1 00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:58,683 I'm very honored to introduce 2 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:00,768 our guest lecturer today. 3 00:01:00,853 --> 00:01:04,355 He graduated from here about 15 years ago. 4 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:07,316 He's gone on to a fabulous career. 5 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:10,361 I can't think of a single person who's more qualified 6 00:01:10,446 --> 00:01:13,614 or more adept at the final procedures 7 00:01:13,699 --> 00:01:16,659 you've been studying lately. 8 00:01:16,744 --> 00:01:18,327 Now you've learned the science, 9 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:22,165 now's your chance to learn the art. 10 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:25,710 Students, Mr. Bernie Tiede. 11 00:01:27,004 --> 00:01:31,340 Thank you, Professor. 12 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:33,009 Thank you. 13 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:34,886 It's always an honor to be asked back 14 00:01:34,970 --> 00:01:37,472 and I do it gladly because I feel... 15 00:01:37,556 --> 00:01:39,474 if even one thing I say or demonstrate today 16 00:01:39,558 --> 00:01:42,977 helps you in any way as you embark on your careers, 17 00:01:43,061 --> 00:01:45,188 then everyone will have benefited. 18 00:01:45,272 --> 00:01:48,858 You, those who are grieving, 19 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:50,943 and the deceased. 20 00:01:53,405 --> 00:01:54,947 The nails have to be clipped, 21 00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:57,283 shaped and brought back to life. 22 00:01:57,367 --> 00:02:01,204 And you must cast the nails to the person. 23 00:02:01,288 --> 00:02:02,830 You wouldn't want a mechanic 24 00:02:02,915 --> 00:02:03,998 to have the nails of a flight attendant. 25 00:02:04,082 --> 00:02:05,124 Would you? 26 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:11,839 It is very important to remove any unwanted nasal, 27 00:02:11,924 --> 00:02:16,385 ear, or facial hair. 28 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:18,387 We can never be too vigilant 29 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:24,018 in the lookout for that one stray rogue hair. 30 00:02:25,604 --> 00:02:27,396 The eyes are often a minor problem 31 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:29,607 because they usually want to stay open. 32 00:02:29,691 --> 00:02:34,153 It's almost like they want one last look at this miraculous world. 33 00:02:34,238 --> 00:02:36,405 But with some Super Glue... 34 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:39,075 a little dab will do you... 35 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:42,578 and it's no more peeking. 36 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:46,958 Even though the features have been set during the embalming, 37 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:48,960 you have to reassess and readjust 38 00:02:49,044 --> 00:02:56,217 because of continuing emaciation and dehydration. 39 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:58,302 Perfect expression of the mouth 40 00:02:58,387 --> 00:03:01,848 would be relaxed, natural, with a little bit of a smile. 41 00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:04,767 Can't have him looking unhappy to be there. 42 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:08,729 And we must always be on guard for the mischievous lip drift. 43 00:03:08,814 --> 00:03:11,941 Even the slightest hint of teeth can be disastrous. 44 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:17,613 You cannot have grief tragically become a comedy. 45 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:20,324 Then, after a foundation 46 00:03:20,409 --> 00:03:24,620 mixed with massage cream to prevent dehydration, 47 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:26,789 even out coloration, 48 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:29,792 then apply highlights. 49 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:32,044 Do not over-cosmetize. 50 00:03:32,129 --> 00:03:35,298 Most of those who service the deceased apply far too much blush. 51 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:37,341 J ust a note to always remember: 52 00:03:37,426 --> 00:03:40,553 Too much color does not make one look more alive. 53 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:42,430 The last detail to be managed 54 00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:45,224 is the deceased's body position. 55 00:03:45,309 --> 00:03:47,518 Left hand over the right, 56 00:03:47,603 --> 00:03:50,521 over the umbilicus, in an attitude of ease, 57 00:03:50,606 --> 00:03:52,607 of repose, of retirement. 58 00:03:52,691 --> 00:03:56,027 The position of the head is oh so important. 59 00:03:56,111 --> 00:03:57,695 Neither star gazing 60 00:03:57,779 --> 00:03:59,238 nor navel gazing, 61 00:03:59,323 --> 00:04:00,823 but perfectly centered, 62 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:03,659 turned ever so slightly to the right... 63 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:05,328 in greeting. 64 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,748 He's now been cosmetized, 65 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:10,708 he's ready to be dressed, 66 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:13,961 and casketed. 67 00:04:21,470 --> 00:04:23,304 ♪ Love lifted me! ♪ 68 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:24,847 ♪ Love lifted me! ♪ 69 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:27,934 ♪ Looove lifted meee! ♪ 70 00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:31,979 ♪ I was sinking Deep in sin ♪ 71 00:04:32,064 --> 00:04:35,358 ♪ Off on the peaceful shore ♪ 72 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:38,653 ♪ Buried deeply Staying within ♪ 73 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:41,530 ♪ Sinking to rise no more ♪ 74 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:45,576 ♪ But the master Of the sea ♪ 75 00:04:45,661 --> 00:04:48,746 ♪ Heard my despairing cry ♪ 76 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:52,041 Bernie was a very charismatic man. 77 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:54,460 A loving person. 78 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:58,798 And he had the ability to make the world seem kind. 79 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:02,635 ♪ Love looked at me ♪ 80 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:05,972 ♪ When nothing else Could help ♪ 81 00:05:06,056 --> 00:05:09,225 ♪ Love lifted me ♪ 82 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,727 ♪ Love lifted me ♪ 83 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:15,064 Real good with people, a real people person, 84 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:17,566 always had his hand out, ready to shake it, 85 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:20,444 never met a stranger, good with names, 86 00:05:20,529 --> 00:05:22,238 good with questions. 87 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,115 He could remember if your daughter was at Texas, 88 00:05:24,199 --> 00:05:26,283 and your son was at A&M. 89 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:28,077 He'd remember that and he'd ask you questions about those kids. 90 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:30,371 J ust made you feel real good about yourself. 91 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:33,416 ♪ When nothing else could help now ♪ 92 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:37,086 ♪ Love lifted me ♪ 93 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:40,423 ♪ Souls in danger Look above ♪ 94 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:43,592 ♪ Jesus completely saves ♪ 95 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:47,263 ♪ He will lift you By his love ♪ 96 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:50,850 ♪ Out of the angry ways ♪ 97 00:05:50,934 --> 00:05:53,769 ♪ He's the master of the sea ♪ 98 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:55,980 If the people in Carthage were 99 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:59,483 to make a list of those people 100 00:05:59,568 --> 00:06:02,361 that they thought would get to heaven, 101 00:06:02,446 --> 00:06:07,450 I am sure that Bernie would be right at the top of the list. 102 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:11,162 ♪ Love lifted me ♪ 103 00:06:11,246 --> 00:06:13,873 ♪ When nothing Else could help ♪ 104 00:06:13,957 --> 00:06:18,210 ♪ Now love lifted me ♪ 105 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:21,714 His personality was, just, like, magnetic, okay? 106 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:24,467 So people were drawn to him all the time. 107 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:28,095 And because of that, that personality, 108 00:06:28,180 --> 00:06:31,223 before too long, he was the most popular man in Carthage. 109 00:06:31,308 --> 00:06:35,269 ♪ Love lifted me Love lifted me ♪ 110 00:06:35,353 --> 00:06:40,858 ♪ Looove lifted meee ♪ 111 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:57,166 Carthage is in east Texas. 112 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:59,919 And it's totally different from the rest of Texas, 113 00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:04,507 which could be five different states, actually. 114 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:09,804 You got your west Texas out there with a bunch of flat ranches. 115 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:15,559 U p north, you got them Dallas snobs with their Mercedes, 116 00:07:15,644 --> 00:07:18,813 and then you got Houston, the carcinogenic coast 117 00:07:18,897 --> 00:07:22,441 all the way up to Louisiana. 118 00:07:22,526 --> 00:07:25,694 Then down south, San Antonio... 119 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:28,906 that's where the Tex meets the Mex. 120 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:31,200 Like the food. 121 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:32,827 And then in central Texas, 122 00:07:32,911 --> 00:07:36,205 you got the People's Republic of Austin 123 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:40,626 with a bunch of hairy-legged women and liberal fruitcakes. 124 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:45,589 Of course, I left out the panhandle, and a lot of people do, but... 125 00:07:45,674 --> 00:07:49,385 Carthage... this is where the south begins. 126 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:52,263 This is life behind the pine curtain. 127 00:07:52,347 --> 00:07:55,057 And, and, and truth be known, it's a good place. 128 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:58,102 Carthage has such a good reputation 129 00:07:58,186 --> 00:08:02,064 that it's listed in The Best Small Towns of America, Volume Two 130 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:05,651 as the best small town in Texas. 131 00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:08,487 That's right. Page 157. 132 00:08:08,572 --> 00:08:13,409 Oh, hell, most people live in Carthage because they were born here. 133 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:17,955 Carthage sits on what was once one of the biggest gas fields in the world. 134 00:08:18,039 --> 00:08:20,833 Back in the gas boom of the 40s and 50s, 135 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:25,171 a lot of people got rich around here. 136 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:27,298 Well, as I recall, 137 00:08:27,382 --> 00:08:28,924 we were gonna get a lot of the older people in town 138 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,843 leaving for the sweet hereafter, 139 00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:32,720 and we got a little backed up in the cold room, 140 00:08:32,804 --> 00:08:35,014 frankly, I was looking for some help. 141 00:08:35,098 --> 00:08:37,892 Bernie must've seen an ad or something. 142 00:08:37,976 --> 00:08:39,810 He called from Louisiana and I hired him over the phone, 143 00:08:39,895 --> 00:08:42,104 not fully knowing what to expect. 144 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:43,898 These are our viewing rooms. 145 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:45,649 Oh, look at that, you've got these partitions. 146 00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:47,902 That's so nice. 147 00:08:47,986 --> 00:08:51,113 So, you got your associate's degree in Mortuary Science at State? 148 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:52,364 Yes, sir. 149 00:08:52,449 --> 00:08:53,407 Play any ball over there? 150 00:08:53,491 --> 00:08:55,075 U h, no no, sir. 151 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:56,785 I wanted to concentrate on my studies, 152 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,787 as much as I loved football and whatnot. 153 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,873 Now here's our sanctuary. 154 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:02,625 It'll seat one twenty five. 155 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:04,835 Look at these green benches. I love them. 156 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:06,420 Yeah, we changed those. 157 00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:08,464 We had them normal brown for so long 158 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,507 and I was a little worried about this green. I don't know. 159 00:09:10,592 --> 00:09:12,176 People don't complain. 160 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:14,260 I... I don't either, I think they're great. 161 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,808 Oh, I hit the jackpot with that guy. 162 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:23,687 He's the most qualified young man I ever met. 163 00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:25,856 He was excellent at removals, 164 00:09:25,941 --> 00:09:27,858 an artist in the embalming room, 165 00:09:27,943 --> 00:09:29,985 could fix hair like nobody in the business. 166 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,987 Waited well on the families in the morning parlor, 167 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:34,240 could sing like a bird. 168 00:09:34,324 --> 00:09:35,950 He ran a funeral like a professional, 169 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,534 any aspect of the funeral business: 170 00:09:37,619 --> 00:09:39,411 Eulogizing, scripture reading, 171 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:41,997 singing... man, he could do it. 172 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:43,791 But most of all, 173 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:46,794 we're gonna remember Fred as our friend. 174 00:09:46,878 --> 00:09:50,422 Our... really... close... friend. 175 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:23,789 ♪ Amazing grace ♪ 176 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:28,460 ♪ How sweet the sound ♪ 177 00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:32,756 ♪ That saved a wretch ♪ 178 00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:37,386 ♪ Like me ♪ 179 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:40,639 I'll walk you to your car. 180 00:10:40,724 --> 00:10:43,726 You poor thing. 181 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,561 This is so hard. 182 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:49,815 It's just so hard. 183 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:52,901 You're very brave. 184 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,403 Here now. 185 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:55,529 Oh, honey, 186 00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:57,114 he was a magician. 187 00:10:57,198 --> 00:11:00,242 He made all of us just look beautiful. 188 00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:04,121 I mean, he could make your wrinkles all just go away, 189 00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:07,041 and he would, if, if you had a overbite, 190 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:09,752 he'd fix it so it wouldn't be so sticky outie. 191 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:15,090 And he would take a bouquet of small white roses 192 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,967 and put it in your hand. 193 00:11:17,052 --> 00:11:20,763 I mean, he just made everybody look so beautiful. 