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<i>SENTRY: Make way on the bridge!</i>

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<i>OFFICER: Battle arms, engage!</i>

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<i>LIZ: It is</i> a <i>truth universally acknowledged</i>

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<i>that a zombie in possession of brains
must be in want of more brains.</i>

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<i>Never was this truth more plain</i>

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<i>than in the recent attacks at Netherfield Park,</i>

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<i>in which an entire household
was slaughtered</i>

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<i>by a horde of the living dead
during a whist party.</i>

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SENTRY: Who goes there?

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Who goes there?

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Darcy.

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Colonel Darcy.

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PRIEST: No zombie bite marks
on this pristine, young body.

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(OBJECTS CLATTERING)

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(GRUNTING SOFTLY)

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- DARCY: Father.
-(GULPS)

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How were you able to discern
that the wound on my rib was from fencing?

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Been at this a long time, my son.

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I have no wound.

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MRS. FEATHERSTONE:
Lovely bid, Mr. Kingston!

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More sherry for Mr. Kingston please!

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(CHUCKUNG)

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MAID: Mrs. Featherstone.

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I'm afraid Mr. Darcy's here
to see you, ma'am.

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Darcy?

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Carry on.

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We have absolutely nothing to hide.

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Please, everyone. Enjoy.

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(DOOR OPENS)

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Mr. Darcy.

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Colonel Darcy, Mrs. Featherstone.
I'm here on official business.

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There's been a report that
somebody here has been bitten.

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Surely not.

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There hasn't been a zombie incident
in Hertfordshire for over two years.

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I assure you, we've taken every precaution.

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DARCY: A newly-infected zombie is
almost impossible to detect.

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Until they've ingested
their first human brains,

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at which point, the transformation
accelerates with every subsequent kill.

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MRS. FEATHERSTONE: Yes. We are all
well aware of how it works, Colonel Darcy.

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Well, are you quite satisfied?

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Quite.

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- Might I play a hand?
- Of course.

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Good evening.

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MRS. FEATHERSTONEI So, shall We?

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DOWAGER: A potion?

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DARCY: Flies, ma'am.

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I beg your pardon?

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Carrion flies.

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They are in possession of but
one truly enviable talent.

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(BUZZING)

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The ability to detect dead flesh.

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Well, I've won the trick. (CHUCKLES)

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Very crafty play, Mr. Kingston.

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I dare say, the buzzing is frightfully loud.

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It's not the buzzing
that should concern you, madam.

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But rather, when the buzzing stops.

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(BUZZING CONTINUES)

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(BUZZING STOPS)

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Oh, dear.

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(GROWLING)

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(ALL GASP)

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(MR. KINGSTON SCREAMING)

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<i>MAN". One-nil, Darcy.</i>

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WOMAN: I'm going to be faint.

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Is there anyone else present

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whom he would have had
the opportunity to infect?

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A family member, perhaps?

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Good evening.

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WOMAN: Who would dare just leave
a zombie head

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in the middle of the floor?

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(GUESTS GASP AND EXCLAIM)

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WOMAN 21 It's his head!

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WOMAN 3: Get it away from me.

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(GUESTS MURMURING)

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But Mr. Kingston's niece is here.

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There was no need to put that girl
through Mr. Darcy's interrogation!

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Cassandra, come back!

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CASSANDRA: Annabelle?

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Where are you?

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(ANNABELLE WHIMPERING)

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Annabelle?

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<i>MR. BENNET: It wasn't always like this,
my dear daughters.</i>

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<i>As the century began,</i>

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<i>Britannia was rich
with the fruits of worldwide trade.</i>

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<i>From the colonies there came
not just silks and spices,</i>

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<i>but a virulent and abominable plague.</i>

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<i>Naturally, many suspected
the French were to blame.</i>

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<i>WOMAN: Definitely the French.</i>

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<i>MR. BENNET: Are you surprised?
DAUGHTERS: No.</i>

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<i>MR. BENNET: Once bitten,</i>

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<i>the newly-infected were filled
with an insatiable hunger</i>

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<i>for the brains of the living.</i>

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<i>Millions perished,</i>

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<i>only to rise again
as legions of implacable undead.</i>

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<i>So certain did it seem
the end of days had come</i>

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<i>that even the
Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse</i>

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<i>are said to have ascended from Hell.</i>

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<i>To protect the living,
the Grand Barrier was built,</i>

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<i>a 100-foot wall encircling London.</i>

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<i>Then excavation began on the Royal Canal,</i>

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<i>a vast moat 30 fathoms deep</i>

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<i>surrounding both the city and its walls.</i>

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<i>The land twixt the two fortifications
became known</i>

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<i>-as The In-Between.</i>
- GIRL: <i>The In-Between.</i>

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<i>MR. BENNET: At this time,
it became fashionable</i>

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<i>to study the deadly arts of the Orient.</i>

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<i>Japan for the wealthy.</i>

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<i>China for the wise.</i>

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<i>In the Second Battle of Kent,</i>

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<i>one of the bridges
across the Royal Canal was breached.</i>

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<i>Ravenous zombie hordes massacred
every villager of The In-Between.</i>

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<i>It was said, the sight of this slaughter
drove young King George mad.</i>

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<i>When the battle was finally won, he ordered
the destruction of all the bridges, save one.</i>

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<i>Hingham Bridge,</i>

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<i>which to this day, remains the only means
by which to cross the Royal Canal.</i>

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<i>GIRL: (WHISPERING) There's Lady Catherine.</i>

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<i>Many believed
the enemy was finally vanquished.</i>

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<i>The gentry began to leave
the safe confines of London's defenses</i>

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<i>for their newly-fortified country estates.</i>

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<i>But vigilance is still of the essence.</i>

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<i>Remember this,
keep your swords as sharp as your wit.</i>

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<i>For the ultimate battle
between the living and the undead</i>

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<i>has yet to be staged.</i>

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MRS. BENNET: Mr. Bennet!

125
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Mr. Bennet!

126
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Mr. Bennet, have you heard
that Netherfield Park is occupied again?

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By a Mr. Bingley. (CHUCKLES)

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A young, single man of large fortune.

129
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Mrs. Long says his income
is four or five thousand a year.

130
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He is attending the village dance tonight.

131
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How does this concern
our warrior daughters?

132
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MRS. BENNET:
Oh, how can you be so tiresome?

133
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You know I mean for him
to marry one of them.

134
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Daughters do not dance well
with masticated brains, Mrs. Bennet.

135
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You, sir, have already put them at
a decided social disadvantage

136
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by insisting they do their combat training in
China as opposed to Japan!

137
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The Chinese deadly arts have no equal.

138
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I, for one, would trade nothing
for my Shaolin training.

139
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You mustn't speak like that, Lizzy.

140
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I should like to go to the dance.

141
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Do you think Mr. Bingley's handsome?
(CHUCKLES)

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LIZ: With his income, Lydia,

143
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you'd think him handsome
if he had half a zombie face.

144
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-(SCOFFS)
"(LAUGHS)

145
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- Sorry.
- You'll make me very, very happy.

146
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Well, I suppose, if we all go...

147
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No! I don't care to be paraded
like a herd of heifers at a farm auction.

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That's because you're the cow
who's least proficient

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in the art of tempting the other sex.

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Moo.

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(ALL SCREAMING)

152
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MR. BENNET: Do not mistake my indulgence
for a relaxation in discipline!

153
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MRS. BENNET:
They must find husbands, Mr. Bennet.

154
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For as you know too well,
they shall inherit nothing when you pass.

155
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Their immediate survival
is my present concern.

156
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Pish.

157
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(FESTIVE MUSIC PLAYING)

158
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Well, I'd say you're easily
five times as beautiful

159
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as any other woman in this room.

160
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Stop it, Liz.

161
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It's true.

162
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These girls don't stand a chance.

163
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They say Mr. Bingley brought
a tribe of London dandies with him.

164
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- Smile, Liz.
- I will later.

165
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There's the handsome new master
of Netherfield.

166
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- Oh!
- Where?

167
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It was my understanding
that Captain Bingley was in want of a wife.

168
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Oh, he is. Those are his sisters,
Caroline Bingley and Louisa Hurst.

169
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They say he inherited nearly £100,000.

170
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What a magnificent husband he'd make.

171
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LIZ: Charlotte Lucas,
do you think of nothing else?

172
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Zombies or no zombies,
all women must think of marriage, Lizzy.

173
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I shall never relinquish my sword for a ring.

174
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For the right man, you would.

175
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The right man wouldn't ask me to.

176
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Mr. Darcy. Rather an imposing presence.

177
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Owns half of Derbyshire.
£10,000 a year, at least.

178
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WOMAN; What?

179
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Back to your own family,
Charlotte Lucas.

180
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Now, Liz, you look very nice.

181
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- Well, thank you.
- Don't act so surprised.

182
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Out, out. Out. Smile.

183
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BINGLEY: Welcome, dear friend.

184
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- How are you?
- How are you, Charles?

185
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I'm very well.
How was the journey from Derbyshire?

186
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- Fine.
- Good.

187
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So this is Meryton?

188
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(CHUCKLES)

189
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She's the most beautiful creature
I ever beheld.

190
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She smiles too much.

191
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She... She's an angel.

192
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Oh, my word.

193
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Charles Bingley,
pleased to make your acquaintance.

194
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Mrs. Bennet.
We've heard so much about you, Mr. Bingley.

195
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My daughters, all of impeccable character.

196
00:14:20,118 --> 00:14:24,206
Well... May I introduce my friend,
Mr. Darcy of Derbyshire!

197
00:14:28,919 --> 00:14:30,670
Are you enjoying Hertfordshire, Mr. Bingley?

198
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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Very much.

199
00:14:32,631 --> 00:14:34,966
I've heard the library at Netherfield
is one of the finest.

200
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(STUTTERS) Library? Is it?

201
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Miss Bennet, may I be so bold
as to request the next two dances?

202
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If you are not otherwise engaged.

203
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I am not engaged.

204
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Good for you, Mr. Bingley.
You chose the loveliest of my daughters.

205
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- LYDIAI Mother!
- Well...

206
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I consider dancing to be the first
refinement of polished society.

207
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Don't you agree, Mr. Darcy?

208
00:15:02,494 --> 00:15:03,995
No. Every savage can dance.

209
00:15:04,579 --> 00:15:07,082
Why, I imagine even zombies could do it
to some degree of success.

210
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(ALL GIGGLE)

211
00:15:09,918 --> 00:15:10,961
Good evening.

212
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You know, I love to read, too, actually.

213
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I have read.

214
00:15:30,772 --> 00:15:32,315
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

215
00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:37,571
Please don't forget our next dance,
Miss Bennet.

216
00:15:42,159 --> 00:15:45,954
Darcy, I hate to see you just standing there.
You must dance.

217
00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:48,707
Oh, you know I detest it
when I'm not acquainted with my partner.

218
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- Oh, well...
- Darcy.

219
00:15:52,210 --> 00:15:54,254
You are dancing
with the only handsome girl here.

220
00:15:54,546 --> 00:15:56,631
Oh, but one of her sisters
is also very pretty.

221
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Dare I say, very agreeable.

222
00:16:00,886 --> 00:16:02,554
(YAWNING)

223
00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:08,727
- Well, she's tolerable but...
- Tolerable?

224
00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:10,520
DARCY: Yes, tolerable.

225
00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:12,814
But not handsome enough to tempt me.

226
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Nor any other man here, apparently.

227
00:16:14,858 --> 00:16:18,403
BINGLEY: (CHUCKLES) Darcy,
your standards, my dear fellow...

228
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-(GLASS SHATTERS)
-(ALL GASP)

229
00:16:21,239 --> 00:16:22,449
Oh, that is unfortunate.

230
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WOMAN: What a lack of grace.

231
00:16:34,044 --> 00:16:35,337
(SCOFFS)

232
00:16:37,339 --> 00:16:41,468
LIZ: Mr. Darcy, you're an insufferable prig.

233
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:43,512
MRS. FEATHERSTONEI Fitzwilliam Darcy?

234
00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:45,889
I quite detest the man.

235
00:16:46,765 --> 00:16:50,101
So high and so conceited
that I can't endure him.

236
00:16:50,185 --> 00:16:51,311
(SIGHING) Indeed.

237
00:16:51,895 --> 00:16:53,605
I wouldn't dance with him if he were...

238
00:16:56,066 --> 00:16:59,110
Mrs. Featherstone?

239
00:17:10,622 --> 00:17:11,873
(SOFTLY) You're undead.

240
00:17:12,707 --> 00:17:14,543
(SHUSHING)

241
00:17:14,626 --> 00:17:15,835
-(WHISPERING) I've come to tell you...
-(GUN FIRES)

242
00:17:16,294 --> 00:17:17,629
(GASPS)

243
00:17:23,301 --> 00:17:24,636
JANE: What happened, Lizzy?

244
00:17:25,971 --> 00:17:27,430
I narrowly saved her life.

245
00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:29,224
From Mrs. Featherstone?

246
00:17:29,307 --> 00:17:31,101
From an undead Mrs. Featherstone.

247
00:17:31,977 --> 00:17:34,396
I found her to be exceedingly tolerable.

248
00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:38,066
Well done, Darcy. Very heroic.

249
00:17:38,149 --> 00:17:39,568
She was trying to tell me something.

250
00:17:39,901 --> 00:17:41,403
- A recipe, perhaps?
-(MEN CHUCKLE)

251
00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:44,447
LIZ: Laugh as much as you choose.

252
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:46,825
But you shall not
laugh me out of my opinion.

253
00:17:47,701 --> 00:17:49,119
She posed no threat.

254
00:17:50,078 --> 00:17:51,621
-(GROWLING)
-(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

255
00:17:51,705 --> 00:17:53,456
(BELL RINGING)

256
00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:56,084
We are under attack!

257
00:17:57,752 --> 00:17:58,753
Ladies!

258
00:18:24,863 --> 00:18:26,197
(GRUNTS)

259
00:18:54,976 --> 00:18:58,313
Her face is rendered uncommonly intelligent

260
00:18:58,396 --> 00:19:00,523
by the beautiful expression of her dark eyes.

261
00:19:01,399 --> 00:19:05,153
And I'm forced to acknowledge her
figure as both light and pleasing.

262
00:19:06,529 --> 00:19:08,156
And that her arms are surprisingly muscular,

263
00:19:08,239 --> 00:19:10,158
yet not so much as to be unfeminine.

264
00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:18,249
JANE: Oh, Lizzy,
I never saw such happy manners.

265
00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:20,752
So much ease with such good breeding.

266
00:19:20,919 --> 00:19:22,087
LIZ: I give you leave to like him.

267
00:19:22,504 --> 00:19:25,131
- You've liked many a stupider person.
-(BOTH CHUCKLE)

268
00:19:25,215 --> 00:19:27,092
JANE: He's just what a young man
ought to be.

269
00:19:27,342 --> 00:19:29,928
Good-humored, lively, handsome, and...

270
00:19:30,011 --> 00:19:33,932
Quite rich, which a young man ought
likewise to be, if he possibly can.

271
00:19:34,349 --> 00:19:35,934
Not as rich as Darcy.

272
00:19:37,268 --> 00:19:38,770
(JANE CHUCKLING)

273
00:19:39,771 --> 00:19:42,190
JANE: <i>I saw how you looked at him
when he first walked in the dance...</i>

274
00:19:42,273 --> 00:19:43,650
LIZ: (GRUNTING) As if I hated him?

275
00:19:43,733 --> 00:19:44,776
JANE: As if you liked him.

