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Okay, here we go.

2
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Oh, wow.

3
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Oh, my God, you guys.

4
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Oh, my God, Rachel, you suck.

5
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- It's a private party.
- It's okay, they're kind of expecting me.

6
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- Shake it, shake it
- Let me hear you now

7
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Shake it, shake it, shake it

8
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- Shake it, shake it
- Let me hear you now

9
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Hello?

10
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Surprise!

11
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I know you told me not to,
but I just had to.

12
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I just had to.

13
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- You're not mad, are you?
- No, it's sweet.

14
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And are you surprised?

15
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Was I surprised?

16
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- You were?
- Ugh. Was I?

17
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She was surprised!

18
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You don't want this.
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. We did it!

19
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- No! Oh, no, sorry, somebody's in here.
- Ow!

20
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It's me.

21
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- Ow. Not afraid to put your back into it.
- What are you doing in the ladies' room?

22
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What? I saw you come in here,
looking all tragic.

23
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So I'm here to check for razor blades.

24
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You were not coming in here for me.

25
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You're dodging Claire.

26
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See what happens when you sleep
with people you don't love?

27
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- That's insulting.
- Why don't you talk to her?

28
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Rachel, she's crazy.

29
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- There you are.
- Good God.

30
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- Hi.
- Hi.

31
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Where have you been all night, mister?
Mr. Magoo. Ha-ha-ha.

32
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Just hiding. Yeah.

33
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Hiding. Ha-ha-ha.

34
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- It's so, like, chaotic in here.
- Yep.

35
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Do you wanna...? Do you wanna go
someplace more, like, um, intimate or...?

36
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No. Party. So I think I'll stay here.

37
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- Me neither. I don't want to either.
- Yep. Awesome.

38
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- Oh, my God.
- What is it?

39
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I want you to see me drop it like it's hot.
One second.

40
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- This is awesome.
- Talk to her.

41
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When she walked in ... Aah!

42
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Hey!

43
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- That was very nice of you.
- What?

44
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Pretending to be surprised.

45
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- Please don't tell her. She'll be heartbroken.
- I won't.

46
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What's going on, Dex?

47
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How you doing? You gonna introduce me
to the birthday girl?

48
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Rachel, this is Marcus.
Old family friend. Just moved into town.

49
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What up, birthday girl?

50
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Please stop saying that.

51
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Don't worry. The capacity to be pleasured
only increases with age.

52
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- Trust me.
- Wow.

53
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What's up? What's your name?
You got a boyfriend?

54
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- Wow.
- Yeah. I'm sorry.

55
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Hello.

56
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Hello.

57
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I'm gonna say something.
And I know everybody wants to hear it.

58
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Center of attention. That's weird.

59
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All right, well, as most of you know,
I'm getting married in 61 days.

60
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And, Dex, honey,
I have a confession to make.

61
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This won't be my first marriage.

62
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I wanna shoop, baby

63
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Yep. Rachel and I have been soul mates
since the beginning.

64
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Like two peas in a pod,
we did everything together.

65
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Like re-enacting Dirty Dancing.

66
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And our infamous dance routine
to Salt-N-Pepa's "Push it."

67
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We basically shared everything.
Including Ethan.

68
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Oh, shit. Why am I in this?

69
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Our date to the sixth grade dance.

70
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And through all the years,
Rachel and I were inseparable.

71
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It was us against the world.

72
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And after we graduated Indiana,
she ditched my ass for stupid law school...

73
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...despite the fact
that I selflessly rejected...

74
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...my acceptance to Notre Dame...

75
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...because she wasn't let in.

76
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But whatever.

77
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It all worked out in the end,
because she went to NYU Law...

78
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...and met my future husband,
and introduced us.

79
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I'll never forget, when Dex proposed...

80
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...all I could think about
when he was down on one knee...

81
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...was that I wish Rachel was here...

82
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...watching me in this moment.

83
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Sorry. Who are we celebrating?

84
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I mean, to say you are my best friend
is the understatement of the century.

85
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You're the sister I never had.

86
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You're sometimes the mother
I often need.

87
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The reason why I can stumble
so fearlessly into adventure...

88
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...is because she's always there.

89
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She is always, always there.

90
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I love you, Rachel.

91
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I love you too.

92
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Happy 30th!

93
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I'm so happy it's not me yet!

94
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All right. Come on, let's get this
party going. Come on, come on.

95
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And shake it, shake it.

96
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Wow.

97
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So are you two, like, uh...?

98
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A couple? Nope.

99
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- No?
- Nope.

100
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You guys ever...?

101
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- No. No.
- No?

102
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Shake it, Darcy!

103
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You know what, sweetheart?
I think it's time that you came down.

104
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Rachel, tell him to let me stay.

105
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Come on, I did the party.
I'm the one who did it.

106
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- Honey, I love you so much.
- I love you.

107
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- Did you like it? Did you like your party?
- I did. I loved it.

108
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Oh, my God, remind me to buy you
new shoes. I just hate your shoes so much.

109
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Okay, yep, time to go home.

110
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- I hate them.
- You know what? She'll call you tomorrow.

111
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I don't understand why you think,
"I'm gonna buy that pair of shoes."

112
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- Happy birthday.
- Hey, thank you.

113
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Never helps, but I do it anyway.

114
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There's an old maid in the window.
Let's get her a cat.

115
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Okay, you're not old.

116
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You're just a lawyer. it's different.

117
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I'm serious, Ethan.
Thirty's young, but it's not that young.

118
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- Okay. Ten-second pity party. Go.
- Ethan.

119
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I'm past my prime child-bearing years.

120
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Wow. Okay.
I didn't know we were going dark.

121
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I basically wasted my entire 20s.

122
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And I hate my job.

123
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Okay, two things? You went way over.

124
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And, secondly, you didn't waste your 20s.
You just grew up.

125
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Why won't you marry me?

126
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Because I like you too much.

127
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Ah! Perfect timing.

128
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Dex.

129
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- Hey, what's going on?
- Darcy forgot her purse.

130
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- Her new Chanel?
- Not the new Chanel! Let's go.

131
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- Come on.
- Oh. I'm gonna go help him find it.

132
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Are you serious?

133
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It's like a $2000 handbag.

134
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Dudes aren't supposed to know that.

135
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In or out, asshole?

136
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You need a hug, buddy.

137
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Oh! And voilà.

138
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- Oh!
- Ha-ha-ha.

139
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- You all right?
- Mm-hm.

140
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- You sure?
- Mm-hm.

141
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Thank you. Come on. I'll get you a taxi.

142
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So did you have a good time tonight?

143
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Yeah, I did.

144
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I did!

145
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Hey. Let's get one more drink.

146
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Oh, no, that's okay. You don't have to.

147
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Come on. I want to.

148
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Two Heinekens, please.

149
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Darcy.
it'll be fun. Come on.

150
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Are you always this obnoxious?

151
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Ha-ha-ha.
- Yes, I am. Does that surprise you?

152
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Wow. You really don't notice
the way women look at you.

153
00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:08,010
You're funny.

154
00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:09,425
I'm not that funny.

155
00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:13,312
You're right. You were much funnier
in law school.

156
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God, if we could do anything, anything,
wake up tomorrow and do anything...

157
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...be anything, what would you do?

158
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- What would you be?
- Rap superstar.

159
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Come on, seriously.

160
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I'd be a teacher.

161
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- Really?
- Yeah.

162
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Yeah, I always wanted to teach.

163
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You know, maybe start with high school.

164
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Coach the soccer team.

165
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So why aren't we?
Doing what we really wanna do?

166
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Well, I don't know about you...

167
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...but doing what I wanna do
has never been much of a factor.

168
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It's more like what I'm expected to do.

169
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Yes.

170
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Exactly.

171
00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:02,353
Wow. We're really flipping her out.

172
00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:05,985
She can't imagine
what you're doing here with me.

173
00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:08,525
Hot people are supposed to be
with hot people.

174
00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:12,658
- Excuse me.
- Dex. Shh!

175
00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:14,744
You're making
my girlfriend uncomfortable.

176
00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:15,998
- Dex. Stop it.
- What?

177
00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:19,127
Oh, my God. Ha-ha-ha.

178
00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:23,127
Oh. Now I remember why I had
such a crush on you in law school.

179
00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:24,336
No, you didn't.

180
00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:26,718
Course I did.

181
00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:30,380
Oh, come on. You knew.

182
00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:51,698
Two stops. Tenth and Second,
then down to Tribeca.

183
00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:03,083
I'm sorry.

184
00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:05,294
I don't know why I ...

185
00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:08,300
I was just a...

186
00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:28,940
Yeah, all right.
I'm thinking more like one stop.

187
00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:50,802
Rach? Rachel?

188
00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:54,055
Rach.

189
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,718
Rachel, pick up.

190
00:11:57,884 --> 00:12:00,558
Pick up, pick up, pick up.

191
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,097
Oh, my God.

192
00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:05,858
- Rachel. Rach.
- Oh, my God. What did I do?

193
00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:09,112
- I'm panicking.
- Dex never came home.

194
00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:10,487
Oh, no.

195
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:13,984
- Listen to me.
- Dex never came home and I don't...

196
00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,324
Fourteen missed calls.

197
00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:20,661
Oh, my God! Wait! Don't be naked!

198
00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:21,824
What...?

199
00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:28,165
- Should I answer it?
- What? No! No, no. Don't...

200
00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:30,459
Oh, Shit!

201
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:32,298
- Pants. What?
- I should answer.

202
00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:35,509
- Why isn't anyone answering?
- Don't answer the phone.

203
00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:37,674
- I'll just say ...
- Pick up the phone!

204
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,262
- What?
- Rach.

205
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:40,768
I don't know.

206
00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:43,680
It's an emergency,
and I think Dex is cheating on me.

207
00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:47,976
And I know it sounds so crazy, but,
hot people, they get cheated on sometimes.

208
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,525
- What do we do?
- Rachel.

209
00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:55,363
It'll be okay. It's gonna be okay.
We'll figure it out.

210
00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:58,653
I'll tell her I was with Marcus.

211
00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:00,697
God, I'm such a terrible person.

212
00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:02,035
what did I do?

213
00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:03,575
I mean, not just to her, but to you.

214
00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:08,292
Rachel, stop. It wasn't just you.

215
00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:12,550
Rachel, I...

216
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,432
I better go.

217
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,649
- Hello?
- Rach, where the hell have you been?

218
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,488
Dex didn't come home last night.

219
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,535
- Hello?
- Oh, my God.

220
00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:41,196
- Rachel.
- Yes, I heard you.

221
00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:42,909
He didn't come home last night.

222
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:46,076
He better have been hit by a car
or in jail or something.

223
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:47,414
Darcy, don't say that.

224
00:13:47,577 --> 00:13:48,920
Do you think he's cheating?

225
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:50,671
No.

226
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,918
- He loves you.
- I know he loves me, obviously.

227
00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:56,256
But where the hell is he?

228
00:13:56,419 --> 00:14:00,049
Did you see him last night? At the bar?
Did you see him when you left the bar?

229
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:01,261
Oh, yeah.

230
00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:06,225
Uh, he was with Marcus.
They were, uh, watching a game.

231
00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:07,934
A game? At 2 in the morning?

232
00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:13,194
It was something European.
Oh, cricket, maybe.

233
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,400
Cricket?

234
00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:16,773
Oh, my God. it's him.

235
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:20,489
I'm gonna see about this cricket crap.
I'll call you right back.

236
00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:26,162
Cricket. Cricket?

237
00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:55,187
You don't happen to have
four extra pens, do you?

238
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:57,401
Oh, I do, actually. I brought a bunch.

239
00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:02,568
You're making fun of me.

240
00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:05,488
No, I'm impressed.

241
00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:08,245
You're making me feel
really inadequate right now.

242
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:14,209
I'm Professor Dennis Zigman
and this is Torts.

243
00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:19,173
Never introduce
a contingency in your answer.

244
00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:25,680
A supposed tortfeasor may be argued
to have committed a tortious act...

245
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:27,844
...when four conditions have been met.

246
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:30,388
Each is necessary.
None is, in itself, sufficient.

247
00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:35,561
There must be a duty or obligation.
This duty must have been breached.

248
00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:40,106
- This breach must have caused damage.
- What about you?

249
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,525
Duty, breach, causation.

250
00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:43,534
That's okay. I'll just listen.

251
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:44,945
Damage.

252
00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:49,703
Thank you.

253
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:53,791
Duty, breach, causation, damage.

254
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:57,127
Now this duty is not a statutory duty.

255
00:15:57,999 --> 00:16:03,051
The breach. The breach may be
in the form of negligence.

256
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,236
- Darcy.
- It's Dex.

257
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,951
I borrowed her phone.

258
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:35,041
Um, I just wanted to make sure
that you were okay.

259
00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:38,833
Oh. Yeah, I'm fine.

260
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,591
Are you okay?

261
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,297
I, um ...

262
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:43,757
Hey. Who are you talking to?

263
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:45,922
It's Rachel.

264
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:49,763
Oh! Hey. Sorry.
Totally forgot to call you back.

265
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:51,894
Yeah, no. Is everything okay?

266
00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:55,273
No, it's fine. He just got drunk
and passed out at Marcus'. Whatever.

267
00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:57,900
- Wish her happy birthday.
- Oh, my God. Happy birthday.

268
00:16:58,059 --> 00:17:02,189
- Thanks. So everything's okay with Dex?
- Yeah, yeah.

269
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:06,735
Um, yeah. Yeah.

270
00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:09,529
Except he got a little weird...

271
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:12,539
...and acted really guilty
and said we have to have a talk.

272
00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:15,292
Talk about what?

273
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:17,920
I don't know. Whatever.

274
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,923
I gotta go. Kiss, kiss, kiss.

275
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:23,301
Wait, can I just talk to Dex real quick?

276
00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:36,810
Because the dress I picked was perfect.

277
00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:40,477
Unless this one's even more perfect.

278
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,240
Darcy, you look incredible.

279
00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:49,243
Wow. Wow.

280
00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:59,837
She's having her bridal moment.

281
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:09,673
Hey, Darce. You okay?

282
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,514
- You okay, Darce?
- No, I'm fine. I'm just...

283
00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:15,678
I wanna cry on the day...

284
00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:20,225
...so I wanna check my mascaras,
make sure it doesn't run...

285
00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:23,190
...so I'm trying out
all these different ones.

286
00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:31,619
My mascara. Is it running?

287
00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:36,875
I wish I could cry more.

288
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,665
Can we get a bigger train?

289
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,506
Shh!

290
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:49,629
Sorry.

291
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,848
Duty, breach, causation ...

292
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:55,968
- Oh, jeez.
- Hold on.

293
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,433
- What am I missing? What am I missing?
- Damages.

294
00:18:58,596 --> 00:18:59,722
Oh, Shit.

295
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:03,025
Sorry. I'm sorry.

296
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,649
Here.

297
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:09,065
Use a mnemonic.

298
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:13,236
D, B, C, D.

299
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,242
Deliver by Christmas Day.

