1 00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:27,636 Please Thankyou 2 00:06:36,437 --> 00:06:39,064 - Like this? - A lot. - It's beautiful. - Yes, Yes. 3 00:06:39,148 --> 00:06:43,693 Look, love, it's late. My uncles are coming. Come on. 4 00:06:43,778 --> 00:06:46,279 Yes, but what if they do not like me, what will we do? 5 00:06:46,322 --> 00:06:49,408 - Love, but what do you care? - Be '... - You are so beautiful! 6 00:06:49,450 --> 00:06:52,327 You just have to be yourself. Do not worry. 7 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:57,541 They are important people. Maybe a little ' severe, but not put off. 8 00:06:57,583 --> 00:07:00,085 They are nice. 9 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:03,296 Next week I will be working in their company. 10 00:07:03,339 --> 00:07:06,174 I do not want to say or do things that could compromise... 11 00:07:06,217 --> 00:07:08,301 .. This wonderful opportunity that they offer. 12 00:07:08,344 --> 00:07:12,973 - We will do nicely. To like, trusted. - Are you? - Of course. 13 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:16,226 Listen, to the speech that we used to train... 14 00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:18,478 Yes, I will probably Pordenone,... 15 00:07:18,479 --> 00:07:21,231 .. But it is a job that you can not refuse. 16 00:07:21,232 --> 00:07:24,234 Do you realize! If all goes well, we will live in Rome. 17 00:07:24,318 --> 00:07:27,612 We will meet wonderful people. We will have children. 18 00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:32,492 And maybe one day we will have a villa with servants, like my uncles. 19 00:07:32,493 --> 00:07:34,494 Yes, but I have to go to the hairdresser. 20 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:38,123 I look like a country teacher with this hair and I am not. 21 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:41,585 - I would be a little 'more chic. - It 's late. Now you have to go? 22 00:07:41,627 --> 00:07:45,005 - It takes me a moment. I'll do quickly. - I would not make them wait... 23 00:07:45,089 --> 00:07:49,092 - Okay. Hurry though, eh? - Okay. 24 00:07:50,261 --> 00:07:52,637 - Goodbye. - Hurry up, eh. 25 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:55,515 I'm sorry, the hairdresser is full. 26 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:58,143 - There is no one else around here? - Sure. 27 00:07:58,144 --> 00:08:02,022 You leave the building, go right, second left,... 28 00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:05,775 .. Pass under an arch, immediately to the right, there is a bridge. 29 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:08,987 After the bridge, the first left, straight ahead. 30 00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:12,032 - It is on the right. - Thank you. 31 00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:16,781 This honey is from the square in Rome, put it in the middle. 32 00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:22,287 Two euro and 18! But it is good! Oh! Come on, finish your breakfast. Thank you. 33 00:10:22,371 --> 00:10:24,873 You have to eat. Camilla where is it? 34 00:10:24,915 --> 00:10:28,543 Did you see? Do you know why there's all this unemployment? 35 00:10:28,544 --> 00:10:33,048 - Because people are spoiled for the latest technologies. - Yes 36 00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:37,927 - What movie? - It is too! - Mangia! Always late! 37 00:10:56,697 --> 00:11:01,284 The world will end now that all the planet speaks Chinese. According to me. 38 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,953 - Who wants your opinion! - I told you. 39 00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:06,915 They do not give a damn about anyone or of what we think. 40 00:11:06,957 --> 00:11:10,835 - We just have to pay taxes. - We pay taxes. - "Eye". 41 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:13,213 Look who it is. 42 00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:17,967 Where were you when I was in the elevator stuck for two hours? 43 00:11:17,968 --> 00:11:21,096 Being young and unmarried... Or, at least, one of the two. 44 00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:23,098 - Did you see when she did so? - Be '? - Beautiful! 45 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:27,727 - Do not believe nothing. - Why? - The weekend is on his mind. 46 00:11:27,728 --> 00:11:31,064 But when? Always 47 00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:34,317 - If you want my opinion... - Again! - Can I say something?! 48 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,486 I think... 49 00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:40,365 - It 's a romantic movie, very interesting. - I did not understand anything. 50 00:11:40,449 --> 00:11:42,951 It's most beautiful story of "The King's Speech." 51 00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:45,829 - What was more beautiful. - What do you mean? - I do not understand. 52 00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:48,748 - What was intended by the author. - Why?! - Not at all wanted! 53 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:52,210 - The incomprehensibility of life... - Let's eat? 54 00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:54,379 - Did you see that ... - Yes 55 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:57,465 - If I had to vote for an Oscar, I would have doubts. - But you do not vote... 56 00:11:57,508 --> 00:12:00,260 - Who is it? Maria! - I want to see. - If I had to vote... 57 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:06,641 I did not see who, but I think Brad Pitt. 58 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:10,854 "This week we are interviewing Tony Blair,..." 59 00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:15,275 ".. The winner of Miss Universe and Johnny Depp." 60 00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:55,745 I'm sorry... Excuse me, can you tell me where is this address? 61 00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:59,874 Er... Er... Ah, yes... ah, yes... 62 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,710 Well, take the first right. 63 00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:07,131 - Take a hundred meters. - Yes - You will find an ice cream parlor. 64 00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:15,098 Then go straight for 50 meters when there go to... left. 65 00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:17,141 - Thank you. - Please. 