276
00:19:44,859 --> 00:19:46,778
Until his manners gave me disgust!

277
00:19:47,028 --> 00:19:49,739
He acted as if he were above
our company and above being pleased.

278
00:19:49,823 --> 00:19:51,116
JANE: Admit you find him handsome.

279
00:19:51,199 --> 00:19:53,284
Handsome is as handsome does.

280
00:19:53,451 --> 00:19:56,079
Mr. Darcy is therefore a very ill-looking man.

281
00:19:57,956 --> 00:20:00,625
MRS. BENNET:
Girls, you will knock the house down!

282
00:20:00,917 --> 00:20:05,088
LIZ: Never have I encountered a man
so consumed by his own pride!

283
00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:08,341
JANE: One cannot wonder that
so very fine a young man

284
00:20:08,425 --> 00:20:10,802
with family, fortune,
and everything in his favor

285
00:20:10,885 --> 00:20:12,679
should think highly of himself.

286
00:20:14,431 --> 00:20:15,765
(uz GROANS)

287
00:20:15,849 --> 00:20:17,392
If I may so express it,

288
00:20:19,144 --> 00:20:20,854
he has a right to be proud.

289
00:20:20,937 --> 00:20:22,272
(GRUNTING)

290
00:20:22,981 --> 00:20:24,023
(PANTING)

291
00:20:24,107 --> 00:20:25,650
I could easily forgive his pride,

292
00:20:26,276 --> 00:20:28,278
if he had not mortified mine.

293
00:20:28,820 --> 00:20:31,322
Pride is a very common failing, I believe.

294
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:33,616
Vanity and pride are different things,

295
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,994
though the words are
often used synonymously.

296
00:20:36,077 --> 00:20:38,371
LIZ: A person may be proud
without being vain.

297
00:20:38,997 --> 00:20:41,916
Pride relates more
to our opinion of ourselves,

298
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,419
and vanity to what we would
have others think of us.

299
00:20:44,502 --> 00:20:46,171
(BOTH GRUNTING)

300
00:20:47,422 --> 00:20:49,007
(BELL DINGS)

301
00:20:50,842 --> 00:20:52,552
A letter for Miss Jane Bennet.

302
00:20:52,761 --> 00:20:54,220
He saved you from a zombie.

303
00:20:54,637 --> 00:20:56,723
LIZ: Mrs. Featherstone was quite civilized.

304
00:21:00,435 --> 00:21:02,395
- Yield!
- Never!

305
00:21:05,648 --> 00:21:08,276
She was a zombie, Lizzy.
Thank goodness he was there.

306
00:21:16,367 --> 00:21:17,410
Lizzy!

307
00:21:17,494 --> 00:21:18,745
No, Lizzy!

308
00:21:22,957 --> 00:21:26,294
- No, no, no! Stop it, Lizzy! That's not fair!
- Lydia!

309
00:21:26,377 --> 00:21:27,629
(GIRLS CHUCKLING)

310
00:21:27,712 --> 00:21:29,672
The Bingleys have invited me to tea.

311
00:21:30,131 --> 00:21:32,175
- Lydia, come on.
- LIZ: Well, of course they have.

312
00:21:32,258 --> 00:21:34,010
Yeah. Down there.

313
00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:36,387
- What?
-(BOTH GRUNT)

314
00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:38,807
Truly, I'd much rather go by coach.

315
00:21:38,890 --> 00:21:40,642
You had much better go on horseback,

316
00:21:40,725 --> 00:21:44,062
for it seems likely to rain,
and then you must stay all night.

317
00:21:45,021 --> 00:21:46,481
That would be a good scheme

318
00:21:46,564 --> 00:21:48,525
if you were sure
they would not send her home.

319
00:21:48,691 --> 00:21:50,401
Mother, I really would prefer the carriage.

320
00:21:51,069 --> 00:21:52,821
Jane, Mr. Bingley undoubtedly likes you.

321
00:21:52,904 --> 00:21:54,197
But in nine cases out of 10,

322
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:56,533
a woman had far better show
more affection than she feels.

323
00:21:56,699 --> 00:21:57,742
Enough.

324
00:21:58,868 --> 00:22:02,080
Go quickly now.
The zombies spring easily from the wet earth.

325
00:22:03,081 --> 00:22:04,082
(CLICKS TONGUE)

326
00:22:06,251 --> 00:22:07,877
(THUNDER RUMBLING)

327
00:22:16,052 --> 00:22:17,887
(THUNDER RUMBLING)

328
00:22:24,519 --> 00:22:26,479
-(DOGS WHIMPERING)
-(GUN CLICKS)

329
00:22:34,279 --> 00:22:36,197
(BARKING)

330
00:22:38,908 --> 00:22:40,410
(WHINNYING)

331
00:22:43,371 --> 00:22:44,789
(SCREAMS)

332
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:56,968
(GROANS)

333
00:23:02,390 --> 00:23:04,267
(ZOMBIE GROANING)

334
00:23:09,606 --> 00:23:11,274
(ZOMBIE SCREAMS)

335
00:23:12,984 --> 00:23:14,527
(PANTING)

336
00:23:23,286 --> 00:23:24,913
(THUNDER RUMBLING)

337
00:23:31,002 --> 00:23:33,004
(BABY CRYING)

338
00:23:43,514 --> 00:23:44,891
Merciful God.

339
00:23:45,183 --> 00:23:46,476
This cannot be.

340
00:24:03,368 --> 00:24:04,953
(POUNDING)

341
00:24:06,996 --> 00:24:09,040
(POUNDING RAPIDLY)

342
00:24:09,666 --> 00:24:11,084
(DOOR CREAKS)

343
00:24:13,378 --> 00:24:14,629
LIZ: Where is she?

344
00:24:14,963 --> 00:24:17,256
She must be closely monitored
and her room locked at all times...

345
00:24:17,340 --> 00:24:18,508
BINGLEY: That is a little excessive, Darcy.

346
00:24:18,591 --> 00:24:20,218
Miss Elizabeth Bennet.

347
00:24:24,389 --> 00:24:26,724
Did you walk all the way here?

348
00:24:27,100 --> 00:24:29,727
Yes. How is my sister?

349
00:24:29,811 --> 00:24:32,397
BINGLEY: She was feverish
and slept ill last night.

350
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:33,898
I fear she has the flu.

351
00:24:34,649 --> 00:24:35,650
Or worse.

352
00:24:35,733 --> 00:24:39,529
I detest illness. it keeps one
in a continual state of inelegance.

353
00:24:39,904 --> 00:24:40,989
Quite.

354
00:24:41,781 --> 00:24:43,032
May I tend to her?

355
00:24:43,116 --> 00:24:45,076
Of course. Edwin, show Miss Bennet the way.

356
00:24:46,536 --> 00:24:47,745
Thank you.

357
00:24:49,664 --> 00:24:52,875
I will not make the same mistake I made
at Mrs. Featherstone's whist party, Bingley.

358
00:24:57,839 --> 00:24:59,424
(SHUDDERING)

359
00:25:00,174 --> 00:25:01,592
Oh, Janey.

360
00:25:02,593 --> 00:25:04,804
-(SHUSHING)
-(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

361
00:25:04,929 --> 00:25:05,972
DARCY: Miss Bennet.

362
00:25:08,141 --> 00:25:09,434
The physician has arrived.

363
00:25:10,977 --> 00:25:12,103
LIZ: Please.

364
00:25:20,778 --> 00:25:22,321
PHYSICIAN:
She got caught in the downpour?

365
00:25:23,114 --> 00:25:24,157
Yes.

366
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:25,616
(FLIES BUZZING)

367
00:25:50,308 --> 00:25:51,976
The wound, Doctor.

368
00:25:52,435 --> 00:25:53,811
Her musket backfired.

369
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:03,988
PHYSICIAN: I see no indication of a bite.

370
00:26:05,198 --> 00:26:06,407
That was never in question.

371
00:26:17,126 --> 00:26:18,544
(LIZ CLEARS THROAT)

372
00:26:19,045 --> 00:26:20,880
I believe that these belong to you.

373
00:26:34,268 --> 00:26:35,269
(LAUGHING)

374
00:26:35,353 --> 00:26:38,147
BINGLEY: Darcy, old bean,
you almost seem disappointed.

375
00:26:38,648 --> 00:26:40,399
Louisa, you shouldn't have
played that spade.

376
00:26:40,483 --> 00:26:42,193
Iwon! lwon!

377
00:26:44,403 --> 00:26:45,488
How is she?

378
00:26:46,197 --> 00:26:47,198
She's fast asleep.

379
00:26:47,281 --> 00:26:51,119
I'm sure she'll be quite well.
Please join us, Miss Bennet.

380
00:26:51,327 --> 00:26:53,412
Thank you, but I'll amuse myself with a book.

381
00:26:53,538 --> 00:26:55,123
You prefer reading to cards?

382
00:26:55,623 --> 00:26:57,917
I prefer a great many things
to cards, Mr. Hurst.

383
00:26:58,042 --> 00:26:59,043
(SPEAKING JAPANESE)

384
00:26:59,127 --> 00:27:03,923
One half of the world cannot understand
the pleasures of the other.

385
00:27:04,006 --> 00:27:05,216
(ALL CHUCKLE)

386
00:27:06,425 --> 00:27:07,468
I don't speak Japanese.

387
00:27:07,552 --> 00:27:10,221
No, of course. You didn't train in Japan.

388
00:27:10,930 --> 00:27:12,098
China, was it?

389
00:27:12,557 --> 00:27:14,725
The Shaolin Temple in Henan Province.

390
00:27:15,685 --> 00:27:18,354
It was there that I learned to endure
all manner of discomfort.

391
00:27:18,479 --> 00:27:21,399
May I inquire as to the nature
of this discomfort?

392
00:27:21,732 --> 00:27:23,985
I would much rather
give you a demonstration.

393
00:27:29,157 --> 00:27:32,535
Mr. Darcy, is your sister much grown
since the spring?

394
00:27:33,327 --> 00:27:35,705
She is now about the same height
as Miss Elizabeth Bennet.

395
00:27:35,872 --> 00:27:39,333
I don't believe I've ever met a girl
who was so extremely accomplished.

396
00:27:39,417 --> 00:27:43,504
The word "accomplished" is far too liberally
applied to young ladies today,

397
00:27:43,629 --> 00:27:46,632
but my sister Georgiana
does deserve that distinction.

398
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:52,180
Not only is she a master of the female arts
but the deadly as well.

399
00:27:52,305 --> 00:27:54,307
I cannot boast of knowing
more than half a dozen

400
00:27:54,390 --> 00:27:56,934
in the whole range of my acquaintance
that is thus accomplished.

401
00:27:57,018 --> 00:27:58,352
Nor I, I'm sure.

402
00:27:58,811 --> 00:28:00,188
LIZ: Then, Mr. Darcy,

403
00:28:00,730 --> 00:28:03,858
you must comprehend a great deal
in your idea of an accomplished woman.

404
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:05,401
DARCYI I do.

405
00:28:05,735 --> 00:28:09,238
A woman must have
a thorough knowledge of music, singing,

406
00:28:09,322 --> 00:28:12,283
drawing, dancing
and the modern languages.

407
00:28:12,533 --> 00:28:15,786
She must be well-trained
in the fighting styles of the Kyoto masters,

408
00:28:15,870 --> 00:28:18,206
and the weapons and tactics
of modern Europe.

409
00:28:18,623 --> 00:28:21,209
Or the term would only be half-deserved.

410
00:28:21,334 --> 00:28:23,794
LIZ: And you know six such women?

411
00:28:24,253 --> 00:28:25,796
I wonder now at your knowing any.

412
00:28:26,130 --> 00:28:28,090
Are you so severe on your own sex?

413
00:28:28,299 --> 00:28:30,635
A woman is either
highly trained or highly refined.

414
00:28:31,719 --> 00:28:34,138
One cannot afford
the luxury of both in such times.

415
00:28:38,976 --> 00:28:40,061
<i>DARCY'. Ah...</i>

416
00:28:40,144 --> 00:28:41,562
<i>L'Art de Ia guerre.</i>

417
00:28:42,647 --> 00:28:43,814
<i>The Art of War.</i>

418
00:28:46,275 --> 00:28:48,402
Have you not read it
in its original Wu dialect?

419
00:28:52,323 --> 00:28:53,491
- Alas.
-(LIZ SPEAKING CANTONESE)

420
00:28:53,824 --> 00:28:55,993
Then you've never read The Art of War.

421
00:29:03,542 --> 00:29:04,710
I should get back to Jane.

422
00:29:15,805 --> 00:29:17,265
CAROLINE: She is one of those young ladies

423
00:29:17,348 --> 00:29:19,225
who seeks to recommend themselves to men

424
00:29:19,308 --> 00:29:21,310
by undervaluing their own sex.

425
00:29:23,521 --> 00:29:24,689
Undoubtedly.

426
00:29:25,147 --> 00:29:26,857
BINGLEY: I'm not going to lie...

427
00:30:10,943 --> 00:30:12,320
MRS. BENNET: Oh, my word, girls,

428
00:30:12,403 --> 00:30:16,365
regard how opulently
reappointed it has been.

429
00:30:16,449 --> 00:30:19,368
He must be even more
wealthy than we imagined.

430
00:30:19,994 --> 00:30:24,040
It would have cost a small fortune, of course,
to get the zombie blood out of the marble.

431
00:30:24,123 --> 00:30:26,417
EDWIN: Mrs. Bennet, Miss Bennet,

432
00:30:26,834 --> 00:30:29,587
Miss Bennet and Miss Bennet.

433
00:30:30,421 --> 00:30:32,590
Mrs. Bennet, I am so glad to see you.

434
00:30:32,673 --> 00:30:36,093
Oh, and sadly at
distressing circumstances.

435
00:30:36,177 --> 00:30:38,346
Are you here to take Jane home?

436
00:30:38,429 --> 00:30:39,847
- No.
- LIZ: Yes!

437
00:30:40,681 --> 00:30:43,642
We must not trespass any longer
on your kindness.

438
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:46,103
Surely, she is too ill to be moved.

439
00:30:46,187 --> 00:30:47,646
She... She does look very pale.

440
00:30:47,730 --> 00:30:49,732
DARCY: Bingley, I must protest.

441
00:30:50,441 --> 00:30:51,734
Bingley, please.

442
00:30:51,942 --> 00:30:53,611
Carelessness when dealing
with a zombie infection

443
00:30:53,694 --> 00:30:55,237
could lead to your abrupt demise.

444
00:30:55,321 --> 00:30:57,490
LIZ: Arrogance could lead to yours.

445
00:30:57,823 --> 00:31:01,660
Your defect, Miss Bennet,
besides eavesdropping,

446
00:31:01,744 --> 00:31:03,871
is to willfully misunderstand people.

447
00:31:03,954 --> 00:31:06,874
And yours is to be
unjustly prejudiced against them.

448
00:31:06,957 --> 00:31:08,626
Come on, Eliza. Come on.

449
00:31:13,255 --> 00:31:17,885
Mr. Bingley, I know just the thing
to break this terrible tension and...

450
00:31:17,968 --> 00:31:20,054
And lift the spirits of the county.

451
00:31:20,137 --> 00:31:21,889
A ball at Netherfield.

452
00:31:21,972 --> 00:31:23,182
DARCY: Out of the question.

453
00:31:23,265 --> 00:31:24,850
The security arrangements alone...

454
00:31:24,934 --> 00:31:26,519
It's a brilliant idea.

455
00:31:26,602 --> 00:31:29,480
When Jane is recovered you shall,
if you please, name the day.

