025 --> 01:37:02,861
Count your fucking shots!
Gina, hey!
1310
01:37:17,376 --> 01:37:18,377
No way!
1311
01:38:10,888 --> 01:38:11,889
Nicko!?
1312
01:38:23,734 --> 01:38:25,152
How many people?
1313
01:38:26,320 --> 01:38:28,447
Enough to get good at it.
1314
01:38:28,697 --> 01:38:30,532
Oh, I bit my tongue.
I hate that.
1315
01:38:30,699 --> 01:38:32,534
That's gonna stop hurting
in a second.
1316
01:38:32,784 --> 01:38:35,913
Hoo-yah, Nick.
You think this is it, huh?
1317
01:38:35,996 --> 01:38:38,123
Bad guy buys it,
crowd goes nuts?
1318
01:38:38,207 --> 01:38:39,917
You know what I hate
about that ending?
1319
01:38:40,000 --> 01:38:41,585
Aside from it being cliche?
1320
01:38:41,668 --> 01:38:44,087
It's your version of reality, pallie.
1321
01:38:44,254 --> 01:38:45,422
Not mine!
1322
01:38:49,092 --> 01:38:52,763
Oh, it's feel so good to squeeze
that trigger right now, wouldn't it?
1323
01:38:53,096 --> 01:38:53,847
Yeah!
1324
01:38:58,185 --> 01:39:00,479
If you kill me, you kill yourself.
1325
01:39:01,146 --> 01:39:02,981
You ain't gonna do that.
1326
01:39:03,065 --> 01:39:04,358
Drop all weapons, now!
1327
01:39:04,608 --> 01:39:06,902
Drop all weapons, now!
1328
01:39:07,236 --> 01:39:09,238
You got too much to live for.
1329
01:39:09,321 --> 01:39:10,906
You got too many attachments.
1330
01:39:10,989 --> 01:39:14,368
You're just too soft.
Here, kitty, kitty kitty, kitty...
1331
01:39:14,701 --> 01:39:16,536
The guy standing with the weapon, correct?
1332
01:39:16,703 --> 01:39:18,705
He's the one,
you talked about, correct?
1333
01:39:20,457 --> 01:39:23,293
This area is closed.
All trails are blocked.
1334
01:39:23,377 --> 01:39:25,379
Come on, Nick!
Come on, do it!
1335
01:39:26,213 --> 01:39:27,798
If you don't kill me,
I'll just come back.
1336
01:39:27,881 --> 01:39:30,008
These fucking idiots
can't keep me locked up.
1337
01:39:30,175 --> 01:39:32,803
Hey, one year from today,
Honolulu, Pier 19.
1338
01:39:32,886 --> 01:39:34,721
Okay? By noon, be there.
1339
01:39:36,181 --> 01:39:37,349
Weapon's ready.
1340
01:39:37,599 --> 01:39:39,893
Someone gonna brush by you,
maybe give you a little nudge.
1341
01:39:39,977 --> 01:39:42,104
It might not look-like me, okay?
1342
01:39:42,187 --> 01:39:44,314
It might look
a little something like you.
1343
01:39:44,481 --> 01:39:45,899
Circle the date, Nick.
1344
01:39:46,066 --> 01:39:47,442
Because that is the day...
1345
01:39:47,526 --> 01:39:51,071
...that you're gonna realize
just how good I really fucking am.
1346
01:39:51,154 --> 01:39:53,574
I have to know,
I'm about to kill the right man.
1347
01:39:53,657 --> 01:39:55,659
Now, is he the one I want?
1348
01:39:56,827 --> 01:39:59,371
Come on, do it!
Just do it! Come on!
1349
01:39:59,454 --> 01:40:00,455
Do it!
1350
01:40:00,747 --> 01:40:01,748
Do it!
1351
01:40:04,668 --> 01:40:06,253
Outstanding!
1352
01:40:12,301 --> 01:40:13,594
Get away!
1353
01:40:19,182 --> 01:40:22,561
Don't die on me.
Don't die Øn me again. Christ!
1354
01:40:30,861 --> 01:40:32,988
I would have done,
if I were you.
1355
01:40:43,415 --> 01:40:45,125
Well, you ain't him!
1356
01:41:04,061 --> 01:41:05,646
The one you want.
1357
01:41:07,648 --> 01:41:09,942
The one who killed
all those people.
1358
01:41:11,318 --> 01:41:14,571
The one that I let fuck up my life.
1359
01:41:15,948 --> 01:41:17,658
Is the same guy...
1360
01:41:18,951 --> 01:41:21,078
...who's about to pick up that gun.
1361
01:41:32,589 --> 01:41:34,591
Yeah, him.
1362
01:41:59,658 --> 01:42:01,952
What are you doing?
- It's all right.
1363
01:42:07,124 --> 01:42:08,834
This is for you.
1364
01:42:11,211 --> 01:42:12,629
Holy crap!
1365
01:42:18,552 --> 01:42:20,846
Did you get it from that store
in Honolulu?
1366
01:42:21,346 --> 01:42:25,142
- E-Bay.
- E-Bay...
1367
01:42:28,854 --> 01:42:30,856
How long you had it?
1368
01:42:32,691 --> 01:42:34,026
Year and a half.
1369
01:42:34,276 --> 01:42:35,986
A year and a half?
1370
01:42:36,153 --> 01:42:39,114
What were you waiting for,
you dumb bastard?
1371
01:42:40,198 --> 01:42:41,617
The right moment.
1372
01:42:48,332 --> 01:42:52,127
Baby, you are a man in full.
1373
01:43:08,518 --> 01:43:09,645
Wait a second.
1374
01:43:17,653 --> 01:43:19,613
Let's not do a honeymoon.
- I don't need no honeymoon.
1375
01:43:23,617 --> 01:43:26,119
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