194 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:24,641 Except too bad you were dead. 195 00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:26,894 It seemed like no matter what happened to us, 196 00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:29,188 whether it was car wrecks or heart attacks 197 00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:34,026 or household poisons, or guns left locked and loaded around the house, 198 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:35,944 or choking on a little piece of meat, 199 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,614 in the end, he always made us look good. 200 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,908 Oh, you name the song, he'd sing it. 201 00:11:40,992 --> 00:11:44,036 If country folks came in requesting an old gospel, he'd sing it. 202 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,288 Or trailer trash came in requesting Loretta Lynn, 203 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,207 he'd sing that, too. 204 00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:50,959 But as great as Bernie was at performing a service, 205 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,795 he was even better at sales. 206 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:54,713 If you pardon my reach, Mrs. Thompson, 207 00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:56,465 this is a memory drawer. 208 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,509 It wasn't bullshit, he really believed 209 00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:00,135 that all those little touches were necessary. 210 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,720 He even came up with this idea: 211 00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:03,305 For 150 extra... 212 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:06,141 "Oh, that I had wings like a dove, 213 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:10,646 I would fly away and be at rest." 214 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:14,525 At this moment, as the casket descends into the ground, 215 00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:15,984 we now release a white dove 216 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,362 symbolizing Mr. Callahan's soul... 217 00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:19,988 passing on to the next world, 218 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:22,408 to the mystery of the great beyond. 219 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,922 Yes, I agree, 220 00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:39,049 that is a lot of money to put down in advance. 221 00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:41,343 But there's a right way and a wrong way to approach this. 222 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,345 It was his idea to put up more crosses on the wall 223 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,514 and change the lighting, 224 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,307 make it feel more like a church or a sacred place, 225 00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:49,476 less like a business or an office. 226 00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:52,104 Were you thinking interment or cremation? 227 00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:53,439 I beg your pardon? 228 00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:55,149 He means buried or burned. 229 00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:57,359 Buried. We already have the plots. 230 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,111 I am so happy for you. 231 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:01,113 Can I tell you, I am not fond of cremations. 232 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:03,574 I just don't like the idea of someone spending eternity 233 00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:05,826 in something the size of a motel ice bucket. 234 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,786 I'd just soon drop you in a ditch 235 00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:08,871 by the side of the road. 236 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,205 Hey. 237 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,540 I want to keep it simple. 238 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,375 Yeah, this is... this is fine. 239 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,586 - I see. - Yeah. 240 00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:18,005 Now, these composite wood with cloth we sell mostly to the county 241 00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:21,717 to bury the unclaimed, the indigent, 242 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,719 and also no warranty, of course. 243 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,137 Warranty? 244 00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:26,638 Oh, with our better caskets, 245 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,682 we guarantee that your remains 246 00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:31,059 will be untouched by rainwater, pesky insects, 247 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,896 burrowing animals searching for food... 248 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:36,231 Also, now tall are you, Mr. Eccles? 249 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,316 About 6'2". 250 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,234 Oh, dear. 251 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,737 These economy boxes are not very large. 252 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,406 We may have to make a leg adjustment to get a proper fit. 253 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,325 Leg adjustment? 254 00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:48,243 Well, not necessarily break the legs but definitely 255 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,078 - bend the feet... - No! No, 256 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,788 I... I won't have it. 257 00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:54,750 Then may I suggest... 258 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,251 the Corinthian. 259 00:13:56,336 --> 00:14:01,048 ♪ J ust as I am ♪ 260 00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:03,133 ♪ Without one ♪ 261 00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:04,968 I'm pretty sure the first time Bernie met Mrs. Nugent 262 00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:07,346 was at the time of Mr. Nugent's funeral. 263 00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:11,433 ♪ Was shared for me ♪ 264 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:15,687 ♪ And that thou be come ♪ 265 00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:17,606 Her husband, Dwayne, 266 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:21,401 he was just a tough old typical old man. 267 00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:26,198 And he liked to do business just a handshake, 268 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:27,491 He would say things like... 269 00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:29,826 I'll guaran-damn-tee yah... 270 00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:34,289 He was some kind of exploration guy with a big oil company 271 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:37,125 and he made a whole lot of money back in the 60s. 272 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,336 He was too tight to spend any of it 273 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:42,047 but he liked to invest his money in everything he could. 274 00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:47,177 ♪ To thee who's blood can cleanse ♪ 275 00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:51,139 ♪ Each spot o' land ♪ 276 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:54,643 As a matter of fact, he even bought a bank here in town. 277 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:58,146 I believe it was '87, he bought the bank. 278 00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:01,316 He run that sucker with a hard fist. 279 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,735 Just, I mean, he was kinda... 280 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:06,238 abrupt, and the way... 281 00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:07,906 I appreciate it. 282 00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:10,117 The way he done business and stuff. 283 00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:12,327 Of course, then after he died, well, then she took over 284 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:16,999 and she started having a position that he had 285 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,167 and if it was said that he was kinda 286 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,670 disliked in the way he did business, 287 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,172 you'd have to say that she was literally hated, 288 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,882 'cause that old heifer, 289 00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:28,969 she turned down loans just for a hobby. 290 00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:34,850 She was just a mean old hateful bitch. 291 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:38,520 Hey. There's just no other way to put it. 292 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,188 She wasn't friendly. 293 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,316 She... she really wasn't, 294 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:45,777 and she probably... there are people in town, honey, 295 00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:49,197 that woulda shot her for five dollars, ya know? 296 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,199 I mean, when you live in a small town, 297 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,535 you've got to be friendly and nice to folks. 298 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,330 She would chew your ass at the drop of a hat. 299 00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:58,415 I mean, she'd rip you a brand new 300 00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:02,127 three bedroom two bath double wide asshole. No problem. 301 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:04,755 I n the fourteenth chapter of the book of John, 302 00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:07,633 Jesus said, "Let not your heart be troubled." 303 00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:10,218 Well, I heard that she hadn't talked 304 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,804 to her sisters in over 20 years 305 00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:14,514 but when the mother died, 306 00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,558 she was right in there fightin' them 307 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:17,893 over quilts and chairs. 308 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,354 Can you believe that? 309 00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:24,316 And one of the sisters even wanted to donate land to the church, 310 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,443 but she interfered 311 00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:28,487 because she didn't want the church to have it. 312 00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:30,572 She didn't like that pastor. 313 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:34,076 He wore Bermuda shorts on his day off. 314 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,869 Friends and loved ones... 315 00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:38,038 Everybody in town 316 00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:40,082 knew that Mr. And Mrs. Nugent weren't exactly friends 317 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,417 with their son Dwayne Junior and his family. 318 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:45,045 He was a doctor out in Middleton, almost never came to visit. 319 00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:47,464 One of his daughters had actually sued her grandparents 320 00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:49,800 trying to get at the money in that trust. 321 00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:53,095 That made her so mad she never spoke to any of them again. 322 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:55,055 Let us pray. 323 00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:59,518 Marjorie Nugent. She was... 324 00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:03,980 not a very nice lady and her nose was so high 325 00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:06,233 she'd drown in a rainstorm. 326 00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:09,903 Mrs. Margy, she was the kind of person 327 00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:12,864 that I believe she was born old. 328 00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:14,991 She was just born with this prune face. 329 00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:17,244 That's pretty much the impression people got from her. 330 00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:20,122 I got a buddy of mine, Louie. 331 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:23,208 He's a decent fellow I work for. 332 00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,627 Mrs. Nugent took a broom to his ass one day. 333 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,879 Would you like me to get up and do the back in there? 334 00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:30,132 Get out. 335 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:34,553 Oh. 336 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,766 - Beautiful service. - Thank you. 337 00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:42,894 - I'll see you on Sunday. - Thank you very much. 338 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,774 He was great with the D-L-O-Ls. 339 00:17:47,859 --> 00:17:50,360 That's what we all called the "dear little old ladies." 340 00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:52,988 All the widows in town had crushes on Bernie. 341 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,866 J ust thought I'd bring you a hankie. 342 00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,701 Oh, yeah, old Bernie. 343 00:17:57,785 --> 00:18:00,537 He loved to hug and kiss on those older women. 344 00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:06,168 At his age now, they were lucky to get the time of day from him. 345 00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:17,137 Hi. 346 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,848 Hi, Mrs. Nugent, I just... 347 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,725 wanted you to know I was thinking about you. 348 00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:24,895 - These times can be hard. - Oh, thank you. 349 00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:26,563 Okay. 350 00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:28,190 I never asked him to do this and 351 00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:30,317 he wasn't getting paid to do it, 352 00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:32,110 but he would always stop by and check on the widows 353 00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:33,862 after he'd done their husbands' funerals. 354 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,614 He just really cared about them. 355 00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:37,908 I mean, that guy was just a sweet guy, 356 00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:39,826 and they just loved him to death. 357 00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:51,671 Room service. 358 00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:54,007 Hi, I'm just dropping by again, Mrs. Nugent, 359 00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:55,258 to pay my respects. 360 00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:57,093 I brought you some soaps 361 00:18:57,178 --> 00:18:58,929 and a little bubble bath to soothe you in the tub, 362 00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:01,556 and some chocolate cupcakes for a late night snack. 363 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,099 Come in. 364 00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:05,769 That... would be my pleasure. 365 00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:13,568 I n high school I wanted to be an evangelist 366 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:16,404 to save the souls of my fellow students. 367 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,865 A lot of them were starting to drink and smoke 368 00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:21,117 and ride motorcycles 369 00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:24,037 and have premarital sexual experiences and all that. 370 00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:25,622 - Oh, yes please! - Here you go, Bernie. 371 00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:28,750 Thank you, Esmeralda. 