1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:17,625 --> 00:00:19,916 [male 1] Hey. You know the 5th grade starts tomorrow again. 4 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,458 [male 2] What?! Does that mean we have to get up at 8:00? 5 00:00:22,541 --> 00:00:23,458 [male 1] Oh, calm down. 6 00:00:23,541 --> 00:00:26,416 -You slept 95% of the summer. -[male 2] Yeah. 7 00:00:26,500 --> 00:00:28,500 [high-spirited song plays] 8 00:00:36,041 --> 00:00:41,541 ♪ Last year of elementary school Last year of bein' a kid ♪ 9 00:00:41,625 --> 00:00:44,041 ♪ Being on top ♪ 10 00:00:44,125 --> 00:00:47,166 ♪ I'm gonna go out swingin' ♪ 11 00:00:47,250 --> 00:00:50,875 ♪ Toy soldiers Dippin' Dots, fun-size bars ♪ 12 00:00:50,958 --> 00:00:54,750 ♪ Slip 'N slides Fart noises, chicken stars ♪ 13 00:00:54,833 --> 00:00:58,625 ♪ Until they tell me to stop ♪ 14 00:00:58,708 --> 00:01:03,208 ♪ Last year of elementary school Biggest kid on campus ♪ 15 00:01:03,291 --> 00:01:05,000 ♪ I got it made ♪ 16 00:01:05,083 --> 00:01:08,458 ♪ Sit down, son! I own all you dorks ♪ 17 00:01:08,541 --> 00:01:11,750 ♪ I'm so stoked I was held back in third grade ♪ 18 00:01:11,833 --> 00:01:14,541 ♪ Okay, okay So we will not invite Cara ♪ 19 00:01:14,625 --> 00:01:16,125 ♪ Oh my God, I hate her ♪ 20 00:01:16,208 --> 00:01:17,833 ♪ Sabrina's kind of cool ♪ 21 00:01:17,916 --> 00:01:19,416 ♪ We do not do 4th graders ♪ 22 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:23,250 -♪ So we make a list of friends? ♪ -♪ Yes, with no weirdos on it ♪ 23 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:25,208 -What about Summer? -Yeah, she's nice. 24 00:01:25,291 --> 00:01:26,666 Uh, vomit. 25 00:01:27,666 --> 00:01:30,125 -Summer, where's Mommy? -I'll put you to bed tonight, Kayla. 26 00:01:30,208 --> 00:01:32,041 We're getting older. Mom'll be gone someday. 27 00:01:32,125 --> 00:01:33,958 It's 5th grade. Time to be a grown-up. 28 00:01:34,041 --> 00:01:36,791 -Where did she-- -I won't drink coffee or like boys. 29 00:01:36,875 --> 00:01:39,500 -I'll fill my own water bottle, get bangs. -Is she still gonna-- 30 00:01:39,583 --> 00:01:41,750 Everyone got bangs, but my forehead's getting bigger. 31 00:01:41,833 --> 00:01:44,958 I don't wanna look like a parade float or an alien and be the talk-- 32 00:01:45,041 --> 00:01:46,500 [beeping] 33 00:01:46,583 --> 00:01:48,208 ♪ Five more minutes ♪ 34 00:01:48,291 --> 00:01:51,458 ♪ Cole, this year You have to get up on your own ♪ 35 00:01:51,541 --> 00:01:52,750 ♪ Five more minutes ♪ 36 00:01:52,833 --> 00:01:55,875 -♪ Okay, five more minutes ♪ -[smart speaker] Way to be strong, Dad. 37 00:01:57,166 --> 00:01:59,041 ♪ Lessening ♪ 38 00:01:59,125 --> 00:02:02,333 ♪ They say my nut allergies Are lessening ♪ 39 00:02:02,416 --> 00:02:04,458 [drone humming] 40 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:10,666 ♪ Once the immune boosters kick in I can try the kung pao chicken ♪ 41 00:02:11,583 --> 00:02:15,291 ♪ Welcome, 5th graders Go right through this door ♪ 42 00:02:15,375 --> 00:02:20,625 ♪ 'Cause this year, your homerooms Are on the second floor ♪ 43 00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:22,541 -The big time! -[kindergartners chattering] 44 00:02:22,625 --> 00:02:25,458 ♪ Please don't step on The kindergartners ♪ 45 00:02:25,541 --> 00:02:26,833 -[singing ends] -[kids chattering] 46 00:02:26,916 --> 00:02:28,500 [kindergartner babbling, thuds] 47 00:02:28,583 --> 00:02:30,291 [continues babbling] 48 00:02:30,375 --> 00:02:32,083 [girl 1] Going to Westlake next year? 49 00:02:32,166 --> 00:02:34,708 [girl 2] My cousin said there's a kid who smokes there. 50 00:02:34,791 --> 00:02:37,875 -[male 2] You see anything? -[male 1] No. A lot of yappin'. Come on. 51 00:02:37,958 --> 00:02:39,666 -[male 2] Ah, there we go. -All right. 52 00:02:39,750 --> 00:02:42,833 Another year, another batch of 5th grade head cases. 53 00:02:42,916 --> 00:02:44,875 Kabir, Anthony, welcome. 54 00:02:44,958 --> 00:02:48,208 You from New York, new guy? Patriots suck! 55 00:02:48,291 --> 00:02:49,500 That's New England. 56 00:02:49,583 --> 00:02:52,333 -I think your shirt's on backwards. -Come on! 57 00:02:52,416 --> 00:02:55,500 -Look at this. Bunch of motormouths. -Yep. Same old, same old. 58 00:02:55,583 --> 00:02:57,625 I saw Cara in a sweater from Gymboree. 59 00:02:57,708 --> 00:02:59,750 -There's the snotty clique. -Tween Queens. 60 00:02:59,833 --> 00:03:02,500 -The Facade Squad. -Peaking at 11. 61 00:03:02,583 --> 00:03:06,000 -The "sick and should've stayed home" kid. -Always one. 62 00:03:06,083 --> 00:03:08,666 [turtle] There's the class clown who secretly despises himself. 63 00:03:08,750 --> 00:03:10,166 That's hysterical, Cole! 64 00:03:10,250 --> 00:03:12,958 -Thanks, Cole! -Jeez, how many Coles this year? 65 00:03:13,041 --> 00:03:16,291 Reminds me of the Justin avalanche of 1991. 66 00:03:16,375 --> 00:03:18,458 God forbid we ever see a Richie again. 67 00:03:18,541 --> 00:03:21,208 Bro, no way, are you taller than me now? 68 00:03:21,291 --> 00:03:23,333 The inevitable Cheez Doodle kid. 69 00:03:23,416 --> 00:03:25,458 [turtle] No, those look like Dorito fingers. 70 00:03:25,541 --> 00:03:27,541 -We just moved from the Bronx. -You're new? Wow. 71 00:03:27,625 --> 00:03:31,416 That's hard. Never had to leave friends, except when we went to Myrtle Beach. 72 00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:33,750 On the flight home, the old lady next to me had arthritis. 73 00:03:33,833 --> 00:03:35,166 I opened her mustard packet. 74 00:03:35,250 --> 00:03:37,166 -[both] First child. -No filter. 75 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:39,583 Never heard the word "enough." 76 00:03:39,666 --> 00:03:41,875 Okay, guys. Are you excited? 77 00:03:41,958 --> 00:03:45,083 Most of you have been going to this school for five years. 78 00:03:45,166 --> 00:03:47,708 Some of you, seven. And now you're the big kids. 79 00:03:47,791 --> 00:03:51,750 I hope everyone's met our class pets, Leonardo and Squirtle. 80 00:03:51,833 --> 00:03:53,041 I'm not touching those things. 81 00:03:53,125 --> 00:03:55,541 Don't they eat, sleep and poo in the same place? 82 00:03:55,625 --> 00:03:57,791 Hey! I poo where he sleeps. 83 00:03:57,875 --> 00:03:59,083 Now what if I told you 84 00:03:59,166 --> 00:04:02,666 there's a big reward at the end of this year if you do well in class? 85 00:04:02,750 --> 00:04:04,583 -[kids gasp] -The Academicathalon thing? 86 00:04:04,666 --> 00:04:07,541 Look at her work these kids. Salinas, what a pro. 87 00:04:07,625 --> 00:04:10,125 Best since Ms. Bielecky in the '60s. 88 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:13,375 And what if I told you this year's winning class 89 00:04:13,458 --> 00:04:16,375 gets a field trip to somewhere special for a whole day? 90 00:04:16,458 --> 00:04:18,708 -[kids cheer softly] -[kid 1] Yeah! 91 00:04:18,791 --> 00:04:19,625 [kid 2] Wow! 92 00:04:19,708 --> 00:04:21,833 -Salinas havin' a baby? -The belly's poppin' a little. 93 00:04:21,916 --> 00:04:25,416 Oh, Zane, I'm afraid you can't bring snacks into the class. 94 00:04:25,500 --> 00:04:26,916 I'll hold those, just for now. 95 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,958 Cheetos. Wow, didn't see that coming. 96 00:04:29,041 --> 00:04:32,541 [munching] At the end of the year, our three 5th grade classes 97 00:04:32,625 --> 00:04:36,500 compete in art, debating, science, and history. 98 00:04:36,583 --> 00:04:40,375 And if our class wins, we get a trip to Magic Land Park! 99 00:04:40,458 --> 00:04:41,291 [kids gasp] 100 00:04:41,375 --> 00:04:44,625 Don't they have the Dragon Coaster? I heard it caught fire once! 101 00:04:44,708 --> 00:04:48,166 -Yeah, it was banned in Europe. -Yes, but not in Florida. 102 00:04:48,250 --> 00:04:50,458 -[kids chatter and giggle] -Yep, havin' a baby. 103 00:04:50,541 --> 00:04:53,583 Okay. Let's see how much you guys already know. 104 00:04:53,666 --> 00:04:56,166 Who knows what you call it when a plant… 105 00:04:56,250 --> 00:04:58,250 [munching] …converts light to food? 106 00:04:58,333 --> 00:05:00,500 -The conversion's photosynthesis… -[both] Photosynthesis. 107 00:05:00,583 --> 00:05:03,416 -[Mia] …turning H2O and CO2 into glucose. -[both] Into glucose. 108 00:05:03,500 --> 00:05:06,333 -Ah. -[Mrs. Salinas] Excellent job, Mia. 109 00:05:07,166 --> 00:05:09,041 Oh. So… [clears throat] 110 00:05:09,125 --> 00:05:10,916 Oh, boy. Divorced parents. 111 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,791 Okay, honey. Thank you. 112 00:05:12,875 --> 00:05:14,958 -You're okay. So sweet. -[stick squeaking] 113 00:05:15,041 --> 00:05:16,083 Okay. 114 00:05:16,166 --> 00:05:19,208 Let's look at some of the books we're gonna read in class this year. 115 00:05:19,291 --> 00:05:21,166 Who's heard of Charlotte's Web? 116 00:05:21,250 --> 00:05:23,833 Oh no. The kids always cry at the end. 117 00:05:23,916 --> 00:05:27,000 Like kids don't cry enough? We gotta trigger the garden hoses? 118 00:05:27,083 --> 00:05:28,833 -Crying's for weaklings. -Right. 119 00:05:28,916 --> 00:05:31,041 We'll meet Fern and her pig, Wilbur. 120 00:05:31,125 --> 00:05:32,791 It's a stupid book anyway. 121 00:05:32,875 --> 00:05:36,750 -Right. Animals never talk to people. -Plus, no one gets to eat Charlotte. 122 00:05:36,833 --> 00:05:39,958 You just have to hear about this delicious spider for days 123 00:05:40,041 --> 00:05:41,833 and get hungry thinkin' about it. 124 00:05:41,916 --> 00:05:44,000 -…like you'll learn this year. -[boys laughing] 125 00:05:44,083 --> 00:05:47,375 Sorry, Cole? Is there something you wanna share? 126 00:05:47,458 --> 00:05:48,291 [laughing] 127 00:05:48,375 --> 00:05:50,458 -[kids gasp, chatter] -[kid 1] That's so gross! 128 00:05:50,541 --> 00:05:54,000 -[kid 2] I can't believe you did that! -[retching, vomiting] 129 00:05:54,875 --> 00:05:55,833 Sorry, guys. 130 00:05:55,916 --> 00:05:58,250 [sniffs] Man, that smells good. 131 00:05:58,333 --> 00:06:01,875 Send some of that our way next time. Gettin' sick of the lettuce. 132 00:06:01,958 --> 00:06:03,083 [upbeat music playing] 133 00:06:03,166 --> 00:06:04,708 Hi, Mrs. Salinas! 134 00:06:04,791 --> 00:06:07,041 [indistinct chattering] 135 00:06:08,666 --> 00:06:11,083 -Hi, I'm Cole Wiseki's mom. -Oh, hi. 136 00:06:11,166 --> 00:06:12,833 Can I-- Real quick? For Facebook? 137 00:06:12,916 --> 00:06:14,625 -Thanks. -[shutter clicks] 138 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:17,750 -Cole is a very-- -That's gonna look great. Thank you. 139 00:06:17,833 --> 00:06:19,916 Since when do people wanna look like ducks? 140 00:06:21,166 --> 00:06:23,208 [man] Isn't that something, how they've grown? 141 00:06:23,291 --> 00:06:26,750 And in 5th grade, you'll find your kids wanting to make their own choices. 142 00:06:26,833 --> 00:06:29,416 Embrace it. Let them make their own mistakes. 143 00:06:29,500 --> 00:06:30,916 How long does this go? 144 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,750 [man] Not terribly long, Dr. Wenger. 145 00:06:32,833 --> 00:06:35,833 Now, some of you may have heard about Mrs. Salinas', uh, 146 00:06:35,916 --> 00:06:37,291 incident in class. 147 00:06:37,375 --> 00:06:42,166 I want to confirm it has nothing to do with anything she ate in the cafeteria. 148 00:06:42,250 --> 00:06:45,750 She's just gonna be taking some time off. A leave, let's say. 149 00:06:45,833 --> 00:06:47,333 Wait. For how long? 150 00:06:47,416 --> 00:06:48,833 Here comes the bomb. 151 00:06:48,916 --> 00:06:52,083 For, uh… Till she has the baby, let's say. 152 00:06:52,166 --> 00:06:54,750 -[all gasp] What?! -[Anthony's mom] Having a baby? 153 00:06:54,833 --> 00:06:57,333 Are you sure? Did she get a second opinion? 154 00:06:57,416 --> 00:06:59,833 Are you kidding me? This is what happened in 3rd grade! 155 00:06:59,916 --> 00:07:01,083 The substitute was awful! 156 00:07:01,166 --> 00:07:04,333 I'm texting my daughter right now! She'll be devastated! 157 00:07:04,416 --> 00:07:06,125 [phone beeps, chimes] 158 00:07:06,208 --> 00:07:09,166 [girl 1 reads silently] 159 00:07:09,250 --> 00:07:10,875 [girl 2 reads silently] 160 00:07:10,958 --> 00:07:13,833 -[Mia reads silently] -[girl 3 reads silently] 161 00:07:13,916 --> 00:07:17,041 [boy reads silently] 162 00:07:17,125 --> 00:07:20,916 [Anthony reads silently] 163 00:07:21,833 --> 00:07:24,041 [drone reads silently] 164 00:07:24,125 --> 00:07:26,541 [Cole H. reads silently] 165 00:07:26,625 --> 00:07:28,125 [Cole W. reads silently] 166 00:07:28,208 --> 00:07:29,541 [Kabir reads silently] 167 00:07:29,625 --> 00:07:35,708 [Summer reads silently] 168 00:07:35,791 --> 00:07:37,750 [Summer continues] 169 00:07:37,833 --> 00:07:41,458 [drone reads silently] 170 00:07:42,083 --> 00:07:44,375 -[indistinct chattering] -You can't just say that! 171 00:07:44,458 --> 00:07:47,333 Look at these lazy class pets. Do they even move? 172 00:07:47,416 --> 00:07:50,041 -I'd like that job. -That lizard looks pretty old. 173 00:07:50,125 --> 00:07:51,416 Do I look old? 174 00:07:52,375 --> 00:07:53,208 Mm-mm. 175 00:07:53,291 --> 00:07:54,125 Thank you. 176 00:07:55,083 --> 00:07:58,583 It's a Tuatara. They live a long time. Till about 75. 177 00:07:58,666 --> 00:08:01,916 Hmm. Never knew that. Suck on that, hamsters. 178 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,166 Wow. Looks like he's gettin' close to that. 179 00:08:05,208 --> 00:08:07,041 [mom 1] Bye. Nice seeing you. 180 00:08:07,125 --> 00:08:08,416 -Ah, he's nuts. -[door shuts] 181 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:12,416 I mean, you're old, cranky, lazy, but no way does that make you 75. 182 00:08:12,500 --> 00:08:15,291 [Squirtle's voice echoing] Seventy-five. Seventy-five. Seventy-five. 183 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,000 [pencil tapping and scraping] 184 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:21,166 [keyboard clacking] 185 00:08:22,833 --> 00:08:24,250 [page turning] 186 00:08:24,750 --> 00:08:26,666 [Neil Armstrong, on TV] Underneath it says, 187 00:08:26,750 --> 00:08:29,916 "Here men from the planet Earth first set foot upon the Moon." 188 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,041 -[grunts] -[Neil Armstrong] We came in peace-- 189 00:08:32,875 --> 00:08:35,166 [babbling] 190 00:08:37,166 --> 00:08:38,791 1949. 191 00:08:38,875 --> 00:08:41,000 -What about it? -I was born around then. 192 00:08:41,083 --> 00:08:43,666 How many years has it been since 1949? 193 00:08:43,750 --> 00:08:45,250 No idea. That's addition. 194 00:08:45,333 --> 00:08:47,583 They learn that in 2nd grade. We're all about fractions. 195 00:08:47,666 --> 00:08:51,333 Great. Why can't they move us around a little, so we can know more? 196 00:08:52,541 --> 00:08:54,458 [kindergartner babbles] 197 00:08:54,541 --> 00:08:55,958 [thuds, babbles again] 198 00:08:56,041 --> 00:08:57,875 [thuds, continues babbling] 199 00:08:57,958 --> 00:09:01,291 Okay, four sixteenths equals how many fourths? 200 00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:04,000 [kids chattering and laughing] 201 00:09:04,083 --> 00:09:06,958 -She's leaving. They don't hear a word. -1966, 1967… 202 00:09:07,041 --> 00:09:10,041 -What're you doin'? -Trying to count how many years old I am. 203 00:09:10,125 --> 00:09:13,083 1968, 1969, 1970… 204 00:09:13,166 --> 00:09:16,208 I'm out of toes and fingers. What else can I count with? 205 00:09:16,291 --> 00:09:19,541 -I'd tell you, but there's kids around. -[humorous music plays] 206 00:09:19,625 --> 00:09:21,708 I was talkin' about his tail. 207 00:09:21,791 --> 00:09:25,000 Addition… I… I gotta talk to some 2nd grade pets. 208 00:09:25,083 --> 00:09:28,000 Forget it. We only see those pets at fire drills. 209 00:09:28,083 --> 00:09:30,000 They don't happen until November. 210 00:09:30,083 --> 00:09:32,708 -[alarm buzzing] -[spits] What the-- 211 00:09:32,791 --> 00:09:35,000 -[all] Huh? What? -Is this a fire drill? 