300
00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:23,041
Don't blame Cameron Diaz.

301
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:28,004
- This isn't even that funny, is it?
- No.

302
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,589
It's not funny at all.

303
00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:46,568
How about when all of this is over...

304
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:51,699
...Dex buys celebratory dinner?

305
00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:55,653
Oh! Yeah.

306
00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:57,534
Sure.

307
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:34,988
- Actually, I spun the bottle.
- Yes.

308
00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:36,494
- I would spin the bottle.
- Ha-ha-ha.

309
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:40,828
And, well, she manipulated the bottle
so that it landed on me, of course.

310
00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:43,539
- And so we go in the closet.
- Ha-ha-ha.

311
00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:46,580
But it was one of the best kisses
I've ever had.

312
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,214
Wow.

313
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:55,179
- And ...
- And, um, my first kiss was on a golf course.

314
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:59,467
- Okay.
- In the middle of the night, and I was 13.

315
00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:01,636
- Ha-ha-ha.
- That's...

316
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:03,520
Crashing.

317
00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:10,695
Oh, I don't know. He's okay-looking.

318
00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:13,948
Dex, this is Darcy. Darcy, this is Dex.

319
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,154
You've been talking about him
for nine months.

320
00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:18,035
Well, he's been
a very great study partner.

321
00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:21,915
Wow. You two, lighten up.
Your tarts are over.

322
00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:23,619
- Torts. Th...
- Whatever.

323
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:24,955
Excuse me.

324
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:29,338
Uh, could we have six shots of tequila,
por favor?

325
00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:33,877
So games, fun, let's get this party started.
Truth or dare.

326
00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:35,295
Darcy.

327
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,555
It'll be fun. Come on.

328
00:21:40,883 --> 00:21:43,557
Okay, fine. I'll start. Dare.

329
00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:47,394
Ask Rachel out on a real date
instead of whatever this is.

330
00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:52,695
Darce. We're just friends.

331
00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:57,567
Fine. Then ask me out.

332
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:02,200
Hey, don't look at me.

333
00:22:04,365 --> 00:22:08,245
- Who are you?
- Who am I? I, counselor, am fun.

334
00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:10,959
Which you look like you could use
a lot more of.

335
00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:12,589
- Oh, is that so?
Mm-hm.

336
00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:14,921
Yeah, it is fun, so I'm willing to share.

337
00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:17,428
- Are you always this obnoxious?
- Ha-ha-ha.

338
00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:20,089
- Yes. I am. Does that surprise you?
- Yeah.

339
00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:22,975
Surprise me? No. You seem like trouble.

340
00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:24,180
Trouble?

341
00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:27,889
Rachel.

342
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:30,182
Did you hear me? Rachel?

343
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:35,359
Veil, no veil?

344
00:22:38,107 --> 00:22:39,484
Hmm?

345
00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:44,788
Veil.

346
00:22:46,907 --> 00:22:49,205
Oh, come on, Rachel. I mean, really.

347
00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:52,713
You're 30, you can't afford to be picky.

348
00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:57,423
Oh, my God. I can't believe I forgot to
tell you. Guess who thinks you're hot.

349
00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,962
Marcus.

350
00:23:00,129 --> 00:23:01,130
Oh.

351
00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:03,720
Dex's friend, Marcus.
He was at your party.

352
00:23:04,592 --> 00:23:07,141
- Yeah, no.
- What?

353
00:23:07,303 --> 00:23:09,476
Oh, my God. You're like ...

354
00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:11,390
Whatever. So guess what I did.

355
00:23:11,599 --> 00:23:15,570
I convinced Marcus to take
the last bedroom in the Hamptons house.

356
00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:17,822
- Darcy.
- What? it'll be so fun.

357
00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:20,449
It'll be like
your own little live-in boy toy.

358
00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:24,329
Actually, I'm gonna have to work
most weekends.

359
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,578
- Hey.
- Hey.

360
00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:30,163
Can't believe I'm doing this.

361
00:23:30,326 --> 00:23:34,331
Oh, stop it. it's one weekend.
It's gonna be beautiful. You can write.

362
00:23:34,496 --> 00:23:35,748
What are you talking about?

363
00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:39,089
The Hamptons are like a zombie movie
directed by Ralph Lauren.

364
00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:41,629
And I won't be doing a lot of writing...

365
00:23:41,795 --> 00:23:45,015
...seeing as how
I'm your sexual chaperone from Marco.

366
00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:46,676
- Marcus.
- Marky.

367
00:23:46,842 --> 00:23:47,968
- Marcus.
- Doesn't matter.

368
00:23:53,807 --> 00:23:55,480
- No.
- Yikes.

369
00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:57,520
No, please tell me he's not coming.

370
00:23:57,686 --> 00:24:00,235
- Good night, everybody.
- Darcy, be nice.

371
00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:04,778
What's with the backpack, Ethan?
Like 1982.

372
00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:06,946
- You're lame.
- You're lame.

373
00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:11,959
- Hey. What's up, buddy?
- Hey, look who it is. it's this guy.

374
00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:14,040
Dude. Three chicks, three dudes.

375
00:24:14,203 --> 00:24:15,830
- Hi.
- Thanks, bro.

376
00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:18,545
- Get on in there, doggie.
- Don't touch me, though.

377
00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:22,052
- Here... That's all right. I got it.
- No, it's okay. I got it. Thank you.

378
00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:23,554
I got that one.

379
00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:26,431
By the way, Ethan,
you're sleeping in a little girl's room.

380
00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:28,137
Oh, great. You're gross.

381
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,803
Pay the toll. Pay the toll.

382
00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:32,972
- I'll get one later.
- Sun waiting for us!

383
00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:34,890
- You ready? You ready?
- Whoo!

384
00:24:35,057 --> 00:24:37,480
The Hamptons, baby, huh?

385
00:25:20,269 --> 00:25:23,113
Oh, my God, you guys.
Welcome.

386
00:25:59,850 --> 00:26:01,727
Oh, my God. Honey. Honey.

387
00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:03,362
- Save it for the honeymoon.
- Yes.

388
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,488
I'd like to make a toast.

389
00:26:05,647 --> 00:26:07,320
Here...

390
00:26:08,150 --> 00:26:12,075
...is to my last and best summer
of my former life...

391
00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:15,579
...before I become Mrs. Dexter Thaler.

392
00:26:15,741 --> 00:26:20,247
May we all come up here as often
as possible before Labor Day...

393
00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:23,837
...and spend the summer full of sun,
fun, drinking, partying...

394
00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:25,501
We should do some shots.

395
00:26:26,877 --> 00:26:28,003
Cheers.

396
00:26:28,170 --> 00:26:29,672
- Cheers.
- Cheers, buddy.

397
00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:34,184
Cheers. Look in the eyes.
Look in the eyes, everybody. In the eyes.

398
00:26:34,343 --> 00:26:36,141
Bad luck if you don't do it.

399
00:26:36,303 --> 00:26:39,603
Dex, Rachel, look in each ether's eyes.

400
00:26:39,765 --> 00:26:40,857
Let's go out!

401
00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:42,438
Let's go to the Jetty.

402
00:27:01,703 --> 00:27:03,205
- You gotta stop staring.
- What?

403
00:27:03,372 --> 00:27:04,715
I wasn't.

404
00:27:04,915 --> 00:27:07,668
What?
I'm talking about cuckoo bird over there.

405
00:27:07,835 --> 00:27:10,634
Look at her. She's just a little gremlin.

406
00:27:10,796 --> 00:27:13,140
She's like some weird animal.

407
00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:16,017
She's like a freaking circus animal.

408
00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:18,019
- What is that?
- Oh, just stop it.

409
00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:20,977
She's a perfectly normal woman
who made the great mistake...

410
00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:24,019
...of thinking some man wanted her
when all he wanted was sex.

411
00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:27,905
- Thanks, Oprah. I don't need...
- Just go talk to her.

412
00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:30,900
Okay. I should totally do that.

413
00:27:32,901 --> 00:27:33,902
Not now, I'm not.

414
00:27:40,576 --> 00:27:42,328
Oh, oh, oh!

415
00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:44,212
What's up? How you doing?

416
00:27:44,621 --> 00:27:47,249
- Ooh! Hey!
- Too much? Too much? All right.

417
00:27:51,753 --> 00:27:53,346
How you doing?

418
00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:56,099
Could I get a Maker's on the rocks, please?
Thank you.

419
00:27:56,258 --> 00:27:57,510
You're like a shark.

420
00:27:57,926 --> 00:28:00,600
That kind of hurts my feelings a little bit.

421
00:28:00,804 --> 00:28:02,602
I'm actually a pretty sensitive guy.

422
00:28:02,764 --> 00:28:06,234
- Oh, really?
- Once, when I was 9 years old...

423
00:28:06,435 --> 00:28:08,108
...I saved the life of a chipmunk.

424
00:28:08,270 --> 00:28:09,522
A chipmunk.

425
00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:12,783
He fell out of our tree and almost died.
He didn't know what to do.

426
00:28:12,941 --> 00:28:14,284
He couldn't move his legs.

427
00:28:14,443 --> 00:28:18,073
So I built a tiny little splint
for his tiny, little broken leg.

428
00:28:18,614 --> 00:28:20,457
And I carried him around
in a BabyBjörn.

429
00:28:20,616 --> 00:28:24,291
And all the kids in my neighborhood,
they laughed. They made fun of me.

430
00:28:24,453 --> 00:28:27,627
They threw rocks at me. But I didn't care.

431
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,088
- You know why?
- Why?

432
00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:33,299
Because all I saw was this little fur ball
that needed love.

433
00:28:34,254 --> 00:28:37,884
That's really sweet.

434
00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:40,470
I know.

435
00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:46,187
So next time you wanna call somebody
a shark, just remember the chipmunk.

436
00:28:48,894 --> 00:28:50,146
All right.

437
00:28:50,312 --> 00:28:55,864
How about we go outside
and get a little fresh air? What?

438
00:28:56,026 --> 00:28:58,779
- No. Sorry. Not my thing.
- Ha-ha-ha.

439
00:28:58,946 --> 00:29:00,573
- Not your thing?
- Not my thing.

440
00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:01,991
Okay.

441
00:29:06,495 --> 00:29:08,668
You know what? Why not?

442
00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:14,090
God, I'm good.

443
00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:17,176
I don't know what you're talking about.

444
00:29:17,339 --> 00:29:20,468
- But where did the guy end up?
- We never spoke to him again.

445
00:29:31,895 --> 00:29:33,647
Bedtime, baby.

446
00:29:38,485 --> 00:29:40,487
Yeah, you two should go.

447
00:29:41,947 --> 00:29:44,871
You know what, hon?
I'm actually not that tired.

448
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,713
Good.

449
00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:54,543
Yeah, well, good night, man.

450
00:29:54,710 --> 00:29:55,711
What a great day, huh?

451
00:29:56,169 --> 00:29:58,388
Come here. Love you.

452
00:29:58,547 --> 00:29:59,890
Come on.

453
00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:01,800
- So hot.
- Good night, Marcus.

454
00:30:05,345 --> 00:30:07,723
Night, you two.

455
00:30:08,223 --> 00:30:10,976
- Have fun.
- Good night.

456
00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:27,709
Alone at last.

457
00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:33,086
Here we go. Yeah.

458
00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:35,125
Oh, Dex.

459
00:30:35,751 --> 00:30:36,798
Dex.

460
00:30:39,713 --> 00:30:41,090
- Is that...?
- It's a cat.

461
00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:43,258
Oh, that was no cat.

462
00:30:45,761 --> 00:30:49,015
I'm really digging the ambience
in this house.

463
00:30:54,144 --> 00:30:57,193
- Hey. Hey.
- Oh.

464
00:30:58,357 --> 00:31:02,078
- It's so, like, crazy out there.
- Is it?

465
00:31:02,235 --> 00:31:06,115
Um, do you think maybe I could, uh,
could sleep in here? In this room?

466
00:31:06,615 --> 00:31:09,585
No. Nope. Nope.

467
00:31:10,077 --> 00:31:12,330
Because it's ...

468
00:31:13,246 --> 00:31:14,748
Claire, I'm ...

469
00:31:14,915 --> 00:31:18,920
I'm really sorry. I should've talked
to you about this before.

470
00:31:19,086 --> 00:31:21,635
I'm just... I can tell you from in there.

471
00:31:22,005 --> 00:31:23,507
Um ...

472
00:31:25,634 --> 00:31:29,138
I think I'm gay.

473
00:31:29,679 --> 00:31:31,681
That came out wrong. I'm definitely gay.

474
00:31:31,848 --> 00:31:33,850
I'm really gay. I'm just figuring it out.

475
00:31:34,017 --> 00:31:36,145
- Oh, my God.
- This weekend's been a lot.

476
00:31:36,311 --> 00:31:40,566
I'm a little... Feeling vulnerable,
excited, liberated. Things...

477
00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:42,154
Phew. Got a lot going on.

478
00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:44,615
All these things I'm dealing with,
it's just ...

479
00:31:44,778 --> 00:31:47,281
There's not enough room for all of it
and you.

480
00:31:47,447 --> 00:31:48,994
- Okay.
- You know?

481
00:31:49,157 --> 00:31:50,534
- So ...
- Okay.

482
00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:53,453
All right. Thanks for being cool with it.

483
00:31:54,955 --> 00:31:56,002
I accept.

484
00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:58,921
- You accept what now?
- I accept the challenge.

485
00:31:59,084 --> 00:32:02,634
I accept the challenge
of being your partner in this journey.

486
00:32:02,796 --> 00:32:05,424
No. You're not getting it.
I don't need you as a partner.

487
00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:08,184
I need another partner.
I need, like, a guy partner.

488
00:32:08,343 --> 00:32:10,186
Like, dudes, maybe a lot of them.

489
00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:12,560
Yes. We're gonna work through this.

490
00:32:12,722 --> 00:32:15,316
There's no working through it.
It's not a curable thing.

491
00:32:15,475 --> 00:32:16,977
This I got.

492
00:32:17,519 --> 00:32:20,022
- We start tomorrow.
- We're not... What are we starting?

493
00:32:20,188 --> 00:32:23,658
- Yeah.
- What? Claire. Claire!

494
00:32:23,817 --> 00:32:25,364
Yeah.

495
00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:29,702
Yeah! Yeah!

496
00:32:35,203 --> 00:32:37,331
- Well, I'm out of here.
- What?

497
00:32:37,497 --> 00:32:38,840
You're leaving?

498
00:32:39,499 --> 00:32:42,378
- No.
- My boss called. I have to go in.

499
00:32:42,544 --> 00:32:45,844
Tell him you can't. What an ass.

500
00:32:46,006 --> 00:32:48,008
Ass face.

501
00:32:49,843 --> 00:32:52,392
- I know.
- Will you make her stay?

502
00:32:53,054 --> 00:32:54,647
Rachel, you really should stay.

503
00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:56,900
You're gonna miss them shooting
another porno.

504
00:32:57,058 --> 00:32:59,152
You are obviously
still so in love with me.

