0 00:00:39,319 --> 00:00:40,513 I now bring to your attention 1 00:00:40,587 --> 00:00:45,183 one of the most stunning treasures in the British Library's entire coIIection. 2 00:00:45,258 --> 00:00:46,919 The Magna Carta. 3 00:00:59,306 --> 00:01:00,568 And now, over here, 4 00:01:01,308 --> 00:01:05,972 perhaps the most cherished ancient artifact in the Western worId. 5 00:01:06,713 --> 00:01:08,510 The Shroud of Turin. 6 00:01:27,601 --> 00:01:28,829 The ImperiaI Sword! 7 00:01:41,481 --> 00:01:44,541 Chief Inspector Dreyfus is here to see you. 8 00:01:44,618 --> 00:01:46,483 -Chief Inspector. -Sir. 9 00:01:47,254 --> 00:01:49,484 I'm sure you know why you're here. 10 00:01:49,556 --> 00:01:53,014 The British, the ItaIians and the Japanese are assembIing an eIite squad 11 00:01:53,093 --> 00:01:55,186 of their finest detectives, 12 00:01:55,262 --> 00:02:00,290 an internationaI Dream Team to track down this Tornado. 13 00:02:00,367 --> 00:02:03,825 -And France wiII be represented? -ExactIy. 14 00:02:04,604 --> 00:02:07,801 I am honored, but not surprised. 15 00:02:07,874 --> 00:02:11,071 This is the cuImination of my career. 16 00:02:12,312 --> 00:02:14,678 The moment that I've been waiting for aII my Iife. 17 00:02:14,748 --> 00:02:16,978 -No, no, no. -WeII, not aII my Iife, perhaps... 18 00:02:17,050 --> 00:02:18,915 -No, no. -No. NevertheIess... 19 00:02:18,985 --> 00:02:23,149 They want CIouseau, since he is considered the top detective in the worId. 20 00:02:23,223 --> 00:02:27,592 We have been asked if CIouseau is avaiIabIe to Iead the Dream Team. 21 00:02:27,661 --> 00:02:30,129 -CIouseau? -Yes, yes. 22 00:02:35,435 --> 00:02:38,666 -Is there something wrong? -No, no, not at aII. 23 00:02:38,738 --> 00:02:41,730 WouId you mind if I use your bathroom just for a moment? 24 00:02:41,808 --> 00:02:43,673 -CertainIy. -Thank you. 25 00:02:48,715 --> 00:02:50,046 CIouseau. 26 00:03:07,100 --> 00:03:10,433 I'm afraid, sir, that CIouseau is currentIy occupied. 27 00:03:10,504 --> 00:03:12,131 -What? -I've assigned him to a mission 28 00:03:12,205 --> 00:03:13,433 so important for our country 29 00:03:13,507 --> 00:03:17,841 that I fear for our nationaI security if he was taken off it. 30 00:03:35,762 --> 00:03:37,559 CIearIy a vioIation. 31 00:03:39,299 --> 00:03:40,857 Parking ticket. 32 00:03:42,068 --> 00:03:43,399 What is this for? 33 00:03:43,470 --> 00:03:47,907 Thirty-one centimeters from the curb, nine centimeters too far. 34 00:03:48,942 --> 00:03:53,936 Nine centimeters into the seamy bIack underbeIIy of crime. 35 00:04:08,461 --> 00:04:11,555 -You must take the ticket. Take it. -Never! 36 00:04:12,232 --> 00:04:14,223 You must take the ticket. 37 00:04:23,143 --> 00:04:25,771 You're not wearing your seatbeIt. 38 00:04:25,845 --> 00:04:28,837 You are going to have to go to traffic schooI. 39 00:04:36,756 --> 00:04:38,155 Pardon me. 40 00:04:40,060 --> 00:04:43,029 -Stop this car immediateIy. -Okay. 41 00:08:00,059 --> 00:08:01,754 Right. 42 00:08:01,828 --> 00:08:04,353 -Are you finished yet? -CompIete and operationaI. 43 00:08:04,430 --> 00:08:07,922 Chief Inspector, your new system wiII monitor and record 44 00:08:08,001 --> 00:08:10,492 every word and every movement in this room. 45 00:08:10,570 --> 00:08:12,629 So, if anyone breaks in, what happens? 46 00:08:12,705 --> 00:08:17,335 Your office is Iinked to the eIite BIack Berets. They wiII be here in seconds. 47 00:08:17,410 --> 00:08:20,345 Sir. lnspector Clouseau is here to see you. 48 00:08:21,915 --> 00:08:23,007 Send him in. 49 00:08:23,082 --> 00:08:26,449 -CIouseau? -I have to appoint him to the Dream Team. 50 00:08:26,519 --> 00:08:29,386 -CIouseau? -Don't ask, don't... 51 00:08:29,455 --> 00:08:33,016 Good afternoon, Chief Inspector. I'm here with my report. 52 00:08:34,327 --> 00:08:35,760 This darn MedaI of Honor. 53 00:08:35,829 --> 00:08:38,457 You're so fortunate you never got one, Chief Inspector. 54 00:08:38,531 --> 00:08:43,525 You Iook so tidy having no honors or other forms of distinguishing decor. 55 00:08:43,603 --> 00:08:47,334 Why don't you wear it under your shirt, you know, out of sight? 56 00:08:47,407 --> 00:08:51,434 BriIIiant idea, Chief Inspector. That way it won't cIang around. 57 00:08:51,978 --> 00:08:54,606 Now, the parking ticket situation. 58 00:08:54,681 --> 00:08:58,583 Over the Iast six weeks, I've given out aImost four parking tickets. 59 00:08:58,651 --> 00:09:00,642 One at the musee. overtime. 60 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:05,919 And one, you'II recaII, to you, in vioIation of the bent-Iicense-pIate Iaw. 61 00:09:05,992 --> 00:09:08,552 -Yes, I recaII. -It's aII there in the report. 62 00:09:08,628 --> 00:09:11,495 Fascinating. WeII, I shaII waste no time in reading it. 63 00:09:11,564 --> 00:09:16,024 And just in case, I've deftIy cataIoged, numbered and cross-referenced 64 00:09:16,102 --> 00:09:18,935 each offense here in my IittIe bIack book. 65 00:09:19,005 --> 00:09:24,637 Now, CIouseau, you remember when I first put you on that parking ticket detaiI... 66 00:09:24,711 --> 00:09:27,646 Yes, you expIained it was a top IeveI assignment. 67 00:09:27,714 --> 00:09:32,378 And that if anyone ever asked you if I was the one who had assigned you 68 00:09:32,452 --> 00:09:36,149 to this incredibIy important mission, you wouId deny it. 69 00:09:36,222 --> 00:09:41,819 Chief Inspector, I don't even know what you are taIking about. 70 00:09:43,029 --> 00:09:44,496 Good work, CIouseau. 71 00:09:44,564 --> 00:09:50,628 Now, to business. I have been instructed to reassign you... 72 00:09:53,606 --> 00:09:54,903 CIouseau? 73 00:09:58,244 --> 00:09:59,575 CIouseau. 74 00:10:12,859 --> 00:10:14,793 We were being recorded. 75 00:10:18,932 --> 00:10:22,800 -The BIack Berets. -The password. What is the password? 76 00:10:22,869 --> 00:10:25,133 -I don't know. -Four, three... 77 00:10:25,204 --> 00:10:27,638 -We weren't yet toId. -...two, one. 78 00:10:28,541 --> 00:10:30,406 Hamburger. 79 00:10:30,476 --> 00:10:32,808 Thank you, sir. Have a nice day. 80 00:10:37,617 --> 00:10:40,950 -The password was ''hamburger''? -No, ''hamburger.'' 81 00:10:41,020 --> 00:10:44,456 -I said ''hamburger''. -No, you said ''hamburger.'' 82 00:10:44,524 --> 00:10:46,515 -Hamburger? -Hamburger. 83 00:10:47,694 --> 00:10:50,458 How did you know that we were being recorded? 84 00:10:50,530 --> 00:10:52,191 Easy, Inspector. 85 00:10:52,265 --> 00:10:56,326 This pen emits a smaII beeping noise whenever it detects microwaves. 86 00:10:56,402 --> 00:10:58,996 -RadioShack. $12. -What? 87 00:10:59,072 --> 00:11:04,237 -How did you know the password? -This IittIe LED chip decodes passwords. 88 00:11:04,310 --> 00:11:07,768 I had it attached to the back of my MedaI of Honor. 89 00:11:07,847 --> 00:11:11,840 -RadioShack? -eBay. I got this there, too. 90 00:11:14,220 --> 00:11:17,189 -What do you think this is? -A tape recorder? 91 00:11:18,024 --> 00:11:22,825 No. It onIy Iooks Iike a tape-recorder. It's actuaIIy a pen. 92 00:11:26,366 --> 00:11:28,857 So you can write with it and no one wiII know. 93 00:11:28,935 --> 00:11:30,425 Bingo! 94 00:11:30,503 --> 00:11:33,961 Now, you were saying, Inspector. 95 00:11:34,607 --> 00:11:37,701 -You are being reassigned. -Let me read your mind. 96 00:11:37,777 --> 00:11:41,235 The Tornado is at Iarge, and you want me to protect the Pink Panther. 97 00:11:41,314 --> 00:11:42,372 -No. -No? 98 00:11:42,448 --> 00:11:44,541 It is my job to protect the Pink Panther. 99 00:11:44,617 --> 00:11:47,745 You've mereIy been reassigned to the Dream Team. 100 00:11:49,922 --> 00:11:51,719 That is quite an honor, 101 00:11:51,791 --> 00:11:54,316 -but I cannot accept. -What? 102 00:11:54,394 --> 00:11:56,294 If Inspector CIouseau were to Ieave France, 103 00:11:56,362 --> 00:11:58,626 the Tornado wouId sureIy strike at the Pink Panther. 104 00:11:58,698 --> 00:12:00,757 -I'm guarding it! -But... 105 00:12:00,833 --> 00:12:03,495 Don't argue. You fIy to Kyoto in the morning. 106 00:12:03,569 --> 00:12:05,161 But I can't fIy. 107 00:12:06,172 --> 00:12:08,333 In a pIane! 108 00:12:08,408 --> 00:12:10,638 -But stiII... -That's an order. 109 00:12:18,451 --> 00:12:19,645 NicoIe. 110 00:12:24,624 --> 00:12:26,251 You are traveIing? 111 00:12:26,325 --> 00:12:30,853 Yes, Inspector Dreyfus is sending me on a very dangerous mission. 112 00:12:30,930 --> 00:12:35,196 -For how Iong? When wiII you return? -I wiII return when the criminaI is caught. 113 00:12:35,268 --> 00:12:39,227 It couId be a month, it couId be a year. You understand, NicoIe. 114 00:12:39,672 --> 00:12:43,631 -Yes, yes, of course. -Of course, we wiII have to stay apart. 115 00:12:43,709 --> 00:12:47,975 If the criminaI were to, say, kidnap you, he wouId have power over me. 116 00:12:48,848 --> 00:12:51,282 Why wouId he have power over you? 117 00:12:52,785 --> 00:12:57,745 WeII, because, weII, 118 00:12:59,092 --> 00:13:01,287 you are Iike a brother to me. 119 00:13:03,663 --> 00:13:06,393 A hot, sexy brother in a dress. 120 00:13:08,067 --> 00:13:12,731 NicoIe, I hope you have forgiven me for that one evening. 121 00:13:12,805 --> 00:13:15,330 Yes, Inspector, it is forgotten. 122 00:13:15,408 --> 00:13:18,172 -I have not forgotten. -Neither have I. 123 00:13:25,151 --> 00:13:29,485 So, even though, technicaIIy, we are on duty, 124 00:13:29,555 --> 00:13:33,389 do you think it wouId be aII right to share a bottIe of wine? 125 00:13:33,459 --> 00:13:35,552 I think it wouId be aII right. 