372 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,335 When. 373 00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:34,005 Miss Marjorie? 374 00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,051 One time I got four teenagers 375 00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:40,720 to re-dedicate their lives to Jesus, 376 00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:44,558 but eventually I realized I was meant for other equally important things. 377 00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:46,393 Oh, please, Bernie, 378 00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:49,062 touching all those cold bloated bodies. Please! 379 00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:52,232 Don't you think you were meant to do something more? 380 00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:53,984 No, no, no, no, Mrs. Nugent. 381 00:19:54,068 --> 00:19:56,111 It isn't bad at all. 382 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,655 Their souls are already with the Lord by the time I'm involved. 383 00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:00,448 It's just my way to serve 384 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:01,867 and show respect for the lives they led 385 00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:03,118 and comfort all the loved ones 386 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,244 that they leave behind. 387 00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:08,456 Well. 388 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:11,751 And some day, if I'm lucky, many many years from now, 389 00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:14,796 I will give you such a beautiful funeral... 390 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:17,966 with all the roses in East Texas. 391 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:22,470 I know it'll be the event of the season in Carthage. 392 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,848 You know, I think that Bernie was the one 393 00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:30,478 that got Marjorie back to church after her husband died. 394 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,314 Well, I know the Bible says 395 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,858 Jesus turned water into wine, 396 00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:38,278 but it didn't say liquor store wine. 397 00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:42,073 It had to have been non-alcoholic wine, 398 00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:44,993 because it didn't have time to ferment. 399 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,329 If Jesus could walk on the water, 400 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:50,749 he could make any kind of wine he wanted to. 401 00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:52,250 Fermented or not. 402 00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:54,002 Right on the spot. 403 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,170 Morning, ladies. 404 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,547 Sorry to interrupt. 405 00:20:57,632 --> 00:21:00,008 Mrs. Marjorie, it is so good to have you with us this morning. 406 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,677 I just want to put a bug in your ear now. 407 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:05,138 Many of you know we're hoping to start construction 408 00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:07,140 on our new prayer wing soon. 409 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,852 Well, I'm hoping I can count on a few of you 410 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:13,355 to join the fundraising committee. Okay? 411 00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,273 Think about it, now. God bless you. 412 00:21:15,358 --> 00:21:19,819 ♪ This is my story This is my song ♪ 413 00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:24,157 ♪ Praising my savior All the day long ♪ 414 00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:28,453 ♪ This is my story This is my song ♪ 415 00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:32,707 ♪ Praising my savior All the day long ♪ 416 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:37,712 ♪ Perfect submission Perfect delight ♪ 417 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:42,050 ♪ Visions of rapture Now burst on my sight ♪ 418 00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:46,388 ♪ Angels descending Bring from above ♪ 419 00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:50,517 ♪ Echoes of mercy Whispers of love ♪ 420 00:21:50,601 --> 00:21:54,813 ♪ This is my story This is my song ♪ 421 00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:59,192 ♪ Praising my savior All the day long ♪ 422 00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:02,404 No, we'll take my car. 423 00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:04,239 No, I insist. 424 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:07,409 Don't be silly, Bernie. 425 00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:09,119 Good, I'll see you Saturday afternoon. 426 00:22:09,203 --> 00:22:10,912 I'm... I'm looking forward to it, too. 427 00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:15,500 Okay, Mrs. Nugent, bye. 428 00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:22,173 Oh, so sweet. 429 00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:26,011 That was Bernie Tiede, the assistant funeral director. 430 00:22:26,095 --> 00:22:29,180 He's very sweet and very nice to me. 431 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:33,935 Can't think of anyone who's been that nice to me in 50 years. 432 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:35,937 Now, you! 433 00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:37,605 You've got two minutes to explain these accounts to me. 434 00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:39,315 Or three minutes from now 435 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,276 I just might get myself another stockbroker. 436 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,570 I can explain everything, Miss Marjorie. 437 00:22:43,654 --> 00:22:45,697 It's a very simple case of them changing their accounting statements. 438 00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:48,992 They changed their formatting, it's re-formatted... 439 00:22:49,076 --> 00:22:50,744 in a different format. 440 00:22:50,828 --> 00:22:53,038 Hey, listen. 441 00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:56,041 I couldn't help but hear the end of that conversation. 442 00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:58,043 I gotta tell you, Bernie, 443 00:22:58,127 --> 00:22:59,711 you have got to be about the bravest man in this town. 444 00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:02,088 She isn't all that mean like everyone says. 445 00:23:02,173 --> 00:23:03,631 Now you sure about that? 446 00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:05,467 Well, she doesn't have anyone, Don. 447 00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:08,470 She's a very lonely person. She needs someone. 448 00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:10,388 I've asked her to accompany me this Saturday 449 00:23:10,473 --> 00:23:12,974 to the Van Clyburn Piano Competition in Fort Worth. 450 00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:15,310 Well, have fun. 451 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,771 Ain't like she's the richest widow in town. 452 00:23:17,855 --> 00:23:19,731 Hell, maybe she'll even pay for everything. 453 00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:21,900 - Don! - Hey... 454 00:23:21,984 --> 00:23:24,652 And if she does offer to pay for everything, 455 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:27,447 order up a couple of them bottles of Dom Perignon. 456 00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:28,990 You get her liquored up, 457 00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:30,075 You might get lucky. 458 00:23:30,159 --> 00:23:32,452 No, Don! 459 00:23:32,536 --> 00:23:35,747 He sincerely believed that... 460 00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:39,125 it was better to give than to receive. 461 00:23:39,210 --> 00:23:41,294 Well, Bernie had a problem with money. 462 00:23:41,378 --> 00:23:44,631 He was generous. Some folks say overly generous. 463 00:23:44,715 --> 00:23:47,217 What he was was a buy-aholic. 464 00:23:47,301 --> 00:23:49,844 And... hell, he'd walk into a store, 465 00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:52,347 seen something he liked, he'd buy the store 466 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:54,516 out of every goddamn item he wanted 467 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,017 and give the shit away. 468 00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:57,852 And that's crazy. 469 00:23:57,937 --> 00:23:59,687 But that Bernie, he liked to make people smile. 470 00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:01,356 He wanted friends. 471 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,024 Acceptance, I guess, is what you call it. 472 00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:05,735 And Bernie could do just about anything. 473 00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:09,280 I mean, he could hang wallpaper in people's houses, 474 00:24:09,365 --> 00:24:11,950 and I've never seen any man do this, 475 00:24:12,034 --> 00:24:14,285 but he could make curtains for people 476 00:24:14,370 --> 00:24:16,496 and he was the head honcho 477 00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:18,581 for the Chamber of Commerce 478 00:24:18,666 --> 00:24:20,750 Christmas decorating committee. 479 00:24:20,835 --> 00:24:23,586 That's a big thing in Carthage, too, a big thing. 480 00:24:23,671 --> 00:24:25,421 Bernie was really smart. 481 00:24:25,506 --> 00:24:28,091 He helped people do their tax returns, you know, 482 00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:30,009 financial counseling... 483 00:24:30,094 --> 00:24:31,928 Anything that you pay for on the job 484 00:24:32,012 --> 00:24:34,097 that the company, the oil company 485 00:24:34,181 --> 00:24:36,266 doesn't reimburse you for, that's a tax deduction. 486 00:24:36,350 --> 00:24:39,394 So, for instance, Toby, these work coveralls, 487 00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:40,895 did the company provide you with these? 488 00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:42,605 No, we got to buy our own. 489 00:24:42,690 --> 00:24:45,150 Bingo. That is a tax deduction. 490 00:24:45,234 --> 00:24:47,068 And how about your lunch buckets 491 00:24:47,153 --> 00:24:48,695 and your steel toe workboots, they give you those? 492 00:24:48,779 --> 00:24:50,738 - Why, hell no. - That's what I thought. 493 00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:52,407 You kidding me? 494 00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:54,242 That's tax deduction number two and three. 495 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:56,327 Thank you, Sheriff Huckabee. 496 00:24:56,412 --> 00:24:58,705 You're listening to KGAS, the heartbeat of East Texas. 497 00:24:58,789 --> 00:25:01,207 Now before we get to the school cafeteria menu, 498 00:25:01,292 --> 00:25:03,877 and the wedding anniversaries for the week, 499 00:25:03,961 --> 00:25:07,380 here's Bernie Tiede from Leggett Funeral Home. 500 00:25:07,464 --> 00:25:09,465 Thank you, Jerry. 501 00:25:09,550 --> 00:25:11,301 As some of you are already aware, 502 00:25:11,385 --> 00:25:13,261 Mr. Harvey Gunnolds left this world all too soon 503 00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:15,889 this past Wednesday after a brief hospital stay. 504 00:25:15,973 --> 00:25:18,057 I used to love having him on the air. 505 00:25:18,142 --> 00:25:22,395 I mean, every Friday people would tune in just to hear Bernie. 506 00:25:22,479 --> 00:25:24,647 And when he did the obituaries, 507 00:25:24,732 --> 00:25:28,151 it wasn't like a so-and-so was survived by so-and-so kind of thing. 508 00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:30,320 It was... let's see if I can remember... 509 00:25:30,404 --> 00:25:33,698 Left in sorrow to mourn the passing of the beloved Mr. Gunnolds 510 00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:36,242 are Mima Gunnolds, his mother, Georgia... 511 00:25:36,327 --> 00:25:39,996 And the way he would make them "look good" in death, 512 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,165 well, he'd make them sound good, too. 513 00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:44,751 Like Gunnolds was a drunk, 514 00:25:44,835 --> 00:25:46,961 always startin' shit wherever he went. 515 00:25:47,046 --> 00:25:49,797 He finally got himself killed in a pool hall. 516 00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:52,300 Now how do you say something nice about somebody like that? 517 00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:55,637 Well, to Bernie, it was, "He was known..." 518 00:25:55,721 --> 00:25:57,555 for his social engagements and his... 519 00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:59,140 conversational abilities... 520 00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:02,268 A kid would wrap his car around a tree 521 00:26:02,353 --> 00:26:04,103 and with Bernie it was... 522 00:26:04,188 --> 00:26:06,814 and yet, death slipped up on young Mr. Shotwell, 523 00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:08,816 as gentle as a fallen mist. 524 00:26:15,449 --> 00:26:17,575 What happened? 525 00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:31,339 I regret to inform you 526 00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:36,010 that four of your classmates have just been killed. 527 00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:37,720 Now this is gonna happen to you 528 00:26:37,805 --> 00:26:41,266 if you drink and drive. 529 00:26:41,350 --> 00:26:44,769 Is this what you want to happen to you? 530 00:26:44,853 --> 00:26:47,855 It didn't make no difference what it was 531 00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:50,525 or who ask it, if it was good for the community, 532 00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:52,527 Bernie'd give it all he had. 533 00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:54,737 All the time. 534 00:26:54,822 --> 00:26:57,198 He was very serious about his commitment to Carthage. 535 00:26:57,283 --> 00:26:59,200 Life is so beautiful, 536 00:26:59,285 --> 00:27:01,035 every moment a miracle, 537 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:03,037 and yet in a blink it's gone. 538 00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:05,832 Too young. 539 00:27:05,916 --> 00:27:08,167 Too young! 540 00:27:08,252 --> 00:27:12,005 Oh, he really had a way of bringing the community together. 541 00:27:12,089 --> 00:27:14,257 Not just at the funerals and at the church, 542 00:27:14,341 --> 00:27:18,261 he organized a "Beautify Carthage" campaign, 543 00:27:18,345 --> 00:27:21,389 and he put on the very first East Texas art festival 544 00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:24,309 and invited artists from all around the region 545 00:27:24,393 --> 00:27:26,644 to display their works. 546 00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:42,660 Are these all...? 547 00:27:42,745 --> 00:27:44,037 I'm sorry to stop you, are these all done with that... 548 00:27:44,121 --> 00:27:45,955 the what's that called? 549 00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:47,248 It's all chain saw. 550 00:27:47,333 --> 00:27:49,917 How do you do that? 551 00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:52,295 I wake up in the morning with an idea 552 00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:54,589 and cut away everything that ain't that idea. 553 00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:56,132 Can I talk to you at some time? 554 00:27:56,216 --> 00:27:58,009 - Do you have a card? - Yeah. 555 00:27:58,093 --> 00:27:59,635 Because I have an idea I would love to commission. 556 00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:01,471 I don't know if you work that way, but... 557 00:28:01,555 --> 00:28:03,598 Look at that card, he put it on a piece of wood. 558 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:05,558 - I'm gonna call you. - Alright. 559 00:28:05,642 --> 00:28:07,602 - You're a gem. - Thank you. 560 00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:08,895 Thank you. Okay. 561 00:28:08,979 --> 00:28:10,480 - See you later. - Bye. 562 00:28:10,564 --> 00:28:12,273 Oh, yeah, Bernie took her everywhere. 563 00:28:12,358 --> 00:28:17,028 He took her to the Van Clyburn Competition, 564 00:28:17,112 --> 00:28:18,946 took her up to the junior college 565 00:28:19,031 --> 00:28:21,324 to see some of the rehearsals of shows 566 00:28:21,408 --> 00:28:22,867 that he was working on. 567 00:28:22,951 --> 00:28:25,119 Oh, yeah, he always had Mrs. Nugent. 