505
00:32:59,311 --> 00:33:00,358
Obviously.

506
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:03,820
Do we have the number for a taxi?
I need to get to the Jitney.

507
00:33:04,357 --> 00:33:06,075
It's okay.

508
00:33:06,568 --> 00:33:07,615
I could take you.

509
00:33:07,777 --> 00:33:10,075
Yeah. Honey will take you.

510
00:33:11,531 --> 00:33:13,329
Well, there you go.

511
00:33:27,464 --> 00:33:30,058
You don't really have to go, do you?

512
00:33:32,552 --> 00:33:37,274
I'm sorry. Can we, um...?
Can we just forget this happened?

513
00:33:38,975 --> 00:33:40,443
Okay.

514
00:33:43,104 --> 00:33:45,106
We'll forget it happened.

515
00:33:45,273 --> 00:33:47,241
Good. Why did it happen?

516
00:33:49,236 --> 00:33:50,738
Why did you kiss me?

517
00:33:53,073 --> 00:33:54,120
Yeah ...

518
00:33:56,451 --> 00:33:57,452
We shouldn't ...

519
00:33:58,578 --> 00:34:00,046
You were having wedding jitters.

520
00:34:00,205 --> 00:34:02,082
And I was emotional
about turning 30.

521
00:34:02,249 --> 00:34:04,593
- We were both really drunk.
- I wasn't that drunk.

522
00:34:06,962 --> 00:34:08,134
What?

523
00:34:09,297 --> 00:34:11,140
I wasn't that drunk.

524
00:34:13,635 --> 00:34:16,309
- I'm sorry. I shouldn't even...
- No, it was just a mistake.

525
00:34:16,471 --> 00:34:17,518
It was a big mistake.

526
00:34:17,681 --> 00:34:20,480
Yeah, you know what?
It was, ha, a big mistake.

527
00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:54,392
So how was the rest of the weekend?

528
00:34:54,551 --> 00:34:56,974
I just had the best time
with your boyfriend, Marco.

529
00:34:57,137 --> 00:34:58,764
- Marcus.
- Doesn't matter.

530
00:34:59,806 --> 00:35:01,433
Everybody was okay with me leaving?

531
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:04,228
You know, Darcy?
Dex? Anybody say anything?

532
00:35:04,394 --> 00:35:07,773
Well, we all had a good cry, but then...
No. No one cared. Why?

533
00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:08,986
Nothing.

534
00:35:09,858 --> 00:35:12,452
I'm having dinner with Darcy.
She said it was important.

535
00:35:12,611 --> 00:35:15,364
It's important?
Oh, my God, should I be there?

536
00:35:15,655 --> 00:35:17,077
Ha.

537
00:35:18,199 --> 00:35:19,246
Oh, that's great.

538
00:35:29,502 --> 00:35:31,220
Just because we didn't...

539
00:35:33,506 --> 00:35:34,632
Rachel is here.

540
00:35:35,050 --> 00:35:36,347
Oh. Rach.

541
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:39,013
- Rach, we're back here.
- A bit short.

542
00:35:42,349 --> 00:35:43,976
- Hi.
- Hi.

543
00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:45,189
Do you wanna sit down?

544
00:35:45,352 --> 00:35:49,357
No, that's okay. I just... I thought that
we were having dinner alone, Darce.

545
00:35:49,522 --> 00:35:50,648
- Right.
- SO did I.

546
00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:55,070
We're not. There's something the three
of us need to talk about that's important.

547
00:35:55,236 --> 00:35:57,238
Let me get a chair. Can I steal this?

548
00:35:58,573 --> 00:36:01,577
Scoot over just a smidge. Thank you.

549
00:36:05,330 --> 00:36:07,003
Okay.

550
00:36:12,796 --> 00:36:16,050
There's something going on here,
and I think we all know what it is.

551
00:36:19,219 --> 00:36:21,267
I know there's something going on.

552
00:36:23,890 --> 00:36:25,858
I've been noticing this for a while.

553
00:36:26,476 --> 00:36:29,525
And I read in Cosmopolitan magazine toda...
Well, I skimmed it.

554
00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:35,536
And it said it's normal for the best friend
and the fiancé to be...

555
00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:38,948
...upset about losing the attention
of the bride.

556
00:36:42,992 --> 00:36:44,744
That is what's going on here, right?

557
00:36:46,621 --> 00:36:47,622
Actually...

558
00:36:47,789 --> 00:36:49,257
- Guilty.
- Yeah.

559
00:36:49,416 --> 00:36:52,295
- That's it. That's it.
- Okay, all right. Let's get over it now.

560
00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:55,555
Let's move on from this,
because there are no third wheels.

561
00:36:55,714 --> 00:36:59,469
I love you both.

562
00:36:59,634 --> 00:37:00,931
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

563
00:37:01,094 --> 00:37:04,314
Yes, thank you for dinner.

564
00:37:05,765 --> 00:37:08,234
So did you and Marcus do it?

565
00:37:08,393 --> 00:37:09,895
- Darcy.
Heh-heh-heh.

566
00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:12,530
It's a legitimate question.

567
00:37:12,689 --> 00:37:13,781
Did you?

568
00:37:15,024 --> 00:37:16,492
- Tell me.
- No.

569
00:37:16,651 --> 00:37:18,153
Was he a good kisser at least?

570
00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:19,992
- Will you leave her alone?
- Come on.

571
00:37:20,155 --> 00:37:23,659
Shush. This is between me
and my best girlfriend.

572
00:37:25,910 --> 00:37:27,162
Well?

573
00:37:27,579 --> 00:37:28,831
- Was he?
- Hmm?

574
00:37:30,498 --> 00:37:34,253
I knew it. I knew it. Will you tell Dex
he doesn't know you at all?

575
00:37:34,419 --> 00:37:38,674
He was like, "She's not into him.
Why would she be into him?"

576
00:37:39,424 --> 00:37:41,176
I just ...

577
00:37:42,343 --> 00:37:46,189
- I think you two are different. That's all.
- So?

578
00:37:46,347 --> 00:37:48,566
So what? We're different.

579
00:37:48,975 --> 00:37:51,854
If people fell in love based on similarities,
the two of you would be a couple.

580
00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:53,442
I'm gonna get a taxi.

581
00:37:53,605 --> 00:37:55,858
- Okay.
- Meet me up front.

582
00:37:56,024 --> 00:37:57,776
Are you gonna leave me?

583
00:38:02,947 --> 00:38:05,370
Okay. Maid of honor favor.

584
00:38:05,867 --> 00:38:09,041
You have to see this '90s cover band
with me tomorrow night.

585
00:38:09,204 --> 00:38:10,376
For the wedding.

586
00:38:10,872 --> 00:38:14,376
You have to. It's the only time
they're playing and Dex loves the band.

587
00:38:14,542 --> 00:38:16,761
- I'm slammed at work.
- Promised him I'd go.

588
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:21,676
He's working. You're coming. Please?
You have way better taste than me.

589
00:38:21,841 --> 00:38:23,514
Than I. it's "than I."

590
00:38:23,676 --> 00:38:25,553
- You have better taste than I.
- Than I do.

591
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:27,472
Sounds weird.

592
00:38:27,722 --> 00:38:29,224
Fine. Ahem.

593
00:38:30,058 --> 00:38:31,901
When do I ever say no to you?

594
00:38:37,232 --> 00:38:41,578
How's it gonna be

595
00:38:41,736 --> 00:38:45,912
When you don't know me any more?

596
00:38:46,074 --> 00:38:47,747
Hey. Where are you?

597
00:38:47,909 --> 00:38:49,411
Oh, something came up.

598
00:38:49,577 --> 00:38:50,749
Wait, you're not coming?

599
00:38:50,912 --> 00:38:53,506
Well, I... Ow!

600
00:38:54,582 --> 00:38:58,587
Um, why don't you just listen to a couple
songs and call me after? I gotta go.

601
00:39:00,505 --> 00:39:04,760
How's it gonna be

602
00:39:04,926 --> 00:39:11,855
When you don't know me any more?

603
00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:16,567
How's it gonna be

604
00:39:16,729 --> 00:39:19,949
How's it gonna be?

605
00:39:22,318 --> 00:39:24,992
How's it gonna be?

606
00:39:28,157 --> 00:39:31,411
How's it gonna be?

607
00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:36,754
How's it gonna be?

608
00:39:43,631 --> 00:39:47,226
Step out the front door
Like a ghost into the fog

609
00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:53,142
Where no one notices the contrast
Of white on white

610
00:39:53,308 --> 00:39:58,781
In between the moon and you
Angels get a better view

611
00:39:58,938 --> 00:40:00,736
I can't believe she sent you here.

612
00:40:01,190 --> 00:40:02,442
- It's fine.
- No.

613
00:40:02,901 --> 00:40:06,075
This is not fine.

614
00:40:10,742 --> 00:40:13,336
How come you never told me
how you felt in law school?

615
00:40:15,204 --> 00:40:19,004
Dex, I never should have
said anything. I'm ...

616
00:40:19,667 --> 00:40:22,261
I just wish I would've known.

617
00:40:23,504 --> 00:40:24,676
What do you mean?

618
00:40:26,966 --> 00:40:30,687
Rachel, you were all I ever thought about
in law school.

619
00:40:32,347 --> 00:40:35,271
Did you really not know that?

620
00:40:40,063 --> 00:40:41,531
Why are you saying this to me?

621
00:40:41,689 --> 00:40:43,111
- Rachel...
- Wait, don't.

622
00:40:43,733 --> 00:40:45,701
- Please, don't.
- Rachel.

623
00:40:45,860 --> 00:40:50,957
This is not wedding jitters. It never was.

624
00:40:52,367 --> 00:40:58,841
I just...
I can't stop thinking about you...

625
00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:03,386
...and I don't know what to do.

626
00:41:05,588 --> 00:41:07,636
Rachel, look at me.

627
00:41:08,424 --> 00:41:10,392
Look at me.

628
00:41:12,804 --> 00:41:17,731
If you feel the same way about me,
tell me now.

629
00:41:18,601 --> 00:41:20,319
Please.

630
00:41:21,062 --> 00:41:23,064
Just tell me now.

631
00:41:26,901 --> 00:41:28,073
I can't.

632
00:41:29,946 --> 00:41:31,664
It's too late.

633
00:41:34,575 --> 00:41:36,168
It's too late.

634
00:41:38,162 --> 00:41:41,507
We all look the same

635
00:42:19,078 --> 00:42:21,331
I do feel the same way.

636
00:42:21,664 --> 00:42:23,666
I wish I didn't.

637
00:42:24,292 --> 00:42:25,965
But I do.

638
00:42:54,113 --> 00:42:59,335
Hey. I can't stop
thinking about what just happened.

639
00:42:59,660 --> 00:43:01,788
God, this is crazy.

640
00:43:01,954 --> 00:43:07,506
But I just wanna make sure you come
to the Hamptons this weekend.

641
00:43:08,294 --> 00:43:13,050
I, um, hope to see you there. Okay.

642
00:43:24,393 --> 00:43:26,191
Lunchtime!

643
00:43:31,818 --> 00:43:34,367
- Hey.
- Hey.

644
00:43:35,029 --> 00:43:37,373
- How are you?
- I'm good. How are you?

645
00:43:37,532 --> 00:43:39,205
Ha-ha-ha. Hi.

646
00:43:40,535 --> 00:43:43,163
- I, uh, forgot something.
- Ugh.

647
00:43:43,955 --> 00:43:46,253
- What a dramatic day.
- It is.

648
00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:49,885
Oh. Heh-heh-heh.

649
00:43:50,044 --> 00:43:51,387
Why are you wearing that?

650
00:43:51,754 --> 00:43:55,384
What? Why shouldn't gays have
the same rights as we do?

651
00:43:55,550 --> 00:43:58,269
I'm gonna go grab a beer.
Do you guys want anything?

652
00:43:58,427 --> 00:43:59,849
I'll have a beer.

653
00:44:00,012 --> 00:44:01,559
I agree, I just ...

654
00:44:01,973 --> 00:44:03,691
Hey, Rach.

655
00:44:04,058 --> 00:44:08,404
I'm sorry about that.
Uh, I was just thinking...

656
00:44:22,827 --> 00:44:24,249
No peppers, right, baby?

657
00:44:24,412 --> 00:44:26,585
- When did you get here?
- Uh, this morning.

658
00:44:26,747 --> 00:44:29,842
I didn't invite you back another weekend.
So why are you here?

659
00:44:30,501 --> 00:44:34,256
Because I love you
and I can't stand to be away from you.

660
00:44:34,422 --> 00:44:35,924
And, also, my apartment flooded.

661
00:44:36,090 --> 00:44:38,388
Really? It flooded? That's so weird.
I don't care.

662
00:44:38,551 --> 00:44:39,803
- Darcy.
- That's crazy.

663
00:44:39,969 --> 00:44:43,098
Be nice to him. He's going through
something very difficult.

664
00:44:43,264 --> 00:44:46,939
Thank you. Well, no, it was just
the apartment flooding is the only thing.

665
00:44:48,561 --> 00:44:50,529
I think I need a wet nap.

666
00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:52,110
You do.

667
00:44:54,108 --> 00:44:55,735
Good spread.

668
00:44:55,943 --> 00:44:57,445
Spaghetti.

669
00:45:02,241 --> 00:45:04,369
We're allowed to have guests, right?

670
00:45:04,535 --> 00:45:06,082
Is there any vodka?

671
00:45:08,372 --> 00:45:11,125
Mom, don't worry.

672
00:45:11,959 --> 00:45:16,305
Yeah, no, it shouldn't be a problem.
Okay, well, I'll call you tomorrow.

673
00:45:16,714 --> 00:45:18,808
It's all gonna be fine, Mom.

674
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,518
I love you too.

675
00:45:26,140 --> 00:45:27,232
That your mom?

676
00:45:29,852 --> 00:45:31,445
Is she not doing well again?

677
00:45:31,854 --> 00:45:36,155
She's actually getting better.
She's so excited about the wedding.

678
00:45:37,902 --> 00:45:40,200
Right. Ahem.

679
00:45:43,407 --> 00:45:45,660
You know, when I was a kid...

680
00:45:47,578 --> 00:45:51,833
...and her depression got really bad,
my father made sure he wasn't around...

681
00:45:52,333 --> 00:45:54,552
...so I'd just try to cheer her up.

682
00:45:55,503 --> 00:45:57,505
The worst part was...

683
00:45:57,672 --> 00:46:02,849
...I actually was afraid that if I couldn't
make her happy, I'd lose her.

684
00:46:04,512 --> 00:46:06,264
That's a good reason to be afraid.

685
00:46:10,601 --> 00:46:16,199
Dex! FedEx! it's our proofs
for our wedding invites! Come see!

686
00:46:17,066 --> 00:46:19,694
I'm sorry we haven't had any time to talk.

687
00:46:33,457 --> 00:46:35,209
Nice jeans, dude.

688
00:46:35,376 --> 00:46:36,502
Nice hair, bro.

689
00:46:36,669 --> 00:46:38,888
You wanna go
dip your toes in the water with me?

