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[Sports Dogg]
Joe in Piscataway,
now you know
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why your wife doesn't
talk to you anymore.
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Let's go to Nick
in Valley Stream.
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He just got done
shopping at the mall.
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[Nick]
Hey, what's goin' on,
Sports Dogg?
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Hey, man, those Giants
are lookin' good this week.
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They tore those Vikings up...
[becomes indistinct]
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[traffic racket]
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[Sports Dogg]
You know what the key to that
game was? It was simple.
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They shut down
Adrian Peterson.
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Q.B. was all over the field
making tackles.
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They couldn't get
their running game going.
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And the minute they didn't
have the running game,
Frerotte was doomed.
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Nobody's passing against
the G-Men defense these days.
They're on fire...
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[Man]
I can't tell you
how sick I am.
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[Sports Dogg]
Manning's not turning
the ball over.
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He's doin' everything right.
He's managing the game.
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And defensively, if you can
get past that front four,
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then good luck
getting past Bishop...
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[Man]
I can't tell you
how sick I am.
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[traffic racket]
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[Caller]
Eli's on the money.
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Third and 20,
he throws
that screen pass,
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gave the first down
to Ward. Unbelievable.
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They are not missing
a beat.
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Nobody's got an offense
like them. They just
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keep on going.
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That defense,
that defensive line,
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and those linebackers
are doing great.
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Now going from greatness
to the total opposite...
the Knicks.
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What's with this team?
We're gonna have to
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drag out another
two years of misery
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till they finally
decide they wanna
get LeBron James?
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This is ridiculous
what they're doing
with this team.
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Who wants to go see a Knick
game? They're horrible.
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The team is a joke.
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I mean, we live in New York.
This is the kind
of basketball...
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It's $5.00.
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I was just in there
for, like, five minutes.
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I know. It-- It's $5.00
anything up to two hours.
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[Caller] He's got
a guy on the bench--
Marbury.
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They paid him
$22 million not to play.
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Yeah, have fun in your box.
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[cash register rings]
[Caller]
It's ridiculous.
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This is a comedy.
I can't even watch them,
they're so bad.
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[Sports Dogg]
Steve in Bayside
venting his spleen!
Dick.
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Let's go to line three,
Philadelphia Phil.
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What's happening
down there, brother?
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Are you freakin'
kidding me?
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You can't stop the run, your
secondary's a bunch of rookies,
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and you're 23rd in the league
in red-zone offense.
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You may be 9 and 2, but you're
a weak, vulnerable 9 and 2.
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All right? Take away
that fluke win in Dallas
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and the Buffalo blizzard game,
and you're 7 and 4,
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exact same record as us,
my friend. All right?
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Man, I cannot
wait till Sunday
when finally,
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finally, your weakness
is gonna be exposed
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for all the world to see.
Right?
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It's Judgment Day
for the Giants, baby,
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courtesy of Gang Green.
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You're going down.
Yo, I'm out, Sports Dogg.
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[Sports Dogg]
Philadelphia Phil,
always a pleasure.
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[bus motor running]
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[radio commentator]
...this Sunday. And that's it
from the Meadowlands.
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Ed Rosen on the Giants beat,
760, The Zone.
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** [percussion]
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[Announcer]
Get your rabies shots.
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Here comes The Dogg
on Sports Radio,
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760, New York.
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[Sports Dogg]
I can't even believe
how this Pittsburgh team
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owns the Rangers.
In the playoffs last year,
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last night,
Crosby's doing his thing.
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Mulligan, it's like
he's skating around.
No one can stop him.
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They don't play defense,
the Rangers.
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Their penalty killing is dead.
They got no power play.
[muttering]
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And Lundquist
only plays well on the--
[muttering]
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[Commentator]
Paul.
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Yo, hey.
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You're up third.
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Okay. Thanks, Lar.
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[Caller]
Go, Giants.
Go, Eli!
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[Sports Dogg]
Jeff in Clifton,
NJ, baby!...
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Let's go to my boy Paul
in Staten Island.
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He always brings the leverage.
What's on your mind, brother?
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Hey, Sports Dogg!
How ya doin'?
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I'm just calling to say
I can't wait for this Sunday
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when we finally
shut these Philly clowns
up once and for all.
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I can't tell you how sick I am
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of Philadelphia Phil and
all these cheesesteak bozos
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goin' on
about Brian Westbrook this
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and how we can't stop
their passing game?
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Are-- Are you joking?
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You put-- You put the tiniest
bit of pressure on McNabb,
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that guy crumbles
like a cookie.
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Now, you guys may
have put some points up
against the Skins last week,
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and that's fine, but the G-Men
are a whole different story,
my friend.
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You think you're gonna
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throw for 388 yards
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with Quantrell Bishop
in your face all day long?
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It's not easy
hitting a receive--
[Woman] Paul.
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[softer] It's not easy
hitting the receiver
laid out on your back.
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So listen up,
Philadelphia Phil,
and all the rest
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of you brotherly
love jobronis who've been--
It's the middle of the night!
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...who've been talking smack
all week on this show,
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get out your forks because
you're gonna be eating
your words big-time!
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[Sports Dogg]
I love his passion.
Thanks, Paul.
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Thanks, Sports Dogg.
You the man.
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Do you mind?
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Yes, I do.
I'm trying to sleep.
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Hey, I'm--
I'm off. Okay?
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You try sleeping
with that racket.
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I'm off.
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All night
with the calls.
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Go to bed, Mom.
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What kind
of thing is that
for a grown man?
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I'm quiet.
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That's quiet by you?
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Yakking away
like some kind of--
I'm quiet!
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I'm quiet,
I'm quiet,
I'm quiet!
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Dude, you were on fire.
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[Paul] I f--
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feel like it needed
to be said.
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The part about how they
should get out their forks
'cause they're
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gonna be eating their words?
That's fuckin' beautiful.
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Yeah. I guess
I just have a gift.
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I wish I could do that.
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Do it.
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I'd be too nervous.
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It's easy.
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For you.
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What time you wanna
go tomorrow?
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I'll pick you up
around 10?
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Cool.
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All right.
Get some sleep. Big day.
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Uhh.
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[sighs]
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* Oh, oh, oh *
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* Ooh de bah ooh poo pah doo *
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* They call me the most *
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* Oh ooh poo-pah-doo, now *
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* They call me the most *
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* And I won't stop tryin' *
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* Till I create
a disturbance *
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* In your mind *
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* Oh oh oh *
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* Eighth place goin'
to the old man *
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* The eighth place goin' *
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* Oh, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma,
ma, ma, man *
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* Goin' to
the old man, yeah *
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* I said I won't stop tryin' *
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* Till I create
a disturbance
in your mind *
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Whoo!
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Whoo!
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Here we go!
Here we go!
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Here we go!
[Man]
Oh, yeah!
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[Man]
Yeah!
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Yeah.
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[Man]
Whoo-ee!
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Whoo!
[Man]
Yeah!
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[shouting]
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Oh, forced to scramble!
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Here we go. Giants!
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[clapping rhythm]
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Here we go! Giants!
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Giants.
Bishop with the sack!
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Bishop with the sack!
What a play by Strahan!
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Hey. Oh. Let's--
We should get our seats.
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Game day. Game day!
[clapping]
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[motor running]
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[Commentator]
The Giants have won
the coin toss
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and have elected
to receive the kick.
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Back for the kick
is Ahmad Bradshaw.
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[Paul]
Here we go. Here we go.
Let's do it.
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Here we go.
Let's do it.
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Here we go.
Let's tee it up.
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We're marching!
And that's the third pass
to Toomer on this point.
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We're marching up the field.
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We're marching up the field!
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We're marching
up the field!
Whoo!
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Whoo!
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Yeah!
Giants, first down.
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And the Eagles...
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Come on, ref!
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You--
Yeah!
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Run the football!
Come on!
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They got no answer
for us!
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That's right. Yeah,
go to your fuckin'
huddle!
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[Man]
Ohh!
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How the fuck is
that not called?
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[Commentator]
That is a ball you
just can't drop.
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It is right--
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Oh, there's a flag
on the play.
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45 finally brought down
by Quantrell Bishop.
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Yeah!
Oh!
Second sack
of the day for Bishop.
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You show me
nothing!
You suck!
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You suck!
Throw the fuckin' flag!
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[crowd cheering]
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And that's a flag
on the play.
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15! 10! 5! Touchdown!
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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
[laughing]
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[Caller]
Oh, man, am I feeling
good tonight.
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[Sports Dogg]
I know you're not talking
about the Knicks, Romeo.
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Ha ha. Yeah, boy. I'm talking
about the Giants, baby.
[horn honks]
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We rocked that field--
Hello?
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Can I pay?
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Sorry. Sorry.
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[Sports Dogg]
He's running for his life.
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This game was over
in the second quarter.
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They should have just
stayed in the locker room
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and gotten on the bus
and gone to the airport.
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[phone rings]
They had no chance
in the second half
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against Bishop
and that defense.
Hello.
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You calling?
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In a minute.
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You know what
you're gonna say?
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Oh, I'll probably just,
uh, wing it as usual.
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Dude, I can't wait to hear
you put that douche bag
in his place.
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Oh, I will.
With a vengeance.
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[Caller]
The Giants' defense
right now is sickening.
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Look at what
Quantrell Bishop's
doin' lately.
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He's a monster.
He's harassing every team
he's facing.
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They don't know what
to do with him. They
can't even deal with him.
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Total domination
by the Giants.
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[Sports Dogg]
I know my boy Paul
in Staten Island
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was loving life watching
that game yesterday.
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What do you got, bro?
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Hey, Sports Dogg.
How ya doing?
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Um, I just got
one thing to say
to Eagle Nation,
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especially a certain
Philadelphia Phil,
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and that is...ha!
Ha ha ha!
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Just like I promised,
we manhandled you on Sunday.
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For 60 solid minutes,
we dominated the line
of scrimmage
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on both sides of the ball.
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Quantrell Bishop
was in your face all day long.
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What happened
to shutting him down?
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Two sacks, seven tackles,
two forced fumbles,
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and a fumble recovery?
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00:10:44,267 --> 00:10:47,200
If that's shutting him down,
I'd hate to see
not shutting him down!
240
00:10:47,267 --> 00:10:49,400
Ha!
Quantrell was
in your backfield
241
00:10:49,467 --> 00:10:51,767
so much, I almost
mistaked him for an Eagle!
242
00:10:51,834 --> 00:10:53,267
[laughs]
243
00:10:53,334 --> 00:10:54,467
[Sports Dogg]
I love that dude
in Staten Island,
244
00:10:54,534 --> 00:10:55,467
bringing it hard
every night.
245
00:10:57,501 --> 00:10:58,934
[doorbell chimes]
246
00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,467
Do we have to stay
for the whole thing?
247
00:11:00,534 --> 00:11:01,767
Paul, stop it.
248
00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:08,534
Welcome!
Come on in. Come in,
come in, come in.
Hi!
249
00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:10,601
Hi!
Hey, Ma.
250
00:11:10,667 --> 00:11:12,534
Thank you.
Thank you.
All right.
251
00:11:12,601 --> 00:11:13,801
Oh, he's
gonna love it.
Mmm...
252
00:11:13,868 --> 00:11:15,200
Thank you.
Ohh...
253
00:11:15,267 --> 00:11:17,100
[child,
others chattering]
254
00:11:17,167 --> 00:11:18,200
What's up, what's up?
255
00:11:18,267 --> 00:11:21,400
Let's get this party
started!
256
00:11:21,467 --> 00:11:23,467
The cake,
he's gonna love it.
257
00:11:23,534 --> 00:11:25,434
Are you kidding me?
He's gonna fuckin' freak.
258
00:11:25,501 --> 00:11:26,701
[child talking]
259
00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:33,634
I'm so proud of him.
260
00:11:35,868 --> 00:11:36,934
Okay, let's go.
261
00:11:38,234 --> 00:11:43,634
* Happy Birthday to you *
262
00:11:43,701 --> 00:11:49,033
* Happy Birthday to you *
263
00:11:49,100 --> 00:11:51,734
* Happy Birthday *
264
00:11:51,801 --> 00:11:55,300
* Dear Brandon *
265
00:11:55,367 --> 00:12:00,667
* Happy Birthday to you *
266
00:12:00,734 --> 00:12:01,801
Yay!
267
00:12:01,868 --> 00:12:02,801
That's nice.
268
00:12:02,868 --> 00:12:04,200
Baby, that's your gift.
269
00:12:04,267 --> 00:12:05,801
Very good.
270
00:12:05,868 --> 00:12:06,801
Nice.
271
00:12:06,868 --> 00:12:08,000
Look at that.
272
00:12:08,067 --> 00:12:10,534
[overlapping chatter]
273
00:12:10,601 --> 00:12:12,334
[laughter, chatter]
274
00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:15,067
[Man] Right now, we're
America's fastest-growing
warehouse club.
275
00:12:15,133 --> 00:12:18,968
By 2012, there's
gonna be 350 locations
all across the country.
276
00:12:19,033 --> 00:12:20,267
Wow.
Costco
277
00:12:20,334 --> 00:12:22,100
right now is crapping
in their pants.
278
00:12:22,167 --> 00:12:24,400
[chatter]
279
00:12:25,834 --> 00:12:28,067
So, Paul,
you know the offer
still stands.
280
00:12:28,133 --> 00:12:29,267
I have a job.
281
00:12:29,334 --> 00:12:30,367
Yeah, I know,
but I think
282
00:12:30,434 --> 00:12:31,901
you could really go far
in about five years--
283
00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:33,734
I have a job.
284
00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:39,567
Don't you want
something better?
285
00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:42,367
You know, what
if I offer youa job?
286
00:12:42,434 --> 00:12:44,367
I mean, maybe
I feel bad for you,
287
00:12:44,434 --> 00:12:46,968
stuck inside of a depressing
dentist's office.
288
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,701
How is a dentist's office
depressing?
289
00:12:51,167 --> 00:12:52,734
Gather round, folks!
290
00:12:58,434 --> 00:12:59,534
Showtime.
291
00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:05,601
[woman, whispering]
So exciting.
292
00:13:06,868 --> 00:13:08,767
I got goose bumps.
293
00:13:13,968 --> 00:13:15,000
Is it working?
294
00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:23,234
[tires screeching]
295
00:13:26,801 --> 00:13:28,934
I'm Jeff Aufiero,
attorney at law.
296
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,200
Have you been injured
in an auto accident
297
00:13:31,267 --> 00:13:33,300
or other such situation?
[Woman]
He's so handsome.
298
00:13:33,367 --> 00:13:37,234
If so, you may be entitled
to a large cash compensation.
299
00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:40,934
At Bauman, Aufiero & Paltz,
we've been personal-injury
specialists
300
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,267
for over 4 1/2 years.
301
00:13:43,334 --> 00:13:46,067
Whether you've been the victim
of a slip-and-fall,
302
00:13:46,133 --> 00:13:49,100
a dog bite, or
even wrongful death,
303
00:13:49,167 --> 00:13:53,467
we've got the experience
you need to get
the cash you deserve.
304
00:13:53,534 --> 00:13:56,601
Thanks, Bauman,
Aufiero & Paltz!
305
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,367
You're welcome.
306
00:14:04,834 --> 00:14:06,434
Nice!
[cheering]
307
00:14:08,167 --> 00:14:11,200
My son,
the TV star!
308
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:12,434
[Woman]
Great, bro!
309
00:14:12,501 --> 00:14:13,868
Thank you.
That's fantastic.
310
00:14:13,934 --> 00:14:14,901
[chuckling]
Yeah.
311
00:14:14,968 --> 00:14:16,968
He's another
Martin Scorsese!
312
00:14:17,033 --> 00:14:18,167
Very, very professional.
313
00:14:18,234 --> 00:14:20,100
How much
did that cost ya?
Couple of nickels.
314
00:14:20,167 --> 00:14:22,667
I like when you point
because you really meant it.
315
00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:26,467
Awesome.
That was amazing,
bro. Amazing.
316
00:14:26,534 --> 00:14:27,801
Thank you.
Thank you.
317
00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:29,000
Could we see it
again?
318
00:14:36,534 --> 00:14:39,467
What do you have
against Price Club?
319
00:14:39,534 --> 00:14:41,400
I'd rather not
discuss my career.
320
00:14:41,467 --> 00:14:43,434
You have a career?
321
00:14:43,501 --> 00:14:46,100
[snickers]
That's news to me.