568 00:28:25,204 --> 00:28:30,666 ♪ I've never Been in love before ♪ 569 00:28:30,751 --> 00:28:34,087 ♪ Now all at once it's you ♪ 570 00:28:34,171 --> 00:28:39,550 ♪ It's you forever more ♪ 571 00:28:39,635 --> 00:28:44,680 ♪ I've never been In love before ♪ 572 00:28:44,765 --> 00:28:48,017 ♪ I thought my Heart was safe ♪ 573 00:28:48,102 --> 00:28:52,146 He had come to a production in a local theater, 574 00:28:52,231 --> 00:28:53,815 and he thought it could be better 575 00:28:53,899 --> 00:28:56,317 so he volunteered to help out 576 00:28:56,402 --> 00:29:00,571 and pretty soon he was the musical director for one show, 577 00:29:00,656 --> 00:29:02,407 a director in another one, 578 00:29:02,491 --> 00:29:05,076 and an actor in almost all of them. 579 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,245 He just had a real knack for drama. 580 00:29:07,329 --> 00:29:13,167 ♪ Please forgive this Helpless haze I'm in ♪ 581 00:29:13,252 --> 00:29:16,546 ♪ I've really never been ♪ 582 00:29:16,630 --> 00:29:22,343 ♪ I n love before ♪ 583 00:29:28,058 --> 00:29:33,438 ♪ I've never been In love before ♪ 584 00:29:33,522 --> 00:29:36,357 ♪ Now all I want to be ♪ ♪ 585 00:29:36,442 --> 00:29:38,860 I saw them at a restaurant one time. 586 00:29:38,944 --> 00:29:41,571 They was out to lunch together, and he reached over and kissed her on the cheek. 587 00:29:41,655 --> 00:29:44,365 But it wasn't a kiss like you give your momma or your grandma. 588 00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:47,118 It was more of a romantic, sexual kiss to me, you know? 589 00:29:47,202 --> 00:29:51,164 He had that graoning sound in the back of his voice. It was kinda strange. 590 00:29:51,248 --> 00:29:53,166 It just didn't look right to me. 591 00:29:53,250 --> 00:29:56,627 The word was it wasn't a week after the funeral. 592 00:29:56,712 --> 00:30:02,383 Mrs. Nugent gave Bernie Mr. Nugent's $ 12,000 Rolex watch. 593 00:30:02,468 --> 00:30:06,304 Hell, for that kinda money, I bet he did kiss her. 594 00:30:06,388 --> 00:30:09,515 I n a small town, people will always 595 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:11,976 suspect the worst of someone. 596 00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:14,854 But they'll also suspect the best. 597 00:30:14,938 --> 00:30:18,649 So we just thought they were companions. 598 00:30:18,734 --> 00:30:20,735 Look, it was widely assumed 599 00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:22,236 that Mrs. Nugent was paying Bernie 600 00:30:22,321 --> 00:30:25,698 to "accompany her" places. 601 00:30:25,782 --> 00:30:27,492 Oh, I'd estimate they spent 602 00:30:27,576 --> 00:30:29,285 nearly a hundred thousand a year on vacations. 603 00:30:29,369 --> 00:30:32,163 They went to Russia, Acapulco, New York City. 604 00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:34,457 They went to Europe on the Queen Mary, 605 00:30:34,541 --> 00:30:37,084 always first class, always some spa, 606 00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:39,754 some resort, some... sittin' in some 607 00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:43,925 hot spring mineral peeling water bath. 608 00:30:59,191 --> 00:31:01,984 Margy looked so much better. 609 00:31:02,069 --> 00:31:05,780 You see pictures of her on these trips with Bernie. 610 00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:09,617 She had nice hair, she looked good, 611 00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:11,786 she seemed happy, 612 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:17,542 and she had Bernie to thank for that. 613 00:31:17,626 --> 00:31:22,797 Marjorie realized she had everything in front of her. 614 00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:26,133 She could do anything she wanted in her life, 615 00:31:26,218 --> 00:31:31,556 and she wanted to travel. 616 00:31:34,851 --> 00:31:37,562 Money was no object 617 00:31:37,646 --> 00:31:41,816 but unfortunately, she had no friends or family 618 00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:45,570 that she wanted to travel with. 619 00:31:45,654 --> 00:31:49,490 Until she met Bernie. 620 00:31:49,575 --> 00:31:52,326 Hey, I'll tell you one thing for sure. 621 00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:54,078 On that trip to Belize, 622 00:31:54,162 --> 00:31:56,080 they stayed in the same room. 623 00:31:56,164 --> 00:31:57,665 And you know damn right well 624 00:31:57,749 --> 00:32:00,418 they saw each other in their underwear. 625 00:32:00,502 --> 00:32:02,628 And I know for sure 626 00:32:02,713 --> 00:32:05,256 that when she went to Shreveport, 627 00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:09,677 to get some sexy lingerie at Doris' lingerie shop, 628 00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:12,597 she got herself a see through nightgown 629 00:32:12,681 --> 00:32:16,142 that showed her breasts. 630 00:32:16,226 --> 00:32:18,436 I mean, give me a break. 631 00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:19,895 What is a woman her age 632 00:32:19,980 --> 00:32:21,397 wanting to do showing her boobs? 633 00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:23,649 Seriously. 634 00:32:23,734 --> 00:32:25,192 Disgusting. 635 00:32:30,699 --> 00:32:33,534 Bernie was a little effeminate. 636 00:32:33,619 --> 00:32:36,037 I mean, an unmarried man in his late 30s, 637 00:32:36,121 --> 00:32:41,834 going to all the musicals with a bunch of old blue-hairs... 638 00:32:41,918 --> 00:32:45,463 You know, I heard that he was gay, 639 00:32:45,547 --> 00:32:48,799 but he was such a good Christian man, 640 00:32:48,884 --> 00:32:53,220 everybody thought, you know, how could that be? 641 00:32:53,305 --> 00:32:55,723 That dog don't hunt. Nah. 642 00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:57,266 There was always talk about Bernie being 643 00:32:57,351 --> 00:32:59,143 a little light in the loafers but... 644 00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:01,479 I always thought he was celibate. 645 00:33:01,563 --> 00:33:03,481 He was a nice-looking man and there were lots of girls in the community 646 00:33:03,565 --> 00:33:05,775 who would've loved to have a date with him, 647 00:33:05,859 --> 00:33:07,818 but he never seemed to show much interest in that. 648 00:33:07,903 --> 00:33:10,571 He stayed busy all the time and was working. 649 00:33:10,656 --> 00:33:12,657 He had a tendency to hold on 650 00:33:12,741 --> 00:33:17,078 to another man's hands, touched too long after shaking it, 651 00:33:17,162 --> 00:33:19,830 and he had a subscription to men's fitness magazine. 652 00:33:19,915 --> 00:33:21,582 Now if you've ever seen Bernie Tedie, you know darn well 653 00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:24,251 it wasn't for the workout tips. 654 00:33:24,336 --> 00:33:26,295 And when you see him around town, 655 00:33:26,380 --> 00:33:28,589 if he wasn't at the church or at work in the funeral home, 656 00:33:28,674 --> 00:33:32,259 he would always be where we these doggone hemmed, starched shorts. 657 00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:35,096 With his belt line... above the navel. 658 00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:40,142 And the kicker is he always wore sandals. 659 00:33:40,227 --> 00:33:42,395 Our Lord and Savior always wore sandals 660 00:33:42,479 --> 00:33:44,522 and he never married. 661 00:33:44,606 --> 00:33:47,274 And he had 12 disciples 662 00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:51,404 and I don't think any of them ever married. 663 00:33:51,488 --> 00:33:55,324 And the apostle Paul, he was a lifelong bachelor. 664 00:33:55,409 --> 00:33:57,952 And you never heard anybody in the New Testament 665 00:33:58,036 --> 00:34:01,622 say that they was a bunch of queers. 666 00:34:01,707 --> 00:34:04,500 No. 667 00:34:04,584 --> 00:34:08,462 No, he had homosexual relations. I know that for a fact. 668 00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:10,381 This ain't San Francisco, 669 00:34:10,465 --> 00:34:14,301 so around here we got a lot of "closet homosexuals." 670 00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:17,179 And I know of at least two men that he had relationships with 671 00:34:17,264 --> 00:34:19,515 that were heterosexual. 672 00:34:19,599 --> 00:34:21,726 Were. 673 00:34:21,810 --> 00:34:25,438 Now one of the main things and why I have this job, 674 00:34:25,522 --> 00:34:27,773 and why I feel like I'm good at it is, 675 00:34:27,858 --> 00:34:29,859 you see, I'm naturally suspicious. 676 00:34:29,943 --> 00:34:34,488 Sometimes I find myself waking up in the middle of the night. 677 00:34:34,573 --> 00:34:36,282 I'll be staring off 678 00:34:36,366 --> 00:34:38,743 out through the backyard into the woods and I... 679 00:34:38,827 --> 00:34:40,411 I'll be thinking about all the crime and mayhem 680 00:34:40,495 --> 00:34:42,788 happening out there, 681 00:34:42,873 --> 00:34:46,917 and that's... that's when I start putting it together in my mind. 682 00:34:47,002 --> 00:34:48,836 I stop the criminal. 683 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:51,255 I wait, I watch, 684 00:34:51,339 --> 00:34:53,674 and I listen. 685 00:34:53,759 --> 00:34:56,093 When the time's just right... 686 00:34:56,178 --> 00:34:59,472 That's when I pounce. 687 00:34:59,556 --> 00:35:01,348 Ain't nothing I enjoy more 688 00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:03,225 than the sound of a criminal that's just wriggling 689 00:35:03,310 --> 00:35:05,102 on the end of my hook, hey, you know, 690 00:35:05,187 --> 00:35:07,980 and folks like to see the D.A. At work. 691 00:35:08,064 --> 00:35:10,399 But no county ain't gonna hire a D.A. 692 00:35:10,484 --> 00:35:14,153 Who doesn't know that this is a full time job. 693 00:35:14,237 --> 00:35:16,697 All the time. 694 00:35:16,782 --> 00:35:20,743 One thing Danny Bucks is good at 695 00:35:20,827 --> 00:35:22,828 is getting Danny Buck re-elected. 696 00:35:22,913 --> 00:35:26,040 And he gets his little photo ops in the paper, 697 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:28,959 busting up the copper rings or the hub-cap rings, 698 00:35:29,044 --> 00:35:31,921 or the meth labs, but in slow times, 699 00:35:32,005 --> 00:35:34,673 Danny Buck be out digging up some shit. 700 00:35:34,758 --> 00:35:36,258 Let me show y'all something. 701 00:35:36,343 --> 00:35:39,094 You're gonna love this. 702 00:35:39,179 --> 00:35:43,516 I call this my wheel of misfortune. 703 00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:46,018 Now what I've done is, I've assigned numbers 704 00:35:46,102 --> 00:35:48,854 to all the suspected drug dealers around here. 705 00:35:48,939 --> 00:35:56,570 If your number comes up, 706 00:35:56,655 --> 00:36:00,991 number eight, Danny Buck's come to get you first. 707 00:36:01,076 --> 00:36:04,662 And not one of you dope pushers is gonna get away. 708 00:36:04,746 --> 00:36:07,039 Not one. 709 00:36:07,123 --> 00:36:09,124 The best trick I ever pulled 710 00:36:09,209 --> 00:36:11,710 is the time I arrested five deadbeat dads 711 00:36:11,795 --> 00:36:14,255 all at the same time. 712 00:36:14,339 --> 00:36:16,799 You see, I was having trouble finding them. 713 00:36:16,883 --> 00:36:19,718 Actually, what I did is I used the annual hands on a hardbody contest 714 00:36:19,803 --> 00:36:22,596 the one at the Dodge dealership on 79? 715 00:36:22,681 --> 00:36:24,348 People were standing around for days and days 716 00:36:24,432 --> 00:36:26,600 with their hands on the pick up truck, 717 00:36:26,685 --> 00:36:28,394 and the last one with their hand on the truck wins it. 718 00:36:28,478 --> 00:36:31,021 What I did, is I got a rig 719 00:36:31,106 --> 00:36:34,441 where they invited these five dads who aren't paying child support. 720 00:36:34,526 --> 00:36:36,068 I figured the idea of a new truck 721 00:36:36,152 --> 00:36:37,987 might get 'em to come out of hiding. 722 00:36:38,071 --> 00:36:42,658 Did it work? 723 00:36:42,742 --> 00:36:44,285 You bet your butt it did. 724 00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:53,752 Hey, get him! 725 00:37:01,636 --> 00:37:03,554 I think we'd like to move some out of financials 726 00:37:03,638 --> 00:37:06,307 and into technologies, maybe a little more Apple. 727 00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:09,435 And we'd like to get a thousand shares of Tommy Hilfiger. 728 00:37:09,519 --> 00:37:11,979 I got a sneak-a-peek at the new line for the... 729 00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:14,940 What is this "we'd like to" part, Bernie? 730 00:37:15,025 --> 00:37:16,650 What do you know about stocks and investing? 731 00:37:16,735 --> 00:37:19,153 You bury people. 732 00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:22,656 You're a mortician. You're not an investment advisor. 733 00:37:22,741 --> 00:37:24,992 No one uses the word "mortician" anymore, Lloyd. 734 00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:26,827 It's "funeral director." 735 00:37:26,912 --> 00:37:29,288 Or in your case assistant funeral director. 736 00:37:29,372 --> 00:37:32,958 We just thought you were being a little conservative with Marjorie's account. 737 00:37:34,044 --> 00:37:36,003 Hello? Lloyd? 738 00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:39,173 He hung up. 739 00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:42,217 No. 740 00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:45,763 Something crawled up his butt. 741 00:37:48,183 --> 00:37:50,309 This is Lloyd. 742 00:37:50,393 --> 00:37:54,897 Lloyd! Don't you ever, ever speak to Bernie like that again, 743 00:37:54,981 --> 00:37:56,649 or I'll be moving my account. 744 00:37:56,733 --> 00:37:58,192 I'm sorry, I got a little frustrated and I... 745 00:37:58,276 --> 00:38:00,486 Don't be sorry, just don't do it. 746 00:38:03,657 --> 00:38:05,616 Well. 747 00:38:16,711 --> 00:38:19,004 I have a son and four grandchildren 748 00:38:19,089 --> 00:38:21,173 some of whom have threatened to sue me 749 00:38:21,257 --> 00:38:23,342 and have actually sued me 750 00:38:23,426 --> 00:38:26,345 and none of them visit or appear to care about me. 751 00:38:26,429 --> 00:38:28,555 Also my son is a physician 752 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:31,350 and amply provides for his family. 753 00:38:38,900 --> 00:38:41,151 For the reasons stated, 754 00:38:41,236 --> 00:38:46,365 I am not including them as beneficiaries under my will. 755 00:38:46,449 --> 00:38:50,327 I give, devise and bequeath my entire estate, 756 00:38:50,412 --> 00:38:53,163 real, personal and mixed, 757 00:38:53,248 --> 00:38:58,335 onto Bernhardt Tiede the Second, outright and simple. 758 00:39:15,061 --> 00:39:16,478 To life. 759 00:39:18,481 --> 00:39:20,566 Oh, thank you, Crystal. 760 00:39:20,650 --> 00:39:21,900 Here you go. 761 00:39:25,822 --> 00:39:26,697 Cheers. 762 00:39:31,286 --> 00:39:35,122 Give pills, give me my pills, Bernie. 763 00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:37,124 Pardon me? 764 00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:40,419 You know I have to take my pills before eating. 765 00:39:40,503 --> 00:39:42,254 You were supposed to bring them, 766 00:39:42,338 --> 00:39:44,590 so where are they? Give them to me. 767 00:39:44,674 --> 00:39:47,926 I'm sorry, Marjorie, there must have been a little misunderstanding. 768 00:39:48,011 --> 00:39:49,803 I'd be happy to go to your room and get them. 769 00:39:49,888 --> 00:39:52,723 Excellent! 770 00:39:52,807 --> 00:39:55,184 Okay. 771 00:39:59,522 --> 00:40:02,524 She put his name on all her bank accounts, 772 00:40:02,609 --> 00:40:04,568 and then she gave him a power of attorney, 773 00:40:04,652 --> 00:40:09,239 which meant he could spend her money any way he wanted to. 774 00:40:09,324 --> 00:40:11,325 And he did. 775 00:40:38,603 --> 00:40:40,479 Been on the line for a while. 776 00:40:40,563 --> 00:40:43,607 Won't let go. 777 00:40:43,691 --> 00:40:46,026 Hello, Marjorie, I... 778 00:40:46,111 --> 00:40:48,195 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I thought I told you 779 00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:50,656 what I was doing this morning. 780 00:40:50,740 --> 00:40:52,199 Well, I don't have my phone on 781 00:40:52,283 --> 00:40:55,035 while I am up there. You know that. 782 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:56,829 I'm sure we won't be late for lunch, 783 00:40:56,913 --> 00:40:59,164 but I'm on my way. 784 00:40:59,249 --> 00:41:02,084 Okay. Bye-bye. 785 00:41:02,168 --> 00:41:04,461 - This is my life. - Okay. 786 00:41:05,797 --> 00:41:08,006 Somewhere along the way, 787 00:41:08,091 --> 00:41:10,717 Mrs. Nugent convinced Bernie to go to part time at the funeral home 788 00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:12,386 and go working full-time for her. 789 00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:14,388 She got rid of all the usual help 790 00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:16,181 and it was just Bernie. 791 00:41:16,266 --> 00:41:18,267 He was her business manager, travel companion, 792 00:41:18,351 --> 00:41:19,268 her servant. 