690
00:46:41,048 --> 00:46:44,643
I think she's asleep. Or dead.

691
00:46:44,802 --> 00:46:46,520
Well, I'm gonna go.

692
00:46:55,730 --> 00:46:58,483
- Something tells me you're not kidding.
- I'm not.

693
00:47:02,945 --> 00:47:04,697
Ha-ha-ha.

694
00:47:04,864 --> 00:47:10,542
That's, like, the fakest laugh.
What's wrong with you lately?

695
00:47:11,162 --> 00:47:13,506
I'm sorry. I'm just a little tense.

696
00:47:13,664 --> 00:47:15,291
Tense.

697
00:47:17,209 --> 00:47:21,510
I love you, baby,
even when you're tense.

698
00:47:22,131 --> 00:47:23,474
What are you doing?

699
00:47:23,632 --> 00:47:24,724
What do you mean?

700
00:47:24,884 --> 00:47:26,602
What am I doing?

701
00:47:27,136 --> 00:47:29,264
Don't even think about it.

702
00:47:30,890 --> 00:47:33,188
What did I Say, huh?

703
00:47:33,684 --> 00:47:36,437
Darcy, you're so dead.

704
00:47:54,622 --> 00:47:57,546
When I need to get away
I turn it up

705
00:47:57,708 --> 00:48:01,463
I let it play
Let the DJ show me the way of the player

706
00:48:01,629 --> 00:48:03,176
Until I'm feeling as good as

707
00:48:03,339 --> 00:48:07,389
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh

708
00:48:07,551 --> 00:48:10,179
Oh, oh, oh

709
00:48:10,346 --> 00:48:12,974
We came here to party

710
00:48:13,140 --> 00:48:15,108
- My mom didn't know what I was doing.
- Oh, oh, oh

711
00:48:15,267 --> 00:48:19,272
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh

712
00:48:19,438 --> 00:48:21,816
We came here to party

713
00:48:21,982 --> 00:48:24,576
Oh, oh, oh

714
00:48:24,735 --> 00:48:26,282
- Get away from me.
- Oh, oh, oh

715
00:48:26,445 --> 00:48:29,995
Oh, oh, oh

716
00:48:30,157 --> 00:48:34,162
So I built this tiny little splint
for his tiny little broken leg.

717
00:48:34,328 --> 00:48:38,049
And I had to do CPR on him. You couldn't
push hard. You had to just blow it...

718
00:48:38,207 --> 00:48:39,675
- I need him. I'm sorry.
- Oh!

719
00:48:39,834 --> 00:48:41,256
Oh, God! I need you.

720
00:48:41,419 --> 00:48:43,421
Aah! Yeah!

721
00:48:45,756 --> 00:48:47,099
Bring it back to me

722
00:48:47,258 --> 00:48:49,511
Hit the players' club
For about a month or two

723
00:48:49,677 --> 00:48:50,769
Yeah, Rachel!

724
00:48:50,928 --> 00:48:53,727
I found you
Ms. New Booty

725
00:48:53,889 --> 00:48:54,936
Do it, girl!

726
00:48:55,099 --> 00:48:59,149
I'm here for you, baby! Whatever you need!
Whatever you need, baby!

727
00:48:59,311 --> 00:49:02,360
Put a tan on it
Then see what it do

728
00:49:02,523 --> 00:49:03,866
Get it right
Get it right, get it tight

729
00:49:04,024 --> 00:49:05,617
Oh, yeah.

730
00:49:06,026 --> 00:49:07,528
No.

731
00:49:07,695 --> 00:49:09,242
Give him your back. Give him your back.

732
00:49:09,405 --> 00:49:11,658
Girl, I don't need you
But you need me

733
00:49:11,824 --> 00:49:14,202
Take it off let it Hop
Shake it freely

734
00:49:15,536 --> 00:49:19,086
I let 'em tell itself
And you ain't gotta sell, girl, it sell itself

735
00:49:19,248 --> 00:49:21,125
Like nothing else
Yeah, I'm a country boy

736
00:49:21,292 --> 00:49:22,794
Yeah.

737
00:49:24,044 --> 00:49:27,719
Ain't life grand?
Live it up, daddy

738
00:49:31,510 --> 00:49:33,387
Yeah, get in there.

739
00:49:36,056 --> 00:49:37,103
Are you all right?

740
00:49:37,266 --> 00:49:39,234
Yeah, no, I just think I pulled something.

741
00:49:39,393 --> 00:49:41,145
Your vagina?

742
00:49:41,312 --> 00:49:43,406
No, I didn't pull my vagina.

743
00:49:43,564 --> 00:49:49,412
- Ha-ha-ha. I'm just kidding.
- I just pulled near my vagina.

744
00:49:50,905 --> 00:49:52,202
She's fine, she's fine.

745
00:50:31,570 --> 00:50:35,120
Now I know how many flowers it takes
for you to call me back when you're mad.

746
00:50:35,699 --> 00:50:37,497
Sorry. It just ...

747
00:50:37,660 --> 00:50:41,665
Look, I know this weekend wasn't
what we had hoped it would be.

748
00:50:41,830 --> 00:50:43,878
No, it wasn't just this weekend.

749
00:50:44,041 --> 00:50:47,591
It's watching you with her.
And knowing what we're doing.

750
00:50:47,753 --> 00:50:50,381
What are we doing? It's just ...

751
00:50:51,215 --> 00:50:54,845
It's hard to see you with her, Dex.

752
00:50:55,386 --> 00:50:57,980
I can't believe I'm saying these things.

753
00:50:58,806 --> 00:51:01,685
Rachel, what we need
is some time alone.

754
00:51:02,851 --> 00:51:04,444
Just the two of us.

755
00:51:04,603 --> 00:51:07,356
You know what,
next weekend is the Fourth of July.

756
00:51:07,523 --> 00:51:09,617
I'll say I have to work.

757
00:51:10,192 --> 00:51:11,990
And it'll be like a time-out.

758
00:51:12,486 --> 00:51:14,705
A time-out to see what this is...

759
00:51:14,863 --> 00:51:19,744
...without anyone or anything around us.

760
00:51:25,291 --> 00:51:26,338
What do you say?

761
00:51:28,627 --> 00:51:30,345
Gotta go. Call you back.

762
00:51:31,088 --> 00:51:33,932
Sorry. Started without you. Good God.
Who are those from?

763
00:51:34,883 --> 00:51:39,013
- Uh, Marcus.
- Really? Because they look expensive.

764
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:41,273
- Should we go?
- Yes, we should.

765
00:51:41,432 --> 00:51:43,309
And that was him
on the phone too, right?

766
00:51:43,475 --> 00:51:45,523
- You doing good?
- Should we go?

767
00:51:46,395 --> 00:51:48,693
Yes, we should. There's a note.

768
00:51:49,356 --> 00:51:50,699
It's private. Come on.

769
00:51:50,858 --> 00:51:53,657
Come on.
I was just gonna check his spelling.

770
00:51:53,819 --> 00:51:56,197
- Heh.
- Rachel.

771
00:51:58,240 --> 00:52:00,538
Rachel, who are the flowers from?

772
00:52:03,871 --> 00:52:05,714
Do you want me to guess?

773
00:52:06,540 --> 00:52:08,213
Please don't.

774
00:52:13,047 --> 00:52:15,391
Please say something.

775
00:52:15,549 --> 00:52:20,396
I don't know what you want me to say.
I mean, I guess I'm impressed, actually.

776
00:52:20,554 --> 00:52:24,024
I didn't think you had it in you.
Him either.

777
00:52:24,808 --> 00:52:27,436
It's nothing to be proud of.

778
00:52:28,187 --> 00:52:29,780
Oh, my God, it's terrible.

779
00:52:29,938 --> 00:52:32,407
Why? Nobody's married yet.

780
00:52:32,566 --> 00:52:35,866
And, besides, sometimes good people
do bad things, right?

781
00:52:36,403 --> 00:52:39,907
And, hey, I could see you guys together.

782
00:52:43,285 --> 00:52:44,912
So, what's the plan?

783
00:52:45,079 --> 00:52:47,878
You gonna stay here,
spend Fourth of July weekend with him?

784
00:52:48,582 --> 00:52:53,930
He wants to spend some time together
to see what this thing is.

785
00:52:54,338 --> 00:52:55,681
And what do you want?

786
00:52:56,423 --> 00:53:00,894
I want not to want him.

787
00:53:01,845 --> 00:53:02,892
Is that true?

788
00:53:05,474 --> 00:53:07,272
I don't know.

789
00:53:09,186 --> 00:53:10,984
Well, I can tell you this.

790
00:53:11,438 --> 00:53:13,782
If the roles were reversed...

791
00:53:14,274 --> 00:53:16,026
...Darcy wouldn't even hesitate.

792
00:53:18,529 --> 00:53:20,452
Darcy, I really have to get back to work.

793
00:53:20,614 --> 00:53:22,582
What about these?

794
00:53:23,117 --> 00:53:24,960
Did you hear me?

795
00:53:25,411 --> 00:53:27,755
- Can I read you something?
- Can you read it fast?

796
00:53:27,913 --> 00:53:29,506
- It's my vows.
- I have to be...

797
00:53:35,003 --> 00:53:36,050
Sit.

798
00:53:37,297 --> 00:53:38,799
Ready?

799
00:53:39,675 --> 00:53:41,143
"Dex.

800
00:53:43,011 --> 00:53:44,809
Dex.

801
00:53:45,264 --> 00:53:50,771
Our love is like the ocean.
Endless and deep, always flowing."

802
00:53:53,856 --> 00:53:55,950
It's awful? You hate it?

803
00:53:56,442 --> 00:53:58,319
I don't hate it. it's lovely.

804
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:02,243
Oceans don't flow. Rivers flow.

805
00:54:02,865 --> 00:54:07,166
See, you're better at this than I am.
Help me.

806
00:54:07,327 --> 00:54:08,954
Right now?

807
00:54:09,121 --> 00:54:10,168
- Come on.
- Okay.

808
00:54:10,330 --> 00:54:11,832
Well, forget the ocean.

809
00:54:12,666 --> 00:54:13,758
Forget the ocean.

810
00:54:14,334 --> 00:54:17,429
Uh, tell him that...

811
00:54:17,588 --> 00:54:22,435
...when you're with him,
everything makes sense.

812
00:54:23,051 --> 00:54:24,644
Right?

813
00:54:25,053 --> 00:54:27,852
And he makes you giddy.

814
00:54:30,851 --> 00:54:32,569
And...

815
00:54:32,728 --> 00:54:35,151
...uh, tell him that...

816
00:54:37,191 --> 00:54:43,039
...he makes you the person you want to be,
instead of the person you are.

817
00:54:43,739 --> 00:54:45,912
And that...

818
00:54:47,576 --> 00:54:52,503
...uh, the idea of life without him is...

819
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:57,921
...not only unbearable, it's unimaginable.

820
00:54:58,212 --> 00:55:00,055
Oh, my God.

821
00:55:00,214 --> 00:55:02,558
- Ha, ha. Hi.
- What's up?

822
00:55:02,716 --> 00:55:05,014
- How are you?
- I haven't seen you guys forever.

823
00:55:05,177 --> 00:55:07,805
- How's it going? What's happening?
- I know.

824
00:55:07,971 --> 00:55:09,518
- Who's that?
- Oh, that's Rachel.

825
00:55:09,681 --> 00:55:12,651
You remember Rachel.
My best friend from forever.

826
00:55:12,851 --> 00:55:15,650
I know, I'm getting...
I'm getting shoes for my wedding.

827
00:55:15,813 --> 00:55:18,111
- Can you believe it?
- No!

828
00:55:20,901 --> 00:55:22,369
Yes.

829
00:55:22,861 --> 00:55:25,910
If you're driving to the
beech, I hope you packed your patience...

830
00:55:26,073 --> 00:55:28,417
...because the roads are jammed, folks...

831
00:55:28,575 --> 00:55:33,251
...as New York City does its annual
disappearing act for the Fourth of July.

832
00:55:50,389 --> 00:55:52,767
- Who is it?
- It's Dex.

833
00:55:52,933 --> 00:55:54,560
Hi.

834
00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:01,987
Come on up.

835
00:56:05,404 --> 00:56:07,281
You know what,
I'm gonna come down there.

836
00:56:07,447 --> 00:56:08,448
I can come up.

837
00:56:08,615 --> 00:56:11,209
No, no, no. I'm coming down.

838
00:56:18,876 --> 00:56:20,298
Wow.

839
00:56:24,464 --> 00:56:27,138
Sorry. I'm... Ugh, I'm just a...

840
00:56:27,801 --> 00:56:28,973
- A wreck?
- Heh.

841
00:56:29,636 --> 00:56:31,388
Yes. Heh-heh-heh.

842
00:56:32,681 --> 00:56:34,979
- So shall we go?
- Yeah.

843
00:56:38,353 --> 00:56:41,152
Wow. It really is deserted.

844
00:56:41,315 --> 00:56:42,862
Yeah, it's just us.

845
00:56:46,361 --> 00:56:48,489
- Is that her? You can answer if you want.
- No.

846
00:56:48,655 --> 00:56:51,329
You know what,
I'm gonna turn this thing off.

847
00:57:02,210 --> 00:57:06,886
I'm sorry. I'm not... I just...
I'm not, uh, really comfortable.

848
00:57:08,300 --> 00:57:10,018
No, it's okay...

849
00:57:10,177 --> 00:57:15,775
...because this is already the best
weekend I've had in a long time.

850
00:57:22,356 --> 00:57:26,532
Do you remember that night when
we were studying for our Torts final?

851
00:57:26,693 --> 00:57:28,821
And you were laughing so hard?

852
00:57:29,988 --> 00:57:32,366
You know exactly what I'm talking about,
don't you?

853
00:57:32,532 --> 00:57:33,954
Yeah.

854
00:57:34,868 --> 00:57:39,214
Didn't you feel what I was feeling?

855
00:57:39,373 --> 00:57:41,296
I did.

856
00:57:43,210 --> 00:57:46,510
At least I was hoping
that's what you were feeling.

857
00:57:47,381 --> 00:57:51,011
Yeah, but, then,
that night when I met Darcy...

858
00:57:51,885 --> 00:57:54,013
...I actually thought you set us up.

859
00:57:54,179 --> 00:57:57,103
I just didn't think someone like you...

860
00:57:57,891 --> 00:58:00,235
...could ever like someone like me.

861
00:59:09,838 --> 00:59:12,057
That's a nice way to wake up.

862
00:59:12,632 --> 00:59:14,259
Good morning.

863
00:59:18,263 --> 00:59:19,981
I wanna tell you something.

864
00:59:20,766 --> 00:59:22,484
Tell me something.

865
00:59:29,441 --> 00:59:30,738
I love you.

866
00:59:32,694 --> 00:59:34,662
I love you, Rachel.

867
00:59:37,115 --> 00:59:39,493
I think I always have loved you.

868
00:59:51,213 --> 00:59:54,342
Imagine I'm holding your hand
right now.