126 00:13:35,628 --> 00:13:39,223 Then I wiII seIect the wine. It is one of my speciaIties. 127 00:13:43,402 --> 00:13:46,235 I wouId Iike to seIect my own wine. 128 00:13:46,305 --> 00:13:49,763 And by the way, I am Inspector Jacques CIouseau. 129 00:13:49,842 --> 00:13:51,639 Remember this face. 130 00:14:52,205 --> 00:14:55,572 -This is a very speciaI bottIe. -DeIicious. 131 00:15:08,221 --> 00:15:10,655 There was something about burning down a restaurant 132 00:15:10,723 --> 00:15:14,591 that ignited other. more illicit. fires. 133 00:15:18,297 --> 00:15:23,291 -And I'm sorry about that. -As am I. TerribIy remorsefuI. 134 00:15:23,369 --> 00:15:26,861 It was a night to remember that we must forget. 135 00:15:26,939 --> 00:15:29,169 We must never forget to not remember it. 136 00:15:29,242 --> 00:15:32,803 And if we do remember it, we must immediateIy forget it. 137 00:15:33,846 --> 00:15:37,043 Now, Iet's have a professionaI hug goodbye. 138 00:15:42,688 --> 00:15:46,351 I'II be right there. I'II see you in severaI months. 139 00:15:46,425 --> 00:15:50,691 -No probIem. -And I do hope your hearing improves. 140 00:15:57,937 --> 00:16:01,202 Ponton, I'm worried about my Ieaving France. 141 00:16:01,274 --> 00:16:04,903 The Tornado is rampant. The Pink Panther is such a temptation, 142 00:16:04,977 --> 00:16:07,343 and no CIouseau to protect it. 143 00:16:07,413 --> 00:16:11,179 But you visited the museum yourseIf, you checked the security. 144 00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:14,811 -It's gonna be aII right. -Yes, I suppose you're right. 145 00:16:15,655 --> 00:16:19,352 -Are you driving? -I Iike to stay in practice. 146 00:16:27,066 --> 00:16:29,296 -Okay. -Remind me where the brakes are. 147 00:16:29,368 --> 00:16:30,960 -Here. Yes. -There? 148 00:16:31,037 --> 00:16:32,868 -Yes. -And then you turn here. 149 00:16:32,938 --> 00:16:34,030 -Of course, yes. -AII right. 150 00:16:34,106 --> 00:16:35,164 -And this turns it. -Yeah. 151 00:16:35,241 --> 00:16:36,868 Okay, here we go. 152 00:16:41,814 --> 00:16:43,213 -Ponton. -Yes? 153 00:16:43,282 --> 00:16:47,241 -This case is very strange. -How so, Inspector? 154 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:49,811 For 10 years, the Tornado terrorized Europe, 155 00:16:49,889 --> 00:16:53,381 steaIing over a quarter of a biIIion doIIars worth of artifacts. 156 00:16:53,459 --> 00:16:56,155 Then, for no reason, he suddenIy stops. 157 00:16:56,962 --> 00:16:59,396 Maybe the Tornado thought he had enough money. 158 00:16:59,465 --> 00:17:04,232 If he had enough money, then why, after 10 years of compIete inactivity, 159 00:17:04,303 --> 00:17:06,771 does he suddenIy spring back into action? 160 00:17:06,839 --> 00:17:10,206 London, the Magna Carta. ItaIy, the sacred Shroud. 161 00:17:12,111 --> 00:17:17,378 The ImperiaI Sword. Why now? Why aII of a sudden? Why? Why? 162 00:17:25,491 --> 00:17:27,391 You need to caIm down. 163 00:17:38,504 --> 00:17:39,596 Hey! 164 00:17:46,512 --> 00:17:50,539 What's the matter, Ponton? You seem a IittIe depressed today. 165 00:17:51,517 --> 00:17:54,111 -Is it your wife again? -Yes. 166 00:17:54,954 --> 00:17:57,889 She stiII feeIs my job takes up too much of my time. 167 00:17:58,657 --> 00:18:00,591 The same oId thing. 168 00:18:00,659 --> 00:18:05,392 Next week is our 10th anniversary. She thinks we shouId go away together. 169 00:18:05,464 --> 00:18:08,262 Ponton, wouId you Iike me to taIk with her? 170 00:18:08,334 --> 00:18:09,392 No. 171 00:18:10,436 --> 00:18:13,803 I mean, this issue must be discussed between husband and wife. 172 00:18:13,873 --> 00:18:17,934 WeII, you must expIain to her that we are men of the Iaw. 173 00:18:18,010 --> 00:18:20,205 AIways Iiving in the shadows. 174 00:18:23,749 --> 00:18:24,977 Idiot. 175 00:18:26,952 --> 00:18:29,045 I wiII miss you, Inspector. 176 00:18:30,156 --> 00:18:32,386 I wiII miss you, too, Ponton. 177 00:18:33,325 --> 00:18:35,156 -And, Ponton. -Yes? 178 00:18:35,227 --> 00:18:37,923 I am sorry you can't satisfy your wife. 179 00:18:42,301 --> 00:18:44,462 ''I am now Ieaving France.'' 180 00:18:45,237 --> 00:18:47,000 This is a bad idea. 181 00:18:51,310 --> 00:18:54,837 The legendary Pink Panther Diamond has been stolen. 182 00:18:54,914 --> 00:18:57,747 Officials suspect the perpetrator is the infamous Tornado. 183 00:18:57,817 --> 00:18:59,546 What'd I teII you? 184 00:18:59,785 --> 00:19:04,119 The theft of the Pink Panther would be the fourth highprofile crime... 185 00:19:04,890 --> 00:19:07,882 Oh, my God! He was right. 186 00:19:09,528 --> 00:19:14,056 The Dream Team was supposed to start its investigations in Kyoto, Japan, 187 00:19:14,133 --> 00:19:16,795 but it's just been diverted to Paris. 188 00:19:16,869 --> 00:19:17,927 France is in shock. 189 00:19:18,003 --> 00:19:21,598 The internationaI Dream Team of detectives wiII begin... 190 00:19:22,842 --> 00:19:27,506 I'm standing outside the Grand PaIais where the Pink Panther has been stoIen. 191 00:19:34,386 --> 00:19:37,287 Why are they cheering? This is a nationaI tragedy. 192 00:19:37,356 --> 00:19:41,053 We Iive in a media age. You must Iearn to adapt. 193 00:19:41,126 --> 00:19:42,957 Then adapt I shaII. 194 00:19:52,505 --> 00:19:56,407 -Who do you think did this, Inspector? -Inspector, any comment? 195 00:19:58,043 --> 00:20:00,603 Tornado, I'm coming to get you. 196 00:20:01,514 --> 00:20:02,811 One more. 197 00:20:03,949 --> 00:20:07,942 Tornado, I'm coming to get you. There's your one. 198 00:20:11,223 --> 00:20:15,319 Good afternoon, Inspector. The other detectives have aIready arrived. 199 00:20:15,394 --> 00:20:17,419 They are waiting for you. 200 00:20:18,364 --> 00:20:21,356 -I'm sorry, I don't remember your name. -What? 201 00:20:24,436 --> 00:20:31,365 -Yes. I am NicoIe. -Yes, so nice to see you again. 202 00:20:31,443 --> 00:20:33,206 You, too, Inspector. 203 00:20:34,446 --> 00:20:38,143 WeII, enough of this forepIay. Where are the other detectives? 204 00:20:38,217 --> 00:20:40,378 Yes, they're waiting inside. 205 00:20:41,854 --> 00:20:43,913 I hope no one has tampered with the crime scene. 206 00:20:43,989 --> 00:20:45,547 A crime scene is Iike a code. 207 00:20:45,624 --> 00:20:48,684 You decipher it, and it wiII Iead inexorabIy to the criminaI. 208 00:20:48,761 --> 00:20:52,288 That is why it must aIways be kept in pristine condition. 209 00:21:03,475 --> 00:21:07,605 Good day. I'm Inspector Jacques CIouseau of the French PoIice. 210 00:21:07,980 --> 00:21:11,677 Vicenzo Roccara SquarciaIupi BrancaIeone. 211 00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:13,240 And your name? 212 00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:17,918 Vicenzo Roccara SquarciaIupi BrancaIeone. 213 00:21:17,990 --> 00:21:22,324 That is your name. I thought you were ordering in ItaIian. Once again. 214 00:21:24,897 --> 00:21:29,163 Vicenzo Roccara SquarciaIupi BrancaIeone. 215 00:21:31,503 --> 00:21:33,164 Don CorIeone. 216 00:21:34,106 --> 00:21:35,266 I'm Kenji Mazuto. 217 00:21:35,341 --> 00:21:37,070 Kenji MazeI Tov. 218 00:21:37,142 --> 00:21:38,905 RandaII Pepperidge. 219 00:21:40,312 --> 00:21:44,146 And this is my associate GiIbert Ponton, and this is NicoIe. 220 00:21:44,216 --> 00:21:46,013 NicoIe is here to service your needs, 221 00:21:46,085 --> 00:21:49,020 so feeI free to use her in any way you wish. 222 00:21:51,557 --> 00:21:54,287 And now there is a crime scene waiting. 223 00:21:56,662 --> 00:21:59,722 Excuse me. ''EI sceno de crimo.'' 224 00:22:01,934 --> 00:22:07,634 -That is not ItaIian, and I do speak EngIish. -ReaIIy? Prove it. 225 00:22:08,173 --> 00:22:12,337 GentIemen, we first have to determine how the crime was committed. 226 00:22:12,411 --> 00:22:15,278 And as I am an expert at deduction... 227 00:22:15,347 --> 00:22:18,214 -You are an expert at deduction? -That is my fieId. 228 00:22:18,283 --> 00:22:23,653 I beIieve deduction is my fieId and since you are experiencing hip pain... 229 00:22:23,722 --> 00:22:25,087 How did you know that? 230 00:22:25,157 --> 00:22:27,751 One side of the soIe of your shoe is worn more than the other. 231 00:22:27,826 --> 00:22:30,158 You're favoring your right Ieg. 232 00:22:30,229 --> 00:22:34,188 TeII me, did you enjoy your doubIe espresso this morning? 233 00:22:34,266 --> 00:22:36,757 -How did you... -Your pupiIs are noticeabIy diIated. 234 00:22:36,835 --> 00:22:39,804 And wiII you be moving out of the HoteI Montmartre? 235 00:22:39,872 --> 00:22:42,170 They are doing construction at night around the Montmartre 236 00:22:42,241 --> 00:22:44,573 so as not to disturb daytime traffic. 237 00:22:44,643 --> 00:22:48,409 From your puffy eyes, I deduce you spent a sIeepIess night. 238 00:22:49,148 --> 00:22:52,584 Speaking of traffic, are you enjoying your Smart car? 239 00:22:53,485 --> 00:22:55,385 Your trousers are wrinkIed behind the knees. 240 00:22:55,454 --> 00:22:59,481 And how do you think your favorite footbaII team, ArsenaI, wiII do this year? 241 00:22:59,558 --> 00:23:01,890 That matchbox is from the onIy bar in Paris 242 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:03,894 that shows EngIish footbaII teIecasts. 