212 00:09:35,083 --> 00:09:38,750 It's probably nothing, but let's go. Anthony, why don't you grab the pets? 213 00:09:38,833 --> 00:09:41,125 [Anthony screaming] 214 00:09:41,208 --> 00:09:44,000 -Everyone evacuate! Stop, drop and roll! -[reptiles grunting] 215 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:46,541 [screaming] I think I'm on fire! 216 00:09:46,625 --> 00:09:48,833 -[screaming] -[kindergartners giggling] 217 00:09:48,916 --> 00:09:50,916 Jeez, we just redecorated! 218 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:54,458 Someday, cops are gonna carry that kid off a plane. Huh? 219 00:09:54,541 --> 00:09:56,958 I'll park ya right over here, fellas. 220 00:09:57,041 --> 00:09:58,958 All right, here we go. 221 00:09:59,041 --> 00:10:01,958 Hey, guys, how was your summer? Do anything fun? 222 00:10:02,041 --> 00:10:03,666 -Sleep. -Sleep. 223 00:10:03,750 --> 00:10:06,041 -Eat. -Lot of poopin'. 224 00:10:06,125 --> 00:10:09,125 Terrific. Say, who's 2nd grade again? 225 00:10:09,208 --> 00:10:11,291 -That's me. How ya doin', Lizzy? -Great. 226 00:10:11,375 --> 00:10:16,750 I'm actually Leonardo. Lizzy's the iguana in Mr. Marculia's homeroom. You're… 227 00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:20,583 I'm Cinnabun. I know. So corny. Just got renamed again. 228 00:10:20,666 --> 00:10:22,333 Oh. Well, beats "Thumper." 229 00:10:22,416 --> 00:10:27,416 I guess. What's bad are the Hare ones. Hare Brain, Hare Piece, Hare-y Potter… 230 00:10:27,500 --> 00:10:31,208 Right, right. Hey, the 2nd graders, you guys do addition, right? 231 00:10:31,291 --> 00:10:33,291 -…Hare Lip, Hare Club For Men. -[cage clangs] 232 00:10:33,375 --> 00:10:34,958 Yes, and subtraction. We do both. 233 00:10:35,041 --> 00:10:38,916 Great, okay, look. If I got here in 1949, 234 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:42,666 and it's 2023, what does that make me? 235 00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:45,333 Oh. Uh, I know this one. A reptile. 236 00:10:45,416 --> 00:10:46,750 -Shmuck. -[school bell rings] 237 00:10:46,833 --> 00:10:49,500 -[kindergartners chattering] -Okay, it was a false alarm. 238 00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:51,750 The school is not on fire. 239 00:10:51,833 --> 00:10:53,083 [5th-graders groan] 240 00:10:53,166 --> 00:10:55,166 [kindergartners chattering chaotically] 241 00:10:55,250 --> 00:10:56,833 No, how old would I be? 242 00:10:56,916 --> 00:11:01,375 No. Right, subtraction. Okay, um, dip, dip, dip, dip, dip, 74. 243 00:11:01,458 --> 00:11:04,583 -Seventy-four. Isn't that right before-- -[Mrs. Salinas] Upsy-daisies. 244 00:11:04,666 --> 00:11:06,500 [Leonardo] Wait, wait! Hold on! 245 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:09,583 That's the number before 75, isn't it? 246 00:11:09,666 --> 00:11:13,708 -What's the matter? You look upset. -[kindergartners chattering chaotically] 247 00:11:13,791 --> 00:11:14,875 [extinguisher hisses] 248 00:11:14,958 --> 00:11:17,541 -[shouts] Cinnabun! -[dramatic music plays, ends] 249 00:11:17,625 --> 00:11:19,708 -[kids chattering] -Settle down. 250 00:11:19,791 --> 00:11:22,416 [mockingly] I'm a lizard. Ooh. 251 00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:24,583 That's good. Don't dignify it. 252 00:11:24,666 --> 00:11:26,958 Doesn't matter. I'm doomed. 253 00:11:27,041 --> 00:11:30,250 I'm 74 seventy-fifths dead. 254 00:11:30,333 --> 00:11:32,458 What? That's not for class pets. 255 00:11:32,541 --> 00:11:35,166 When you're in captivity, 75 is the new 70. 256 00:11:35,250 --> 00:11:38,625 And, hey, you wanna live so bad, a little exercise wouldn't kill ya. 257 00:11:38,708 --> 00:11:41,083 -Like what? -Blinking's good. That'd be a start. 258 00:11:41,166 --> 00:11:43,166 -I blink. -[scoffs] Barely. 259 00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:44,083 Fine. 260 00:11:44,916 --> 00:11:50,458 [grunting] 261 00:11:50,541 --> 00:11:53,916 -[sighs in exhaustion] -Okay. You didn't have to dive right in. 262 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,166 Who am I kiddin'? 263 00:11:55,250 --> 00:11:59,458 I can't start this rigorous workin' out at this point in my life. 264 00:11:59,541 --> 00:12:01,958 It's too late. I blew it. 265 00:12:02,041 --> 00:12:04,000 I wasted my life! 266 00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:07,625 And now, it's almost over. 267 00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:11,958 ♪ When a man has to face ♪ 268 00:12:12,041 --> 00:12:15,166 ♪ That he's about to die ♪ 269 00:12:15,250 --> 00:12:19,625 ♪ He thinks of all the things He'd never done ♪ 270 00:12:19,708 --> 00:12:20,666 [exhales] 271 00:12:20,750 --> 00:12:24,041 ♪ I never ate a snail ♪ 272 00:12:24,125 --> 00:12:27,333 ♪ Never got to hunt a fly ♪ 273 00:12:27,416 --> 00:12:32,083 ♪ Just had them fed to me by everyone ♪ 274 00:12:33,875 --> 00:12:39,291 ♪ Never ate algae straight from the sea ♪ 275 00:12:39,375 --> 00:12:45,791 ♪ Never got nothin' but lettuce Always lands in Squirtle's pee ♪ 276 00:12:46,416 --> 00:12:49,958 -♪ I never stole a bird's eggs ♪ -[violin plays] 277 00:12:50,041 --> 00:12:52,833 ♪ Never chased a squirrel ♪ 278 00:12:53,333 --> 00:12:56,833 ♪ Never got to show my slick moves ♪ 279 00:12:56,916 --> 00:12:58,916 ♪ To a girl ♪ 280 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:03,000 [breathing heavily] 281 00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:06,541 [door creaks open] 282 00:13:06,625 --> 00:13:08,041 [pouch toots] 283 00:13:08,125 --> 00:13:12,125 [door creaking] 284 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,166 [pouch toots] 285 00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:19,083 [door continues creaking] 286 00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:23,333 -[stops] -[heels clacking] 287 00:13:25,833 --> 00:13:27,375 [objects clatter] 288 00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:30,833 -[vase breaks] -[heels clacking] 289 00:13:32,375 --> 00:13:33,291 [clattering] 290 00:13:37,833 --> 00:13:40,000 [blows] Go about your business. 291 00:13:40,083 --> 00:13:42,416 Everyone, meet your new teacher. 292 00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:45,458 [gasps] This is our substitute? 293 00:13:45,541 --> 00:13:47,750 You have to leave? So soon? 294 00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:50,958 Well, my doctor thinks I need to rest through my pregnancy. 295 00:13:51,041 --> 00:13:53,666 So until I'm back, you'll have Ms. Malkin. 296 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:56,625 -It's not brain surgery, gang. -[compass clicks] 297 00:13:56,708 --> 00:13:59,708 Guys, you don't have to be afraid of change. 298 00:13:59,791 --> 00:14:02,208 Change is a beautiful part of life. 299 00:14:02,291 --> 00:14:05,208 ♪ There's a time for trees ♪ 300 00:14:05,291 --> 00:14:08,375 ♪ To lose their leaves ♪ 301 00:14:08,458 --> 00:14:13,375 ♪ And a time those leaves return ♪ 302 00:14:14,708 --> 00:14:17,541 -Oh, I don't sing. -Oh, okay. 303 00:14:17,625 --> 00:14:21,666 How about we continue with the class. I'm gonna teach with Ms. Malkin today-- 304 00:14:21,750 --> 00:14:24,333 -Please don't leave us, Mrs. Salinas! -Oh. 305 00:14:24,416 --> 00:14:26,833 Agh! Down! Now! Down! 306 00:14:26,916 --> 00:14:28,333 -[spray hissing] -No hug! Sit! 307 00:14:28,416 --> 00:14:32,666 In class, we sit up straight, pay attention, and we are what? You! 308 00:14:32,750 --> 00:14:35,750 What? Oh, my God. Um, we're quiet? 309 00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:38,875 That's very good listening, Logan. That's a heart for you. 310 00:14:38,958 --> 00:14:42,208 [joyous music plays] 311 00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,875 The hearts are for when the kids listen. To motivate good-- 312 00:14:46,958 --> 00:14:50,000 [vacuum clicking, suctioning] 313 00:14:51,375 --> 00:14:53,208 Listening is not a favor. 314 00:14:53,291 --> 00:14:56,625 When you listen, you get knowledge, not a carnival prize. 315 00:14:56,708 --> 00:15:02,541 -We have a chance to go to Magic-- -[suctioning] 316 00:15:02,625 --> 00:15:03,958 Ew. What was that? 317 00:15:04,041 --> 00:15:06,625 Peanut butter and ham. My dad overslept. 318 00:15:06,708 --> 00:15:08,833 -[retches, vomits] -[suctions, stops] 319 00:15:10,583 --> 00:15:14,500 Okay, well, we're out of time, so let's wish Mrs. Salinas well. Bye-bye. 320 00:15:14,583 --> 00:15:17,166 -But, I-- The class is-- -No, no. I know. Out we go. 321 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,750 -Better luck with your own kid. -Okay, guys, see you in-- 322 00:15:20,833 --> 00:15:23,041 -[tense music plays] -[suctions] 323 00:15:23,125 --> 00:15:28,625 Moving on. It's Friday. That means one student has to take home a class pet. 324 00:15:28,708 --> 00:15:31,500 -What's this now? -Uh, we don't do that here. 325 00:15:31,583 --> 00:15:32,791 Not anymore. No way. 326 00:15:32,875 --> 00:15:36,958 In my classroom, you will learn responsibility. 327 00:15:37,041 --> 00:15:40,916 You will feed it properly and return it in healthy condition. 328 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:41,916 Alive. 329 00:15:42,416 --> 00:15:44,583 Do we have a volunteer? 330 00:15:46,291 --> 00:15:49,208 -Come on. Somebody raise your hand. -What? 331 00:15:49,291 --> 00:15:53,583 Remember what happens at the kids' houses? They forget to feed you or abuse you. 332 00:15:53,666 --> 00:15:55,208 [chaotic music playing] 333 00:15:55,291 --> 00:15:56,541 -[banging] -[yelps] 334 00:15:57,041 --> 00:15:59,000 -[slices] -It'll grow back. 335 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:02,833 -[screams] -[screams, grunts] 336 00:16:02,916 --> 00:16:03,750 [kids laughing] 337 00:16:03,833 --> 00:16:05,750 -[tattoo needle hums] -[Squirtle screams] 338 00:16:07,458 --> 00:16:09,916 -Yeesh. -Hey, it looked cool in the '90s. 339 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,666 I'm waiting. Volunteer, please. 340 00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:14,791 Don't you get it? This is my shot. 341 00:16:14,875 --> 00:16:18,208 So I go with one of these kids, case the house for open windows, 342 00:16:18,291 --> 00:16:20,583 then when I'm alone, zip! I escape. 343 00:16:20,666 --> 00:16:25,125 -Ha. You couldn't zip when you were 20. -I'm zipping. And then I really live. 344 00:16:25,208 --> 00:16:28,833 Maybe climb a tree. Swim in a sewer. See the Everglades. 345 00:16:28,916 --> 00:16:32,458 The Everglades? With those untamed animals? Are you nuts? 346 00:16:32,541 --> 00:16:35,166 You know they don't even have names, right? It's anarchy. 347 00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:37,875 You think a rock potato like you can survive there? 348 00:16:37,958 --> 00:16:40,750 -Your last days will be in a beer can. -[Ms. Malkin] Let's go. 349 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,375 Who's gonna take on some responsibility? 350 00:16:43,458 --> 00:16:46,041 -Or do I have to pick? -Well, if no one else will… 351 00:16:46,125 --> 00:16:48,666 I don't want them to feel not wanted. Everybody wants to fit in 352 00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:51,625 and shouldn't be judged on looks, species, foreheads. 353 00:16:51,708 --> 00:16:53,750 I have to go indoor skydiving tomorrow, 354 00:16:53,833 --> 00:16:56,166 but my father'll be home, so if it's okay to-- 355 00:16:56,250 --> 00:16:57,750 -Pick one! -Okay, the lizard! 356 00:16:57,833 --> 00:17:00,291 [exhales loudly, sighs] 357 00:17:00,375 --> 00:17:01,250 [kisses] 358 00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:03,458 [school bell rings] 359 00:17:03,541 --> 00:17:06,541 [gentle violin music playing] 360 00:17:07,458 --> 00:17:11,708 Listen, when you're out there in the wild and those animals come after you, 361 00:17:11,791 --> 00:17:15,250 remember to change your colors and blend in! 362 00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:19,291 -That's chameleons. I'm not a chameleon. -Oh, well, then you're a dead man. 363 00:17:19,375 --> 00:17:21,125 [amusing music playing] 364 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:25,458 [Summer] Tomorrow's indoor skydiving. We have to get ready. 365 00:17:25,541 --> 00:17:28,125 It's exactly like skydiving, except you can't get hurt. 366 00:17:28,208 --> 00:17:30,375 Okay, we have a busy weekend. 367 00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:33,750 Do I have to wear a dress to Grandma's? It'll be pants weather on Sunday. 368 00:17:33,833 --> 00:17:37,583 Jayda said the word "puke". She said it wasn’t a curse word. Is it? 369 00:17:37,666 --> 00:17:40,708 I feel bad leaving him. Nobody wants him near the dinner table. 370 00:17:40,791 --> 00:17:42,416 He's good with his water. Back soon! 371 00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:45,458 Kayla, don't look scared of him. That's being mean. 372 00:17:45,541 --> 00:17:48,000 [dog panting] 373 00:17:49,125 --> 00:17:51,541 -[heavenly music plays] -[gasps in awe] 374 00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:56,541 It's on. 375 00:17:56,625 --> 00:17:57,625 [inhales sharply] 376 00:17:57,708 --> 00:18:01,083 [stretching groans] 377 00:18:01,166 --> 00:18:03,500 -[joints crack] -[groaning continues] 378 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:04,750 [joints cracking] 379 00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:08,541 [grunting] 380 00:18:11,208 --> 00:18:12,583 [shouts, thuds] 381 00:18:12,666 --> 00:18:15,375 [jazzy adventurous music playing] 382 00:18:15,458 --> 00:18:16,500 Yeah. 383 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,541 He's nice, the new kid Kabir, but he doesn't talk a lot, 384 00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:31,875 at least not with me. Maybe he's shy since… 385 00:18:31,958 --> 00:18:34,583 [jazzy adventurous music continues] 386 00:18:37,541 --> 00:18:40,625 Then I burned my tongue. It didn't, like, burn off completely, 387 00:18:40,708 --> 00:18:43,875 or I couldn't tell you how I ate my mozzarella sticks. 388 00:18:43,958 --> 00:18:47,375 [jazzy adventurous music continues] 389 00:18:47,458 --> 00:18:49,416 [panting] 390 00:18:50,958 --> 00:18:52,958 -[music crescendos, ends] -[sighs] 391 00:18:54,583 --> 00:18:55,541 [yelps] 392 00:18:56,250 --> 00:18:57,583 -[grunts] -[door opens] 393 00:18:57,666 --> 00:19:02,083 Hey, Leonardo. You missed a great movie. Tomorrow I'll take you down for breakfast. 394 00:19:02,166 --> 00:19:06,250 I hope they have everything bagels left. I don't know why we get sesame bagels. 395 00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:10,333 Mom asked me to try one, I was like, "Why would you take off the poppy seeds 396 00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:11,291 and the salt…" 397 00:19:11,375 --> 00:19:13,041 Wait, where are you? 398 00:19:13,125 --> 00:19:16,083 This is a nightmare! I'll be the kid who killed the lizard, 399 00:19:16,166 --> 00:19:18,000 no matter what I do in my life. 400 00:19:18,083 --> 00:19:21,250 Whether I do drama, be a doctor-- I'll never be a doctor now. 401 00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:24,375 I could work at the DMV. Hopefully, the one next to Quiznos. 402 00:19:24,458 --> 00:19:27,416 -I don't wanna go far from my parents. -[whimpers, grunts] 403 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,375 Mother of Godzilla! 404 00:19:29,458 --> 00:19:30,375 What was that? 405 00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:32,916 Well? Who said that? 406 00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:38,416 The wall? Walls don't talk. Why would a wall say anything? 407 00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:41,375 Why point to it? They say, "If these walls could talk," 408 00:19:41,458 --> 00:19:42,708 because they can't talk-- 409 00:19:42,791 --> 00:19:44,625 -The trophy! -[screams] 410 00:19:44,708 --> 00:19:47,333 You said something! You just spoke! Mom! 411 00:19:47,416 --> 00:19:48,708 -No! -You talked! 