793 00:41:35,243 --> 00:41:38,245 Bernie! You should've been here hours ago! 794 00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:41,331 But we still have time. We'll be there on time, Marjorie. 795 00:41:41,416 --> 00:41:43,083 I need you to go by the cleaners and pick up my dress. 796 00:41:43,168 --> 00:41:45,252 Now I've got to wear something else. 797 00:41:45,336 --> 00:41:48,338 You fooling around with those damn planes all the time, Bernie. 798 00:41:48,423 --> 00:41:50,174 I told you I was going to be... 799 00:41:50,258 --> 00:41:52,009 Okay, you told me. What good does that do me? 800 00:41:52,093 --> 00:41:54,094 Things change and I needed you here. 801 00:41:54,179 --> 00:41:57,264 And because you never leave your cell phone on all the time, 802 00:41:57,348 --> 00:41:59,391 this is a pager. 803 00:41:59,475 --> 00:42:01,727 You're going to wear it on your person at all times, correct? 804 00:42:01,811 --> 00:42:03,604 - Correct. - Go get me a dress. 805 00:42:03,688 --> 00:42:04,980 - Okay. - Hurry. Hurry. 806 00:42:05,064 --> 00:42:06,440 Hurry, hurry. Hurry, hurry. 807 00:42:20,538 --> 00:42:24,625 Marjorie, please. 808 00:42:24,709 --> 00:42:27,002 I can understand chewing each bite of some food 809 00:42:27,086 --> 00:42:29,838 25 times like chicken fried steak, 810 00:42:29,923 --> 00:42:31,548 but I don't think you have to chew 811 00:42:31,633 --> 00:42:34,801 your refried beans that many times. 812 00:42:34,886 --> 00:42:37,179 It doesn't really make sense. 813 00:42:37,263 --> 00:42:40,098 It's unnecessary additional work for your jaws. 814 00:42:40,183 --> 00:42:42,059 Think of your poor TMJ muscle. 815 00:42:42,143 --> 00:42:43,310 It can't be good for it. 816 00:42:46,147 --> 00:42:49,149 It's inefficient. Think about it. 817 00:42:49,234 --> 00:42:52,361 You this drives me crazy. Please stop. 818 00:42:52,445 --> 00:42:54,321 This is like nails on a chalkboard. 819 00:42:54,405 --> 00:42:57,157 Okay, go ahead, chew like that, chew like that all day. 820 00:42:59,744 --> 00:43:01,787 Well, Bernie was so nice, 821 00:43:01,871 --> 00:43:05,290 so accommodating, 822 00:43:05,375 --> 00:43:12,005 so willing to keep from hurting other people's feelings, 823 00:43:12,090 --> 00:43:16,093 he just couldn't tell anybody to piss off. 824 00:43:27,939 --> 00:43:30,774 Bernie, I'm still waiting. 825 00:44:25,621 --> 00:44:28,623 Would you rather hear "Drama in Real Life?" 826 00:44:28,708 --> 00:44:30,667 "Tips for Better Summer Tomatoes" or... 827 00:44:30,752 --> 00:44:32,919 Tips for Better Summer Tomatoes. 828 00:44:33,004 --> 00:44:34,713 "The best summer tomatoes..." 829 00:44:34,797 --> 00:44:36,923 She was demanding, 830 00:44:37,008 --> 00:44:39,259 condescending, 831 00:44:39,344 --> 00:44:41,303 even conniving. 832 00:44:41,387 --> 00:44:46,016 And she had intentionally put him in a dependent position. 833 00:44:46,100 --> 00:44:48,977 She was jealous of his time, 834 00:44:49,062 --> 00:44:52,898 envious of his community status, 835 00:44:52,982 --> 00:44:55,984 and... overly generous to him. 836 00:44:56,069 --> 00:44:59,029 So as to make him stick around. 837 00:44:59,113 --> 00:45:02,574 So you just show people around the boat? 838 00:45:02,658 --> 00:45:03,950 All around the boat? 839 00:45:04,035 --> 00:45:05,619 Yeah, I give tours. 840 00:45:05,703 --> 00:45:07,454 And I bartend in the captain's cabin. 841 00:45:07,538 --> 00:45:09,289 - Oh, you have a lot of jobs. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 842 00:45:09,374 --> 00:45:10,832 You're a jack of all trades. 843 00:45:10,917 --> 00:45:12,626 It's good though. The money's good. 844 00:45:12,710 --> 00:45:14,461 Not bad. And you get to see the world, right? 845 00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:16,380 - Yeah, we do. - That's cool. 846 00:45:16,464 --> 00:45:17,756 - Yeah. - Marjorie? 847 00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:19,299 This is Kevin who works here. 848 00:45:19,384 --> 00:45:20,967 Hello, Mrs. Nugent. 849 00:45:21,052 --> 00:45:22,969 Bernie, we're scheduled to be there now. 850 00:45:23,054 --> 00:45:25,639 - I'm ready. Okay. - Be still. 851 00:45:25,723 --> 00:45:27,349 Okay. Do you want me to get this? 852 00:45:27,433 --> 00:45:28,683 - Stop asking questions. - Okay, you got it. 853 00:45:28,768 --> 00:45:30,227 - Thank you. - Good, good. 854 00:45:30,311 --> 00:45:32,187 - Let's go. - Thank you. 855 00:45:32,271 --> 00:45:33,897 - Let's go, let's go, let's go. - Nice talking to you. 856 00:45:33,981 --> 00:45:35,981 - See you, Bernie. - Yeah. Okay, bye-bye. 857 00:45:38,820 --> 00:45:40,320 Okay, you want to look right down the lens 858 00:45:40,405 --> 00:45:41,988 and say "Egypt." 859 00:45:42,073 --> 00:45:43,448 Egypt. 860 00:45:46,411 --> 00:45:48,078 Okay. 861 00:45:58,423 --> 00:46:02,050 Okay, everybody, let's work on the arrival of the Wells Fargo Wagon. 862 00:46:02,135 --> 00:46:03,969 This wagon has all of our instruments on it 863 00:46:04,053 --> 00:46:05,387 so we're very excited about it... 864 00:46:05,471 --> 00:46:07,139 U h-oh, hold on. 865 00:46:07,223 --> 00:46:09,850 Grrr. So I want to have a pulse on each beat, 866 00:46:09,934 --> 00:46:12,060 and I want to have everybody's eyeline on the horizon 867 00:46:12,145 --> 00:46:13,687 going like this and I want some people to do this 868 00:46:13,771 --> 00:46:15,313 because everyone's doing this right now. 869 00:46:15,398 --> 00:46:16,815 It's looking a little too uniform, okay? 870 00:46:16,899 --> 00:46:20,026 One, two, three, four and oh! 871 00:46:20,111 --> 00:46:23,155 And ho! That's it. Okay. 872 00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:24,739 Very good, relax the pose. 873 00:46:24,824 --> 00:46:27,117 This is only going to take a second. 874 00:46:27,201 --> 00:46:30,871 If I don't call her, she will give me living hell. 875 00:46:30,955 --> 00:46:34,249 Hello, Marjorie, how are you? 876 00:46:34,333 --> 00:46:37,085 Can I bring you anything? 877 00:46:37,170 --> 00:46:38,628 Can it wait till right after rehearsal? 878 00:46:38,713 --> 00:46:40,380 We got another 40... 879 00:46:40,465 --> 00:46:42,382 Okay, right away. I'll be there. 880 00:46:42,467 --> 00:46:44,342 Bye-bye. 881 00:46:44,427 --> 00:46:46,136 Can you clean this up? 882 00:46:46,220 --> 00:46:47,471 I have to go right away. Thank you. 883 00:46:58,357 --> 00:46:59,900 How's it going, Carl? 884 00:46:59,984 --> 00:47:01,735 Old Mrs. Nugent just fired me. 885 00:47:01,819 --> 00:47:04,529 What happened? 886 00:47:04,614 --> 00:47:07,073 She said I stole a lawn mower. 887 00:47:07,158 --> 00:47:09,576 Snuck it out to my place in Niggertown. 888 00:47:09,660 --> 00:47:11,745 What? 889 00:47:11,829 --> 00:47:13,163 Why does she think that? 890 00:47:13,247 --> 00:47:15,874 Oh, she saw me leave with it, 891 00:47:15,958 --> 00:47:18,210 I was taking it to get it fixed. 892 00:47:18,294 --> 00:47:20,128 Let me talk to her, okay Carl? 893 00:47:20,213 --> 00:47:21,838 Don't go getting a new job just yet. 894 00:47:21,923 --> 00:47:26,676 Okay. But I ain't going back up there. 895 00:47:26,761 --> 00:47:28,261 Not today anyway. 896 00:47:28,346 --> 00:47:30,430 I don't blame you. 897 00:47:30,515 --> 00:47:33,433 I will get to the bottom of it and I will call you back. Okay? 898 00:47:33,518 --> 00:47:34,935 So sorry about this. 899 00:47:35,019 --> 00:47:36,186 Alright. 900 00:47:40,691 --> 00:47:45,028 Oh, you just pop up whenever it's convenient for you! 901 00:47:45,112 --> 00:47:47,906 J ust when you think it's fine for you, 902 00:47:47,990 --> 00:47:50,283 you come! Well, fine fine, fine, fine! 903 00:47:50,368 --> 00:47:52,035 What happened with Carl? 904 00:47:52,119 --> 00:47:54,287 I got rid of him! I caught him red handed! 905 00:47:54,372 --> 00:47:56,790 God knows what else he's been stealing from me, Bernie! 906 00:47:56,874 --> 00:47:58,708 He says he was gonna get it fixed. 907 00:47:58,793 --> 00:48:00,502 - That's what he says. - Well, I don't think Carl... 908 00:48:00,586 --> 00:48:03,755 And those flowers he's supposedly planted, 909 00:48:03,839 --> 00:48:05,882 they were supposed to bloom two weeks ago. 910 00:48:05,967 --> 00:48:08,927 He's a lazy good fer nothin'. The man's never done anything! 911 00:48:09,011 --> 00:48:11,888 I don't think that he would ever do anything like... 912 00:48:11,973 --> 00:48:14,307 Why are you stickin' up for his kind? 913 00:48:14,392 --> 00:48:17,602 Marjorie, you're making it very hard to be your friend. 914 00:48:17,687 --> 00:48:19,104 I'm gonna come back some other time. 915 00:48:19,188 --> 00:48:21,273 Oh, just go ahead, desert me. 916 00:48:21,357 --> 00:48:23,275 J ust like everybody else, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. 917 00:48:23,359 --> 00:48:25,235 Go, go, go! You hate me! 918 00:48:25,319 --> 00:48:27,821 Marjorie, I am not going to take part 919 00:48:27,905 --> 00:48:30,073 - in this argument. - You know. 920 00:48:30,157 --> 00:48:32,450 - I know you hate me! - No! 921 00:48:32,535 --> 00:48:34,327 Like everybody else! 922 00:48:45,590 --> 00:48:46,590 Oh. 923 00:48:53,431 --> 00:48:56,641 Basically, it was like Bernie became her property. 924 00:48:56,726 --> 00:49:01,229 You'll never leave me. Never. 925 00:49:01,314 --> 00:49:04,482 He was her sole source of entertainment, 926 00:49:04,567 --> 00:49:06,693 had to do everything for her. 927 00:49:06,777 --> 00:49:09,529 I truly believe the guy felt he was smothered, choked, 928 00:49:09,614 --> 00:49:11,239 unable to get his wind. 929 00:49:11,324 --> 00:49:15,368 I don't know how the guy stood it. Well. 930 00:49:15,453 --> 00:49:17,370 Come on, just pull the damn trigger. 931 00:49:17,455 --> 00:49:19,372 I don't think I can. It doesn't feel aimed right. 932 00:49:19,457 --> 00:49:20,874 Look, look, all I want 933 00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:22,375 is for you to shoot that armadillo 934 00:49:22,460 --> 00:49:24,461 that is digging up my garden, okay? 935 00:49:24,545 --> 00:49:26,254 I mean, is that too much for me to ask, 936 00:49:26,339 --> 00:49:28,715 for you to be a man for once in your life? 937 00:49:30,801 --> 00:49:32,886 Fine. 938 00:49:32,970 --> 00:49:35,138 Now I'm holding you responsible 939 00:49:35,222 --> 00:49:38,850 for anything getting dug up in my garden. 940 00:49:38,934 --> 00:49:41,978 Okay? You go out and fix those holes yourself. 941 00:49:42,063 --> 00:49:45,690 Dig one you can fit in. 942 00:49:45,775 --> 00:49:49,069 Let me see. 943 00:49:49,153 --> 00:49:51,363 Did you go by the cleaners to pick up my dress? 944 00:49:51,447 --> 00:49:52,906 Yes, earlier. 945 00:49:52,990 --> 00:49:54,407 Did you lysol my kitchen counters? 946 00:49:56,494 --> 00:49:57,911 Did you pick up the Preparation H from the pharmacy? 947 00:49:57,995 --> 00:50:00,121 No, but I figured we'd go by there 948 00:50:00,206 --> 00:50:01,581 on the way to lunch. Do you still want to go to Jalapeño Treat? 949 00:50:01,666 --> 00:50:04,959 - I guess. - Okay, hold still. 950 00:50:05,044 --> 00:50:06,294 Jeez. 951 00:50:06,379 --> 00:50:07,712 Will you be attending 952 00:50:07,797 --> 00:50:10,465 our dress rehearsal tonight? 953 00:50:10,549 --> 00:50:11,758 No. 954 00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:05,270 Marjorie? 955 00:51:05,354 --> 00:51:07,647 Marjorie, are you okay? 956 00:51:07,732 --> 00:51:09,482 Marjorie, say something to me. 957 00:51:09,567 --> 00:51:11,317 Marjorie, can you talk to me? 958 00:51:11,402 --> 00:51:12,652 Marjorie, can you say something? 959 00:51:12,737 --> 00:51:14,279 Oh no, no, no, no, no! 960 00:51:14,363 --> 00:51:18,575 Oh, Jesus, no, no, no, what have I done? 961 00:51:18,659 --> 00:51:23,246 Oh, God! What have I done? 962 00:51:23,330 --> 00:51:24,831 Please tell me what to do! 963 00:51:24,915 --> 00:51:27,584 I'll do whatever you want me to do! 964 00:51:42,266 --> 00:51:45,977 ♪ Seventy six trombones Led the big parade ♪ 965 00:51:46,061 --> 00:51:49,522 ♪ With a hundred and ten Cornets close at hand ♪ 966 00:51:49,607 --> 00:51:53,526 ♪ They were followed by Rows and rows of the Finest virtuosos ♪ 967 00:51:53,611 --> 00:51:57,113 ♪ So is the cream Of every famous band ♪ 968 00:52:11,587 --> 00:52:14,964 ♪ Seventy six trombones Hit the counterpoint ♪ 969 00:52:15,049 --> 00:52:18,593 ♪ While a hundred and ten Cornets blazed the way ♪ 970 00:52:18,677 --> 00:52:20,720 ♪ To the rhythm Of march! March! March! ♪ 971 00:52:20,805 --> 00:52:22,514 ♪ All the kids began to march ♪ 972 00:52:22,598 --> 00:52:26,810 ♪ And their marching Still right today ♪ ♪ 973 00:52:29,980 --> 00:52:31,689 Great job, everyone. 974 00:52:31,774 --> 00:52:33,650 It seemed like the flags were a little late, 975 00:52:33,734 --> 00:52:37,320 also I want to make sure that those fleahops are right. 976 00:52:37,404 --> 00:52:39,280 Now I got off that time 977 00:52:39,365 --> 00:52:40,740 but I feel like I got off because one of you got off. 978 00:52:40,825 --> 00:52:42,659 But it was a really great job. 979 00:52:42,743 --> 00:52:44,911 Take five, we're gonna take it again from the top. 980 00:52:44,995 --> 00:52:46,663 I don't think too many of us 981 00:52:46,747 --> 00:52:49,123 ever asked very many questions 982 00:52:49,208 --> 00:52:51,960 about Mrs. Nugent, and if we did, 983 00:52:52,044 --> 00:52:54,921 he would always have a very plausible explanation. 984 00:52:55,005 --> 00:52:57,298 Hello, Billy, this is Bernie Tiede 985 00:52:57,383 --> 00:53:00,218 calling on behalf of Mrs. Nugent. 986 00:53:00,302 --> 00:53:03,513 Yes, yes, she missed her holiday haircut appointment 987 00:53:03,597 --> 00:53:07,809 but she's asked me to tell you that she won't be coming back in. 988 00:53:07,893 --> 00:53:12,063 She wants to try someone else. 989 00:53:12,147 --> 00:53:14,148 Well, I'm sorry to say this 990 00:53:14,233 --> 00:53:19,028 but she says that you take too long and charge too much. 991 00:53:19,113 --> 00:53:22,031 Billy, I'm sorry, but I'm just the messenger. 992 00:53:22,116 --> 00:53:25,535 I was rather devastated at the very idea 993 00:53:25,619 --> 00:53:28,413 that she was not coming anymore after 30 years 994 00:53:28,497 --> 00:53:31,666 of being her friend, hairdresser, 995 00:53:31,750 --> 00:53:35,211 confidante sometimes, 996 00:53:35,296 --> 00:53:38,298 and she just was gonna vanish. 997 00:53:38,382 --> 00:53:41,009 It was easy for her to disappear. 998 00:53:41,093 --> 00:53:42,677 Nobody was looking for her. 999 00:53:42,761 --> 00:53:45,471 Not her son, not her two sisters. 1000 00:53:45,556 --> 00:53:47,307 One of them lived here in Carthage. 1001 00:53:47,391 --> 00:53:49,309 They hadn't spoken in about 10 years. 1002 00:53:49,393 --> 00:53:51,811 You want to sign this for Mrs. Nugent, 1003 00:53:51,896 --> 00:53:53,646 our generous benefactor? 1004 00:53:53,731 --> 00:53:55,315 Only person looking for her was her stockbroker. 1005 00:53:58,319 --> 00:54:01,487 Oh, God. 1006 00:54:01,572 --> 00:54:02,614 Hello? 1007 00:54:02,698 --> 00:54:04,324 Bernie? Bernie! 1008 00:54:04,408 --> 00:54:06,200 Wh... where's Marjorie? 1009 00:54:06,285 --> 00:54:07,493 I... I... I haven't spoken to her in over five weeks, 1010 00:54:07,578 --> 00:54:09,829 I've left 11 messages. 1011 00:54:09,914 --> 00:54:11,831 She's with me right now, Lloyd, 1012 00:54:11,916 --> 00:54:13,499 and I'm sorry I couldn't tell you earlier 1013 00:54:13,584 --> 00:54:15,668 but she's had a series of small strokes. 1014 00:54:15,753 --> 00:54:18,671 I've been meaning to call you and let you know her situation. 1015 00:54:18,756 --> 00:54:23,968 No, she should not be attempting to talk. No. 1016 00:54:24,053 --> 00:54:26,262 No, you can't talk. The doctor said... 1017 00:54:26,347 --> 00:54:30,475 She's indicating for me to tell you hi from her. 1018 00:54:30,559 --> 00:54:32,393 He sends you all his best. 1019 00:54:32,478 --> 00:54:34,312 Okay, well, 1020 00:54:34,396 --> 00:54:36,522 we'll be in touch when she's feeling better. 1021 00:54:36,607 --> 00:54:38,149 I n the meantime, let me know 1022 00:54:38,233 --> 00:54:40,151 if I can help you with anything. Okay. 1023 00:54:40,235 --> 00:54:43,988 Okay, bye-bye. 1024 00:54:44,073 --> 00:54:46,866 Bernie knew better than touch my accounts. 1025 00:54:46,951 --> 00:54:49,994 But he was going after what would go into her bank accounts 1026 00:54:50,079 --> 00:54:51,871 because that's where all the royalty checks went. 1027 00:54:51,956 --> 00:54:55,458 It's usually 50,000 a month. 1028 00:54:55,542 --> 00:54:58,044 Now he really started being generous. 1029 00:54:58,128 --> 00:55:02,966 He paid 5,000 dollars for the Shreveport orchestra to come over play the Messiah. 1030 00:55:03,050 --> 00:55:07,470 He bought a high dollar harpsichord for school. 1031 00:55:07,554 --> 00:55:10,556 He paid for the choir to go to Russia. 1032 00:55:10,641 --> 00:55:13,685 Well, yeah, he hired me back for more money, 1033 00:55:13,769 --> 00:55:16,229 which is fine with me. 1034 00:55:16,313 --> 00:55:18,523 Oh, he bought jet skis, 1035 00:55:18,607 --> 00:55:20,900 he bought nine cars, 1036 00:55:20,985 --> 00:55:23,152 he bought struggling businesses, 1037 00:55:23,237 --> 00:55:26,906 he paid 40,000 dollars for Carthage Awards. 1038 00:55:26,991 --> 00:55:28,825 That's a trophy shop. 1039 00:55:28,909 --> 00:55:31,869 He loaned the money to the Yokums over here, 1040 00:55:31,954 --> 00:55:34,122 that opened up Boot Scootin Western Wear. 1041 00:55:34,206 --> 00:55:37,583 I guess that was Carthage's answer to Neiman's. 1042 00:55:37,668 --> 00:55:40,837 Bernie just told everybody to pay him back when they could. 