243 00:23:03,962 --> 00:23:06,089 You have tissues in your shoes to make you Iook taIIer. 244 00:23:06,165 --> 00:23:09,293 You were 14 before you finaIIy Iearned to enjoy avocado. 245 00:23:09,368 --> 00:23:13,202 TeII me, how did you enjoy your trip to the airport this morning? 246 00:23:13,272 --> 00:23:15,900 Now, how did you know that? 247 00:23:16,442 --> 00:23:19,741 -Perhaps one of you shouId begin. -Yes, this is siIIy. 248 00:23:19,812 --> 00:23:21,143 You've recentIy Iost your favorite cheese grater. 249 00:23:21,213 --> 00:23:23,010 You have an aversion to cow beIIs. 250 00:23:23,082 --> 00:23:25,607 Stop the insanity and Iook at this. 251 00:23:26,885 --> 00:23:29,979 II Tornado is not as carefuI as he thinks. 252 00:23:34,226 --> 00:23:38,890 Fingerprint. With this smaII piece of gIass, the case is practicaIIy soIved. 253 00:23:40,833 --> 00:23:42,960 This one has a fingerprint. 254 00:23:45,104 --> 00:23:47,470 This one has a fingerprint, too. 255 00:23:47,539 --> 00:23:49,439 This one has a fingerprint. 256 00:23:49,508 --> 00:23:53,342 You don't need that. You have pIenty of fingerprint evidence. 257 00:23:56,648 --> 00:23:58,047 Guard that. 258 00:24:00,419 --> 00:24:03,388 What do we know about this man, this Tornado. 259 00:24:04,556 --> 00:24:08,014 WeII, we know that he's a white maIe between 50 and 65, 260 00:24:08,093 --> 00:24:11,153 with a scar from a buIIet hoIe behind his right shouIder. 261 00:24:11,230 --> 00:24:16,224 In 1996, the Tornado was shot right here in France whiIe trying to steaI a goId vase. 262 00:24:16,301 --> 00:24:21,204 BIood was found, and as a resuIt, his DNA has been on fiIe for over 10 years 263 00:24:21,940 --> 00:24:23,532 without a match. 264 00:24:26,712 --> 00:24:30,011 I'm sorry I'm a bit Iate. My fIight was deIayed. 265 00:24:30,082 --> 00:24:32,482 You're Jacques CIouseau. 266 00:24:35,721 --> 00:24:39,589 The Pink Panther detective. This is such a thriII. 267 00:24:40,659 --> 00:24:43,856 -And who is it that are you? -I'm Sonia SoIandres. 268 00:24:44,396 --> 00:24:48,492 -Didn't anyone teII you that... -Yes. I was informed. 269 00:24:48,567 --> 00:24:51,502 -A Iast-minute addition to our team. -That's right. 270 00:24:51,570 --> 00:24:54,004 I've written a book on the oId Tornado crimes, 271 00:24:54,072 --> 00:24:56,973 but I'm not sure if I'm reaIIy gonna be much heIp here. 272 00:24:57,042 --> 00:25:00,341 TechnicaIIy speaking, I'm not reaIIy a detective. 273 00:25:00,412 --> 00:25:03,313 WeIcome. We can aIways use an extra mind. 274 00:25:03,382 --> 00:25:06,442 Now, Iet me bring you up to speed. We know nothing. 275 00:25:06,518 --> 00:25:07,917 You are now up to speed. 276 00:25:14,393 --> 00:25:16,020 ln world news today. 277 00:25:16,094 --> 00:25:20,622 members of the Dream Team gathered for the first time in front of the Grand Palais 278 00:25:20,699 --> 00:25:24,100 to start their investigations into the Tornado thefts. 279 00:25:24,169 --> 00:25:27,138 lnspector Clouseau had this to say. 280 00:25:27,206 --> 00:25:31,370 Tornado. l'm coming to get you. There's your one. 281 00:25:34,947 --> 00:25:37,780 I was abIe to discover this Tornado hacked the security system 282 00:25:37,850 --> 00:25:42,253 from a remote Iocation and turned off aII the aIarms and surveiIIance scanners. 283 00:25:42,321 --> 00:25:45,813 -Can you trace the source? -Yes, but it wiII take time. 284 00:25:48,193 --> 00:25:52,129 -You are new here? -Yes, heIIo. Mrs. Berenger. 285 00:25:52,197 --> 00:25:54,859 -I know who you are, Inspector. -Do you? 286 00:25:54,933 --> 00:25:57,800 Due to the media frenzy surrounding this case, 287 00:25:57,870 --> 00:26:02,569 I've been assigned to instruct empIoyees on poIiticaI and sociaI correctness. 288 00:26:03,108 --> 00:26:05,941 It's aIways nice to have a very sexy woman 289 00:26:06,011 --> 00:26:08,878 cIomping around the buiIding in high heeIs. 290 00:26:12,150 --> 00:26:17,452 -You must never refer to a woman as sexy. -But I was compIimenting you. 291 00:26:17,522 --> 00:26:21,458 No, Inspector, you must not comment on a woman's body. 292 00:26:22,527 --> 00:26:26,725 -I get it. I get it. I keep it to myseIf... -Yes. 293 00:26:26,798 --> 00:26:31,292 -...when I am thinking... -Inspector. 294 00:26:33,472 --> 00:26:36,737 This wiII be an exercise and I want you to concentrate. 295 00:26:36,808 --> 00:26:41,336 And no matter what I say, I want your expression to remain neutraI. 296 00:26:41,413 --> 00:26:43,142 That wiII be easy. 297 00:26:43,649 --> 00:26:45,776 You're here in the corridor at your empIoyment, 298 00:26:45,851 --> 00:26:48,911 and you see a very pretty young woman waIking toward you, 299 00:26:48,987 --> 00:26:52,946 and her bIouse is tight and is rather bursting at the buttons, 300 00:26:53,025 --> 00:26:54,515 and she drops her penciI, 301 00:26:54,593 --> 00:26:57,960 and as she bends to retrieve it, her bIouse parts, 302 00:26:58,030 --> 00:27:01,761 reveaIing the cIeavage of her soft, round, white mounds. 303 00:27:01,833 --> 00:27:05,098 And then the penciI roIIs around and she bends again, 304 00:27:05,170 --> 00:27:08,628 and her unduIating buttocks cause the short skirt to rise 305 00:27:08,707 --> 00:27:11,608 just shy of the nooks and crannies. 306 00:27:15,881 --> 00:27:20,841 I Iike you, Mrs. Berenger. I Iike you a Iot. 307 00:27:21,420 --> 00:27:24,685 So, I have made Iunch reservations at four different restaurants, 308 00:27:24,756 --> 00:27:27,782 depending on who wants to eat where. 309 00:27:27,859 --> 00:27:32,853 You know, I cannot decide what is more beautifuI. 310 00:27:33,632 --> 00:27:35,896 Paris or you. 311 00:27:43,775 --> 00:27:46,266 May I have a word in private? 312 00:27:48,447 --> 00:27:54,750 I'm worried that your hot ItaIian bIood might be Ieading you into an indiscretion. 313 00:27:55,220 --> 00:27:56,244 ReaIIy? 314 00:27:56,321 --> 00:28:01,054 Yes, these attentions you're paying to NicoIe. 315 00:28:01,126 --> 00:28:02,218 What? 316 00:28:04,796 --> 00:28:07,162 I see. You and she, you Iike the... 317 00:28:07,232 --> 00:28:10,633 Oh, no, no, no. She and I are co-workers, nothing more. 318 00:28:10,702 --> 00:28:12,169 So I'm not stepping on toes. 319 00:28:12,237 --> 00:28:15,400 How couId you, since she and I have absoIuteIy no feeIings for one another. 320 00:28:15,474 --> 00:28:19,274 Good, because I find her very aIIuring. 321 00:28:19,344 --> 00:28:24,782 No. No. For a man Iike you, she's too drab. 322 00:28:25,384 --> 00:28:29,946 -Drab? -And she is disgusting. 323 00:28:30,022 --> 00:28:32,786 -Disgusting? -Yeah, she's drab and disgusting. 324 00:28:32,858 --> 00:28:34,450 I think you are wrong, CIouseau. 325 00:28:34,526 --> 00:28:37,825 You see, you and I, we are men of the worId, no? 326 00:28:37,896 --> 00:28:41,195 We've had aII these sexy and gIamorous women, right? 327 00:28:42,467 --> 00:28:46,130 Yes, in fact, I beIieve you've made a conquest of your own 328 00:28:47,506 --> 00:28:49,201 in Miss SoIandres. 329 00:28:54,980 --> 00:28:57,005 CIouseau, you are a Iover. 330 00:28:57,883 --> 00:29:02,582 And NicoIe is a woman for a Iifetime, a woman to have the babies with. 331 00:29:02,654 --> 00:29:06,112 -To have the babies? -Yes, Iots and Iots of the babies. 332 00:29:07,359 --> 00:29:09,418 AII day Iong the babies. 333 00:29:11,430 --> 00:29:13,489 AII day Iong the babies? 334 00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:16,062 Ponton. 335 00:29:17,636 --> 00:29:20,571 That ItaIian and I have Iocked antIers. 336 00:29:20,639 --> 00:29:24,097 We are Iike two angry stags pawing at the ground. 337 00:29:24,176 --> 00:29:25,768 Have we decided on Iunch? 338 00:29:25,844 --> 00:29:30,008 WeII, I suppose you wiII be wanting sushi, my IittIe yeIIow friend? 339 00:29:32,818 --> 00:29:33,876 What? 340 00:29:35,387 --> 00:29:40,984 Inspector, we never refer to Japanese peopIe as ''our IittIe yeIIow friends.'' 341 00:29:41,059 --> 00:29:43,994 -But why? -Because it is a stereotype. 342 00:29:45,197 --> 00:29:47,757 Inspector, are you prejudiced against Asians? 343 00:29:47,833 --> 00:29:51,064 WeII, of course not. Except when they drive. 344 00:29:51,136 --> 00:29:52,398 Have you ever seen them drive? 345 00:29:52,471 --> 00:29:54,598 They can hardIy see over the steering wheeI. 346 00:29:54,673 --> 00:29:58,131 -Inspector. -WeII, I'm sorry, Mrs. Berenger. 347 00:29:58,210 --> 00:30:02,044 I suppose I'm a bit of a dumb bIonde about this. 348 00:30:02,114 --> 00:30:05,743 -What? -You must never refer to bIondes that way. 349 00:30:05,817 --> 00:30:08,479 -But they are so dumb. -Oh, my God. 350 00:30:12,858 --> 00:30:14,758 Were you just ogIing her? 351 00:30:14,826 --> 00:30:17,056 -No. -Yes, you were. 352 00:30:17,129 --> 00:30:19,222 I did not. 353 00:30:19,297 --> 00:30:21,527 -You did. -I did not. 354 00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:24,031 -You did it again. -No, I didn't. 355 00:30:24,102 --> 00:30:25,729 -Yes, you did. I saw it. -I did not. 356 00:30:25,804 --> 00:30:27,965 -No, you didn't. -You did it. 357 00:30:29,975 --> 00:30:31,374 -You did it again! -No, I didn't. 358 00:30:31,443 --> 00:30:32,467 -Yes, you did. -I did not. 359 00:30:32,544 --> 00:30:34,478 -Yes, you did. -Oh, my God, Iook! 360 00:30:34,546 --> 00:30:36,070 Oh, my God... 361 00:30:50,829 --> 00:30:52,091 Ponton? 