412 00:19:48,791 --> 00:19:49,875 You're talking! 413 00:19:49,958 --> 00:19:52,125 I'm telling Mom, or people will think I'm crazy. 414 00:19:52,208 --> 00:19:55,125 I'll have to go to that school in Tampa for kids with issues! I-- 415 00:19:55,208 --> 00:19:57,750 [shouting] But please, people can't know! 416 00:19:58,625 --> 00:20:01,458 -Why are your hands wet? -They're naturally moist. 417 00:20:01,541 --> 00:20:03,791 Please, I'm begging you to keep quiet. 418 00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:05,333 If people know I talk, 419 00:20:05,416 --> 00:20:07,916 they'll send me to a scientist or something. 420 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,541 -But I have to tell someone. -Please. 421 00:20:11,708 --> 00:20:14,500 [softly] You're the only one who can hear me. 422 00:20:14,583 --> 00:20:17,375 Oh. Then why are you whispering? 423 00:20:17,458 --> 00:20:20,333 [softly] Because you were, and it sounded fun. 424 00:20:20,416 --> 00:20:22,416 [mimics whispering sounds] 425 00:20:23,125 --> 00:20:24,375 Do all lizards talk? 426 00:20:24,458 --> 00:20:29,416 I don't know. I never met them all, but we never talk to humans. 427 00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:32,875 -Why are you talking to me? -Well, I didn't… [spluttering] 428 00:20:33,375 --> 00:20:37,083 Because I want to. I think you're nice. 429 00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:39,041 Really? Thanks. 430 00:20:39,125 --> 00:20:42,458 I don't know if people think I'm nice. It's so hard to read people at school. 431 00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:44,416 People say you're nice to be nice, 432 00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:47,083 and if they say you're nice, you'll think they're cool-- 433 00:20:47,166 --> 00:20:48,166 I get it. 434 00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:50,208 You say "I get it" a lot. 435 00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:55,000 That's 'cause I understand things. That's all. "I get it." I've been around. 436 00:20:55,083 --> 00:20:58,166 -Okay. I thought it was something else. -Like what? 437 00:20:58,250 --> 00:21:01,708 -That you want me to stop talking. -Oh. Wow. 438 00:21:01,791 --> 00:21:03,833 Really? Like, "Wow, that's crazy"? 439 00:21:03,916 --> 00:21:08,416 No, more like, "Wow, I didn't think you were that self-aware." 440 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:11,916 [exhales] I can tell. People are too nice to say I talk too much, 441 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,208 but I can tell from their faces that I'm talking too much. 442 00:21:14,291 --> 00:21:17,500 Like, old people make this face. And babies kind of look sleepy. 443 00:21:17,583 --> 00:21:21,291 And the bus driver's face is like, "Stop." But I can't stop and I… 444 00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:25,958 Sorry, I'm listening. Please, go ahead. 445 00:21:26,041 --> 00:21:29,083 ♪ I always just come out And say whatever's on my mind ♪ 446 00:21:29,166 --> 00:21:31,875 ♪ People look okay with it But maybe they're resigned ♪ 447 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:34,666 ♪ I can't help saying more They smile like they're enjoying ♪ 448 00:21:34,750 --> 00:21:36,875 ♪ You've no idea How stressful it is to not know ♪ 449 00:21:36,958 --> 00:21:38,291 ♪ When my talking gets annoying ♪ 450 00:21:38,375 --> 00:21:40,666 I've seen a lot of kids who talk a lot. They seem-- 451 00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:43,500 ♪ I just continue talking And it feels like things are fine ♪ 452 00:21:43,583 --> 00:21:46,583 ♪ Then I relax until I see that look I take it as a sign ♪ 453 00:21:46,666 --> 00:21:49,125 ♪ They're mad I'm still talking Or I'm loud or a bore ♪ 454 00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:52,708 ♪ So I worry that I've lost them I'm scared, so I start talking even more ♪ 455 00:21:52,791 --> 00:21:54,916 Right. This is normal. A bunch of kids-- 456 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,750 ♪ I feel like I lack the ability to tell ♪ 457 00:21:57,833 --> 00:22:00,333 ♪ When I'm not giving someone A chance to speak ♪ 458 00:22:00,416 --> 00:22:01,916 ♪ And because of that, I get scared ♪ 459 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:06,083 ♪ Then believe that I am Not giving anyone else a chance to speak ♪ 460 00:22:06,166 --> 00:22:08,250 [shouts] I said, "I get it!" 461 00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:12,125 I know I said "I get it" again. I'm sorry. 462 00:22:12,208 --> 00:22:15,875 It's just that last one wasn't even a rhyme, it was a repeat. 463 00:22:16,625 --> 00:22:17,458 [splutters] 464 00:22:18,291 --> 00:22:19,250 [moans] 465 00:22:20,416 --> 00:22:23,250 ♪ So, like You're comfortable in sharing ♪ 466 00:22:23,333 --> 00:22:25,541 ♪ 'Cause your parents let you prattle ♪ 467 00:22:25,625 --> 00:22:26,708 They don't really like-- 468 00:22:26,791 --> 00:22:30,416 ♪ But you shouldn't feel self-conscious Like you're in a losing battle ♪ 469 00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:34,333 -Okay, but then how am I gonna-- -♪ Maybe try to ask a question ♪ 470 00:22:35,125 --> 00:22:36,541 Ask a question? 471 00:22:37,041 --> 00:22:39,583 ♪ It's exhausting Like a blink ♪ 472 00:22:40,083 --> 00:22:42,791 ♪ But the kids who are most popular ♪ 473 00:22:43,375 --> 00:22:49,541 ♪ Are the kids who want to know What other kids think ♪ 474 00:22:50,625 --> 00:22:53,625 Wow. It's not like I don't care about the other kids-- 475 00:22:53,708 --> 00:22:56,875 I know. It's great you're good at talking about yourself. 476 00:22:56,958 --> 00:22:59,208 When people share stuff, they feel better. 477 00:22:59,291 --> 00:23:01,750 So if you get other kids talking about themselves, 478 00:23:01,833 --> 00:23:05,291 they'll like being with you. More than they do already, I mean. 479 00:23:07,041 --> 00:23:09,000 Five-second rule. [gulps] 480 00:23:09,083 --> 00:23:11,750 Well, that was really nice. Thank you. 481 00:23:11,833 --> 00:23:13,583 Oh, yeah. Glad to do it. 482 00:23:14,416 --> 00:23:18,000 Hey, remember, you can't tell anyone, ever. 483 00:23:18,083 --> 00:23:20,083 Or we won't be able to talk again. 484 00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:24,083 Okay. So I'm your special, secret friend? That was a question. 485 00:23:24,166 --> 00:23:27,208 Uh, yeah. Sure. And good question. 486 00:23:27,291 --> 00:23:31,083 -Thanks, Leonardo. -Call me Leo. Less Ninja Turtley. 487 00:23:31,166 --> 00:23:33,541 Summer. You need to get to bed, sweetie. 488 00:23:33,625 --> 00:23:36,458 Mom, what's the square root of 91? 489 00:23:36,541 --> 00:23:39,083 What? Please just get to bed. 490 00:23:39,666 --> 00:23:41,791 I don't mean just any question. 491 00:23:41,875 --> 00:23:43,625 Okay. Right. Got it. 492 00:23:43,708 --> 00:23:47,208 [desk scraping and screeching] 493 00:23:47,291 --> 00:23:49,791 -[Ms. Malkin] Find your new seats. -[spray hissing] 494 00:23:53,958 --> 00:23:57,125 -[mellow music plays] -[Squirtle scratching] 495 00:23:57,208 --> 00:24:00,833 [sarcastically] Oh, back already? You saw the whole world in one weekend? 496 00:24:00,916 --> 00:24:04,416 Wow. Hey, how were the Everglades? How high was the Eiffel Tower? 497 00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:08,958 -What was the Pope like? [scratches] -Could you not do that on my pillow? 498 00:24:09,041 --> 00:24:14,541 Put those computers away. We will not be studying our curriculum on toys. 499 00:24:15,333 --> 00:24:18,375 [tense music playing] 500 00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:20,666 -[falling whistle] -[crashes] 501 00:24:22,291 --> 00:24:23,708 -[falling whistle] -[crashes] 502 00:24:24,541 --> 00:24:25,958 -[falling whistle] -[crashes] 503 00:24:26,583 --> 00:24:27,500 [crashing] 504 00:24:29,291 --> 00:24:32,875 [both panting] 505 00:24:33,583 --> 00:24:34,833 Russian judge. 506 00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:36,500 [ringing] 507 00:24:37,083 --> 00:24:40,291 -[indistinct chattering] -[teacher] Slow down. No running. 508 00:24:40,375 --> 00:24:42,708 -[air horn blares] -No eating the books! 509 00:24:43,416 --> 00:24:45,750 Oh, Coach Kimura. [chuckles] 510 00:24:45,833 --> 00:24:48,416 Oh, I apologize. Let me… Let me clean that for you. 511 00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:50,666 [vacuum humming] 512 00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:52,166 [giggles] 513 00:24:52,958 --> 00:24:54,125 There we go. [chuckles] 514 00:24:54,208 --> 00:24:58,791 This is so unfair. Ugh! She'll work us till we have no energy. 515 00:24:58,875 --> 00:25:01,125 Then we'll only get into schools with drug problems. 516 00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:03,666 Forget about winning the trip. This is a nightmare. 517 00:25:03,750 --> 00:25:05,500 It's worse than when I lost my phone. 518 00:25:05,583 --> 00:25:07,583 Worse than when my dad wore bike shorts. 519 00:25:07,666 --> 00:25:10,666 Worse than when I got lost on a plane, which is hard to do, but really scary. 520 00:25:10,750 --> 00:25:13,625 Like a horror movie, though my parents won't let me watch them, 521 00:25:13,708 --> 00:25:16,333 unless you count the furnace in Toy Story 3, but that-- 522 00:25:17,875 --> 00:25:19,958 Oh. What should we do about it, Jayda? 523 00:25:21,208 --> 00:25:25,000 I'm totally telling my parents about it. My dad has a lot of pull, 524 00:25:25,083 --> 00:25:26,958 because he gives the teachers free zit cream, 525 00:25:27,041 --> 00:25:28,625 but you should tell yours too. 526 00:25:28,708 --> 00:25:30,791 Why are you talking to Summer? 527 00:25:30,875 --> 00:25:33,541 -I like her now. -Uh, I know. I do too. 528 00:25:33,625 --> 00:25:35,875 [curious music playing] 529 00:25:38,458 --> 00:25:42,166 -What was that all about? -She likes me. She thought I was fun. 530 00:25:42,250 --> 00:25:45,625 [scoffs] You fun? What'd you do, turn your head more than once? 531 00:25:45,708 --> 00:25:46,708 Oh, what a showman. 532 00:25:46,791 --> 00:25:48,708 Get all your mean jokes in now, 533 00:25:48,791 --> 00:25:51,708 'cause the next kid who takes me home is the last kid. 534 00:25:51,791 --> 00:25:53,708 Sure they are, Mr. Chicken-to-leave. 535 00:25:53,791 --> 00:25:56,166 Whatever you say, Mr. Wants-to-get-bitten. 536 00:25:56,250 --> 00:25:59,583 Oh, I'm shaking, Mr. Almost-as-brave-as-Scooby Doo. 537 00:25:59,666 --> 00:26:00,666 [yells] 538 00:26:00,750 --> 00:26:01,708 [sighs] 539 00:26:03,458 --> 00:26:06,708 -Duck, duck, duck, goose! -[kindergartners chattering chaotically] 540 00:26:06,791 --> 00:26:10,583 Ow! Okay. Okay. All right! That's not the game. Kids! 541 00:26:10,666 --> 00:26:15,250 …the Stamp Act. Eyes up here! For those of you who did the reading… 542 00:26:15,333 --> 00:26:18,708 -Salinas never taught this stuff. -Yeah. What's a stamp? 543 00:26:18,791 --> 00:26:20,625 [Ms. Malkin] …the first tax levied directly 544 00:26:20,708 --> 00:26:22,583 on American colonists by the British Parliament. 545 00:26:22,666 --> 00:26:26,000 -[kids laughing] -Skyler, what did I just say? 546 00:26:26,083 --> 00:26:28,041 [kids laughing] 547 00:26:28,125 --> 00:26:30,875 Answer! How did the colonists react? 548 00:26:30,958 --> 00:26:34,333 [kids laughing louder] 549 00:26:36,708 --> 00:26:37,541 Demerits! 550 00:26:39,333 --> 00:26:41,166 [shurikens slice, then clink] 551 00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:46,208 [deliberately] You do not want demerits. 552 00:26:46,291 --> 00:26:49,333 -What's a demerit? -I think he played for the Clippers. 553 00:26:49,416 --> 00:26:52,166 You're going to leave 5th grade with discipline, 554 00:26:52,250 --> 00:26:54,833 or you are never going to leave 5th grade. 555 00:26:55,416 --> 00:26:56,916 Eh. [munches] 556 00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:00,458 Who has the discipline to take a class pet home this weekend? 557 00:27:01,708 --> 00:27:03,875 I'll do it. I'll take Leo again. 558 00:27:03,958 --> 00:27:05,083 "Leo"? 559 00:27:05,791 --> 00:27:08,750 Again? Who would want it twice? 560 00:27:09,583 --> 00:27:12,250 -[smart board beeping] -[kids laughing] 561 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,833 [drone whirring] 562 00:27:16,916 --> 00:27:20,041 Not one of you is man enough for middle school, are you? 563 00:27:20,125 --> 00:27:23,250 -[whirring] -Ugh. Not now. I'll take the lizard. 564 00:27:29,083 --> 00:27:32,583 Oh, you'll have so much fun with Leo, Eli. You think, maybe, I can visit? 565 00:27:32,666 --> 00:27:35,750 Really? That'd be great. Zane's coming, but we can all hang-- 566 00:27:36,333 --> 00:27:38,250 -[whirring] -[thermometer beeps] 567 00:27:38,333 --> 00:27:39,875 [whirring] 568 00:27:48,958 --> 00:27:49,791 [sighs] 569 00:27:52,333 --> 00:27:54,041 [mellow music playing] 570 00:27:58,708 --> 00:28:00,208 You kids having a fun play date? 571 00:28:01,500 --> 00:28:02,333 Uh… 572 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:03,875 Sure. 573 00:28:06,375 --> 00:28:07,208 [drone beeps] 574 00:28:08,125 --> 00:28:09,291 [buzzes, beeps] 575 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,333 [whirring] 576 00:28:19,166 --> 00:28:20,083 [clanging] 577 00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:26,125 [plays electronic fanfare] 578 00:28:26,208 --> 00:28:28,916 Sorry about those chips, Zaney. Can't be too careful. 579 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,541 Have a kale cupcake. 580 00:28:30,625 --> 00:28:33,208 Do I have to wear the safety suit all weekend? 581 00:28:33,291 --> 00:28:35,000 Lizards carry disease, honey. 582 00:28:35,083 --> 00:28:37,875 Kids and dogs are especially vulnerable. 583 00:28:39,708 --> 00:28:40,875 [footsteps approaching] 584 00:28:42,416 --> 00:28:45,750 -[drone whirring] -[spray hissing] 585 00:28:45,833 --> 00:28:47,500 [squeegee squeaking] 586 00:28:50,375 --> 00:28:53,333 Um, I think my mom wants to pick me up. 587 00:28:53,416 --> 00:28:55,500 [robot vacuum tapping] 588 00:28:56,208 --> 00:28:59,833 -[Zane's mom yells] Thank you, Julie! -They had the best time. 589 00:29:03,541 --> 00:29:06,791 Could you go cut his chicken into non-chokeable pieces? 590 00:29:08,833 --> 00:29:11,416 [birds chirping] 591 00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:13,833 [mysterious music playing] 592 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,500 -[jazzy adventurous music playing] -[suctioning] 593 00:29:19,583 --> 00:29:21,500 -[toy squeaks] -[sighs in relief] 594 00:29:21,583 --> 00:29:23,083 -[suctioning] -Hey. 595 00:29:24,583 --> 00:29:25,750 [grunting] 596 00:29:26,250 --> 00:29:28,833 [jazzy adventurous music keeps playing] 597 00:29:32,208 --> 00:29:35,416 [grunting shakily] 598 00:29:37,791 --> 00:29:38,791 [grunts] 599 00:29:39,541 --> 00:29:42,333 -[growling] -[dramatic music plays] 600 00:29:45,250 --> 00:29:47,083 -[music crescendos, ends] -Ow! [thuds] 601 00:29:47,166 --> 00:29:48,375 [toys clattering] 602 00:29:48,875 --> 00:29:50,750 [heavenly music plays] 603 00:29:50,833 --> 00:29:53,166 -[humorous jazz music playing] -[grunts] 604 00:29:56,333 --> 00:29:58,416 [gags, shrieks] 605 00:29:58,500 --> 00:30:00,166 [exclaiming] 606 00:30:00,250 --> 00:30:01,125 [screams] 607 00:30:02,583 --> 00:30:05,375 [grunting] 608 00:30:06,375 --> 00:30:09,083 -[panting] Ha-ha. -[robot vacuum crashes] 609 00:30:09,166 --> 00:30:11,250 [humming] 610 00:30:11,333 --> 00:30:13,083 [whirring] 611 00:30:13,166 --> 00:30:16,250 [sputters, hums] 612 00:30:16,750 --> 00:30:18,083 What? It'll grow back. 613 00:30:18,166 --> 00:30:21,833 You're dressed like a 1950s astronaut and I'm the weird one? 614 00:30:21,916 --> 00:30:25,208 Oh, now you're threatening me, Doodlepoo? Do that-- 615 00:30:25,291 --> 00:30:28,250 -[tense music plays] -What? 616 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,083 -What-- -[Julie] Dinnertime, Eli! 617 00:30:34,875 --> 00:30:39,875 Eli, now! You need three hours to digest your food before bed. 618 00:30:40,375 --> 00:30:41,583 [Eli sighs] 619 00:30:41,666 --> 00:30:44,250 This is totally crazy. You talk? 620 00:30:44,333 --> 00:30:45,416 Just to you. 621 00:30:45,500 --> 00:30:47,708 -'Cause, uh… -I'm special? 