456
00:31:30,147 --> 00:31:31,440
I should be honored.

457
00:31:40,116 --> 00:31:41,450
DRIVER: All right.

458
00:31:44,078 --> 00:31:45,663
-(DRIVER CLICKS TONGUE)
-(WHIPPING)

459
00:31:57,174 --> 00:31:58,509
LYDIA: LOOK at her.

460
00:31:59,093 --> 00:32:01,679
We could've stayed on
for another week in that palace.

461
00:32:01,762 --> 00:32:04,473
I'd risk a cold before I'd risk Darcy's blade.

462
00:32:04,557 --> 00:32:05,891
(SCOFFS)

463
00:32:06,016 --> 00:32:07,017
(CHILDREN SINGING)

464
00:32:08,394 --> 00:32:12,064
Oh, Mrs. Beacham's orphanage fell.

465
00:32:14,775 --> 00:32:18,112
(CHILDREN SINGING)

466
00:32:23,367 --> 00:32:26,745
<i>MR.</i> BENNET: <i>There will be an addition
to our party for dinner tonight.</i>

467
00:32:31,584 --> 00:32:34,128
It would appear your health is fully restored.

468
00:32:34,211 --> 00:32:36,172
Quite recovered, Papa.

469
00:32:36,505 --> 00:32:38,215
I know of no one who is coming.

470
00:32:39,008 --> 00:32:41,135
The person of whom I speak

471
00:32:42,303 --> 00:32:43,971
is a certain gentleman.

472
00:32:45,389 --> 00:32:46,891
(CHUCKUNG)

473
00:32:48,225 --> 00:32:50,311
Let me see.

474
00:32:50,394 --> 00:32:51,479
LIZ: Who is it?

475
00:32:51,562 --> 00:32:53,606
LYDIA: "A certain gentleman."

476
00:32:54,190 --> 00:32:56,400
LIZ: What is that odious man doing?

477
00:32:57,318 --> 00:33:00,196
MR. BENNET:
He is perusing his future property.

478
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:02,823
(TUTTING)

479
00:33:02,907 --> 00:33:04,492
(ALL CHUCKLE)

480
00:33:04,575 --> 00:33:08,078
See, this estate must, by law,
go to a male heir.

481
00:33:08,662 --> 00:33:11,665
Now that "odious man," Mr. Collins,

482
00:33:12,082 --> 00:33:17,463
may, the moment I am dead,
toss you all out of this house at his pleasure.

483
00:33:17,546 --> 00:33:19,089
(GASPS)

484
00:33:20,424 --> 00:33:23,344
Tell me, to which of my fair cousins
do I owe the compliments

485
00:33:23,511 --> 00:33:26,931
of the excellent,
and I repeat, excellent cooking?

486
00:33:27,014 --> 00:33:30,351
My daughters were trained for battle, sir.
Not the kitchen.

487
00:33:30,518 --> 00:33:31,769
Quite, Mr. Bennet.

488
00:33:32,269 --> 00:33:35,731
My patroness is not only
the King's richest subject,

489
00:33:35,940 --> 00:33:37,066
but deadliest.

490
00:33:37,566 --> 00:33:40,486
Singularly dedicated
to the annihilation of the undead.

491
00:33:40,819 --> 00:33:44,698
I assume you have all heard
of Lady Catherine de Bourgh?

492
00:33:47,535 --> 00:33:48,744
(EXCLAIMS)

493
00:33:50,329 --> 00:33:53,415
She's the most deadly swordswoman
in all of Great Britain.

494
00:33:53,499 --> 00:33:55,209
COLLINS: With the agility of a black panther.

495
00:33:55,459 --> 00:33:59,463
My humble abode abuts
Her Ladyship's estate, Rosings Park.

496
00:33:59,588 --> 00:34:00,756
Was she ever married?

497
00:34:00,839 --> 00:34:01,924
COLLINS: Widowed, sadly.

498
00:34:02,007 --> 00:34:05,594
She has one daughter, Anne,
who is unfortunately of a sickly constitution.

499
00:34:05,678 --> 00:34:06,762
Has Anne been presented?

500
00:34:06,845 --> 00:34:09,139
Oh, no. No, Mrs. Bennet.

501
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:11,392
Her ill health prevents it.

502
00:34:11,475 --> 00:34:15,437
I told Lady Catherine that the court
has been deprived of its brightest ornament.

503
00:34:16,355 --> 00:34:20,109
I have a talent, you see, for delivering
these very delicate compliments

504
00:34:20,192 --> 00:34:21,277
with an unstudied air.

505
00:34:22,069 --> 00:34:25,948
It would seem, sir,
that all you lack now is a wife.

506
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,119
I must confess, Mrs. Bennet,

507
00:34:30,703 --> 00:34:33,747
the fairest wifely choices
be right here in this room.

508
00:34:34,123 --> 00:34:35,499
(GLASS CLINKS)

509
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,669
I declare that I am

510
00:34:39,336 --> 00:34:41,130
enchanted by your daughter, Jane.

511
00:34:42,006 --> 00:34:45,509
And request to speak to her alone, if I may.

512
00:34:45,759 --> 00:34:47,177
MRS. BENNET: Oh, dear Parson.

513
00:34:47,386 --> 00:34:49,096
I'm afraid Jane is already spoken for.

514
00:34:49,179 --> 00:34:51,348
We expect a serious proposal imminently.

515
00:34:53,892 --> 00:34:55,269
Oh, fuddle.

516
00:34:55,352 --> 00:34:56,770
But Liz is quite available,

517
00:34:57,354 --> 00:34:58,856
and almost as fair as Jane.

518
00:34:59,189 --> 00:35:00,941
BOTH: (MOUTHING) What?

519
00:35:02,109 --> 00:35:04,361
Is there absolutely no negotiating over Jane?

520
00:35:04,445 --> 00:35:07,114
- The early bird catches the worm, Mr. Collins.
- Oh, indeed.

521
00:35:07,197 --> 00:35:10,409
Be mindful of your talent
for the delicate compliment, sir.

522
00:35:11,327 --> 00:35:13,120
Oh, no. Yeah... Why, yes...

523
00:35:13,203 --> 00:35:17,249
She is almost as fair as the other one.

524
00:35:18,208 --> 00:35:19,543
Splendid.

525
00:35:20,210 --> 00:35:21,211
<i>COLLINS: Thank you, ladies.</i>

526
00:35:21,462 --> 00:35:22,463
Settle down.

527
00:35:22,546 --> 00:35:23,964
Now, I thought this morning,

528
00:35:24,048 --> 00:35:28,052
I might read to you
from Fordyce's Sermons To Young Women.

529
00:35:28,344 --> 00:35:30,054
- What a treat.
- What a treat.

530
00:35:30,554 --> 00:35:32,514
-"Chapter One, The Home."
-(DOOR OPENS)

531
00:35:32,973 --> 00:35:34,975
We're walking to Meryton
to visit Aunt Phillips.

532
00:35:35,059 --> 00:35:37,895
So long as Jane and Lizzy
are willing to accompany you.

533
00:35:38,228 --> 00:35:39,396
We most certainly are.

534
00:35:39,897 --> 00:35:41,940
And, er, Mr. Collins, of course.

535
00:35:42,483 --> 00:35:43,484
Well, I should be delighted,

536
00:35:43,567 --> 00:35:47,404
but only if Mr. Bennet will consent
to release me from my reading.

537
00:35:47,780 --> 00:35:49,406
With a heavy heart, sir.

538
00:35:49,698 --> 00:35:54,078
Mr. Bennet, I am susceptible to flattery,
and you, sir, are very charming.

539
00:35:54,453 --> 00:35:55,537
Come along, ladies.

540
00:35:56,497 --> 00:35:58,290
<i>COLLINS: Miss Elizabeth,
how charming you look today.</i>

541
00:35:58,957 --> 00:36:02,336
Let us look in the shop windows of Meryton
and we can buy some new pots and pans

542
00:36:02,419 --> 00:36:04,880
to take the place
of your swords and daggers.

543
00:36:08,092 --> 00:36:09,093
(FAINT THUDDING)

544
00:36:10,886 --> 00:36:11,887
Oh?

545
00:36:12,471 --> 00:36:13,514
Is there some sort of trouble?

546
00:36:14,431 --> 00:36:15,724
Oh, it appears there is.

547
00:36:23,190 --> 00:36:24,608
JANE: Penny McGregor's carriage.

548
00:36:24,692 --> 00:36:25,776
PENNY: Help!

549
00:36:26,110 --> 00:36:27,444
Someone's trapped inside.

550
00:36:27,569 --> 00:36:28,946
- Jane.
- WOMAN: Please!

551
00:36:29,029 --> 00:36:30,781
(POUNDING REPEATEDLY)

552
00:36:30,864 --> 00:36:32,616
There's been an accident!

553
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:36,620
Please help me! Anyone! Please!

554
00:36:37,162 --> 00:36:38,288
- Help!
-(POUNDING STOPS)

555
00:36:39,456 --> 00:36:40,999
(GUNS COCKING)

556
00:36:46,046 --> 00:36:47,798
There was a horrible accident,

557
00:36:50,217 --> 00:36:51,427
but I survived.

558
00:36:52,469 --> 00:36:53,721
I survived, Janey.

559
00:36:53,971 --> 00:36:55,639
Not in the traditional sense of the word.

560
00:36:55,848 --> 00:36:56,849
(GUN FIRES)

561
00:37:02,980 --> 00:37:06,275
It appears Miss McGregor
won't be delivering any more lamp oil.

562
00:37:07,818 --> 00:37:08,944
I must confess,

563
00:37:09,486 --> 00:37:14,783
I was unaware that zombies possessed
the required acuity to set such traps.

564
00:37:16,243 --> 00:37:17,995
Before we know it,
they'll be running for Parliament.

565
00:37:20,831 --> 00:37:21,874
Come along.

566
00:37:24,376 --> 00:37:26,837
Fantastic. We must try
and make elevenses, actually.

567
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:29,757
Come along, Elizabeth. We mustn't dawdle,
we can't be late.

568
00:37:33,510 --> 00:37:36,305
- Miss Bennet.
- Thank you, Mr. Collins.

569
00:37:36,638 --> 00:37:38,223
Allow me.

570
00:37:40,142 --> 00:37:43,353
Gallantry isn't dead. Come, come now.
We mustn't be late.

571
00:37:47,024 --> 00:37:49,151
MAN: Keep your eyes peeled for zombies!

572
00:37:49,234 --> 00:37:51,403
No one walks alone!

573
00:37:51,487 --> 00:37:55,532
KITTY: This must be the extra militia
they stationed here in Meryton.

574
00:37:55,949 --> 00:37:58,285
LYDIA: (SIGHS) Oh, Kitty, look at him.

575
00:38:00,537 --> 00:38:01,580
- Good day.
- How are you?

576
00:38:01,663 --> 00:38:02,706
- Kitty. Lydia.
- Hi.

577
00:38:02,790 --> 00:38:04,082
Lieutenant Denny!

578
00:38:07,836 --> 00:38:09,171
Who's that With him?

579
00:38:11,381 --> 00:38:14,301
Miss Lydia Bennet and
Miss Catherine Bennet. Lieutenant Wickham,

580
00:38:14,384 --> 00:38:15,969
who has just been assigned
to our Meryton regiment

581
00:38:16,053 --> 00:38:18,138
to deal with the zombie resurgence.

582
00:38:18,222 --> 00:38:20,808
I bet you're fearful handsome
in your regimentals.

583
00:38:20,891 --> 00:38:22,684
Kitty, Lydia.

584
00:38:24,019 --> 00:38:26,063
Miss Jane Bennet, Miss Elizabeth Bennet,
may I introduce...

585
00:38:26,146 --> 00:38:27,731
- George Wickham.
- He's a lieutenant.

586
00:38:28,941 --> 00:38:30,400
JANE: This is our cousin, Mr. Collins.

587
00:38:31,235 --> 00:38:32,444
COLLINS: Parson Collins.

588
00:38:34,112 --> 00:38:35,447
Aren't we overdue at the Phillips'?

589
00:38:37,699 --> 00:38:38,742
Walk us.

590
00:38:38,992 --> 00:38:40,452
I fear I have a prior engagement.

591
00:38:40,828 --> 00:38:41,954
Mr. Wickham?

592
00:38:42,454 --> 00:38:43,497
Yes. Enchanted.

593
00:38:43,997 --> 00:38:45,082
COLLINS: She is baking,

594
00:38:45,165 --> 00:38:46,792
-so we mustn't be late.
- Lydia.

595
00:38:47,251 --> 00:38:48,877
I said she is baking.

596
00:38:50,295 --> 00:38:51,713
I was very keen to be on time

597
00:38:51,797 --> 00:38:54,591
because, apparently,
Aunt Phillips' muffins are splendid, you see.

598
00:38:54,716 --> 00:38:55,759
Is that so?

599
00:38:55,843 --> 00:38:58,512
Yeah, and Lady Catherine herself
abhors tardiness,

600
00:38:58,929 --> 00:39:02,432
and actually it's instilled me
with a real sense of order.

601
00:39:03,642 --> 00:39:06,603
Thank you for accompanying us
and enduring my younger sisters.

602
00:39:06,687 --> 00:39:07,688
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

603
00:39:07,771 --> 00:39:08,897
It's my pleasure.

604
00:39:10,274 --> 00:39:12,150
Are you going to be stationed here
all winter, Mr. Wickham?

605
00:39:12,901 --> 00:39:14,403
Well, that depends entirely
on what the manky dreadfuls

606
00:39:14,486 --> 00:39:15,821
have in store for us, Miss Bennet.

607
00:39:19,074 --> 00:39:20,117
Mr. Bingley.

608
00:39:21,785 --> 00:39:22,786
Oh...

609
00:39:24,079 --> 00:39:25,622
We were just on our way to Longbourn.

610
00:39:26,582 --> 00:39:30,127
LYDIA: Mr. Bingley, you promised
you'd throw a ball at Netherfield.

611
00:39:31,795 --> 00:39:33,797
- Are you quite recovered?
- She is.

612
00:39:34,548 --> 00:39:36,049
Then I shall begin
the preparations immediately

613
00:39:36,133 --> 00:39:38,719
for the most glorious ball
Hertfordshire has ever seen.

614
00:39:39,803 --> 00:39:41,138
LYDIA: Can Lieutenant Wickham come?

615
00:39:44,933 --> 00:39:48,270
Of course, an invitation shall be sent
to all my fellow officers.

616
00:39:52,482 --> 00:39:53,734
Excuse me.

617
00:39:56,445 --> 00:39:57,487
Good day, Miss Jane.

618
00:39:58,906 --> 00:40:01,033
There you are, my beautiful nieces.

619
00:40:01,325 --> 00:40:02,576
Oh!

620
00:40:06,830 --> 00:40:07,873
Please join us, Mr. Wickham.

621
00:40:08,248 --> 00:40:09,541
No. Duty calls, I'm afraid.

622
00:40:09,708 --> 00:40:10,709
Oh...

623
00:40:11,376 --> 00:40:12,753
Um...

624
00:40:12,836 --> 00:40:14,504
I must know, Mr. Wickham,

625
00:40:16,214 --> 00:40:18,216
what is amiss between you and Mr. Darcy?

626
00:40:21,428 --> 00:40:22,512
Are you much acquainted with him?

627
00:40:23,472 --> 00:40:24,681
More than I wish to be.

628
00:40:25,182 --> 00:40:26,433
He's been here for less than a month

629
00:40:26,516 --> 00:40:28,352
and is already the least popular man
in the county.