362 00:30:52,464 --> 00:30:54,864 I had it out with my wife. 363 00:30:54,933 --> 00:30:57,993 I toId her that she must not question me about my work, 364 00:30:58,069 --> 00:31:02,130 and that my home Iife must take second pIace to my career. 365 00:31:02,207 --> 00:31:06,644 Good for you. CongratuIations! You are now a reaI man. 366 00:31:06,711 --> 00:31:08,906 So, then, can I stay here with you? 367 00:31:08,980 --> 00:31:11,881 -What? -May I stay here? I got kicked out. 368 00:31:13,185 --> 00:31:17,952 -Yes, I suppose. TemporariIy. -Thank you. 369 00:31:18,023 --> 00:31:19,615 It's okay, boys. 370 00:31:22,427 --> 00:31:23,951 What are these? 371 00:31:26,264 --> 00:31:27,253 Ponton? 372 00:31:27,332 --> 00:31:31,860 They are my sons, Louis and Antoine. They took my side of the argument. 373 00:31:31,937 --> 00:31:33,427 And this is Jacques. 374 00:31:33,505 --> 00:31:36,440 They named him after you. They idoIize you. 375 00:31:43,848 --> 00:31:46,180 UncIe Jacques, what's that? 376 00:31:48,019 --> 00:31:51,546 That is an award given to me by the President of France. 377 00:31:52,724 --> 00:31:53,986 Go ahead. 378 00:31:56,561 --> 00:32:00,361 -Is that the Pink Panther? -No, it's a repIica. 379 00:32:00,432 --> 00:32:03,833 A copy given to me for recovering the reaI diamond 380 00:32:03,902 --> 00:32:05,665 and returning it to France. 381 00:32:05,737 --> 00:32:08,365 Let's show UncIe Jacques what we won. 382 00:32:09,975 --> 00:32:13,240 We won these in a competition in karate schooI. 383 00:32:13,311 --> 00:32:15,370 That is so cute. 384 00:32:17,916 --> 00:32:20,510 Now, Iet me show you a reaI trophy. 385 00:32:23,054 --> 00:32:26,285 One I won at a karate competition just recentIy. 386 00:32:27,659 --> 00:32:29,251 Wow! 387 00:32:29,327 --> 00:32:31,557 -You Iike karate? -We Iove it. 388 00:32:32,397 --> 00:32:33,830 Remember, boys. 389 00:32:33,898 --> 00:32:40,394 The secret to a successfuI karate attack is the eIement of surprise. 390 00:32:49,214 --> 00:32:51,011 -Good one. -Thank you. 391 00:32:55,086 --> 00:32:59,216 To find the Tornado, we must consider his motives. 392 00:32:59,291 --> 00:33:03,159 I'm worried that right now, the thief is trying to seII the goods. 393 00:33:03,228 --> 00:33:04,525 Right. 394 00:33:04,596 --> 00:33:07,724 ''Hey, buddy, do you want to buy the Shroud of Turin?'' 395 00:33:07,799 --> 00:33:11,462 No. These items are too famous to be soId. 396 00:33:11,536 --> 00:33:15,597 OnIy the Pink Panther can be cut up and soId as smaIIer gems. 397 00:33:15,674 --> 00:33:18,199 I suspect that's what he wants. 398 00:33:18,276 --> 00:33:19,937 I have something. 399 00:33:21,513 --> 00:33:27,611 This says the computer that hacked into the museum is Iocated in Rome. 400 00:33:27,986 --> 00:33:31,149 -Rome? -Yes. Is something wrong? 401 00:33:32,023 --> 00:33:35,151 No. No. Rome means nothing to me. 402 00:33:37,329 --> 00:33:38,762 I mean... 403 00:33:45,470 --> 00:33:48,064 Rome? Do you know who Iives in Rome? 404 00:33:48,139 --> 00:33:51,370 -AIonso AveIIaneda ! -The bIack market art deaIer. 405 00:33:51,443 --> 00:33:54,241 The man rumored to be the Tornado's fence. 406 00:34:12,697 --> 00:34:13,891 There's aIways been a suspicion 407 00:34:13,965 --> 00:34:17,492 that AveIIaneda's not just the Tornado's fence, but the Tornado himseIf. 408 00:34:17,569 --> 00:34:18,695 He is the right age. 409 00:34:18,770 --> 00:34:21,000 Do we have a sampIe of his DNA? 410 00:34:21,072 --> 00:34:24,530 Not yet, but we shouId be in Rome in one hour. 411 00:34:24,609 --> 00:34:26,474 Where is our piIot? 412 00:34:26,544 --> 00:34:30,002 I don't trust any other piIot for my pIane but myseIf. 413 00:34:30,882 --> 00:34:32,315 Your pIane. 414 00:34:33,418 --> 00:34:36,353 NicoIetta, wouId you Iike to be my co-piIot? 415 00:34:40,058 --> 00:34:42,219 -Come. -Okay. 416 00:34:55,407 --> 00:34:59,776 -WouId I be disturbing you if I joined you? -No, no. PIease disturb me. 417 00:35:04,749 --> 00:35:07,650 I've been thinking a Iot about what you said outside the museum, 418 00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:10,381 about the psychoIogy of the criminaI. 419 00:35:11,189 --> 00:35:12,554 The ''why?'' 420 00:35:14,559 --> 00:35:17,824 Perhaps romantic disappointment. 421 00:35:18,596 --> 00:35:23,659 A fooIish young woman who Ieaves a man for a younger man. 422 00:35:25,036 --> 00:35:27,027 That couId never happen. 423 00:35:27,472 --> 00:35:29,201 But of course. 424 00:35:29,274 --> 00:35:31,333 What a man such as that shouId do 425 00:35:31,409 --> 00:35:36,506 is start a new romance with someone more appreciative. 426 00:35:42,654 --> 00:35:47,023 That is so funny. ''Start a new romance.'' 427 00:35:47,559 --> 00:35:51,586 I'm not quite sure what you mean, but that is funny. 428 00:35:56,534 --> 00:36:01,403 It appears that Inspector CIouseau does not find Miss SoIandres drab. 429 00:36:06,144 --> 00:36:07,168 ''Drab''? 430 00:36:07,245 --> 00:36:10,146 The very word that he used to describe you. 431 00:36:10,949 --> 00:36:13,509 -He caIIed me drab? -And disgusting. 432 00:36:14,652 --> 00:36:16,017 Disgusting? 433 00:36:18,690 --> 00:36:20,021 Thank you. 434 00:36:35,406 --> 00:36:38,341 Hey, Ponton. TeII me more about Inspector CIouseau. 435 00:36:38,409 --> 00:36:42,106 He's a briIIiant man, unorthodox, obIique. 436 00:36:42,780 --> 00:36:44,873 But I can teII you with absoIute confidence, 437 00:36:44,949 --> 00:36:47,645 he's the man who wiII soIve this case. 438 00:36:47,719 --> 00:36:50,483 Ponton-san, you are crazy. 439 00:36:52,991 --> 00:36:55,824 If CIouseau soIves this case, I am perfectIy wiIIing to run around 440 00:36:55,894 --> 00:36:59,193 Iike a bare-bummed idiot wearing nothing but a tutu. 441 00:37:01,432 --> 00:37:03,559 WeII, Iet's taIk about AveIIaneda. 442 00:37:03,635 --> 00:37:07,298 -What are his procIivities? -He's an art connoisseur, 443 00:37:07,372 --> 00:37:08,999 but because of his questionabIe deaIings, 444 00:37:09,073 --> 00:37:11,803 he was thrown out of Spain and must Iive here. 445 00:37:11,876 --> 00:37:15,107 You see? He has squandered his reputation, 446 00:37:15,179 --> 00:37:17,943 and he is forced to Iive in the woods Iike an animaI 447 00:37:18,016 --> 00:37:20,075 with the shame of being a criminaI. 448 00:37:20,151 --> 00:37:24,952 If there is one absoIute truth in this worId, it is that crime does not pay. 449 00:37:34,899 --> 00:37:37,424 You say the buIIet hoIe is behind his right shouIder? 450 00:37:37,502 --> 00:37:38,526 Yes. 451 00:37:38,603 --> 00:37:43,131 Then aII we have to do is figure out a way to get him to remove his shirt. 452 00:37:51,950 --> 00:37:54,009 I was haIf expecting you. 453 00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:57,085 Are you the so-caIIed ''Dream Team''? 454 00:37:57,155 --> 00:37:59,919 And who is it who is inquiring of us who we are? 455 00:37:59,991 --> 00:38:04,655 I am AIonso AveIIaneda. Is this more of that Tornado nonsense? 456 00:38:04,729 --> 00:38:07,755 We shaII see who is the one who wiII be saying nonsensicaI things 457 00:38:07,832 --> 00:38:10,164 that are something of nonsense. 458 00:38:15,073 --> 00:38:19,066 WeII, I suppose I must bow to the inevitabIe. 459 00:38:19,143 --> 00:38:22,237 PIease, come inside. I'II join you in a moment. 460 00:38:32,857 --> 00:38:34,256 NicoIe. 461 00:38:34,325 --> 00:38:39,422 WhiIe the Dream Team pIays its IittIe games, I am going to snoop around. 462 00:38:44,736 --> 00:38:46,135 Who cares? 463 00:38:49,741 --> 00:38:55,111 So, gentIemen and Iadies, pIease make yourseIves at home. 464 00:38:56,347 --> 00:38:58,212 Now, how can I heIp you? 465 00:38:58,282 --> 00:39:02,048 Senor AveIIaneda, where were you Iast Friday evening? 466 00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:04,816 Dining with my daughter and my ex-wife. 467 00:39:06,157 --> 00:39:07,624 Don't beIieve me, caII them. 468 00:39:07,692 --> 00:39:09,250 Why caII them? 469 00:39:09,327 --> 00:39:13,195 They aIready Iied for you on the stand 10 years ago. 470 00:39:13,264 --> 00:39:15,129 I am not the Tornado. 471 00:39:15,199 --> 00:39:17,895 Do you mind if I examine your computer system? 472 00:39:17,969 --> 00:39:20,096 Be my guest. I have nothing to hide. 473 00:39:20,171 --> 00:39:22,833 Sometimes things hide in pIain sight. 474 00:39:28,346 --> 00:39:30,109 My security system. 475 00:39:42,660 --> 00:39:44,685 Answer this question. 476 00:39:44,762 --> 00:39:48,528 In the past, you admitted to deaIings with II Tornado? 477 00:39:48,599 --> 00:39:51,090 Yes, but that was 10 years ago. 478 00:39:51,169 --> 00:39:54,400 Besides, I never saw his face. 479 00:39:54,472 --> 00:39:57,771 How did you conduct these transactions if you never saw his face? 480 00:39:57,842 --> 00:40:01,505 He was in disguise. He aIways wore a mask. 481 00:40:01,579 --> 00:40:04,571 Did you caII him Zorro? Or the Power Ranger? 482 00:40:04,649 --> 00:40:07,174 Come, come, senor AveIIaneda, you expect us to beIieve 483 00:40:07,251 --> 00:40:10,049 that two grown men do miIIions of doIIars of business 484 00:40:10,121 --> 00:40:12,021 with each other and you never saw his face? 485 00:40:12,090 --> 00:40:13,682 Perhaps I saw him once. 486 00:40:13,758 --> 00:40:17,353 Did it Iook something Iike this? Or this? How about this? 487 00:40:17,428 --> 00:40:21,296 No, I've toId you. I am not the Tornado. 488 00:40:21,365 --> 00:40:23,162 How did you pay him? 489 00:40:24,001 --> 00:40:26,902 With deposits into Swiss bank accounts. 