622 00:30:47,791 --> 00:30:49,458 Uh, yeah, that's right. 623 00:30:50,083 --> 00:30:51,541 Oh. Okay. 624 00:30:51,625 --> 00:30:55,375 But you can't tell anyone. They'll try to kill me like E.T. 625 00:30:55,458 --> 00:30:58,791 But my parents told me when someone says, "Don't tell anyone," 626 00:30:58,875 --> 00:31:00,166 that's when I have to tell. 627 00:31:00,250 --> 00:31:03,583 Well, your parents are right, but that's with strange humans. 628 00:31:03,666 --> 00:31:05,833 I'm just a strange lizard. Okay? 629 00:31:05,916 --> 00:31:09,916 -Please don't tell. Especially him. -[Eli] The drone? 630 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:13,333 No way. You saw what it did to the Cheetos out there. 631 00:31:13,416 --> 00:31:15,583 I mean, it's nice that it's loyal. 632 00:31:15,666 --> 00:31:18,291 Come on. When I was six, kids thought it was cool. 633 00:31:18,375 --> 00:31:22,666 -Maybe you should say something about it. -I don't want to hurt its feelings. 634 00:31:23,458 --> 00:31:27,125 I know a way. I've seen kids break up over the years. 635 00:31:27,208 --> 00:31:29,541 You write down why you're dumping them, 636 00:31:29,625 --> 00:31:33,083 and it gives the other person time to soak it in and not snap. 637 00:31:33,166 --> 00:31:35,166 It's a "Dear Drone" letter. 638 00:31:35,250 --> 00:31:36,583 Get a pen and paper. 639 00:31:36,666 --> 00:31:38,416 [sentimental music playing] 640 00:31:38,500 --> 00:31:39,833 [dictating the letter] 641 00:31:40,916 --> 00:31:42,416 [singing the letter] 642 00:31:49,125 --> 00:31:53,125 [Eli singing] ♪ When you hover over me all day ♪ 643 00:31:54,041 --> 00:31:58,791 ♪ I feel safe, but also feel My social life melting away ♪ 644 00:31:58,875 --> 00:32:02,916 ♪ I'm not saying That your caring is a crime ♪ 645 00:32:03,416 --> 00:32:08,375 ♪ I'd just like to wipe my own butt From time to time ♪ 646 00:32:08,458 --> 00:32:12,083 ♪ And I think that you could Make new friends ♪ 647 00:32:13,125 --> 00:32:17,958 ♪ Like the 3-D printer in graphic arts ♪ 648 00:32:18,041 --> 00:32:22,791 ♪ Or the Theragun massager Or the yellow Cuisinart ♪ 649 00:32:22,875 --> 00:32:26,958 ♪ I'm not saying I don't like you, Mr. Drone ♪ 650 00:32:27,666 --> 00:32:32,708 ♪ I just want to have the smallest hope Just visible in a microscope ♪ 651 00:32:32,791 --> 00:32:34,375 ♪ Of somehow ♪ 652 00:32:35,916 --> 00:32:39,041 ♪ Not dying alone ♪ 653 00:32:42,583 --> 00:32:46,708 [singing the letter] 654 00:32:50,125 --> 00:32:52,708 [alarm clock beeping] 655 00:32:52,791 --> 00:32:54,791 [humming] 656 00:33:07,041 --> 00:33:09,375 -[dropper clinking] -[munching] 657 00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:15,541 [clanging] 658 00:33:16,500 --> 00:33:18,333 [clattering] 659 00:33:19,333 --> 00:33:22,041 He's just doing it for show. See? 660 00:33:22,125 --> 00:33:23,916 He knows he's recyclable. 661 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,958 Let's just give him some space. 662 00:33:28,041 --> 00:33:30,375 Nobody's ever gonna like me like he does. 663 00:33:30,458 --> 00:33:34,583 Kid, they don't even know you. Now you can finally show your stuff. 664 00:33:34,666 --> 00:33:36,958 Uh, I don't have any stuff. 665 00:33:37,041 --> 00:33:39,583 Ah, you just gotta find your gimmick. 666 00:33:39,666 --> 00:33:43,250 There was a boy in 1998, Mike Djokovic. 667 00:33:43,333 --> 00:33:46,666 He memorized all the words to "Walkin' on the Sun." 668 00:33:47,750 --> 00:33:51,541 Smash Mouth? No? Look, it's got a lot of words. 669 00:33:51,625 --> 00:33:54,333 The point is, plenty of kids have a gimmick. 670 00:33:54,416 --> 00:33:56,083 It's okay. I got a few. 671 00:33:56,166 --> 00:33:58,833 -Uh, get me a caterpillar. -For real? 672 00:33:58,916 --> 00:33:59,916 Trust me. 673 00:34:01,583 --> 00:34:02,458 [trash can lid clangs] 674 00:34:08,958 --> 00:34:11,041 [merry music playing] 675 00:34:12,625 --> 00:34:13,750 Oh, that's perfect. 676 00:34:13,833 --> 00:34:15,583 Okay, here we go. 677 00:34:15,666 --> 00:34:17,750 -[slurps] -[laughs] So gross! 678 00:34:17,833 --> 00:34:18,833 Wait. 679 00:34:19,541 --> 00:34:21,166 -[belches] -[Eli] What the-- 680 00:34:21,250 --> 00:34:24,583 [laughing] 681 00:34:25,166 --> 00:34:27,416 [Leo] Here, let me show you something. 682 00:34:28,375 --> 00:34:30,791 Eli, where's your safety suit? 683 00:34:31,583 --> 00:34:32,750 Try doing this. 684 00:34:45,208 --> 00:34:47,666 [grunting] 685 00:34:48,583 --> 00:34:51,708 -[giggling] -Very good. [laughs] 686 00:34:51,791 --> 00:34:52,958 [golfer 1] Fore! 687 00:34:53,041 --> 00:34:54,166 -[Leo grunts] -[gasps] 688 00:34:54,250 --> 00:34:56,875 -[golfer 2] You nailed that thing. -[golfer 1] What was it? A possum? 689 00:34:56,958 --> 00:34:59,500 [golfer 2] I don't know, but you hit it in the jellybeans. 690 00:34:59,583 --> 00:35:01,583 [golfer 1] Wanna quit and go home? Can't top that. 691 00:35:01,666 --> 00:35:02,500 [golfers laughing] 692 00:35:02,583 --> 00:35:07,041 [kindergartners chattering chaotically] 693 00:35:07,125 --> 00:35:08,583 [kindergartner 1 screams] 694 00:35:08,666 --> 00:35:10,666 -[suctioning] -[kindergartner 1 yells] 695 00:35:10,750 --> 00:35:13,375 [kindergartner 2 screams, chomps] 696 00:35:13,458 --> 00:35:15,166 [whispers] Not everyone's invited. 697 00:35:18,250 --> 00:35:20,500 [amusing music playing] 698 00:35:28,416 --> 00:35:29,791 Yes, I'm back. 699 00:35:29,875 --> 00:35:32,625 Where's your tail? You escaping one limb at a time? 700 00:35:32,708 --> 00:35:36,000 Just give me some space. I got hit in the jellybeans. 701 00:35:36,083 --> 00:35:37,250 [thuds] 702 00:35:37,333 --> 00:35:38,791 I forgot that was there. 703 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:44,666 Salinas was teacher of the year! That substitute lady's unacceptable. 704 00:35:44,750 --> 00:35:47,833 Do the skin cream samples I give out mean nothing to you people? 705 00:35:47,916 --> 00:35:50,375 How do I get that horrible woman replaced? 706 00:35:50,458 --> 00:35:52,833 Dr. Wenger, please. She's sitting right here. 707 00:35:52,916 --> 00:35:55,458 -So? -Jay, it's not polite. 708 00:35:55,541 --> 00:35:56,375 Fine. 709 00:35:56,458 --> 00:35:59,083 May I speak about you as if you're not here? 710 00:36:03,375 --> 00:36:06,833 Listen, my kid was on track to get into Westlake next year, 711 00:36:06,916 --> 00:36:09,500 Langley Prep in three years, Dartmouth in seven years, 712 00:36:09,583 --> 00:36:12,083 then a moderately happy marriage in 14 years. 713 00:36:12,166 --> 00:36:14,375 I paid for that smart board and this light switch. 714 00:36:16,083 --> 00:36:18,916 If I'm letting you keep this animal as her teacher, 715 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,750 you're gonna do something for me to fix this. 716 00:36:21,833 --> 00:36:23,333 [ticking] 717 00:36:23,416 --> 00:36:26,958 Four seconds. Three, two, one. 718 00:36:27,041 --> 00:36:28,250 Pencils down. 719 00:36:28,333 --> 00:36:30,250 Except Jayda, 720 00:36:30,333 --> 00:36:32,958 who will now be getting two more minutes 721 00:36:33,041 --> 00:36:36,625 due to her permanent jet lag. 722 00:36:36,708 --> 00:36:39,916 -[kids clamoring] -[Ms. Malkin] Quiet. No discussion. 723 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:43,208 Now, one of you has to take home a class pet. 724 00:36:43,291 --> 00:36:45,333 Volunteer or be assigned. 725 00:36:45,416 --> 00:36:46,583 I'll take Leo again. 726 00:36:46,666 --> 00:36:51,208 -What is the deal? Leo? Again? -You can't take a pet twice, right? 727 00:36:51,291 --> 00:36:53,625 Because I would-- I mean, why do you want him again? 728 00:36:53,708 --> 00:36:57,083 Um, 'cause he was awesome. 729 00:36:57,166 --> 00:37:00,000 -Why do you want him? -Uh, same reason. Awesome. 730 00:37:00,083 --> 00:37:02,333 Wait. If it's awesome, I want it. 731 00:37:02,416 --> 00:37:04,666 It's supposed to say, "Dr. Skin," 732 00:37:04,750 --> 00:37:06,041 not "Dr. Skid." 733 00:37:06,125 --> 00:37:08,791 S-K-I-N. No D's. 734 00:37:08,875 --> 00:37:11,291 -[cat screeching] -Jayda, I dyed the cat green. 735 00:37:11,375 --> 00:37:12,583 So unoriginal. 736 00:37:12,666 --> 00:37:14,916 Isn't that great, what I got for you? 737 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:18,083 -Drake's coming to my party? -Eh, I'm still on it. 738 00:37:18,166 --> 00:37:21,000 I meant the pop quiz, the two more minutes. 739 00:37:21,083 --> 00:37:23,916 -Who takes care of you? -What did Daddy do? 740 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:27,875 Well, Benji, Jayda's substitute teacher is a horror show… 741 00:37:27,958 --> 00:37:30,333 Making the kids read big books. 742 00:37:30,416 --> 00:37:31,250 No! 743 00:37:31,333 --> 00:37:34,208 So Daddy got Jayda something no other kid gets. 744 00:37:34,291 --> 00:37:35,250 What, Daddy? 745 00:37:36,333 --> 00:37:40,041 ♪ Extra time The other kids are sweatin' ♪ 746 00:37:40,125 --> 00:37:43,791 ♪ All the answers they're forgettin' All except for mine ♪ 747 00:37:43,875 --> 00:37:46,166 ♪ 'Cause my kid's got extra time… ♪ 748 00:37:46,250 --> 00:37:49,166 Should we put the lizard in my room? The birthday party's coming up-- 749 00:37:49,250 --> 00:37:53,208 -[Mrs. Wenger] Not now. Daddy's bragging. -[both] ♪ Lovin' that extra time ♪ 750 00:37:53,750 --> 00:37:58,000 Ugh. It's like the worst day of my life. Nobody's focusing on my party. 751 00:37:58,083 --> 00:38:01,416 It's going to totally suck, and the other kids will be happy about it. 752 00:38:01,500 --> 00:38:03,208 What? Why would they be happy? 753 00:38:03,291 --> 00:38:06,541 Because they're all jealous. Wait. What? Who said that? 754 00:38:06,625 --> 00:38:07,708 That was me. 755 00:38:07,791 --> 00:38:09,708 -Oh my God! You talk? -No, it's not safe. 756 00:38:09,791 --> 00:38:13,958 -You're the only one who can hear me. -So awesome! We have a talking lizard! 757 00:38:14,041 --> 00:38:16,791 -I can only talk to you! -Oh my God! Daddy! 758 00:38:16,875 --> 00:38:17,833 [trumpet blasts] 759 00:38:17,916 --> 00:38:20,750 ♪ When you roll with Dr. Skin You're a true VIP ♪ 760 00:38:20,833 --> 00:38:23,250 ♪ 'Cause rules do not apply to me ♪ 761 00:38:23,333 --> 00:38:26,916 -♪ Gimme that extra time… ♪ -You only talk to me 'cause I'm special? 762 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,833 Uh, sure. 763 00:38:28,916 --> 00:38:31,583 That makes sense. But can you do tricks at the party? 764 00:38:31,666 --> 00:38:34,041 Can you rap and play the piano with your tongue? 765 00:38:34,125 --> 00:38:38,458 Nah, this is just between us. I'm talking to you to give advice. 766 00:38:38,541 --> 00:38:42,500 -I don't need advice. I'm awesome. -Nah, you're miserable. 767 00:38:42,583 --> 00:38:43,541 Wait, what? 768 00:38:43,625 --> 00:38:47,875 Just like Emma Lawrence in '03, Nina Myers in '55, 769 00:38:47,958 --> 00:38:50,750 all pretty, all rich, all bright. 770 00:38:50,833 --> 00:38:52,541 -So? -Not done. 771 00:38:52,625 --> 00:38:55,666 All snotty, all secretly hated. 772 00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:58,500 -People were jealous. -Not of the snottiness. 773 00:38:58,583 --> 00:39:01,916 [Jayda] Look, people don't realize the pressure someone like me is under. 774 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:05,000 My family is so amazing, so I have a lot more to live up to. 775 00:39:05,083 --> 00:39:08,208 I have to get into the best middle school and have the best party 776 00:39:08,291 --> 00:39:10,250 and, yeah, only the best people around me. 777 00:39:10,333 --> 00:39:11,166 No, you don't. 778 00:39:11,250 --> 00:39:13,541 Ugh, you don't get what being awesome's like. 779 00:39:13,625 --> 00:39:14,625 But you're not. 780 00:39:14,708 --> 00:39:15,750 I'm what? 781 00:39:15,833 --> 00:39:16,916 Brace yourself. 782 00:39:17,458 --> 00:39:18,750 ♪ Not that great ♪ 783 00:39:20,083 --> 00:39:22,666 ♪ I know you guys are proud But your house is kinda loud ♪ 784 00:39:22,750 --> 00:39:24,833 ♪ And your dad's a middleweight ♪ 785 00:39:24,916 --> 00:39:26,958 ♪ Your family's not that great ♪ 786 00:39:27,041 --> 00:39:28,000 A middleweight? 787 00:39:28,083 --> 00:39:30,875 -♪ He's the face on these flyers ♪ -♪ You live in Fort Myers ♪ 788 00:39:30,958 --> 00:39:33,875 -♪ Our countertops are quartz ♪ -♪ He gets paid to burn off warts ♪ 789 00:39:33,958 --> 00:39:35,166 ♪ Mom's like Britney Spears ♪ 790 00:39:35,250 --> 00:39:38,875 ♪ If you've had six or seven beers I don't mean to denigrate ♪ 791 00:39:39,375 --> 00:39:41,666 ♪ We're not that… ♪ 792 00:39:42,541 --> 00:39:43,416 Great? 793 00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:46,250 You're great, but no one's that great. 794 00:39:46,333 --> 00:39:49,333 We're all just people and lizards. 795 00:39:49,416 --> 00:39:52,250 ♪ If you can take a step back ♪ 796 00:39:52,333 --> 00:39:55,458 ♪ See yourself for what you are ♪ 797 00:39:55,541 --> 00:40:00,708 ♪ You'll find that You're an even brighter star ♪ 798 00:40:01,250 --> 00:40:04,708 ♪ So then, I'm not that great ♪ 799 00:40:04,791 --> 00:40:05,666 There you go. 800 00:40:05,750 --> 00:40:09,416 ♪ But I can feel that weight ♪ 801 00:40:10,250 --> 00:40:12,791 ♪ Coming off like heavy gear ♪ 802 00:40:12,875 --> 00:40:15,458 ♪ After 11 stressful years ♪ 803 00:40:15,541 --> 00:40:18,333 ♪ To my fellow average peers ♪ 804 00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:21,333 ♪ I can finally relate ♪ 805 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:25,166 [both] ♪ It's not bad at all to be ♪ 806 00:40:25,250 --> 00:40:31,666 ♪ Not that great ♪ 807 00:40:31,750 --> 00:40:33,833 -[music crescendos, ends] -[Mrs. Wenger] Bravo. 808 00:40:33,916 --> 00:40:36,708 -Thank you. Great job, guys. -[stopwatch 1] Thanks. 809 00:40:37,958 --> 00:40:41,125 -Honey, maybe you wanna tip them? -What? The watches? 810 00:40:41,208 --> 00:40:44,875 -Guys, you want some water? Anybody? -No, that's okay. 811 00:40:44,958 --> 00:40:48,333 -Okay. Well, thank you. -[stopwatch 2] Yep. Thanks, Mr. Skin. 812 00:40:48,416 --> 00:40:50,583 -It's "doctor." "Dr. Skin." -[stopwatch 3] Uh-huh. 813 00:40:50,666 --> 00:40:53,000 Mom, Dad, do we have any more invitations? 814 00:40:53,083 --> 00:40:55,541 More? I thought we excluded everyone you wanted. 815 00:40:55,625 --> 00:40:58,166 Yeah, but we made a bigger list. 816 00:40:58,250 --> 00:41:01,333 [propeller whirring] 817 00:41:01,416 --> 00:41:05,208 -[upbeat music plays in the background] -[indistinct chattering] 818 00:41:10,791 --> 00:41:13,750 -Hi, guys. I'm so glad you came. -Thanks for inviting us. 819 00:41:13,833 --> 00:41:15,583 Of course. How are you? 820 00:41:15,666 --> 00:41:18,500 Uh, wait. I know this one. We're fine. 821 00:41:18,583 --> 00:41:19,500 [peacock calls] 822 00:41:19,583 --> 00:41:22,250 -[laughs] That thing sounded like Cole. -[kids laugh] 823 00:41:22,333 --> 00:41:25,416 -[Cole H. laughs sarcastically] -Wow. Zane is funny now? 824 00:41:25,500 --> 00:41:26,916 Zane was always funny. 825 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,166 Like in 2nd grade, 826 00:41:28,250 --> 00:41:32,208 when he told Mrs. Lemos that Superman came from planet Crouton? 827 00:41:32,291 --> 00:41:34,208 [kids laughing] 828 00:41:34,291 --> 00:41:37,666 -Hey. You kids try the bubble guy yet? -Dad, we'll get to the bubbles. 829 00:41:37,750 --> 00:41:40,500 This guy's next level. He makes bubble animals. 