869
00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:56,518
Okay.

870
00:59:58,678 --> 01:00:01,431
- You're blushing.
- Dexter.

871
01:00:04,518 --> 01:00:05,565
Is that...?

872
01:00:05,727 --> 01:00:07,946
- That's my parents.
- Who's that?

873
01:00:08,105 --> 01:00:10,779
I wonder what he's doing.
He's not supposed to be in town.

874
01:00:10,941 --> 01:00:13,035
Oh, my God. I should go.

875
01:00:13,193 --> 01:00:14,615
No, don't.

876
01:00:14,820 --> 01:00:16,242
- Dex.
- Stay.

877
01:00:16,404 --> 01:00:18,532
Well, this is a surprise. Heh, heh.

878
01:00:18,782 --> 01:00:21,877
Dex, what are you doing here?
We thought you were in the Hamptons.

879
01:00:22,035 --> 01:00:23,912
- I had to work.
- Mm. Had to work.

880
01:00:24,121 --> 01:00:26,874
Mom, Dad, you remember Rachel White.

881
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:28,883
Oh, my gosh, yes.

882
01:00:29,042 --> 01:00:31,386
- Hello, dear.
- Hi. Good to see you.

883
01:00:31,545 --> 01:00:35,140
Guess who was asleep in the box
with his head on the pillow next to Buddy.

884
01:00:35,298 --> 01:00:39,644
Little Dex did not come out of that box
for two days. Ha-ha-ha.

885
01:00:40,554 --> 01:00:42,227
Dexter, come. Let's walk.

886
01:00:42,389 --> 01:00:44,642
- Excuse us, ladies.
- Excuse us.

887
01:00:44,808 --> 01:00:47,732
Mom, thank you for thoroughly
embarrassing me. Appreciate that.

888
01:00:47,894 --> 01:00:48,986
My pleasure.

889
01:00:52,732 --> 01:00:55,360
Your mother doesn't like me drinking
during the daytime.

890
01:00:56,486 --> 01:00:59,535
Well, she looks good. She seems happy.

891
01:00:59,698 --> 01:01:01,666
She sure does.

892
01:01:01,825 --> 01:01:04,248
I don't think I've ever seen her so happy.

893
01:01:05,537 --> 01:01:07,255
Must be the wedding.

894
01:01:08,707 --> 01:01:10,129
Cheers.

895
01:01:11,084 --> 01:01:13,086
Dad, can I ask you a question?

896
01:01:16,965 --> 01:01:20,435
Have you ever gone down a road...

897
01:01:20,927 --> 01:01:24,181
...I mean, far down it and...

898
01:01:25,599 --> 01:01:29,945
And wondered maybe
if it wasn't what you want?

899
01:01:30,103 --> 01:01:32,105
What you want.

900
01:01:33,106 --> 01:01:34,904
The problem with that expression is...

901
01:01:35,066 --> 01:01:38,070
...it's frequently at odds
with what's right.

902
01:01:39,154 --> 01:01:40,827
Isn't it?

903
01:01:42,657 --> 01:01:46,628
Now, whatever's going on
between you and that girl, you stop it. Now.

904
01:01:46,786 --> 01:01:48,254
- But, Dad...
- No.

905
01:01:48,413 --> 01:01:50,131
You know what I'm talking about.

906
01:01:52,500 --> 01:01:54,594
That's not the kind of people we are.

907
01:01:57,172 --> 01:01:58,549
Yes, sir.

908
01:02:05,972 --> 01:02:08,646
Your mom is a sweetheart.

909
01:02:09,643 --> 01:02:11,486
Your dad ...

910
01:02:11,811 --> 01:02:14,906
I see where the strong silent thing
comes from.

911
01:02:17,150 --> 01:02:18,276
Is everything okay?

912
01:02:18,443 --> 01:02:21,947
Yeah. Yeah, I'm just tired.

913
01:02:26,284 --> 01:02:27,627
Do you wanna come up?

914
01:02:29,496 --> 01:02:33,501
I do, but, uh, Darcy texted
and they're on their way back, so ...

915
01:02:34,125 --> 01:02:37,174
- Oh. Yeah.
- I should ...

916
01:02:39,506 --> 01:02:41,804
Rachel, just so you know...

917
01:02:42,676 --> 01:02:44,349
...what I said this morning...

918
01:02:44,761 --> 01:02:46,104
Yeah?

919
01:02:49,182 --> 01:02:50,525
I meant it.

920
01:03:03,697 --> 01:03:05,449
That's what he said?

921
01:03:05,699 --> 01:03:08,077
It's complicated, Ethan.

922
01:03:11,705 --> 01:03:13,048
Don't.

923
01:03:13,206 --> 01:03:17,632
Don't what? Rachel, it's not complicated.
He's being a dick.

924
01:03:17,794 --> 01:03:19,637
To be honest, you're being stupid.

925
01:03:19,796 --> 01:03:21,798
- Whoa. I'm being stupid?
- Yes.

926
01:03:22,257 --> 01:03:25,602
He's Stringing you along. And the
worst part is you're just letting him.

927
01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:28,354
How long are you gonna let this happen?
His wedding day?

928
01:03:28,513 --> 01:03:31,266
- His first anniversary?
- He's not even married yet, Ethan.

929
01:03:31,433 --> 01:03:34,607
Exactly, Rachel.
He's not even married yet.

930
01:03:34,769 --> 01:03:37,568
Which means he can change his situation
anytime he wants.

931
01:03:37,981 --> 01:03:40,734
But he hasn't, has he?

932
01:03:41,443 --> 01:03:45,698
Have you even seen him, have you even
talked to him since the Fourth of July?

933
01:03:47,490 --> 01:03:51,916
Rachel, when did you become one
of these women that just waits?

934
01:03:52,078 --> 01:03:54,297
And is still waiting.

935
01:03:54,456 --> 01:03:57,255
I don't exactly see you
living your happily ever after.

936
01:03:57,751 --> 01:04:01,506
Maybe you're right. But at least I try.
At least I take chances.

937
01:04:01,671 --> 01:04:04,174
When? When is the last time
you took a chance?

938
01:04:04,341 --> 01:04:07,265
Two days ago, when I decided
to move to London.

939
01:04:07,844 --> 01:04:10,768
- What?
- Yeah. I'm moving there in the fall.

940
01:04:11,431 --> 01:04:12,933
When were you gonna tell me?

941
01:04:13,099 --> 01:04:17,195
Um, today. Just now, actually,
before you yelled at me.

942
01:04:21,399 --> 01:04:23,948
There's a publisher
who's really interested in my book.

943
01:04:24,110 --> 01:04:25,236
She wants to work on it.

944
01:04:25,695 --> 01:04:27,038
Ethan, that's incredible.

945
01:04:28,948 --> 01:04:31,292
Hey, you wanna give me
a killer going-away present?

946
01:04:31,451 --> 01:04:34,796
- What?
- Tell your boyfriend to make a decision.

947
01:04:41,169 --> 01:04:42,466
Nice, Justin.

948
01:04:49,135 --> 01:04:50,808
I'm okay.

949
01:04:54,808 --> 01:04:57,186
Oh, nice one!

950
01:04:59,270 --> 01:05:00,567
Hey.

951
01:05:00,730 --> 01:05:01,822
Hi.

952
01:05:02,524 --> 01:05:04,151
So I'm lying in bed last night...

953
01:05:04,734 --> 01:05:09,831
...thinking about you,
wondering if I should jerk off or not.

954
01:05:10,824 --> 01:05:13,327
But the thing was, I couldn't get it up.

955
01:05:13,493 --> 01:05:17,214
And that never happens, by the way.
Just FYI. Never happens to me.

956
01:05:17,372 --> 01:05:20,342
And it wasn't because
I don't think you're hot. I do.

957
01:05:20,500 --> 01:05:22,719
I totally think you're hot.

958
01:05:22,877 --> 01:05:23,924
I just feel ...

959
01:05:24,087 --> 01:05:27,512
I don't know.
I associate you now with failure.

960
01:05:30,427 --> 01:05:33,351
How do you make the most hideous things
sound charming?

961
01:05:33,513 --> 01:05:36,266
- That's a compliment, right?
- Sure. Ha-ha-ha.

962
01:05:37,559 --> 01:05:39,186
So how big you think it is?

963
01:05:39,352 --> 01:05:40,604
Excuse me?

964
01:05:40,770 --> 01:05:42,192
Oh, my God.

965
01:05:42,355 --> 01:05:44,278
The house. You think it'll be big?

966
01:05:44,482 --> 01:05:46,200
What house?

967
01:05:46,359 --> 01:05:48,987
The house that Dex's old man
is buying for him and Darcy.

968
01:05:50,488 --> 01:05:52,331
What, Darcy didn't tell you?

969
01:05:52,490 --> 01:05:54,709
Yeah, yeah.
My dad is Dex's dad's realtor.

970
01:05:54,868 --> 01:05:57,121
They're... Right now,
they're out in Westchester...

971
01:05:57,287 --> 01:06:00,382
...looking for $2 million mansions.

972
01:06:00,540 --> 01:06:02,588
Must be nice, huh?

973
01:06:06,463 --> 01:06:09,057
- Gorgeous.
- Oak floors throughout.

974
01:06:09,215 --> 01:06:11,138
This is the study.

975
01:06:11,593 --> 01:06:13,470
You look good in here, babe.

976
01:06:13,636 --> 01:06:17,686
Hand-cut
Vermont fieldstone. Watch your step.

977
01:06:17,932 --> 01:06:20,185
Natural light to the left.

978
01:06:20,435 --> 01:06:22,813
Southern exposure to the right.

979
01:06:26,065 --> 01:06:27,817
So how many kids
you planning to have?

980
01:06:27,984 --> 01:06:30,612
As many as Dex's father tells me to have.

981
01:06:30,778 --> 01:06:32,325
- This is amazing.
- Isn't it great?

982
01:06:32,489 --> 01:06:35,914
- We love you so much.
- Thank you, thank you, thank you.

983
01:06:36,701 --> 01:06:40,547
Hmm. So Dex?

984
01:06:41,039 --> 01:06:42,712
What do you think?

985
01:06:45,168 --> 01:06:46,511
It's great.

986
01:06:53,885 --> 01:06:56,559
- Hello.
- Hey, you little tart.

987
01:06:56,721 --> 01:06:58,439
Marcus just texted me.

988
01:06:58,598 --> 01:07:04,605
He said you guys saw each other today.
So spill the beans. Circumcised?

989
01:07:05,647 --> 01:07:08,116
When were you gonna tell me
about looking at houses?

990
01:07:09,734 --> 01:07:13,455
How did you know? Oh, Marcus's dad.

991
01:07:13,613 --> 01:07:15,707
Um, it wasn't, like, a little secret.

992
01:07:16,366 --> 01:07:18,460
Wait till you see this house
that we loved.

993
01:07:18,618 --> 01:07:20,211
Oh, my God. We loved it.

994
01:07:20,370 --> 01:07:22,043
We haven't decided anything yet.

995
01:07:22,622 --> 01:07:24,875
- Oh, am I on speaker?
- Hi, Rach.

996
01:07:25,041 --> 01:07:26,133
Hey, Dex.

997
01:07:26,292 --> 01:07:27,965
You like the house too?

998
01:07:28,962 --> 01:07:32,182
Uh, yeah, it was... It was okay.

999
01:07:32,340 --> 01:07:33,933
What are you talking about?

1000
01:07:34,092 --> 01:07:37,312
- We loved it.
- That's great. I gotta go. But, Darce?

1001
01:07:37,470 --> 01:07:40,599
- Yeah.
- Yes, Marcus is circumcised.

1002
01:07:44,644 --> 01:07:47,818
Opposing counsel gave me
a two-week extension to respond.

1003
01:07:47,981 --> 01:07:48,982
Yes, I'll hold.

1004
01:08:12,797 --> 01:08:14,765
We only have one night.

1005
01:08:15,508 --> 01:08:17,681
Oh, I know. Me too.

1006
01:08:19,345 --> 01:08:20,972
- Bye, Rachel.
- Night. Bye.

1007
01:08:21,139 --> 01:08:23,437
- Good night. Good night, Darcy.
- Air, air.

1008
01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:25,819
Darce, where...? Where are you going?

1009
01:08:25,977 --> 01:08:28,856
You know what?
I'm gonna sleep over at Rachel's tonight.

1010
01:08:29,022 --> 01:08:31,775
Oh, come on. We haven't had
a sleepover in, like, forever.

1011
01:08:31,941 --> 01:08:35,696
And, plus, Dex is gonna be out
with all his bachelor buddies all night.

1012
01:08:35,862 --> 01:08:37,159
Oh.

1013
01:08:38,531 --> 01:08:39,532
Okay, bye.

1014
01:08:39,699 --> 01:08:41,622
Love you.

1015
01:08:42,535 --> 01:08:45,004
So, what's going on in Marcus-land?

1016
01:08:45,163 --> 01:08:46,380
You gonna marry him?

1017
01:08:46,539 --> 01:08:47,711
Stop it.

1018
01:08:47,915 --> 01:08:51,010
What? Marcus isn't marriage material?

1019
01:08:53,463 --> 01:08:57,218
Who is calling at this ungodly hour?

1020
01:08:58,718 --> 01:09:00,061
- Who is it?
- Hello?

1021
01:09:00,219 --> 01:09:03,564
Rachel, it's me.
Please, don't hang up.

1022
01:09:03,723 --> 01:09:05,145
- Rachel.
- Who is it?

1023
01:09:06,059 --> 01:09:09,359
I miss you. That's all I want to say.

1024
01:09:09,520 --> 01:09:10,863
Um ...

1025
01:09:11,898 --> 01:09:16,699
Look, can I come up? I just wanna talk.

1026
01:09:16,861 --> 01:09:18,408
Who is it?

1027
01:09:18,571 --> 01:09:20,494
- Ethan.
- Ethan?

1028
01:09:20,657 --> 01:09:22,830
Ethan? No, it's Dex.

1029
01:09:22,992 --> 01:09:24,414
I'm downstairs.

1030
01:09:24,577 --> 01:09:26,500
- Can I see you?
- Wait, you're downstairs?

1031
01:09:26,663 --> 01:09:28,461
No! No, no, no! Darcy's here, so ...

1032
01:09:28,623 --> 01:09:32,093
He's downstairs and he wants to come up
at 3 in the morning?

1033
01:09:32,251 --> 01:09:33,377
Um, I'm gonna ...

1034
01:09:34,087 --> 01:09:36,135
Oh, my God.

1035
01:09:38,174 --> 01:09:39,596
- Ew.
- What?

1036
01:09:39,759 --> 01:09:42,057
Ew! Ew!

1037
01:09:43,638 --> 01:09:48,565
Oh, my God. You are having a fling
with Ethan?

1038
01:09:50,103 --> 01:09:52,276
Oh, my God, you're having an affair
with Ethan.

1039
01:09:52,438 --> 01:09:54,532
- I gotta go.
- He's downstairs.