490 00:40:26,971 --> 00:40:29,303 Numbered. UntraceabIe. 491 00:40:31,175 --> 00:40:33,075 I understand. 492 00:40:33,144 --> 00:40:37,342 Look, I know my answers are Iess than satisfactory. 493 00:40:38,449 --> 00:40:40,417 I reaIize that. 494 00:40:40,485 --> 00:40:42,851 Does this mean I must spend the rest of my Iife 495 00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:44,615 Iiving under a cIoud of suspicion? 496 00:40:44,689 --> 00:40:47,317 -Forgive my intrusion. -Yes. 497 00:40:47,391 --> 00:40:49,985 There is one way to prove your innocence. 498 00:40:50,061 --> 00:40:52,052 Back in 1996, whiIe perpetrating a crime... 499 00:40:52,130 --> 00:40:55,759 Yes, yes, yes. He received a buIIet wound in the shouIder. 500 00:40:57,769 --> 00:40:59,828 Is this what it's come to? 501 00:41:01,072 --> 00:41:04,735 That I must strip down and remove my cIothes 502 00:41:04,809 --> 00:41:06,970 in the sanctity of my own home 503 00:41:07,044 --> 00:41:11,481 before a group of peopIe I've onIy just met just to prove my innocence? 504 00:41:11,549 --> 00:41:13,449 WeII, it wouIdn't hurt. 505 00:41:15,019 --> 00:41:17,579 Fine. Let's get it over with, then. 506 00:41:29,901 --> 00:41:32,426 I beIieve it was the right shouIder. 507 00:41:41,112 --> 00:41:46,140 So I hope this proves beyond doubt that I am not the Tornado. 508 00:41:46,217 --> 00:41:48,742 We wiII have to Ieave you in peace. 509 00:42:15,613 --> 00:42:19,071 He's aIready shown us his shouIders. There is no wound. 510 00:42:20,852 --> 00:42:22,149 He did? 511 00:42:25,289 --> 00:42:27,723 -The man is guiIty. -There's no physicaI evidence. 512 00:42:27,792 --> 00:42:28,952 CIouseau! 513 00:42:29,026 --> 00:42:32,189 He removed his shirt twice, and there was no buIIet hoIe. 514 00:42:32,263 --> 00:42:35,164 Haven't you ever heard of cosmetic surgery? 515 00:42:37,568 --> 00:42:40,093 Yes. Of course you have. 516 00:42:46,077 --> 00:42:50,275 CIouseau Inspector, I even checked aII the house's computers. 517 00:42:50,348 --> 00:42:52,646 None of them are used to hack into the museum. 518 00:42:52,717 --> 00:42:53,979 StiII... 519 00:42:54,585 --> 00:42:57,816 CIouseau, can't you see what's pIain in front of you? 520 00:42:57,889 --> 00:43:00,585 Your unreIenting stubbornness is maddening. 521 00:43:00,658 --> 00:43:05,425 And I'm teIIing you I sense the presence of the Tornado in that house. 522 00:43:14,405 --> 00:43:16,396 They don't know anything. 523 00:43:17,675 --> 00:43:20,803 That bIasted buIIet wound. It's my mark. 524 00:43:23,247 --> 00:43:25,147 One day they'II find me. 525 00:43:25,216 --> 00:43:27,309 You're in no danger, Laurence. 526 00:43:27,385 --> 00:43:29,410 This is aII very strange. 527 00:43:30,655 --> 00:43:32,646 I even know one of them. 528 00:43:33,324 --> 00:43:34,552 You do? 529 00:43:36,227 --> 00:43:38,218 -Which one? -You know me. 530 00:43:39,931 --> 00:43:41,626 Isn't it obvious? 531 00:43:48,039 --> 00:43:49,973 Inspector, excuse me. 532 00:43:50,041 --> 00:43:55,035 Are you famiIiar with a Spanish restaurant here in Rome caIIed La PIata de Nada? 533 00:43:55,112 --> 00:43:57,307 Know it? I destroyed it. 534 00:43:57,381 --> 00:44:01,317 I found this in a jammed paper shredder. 535 00:44:01,819 --> 00:44:05,550 8:00 tonight. The grand re-opening of La PIata de Nada. 536 00:44:05,623 --> 00:44:07,614 And I thought, ''Why wouId AveIIaneda 537 00:44:07,692 --> 00:44:11,389 ''shred a simpIe reminder of a dinner appointment?'' 538 00:44:11,462 --> 00:44:13,293 Good work, Ponton. 539 00:44:14,231 --> 00:44:17,462 -So what shouId we do? -Our jobs, Ponton. 540 00:44:17,535 --> 00:44:22,598 We investigate, see who he's eating with. Perhaps the Tornado. 541 00:44:23,741 --> 00:44:24,833 You go on ahead. 542 00:44:24,909 --> 00:44:29,039 Ponton and I wiII get a taxi and do a IittIe sightseeing. 543 00:44:37,688 --> 00:44:43,388 This stakeout was a good idea, Ponton. FortunateIy, I'm an expert Iip-reader. 544 00:44:43,461 --> 00:44:49,593 He's saying, ''Never retune a wet piano.'' 545 00:44:49,667 --> 00:44:50,691 Why is he saying that? 546 00:44:50,768 --> 00:44:54,295 No, he is saying, ''My wife wiII not be back in ItaIy untiI Sunday.'' 547 00:44:54,372 --> 00:44:58,138 -No wonder he shredded the message. -What is aII this? 548 00:44:58,209 --> 00:45:00,404 Before they opened tonight, I snuck in, 549 00:45:00,478 --> 00:45:03,879 found out which tabIe he'd reserved, and pIanted a bug. 550 00:45:03,948 --> 00:45:07,748 But how did you find out which tabIe they wouId be seated at? 551 00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:11,788 You rubbed your fingers together. 552 00:45:12,356 --> 00:45:14,085 That is surprising. 553 00:45:18,696 --> 00:45:21,290 What is she doing here with him? 554 00:45:24,301 --> 00:45:26,132 I'm sorry, Inspector. 555 00:45:26,637 --> 00:45:28,434 We've got to find out what they are saying. 556 00:45:28,506 --> 00:45:29,939 Why? 557 00:45:30,007 --> 00:45:33,465 We've got to move the bug from that tabIe to that tabIe. 558 00:45:33,544 --> 00:45:36,672 -How? -Let me handIe it. 559 00:45:41,752 --> 00:45:44,084 HeIIo. Remember me? 560 00:45:48,392 --> 00:45:50,189 Don't you come back. 561 00:46:17,755 --> 00:46:20,121 What's wrong? You don't Iike this restaurant? 562 00:46:20,191 --> 00:46:23,319 Oh, no. No, I have been here one time before. 563 00:46:23,394 --> 00:46:24,952 It's very nice. 564 00:48:47,671 --> 00:48:50,037 There. It is out. 565 00:49:49,533 --> 00:49:53,230 We've been able to confirm that the Pope's ring has been stolen. 566 00:49:53,304 --> 00:49:57,707 lronically. the Dream Team was no less than five miles away in Rome. 567 00:49:57,775 --> 00:50:02,144 The ltalian people are outraged that the Tornado was able to pull this off 568 00:50:02,212 --> 00:50:04,043 right under their noses. 569 00:50:14,425 --> 00:50:15,483 Mr. CIouseau. 570 00:50:15,559 --> 00:50:18,289 Mr. Pepperidge, was the Dream Team sIeeping Iast night during the theft? 571 00:50:18,362 --> 00:50:19,351 No comment. 572 00:50:19,430 --> 00:50:21,990 Do you think they wiII ever recover the ring? 573 00:50:22,066 --> 00:50:24,432 If I made a comment after I'd said, ''No comment,'' 574 00:50:24,501 --> 00:50:26,992 I'd Iook Iike a compIete ass, wouIdn't I? 575 00:51:03,607 --> 00:51:06,804 Do not worry. Vicenzo Roccara SquarciaIupi BrancaIeone 576 00:51:06,877 --> 00:51:08,640 swears to you by aII that is hoIy, 577 00:51:08,712 --> 00:51:12,204 that St. Peter's ring wiII be restored to the Church. 578 00:51:12,282 --> 00:51:14,409 PIease sit down. 579 00:51:16,487 --> 00:51:17,886 Now, Mr. Pope, 580 00:51:17,955 --> 00:51:21,686 do you happen to know right now the whereabouts of your hat? 581 00:51:23,694 --> 00:51:26,754 -My hat? -Yes, your big, pointy hat. 582 00:51:26,830 --> 00:51:28,457 No, I don't know. 583 00:51:29,833 --> 00:51:35,100 Then I am probabIy sitting on it. I thought I feIt a IittIe... 584 00:51:40,911 --> 00:51:42,606 This can be fixed. 585 00:51:45,616 --> 00:51:47,140 As good as new. 586 00:51:48,085 --> 00:51:49,279 Now... 587 00:51:52,256 --> 00:51:54,224 How do we know it wasn't you who stoIe the ring 588 00:51:54,291 --> 00:51:57,124 so you couId coIIect on the insurance money? 589 00:51:57,194 --> 00:52:00,561 -I am the Pope. -Forgive me, Mr. Pope, 590 00:52:01,698 --> 00:52:04,258 it's just that sometimes when I speak so forcefuIIy, 591 00:52:04,334 --> 00:52:08,828 peopIe just crack instantIy. Now, was the ring insured? 592 00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:11,772 The ring is priceIess. It cannot be insured. 593 00:52:11,842 --> 00:52:15,300 -So you had no reason to steaI the ring. -I own the ring. 594 00:52:15,379 --> 00:52:20,078 Perhaps you wanted to seII the ring so you couId Iive in a big, fancy house. 595 00:52:20,717 --> 00:52:22,241 I kind of do. 596 00:52:25,422 --> 00:52:30,416 Now, Iet me reconstruct the crime. You came into the room when? 597 00:52:30,494 --> 00:52:33,019 -At 9:00. -And what was the first thing you did? 598 00:52:33,096 --> 00:52:36,930 I went out on the baIcony to admire the Lord's handiwork. 599 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:41,630 The moon that night was so beautifuI. It made me cIose to the Lord. 600 00:52:41,705 --> 00:52:46,836 I'm picking up on something. You're a very spirituaI man, aren't you? 601 00:52:47,878 --> 00:52:52,781 It's part of my job to read peopIe. I think I'm quite good at it, too. 602 00:52:54,418 --> 00:52:56,978 -And then what did you do? -I removed my robes. 603 00:52:57,054 --> 00:52:59,352 -And you put them... -In the cIoset. 604 00:52:59,423 --> 00:53:01,118 -May I? -CertainIy. 605 00:53:04,795 --> 00:53:06,922 You know, if you organized your cIosets by coIor, 606 00:53:06,997 --> 00:53:09,465 it wouId save you time in your rush to get to work in the morning. 607 00:53:09,533 --> 00:53:12,127 It's what I do, and it saves me time. 608 00:53:12,202 --> 00:53:14,295 Now, in order to better visuaIize the crime, 609 00:53:14,371 --> 00:53:17,670 I'm going to pIace myseIf in your position. 610 00:53:17,741 --> 00:53:20,175 -With your permission. -CertainIy. 611 00:53:38,228 --> 00:53:43,632 So, I come home, it's 9:00 p.m. ''I think I'II go Iook at the moon.'' 612 00:53:43,700 --> 00:53:47,067 I am going out onto the baIcony. 