630
00:40:29,853 --> 00:40:32,314
Yes, it always gives me great pain to see him.

631
00:40:32,397 --> 00:40:34,691
I have been connected with his family
from infancy.

632
00:40:34,775 --> 00:40:36,860
My father managed
the late Mr. Darcy's estate.

633
00:40:37,736 --> 00:40:38,987
Darcy and I grew up together.

634
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:41,949
His father treated me like a second son.

635
00:40:42,324 --> 00:40:44,076
I cannot begin to do justice to his kindness.

636
00:40:45,118 --> 00:40:46,912
He bequeathed me with
the best living in his gift.

637
00:40:47,287 --> 00:40:48,997
I had my heart set on joining the church.

638
00:40:50,207 --> 00:40:52,042
But when he was slain
in the Second Battle of Kent,

639
00:40:52,125 --> 00:40:54,378
Darcy ignored his wishes
and gave my living to another man.

640
00:40:55,545 --> 00:40:58,090
What could have induced him
to behave so cruelly?

641
00:40:59,508 --> 00:41:00,509
Pride.

642
00:41:02,052 --> 00:41:04,221
He thought me too low
to be worth his consideration.

643
00:41:04,805 --> 00:41:06,932
I loved his father dearly,
so, I can never expose Darcy

644
00:41:07,015 --> 00:41:08,058
or challenge him to a duel.

645
00:41:08,225 --> 00:41:09,476
AUNT PHILLIPS: Come now, Lizzy!

646
00:41:10,435 --> 00:41:12,270
We must plan our trip to the North Country.

647
00:41:12,437 --> 00:41:13,647
LIZ: I'll be right there.

648
00:41:16,149 --> 00:41:17,776
Well, perhaps I shall see you
at Mr. Bingley's ball?

649
00:41:18,402 --> 00:41:20,070
(CHUCKLES) Perhaps.

650
00:41:22,823 --> 00:41:23,824
I'll be there. (LAUGHS)

651
00:41:40,257 --> 00:41:42,009
(MUSIC PLAYING)

652
00:41:43,260 --> 00:41:44,386
WOMAN: Oh, dear.

653
00:41:46,263 --> 00:41:48,098
(INDISTINCT MURMURING)

654
00:42:32,100 --> 00:42:33,143
Beg your pardon.

655
00:42:47,866 --> 00:42:49,659
(WICKHAM CLEARING THROAT)

656
00:42:50,827 --> 00:42:52,037
(uz SIGHS)

657
00:42:54,247 --> 00:42:56,708
Mr. Wickham, you came.

658
00:42:57,125 --> 00:42:58,168
As I said I would.

659
00:42:58,877 --> 00:43:01,463
I feared that Mr. Darcy's presence
would keep you away.

660
00:43:01,838 --> 00:43:04,257
If Darcy wishes to avoid me,
he must go, not I.

661
00:43:04,341 --> 00:43:05,383
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

662
00:43:05,467 --> 00:43:06,927
I have found you, Miss Bennet!

663
00:43:09,763 --> 00:43:10,806
Sorry, and you are?

664
00:43:11,765 --> 00:43:12,808
Wickham.

665
00:43:13,350 --> 00:43:16,103
Oh, Mr. Wickham. I never forget a face,

666
00:43:16,186 --> 00:43:17,979
especially one as angelic as Miss Bennet's.

667
00:43:18,063 --> 00:43:19,815
I do hope you haven't forgotten our dance?

668
00:43:20,357 --> 00:43:22,275
Of course not, Parson Collins.

669
00:43:22,734 --> 00:43:25,153
- Oh, allow me.
- Thank you, Mr. Wickham.

670
00:43:26,154 --> 00:43:29,116
Lady Catherine herself has praised me
on my lightness of foot.

671
00:43:31,159 --> 00:43:34,496
Wonder, sir, how you found the time
to hone such delicacy in your steps.

672
00:43:34,579 --> 00:43:36,289
Flattery will get you everywhere,
Miss Bennet.

673
00:43:37,207 --> 00:43:38,250
Dean“

674
00:43:38,542 --> 00:43:39,835
The dance seems to be getting away with us.

675
00:43:39,918 --> 00:43:42,295
I think it only right and proper
that every clergyman

676
00:43:42,379 --> 00:43:44,798
should set the example
for matrimony in the parish.

677
00:43:48,844 --> 00:43:49,845
Ah...

678
00:43:50,053 --> 00:43:51,888
This is my favorite moment of the dance.

679
00:43:52,055 --> 00:43:53,932
And now the party's in full swing.

680
00:43:54,015 --> 00:43:55,392
(BOTH EXCLAIM)

681
00:43:56,101 --> 00:43:57,978
Such splendor in the air.

682
00:43:58,103 --> 00:44:01,523
A parson may no longer lead a chaste life,
my fair cousin.

683
00:44:01,731 --> 00:44:03,859
Mr. Collins, please keep your voice down.

684
00:44:03,942 --> 00:44:05,235
(LIZ PANTING)

685
00:44:05,902 --> 00:44:07,028
(COLLINS GRUNTS)

686
00:44:07,237 --> 00:44:08,280
Splendid.

687
00:44:08,780 --> 00:44:10,407
Splendid work, everyone.

688
00:44:10,740 --> 00:44:12,159
Thank you for your attention.

689
00:44:12,534 --> 00:44:13,743
Everyone did valiantly.

690
00:44:14,077 --> 00:44:16,997
Miss Bennet, it is my intention
to remain very close to you

691
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:18,498
throughout all the evening.

692
00:44:19,291 --> 00:44:20,917
- May I have the next dance?
- Yes.

693
00:44:24,713 --> 00:44:26,006
(COLLINS CLEARS THROAT)

694
00:44:30,135 --> 00:44:31,469
Mr. Darcy, this is Mr. Collins.

695
00:44:31,761 --> 00:44:33,513
- Parson Collins.
- Parson Collins.

696
00:44:35,140 --> 00:44:36,266
Your...

697
00:44:37,601 --> 00:44:38,852
Uh... He's my cousin.

698
00:44:39,561 --> 00:44:43,148
Mr. Darcy,
I have made the most incredible discovery...

699
00:44:43,231 --> 00:44:46,985
Nay. Tosh. An extraordinary discovery, sir.

700
00:44:47,068 --> 00:44:50,655
You are the nephew
of Lady Catherine de Bourgh.

701
00:44:54,201 --> 00:44:55,285
I know.

702
00:44:56,578 --> 00:44:57,913
Well, I know you know.

703
00:44:57,996 --> 00:44:59,206
Allow me to do the honor of
introducing myself...

704
00:44:59,289 --> 00:45:00,415
- Please excuse me.
- Please excuse me.

705
00:45:00,498 --> 00:45:02,626
I am Parson Collins.

706
00:45:03,376 --> 00:45:05,295
My humble abode abuts Her Ladyship's...

707
00:45:05,378 --> 00:45:10,008
I predict a wedding in under three months.

708
00:45:10,133 --> 00:45:12,802
-(SNORING)
- He's such a charming young man,

709
00:45:13,511 --> 00:45:14,971
and so...

710
00:45:16,223 --> 00:45:17,224
Well, rich.

711
00:45:17,849 --> 00:45:20,852
Jane marrying Bingley
is bound to throw her younger sisters

712
00:45:20,936 --> 00:45:22,812
in the way of other rich men.

713
00:45:22,896 --> 00:45:23,897
And then...

714
00:45:24,648 --> 00:45:26,149
(WHISPERING) Mother, it's time to go.

715
00:45:26,233 --> 00:45:27,734
-(GRUNTS)
-(GROANS)

716
00:45:27,817 --> 00:45:29,277
Don't be so impertinent.

717
00:45:30,779 --> 00:45:31,905
(WHISPERING) Mr. Darcy overheard you.

718
00:45:31,988 --> 00:45:34,824
What is Mr. Darcy to me,
pray, that I should be afraid of him?

719
00:45:34,908 --> 00:45:36,868
MARY: I can't find Papa or Lydia anywhere.

720
00:45:37,202 --> 00:45:40,121
LIZ: Papa will be in the library
and I'll find that stupid girl.

721
00:45:45,835 --> 00:45:47,837
Edwin, where is dessert?

722
00:45:48,129 --> 00:45:49,256
-(EXCLAIMS)
- LIZI Ah!

723
00:45:49,339 --> 00:45:50,757
Hello, Mrs... Hello, Miss Bennett.

724
00:45:51,508 --> 00:45:52,634
Sir?

725
00:45:53,260 --> 00:45:54,261
(EDWIN SCREAMING)

726
00:45:54,678 --> 00:45:55,762
Sir?

727
00:45:56,513 --> 00:45:57,681
We must find Darcy immediately.

728
00:45:57,847 --> 00:45:58,932
There's no time.

729
00:46:01,977 --> 00:46:02,978
Mr. Bingley.

730
00:46:04,396 --> 00:46:05,480
Yes.

731
00:46:13,405 --> 00:46:15,073
BINGLEY: All the lanterns
have been snuffed out.

732
00:46:16,199 --> 00:46:17,409
Oh, mind your step, Miss Bennet.

733
00:46:19,869 --> 00:46:21,246
(SCREAMING)

734
00:46:26,543 --> 00:46:27,669
LIZ: Mr. Bingley.

735
00:46:28,336 --> 00:46:29,796
(ZOMBIES LAUGHING)

736
00:46:37,429 --> 00:46:38,888
You're Mrs. Beacham's orphans.

737
00:46:39,097 --> 00:46:40,390
We were, Miss Bennet.

738
00:46:42,100 --> 00:46:43,268
How did you get in here?

739
00:46:43,393 --> 00:46:46,062
Our new friend showed us the way in.

740
00:46:46,771 --> 00:46:48,106
(CHUCKLES)

741
00:46:49,649 --> 00:46:50,734
(DARCY SCREAMS)

742
00:46:52,068 --> 00:46:53,236
(GRUNTING)

743
00:46:57,407 --> 00:46:58,450
Mr. Darcy!

744
00:47:19,512 --> 00:47:20,847
Was he bitten?

745
00:47:24,476 --> 00:47:25,685
- Was he bitten?
- No.

746
00:47:26,853 --> 00:47:28,438
No, he fell and hit his head.

747
00:47:33,193 --> 00:47:34,277
DARCY: Bingley.

748
00:47:35,111 --> 00:47:36,279
Bingley, wake up.

749
00:47:36,529 --> 00:47:37,614
Come on, chap.

750
00:47:46,122 --> 00:47:48,792
Your abilities as a warrior
are beyond reproach, Mr. Darcy.

751
00:47:50,293 --> 00:47:51,503
If only you were as good a friend.

752
00:48:16,611 --> 00:48:19,155
JANE: <i>"Dear Jane, we have decided
to close down Netherfield</i>

753
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:20,365
<i>"and return to London.</i>

754
00:48:20,824 --> 00:48:22,659
<i>"We are not sure when we shall return."</i>

755
00:48:22,992 --> 00:48:25,286
LIZ: <i>The Bingleys just closed down
the house and left?</i>

756
00:48:26,121 --> 00:48:29,249
I don't understand. Why would he not know
when he is to return?

757
00:48:29,624 --> 00:48:31,000
According to Caroline Bingley,

758
00:48:31,543 --> 00:48:33,795
<i>"Mr. Darcy is impatient to see his sister.</i>

759
00:48:34,170 --> 00:48:36,089
<i>"My brother admires her greatly already.</i>

760
00:48:36,631 --> 00:48:39,509
<i>"He will now be seeing her frequently
and on the most intimate footing.</i>

761
00:48:40,385 --> 00:48:43,263
"Am I wrong, my dearest Jane,
in indulging the hope of an event

762
00:48:43,346 --> 00:48:45,348
"which will secure the happiness
of so many?"

763
00:48:45,432 --> 00:48:47,934
Obviously, she knows
her brother is in love with you,

764
00:48:48,017 --> 00:48:49,769
and wants him to marry Miss Darcy.

765
00:48:52,147 --> 00:48:55,817
If Mr. Bingley truly loves me,
nothing can keep us apart.

766
00:48:57,235 --> 00:48:59,988
No one who has ever seen you together
can doubt his affection.

767
00:49:04,033 --> 00:49:06,035
I'm sure Mr. Bingley will be back soon.

768
00:49:06,453 --> 00:49:08,288
<i>And that there's a good reason for all this.</i>

769
00:49:15,795 --> 00:49:17,380
- Ladies.
-(SIGHS)

770
00:49:17,464 --> 00:49:18,882
Good morrow.

771
00:49:25,597 --> 00:49:27,390
(SPEAKING INAUDIBLY)

772
00:49:29,350 --> 00:49:30,810
(GIGGLING)

773
00:49:40,904 --> 00:49:44,741
Mr. Collins would like a private audience
with your sister.

774
00:49:44,908 --> 00:49:46,242
(LAUGHING)

775
00:49:46,618 --> 00:49:47,660
Lydia.

776
00:49:47,744 --> 00:49:50,497
- What, with Liz?
- Out. Out. Everyone out.

777
00:49:50,580 --> 00:49:52,373
Mama, please, he has
nothing to say. He can't...

778
00:49:53,583 --> 00:49:56,753
(WHISPERING)
Jane, please don't. Please, please...

779
00:49:56,836 --> 00:49:58,171
(SIGHS)

780
00:50:00,131 --> 00:50:01,382
- Ah...
-(GASPS)

781
00:50:01,466 --> 00:50:03,510
Miss Elizabeth,
as soon as I entered the house

782
00:50:03,593 --> 00:50:05,970
I singled you out
as the companion for my future life.

783
00:50:06,554 --> 00:50:07,555
Oh, no.

784
00:50:07,639 --> 00:50:11,684
I am convinced marrying you
will add very greatly to my happiness.

785
00:50:12,769 --> 00:50:14,187
But, actually, I must add,

786
00:50:14,270 --> 00:50:17,815
I will of course require you
to retire your warrior skills

787
00:50:17,941 --> 00:50:19,567
as part of the marital submission.

788
00:50:20,235 --> 00:50:22,237
We absolutely can't have swords
in the home.

789
00:50:22,529 --> 00:50:24,531
And now, Miss Elizabeth,

790
00:50:24,906 --> 00:50:27,200
allow me to assure you
in the most animated language

791
00:50:27,283 --> 00:50:30,703
of the violence, the sheer violence
of my affections.

792
00:50:30,787 --> 00:50:33,456
- Sir, I am honored by your proposal.
- Thank you.

793
00:50:33,623 --> 00:50:34,624
I am,

794
00:50:34,874 --> 00:50:36,543
but I regret, I must refuse.

795
00:50:38,002 --> 00:50:41,339
MRS. BENNET:
Lizzy, I insist you marry Mr. Collins.

796
00:50:41,548 --> 00:50:42,549
No!

797
00:50:42,632 --> 00:50:44,968
MRS. BENNET: Do not worry, Mr. Collins.
She shall be brought to reason.

798
00:50:45,093 --> 00:50:46,219
- Oh, good.
- LIZ: No.

799
00:50:46,302 --> 00:50:47,345
Oh, no...

800
00:50:47,428 --> 00:50:48,388
I'm terribly sorry.

801
00:50:48,471 --> 00:50:50,932
MRS. BENNET: Now, Elizabeth Bennet,
you get back there. You get back there.

802
00:50:51,057 --> 00:50:52,934
- LIZ: No.
- And you face up to your future...

803
00:50:53,226 --> 00:50:55,979
Excuse me. Mr. Bennet!

804
00:50:56,563 --> 00:51:00,858
You must come and make Lizzy marry
Mr. Collins, for she refuses to have him!