1040
01:09:54,732 --> 01:09:56,826
- No, he's... Oh, shit.
- Ainsley?

1041
01:09:59,612 --> 01:10:04,413
Oh, Ainsley! Way to go, honey! I didn't
know you had it in you, you little shithead!

1042
01:10:04,575 --> 01:10:07,078
- Close the window.
- You little tart.

1043
01:10:07,245 --> 01:10:09,964
Oh, my God. Why didn't you tell me?

1044
01:10:10,123 --> 01:10:12,421
Um, you know, it just happened.

1045
01:10:13,292 --> 01:10:14,965
It just happened.

1046
01:10:15,128 --> 01:10:19,224
Well, we're gonna celebrate
your just happening right now.

1047
01:10:20,591 --> 01:10:22,593
What are you doing? Oh, come on.

1048
01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:25,309
- It's your favorite thing in the world.
- Darcy, no. No.

1049
01:10:25,471 --> 01:10:27,724
- Not tonight.
- Sixth grade, second place.

1050
01:10:27,890 --> 01:10:28,937
Not now.

1051
01:10:29,100 --> 01:10:31,148
We should've won.
Get over here right now.

1052
01:10:31,310 --> 01:10:32,482
I suck.

1053
01:10:32,645 --> 01:10:34,147
Five, six, seven, eight!

1054
01:10:34,313 --> 01:10:36,486
Ooh, baby, baby

1055
01:10:36,649 --> 01:10:37,946
Baby, baby

1056
01:10:38,109 --> 01:10:39,156
Ooh, baby

1057
01:10:41,654 --> 01:10:45,454
Salt-N-Pepa's here, and we 're in effect
Want you to push it back

1058
01:10:45,616 --> 01:10:49,621
Coolin' by day, then at night
Workin' up a sweat

1059
01:10:49,787 --> 01:10:53,587
Come on, girls, let's go show the guys
That we know how to become

1060
01:10:53,750 --> 01:10:58,176
Number one in a hot party show
Now, push it

1061
01:11:00,006 --> 01:11:01,849
Push it good

1062
01:11:03,301 --> 01:11:04,644
Push it real good

1063
01:11:07,346 --> 01:11:09,394
Push it good

1064
01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:12,523
Push it real good

1065
01:11:27,033 --> 01:11:31,914
People who were friends as kids
almost always lose touch eventually.

1066
01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:35,048
I'm glad we didn't.

1067
01:11:36,876 --> 01:11:38,628
Me too.

1068
01:11:39,962 --> 01:11:41,885
And we never will, right?

1069
01:11:43,382 --> 01:11:45,225
No.

1070
01:11:46,135 --> 01:11:49,480
I don't think there's anybody
who knows me like you.

1071
01:11:49,639 --> 01:11:51,562
Not even Dex does.

1072
01:11:52,141 --> 01:11:54,235
Not like you do.

1073
01:11:55,228 --> 01:12:00,075
It's like you totally accept me.

1074
01:12:01,067 --> 01:12:02,865
Darce, why are you saying all this?

1075
01:12:06,280 --> 01:12:08,248
I don't know.

1076
01:12:11,244 --> 01:12:15,875
But when you're getting married, you start
thinking about all your big moments.

1077
01:12:18,084 --> 01:12:20,178
And you're in all of mine.

1078
01:12:22,129 --> 01:12:24,097
Me too.

1079
01:12:37,144 --> 01:12:39,021
Darcy?

1080
01:12:45,611 --> 01:12:47,989
I have to tell you something.

1081
01:12:55,288 --> 01:12:57,336
Something I've done.

1082
01:12:58,624 --> 01:13:00,467
Rachel...

1083
01:13:01,586 --> 01:13:03,338
...I love you.

1084
01:13:03,504 --> 01:13:08,305
And I would never let
anyone hurt you, ever.

1085
01:13:09,677 --> 01:13:12,226
And you wouldn't let
anyone hurt me, right?

1086
01:13:14,140 --> 01:13:16,108
No.

1087
01:13:41,959 --> 01:13:43,677
Rach.

1088
01:13:44,587 --> 01:13:47,966
- Hmm.
- Rach. Oh, God.

1089
01:13:48,549 --> 01:13:49,801
Good morning.

1090
01:13:50,217 --> 01:13:52,015
Do you think I should marry Dex?

1091
01:13:54,221 --> 01:13:55,473
What?

1092
01:13:55,640 --> 01:13:58,860
No, I mean it.
Do you think this is a good idea?

1093
01:13:59,018 --> 01:14:02,192
I mean, nobody knows me like you.
And you sort of know Dex too.

1094
01:14:02,355 --> 01:14:05,859
And you're much smarter than I am.
I mean, book-smarter, anyway.

1095
01:14:06,525 --> 01:14:08,527
But what I'm trying to say is...

1096
01:14:08,694 --> 01:14:11,538
...you're not gonna let me
do anything dumb, are you?

1097
01:14:11,697 --> 01:14:13,119
Darcy.

1098
01:14:13,282 --> 01:14:15,705
No, I mean it, because ...

1099
01:14:16,369 --> 01:14:20,749
Ugh, I can really do...
I can really do dumb shit.

1100
01:14:21,415 --> 01:14:22,883
Because I do love him. I do.

1101
01:14:24,961 --> 01:14:26,884
And I know what he sees in me.

1102
01:14:27,046 --> 01:14:28,468
What?

1103
01:14:30,007 --> 01:14:31,304
You know what I mean.

1104
01:14:31,467 --> 01:14:33,936
He's never met anybody like me...

1105
01:14:34,095 --> 01:14:37,474
...because I don't let stuff get to me.

1106
01:14:37,640 --> 01:14:40,735
Which is true, because I always
assume everything'll just work out.

1107
01:14:40,893 --> 01:14:43,442
And I guess it's because it always has.

1108
01:14:43,604 --> 01:14:46,232
So I make him lighter, and he kind of ...

1109
01:14:48,067 --> 01:14:51,992
He makes me heavier, somehow.
In a good way.

1110
01:14:52,446 --> 01:14:54,119
Does that make sense?

1111
01:14:54,448 --> 01:14:56,075
It does.

1112
01:14:58,119 --> 01:15:01,123
And what you said in your vows...

1113
01:15:01,288 --> 01:15:02,585
...I feel that.

1114
01:15:02,748 --> 01:15:05,342
Especially when you said ...

1115
01:15:05,918 --> 01:15:07,261
Um ...

1116
01:15:07,712 --> 01:15:09,180
What exactly did you say again?

1117
01:15:09,755 --> 01:15:14,056
- Life without him would be unimaginable.
- Yes. And it would.

1118
01:15:14,468 --> 01:15:17,096
But is that enough for a marriage?

1119
01:15:20,433 --> 01:15:22,185
I think ...

1120
01:15:24,603 --> 01:15:25,946
Yeah?

1121
01:15:27,773 --> 01:15:31,903
You should marry him.

1122
01:15:35,614 --> 01:15:37,082
I love you so much.

1123
01:15:38,284 --> 01:15:39,786
I love you, Darcy.

1124
01:15:41,412 --> 01:15:45,417
You are the best girlfriend in the world.
Ever.

1125
01:15:48,794 --> 01:15:51,968
So it's okay that I kind of cheated on him
a little bit?

1126
01:15:53,382 --> 01:15:54,929
What?

1127
01:15:55,676 --> 01:15:58,145
I... Just barely. Heh. Once.

1128
01:15:58,804 --> 01:16:02,058
- With whom?
- Well, he was a guy from work.

1129
01:16:02,224 --> 01:16:05,854
And it was nothing.
You know me, it was just sex.

1130
01:16:06,896 --> 01:16:10,491
And I felt terrible, so that's good.

1131
01:16:10,649 --> 01:16:12,151
Right?

1132
01:16:12,318 --> 01:16:16,494
Plus, Dex hasn't had sex with me
since before the Fourth of July.

1133
01:16:16,655 --> 01:16:20,330
Ugh. I'm so happy I got this off my chest.

1134
01:16:20,659 --> 01:16:23,082
I hate feeling guilty. I hate it.

1135
01:16:23,245 --> 01:16:26,089
I feel so much better now.

1136
01:16:26,582 --> 01:16:29,176
Oh, my God.
So when are you gonna tell him?

1137
01:16:29,376 --> 01:16:32,129
Do you want me to tell him?
I would love to tell him.

1138
01:16:32,296 --> 01:16:35,971
It's none of your business.
I told Darcy to marry him. I'm bowing out.

1139
01:16:36,133 --> 01:16:39,558
She just told you she's cheating.
You want your opportunity, take it.

1140
01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:41,814
Ethan, stop.

1141
01:16:41,972 --> 01:16:45,602
I don't really get it.
I don't get how you let her win all the time.

1142
01:16:46,227 --> 01:16:47,274
Wow.

1143
01:16:47,436 --> 01:16:51,407
Oh. No, "wow" nothing. If the tables
were turned, you think she'd let you win?

1144
01:16:51,565 --> 01:16:54,990
Will you stop? What is it with you two?
Why do you hate her so much?

1145
01:16:55,152 --> 01:16:56,529
What? I don't hate her.

1146
01:16:56,695 --> 01:17:00,199
I hate the fact that you yield to her
at every turn.

1147
01:17:00,366 --> 01:17:02,835
So why do you do it?
Why do you let her win?

1148
01:17:02,993 --> 01:17:06,623
Because that's what Darcy does.
Darcy wins. She always has.

1149
01:17:06,789 --> 01:17:10,168
She sees things, she wants them,
she gets them.

1150
01:17:10,543 --> 01:17:12,216
Ethan, she got into Notre Dame.

1151
01:17:12,378 --> 01:17:16,053
Do you know how hard it is to get
into Notre Dame? It is impossible.

1152
01:17:16,215 --> 01:17:19,185
But she did. And with her grades?

1153
01:17:20,553 --> 01:17:22,226
You're kidding, right?

1154
01:17:22,388 --> 01:17:24,857
You're not kidding?
Did you see her acceptance letter?

1155
01:17:25,015 --> 01:17:28,770
- What are you talking about?
- Did you see the acceptance letter? I didn't.

1156
01:17:28,936 --> 01:17:31,234
Remember when she asked
Michael Jordan to prom?

1157
01:17:31,397 --> 01:17:33,365
They sent a letter
saying he couldn't make it.

1158
01:17:33,524 --> 01:17:35,492
How many times did she show us
that letter?

1159
01:17:35,651 --> 01:17:37,995
I could recite it right now.
That was a rejection.

1160
01:17:38,154 --> 01:17:40,248
Do you really think
if she were accepted...

1161
01:17:40,406 --> 01:17:43,125
...that she wouldn't make us
memorize that letter too?

1162
01:17:43,993 --> 01:17:45,415
Rachel, come on.

1163
01:17:45,870 --> 01:17:48,214
She never got into Notre Dame.

1164
01:17:52,418 --> 01:17:56,468
Rachel. Okay, look, I get it. You're in
a tough spot because you love him.

1165
01:17:56,630 --> 01:17:58,382
But you gotta do something about it.

1166
01:17:58,549 --> 01:18:01,428
He's a coward. If he breaks your heart,
I'm gonna take a swing at him.

1167
01:18:01,594 --> 01:18:04,268
- Then I'm gonna let him beat me up.
- I gotta go. I'm late.

1168
01:18:04,430 --> 01:18:08,105
I know! Rachel, that's the point.
Be late. Better yet, quit.

1169
01:18:08,267 --> 01:18:10,611
At least it would be a decision.
Rachel!

1170
01:18:10,769 --> 01:18:14,865
You're all going to hell anyway, so you
might as well do something for yourself.

1171
01:18:15,024 --> 01:18:17,948
For once.
Rachel, you deserve to be happy.

1172
01:18:18,110 --> 01:18:20,408
Then butt out.
That would make me happy.

1173
01:18:21,947 --> 01:18:23,540
I'll figure it out on my own.

1174
01:18:23,782 --> 01:18:29,585
Oh. Oh, that's great.
Let me know how that goes.

1175
01:18:36,086 --> 01:18:37,759
Serve is up.

1176
01:18:37,922 --> 01:18:39,469
All right.

1177
01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:44,053
- Whoo!
- Go! Yes!

1178
01:18:44,470 --> 01:18:46,643
Five-zip. We're killing you, Rachel.

1179
01:18:46,805 --> 01:18:48,057
Isn't that the truth?

1180
01:18:49,516 --> 01:18:50,563
It is, right?

1181
01:18:50,726 --> 01:18:53,070
I'm really competitive,
so I need you to focus.

1182
01:18:53,229 --> 01:18:56,403
You gotta pop it, Rach. Pop it.

1183
01:18:56,565 --> 01:18:58,863
- It's a backhand.
- Serve's up. Here we go.

1184
01:18:59,026 --> 01:19:00,824
Go, Dex, do it.

1185
01:19:01,070 --> 01:19:03,243
- Aah! Oops.
- Yeah!

1186
01:19:03,405 --> 01:19:05,157
Who doesn't love badminton?

1187
01:19:05,324 --> 01:19:08,453
Have you ever even played
a sport in your life?

1188
01:19:08,619 --> 01:19:10,246
I think she's calling you gay, son.

1189
01:19:10,412 --> 01:19:11,834
- I heard it.
- Hey, Romeo.

1190
01:19:11,997 --> 01:19:15,342
Why don't you get up off your ass
and come help out your Juliet?

1191
01:19:15,501 --> 01:19:17,174
- What?
- Darcy.

1192
01:19:17,336 --> 01:19:18,804
Your secret lover. Wink, wink.

1193
01:19:18,963 --> 01:19:22,092
- Darcy.
- Rachel shared your secret. Oops.

1194
01:19:22,841 --> 01:19:25,845
Oh. Oh, wow. We're sharing secrets now.

1195
01:19:26,011 --> 01:19:29,140
See, I didn't know we were at that part
of the day, but I am in.

1196
01:19:29,306 --> 01:19:30,649
- Ethan.
- This sounds like fun.

1197
01:19:30,808 --> 01:19:33,482
- Give me this. Let's do this.
- The novelist wants to play.

1198
01:19:33,644 --> 01:19:35,988
I got an idea.
How about it's us versus you guys...

1199
01:19:36,146 --> 01:19:38,365
...but we'll do a secret for every point?

1200
01:19:38,524 --> 01:19:41,277
- Love that.
- Ethan. Stop.

1201
01:19:41,443 --> 01:19:43,036
Gotta do this. Here we go.

1202
01:19:43,195 --> 01:19:45,243
- Don't.
- I love it so much, I'll serve first.

1203
01:19:45,406 --> 01:19:47,283
All right? Hit me, Dex.

1204
01:19:49,451 --> 01:19:51,044
Dex, hit me.

1205
01:19:51,203 --> 01:19:53,205
His name rhymes with sex.
You know that?

1206
01:19:53,372 --> 01:19:54,589
I knew that.

1207
01:19:54,748 --> 01:19:55,874
I'm so happy to be here.

1208
01:19:56,041 --> 01:19:57,543
Ready?

1209
01:20:01,547 --> 01:20:03,049
Yes, do it again.