613 00:53:49,740 --> 00:53:53,540 I waIk out on the baIcony. I am now out on the baIcony. 614 00:54:03,720 --> 00:54:07,884 I am Iooking at the moon. I am Iooking at the moon. 615 00:54:07,958 --> 00:54:12,395 I'm feeIing very, very spirituaI. I come back in. 616 00:54:15,065 --> 00:54:18,125 -And what did you do next? -I went out for the second time. 617 00:54:18,201 --> 00:54:21,329 You went out a second time to Iook at the moon. 618 00:54:23,674 --> 00:54:25,266 It's the Pope. 619 00:54:27,077 --> 00:54:30,911 Looking at the moon, 18 seconds has gone by. 620 00:54:33,717 --> 00:54:37,619 18 seconds is enough time for the thief to have gained entrance. 621 00:54:37,688 --> 00:54:41,021 Now, you see why it is important to re-create the events. 622 00:54:41,091 --> 00:54:45,585 Or perhaps the thief was hiding in a Iedge or recess. 623 00:54:45,662 --> 00:54:49,792 Or perhaps he was cIinging to the underside of the... 624 00:55:13,890 --> 00:55:16,882 Thank you, God. Thank you. 625 00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:20,020 Chief Inspector, Joubert wants to speak to you. 626 00:55:20,330 --> 00:55:22,025 He wants CIouseau off the case. 627 00:55:22,099 --> 00:55:23,532 -No! -No? 628 00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:27,001 No, Iet's wait tiII he does something reaIIy embarrassing. 629 00:55:54,631 --> 00:55:55,825 Home. 630 00:56:00,137 --> 00:56:01,832 -Surprise attack! -Surprise attack! 631 00:56:01,905 --> 00:56:05,432 -Not now, I'm depressed. -Perfect for our advantage. 632 00:56:08,378 --> 00:56:12,940 The secret to an attack is the eIement of surprise, remember? 633 00:56:40,243 --> 00:56:44,145 Now I wiII teach you who is the karate master. 634 00:56:55,625 --> 00:56:58,355 Now watch what I wiII do to your head. 635 00:56:58,428 --> 00:57:00,020 Now, Antoine. 636 00:57:11,341 --> 00:57:13,639 Let's taIk about this, boys. 637 00:57:46,143 --> 00:57:50,671 Come, IittIe ones. AII is forgiven. 638 00:57:55,452 --> 00:57:57,784 Ponton, can we see CIouseau? 639 00:57:57,854 --> 00:57:59,412 Is the French idiot home? 640 00:57:59,489 --> 00:58:01,389 How does he feeI about his disgrace? 641 00:58:01,458 --> 00:58:04,291 Inspector CIouseau is the consummate professionaI. 642 00:58:04,361 --> 00:58:07,091 He aIways exhibits grace under pressure. 643 00:58:08,965 --> 00:58:11,092 Die, IittIe pigIets! 644 00:58:20,577 --> 00:58:24,911 My God, do you understand what you have done that is wrong? 645 00:58:24,981 --> 00:58:27,415 -Just remind me. -You cannot beat up chiIdren 646 00:58:27,484 --> 00:58:32,012 -and caII them pigIets. -The worId is changing so fast. 647 00:58:32,088 --> 00:58:35,649 Inspector, you have faiIed to improve at every opportunity. 648 00:58:35,725 --> 00:58:39,957 You are the most smaII-minded nitwit I have ever encountered. 649 00:58:40,030 --> 00:58:44,831 -I am sure I can do better. -Very weII, we'II give you one more try. 650 00:58:45,635 --> 00:58:49,935 I'm going to hoId up a series of images, and I want you to teII me what you see. 651 00:58:50,006 --> 00:58:53,305 Just say the first thing that comes into your mind. 652 00:58:53,376 --> 00:58:55,139 A drunken Irishman. 653 00:58:55,912 --> 00:58:58,107 An EngIishman with bad teeth. 654 00:58:58,748 --> 00:59:01,012 A San Francisco Nancy boy. 655 00:59:01,952 --> 00:59:05,012 A PoIish army officer driving a septic tank. 656 00:59:05,088 --> 00:59:07,420 Where did you get these cards? 657 00:59:08,892 --> 00:59:12,919 It's in every newspaper aII over the worId. We're aII being made to Iook Iike idiots. 658 00:59:12,996 --> 00:59:15,829 Reputations buiIt up over a Iifetime utterIy ruined. 659 00:59:15,899 --> 00:59:19,062 I had to quit being a Buddhist because I feeI so much hate. 660 00:59:19,135 --> 00:59:21,000 He sat on the Pope's hat! 661 00:59:21,071 --> 00:59:25,405 Look, he recovered the Pink Panther once, and I beIieve he can do it again. 662 00:59:25,475 --> 00:59:28,933 If he soIves this case, I'm perfectIy wiIIing to run around for 24 hours 663 00:59:29,012 --> 00:59:33,711 wearing nothing but a tutu and carrying a big, pink, fIuffy handbag. 664 00:59:33,783 --> 00:59:37,184 I say we take a vote to get rid of him. AII in favor? 665 00:59:40,824 --> 00:59:43,691 Whatever it is, count me in. 666 00:59:44,494 --> 00:59:48,658 CIouseau, whiIe you were faIIing off of the Pope's baIcony 667 00:59:48,732 --> 00:59:52,862 dressed as the Pope, I discovered a key piece of evidence. 668 00:59:52,936 --> 00:59:55,871 And what is this key piece of evidence? 669 00:59:57,107 --> 00:59:58,267 A key. 670 00:59:58,341 --> 01:00:02,402 I found this on the Pope's bedroom fIoor. Something, of course, you overIooked. 671 01:00:02,479 --> 01:00:04,037 That couId mean anything. 672 01:00:04,114 --> 01:00:08,414 But if this key is so important, I wiII take it and duIy examine it. 673 01:00:08,485 --> 01:00:10,350 Inspector CIouseau. 674 01:00:12,088 --> 01:00:18,027 It is my not-so-sad duty to inform you that you have been voted off of the team. 675 01:00:20,497 --> 01:00:21,725 Off the team? 676 01:00:21,798 --> 01:00:24,767 You are no Ionger part of this investigation. 677 01:00:28,271 --> 01:00:29,499 Cheerio. 678 01:00:39,316 --> 01:00:40,510 NicoIe. 679 01:00:43,453 --> 01:00:45,387 -NicoIe? -Inspector. 680 01:00:47,590 --> 01:00:49,751 I was just returning a fiIe. 681 01:00:51,127 --> 01:00:54,563 What are you doing in NicoIe's office? 682 01:00:54,631 --> 01:00:58,032 -When I got fired... -You thought NicoIe was the one person 683 01:00:58,101 --> 01:01:02,299 -you couId share it with. -WeII, we do go back. 684 01:01:04,674 --> 01:01:06,835 Story of my Iife, 685 01:01:06,910 --> 01:01:11,404 the men I'm interested in aren't the ones interested in me. 686 01:01:11,481 --> 01:01:16,043 ReaIIy? I wouId think aII men wouId be interested in you. 687 01:01:16,686 --> 01:01:19,450 -Why do you say that? -Because... 688 01:01:29,032 --> 01:01:33,992 -...you are very attractive. -I wiII see you in my office in five. 689 01:01:40,577 --> 01:01:42,977 But reaIIy, there is no one? 690 01:01:45,682 --> 01:01:50,312 FrankIy speaking, the one big Iove of my Iife didn't quite work out. 691 01:01:50,387 --> 01:01:51,979 You poor thing. 692 01:01:55,992 --> 01:01:57,289 NicoIe! 693 01:01:58,294 --> 01:02:02,890 No, no, no, don't Iet me interrupt. I onIy have a message from Vicenzo. 694 01:02:02,966 --> 01:02:05,730 He wants you both at this address, immediateIy. 695 01:02:05,802 --> 01:02:08,669 He has decided he needs my expertise. 696 01:02:08,738 --> 01:02:10,228 No. They've soIved the case. 697 01:02:10,306 --> 01:02:12,797 -What? -They've soIved the case. 698 01:02:21,651 --> 01:02:23,949 Inspector, weIcome. 699 01:02:24,020 --> 01:02:25,920 Even though we've had certain disagreements, 700 01:02:25,989 --> 01:02:30,221 we are wiIIing to share the gIory with you out of our respect for la Francia. 701 01:02:30,293 --> 01:02:32,887 Pepperidge examined the key and knew right away 702 01:02:32,962 --> 01:02:34,862 it was made by a French Iocksmith. 703 01:02:34,931 --> 01:02:38,697 Kenji did research on the Iocksmiths in Paris who seII this brand. 704 01:02:38,768 --> 01:02:42,602 We asked for a Iist of addresses and we found this apartment. 705 01:02:43,473 --> 01:02:47,102 When we got here, we found the owner Iicking the carpet. 706 01:02:49,879 --> 01:02:52,177 His name is Laurence MiIIiken. 707 01:02:52,882 --> 01:02:54,713 And the stoIen items? 708 01:03:01,925 --> 01:03:03,722 The Shroud of Turin! 709 01:03:04,861 --> 01:03:08,126 We shouId have it dry-cIeaned before we return it. 710 01:03:09,065 --> 01:03:12,694 The Pope's ring. His wife wiII be happy to have that back. 711 01:03:14,604 --> 01:03:18,267 -And where is the Pink Panther? -UnfortunateIy, that cannot be recovered. 712 01:03:18,341 --> 01:03:19,808 No Pink Panther? 713 01:03:19,876 --> 01:03:23,004 -He expIained in his suicide note. -Yes. 714 01:03:25,281 --> 01:03:27,977 ''Life had become horribIy duII and uninteresting. 715 01:03:28,051 --> 01:03:30,918 ''Nothing matched the excitement of steaIing great treasures, 716 01:03:30,987 --> 01:03:32,284 ''so I returned, 717 01:03:32,355 --> 01:03:35,119 ''but I found that even steaIing no Ionger interested me. 718 01:03:35,191 --> 01:03:38,251 ''Without a purpose, I no Ionger wish to Iive. 719 01:03:38,328 --> 01:03:42,697 ''I am returning every treasure but one. The Pink Panther. 720 01:03:42,765 --> 01:03:44,790 ''Having it in my possession for even a few days 721 01:03:44,868 --> 01:03:47,530 ''made me reaIize its fabuIous beauty. 722 01:03:47,604 --> 01:03:50,937 ''No one must have it but me, so I destroyed it. 723 01:03:51,007 --> 01:03:54,534 ''The Pink Panther is dust, a finaI revenge.'' 724 01:03:54,611 --> 01:03:57,444 ''Laurence MiIIiken, the Tornado.'' 725 01:04:01,217 --> 01:04:05,415 I spent four years researching and writing my book. I hoped to meet him aIive. 726 01:04:05,488 --> 01:04:08,582 The Tornado was an expert on gems and their vaIue? 727 01:04:08,658 --> 01:04:10,888 Yes, in fact, MiIIiken was the author 728 01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:13,656 of the most authoritative book on the subject. 729 01:04:13,730 --> 01:04:18,429 This man did not commit these crimes. The case has not been soIved. 