805
00:51:02,485 --> 00:51:03,486
<i>Bugger .</i>

806
00:51:03,695 --> 00:51:05,822
-(GRUNTING)
- MRS. BENNET: Lizzy!

807
00:51:06,864 --> 00:51:11,244
Lizzy, you will marry Mr. Collins or
I shall never speak to you again!

808
00:51:11,327 --> 00:51:13,079
(GRUNTS)

809
00:51:13,162 --> 00:51:14,289
MRS. BENNET: You talk to her.

810
00:51:15,957 --> 00:51:19,961
Lizzy! (CLEARING THROAT)
An unhappy alternative is before you.

811
00:51:20,837 --> 00:51:24,549
Your mother will never speak to you again
if you do not marry Mr. Collins.

812
00:51:25,174 --> 00:51:28,219
And I will never speak to you again if you do.

813
00:51:28,928 --> 00:51:30,138
(GASPS)

814
00:51:34,434 --> 00:51:37,020
Who will maintain you
when your father is dead?

815
00:51:37,145 --> 00:51:38,813
No one, Elizabeth Bennet!

816
00:51:38,980 --> 00:51:42,191
You shall become
a poor and pathetic spinster!

817
00:51:42,275 --> 00:51:43,401
Anything.

818
00:51:43,693 --> 00:51:46,529
Anything is to be preferred or endured

819
00:51:46,904 --> 00:51:49,282
rather than marrying without affection!

820
00:51:51,784 --> 00:51:52,785
Lizzy.

821
00:51:53,202 --> 00:51:55,538
Lizzy, don't go into the woods alone!

822
00:51:56,831 --> 00:51:58,041
Lizzy!

823
00:51:58,166 --> 00:51:59,834
I forbid you!

824
00:52:12,013 --> 00:52:13,723
(BIRDS SCREECHING)

825
00:52:23,900 --> 00:52:25,068
WICKHAMI Elizabeth.

826
00:52:27,028 --> 00:52:28,154
Mr. Wickham.

827
00:52:34,035 --> 00:52:35,495
(MUTTERING)

828
00:52:35,578 --> 00:52:36,913
You vanished at the ball.

829
00:52:37,163 --> 00:52:38,331
Yes.

830
00:52:38,414 --> 00:52:41,417
I thought it would've been selfish of me
to seek an encounter with Darcy.

831
00:52:41,501 --> 00:52:43,544
Would've ruined the ball
for anyone who witnessed it.

832
00:52:43,628 --> 00:52:47,215
I am very sorry I lost the pleasure
of dancing with you, though.

833
00:52:47,298 --> 00:52:50,510
Did you happen to see
four gentlemen pass this way?

834
00:52:51,761 --> 00:52:53,805
- In top hats?
- You saw them?

835
00:52:53,930 --> 00:52:57,225
No, but they were undoubtedly pallbearers.

836
00:52:57,433 --> 00:52:58,518
This is a cemetery.

837
00:53:00,561 --> 00:53:01,604
Uh, Miss Bennet?

838
00:53:03,690 --> 00:53:06,109
I want to take you somewhere
very special to me.

839
00:53:06,984 --> 00:53:08,736
It's a secret place
I've never shown another living soul.

840
00:53:12,156 --> 00:53:16,285
I stumbled upon it quite by accident
when I was first stationed in The In-Between.

841
00:53:16,494 --> 00:53:19,872
But somehow, I believe I was
always destined to find it, Miss Bennet.

842
00:53:43,563 --> 00:53:46,774
You go in. I'll join you after I see to my horse.

843
00:53:51,821 --> 00:53:52,947
Don't be afraid.

844
00:53:54,949 --> 00:53:55,992
I'm not.

845
00:54:00,663 --> 00:54:02,999
MAN: "And I brought
your fathers out of Egypt.

846
00:54:03,082 --> 00:54:05,251
"And ye came unto the sea,

847
00:54:05,334 --> 00:54:09,881
"and the Egyptians crowded their fathers
with chariots and horsemen

848
00:54:09,964 --> 00:54:11,215
"to the Red Sea.

849
00:54:11,299 --> 00:54:12,925
-"And when they cried unto the Lord...
-(BOTH GIGGLING)

850
00:54:13,009 --> 00:54:16,179
"...he put darkness between
you and the Egyptians,

851
00:54:16,554 --> 00:54:18,306
"and brought this upon them.

852
00:54:19,557 --> 00:54:21,309
-(SHUSHING)
-"He that believeth in me,

853
00:54:21,392 --> 00:54:22,935
"though he were dead,

854
00:54:23,853 --> 00:54:25,938
"yet shall he live."

855
00:54:26,272 --> 00:54:27,356
(GIGGLING)

856
00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:28,441
(WHISPERING) You're quite rude.

857
00:54:28,524 --> 00:54:31,402
"And Jesus cried out with a loud voice,

858
00:54:31,903 --> 00:54:33,780
- ALL: "'Lazarus, come out!"'
-(GASPS)

859
00:54:33,863 --> 00:54:35,531
WICKHAM: No, don't! Don't.

860
00:54:37,366 --> 00:54:38,367
It's all right.

861
00:54:39,368 --> 00:54:40,369
It's all right.

862
00:54:40,453 --> 00:54:44,457
"Happy are those
who are called to his supper.

863
00:54:50,379 --> 00:54:53,216
"The locusts have no king.

864
00:54:53,633 --> 00:54:57,428
"Yet all of them go forth, marching in rank.

865
00:54:59,222 --> 00:55:03,726
"What the cutting locust left,
the swarming locust has eaten.

866
00:55:04,268 --> 00:55:05,561
"What the swarming locust...

867
00:55:05,645 --> 00:55:07,730
-(GASPS) Brains.
- No. They're pigs' brains.

868
00:55:08,523 --> 00:55:09,565
You have nothing to fear.

869
00:55:10,274 --> 00:55:12,485
You see, if they never consume human brains

870
00:55:12,568 --> 00:55:15,071
they will never fully transform into zombies.

871
00:55:15,571 --> 00:55:19,325
St. Lazarus is the key to finally ending the
struggle between the living and the undead.

872
00:55:19,408 --> 00:55:23,037
We must force some kind of understanding
with the most advanced among them.

873
00:55:23,412 --> 00:55:26,123
Well, surely the Crown
will support such a venture.

874
00:55:26,582 --> 00:55:29,377
The war has almost bankrupted Great Britain.

875
00:55:29,460 --> 00:55:31,087
I know not where to turn.

876
00:55:32,421 --> 00:55:35,132
It's only a matter of time
before they outnumber us.

877
00:55:37,176 --> 00:55:39,554
GUARD: Rider at the gate!

878
00:55:39,637 --> 00:55:42,181
Attention!

879
00:55:50,273 --> 00:55:51,858
- Liz?
- Charlotte?

880
00:55:52,191 --> 00:55:54,193
I didn't know you were coming to visit.

881
00:55:54,277 --> 00:55:55,736
I have some news.

882
00:55:57,697 --> 00:56:00,241
I'm engaged to be married to Mr. Collins.

883
00:56:04,996 --> 00:56:06,247
You must be surprised.

884
00:56:06,706 --> 00:56:08,332
I'm not. I'm relieved.

885
00:56:08,958 --> 00:56:10,376
I believe that
my chance of happiness with him

886
00:56:10,459 --> 00:56:13,129
is as fair as most women can hope for.

887
00:56:15,631 --> 00:56:17,592
And that's all you expect?

888
00:56:17,675 --> 00:56:19,677
At 25, it's more than I expect.

889
00:56:23,014 --> 00:56:24,181
(SIGHS)

890
00:56:24,682 --> 00:56:30,479
Charlotte, if you're happy for you,
then I am, too.

891
00:56:30,980 --> 00:56:32,356
(CHUCKLES)

892
00:56:33,733 --> 00:56:36,068
Well, I am to be presented to Lady Catherine

893
00:56:36,152 --> 00:56:39,071
and if I am to stay
the night at Mr. Collins' rectory,

894
00:56:39,155 --> 00:56:41,073
I will require a chaperone.

895
00:56:42,825 --> 00:56:45,328
- Charlotte...
- She's said to be quite an imposing figure.

896
00:56:45,411 --> 00:56:48,581
And the thought of facing her without you
makes me deathly nervous.

897
00:56:48,664 --> 00:56:50,166
So, please?

898
00:56:50,333 --> 00:56:51,626
(CHUCKLES)

899
00:56:56,672 --> 00:57:01,427
I'll come, but I have one stipulation.

900
00:57:01,510 --> 00:57:02,929
Anything.

901
00:57:03,012 --> 00:57:04,847
COLLINS:
Now, when we meet Lady Catherine,

902
00:57:04,931 --> 00:57:06,641
a simple curtsey will suffice.

903
00:57:06,724 --> 00:57:11,020
Maintain eye contact,
but don't speak unless spoken to, please.

904
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:14,941
Lady Catherine's famed Black Guard.

905
00:57:15,024 --> 00:57:16,692
They can't move.

906
00:57:16,776 --> 00:57:20,821
Here, look at this,
you could tickle him with a feather. Oh!

907
00:57:20,905 --> 00:57:22,448
GUARD: Lower the gate!

908
00:57:22,531 --> 00:57:26,535
COLLINS: An extraordinary sight,
is it not? Oh!

909
00:57:27,870 --> 00:57:30,623
Such splendor.

910
00:57:34,835 --> 00:57:37,630
<i>Lady Catherine Smiting the Undead Lucifer.</i>

911
00:57:37,713 --> 00:57:39,590
Majestic. Oh!

912
00:57:42,468 --> 00:57:43,719
(SNICKERING)

913
00:57:43,803 --> 00:57:44,804
Elizabeth Bennet.

914
00:57:50,142 --> 00:57:52,269
<i>The Four Horsemen
of the Zombie Apocalypse.</i>

915
00:57:52,353 --> 00:57:55,398
When they appear, the end of days is neigh.

916
00:57:55,523 --> 00:57:57,066
- This way, miss.
-(CLEARING THROAT)

917
00:58:01,612 --> 00:58:04,782
FRANKLIN: Parson Collins,
Miss Lucas, and Miss Bennet.

918
00:58:09,912 --> 00:58:11,080
COLLINS: I'm sorry.

919
00:58:11,998 --> 00:58:13,541
Lady Catherine.

920
00:58:14,750 --> 00:58:16,252
Miss De Bourgh.

921
00:58:17,378 --> 00:58:18,629
Lady Catherine.

922
00:58:19,130 --> 00:58:21,257
LADY CATHERINE:
So you are Elizabeth Bennet.

923
00:58:21,632 --> 00:58:23,634
LIZ: Um, yes. lam, Your Ladyship.

924
00:58:26,929 --> 00:58:28,681
This is my daughter.

925
00:58:33,019 --> 00:58:37,732
COLLINS: Well, it's very kind of you to
invite us over for tea, Lady Catherine. Really.

926
00:58:37,815 --> 00:58:39,316
-(DOOR OPENS)
- Very grateful.

927
00:58:40,443 --> 00:58:41,444
Mr. Darcy?

928
00:58:43,571 --> 00:58:44,613
Miss Bennet.

929
00:58:45,740 --> 00:58:47,324
You know my nephew?

930
00:58:48,325 --> 00:58:51,037
Yes, I had the tremendous pleasure
of meeting him in Hertfordshire.

931
00:58:52,288 --> 00:58:53,372
Mr. Wickham.

932
00:58:54,123 --> 00:58:56,292
- Is this the soldier you spoke of?
- FRANKLIN: Yes.

933
00:58:56,375 --> 00:58:59,420
Miss Bennet requested he attend,
that he might confer with Your Ladyship

934
00:58:59,503 --> 00:59:02,298
about a strategy
with which to combat the scourge.

935
00:59:02,882 --> 00:59:05,051
Mmm, a lieutenant? Really?

936
00:59:05,134 --> 00:59:06,135
COLLINS: Indeed.

937
00:59:06,218 --> 00:59:08,220
FRANKLIN: And tea is brought up.

938
00:59:08,304 --> 00:59:10,514
- Oh! Shall we?
- Oh, delighted to.

939
00:59:10,598 --> 00:59:11,599
Please.

940
00:59:13,350 --> 00:59:15,770
LIZ: I have given you entry
to the wealthiest woman in the kingdom.

941
00:59:17,605 --> 00:59:19,440
The rest is up to you.

942
00:59:22,068 --> 00:59:23,194
<i>WICKHAM: Your Ladyship has perhaps heard</i>

943
00:59:23,277 --> 00:59:24,779
that some of the stricken
have not succumbed

944
00:59:24,862 --> 00:59:26,197
to the urge to feed upon the living,

945
00:59:26,322 --> 00:59:28,574
and in so doing
have maintained their human ways.

946
00:59:28,657 --> 00:59:30,201
And they have managed to resist this

947
00:59:30,284 --> 00:59:32,244
most primal of zombie urges, how?

948
00:59:32,328 --> 00:59:34,413
Their iron-clad constitutions?

949
00:59:34,497 --> 00:59:35,623
(SCOFFS)

950
00:59:36,123 --> 00:59:39,126
Yes, fortified by religious piety
and pigs' brains,

951
00:59:39,210 --> 00:59:41,128
which they receive in communion
as the blood of Christ.

952
00:59:41,212 --> 00:59:44,048
The pig brains quench their appetite
for human brains.

953
00:59:44,632 --> 00:59:45,758
Oh, yes, of course.

954
00:59:45,841 --> 00:59:47,426
The Crown's funds have been drained.

955
00:59:47,510 --> 00:59:49,637
You're here to solicit money?

956
00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:52,223
I am here to propose a venture
that would end the war forever.

957
00:59:52,306 --> 00:59:54,975
These new zombies can be reasoned with.

958
00:59:55,059 --> 00:59:57,311
With the proper funding,
I believe we can cultivate trust

959
00:59:57,394 --> 01:00:00,397
and even goodwill
with this new iteration of the undead,

960
01:00:00,481 --> 01:00:03,776
who seem to possess an inherent power
over the lower ranks of their kind.

961
01:00:03,859 --> 01:00:05,236
(CHUCKUNG)

962
01:00:07,238 --> 01:00:08,697
Zombie aristocrats?

963
01:00:08,781 --> 01:00:10,658
(LAUGHING)

964
01:00:12,034 --> 01:00:13,077
Oh, yeah.

965
01:00:15,454 --> 01:00:17,540
WICKHAM: I prefer to think of them
as souls lost in purgatory.

966
01:00:18,582 --> 01:00:20,417
The common hordes
look to them for leadership.

967
01:00:20,501 --> 01:00:22,503
It takes just one of them
to realize their power

968
01:00:22,586 --> 01:00:23,838
and then to lead the hordes into battle...

969
01:00:23,921 --> 01:00:25,756
- The undead are like locusts.
- Locusts.

970
01:00:25,840 --> 01:00:29,885
They go forth and destroy.
They have no use for leaders.

971
01:00:30,219 --> 01:00:32,596
- COLLINS: Oh, um, except one. Actually.
- Hmm?

972
01:00:34,265 --> 01:00:37,601
Oh, well, um, according to
the Book of Revelation, actually,

973
01:00:37,685 --> 01:00:40,688
the Antichrist shall lead the undead

974
01:00:40,771 --> 01:00:45,568
on the day that shall be
the last day of mankind.

975
01:00:45,651 --> 01:00:47,778
- How cheery, Collins.
- Thank you, Lady Catherine.

976
01:00:47,862 --> 01:00:50,573
Very generous.
Franklin, are there more scones?