1043 00:55:40,921 --> 00:55:42,588 You know, pay me when you can. 1044 00:55:42,673 --> 00:55:44,465 But they never did. 1045 00:55:44,550 --> 00:55:46,592 Bernie knew my twin girls' birthday was coming up, 1046 00:55:46,677 --> 00:55:48,177 and he thought they should have 1047 00:55:48,262 --> 00:55:51,097 a big nice playhouse, you know? 1048 00:55:51,181 --> 00:55:53,266 Little girls. 1049 00:55:53,350 --> 00:55:57,437 Bernie bought this playhouse for my girls. 1050 00:56:00,274 --> 00:56:01,874 Oh. 1051 00:56:05,612 --> 00:56:09,574 Thank you. 1052 00:56:09,658 --> 00:56:12,368 I just feel like I need to say, Bernie Tiede, God bless you, son. 1053 00:56:12,453 --> 00:56:15,329 You've done more to transform the town of Carthage than anyone else. 1054 00:56:15,414 --> 00:56:21,294 - Oh, thank you. - God bless you, Bernie. 1055 00:56:21,378 --> 00:56:24,797 Bernie could've bought a mansion for himself with the money. 1056 00:56:24,882 --> 00:56:27,467 But he kept that little house 1057 00:56:27,551 --> 00:56:29,802 worth, maybe, 50,000. 1058 00:56:29,887 --> 00:56:33,473 Now he bought cars for folks that needed it. 1059 00:56:33,557 --> 00:56:36,142 And he paid cash for those. 1060 00:56:36,226 --> 00:56:39,645 But that old Lincoln he was drivin'? 1061 00:56:39,730 --> 00:56:41,481 He had it financed. 1062 00:56:41,565 --> 00:56:45,234 And he was usually behind on his payments. 1063 00:56:45,319 --> 00:56:48,112 No, there really wasn't any greed in him. 1064 00:56:48,197 --> 00:56:51,032 Almost everything he got from Mrs. Nugent, 1065 00:56:51,116 --> 00:56:53,826 he gave to somebody else. 1066 00:57:03,629 --> 00:57:07,298 Lloyd seems to be pretty concerned. 1067 00:57:07,382 --> 00:57:09,300 He thinks the family should get involved. 1068 00:57:09,384 --> 00:57:12,386 Oh, good lord, you gotta be kidding me. 1069 00:57:12,471 --> 00:57:15,181 I don't know why Lloyd is so paranoid. 1070 00:57:15,265 --> 00:57:17,100 It's like I told him. 1071 00:57:17,184 --> 00:57:19,352 She's at the Scott White Nursing Home in Temple. 1072 00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:22,355 She didn't want everyone to know, 1073 00:57:22,439 --> 00:57:24,690 'cause she's afraid the family would come in 1074 00:57:24,775 --> 00:57:26,275 and try to take over her affairs. 1075 00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:29,028 That sounds just like Marjorie. 1076 00:57:29,113 --> 00:57:31,447 That's Marjorie alright. 1077 00:57:31,532 --> 00:57:33,783 One hundred percent. 1078 00:57:33,867 --> 00:57:37,203 You know, Bernie, she's my sister, 1079 00:57:37,287 --> 00:57:39,580 and I guess that I should love her. 1080 00:57:39,665 --> 00:57:41,124 But she's just mean. 1081 00:57:41,208 --> 00:57:43,668 She's just hard down mean. 1082 00:57:43,752 --> 00:57:46,462 Mm. Well, there's some goodness in there, too. 1083 00:57:46,547 --> 00:57:48,506 She used to tear up my toys, 1084 00:57:48,590 --> 00:57:51,050 she pulled the heads off my dolls, 1085 00:57:51,135 --> 00:57:54,220 she used to tear up my homework. 1086 00:57:54,304 --> 00:58:02,304 And next up is Mrs. Ida Parker. 1087 00:58:04,398 --> 00:58:07,900 Ida says she does not like knitting, crocheting, 1088 00:58:07,985 --> 00:58:10,278 gardening, cooking fancy food, 1089 00:58:10,362 --> 00:58:13,406 excessive housework, or artsy hobbies. 1090 00:58:13,490 --> 00:58:16,409 She's planning on doing these things when she gets old. 1091 00:58:18,162 --> 00:58:21,873 ♪ Beautiful dreamer ♪ 1092 00:58:21,957 --> 00:58:24,625 ♪ Queen of my song ♪ 1093 00:58:24,710 --> 00:58:27,795 ♪ List while I woo thee ♪ 1094 00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:33,926 ♪ With soft melody ♪ 1095 00:58:34,011 --> 00:58:37,722 ♪ Gone are the cares of ♪ 1096 00:58:37,806 --> 00:58:41,267 ♪ Life's busy throng ♪ 1097 00:58:41,351 --> 00:58:43,644 ♪ Beautiful dreamer ♪ 1098 00:58:43,729 --> 00:58:48,566 ♪ Awake to my song ♪ 1099 00:58:48,650 --> 00:58:51,235 ♪ Beautiful dreamer ♪ 1100 00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:56,032 ♪ Awake unto me ♪ 1101 00:58:57,868 --> 00:59:02,288 ♪ Beautiful dreamer ♪ 1102 00:59:02,372 --> 00:59:09,253 ♪ Awaken to me ♪ 1103 00:59:12,716 --> 00:59:18,221 Thank you. 1104 00:59:18,305 --> 00:59:21,098 So you saw Mrs. Nugent in April of this year? 1105 00:59:21,183 --> 00:59:23,142 You know, I believe it was April. 1106 00:59:23,227 --> 00:59:25,770 With your own eyes? 1107 00:59:25,854 --> 00:59:29,357 Well, you know, I didn't actually... see her that day, I... 1108 00:59:29,441 --> 00:59:32,985 I came to her house to get her to sign some documents. 1109 00:59:33,070 --> 00:59:35,947 Bernie comes to the door, says she's feeling poorly. 1110 00:59:36,031 --> 00:59:38,991 J ust then, he takes the documents back and she signs them. 1111 00:59:39,076 --> 00:59:40,826 I go on about my business. 1112 00:59:40,911 --> 00:59:44,664 Okay. It confirms a pattern. 1113 00:59:44,748 --> 00:59:46,123 I appreciate it. 1114 00:59:47,876 --> 00:59:50,002 Well, it sounds like Lloyd Hornbuckle 1115 00:59:50,087 --> 00:59:51,837 called Wayne J unior up in Amarillo, 1116 00:59:51,922 --> 00:59:53,464 and got him all riled up. 1117 00:59:53,548 --> 00:59:55,675 Oh, boy. 1118 00:59:55,759 --> 00:59:57,593 You know, I think Lloyd's just upset 1119 00:59:57,678 --> 00:59:59,637 because he's losing commissions during her illness. 1120 00:59:59,721 --> 01:00:01,681 He can't move Mrs. Nugent's money around 1121 01:00:01,765 --> 01:00:04,350 and keep taking his commissions the way he's used to, so... 1122 01:00:04,434 --> 01:00:06,686 It may be so, but Dwayne J unior says his money 1123 01:00:06,770 --> 01:00:10,273 comes in every year for his kids from his dad's will. 1124 01:00:10,357 --> 01:00:12,275 It hadn't come in this year. 1125 01:00:12,359 --> 01:00:13,859 And it won't until Mrs. Nugent's in better condition 1126 01:00:13,944 --> 01:00:15,278 to take care of such things. 1127 01:00:15,362 --> 01:00:16,696 The poor lady's in the hospital 1128 01:00:16,780 --> 01:00:18,322 having suffered a major stroke. 1129 01:00:18,407 --> 01:00:20,283 She simply doesn't want to be disturbed. 1130 01:00:20,367 --> 01:00:22,535 Tell everyone for heaven's sake, 1131 01:00:22,619 --> 01:00:24,203 to please have a little more patience. 1132 01:00:24,288 --> 01:00:25,788 Well, that's fine with me. 1133 01:00:25,872 --> 01:00:27,164 I don't want her disturbing me, 1134 01:00:27,249 --> 01:00:31,294 if you wanna know the truth. 1135 01:00:31,378 --> 01:00:33,546 I'm sorry you had to get wrapped up in all this. 1136 01:00:33,630 --> 01:00:36,882 Oh, forget about it, Lloyd Hornbuckle's just a busybody. 1137 01:00:36,967 --> 01:00:39,593 - I'll see you later, Bernie. - Thank you, Sheriff. 1138 01:00:52,232 --> 01:00:53,858 Hello. 1139 01:00:53,942 --> 01:00:56,569 You are living in a wold of guilt. 1140 01:00:56,653 --> 01:01:00,614 All the police have to do is find one shred of evidence 1141 01:01:00,699 --> 01:01:04,118 and it's off to hell you go. 1142 01:01:04,202 --> 01:01:06,287 Lloyd, is that you? 1143 01:01:06,371 --> 01:01:09,332 Lloyd? Hello... 1144 01:01:13,378 --> 01:01:14,837 Bernie, are you okay? 1145 01:01:14,921 --> 01:01:18,799 Yeah, I just... 1146 01:01:20,677 --> 01:01:22,053 Can I ask you something? 1147 01:01:22,137 --> 01:01:23,596 Of course. 1148 01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:27,183 It's so strange. 1149 01:01:27,267 --> 01:01:32,772 Do you believe a person could be capable of... 1150 01:01:32,856 --> 01:01:35,107 an action... 1151 01:01:35,192 --> 01:01:36,525 and yet to them it feels like 1152 01:01:36,610 --> 01:01:37,902 it's not even them doing it. 1153 01:01:37,986 --> 01:01:42,782 Almost like Jekyll and Hyde? 1154 01:01:42,866 --> 01:01:47,203 Bernie, stop worrying, it's okay. 1155 01:01:47,287 --> 01:01:52,291 Someone's personal proclivities are nobody's else's business. 1156 01:01:52,376 --> 01:01:58,798 We all love you like you are, Bernie, no matter what. 1157 01:01:58,882 --> 01:02:05,179 ♪ Shackled by a heavy burden ♪ 1158 01:02:05,263 --> 01:02:10,810 ♪ B'neath the load Of guilt and shame ♪ 1159 01:02:10,894 --> 01:02:16,148 ♪ Then the hand Of Jesus touched me ♪ 1160 01:02:16,233 --> 01:02:22,071 ♪ And now I am No longer the same ♪ 1161 01:02:22,155 --> 01:02:25,324 ♪ He touched me, Oh he touched me ♪ 1162 01:02:25,409 --> 01:02:29,620 - God bless you, Bernie. - God bless you, Mr. Brown. 1163 01:02:29,704 --> 01:02:32,123 - That was beautiful. - Thank you. 1164 01:02:32,207 --> 01:02:34,959 - You have a blessed weekend. - God bless you too. 1165 01:02:35,043 --> 01:02:36,544 Thank you. 1166 01:02:36,628 --> 01:02:38,045 As always, Bernie, I love the songs. 1167 01:02:38,130 --> 01:02:39,964 - Thank you. - My sympathies. 1168 01:02:40,048 --> 01:02:41,632 Thank you, Mari Belle, it's always great to see you. 1169 01:02:41,716 --> 01:02:43,509 I'm so sorry Marjorie didn't hear that, 1170 01:02:43,593 --> 01:02:45,928 I hear she's doing better. 1171 01:02:46,012 --> 01:02:50,599 Yes, some days it seems she's starting to feel better but... 1172 01:02:50,684 --> 01:02:52,518 I'm still afraid... 1173 01:02:52,602 --> 01:02:54,186 I'm gonna lose her soon. 1174 01:03:01,403 --> 01:03:03,529 Finally. 1175 01:03:03,613 --> 01:03:06,866 Nine months since I had last laid eyes on Mrs. Nugent, 1176 01:03:06,950 --> 01:03:08,617 we got into her house. 1177 01:03:08,702 --> 01:03:09,660 Grandma? 1178 01:03:17,127 --> 01:03:18,461 Mrs. Nugent? 1179 01:03:20,797 --> 01:03:21,672 Grandma? 1180 01:03:29,973 --> 01:03:30,681 Nothing. 1181 01:03:45,655 --> 01:03:47,114 There's nothing. 1182 01:04:23,026 --> 01:04:26,779 Why would she tape her freezer shut? 1183 01:04:47,467 --> 01:04:50,469 Oh, my God. 1184 01:04:50,554 --> 01:04:52,096 Sheriff! 1185 01:04:58,019 --> 01:05:00,646 Sir, I'm a reporter for KCMchannel. 1186 01:05:00,730 --> 01:05:02,898 Ma'am, hold on. 1187 01:05:02,983 --> 01:05:04,191 Would you care to make a statement about what's going on? 1188 01:05:04,276 --> 01:05:05,651 - Sheriff? - Hey, Danny. 1189 01:05:05,735 --> 01:05:08,320 - I n the freezer? - Yeah. 1190 01:05:08,405 --> 01:05:10,406 All in one piece or chopped up? 1191 01:05:10,490 --> 01:05:13,033 - All in one piece. - Holy shit. 1192 01:05:13,118 --> 01:05:15,327 Frozen like a Popsicle. 1193 01:05:23,962 --> 01:05:25,087 Be careful. 1194 01:05:49,195 --> 01:05:50,779 Alright, get rolling, 1195 01:05:50,864 --> 01:05:52,948 straight to Dallas, no stopping for coffee. 1196 01:05:53,033 --> 01:05:55,284 - Alright. - No sir, we ain't stoppin'. 1197 01:06:02,834 --> 01:06:06,045 We had loaded up the freezer with its contents intact 1198 01:06:06,129 --> 01:06:09,506 for transport to the Dallas Medical Examiner's office 1199 01:06:09,591 --> 01:06:11,300 where the forensic experts over there 1200 01:06:11,384 --> 01:06:13,218 are gonna study it. 1201 01:06:13,303 --> 01:06:15,971 At this time, are there any suspects in the murder? 1202 01:06:16,056 --> 01:06:17,806 Oh, there's one man in particular I can think of 1203 01:06:17,891 --> 01:06:20,059 I sure would like to talk to. 1204 01:06:20,143 --> 01:06:21,852 Hey, Sheriff, did you actually find him yet? 1205 01:06:21,936 --> 01:06:23,312 We're still looking for him. 1206 01:06:23,396 --> 01:06:24,688 He wasn't at Carthage aviation, 1207 01:06:24,773 --> 01:06:26,023 Carthage Awards or his house. 1208 01:06:26,107 --> 01:06:28,192 Alright, look... 1209 01:06:28,276 --> 01:06:30,819 we're gonna throw a net over the entire tri-county area 1210 01:06:30,904 --> 01:06:32,946 to find our number one suspect. 1211 01:06:33,031 --> 01:06:34,573 We might be dealing with a madman here, 1212 01:06:34,658 --> 01:06:36,158 a bonafide deranged killer. 1213 01:06:36,242 --> 01:06:39,411 Achieving goals, mastering skills, 1214 01:06:39,496 --> 01:06:40,871 the opponent isn't the other team, 1215 01:06:40,955 --> 01:06:42,623 it's really just yourself. 1216 01:06:42,707 --> 01:06:44,249 And if you've worked hard, 1217 01:06:44,334 --> 01:06:45,918 and done the absolute best that you can, 1218 01:06:46,002 --> 01:06:47,920 then no matter what the scoreboard says, 1219 01:06:48,004 --> 01:06:50,631 you are the winner in the game of life. 1220 01:06:50,715 --> 01:06:52,299 You can hold your head high... 1221 01:06:52,384 --> 01:06:55,052 Mr. Tiede, may we have a word with you? 1222 01:06:55,136 --> 01:06:57,513 Of course. Right now? 1223 01:06:57,597 --> 01:06:59,181 Sure. 1224 01:06:59,265 --> 01:07:01,767 I'm gonna go talk to the police. 1225 01:07:01,851 --> 01:07:04,103 Gentlemen, you have earned yourself... 1226 01:07:04,187 --> 01:07:07,439 a great dessert. Go, Rattlers. 1227 01:07:07,524 --> 01:07:09,274 I'm so proud of you. 1228 01:07:09,359 --> 01:07:11,527 This way. 1229 01:07:14,114 --> 01:07:17,282 How long you been thinking about killing her, Bernie? 1230 01:07:17,367 --> 01:07:21,203 I never thought of me killing Mrs. Nugent. 1231 01:07:21,287 --> 01:07:25,916 I'd... I guess I fantasized about her death, 1232 01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:29,628 but I was never the one responsible for it. 1233 01:07:29,713 --> 01:07:32,548 She always died accidentally like... 1234 01:07:32,632 --> 01:07:37,928 in a car accident or falling down the escalator at the mall in Longview. 1235 01:07:38,012 --> 01:07:41,515 I was always the one weeping by her open casket. 1236 01:07:41,599 --> 01:07:45,477 Comforting others, being comforted myself. 1237 01:07:45,562 --> 01:07:48,814 Why'd you want her dead, Bernie? 1238 01:07:48,898 --> 01:07:53,444 Mm, she had become so mean and possessive of me. 1239 01:07:53,528 --> 01:07:56,613 I... I couldn't face being around her any longer. 1240 01:07:56,698 --> 01:07:58,782 And then it just... happened. 1241 01:07:58,867 --> 01:08:01,535 I don't know. I shot her! 1242 01:08:01,619 --> 01:08:05,330 I shot poor Mrs. Nugent four times. 1243 01:08:05,415 --> 01:08:10,085 With the armadillo gun. 1244 01:08:10,170 --> 01:08:11,545 Then what? 1245 01:08:16,217 --> 01:08:20,179 Well, then the Lord called her Home. 1246 01:08:20,263 --> 01:08:26,518 I know I done wrong and I must atone for my sins. Oh! 1247 01:08:34,861 --> 01:08:39,573 Elizabeth, I just heard Bernie killed your sister Margy. 1248 01:08:39,657 --> 01:08:41,784 Oh, honey, no. 1249 01:08:41,868 --> 01:08:44,203 Marjorie's in a nursing home over in Timble. 1250 01:08:44,287 --> 01:08:48,624 No, no, she is in a deep freeze going to Dallas. 1251 01:08:48,708 --> 01:08:51,251 Nobody in a million years 1252 01:08:51,336 --> 01:08:53,879 could've imagined that that could've happened. 1253 01:08:53,963 --> 01:08:58,884 Shock! I could not believe Bernie did this. 1254 01:08:58,968 --> 01:09:01,053 No way. 1255 01:09:01,137 --> 01:09:04,723 Well, it was fucking unbelievable. Nobody could believe it. 1256 01:09:04,808 --> 01:09:07,726 You know, I could see somebody wantin' to do that to her, 1257 01:09:07,811 --> 01:09:10,687 but Bernie Tiede's the last person I woulda thought done it. 1258 01:09:10,772 --> 01:09:14,399 I mean, we were just shocked, just shocked. J ust disbelief. 1259 01:09:14,484 --> 01:09:17,361 The Bernie I knew was somewhat of a sissy. 1260 01:09:17,445 --> 01:09:19,238 And it just ain't no way 1261 01:09:19,322 --> 01:09:21,240 I can see him ever killing anybody. 1262 01:09:21,324 --> 01:09:22,825 I thought they'd made a mistake. 1263 01:09:22,909 --> 01:09:25,869 You got this sweet guy, you got Bernie, 1264 01:09:25,954 --> 01:09:27,454 who's just the nicest fella I'd ever met, 1265 01:09:27,539 --> 01:09:28,914 and I've known him for a little while, 1266 01:09:28,998 --> 01:09:30,749 and then you got... Mrs. Nugent 1267 01:09:30,834 --> 01:09:33,252 who is not nice, 1268 01:09:33,336 --> 01:09:35,712 not nice to a large degree, just evil. 1269 01:09:35,797 --> 01:09:38,048 So you got this sweetness and you got this evil, 1270 01:09:38,132 --> 01:09:40,759 and they're kinda battlin' each other... 1271 01:09:40,844 --> 01:09:42,970 and you know that something at some point's gotta give, 1272 01:09:43,054 --> 01:09:44,972 something's gotta break 1273 01:09:45,056 --> 01:09:47,391 and she was justs more evil than he was nice, I guess, 1274 01:09:47,475 --> 01:09:49,017 and he just exploded. 1275 01:09:49,102 --> 01:09:52,604 We're all capable of that dark moment. 1276 01:09:52,689 --> 01:09:56,275 If we ever get angry enough. 1277 01:09:56,359 --> 01:09:58,610 He must've wanted to get caught. 1278 01:09:58,695 --> 01:10:00,529 All he had to do was put her body 1279 01:10:00,613 --> 01:10:02,322 in one of his airplanes, 1280 01:10:02,407 --> 01:10:04,992 fly her out over the Gulf and push her right out. 1281 01:10:05,076 --> 01:10:08,078 No body, no arrest. 1282 01:10:08,162 --> 01:10:10,289 A woman like that with a bad heart... 1283 01:10:10,373 --> 01:10:13,125 he shoulda just shoved the pillow right over her face. 1284 01:10:13,209 --> 01:10:15,627 Then they probably wouldn't even done an autopsy. 1285 01:10:15,712 --> 01:10:17,921 A few days later, he'd be doing her funeral. 1286 01:10:18,006 --> 01:10:20,048 Oh, I just started shaking my head 1287 01:10:20,133 --> 01:10:22,551 going, "Oh Bernie, Bernie, Bernie, Bernie." 