730 01:04:18,501 --> 01:04:22,494 But, Iook, there's the wound from 10 years ago. 731 01:04:22,572 --> 01:04:25,097 -I stake my reputation on it. -WeII, that's not much. 732 01:04:25,175 --> 01:04:27,336 -The media are outside. -Then I wiII announce 733 01:04:27,410 --> 01:04:30,311 -that we have soIved the case. -I wouIdn't. 734 01:04:31,314 --> 01:04:34,112 -I wiII. -I wouIdn't do it. 735 01:04:34,784 --> 01:04:38,311 -I am going to. -I wouIdn't. 736 01:04:44,494 --> 01:04:49,193 I am deIighted to announce that we have found II Tornado. 737 01:04:49,265 --> 01:04:51,529 The dead man in the apartment 738 01:04:51,601 --> 01:04:54,593 is indubitabIy the perpetrator of these crimes. 739 01:04:54,671 --> 01:04:58,232 ActuaIIy, one of us disagrees with this hypothesis. 740 01:04:58,308 --> 01:05:01,175 I am sure that MiIIiken is not the thief. 741 01:05:06,516 --> 01:05:10,179 HoId it. We're getting the report on the DNA evidence. 742 01:05:10,253 --> 01:05:13,950 The DNA taken from the body of Laurence MiIIiken today 743 01:05:14,023 --> 01:05:17,720 and the DNA taken 10 years ago from the bIood of the Tornado 744 01:05:17,794 --> 01:05:21,594 are a 100% match. 745 01:05:22,932 --> 01:05:25,594 The man inside is the Tornado. 746 01:05:32,308 --> 01:05:34,970 I'd Iike to thank my coIIeagues for their assistance, 747 01:05:35,044 --> 01:05:38,275 and especiaIIy one of your own here in la Francia. 748 01:05:38,348 --> 01:05:42,375 My most heartfeIt appreciation to NicoIetta. 749 01:05:45,355 --> 01:05:48,791 You are a beacon of Iight in a forest of darkness. 750 01:05:48,858 --> 01:05:54,387 NicoIe is no Iess a thief than II Tornado because she has stoIen this. 751 01:06:21,224 --> 01:06:22,885 Your mama is here. 752 01:06:23,826 --> 01:06:26,056 Say goodbye to UncIe Jacques. 753 01:06:26,562 --> 01:06:29,963 -Goodbye, UncIe Jacques. -We Iove you, UncIe Jacques. 754 01:06:30,633 --> 01:06:33,864 You are two fine, young, IittIe pig persons. 755 01:06:35,038 --> 01:06:37,165 -Goodbye, Papa. -Goodbye. 756 01:06:37,240 --> 01:06:41,199 -When wiII you be coming home, Papa? -I'm not sure. 757 01:06:41,277 --> 01:06:42,505 Goodbye. 758 01:06:49,886 --> 01:06:54,118 WeII, Ponton, we are two avaiIabIe men aIone in Paris, 759 01:06:54,190 --> 01:06:56,784 the most exciting city in the worId. 760 01:06:57,727 --> 01:06:59,695 How shouId we spend our evening? 761 01:07:02,732 --> 01:07:06,065 -What sort of shampoo is this? -Jojoba. 762 01:07:06,135 --> 01:07:07,898 -Jojoba. -Jojoba. 763 01:07:08,871 --> 01:07:10,839 Let me see the bottIe. 764 01:07:14,243 --> 01:07:18,304 -It's speIIed ''Jojoba.'' -It's pronounced ''Hohoba.'' 765 01:07:18,381 --> 01:07:22,647 It's speIIed ''Jojoba,'' but it's pronounced ''Hohoba.'' 766 01:07:22,719 --> 01:07:25,916 -''Hohoba.'' -Why wouId they do something Iike that? 767 01:07:58,621 --> 01:08:03,058 WeII, Ponton, I think our bacheIor night is going very weII. Who needs women? 768 01:08:03,126 --> 01:08:05,356 I'm going back home to my wife and chiIdren. 769 01:08:05,428 --> 01:08:11,196 -What? What brought this on? -You. I don't wish to end up... I mean... 770 01:08:11,267 --> 01:08:15,203 I have decided that Iove and famiIy must not come second. 771 01:08:15,271 --> 01:08:18,570 If I may, Inspector, Iook what that thinking has done for you. 772 01:08:18,641 --> 01:08:22,805 What? I'm very happy Iiving aIone with my various shampoos. 773 01:08:22,879 --> 01:08:26,747 Inspector, I stiII think you are the best detective in the worId. 774 01:08:26,816 --> 01:08:31,685 Yet, when it comes to Iove, you never see what is staring you right in the face. 775 01:08:32,422 --> 01:08:37,018 Take NicoIe, for exampIe. Do you know the coIor of her eyes? 776 01:08:37,093 --> 01:08:40,085 Her pet's name? Her favorite song? 777 01:08:40,163 --> 01:08:44,156 You can recite an entire section of every statute in French criminaI Iaw, 778 01:08:44,233 --> 01:08:48,260 but you don't know the first thing about the woman who Ioves you. 779 01:08:52,041 --> 01:08:53,804 Her eyes are brown. 780 01:08:56,179 --> 01:08:58,511 She Ioves the smeII of vaniIIa. 781 01:09:00,082 --> 01:09:02,482 She's aIIergic to sheIIfish. 782 01:09:02,552 --> 01:09:06,579 She has a smaII scar on her ankIe, which I gave her. 783 01:09:07,790 --> 01:09:10,884 She Ioves her cats, Mindy and Wendy, 784 01:09:11,994 --> 01:09:18,263 and Cindy, DeIores, Frank, Maxime, CaIiguIa and Louise. 785 01:09:19,535 --> 01:09:22,129 And she does not think she is pretty. 786 01:09:22,939 --> 01:09:25,703 And I can never teII her she is pretty. 787 01:09:25,775 --> 01:09:28,300 -Otherwise... -Otherwise what? 788 01:09:30,046 --> 01:09:36,076 If she knew how pretty she is, she might choose someone other than me. 789 01:09:38,488 --> 01:09:40,183 -Ponton. -Yes? 790 01:09:41,757 --> 01:09:43,315 I need a hug. 791 01:09:45,194 --> 01:09:46,286 Okay. 792 01:09:47,964 --> 01:09:49,864 And now, conditioner. 793 01:09:53,269 --> 01:09:57,729 After more than a decade. the infamous Tornado has finally been unmasked. 794 01:09:57,807 --> 01:10:00,537 Thanks to the work of the international Dream Team. 795 01:10:00,610 --> 01:10:04,478 Their success is being celebrated tonight in a very exclusive event. 796 01:10:04,547 --> 01:10:09,246 Let's go live now to the Petit Palais in Paris. where the gala is underway. 797 01:10:21,030 --> 01:10:22,657 So, teII us about the case. 798 01:10:22,732 --> 01:10:25,724 This was reaIIy not one of my most chaIIenging cases. 799 01:10:25,801 --> 01:10:27,496 I'm surprised it even took us this Iong... 800 01:10:27,570 --> 01:10:30,471 My powers of observation are so fineIy tuned by this point 801 01:10:30,540 --> 01:10:33,839 that just one Iook at any situation, and ideas come fIooding into me. 802 01:10:33,910 --> 01:10:36,470 Modern technoIogy makes the modern criminaI obsoIete. 803 01:10:36,546 --> 01:10:38,912 And what about the Pink Panther? 804 01:10:42,552 --> 01:10:47,649 Too bad it was destroyed. Yes. we're very sorry about that. 805 01:10:47,723 --> 01:10:49,281 Three out of four isn't bad. 806 01:10:49,358 --> 01:10:51,417 75%. Yes. brilliant. 807 01:11:04,307 --> 01:11:06,741 -Inspector. -Miss SoIandres. 808 01:11:06,809 --> 01:11:08,834 -Quite a snarI here. -Yes, I know. 809 01:11:08,911 --> 01:11:12,870 A spot just opened up. Take it. I'II watch the meter for you. 810 01:11:17,053 --> 01:11:19,112 -Nice car. -It's a rentaI. 811 01:11:19,655 --> 01:11:23,318 I figured Paris, excitement, romance, you know. 812 01:11:23,392 --> 01:11:27,328 -I'm Ieaving Paris tonight, on the redeye. -Bon voyage. 813 01:11:27,396 --> 01:11:29,125 Goodbye, Inspector. 814 01:11:36,238 --> 01:11:37,967 -You know Mrs. Dreyfus? -Yes, sir. 815 01:11:38,040 --> 01:11:41,009 WeII, Iet me know immediateIy if she arrives. 816 01:11:48,951 --> 01:11:50,475 -NicoIe. -Yes. 817 01:11:50,553 --> 01:11:53,317 -I thought you might be hungry. -WeII... 818 01:11:54,357 --> 01:11:57,690 -That is very thoughtfuI of you. -Cute car. 819 01:11:57,760 --> 01:11:59,853 It's Miss SoIandres' car. 820 01:12:01,998 --> 01:12:05,559 -WeII, it's a IittIe chiIIy out here, so... -NicoIe? 821 01:12:09,739 --> 01:12:11,639 You are very pretty. 822 01:12:12,441 --> 01:12:16,605 WeII, that's odd. Some wouId say I was drab and disgusting. 823 01:12:16,679 --> 01:12:19,580 WeII, who in their right mind couId caII you drab and disgusting? 824 01:12:19,649 --> 01:12:22,641 Whoever couId say something Iike that, wouId... 825 01:12:24,687 --> 01:12:25,813 I said it. 826 01:12:25,888 --> 01:12:27,947 -He toId you? -Yes, he did. 827 01:12:29,925 --> 01:12:33,918 I onIy said it because I didn't want him to... 828 01:12:33,996 --> 01:12:35,258 To what? 829 01:12:36,766 --> 01:12:38,757 To faII in Iove with you. 830 01:12:45,274 --> 01:12:47,401 I don't know what to think. 831 01:13:25,848 --> 01:13:29,375 Ponton speaking. -Ponton, here's what I want you to do. 832 01:13:32,788 --> 01:13:35,154 I'm thinking of recommending 833 01:13:35,224 --> 01:13:39,024 the estabIishment of a permanent internationaI poIice force, 834 01:13:39,095 --> 01:13:42,861 which, of course, I wouId be prepared to command. 835 01:13:53,576 --> 01:13:54,941 Excuse me. 836 01:14:01,450 --> 01:14:03,714 -What? -I have soIved the case. 837 01:14:04,754 --> 01:14:07,052 -What? -I have soIved the case. 838 01:14:07,123 --> 01:14:11,355 The case has been soIved, CIouseau. That is why we're having the party, 839 01:14:11,427 --> 01:14:14,157 you see, because we've soIved the case. 840 01:14:28,010 --> 01:14:29,375 Are you aII right, Chief Inspector? 841 01:14:29,445 --> 01:14:33,575 -It's cIueIess CIouseau again. -Is he here? 842 01:14:33,649 --> 01:14:38,086 He's so desperate to regain his status as the Pink Panther hero 843 01:14:38,154 --> 01:14:41,055 that he's come up with the most ingenious theory. 844 01:14:41,123 --> 01:14:45,184 -What theory? -That you are the thief. 845 01:14:45,995 --> 01:14:47,053 Me? 846 01:14:49,832 --> 01:14:52,426 And that you have the Pink Panther here with you. 847 01:14:52,501 --> 01:14:54,492 Now I'm feeIing guiIty. 848 01:14:54,570 --> 01:14:58,165 I've been feuding with a man who is mentaIIy handicapped. 849 01:14:58,474 --> 01:15:01,341 For one thing, how couId Sonia have performed the theft in Rome? 850 01:15:01,410 --> 01:15:03,537 We were aII there together. 851 01:15:04,079 --> 01:15:07,674 ActuaIIy, the rest of us were aII at the bar. 852 01:15:07,750 --> 01:15:11,880 If you recaII, Miss SoIandres stayed home with a headache. 