830 00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:45,750 Here you go. Next. You're not holding it right! 831 00:41:47,375 --> 00:41:49,583 Jayda burgers. Jayda taters. 832 00:41:50,083 --> 00:41:51,666 [drone] Jayda vegetables. 833 00:41:51,750 --> 00:41:53,666 [sighs] Please don't do this. 834 00:41:54,166 --> 00:41:56,708 -[tray clatters] -[drone humming loudly] 835 00:42:00,666 --> 00:42:02,583 [boy giggling] 836 00:42:02,666 --> 00:42:07,375 -[monkeys screeching] -[pony grunting] 837 00:42:07,458 --> 00:42:09,208 [munching] 838 00:42:09,291 --> 00:42:11,250 -[chittering] -What're you looking at, boss? 839 00:42:11,333 --> 00:42:13,416 Got a problem with compact legs? 840 00:42:13,500 --> 00:42:14,458 What? 841 00:42:14,541 --> 00:42:17,291 You think you got it so great out there? What do you do in the box? 842 00:42:17,375 --> 00:42:19,583 Uh, I molt. 843 00:42:19,666 --> 00:42:21,250 Occasional blinking. 844 00:42:21,333 --> 00:42:24,541 All right. I'm sorry, brother. We're fighting the same fight. 845 00:42:24,625 --> 00:42:27,875 I mean, the only fun I've ever had was biting some of that guy's fingers off. 846 00:42:27,958 --> 00:42:31,083 I've asked you five times to jump through this hoop. 847 00:42:31,166 --> 00:42:33,541 I'm just, uh… I'm getting old, you know? 848 00:42:33,625 --> 00:42:37,833 Ever feel like time's running out, and this is all we're ever gonna know? 849 00:42:38,333 --> 00:42:41,291 -[monkeys screeching] -[pony grunting] 850 00:42:41,375 --> 00:42:43,375 [monkeys chittering] 851 00:42:44,208 --> 00:42:47,833 Were you just talking to that horse? Is he having a good time? 852 00:42:47,916 --> 00:42:49,000 I gotta tell you, 853 00:42:49,083 --> 00:42:52,166 the truth is, no animal wants to be locked inside-- 854 00:42:52,250 --> 00:42:54,833 Hey, Jayda. Hey, Leo. I can't believe how much cool… 855 00:42:55,458 --> 00:42:59,958 Uh, I mean, hey, just Jayda, are you having a good time? 856 00:43:00,041 --> 00:43:02,916 Thanks for asking me. My parents never ask. 857 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,041 They just assume I'm having a good time, 858 00:43:05,125 --> 00:43:07,625 'cause they still don't realize they aren't that great. 859 00:43:08,416 --> 00:43:11,875 -What would make you have a better time? -Good question. 860 00:43:13,625 --> 00:43:14,750 [pony neighing] 861 00:43:14,833 --> 00:43:17,500 ["Instruction" feat. Demi Lovato & Stefflon Don playing] 862 00:43:17,583 --> 00:43:19,833 ♪ If you're The Supreme Then I'm Diana Ross… ♪ 863 00:43:20,333 --> 00:43:22,250 [laughing] 864 00:43:22,333 --> 00:43:24,541 ♪ Drop it down low and take it back high ♪ 865 00:43:24,625 --> 00:43:26,208 ♪ No, I don't need introduction ♪ 866 00:43:26,291 --> 00:43:30,000 ♪ Follow my simple instruction Wind to the left, sway to the right… ♪ 867 00:43:30,083 --> 00:43:33,500 -Okay. Standard magnetic lock. -Circuits are cross-current. 868 00:43:33,583 --> 00:43:35,708 -Jumper cables. Balloon. -Right here. 869 00:43:36,333 --> 00:43:38,333 ["Instruction" continues playing] 870 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,916 -♪ Yo… ♪ -[electricity zapping] 871 00:43:45,125 --> 00:43:47,000 [gates creak open] 872 00:43:48,375 --> 00:43:51,416 [clanging] 873 00:43:55,083 --> 00:43:58,250 -[chaotic screaming] -♪ Wind to the left, sway to the right… ♪ 874 00:43:58,333 --> 00:44:01,333 -[Cole H. yells] This is so fun! -[glass shatters] 875 00:44:01,416 --> 00:44:03,875 [Dr. Wenger] I specifically said "no mayhem!" 876 00:44:03,958 --> 00:44:06,583 -♪ Sway to the right… ♪ -[chaotic screaming] 877 00:44:07,083 --> 00:44:09,500 -[monkeys chattering] -♪ No, I don't need introduction… ♪ 878 00:44:09,583 --> 00:44:10,791 [music stops] 879 00:44:10,875 --> 00:44:14,250 -[record scratch] -["True Feeling" by Galantis plays] 880 00:44:14,333 --> 00:44:17,750 [screaming] 881 00:44:18,333 --> 00:44:19,875 -[spits] -♪ True feeling… ♪ 882 00:44:19,958 --> 00:44:22,625 -[heron squawking] -[flamingos warbling] 883 00:44:22,708 --> 00:44:24,708 -Thanks, PJ. -Uh, TJ. 884 00:44:24,791 --> 00:44:28,291 -Oh, I'm sorry. -It's cool. Jacked about the eye contact. 885 00:44:29,416 --> 00:44:31,333 -[Leo screams] -[bush clatters] 886 00:44:31,416 --> 00:44:34,125 -[all in commotion] -♪ True feeling… ♪ 887 00:44:34,208 --> 00:44:35,875 -[herons squawking] -[whimpers] 888 00:44:36,583 --> 00:44:38,333 [glass shattering] 889 00:44:38,416 --> 00:44:39,541 [tires screech] 890 00:44:39,625 --> 00:44:42,000 Stop that stopwatch. He's got my wallet. 891 00:44:42,583 --> 00:44:44,333 [Leo babbling] 892 00:44:44,416 --> 00:44:45,833 [yells] 893 00:44:45,916 --> 00:44:51,416 ♪ And I still remember that night In September ♪ 894 00:44:51,500 --> 00:44:54,416 You made it happen, boss. Greatest day ever. 895 00:44:55,083 --> 00:44:57,666 -Hey, hey, hey. -[Jayda] Leo! Where's Leo? 896 00:44:57,750 --> 00:45:01,875 -[Summer] Did someone take him? -Please, somebody find him. Leo! 897 00:45:01,958 --> 00:45:06,083 [school kids calling] Leo! Leo! Leo! 898 00:45:06,166 --> 00:45:07,000 [sighs] 899 00:45:08,083 --> 00:45:10,333 -[pops] -You're not holding it right! 900 00:45:10,416 --> 00:45:14,583 -[kids calling] Leo! Leo! -[kid 1] Where is he? 901 00:45:14,666 --> 00:45:16,416 -Leo! -[kids celebrate] 902 00:45:16,500 --> 00:45:18,041 Leo! 903 00:45:18,125 --> 00:45:20,583 You guys are really into that lizard. 904 00:45:20,666 --> 00:45:22,208 He's just awesome. 905 00:45:23,250 --> 00:45:24,375 [monkey chattering] 906 00:45:24,458 --> 00:45:26,125 -[kids] Cheese! -[shutter clicks] 907 00:45:26,625 --> 00:45:28,125 [merry music playing] 908 00:45:28,208 --> 00:45:31,500 -I had so much fun at the party. -Did you get a bubble animal? 909 00:45:31,583 --> 00:45:33,000 [Eli] Camel went on the waterslide. 910 00:45:37,500 --> 00:45:41,625 -Again? Whatever happened to zipping? -Oh, you'll know when I zip. 911 00:45:41,708 --> 00:45:44,500 I'll be in the Everglades dining on maggots 912 00:45:44,583 --> 00:45:46,583 you can only dream about. 913 00:45:49,750 --> 00:45:52,250 -You were fun, Leo. I'll miss you. -[Squirtle repeating mockingly] 914 00:45:52,333 --> 00:45:55,375 [Ms. Malkin] If Santa Claus has 39 elves 915 00:45:55,458 --> 00:45:57,708 making 1,981 toys an hour… 916 00:45:57,791 --> 00:46:00,875 Freezing here. How about giving a guy some shell? 917 00:46:00,958 --> 00:46:03,958 Wait. Ho, ho, Mr. Popular, now you wanna come in here with me? 918 00:46:04,041 --> 00:46:05,708 It's 65 degrees. 919 00:46:05,791 --> 00:46:08,500 These Central Florida winters are brutal. 920 00:46:08,583 --> 00:46:10,500 Just a couple of minutes. 921 00:46:10,583 --> 00:46:12,958 Hey, hey! At least buy me dinner first. 922 00:46:13,041 --> 00:46:15,541 [Leo, muffled] Wait. Are those my baseball cards? 923 00:46:15,625 --> 00:46:18,041 [school bell rings] 924 00:46:18,125 --> 00:46:20,833 [mischievous music playing] 925 00:46:20,916 --> 00:46:21,958 [slurps] 926 00:46:28,708 --> 00:46:30,291 [tongue snapping] 927 00:46:32,333 --> 00:46:33,458 [mouthing] Call me. 928 00:46:37,583 --> 00:46:39,416 -[door shuts] -You're talking to them. 929 00:46:39,500 --> 00:46:42,500 -That's why you keep coming back. -What? No. 930 00:46:42,583 --> 00:46:43,750 Just a little bit. 931 00:46:43,833 --> 00:46:46,541 No, no, no, no. There is no little bit. We don't talk to them. 932 00:46:46,625 --> 00:46:50,208 These kids are all benefiting from my insights before I drop dead. 933 00:46:50,291 --> 00:46:53,791 -Okay, so it's about your ego. -[Leo] That's not what this is. 934 00:46:53,875 --> 00:46:55,375 [Squirtle grunting] 935 00:46:55,458 --> 00:47:00,708 It's about sharing my 74 years of wisdom to help these kids with their issues. 936 00:47:00,791 --> 00:47:04,250 Whether it's breaking up with the drone or having hand-me-down pants. 937 00:47:04,333 --> 00:47:05,916 Oh, boo-freakin'-hoo. 938 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,500 I had to wear my sister's shell till I was 16. 939 00:47:08,583 --> 00:47:11,291 I made a huge difference with that TJ kid. 940 00:47:12,500 --> 00:47:14,958 What? I don't understand. That's normal. 941 00:47:15,041 --> 00:47:19,250 First one? Usually, it's in the front, but very nice. You're growing up. 942 00:47:19,750 --> 00:47:21,666 No, no, no. It's my dad. 943 00:47:23,166 --> 00:47:25,166 [somber music plays] 944 00:47:25,666 --> 00:47:27,375 [crackling] 945 00:47:27,458 --> 00:47:30,000 What's so funny? I told him that Dave Connaire, 946 00:47:30,083 --> 00:47:35,333 in 1974, all of a sudden, grew a nose the size of a Buick just like his dad's. 947 00:47:35,416 --> 00:47:38,875 And everybody still loved him, 'cause he was a cool kid, like you. 948 00:47:38,958 --> 00:47:42,000 And the next week, Cole's problem was even tougher. 949 00:47:42,083 --> 00:47:45,750 You won't do sleepovers, 'cause you say things in your sleep? 950 00:47:45,833 --> 00:47:49,291 Well, if I'm not gonna tell anyone about you talking to me, 951 00:47:49,791 --> 00:47:51,375 do you promise not to tell anyone? 952 00:47:51,458 --> 00:47:53,708 -Yeah. Of course. -[groans] 953 00:47:53,791 --> 00:47:55,500 This isn't my real voice. 954 00:47:55,583 --> 00:47:59,791 [high-pitched] I really talk like this. I can't let them know. I sound ridiculous. 955 00:47:59,875 --> 00:48:02,416 [crackling] This is priceless. 956 00:48:02,500 --> 00:48:04,333 Well, I fixed it. I told him… 957 00:48:04,416 --> 00:48:06,750 -You sound like a young Bee Gee. -A what? 958 00:48:06,833 --> 00:48:08,458 How 'bout The Weeknd? Know him? 959 00:48:08,541 --> 00:48:12,500 [sings The Weeknd's "Can't Feel My Face"] 960 00:48:12,583 --> 00:48:13,875 Yeah, like that. 961 00:48:14,708 --> 00:48:17,041 [Leo] Last week, he sang at the winter recital, 962 00:48:17,125 --> 00:48:19,375 and I heard they went nuts. 963 00:48:19,458 --> 00:48:20,791 [crowd cheering] 964 00:48:20,875 --> 00:48:22,583 Nice job, Ms. Malkin. 965 00:48:22,666 --> 00:48:24,875 I'm sorry, was that praise? 966 00:48:24,958 --> 00:48:28,375 [laughs] Keep it up, and we may see more of you here. 967 00:48:28,458 --> 00:48:31,000 -[Leo] The class did great. -[Squirtle] Did they win? 968 00:48:31,500 --> 00:48:33,958 [Leo] Nah, kindergarten always wins. Way too cute. 969 00:48:34,041 --> 00:48:37,875 -[instruments clatter] -[kindergartners chatter indistinctly] 970 00:48:37,958 --> 00:48:40,500 And you should've seen me last week with Mia. 971 00:48:40,583 --> 00:48:42,583 [Squirtle] You mean Huggy? The human cling wrap? 972 00:48:42,666 --> 00:48:45,041 [Leo] Excuse me. She has a name. 973 00:48:45,125 --> 00:48:47,958 As you know, her parents were recently divorced. 974 00:48:48,041 --> 00:48:51,125 Only two hours late today. Very considerate. 975 00:48:51,208 --> 00:48:53,708 Are you letting him cut his own hair now? 976 00:48:53,791 --> 00:48:56,208 -[engine revs] -[tires screech] 977 00:48:56,291 --> 00:48:59,708 You can't watch the kids next weekend, so me and Aurora can have 978 00:48:59,791 --> 00:49:03,208 Valentine's Day together? I'm asking you one favor! 979 00:49:03,291 --> 00:49:06,375 -You don't have any plans. Because I know. -[clears throat] 980 00:49:06,458 --> 00:49:08,958 I'm sorry, but lizards do not talk. 981 00:49:09,041 --> 00:49:12,750 Parrots, macaws, songbirds, and certain killer whales. 982 00:49:12,833 --> 00:49:15,666 Don't believe everything you read on the Internet. 983 00:49:16,541 --> 00:49:18,583 Why would you only talk to me? 984 00:49:18,666 --> 00:49:23,291 'Cause you're nice. You're great at school, answering all the questions. 985 00:49:23,375 --> 00:49:27,750 -I love to learn things. -You're a lot quieter around your family. 986 00:49:27,833 --> 00:49:31,083 Don't you ever wanna let 'em see how big that brain of yours is? 987 00:49:31,166 --> 00:49:33,708 My brother and sister think I'm weird. 988 00:49:33,791 --> 00:49:34,833 Really? 989 00:49:37,125 --> 00:49:41,208 -You just looked like my grandpa. -Yeah? Is that a good thing? 990 00:49:41,291 --> 00:49:42,208 Uh-huh. 991 00:49:42,291 --> 00:49:44,583 My grandpa used to talk to me. 992 00:49:44,666 --> 00:49:48,625 He really liked science, and he would ask me questions, 993 00:49:48,708 --> 00:49:51,583 even if he knew the answer. [sniffles] 994 00:49:51,666 --> 00:49:53,875 What? He sounds like a great guy. 995 00:49:53,958 --> 00:49:57,583 He was my best friend. [cries, sniffles] 996 00:49:57,666 --> 00:50:00,375 Oh, no, no, no, no. I didn't mean to get that going. 997 00:50:00,458 --> 00:50:01,958 Please, kid, I hate that. 998 00:50:02,041 --> 00:50:04,916 -[sobbing softly] I'm sorry. -Oh, no, no. Don't be sorry. 999 00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:07,000 Just stop. I… I can't handle it. 1000 00:50:07,083 --> 00:50:09,375 But my mom says it's good to cry. 1001 00:50:09,458 --> 00:50:12,750 Not where I come from. Here. Let me calm you down. 1002 00:50:12,833 --> 00:50:15,583 I'll sing you a lullaby, and you'll go to sleep. 1003 00:50:16,333 --> 00:50:18,791 ♪ Don't cry ♪ 1004 00:50:19,416 --> 00:50:21,833 ♪ Crying's for weaklings ♪ 1005 00:50:22,583 --> 00:50:24,750 ♪ Don't cry ♪ 1006 00:50:25,625 --> 00:50:27,958 ♪ It's lazy and dumb ♪ 1007 00:50:28,458 --> 00:50:31,166 ♪ Dry those tears ♪ 1008 00:50:31,250 --> 00:50:33,958 ♪ They make you look ugly ♪ 1009 00:50:34,458 --> 00:50:36,666 ♪ Suck it up ♪ 1010 00:50:37,166 --> 00:50:39,666 ♪ You mustn't succumb ♪ 1011 00:50:40,583 --> 00:50:43,125 ♪ Everyone's stuck ♪ 1012 00:50:43,208 --> 00:50:46,500 ♪ With something they're stuck with ♪ 1013 00:50:46,583 --> 00:50:51,916 ♪ Everyone's trapped In something they hate ♪ 1014 00:50:52,416 --> 00:50:55,041 ♪ What does it solve ♪ 1015 00:50:55,125 --> 00:50:57,000 ♪ To blubber and… ♪ 1016 00:50:57,083 --> 00:51:01,375 [mimics a crying baby] 1017 00:51:01,458 --> 00:51:03,958 ♪ Why not be strong? ♪ 1018 00:51:04,041 --> 00:51:08,458 ♪ Make the best of your fate ♪ 1019 00:51:09,500 --> 00:51:11,833 ♪ Don't cry ♪ 1020 00:51:12,333 --> 00:51:14,791 ♪ It's really annoying ♪ 1021 00:51:16,125 --> 00:51:18,541 ♪ Turn off the faucet ♪ 1022 00:51:19,041 --> 00:51:21,875 ♪ It looks bad on you ♪ 1023 00:51:22,666 --> 00:51:25,125 ♪ I know it's hard ♪ 1024 00:51:25,958 --> 00:51:28,833 ♪ I know you're troubled ♪ 1025 00:51:28,916 --> 00:51:32,000 ♪ But we've all got problems ♪ 1026 00:51:32,083 --> 00:51:35,250 ♪ So boo-freaking… ♪ 1027 00:51:36,291 --> 00:51:42,000 ♪ Hoo… ♪ 1028 00:51:45,041 --> 00:51:45,875 [yelps] 1029 00:51:47,291 --> 00:51:49,333 Whoa. You scared me. 1030 00:51:49,416 --> 00:51:52,375 ♪ Boo-freaking-hoo ♪ 1031 00:51:52,458 --> 00:51:55,458 [chuckles] You're just doing what my grandpa did, 1032 00:51:55,541 --> 00:51:58,833 pretending not to know something, so I can tell you what's right. 1033 00:51:58,916 --> 00:52:01,916 Here. Scientific research has established 1034 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:05,416 that crying releases oxytocin and endorphins. 1035 00:52:05,500 --> 00:52:08,958 These feel-good chemicals help ease both physical and emotional pain. 1036 00:52:09,041 --> 00:52:12,958 I didn't know how to help her, so I just listened. And that helped. 1037 00:52:13,041 --> 00:52:15,625 Wow. So you got this E.T. scam going. 1038 00:52:15,708 --> 00:52:18,375 Got every kid thinking he's Elliott? This will end badly. 1039 00:52:18,458 --> 00:52:21,166 All I know is these kids'll remember me. 1040 00:52:21,250 --> 00:52:24,083 Did you hear about Hammy #3's funeral last week? 1041 00:52:24,166 --> 00:52:26,708 -Hammy #3 died? Didn't know that. -Exactly. 1042 00:52:26,791 --> 00:52:30,333 [Leo] They say the funeral was a snooze. No one had anything to say. 1043 00:52:30,416 --> 00:52:33,750 I liked that white spot over his ear. 1044 00:52:33,833 --> 00:52:35,750 I liked the way he breathed. 1045 00:52:35,833 --> 00:52:37,458 He gave me pinkeye. 1046 00:52:37,541 --> 00:52:41,750 My funeral is gonna be packed with fond remembrances and anecdotes. 1047 00:52:41,833 --> 00:52:43,333 [belches, slurps] 1048 00:52:43,416 --> 00:52:45,958 Yeah, good for you and your last week's vocabulary words. 