322
00:14:48,734 --> 00:14:51,167
You could actually go
somewhere at Price Club.
323
00:14:51,234 --> 00:14:53,367
Yeah, like Dennis? Please.
324
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:56,901
He's doing extremely well
for himself.
325
00:14:56,968 --> 00:14:58,534
Okay.
326
00:14:58,601 --> 00:15:00,834
[woman chatters on radio]
327
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:03,767
Who knows?
You could probably
meet somebody.
328
00:15:03,834 --> 00:15:04,934
Well, what
does that mean?
329
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,634
Your brother and sister
both found people at work.
330
00:15:07,701 --> 00:15:10,400
Yeah, Gina
was Jeff's secretary.
331
00:15:10,467 --> 00:15:11,801
He cheated on his wife
with her.
332
00:15:11,868 --> 00:15:14,167
She's a lot better for him
than that louse Roberta.
333
00:15:14,234 --> 00:15:16,567
He's a cheat. He fucked her
while he was still married.
334
00:15:16,634 --> 00:15:18,601
Don't say that word
in my car.
335
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:20,801
Which one?
"Fucked" or "cheat"?
You know.
336
00:15:20,868 --> 00:15:22,367
It's what he did.
He fucked her.
337
00:15:22,434 --> 00:15:24,767
For years
while he was married.
Stop it.
338
00:15:24,834 --> 00:15:26,167
I don't want
that language in my car.
339
00:15:26,234 --> 00:15:28,334
Oh, so it's worse
for me to say it
than for him to do it?
340
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:29,467
Cut it out, Paul.
341
00:15:29,534 --> 00:15:31,701
No, I wanna know.
Is it worse for me
342
00:15:31,767 --> 00:15:35,234
to say the sentence,
"Jeff fucked
his secretary,"
343
00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:37,467
than it is for Jeff
to fuck his secretary?
344
00:15:37,534 --> 00:15:39,634
You should only meet
somebody as good as Gina.
345
00:15:39,701 --> 00:15:41,467
Oh, boy, that'd
be tough to top.
346
00:15:41,534 --> 00:15:42,467
Yeah, for you.
347
00:15:42,534 --> 00:15:44,701
Yeah, give me
about an hour.
348
00:15:44,767 --> 00:15:47,467
You have to actually
date someone to top it.
349
00:15:47,534 --> 00:15:48,501
I date.
350
00:15:48,567 --> 00:15:50,501
Oh, sure. You're dating
lots of girls.
351
00:15:50,567 --> 00:15:51,934
You don't think I date?
352
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,434
I know exactly who you're
dating. Your hand.
353
00:15:54,501 --> 00:15:55,868
What did you just say?
354
00:15:55,934 --> 00:15:58,434
You think I don't see
those tissue balls
in your garbage pail?
355
00:15:58,501 --> 00:16:00,133
What the hell!
Either that,
356
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:03,200
or you're just
sneezing a lot. Maybe you
just had a very bad cold
357
00:16:03,267 --> 00:16:05,434
for the last 15 years.
I'm not hearing this.
358
00:16:05,501 --> 00:16:06,567
The kind of cold
where you sneeze
359
00:16:06,634 --> 00:16:08,234
out of your
you-know-where!
Oh, Jesus!
360
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,100
I'm not hearing this!
You probably don't think
I don't see
361
00:16:10,167 --> 00:16:12,901
those doo-doo stains
in your underpants, neither.
Oh, God.
362
00:16:12,968 --> 00:16:14,834
Leave it alone.
You don't like it?
363
00:16:14,901 --> 00:16:17,701
Do your own laundry. And keep
your hands off your privates!
364
00:16:17,767 --> 00:16:18,934
La la la la la la la!
365
00:16:25,467 --> 00:16:26,968
Man, how can you
eat that shit?
366
00:16:29,167 --> 00:16:30,801
It's the best.
[snickers]
367
00:16:30,868 --> 00:16:32,000
You ever try?
368
00:16:32,067 --> 00:16:34,667
Yeah.
I think when it comes
to pizza toppings,
369
00:16:34,734 --> 00:16:37,000
I'll trust the Italians
over the Hawaiians.
370
00:16:37,067 --> 00:16:38,000
Try it.
371
00:16:38,067 --> 00:16:39,000
No, thanks.
372
00:16:39,067 --> 00:16:40,567
You know,
you might like it.
373
00:16:40,634 --> 00:16:44,133
I don't need to drink piss
to know it tastes like piss.
374
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:51,367
Mmm.
375
00:16:52,434 --> 00:16:53,434
Mmm.
376
00:16:53,501 --> 00:16:54,467
You gonna give
377
00:16:54,534 --> 00:16:57,000
Philadelphia Phil
some more shit tonight?
378
00:16:57,067 --> 00:17:00,567
Know what I was thinking?
I let himmake the next move.
379
00:17:01,634 --> 00:17:02,634
That's a good strategy.
380
00:17:15,901 --> 00:17:16,834
Holy shit.
381
00:17:19,567 --> 00:17:20,501
What?
382
00:17:24,801 --> 00:17:26,501
Oh, shit!
383
00:17:30,033 --> 00:17:31,501
[Sal]
No way.
384
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,033
Fuck's he doing
in Staten Island?
385
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,100
I don't know!
386
00:17:39,167 --> 00:17:40,801
Where's he going?
I don't know!
387
00:17:43,267 --> 00:17:45,734
Quantrell fuckin' Bishop!
388
00:17:57,567 --> 00:17:59,767
[Sal]
Fuckin' Stapleton.
389
00:18:04,801 --> 00:18:06,834
Oh, maybe he's here
to see the Wu-Tang.
390
00:18:15,367 --> 00:18:17,300
** [club music]
391
00:18:23,267 --> 00:18:24,200
[chatter]
392
00:18:24,267 --> 00:18:25,901
[Sal]
Who is that guy?
393
00:18:29,434 --> 00:18:31,801
I don't know.
Maybe he played
with him at UT.
394
00:18:34,434 --> 00:18:37,167
[Sal]
Maybe that's his house.
Maybe he lives in Stapleton.
395
00:18:40,133 --> 00:18:43,200
[dog barks]
396
00:18:45,467 --> 00:18:47,801
[Sal] I really
gotta go to the bathroom.
397
00:18:49,634 --> 00:18:50,567
[dog barks]
398
00:18:50,634 --> 00:18:52,901
[chatter]
399
00:18:52,968 --> 00:18:54,634
[dog barks]
400
00:18:58,801 --> 00:19:00,901
[barking]
401
00:19:00,968 --> 00:19:01,934
Sst. Look.
402
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,334
You think he's going
to a party or something?
403
00:19:18,501 --> 00:19:19,667
Mmm...
404
00:19:19,734 --> 00:19:21,601
It's a little late
to be first heading out.
405
00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:41,434
[horns honking]
406
00:19:47,868 --> 00:19:49,300
[horn honks]
407
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:33,200
Uh, hey, so
do we, like--
So long, guys.
408
00:20:33,267 --> 00:20:34,701
Can't park here.
409
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:35,834
Okay. Okay.
410
00:20:46,167 --> 00:20:48,534
There's no fuckin'
parking in Manhattan.
411
00:20:54,434 --> 00:20:57,033
[Sal]
Let's just put it
in a garage. Fuck it.
412
00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:58,033
Where?
413
00:20:58,100 --> 00:20:59,934
[Sal]
Slow, slow. Slow. Slow.
414
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,701
On the right.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
415
00:21:01,767 --> 00:21:03,167
[honk]
Yeah.
416
00:21:03,234 --> 00:21:04,501
[honking]
417
00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:05,901
[honking]
418
00:21:05,968 --> 00:21:07,734
Shut the fuck up!
We're turning!
Go around!
419
00:21:09,567 --> 00:21:11,334
[Paul]
Jesus Christ!
420
00:21:17,267 --> 00:21:21,200
[Sal]
"18 for the first..."
Is that what that says?
421
00:21:22,934 --> 00:21:24,300
That's worse
than the hospital.
422
00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:26,400
** [hip-hop]
423
00:21:26,467 --> 00:21:27,567
Right this way.
424
00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:33,067
20.
425
00:21:36,801 --> 00:21:37,767
Each.
426
00:21:39,334 --> 00:21:41,267
[chatter]
427
00:21:45,801 --> 00:21:48,434
Gentlemen, step up
for your drink, please.
428
00:21:55,968 --> 00:21:58,167
Yeah, uh, I'll get,
uh, a Bud Light.
429
00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:00,834
Bud's fine?
430
00:22:00,901 --> 00:22:02,000
Bud's good, yeah.
431
00:22:02,067 --> 00:22:03,000
[Sal]
Uh, same.
432
00:22:03,067 --> 00:22:04,133
Two Buds.
433
00:22:10,467 --> 00:22:12,267
That'll be $9 each.
434
00:22:12,334 --> 00:22:13,934
Each? For a Bud?
435
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,234
Fuckin' Manhattan.
436
00:22:19,434 --> 00:22:21,367
**
437
00:22:29,834 --> 00:22:32,167
[Paul]
Right fucking there.
438
00:22:34,801 --> 00:22:36,033
Hi, guys.
How are you?
439
00:22:36,100 --> 00:22:38,000
Hey...
440
00:22:38,067 --> 00:22:39,534
My name is Christiana.
441
00:22:39,601 --> 00:22:41,300
Hi.
What's your name, baby?
442
00:22:41,367 --> 00:22:42,534
Uh, my name is Paul.
443
00:22:42,601 --> 00:22:43,968
Hi, Paul.
Nice to meet you.
Hi.
444
00:22:44,033 --> 00:22:45,067
You look so cute.
Hi.
445
00:22:45,133 --> 00:22:46,534
Oh, thank you.
446
00:22:46,601 --> 00:22:48,133
Where you from?
447
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,868
Uh, um,
I'm from Staten Island.
448
00:22:49,934 --> 00:22:50,901
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
449
00:22:50,968 --> 00:22:52,200
It's your first time
you're here?
450
00:22:52,267 --> 00:22:53,834
It is. It is.
451
00:22:53,901 --> 00:22:55,400
Yeah? Do you
like this place?
452
00:22:55,467 --> 00:22:56,634
I do. It's great.
453
00:22:56,701 --> 00:22:58,634
Yeah? Do you
want a dance?
454
00:22:58,701 --> 00:23:02,601
Uh, that's--
that's very, uh, nice,
but I'm-- I'm gonna pass.
455
00:23:02,667 --> 00:23:04,234
Thank you.
Very nice. Thank you.
456
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:10,000
What about you, baby?
My name is Christiana.
457
00:23:10,067 --> 00:23:12,501
Oh.
Would you like
some dance?
458
00:23:12,567 --> 00:23:13,601
Uh, what's that?
459
00:23:14,901 --> 00:23:16,367
Do you want a dance?
Oh, dance.
460
00:23:16,434 --> 00:23:17,667
Can I dance for you?
461
00:23:18,734 --> 00:23:21,434
Um, yes, you may.
Um, later on.
462
00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:24,234
But right now I have to,
uh, I'm on a job.
463
00:23:24,300 --> 00:23:26,968
Okay, I'll come back
later. No problem.
464
00:23:30,033 --> 00:23:31,968
** [loud percussion,
clapping to beat]
465
00:23:35,133 --> 00:23:36,567
God, I wish
I'd brought a Sharpie!
466
00:23:36,634 --> 00:23:37,834
What's he gonna sign?
467
00:23:37,901 --> 00:23:39,400
My balls. Who cares?
468
00:23:42,367 --> 00:23:43,734
[Sal]
Where's he going?
469
00:23:43,801 --> 00:23:45,067
Probably to take a leak.
470
00:23:47,934 --> 00:23:50,434
Maybe that would be
a good time to go
up to him, you know,
471
00:23:50,501 --> 00:23:53,200
without his whole group
around.
472
00:23:53,267 --> 00:23:55,367
And it would be--
it'd be casual.
473
00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:58,033
Just two guys, like...
474
00:23:58,100 --> 00:23:59,734
pissing...chatting.
475
00:24:05,100 --> 00:24:06,701
Man, those hos
look good tonight.
476
00:24:09,100 --> 00:24:12,634
Man, did you see that one
with the big Brazilian
bubble-butt, man?
477
00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:14,000
Man, she got a phat ass.
478
00:24:14,067 --> 00:24:16,267
Man, she looks
gorgeous, man.
Let's get it.
479
00:24:16,334 --> 00:24:18,767
I'm taking her
home tonight.
Her and her friend.
480
00:24:25,734 --> 00:24:27,234
[sighs]
481
00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:28,267
Fuck!
482
00:24:28,334 --> 00:24:31,634
[chatter, percussion beat]
483
00:24:33,467 --> 00:24:35,300
Um...now what?
484
00:24:44,801 --> 00:24:47,167
A drink. We buy him a drink.
485
00:24:47,234 --> 00:24:49,133
We send a drink over.
We say
486
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:50,767
it's from the two gentlemen
in the corner.
487
00:24:50,834 --> 00:24:54,200
He waves us over to thank us,
and we hang out with him.
488
00:24:57,167 --> 00:24:58,100
Fuckin' genius.
489
00:24:58,167 --> 00:24:59,300
Right.
490
00:24:59,367 --> 00:25:00,934
How much money
you have left?
491
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:05,167
Uh...six bucks.
492
00:25:05,234 --> 00:25:06,434
All right. Give it here.
493
00:25:10,868 --> 00:25:12,167
Ma'am!
494
00:25:12,234 --> 00:25:14,901
[chatter]
495
00:25:14,968 --> 00:25:16,968
No, man. I love
what I do, man.
496
00:25:29,534 --> 00:25:30,801
Oh, look.
That's our drink.
497
00:25:30,868 --> 00:25:32,000
She's bringing it.
She's bringing it!
498
00:25:32,067 --> 00:25:33,000
Screwdriver.
499
00:25:33,067 --> 00:25:34,000
Who?
500
00:25:34,067 --> 00:25:35,567
It's from them.
Who?
501
00:25:37,434 --> 00:25:39,167
Screwdriver?
I'm good, baby.
502
00:25:39,234 --> 00:25:40,400
Take it away?
Yeah, I'm good.
503
00:25:40,467 --> 00:25:42,834
Can you see?
I can't see.
Did he take it?
504
00:25:48,567 --> 00:25:49,801
I think so. Yeah.
505
00:26:00,734 --> 00:26:02,100
We should go there.
506
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:06,501
Shouldn't they--
Shouldn't they wave usover?
507
00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:09,767
There's no ru--
There's no rule.
508
00:26:11,834 --> 00:26:12,934
There's no rules.
509
00:26:14,234 --> 00:26:15,267
Let's go.
510
00:26:15,334 --> 00:26:16,267
Let's go.
511
00:26:17,334 --> 00:26:20,067
[chatter]
512
00:26:24,067 --> 00:26:25,868
That's what
I'm talking about!
513
00:26:25,934 --> 00:26:27,868
[chatter]
514
00:26:29,267 --> 00:26:30,400
How many bottles you had?
515
00:26:30,467 --> 00:26:32,868
I bought about
30 bottles, man!
516
00:26:32,934 --> 00:26:34,067
Club-- Club QB!
517
00:26:34,133 --> 00:26:35,267
Club U.P., man.
518
00:26:35,334 --> 00:26:37,267
[chatter]
519
00:26:40,601 --> 00:26:41,834
Hey.
520
00:26:44,434 --> 00:26:45,634
Yeah.
521
00:26:45,701 --> 00:26:46,634
Sex.
522
00:26:46,701 --> 00:26:47,734
[laughter]
523
00:26:47,801 --> 00:26:48,734
Hey!
524
00:26:48,801 --> 00:26:50,534
[chatter]
525
00:26:50,601 --> 00:26:51,634
Hey, men.
526
00:26:51,701 --> 00:26:52,868
[inaudible]
527
00:26:52,934 --> 00:26:54,868
[chatter]
528
00:26:56,601 --> 00:26:58,100
There's somebody here
to see you, man.
529
00:26:58,167 --> 00:26:59,400
Yeah.
[chuckles]
530
00:26:59,467 --> 00:27:00,767
Look at this
motherfucker!
531
00:27:00,834 --> 00:27:01,801
[chuckles]
Yes.
532
00:27:01,868 --> 00:27:05,567
[chatter]
533
00:27:05,634 --> 00:27:07,968
Yeah, and he brought
the Nutty Professor
with him!