66 00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:32,281 At the next traffic light crossing in the road. 67 00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:35,410 There is a seafood restaurant, you can not go wrong. 68 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:41,416 It is straight on, turn right, then again 100 meters and turn right again. 69 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:46,421 - Do you follow me? - Yes, yes, thank you. Thank you. - Please. 70 00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:49,103 - Congratulations. - Yes? - I have your super gift. 71 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:52,607 - What gift? - A special gift for a special man. 72 00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:55,818 - What is this special gift? It's Me! 73 00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:58,613 I'm already all paid for. I'm all yours, all yours. 74 00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:02,491 - Look, there must be a mistake. - To whatever you want. 75 00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:06,495 - Ah, yes? Please, go away. - I can not. You're upset. 76 00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:12,084 - Who?! - They told me that you're stressed and you'd be surprised. 77 00:20:12,127 --> 00:20:15,630 - But you are the lucky winner. - Winner of what?! 78 00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:18,382 - The winner of the bet. - But what bet! 79 00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:23,137 Domi and Fabio have paid me and told me to congratulate you. 80 00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:25,640 What they were wrong and that you need to accept their apologies. 81 00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:31,354 - These two gentlemen I do not know them. You can leave? - I will not tell. 82 00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:34,649 I am here to fulfill your dreams. 83 00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:37,652 Please, Miss, Leave! 84 00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:40,905 But you're Mr. Debroca, room 504. 85 00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:43,783 I'm not Mr. Debroca and the room is right. 86 00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:47,787 - You, please, leave now... - Is anyone there? 87 00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:54,001 - Sorry, sorry. - I told you to wait. 88 00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:57,880 No, it's not like you think. Have a seat, please. 89 00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:01,133 We were to meet at noon, the door was open... 90 00:21:01,176 --> 00:21:06,639 - So you do not enter without knocking! - Nice way to meet your wife! 91 00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:09,684 - It is not my wife. - No! 92 00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:12,812 I hope you're joking. 93 00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:17,525 Of course I'm kidding. She's my wife. 94 00:21:18,902 --> 00:21:20,903 I am Uncle Paul. 95 00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:24,156 Giovanna. 96 00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:26,450 Uncle Sal. 97 00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:28,911 Aunt Rita. 98 00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:30,663 Anna. 99 00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:35,918 - Anna! But are you not called Milly! - Milly!... 100 00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:39,964 Milly, of course, Milly. Anna is the second name. 101 00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:42,216 - Milly! - Milly. 102 00:21:42,217 --> 00:21:46,304 We will be waiting downstairs, do not worry. Come on. 103 00:21:46,346 --> 00:21:49,932 - Paul... - Yes - Yes, yes. - See you later. 104 00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:58,983 I want to die! My life is over! I am ruined! 105 00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:01,986 Tell him the truth, that there was a mistake. 106 00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:06,490 But how?! They've seen us on the bed! I am in my underwear... 107 00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:12,246 They will understand... What do they think... I'll never convince them, it is useless. 108 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:17,585 They will think I called an escort. Why did you jump on me? 109 00:22:17,627 --> 00:22:20,629 I was paid to make love with Mr. Debroca. 110 00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:24,717 - And leave the door open! - Yes - Are you an idiot? - I thought it was closed. 111 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:29,513 They believe they are better privledged to everything. 112 00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:33,017 Milly's coming. We have to get out of here. 113 00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:35,644 You have to pretend to be my wife. 114 00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:39,774 I pretend to be your wife? I'm not an actress. 115 00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:43,527 - And what's more, I've just been called an "idiot". - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 116 00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:49,033 I need your help because if Milly comes, I'll jump out the window. 117 00:22:49,117 --> 00:22:52,912 - Do not you understand that sooner or later they'll discover everything? - Don't you? 118 00:22:52,913 --> 00:22:55,748 I need time, then I'll think of something. 119 00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:58,793 It is important that we leave immediately and get away. 120 00:29:14,669 --> 00:29:21,049 What's the matter?! Are you crazy! Go! You have the wrong person! 121 00:29:21,050 --> 00:29:25,012 Sofia! Sofia! 122 00:29:25,054 --> 00:29:28,682 - Sofia! But whats happening! - What do you want?! 123 00:29:34,939 --> 00:29:38,776 Call the police! Go away! I am a serious! 124 00:29:38,818 --> 00:29:44,156 I'm going to work! I have to go to work! These people are crazy! 125 00:29:44,199 --> 00:29:47,075 - What is this car?! 126 00:29:47,076 --> 00:29:52,581 - But I'm late for work! - Sofia! - Have a seat. 127 00:29:52,582 --> 00:29:55,167 Sofia... come along. 128 00:30:11,851 --> 00:30:13,852 Hello and welcome to TG3. 