1049 00:52:46,458 --> 00:52:49,916 And, buddy, that funeral could come sooner than you think. 1050 00:52:51,166 --> 00:52:53,750 -[kids yelling] Me! Me! -My turn with the Geico thing! 1051 00:52:53,833 --> 00:52:55,750 [yelps, thuds] 1052 00:52:56,625 --> 00:52:59,291 Have fun, Anthony! Leo's awesome! 1053 00:52:59,375 --> 00:53:03,291 These things heads grow back too? Or just their tails? I'll figure it out. 1054 00:53:03,375 --> 00:53:07,750 Oh, no. Call my next of kin. This is how I want to divide my estate. 1055 00:53:07,833 --> 00:53:08,833 Help me! 1056 00:53:11,166 --> 00:53:12,791 -What? -[Squirtle] I got your back. 1057 00:53:12,875 --> 00:53:15,958 -I couldn't let you do this one alone. -What are you gonna do? 1058 00:53:16,041 --> 00:53:19,000 You lay back. It's harder to hurt me. I got the shell. 1059 00:53:19,083 --> 00:53:20,750 What about giving advice? 1060 00:53:20,833 --> 00:53:24,000 Oh, like I don't know anything? I can do what you do. 1061 00:53:26,583 --> 00:53:28,500 -[crowd cheering on phone] -[Anthony] Mm. 1062 00:53:28,583 --> 00:53:31,583 [commentator] That was an incredible move! What strategy! 1063 00:53:31,666 --> 00:53:33,541 -Hey! -[commentator] …starting to let his… 1064 00:53:33,625 --> 00:53:34,875 Go straight to his head. 1065 00:53:34,958 --> 00:53:36,083 Hey, over here. 1066 00:53:36,166 --> 00:53:37,666 -[yells] What? -Ah! 1067 00:53:38,291 --> 00:53:39,208 [clattering] 1068 00:53:39,291 --> 00:53:41,375 -Oh, come on! -Forget that. I talk. 1069 00:53:41,458 --> 00:53:43,833 Oh my God. Grandma! 1070 00:53:43,916 --> 00:53:46,333 No, no, no. Stop, stop. Can't do that or we'll all die. 1071 00:53:46,416 --> 00:53:49,125 -What? Why? -I don't know. I… I'm telling you. 1072 00:53:49,208 --> 00:53:52,333 -You… You'll die. Just shut up. Calm down. -Oh, okay. 1073 00:53:52,416 --> 00:53:56,125 Fix your phone later. I'm a talking turtle. I picked you 'cause… 1074 00:53:56,708 --> 00:53:58,041 "I like your style." 1075 00:53:58,125 --> 00:54:01,833 -Take it down a notch. -I got this. Now, tell me your problems. 1076 00:54:01,916 --> 00:54:04,666 -What? -I… I can fix your problems. I… I… I… 1077 00:54:04,750 --> 00:54:06,750 I seen a lot of things in that 5th grade room, 1078 00:54:06,833 --> 00:54:08,458 and I can help. So come on. 1079 00:54:08,541 --> 00:54:11,291 I don't have any problems. Other than I broke my phone. 1080 00:54:11,375 --> 00:54:13,583 Ah-ha. Bully. I get it. 1081 00:54:13,666 --> 00:54:16,333 Come on. You're insecure, right? Every class bully is. 1082 00:54:16,416 --> 00:54:19,083 No. I don't know. 1083 00:54:20,208 --> 00:54:22,750 You're sad, you got something tearing you up inside. 1084 00:54:22,833 --> 00:54:26,416 Just say it. I'm a talking turtle. I can't tell anyone else. 1085 00:54:27,625 --> 00:54:30,708 Of course I'm a bully. I don't know what else to do. 1086 00:54:30,791 --> 00:54:36,041 -I'm just different. I'm not smart. -Nah. Everyone's smart in some way. 1087 00:54:36,125 --> 00:54:39,625 You're just afraid of trying and looking not smart. That's textbook. 1088 00:54:39,708 --> 00:54:42,083 -What's a textbook? -You know what? Never mind. 1089 00:54:43,166 --> 00:54:46,750 -I'm different in other ways too. -There you go. Come on. Out with it. 1090 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:51,750 -You won't say anything? -No. What is it? What's the sadness? 1091 00:54:52,583 --> 00:54:53,708 [sighs] 1092 00:54:53,791 --> 00:54:56,375 I don't know how babies are made. 1093 00:54:57,416 --> 00:54:59,416 Perfect. That's very class bully. 1094 00:54:59,500 --> 00:55:00,750 Tough on the outside, 1095 00:55:00,833 --> 00:55:03,625 a self-hating pile of cottage cheese on the inside. 1096 00:55:03,708 --> 00:55:07,708 -Can you just tell me? -Oh. About babies? Sure. Here we go. 1097 00:55:07,791 --> 00:55:12,375 [clears throat] First, the daddy climbs on the mommy's back while she's swimming. 1098 00:55:12,458 --> 00:55:14,541 He reaches under the mommy to find her cloaca. 1099 00:55:15,208 --> 00:55:17,250 This goes on for about 24 hours. 1100 00:55:18,208 --> 00:55:21,708 Then the mommy comes ashore, makes a nest, and deposits eggs in the sand. 1101 00:55:22,833 --> 00:55:25,625 My mom made eggs in the sand? 1102 00:55:25,708 --> 00:55:28,041 Yes. So the fish don't eat 'em. 1103 00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:31,500 [ball tapping] 1104 00:55:31,583 --> 00:55:35,041 I crushed it. Totally fixed the kid's problem. 1105 00:55:35,125 --> 00:55:38,416 The taping me up, maybe it's 'cause he wants to keep me. 1106 00:55:39,791 --> 00:55:42,041 -[tape tearing off] -[Squirtle screams] Stop! 1107 00:55:42,125 --> 00:55:47,750 [Squirtle snoring, whistling] 1108 00:55:47,833 --> 00:55:50,333 [gentle acoustic music playing] 1109 00:55:52,750 --> 00:55:55,791 You miss your friends from being held back. 1110 00:55:55,875 --> 00:55:58,375 Worried about being behind? 1111 00:55:58,458 --> 00:56:02,666 This is a tough time, but these are the best years. Believe me. 1112 00:56:03,208 --> 00:56:05,458 Enjoy not knowing everything. 1113 00:56:05,541 --> 00:56:09,125 Enjoy being a kid. You're a good one. 1114 00:56:09,875 --> 00:56:11,541 Do you miss being a kid? 1115 00:56:12,666 --> 00:56:14,833 I'm just glad I'm still here. 1116 00:56:15,708 --> 00:56:17,291 -[kids laughing] -[tapping] 1117 00:56:17,375 --> 00:56:20,625 Okay, every one of you has had a weekend with Leo here. 1118 00:56:20,708 --> 00:56:25,708 So from here on, you'll be taking home… [sighs] What's the turtle's name again? 1119 00:56:26,500 --> 00:56:29,541 Squirtle. My name is Squirtle. 1120 00:56:30,125 --> 00:56:31,458 I think it's Squirtle. 1121 00:56:31,541 --> 00:56:32,750 Squirtle sucks. 1122 00:56:32,833 --> 00:56:34,625 I beg your pardon? Why? 1123 00:56:34,708 --> 00:56:36,708 I don't know. He just sucks. 1124 00:56:37,791 --> 00:56:40,208 -I like Leo, though. He's nice. -The best. 1125 00:56:40,291 --> 00:56:43,791 -[kid 1] Yeah! Come on… -[Logan] Leo's better than that turtle. 1126 00:56:43,875 --> 00:56:50,000 Oh, stop that noise. Stop it! What is so special about this reptile? 1127 00:56:53,041 --> 00:56:54,708 I like his skin. 1128 00:56:55,208 --> 00:56:57,916 His skin is like my grandma's elbows. 1129 00:56:58,000 --> 00:56:58,916 Uh, same. 1130 00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:00,166 -Same. -Same. 1131 00:57:00,250 --> 00:57:01,958 -Elbows. -[kids] Same. 1132 00:57:02,041 --> 00:57:06,416 All right. If you all so desperately want to take home that lizard again, 1133 00:57:06,500 --> 00:57:08,041 you'll just have to earn it. 1134 00:57:08,125 --> 00:57:11,291 -[kids speaking indistinctly] -[Cole W.] I wanna get picked! 1135 00:57:11,375 --> 00:57:14,041 We'll do our homework and promise to bring it in. 1136 00:57:14,125 --> 00:57:17,958 You will all make my class a model of excellence, 1137 00:57:18,041 --> 00:57:23,541 and even win that Academicathalon, or it's the turtle for all of you. 1138 00:57:24,458 --> 00:57:26,125 [kid] Yes! Thank you so much. 1139 00:57:26,208 --> 00:57:29,916 Was this your dying wish? To turn a bunch of brats against me? 1140 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,500 It's not about us. It's about the kids. 1141 00:57:32,583 --> 00:57:33,666 They're motivated. 1142 00:57:33,750 --> 00:57:35,750 They're gonna finish the year strong. 1143 00:57:35,833 --> 00:57:39,333 ["When It's Us" playing] 1144 00:58:10,916 --> 00:58:13,125 [crowd cheering] 1145 00:58:13,208 --> 00:58:14,625 [excitedly] Yes! 1146 00:58:17,291 --> 00:58:18,750 [cheering] 1147 00:58:18,833 --> 00:58:20,708 [inaudible dialogue] 1148 00:58:22,625 --> 00:58:25,458 Yeah, Louis Pasteur is the father of microbiology. 1149 00:58:25,541 --> 00:58:29,916 He discovered that dangerous microorganisms could grow in open water. 1150 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,458 ["When It's Us" keeps playing] 1151 00:58:39,750 --> 00:58:41,250 [thunder booms, rumbles] 1152 00:58:41,333 --> 00:58:43,333 [wind howling] 1153 00:58:44,208 --> 00:58:48,583 -Wow! Well, now, that's impressive. -[all applauding] 1154 00:58:52,125 --> 00:58:53,500 [song ends] 1155 00:58:53,583 --> 00:58:57,958 Class 5-C, you're one step away from going to Magic Land Park! 1156 00:58:58,041 --> 00:59:01,333 -[kids cheer] -How great a job has our teacher done? 1157 00:59:01,416 --> 00:59:03,750 -Bravo, Ms. Malkin. -[kids applaud] 1158 00:59:03,833 --> 00:59:06,791 I know a lot of parents weren't happy when I first brought you in, 1159 00:59:06,875 --> 00:59:08,875 due to your rep as a miserable person. 1160 00:59:08,958 --> 00:59:12,208 But if you win the History Fair on Saturday, we'll-- 1161 00:59:12,291 --> 00:59:14,250 You'll prove all the doubters wrong. 1162 00:59:14,333 --> 00:59:20,250 Well, Principal Spahn, in the classroom, sometimes the old ways are the best ways. 1163 00:59:20,333 --> 00:59:21,916 -I can't believe it. -[air horn blares] 1164 00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:25,041 Back to your posts. No five-highing. 1165 00:59:25,125 --> 00:59:28,125 -[Leo] Oh, that pic is fire. -[Skyler, on phone] Thank you. 1166 00:59:28,208 --> 00:59:32,250 Hey, what is the deal? I've been waiting for your next Jenga move for 30 minutes. 1167 00:59:32,333 --> 00:59:34,666 Now did you make the costume or did your mom? 1168 00:59:34,750 --> 00:59:37,416 Tell the truth. You know I won't tell anyone. 1169 00:59:37,500 --> 00:59:39,625 -I only talk to you. -[phone ringing] 1170 00:59:39,708 --> 00:59:41,583 -What? -[Skyler] Is that another phone? 1171 00:59:41,666 --> 00:59:45,333 Uh, I don't know. Uh, must be on Malkin's desk or something. 1172 00:59:45,875 --> 00:59:46,958 -[phone 2 rings] -Oh. 1173 00:59:47,041 --> 00:59:48,750 -[Skyler] Hello? -Come on. 1174 00:59:48,833 --> 00:59:51,000 -[Skyler] Leo, where'd you go? -[bleeps, chimes] 1175 00:59:51,083 --> 00:59:52,916 I… I'll be right there. 1176 00:59:53,750 --> 00:59:55,125 -[Skyler] Leo? -[groans] 1177 00:59:55,208 --> 00:59:56,125 [phone 3 ringing] 1178 00:59:56,208 --> 00:59:59,083 -[Skyler] Hello? -Hey, pal, toss it here. I'll handle it. 1179 00:59:59,166 --> 01:00:02,000 -[phone rings, stops] -[Skyler] Can you hear me? 1180 01:00:02,083 --> 01:00:03,416 -[sighs] -[Skyler] Leo? 1181 01:00:03,500 --> 01:00:06,083 Yeah, I think Malkin must have an extra phone. 1182 01:00:06,166 --> 01:00:08,458 Anywho, what did Summer say? 1183 01:00:08,541 --> 01:00:11,916 Oh my God, you can't all play Jackie Kennedy. 1184 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:15,000 And, like, we so wanna slay this History Fair. 1185 01:00:15,083 --> 01:00:18,416 [Skyler] I know. That Magic Land Park trip would be awesome. 1186 01:00:18,500 --> 01:00:21,625 [Leo, feedback-like] Hey, you're awesome because you tried your best. 1187 01:00:21,708 --> 01:00:23,958 [Skyler, feedback-like] That's why I'm your special friend? 1188 01:00:24,041 --> 01:00:25,791 [Leo chuckles] Yeah. 1189 01:00:27,041 --> 01:00:30,416 -[door creaks open] -You talk to Skyler too? 1190 01:00:31,291 --> 01:00:33,541 I… I just… Only because she-- 1191 01:00:33,625 --> 01:00:36,458 That's Summer's phone in there, right behind yours. 1192 01:00:36,541 --> 01:00:38,666 [mischievous music playing] 1193 01:00:41,708 --> 01:00:44,666 -You happy now? For ruining this? -I don't know what happened. 1194 01:00:44,750 --> 01:00:47,333 I… I must've butt-dialed ya. I mean, butt-shot ya. 1195 01:00:47,416 --> 01:00:48,916 You don't even have a butt. 1196 01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:50,583 [gasps] How dare you? 1197 01:00:50,666 --> 01:00:51,875 [sad music playing] 1198 01:00:51,958 --> 01:00:55,583 -You talk to all of us? -You said I was the only one. 1199 01:00:55,666 --> 01:00:57,375 You said I was the only one. 1200 01:00:57,458 --> 01:01:00,375 -I thought I was special. -You're all special. I-- 1201 01:01:00,458 --> 01:01:02,375 [all speaking indistinctly] 1202 01:01:02,458 --> 01:01:04,625 -[Leo] I'm sorry! I just… -[gasps] 1203 01:01:04,708 --> 01:01:08,750 Seeing you guys getting along and doing great in class, 1204 01:01:08,833 --> 01:01:11,958 it felt like I was actually making a difference. 1205 01:01:12,041 --> 01:01:15,500 You did. This year would've been a nightmare without you helping me. 1206 01:01:15,583 --> 01:01:19,583 [Summer] Ms. Malkin's so mean. Talking to you made the class bearable. 1207 01:01:19,666 --> 01:01:23,125 -[Leo] I was just worried if you all knew… -[gasps, breathes heavily] 1208 01:01:23,208 --> 01:01:25,166 …other people would find out. 1209 01:01:25,250 --> 01:01:27,375 You told me not to tell anyone, and I didn't. 1210 01:01:27,458 --> 01:01:30,875 -Nobody did. Because we can keep a secret. -[Logan] Yeah. 1211 01:01:30,958 --> 01:01:33,875 What, did you tell everyone I shave my unibrow? 1212 01:01:34,750 --> 01:01:36,041 Because I don't. 1213 01:01:36,125 --> 01:01:38,958 Hey, the only one he told about your unibrow, 1214 01:01:39,041 --> 01:01:41,333 or that you still eat your boogers, was me. 1215 01:01:41,416 --> 01:01:43,666 -And I barely chuckled. -What? 1216 01:01:43,750 --> 01:01:44,791 I'm leaving. 1217 01:01:45,291 --> 01:01:46,125 I tried. 1218 01:01:46,208 --> 01:01:47,791 [Leo] Wait, it's Friday. 1219 01:01:47,875 --> 01:01:50,166 Aren't you gonna take me home? 1220 01:01:50,250 --> 01:01:52,333 Summer, it's your turn. 1221 01:01:52,416 --> 01:01:54,583 Please, I'm so sorry. 1222 01:01:54,666 --> 01:01:57,916 How can we trust you now? That was a question. 1223 01:01:59,375 --> 01:02:00,458 [door creaks] 1224 01:02:00,541 --> 01:02:03,000 All right, what's everyone doing here? 1225 01:02:03,083 --> 01:02:05,625 Oh, you're leaving. Good. Take the whole day off. 1226 01:02:05,708 --> 01:02:09,375 You need to rest up for the history fair tomorrow. Go home. 1227 01:02:09,458 --> 01:02:11,833 Go. Shoo. Come on, out you go. 1228 01:02:13,625 --> 01:02:14,750 [door beeps, shuts] 1229 01:02:14,833 --> 01:02:16,375 [curious music playing] 1230 01:02:18,750 --> 01:02:21,500 You and I have a lot to talk about. 1231 01:02:23,833 --> 01:02:24,708 I don't understand. 1232 01:02:24,791 --> 01:02:27,875 I… I know I lied to the kids. What did I do to you? 1233 01:02:27,958 --> 01:02:32,833 Excuse me, talking to my students behind my back? Advising them? 1234 01:02:32,916 --> 01:02:35,833 Okay. I feel terrible, but I was just trying to-- 1235 01:02:35,916 --> 01:02:37,625 Undermine my methods! 1236 01:02:37,708 --> 01:02:40,875 Cheat me out of feeling any satisfaction from their success. 1237 01:02:40,958 --> 01:02:44,875 What? They learned everything you wanted. Why wouldn't that make you happy? 1238 01:02:44,958 --> 01:02:48,000 Don't think you can analyze me. I'm an adult. 1239 01:02:48,083 --> 01:02:52,041 Not a shrieking brat who thinks reading Canterbury Tales is torture. 1240 01:02:52,125 --> 01:02:53,166 It's not torture? 1241 01:02:53,250 --> 01:02:54,291 Quiet! 1242 01:02:54,375 --> 01:02:59,250 Asking me to be happy when I have nothing but these four walls. 1243 01:02:59,333 --> 01:03:03,541 -What about your family? -Excuse me, do you see any family? 1244 01:03:03,625 --> 01:03:07,083 Oh. Uh, not unless you're related to the gym coach. 1245 01:03:07,583 --> 01:03:10,541 -Those pictures are none of your business. -Gotcha. Never saw 'em. 1246 01:03:11,291 --> 01:03:16,833 I put my whole life into teaching just to be a mere substitute. 1247 01:03:16,916 --> 01:03:18,041 [sad piano song plays] 1248 01:03:18,125 --> 01:03:21,666 Never had my own class, never got any respect. 1249 01:03:22,541 --> 01:03:23,958 ♪ Happy? ♪ 1250 01:03:24,916 --> 01:03:28,125 ♪ You want me to be happy? ♪ 1251 01:03:28,791 --> 01:03:31,583 Look, I also had dreams that never happened. 1252 01:03:31,666 --> 01:03:34,666 Like seeing the Everglades, or spreading Salmonella. 1253 01:03:34,750 --> 01:03:37,875 But this year, I fell into something even better. 