534
00:27:08,033 --> 00:27:09,567
[chatter]
535
00:27:11,868 --> 00:27:14,434
We really wanted
to just meet you,
Mr. Bishop.
536
00:27:14,501 --> 00:27:16,667
[chatter]
537
00:27:16,734 --> 00:27:18,534
Hi. Yeah, yeah.
So how y'all
doin', man?
538
00:27:18,601 --> 00:27:19,734
Doin' good, man.
539
00:27:19,801 --> 00:27:20,801
You all right,
man?
540
00:27:20,868 --> 00:27:22,033
Yeah,
I'm-- I'm great.
541
00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:23,267
[chatter]
542
00:27:23,334 --> 00:27:25,634
We're big fans.
Yeah.
543
00:27:25,701 --> 00:27:28,467
15 sacks'll get you
big fans, man!
544
00:27:28,534 --> 00:27:30,400
QB, baby! QB!
545
00:27:30,467 --> 00:27:32,367
Hey, I told you
I have fans, man.
546
00:27:32,434 --> 00:27:34,367
See, I told you I have.
QB, man!
547
00:27:34,434 --> 00:27:36,300
We came all the way
from Staten Island.
548
00:27:36,367 --> 00:27:38,100
Staten Island!
[chatter]
549
00:27:38,167 --> 00:27:40,100
[chatter]
550
00:27:40,167 --> 00:27:43,067
With a--
With a little stop
in Stapleton.
551
00:27:43,133 --> 00:27:46,200
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh!
Wh-What?
552
00:27:46,267 --> 00:27:47,801
Say Stapleton?
Stapleton?
553
00:27:47,868 --> 00:27:49,834
Yeah. We were just...
um...
554
00:27:49,901 --> 00:27:51,534
Were you following us?
555
00:27:51,601 --> 00:27:55,634
[chatter]
556
00:27:55,701 --> 00:27:57,400
Stapleton.
Stapleton.
557
00:27:57,467 --> 00:27:59,801
Um, look, Q--
You following us
or something?
558
00:27:59,868 --> 00:28:01,968
No, no! We-- We just
wanted to say hi, and then--
559
00:28:02,033 --> 00:28:04,133
I guess I kinda
chickened out, so I--
560
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:05,501
Look, we don't--
They're just fans, yo.
Just fans.
561
00:28:05,567 --> 00:28:07,067
Bullshit! Bullshit!
No, not at all.
562
00:28:07,133 --> 00:28:09,834
If it's not
a good time...
[chatter]
563
00:28:09,901 --> 00:28:12,567
They just fans.
Bullshit! Hold on! Bullshit!
They're stalkers, man!
564
00:28:12,634 --> 00:28:14,834
Hold on. You
a motherfucking
stalker, man!
565
00:28:14,901 --> 00:28:17,934
Bullshit! These two
motherfuckin'
stalker, man!
566
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,667
Fuck with me, man?
You motherfucker--
567
00:28:19,734 --> 00:28:21,100
Look, I'm very sorry--
568
00:28:21,167 --> 00:28:22,901
[angry chatter]
No! No!
569
00:28:22,968 --> 00:28:24,834
[angry shouting]
Motherfucker!
570
00:28:24,901 --> 00:28:28,534
[angry shouting]
571
00:28:28,601 --> 00:28:30,033
[groans]
572
00:28:30,100 --> 00:28:33,400
[overlapping chatter]
573
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,968
Fucker, man!
[angry chatter]
574
00:28:40,033 --> 00:28:41,167
Let me go, man!
575
00:28:41,234 --> 00:28:44,601
[overlapping chatter]
576
00:28:48,968 --> 00:28:53,667
[beeping]
577
00:28:53,734 --> 00:28:55,567
[woman on P.A.]
Dr. Lyon, line 5145.
578
00:28:55,634 --> 00:28:57,901
Dr. Lyon, 5145.
579
00:28:57,968 --> 00:29:01,434
[beeping]
580
00:29:11,501 --> 00:29:15,133
[woman over P.A.]
Any available transport
dispatcher, please.
581
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:18,267
Any available
transport dispatcher.
582
00:29:18,334 --> 00:29:21,567
[beeping]
583
00:29:33,934 --> 00:29:36,634
[Woman]
Hematoma. It's a bleeding
from the vein
584
00:29:36,701 --> 00:29:38,767
between the brain
and the skull.
585
00:29:38,834 --> 00:29:41,300
Fortunately, we were able
to successfully drain it.
586
00:29:42,767 --> 00:29:43,767
So I'm gonna be okay?
587
00:29:43,834 --> 00:29:45,501
You sustained
some pretty heavy trauma,
588
00:29:45,567 --> 00:29:47,067
but long-run,
you should be.
589
00:29:47,133 --> 00:29:50,400
We do need to keep you
another few days
for observation.
590
00:29:50,467 --> 00:29:53,667
Another...few days?
How long have I been here?
591
00:29:53,734 --> 00:29:55,067
Three days.
592
00:29:55,133 --> 00:29:56,067
Three days.
593
00:29:58,634 --> 00:30:01,968
So...So the day is...
594
00:30:04,701 --> 00:30:05,934
Sunday?
595
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,033
Monday.
596
00:30:07,100 --> 00:30:08,400
Monday.
597
00:30:11,467 --> 00:30:12,601
How did we do?
598
00:30:17,234 --> 00:30:18,667
What was the score?
599
00:30:18,734 --> 00:30:20,334
41-28.
600
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:22,367
[sighs]
601
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,601
We gave up 41
to the Chiefs?
602
00:30:31,567 --> 00:30:33,100
Did Quantrell...
603
00:30:35,634 --> 00:30:36,868
Suspended?
604
00:30:38,067 --> 00:30:39,000
Yeah.
605
00:30:39,067 --> 00:30:40,167
For how long?
606
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,267
Game-by-game basis.
607
00:30:44,334 --> 00:30:46,934
They say it depends
on the investigation.
608
00:30:56,767 --> 00:30:57,701
[knock at door]
609
00:30:59,234 --> 00:31:00,767
Paul.
610
00:31:00,834 --> 00:31:01,901
There's someone
here to see you.
611
00:31:01,968 --> 00:31:03,534
[TV playing]
612
00:31:03,601 --> 00:31:04,634
Thanks, doc.
613
00:31:04,701 --> 00:31:06,634
Hey, Paul.
How you doing?
614
00:31:09,033 --> 00:31:10,534
I'm from Midtown South.
I, uh,
615
00:31:10,601 --> 00:31:13,467
just got a few questions
for you about what happened
the other night.
616
00:31:16,701 --> 00:31:17,901
So, uh...
617
00:31:20,467 --> 00:31:22,734
...h-how does this...
Well, it's pretty simple.
618
00:31:22,801 --> 00:31:25,367
You, uh, tell us
everything that happened,
619
00:31:25,434 --> 00:31:27,400
and then we, uh, we nail
the son of a bitch.
620
00:31:27,467 --> 00:31:28,567
Put him in jail?
621
00:31:28,634 --> 00:31:29,767
That's the idea.
622
00:31:33,734 --> 00:31:36,100
How much time could he get?
623
00:31:36,167 --> 00:31:38,567
Aggravated assault,
maybe three to five.
624
00:31:38,634 --> 00:31:41,434
A-Aggravated assault?
That's what it would be.
625
00:31:41,501 --> 00:31:43,767
No, it really depends
on what he did. So why
don't you just tell me
626
00:31:43,834 --> 00:31:45,868
what he did,
and we'll take it
from there.
627
00:31:47,901 --> 00:31:49,100
He, uh...
628
00:31:53,334 --> 00:31:56,434
Now, look, let's, uh,
let's keep it simple.
629
00:31:56,501 --> 00:31:58,434
Why don't you, uh,
start at the beginning.
630
00:31:58,501 --> 00:32:00,000
Tell me where you
first saw Quantrell.
631
00:32:00,067 --> 00:32:03,067
Quantrell. Quantrell,
I first, uh...
632
00:32:05,234 --> 00:32:06,167
Um...
633
00:32:11,100 --> 00:32:15,834
I just-- I just don't know
how...reliable...
634
00:32:20,601 --> 00:32:22,701
I'll tell you what.
635
00:32:22,767 --> 00:32:23,934
You've been through a lot.
636
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,801
So, uh...you get some rest.
637
00:32:26,868 --> 00:32:28,434
We can try this again
in a couple days.
638
00:32:28,501 --> 00:32:30,033
That'd be good.
Great.
639
00:32:30,100 --> 00:32:32,100
That'd be good.
I'm sure it'll start
to come back to you.
640
00:32:32,167 --> 00:32:34,801
No, I hope so,
yeah. I hope so.
641
00:32:34,868 --> 00:32:37,133
All right.
Take it easy, buddy.
642
00:32:38,467 --> 00:32:39,501
You, too.
643
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,300
[TV host]
Or even a medium fly
on a honey pile,
644
00:32:43,367 --> 00:32:45,968
nuts and bolts.
Hold on.
645
00:32:46,033 --> 00:32:49,167
Don't put it in the trash.
Put it back together,
and it's ready to go.
646
00:32:49,234 --> 00:32:51,434
But I saved
the best for last.
647
00:32:51,501 --> 00:32:54,434
If you have wooden floors
or tile floors,
648
00:32:54,501 --> 00:32:57,501
you have to change the
settings, you have to sweep.
649
00:32:57,567 --> 00:33:00,334
This is wet vegetables
on wood floors.
650
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:01,701
This could be tile.
651
00:33:01,767 --> 00:33:03,701
This could be waterproof.
652
00:33:03,767 --> 00:33:06,934
Look at this.
It sneaks behind.
653
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,234
It's not the tile.
654
00:33:08,300 --> 00:33:12,567
Picks up the carrots,
the peas, the corn.
655
00:33:12,634 --> 00:33:14,834
It gets 'em all
in one easy step.
656
00:33:14,901 --> 00:33:16,901
[Man chattering]
657
00:33:22,367 --> 00:33:24,300
[TV chatter continues]
658
00:33:29,167 --> 00:33:32,100
[rumbling]
659
00:33:44,100 --> 00:33:46,033
[rumbling continues]
660
00:33:55,801 --> 00:33:58,367
[rumbling grows louder]
661
00:33:58,434 --> 00:34:00,000
[rumbling becomes overwhelming]
662
00:34:00,067 --> 00:34:01,334
Just put a little salve
on there...
663
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:03,067
Because if that stuff
gets in your eye...
664
00:34:03,133 --> 00:34:05,400
It's not.
It's not just in my eye.
That's what I'm--
665
00:34:05,467 --> 00:34:06,701
There he is!
Hey...
666
00:34:06,767 --> 00:34:08,434
There goes my brother.
There he is.
667
00:34:08,501 --> 00:34:10,868
[Woman]
Ohh...
Hello-o!
668
00:34:10,934 --> 00:34:12,767
Let me look.
What a palace.
Look at this.
669
00:34:12,834 --> 00:34:14,467
My brother's
living in a palace.
Hello.
670
00:34:14,534 --> 00:34:16,901
Not too bad,
not too bad.
Nice TV set...
671
00:34:16,968 --> 00:34:18,801
All right.
Look at you.
Better than I thought.
672
00:34:18,868 --> 00:34:21,734
You should get the shit
kicked out of you more often.
673
00:34:21,801 --> 00:34:23,200
Jeffrey.
674
00:34:23,267 --> 00:34:25,634
Speaking of which,
I've been thinking.
675
00:34:25,701 --> 00:34:28,033
Oh...oh. [laughing]
That's never good!
676
00:34:28,100 --> 00:34:30,501
What this animal did to you,
he's gotta pay.
677
00:34:30,567 --> 00:34:31,734
Yeah. I'm-- I'm sure he will.
678
00:34:31,801 --> 00:34:33,067
Well,
let's make sure of it.
679
00:34:33,133 --> 00:34:35,067
Well, the cops
are investigating.
So?
680
00:34:35,133 --> 00:34:37,701
So he's gonna go to jail!
Jail's bullshit.
681
00:34:37,767 --> 00:34:39,367
We gotta hit him
where it hurts--
in his wallet.
682
00:34:39,434 --> 00:34:42,501
I don't wanna be
one of those assholes
that sues Burger King
683
00:34:42,567 --> 00:34:44,667
for 50 billion because
their Whopper's too hot.
684
00:34:44,734 --> 00:34:47,000
We are not talking about
Whoppers here, Paul.
685
00:34:47,067 --> 00:34:50,767
We are talking about a rich,
spoiled, millionaire athlete
686
00:34:50,834 --> 00:34:53,934
who viciously beat
an innocent man within
an inch of his life.
687
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,901
Do you not think,
we, as a society,
have an obligation
688
00:34:56,968 --> 00:34:58,567
to hold its celebrities
to the same--
What's that thing
689
00:34:58,634 --> 00:35:01,100
where instead of saying
"won't," you say "will not"?
690
00:35:01,167 --> 00:35:03,634
Or instead of saying
"can't," you say "cannot"?
691
00:35:04,868 --> 00:35:06,234
Contractions?
692
00:35:06,300 --> 00:35:09,133
You stop using them
whenever you want
to sound smart
693
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:11,767
or lawyerly--
Don't be a fuckin' wise ass,
Paul! This is serious!
694
00:35:11,834 --> 00:35:13,133
You should
listen to him.
695
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:15,267
You don't care about justice.
You just want money.
696
00:35:15,334 --> 00:35:18,167
Money isjustice.
We're talking aggravated
assault and battery--
697
00:35:18,234 --> 00:35:19,534
3, 4 million easy.
698
00:35:19,601 --> 00:35:22,234
Wow. So now you're
a lawyer. That's--
699
00:35:22,300 --> 00:35:24,667
Boy, the things they teach
in secretary school.
Fuck you!
700
00:35:24,734 --> 00:35:27,033
He don't give
a shit about you.
But I don't wanna sue.
701
00:35:27,100 --> 00:35:29,567
What the fuck's
wrong with you?
That's enough.
702
00:35:29,634 --> 00:35:31,100
Thickheaded motherfucker,
you are.
703
00:35:31,167 --> 00:35:32,767
What is wrong with you?
This motherfucker
704
00:35:32,834 --> 00:35:34,601
does not give
a fuck about you.
705
00:35:34,667 --> 00:35:37,200
He is in his mansion
playing his Xbox.
You never listen.
706
00:35:37,267 --> 00:35:38,701
That's because no one
ever says anything
worth listening to.
707
00:35:38,767 --> 00:35:40,133
Look at
where you are!
This is a hospital.
708
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:41,300
It's not what you want.
It's what is right.
709
00:35:41,367 --> 00:35:42,634
You wanna live like this
for the rest of your life?
710
00:35:42,701 --> 00:35:44,501
Yes, I do. I wanna
live exactly like this.
711
00:35:47,434 --> 00:35:49,667
I had enough of this.
Good.
712
00:35:49,734 --> 00:35:51,267
[muttering]
Oi.
713
00:35:54,834 --> 00:35:57,334
How do you get
a concussion when you
got no fuckin' brains?
714
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:02,334
[door closes]
715
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:23,634
[Caller]
In the name of Jesus,
Mary, and Joseph,
716
00:36:23,701 --> 00:36:25,067
what's going on?
717
00:36:25,133 --> 00:36:27,467
My grandmother
could play better
than that D-line,
718
00:36:27,534 --> 00:36:28,501
and she's freakin'--
719
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,801
* When I stand *
720
00:36:32,868 --> 00:36:36,467
* Back to the sea *
721
00:36:36,534 --> 00:36:39,334
* A big white cloud *
722
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,234
* Looking right down... *
723
00:36:41,300 --> 00:36:45,968
You have reached
the home of Theresa Aufiero.
724
00:36:46,033 --> 00:36:50,300
Neither her or Paul
can come to the phone.
725
00:36:50,367 --> 00:36:53,601
Please leave
your name, number,
726
00:36:53,667 --> 00:36:56,968
and the time of your call,
and we will get back.
727
00:36:57,033 --> 00:36:59,133
* Big white cloud *
728
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:02,968
This is Murray Pape
from the Daily News. Paul,
if, uh, you get a chance--
729
00:37:04,167 --> 00:37:06,767
* Big white cloud *
730
00:37:06,834 --> 00:37:09,267
* On me *
731
00:37:11,133 --> 00:37:14,501
* Big white cloud *
732
00:37:14,567 --> 00:37:18,000
* Big white cloud *
733
00:37:18,067 --> 00:37:19,434
* Big white cloud *
734
00:37:19,501 --> 00:37:20,634
[Sports Dogg]
The Giants were the one
735
00:37:20,701 --> 00:37:22,434
that basically
handed this game over.