129 00:30:13,937 --> 00:30:19,107 Today we have a special guest: Leopoldo Pisanello. 130 00:30:19,192 --> 00:30:23,445 - Welcome, Mr. Pisanello. Welcome to TG3. - Thank you, yes... 131 00:30:23,446 --> 00:30:26,740 Excuse me, but why am I here? 132 00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:30,869 To answer our questions, to our interview. 133 00:30:30,954 --> 00:30:33,872 - What did you have for breakfast? - Me? 134 00:30:33,873 --> 00:30:40,087 Er... white coffee and two slices of bread with butter and jam. 135 00:30:40,129 --> 00:30:43,131 Two slices of bread... And how was it? 136 00:30:43,883 --> 00:30:45,884 Good... toasted. 137 00:30:45,969 --> 00:30:49,888 - Ah, so you prefer toast. - Yes, that's right, yes. 138 00:30:49,973 --> 00:30:52,766 Why? I ask you? 139 00:30:52,767 --> 00:30:58,897 Mah .. uh... I do not know. I just like that I usually prefer the toast. 140 00:30:58,898 --> 00:31:02,776 - White or wholemeal? - White. 141 00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:05,237 So we can say without a shadow of a doubt... 142 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:09,283 .. Leopold Pisanello prefers two slices of toast. 143 00:31:10,910 --> 00:31:15,622 Yes, and a latte... without sugar. 144 00:31:15,665 --> 00:31:20,294 You shave before or after breakfast? - Er... 145 00:31:27,427 --> 00:31:31,179 - Extraordinary! - Me? 146 00:31:31,264 --> 00:31:33,265 Me? 147 00:31:39,689 --> 00:31:43,525 Still here! Enough! Go! Sofia! 148 00:31:43,526 --> 00:31:46,069 Sofia! Go away! 149 00:31:47,447 --> 00:31:51,158 Leopoldo! You were great! 150 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:54,912 - The phone never stopped ringing. - Yes, but... 151 00:31:54,954 --> 00:31:57,706 They want you on the news of tomorrow at 20:00. 152 00:31:57,790 --> 00:32:01,043 - What are you saying! Me? But why? - You're famous! 153 00:33:26,629 --> 00:33:31,174 - Mariangela, open the bottle and offer a drink. - I'm going to open it. 154 00:33:31,259 --> 00:33:35,178 - Meanwhile you sit down. - Ok. - Be right back. - Yes 155 00:33:46,899 --> 00:33:50,318 - You have arrived! Well! - Hello. - Taste my specialties. 156 00:34:21,809 --> 00:34:23,810 Please. 157 00:34:30,943 --> 00:34:36,740 (Giancarlo) # The time has fled... # 158 00:34:36,824 --> 00:34:45,082 (Giancarlo) # And die in despair! # 159 00:34:45,124 --> 00:34:53,965 # And die in despair! # 160 00:34:54,884 --> 00:35:05,769 # And I've never loved life so much!# 161 00:38:15,209 --> 00:38:18,461 - What do you call the hotel? - I do not remember. 162 00:38:18,462 --> 00:38:24,592 - It's in the center? - Yes, more or less. Was... was red... 163 00:38:29,974 --> 00:38:34,102 We're here. Sorry for the delay. We have been waiting for you. 164 00:38:34,186 --> 00:38:37,230 Er... yes... uh... 165 00:38:38,858 --> 00:38:45,363 You could not get... Something simpler? 166 00:38:45,364 --> 00:38:48,700 We need to meet people rather important. 167 00:38:48,743 --> 00:38:51,745 - We like you dressed like that. - How! 168 00:38:51,829 --> 00:38:54,622 But some of our friends may not understand. 169 00:38:54,707 --> 00:38:58,752 - I lost my suitcase in the train, then that's it. - Ah, well. 170 00:38:58,836 --> 00:39:03,882 Er... Well, we have organized a trip private Vatican tour. 171 00:39:03,883 --> 00:39:09,012 - Beautiful. True love? - Yes, I know him well. - Come on, then. 172 00:39:09,096 --> 00:39:14,017 - I hope they let us enter. - I do not want to enter! 173 00:39:14,018 --> 00:39:18,980 - Miss... are you okay? - Yes, yes, thank you. 174 00:39:20,524 --> 00:39:22,901 Thanks, but... 175 00:39:22,985 --> 00:39:27,989 Oh, but... but... but you are... But you are Pia Fusari? 176 00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:32,494 You recognized me? 177 00:39:32,536 --> 00:39:38,041 Yes, but you... Oh, my God, but you are one of my favorite actresses! 178 00:39:38,042 --> 00:39:40,543 I'm flattered. 179 00:39:40,544 --> 00:39:46,549 But as you walk down the street here like a normal person? 180 00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:49,761 We're making a movie here. 181 00:39:51,806 --> 00:39:55,183 - Will you come to see? - Me! 182 00:39:55,267 --> 00:40:00,313 Yes! 183 00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:04,317 Oh... But that is Juliet Falcone! 184 00:40:04,318 --> 00:40:11,408 No! There is Luca Jump! I love Luke Salta, he is so charismatic! 185 00:40:11,450 --> 00:40:13,451 (Milly) No, I do not believe it! 186 00:40:13,953 --> 00:40:18,540 It 's amazing: he painted the ceiling lying on scaffolding. 187 00:40:18,582 --> 00:40:23,837 Working all the time lying on my back! I can not imagine! 188 00:40:23,921 --> 00:40:26,714 I do, perfectly. 189 00:44:12,441 --> 00:44:15,318 Please sit down, Mr. Pisanello. 190 00:44:15,319 --> 00:44:20,823 - This will be your new office. - My new office! 191 00:44:20,824 --> 00:44:23,826 .. but I'm an employee. 192 00:44:23,911 --> 00:44:26,829 Very funny. 193 00:44:26,830 --> 00:44:32,460 Serafina, come. Look a famous person we have in our company. 194 00:44:32,461 --> 00:44:35,963 - Good morning. - You take care of him, with everything he needs. 195 00:44:36,048 --> 00:44:39,967 - All day. - With pleasure. - Thank you. 196 00:44:39,968 --> 00:44:42,470 - You will take care of me all day? - Yes 197 00:44:42,554 --> 00:44:46,808 - Whatever you need, I'm here. - Yes 198 00:44:54,441 --> 00:44:58,444 Calm down. 199 00:44:58,487 --> 00:45:03,366 - How was your day? - My day? - Yes 200 00:45:03,450 --> 00:45:05,868 It's been good. 201 00:45:05,953 --> 00:45:10,373 I spilled some coffee on the documents, but avoided the spill. 202 00:45:10,374 --> 00:45:12,625 For the rest, well, well, well. 203 00:45:12,710 --> 00:45:16,462 Did you hear? Mr. Pisanello happened to spill the coffee. 204 00:45:16,505 --> 00:45:21,509 But his reflexes avoided the tragedy... 205 00:45:21,593 --> 00:45:24,345 .. With the probable loss of human lives. 206 00:45:24,346 --> 00:45:26,389 But why has spilled coffee? 207 00:45:26,473 --> 00:45:29,892 Will be the deepening of the news of 21: 00, with distinguished guests... 208 00:45:29,893 --> 00:45:34,480 .. With the leaders of Italy, the ambassador of Brazil and the UN. 209 00:45:34,523 --> 00:45:36,733 Mr. Pisanello a statement. 210 00:45:36,775 --> 00:45:38,901 - A statement! - Yes, a statement. 211 00:45:38,986 --> 00:45:45,116 - A statement... so? - Tell us something. - So? 212 00:45:45,159 --> 00:45:49,412 I think... I think... Ah, maybe it's raining. 