1210
01:20:03,382 --> 01:20:08,809
Whoo! Yeah! Yippee! We got a point. I got
a secret. Rachel and Ethan are having sex.

1211
01:20:08,971 --> 01:20:10,814
- Ugh.
- What?

1212
01:20:10,973 --> 01:20:12,566
I was there the other night...

1213
01:20:12,725 --> 01:20:15,729
...and somebody showed up
for a little booty call.

1214
01:20:15,894 --> 01:20:18,738
I knew it. I called it, I knew it.

1215
01:20:18,897 --> 01:20:21,400
What? You told me you were gay!

1216
01:20:21,567 --> 01:20:23,695
That makes more sense.

1217
01:20:25,446 --> 01:20:27,995
I think that things
are getting a tad competitive.

1218
01:20:28,157 --> 01:20:30,876
- Why don't we just take it down a notch?
- No. Honey, serve.

1219
01:20:31,035 --> 01:20:32,662
Rachel's right. Why don't we...?

1220
01:20:32,828 --> 01:20:34,671
No, no, no. Let's do this.

1221
01:20:34,830 --> 01:20:36,002
- Serve it.
- Do it.

1222
01:20:36,165 --> 01:20:37,542
- Just ...
- You know what?

1223
01:20:37,708 --> 01:20:39,176
Let's keep telling secrets.

1224
01:20:39,335 --> 01:20:40,552
- Come on.
- Serve it!

1225
01:20:40,711 --> 01:20:43,385
Yeah. Serve it, Dex.

1226
01:20:44,506 --> 01:20:45,758
Serve it, Dex.

1227
01:20:45,924 --> 01:20:48,018
Serve it, Dex.

1228
01:20:48,552 --> 01:20:50,054
Serve it.

1229
01:20:54,266 --> 01:20:55,267
Yep. Easy.

1230
01:20:56,769 --> 01:20:58,112
Watch out.

1231
01:20:59,021 --> 01:21:00,068
- Excuse me.
- Aah!

1232
01:21:01,732 --> 01:21:03,359
- Rachel!
- Jesus!

1233
01:21:05,694 --> 01:21:07,116
Come on, Dex!

1234
01:21:08,364 --> 01:21:10,241
Okay. Yeah, really?

1235
01:21:10,407 --> 01:21:11,750
I got it.

1236
01:21:14,787 --> 01:21:18,291
- There you go. Yeah. All right.
- Ethan, stop.

1237
01:21:18,457 --> 01:21:20,300
No. Let's hear a secret.

1238
01:21:20,459 --> 01:21:21,961
Rach, why don't you do this one?

1239
01:21:22,127 --> 01:21:23,970
Come on, guys.
I think we're done here.

1240
01:21:24,129 --> 01:21:26,882
- No, Dex. We're not.
- Ethan, stop it!

1241
01:21:27,049 --> 01:21:29,928
- What is going on?
- If she's not gonna tell you, I will.

1242
01:21:30,094 --> 01:21:31,095
Okay, here we go.

1243
01:21:44,775 --> 01:21:46,527
Shit.

1244
01:21:46,944 --> 01:21:48,491
What the hell was that?

1245
01:21:48,654 --> 01:21:50,622
Me? You broke my nose.

1246
01:21:50,781 --> 01:21:52,499
I'm sure I didn't break your nose.

1247
01:21:52,658 --> 01:21:56,162
God. And what is all this
about us having sex?

1248
01:21:56,328 --> 01:21:59,172
Jesus, Rachel, just leave me out
of your goddamn soap opera.

1249
01:21:59,331 --> 01:22:00,958
No one asked you to get involved.

1250
01:22:01,125 --> 01:22:04,675
Really? So why have I been listening
to this bullshit all summer?

1251
01:22:05,337 --> 01:22:09,012
Rachel, do something, because this
is just pathetic. But you know what?

1252
01:22:09,174 --> 01:22:11,347
At the end of the day,
you deserve each other.

1253
01:22:11,510 --> 01:22:13,137
He's never gonna do anything.

1254
01:22:13,303 --> 01:22:15,726
You're never gonna ask him to,
and let's be honest...

1255
01:22:15,889 --> 01:22:20,110
...you and I both know that, even if you did,
she will never let you have him.

1256
01:22:21,520 --> 01:22:24,524
- You're an asshole!
- Yeah, maybe I am!

1257
01:22:24,690 --> 01:22:28,365
But I'm the only asshole here
who gives a shit about you!

1258
01:22:36,535 --> 01:22:38,833
I wanna know
what it is you're not telling me.

1259
01:22:38,996 --> 01:22:41,499
- There's nothing to tell.
- If you wanna know something...

1260
01:22:41,665 --> 01:22:44,794
I'm sorry, that's weird
and bizarre. And I'm asking you.

1261
01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:47,133
I don't wanna talk outside.

1262
01:22:47,296 --> 01:22:50,675
He's not really gay, is he?

1263
01:22:53,510 --> 01:22:54,557
No.

1264
01:22:55,929 --> 01:22:59,399
Uh, Claire, we're not
having an affair, either.

1265
01:22:59,558 --> 01:23:01,560
That was just a ...

1266
01:23:01,727 --> 01:23:03,400
It was ...

1267
01:23:05,564 --> 01:23:09,410
He's never gonna love me, is he?

1268
01:23:13,655 --> 01:23:15,657
I don't think so.

1269
01:23:18,911 --> 01:23:21,915
Least I tried. Right?

1270
01:23:25,626 --> 01:23:26,673
Yeah.

1271
01:23:30,506 --> 01:23:32,600
Ethan's...
Like I said, I think it's weird too.

1272
01:23:32,758 --> 01:23:34,431
Whatever.

1273
01:23:45,020 --> 01:23:48,945
- You told Ethan?
- No. He guessed.

1274
01:23:49,107 --> 01:23:52,782
Darcy's upset. She keeps asking me
what happened on the beach today.

1275
01:23:52,945 --> 01:23:54,618
You know what?

1276
01:23:55,614 --> 01:23:57,116
Work it out with her, Dex.

1277
01:23:58,242 --> 01:23:59,414
Well...

1278
01:24:00,369 --> 01:24:01,996
Rachel.

1279
01:24:03,038 --> 01:24:04,665
Rachel.

1280
01:24:04,831 --> 01:24:06,458
Rachel, what am I supposed to do?

1281
01:24:07,459 --> 01:24:10,929
Forget what you're supposed to do, Dex.
Do what you wanna do.

1282
01:24:11,088 --> 01:24:14,137
Live your own life
the way you want to live it.

1283
01:24:14,299 --> 01:24:17,473
You wanna teach? Teach.

1284
01:24:17,636 --> 01:24:20,515
You don't wanna be the man
who lives in the big house you hate?

1285
01:24:20,681 --> 01:24:22,433
Then don't be him.

1286
01:24:22,599 --> 01:24:26,649
Or do. Just decide.

1287
01:24:59,678 --> 01:25:00,850
- That was awesome.
- What?

1288
01:25:01,013 --> 01:25:02,856
Nothing. You've got a great laugh.

1289
01:25:04,099 --> 01:25:07,444
Wait. When did this happen
that you were like, "I wanna be a lawyer"?

1290
01:25:07,603 --> 01:25:11,107
Who says, "You know what I wanna
do when I grow up? I wanna be a lawyer."

1291
01:25:11,273 --> 01:25:12,820
I'm sorry. I'm gonna take off.

1292
01:25:12,983 --> 01:25:15,452
Where are you going?
Come on, sit down.

1293
01:25:15,611 --> 01:25:17,864
I'm beat. This week has done me in.

1294
01:25:18,030 --> 01:25:19,202
I'll take you home.

1295
01:25:19,364 --> 01:25:21,867
- No, you don't have to.
- No, it's fine. I'd like to.

1296
01:25:22,034 --> 01:25:25,208
Stop it. You two stay. I'm exhausted.

1297
01:25:25,370 --> 01:25:28,214
- Darcy, I will call you in the morning.
- Okay.

1298
01:25:28,373 --> 01:25:32,219
Dex, you were incredible this week.
I owe you one.

1299
01:25:50,395 --> 01:25:51,942
Rachel.

1300
01:25:53,565 --> 01:25:55,158
Rach.

1301
01:25:55,525 --> 01:25:58,745
Hey. What's up?

1302
01:26:00,072 --> 01:26:03,076
I just... I just wanted to make sure
you were okay.

1303
01:26:03,241 --> 01:26:05,289
Okay with...?

1304
01:26:06,995 --> 01:26:09,498
Well, with this.

1305
01:26:09,665 --> 01:26:12,669
Oh, yeah. Totally.

1306
01:26:12,834 --> 01:26:14,507
No, Darcy's fantastic.

1307
01:26:16,338 --> 01:26:19,512
And, hey, you never know where
it might lead, right?

1308
01:26:19,925 --> 01:26:21,598
Yeah.

1309
01:26:21,927 --> 01:26:23,600
Okay.

1310
01:26:24,971 --> 01:26:26,769
Well, good night.

1311
01:26:27,933 --> 01:26:29,480
Good night.

1312
01:26:44,700 --> 01:26:46,452
Dex!

1313
01:26:48,954 --> 01:26:50,627
Dex!

1314
01:26:52,374 --> 01:26:54,923
- Dex!
- What's wrong?

1315
01:26:55,085 --> 01:26:56,632
I shouldn't have left.

1316
01:26:57,045 --> 01:26:59,719
- No, it's okay. I understand.
- No. Six years ago.

1317
01:26:59,881 --> 01:27:03,977
That night. I shouldn't have left.

1318
01:27:04,720 --> 01:27:07,269
It wasn't okay what happened.

1319
01:27:07,431 --> 01:27:09,399
- None of it was okay.
- Rachel"

1320
01:27:09,558 --> 01:27:11,686
No, no, no, let me say it.

1321
01:27:13,145 --> 01:27:15,318
Cancel the wedding.

1322
01:27:16,314 --> 01:27:18,157
Tell her you can't marry her.

1323
01:27:20,902 --> 01:27:24,998
I love you. I've always loved you.

1324
01:27:25,657 --> 01:27:29,332
And I should've told you a long time ago,
but I'm telling you now...

1325
01:27:29,494 --> 01:27:32,668
...before it's too late,
before it's really too late.

1326
01:27:33,331 --> 01:27:36,255
You're not the only one
who hasn't been living his life.

1327
01:27:37,002 --> 01:27:42,350
I haven't either, but I wanna live it now.
And I wanna live it with you.

1328
01:27:53,351 --> 01:27:55,649
I can't, Rachel.

1329
01:27:57,773 --> 01:28:00,117
I'm so sorry.

1330
01:28:05,071 --> 01:28:06,789
I can't.

1331
01:29:15,225 --> 01:29:18,229
Hey, it's Ethan.
Leave a message. Cheers.

1332
01:29:43,628 --> 01:29:45,801
I'm sorry.

1333
01:29:54,180 --> 01:29:57,229
Wow, thank God you said sorry first,
because that would've been embarrassing.

1334
01:29:57,392 --> 01:30:00,066
- Heh-heh-heh. Hi.
- Hi.

1335
01:30:02,981 --> 01:30:05,655
- Wow. Are you trying to make me cry?
- Heh, heh.

1336
01:30:06,067 --> 01:30:12,495
Hey, so totally not a big deal,
but, um, why are you here?

1337
01:30:12,657 --> 01:30:14,955
I, uh, just needed to get away.

1338
01:30:15,118 --> 01:30:19,339
This close to the wedding?
Darcy must be freaking out.

1339
01:30:19,497 --> 01:30:21,420
You're where?

1340
01:30:21,583 --> 01:30:24,678
It is one week before my wedding,
Rachel, and you're in London?

1341
01:30:24,836 --> 01:30:26,008
I know.

1342
01:30:26,171 --> 01:30:28,014
Um, I, uh ...

1343
01:30:30,133 --> 01:30:31,635
I just need some time.

1344
01:30:32,969 --> 01:30:34,312
You're my maid of honor.

1345
01:30:34,471 --> 01:30:36,144
- And you needed time?
- It's Rachel?

1346
01:30:36,306 --> 01:30:38,183
- Are you kidding?
- I, um ...

1347
01:30:39,559 --> 01:30:43,689
Rachel, Rachel, the band you picked sucks.
The caterer is a nightmare.

1348
01:30:43,855 --> 01:30:46,483
You need to get back here right now.
Right now.

1349
01:30:47,025 --> 01:30:49,528
- Darcy...
- Right now!

1350
01:30:51,738 --> 01:30:53,240
No.

1351
01:30:54,282 --> 01:30:55,329
Wow.

1352
01:30:56,034 --> 01:30:57,206
What the fuck?

1353
01:30:57,369 --> 01:30:59,542
Do you need me
to be your maid of honor?

1354
01:31:01,373 --> 01:31:02,545
Oh, my God.

1355
01:31:02,749 --> 01:31:04,217
I can do it.

1356
01:31:10,799 --> 01:31:14,520
I have dreamed about Darcy getting married
almost my whole life.

1357
01:31:14,678 --> 01:31:18,399
But I don't know how to stand next to them
while they promise those things.

1358
01:31:19,057 --> 01:31:21,105
While she says my words.

1359
01:31:21,267 --> 01:31:23,690
I still say you should've
told Dex she was cheating.

1360
01:31:23,853 --> 01:31:29,110
No. And, besides,
I didn't want him to pick me by default.

1361
01:31:29,776 --> 01:31:31,904
I wanna be someone's first choice.

1362
01:31:32,404 --> 01:31:33,906
Yeah.

1363
01:31:35,073 --> 01:31:36,541
You are.

1364
01:31:36,700 --> 01:31:38,919
No, I know what you're saying.

1365
01:31:40,412 --> 01:31:42,085
I'm not his first choice.

1366
01:31:42,247 --> 01:31:44,045
Maybe you're someone's first choice.

1367
01:31:59,055 --> 01:32:00,682
What?

1368
01:32:01,182 --> 01:32:02,934
You never wondered about me?

1369
01:32:04,769 --> 01:32:07,067
I don't know how to say this. Um ...

1370
01:32:08,606 --> 01:32:11,234
God, Rachel, I like you.

1371
01:32:13,194 --> 01:32:15,117
I've always liked you.

1372
01:32:15,864 --> 01:32:20,119
And when another guy came in the picture,
I liked you even more.

1373
01:32:22,245 --> 01:32:27,046
You are home for me.

1374
01:32:30,253 --> 01:32:32,722
Wow. That sounded crazy. Heh.

1375
01:32:32,881 --> 01:32:37,637
Wow. And that's probably what all this is.
I mean, it's probably just crazy. It's not...

1376
01:32:37,844 --> 01:32:39,642
It's not love.

1377
01:32:40,305 --> 01:32:43,184
Even though it kind of feels like it is.

1378
01:32:46,644 --> 01:32:48,442
Don't worry, I ...

1379
01:32:49,064 --> 01:32:51,863
My love's not really
the overwhelming kind.