736
00:37:22,501 --> 00:37:23,868
Hopefully, this won't
be the end for them
737
00:37:23,934 --> 00:37:26,167
and they start playing like
this regularly now without QB.
738
00:37:26,234 --> 00:37:27,167
But they got--
739
00:37:27,234 --> 00:37:28,501
* ...kill *
740
00:37:28,567 --> 00:37:30,734
* On the hill *
741
00:37:31,868 --> 00:37:35,200
* Looking at bees *
742
00:37:35,267 --> 00:37:39,033
* Licking the trees... *
...the time of your call,
and we will get back.
743
00:37:39,100 --> 00:37:40,868
* Looking for signs]
744
00:37:40,934 --> 00:37:42,834
Good afternoon. This is
Herb Cohen from The Post,
745
00:37:42,901 --> 00:37:46,367
calling for Paul Aufiero,
hoping to ask him
a few quick questions.
746
00:37:46,434 --> 00:37:48,501
* ...I love you *
747
00:37:48,567 --> 00:37:52,701
* Yes, how I love you *
748
00:37:52,767 --> 00:37:56,868
* Oh, how I love you so *
749
00:37:59,234 --> 00:38:02,434
* Oh, how I love you *
750
00:38:02,501 --> 00:38:06,234
* Yes, how I love you *
751
00:38:06,300 --> 00:38:10,701
* Oh, how I love you so *
752
00:38:16,300 --> 00:38:19,601
* After all *
753
00:38:19,667 --> 00:38:23,267
* Is said and done *
754
00:38:23,334 --> 00:38:26,234
* Everything *
755
00:38:26,300 --> 00:38:29,133
* Is just like it began *
756
00:38:30,701 --> 00:38:32,300
* Days that came... *
757
00:38:32,367 --> 00:38:34,067
[Philadelphia Phil]
Hey, how you doin', Dogg?
Oh, my God,
758
00:38:34,133 --> 00:38:36,634
I'm loving this. All right,
that bunch of thugs
759
00:38:36,701 --> 00:38:39,501
that you call a team up there
is showing their true colors
760
00:38:39,567 --> 00:38:41,434
for the whole world to see.
All right?
761
00:38:41,501 --> 00:38:45,200
They're just a bunch of dirty,
no-good hooligan animals,
762
00:38:45,267 --> 00:38:46,734
all right,
from Bishop on down.
763
00:38:46,801 --> 00:38:48,968
This ain't about Philly
versus New York, all right?
764
00:38:49,033 --> 00:38:50,634
This is about good versus--
765
00:38:50,701 --> 00:38:51,934
[Caller]
...slip away!
766
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,567
[Sports Dogg] That's
my boy Massapequa Mark,
767
00:38:53,634 --> 00:38:55,100
bringing the leverage!
[click]
768
00:38:55,167 --> 00:38:57,901
Hey! Paul, Staten Island,
what do you got?
769
00:38:57,968 --> 00:39:00,434
Hey, Dogg, how you doing?
Um, listen,
770
00:39:00,501 --> 00:39:04,934
I'm just calling in response
to that pea-brain
Philadelphia Phil.
771
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:08,033
I'm listening here.
It's unbelievable!
772
00:39:08,100 --> 00:39:11,234
I mean, you ever hear of
innocent until proved guilty?
773
00:39:11,300 --> 00:39:13,767
It's a little thing called
the American Constitution.
774
00:39:13,834 --> 00:39:15,567
Maybe you should look it up.
775
00:39:15,634 --> 00:39:19,467
Now, we don't know what
happened at that club.
We weren't there!
776
00:39:19,534 --> 00:39:21,234
I mean, maybe-- maybe...
777
00:39:21,300 --> 00:39:23,467
unless-- unless they
charge QB with something,
778
00:39:23,534 --> 00:39:25,501
they gotta let him play.
They gotta let him play.
779
00:39:25,567 --> 00:39:27,934
Not that we need him...
780
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,801
because we got the horses,
and everything's cool.
781
00:39:30,868 --> 00:39:31,968
This is-- You know
what this is?
782
00:39:32,033 --> 00:39:33,968
This is people
blowing something
783
00:39:34,033 --> 00:39:36,033
way out of proportion,
all right?
784
00:39:36,100 --> 00:39:40,100
And not realizing that th--
this thing is not a thing.
785
00:39:41,534 --> 00:39:42,701
[Sports Dogg]
Yeeaahh.
786
00:39:42,767 --> 00:39:45,000
[chatter on radio]
787
00:39:45,067 --> 00:39:46,033
[radio shuts off]
788
00:40:05,067 --> 00:40:06,000
Hey, Paul.
789
00:40:09,634 --> 00:40:10,567
Feeling better?
790
00:40:12,067 --> 00:40:13,801
Yeah, I'm fine.
You know.
791
00:40:16,067 --> 00:40:18,067
This is a good time
to talk?
792
00:40:18,133 --> 00:40:20,300
Uh, it's not, uh...ideal.
793
00:40:21,734 --> 00:40:22,767
I got work.
794
00:40:25,100 --> 00:40:26,901
What time
you get off?
795
00:40:26,968 --> 00:40:27,901
I don't...[sighs]
796
00:40:29,567 --> 00:40:32,000
really know how much
I can help you on this,
you know?
797
00:40:32,067 --> 00:40:34,300
Any help is help, Paul.
798
00:40:35,367 --> 00:40:38,033
Yeah. You know,
I think maybe...
799
00:40:38,100 --> 00:40:39,601
You know, I think
I got amnesia.
800
00:40:42,767 --> 00:40:44,033
Amnesia.
801
00:40:54,467 --> 00:40:57,100
Yeah. Sounds
like you have amnesia.
802
00:40:58,834 --> 00:41:02,534
Is there-- Isn't
there anyone else you could
talk to about this, or...
803
00:41:02,601 --> 00:41:04,734
You'd think so.
804
00:41:04,801 --> 00:41:07,434
A club that crowded.
But unfortunately,
you know,
805
00:41:07,501 --> 00:41:10,367
everyone was either
off in the bathroom
or the VIP lounge
806
00:41:10,434 --> 00:41:12,667
or havin' a smoke
when it all went down.
807
00:41:12,734 --> 00:41:13,834
Hmm. Well...
808
00:41:17,133 --> 00:41:20,601
Well...let's hope
that amnesia clears up.
809
00:41:22,534 --> 00:41:24,234
When it does, I want you
to give me a call.
810
00:41:27,167 --> 00:41:29,734
We wouldn't want
a crime like this
to go unpunished.
811
00:41:31,334 --> 00:41:32,267
No.
812
00:41:43,067 --> 00:41:44,567
[Caller] Man, these Giants
are killin' me.
813
00:41:44,634 --> 00:41:46,567
I think I might have to
start watchin' the Jets.
814
00:41:46,634 --> 00:41:47,734
This is killin' me.
815
00:41:47,801 --> 00:41:49,434
[Sports Dogg] Yeah,
I can feel you, Chuck.
816
00:41:49,501 --> 00:41:51,968
You can't tell me this
isn't botherin' the Giants.
817
00:41:52,033 --> 00:41:55,033
You can't tell me that this
isn't driving Coughlin nuts.
818
00:41:55,100 --> 00:41:58,434
I mean, it's become a problem
that they've had to deal with
819
00:41:58,501 --> 00:42:00,467
day in, day out,
week to week.
820
00:42:00,534 --> 00:42:04,167
I don't even know how they
maintain their focus with this
nightmare goin' on.
821
00:42:04,234 --> 00:42:07,300
The drama keeps playin' out,
the story's had legs forever.
822
00:42:07,367 --> 00:42:09,734
It won't go away. They haven't
made their minds up.
823
00:42:09,801 --> 00:42:12,067
The D.A. doesn't know
whether he's comin' or goin'.
824
00:42:12,133 --> 00:42:14,000
I mean, the D.A.'s office
gotta make their mind up.
825
00:42:14,067 --> 00:42:15,901
They can't let this thing
keep dragging out--
826
00:42:15,968 --> 00:42:18,634
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
We got breakin' news
on this very subject.
827
00:42:18,701 --> 00:42:20,734
Let's go to Ed Rosen
right now.
828
00:42:20,801 --> 00:42:22,400
[Ed Rosen]
Well, Dogg,
word has come down
829
00:42:22,467 --> 00:42:25,834
that Quantrell Bishop
will not be eligible to play
830
00:42:25,901 --> 00:42:28,133
in this Sunday's
key showdown in Dallas.
831
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:29,834
According to
a Giants' spokesman,
832
00:42:29,901 --> 00:42:33,634
the five-time pro-bowler will
remain on the ineligible list
833
00:42:33,701 --> 00:42:35,234
until further notice.
834
00:42:35,300 --> 00:42:38,968
Once again, Quantrell Bishop
inactive this Sunday.
835
00:42:39,033 --> 00:42:40,467
That's it
from the Meadowlands,
836
00:42:40,534 --> 00:42:44,234
Ed Rosen
on the Giants beat,
760, The Zone.
837
00:42:44,300 --> 00:42:47,067
[TV Commentator]
The Cowboys come in with
the number 3 ranked offense--
838
00:42:47,133 --> 00:42:48,734
first in the pass,
last in the run--
839
00:42:48,801 --> 00:42:50,133
led, of course,
by Marion Barber.
We're really good.
840
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,200
We're in good shape.
You slide Pierce over,
841
00:42:52,267 --> 00:42:53,534
you give Michael
some support, bada-bing,
842
00:42:53,601 --> 00:42:54,968
we're good.
Yeah.
843
00:42:55,033 --> 00:42:56,667
And I see the Cowboys
trying to establish the run
844
00:42:56,734 --> 00:43:00,234
early and often today
with the absence
of Quantrell Bishop.
845
00:43:00,300 --> 00:43:03,834
Giants come in today, a little
shaky off of last week's loss,
looking to...
846
00:43:03,901 --> 00:43:05,033
No problem.
847
00:43:05,100 --> 00:43:06,601
[commentator continues]
848
00:43:06,667 --> 00:43:08,467
This is gonna be a tough
contest and a tough--
849
00:43:08,534 --> 00:43:11,267
[Sal sighs]
What the fuck?!
850
00:43:11,334 --> 00:43:13,834
The Cowboys 35
and the Giants 27.
851
00:43:13,901 --> 00:43:16,434
And, Chip, just like we talked
about before the game...
Fuck.
852
00:43:16,501 --> 00:43:19,601
the Giants' defensive...
You don't go for two
when you're down four.
853
00:43:19,667 --> 00:43:22,200
He had all day to pass,
and he made them pay.
854
00:43:22,267 --> 00:43:24,000
You miss, you need
a touchdown to win!
855
00:43:24,067 --> 00:43:26,501
...the Giants, but
without Quantrell Bishop...
856
00:43:26,567 --> 00:43:29,701
The first-and-goal,
you cannot take
a sack there.
857
00:43:29,767 --> 00:43:30,801
Throw that shit away!
858
00:43:30,868 --> 00:43:32,267
...way of the Giants'
defense,
859
00:43:32,334 --> 00:43:33,634
specifically
attacking the spot
It never should have come
860
00:43:33,701 --> 00:43:36,267
to that.
Quantrell Bishop
normally occupies.
861
00:43:36,334 --> 00:43:38,734
Willington
with an admirable job
at defensive end today,
862
00:43:38,801 --> 00:43:40,267
We're fine.
but he is not
Quantrell Bishop.
863
00:43:40,334 --> 00:43:42,267
We only need to win
one of the next two,
864
00:43:42,334 --> 00:43:44,200
...right from the get-go.
or they lose one.
865
00:43:44,267 --> 00:43:45,467
...Quantrell Bishop?
You mean...
They got, uh,
866
00:43:45,534 --> 00:43:47,567
Green Bay
at Lambeau.
867
00:43:47,634 --> 00:43:49,501
We're good.
We're fine.
868
00:43:49,567 --> 00:43:51,767
...got right in there
and stole everything
in the house.
869
00:43:51,834 --> 00:43:54,601
And, Chip, as we turn
to the NFC East race now,
You okay?
870
00:43:54,667 --> 00:43:57,267
the Philadelphia Eagles
are gaining on the New York
Football Giants,
871
00:43:57,334 --> 00:43:59,901
and it looked at one point
as if we had no race,
You know what, man?
872
00:43:59,968 --> 00:44:02,534
but now, Chip, I think
we have a certifiable
dogfight on our hands.
873
00:44:02,601 --> 00:44:04,367
You really need
to lay off this shit.
874
00:44:04,434 --> 00:44:06,667
Three weeks ago,
it looked like the Giants
had firm control
875
00:44:06,734 --> 00:44:09,000
of the division.
This is alien piss.
876
00:44:09,067 --> 00:44:12,067
...walk away with this thing
and now, all of a sudden...
Can I make a suggestion?
877
00:44:12,133 --> 00:44:15,934
Drink this stuff.
It's much better for you.
Root beer.
878
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,033
...excessive problems,
they might buy--
they might be...
879
00:44:18,100 --> 00:44:20,701
This is root...beer.
When it comes
down to the wire, Chip...
880
00:44:20,767 --> 00:44:24,467
Root beer. It's like--
It's like earth's
first beverage.
881
00:44:24,534 --> 00:44:25,968
I don't like root beer.
882
00:44:26,033 --> 00:44:29,834
Anything in a green bottle
is gonna kill you. Brown.
883
00:44:29,901 --> 00:44:31,467
Again a tough day
down here for
It's more natural.
884
00:44:31,534 --> 00:44:33,734
New York Football.
Giants down here
at Texas Stadium...
885
00:44:33,801 --> 00:44:36,167
It's got minerals--
I don't like root beer!
886
00:44:36,234 --> 00:44:38,200
...35, Giants 27.
887
00:44:38,267 --> 00:44:41,934
This is Tom Rogers
alongside my broadcast
partner Chip Daniels.
888
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,534
So long from Texas Stadium,
everyb--
889
00:44:47,901 --> 00:44:49,834
[runs water]
890
00:45:05,868 --> 00:45:07,234
[runs water]
891
00:45:11,033 --> 00:45:12,133
[gulps painfully]
892
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:14,133
[Philadelphia Phil]
Boom, boom, boom,
893
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:17,133
boom, boom!
You hear that?
You hear that, baby?
894
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:18,934
That's the sound
of footsteps, baby.
895
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,567
We are gaining on you.
One back with two to go.
896
00:45:21,634 --> 00:45:24,601
We beat St. Louis next week,
you lose to Carolina,
897
00:45:24,667 --> 00:45:26,834
and it all comes
to Monday night.
898
00:45:26,901 --> 00:45:29,734
To Monday night madness.
To Monday night football.
899
00:45:29,801 --> 00:45:31,767
The last game
of the season,
900
00:45:31,834 --> 00:45:33,834
Giants versus the Eagles
at the Linc,
901
00:45:33,901 --> 00:45:35,400
where we're gonna
frickin' destroy your--
902
00:45:35,467 --> 00:45:36,567
[sighs heavily]
903
00:45:37,834 --> 00:45:41,567
[breathing heavily]
904
00:45:46,734 --> 00:45:48,701
[sighs]
905
00:45:52,234 --> 00:45:53,968
Fuckin' asshole.
906
00:46:09,133 --> 00:46:10,300
[sighs]
907
00:46:55,801 --> 00:46:57,334
How you doing,
Paul?
908
00:46:57,400 --> 00:46:58,467
Hey!
909
00:46:58,534 --> 00:47:00,267
[sighing] Ohh...
It's cold out, huh?
910
00:47:00,334 --> 00:47:01,434
Mmhh!
[chuckles]
911
00:47:01,501 --> 00:47:02,901
Coffee?
Please.
912
00:47:06,667 --> 00:47:07,601
Thank you.
913
00:47:08,667 --> 00:47:10,801
Well...gotta be honest.
914
00:47:13,501 --> 00:47:14,901
Did not expect
to hear from you.
915
00:47:14,968 --> 00:47:16,567
[chuckles] Well...
916
00:47:17,801 --> 00:47:18,734
So.
917
00:47:21,667 --> 00:47:23,000
What do you got for me?
918
00:47:23,067 --> 00:47:25,467
Well, you know,
I've been, uh...
919
00:47:26,834 --> 00:47:30,367
...thinkin' a lot about...
what happened, and--
920
00:47:30,434 --> 00:47:31,934
and, you know...