213 00:45:49,413 --> 00:45:52,790 You heard it. Pisanello Leopold says it could rain. 214 00:45:52,791 --> 00:45:55,251 Can you tell us how to sleep tonight? 215 00:45:55,294 --> 00:45:59,380 I normally sleep on my back. 216 00:45:59,423 --> 00:46:02,175 Leopoldo Pisanello says sleep on your back. 217 00:46:02,259 --> 00:46:05,178 You never even slept on your stomach? 218 00:46:05,262 --> 00:46:09,932 No, I suffer a bit 'of gastritis. Not a serious thing... 219 00:46:09,933 --> 00:46:12,518 - On the belly I do not like. It will be... - How much? 220 00:46:12,561 --> 00:46:16,814 - But enough! Please! Stop it! - It 'important! - Enough! 221 00:46:16,899 --> 00:46:19,776 But enough! Go! 222 00:46:19,818 --> 00:46:23,404 What do you want?! How to sleep... 223 00:46:23,447 --> 00:46:29,202 What do you think? I only have these printed dresses. 224 00:46:29,286 --> 00:46:32,955 I have to buy something now that you're so famous. 225 00:46:32,956 --> 00:46:36,834 Sofia, I'm tired, I have a headache. Forget it. 226 00:46:36,835 --> 00:46:40,421 I had a terrible day. Do not go to the premiere of the film. 227 00:46:40,464 --> 00:46:45,343 How! But we must go! We keep to our presence. 228 00:46:45,344 --> 00:46:48,179 Sofia , but who?! But who cares! 229 00:46:48,222 --> 00:46:52,600 Would you tell me that, without Leopoldo Pisanello, do not give the first? 230 00:46:52,601 --> 00:46:58,439 - Sure! - But Sofia, I am Mr. "Any Fool". 231 00:46:58,482 --> 00:47:02,985 And you're my wife, the wife of Mr. "Any Fool". 232 00:47:03,070 --> 00:47:05,822 You said you'd go. 233 00:47:24,258 --> 00:47:26,467 It is Gina Francone. 234 00:47:29,012 --> 00:47:32,265 Ah! Here is Tony Branca. 235 00:47:34,852 --> 00:47:39,522 There he is. Good evening. Good evening. 236 00:47:39,606 --> 00:47:42,900 But who do I see? Here he is! Leopoldo Pisanello. 237 00:47:46,488 --> 00:47:49,907 He is accompanied by the lovely Sofia. 238 00:47:49,908 --> 00:47:54,912 Very elegant, with this dress. 239 00:47:54,913 --> 00:47:59,500 Yes, Sofia is wearing a dress printed cotton 240 00:47:59,543 --> 00:48:03,796 .. And a coat that seems to match. 241 00:48:03,881 --> 00:48:08,050 - Yes, definitely. - And I I've ever... a laddered stocking. 242 00:48:08,135 --> 00:48:13,264 We're checking. Yes, it is a gap in left stocking. 243 00:48:13,307 --> 00:48:17,810 Lady Pisanello, the ladder, tell us, is desired? 244 00:48:17,895 --> 00:48:21,772 - I have a ladder? - Yes, is very impressive, very fashionable. 245 00:48:21,815 --> 00:48:23,816 Do we not see, Martina? 246 00:48:23,817 --> 00:48:27,069 - Then we will see you soon in Cannes? - Absolutely. 247 00:48:27,070 --> 00:48:29,906 - Well, sorry, but there's Gina Franconi. - Please. 248 00:48:29,948 --> 00:48:34,702 - Mr. Pisanello. - Yes? - I am Marisa Raguso,your fan. - Thank you. 249 00:48:34,786 --> 00:48:40,041 I think yoy are very sexy most of all these players "frocetti"... 250 00:48:40,083 --> 00:48:42,168 .. Making superhero movies. 251 00:48:42,210 --> 00:48:46,422 - Sure. - It would be nice to have a little 'more time to talk. 252 00:48:46,465 --> 00:48:50,426 - Let me know what you think of the cultural situation in Italy. - Me? 253 00:48:50,469 --> 00:48:55,556 Tell you what, I'll give you my phone number. Call me. 254 00:48:55,557 --> 00:48:58,851 - Your Number? - Anytime. - All right. 255 00:48:59,978 --> 00:49:04,982 - Mr. Pisanello, tell us the truth. - Yes - you wear briefs or boxers? 256 00:49:04,983 --> 00:49:10,863 - Er... I boxers, wide, white. - I knew it! I always knew! 257 00:49:10,864 --> 00:49:15,451 It 'clear, is a type of boxer you. It 'sa cool! I knew it! 258 00:55:24,195 --> 00:55:29,241 Bravo, you were fantastic. Come, let me introduce a fan of yours. 259 00:55:29,326 --> 00:55:33,120 She has seen all your movies. Milly, right? - Yes, Milly. 260 00:55:33,204 --> 00:55:38,959 - Hi. - I'm sorry. - So you're one of my fans. - Yes 261 00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:43,839 I have seen all of your films. - So I'm flattered, go. 262 00:55:43,882 --> 00:55:48,635 - No, it's true. - Yes? - I believe that you are an amazing actor. 263 00:55:48,636 --> 00:55:54,725 When ratted Arab or terrorist or divorced father... 264 00:55:54,768 --> 00:55:58,395 - I always dreamed of being able to know . - We have lunch together? 265 00:55:58,396 --> 00:56:05,152 - What? You and I! - Eh. - Together? - I only have an hour. 266 00:56:05,153 --> 00:56:09,406 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 267 00:56:09,491 --> 00:56:14,661 You are the sexiest man in Rome, second World Film. Did you know? 268 00:56:14,746 --> 00:56:16,872 Yes, they told me. 269 00:56:16,915 --> 00:56:18,916 - Shall we? - Yes 270 00:56:20,668 --> 00:56:22,669 Thank you. 271 00:56:23,171 --> 00:56:27,674 - You think you have so many children? - No, child, no. 272 00:56:27,675 --> 00:56:32,179 You become their slave. Diapers, schools, diseases... 273 00:56:32,180 --> 00:56:36,517 - Then they grow, they go and do not see them anymore. - Not so. 274 00:56:36,559 --> 00:56:40,270 For me it was so. I did not see the time running away from home. 275 00:56:40,313 --> 00:56:45,317 My father was a drug dealer and stole for my mother in stores. 276 00:56:45,402 --> 00:56:49,154 What could I do? Was not I right? 277 00:56:56,955 --> 00:56:59,957 - Look! - It 'a great actor. 278 00:57:01,292 --> 00:57:06,422 - There is this actor: Luchino Salta. - Where? - Yes, that's him. 279 00:57:06,464 --> 00:57:09,466 But he's married. Who's that with him? 280 00:57:12,971 --> 00:57:14,972 What's up? What is it? 281 00:57:15,807 --> 00:57:17,808 I'm fine, I'm fine. 282 00:57:20,061 --> 00:57:23,564 I can not believe you are here to lunch with me. 283 00:57:23,606 --> 00:57:27,109 What, I am lucky, you know? I'd be eating alone now. 284 00:57:27,193 --> 00:57:30,988 No! But how alone! You are married, It is written all over the papers. 285 00:57:31,072 --> 00:57:36,076 Marriage is like wine: it is a wonder if it is good, if not... 286 00:57:37,370 --> 00:57:42,207 We split up. The press does not know still a secret. 287 00:57:42,250 --> 00:57:45,252 Course. No, I would say nothing. 288 00:57:46,004 --> 00:57:52,134 - What do they do? - He ​​looks into her eyes. He wants to tow. 289 00:57:53,595 --> 00:57:59,850 I wish you'd stop by to see me on the set this afternoon. 290 00:57:59,893 --> 00:58:04,104 So can you give me your instructions, can you tell me what you think... 291 00:58:04,147 --> 00:58:07,900 Then, perhaps, let's go to my hotel to talk about it. 292 00:58:09,027 --> 00:58:12,029 Because, you are interested in my ideas! 