1380
01:32:52,025 --> 01:32:58,158
Jesus, when I'm in love, I, uh, drink rose
and watch Remains of the Day. So ...

1381
01:33:04,287 --> 01:33:07,040
I don't know, Rachel.
Maybe it's just that I ...

1382
01:33:07,957 --> 01:33:09,834
Maybe it's just that I miss you.

1383
01:33:15,131 --> 01:33:18,055
But I think you fell in love
with someone else.

1384
01:33:23,515 --> 01:33:28,066
And I think you still are.

1385
01:33:42,659 --> 01:33:45,003
Oh, damn it.

1386
01:33:45,620 --> 01:33:49,215
- I knew I should've gone for Claire.
- Ha-ha-ha.

1387
01:33:55,046 --> 01:33:57,469
- You still have a pump in every color.
- Ha-ha-ha.

1388
01:33:58,633 --> 01:34:02,558
Yeah, every night,
I put on my princess outfit.

1389
01:34:19,988 --> 01:34:21,205
Oh, good, you're up.

1390
01:34:24,367 --> 01:34:25,744
Hey, Ethan?

1391
01:34:26,202 --> 01:34:27,749
I'm going back.

1392
01:34:27,912 --> 01:34:32,088
Yeah, well, I think you and I both knew
you weren't gonna miss that wedding.

1393
01:34:32,250 --> 01:34:34,924
No, I'm not going back for her.

1394
01:34:38,173 --> 01:34:40,426
This isn't who I am.

1395
01:34:41,551 --> 01:34:44,270
I can't do whatever I want
and not care if I hurt anybody.

1396
01:34:44,429 --> 01:34:47,603
Besides, Darcy didn't do anything wrong.
I did.

1397
01:34:47,765 --> 01:34:51,440
Rachel, I can't hear this "Daddy hits
me because he loves me" stuff any more.

1398
01:34:51,603 --> 01:34:54,903
No, this isn't me
being pathetic any more.

1399
01:34:55,565 --> 01:34:59,286
I have always thought it was Darcy
who took things from me...

1400
01:34:59,485 --> 01:35:03,615
...but really it was just me
who was giving everything up to her.

1401
01:35:05,033 --> 01:35:06,751
And Darcy may be...

1402
01:35:08,077 --> 01:35:13,254
...whatever Darcy is. I don't know what
Darcy is, but she is my best friend.

1403
01:35:13,791 --> 01:35:16,385
And I want to be there for her.

1404
01:35:16,544 --> 01:35:18,797
So I'm going to that wedding.

1405
01:35:26,930 --> 01:35:28,477
Then you win.

1406
01:35:59,087 --> 01:36:00,509
How did you, uh...?

1407
01:36:00,672 --> 01:36:04,677
Called your office.
I wanted to be here when you got home.

1408
01:36:06,636 --> 01:36:08,354
You have to go.

1409
01:36:09,347 --> 01:36:11,190
I can't do this any more.

1410
01:36:12,934 --> 01:36:17,781
She deserves better. So do you. So do I.

1411
01:36:22,443 --> 01:36:23,865
I called off the wedding.

1412
01:36:33,621 --> 01:36:35,464
I told her I couldn't marry her.

1413
01:36:38,376 --> 01:36:39,878
When?

1414
01:36:40,586 --> 01:36:42,884
Couple hours ago.

1415
01:36:51,639 --> 01:36:53,357
What did she say?

1416
01:36:53,975 --> 01:36:55,022
What did she do?

1417
01:36:55,184 --> 01:36:57,403
She's pretty upset.

1418
01:36:57,645 --> 01:37:00,740
Mostly about what people
are gonna think.

1419
01:37:01,399 --> 01:37:03,401
Then she threw a few things.

1420
01:37:03,818 --> 01:37:05,570
Did you tell her about us?

1421
01:37:06,696 --> 01:37:10,542
She asked if there was someone else.
I said no.

1422
01:37:12,785 --> 01:37:15,538
Because I'm not sure yet if there still is.

1423
01:37:17,373 --> 01:37:19,341
I don't know what to say.

1424
01:37:19,500 --> 01:37:24,848
I don't expect anything.
I don't deserve to expect anything.

1425
01:37:25,548 --> 01:37:29,098
I was afraid of hurting people.

1426
01:37:29,260 --> 01:37:31,683
And I just want to thank you...

1427
01:37:32,138 --> 01:37:35,108
...for finally asking
for what you wanted...

1428
01:37:37,560 --> 01:37:39,688
...and for helping me to do the same.

1429
01:37:42,523 --> 01:37:44,742
I want to apologize...

1430
01:37:47,403 --> 01:37:50,782
...for being such a moron
outside that bar six years ago...

1431
01:37:53,159 --> 01:37:56,003
...and outside the Jetty last week...

1432
01:37:58,623 --> 01:38:02,969
...where I made the worst decision
of my life.

1433
01:38:05,546 --> 01:38:10,143
Basically, you and I shouldn't have
conversations outside bars any more.

1434
01:38:21,354 --> 01:38:23,152
Rachel. Open up.

1435
01:38:25,566 --> 01:38:28,661
- Darcy.
- Yes. Open the door.

1436
01:38:28,820 --> 01:38:30,618
How did you get into the building?

1437
01:38:30,780 --> 01:38:34,000
There was a pizza guy and he
let me in. Who cares? Open the door.

1438
01:38:34,158 --> 01:38:36,160
I need to talk to you!

1439
01:38:37,203 --> 01:38:38,250
Yeah, um ...

1440
01:38:39,372 --> 01:38:40,840
- I'm just changing.
- Ugh!

1441
01:38:41,332 --> 01:38:45,257
I've seen your ass. Open the door.

1442
01:38:47,338 --> 01:38:48,840
I called off the wedding.

1443
01:38:51,676 --> 01:38:53,019
- You did.
- Well...

1444
01:38:53,761 --> 01:38:57,436
...technically, Dex said it first,
but I was thinking the same thing.

1445
01:38:57,765 --> 01:39:01,941
Wow. I think I need some air
to process that. Wanna go for a walk?

1446
01:39:02,103 --> 01:39:04,822
No. I need to sit down.

1447
01:39:04,981 --> 01:39:07,825
- Before I tell you what I came to tell you...
- Okay.

1448
01:39:07,984 --> 01:39:10,863
...I just wanna say that I'm not
the only one of us...

1449
01:39:11,028 --> 01:39:12,871
...who's being dishonest here.

1450
01:39:17,326 --> 01:39:20,205
- What have I been dishonest about?
- Please.

1451
01:39:20,997 --> 01:39:22,840
Give me a little credit, Rachel.

1452
01:39:25,042 --> 01:39:27,136
Claire told me you were lying
about Ethan.

1453
01:39:27,295 --> 01:39:30,515
I know for an absolute fact
that you are not sleeping with Marcus.

1454
01:39:30,673 --> 01:39:34,052
So, what, you're making up stories
to make me jealous?

1455
01:39:34,218 --> 01:39:37,722
You know I'm more sexual than you.
I always have been.

1456
01:39:37,889 --> 01:39:41,018
I wasn't e... And there was never a...

1457
01:39:42,685 --> 01:39:44,904
How did you know
I never slept with Marcus?

1458
01:39:45,730 --> 01:39:49,155
Well, um, you said he was circumcised.

1459
01:39:50,318 --> 01:39:53,367
- Okay.
- And he is not.

1460
01:39:55,907 --> 01:39:57,705
Marcus is the guy you slept with?

1461
01:39:58,117 --> 01:40:00,620
That's what I wanted to tell you.

1462
01:40:00,786 --> 01:40:03,539
- Can you get me some water?
- Wait, when?

1463
01:40:03,956 --> 01:40:05,799
When did you sleep with him?

1464
01:40:05,958 --> 01:40:07,756
Fourth of July.

1465
01:40:07,919 --> 01:40:10,763
Well, we were both lonely,
and we were both drunk.

1466
01:40:12,131 --> 01:40:14,930
And we both felt awful afterwards.

1467
01:40:15,843 --> 01:40:20,690
I mean, we promised right then and there
that we would never do it again.

1468
01:40:22,391 --> 01:40:25,611
And we broke that promise,
because we did it again.

1469
01:40:25,770 --> 01:40:26,771
A couple times.

1470
01:40:26,938 --> 01:40:28,906
You slept with him more than once?

1471
01:40:31,108 --> 01:40:35,284
Oh, God. Marcus and I have a ...

1472
01:40:35,613 --> 01:40:37,081
Sit.

1473
01:40:37,240 --> 01:40:40,961
Okay, Marcus and I have an extremely
powerful connection.

1474
01:40:41,118 --> 01:40:42,961
It's like...

1475
01:40:43,955 --> 01:40:45,127
...genetic.

1476
01:40:45,540 --> 01:40:47,133
Genetic.

1477
01:40:48,292 --> 01:40:50,090
Chemical?

1478
01:40:50,586 --> 01:40:52,884
Whatever. I'm not a word person.

1479
01:40:53,047 --> 01:40:58,304
Anyway, what I'm trying to say is,
I'm gonna need you now more than ever.

1480
01:41:02,598 --> 01:41:04,316
I took a test.

1481
01:41:06,143 --> 01:41:07,315
You're pregnant?

1482
01:41:07,478 --> 01:41:09,401
I am.

1483
01:41:10,481 --> 01:41:12,904
It's crazy.

1484
01:41:13,067 --> 01:41:15,741
I mean... And good.

1485
01:41:15,903 --> 01:41:18,406
I mean, Marcus has been amazing.

1486
01:41:18,573 --> 01:41:21,497
He is not what you think.

1487
01:41:22,493 --> 01:41:26,464
Yes, yes, he's a Caveman,
a total Caveman.

1488
01:41:26,622 --> 01:41:29,922
But one time, he made a little splint...

1489
01:41:30,084 --> 01:41:32,963
...for this little chipmunk
with a broken leg.

1490
01:41:33,129 --> 01:41:35,382
Is that not the sweetest thing
you've ever heard?

1491
01:41:35,548 --> 01:41:37,050
Yeah.

1492
01:41:37,216 --> 01:41:41,847
I gotta go. He's downstairs. He's waiting.
But I love you so much.

1493
01:41:46,017 --> 01:41:48,361
It's crazy...

1494
01:41:48,519 --> 01:41:50,817
...how things work out sometimes, huh?

1495
01:41:54,358 --> 01:41:55,905
Bye.

1496
01:42:12,835 --> 01:42:15,054
Is that Dex's jacket?

1497
01:42:21,469 --> 01:42:23,142
What is it doing here?

1498
01:42:24,221 --> 01:42:27,316
Oh, he just left it at the restaurant.
I must've picked it up.

1499
01:42:27,475 --> 01:42:29,273
No.

1500
01:42:29,727 --> 01:42:34,028
No, he didn't, because he was
wearing it today, so ...

1501
01:42:34,774 --> 01:42:37,152
What is it doing here?

1502
01:42:39,195 --> 01:42:40,868
What is it doing here?

1503
01:42:41,989 --> 01:42:43,411
Darcy ...

1504
01:42:45,576 --> 01:42:47,044
Where is he?

1505
01:42:48,120 --> 01:42:49,372
Darcy.

1506
01:42:49,914 --> 01:42:51,461
Where is he?

1507
01:42:53,501 --> 01:42:55,253
Where is he?

1508
01:42:56,128 --> 01:42:57,675
Dex?

1509
01:42:57,838 --> 01:43:00,091
- Darcy. Please, let's just ...
- Dex! Dex?

1510
01:43:02,635 --> 01:43:04,933
- Dex?
- Darcy, no!

1511
01:43:08,516 --> 01:43:10,268
Dex!

1512
01:43:12,144 --> 01:43:14,272
- You liar!
- Are you kidding me?

1513
01:43:14,438 --> 01:43:16,281
You told me there was nobody in...

1514
01:43:16,440 --> 01:43:20,035
You are pregnant! Are you pretending
you're the wronged party here?

1515
01:43:20,194 --> 01:43:21,946
Rachel?
How could you do this to me?

1516
01:43:22,113 --> 01:43:24,957
I never wanted to hurt you, Darcy.
I never wanted to hurt you!

1517
01:43:25,116 --> 01:43:28,620
- Rachel! How could you do this to me?
- Darcy, I never wanted to hurt you.

1518
01:43:28,786 --> 01:43:31,710
I hate you. I hate you.

1519
01:43:31,872 --> 01:43:33,419
I hate you.

1520
01:43:34,166 --> 01:43:36,134
I hate you.

1521
01:43:37,628 --> 01:43:39,380
I hate you.

1522
01:43:39,547 --> 01:43:42,972
I never wanna speak to you again! Ever!

1523
01:43:58,566 --> 01:44:01,445
Dude, you suck. I'm telling Mom.

1524
01:44:10,202 --> 01:44:12,170
Wish me luck, dude.

1525
01:44:49,116 --> 01:44:50,834
Hey.

1526
01:44:55,998 --> 01:44:57,500
You look good.

1527
01:44:58,167 --> 01:45:02,968
I know. Clearly, I'm gonna be one
of those girls who only carries in my belly.

1528
01:45:07,051 --> 01:45:08,678
I bought him that shirt.

1529
01:45:15,643 --> 01:45:17,566
Darcy, I'm really sorry.

1530
01:45:18,062 --> 01:45:20,565
You're really sorry
you slept with my fiancé?

1531
01:45:21,941 --> 01:45:24,569
No, I'm sorry I hurt you.

1532
01:45:28,739 --> 01:45:30,662
You always were jealous of me.

1533
01:45:32,034 --> 01:45:34,332
Ever since I got into Notre Dame.

1534
01:45:38,207 --> 01:45:39,584
You're right.

1535
01:45:42,378 --> 01:45:44,597
Darcy, I miss you.

1536
01:45:47,299 --> 01:45:49,301
Every day.

1537
01:46:00,771 --> 01:46:05,072
You know, I'm the happiest I've ever been
in my life...

1538
01:46:06,110 --> 01:46:07,236
...so whatever.

1539
01:46:09,071 --> 01:46:10,914
I'm glad.

1540
01:46:17,496 --> 01:46:19,294
Rachel?

1541
01:46:20,833 --> 01:46:22,710
I am, though.

1542
01:46:24,795 --> 01:46:26,138
Happy...

1543
01:46:35,764 --> 01:46:37,266
Good.

1544
01:47:11,133 --> 01:47:12,976
Hey. Where are you?

1545
01:47:31,904 --> 01:47:33,872
I'll take this.

1546
01:49:59,176 --> 01:50:01,304
What'd I miss? What did I miss?

1547
01:50:01,512 --> 01:50:03,355
Okay, okay.

1548
01:50:03,680 --> 01:50:04,772
Ethan.

1549
01:50:07,184 --> 01:50:09,357
Ethan.

1550
01:50:09,728 --> 01:50:11,571
Ethan.

1551
01:50:19,363 --> 01:50:20,956
Ethan.

1552
01:50:21,198 --> 01:50:22,871
Ethan?

1553
01:50:23,033 --> 01:50:24,535
Ethan!