1288 01:10:22,635 --> 01:10:25,721 Who in their right mind would kill their meal ticket? 1289 01:10:25,805 --> 01:10:27,639 It was crazy around here. 1290 01:10:27,724 --> 01:10:31,476 People were on Danny Buck like ticks on a coon dog. 1291 01:10:31,561 --> 01:10:33,478 Yeah, Danny Buck, you know Bernie didn't know 1292 01:10:33,563 --> 01:10:34,980 anything about shooting a rifle. 1293 01:10:35,064 --> 01:10:36,773 He didn't go huntin', 1294 01:10:36,858 --> 01:10:38,734 he wouldn't know a deer blind from an outhouse. 1295 01:10:38,818 --> 01:10:40,611 That he wouldn't. 1296 01:10:40,695 --> 01:10:42,237 There are not enough nice men in this town. 1297 01:10:42,322 --> 01:10:43,989 Leave poor Bernie alone, Danny Buck. 1298 01:10:44,073 --> 01:10:45,532 We don't even think he did it. 1299 01:10:45,617 --> 01:10:47,534 He confessed. 1300 01:10:47,619 --> 01:10:49,369 Danny Buck, 1301 01:10:49,454 --> 01:10:51,955 you knew Mrs. Nugent as well as any of us did. 1302 01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:53,332 Did you ever stop to think 1303 01:10:53,416 --> 01:10:55,959 maybe, just maybe 1304 01:10:56,044 --> 01:10:58,587 Bernie did it in self defense. 1305 01:10:58,671 --> 01:11:00,130 Self defense. 1306 01:11:00,214 --> 01:11:01,590 Maybe it was a forced confession. 1307 01:11:01,674 --> 01:11:03,342 They could've beat it out of him. 1308 01:11:03,426 --> 01:11:05,010 He's too sweet to stand up under interrogation. 1309 01:11:05,094 --> 01:11:06,845 Look, there was no interrogation. 1310 01:11:06,930 --> 01:11:10,057 He walked in, sat down and told us everything. 1311 01:11:10,141 --> 01:11:12,017 Simple as that. 1312 01:11:12,101 --> 01:11:13,685 Well, hell. 1313 01:11:13,770 --> 01:11:15,270 Even if he did do it, 1314 01:11:15,355 --> 01:11:16,688 she was so mean and ornery, 1315 01:11:16,773 --> 01:11:18,440 she had it coming to her. 1316 01:11:18,524 --> 01:11:20,734 It's not as bad as people say it is. 1317 01:11:20,818 --> 01:11:23,862 He only shot her four times, not five. 1318 01:11:23,947 --> 01:11:25,364 You know what? 1319 01:11:25,448 --> 01:11:27,324 You people are as crazy as a coot. 1320 01:11:27,408 --> 01:11:29,910 I like Bernie Tiede as much as you do. 1321 01:11:29,994 --> 01:11:33,330 He did shoot her though! 1322 01:11:33,414 --> 01:11:35,374 I tell you what. 1323 01:11:35,458 --> 01:11:36,959 I don't claim to know what Bernie did 1324 01:11:37,043 --> 01:11:38,794 or did not do. 1325 01:11:38,878 --> 01:11:41,171 I figure that's between him and God Almighty. 1326 01:11:41,255 --> 01:11:43,882 And the way I figure it, 1327 01:11:43,967 --> 01:11:46,760 that's where it should stay. 1328 01:11:46,844 --> 01:11:50,889 Man, I hope I'm on that jury. 1329 01:11:50,974 --> 01:11:54,893 Yes, we need to be able to forgive someone who's done something wrong. 1330 01:11:54,978 --> 01:11:57,312 And no matter what the truth is, 1331 01:11:57,397 --> 01:12:01,566 Bernie is going to need our prayers. 1332 01:12:01,651 --> 01:12:04,027 So, folks, we need to understand 1333 01:12:04,112 --> 01:12:08,365 that tragedies are simply tests of our faith. 1334 01:12:08,449 --> 01:12:10,534 And right now, Bernie needs to know, 1335 01:12:10,618 --> 01:12:15,163 especially during this testing of his faith, 1336 01:12:15,248 --> 01:12:19,126 that God and this congregation 1337 01:12:19,210 --> 01:12:22,879 have not abandoned him. 1338 01:12:24,799 --> 01:12:26,008 Good to see you, thanks for coming. 1339 01:12:26,092 --> 01:12:27,426 Good to see you. 1340 01:12:27,510 --> 01:12:29,052 God bless you for everything. 1341 01:12:29,137 --> 01:12:31,054 Reverend. Now listen, 1342 01:12:31,139 --> 01:12:35,267 I understand you going all New Testament on him but... 1343 01:12:35,351 --> 01:12:37,394 you got to at least take him off the prayer list. 1344 01:12:37,478 --> 01:12:41,106 Hey, I gotta stay neutral, everybody needs a preacher. 1345 01:12:41,190 --> 01:12:43,191 Neutral? 1346 01:12:43,276 --> 01:12:46,194 Reverend, basically you were supporting a criminal act. 1347 01:12:46,279 --> 01:12:48,530 You know, all I hear is poor Bernie. 1348 01:12:48,614 --> 01:12:50,282 Nobody's talking about poor Marjorie. 1349 01:12:50,366 --> 01:12:52,576 Hell, everyone seems to be forgetting 1350 01:12:52,660 --> 01:12:55,245 that there's a lady, a member of this congregation, 1351 01:12:55,329 --> 01:12:56,872 shot in the back four times 1352 01:12:56,956 --> 01:12:58,457 and put in the freezer. 1353 01:12:58,541 --> 01:13:00,208 Danny, the Bernie you're talking about 1354 01:13:00,293 --> 01:13:02,544 is not the Bernie this church knows. 1355 01:13:02,628 --> 01:13:04,671 The heck it isn't. 1356 01:13:04,756 --> 01:13:06,840 It sounds like the only Bernie you're choosing to remember 1357 01:13:06,924 --> 01:13:09,926 is the one that donated 100,000 dollars to your church. Reverend. 1358 01:13:10,011 --> 01:13:12,304 Danny, look, I'm sorry you feel that... 1359 01:13:12,388 --> 01:13:15,474 It's been hard on everyone. 1360 01:13:15,558 --> 01:13:17,476 Alright, kiddos. 1361 01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:19,144 All the good that Bernie had done for everybody, 1362 01:13:19,228 --> 01:13:21,855 or for us around here, it just... 1363 01:13:21,939 --> 01:13:23,982 they come in, and then it was gonna get all. 1364 01:13:24,067 --> 01:13:27,110 Mrs. Nugent's money back that Bernie had spent. 1365 01:13:27,195 --> 01:13:29,112 We lost our airport, 1366 01:13:29,197 --> 01:13:32,324 we lost our best store, 1367 01:13:32,408 --> 01:13:36,369 cars, some people lost their houses, 1368 01:13:36,454 --> 01:13:39,331 jet skis. 1369 01:13:39,415 --> 01:13:42,501 He spent 600,000 dollars of Mrs. Nugent's money. 1370 01:13:52,428 --> 01:13:53,845 No paperwork, anything? 1371 01:13:53,930 --> 01:13:56,014 A receipt? 1372 01:13:56,099 --> 01:13:57,891 I don't know, I mean... 1373 01:13:57,975 --> 01:14:00,477 he just gave it to me, said I could have it. 1374 01:14:04,524 --> 01:14:06,233 Well, you know, at least they could've left 1375 01:14:06,317 --> 01:14:07,526 some money for the church. 1376 01:14:07,610 --> 01:14:11,029 Hell,. 1377 01:14:11,114 --> 01:14:12,614 Here they come! 1378 01:14:15,076 --> 01:14:17,661 Although rumors have been circulating 1379 01:14:17,745 --> 01:14:19,454 about a possible plea bargain 1380 01:14:19,539 --> 01:14:21,790 to lesser charges or a probated sentence, 1381 01:14:21,874 --> 01:14:23,959 District Attorney Danny Buck Davidson 1382 01:14:24,043 --> 01:14:26,169 has shocked East Texas 1383 01:14:26,254 --> 01:14:28,547 by filing first degree murder charges against Tiede, 1384 01:14:28,631 --> 01:14:31,049 which could result in a life sentence. 1385 01:14:33,177 --> 01:14:35,137 Clearly, the tiny town of Carthage is buzzing 1386 01:14:35,221 --> 01:14:37,139 with opinions over the murder. 1387 01:14:37,223 --> 01:14:40,100 He didn't shoot Mrs. Nugent in the back. 1388 01:14:40,184 --> 01:14:41,560 He didn't do it. 1389 01:14:41,644 --> 01:14:45,105 Bernhardt Tiede ain't no monster. 1390 01:14:45,189 --> 01:14:48,733 Ain't no jury gonna convict Bernie of first degree murder. 1391 01:14:48,818 --> 01:14:50,694 In fact, I don't know 1392 01:14:50,778 --> 01:14:53,238 if a jury's gonna convict him of anything 1393 01:14:53,322 --> 01:14:55,490 and I'll say this, if a jury as to convict him, 1394 01:14:55,575 --> 01:14:57,325 they'll probably gonna give him probation. 1395 01:14:57,410 --> 01:14:59,202 They ain't gonna send him to the penitentiary. 1396 01:14:59,287 --> 01:15:01,496 I n the meantime, Bernie sits in the county jail 1397 01:15:01,581 --> 01:15:03,498 where he's reportedly already become 1398 01:15:03,583 --> 01:15:05,167 a popular inmate 1399 01:15:05,251 --> 01:15:07,169 leading a Bible study group 1400 01:15:07,253 --> 01:15:09,254 and cooking meals for the staff. 1401 01:15:09,338 --> 01:15:11,173 Now, we are going to line the bottom 1402 01:15:11,257 --> 01:15:13,175 of the pie dish with cheese 1403 01:15:13,259 --> 01:15:15,552 to provide a barrier between the liquid and the crust. 1404 01:15:15,636 --> 01:15:17,888 Now a lot of people use grated cheese, 1405 01:15:17,972 --> 01:15:20,432 but I found that if you cut it in little quarter inch cubes, 1406 01:15:20,516 --> 01:15:23,351 it does a better job of keeping the crust from getting soggy. 1407 01:15:23,436 --> 01:15:29,566 Now, we are going to sauté the broccoli lightly in olive oil 1408 01:15:29,650 --> 01:15:31,776 till it's just bright green. 1409 01:15:31,861 --> 01:15:33,570 That keeps the flavor in. 1410 01:15:33,654 --> 01:15:35,572 If you put it in raw, it's completely flavorless. 1411 01:15:35,656 --> 01:15:39,784 I'm not saying we want the case totally dropped, 1412 01:15:39,869 --> 01:15:43,288 but isn't there some way to keep Bernie from getting punished too much? 1413 01:15:43,372 --> 01:15:45,916 That's $ 14.74. 1414 01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:47,959 So let me ask you something, Mrs. Beck. 1415 01:15:48,044 --> 01:15:51,171 If someone came along and shot you in the back four times, 1416 01:15:51,255 --> 01:15:55,217 would you still be fine with me not letting them get punished too much? 1417 01:15:55,301 --> 01:15:57,385 If I'm on that jury, Danny Buck, 1418 01:15:57,470 --> 01:15:59,971 I'm votin' to acquit. 1419 01:16:04,727 --> 01:16:07,354 As far as convicting Bernie, 1420 01:16:07,438 --> 01:16:10,649 I feed you straight. I mean, even with the confession in my pocket, 1421 01:16:10,733 --> 01:16:12,984 I was a bit trepidacious. 1422 01:16:13,069 --> 01:16:16,821 I mean, it's like he cast a spell over the entire area. 1423 01:16:16,906 --> 01:16:19,241 All the little old ladies, 1424 01:16:19,325 --> 01:16:21,326 Methodist church people, 1425 01:16:21,410 --> 01:16:23,453 anybody he'd ever given anything to. 1426 01:16:23,537 --> 01:16:25,830 With Mrs. Nugent's money. 1427 01:16:25,915 --> 01:16:28,416 All the closet homosexuals. Everybody. 1428 01:16:28,501 --> 01:16:30,252 Everybody thought he was gonna get off. 1429 01:16:30,336 --> 01:16:34,005 But I had one card left to play. 1430 01:16:34,090 --> 01:16:36,174 And I went all in. 1431 01:16:36,259 --> 01:16:39,719 Trials are generally moved when the judge determines 1432 01:16:39,804 --> 01:16:43,723 that the defendant can't get a fair trial locally. 1433 01:16:43,808 --> 01:16:49,980 And that's usually because the crime is so egregious and so well known 1434 01:16:50,064 --> 01:16:52,107 that everybody in the community has already convicted 1435 01:16:52,191 --> 01:16:55,360 the poor son of a bitch accused of it. 1436 01:16:55,444 --> 01:16:59,030 But in all the years I've been doing this for a living, 1437 01:16:59,115 --> 01:17:01,700 I have never heard of the state 1438 01:17:01,784 --> 01:17:03,618 seeking a change of venue 1439 01:17:03,703 --> 01:17:06,204 because the defendant was so well liked 1440 01:17:06,289 --> 01:17:08,665 that they couldn't get a conviction. 1441 01:17:08,749 --> 01:17:14,045 So when I heard that the judge had actually agreed to move the trial, 1442 01:17:14,130 --> 01:17:19,092 giving in to Danny Buck's harebrained request, 1443 01:17:19,176 --> 01:17:22,762 my first thought was, "Oh, shit." 1444 01:17:22,847 --> 01:17:25,181 Our donkey's in a ditch." 1445 01:17:28,144 --> 01:17:29,686 Bring in the freezer. 1446 01:17:32,231 --> 01:17:34,858 Let the jury be able to see 1447 01:17:34,942 --> 01:17:40,905 where Mrs. Nugent spent the first nine months of her afterlife. 1448 01:17:40,990 --> 01:17:43,241 A poor excuse for a casket. 1449 01:17:43,326 --> 01:17:46,244 Boys, make sure it opens up to the jury. 1450 01:17:46,329 --> 01:17:49,914 There's some wild shit on both sides of the courtroom. 1451 01:17:49,999 --> 01:17:52,584 But, you know, this was the big stage 1452 01:17:52,668 --> 01:17:56,046 the big town, the big show they'd been waiting for 1453 01:17:56,130 --> 01:17:57,797 and they pulled out all the stops. 1454 01:17:57,882 --> 01:18:01,593 They wheeled in the actual deep freeze. 1455 01:18:07,600 --> 01:18:13,021 They projected pictures of frozen dead Mrs. Nugent. 1456 01:18:13,105 --> 01:18:17,275 And then they started bringing out the crying weeping relatives. 1457 01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:19,861 And then I went to the freezer. 1458 01:18:19,945 --> 01:18:21,446 And I saw 1459 01:18:21,530 --> 01:18:25,450 underneath her corn and her steak and... 1460 01:18:25,534 --> 01:18:28,203 her pot pies was... 1461 01:18:28,287 --> 01:18:32,457 the top of her head. 1462 01:18:32,541 --> 01:18:34,000 It was so horrible. 1463 01:18:38,714 --> 01:18:40,382 No further questions, Your Honor. 1464 01:18:44,053 --> 01:18:46,805 When was the last time you talked to your grandmother? 1465 01:18:46,889 --> 01:18:50,475 U m, I don't remember. 1466 01:18:50,559 --> 01:18:52,185 Isn't it true that you and your brother 1467 01:18:52,269 --> 01:18:56,815 sued your grandmother almost four years ago? 1468 01:18:56,899 --> 01:18:59,275 We were advised to by a lawyer. 1469 01:18:59,360 --> 01:19:01,236 A lawyer? 1470 01:19:01,320 --> 01:19:06,074 You mean, just some old boy come in off the street? 1471 01:19:06,158 --> 01:19:09,202 Or are we talking about your lawyer? 1472 01:19:09,286 --> 01:19:11,996 I guess he was working for us. 1473 01:19:12,081 --> 01:19:14,582 I'll say he was working for you. 1474 01:19:14,667 --> 01:19:18,002 He was trying to get your grandmother's money, wasn't he? 1475 01:19:21,799 --> 01:19:26,177 Did you ever speak to her after that? 1476 01:19:26,262 --> 01:19:27,470 I don't think so. 1477 01:19:27,555 --> 01:19:29,055 Oh, you don't think so. 1478 01:19:29,140 --> 01:19:31,641 Well, you know you didn't. 1479 01:19:31,725 --> 01:19:34,644 But you told us earlier that you were real close to your grandmother. 1480 01:19:34,728 --> 01:19:37,981 Now was that the same woman you were suing for money? 1481 01:19:38,065 --> 01:19:40,191 Is that the same woman 1482 01:19:40,276 --> 01:19:44,195 that you have not spoken to in four years? 1483 01:19:44,280 --> 01:19:47,782 I felt in our hearts we were still close. 1484 01:19:50,453 --> 01:19:51,786 I knew he was in trouble 1485 01:19:51,871 --> 01:19:54,247 when I saw that jury. 1486 01:19:54,331 --> 01:19:57,834 And Bernie was just gonna have to get up there and explain himself 1487 01:19:57,918 --> 01:20:02,422 to a bunch of Saint Augustine cousin-countin' rednecks over there. 1488 01:20:02,506 --> 01:20:05,592 I mean, they got more tattoos than teeth 1489 01:20:05,676 --> 01:20:08,553 and there ain't no brain in the whole dozen of 'em, 1490 01:20:08,637 --> 01:20:10,722 and they're supposed to decide 1491 01:20:10,806 --> 01:20:13,266 big things like this? 1492 01:20:13,350 --> 01:20:17,896 I mean, shoot, I wouldn't let 'em work on my car. 1493 01:20:17,980 --> 01:20:20,398 Now, Bernie, 1494 01:20:20,483 --> 01:20:23,485 after you were arrested you gave a confession, correct? 1495 01:20:23,569 --> 01:20:26,571 Yes, sir. 1496 01:20:26,655 --> 01:20:30,366 How did you feel about Marjorie Nugent? 1497 01:20:30,451 --> 01:20:33,036 I cared for Marjorie deeply. 1498 01:20:33,120 --> 01:20:35,371 I loved her very much. 1499 01:20:35,456 --> 01:20:37,207 And I've sent letters from jail to her family 1500 01:20:37,291 --> 01:20:41,586 asking their forgiveness for ruining Margy's life 1501 01:20:41,670 --> 01:20:44,923 and the pain I've caused. 1502 01:20:45,007 --> 01:20:47,300 Well, if you cared for her, 1503 01:20:47,384 --> 01:20:50,094 even loved her, 1504 01:20:50,179 --> 01:20:53,097 why do you reckon you killed her? 1505 01:20:55,059 --> 01:20:56,476 I could probably describe it like being in prison 1506 01:20:56,560 --> 01:20:59,562 to some degree. 1507 01:20:59,647 --> 01:21:01,523 She wouldn't allow me to have any friends, 1508 01:21:01,607 --> 01:21:04,734 and I'm a people person. I got to have my friends. 1509 01:21:06,612 --> 01:21:11,407 She was very jealous and possessive of my time. 1510 01:21:11,492 --> 01:21:15,787 She had become so hateful. 1511 01:21:15,871 --> 01:21:18,623 I don't even remember picking up the gun that day. 1512 01:21:18,707 --> 01:21:21,626 It was like someone else was doing it. 1513 01:21:21,710 --> 01:21:24,128 So why did you leave the body there? 1514 01:21:24,213 --> 01:21:26,130 It would seem to me that 1515 01:21:26,215 --> 01:21:28,132 if you didn't want to get caught, 1516 01:21:28,217 --> 01:21:30,426 you'd find some way to dispose of it. 1517 01:21:30,511 --> 01:21:31,803 Oh no, no, no. 1518 01:21:31,887 --> 01:21:34,138 I could never do that. 1519 01:21:34,223 --> 01:21:35,932 That was never my intention. 1520 01:21:36,016 --> 01:21:38,309 Everyone deserves a proper burial. 1521 01:21:38,394 --> 01:21:40,687 And I was... 1522 01:21:40,771 --> 01:21:43,982 I was just waiting for my chance to give her one. 1523 01:21:52,950 --> 01:21:54,993 Thank you, Bernie. 1524 01:21:55,077 --> 01:21:58,371 I'll pass the witness. 1525 01:21:58,455 --> 01:22:01,916 So help me out here, Bernie. 1526 01:22:02,001 --> 01:22:07,505 On this trip with Mrs. Nugent to New York City, 1527 01:22:07,590 --> 01:22:12,468 did you fly first class? 1528 01:22:12,553 --> 01:22:15,013 Yes, I believe we did. 1529 01:22:15,097 --> 01:22:17,515 Tell us the difference between like the first class seats 1530 01:22:17,600 --> 01:22:19,684 and the regular old seats in the back of the plane. 