293 00:58:12,655 --> 00:58:16,909 - Be ', but there is something to the contrary? - No, no. - Ah. - No, absolutely 294 00:58:16,993 --> 00:58:21,163 It's that Anthony, my husband always says My head is in the clouds. 295 00:58:21,164 --> 00:58:24,041 This, perhaps, a bit 'is true, but... 296 00:58:24,125 --> 00:58:26,502 Not serious about your ideas? 297 00:58:26,544 --> 00:58:30,172 No, take it seriously, respect them, but in science. 298 00:58:30,173 --> 00:58:33,550 Yes, because I am a teacher of high school. I teach astronomy. 299 00:58:33,551 --> 00:58:36,178 - But think! - Yes 300 00:58:36,179 --> 00:58:41,141 So I doubt that interest my ideas in the arts. 301 00:58:41,142 --> 00:58:44,645 Astronomy, then the sky, the planets, the stars... 302 00:58:44,687 --> 00:58:48,398 - You're... you are... Wait, I do not mean . - I say nothing. 303 00:58:48,441 --> 00:58:53,654 - Are you a scale. - No, I'm Sagittarius. - Oh... 304 00:58:53,696 --> 00:58:55,697 He took her hand. 305 00:58:56,950 --> 00:59:02,955 - She should give him a slap. - No, actually, I'm sure she likes it. 306 00:59:10,838 --> 00:59:14,466 - Are you hurt? - No. .. not. 307 00:59:14,551 --> 00:59:18,720 Good morning. We are at the home of Mr. Leopoldo Pisanello. 308 00:59:18,721 --> 00:59:23,600 It's half past seven, and Mr. Pisanello you are shaving... 309 00:59:23,601 --> 00:59:29,481 .. An event that we document in direct from first to last gesture. 310 00:59:29,482 --> 00:59:32,734 Mr. Pisanello you are doing your hair. 311 00:59:32,819 --> 00:59:37,364 - Look, just a trim. - He opted for a trim. 312 00:59:50,753 --> 00:59:53,380 We are full, sorry. There is no place. 313 00:59:53,464 --> 00:59:58,260 - You're wrong. My husband booked yesterday. - There has been a misunderstanding. 314 00:59:58,261 --> 01:00:01,638 - How is it possible? - There is no place. - Okay, back again. 315 01:00:01,723 --> 01:00:05,392 - No, Mr. Pisanello. - Be '? - Please, this way. 316 01:00:05,476 --> 01:00:08,729 - What a shame! - What ways are! - How dare you! 317 01:00:08,771 --> 01:00:11,231 We are old customers! There will come again! 318 01:00:11,274 --> 01:00:14,985 - Are they right. Were lined before us. - Nonsense. 319 01:00:15,028 --> 01:00:17,029 Please, this way. Come in. 320 01:00:22,785 --> 01:00:25,912 I saw you in the office and I could not resist. 321 01:00:25,997 --> 01:00:28,790 They say that power is an aphrodisiac. 322 01:00:32,378 --> 01:00:35,172 - And who is she? - My best friend. 323 01:00:35,173 --> 01:00:40,052 I promised her you'd do love with her after me. 324 01:00:40,053 --> 01:00:43,138 This will be one of the happiest days of her life. 325 01:00:43,181 --> 01:00:46,183 You know, he cares because he is married. 326 01:00:47,769 --> 01:00:52,689 Mr. Pisanello, for her rules do not count. She is special. 327 01:08:55,256 --> 01:08:58,800 We want to introduce people. 328 01:08:58,884 --> 01:09:01,761 Mr. Massucci delegate is the administrator of your company. 329 01:09:01,804 --> 01:09:04,389 Has organized this festival to welcome you. 330 01:09:04,431 --> 01:09:10,770 It 'an opportunity to learn about the crème of the business community in Rome. 331 01:09:10,813 --> 01:09:14,691 We spoke very highly of you and are eager to meet you. 332 01:09:14,775 --> 01:09:19,654 - It would be nice to make a good impression even on wives. - Yes 333 01:09:19,697 --> 01:09:23,533 - Do not drink so much, honey. -I'd better take a coffee. 334 01:09:23,576 --> 01:09:26,786 - Does anybody want? - No. - Coffee? - No. 335 01:09:26,829 --> 01:09:30,290 Look who it is! Here it is, come on, I want to introduce my nephew. 336 01:09:30,332 --> 01:09:34,085 - Good morning! Thank you. Beautiful party. - Meet Antonio. 337 01:09:34,170 --> 01:09:39,841 Pleasure. She 's the famous nephew. I have heard great things about him. 338 01:09:39,842 --> 01:09:43,428 Say it is perfect for the image of our society. 339 01:09:43,470 --> 01:09:46,598 The image is very important for us. 340 01:09:46,599 --> 01:09:50,351 - Do you follow football? - No. 341 01:09:55,441 --> 01:09:58,109 - But are you? - Yes 342 01:09:58,110 --> 01:10:01,613 - What are you doing here, Anna? - Milly! 343 01:10:01,614 --> 01:10:03,823 My wife. 344 01:10:03,824 --> 01:10:08,870 - Hello, how are you? - Well, thank you. - Pleasure. - All my. - Milly. 345 01:10:08,954 --> 01:10:14,000 - We go. - Yes - We're sorry. - Hello. Coffee? Thank you. 346 01:10:18,505 --> 01:10:20,506 With milk, please. 347 01:10:21,884 --> 01:10:25,261 - Anna! - Hello! 348 01:10:25,262 --> 01:10:29,265 - Milly. - Since when? - I'm Milly. - Ok. 349 01:10:29,350 --> 01:10:33,353 - There's my wife. - Do not worry, do not worry. 350 01:10:34,396 --> 01:10:40,235 - I was just calling. That How about Tuesday? - Usual hours? 351 01:10:40,277 --> 01:10:42,862 - Anna! - Oh! 352 01:10:42,905 --> 01:10:47,158 - Oh, Lady! Hello. I did not expect to meet you here. - Here are Milly. 353 01:10:47,243 --> 01:10:49,285 Ah, Milly? Anyways, 'Milly. 354 01:10:49,370 --> 01:10:52,747 Can you pass me by tomorrow in office about three? 355 01:10:52,790 --> 01:10:54,916 - I do not know, I have no agenda here. - I get it. 356 01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:57,001 If you do not feel it, you'll look at three. 357 01:10:57,044 --> 01:11:01,381 - I recommend the black bra... - Yes - The thong, that... - Yes 358 01:11:01,423 --> 01:11:04,676 - But sailing goes there. - No. 359 01:11:04,677 --> 01:11:07,679 - Er... hunting? - No. 360 01:11:09,014 --> 01:11:13,393 - Anna, how are you? - How are you all right! - Milly. Milly, Milly. 361 01:11:14,812 --> 01:11:18,564 I'm nervous! I can not afford to make a fool of yourself. 362 01:11:18,649 --> 01:11:21,943 - Are the most important men in Rome. - Yes, the crème. 363 01:11:21,944 --> 01:11:25,905 - It 's the list of my clients full. - I'm so nervous... 364 01:11:25,906 --> 01:11:29,784 You're too tense, my friend. Relax or you'll have a heart attack. 365 01:11:29,827 --> 01:11:32,787 How do I relax, if my life is falling apart! 366 01:11:32,830 --> 01:11:35,957 How does your wife put up with you if you're always so nervous? 367 01:11:36,041 --> 01:11:38,209 Because she loves me for who I am. 368 01:11:38,294 --> 01:11:43,298 - This is sbaciucchiava Luchino... what's it called? - Salta. 369 01:11:43,340 --> 01:11:45,425 - Why, sbaciucchiavano! - Pretty much. 370 01:11:45,467 --> 01:11:47,844 You said that you only held hands. 371 01:11:47,845 --> 01:11:50,722 There must be an explanation, because for me Milly is like Madonna. 372 01:11:50,806 --> 01:11:55,977 The explanation is simple: he is a movie star, a sex symbol. 