1254 01:03:37,958 --> 01:03:40,250 I really clicked with these kids. 1255 01:03:40,333 --> 01:03:45,625 Uh, maybe it helped, just a little, that you're a talking animal? 1256 01:03:45,708 --> 01:03:48,333 Yeah, but also, maybe it's you. 1257 01:03:48,416 --> 01:03:51,583 'Cause I've seen subs come through this school that kids love. 1258 01:03:51,666 --> 01:03:54,458 ♪ What about Mrs. Knight? ♪ 1259 01:03:54,541 --> 01:03:57,250 ♪ Nice to the kids Didn't smell quite right ♪ 1260 01:03:57,916 --> 01:04:00,750 ♪ Remember Mr. Monk? ♪ 1261 01:04:00,833 --> 01:04:03,083 ♪ He was a closet drunk ♪ 1262 01:04:04,041 --> 01:04:07,416 ♪ This may have been before your time ♪ 1263 01:04:07,500 --> 01:04:08,833 ♪ Miss Losch? ♪ 1264 01:04:08,916 --> 01:04:11,250 A fine teacher. 1265 01:04:11,333 --> 01:04:14,291 ♪ She was mine ♪ 1266 01:04:15,208 --> 01:04:17,708 Wait, you were a student here? 1267 01:04:17,791 --> 01:04:21,416 You don't remember me? I was a lot different. 1268 01:04:21,500 --> 01:04:22,833 I was… 1269 01:04:22,916 --> 01:04:24,750 ♪ Happy ♪ 1270 01:04:25,250 --> 01:04:27,166 [Leo] Oh, wow. Yeah. 1271 01:04:27,250 --> 01:04:29,791 You were very sweet. 1272 01:04:29,875 --> 01:04:32,708 I was adorable. And she… 1273 01:04:32,791 --> 01:04:34,875 ♪ She made you… ♪ 1274 01:04:34,958 --> 01:04:36,875 ♪ Happy ♪ 1275 01:04:36,958 --> 01:04:39,125 Yes, she did. 1276 01:04:39,208 --> 01:04:41,750 She made me feel like I could do anything. 1277 01:04:41,833 --> 01:04:44,125 And tell me, do you think she was… 1278 01:04:44,208 --> 01:04:46,625 ♪ Happy? ♪ 1279 01:04:46,708 --> 01:04:48,625 She made you her family. 1280 01:04:48,708 --> 01:04:51,958 That's what great teachers do. Even substitutes. 1281 01:04:52,041 --> 01:04:55,375 With the little time they have, they try to make a difference. 1282 01:04:55,458 --> 01:04:58,041 And that's what keeps them happy. 1283 01:04:58,125 --> 01:05:02,000 ♪ You can feel love It's not the end ♪ 1284 01:05:02,083 --> 01:05:05,458 ♪ That smile you had can come back again ♪ 1285 01:05:05,541 --> 01:05:09,125 ♪ Just pull that stick out your tush And take a cue ♪ 1286 01:05:09,958 --> 01:05:13,500 [song transitions into upbeat] ♪ From teachers that preceded you ♪ 1287 01:05:13,583 --> 01:05:15,333 ♪ You're not alone ♪ 1288 01:05:15,416 --> 01:05:17,333 ♪ Make a home for them ♪ 1289 01:05:17,416 --> 01:05:19,916 ♪ And embrace your important role ♪ 1290 01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:22,166 [both] ♪ In shaping them ♪ 1291 01:05:22,916 --> 01:05:26,750 ♪ Body and soul ♪ 1292 01:05:27,958 --> 01:05:29,375 [laughs] 1293 01:05:29,458 --> 01:05:32,875 -♪ And you'll be ♪ -♪ And I'll be ♪ 1294 01:05:33,375 --> 01:05:37,416 [both] ♪ Happy ♪ 1295 01:05:38,666 --> 01:05:42,875 -Well, that felt wonderful. -I know you got it in you. 1296 01:05:42,958 --> 01:05:45,708 You're gonna get those kids first place tomorrow. 1297 01:05:45,791 --> 01:05:48,875 -Oh, you're coming with me. -No, please. They're mad. 1298 01:05:48,958 --> 01:05:50,916 Let… Let them focus on winning. 1299 01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:52,833 Well, I'm still taking you. 1300 01:05:52,916 --> 01:05:53,750 After they win, 1301 01:05:53,833 --> 01:05:56,916 we'll make sure they appreciate all you were doing for them. 1302 01:05:57,875 --> 01:06:00,750 You know what? You are special. 1303 01:06:01,291 --> 01:06:03,291 [indistinct chattering] 1304 01:06:04,875 --> 01:06:06,625 [Cole H.] I couldn't sleep last night. 1305 01:06:06,708 --> 01:06:09,708 I couldn't stop thinking about what Leo did to us. 1306 01:06:09,791 --> 01:06:12,875 Let's just not talk about Leo. We're done with Leo. 1307 01:06:12,958 --> 01:06:15,208 We're ready. We can win this thing ourselves. 1308 01:06:15,291 --> 01:06:18,916 -[door opens] -Good morning, my dear students. 1309 01:06:21,708 --> 01:06:22,833 [door creaks] 1310 01:06:22,916 --> 01:06:26,916 -They look confident. -You sounded nice. Real warm. 1311 01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:29,208 Thank you. I'll keep you posted when I can. 1312 01:06:30,250 --> 01:06:33,791 -[peppy music playing] -[indistinct chattering] 1313 01:06:34,958 --> 01:06:36,083 I'm Betsy Ross. 1314 01:06:36,166 --> 01:06:39,500 I designed the first American Flag in 1776. 1315 01:06:39,583 --> 01:06:42,541 But I didn't just say what I thought the flag should look like, 1316 01:06:42,625 --> 01:06:44,958 I listened to others to see what they thought. 1317 01:06:45,041 --> 01:06:47,583 The result was the superior design we have today, 1318 01:06:47,666 --> 01:06:49,208 and also, people liking me more. 1319 01:06:50,500 --> 01:06:51,916 I'm Susan B. Anthony. 1320 01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:54,500 I played a pivotal role in the women's suffrage movement 1321 01:06:54,583 --> 01:06:56,125 in the 19th century. 1322 01:06:56,208 --> 01:06:59,416 But I'm not that special or great. And neither is my family. 1323 01:06:59,500 --> 01:07:03,625 So I can relate to average women who couldn't vote until 1920. 1324 01:07:03,708 --> 01:07:06,916 I'm Winston Churchill. "We shall fight on the beaches." 1325 01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:09,666 "We shall fight them in the fields and in the streets." 1326 01:07:09,750 --> 01:07:11,083 "We shall never surrender, 1327 01:07:11,166 --> 01:07:13,833 but we shall let them down easy, with a nice letter." 1328 01:07:13,916 --> 01:07:16,666 -"So they don't lose their minds." -This is wonderful. 1329 01:07:16,750 --> 01:07:18,708 You've taught them life lessons. 1330 01:07:18,791 --> 01:07:21,333 I… I can't hear anything. Can you open your pocket? 1331 01:07:21,416 --> 01:07:25,916 They burned me, Joan of Arc, at the stake, but I am not afraid. 1332 01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:28,958 Boo-freaking-hoo! Everyone's got problems. 1333 01:07:29,041 --> 01:07:32,541 I talked about it to a friend and felt a lot better. 1334 01:07:32,625 --> 01:07:33,958 [audience applauding] 1335 01:07:34,041 --> 01:07:38,416 Aw, I think that friend is you. 1336 01:07:39,500 --> 01:07:43,708 [Principal Spahn] Malkin's Marvels, you're going to Magic Land Park! 1337 01:07:43,791 --> 01:07:46,833 -Congratulations, class! -[audience applauds and cheers] 1338 01:07:46,916 --> 01:07:47,750 [TJ's dad] Yeah! 1339 01:07:47,833 --> 01:07:52,583 And to the first substitute to ever win Teacher of the Year! 1340 01:07:52,666 --> 01:07:54,500 [audience cheering] 1341 01:07:54,583 --> 01:07:58,458 You'll be chaperoned by Ms. Malkin and Coach Kimura. 1342 01:07:58,541 --> 01:08:00,500 -[chuckles] Oh… -[triumphant music playing] 1343 01:08:00,583 --> 01:08:03,708 Is it over? We win? When do I come out? 1344 01:08:03,791 --> 01:08:05,208 [muffled] What's happening? 1345 01:08:06,250 --> 01:08:08,625 Ms. Malkin, can we go see Leo? 1346 01:08:08,708 --> 01:08:12,416 -Honey, it's about to rain. -We can't go to our class for one second? 1347 01:08:12,500 --> 01:08:15,666 You know what the rain does to my extensions. [sighs] 1348 01:08:15,750 --> 01:08:18,833 I gotta say, I thought you were some kind of a twisted animal. 1349 01:08:18,916 --> 01:08:22,541 A rabid, bitter bag of mothballs foaming at the mouth. 1350 01:08:22,625 --> 01:08:27,541 But I've never seen my Jayda speak like that. It's like she's, uh, nice? 1351 01:08:27,625 --> 01:08:28,958 That's our Ms. Malkin! 1352 01:08:29,041 --> 01:08:30,916 [Kabir's mom] You really got to know our kids. 1353 01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:34,083 -What a special lady. -Get this woman a full-time job next year. 1354 01:08:34,166 --> 01:08:36,333 [chuckles] Oh, I think we can arrange that. 1355 01:08:36,416 --> 01:08:38,625 [Summer's mom] She's helped Summer make friends. 1356 01:08:38,708 --> 01:08:40,875 [Cole H.'s dad] Cole's proud of his voice, thanks to you. 1357 01:08:40,958 --> 01:08:43,083 -[Logan's mom] How'd you do it? -Well… You know… 1358 01:08:43,166 --> 01:08:45,625 [Leo grunting, yelling] 1359 01:08:45,708 --> 01:08:48,166 That's, um… my stomach. I… I better go. 1360 01:08:49,458 --> 01:08:51,791 -[air horn blares] -She's not gonna make it. 1361 01:08:52,541 --> 01:08:54,541 What happened? I couldn't hear nothing. 1362 01:08:54,625 --> 01:08:57,125 Did we win? I thought I was gonna see the kids. 1363 01:08:57,208 --> 01:08:59,375 We're going somewhere very special. 1364 01:08:59,458 --> 01:09:01,375 We're all going to celebrate? 1365 01:09:01,458 --> 01:09:02,666 What, a pizza party? 1366 01:09:02,750 --> 01:09:05,500 [dramatic music playing] 1367 01:09:05,583 --> 01:09:07,833 Wow, this pizza's out in the boonies. 1368 01:09:09,166 --> 01:09:10,375 [engine revs] 1369 01:09:13,625 --> 01:09:16,708 [grunts] What's goin' on? You're leaving me here? 1370 01:09:16,791 --> 01:09:18,250 What about the kids? 1371 01:09:18,333 --> 01:09:22,125 They lost. The class embarrassed themselves and blamed you. 1372 01:09:22,208 --> 01:09:24,958 What? What was all that cheering? 1373 01:09:25,041 --> 01:09:27,791 That was for the other class. I'm sorry. 1374 01:09:27,875 --> 01:09:30,958 What did I do? I've never felt so bad. 1375 01:09:31,041 --> 01:09:33,458 Don't say that. You said the Everglades was your dream. 1376 01:09:33,541 --> 01:09:36,916 Now you can live it out, with no chance of ever running into the children. 1377 01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:40,375 Or their parents. Or the principal. Or the media. 1378 01:09:41,208 --> 01:09:43,041 I said it was my dream. 1379 01:09:43,125 --> 01:09:45,250 -The kids are what I-- -[engine revs] 1380 01:09:46,166 --> 01:09:47,000 [brakes squeal] 1381 01:09:49,958 --> 01:09:50,791 [sighs] 1382 01:09:52,208 --> 01:09:55,000 -[engine revs] -[tires screech] 1383 01:09:55,083 --> 01:09:57,750 -[ominous music playing] -[frogs croaking] 1384 01:09:57,833 --> 01:09:59,875 -[alligator growls] -[yelps] 1385 01:10:05,083 --> 01:10:08,916 [devices ringing, beeping] 1386 01:10:13,708 --> 01:10:15,083 -[Mia] What? -[Cole H.] Where is he? 1387 01:10:15,166 --> 01:10:17,125 -[Summer] Is he hiding? -[Cole H.] He's not hiding. 1388 01:10:17,208 --> 01:10:18,041 He was here. 1389 01:10:18,125 --> 01:10:19,833 -You seen him? -[Jayda] What happened? 1390 01:10:19,916 --> 01:10:23,083 What a shame. He must've run away. 1391 01:10:23,166 --> 01:10:24,625 -[kids gasp] -[vacuum thuds] 1392 01:10:24,708 --> 01:10:29,458 [tinkling] 1393 01:10:31,958 --> 01:10:35,000 -He left us? -Oh, look. 1394 01:10:35,583 --> 01:10:38,041 There seems to be some kind of note. 1395 01:10:38,125 --> 01:10:41,541 -Leo could write? -Of course. He could talk. 1396 01:10:41,625 --> 01:10:47,041 Oh! He talked to you people too? Oh, I thought I was special. 1397 01:10:49,458 --> 01:10:50,708 "Dear class." 1398 01:10:50,791 --> 01:10:53,625 "I've greatly enjoyed my time with you this year, 1399 01:10:53,708 --> 01:10:57,333 but I wish to move on and finally see the world." 1400 01:10:57,416 --> 01:11:01,000 "I realize I broke your trust, and that can't be fixed." 1401 01:11:01,708 --> 01:11:03,458 "But if you would be so kind, 1402 01:11:03,541 --> 01:11:07,041 please keep our conversations secret, so that I'm not harassed, 1403 01:11:07,125 --> 01:11:10,083 like E.T. or The Iron Giant, or Splash, 1404 01:11:10,166 --> 01:11:13,750 or the classic, The Shape of Water." 1405 01:11:13,833 --> 01:11:18,166 "Simply attribute your success to Ms. Malkin, 1406 01:11:18,250 --> 01:11:21,708 whose integrity is beyond reproach." [chuckles] 1407 01:11:22,208 --> 01:11:24,208 "Best Regards, Leo." 1408 01:11:25,333 --> 01:11:30,375 Well, let's try and be happy for Leo. He's doing what he wanted most. 1409 01:11:30,458 --> 01:11:32,958 But we never even got to thank him. 1410 01:11:33,041 --> 01:11:37,291 That's life, gang. Life gets more difficult the older we get. 1411 01:11:38,500 --> 01:11:40,041 It's called growing up. 1412 01:11:40,125 --> 01:11:43,583 [sad piano music playing] 1413 01:11:45,208 --> 01:11:47,291 ♪ When I was ten ♪ 1414 01:11:49,208 --> 01:11:52,208 ♪ I didn't have a single care ♪ 1415 01:11:52,708 --> 01:11:55,583 ♪ And not a single body hair ♪ 1416 01:11:56,083 --> 01:11:58,625 ♪ And life was fine ♪ 1417 01:11:59,791 --> 01:12:02,916 ♪ When I was nine ♪ 1418 01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:06,125 ♪ We still left milk for Santa Claus ♪ 1419 01:12:06,208 --> 01:12:09,208 ♪ My mom was not in menopause ♪ 1420 01:12:09,291 --> 01:12:12,666 ♪ And life was great ♪ 1421 01:12:13,250 --> 01:12:15,583 ♪ When I was eight ♪ 1422 01:12:16,375 --> 01:12:19,333 ♪ I still could wear a size one shoe ♪ 1423 01:12:19,958 --> 01:12:23,666 ♪ I thought Big Macs were good for you ♪ 1424 01:12:23,750 --> 01:12:26,041 ♪ Yes, life was heaven ♪ 1425 01:12:27,583 --> 01:12:30,166 ♪ When I was seven ♪ 1426 01:12:31,916 --> 01:12:34,708 ♪ I knew some dirty words But thought ♪ 1427 01:12:35,500 --> 01:12:38,375 ♪ That babies came out of Mom's butt ♪ 1428 01:12:39,208 --> 01:12:41,291 ♪ Like baby chicks ♪ 1429 01:12:42,583 --> 01:12:44,833 ♪ When I was six ♪ 1430 01:12:45,500 --> 01:12:48,708 ♪ My folks would fight But I was chill ♪ 1431 01:12:49,208 --> 01:12:54,041 ♪ My grandpa and my gerbils Were still alive ♪ 1432 01:12:54,833 --> 01:12:57,833 ♪ When I was five ♪ 1433 01:12:58,791 --> 01:13:02,583 ♪ I didn't care that people die ♪ 1434 01:13:02,666 --> 01:13:08,375 ♪ A haircut used to make me cry way more ♪ 1435 01:13:10,125 --> 01:13:11,916 ♪ When I was four ♪ 1436 01:13:13,666 --> 01:13:16,083 ♪ I didn't need to have a phone ♪ 1437 01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:22,958 ♪ They hadn't yet invented drones To follow me ♪ 1438 01:13:24,208 --> 01:13:26,750 ♪ When I was three ♪ 1439 01:13:27,666 --> 01:13:30,541 ♪ I'd laugh for days when I was two ♪ 1440 01:13:31,208 --> 01:13:34,583 ♪ When someone said the word doo-doo ♪ 1441 01:13:35,458 --> 01:13:39,250 ♪ There were no rules when I was one ♪ 1442 01:13:39,916 --> 01:13:42,333 ♪ Except, don't fall ♪ 1443 01:13:42,416 --> 01:13:45,666 ♪ We just had fun ♪ 1444 01:13:46,250 --> 01:13:47,916 ♪ But that was then ♪ 1445 01:13:50,791 --> 01:13:56,458 [all] ♪ When I was ten ♪ 1446 01:13:56,541 --> 01:13:57,375 [song ends] 1447 01:13:58,125 --> 01:14:00,375 Okay, everybody. Be careful on the Dragon Coaster. 1448 01:14:00,458 --> 01:14:02,208 Wipe the chair and the safety bar. 1449 01:14:02,291 --> 01:14:05,000 Doesn't matter what the teacher says, you call us every half hour. 1450 01:14:05,083 --> 01:14:07,416 -And don't lick anything. -[light music plays] 1451 01:14:07,500 --> 01:14:10,958 They tried to put the shift on Kabir when he was up, but guess what? 1452 01:14:11,041 --> 01:14:13,375 -He can hit to right field too. -Oh! 1453 01:14:13,458 --> 01:14:15,083 That is something. 1454 01:14:15,666 --> 01:14:19,583 -What do you think Leo's doing right now? -I have no idea. 1455 01:14:19,666 --> 01:14:22,958 -[insects chirping] -[frogs croaking] 1456 01:14:24,750 --> 01:14:27,000 [snake hissing] 1457 01:14:31,875 --> 01:14:35,541 Sure, kids, why flip over the musty old turtle before you leave? 1458 01:14:35,625 --> 01:14:38,958 [yelling] Even though he knows the truth? But no, everyone's gone! 1459 01:14:39,041 --> 01:14:41,291 Everyone but me and that pathetic… 1460 01:14:41,375 --> 01:14:44,125 [in normal voice] Wait. Where's the allergy kid's phone? Ah. 1461 01:14:44,208 --> 01:14:47,583 [grunting] 1462 01:14:47,666 --> 01:14:48,958 Ha. [grunts] 1463 01:14:49,041 --> 01:14:49,916 [sighs] Here we go. 1464 01:14:50,500 --> 01:14:53,250 [reading messages out loud] 1465 01:15:00,666 --> 01:15:02,416 [continues reading out loud] 1466 01:15:07,333 --> 01:15:09,958 -[crashes] -[glass shatters] 1467 01:15:10,041 --> 01:15:12,000 [adventurous music playing] 1468 01:15:13,375 --> 01:15:15,583 There's no time for lettuce. Flip me! 1469 01:15:16,250 --> 01:15:17,333 Okay, we gotta move! 1470 01:15:20,875 --> 01:15:22,333 Follow those brats! 