977
01:00:50,656 --> 01:00:52,616
WICKHAM: If we could negotiate
with this select group of...

978
01:00:52,700 --> 01:00:54,910
LADY CATHERINE:
Aristocrats? To what end?

979
01:00:54,994 --> 01:00:57,872
- A treaty.
- DARCY: Appeasement?

980
01:00:57,955 --> 01:00:58,998
Never.

981
01:00:59,081 --> 01:01:01,417
Well, then the human race is surely doomed.

982
01:01:03,127 --> 01:01:05,838
Your Ladyship,
the undead will always multiply faster

983
01:01:05,921 --> 01:01:07,339
than the living can procreate.

984
01:01:07,423 --> 01:01:10,426
Nine months to make a baby,
then 16 years to make a soldier,

985
01:01:10,509 --> 01:01:12,553
and one raw second to make a zombie.

986
01:01:13,137 --> 01:01:16,140
You must realize, if they were to organize,
we cannot defeat them.

987
01:01:16,265 --> 01:01:18,893
The only hope is to find a way
to coexist with them,

988
01:01:18,976 --> 01:01:21,854
before they find their Antichrist.

989
01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:26,400
The late Mr. Darcy
would have supported such a venture.

990
01:01:28,485 --> 01:01:31,238
I have tolerated your presence here
long enough, Wickham.

991
01:01:31,780 --> 01:01:32,948
Guards.

992
01:01:39,747 --> 01:01:42,208
Please do remember this moment,

993
01:01:42,291 --> 01:01:44,543
and the opportunity so glibly spurned.

994
01:01:45,544 --> 01:01:47,755
The day of the zombie has already broken.

995
01:01:47,838 --> 01:01:50,674
Wake and face the light,
or slumber into oblivion.

996
01:02:03,103 --> 01:02:06,649
Mr. Darcy, you are
as unfeeling as the undead.

997
01:02:13,739 --> 01:02:15,699
LADY CATHERINE:
My word,

998
01:02:15,824 --> 01:02:19,954
you give your opinion very decidedly
for so young a person.

999
01:02:20,037 --> 01:02:21,247
COLLINS: (MUFFLED)
Indeed, Lady Catherine.

1000
01:02:21,330 --> 01:02:23,582
Well, I would like to say
how dutifully behaved I think

1001
01:02:23,666 --> 01:02:24,959
Lady Anne has been this morning.

1002
01:02:25,042 --> 01:02:27,169
A real credit to the crest, actually.

1003
01:02:29,421 --> 01:02:30,923
Would you like a scone, dear?

1004
01:02:36,387 --> 01:02:37,763
(CHARLOTTE SNORING)

1005
01:02:41,684 --> 01:02:43,310
(GRUNTING)

1006
01:03:01,662 --> 01:03:03,122
(SIGHS)

1007
01:03:06,917 --> 01:03:08,377
(THUNDER RUMBLING)

1008
01:03:35,404 --> 01:03:37,865
WICKHAM: I didn't mean to frighten you.

1009
01:03:37,948 --> 01:03:39,033
You didn't.

1010
01:03:39,825 --> 01:03:41,452
No. Of course not.

1011
01:03:41,535 --> 01:03:43,829
Rosings is the safest place in England.

1012
01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:47,082
- You see, that's the problem.
-(SIGHS)

1013
01:03:47,624 --> 01:03:49,585
Aristos feel invincible
within their great houses,

1014
01:03:49,668 --> 01:03:52,087
but how wrong they are.

1015
01:03:52,171 --> 01:03:53,922
Their hubris will be their downfall.

1016
01:03:54,923 --> 01:03:56,300
"Downfall"?

1017
01:03:57,593 --> 01:04:00,179
You act as if
the undead had already defeated us.

1018
01:04:03,182 --> 01:04:04,933
I think you and I
understand each other, Liz Bennet.

1019
01:04:09,355 --> 01:04:10,939
Well, the way you championed me earlier,
I thought...

1020
01:04:11,023 --> 01:04:14,443
Mr. Darcy's treatment of you
has been utterly despicable, but...

1021
01:04:14,526 --> 01:04:17,154
No more despicable than
his treatment of you and your family.

1022
01:04:17,237 --> 01:04:19,365
(STUTTERS) I don't understand you, sir.

1023
01:04:21,742 --> 01:04:23,994
It was Darcy that persuaded Bingley
to stay clear of your sister

1024
01:04:24,119 --> 01:04:25,954
and leave Netherfield.

1025
01:04:27,122 --> 01:04:28,624
Why?

1026
01:04:28,707 --> 01:04:32,628
Because he believes your sister
be inferior to his friend.

1027
01:04:32,711 --> 01:04:34,213
Darcy also convinced Bingley

1028
01:04:34,296 --> 01:04:36,298
that she is after his fortune
and doesn't truly love him.

1029
01:04:37,633 --> 01:04:40,052
How could you possibly know this?

1030
01:04:40,135 --> 01:04:41,970
Men talk.

1031
01:04:42,096 --> 01:04:44,681
Darcy brags about it with his intimates.

1032
01:04:46,975 --> 01:04:48,769
Miss Bennet, run away with me.

1033
01:04:53,816 --> 01:04:55,943
You have crossed a line, sir.

1034
01:04:57,569 --> 01:05:00,280
We're far beyond lines now, Miss Bennet.

1035
01:05:04,618 --> 01:05:06,954
Take heed of the parson, Miss Bennet.

1036
01:05:07,037 --> 01:05:09,498
The day of reckoning is upon us.

1037
01:05:14,545 --> 01:05:16,004
(CHARLOTTE SNORING)

1038
01:05:24,054 --> 01:05:25,597
(uz SIGHS)

1039
01:05:42,531 --> 01:05:43,866
Charlotte?

1040
01:05:45,451 --> 01:05:46,785
Charlotte?

1041
01:06:04,386 --> 01:06:06,054
(BELL CHIMING)

1042
01:06:13,770 --> 01:06:15,230
- Mr. Darcy.
- Miss Bennet.

1043
01:06:16,565 --> 01:06:19,193
You've finally arisen. How fortuitous.

1044
01:06:22,905 --> 01:06:25,574
There are some words I must say.

1045
01:06:27,743 --> 01:06:29,536
Please do be seated.

1046
01:06:32,289 --> 01:06:33,874
(DARCY CLEARING THROAT)

1047
01:06:34,958 --> 01:06:36,335
(SIGHS)

1048
01:06:37,419 --> 01:06:40,547
Miss Bennet, although I know
many consider you to be decidedly inferior,

1049
01:06:41,340 --> 01:06:46,261
as a matter of your birth,
your family, and your circumstances,

1050
01:06:46,345 --> 01:06:49,264
my feelings will not be repressed.

1051
01:06:49,348 --> 01:06:52,017
In vain have I struggled.

1052
01:06:52,100 --> 01:06:55,646
I have come to feel for you
a most ardent admiration and regard,

1053
01:06:55,729 --> 01:06:58,440
which has overcome my betterjudgment.

1054
01:07:01,360 --> 01:07:05,948
So now I ask you most fervently
to end my turmoil and consent to be my wife.

1055
01:07:11,537 --> 01:07:14,790
If I could feel gratitude,
I would now thank you,

1056
01:07:16,124 --> 01:07:18,085
but I cannot.

1057
01:07:18,168 --> 01:07:20,212
I never desired your good opinion,

1058
01:07:20,295 --> 01:07:23,006
and you have
certainly bestowed it most unwillingly.

1059
01:07:36,061 --> 01:07:38,355
Might I be informed why,

1060
01:07:38,438 --> 01:07:41,692
with so little endeavor at civility,
I am rejected?

1061
01:07:41,775 --> 01:07:45,821
You intentionally ruined the happiness
of my most beloved sister.

1062
01:07:45,904 --> 01:07:47,155
(SCOFFS)

1063
01:07:47,239 --> 01:07:49,908
- Do you deny it?
- I have no wish to deny it.

1064
01:07:51,243 --> 01:07:55,872
I did everything in my power
to separate my friend from your sister.

1065
01:07:58,667 --> 01:07:59,960
-(GRUNTING)
-(CLATTERING)

1066
01:08:00,043 --> 01:08:01,420
How could you?

1067
01:08:02,170 --> 01:08:04,089
Because I perceived
his attachment to her

1068
01:08:04,172 --> 01:08:06,425
to be far deeper than hers to him.

1069
01:08:06,508 --> 01:08:07,843
I believed her to be indifferent.

1070
01:08:07,926 --> 01:08:11,054
Indifferent? She's shy!

1071
01:08:19,354 --> 01:08:21,481
Did you suggest to Mr. Bingley

1072
01:08:21,565 --> 01:08:25,027
that his fortune
had some bearing on the matter?

1073
01:08:25,110 --> 01:08:26,778
I wouldn't do your sister the dishonor,

1074
01:08:26,862 --> 01:08:28,196
though it was suggested.

1075
01:08:28,905 --> 01:08:30,616
(GRUNTING)

1076
01:08:32,534 --> 01:08:33,702
By Miss Bingley?

1077
01:08:33,827 --> 01:08:35,871
By your mother, at the ball.

1078
01:08:39,916 --> 01:08:44,421
Your character was revealed to me
many months ago by Wickham

1079
01:08:44,880 --> 01:08:48,467
as I heard of his scandalous misfortunes
at your hand.

1080
01:08:48,550 --> 01:08:51,219
Oh, yeah. Mr. Wickham's misfortunes
have been very great indeed.

1081
01:08:51,887 --> 01:08:53,513
(GRUNTING)

1082
01:09:02,356 --> 01:09:05,901
You withhold the advantages
that you know were designed for him.

1083
01:09:06,860 --> 01:09:07,861
(BUTTONS CLATTERING)

1084
01:09:10,030 --> 01:09:11,239
This is your opinion of me?

1085
01:09:11,323 --> 01:09:13,492
Then I thank you for explaining it so fully.

1086
01:09:23,835 --> 01:09:25,170
(GROANING)

1087
01:09:25,712 --> 01:09:27,964
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1088
01:09:29,091 --> 01:09:31,051
You could not have made
the offer of your hand

1089
01:09:31,134 --> 01:09:34,888
in any possible way
that would have tempted me to accept it.

1090
01:09:35,639 --> 01:09:37,891
I had not known you a month

1091
01:09:37,974 --> 01:09:39,976
before I felt that
you were the last man in the world

1092
01:09:40,060 --> 01:09:42,437
whom I could ever be prevailed on to marry.

1093
01:09:47,651 --> 01:09:50,112
You've said quite enough, madam.

1094
01:09:51,029 --> 01:09:52,239
I fully comprehend your feelings

1095
01:09:52,322 --> 01:09:55,242
and now have only to be ashamed
of what my own have been.

1096
01:10:01,039 --> 01:10:05,711
Please forgive me, and accept my
best wishes for your health and happiness.

1097
01:10:12,467 --> 01:10:14,428
(WHIMPERING)

1098
01:10:22,811 --> 01:10:25,897
COLLINS: Hello. Good afternoon.
Wonderful to be back.

1099
01:10:25,981 --> 01:10:27,899
Oh, heavens.

1100
01:10:27,983 --> 01:10:29,901
What happened, Lizzy?

1101
01:10:29,985 --> 01:10:32,237
This is an antique. Irreplaceable.

1102
01:10:32,320 --> 01:10:34,614
- Lady Catherine herself delivered this to me.
-(SOBBING)

1103
01:10:34,698 --> 01:10:36,825
- Mr. Darcy...
-it's from the shores of China.

1104
01:10:36,908 --> 01:10:39,161
Mr. Darcy came by the cottage?

1105
01:10:40,162 --> 01:10:41,538
Came here?

1106
01:10:41,621 --> 01:10:43,290
Fabulous.

1107
01:10:43,373 --> 01:10:45,250
This will need clearing up, Elizabeth.

1108
01:10:45,333 --> 01:10:46,543
(CRYING)

1109
01:11:15,697 --> 01:11:16,948
<i>DARCY: "Dear Miss Elizabeth Bennet,</i>

1110
01:11:19,075 --> 01:11:23,330
<i>"I am not writing to renew the sentiments
which were so disgusting to you,</i>

1111
01:11:23,413 --> 01:11:26,875
<i>"but to address the two offenses
that you accused me of.</i>

1112
01:11:26,958 --> 01:11:30,378
<i>"I did not intentionally wound your sister.</i>

1113
01:11:30,462 --> 01:11:34,216
<i>"It was a most unfortunate consequence
of protecting my dearest friend.</i>

1114
01:11:34,966 --> 01:11:37,302
<i>"Mr. Bingley's feelings for Miss Bennet</i>

1115
01:11:37,385 --> 01:11:42,057
<i>"were beyond any I had ever witnessed in
him, or indeed even thought him capable of.</i>

1116
01:11:43,558 --> 01:11:45,560
<i>"The evening of the dance at Netherfield,</i>

1117
01:11:45,644 --> 01:11:48,563
<i>"after overhearing your mother
coldly state her intention</i>

1118
01:11:48,647 --> 01:11:51,483
<i>"of having all her daughters marry favorably,</i>

1119
01:11:51,566 --> 01:11:54,319
<i>"I persuaded Bingley
of the unfitness of the match.</i>

1120
01:11:54,402 --> 01:11:59,157
<i>"If I have wounded Miss Bennet's feelings,
it was unknowingly done.</i>

1121
01:11:59,241 --> 01:12:03,036
<i>"As to your other accusation,
of having injured Mr. Wickham,</i>

1122
01:12:03,119 --> 01:12:06,122
<i>"no sooner had my father
made clear his intention</i>

1123
01:12:06,206 --> 01:12:08,667
<i>"to leave Mr. Wickham a handsome sum,</i>

1124
01:12:08,750 --> 01:12:13,463
<i>"than Mr. Darcy was mysteriously infected
by the plague.</i>

1125
01:12:13,547 --> 01:12:17,676
<i>"It was left to me, his son,
to provide a merciful ending.</i>

1126
01:12:17,759 --> 01:12:19,261
(couemwe)

1127
01:12:25,350 --> 01:12:29,229
<i>"Still, I gave Wickham
the inheritance my father left.</i>

1128
01:12:29,312 --> 01:12:31,356
<i>"Wickham squandered it.</i>

1129
01:12:31,439 --> 01:12:34,609
<i>"Whereupon he demanded
more and more money,</i>

1130
01:12:34,693 --> 01:12:37,028
<i>"until I eventually refused.</i>

1131
01:12:37,112 --> 01:12:39,823
<i>"Thereafter he severed all ties with me.</i>

1132
01:12:39,906 --> 01:12:44,286
<i>"Last summer he began a relationship
with my 15-year-old sister</i>

1133
01:12:44,369 --> 01:12:45,829
<i>"and convinced her to elope.</i>

1134
01:12:46,955 --> 01:12:51,334
<i>"Mr. Wickham's prime target
was her inheritance of £30,000,</i>

1135
01:12:51,418 --> 01:12:54,504
<i>"but revenging himself on me
was a strong additional inducement.</i>

1136
01:12:56,089 --> 01:13:00,510
<i>"Fortunately, I was able to persuade
my sister of Mr. Wickham's ulterior motives</i>

1137
01:13:00,594 --> 01:13:02,470
<i>"before it was too late.</i>

1138
01:13:02,554 --> 01:13:04,639
<i>"I hope this helps explain</i>

1139
01:13:04,723 --> 01:13:08,018
<i>"and perhaps mitigate
my behavior in your eyes.</i>

1140
01:13:08,476 --> 01:13:09,936
<i>"Of all the weapons in the world,</i>

1141
01:13:10,562 --> 01:13:13,815
<i>"I now know love to be the most dangerous.</i>

1142
01:13:13,899 --> 01:13:15,984
<i>"For I have suffered a mortal wound.</i>

1143
01:13:16,610 --> 01:13:20,405
<i>"When did I fall so deeply
under your spell, Miss Bennet?</i>

1144
01:13:20,488 --> 01:13:22,616
<i>"I cannot fix the hour or the spot</i>

1145
01:13:22,699 --> 01:13:25,452
<i>"or the look or the words
which laid the foundation.</i>

1146
01:13:25,535 --> 01:13:27,954
<i>"I was in the middle
before I knew I had began.</i>

1147
01:13:29,039 --> 01:13:31,541
<i>"What a proud fool I was.</i>

1148
01:13:31,666 --> 01:13:32,792
<i>"I have faced the harsh truth,</i>

1149
01:13:32,876 --> 01:13:36,588
<i>"that I can never hope
to win your love in this life,</i>

1150
01:13:36,671 --> 01:13:39,174
<i>"and so have sought solace in combat.</i>

1151
01:13:40,258 --> 01:13:42,177
<i>"I write to you from the siege of London.</i>

1152
01:13:43,094 --> 01:13:44,095
(ZOMBIES GROWLING)

1153
01:13:44,179 --> 01:13:47,599
<i>"There is now a cunning design
to the zombie attacks.</i>

1154
01:13:47,682 --> 01:13:51,645
<i>"I sense a dark hand is at work here,
guiding the enemy, Miss Bennet.</i>

1155
01:13:51,728 --> 01:13:55,106
<i>"By taking London, they've increased
their ranks a hundredfold.</i>

1156
01:13:56,024 --> 01:13:57,150
Come on, lads!