373 01:11:56,061 --> 01:11:59,230 And Milly is beautiful and has never looked at another man. 374 01:11:59,231 --> 01:12:01,858 But you women do not know their own. 375 01:12:01,942 --> 01:12:06,112 Especially those who have a husband hysterical fears his own shadow. 376 01:12:06,196 --> 01:12:10,742 What the hell had to smooch? If he ate with his eyes. 377 01:12:10,826 --> 01:12:14,120 You're probably not able to eat a woman with eyes. 378 01:12:14,121 --> 01:12:19,375 One that makes your job I look like a middle-class idiot. 379 01:12:19,376 --> 01:12:22,503 Your wife was a virgin when you married? 380 01:12:22,588 --> 01:12:26,966 - None of your business. - I bet yes. 381 01:12:27,009 --> 01:12:31,971 - We did wild things together. - What do you mean by "wild things"? 382 01:12:32,014 --> 01:12:34,015 Having sex with the lights on? 383 01:12:34,016 --> 01:12:38,853 Believe me, I was not a virgin. I was a virgin. 384 01:12:40,230 --> 01:12:45,526 - You need a lesson! - By whom? Certainly not from you. 385 01:12:45,527 --> 01:12:50,031 And why not? So everything is already paid for. It 'free. 386 01:12:50,032 --> 01:12:53,034 - There are people. - I do not see anyone. 387 01:17:48,955 --> 01:17:51,082 Smile! Smile! 388 01:17:54,336 --> 01:17:56,712 My God, you can not! 389 01:17:56,713 --> 01:17:58,839 my cousin! 390 01:17:58,840 --> 01:18:03,052 We met by chance. I do not have anything to declare, nothing. Come on. 391 01:18:03,095 --> 01:18:05,596 Nothing, nothing! Please... 392 01:18:05,681 --> 01:18:08,849 We met by chance! 393 01:18:08,934 --> 01:18:12,061 I was waiting for my wife. 394 01:18:29,121 --> 01:18:32,498 Be respectful at least for the procession. 395 01:18:41,341 --> 01:18:45,886 Roberto, do not take it anymore. But why me, Roberto? 396 01:18:45,887 --> 01:18:50,516 - What's going on? - Sir, you must resign. 397 01:18:50,517 --> 01:18:54,895 - She is a very, very famous . - But why?! 398 01:18:54,896 --> 01:18:59,275 - Look at this, the pills... This morning was full. - Ah. - Mamma Mia! 399 01:18:59,276 --> 01:19:05,865 - Why are they famous? - Why? She is famous for being famous. 400 01:19:05,907 --> 01:19:08,659 But I have not done anything, Roberto. 401 01:19:08,660 --> 01:19:14,415 Excuse me, but, according to her, all those who are famous deserve it? 402 01:19:14,499 --> 01:19:17,752 I do not know! You see that you I ask an opinion?! 403 01:19:17,794 --> 01:19:20,796 All asking for my opinion. I do not know! 404 01:19:20,881 --> 01:19:23,924 All I ask questions. My life is a living hell! 405 01:19:23,925 --> 01:19:27,136 A journalist asked me two days ago if there is God 406 01:19:27,179 --> 01:19:29,555 I said, "What do I know? I do not know" and she is upset. 407 01:19:29,556 --> 01:19:33,559 "Mr. Pisanello not know if there is God" "But I do not know, do not you know!" 408 01:19:33,643 --> 01:19:36,312 Everyone asks me things... "Pisanello" 409 01:19:36,313 --> 01:19:39,565 "How do you scratch your head? With the right or the left?" 410 01:19:39,566 --> 01:19:41,650 "With both of us." "Oh, if the scratch with both!" 411 01:19:41,693 --> 01:19:45,780 They are made private! I scratch my head me with the hand that I think. 412 01:19:45,822 --> 01:19:51,952 private! - The way I see it, I do not agree with her. 413 01:19:52,037 --> 01:19:57,458 Being a celebrity, excitement, special privileges... 414 01:19:57,542 --> 01:20:02,463 .. The adoring crowds who want his autograph , never make a row... 415 01:20:02,464 --> 01:20:06,217 Women! But you do not know... I love it! They kneel! 416 01:20:06,218 --> 01:20:09,094 "Ah, Pisanello! How beautiful! She is beautiful!" 417 01:20:09,095 --> 01:20:12,223 They want to be in bed all with me... in three, four... 418 01:20:12,307 --> 01:20:14,308 I already have my problems in two... 419 01:20:14,351 --> 01:20:19,188 The wife of a man of his caliber knows he has to share it with the public. 420 01:20:19,231 --> 01:20:21,732 Normality... No interrupt me... 421 01:20:21,817 --> 01:20:25,486 A dialogue without being interrupted... 422 01:20:25,570 --> 01:20:27,696 Enough! 423 01:20:27,739 --> 01:20:32,451 Take me home! Enough! Report you for violation of privacy! 424 01:20:32,494 --> 01:20:35,830 You are heartless! 425 01:20:36,331 --> 01:20:40,125 Bravo! You're better than I had imagined. 426 01:20:40,126 --> 01:20:43,963 - Why are you so quiet? - Because I have committed adultery. 427 01:20:44,005 --> 01:20:46,757 Consider it part of your training. 428 01:20:46,758 --> 01:20:49,468 Some things I've never done. 429 01:20:49,469 --> 01:20:54,223 - Why not? - Why Milly She would be upset. 430 01:20:54,266 --> 01:20:58,727 But with me you have not had any problems. Because I'm a prostitute? 431 01:20:58,770 --> 01:21:02,898 With you I felt uninhibited. But now I feel guilty. 432 01:21:02,899 --> 01:21:06,235 Milly would not commit adultery and I never betray. 433 01:21:06,278 --> 01:21:08,404 Maybe you do not mind knowing that you have learned something. 434 01:21:08,405 --> 01:21:12,408 Some things I can do with Milly, she's like a saint. 435 01:21:12,492 --> 01:21:16,996 Yes, like Madonna. Here the saint you are mica Milly. 436 01:21:17,038 --> 01:21:20,916 Virgin at the wedding you've come to you and not her. 437 01:21:26,923 --> 01:21:32,052 - Like this? - It 's beautiful here! 438 01:21:32,137 --> 01:21:35,556 - Want a drink? - No, thanks, I can not. 439 01:21:35,640 --> 01:21:39,018 But why not? 440 01:21:40,812 --> 01:21:44,648 - Here. - Thank you. 441 01:21:46,318 --> 01:21:50,279 I love the old songs, those of my childhood. 442 01:21:50,322 --> 01:21:54,825 - they are very beautiful. - And even as I danced once. 443 01:21:55,452 --> 01:21:57,453 Eh, yes? 444 01:21:59,080 --> 01:22:04,460 - Eh? - You are very good. - Yes, what do you... 445 01:22:07,213 --> 01:22:09,340 Ma .. did not want to talk about? 446 01:22:09,424 --> 01:22:14,595 - Nostalgia is my weakness. - The memories are beautiful. 447 01:22:16,598 --> 01:22:19,183 Did someone ever tell you that you're beautiful? 448 01:22:19,225 --> 01:22:26,190 It is not true, no. My husband, maybe a time, but a movie actor ever. 449 01:22:26,232 --> 01:22:30,235 Please do not take me for an actor, am a human being like others,... 450 01:22:30,236 --> 01:22:34,865 .. The same feelings, the same vulnerability, the same desires. 451 01:22:34,866 --> 01:22:40,871 I'm sorry,... when you kiss those beautiful women in the cinema... 452 01:22:40,872 --> 01:22:45,250 .. You seem to me, as I'll explain... A crazy man. 453 01:22:45,251 --> 01:22:49,380 A kiss is just fiction film. 454 01:22:49,381 --> 01:22:53,384 Yes, I know, but I've always wondered ... 