921
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,567
trying to remember.
922
00:47:33,634 --> 00:47:34,968
Bring it.
923
00:47:35,033 --> 00:47:36,567
I just...
924
00:47:38,033 --> 00:47:39,133
I don't think...
925
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:40,701
that I'll, uh...
926
00:47:42,467 --> 00:47:43,701
be able...
927
00:47:48,868 --> 00:47:52,100
...to r-remember stuff.
I've been trying, you know,
928
00:47:52,167 --> 00:47:56,701
really hard, thinking about...
what happened, and I ju--
929
00:47:56,767 --> 00:47:59,267
I just can't--
I-- [clears throat]
I just can't.
930
00:48:02,534 --> 00:48:04,767
Can't remember
or won't remember?
931
00:48:04,834 --> 00:48:09,133
I've been trying...
like I said...
um, to remember.
932
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:11,167
I just-- I can't...
933
00:48:11,234 --> 00:48:12,567
Can't or won't?
934
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:15,501
Paul.
935
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:21,601
I'm sorry.
936
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:25,467
[sighs]
937
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:31,400
[sniffles]
938
00:48:35,734 --> 00:48:37,834
Coulda told me this
over the fuckin' phone.
939
00:49:04,934 --> 00:49:06,367
[chatting]
940
00:49:16,133 --> 00:49:17,968
[tapping newspaper]
941
00:49:22,467 --> 00:49:23,701
Mmphh...
942
00:49:25,300 --> 00:49:26,934
[short, rapid breaths]
943
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:28,400
[whimpers]
944
00:49:34,801 --> 00:49:36,334
[sobs softly]
945
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:37,334
Bro, you okay?
946
00:49:38,868 --> 00:49:39,801
So, how you
feeling, bro?
947
00:49:39,868 --> 00:49:42,400
[TV plays in background]
948
00:49:42,467 --> 00:49:44,033
I'm pretty good.
Pretty good.
949
00:49:44,100 --> 00:49:45,567
What'd
the doctor say?
950
00:49:45,634 --> 00:49:48,601
Oh, they don't know
what happened.
951
00:49:48,667 --> 00:49:50,067
They did
another CAT scan?
952
00:49:51,434 --> 00:49:54,167
Yeah. It didn't
show anything.
953
00:49:54,234 --> 00:49:56,334
Oh, really? It didn't
pick up the fist prints?
They're not related.
954
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:57,701
Yeah. Sure.
955
00:49:57,767 --> 00:50:00,000
You don't know that.
Are you sniffing
glue again?
956
00:50:00,067 --> 00:50:02,701
Is this like some kind of
no-snitching thing?
Like the brothers?
957
00:50:02,767 --> 00:50:06,634
Oh, yeah. I heard the charges
were dropped. I'm sorry. You
must be really upset about that.
958
00:50:06,701 --> 00:50:08,033
Come on, Jeff.
959
00:50:08,100 --> 00:50:10,133
What? I'm sympathizing.
Well, stop.
960
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:11,601
[Gina]
He needs to hear this.
961
00:50:11,667 --> 00:50:13,334
[Christine]
He needs his rest.
He needs to get better.
962
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:15,067
Look at you.
He's right.
963
00:50:15,133 --> 00:50:16,200
[Jeff]
Like a jadrool.
Oh, please be quiet.
964
00:50:16,267 --> 00:50:17,634
Fuckin' jadrool.
Oh, my God.
965
00:50:17,701 --> 00:50:19,400
[Theresa]
You're not gonna
get through to him.
966
00:50:24,367 --> 00:50:25,767
Nobody can.
967
00:50:27,701 --> 00:50:28,834
[Theresa scribbling
on paper]
968
00:50:28,901 --> 00:50:30,734
[phone rings]
969
00:50:34,534 --> 00:50:36,701
[ring]
970
00:50:40,601 --> 00:50:43,300
[ring]
971
00:50:43,367 --> 00:50:44,801
[Man]
Sports Dogg.
Name and location.
972
00:50:44,868 --> 00:50:47,067
Yeah. Yeah, hey, Lar, it--
it's Paul from Staten Island.
973
00:50:47,133 --> 00:50:49,367
Hey, Paul. I got five
in front of you. Hang tight.
Okay. Okay.
974
00:50:49,434 --> 00:50:50,868
Shouldn't
be too bad.
Okay, great.
975
00:50:50,934 --> 00:50:53,367
[Caller] Every time
the Knicks manage--
976
00:50:53,434 --> 00:50:55,100
** [percussion]
977
00:50:55,167 --> 00:50:57,000
[Man]
Hey, kitty cat...
[cat meows]
978
00:50:57,067 --> 00:50:59,000
Get off the porch!
[cat screeches]
979
00:50:59,067 --> 00:51:02,100
You're in The Zone
with the Sports Dogg,
980
00:51:02,167 --> 00:51:04,701
on 760 Sports Radio,
New York.
981
00:51:04,767 --> 00:51:06,000
[echoing]
New York...
982
00:51:06,067 --> 00:51:07,300
[Sports Dogg] Hey,
Paul From Staten Island,
983
00:51:07,367 --> 00:51:08,367
what do we
got tonight?
Hey! Hey!
984
00:51:08,434 --> 00:51:10,834
What's up, Dogg?
Um, I gotta tell you,
985
00:51:10,901 --> 00:51:12,868
I am feeling
good tonight
986
00:51:12,934 --> 00:51:15,334
because
in a little less
than 48 hours,
987
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:19,367
we are gonna
brutally shatter
any flicker of hope
988
00:51:19,434 --> 00:51:21,467
the cheesesteaks had going.
989
00:51:21,534 --> 00:51:23,901
We've been messing
with them the last few weeks,
990
00:51:23,968 --> 00:51:26,501
letting 'em get back in it
a little, making 'em think
991
00:51:26,567 --> 00:51:28,334
they had
a chance of catching us
992
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:30,534
just so we can see
the look on their faces
993
00:51:30,601 --> 00:51:32,534
when they come up short.
994
00:51:32,601 --> 00:51:35,801
Quantrell's back, baby,
and he is g--
[Theresa] Paul!
995
00:51:38,767 --> 00:51:40,400
[quietly]
Quantrell is back, baby,
996
00:51:40,467 --> 00:51:44,133
and he is ready to make up
for some lost time
997
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:45,601
against the Panthers.
998
00:51:45,667 --> 00:51:49,067
You better hope
the scoreboard is broken
down there in St. Louis
999
00:51:49,133 --> 00:51:52,400
because the Eagles
are gonna be so crushed
1000
00:51:52,467 --> 00:51:55,234
when they look up at it and see
the Giants-Panthers score.
1001
00:51:55,300 --> 00:51:57,601
They're not even gonna
be able to play.
1002
00:51:57,667 --> 00:52:02,167
It's not even-- even gonna
come down to the head-to-head
in week 17.
1003
00:52:02,234 --> 00:52:04,834
[excitedly]
We're gonna wrap up the East
in a nice little bow
1004
00:52:04,901 --> 00:52:07,534
this coming--
[Theresa]
People live here!
1005
00:52:07,601 --> 00:52:09,000
Sorry. Sorry.
1006
00:52:10,234 --> 00:52:13,868
This coming weekend,
after which, we will follow
1007
00:52:13,934 --> 00:52:16,300
our pre-destiny
to the Super Bowl
1008
00:52:16,367 --> 00:52:20,567
as we ride the victory bus
to the championship.
1009
00:52:20,634 --> 00:52:23,534
And why? Why are we riding
in the victory bus
1010
00:52:23,601 --> 00:52:26,100
to a championship
we haven't played?
1011
00:52:26,167 --> 00:52:28,267
Because, as I said earlier,
1012
00:52:28,334 --> 00:52:32,767
it is pre-destiny that we will
take the Super Bowl this year
1013
00:52:32,834 --> 00:52:37,667
while at the same time
waving goodbye
1014
00:52:37,734 --> 00:52:40,000
to...the...Eagles.
1015
00:52:40,067 --> 00:52:42,300
Thanks, Paul. Now,
that's a G-Men fan.
1016
00:52:42,367 --> 00:52:43,834
Oh-- Thank you.
Thanks, buddy.
[click]
1017
00:52:43,901 --> 00:52:46,767
All ri-- Okay. Thanks,
Sports Dogg. Thank you.
1018
00:52:46,834 --> 00:52:47,767
[beep]
1019
00:52:49,167 --> 00:52:50,601
[tapping notepad]
1020
00:52:59,467 --> 00:53:00,767
[sigh]
1021
00:53:02,834 --> 00:53:03,767
Boom.
1022
00:53:06,334 --> 00:53:10,767
[makes soft flying sound]
1023
00:53:10,834 --> 00:53:12,868
[TV Commentator]
Delhomme in the shotgun...
1024
00:53:12,934 --> 00:53:15,801
Big stop, big stop,
big stop, big stop.
1025
00:53:15,868 --> 00:53:18,434
Go get him!
Get him! Fuck!
...breaks into a wide open...
1026
00:53:18,501 --> 00:53:20,133
...hauls it in
at the 31 yard line...
1027
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:21,567
He had all day
back there.
1028
00:53:21,634 --> 00:53:23,300
And here
come the Panthers...
1029
00:53:23,367 --> 00:53:24,367
That's all right.
1030
00:53:24,434 --> 00:53:26,467
The Panthers
always self-destruct.
1031
00:53:26,534 --> 00:53:28,133
...right out of the air
into his hands
1032
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:29,601
and another first down.
1033
00:53:29,667 --> 00:53:31,067
That's the sixth ball
he's caught today,
1034
00:53:31,133 --> 00:53:33,300
and we're not even
in the second half.
1035
00:53:33,367 --> 00:53:35,300
Steve Smith,
one of the players
Coach Coughlin said
1036
00:53:35,367 --> 00:53:37,901
the Giants had to stop.
The Giants with no answer--
1037
00:53:37,968 --> 00:53:41,234
Jim Trainor, saying so long
from Giants Stadium.
1038
00:53:41,300 --> 00:53:44,167
Final score:
Panthers 28, Giants 7--
1039
00:53:48,567 --> 00:53:50,234
You can't blame
the defense for this one.
1040
00:53:55,734 --> 00:53:57,067
Panthers
got some weapons.
1041
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:01,167
Quantrell played like shit.
1042
00:54:02,901 --> 00:54:04,234
Well, he was
double-teamed.
1043
00:54:09,067 --> 00:54:10,434
He was rusty.
1044
00:54:13,501 --> 00:54:15,634
[Philadelphia Phil]
Tied for first place!
1045
00:54:15,701 --> 00:54:17,234
[rhythmic clapping]
1046
00:54:17,300 --> 00:54:19,033
Tied for first place!
1047
00:54:19,100 --> 00:54:20,501
[rhythmic clapping]
1048
00:54:20,567 --> 00:54:22,367
Tied for first place!
1049
00:54:22,434 --> 00:54:23,934
[rhythmic clapping]
1050
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,801
Hey, oh, oh,
and one more thing
I'd like to add.
1051
00:54:26,868 --> 00:54:28,968
Tied for first place!
1052
00:54:29,033 --> 00:54:30,434
[rhythmic clapping]
1053
00:54:48,133 --> 00:54:49,067
Huh.
1054
00:54:55,968 --> 00:54:57,133
What's so funny?
1055
00:55:01,300 --> 00:55:04,501
You must have the world's
biggest collection
of Chinese packets.
1056
00:55:07,300 --> 00:55:09,234
It's a sin to throw out food.
1057
00:55:16,167 --> 00:55:18,767
[sighs] My mother,
the soy-sauce squirrel.
1058
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,734
It's a real riot,
not being wasteful.
1059
00:55:26,834 --> 00:55:29,267
You know what's a riot?
1060
00:55:29,334 --> 00:55:32,100
Is you spending 20 years
1061
00:55:32,167 --> 00:55:33,868
collecting
all these sauce packets
1062
00:55:33,934 --> 00:55:35,934
that you're never
gonna use. That's a riot.
1063
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,734
You're a sick boy, you know
that, Paul? You need help.
1064
00:55:38,801 --> 00:55:41,601
Yeah. And you need
6,000 egg rolls.
1065
00:55:41,667 --> 00:55:43,400
To put all that stuff on!
1066
00:55:43,467 --> 00:55:45,400
[laughs]
1067
00:55:50,501 --> 00:55:52,300
[sighs heavily]
1068
00:55:54,667 --> 00:55:56,267
[phone rings]
1069
00:55:59,033 --> 00:56:01,133
[ring]
1070
00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:02,300
Hello?
1071
00:56:02,367 --> 00:56:05,300
Good evening.
Is, uh, Paul home?
1072
00:56:05,367 --> 00:56:07,434
Uh, may I say who's calling?
1073
00:56:07,501 --> 00:56:10,801
This is Murray Pape.
I'm calling
from the Daily News.
1074
00:56:10,868 --> 00:56:13,467
Uh, he's not here right now.
May I take a message?
1075
00:56:13,534 --> 00:56:16,634
Yeah. I'd just
like to ask him
a few quick questions...
1076
00:56:16,701 --> 00:56:18,067
about the lawsuit.
1077
00:56:18,133 --> 00:56:20,400
If you could, I'd
really appreciate--
Lawsuit?
1078
00:56:40,567 --> 00:56:42,167
Yeah. Excuse me.
1079
00:56:42,234 --> 00:56:43,534
Paul, what the fuck?
1080
00:56:43,601 --> 00:56:45,834
Paul. Paul. Paul.
1081
00:56:45,901 --> 00:56:49,634
Hello? Hello?
Paul. Paul. Paul.
1082
00:56:52,434 --> 00:56:56,334
"In an unexpected
turn of events,
the lawyer for alleged--"
1083
00:56:56,400 --> 00:56:58,234
I'm taking
a fuckin' dump here!
"The lawyer
1084
00:56:58,300 --> 00:57:01,834
"for alleged Quantrell Bishop
beating victim Paul Aufiero
1085
00:57:01,901 --> 00:57:04,968
yesterday filed
a $77 million lawsuit--"
1086
00:57:05,033 --> 00:57:07,434
Can we discuss this
after I wipe my ass?
1087
00:57:07,501 --> 00:57:09,167
"...against the star
linebacker in federal court
1088
00:57:09,234 --> 00:57:10,834
on behalf of his client"?
1089
00:57:10,901 --> 00:57:12,901
Jeff, what the fuck?
I'm acting
in your best interests.
1090
00:57:12,968 --> 00:57:14,334
You're not seeing
things clearly here.
1091
00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:16,901
You have no right.
I have a right
if you're my brother
1092
00:57:16,968 --> 00:57:18,968
and you're not mentally
competent to make decisions
for yourself.
1093
00:57:19,033 --> 00:57:21,300
I'm mentally competent!
You're a 36-year-old man
1094
00:57:21,367 --> 00:57:22,901
who lives home
with his mother,
1095
00:57:22,968 --> 00:57:24,801
who depends on her for food,
for laundry,
1096
00:57:24,868 --> 00:57:26,901
and countless basic fuckin'
life necessities. All right?
1097
00:57:26,968 --> 00:57:29,767
On paper you're basically
a fuckin' vegetable!
Oh, fuck you!
1098
00:57:29,834 --> 00:57:31,100
It's true!
You can't do this!
1099
00:57:31,167 --> 00:57:33,033
I just did.
I--
1100
00:57:33,100 --> 00:57:36,334
Where the fuck
did you get $77 million
from?
1101
00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:38,033
I calculated it.
Yeah, outta your ass.
1102
00:57:38,100 --> 00:57:40,367
I know you're a fan
of this guy, but you gotta
stop looking at him
1103
00:57:40,434 --> 00:57:42,701
as some kind of fuckin' hero
and start looking at him
1104
00:57:42,767 --> 00:57:45,133
as some big, black,
moulinyan jack-off asshole
1105
00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:46,968
that gave you brain damage!
Hey, my brain's fine.
1106
00:57:47,033 --> 00:57:48,100
Yeah.
You--
1107
00:57:48,167 --> 00:57:50,334
It was an accident.
1108
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:52,801
The whole thing
was a misunderstanding.
A misunderstanding?
1109
00:57:52,868 --> 00:57:54,567
He was drunk!
That's no excuse.
1110
00:57:54,634 --> 00:57:57,934
He-- I was bothering him.
Okay? He-- He was out
1111
00:57:58,000 --> 00:57:59,968
trying to have a good time
with his friends.