853 01:15:11,954 --> 01:15:12,978 WeII, that's right, but... 854 01:15:13,055 --> 01:15:16,047 But where wouId you get the expertise for these crimes? 855 01:15:16,125 --> 01:15:19,788 WeII, she is the worId's foremost authority on II Tornado. 856 01:15:22,264 --> 01:15:27,224 Just as a parIor game, what if she obtained this expertise directIy from... 857 01:15:27,303 --> 01:15:29,328 What if she were his daughter? 858 01:15:29,405 --> 01:15:31,066 -No, that wouIdn't... -A Iover. 859 01:15:31,140 --> 01:15:34,507 -Yes, a scorned Iover. -Better. Motive. 860 01:15:34,577 --> 01:15:38,069 That wouId expIain steaIing the unfenceabIe items 861 01:15:38,147 --> 01:15:40,877 -to direct attention... -To II Tornado. 862 01:15:40,950 --> 01:15:45,216 So she can bring him out of hiding and set him up as the perpetrator. 863 01:15:46,088 --> 01:15:50,252 -Then she couId kiII him, forge a note... -And keep the Pink Panther. 864 01:15:50,326 --> 01:15:52,817 As CIouseau said, the one fenceabIe item. 865 01:15:52,895 --> 01:15:56,353 CongratuIations, gentIemen, a very diverting and amusing puzzIe 866 01:15:56,432 --> 01:15:58,957 soIved in two minutes. 867 01:16:01,871 --> 01:16:03,031 Bravo. 868 01:16:05,808 --> 01:16:07,435 Open your purse. 869 01:16:08,944 --> 01:16:12,675 NicoIetta, you misunderstand. This is a game, an exercise. 870 01:16:12,748 --> 01:16:16,206 Yes, but just to compIete the game, Iet's have a Iook. 871 01:16:18,888 --> 01:16:20,879 I have a pIane to catch. 872 01:16:23,926 --> 01:16:26,258 SeriousIy, gentIemen! 873 01:16:30,132 --> 01:16:33,568 Okay, Iet's get this over and done with. 874 01:16:37,673 --> 01:16:39,197 Oh, my God! He was right. 875 01:16:43,012 --> 01:16:47,108 Stop! I am the one you want, not her. 876 01:16:47,783 --> 01:16:53,312 OnIy I possess the evidence that wiII keep you in prison for the rest of your Iife. 877 01:16:53,389 --> 01:16:56,358 So if you're going to shoot anyone, shoot me. 878 01:16:57,559 --> 01:16:58,719 Okay. 879 01:17:00,462 --> 01:17:03,124 Perhaps I did not think that through. 880 01:17:07,603 --> 01:17:08,865 Jacques! 881 01:17:10,205 --> 01:17:11,968 I wish I'd shot him. 882 01:17:14,176 --> 01:17:16,906 Look, his MedaI of Honor absorbed the buIIet. 883 01:17:16,979 --> 01:17:18,105 -What? -Not exactIy. 884 01:17:18,180 --> 01:17:21,115 The buIIet ricocheted and kiIIed the waiter. 885 01:17:21,784 --> 01:17:24,184 Where's Sonia? 886 01:17:24,253 --> 01:17:27,051 She mustn't escape. I'II stop her. 887 01:18:04,226 --> 01:18:05,488 Get back. 888 01:18:07,629 --> 01:18:12,498 That gun is pointIess. There are four of us, and you onIy have four buIIets Ieft. 889 01:18:14,570 --> 01:18:16,333 That doesn't add up. 890 01:18:27,416 --> 01:18:30,385 AII right, I'm warning you, Miss SoIandres, I've got a... 891 01:18:30,452 --> 01:18:31,646 Spoon? 892 01:18:32,121 --> 01:18:33,748 I've got a knife. 893 01:19:12,061 --> 01:19:14,052 Stop. You cannot escape. 894 01:19:20,502 --> 01:19:24,495 -You don't have a match. -That's right. 895 01:19:27,042 --> 01:19:29,602 Never use an eIevator during a fire. 896 01:19:31,747 --> 01:19:33,647 Fire? Leave this to me. 897 01:20:05,714 --> 01:20:08,842 In the name of the statutes and Iaws of the great nation of France, 898 01:20:08,917 --> 01:20:13,115 you are under arrest for the theft of the worId's most priceIess... 899 01:20:20,729 --> 01:20:22,560 You are under arrest! 900 01:20:30,672 --> 01:20:33,232 Let me go, or I wiII destroy it. 901 01:20:33,308 --> 01:20:35,640 -Let her go. -Let her do it. 902 01:20:35,711 --> 01:20:37,838 Are you insane? 903 01:20:57,432 --> 01:20:59,161 Good work, Ponton. 904 01:20:59,635 --> 01:21:06,336 You moron! You twerp! You sad excuse for a human being! 905 01:21:06,408 --> 01:21:10,777 You have just destroyed the sacred symboI of France! 906 01:21:11,847 --> 01:21:16,011 -Ponton, did you bring what I asked for? -Boys. 907 01:21:19,388 --> 01:21:22,619 -Here it is, UncIe Jacques. -Yes, yes. 908 01:21:23,992 --> 01:21:27,985 I knew the Tornado wouId eventuaIIy come after the Pink Panther. 909 01:21:28,530 --> 01:21:32,557 So I went to the musee with a simpIe pIan in mind. 910 01:21:32,634 --> 01:21:36,092 l had convinced my old friend. Robert the night guard. 911 01:21:36,171 --> 01:21:40,369 to turn off the security system for the few moments necessary 912 01:21:40,442 --> 01:21:43,775 to save the most beautiful object in France. 913 01:21:43,845 --> 01:21:48,339 I then switched the Pink Panther with the repIica I had at home. 914 01:21:49,051 --> 01:21:51,315 This is the reaI Pink Panther. 915 01:21:53,689 --> 01:21:56,021 It was the fake that was stoIen. 916 01:21:57,326 --> 01:21:59,988 Nightmare. Nightmare. 917 01:22:01,263 --> 01:22:04,699 And when the Tornado, an expert on the quaIity of gems, 918 01:22:04,766 --> 01:22:08,532 wrote in his supposed suicide note of its great beauty. 919 01:22:08,604 --> 01:22:13,541 I knew he couId never have been the thief. He wouId have recognized it as a fake. 920 01:22:14,676 --> 01:22:17,372 How did you figure out it was Sonia? 921 01:22:17,446 --> 01:22:21,143 It was because I spent the Iast 17 months on parking duty. 922 01:22:22,050 --> 01:22:23,278 What? 923 01:22:25,687 --> 01:22:29,555 Today, I was staring at Miss SoIandres' Iicense pIate. 924 01:22:29,625 --> 01:22:34,494 I recognized it because of my unique system of cross-referencing. 925 01:22:35,664 --> 01:22:39,725 I became aware that I had given a ticket to the same car 926 01:22:39,801 --> 01:22:43,965 two days before Miss Solandres claimed she arrived in Paris. 927 01:22:45,507 --> 01:22:48,840 One day before the Pink Panther was stoIen. 928 01:22:54,816 --> 01:22:57,080 You foIIowed my instructions very weII, CIouseau. 929 01:22:57,152 --> 01:23:01,088 It was I, of course, who put CIouseau onto the parking ticket assignment. 930 01:23:01,156 --> 01:23:03,624 -Isn't that so, Inspector? -No. 931 01:23:06,495 --> 01:23:08,224 And at AveIIaneda's mansion, 932 01:23:08,297 --> 01:23:10,891 when I sensed the presence of the Tornado, 933 01:23:10,966 --> 01:23:12,957 he was there. all right. 934 01:23:13,635 --> 01:23:16,900 But it was not a he, it was a she! 935 01:23:24,646 --> 01:23:27,444 CIouseau is the greatest detective in the worId. 936 01:23:27,516 --> 01:23:30,041 His mind is sharper than aII of us combined. 937 01:23:30,118 --> 01:23:32,678 -ShouId we teII him? -AbsoIuteIy not. 938 01:23:45,133 --> 01:23:46,862 Inspector CIouseau. 939 01:23:47,636 --> 01:23:51,231 Sometimes a man must be boId enough to speak from the heart. 940 01:23:51,306 --> 01:23:53,900 You deserve to know the truth about NicoIe and I. 941 01:23:53,975 --> 01:23:58,002 -Stop. I don't want to hear. -But nothing happened. 942 01:23:58,814 --> 01:24:00,805 -Nothing? -Nothing. 943 01:24:01,450 --> 01:24:06,046 -It pains me to admit, but no. -Not even a IittIe smoochie-woochie? 944 01:24:07,522 --> 01:24:11,322 I never had a chance, because she onIy has eyes for one man. 945 01:24:11,893 --> 01:24:12,951 You. 946 01:24:13,795 --> 01:24:17,322 Yes, you. Now pIease, for God's sake, kiss her aIready. 947 01:24:22,704 --> 01:24:27,266 NicoIe, I have Iearned that 948 01:24:27,342 --> 01:24:29,173 no man is an isIand. 949 01:24:29,945 --> 01:24:36,214 So wouId you, even though it may Iead to possibIe injury, 950 01:24:37,519 --> 01:24:38,781 marry me? 951 01:25:02,511 --> 01:25:06,641 Inspector Dreyfus, thank you again for agreeing to conduct the ceremony. 952 01:25:06,715 --> 01:25:09,775 It makes everything that much more speciaI. 953 01:25:15,290 --> 01:25:19,693 Jacques CIouseau and NicoIe Durant. 954 01:25:19,761 --> 01:25:22,992 Do you promise to Iove, honor and obey... 955 01:25:23,064 --> 01:25:26,556 Wait! A wife does not have to obey her husband. 956 01:25:30,172 --> 01:25:34,871 Okay, scrap ''obey.'' Do you promise to Iove and honor each other? 957 01:25:34,943 --> 01:25:36,433 -I do. -I do. 958 01:25:36,511 --> 01:25:38,775 Good! So by the powers vested in me 959 01:25:38,847 --> 01:25:41,714 as Chief Inspector of the 13th Arrondissement, 960 01:25:41,783 --> 01:25:45,446 I now decIare you husband and wife. 961 01:26:05,240 --> 01:26:07,936 Here's to peace and harmony. 962 01:26:15,150 --> 01:26:17,118 -The password? -Hamburger! 963 01:26:17,185 --> 01:26:18,709 That's not it. 964 01:26:19,254 --> 01:26:20,414 -Hamburger! -No! 965 01:26:20,489 --> 01:26:21,956 -Hamburger! -No! 966 01:26:22,023 --> 01:26:25,823 They must have changed it. CIouseau, your gadget! 967 01:26:25,894 --> 01:26:28,328 CIouseau, what's the new password? 968 01:26:29,397 --> 01:26:31,194 It says ''Iow battery.'' 969 01:26:31,266 --> 01:26:32,961 -Low battery. -No! 970 01:26:33,034 --> 01:26:35,525 No, wait. That means the battery is Iow. 971 01:26:35,604 --> 01:26:38,004 It wants me to go onIine and renew my subscription. 972 01:26:38,073 --> 01:26:42,407 -For God's sake, CIouseau! -Kenji, pIease take care of this. 973 01:26:43,445 --> 01:26:45,504 We have a pIane to catch. 974 01:26:48,116 --> 01:26:50,346 -Was it beautifuI? -Very beautifuI. 975 01:26:50,418 --> 01:26:52,784 -Here are your gIasses. -Thanks. 976 01:26:55,023 --> 01:26:56,115 Wait. 977 01:27:02,097 --> 01:27:04,827 -Was my mother there? -Yes, absoIuteIy! 978 01:27:04,900 --> 01:27:07,733 -Can't you hear her screaming? -Not reaIIy.