1531 01:22:19,768 --> 01:22:22,687 I... I've never been up there. 1532 01:22:22,771 --> 01:22:25,523 I'd say the seats are a little larger maybe. 1533 01:22:25,608 --> 01:22:27,692 More comfortable. 1534 01:22:27,776 --> 01:22:30,236 Don't they have people waiting' on you and stuff too, you know? 1535 01:22:30,321 --> 01:22:32,697 I mean, people bringing you fancy food, 1536 01:22:32,781 --> 01:22:36,951 and serving you whatever you want to drink and stuff like that? 1537 01:22:37,036 --> 01:22:40,288 Yes, the service is probably a little better. 1538 01:22:40,372 --> 01:22:42,665 Oh, so you like the first class treatment. 1539 01:22:42,750 --> 01:22:48,421 First class lifestyle, the best that money can buy. 1540 01:22:48,505 --> 01:22:50,381 I was accompanying Mrs. Nugent 1541 01:22:50,466 --> 01:22:52,425 who usually preferred these things when she traveled. 1542 01:22:52,509 --> 01:22:54,510 So. 1543 01:22:54,595 --> 01:22:57,889 Now, on that New York City trip, 1544 01:22:57,973 --> 01:22:59,724 it says here that you and Mrs. Nugent 1545 01:22:59,808 --> 01:23:05,355 stayed at the... the Ritz Carlton? 1546 01:23:05,439 --> 01:23:09,067 That's a fancy hotel near Central Park, isn't it? 1547 01:23:09,151 --> 01:23:12,070 Yes, I believe that is where we stayed. 1548 01:23:12,154 --> 01:23:14,989 It also says here that while you were in New York City, 1549 01:23:15,074 --> 01:23:17,367 you saw an opera. 1550 01:23:17,451 --> 01:23:19,285 And a Broadway play. 1551 01:23:19,370 --> 01:23:22,413 I think it's called "Les Miserables." 1552 01:23:22,498 --> 01:23:27,752 Les Miserable. 1553 01:23:27,836 --> 01:23:31,422 That's impressive. 1554 01:23:31,507 --> 01:23:32,965 What? 1555 01:23:33,050 --> 01:23:36,761 So culture is important to you. 1556 01:23:36,845 --> 01:23:38,721 I n what way? 1557 01:23:38,806 --> 01:23:41,557 Well, you seem to know all these fancy words and such. 1558 01:23:41,642 --> 01:23:43,768 Well, that one's not very difficult. 1559 01:23:48,190 --> 01:23:53,569 Not for you. 1560 01:23:53,654 --> 01:23:57,740 You know all about the high class life, don't you? 1561 01:23:57,825 --> 01:24:02,620 I... what... like what? 1562 01:24:02,705 --> 01:24:05,998 Like, I don't know, say for instance what... 1563 01:24:06,083 --> 01:24:10,795 what kind of wine are you supposed to have with fish? 1564 01:24:10,879 --> 01:24:13,881 No, I don't... white usually. 1565 01:24:13,966 --> 01:24:18,302 That takes a lot of money 1566 01:24:18,387 --> 01:24:20,471 to have so much culture, don't it? 1567 01:24:20,556 --> 01:24:23,099 To... to enjoy the finer things in life 1568 01:24:23,183 --> 01:24:25,184 that you love so much. 1569 01:24:25,269 --> 01:24:28,938 The ritzy hotels, first class flying off to the big cities. 1570 01:24:29,022 --> 01:24:31,065 I mean, it takes a lot of money 1571 01:24:31,150 --> 01:24:32,650 to live that way, don't it? 1572 01:24:32,735 --> 01:24:34,652 No, I... left to my own devices, 1573 01:24:34,737 --> 01:24:36,612 I would not have been traveling in such an expensive... 1574 01:24:36,697 --> 01:24:38,990 But left to someone else's devices, you were! 1575 01:24:39,074 --> 01:24:41,534 And after you killed Mrs. Nugent, 1576 01:24:41,618 --> 01:24:43,453 you kept on spending her money, didn't you? 1577 01:24:43,537 --> 01:24:45,455 A lot of it! 1578 01:24:45,539 --> 01:24:47,415 And if you wouldn't a been caught, 1579 01:24:47,499 --> 01:24:50,001 you'd still be spending her money today. 1580 01:24:50,085 --> 01:24:51,461 Wouldn't you? 1581 01:24:51,545 --> 01:24:54,714 Wouldn't you? 1582 01:24:58,260 --> 01:25:00,720 Ladies and gentlemen, 1583 01:25:00,804 --> 01:25:03,681 after listening to all the evidence, 1584 01:25:03,766 --> 01:25:06,058 I'm sure that you will agree 1585 01:25:06,143 --> 01:25:10,980 that the defendant is a liar, a coward 1586 01:25:11,064 --> 01:25:15,026 and a backshooter. 1587 01:25:15,110 --> 01:25:17,695 Now, come on. 1588 01:25:17,780 --> 01:25:19,572 That's got to be about the lowest thing 1589 01:25:19,656 --> 01:25:23,576 a man could ever do, ain't it? 1590 01:25:23,660 --> 01:25:26,871 Shoot a little old lady in the back? 1591 01:25:26,955 --> 01:25:30,458 Four times. 1592 01:25:30,542 --> 01:25:33,085 There is no doubt in my mind 1593 01:25:33,170 --> 01:25:38,090 Bernie Tiede is a calculating evil actor. 1594 01:25:38,175 --> 01:25:40,635 He fooled a whole town 1595 01:25:40,719 --> 01:25:43,262 for nine months. 1596 01:25:43,347 --> 01:25:45,264 Now if he can do that, 1597 01:25:45,349 --> 01:25:46,849 there ain't no telling what he'll do 1598 01:25:46,934 --> 01:25:49,060 if you let him back on the streets. 1599 01:25:53,440 --> 01:25:59,570 That poor woman stayed frozen stiff for nine whole months. 1600 01:25:59,655 --> 01:26:03,282 I n a freezer. 1601 01:26:03,367 --> 01:26:07,578 It took two days to thaw her out. 1602 01:26:07,663 --> 01:26:11,666 J ust so they could perform a proper autopsy. 1603 01:26:11,750 --> 01:26:17,088 No. No, no, no, no, no. 1604 01:26:17,172 --> 01:26:18,714 I'm sorry. 1605 01:26:22,344 --> 01:26:28,057 Your honor, counsel, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, 1606 01:26:28,141 --> 01:26:31,060 all Danny Buck Davidson wants to do in this trial 1607 01:26:31,144 --> 01:26:34,897 is get you to believe that Bernie is some kind of monster. 1608 01:26:34,982 --> 01:26:39,902 That he is something other than a fellow human being. 1609 01:26:39,987 --> 01:26:41,821 Look at him, ladies and gentlemen. 1610 01:26:41,905 --> 01:26:45,992 There is not one hint of premeditation in this case. 1611 01:26:46,076 --> 01:26:49,120 If there was, he'd have done it a lot differently. 1612 01:26:49,204 --> 01:26:51,330 He mighta gotten away with it. 1613 01:26:51,415 --> 01:26:55,459 Did he try to poison her slowly? No. 1614 01:26:55,544 --> 01:26:57,628 Did he burn down the house? 1615 01:26:57,713 --> 01:27:01,257 Say it was an accidental fire? No. 1616 01:27:01,341 --> 01:27:02,842 He still knew he done wrong. 1617 01:27:02,926 --> 01:27:04,385 He knew he was gonna get found out. 1618 01:27:04,469 --> 01:27:06,178 He just didn't have the courage 1619 01:27:06,263 --> 01:27:08,139 to tell on himself. 1620 01:27:08,223 --> 01:27:10,266 But like a good funeral director, 1621 01:27:10,350 --> 01:27:15,438 he preserved the body so that she could have a proper burial. 1622 01:27:15,522 --> 01:27:21,736 And in the meantime he did a lot of good for a lot of people. 1623 01:27:21,820 --> 01:27:26,908 Till he finally got caught. 1624 01:27:26,992 --> 01:27:31,329 He just doesn't sound like any kind of monster I've ever heard of. 1625 01:27:31,413 --> 01:27:33,623 Thank you. 1626 01:27:44,134 --> 01:27:47,011 That doesn't excuse the crime that was committed. 1627 01:27:47,095 --> 01:27:50,097 Now look, everybody's describing Bernie Tiede as such a great guy. 1628 01:27:50,182 --> 01:27:52,850 "Oh, he's so wonderful. He's an angel." 1629 01:27:52,935 --> 01:27:54,685 Let me tell you, he's an angel alright. 1630 01:27:54,770 --> 01:27:58,356 An angel of death. 1631 01:27:58,440 --> 01:27:59,899 Thank you. 1632 01:28:31,682 --> 01:28:39,146 Bernie Tiede, please rise. 1633 01:28:39,231 --> 01:28:42,024 Mr. Foreman, it is my understanding 1634 01:28:42,109 --> 01:28:44,443 that the jury has reached a verdict. 1635 01:28:44,528 --> 01:28:47,238 Yes, sir, we have, Your Honor. 1636 01:28:47,322 --> 01:28:49,365 Is it unanimous? 1637 01:28:49,449 --> 01:28:50,866 Yes, sir. 1638 01:28:50,951 --> 01:28:57,123 Would you please read the verdict? 1639 01:29:00,669 --> 01:29:02,253 We, the jury, 1640 01:29:02,337 --> 01:29:04,880 find the defendant Bernie Tiede, 1641 01:29:04,965 --> 01:29:07,425 guilty of murder as charged. 1642 01:29:41,418 --> 01:29:43,461 They gave me life. 1643 01:29:43,545 --> 01:29:49,216 I won't even be up for parole for 50 years. 1644 01:29:49,301 --> 01:29:51,010 I'll be 89 years old. 1645 01:29:53,722 --> 01:29:55,639 Danny Buck, you gotta hand it to him. 1646 01:29:55,724 --> 01:29:59,393 What he did, is two groups, you know. 1647 01:29:59,478 --> 01:30:01,979 It was the high-falutin' first class livin' 1648 01:30:02,064 --> 01:30:04,148 Bernies of the world, 1649 01:30:04,232 --> 01:30:06,275 and then there was the, you know, 1650 01:30:06,359 --> 01:30:10,571 let's dig a hole in the backyard and cook something, you know? 1651 01:30:10,655 --> 01:30:15,159 Put another tire on the fire, George. I'm cold. 1652 01:30:15,243 --> 01:30:17,203 It was just two different worlds he created there 1653 01:30:17,287 --> 01:30:21,791 and Bernie wasn't of their world. 1654 01:30:27,923 --> 01:30:29,673 It's not as bad as you think. 1655 01:30:29,758 --> 01:30:34,512 I'm the choir director, teaching four classes. 1656 01:30:34,596 --> 01:30:37,223 I'm in the craft shop most of the day. 1657 01:30:37,307 --> 01:30:38,516 I miss my freedom. 1658 01:30:38,600 --> 01:30:40,810 Well, sure you do, hon. 1659 01:30:40,894 --> 01:30:42,520 I'm making the best of it. 1660 01:30:42,604 --> 01:30:44,188 Got a lot to live for. 1661 01:30:44,272 --> 01:30:46,398 You do. You do. 1662 01:30:46,483 --> 01:30:47,817 I wanna help people here. 1663 01:30:49,945 --> 01:30:52,446 Well, I have to tell you what I've done. 1664 01:30:52,531 --> 01:30:54,448 I wrote the warden a letter. 1665 01:30:54,533 --> 01:30:56,325 Yeah, I did. 1666 01:30:56,409 --> 01:30:58,452 I told him that he had to give you a work release 1667 01:30:58,537 --> 01:31:00,412 or something like that 1668 01:31:00,497 --> 01:31:02,790 so that you could sing at my funeral. 1669 01:31:02,874 --> 01:31:05,376 Now, I'm not sick or anything, but now Bernie, 1670 01:31:05,460 --> 01:31:08,295 you promised me that you would do that. 1671 01:31:08,380 --> 01:31:11,215 And I totally mean wear those chains or whatever 1672 01:31:11,299 --> 01:31:13,717 if it made them feel better so... 1673 01:31:13,802 --> 01:31:16,137 That is awful sweet, Lenora. 1674 01:31:16,221 --> 01:31:19,014 And it would be an honor but don't count on it. 1675 01:31:19,099 --> 01:31:20,307 I don't think they're letting me out of here for nothing. 1676 01:31:20,392 --> 01:31:22,518 Oh! 1677 01:31:22,602 --> 01:31:25,062 Sure they will. I told him that you went temporarily insane. 1678 01:31:25,147 --> 01:31:27,815 And we're all going insane sooner or later. 1679 01:31:27,899 --> 01:31:30,401 I mean, that's the way I look at it. 1680 01:31:30,485 --> 01:31:34,905 U h-oh. He's telling me our time is up. 1681 01:31:34,990 --> 01:31:36,782 I cannot tell you how much it means to me 1682 01:31:36,867 --> 01:31:38,909 that I'm still in your prayers. 1683 01:31:38,994 --> 01:31:40,494 And that I'll always be with you. 1684 01:31:40,579 --> 01:31:43,414 Yes. And you know how much we love you. 1685 01:31:43,498 --> 01:31:45,583 And I will tell you, I look around here. 1686 01:31:45,667 --> 01:31:47,084 You need to take care of yourself 1687 01:31:47,169 --> 01:31:48,752 and be real careful because I think 1688 01:31:48,837 --> 01:31:50,588 this could be a dangerous place. 1689 01:31:50,672 --> 01:31:52,631 - You think? - I do. 1690 01:31:52,716 --> 01:31:54,592 And we'll come back in a couple of weeks. 1691 01:31:54,676 --> 01:31:55,759 Take care. I love you. 1692 01:31:55,844 --> 01:31:59,180 I love you, baby. 1693 01:31:59,264 --> 01:32:00,681 You take care of him. 1694 01:32:08,190 --> 01:32:12,026 I don't care what he did. 1695 01:32:12,110 --> 01:32:14,612 Yes, I do care. 1696 01:32:14,696 --> 01:32:18,032 It was wrong. 1697 01:32:18,116 --> 01:32:23,913 But I believed that if Bernie were truly sorry for what he did, 1698 01:32:23,997 --> 01:32:26,624 and would ask God's forgiveness, 1699 01:32:26,708 --> 01:32:31,045 God would forgive him. 1700 01:32:31,129 --> 01:32:37,676 And after all, that's all that really matters. 1701 01:32:37,761 --> 01:32:40,554 I will miss him. 1702 01:32:40,639 --> 01:32:42,223 All of us will. 1703 01:35:54,082 --> 01:35:55,416 I'll never believe 1704 01:35:55,500 --> 01:35:57,084 till the day God calls me home 1705 01:35:57,168 --> 01:35:59,503 that Bernie Tiede killed Mrs. Nugent. 1706 01:35:59,587 --> 01:36:01,463 And... and that's just the way I feel. 1707 01:36:01,548 --> 01:36:03,674 And my husband told me, "Daisy, when you go up there", 1708 01:36:03,758 --> 01:36:05,968 "you don't change your mind if you see some of those people" 1709 01:36:06,052 --> 01:36:08,345 "standing out there in the courthouse that you love," 1710 01:36:08,430 --> 01:36:10,347 "that's your friends too." 1711 01:36:10,432 --> 01:36:14,518 I said, "Hey, I don't think Jesus could change my mind." 1712 01:36:14,602 --> 01:36:17,104 That's just the way I feel from day one. 1713 01:36:17,188 --> 01:36:19,022 And I will always feel that way. 1714 01:36:19,107 --> 01:36:20,607 Bernie was a good man. 1715 01:36:20,692 --> 01:36:22,234 Bernie had a great heart. 1716 01:36:22,318 --> 01:36:24,653 We need more Bernies in this world. 1717 01:36:24,737 --> 01:36:27,531 Murderers come along once in a blue moon over here 1718 01:36:27,615 --> 01:36:30,534 and typically, they're family related, 1719 01:36:30,618 --> 01:36:32,578 I mean, it's just how it works out, 1720 01:36:32,662 --> 01:36:34,496 we don't have strange killings, 1721 01:36:34,581 --> 01:36:36,331 it's just some family member got upset with the other 1722 01:36:36,416 --> 01:36:37,666 and shot him, killed him dead, 1723 01:36:37,750 --> 01:36:39,042 and they know they gonna go 1724 01:36:39,127 --> 01:36:40,711 to penitentiary for a while. 1725 01:36:40,795 --> 01:36:43,172 Now we even have less murder trials 1726 01:36:43,256 --> 01:36:44,965 'cause most of 'em plead out. 1727 01:36:45,049 --> 01:36:47,384 So this thing becomes a media circus, 1728 01:36:47,469 --> 01:36:50,262 we got people coming in from all across the U nited States. 1729 01:36:50,346 --> 01:36:53,724 Old Danny Buck, we caught him with a stiff neck, 1730 01:36:53,808 --> 01:36:55,809 he... he got kind of stiff neck, 1731 01:36:55,894 --> 01:36:57,603 kinda get your neck a little stiff, 1732 01:36:57,687 --> 01:36:59,146 he got a stiff neck, he was like a pig in shit 1733 01:36:59,230 --> 01:37:01,064 when all this was going up. 1734 01:37:01,149 --> 01:37:04,401 Talking about what wine to drink with fish, 1735 01:37:04,486 --> 01:37:08,197 I mean, those people drink warm beer with fried mudcat 1736 01:37:08,281 --> 01:37:10,782 and he's trying to say... 1737 01:37:10,867 --> 01:37:14,661 I took one look at the jury and I said, U h-oh. 1738 01:37:16,748 --> 01:37:18,790 Scrappy, you ain't gonna do it, buddy. 1739 01:37:18,875 --> 01:37:20,542 I mean, you ain't gonna do it. 1740 01:37:20,627 --> 01:37:22,544 You don't have enough equipment to bring 1741 01:37:22,629 --> 01:37:25,422 these people outta their dang hovels over there. 1742 01:37:25,507 --> 01:37:28,175 Jesus, he's my daddy, he's my cousin. 1743 01:37:28,259 --> 01:37:30,594 It's like, some of them people 1744 01:37:30,678 --> 01:37:32,554 shouldn't be allowed out of the county 1745 01:37:32,639 --> 01:37:34,932 and we took the whole damn trial over there, you know? 1746 01:37:35,016 --> 01:37:37,100 What are they asking for? I don't get it. 1747 01:37:37,185 --> 01:37:39,228 I don't get the legal system. 1748 01:37:39,312 --> 01:37:42,773 ♪ He put her in the freezer ♪ 1749 01:37:42,857 --> 01:37:46,151 ♪ And pulled down the lid ♪ 1750 01:37:46,236 --> 01:37:48,487 ♪ Didn't even move it ♪ 1751 01:37:48,571 --> 01:37:52,324 ♪ J ust made sure It was plugged in ♪ 1752 01:37:52,408 --> 01:37:55,410 ♪ He gave a lot of parties ♪ 1753 01:37:55,495 --> 01:37:58,121 ♪ Kept her packed on ice ♪ 1754 01:37:58,206 --> 01:38:00,916 ♪ No one suspected anything ♪ 1755 01:38:01,000 --> 01:38:05,462 ♪ 'Cause Bernie Was so nice ♪ 1756 01:38:05,547 --> 01:38:08,298 ♪ Oh, Bernie, oh, Bernie, ♪ 1757 01:38:08,383 --> 01:38:11,468 ♪ What have you done ♪ 1758 01:38:11,553 --> 01:38:14,680 ♪ You killed poor Mrs. Nugent ♪ 1759 01:38:14,764 --> 01:38:17,307 ♪ You never even ran ♪ 1760 01:38:17,392 --> 01:38:20,477 ♪ Oh, Bernie, Oh, Bernie ♪ 1761 01:38:20,562 --> 01:38:23,105 ♪ What have you done ♪ 1762 01:38:23,189 --> 01:38:26,149 ♪ You killed poor Mrs. Nugent ♪ 1763 01:38:26,234 --> 01:38:30,153 ♪ You never even run ♪ 1764 01:38:30,238 --> 01:38:32,906 ♪ After all those months ♪ 1765 01:38:32,991 --> 01:38:36,159 ♪ No one had seen her face ♪ 1766 01:38:36,244 --> 01:38:38,745 ♪ The local law decided ♪ 1767 01:38:38,830 --> 01:38:41,915 ♪ They should Search the place ♪ 1768 01:38:42,000 --> 01:38:44,876 ♪ And when the search That ended ♪ 1769 01:38:44,961 --> 01:38:47,629 ♪ To everyone's surprise ♪ 1770 01:38:47,714 --> 01:38:50,591 ♪ They found her Shot and frozen ♪ 1771 01:38:50,675 --> 01:38:54,761 ♪ As Bernie took her life ♪ 1772 01:38:54,846 --> 01:38:58,015 ♪ Oh, Bernie, Oh, Bernie ♪ 1773 01:38:58,099 --> 01:39:00,767 ♪ What have you done ♪ 1774 01:39:00,852 --> 01:39:03,270 ♪ You killed poor Mrs. Nugent ♪ 1775 01:39:03,354 --> 01:39:06,440 ♪ You never even run ♪ 1776 01:39:06,524 --> 01:39:09,443 ♪ Oh, Bernie, Oh, Bernie ♪ 1777 01:39:09,527 --> 01:39:12,195 ♪ What have you done ♪ 1778 01:39:12,280 --> 01:39:14,865 ♪ You killed poor Mrs. Nugent ♪ 1779 01:39:14,949 --> 01:39:17,868 ♪ And never even run ♪ 1780 01:39:17,952 --> 01:39:20,579 ♪ You killed poor Mrs. Nugent ♪ 1781 01:39:20,663 --> 01:39:26,543 ♪ And you Never even run ♪ ♪ 1782 01:39:30,173 --> 01:39:32,382 I ran out of air on that one.