Do you hear yourself?
1112
00:58:00,033 --> 00:58:01,567
Do you actually
hear yourself?
1113
00:58:01,634 --> 00:58:03,000
Lots of people
get beat up every day.
1114
00:58:03,067 --> 00:58:04,534
I don't see you out there
suing for them.
1115
00:58:04,601 --> 00:58:06,100
Well, none of them
are my brother. Okay?
1116
00:58:06,167 --> 00:58:08,567
And for what it's worth, the
whole family supports it. Okay?
1117
00:58:08,634 --> 00:58:11,400
Gina, Mom, Dennis,
Christine, everybody.
For what it's worth,
1118
00:58:11,467 --> 00:58:12,534
I'm not gonna
let you do it.
1119
00:58:12,601 --> 00:58:14,133
Go ahead, stop me.
I will.
1120
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:15,501
Go for it.
1121
00:58:18,133 --> 00:58:19,767
Can I finish
my shit now?
1122
00:58:23,033 --> 00:58:23,968
[slam]
1123
00:58:25,334 --> 00:58:26,734
[buzz]
1124
00:58:30,667 --> 00:58:31,801
Can I borrow your Internet?
1125
00:58:45,033 --> 00:58:47,934
Maybe "Stopping
a lawsuit"?
1126
00:58:58,200 --> 00:59:00,434
Man, they usually have
everything on there.
1127
00:59:03,367 --> 00:59:06,467
Maybe the lawyers don't want
that information public.
1128
00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:09,868
Yeah,
that makes sense.
1129
00:59:23,901 --> 00:59:25,767
[Sports Dogg]
They're gonna go down
with Yankees up
1130
00:59:25,834 --> 00:59:28,434
3-zip in the ALCS
losing to the Red Sox.
1131
00:59:28,501 --> 00:59:30,000
If they blow this game
in Philly,
1132
00:59:30,067 --> 00:59:32,167
they're never gonna
live it down in New York.
1133
00:59:32,234 --> 00:59:33,801
Let's go to line 3.
What's up?
1134
00:59:33,868 --> 00:59:35,601
Hey, hey, Sports Dogg,
how ya doin'?
1135
00:59:35,667 --> 00:59:37,200
It's Philadelphia Phil
calling here.
1136
00:59:37,267 --> 00:59:39,901
Look, I'm calling in tonight
with a shocking revelation.
1137
00:59:39,968 --> 00:59:42,267
All right, it's
about the Quantrell Bishop
situation.
1138
00:59:42,334 --> 00:59:44,133
As you might know
from the news,
1139
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:47,734
the name of the jerk-off
that they beat up
is Paul Aufiero.
1140
00:59:47,801 --> 00:59:51,167
All right? And what
you might not know is
I have a good authority
1141
00:59:51,234 --> 00:59:53,701
that Paul Aufiero
is none other than...
1142
00:59:53,767 --> 00:59:55,200
* Da-da-da-da-
da-da-da-da *
1143
00:59:55,267 --> 00:59:57,868
Paul from frickin'
Staten Island.
1144
00:59:57,934 --> 01:00:00,601
You don't know that, Phil.
We don't give out full names
on the air here.
1145
01:00:00,667 --> 01:00:02,734
Yeah, but you do
on the Sports Dogg
1146
01:00:02,801 --> 01:00:04,868
website, all right? And
I was on it last night,
[phone rings]
1147
01:00:04,934 --> 01:00:07,234
my friend. And on the
Caller of the Month page,
1148
01:00:07,300 --> 01:00:10,067
I saw the name
from November 2006--
[ring]
1149
01:00:10,133 --> 01:00:11,767
Paul Aufiero.
[Theresa]
Paul.
1150
01:00:11,834 --> 01:00:14,434
from Ellingtonville,
Staten Island. All right?
[ring]
1151
01:00:14,501 --> 01:00:16,000
Do you understand
what I'm saying?
1152
01:00:16,067 --> 01:00:18,000
Are you putting two and two
together, my friend?
[ring]
1153
01:00:18,067 --> 01:00:20,701
All right, I clicked on his
profile-- favorite team,
1154
01:00:20,767 --> 01:00:22,968
the Giants.
Favorite athlete--
[ring]
1155
01:00:23,033 --> 01:00:24,767
Quantrell Bishop.
Paul!
1156
01:00:24,834 --> 01:00:26,968
Favorite food,
roast Eagle.
[ring]
1157
01:00:27,033 --> 01:00:28,868
It's him!
All right?
1158
01:00:28,934 --> 01:00:29,968
You listening?
Paul from Staten Island
1159
01:00:30,033 --> 01:00:31,734
got beat up
by his favorite player,
1160
01:00:31,801 --> 01:00:32,801
and now he's suing him
1161
01:00:32,868 --> 01:00:35,133
for 77 million
freakin' dollars?!
1162
01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:36,868
Are you kidding me?
Fuckin' piece-of-shit
scumbag.
1163
01:00:36,934 --> 01:00:37,868
Can you believe that?
1164
01:00:37,934 --> 01:00:39,868
But I feel bad
for you, buddy.
1165
01:00:39,934 --> 01:00:41,267
I do. You got dumped.
1166
01:00:41,334 --> 01:00:42,968
All alone, no team.
1167
01:00:43,033 --> 01:00:45,267
That's why I wanna
personally invite
you to switch over.
1168
01:00:45,334 --> 01:00:47,501
I am giving you
an invitation
to switch over.
1169
01:00:47,567 --> 01:00:49,934
Leave the dark side
and join the
1170
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:51,968
Eagle Nation.
You can start this Monday
1171
01:00:52,033 --> 01:00:55,000
night at Sharkey's
on Passyunk, South Philly,
1172
01:00:55,067 --> 01:00:57,167
where me and the rest
of my Eagle brothers
1173
01:00:57,234 --> 01:00:59,667
will bewatching us
crush theMidgets
1174
01:00:59,734 --> 01:01:02,200
and take the Eastern Crown!
Do you understand? Come--
1175
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:16,267
Hey, Paul, how you doin'?
Adam Feuerstein, Newsday.
1176
01:01:16,334 --> 01:01:18,267
Can I ask you
a few questions?
Not now.
1177
01:01:18,334 --> 01:01:20,400
Um...Paul? How
does it feel like
1178
01:01:20,467 --> 01:01:22,434
to get beat up
by your hero?
1179
01:01:22,501 --> 01:01:25,267
Is it true that you're
a lifelong die-hard--
Leave me alone!
1180
01:01:25,334 --> 01:01:26,267
Paul!
1181
01:01:27,667 --> 01:01:28,634
Paul!
1182
01:01:42,934 --> 01:01:45,267
[Caller]
Say that I'm
a Rangers fan,
1183
01:01:45,334 --> 01:01:46,434
but it's more
like I'm a
1184
01:01:46,501 --> 01:01:48,133
Rangers endurer, like--
1185
01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:51,300
It's like I'm going
to a funeral every game,
1186
01:01:51,367 --> 01:01:52,767
and last night
was no different.
1187
01:01:52,834 --> 01:01:55,634
I mean, I think
if they can wear boots...
1188
01:01:55,701 --> 01:01:57,434
Uh, $5.00.
1189
01:01:57,501 --> 01:02:00,200
I mean,
what is that? Are they even
playing hockey anymore?
1190
01:02:00,267 --> 01:02:02,033
So you still gonna
be rooting for 'em
Monday night?
1191
01:02:05,133 --> 01:02:07,434
[phone ringing]
1192
01:02:10,400 --> 01:02:12,834
[ring, click]
1193
01:02:12,901 --> 01:02:14,300
This is Murray Pape.
Hi, Mr.--
1194
01:02:14,367 --> 01:02:16,400
I'm unavailable right now,
but if you leave a message,
1195
01:02:16,467 --> 01:02:17,467
I'll get back to you.
1196
01:02:17,534 --> 01:02:20,300
To page this person,
press five now.
1197
01:02:20,367 --> 01:02:22,868
At the tone, please
record your message.
1198
01:02:22,934 --> 01:02:24,267
[beep]
1199
01:02:24,334 --> 01:02:26,100
Hello, Mr. Pape.
1200
01:02:26,167 --> 01:02:28,000
This is Paul Aufiero.
1201
01:02:28,067 --> 01:02:30,300
I'm calling
to let you know
1202
01:02:30,367 --> 01:02:33,334
that I'm planning to hold
a press conference
1203
01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:34,968
to set the record straight
1204
01:02:35,033 --> 01:02:39,300
on my situation regarding
Quantrell Bishop.
1205
01:02:39,367 --> 01:02:42,234
The press conference
will occur tomorrow night
1206
01:02:42,300 --> 01:02:45,133
at around 11:30 p.m.
1207
01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:48,968
or approximately
a few minutes after
1208
01:02:49,033 --> 01:02:54,000
on the Sports Dogg program
on The Zone.
1209
01:02:54,067 --> 01:02:57,100
Please pass word
along to your coworkers
1210
01:02:57,167 --> 01:03:00,067
or any other people
in the media
1211
01:03:00,133 --> 01:03:03,501
you feel this might be
of interest to.
1212
01:03:03,567 --> 01:03:05,200
Thank you very much.
1213
01:03:05,267 --> 01:03:07,701
Sincerely,
Paul Aufiero.
1214
01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:13,901
[beeping]
1215
01:03:13,968 --> 01:03:16,067
[ring]
1216
01:03:16,133 --> 01:03:17,567
[sighs]
1217
01:03:19,467 --> 01:03:20,434
Sports Dogg.
Name and location.
1218
01:03:20,501 --> 01:03:22,200
Hey. Yeah, it's--
it's, uh,
1219
01:03:22,267 --> 01:03:23,634
Paul from Staten Island.
1220
01:03:23,701 --> 01:03:27,367
Paul. Hey, uh, what's,
uh, what's goin' on?
1221
01:03:27,434 --> 01:03:30,467
Uh, listen. Could you--
Could you, uh, get me on
really quick?
1222
01:03:31,634 --> 01:03:33,434
Yeah, hang on
a second.
Okay.
1223
01:03:33,501 --> 01:03:34,634
Joe from Staten Island.
1224
01:03:34,701 --> 01:03:36,033
First time, long time,
all right?
1225
01:03:36,100 --> 01:03:37,534
What's up, Dogg? Listen -
1226
01:03:37,601 --> 01:03:39,067
[second caller]
They couldn't win a game
1227
01:03:39,133 --> 01:03:41,100
if their life depended on it.
1228
01:03:41,167 --> 01:03:43,601
What kind of management
do they have there?
1229
01:03:43,667 --> 01:03:46,100
I'd rather watch the high
school teams in my area
1230
01:03:46,167 --> 01:03:48,100
than go and watch these--
1231
01:03:48,167 --> 01:03:49,534
Paul?
You're up next.
1232
01:03:49,601 --> 01:03:50,601
Yeah, okay,
thanks.
1233
01:03:50,667 --> 01:03:52,234
This is a comedy!
We live in--
1234
01:03:52,300 --> 01:03:53,834
[Sports Dogg]
Yeah, I'd agree with that.
Good job, Chuck.
1235
01:03:53,901 --> 01:03:55,501
I can dig it.
[click]
1236
01:03:55,567 --> 01:03:58,000
Are you kidding me?
Oh, this is gonna
be a huge call.
1237
01:03:58,067 --> 01:04:02,734
Line one, a world exclusive,
Paul from Staten Island.
1238
01:04:02,801 --> 01:04:04,367
Hey, Sports Dogg.
How you doing?
1239
01:04:04,434 --> 01:04:05,801
Hey! What's up,
Paul, man?
1240
01:04:05,868 --> 01:04:07,801
A lot of people have been
talkin' about you, brother.
1241
01:04:07,868 --> 01:04:10,434
I know. And, uh,
I just wanted to say...
1242
01:04:10,501 --> 01:04:13,133
a-- a, uh, a lot of people
1243
01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:15,234
have been talking
about me these days,
1244
01:04:15,300 --> 01:04:17,267
and most of it is wrong.
1245
01:04:17,334 --> 01:04:20,467
So it's time I cleared
the record straight.
1246
01:04:20,534 --> 01:04:23,601
First off, with regarding
the alleged incident
1247
01:04:23,667 --> 01:04:25,868
between me
and Quantrell Bishop
1248
01:04:25,934 --> 01:04:29,734
on November 30th,
this was not an attack.
1249
01:04:29,801 --> 01:04:31,934
It was an unfortunate
misunder--
[Theresa] Paul.
1250
01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:35,934
[quietly]
It was an unfortunate
misunderstanding
1251
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:37,534
between the two of us.
1252
01:04:37,601 --> 01:04:39,300
He did nothing--
Who are you
talking to?
1253
01:04:40,868 --> 01:04:43,968
He did nothing wrong,
and I have no plans to sue.
1254
01:04:44,033 --> 01:04:46,300
The lawsuit
was accidentally filed
1255
01:04:46,367 --> 01:04:48,100
by a person in my family
1256
01:04:48,167 --> 01:04:50,000
who misunderstood the situ--
[Theresa on the line]
Paul, I have had it.
1257
01:04:52,734 --> 01:04:54,534
Uh, get off the phone,
please?
1258
01:04:54,601 --> 01:04:57,167
I have to be up
at 7:30.
1259
01:04:57,234 --> 01:04:58,501
Hang up.
1260
01:04:58,567 --> 01:05:00,334
[Sports Dogg]
Who is that?
1261
01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:03,667
[Theresa]
I have a doctor's
appointment at 9.
1262
01:05:03,734 --> 01:05:04,667
Okay.
1263
01:05:04,734 --> 01:05:06,467
It's surgery, Paul.
1264
01:05:06,534 --> 01:05:07,901
[Sports Dogg, chuckling]
Is that his mother?
1265
01:05:07,968 --> 01:05:10,234
They're removing
my corn.
1266
01:05:10,300 --> 01:05:12,167
If I don't get
a good night's--
Fucking hang up
1267
01:05:12,234 --> 01:05:13,901
the fucking phone!
[Sports Dogg]
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
1268
01:05:13,968 --> 01:05:16,634
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
No F-bombs, dude.
1269
01:05:16,701 --> 01:05:18,601
You know that.
I gotta let you go.
1270
01:05:18,667 --> 01:05:20,300
[click]
Uh--
1271
01:05:20,367 --> 01:05:21,334
Hello!
1272
01:05:22,634 --> 01:05:24,167
Why are you
doing this to me?
1273
01:05:24,234 --> 01:05:26,400
I'm not doing nothing to you!
You do it all to yourself!
1274
01:05:26,467 --> 01:05:27,701
I'm sick of you
treating me like a baby!
1275
01:05:27,767 --> 01:05:29,534
You area baby,
with your calls
1276
01:05:29,601 --> 01:05:31,000
and your little
playmate Sal!
1277
01:05:31,067 --> 01:05:33,334
Why don't you grow up
and get a life?
I have a life!
1278
01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:35,334
No, you don't!
I'm happy
with my life!
1279
01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:37,300
No, you're not!
Hey, I think I would know!
1280
01:05:37,367 --> 01:05:39,267
Happy is family,
children!
1281
01:05:39,334 --> 01:05:41,234
Oh, says you!
Says everybody!
1282
01:05:41,300 --> 01:05:44,067
There's basic stuff
every person needs!
Oh, don't--
1283
01:05:44,133 --> 01:05:46,267
Your brother has 'em,
your sister has 'em,
only you!
1284
01:05:46,334 --> 01:05:48,834
Hey! Hey! No! No!
I don't want
what they've got!
1285
01:05:48,901 --> 01:05:52,000
I don't want it!
I don't want it!
I don't want it!
1286
01:05:53,667 --> 01:05:54,634
[door slams]
1287
01:05:57,467 --> 01:06:00,400
[low rumbling]
1288
01:06:21,100 --> 01:06:23,033
[rumbling continues]
1289
01:06:28,667 --> 01:06:30,100
[rumbling intensifies, fades]
1290
01:06:30,167 --> 01:06:32,334
[Caller]
This Giants fan
is really upset.
1291
01:06:32,400 --> 01:06:34,501
He's afraid they're gonna
lose out the string now,
1292
01:06:34,567 --> 01:06:38,033
so now he's watching
the Jets and the 49ers
1293
01:06:38,100 --> 01:06:41,000
and hoping they could,
uh, wring out a win.
1294
01:06:41,067 --> 01:06:44,033
This is a depressed
Giants fan today, folks.