455 01:22:53,385 --> 01:22:58,097 .. I wonder what it would be kissing Luke Salta. 456 01:23:01,101 --> 01:23:03,143 Now you know. 457 01:23:04,020 --> 01:23:07,773 - It 's wonderful. - I'm beautiful? - No, more. 458 01:23:07,774 --> 01:23:11,527 - Wait now comes the rest. - What else? 459 01:23:11,611 --> 01:23:13,654 Well ', we do. At this point I I can not go back. 460 01:23:13,738 --> 01:23:21,036 - You're charming. - No, no, no, no. What a mess! 461 01:23:21,121 --> 01:23:24,915 - I do not see any trouble. - Yes that is a problem. 462 01:23:24,916 --> 01:23:28,502 I would love to make love with you,... 463 01:23:28,545 --> 01:23:32,297 .. So I could tell my grandchildren something to , but should commit adultery. 464 01:23:32,298 --> 01:23:34,299 Forget the semantics... 465 01:23:36,928 --> 01:23:39,054 I love you all. 466 01:23:39,055 --> 01:23:44,059 My Lady, I do not know what to do. I do not know what to do. 467 01:23:44,144 --> 01:23:49,064 I love my husband, but I am so curious. 468 01:23:49,065 --> 01:23:53,277 Life is so short, there are certain moments already written in destiny. 469 01:23:53,319 --> 01:23:59,658 - One is this. - No, wait. Wait a moment please I go to the bathroom. 470 01:23:59,701 --> 01:24:03,912 Do not move, do not move from there. Do not go. 471 01:25:44,514 --> 01:25:46,765 Okay. Yes 472 01:25:51,688 --> 01:25:54,439 But who is that? Seems interesting! 473 01:25:59,529 --> 01:26:03,323 We're on the road with Aldo Romano. It is true that you are a bus driver? 474 01:26:03,324 --> 01:26:05,659 What do you want, I do not understand? 475 01:26:05,702 --> 01:26:09,329 - It 's true that is bringing the clothes in the laundry ? - Yes, but what do you want? 476 01:26:09,414 --> 01:26:12,708 - Do you like the hamburger? - No, I do not like. 477 01:26:12,709 --> 01:26:16,170 - It 'a stain on his jacket? - Yes, it's marinara sauce. 478 01:26:16,212 --> 01:26:19,715 - As if procured? - But I have to tell everyone? 479 01:26:19,716 --> 01:26:24,970 E'successo while I ate a plate of rigatoni. What interests you? 480 01:26:39,485 --> 01:26:44,823 - Gabriel, Camilla, Sofia. - Hello, Dad! - Hello! - Hello! 481 01:26:44,824 --> 01:26:47,576 You know it's all over? 482 01:26:47,619 --> 01:26:50,871 It's back to business as usual, I'm happy. 483 01:26:50,872 --> 01:26:53,749 Now Aldo Romano is all over the news. 484 01:26:53,833 --> 01:26:59,213 To celebrate we go to eat a pizza in Velletri. I'm buying. 485 01:26:59,881 --> 01:27:02,007 - Who is it? - Aldo Romano. 486 01:29:59,060 --> 01:30:01,186 Milly Stay calm, stay calm. 487 01:30:01,187 --> 01:30:04,064 Better to go to bed and have a regret... 488 01:30:04,148 --> 01:30:08,068 .. Or just go and have a regret for life? 489 01:30:08,069 --> 01:30:12,072 What do I do? Better remorse, no? 490 01:30:12,156 --> 01:30:16,326 Better remorse, absolutely. 491 01:30:21,416 --> 01:30:27,295 - Yes, better remorse. - Shut up. - What? - Shut up or I'll kill you. 492 01:30:29,215 --> 01:30:34,719 Now open the door and let's go, hurry . Not a word. 493 01:30:35,972 --> 01:30:39,975 - Are you ready love? - Shut and not even open your mouth. 494 01:30:40,059 --> 01:30:43,979 If you do what I say there'll be okay. 495 01:30:43,980 --> 01:30:47,983 - Got it? - Yes - Then give me the money and jewelry. 496 01:30:48,067 --> 01:30:53,447 - You are who I am? - No, I do not know and I do not give a damn. 497 01:30:54,740 --> 01:30:57,367 - You shut up and stop crying. - Here. 498 01:30:57,368 --> 01:31:02,122 - Give me your wallet. - But don't get up. 499 01:31:02,206 --> 01:31:06,126 - Give me your watch. - Yes - The watch. - Yes 500 01:31:06,127 --> 01:31:08,628 Open. 501 01:31:08,713 --> 01:31:13,633 Open, I am in charge of hotel security. 502 01:31:13,718 --> 01:31:16,011 Open, Luke! I know you're there. 503 01:31:16,012 --> 01:31:20,640 - My wife! And 'my wife. - Your wife? - Yes 504 01:31:20,725 --> 01:31:24,227 - But you were separated? - Oh, the food! 505 01:31:24,270 --> 01:31:28,106 - I do not want to end up like the other woman in the paper. - I'm finished. 506 01:31:28,107 --> 01:31:30,484 Oh... 507 01:31:30,526 --> 01:31:34,279 Listen to me. Let's do this... you're not yet finished. 508 01:31:34,363 --> 01:31:38,033 Let's do this. You put yourself in to the bathroom and hide in the shower. 509 01:31:38,034 --> 01:31:41,745 - I put her in bed. - Yes - Go and shut the door. 510 01:31:41,787 --> 01:31:46,041 - Join. - Yes, good. - Close. Go to bed. 511 01:31:46,876 --> 01:31:49,127 Open up! 512 01:31:51,631 --> 01:31:55,175 - Now this gentleman, I must explain why not opened. - Come on. 513 01:31:55,176 --> 01:31:58,011 - Come near the bed. - Did not you hear knocking? 514 01:31:58,054 --> 01:32:02,307 - What's going on? Are you crazy? - Have not you heard? 515 01:32:02,308 --> 01:32:06,186 But I need to hear? I'm here with my girlfriend and I was... 516 01:32:06,270 --> 01:32:08,438 But she is not the woman's husband? 517 01:32:08,439 --> 01:32:11,816 - But who knows! - She said it was her husband. 518 01:32:11,817 --> 01:32:15,570 But you're crazy! I will sue you! 519 01:32:15,571 --> 01:32:18,573 Please forgive us and please excuse us. What have you done? 520 01:32:18,574 --> 01:32:24,829 I do not understand what is happening. 521 01:32:24,914 --> 01:32:27,207 - It was not my fault. - Exit. 522 01:32:27,291 --> 01:32:31,169 - Look, that was not my fault. - Madam, be patient! 523 01:32:31,212 --> 01:32:37,050 - I'm sorry. - I call lawyers. - Sorry. 524 01:32:37,426 --> 01:32:41,179 - Anyway, I... - Come, madam. Thank you. 525 01:32:41,180 --> 01:32:46,726 - Did not have to end like this. I do not know what... - Have a seat, ma'am. 526 01:32:49,188 --> 01:32:51,856 - But... - Enough! 527 01:32:53,442 --> 01:32:55,735 - Thank you. Thank you very much. - Imagine. 528 01:32:55,736 --> 01:32:59,447 I take my disorder. Vado. 529 01:32:59,490 --> 01:33:05,328 In fact here is the watch. I give also the ring of my own. 530 01:33:05,371 --> 01:33:07,706 - Thank you. Really, thanks. - Thank you. 531 01:33:07,748 --> 01:33:11,876 - Thank you very much. - Goodbye. Thank you. Goodbye. 532 01:33:11,961 --> 01:33:14,379 I can not believe. 533 01:33:18,009 --> 01:33:23,263 Course... right, 're really cute. 534 01:33:23,264 --> 01:33:27,517 - What? - He's right, you're pretty. 535 01:33:27,602 --> 01:33:33,898 Thank you. Ma .. you are a thief, right? 536 01:33:34,650 --> 01:33:39,904 Yes, I'm a thief specialized in hotels. 537 01:33:39,905 --> 01:33:44,534 - But I also do some mugging. - Oh yeah? 538 01:33:44,535 --> 01:33:50,290 - Ah. Exciting. - You're exciting. 