1157
01:13:58,485 --> 01:14:02,572
<i>"Now we endeavor to keep them trapped
within the great wall."</i>

1158
01:14:03,782 --> 01:14:06,493
DARCY: This wasn't the random act
of a mindless horde.

1159
01:14:06,576 --> 01:14:08,703
They've struck the Palace and both Houses.

1160
01:14:10,455 --> 01:14:12,707
They cut off our head
before we could cut off theirs.

1161
01:14:13,625 --> 01:14:15,085
Keep fighting.

1162
01:14:15,627 --> 01:14:17,212
Come on, men!

1163
01:14:17,963 --> 01:14:20,966
<i>"If we should fail to contain them
and they breach Hingham Bridge,</i>

1164
01:14:21,049 --> 01:14:25,095
<i>"it'll be as if a great dam has broken,
and they'll reach Hertfordshire swiftly.</i>

1165
01:14:27,305 --> 01:14:29,474
<i>"And in overwhelming numbers.</i>

1166
01:14:31,142 --> 01:14:34,229
<i>"Dear Miss Bennet,
I implore you to be ready."</i>

1167
01:14:39,109 --> 01:14:40,276
JANE: Lizzy!

1168
01:14:42,529 --> 01:14:43,697
- Liz!
- Jane!

1169
01:14:46,741 --> 01:14:49,369
Jane... (PANTING) Jane, what is it?

1170
01:14:49,452 --> 01:14:51,413
JANE: Wickham's run off with Lydia.

1171
01:14:51,496 --> 01:14:53,289
She's barely more than a child.

1172
01:14:54,082 --> 01:14:57,127
I never could have imagined
the man to be so improper,

1173
01:14:57,210 --> 01:14:58,586
to be such a blaggard.

1174
01:14:58,712 --> 01:15:00,255
(SIGHS)

1175
01:15:00,714 --> 01:15:02,382
What are we to do?

1176
01:15:05,427 --> 01:15:06,761
(SIGHING)

1177
01:15:09,681 --> 01:15:10,849
St. Lazarus.

1178
01:15:13,935 --> 01:15:15,353
I know where she is.

1179
01:15:16,187 --> 01:15:18,023
(BELL TOLLING)

1180
01:15:18,606 --> 01:15:20,608
(POUNDING AT DOOR)

1181
01:15:26,990 --> 01:15:28,450
(POUNDING CONTINUES)

1182
01:15:29,284 --> 01:15:31,703
You have a very small estate here.

1183
01:15:31,786 --> 01:15:33,288
LIZ: And yet we endure it.

1184
01:15:34,998 --> 01:15:37,042
I have urgent business to attend to.

1185
01:15:38,626 --> 01:15:42,505
A falsehood of a most scandalous nature
has reached me,

1186
01:15:42,589 --> 01:15:46,217
that you intend to be united
with my own nephew, Mr. Darcy.

1187
01:15:46,301 --> 01:15:47,343
Is this true?

1188
01:15:47,635 --> 01:15:50,221
I do not possess
your frankness, Your Ladyship.

1189
01:15:50,305 --> 01:15:52,390
You may ask questions,
I may not choose to answer.

1190
01:15:52,474 --> 01:15:54,267
Let me be rightly understood, Miss Bennet.

1191
01:15:54,642 --> 01:15:57,395
Darcy has been promised since infancy
to my daughter.

1192
01:15:59,564 --> 01:16:02,734
Well, then you can have
no reason to suppose he made me an offer.

1193
01:16:02,817 --> 01:16:05,320
Are you engaged to him or not?

1194
01:16:07,238 --> 01:16:08,281
I'm not.

1195
01:16:09,157 --> 01:16:10,366
Hmm...

1196
01:16:10,450 --> 01:16:14,996
And will you promise me
never to enter into such an engagement?

1197
01:16:15,080 --> 01:16:17,207
I will make no such promise.

1198
01:16:18,541 --> 01:16:21,336
Then I shall protect the dignity
of a far superior man.

1199
01:16:24,380 --> 01:16:27,092
Do you dare to face me in combat?

1200
01:16:27,175 --> 01:16:28,259
I do not.

1201
01:16:28,760 --> 01:16:30,428
For to take arms against you, My Lady,

1202
01:16:30,512 --> 01:16:32,514
would be to take arms against England.

1203
01:16:32,597 --> 01:16:33,640
Quite right.

1204
01:16:34,974 --> 01:16:36,267
My proxy will have to suffice.

1205
01:16:36,351 --> 01:16:37,393
Wilhelm.

1206
01:16:42,524 --> 01:16:44,859
(GROANING AND BREATHING HEAVILY)

1207
01:16:45,193 --> 01:16:48,696
Miss Bennet, do you concede?

1208
01:16:50,031 --> 01:16:51,157
I do not.

1209
01:16:52,325 --> 01:16:55,537
My courage always rises
at every attempt to intimidate me.

1210
01:17:00,500 --> 01:17:02,168
(GRUNTING)

1211
01:17:24,566 --> 01:17:26,901
(CHOKING)

1212
01:17:28,319 --> 01:17:30,071
Do you still refuse to oblige me?

1213
01:17:31,698 --> 01:17:33,241
Idol

1214
01:17:33,575 --> 01:17:34,784
(GROANING)

1215
01:17:50,383 --> 01:17:51,759
(GASPS)

1216
01:18:00,602 --> 01:18:05,190
I do not know
which I admire more, Elizabeth Bennet.

1217
01:18:05,273 --> 01:18:08,151
Your skill as a warrior,

1218
01:18:08,234 --> 01:18:10,320
or your resolve as a woman.

1219
01:18:11,321 --> 01:18:12,363
(DOOR UNLOCKS)

1220
01:18:12,447 --> 01:18:14,282
JANE: They've got her
in The In-Between, Papa.

1221
01:18:14,365 --> 01:18:16,117
MR. BENNET: Lydia's honor is at stake.

1222
01:18:16,201 --> 01:18:18,494
Stop him, Liz.
He's going after Lydia and Wickham.

1223
01:18:18,578 --> 01:18:19,996
(SIGHING) Wait, Papa.

1224
01:18:20,079 --> 01:18:22,916
What's right to be done
cannot be done too soon.

1225
01:18:22,999 --> 01:18:25,418
But you don't even know where she is. I do.

1226
01:18:25,501 --> 01:18:27,879
I promise you I won't forsake Lydia.

1227
01:18:27,962 --> 01:18:29,088
I'll go with you.

1228
01:18:29,172 --> 01:18:31,049
No, you must stay here
to help protect Longbourn.

1229
01:18:31,132 --> 01:18:32,508
LADY CATHERINE: Ride at once. Both of you.

1230
01:18:32,592 --> 01:18:35,053
I will take the rest of your family
back with me to Rosings.

1231
01:18:35,136 --> 01:18:37,597
There's no safer place in England.

1232
01:18:38,556 --> 01:18:40,308
Collect your people.

1233
01:18:46,731 --> 01:18:48,566
SENTRY 1: This bridge is closed!

1234
01:18:48,650 --> 01:18:50,485
It's too dangerous to cross.

1235
01:18:50,568 --> 01:18:52,237
All of London's fallen to the zombies.

1236
01:18:52,320 --> 01:18:53,613
JANE: We have urgent business
on the other side.

1237
01:18:53,696 --> 01:18:56,574
SENTRY 2: This bridge is rigged
with all the explosives left in England.

1238
01:18:56,658 --> 01:18:58,243
It's to be detonated tomorrow at dawn

1239
01:18:58,326 --> 01:19:00,245
when the last squadron
withdraw from The In-Between.

1240
01:19:00,328 --> 01:19:02,330
SENTRY 1:
Our boys can't hold them much longer.

1241
01:19:02,413 --> 01:19:06,793
If the undead of London take the bridge,
the rest of England will surely be lost.

1242
01:19:07,043 --> 01:19:09,420
Nevertheless, we must cross over.

1243
01:19:26,104 --> 01:19:29,107
SOLDIER: Zombie protocols in effect!

1244
01:19:29,190 --> 01:19:34,445
One, seek out and destroy
any remaining undead.

1245
01:19:35,863 --> 01:19:39,951
Two, any of the fallen with intact skulls

1246
01:19:40,034 --> 01:19:43,746
must have their brains perforated or crushed

1247
01:19:44,706 --> 01:19:48,251
to ensure they do not rise again
as the undead!

1248
01:19:50,169 --> 01:19:51,796
(ZOMBIES GROWLING)

1249
01:20:03,933 --> 01:20:06,352
Bloody hell... Fie, damnable scarf!

1250
01:20:12,567 --> 01:20:14,402
(SCREAMING)

1251
01:20:15,445 --> 01:20:16,904
-(GRUNTING)
-(EXPLOSION)

1252
01:20:24,412 --> 01:20:25,955
Hello, Miss Bennet.

1253
01:20:26,122 --> 01:20:27,957
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

1254
01:20:57,028 --> 01:20:58,071
Potter's field.

1255
01:20:59,113 --> 01:21:00,490
Yes. Quite.

1256
01:21:01,449 --> 01:21:02,450
Pardon?

1257
01:21:03,034 --> 01:21:06,079
This. What we're standing on,

1258
01:21:06,162 --> 01:21:07,663
it's an unmarked zombie graveyard.

1259
01:21:09,415 --> 01:21:10,625
Yes. Of course.

1260
01:21:17,256 --> 01:21:18,674
(BOTH GRUNTING)

1261
01:21:18,883 --> 01:21:20,968
<i>DARCY: Miss Bennet, what possible cause
could the two of you have</i>

1262
01:21:21,052 --> 01:21:24,847
for leaving Hertfordshire
and entering into The In-Between?

1263
01:21:26,224 --> 01:21:29,227
If adventures will not befall
a young lady in her own village,

1264
01:21:29,310 --> 01:21:31,354
she must seek them abroad.

1265
01:21:35,108 --> 01:21:36,734
We had no choice.

1266
01:21:38,277 --> 01:21:39,987
Wickham has run off with Lydia.

1267
01:21:40,571 --> 01:21:43,199
He has taken her to where his
"zombie aristocrats" congregate.

1268
01:21:43,699 --> 01:21:44,742
(SIGHS)

1269
01:21:44,826 --> 01:21:46,202
St. Lazarus.

1270
01:21:53,668 --> 01:21:55,086
St. Lazarus?

1271
01:21:56,879 --> 01:21:58,423
I know it well.

1272
01:22:01,008 --> 01:22:04,011
I saw it razed to the ground five days ago.

1273
01:22:05,513 --> 01:22:08,433
Your sister couldn't possibly have survived.

1274
01:22:12,687 --> 01:22:15,189
I'm profoundly sorry for your loss.

1275
01:22:16,023 --> 01:22:17,733
SOLDIER: Colonel Darcy.

1276
01:22:18,234 --> 01:22:20,695
(WHISPERING)
We need you at the command tent.

1277
01:22:23,072 --> 01:22:26,367
I fear I must depart
for Hingham Bridge immediately.

1278
01:22:26,451 --> 01:22:27,910
(SNIFFLING)

1279
01:22:27,994 --> 01:22:29,328
Of course.

1280
01:22:47,722 --> 01:22:49,599
DARCY: Let's see how reasonable
his aristocrats are

1281
01:22:49,682 --> 01:22:51,601
after their appetites have been whet.

1282
01:22:51,684 --> 01:22:53,311
On my mark.

1283
01:22:53,394 --> 01:22:54,520
Now.

1284
01:22:56,689 --> 01:22:58,816
Dawn breaks at 5:00 tomorrow.

1285
01:23:00,401 --> 01:23:02,069
I'll make it back.

1286
01:23:02,153 --> 01:23:04,363
Of course you will, old man.

1287
01:23:04,447 --> 01:23:07,200
The order must be given at first light.

1288
01:23:07,283 --> 01:23:09,076
No matter what.

1289
01:23:09,160 --> 01:23:10,912
I'll give the order.

1290
01:23:26,886 --> 01:23:28,721
(PIGS SNORTING)

1291
01:23:33,726 --> 01:23:35,436
(CHURCH BELL TOLLING)

1292
01:24:05,633 --> 01:24:07,718
LIZ: <i>I fear I should not have
confided in Darcy.</i>

1293
01:24:07,802 --> 01:24:12,056
Fear the hordes of ravenous unmentionables
that are swarming our way.

1294
01:24:13,683 --> 01:24:18,104
Liz, London has already fallen
and the Grand Barrier burns as we speak.

1295
01:24:25,194 --> 01:24:27,321
Hingham Bridge is behind us.

1296
01:24:28,114 --> 01:24:29,865
London's over there.

1297
01:24:30,950 --> 01:24:34,120
Which direction
are you looking in, Mr. Bingley?

1298
01:24:35,329 --> 01:24:36,706
St. Lazarus?

1299
01:24:38,416 --> 01:24:40,668
- Darcy lied...
- To spare you.

1300
01:24:40,751 --> 01:24:42,753
He'd risk anything for you, Miss Bennet.

1301
01:24:42,837 --> 01:24:44,213
Lizzy!

1302
01:24:44,297 --> 01:24:45,339
Lizzy!

1303
01:24:49,468 --> 01:24:51,887
MAN 1: Don't hang about.

1304
01:24:51,971 --> 01:24:53,139
Go on.

1305
01:24:55,641 --> 01:24:57,685
MAN 2: Soldiers wouldn't do that.

1306
01:24:58,603 --> 01:24:59,937
SURGEON: Nor would I...

1307
01:25:00,021 --> 01:25:03,190
Who would steal the brains of dead soldiers?

1308
01:25:03,774 --> 01:25:08,029
MAN: Almighty Lazarus,
to whom all souls are open.

1309
01:25:08,112 --> 01:25:13,159
Breathe life into our hearts,
by the insertion of your divine spirit.