1295
01:06:44,100 --> 01:06:47,133
[wind blowing]
1296
01:06:47,200 --> 01:06:48,834
[Commentator]
That was his best year.
1297
01:06:48,901 --> 01:06:51,067
It wasn't,
you know, 15-16.
1298
01:06:51,133 --> 01:06:53,000
Uh, this kid Harvey had,
Derrick Harvey,
1299
01:06:53,067 --> 01:06:54,400
has four sacks through
the first eight games--
1300
01:06:54,467 --> 01:06:56,400
[TV playing]
1301
01:06:59,334 --> 01:07:00,567
Where you going?
1302
01:07:03,934 --> 01:07:05,133
Paul?
1303
01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:06,167
[door closes]
1304
01:07:06,234 --> 01:07:08,167
[TV continues]
1305
01:08:14,801 --> 01:08:17,100
[Theresa]
I have no idea
where you are.
1306
01:08:17,167 --> 01:08:20,300
When you take my car,
you can at least
have the courtesy to--
1307
01:08:20,367 --> 01:08:21,734
[beep]
1308
01:08:21,801 --> 01:08:24,534
[voicemail manager]
Message deleted.
Next message.
1309
01:08:24,601 --> 01:08:26,200
[Sal]
Yo, Paul, where are you?
I've been calling.
1310
01:08:26,267 --> 01:08:27,567
We watching at your place?
1311
01:08:27,634 --> 01:08:29,567
[traffic racket]
1312
01:08:38,767 --> 01:08:40,701
[traffic roaring]
1313
01:10:01,300 --> 01:10:04,567
[Announcer]
...at KYW 1060.com.
1314
01:10:04,634 --> 01:10:07,067
Philadelphia officials admit
they won't even come close
1315
01:10:07,133 --> 01:10:08,400
to meeting their goal
1316
01:10:08,467 --> 01:10:10,934
with installing
250 surveillance cameras
1317
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:12,834
in high crime areas
by the end of--
1318
01:10:12,901 --> 01:10:15,100
[changes stations]
The governor, governor of the
Commonwealth of Pennsylvania,
1319
01:10:15,167 --> 01:10:17,734
Governor Ed Rendell, back
with us on the big talker 1210.
1320
01:10:17,801 --> 01:10:19,868
Governor, we got
a cheesesteak here
with your name on it.
1321
01:10:19,934 --> 01:10:21,567
[Governor]
Yeah. I'm on the air?
1322
01:10:21,634 --> 01:10:24,834
Well, I eat, uh, pizza
around this time of night.
1323
01:10:24,901 --> 01:10:26,634
I'm on my way back
to Harrisburg.
1324
01:10:26,701 --> 01:10:27,968
I'm in the car, and--
1325
01:10:28,033 --> 01:10:29,667
[traffic racket]
1326
01:10:43,834 --> 01:10:46,234
[humming]
1327
01:10:46,300 --> 01:10:50,701
* What's gotta be will be *
1328
01:10:50,767 --> 01:10:52,801
[humming]
1329
01:10:59,701 --> 01:11:01,634
** [upbeat rock]
1330
01:11:22,634 --> 01:11:25,267
* Gonna have
your sweet lovin' *
1331
01:11:25,334 --> 01:11:27,834
* Daddy
rollin' in your arms *
1332
01:11:49,801 --> 01:11:52,601
* Gonna have
your sweet lovin' *
1333
01:11:52,667 --> 01:11:55,267
* Daddy
rollin' in your arms *
1334
01:12:02,334 --> 01:12:04,868
* Gonna fly me to your door *
1335
01:12:10,334 --> 01:12:13,267
[lively chatter]
1336
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:22,400
[Man on TV]
McNabb already looking sharp,
coming off a great game
1337
01:12:22,467 --> 01:12:24,901
last week against St. Louis.
1338
01:12:29,234 --> 01:12:30,267
Phil!
1339
01:12:31,334 --> 01:12:33,267
[TV chatter continues]
1340
01:12:41,033 --> 01:12:43,801
[crowd chatter
becomes lively, cheering]
1341
01:12:46,534 --> 01:12:47,467
Phil!
1342
01:12:58,701 --> 01:12:59,634
Phil!
1343
01:13:07,868 --> 01:13:10,334
We get to Wisconsin,
and literally I came
1344
01:13:10,400 --> 01:13:13,167
as we're driving across
the bridge into Wisconsin.
It was like a conquest.
1345
01:13:13,234 --> 01:13:15,267
Right.
We get to Wisconsin,
he says,
1346
01:13:15,334 --> 01:13:17,334
"Hey, can you drive a stick?"
And I was like, "Huh?"
1347
01:13:17,400 --> 01:13:20,434
[laughs] I'm like,
"Dude, I can drive
a stick."
1348
01:13:20,501 --> 01:13:22,067
And he fucked her
in the back?
1349
01:13:22,133 --> 01:13:23,701
He fucked her
in the back seat,
but first,
1350
01:13:23,767 --> 01:13:25,934
the lady goes,
"Fricking huge!"
[laughs]
1351
01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:27,400
That was
frickin' huge.
1352
01:13:28,767 --> 01:13:31,133
That was big.
That was big for us.
1353
01:13:33,234 --> 01:13:35,467
[Man] Let's go on.
Bring it fuckin' home.
1354
01:13:35,534 --> 01:13:36,901
Let's go,
let's go,
let's go.
1355
01:13:40,901 --> 01:13:42,634
This is what you call
a game turner.
1356
01:13:44,167 --> 01:13:46,601
It's called
a game "changer,"
you motherfucker.
1357
01:13:46,667 --> 01:13:47,701
Phil!
1358
01:13:47,767 --> 01:13:49,701
[crowd chatters]
1359
01:13:49,767 --> 01:13:52,033
[commentator on TV]
1360
01:13:52,100 --> 01:13:53,801
Starving.
1361
01:13:55,601 --> 01:13:57,667
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
What you gonna do?
Come on!
1362
01:13:57,734 --> 01:13:58,734
[clapping]
1363
01:13:58,801 --> 01:14:00,000
Throw it
up his ass!
Phil!
1364
01:14:00,067 --> 01:14:01,000
Let's go!
1365
01:14:01,067 --> 01:14:03,000
[announcer
following game]
1366
01:14:05,434 --> 01:14:07,367
[cheering]
1367
01:14:07,434 --> 01:14:09,834
Yeah, you fuckin' asshole!
[cheering]
1368
01:14:09,901 --> 01:14:11,267
Yes! Oh, yes!
1369
01:14:11,334 --> 01:14:13,534
That's what
I'm talking about!
Yes.
1370
01:14:13,601 --> 01:14:15,534
That's what
I'm talking about!
1371
01:14:15,601 --> 01:14:18,000
[overlapping chatter,
shouting]
1372
01:14:18,067 --> 01:14:19,734
Whoo!
We got this.
1373
01:14:19,801 --> 01:14:21,334
We got this.
We got this.
1374
01:14:21,400 --> 01:14:22,400
[television chatter]
1375
01:14:22,467 --> 01:14:24,000
Take away that bullshit
fumble call,
1376
01:14:24,067 --> 01:14:25,434
we'd be up 14.
1377
01:14:25,501 --> 01:14:27,701
Yeah, you know what?
Not to worry.
It's about to get ugly.
1378
01:14:27,767 --> 01:14:29,167
Yeah, it's gonna
get fuckin' ugly.
1379
01:14:29,234 --> 01:14:30,234
Yeah.
1380
01:14:30,300 --> 01:14:31,901
How's it going, bo?
Phil.
1381
01:14:31,968 --> 01:14:32,901
Oh. Mark.
1382
01:14:32,968 --> 01:14:34,667
How's it going?
Good, good.
1383
01:14:34,734 --> 01:14:36,601
I like the paint.
You got your colors,
right?
1384
01:14:36,667 --> 01:14:38,367
I'm flyin'
mycolors, man.
1385
01:14:38,434 --> 01:14:40,434
He's got his
fucking colors on.
[Man] Fly them, man. Fly 'em.
1386
01:14:40,501 --> 01:14:44,200
Fuckin' queers.
Douche, douche.
[man laughs]
1387
01:14:44,267 --> 01:14:45,200
Douche bags.
1388
01:14:45,267 --> 01:14:46,200
[laughter]
1389
01:14:46,267 --> 01:14:47,367
Douche, douche!
1390
01:14:47,434 --> 01:14:49,400
[TV chatter continues]
1391
01:14:49,467 --> 01:14:51,934
Douche, douche.
[TV chatter]
1392
01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:56,067
Now-- Now I just
want it to become,
like, an annihilation.
1393
01:14:56,133 --> 01:14:58,434
Like, I just want it
to become an abomination,
1394
01:14:58,501 --> 01:15:00,534
an annihilation,
a murder,
1395
01:15:00,601 --> 01:15:02,234
a mass fuckin' murder!
1396
01:15:02,300 --> 01:15:04,367
[man laughs]
You fuck.
1397
01:15:05,801 --> 01:15:08,601
I want to
mass fuckin' murder,
these motherfuckers.
1398
01:15:08,667 --> 01:15:10,067
You know what I mean?
[laughter]
1399
01:15:10,133 --> 01:15:11,133
[laughter]
1400
01:15:11,200 --> 01:15:12,334
An abomination!
1401
01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:13,667
[laughing]
Whoo!
1402
01:15:13,734 --> 01:15:15,934
[laughing]
1403
01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:19,434
[continues laughing]
1404
01:15:19,501 --> 01:15:20,434
Yeah.
Yeah.
1405
01:15:20,501 --> 01:15:21,934
Yeah!
1406
01:15:22,033 --> 01:15:22,968
Yeah.
1407
01:15:23,033 --> 01:15:24,300
[clapping]
1408
01:15:26,834 --> 01:15:28,868
[game announcer
calling action]
1409
01:15:31,634 --> 01:15:33,434
In the end zone!
Touchdown!
1410
01:15:33,501 --> 01:15:35,467
[cheering]
1411
01:15:37,767 --> 01:15:40,968
Yes! Fucking touchdown,
you asshole! Yes!
1412
01:15:41,033 --> 01:15:43,033
Yes! You fuck!
1413
01:15:43,100 --> 01:15:44,868
That's what
I'm fuckin' talking about!
1414
01:15:44,934 --> 01:15:47,200
Ah, ha! Ha ha ha!
1415
01:15:47,267 --> 01:15:50,167
Asshole!
Look at him. Yeah,
he's a giant fag!
1416
01:15:50,234 --> 01:15:53,400
No, no,
not a giant fag.
He's a Giantfag,
1417
01:15:53,467 --> 01:15:57,067
like a Giant fag?
You know what I mean?
You dumb fuck. Yes!
1418
01:15:57,133 --> 01:16:01,000
Yes! I love it. Whoo!
1419
01:16:02,367 --> 01:16:04,634
Hey, I-- Listen, this is
gonna sound kinda weird,
1420
01:16:04,701 --> 01:16:07,601
but, uh,
do I know you?
1421
01:16:09,267 --> 01:16:14,267
Just that you sound familiar,
you know, your voice. Um...
1422
01:16:14,334 --> 01:16:15,267
[crowd chatter]
1423
01:16:15,334 --> 01:16:17,334
You ever go, uh,
listen to, uh,
1424
01:16:17,400 --> 01:16:19,734
The Pen? 860?
1425
01:16:19,801 --> 01:16:20,868
Sometimes.
1426
01:16:20,934 --> 01:16:23,501
Rob Ryan
or Eagle's Nest
1427
01:16:23,567 --> 01:16:24,767
or Nothing But Netsky--
1428
01:16:24,834 --> 01:16:26,133
you know,
those call-in shows?
1429
01:16:26,200 --> 01:16:28,367
I'm pretty much a regular
on all those shows.
1430
01:16:28,434 --> 01:16:29,367
That's gotta be it.
1431
01:16:29,434 --> 01:16:30,734
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I call in there,
1432
01:16:30,801 --> 01:16:31,968
you know,
break balls
and shit.
1433
01:16:32,033 --> 01:16:33,434
It's a good time.
You know what I mean?
1434
01:16:33,501 --> 01:16:35,167
[laughs]
I even, uh,
1435
01:16:35,234 --> 01:16:38,400
been calling up the local
shows up in New York now,
piss off the locals.
1436
01:16:38,467 --> 01:16:39,434
You know what I mean?
Yeah?
1437
01:16:39,501 --> 01:16:40,534
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
1438
01:16:40,601 --> 01:16:41,734
I fucking can't
stand Giants fans.
1439
01:16:41,801 --> 01:16:43,234
Yeah,
like Giants fans.
1440
01:16:43,300 --> 01:16:45,701
Yeah, fuck Giants fans.
I can't stand
those motherfuckers.
1441
01:16:45,767 --> 01:16:49,701
Fuck 'em.
There's that one guy that
got his ass beat by Bishop?
1442
01:16:49,767 --> 01:16:50,767
You heard about that?
1443
01:16:50,834 --> 01:16:51,801
Oh, something about--
1444
01:16:51,868 --> 01:16:54,267
Yeah, yeah. He, um...
[pounds bar]
1445
01:16:54,334 --> 01:16:56,200
He's a big fan. Bishop
was his favorite player.
Right.
1446
01:16:56,267 --> 01:16:57,634
And somehow or another,
he pissed him off.
1447
01:16:57,701 --> 01:16:59,300
It's, like, you wanna
fuckin' grow up.
1448
01:16:59,367 --> 01:17:02,300
You wanna belike Mike,
not get fuckin'-your-ass
kicked by Mike.
1449
01:17:02,367 --> 01:17:03,334
Yeah! [laughs]
1450
01:17:03,400 --> 01:17:05,133
Imagine
fuckin' Julius Erving
1451
01:17:05,200 --> 01:17:07,300
come and kicking
my fucking ass?
[laughs]
1452
01:17:07,367 --> 01:17:09,067
Fuckin' jerk-off.
It's crazy.
1453
01:17:09,133 --> 01:17:10,467
Yeah, it fuckin' is.
1454
01:17:10,534 --> 01:17:11,901
What's your name again?
1455
01:17:11,968 --> 01:17:12,901
Mark.
1456
01:17:12,968 --> 01:17:14,100
All right!
Mark.
1457
01:17:14,167 --> 01:17:15,901
All ri-ight!
Mark the Spark!
1458
01:17:15,968 --> 01:17:17,234
Mark the Spark!
1459
01:17:17,300 --> 01:17:18,267
Mark the spark!
1460
01:17:18,334 --> 01:17:20,901
Yeah. Killer Phil!
Killer Phil!
Hey!
1461
01:17:20,968 --> 01:17:24,100
Here we go, and it's
only gonna get worse
for the fucking guy,
1462
01:17:24,167 --> 01:17:25,501
in one minute 33,
1463
01:17:25,567 --> 01:17:27,334
one minute and 32...
1464
01:17:27,400 --> 01:17:30,267
and 27-- 29, you fuck.
1465
01:17:30,334 --> 01:17:32,467
Whatever.
You can't fucking count.
1466
01:17:32,534 --> 01:17:35,868
26. 27. Yes.
[crowd] Giants suck!
Giants suck!
1467
01:17:35,934 --> 01:17:37,634
Life is good, baby!
1468
01:17:37,701 --> 01:17:40,234
Folks, you can put
a bow on this one.
Giants suck! Giants suck!
1469
01:17:40,300 --> 01:17:42,567
Giants suck! Giants suck!
1470
01:17:42,634 --> 01:17:45,534
Giants suck! Giants suck!
1471
01:17:45,601 --> 01:17:48,367
Giants suck! Giants suck!
1472
01:17:48,434 --> 01:17:50,734
Giants suck! Giants suck!
1473
01:17:50,801 --> 01:17:53,601
Giants suck!
The cock!
1474
01:17:53,667 --> 01:17:55,033
Giants suck!
Cock!
1475
01:17:55,100 --> 01:17:56,534
Giants suck!
My balls!
1476
01:17:56,601 --> 01:17:58,767
Giants suck! Giants suck!
1477
01:17:58,834 --> 01:18:01,300
Giants suck! Giants suck!
1478
01:18:01,367 --> 01:18:04,534
Giants suck! Giants suck!
1479
01:18:04,601 --> 01:18:06,901
Giants suck! Giants suck!
1480
01:18:06,968 --> 01:18:09,901
Giants suck! Giants suck!
1481
01:18:09,968 --> 01:18:12,400
Giants suck! Giants suck!