539 01:33:54,170 --> 01:33:57,797 You know I've never made love with a criminal. 540 01:33:57,798 --> 01:34:03,011 - My husband is a businessman very respectable. - Yes? - Yes 541 01:34:03,054 --> 01:34:10,310 know what they say, opportunity makes the thief. We take this opportunity? 542 01:34:10,394 --> 01:34:15,065 - Be '... sure. - Of course. - We're in a hotel room. 543 01:34:15,066 --> 01:34:21,071 - We're in bed, you're with the petticoat. - I'm already undressed. 544 01:34:21,072 --> 01:34:24,282 - So. - So what? - So, anyway... 545 01:35:46,532 --> 01:35:49,159 How nice! 546 01:35:52,037 --> 01:35:55,165 Preview of tonight's film. 547 01:35:55,166 --> 01:35:58,501 Can we go without casino and enjoy the film. 548 01:35:58,544 --> 01:36:01,880 We must not put ourselves posing for journalists. 549 01:36:04,925 --> 01:36:09,387 - Look, we were not invited. - Ah... 550 01:36:09,388 --> 01:36:12,515 Then we can stay at home and enjoy the film. 551 01:36:12,558 --> 01:36:19,939 And I no longer have to share you with models, actresses and sexy secretaries. 552 01:36:19,940 --> 01:36:24,944 Ma .. Hey! Hey! Hey! 553 01:36:25,029 --> 01:36:27,655 I am Leopoldo Pisanello. 554 01:36:27,698 --> 01:36:30,909 Good morning, ma'am, this morning I had breakfast... 555 01:36:30,951 --> 01:36:34,162 .. I put the butter on two slices of bread and jam . 556 01:36:34,205 --> 01:36:36,790 Then I made the cream with the shaving gel . 557 01:36:36,832 --> 01:36:41,711 Because I do so the beard, with gel. I really like the cream. 558 01:36:41,712 --> 01:36:45,715 I am Leopoldo Pisanello. Good morning. Want an autograph? 559 01:36:45,800 --> 01:36:50,845 I Leopoldo Pisanello. You want it? I Leopoldo Pisanello. Lady! 560 01:36:50,846 --> 01:36:55,809 I give you a scoop: I wear boxers. Do you want them to see? 561 01:36:55,851 --> 01:37:02,357 Do you want them to see the boxer? Here they are. I wear white boxers and wide. 562 01:37:02,358 --> 01:37:05,735 Here they are. It 'a scoop! 563 01:37:05,820 --> 01:37:12,075 Lady! Are Leopoldo Pisanello. Do you think it's better a trim? 564 01:37:12,117 --> 01:37:16,329 And she's my wife. Mrs., look has stretch marks. 565 01:37:16,372 --> 01:37:21,876 The ladder in the stocking is fashionable. It "trend" the ladder. 566 01:37:21,961 --> 01:37:27,257 Do you want to see Pisanello on one leg only ? Here it is, on one leg. 567 01:37:27,258 --> 01:37:31,886 E 'scoop exceptional morning I had breakfast... 568 01:37:31,887 --> 01:37:38,351 (Leopold) Just paparazzi! Just paparazzi! Enough! 569 01:37:38,394 --> 01:37:42,397 - Excuse me, but I know you. - Yes .. - Yes, I remember the face. 570 01:37:42,481 --> 01:37:44,524 She was not... What was his name? 571 01:37:44,525 --> 01:37:48,236 - I Leopoldo Pisanello. - That's it. - You want an autograph? 572 01:37:48,279 --> 01:37:53,908 - Yes If you want to... Tenga. - I'll give you an autograph. - Please. 573 01:37:53,993 --> 01:37:59,247 - I Leopoldo Pisanello, if you remember. - Thank you. - It's me. 574 01:37:59,290 --> 01:38:04,043 - You see? - Yes, let's go home, there are children. - Come on. 575 01:38:04,044 --> 01:38:09,007 Here, here. He ​​surely remember me. 576 01:38:09,049 --> 01:38:13,303 This gentleman once, I acted as driver. Right? 577 01:38:13,387 --> 01:38:19,183 - Yes - Here. - I told you: "Life is sometimes very cruel." 578 01:38:19,268 --> 01:38:22,562 It does not give satisfaction to those who are not rich and famous... 579 01:38:22,563 --> 01:38:25,064 .. Nor to the poor and unknown. 580 01:38:25,149 --> 01:38:30,820 But to be rich and famous, between the two, is definitely better. 581 01:38:31,822 --> 01:38:35,533 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. - Thank you. - Lord. - Goodbye. 582 01:38:37,202 --> 01:38:39,954 Come on. 583 01:38:40,039 --> 01:38:45,168 - You know what he said? - Yes, I understand... I get it. 584 01:38:53,969 --> 01:39:02,226 - Milly? Milly? - But where are finished? I was worried. 585 01:39:02,311 --> 01:39:06,356 - What happened to you? - I went in and I found you. 586 01:39:06,440 --> 01:39:09,984 Then I lost the phone, I'm lost for Rome. 587 01:39:10,069 --> 01:39:12,070 But you do that to you? 588 01:39:12,112 --> 01:39:14,864 My uncles I have organized every minutes. 589 01:39:14,949 --> 01:39:18,743 - At least it went well? - We're going home. 590 01:39:18,744 --> 01:39:21,371 - As at home? - Yes, let's go back to Pordenone. 591 01:39:21,372 --> 01:39:24,374 - But we just got here. - Does not matter. 592 01:39:24,458 --> 01:39:28,336 Do not want to see my uncles and their friends jerks. 593 01:39:28,379 --> 01:39:31,255 I do not want that job. I want my old job back. 594 01:39:31,256 --> 01:39:34,634 Maybe we will not be rich, but we will have a better life . 595 01:39:34,635 --> 01:39:40,348 - Do you like to always teach? - Yes Yes, but... - No "but". 596 01:39:40,391 --> 01:39:42,767 We now return home and we will have a life... 597 01:39:42,768 --> 01:39:47,897 .. A life much better, with children. 598 01:39:51,986 --> 01:39:56,406 I also... I can paint a little. ' 599 01:40:00,619 --> 01:40:06,541 Okay. I'm surprised. I do not know what to tell you. 600 01:40:06,625 --> 01:40:09,877 Do not say anything. Make love? 601 01:40:09,920 --> 01:40:13,631 - How? - Before leaving, to celebrate. 602 01:40:13,674 --> 01:40:16,801 Now I'll teach you something about the stars. 603 01:40:19,263 --> 01:40:24,809 - I sconvolgerò. Do not be surprised. - Sconvolgimi. 604 01:41:41,386 --> 01:41:44,639 # I accordan to speak? # 605 01:41:45,891 --> 01:41:53,481 # A great show for twenty-three hours. # 606 01:41:53,524 --> 01:41:58,277 # Put on your costume... # 607 01:41:58,278 --> 01:42:04,408 # .. and your face. # 608 01:42:04,493 --> 01:42:14,794 # The people pay and they want to laugh. # 609 01:42:14,920 --> 01:42:25,179 # And if Harlequin shall steal your Columbine,... # 610 01:42:25,180 --> 01:42:31,394 # .. laugh, clown... # 611 01:42:31,436 --> 01:42:36,274 # .. and everyone t'applaudirà. # 612 01:42:36,775 --> 01:42:44,031 # Laugh, clown... # 613 01:42:44,074 --> 01:42:57,336 # .. your love is broken. # 614 01:42:57,421 --> 01:43:00,548 # Laugh. # 615 01:43:00,591 --> 01:43:07,597 - No! - The name! - Devil! But really... # 616 01:43:07,598 --> 01:43:11,475 # (in chorus) - What are you doing? - To you! To you! # 617 01:43:11,560 --> 01:43:17,607 # In the throes of death you will tell! # 618 01:43:17,608 --> 01:43:21,736 - Help! - Edda! # 619 01:43:23,113 --> 01:43:28,743 # Ah, are you? So be it! # 620 01:43:34,833 --> 01:43:39,962 # The comedy is over. #