1310
01:25:16,037 --> 01:25:18,789
"I am the resurrection and the life.

1311
01:25:18,873 --> 01:25:21,042
"He that believeth in me..."

1312
01:26:05,211 --> 01:26:07,088
- Mr. Darcy...
-it's all right.

1313
01:26:09,548 --> 01:26:13,511
He said you'd come.
Wickham said you'd come.

1314
01:26:13,594 --> 01:26:15,346
Mr. Darcy...

1315
01:26:15,429 --> 01:26:16,764
(CLATTERING)

1316
01:26:17,306 --> 01:26:18,432
(GRUNTS SOFTLY)

1317
01:26:29,944 --> 01:26:32,113
(DARCY SCOFFS)

1318
01:26:32,196 --> 01:26:33,614
DARCY: Bastard.

1319
01:26:35,116 --> 01:26:37,785
WICKHAM: My God, you're so predictable.

1320
01:26:37,868 --> 01:26:41,872
I knew by taking young Lydia,
you'd have to protect the Bennets' honor.

1321
01:26:41,956 --> 01:26:44,458
So, come to kill me then, Fitz?

1322
01:26:44,542 --> 01:26:48,629
DARCY: On the contrary,
I've come to make you an offer.

1323
01:26:52,925 --> 01:26:57,596
The Bennets have authorized me
to offer you a commission of £10,000

1324
01:26:57,680 --> 01:27:00,641
to return Lydia and leave England for good.

1325
01:27:00,725 --> 01:27:02,768
How noble of you to deliver
the Bennets' offer, Fitz,

1326
01:27:02,852 --> 01:27:04,562
but I'm afraid my answer is no.

1327
01:27:05,229 --> 01:27:08,399
And is there no financial inducement

1328
01:27:08,482 --> 01:27:10,985
that could convince you
to do the honorable thing, George?

1329
01:27:12,111 --> 01:27:13,195
None.

1330
01:27:13,738 --> 01:27:16,365
You see, money is of no use to me now.

1331
01:27:20,703 --> 01:27:22,037
Is that your father's watch?

1332
01:27:23,456 --> 01:27:24,498
Yes.

1333
01:27:25,166 --> 01:27:27,001
- Give it to me.
-(GUN COCKS)

1334
01:27:33,591 --> 01:27:34,633
No.

1335
01:27:36,469 --> 01:27:37,678
(SCOFFS)

1336
01:27:40,806 --> 01:27:42,099
(GUN CLICKS)

1337
01:27:42,308 --> 01:27:43,309
(BULLET RICOCHETING)

1338
01:27:43,768 --> 01:27:45,227
Bloody hell!

1339
01:27:45,311 --> 01:27:47,062
(PEOPLE SCREAMING INDISTINCTLY)

1340
01:27:50,191 --> 01:27:52,276
(ZOMBIES GROWLING)

1341
01:27:52,359 --> 01:27:53,569
Bloody hell!

1342
01:27:55,613 --> 01:27:57,323
LYDIA: Mr. Darcy, please!

1343
01:28:16,050 --> 01:28:17,843
What have you done, Darcy?

1344
01:28:19,136 --> 01:28:20,471
I fed them!

1345
01:28:20,554 --> 01:28:21,972
Godspeed, Georgie.

1346
01:28:42,701 --> 01:28:46,413
SENTRY: All of you, go to the bridge!
Now! Go to the bridge!

1347
01:28:46,497 --> 01:28:49,500
Lydia, listen to me.
You have to get across Hingham Bridge.

1348
01:28:49,583 --> 01:28:50,918
But Mr. Darcy, you have to come.

1349
01:28:51,001 --> 01:28:53,963
As long as Wickham lives,
England is in peril. Go, Lydia. Go!

1350
01:28:57,591 --> 01:28:58,759
(ZOMBIES GROWLING)

1351
01:28:58,843 --> 01:29:00,219
(GRUNTING)

1352
01:29:03,848 --> 01:29:06,600
SENTRY: All of you, Hingham Bridge!

1353
01:29:06,684 --> 01:29:09,019
WICKHAM: I conquered London, Darcy.

1354
01:29:09,103 --> 01:29:11,313
Did you really think you could defeat me?

1355
01:29:11,397 --> 01:29:12,815
I always have.

1356
01:29:17,403 --> 01:29:19,071
(GRUNTING)

1357
01:29:31,375 --> 01:29:33,002
DARCY: You're a traitor, George.

1358
01:29:33,085 --> 01:29:35,963
WICKHAMI No, Fitz. I'm a king!

1359
01:29:51,270 --> 01:29:52,521
LIZ: Oh, my God.

1360
01:29:53,689 --> 01:29:55,649
(HORSE WHINNYING)

1361
01:30:01,822 --> 01:30:02,990
Lydia!

1362
01:30:03,490 --> 01:30:04,491
Lydia!

1363
01:30:06,493 --> 01:30:08,329
(ZOMBIES YELLING)

1364
01:30:32,895 --> 01:30:33,938
(BINGLEY SIGHS)

1365
01:30:34,021 --> 01:30:35,022
OFFICER: It's time, sir.

1366
01:30:42,613 --> 01:30:43,906
So it is.

1367
01:30:45,699 --> 01:30:46,951
(SNIFFLES)

1368
01:30:52,915 --> 01:30:54,833
- SENTRY: Rider!
- Wait!

1369
01:31:01,131 --> 01:31:04,760
BINGLEY: Lydia, where are the others?

1370
01:31:29,576 --> 01:31:30,911
(GROANS)

1371
01:31:46,260 --> 01:31:49,013
You fool. I've been one of them all along.

1372
01:31:49,096 --> 01:31:53,017
If I had the living your father intended me,
I never would have been in the army,

1373
01:31:53,100 --> 01:31:54,601
I never would have been infected.

1374
01:31:54,685 --> 01:31:56,854
This is your doing, Darcy!

1375
01:31:56,937 --> 01:31:59,023
Suppressing my hunger was easy.

1376
01:31:59,106 --> 01:32:02,276
They needed God,
I had my hatred of you to sustain me.

1377
01:32:02,359 --> 01:32:05,029
The Four Horsemen have risen from Hell!

1378
01:32:05,112 --> 01:32:07,114
The zombie apocalypse is here.

1379
01:32:07,239 --> 01:32:09,491
I am the one
the undead have been waiting for.

1380
01:32:09,575 --> 01:32:11,118
The one to lead them.

1381
01:32:11,201 --> 01:32:14,121
Every life I take, every atrocity I commit,

1382
01:32:14,204 --> 01:32:15,289
is on your head!

1383
01:32:18,709 --> 01:32:20,044
(WICKHAM GROANS)

1384
01:32:27,259 --> 01:32:30,137
SENTRY: Keep your eyes peeled, lads!

1385
01:32:31,013 --> 01:32:33,223
OFFICER: We can't delay any longer, sir.
LYDIA: No!

1386
01:32:33,307 --> 01:32:36,268
The undead will have reached the bridge
soon, and then it will be too late.

1387
01:32:36,351 --> 01:32:38,520
They're not back yet! You must wait, Bingley!

1388
01:32:39,980 --> 01:32:41,732
Detonate the bridge.

1389
01:32:42,316 --> 01:32:44,234
Give the order. Give the order.

1390
01:32:44,318 --> 01:32:45,986
Yes, sir.

1391
01:32:56,914 --> 01:32:58,582
OFFICER: Four!

1392
01:32:58,665 --> 01:32:59,666
Three!

1393
01:32:59,750 --> 01:33:00,918
TWo !

1394
01:33:01,668 --> 01:33:02,711
One!

1395
01:33:04,213 --> 01:33:05,214
Liz!

1396
01:33:14,348 --> 01:33:15,516
Liz!

1397
01:33:25,359 --> 01:33:26,527
(GASPS)

1398
01:33:31,907 --> 01:33:33,283
(couemwe)

1399
01:33:33,367 --> 01:33:34,952
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1400
01:33:58,767 --> 01:34:00,269
(couemwe)

1401
01:34:16,493 --> 01:34:17,744
(SOBBING)

1402
01:34:33,760 --> 01:34:34,928
Mr. Darcy. (SNIFFLES)

1403
01:34:39,766 --> 01:34:40,976
(CRYING)

1404
01:34:59,411 --> 01:35:01,914
The very first moment I beheld you,

1405
01:35:03,457 --> 01:35:06,585
my heart was irrevocably gone.

1406
01:35:58,095 --> 01:35:59,221
<i>SENTRY: Raise the gate!</i>

1407
01:36:14,152 --> 01:36:18,740
Lady Catherine, might I take this opportunity
to compliment you on your pantaloons?

1408
01:36:20,867 --> 01:36:25,580
And your eye patch. It's very fetching.
Is it function or fashion?

1409
01:36:25,664 --> 01:36:27,874
Function.

1410
01:36:30,377 --> 01:36:31,753
LYDIA: Your Ladyship. (CHUCKLES)

1411
01:36:33,046 --> 01:36:35,090
Guess who's speaking with Papa
in the library? It's...

1412
01:36:35,173 --> 01:36:36,341
FRANKLIN: Mr. Bingley.

1413
01:36:40,137 --> 01:36:41,179
Lady Catherine.

1414
01:36:47,602 --> 01:36:50,314
This is all rather embarrassing,

1415
01:36:50,397 --> 01:36:54,067
but I would like to request
the privilege of speaking with Miss Jane.

1416
01:36:54,943 --> 01:36:56,111
Alone.

1417
01:37:08,790 --> 01:37:09,916
Mr. Darcy.

1418
01:37:12,711 --> 01:37:15,672
LADY CATHERINE: My favorite nephew,
who lay unconscious for so long,

1419
01:37:15,756 --> 01:37:19,301
that when we heard you'd risen, we'd feared
you'd joined the ranks of the undead.

1420
01:37:20,677 --> 01:37:22,220
Any word from the canal?

1421
01:37:22,304 --> 01:37:24,264
It's holding for the time being.

1422
01:37:26,099 --> 01:37:27,142
JANE: Yes!

1423
01:37:27,809 --> 01:37:28,894
LYDIA: Jane said yes.

1424
01:37:28,977 --> 01:37:30,020
Would you excuse me?

1425
01:37:30,103 --> 01:37:31,772
LYDIA: Quick! Quick, quick!

1426
01:37:33,482 --> 01:37:35,400
This is so exciting!

1427
01:37:36,943 --> 01:37:38,028
Jane!

1428
01:37:38,111 --> 01:37:40,072
MARY: Keep going! Hurry up, Lydia!

1429
01:37:46,995 --> 01:37:48,372
Miss Bennet.

1430
01:37:51,166 --> 01:37:52,250
Mr. Darcy.

1431
01:37:55,128 --> 01:37:56,713
You look as though you're fully mended.

1432
01:37:57,339 --> 01:37:59,466
I am. Thank you.

1433
01:38:00,175 --> 01:38:03,220
If it wasn't for you,
I'd have surely perished.

1434
01:38:03,303 --> 01:38:06,014
You have saved me in more ways than one.

1435
01:38:07,974 --> 01:38:10,685
What you said to me on Hingham Bridge...

1436
01:38:13,063 --> 01:38:14,523
You heard me?

1437
01:38:15,690 --> 01:38:16,858
I did.

1438
01:38:18,485 --> 01:38:20,070
It gave me hope.

1439
01:38:20,904 --> 01:38:22,155
Of what?

1440
01:38:22,906 --> 01:38:25,992
That your feelings towards me
may have changed.

1441
01:38:28,203 --> 01:38:32,499
However, one word from you now
will silence me on this subject forever.

1442
01:38:54,104 --> 01:38:57,107
You are the love of my life, Elizabeth Bennet.

1443
01:39:00,652 --> 01:39:07,242
So I ask you now,
half in anguish, half in hope,

1444
01:39:10,662 --> 01:39:17,085
will you do me the great, great honor
of taking me for your husband?

1445
01:39:22,382 --> 01:39:23,467
(SOFTLY) Yes.

1446
01:39:26,011 --> 01:39:27,053
(CHUCKLES) Yes.

1447
01:39:44,237 --> 01:39:46,490
<i>COLLINS: Dearly beloved,</i>

1448
01:39:46,573 --> 01:39:50,327
<i>we are gathered here today
in the sight of God</i>

1449
01:39:50,410 --> 01:39:54,080
to join together this man and this woman,

1450
01:39:56,082 --> 01:39:59,377
and this man and this woman,

1451
01:39:59,461 --> 01:40:01,129
in holy matrimony.

1452
01:40:02,339 --> 01:40:05,967
I now pronounce you man and wife,

1453
01:40:07,385 --> 01:40:09,930
and man and wife.

1454
01:40:11,515 --> 01:40:15,519
You may now kiss Mr. Darcy...
The brides.

1455
01:40:16,937 --> 01:40:18,647
You may now kiss the brides.

1456
01:40:21,066 --> 01:40:22,692
(APPLAUSE)

1457
01:40:25,779 --> 01:40:27,280
(CLICKS TONGUE) on...

1458
01:40:28,406 --> 01:40:29,574
(SIGHS)

1459
01:40:40,418 --> 01:40:41,670
(CHUCKUNG)

1460
01:40:46,675 --> 01:40:48,760
Thank you. Thank you.

1461
01:40:48,843 --> 01:40:50,929
BINGLEY: Thank you for coming.

1462
01:40:54,641 --> 01:40:56,017
I'm so happy!

1463
01:41:44,399 --> 01:41:45,442
(ALL APPLAUDING)

1464
01:41:57,037 --> 01:41:58,038
(APPLAUSE STOPS)

1465
01:42:26,483 --> 01:42:27,484
(YELLING)

1466
01:46:42,405 --> 01:46:43,489
(CHILDREN SINGING)

1467
01:46:43,573 --> 01:46:45,867
<i>Ring around the rosie</i>

1468
01:46:45,992 --> 01:46:48,411
<i>A pocket full of posies</i>

1469
01:46:48,578 --> 01:46:50,663
<i>A-tishoo! A-tishoo!</i>

1470
01:46:50,914 --> 01:46:52,999
<i>We all fall down</i>

1471
01:46:53,750 --> 01:46:55,919
<i>Walking through the forest</i>

1472
01:46:56,127 --> 01:46:58,171
<i>A monster stands before us</i>

1473
01:46:58,338 --> 01:47:00,506
<i>Another, then, another</i>

1474
01:47:00,673 --> 01:47:02,550
<i>They all rise up</i>

1475
01:47:03,176 --> 01:47:05,178
<i>Ring around the soul, please</i>

1476
01:47:05,345 --> 01:47:07,513
<i>Lift your musket calmly</i>

1477
01:47:07,722 --> 01:47:09,557
<i>Bludgeon! Bludgeon!</i>

1478
01:47:09,766 --> 01:47:11,726
<i>They all fall down</i>

1479
01:47:11,976 --> 01:47:14,228
<i>Ring around the city</i>

1480
01:47:14,354 --> 01:47:16,397
<i>Infection is a pity</i>

1481
01:47:16,522 --> 01:47:18,399
<i>Your father or your mother</i>

1482
01:47:18,900 --> 01:47:20,860
<i>They nearly break your pram</i>

1483
01:47:21,277 --> 01:47:23,363
<i>Ring around the rosie</i>

1484
01:47:23,529 --> 01:47:25,657
<i>A pocket full of posies</i>

1485
01:47:25,782 --> 01:47:27,659
<i>A-tishoo! A-tishoo!</i>

1486
01:47:27,825 --> 01:47:30,161
<i>We all fall down</i>