1482
01:18:12,467 --> 01:18:15,200
Giants suck! Giants suck!
1483
01:18:15,267 --> 01:18:17,767
Giants suck! Giants suck!
1484
01:18:17,834 --> 01:18:20,734
Giants suck! Giants suck!
1485
01:18:20,801 --> 01:18:23,200
Giants suck! Giants suck!
1486
01:18:23,267 --> 01:18:25,767
Giants suck! Giants suck!
1487
01:18:25,834 --> 01:18:28,801
Giants suck! Giants suck!
1488
01:18:28,868 --> 01:18:32,100
[Announcer]
The clock has expired,
the season has expired.
1489
01:18:32,167 --> 01:18:34,100
** [rock]
1490
01:18:47,067 --> 01:18:48,667
Are you gonna--
1491
01:18:48,734 --> 01:18:51,667
Are you gonna
call up that station
up in New York tonight?
1492
01:18:51,734 --> 01:18:53,834
Yeah. Shit, yeah.
1493
01:18:53,901 --> 01:18:55,367
I got a big bag of salt
1494
01:18:55,434 --> 01:18:57,567
that needs wounds
for rubbing into.
1495
01:18:57,634 --> 01:18:58,567
[laughs]
1496
01:19:00,901 --> 01:19:02,467
I'll bet--
I bet that loser's
1497
01:19:02,534 --> 01:19:04,634
writing out
his suicide note
as we speak.
1498
01:19:04,701 --> 01:19:05,634
Yeah.
1499
01:19:05,701 --> 01:19:07,667
Uhh...sss...
1500
01:19:07,734 --> 01:19:08,667
Ahh.
1501
01:19:09,901 --> 01:19:12,934
Come on! Gotta drain
the monster. Let's go.
1502
01:19:24,767 --> 01:19:25,767
[sighs]
1503
01:19:28,234 --> 01:19:30,200
[locks door]
1504
01:19:30,267 --> 01:19:32,701
Bo, what are you doing?
I'm taking a fuckin'--
1505
01:19:34,400 --> 01:19:36,133
Hey, whoa, whoa.
What are you-- What
are you doing, man?
1506
01:19:36,200 --> 01:19:37,501
Don't do-- Don't do that.
Be quiet.
1507
01:19:38,634 --> 01:19:39,767
No, no, no,
don't-- don't--
1508
01:19:39,834 --> 01:19:41,033
Quiet. Okay?
1509
01:19:44,767 --> 01:19:46,300
You didn't have to be mean.
1510
01:19:48,267 --> 01:19:49,868
What are you talking about,
mean?
1511
01:19:51,634 --> 01:19:53,000
Every--
1512
01:19:53,067 --> 01:19:55,234
Everybody's
always so mean.
1513
01:19:56,801 --> 01:19:58,601
Bo, I don't know
who the fuck you are, okay?
1514
01:19:58,667 --> 01:19:59,601
What are you doing?
1515
01:20:00,667 --> 01:20:02,400
And it wears me out.
1516
01:20:04,300 --> 01:20:05,534
Yo, listen to me.
Listen to me.
1517
01:20:05,601 --> 01:20:07,567
You got the wrong guy here,
you understand?
No.
1518
01:20:09,133 --> 01:20:10,968
I got...the right guy.
1519
01:20:12,534 --> 01:20:13,634
[cocks trigger]
No, no, don't--
don't do that.
1520
01:20:13,701 --> 01:20:14,934
Don't do that. I-- Don't
[gunshots]
1521
01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:16,133
do-- Unnh!
1522
01:20:16,200 --> 01:20:18,200
[gunshots]
1523
01:20:18,267 --> 01:20:20,234
[groans]
1524
01:20:20,300 --> 01:20:21,501
[moaning]
1525
01:20:21,567 --> 01:20:22,968
[screams]
1526
01:20:25,701 --> 01:20:26,634
Uhh...
1527
01:20:27,868 --> 01:20:28,901
Uhh! Uhh!
1528
01:20:28,968 --> 01:20:30,100
Ohh!
1529
01:20:31,167 --> 01:20:33,567
Uhh! Ohh!
1530
01:20:33,634 --> 01:20:35,701
Ohh! [gasping]
1531
01:20:35,767 --> 01:20:39,400
[gasping]
1532
01:20:39,467 --> 01:20:40,601
My God.
1533
01:20:40,667 --> 01:20:41,734
[muttering]
What's--
1534
01:20:41,801 --> 01:20:43,634
[gasping] What the fuck?
1535
01:20:43,701 --> 01:20:45,334
[breathing heavily]
1536
01:20:45,400 --> 01:20:47,100
[moans, breathes heavily]
1537
01:21:03,634 --> 01:21:05,300
Eagles...
1538
01:21:05,367 --> 01:21:06,534
suck.
1539
01:21:08,834 --> 01:21:11,133
* Delta Dawn *
1540
01:21:11,200 --> 01:21:14,133
* What's that flower
you have on? *
1541
01:21:14,200 --> 01:21:16,901
* Could it be a faded rose? *
1542
01:21:16,968 --> 01:21:18,534
[excited chatter]
1543
01:21:18,601 --> 01:21:19,534
Get back!
1544
01:21:20,601 --> 01:21:23,567
* And did I hear you say *
1545
01:21:23,634 --> 01:21:26,133
* He was a-meetin'
you here today *
1546
01:21:26,200 --> 01:21:27,334
[siren]
1547
01:21:27,400 --> 01:21:29,634
* To take you
to his mansion *
1548
01:21:29,701 --> 01:21:32,567
* In the sky? *
1549
01:21:32,634 --> 01:21:34,434
* She's 41 *
1550
01:21:34,501 --> 01:21:37,601
* And her daddy
still calls her baby *
1551
01:21:39,400 --> 01:21:40,834
* All the folks *
Freeze!
1552
01:21:40,901 --> 01:21:45,100
* Around Brownsville
say she's crazy *
1553
01:21:45,167 --> 01:21:47,968
* 'Cause she walks downtown
with a suitcase *
1554
01:21:48,033 --> 01:21:50,200
* In her hand *
1555
01:21:51,767 --> 01:21:55,667
* Lookin' for a mysterious
dark-haired man *
1556
01:21:55,734 --> 01:21:57,501
[siren]
1557
01:21:57,567 --> 01:21:58,501
[grunts]
1558
01:21:58,567 --> 01:22:00,100
* Delta Dawn *
1559
01:22:00,167 --> 01:22:03,434
* What's that flower
you have on? *
Sorry!
1560
01:22:03,501 --> 01:22:05,834
* Could it be a faded rose *
Sorry!
1561
01:22:05,901 --> 01:22:07,234
* From days gone by? *
1562
01:22:07,300 --> 01:22:09,467
Ow, ow, ow.
Shut the fuck up!
1563
01:22:09,534 --> 01:22:12,067
* And did I hear you say *
1564
01:22:12,133 --> 01:22:15,868
* He was a-meetin'
you here today *
1565
01:22:15,934 --> 01:22:18,334
* To take you
to his mansion *
1566
01:22:18,400 --> 01:22:21,868
* In the sky? *
1567
01:22:21,934 --> 01:22:24,234
* Delta Dawn *
1568
01:22:24,300 --> 01:22:27,067
* What's that flower
in the sky? *
1569
01:22:27,133 --> 01:22:29,067
[birds chirping]
1570
01:22:42,901 --> 01:22:44,901
[chuckling]
1571
01:22:47,133 --> 01:22:48,834
Oh, I'm so sorry.
1572
01:22:48,901 --> 01:22:51,067
I don't know
what I--
I know.
1573
01:22:51,133 --> 01:22:52,200
What are
you gonna do?
What are you
1574
01:22:52,267 --> 01:22:53,868
gonna do?
What are you
gonna do?
1575
01:22:54,934 --> 01:22:56,868
[soft overlapping
conversations]
1576
01:22:58,133 --> 01:23:01,133
[laughing]
1577
01:23:12,334 --> 01:23:13,534
Hey!
1578
01:23:14,667 --> 01:23:15,601
[chuckling]
Hey.
1579
01:23:18,434 --> 01:23:19,367
How's it going?
1580
01:23:22,767 --> 01:23:25,434
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
1581
01:23:25,501 --> 01:23:28,601
So, um, yeah.
1582
01:23:28,667 --> 01:23:30,267
Your mom been by?
1583
01:23:30,334 --> 01:23:32,934
Uh, she came by
a few days ago.
1584
01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:33,934
Um...
1585
01:23:35,601 --> 01:23:37,534
She's not really
taking this too well.
1586
01:23:37,601 --> 01:23:39,267
Yeah?
Yeah.
1587
01:23:41,834 --> 01:23:43,467
[sighs heavily]
1588
01:23:43,534 --> 01:23:47,000
How about, uh, Jeff?
1589
01:23:47,067 --> 01:23:49,634
Jeff was supposed
to come by yesterday,
1590
01:23:49,701 --> 01:23:53,501
and then something
with his kid
or something...
1591
01:23:59,400 --> 01:24:01,767
[fingers drumming]
1592
01:24:03,200 --> 01:24:04,334
[soft chuckle]
1593
01:24:04,400 --> 01:24:06,033
Oh, oh! Hey, hey, hey.
1594
01:24:06,100 --> 01:24:07,501
Hey...
1595
01:24:07,567 --> 01:24:08,634
What?
1596
01:24:17,400 --> 01:24:18,434
It's out?
1597
01:24:18,501 --> 01:24:21,067
Hot off the press,
from today's Post.
1598
01:24:21,133 --> 01:24:22,567
Oh, my God.
1599
01:24:22,634 --> 01:24:24,934
[muttering]
1600
01:24:28,734 --> 01:24:29,968
This is cake!
1601
01:24:30,033 --> 01:24:31,267
Uh, that's what I said.
1602
01:24:31,334 --> 01:24:33,033
Francisco...
1603
01:24:33,100 --> 01:24:34,601
Miami...
1604
01:24:37,067 --> 01:24:38,734
13 and 3. Easy.
1605
01:24:38,801 --> 01:24:39,968
What are your
three losses?
1606
01:24:40,033 --> 01:24:42,834
Green Bay, New England,
Chargers.
1607
01:24:42,901 --> 01:24:44,734
We could easily
beat Green Bay.
1608
01:24:44,801 --> 01:24:45,901
14 and 2.
1609
01:24:49,601 --> 01:24:50,734
Oh. Oh, man.
1610
01:24:50,801 --> 01:24:51,901
What?
1611
01:24:53,434 --> 01:24:56,033
New England, December 20th.
1612
01:24:58,934 --> 01:25:00,601
I get out that week.
1613
01:25:00,667 --> 01:25:01,667
Oh, shit.
1614
01:25:01,734 --> 01:25:02,667
Patsies are toast.
1615
01:25:02,734 --> 01:25:03,767
There's no way we're losing
1616
01:25:03,834 --> 01:25:05,601
with us in the parking lot.
Not a chance.
1617
01:25:05,667 --> 01:25:07,868
15 and 1.
1618
01:25:07,934 --> 01:25:09,067
Totally realistic.
1619
01:25:10,601 --> 01:25:12,000
Oh, man.
1620
01:25:13,767 --> 01:25:15,467
Oh, man!
1621
01:25:20,434 --> 01:25:21,901
It's gonna be a great year.
1622
01:25:23,367 --> 01:25:26,734
* I got kicked
off of Noah's Ark *
1623
01:25:26,801 --> 01:25:29,834
* I turned my cheek
to unkind remarks *
1624
01:25:29,901 --> 01:25:32,234
* There was two
of everything *
1625
01:25:32,300 --> 01:25:35,634
* And one of me *
1626
01:25:35,701 --> 01:25:38,133
* And when the rains
came tumblin' down *
1627
01:25:38,200 --> 01:25:41,400
* Held my breath,
and I stood my ground *
1628
01:25:41,467 --> 01:25:42,901
* And I watched that ship *
1629
01:25:42,968 --> 01:25:46,934
* Go sailin' out to sea *
1630
01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:48,334
* Take it back *
1631
01:25:48,400 --> 01:25:50,033
* Take it back *
1632
01:25:50,100 --> 01:25:52,601
* Oh, no,
you can't say that *
1633
01:25:52,667 --> 01:25:54,167
* All of my friends *
1634
01:25:54,234 --> 01:25:55,634
* Are not dead *
1635
01:25:55,701 --> 01:25:59,000
* Or in jail *
1636
01:25:59,067 --> 01:26:01,801
* Through rock
and through stone *
1637
01:26:01,868 --> 01:26:04,200
* The black wind still moans *
1638
01:26:04,267 --> 01:26:05,834
* Sweet revenge *
1639
01:26:05,901 --> 01:26:07,334
* Sweet revenge *
1640
01:26:07,400 --> 01:26:10,534
* Without fail *
1641
01:26:10,601 --> 01:26:13,367
* I caught an aisle seat
on a plane *
1642
01:26:13,434 --> 01:26:16,067
* And drove
an English teacher
half insane *
1643
01:26:16,133 --> 01:26:18,901
* Makin' up jokes
about bicycle spokes *
1644
01:26:18,968 --> 01:26:22,067
* And red balloons *
1645
01:26:22,133 --> 01:26:24,868
* So I called
on my local deejay *
1646
01:26:24,934 --> 01:26:27,901
* And he didn't have
a lot to say *
1647
01:26:27,968 --> 01:26:29,334
* But the radio *
1648
01:26:29,400 --> 01:26:33,467
* Has learned
all my favorite tunes *
1649
01:26:33,534 --> 01:26:34,901
* Take it back *
1650
01:26:34,968 --> 01:26:36,501
* Take it back *
1651
01:26:36,567 --> 01:26:39,267
* Oh, no, you
can't say that *
1652
01:26:39,334 --> 01:26:40,701
* All of my friends *
1653
01:26:40,767 --> 01:26:42,167
* Are not dead *
1654
01:26:42,234 --> 01:26:45,434
* Or in jail *
1655
01:26:45,501 --> 01:26:48,167
* Through rock
and through stone *
1656
01:26:48,234 --> 01:26:50,701
* The black wind still moans *
1657
01:26:50,767 --> 01:26:52,234
* Sweet revenge *
1658
01:26:52,300 --> 01:26:53,667
* Sweet revenge *
1659
01:26:53,734 --> 01:26:57,133
* Without fail *
1660
01:26:57,200 --> 01:26:59,701
* The white meat
is on the run *
1661
01:26:59,767 --> 01:27:02,801
* And the dark meat
is far too done *
1662
01:27:02,868 --> 01:27:05,334
* And the milkman
left me a note *
1663
01:27:05,400 --> 01:27:06,868
* Yesterday *
1664
01:27:06,934 --> 01:27:08,834
* Yesterday *
1665
01:27:08,901 --> 01:27:10,901
* Get outta this town
by noon *
1666
01:27:10,968 --> 01:27:11,901
* Get out! *
1667
01:27:11,968 --> 01:27:12,901
* You're comin' on *
1668
01:27:12,968 --> 01:27:13,901
* Way too soon *
1669
01:27:13,968 --> 01:27:14,901
* Right now *
1670
01:27:14,968 --> 01:27:15,901
* And besides that *
1671
01:27:15,968 --> 01:27:17,100
* We never liked you *
1672
01:27:17,167 --> 01:27:19,834
* Anyway *
1673
01:27:19,901 --> 01:27:21,367
* Take it back *
1674
01:27:21,434 --> 01:27:22,934
* Take it back *
1675
01:27:23,000 --> 01:27:25,834
* Oh, no, you
can't say that *
1676
01:27:25,901 --> 01:27:27,234
* All of my friends *
1677
01:27:27,300 --> 01:27:28,601
* Are not dead *
1678
01:27:28,667 --> 01:27:31,901
* Or in jail *
1679
01:27:31,968 --> 01:27:34,667
* Through rock
and through stone *
1680
01:27:34,734 --> 01:27:37,200
* The black wind still moans *
1681
01:27:37,267 --> 01:27:38,601
* Sweet revenge *
1682
01:27:38,667 --> 01:27:40,067
* Sweet revenge *
1683
01:27:40,133 --> 01:27:42,868
* Without fail *
1684
01:27:42,934 --> 01:27:44,434
* Sweet revenge *
1685
01:27:44,501 --> 01:27:46,100
* Sweet revenge *
1686
01:27:46,167 --> 01:27:47,868
* Will prevail *
1687
01:27:47,934 --> 01:27:49,868
* Without fail *
1688
01:27:49,934 --> 01:27:52,868
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