1471 01:15:24,416 --> 01:15:26,208 -[flamingo] Hey. -[whimpers] 1472 01:15:26,291 --> 01:15:29,083 Shake it off, man. You're freaking everyone out. 1473 01:15:30,958 --> 01:15:33,666 [adventurous music continues] 1474 01:15:38,041 --> 01:15:39,458 Okay, let's hit it. 1475 01:15:40,833 --> 01:15:41,833 [croaks] 1476 01:15:41,916 --> 01:15:43,875 [mysterious music playing] 1477 01:15:45,208 --> 01:15:46,541 [buzzing] 1478 01:15:50,333 --> 01:15:51,833 [gulps, chews] 1479 01:15:54,083 --> 01:15:57,958 [smooth bossa nova music playing] 1480 01:16:01,125 --> 01:16:05,208 [breathing heavily] 1481 01:16:08,583 --> 01:16:10,416 -[music stops] -[pouch toots] 1482 01:16:11,666 --> 01:16:13,166 Ouch. 1483 01:16:14,375 --> 01:16:17,333 -[light music playing] -This is our last field trip together. 1484 01:16:17,416 --> 01:16:19,208 Why does it feel like our worst? 1485 01:16:19,291 --> 01:16:21,208 [drone humming] 1486 01:16:21,291 --> 01:16:22,416 -[knocks] -What? 1487 01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:29,958 -[adventurous music playing] -[kids speaking indistinctly] 1488 01:16:30,041 --> 01:16:31,666 [singing "Watch Me" by Silentó] 1489 01:16:31,750 --> 01:16:33,750 ♪ Now watch me nae nae Okay ♪ 1490 01:16:33,833 --> 01:16:35,333 ♪ Now watch me whip… ♪ 1491 01:16:35,416 --> 01:16:38,083 -What is going on back here? -She did it! 1492 01:16:38,166 --> 01:16:41,333 -Excuse me? -I saw it. I saw the whole thing. 1493 01:16:41,416 --> 01:16:44,375 She took him out of the terrarium after you guys left that day. 1494 01:16:44,458 --> 01:16:46,541 She took him, and I wanted to say something, 1495 01:16:46,625 --> 01:16:47,833 but her and her vacuum, 1496 01:16:47,916 --> 01:16:51,500 they gave me the stink eye, and I slipped on, uh, somebody else's pee, 1497 01:16:51,583 --> 01:16:54,166 and I flipped on my back, and this whole thing is my fault 1498 01:16:54,250 --> 01:16:57,166 'cause I got jealous of my best friend instead of being happy for him. 1499 01:16:57,250 --> 01:17:01,000 I used the camera phone to bust him, but now I gotta bust you, Demeritface! 1500 01:17:01,083 --> 01:17:05,083 He's lying! This turtle can't be trusted. He turned on Leo. 1501 01:17:05,166 --> 01:17:09,166 Come on. You all know Leo's the reason you got this stupid trip. 1502 01:17:09,250 --> 01:17:11,416 He helped you with your weird kid problems. 1503 01:17:11,500 --> 01:17:12,625 That's why you won. 1504 01:17:12,708 --> 01:17:16,375 He wanted to do something meaningful with the rest of his pathetic time, 1505 01:17:16,458 --> 01:17:17,291 and he did it. 1506 01:17:17,375 --> 01:17:19,250 Why did you say, "The rest of his time"? 1507 01:17:19,333 --> 01:17:21,000 -He's dying! -[kids] What?! 1508 01:17:21,083 --> 01:17:23,708 He's gonna be 75. That's lights out for lizards. 1509 01:17:23,791 --> 01:17:25,208 -Oh, no! -[Cole H.] He's dying? 1510 01:17:25,291 --> 01:17:27,875 But does Demeritface care? No! 1511 01:17:27,958 --> 01:17:30,666 All Demeritface wants is all the credit! 1512 01:17:30,750 --> 01:17:32,041 [gasps] Another lie! 1513 01:17:32,125 --> 01:17:34,208 Then where is he, Ms. Misery? 1514 01:17:34,291 --> 01:17:37,125 Where's my best friend, Demeritface? Where is he? 1515 01:17:37,208 --> 01:17:40,166 -Out with it, Demeritface! -[Cole H.] Where is he, Demeritface? 1516 01:17:40,250 --> 01:17:42,791 [kids clamoring indistinctly] 1517 01:17:42,875 --> 01:17:46,166 ♪ Watch me, watch me Ooh, watch me, watch me, ooh… ♪ 1518 01:17:46,250 --> 01:17:50,500 -[Cole H.] What did you do with him? -Stop it! Stop it! Stop it now! 1519 01:17:54,541 --> 01:17:57,833 [gentle music playing] 1520 01:17:58,583 --> 01:18:02,416 I took him, and I drove him away. 1521 01:18:02,500 --> 01:18:04,583 -That's crazy! Seriously? -I can't believe you! 1522 01:18:04,666 --> 01:18:08,083 He's right, I wanted the credit. 1523 01:18:08,583 --> 01:18:10,375 I thought it would make me… 1524 01:18:10,875 --> 01:18:13,166 ♪ Happy ♪ 1525 01:18:13,250 --> 01:18:16,541 -He's gonna die thinking we're mad at him. -Where did you take him? 1526 01:18:16,625 --> 01:18:19,291 [sighs] The Everglades. 1527 01:18:19,375 --> 01:18:22,250 You sent him to the Glades? That's a terrible neighborhood! 1528 01:18:22,333 --> 01:18:26,416 -Those crazy animals will rip him apart! -Ms. Malkin, please help us find him. 1529 01:18:26,500 --> 01:18:28,458 We can't not see him again. 1530 01:18:29,291 --> 01:18:31,250 -[sighs] -[resolute music plays] 1531 01:18:32,333 --> 01:18:34,875 [singing "Wobble" by V.I.C., then stops] 1532 01:18:34,958 --> 01:18:35,791 Hey there. 1533 01:18:35,875 --> 01:18:39,083 We need to change course. We're going to the Everglades. 1534 01:18:39,166 --> 01:18:41,000 What? We're going to Magic Land Park! 1535 01:18:41,083 --> 01:18:44,125 That's what the parents expect, and that's where we're goin'. 1536 01:18:44,208 --> 01:18:46,583 Oh my, our first fight. 1537 01:18:48,708 --> 01:18:51,541 -[dramatic music playing] -[kids cheer] 1538 01:18:51,625 --> 01:18:53,375 -[tires screech] -[yelps] 1539 01:18:54,333 --> 01:18:55,416 [gasps, grunts] 1540 01:18:57,625 --> 01:18:59,583 [panting] Thank you. I'm fine. 1541 01:19:00,916 --> 01:19:04,541 Children, we're going to Magic Land Park. 1542 01:19:06,666 --> 01:19:10,166 -[insects humming] -[water trickling] 1543 01:19:14,500 --> 01:19:15,416 [tribal music plays] 1544 01:19:15,500 --> 01:19:20,291 Thanks, but a little too murky for me. How… How close are we to a drip tube? 1545 01:19:20,791 --> 01:19:23,333 Seriously, the microorganisms will kill you. 1546 01:19:23,416 --> 01:19:24,791 -A kid told me that. -[buzzing] 1547 01:19:24,875 --> 01:19:27,125 You guys never heard of Louis Pasteur? 1548 01:19:28,750 --> 01:19:30,750 [firefly 1 buzzing] 1549 01:19:31,833 --> 01:19:34,500 -[firefly 1 buzzing rhythmically] -[all fireflies buzzing] 1550 01:19:34,583 --> 01:19:36,583 [grunting] 1551 01:19:39,291 --> 01:19:41,375 [lizards laughing] 1552 01:19:41,458 --> 01:19:43,833 What the… [garbling] 1553 01:19:44,416 --> 01:19:47,583 -Someone help me out here. -[pony] Boss, is that you? 1554 01:19:47,666 --> 01:19:49,416 [yells, grunts] 1555 01:19:49,500 --> 01:19:50,541 Wha-- What? 1556 01:19:50,625 --> 01:19:54,166 Hey, that's the guy! The guy who set us free at that party. 1557 01:19:54,250 --> 01:19:56,250 -That's the guy? -[animals gasp] 1558 01:19:56,333 --> 01:19:58,916 -[animals speak indistinctly] -[lizard] That's the guy. 1559 01:20:01,625 --> 01:20:04,875 I don't know what Grandma's thinking. We'll save him on our own, let's go. 1560 01:20:06,708 --> 01:20:08,541 [adventurous music plays] 1561 01:20:09,375 --> 01:20:11,583 -[tribal music playing] -Get this guy some algae. 1562 01:20:14,208 --> 01:20:17,250 -And some of you. -[buzzing intensely] 1563 01:20:17,333 --> 01:20:20,791 Boss, you're gonna love it here. No trainers telling you what to do, 1564 01:20:20,875 --> 01:20:24,041 no bratty kids joking about your compact legs. 1565 01:20:24,541 --> 01:20:26,333 But I miss those kids. 1566 01:20:26,416 --> 01:20:27,291 [pony] What? 1567 01:20:27,375 --> 01:20:30,541 They're not bratty. You just gotta get to know them. 1568 01:20:30,625 --> 01:20:34,458 Like this one kid whose father's back had a gorilla situation. 1569 01:20:34,541 --> 01:20:36,250 [drone humming] 1570 01:20:36,333 --> 01:20:38,500 [beeping] 1571 01:20:39,291 --> 01:20:41,416 I got this. You go back to the kids. 1572 01:20:41,500 --> 01:20:42,333 [yells] 1573 01:20:43,291 --> 01:20:44,458 [grunts] 1574 01:20:44,541 --> 01:20:46,500 Hey, anybody see a buddy of mine? 1575 01:20:46,583 --> 01:20:49,458 He's green with bumps, got a tail, wicked ugly. 1576 01:20:51,416 --> 01:20:53,291 Okay, moving on. 1577 01:20:53,916 --> 01:20:55,916 [adventurous music playing] 1578 01:20:57,208 --> 01:20:59,125 -[Coach Kimura] We're here, y'all! -[Cole W.] Yes! 1579 01:20:59,208 --> 01:21:00,791 -[kids cheering] -And I'm hungry. 1580 01:21:00,875 --> 01:21:03,333 -Let's do this. -Hi, welcome to Magic Land Park. 1581 01:21:03,416 --> 01:21:05,000 -Okay. Let me get-- -A Cotton Dragon! 1582 01:21:05,083 --> 01:21:06,875 -A Wizard Puffs, please? -Me too! 1583 01:21:06,958 --> 01:21:08,791 -I'll take a Unicorn Balls. -Huh? 1584 01:21:08,875 --> 01:21:10,458 They're jawbreakers. Please? 1585 01:21:10,541 --> 01:21:12,750 [chuckles] Okay, gang. You getting all of this? 1586 01:21:12,833 --> 01:21:14,916 Oh, and I need one Fireblower hat. 1587 01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:19,083 Okie doke. Now we're ready, am I right, kids? 1588 01:21:19,166 --> 01:21:20,208 [footsteps receding] 1589 01:21:21,125 --> 01:21:22,625 Are you kidding me? Hey! 1590 01:21:22,708 --> 01:21:25,000 -[Summer] Go! Run fast! -[TJ] Come on. Move it! 1591 01:21:25,083 --> 01:21:27,750 -[kid] Come on! -[panting] 1592 01:21:27,833 --> 01:21:29,500 -[grunting and panting] -[panting] 1593 01:21:34,291 --> 01:21:35,958 -[tires screech] -[driver] Oh my God! 1594 01:21:36,041 --> 01:21:39,541 -[panting] -[panting, gobbling] 1595 01:21:39,625 --> 01:21:41,791 -Come on, Ms. Malkin. Hurry up. -[Cole H.] Faster! 1596 01:21:41,875 --> 01:21:44,250 [panting] Just go. Go without me! 1597 01:21:44,333 --> 01:21:46,208 -But you have to drive us! -[pants] 1598 01:21:46,291 --> 01:21:47,833 [pants, grunts] 1599 01:21:47,916 --> 01:21:49,625 -[grunting] -[Cole H.] Come on! 1600 01:21:49,708 --> 01:21:50,625 [both grunt] 1601 01:21:50,708 --> 01:21:54,208 -[kids straining and shouting] -[Coach Kimura straining] 1602 01:21:54,291 --> 01:21:55,708 [exciting music playing] 1603 01:21:56,958 --> 01:21:59,166 -[beeping] -[whirring] 1604 01:21:59,250 --> 01:22:02,166 -[kids] Come on, Ms. Malkin! -[straining] 1605 01:22:02,250 --> 01:22:03,375 [Ms. Malkin grunting] 1606 01:22:03,458 --> 01:22:04,333 Huh? 1607 01:22:04,416 --> 01:22:05,416 The Purell! 1608 01:22:05,500 --> 01:22:06,541 [grunts] 1609 01:22:06,625 --> 01:22:07,500 [yelps] 1610 01:22:09,375 --> 01:22:11,041 -[Purell splatters] -[screams] 1611 01:22:11,125 --> 01:22:12,166 [yells, grunts] 1612 01:22:12,250 --> 01:22:14,916 [shouting] Whoever did this will pay! Help! 1613 01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:16,708 -[Logan] He's coming! -[shouting] 1614 01:22:16,791 --> 01:22:19,041 -We have to get out of here! -I got this! 1615 01:22:19,125 --> 01:22:20,458 -What? -I'm from the Bronx. 1616 01:22:20,541 --> 01:22:23,000 -I've been driving since I was eight. -[Coach Kimura screaming] 1617 01:22:23,083 --> 01:22:24,791 [motor revs] 1618 01:22:25,833 --> 01:22:28,291 [kids shouting excitedly] 1619 01:22:28,375 --> 01:22:31,041 -[kid 1] Yeah! Yeah! Do it! -[Summer] Woo-hoo! 1620 01:22:33,416 --> 01:22:34,958 -[driver] Oh my God! -[car horn honking] 1621 01:22:35,041 --> 01:22:36,833 Hey, pick a lane, lady! 1622 01:22:37,875 --> 01:22:40,000 [tribal music playing] 1623 01:22:40,083 --> 01:22:41,208 A-ha! 1624 01:22:41,291 --> 01:22:43,250 I knew it. Leo? 1625 01:22:43,333 --> 01:22:45,125 -[squeaks] -[yells] 1626 01:22:45,625 --> 01:22:50,208 Hey! Whoa, whoa. No. No, no, no, no, no. I hate it out here! 1627 01:22:50,291 --> 01:22:54,541 And I explained to them, I was just afraid someone would tell. 1628 01:22:54,625 --> 01:22:56,500 But now they're all mad at me, 1629 01:22:56,583 --> 01:23:00,666 and my funeral's gonna be even worse than Hammy #3's. 1630 01:23:00,750 --> 01:23:03,416 -Who's Hammy #3? -I think it's a sandwich at Arby's. 1631 01:23:03,500 --> 01:23:05,333 Why you talking about your funeral? 1632 01:23:05,416 --> 01:23:07,500 'Cause it's coming any day. 1633 01:23:07,583 --> 01:23:09,666 I'm almost 75 years old. 1634 01:23:09,750 --> 01:23:12,416 So what? We live to, like, 110. 1635 01:23:12,500 --> 01:23:14,625 What? But Skyler's dad said-- 1636 01:23:14,708 --> 01:23:17,583 A hundred and ten, unless eaten by alligators. 1637 01:23:17,666 --> 01:23:18,958 I'm 97. 1638 01:23:19,041 --> 01:23:22,583 A hundred six. He's 74? He's a tween. 1639 01:23:22,666 --> 01:23:24,333 [lizard] Look how fast he blinks. 1640 01:23:25,125 --> 01:23:26,958 [all laugh] 1641 01:23:27,458 --> 01:23:31,250 [shouts vividly] I'm gonna live! This is incredible! 1642 01:23:31,333 --> 01:23:33,083 -The guy's gonna live! -[animals cheering] 1643 01:23:33,166 --> 01:23:35,666 [all chant] The guy's gonna live! The guy's gonna live! 1644 01:23:35,750 --> 01:23:38,666 I gotta get back to those kids. I can redeem myself! 1645 01:23:38,750 --> 01:23:40,250 And we're gonna help you. 1646 01:23:40,333 --> 01:23:43,208 -[all chant] The guy's gonna live! The-- -[shushes] 1647 01:23:43,291 --> 01:23:47,041 -[alligators snoring] -[Squirtle] I said I was sorry! 1648 01:23:47,125 --> 01:23:49,125 -[can clattering] -[mouse squeaking] 1649 01:23:49,208 --> 01:23:51,458 [sighs] I'd kill for lateral movement. 1650 01:23:52,041 --> 01:23:54,083 [menacing music plays] 1651 01:23:54,166 --> 01:23:55,166 [grunts] 1652 01:23:55,666 --> 01:23:56,958 [alligators snarling] 1653 01:23:57,041 --> 01:24:01,625 Guys, before you do anything, let's talk about why you're angry, okay? 1654 01:24:02,125 --> 01:24:03,541 Anyone's parents getting divorced? 1655 01:24:03,625 --> 01:24:07,625 -[dramatic music playing] -[kids screaming] 1656 01:24:07,708 --> 01:24:09,458 -Aren't you gonna stop? -I'm trying. 1657 01:24:09,541 --> 01:24:12,166 But I weigh 80 pounds and this thing needs oil. 1658 01:24:12,833 --> 01:24:16,625 -[kids scream] -[Summer] This looks scary. Oh, my God. 1659 01:24:19,250 --> 01:24:21,166 -[kid 1] Come on! -[snoring] 1660 01:24:23,416 --> 01:24:25,416 [growling] 1661 01:24:25,500 --> 01:24:28,625 [steam whistling and trumpeting] 1662 01:24:28,708 --> 01:24:31,041 What the… Is that some kind of woolly mammoth? 1663 01:24:31,125 --> 01:24:32,750 I don't know, but it could kill us, right? 1664 01:24:32,833 --> 01:24:34,458 Uh, definitely. 1665 01:24:38,375 --> 01:24:39,333 [Kabir] We're here. 1666 01:24:40,208 --> 01:24:41,041 [moans] 1667 01:24:41,583 --> 01:24:43,583 [kids grunting lightly] 1668 01:24:45,791 --> 01:24:47,000 -[Kabir] Get back. -[growls] 1669 01:24:47,083 --> 01:24:48,708 -[Logan] Oh, gosh. -[Eli] Oh, no, no, no. 1670 01:24:50,333 --> 01:24:52,500 That's a demerit. 1671 01:24:53,291 --> 01:24:54,375 [shuriken clinks] 1672 01:24:54,458 --> 01:24:55,458 [grunting] 1673 01:24:55,541 --> 01:24:57,958 -[shurikens clinking] -[growls] 1674 01:25:01,166 --> 01:25:03,375 [angrily] You need to chill. 1675 01:25:03,458 --> 01:25:04,541 -[alligator growls] -[grunts] 1676 01:25:04,625 --> 01:25:06,750 [heroic music plays] 1677 01:25:06,833 --> 01:25:08,125 [yells] 1678 01:25:09,000 --> 01:25:11,541 [hisses, growls] 1679 01:25:13,666 --> 01:25:15,000 [growling] 1680 01:25:15,083 --> 01:25:16,333 Summer, talk to him. 1681 01:25:16,416 --> 01:25:18,625 So I don't know if you know, but it doesn't really matter. 1682 01:25:18,708 --> 01:25:21,083 We were supposed to go to Magic Land, which is cool. 1683 01:25:21,166 --> 01:25:24,125 I've never been there. I don't like magic and roller coasters. 1684 01:25:24,208 --> 01:25:27,375 They just seem really boring. They're scary, which isn't boring, 1685 01:25:27,458 --> 01:25:29,500 but you're not doing anything, you're just sitting, 1686 01:25:29,583 --> 01:25:32,041 when you could be playing soccer or baking a cake. 1687 01:25:32,125 --> 01:25:35,041 -I mean, my mom's on a diet, so-- -[drone humming] 1688 01:25:35,125 --> 01:25:37,166 [suspenseful music plays] 1689 01:25:39,583 --> 01:25:40,458 [thuds] 1690 01:25:41,333 --> 01:25:46,041 [plays electronic fanfare] 1691 01:25:46,125 --> 01:25:48,375 [Ms. Malkin panting] 1692 01:25:48,458 --> 01:25:49,791 [melancholy music playing] 1693 01:25:49,875 --> 01:25:52,500 [Skyler] How could Leo ever survive out here? 1694 01:25:52,583 --> 01:25:54,958 How do we even start looking for him? 1695 01:25:55,041 --> 01:25:56,916 I just don't know. 1696 01:25:58,958 --> 01:26:01,041 [licking] 1697 01:26:04,458 --> 01:26:05,291 [gasps] 1698 01:26:06,125 --> 01:26:07,583 [gasps again, sharply] 1699 01:26:08,166 --> 01:26:09,000 [Cole W. moans] 1700 01:26:09,083 --> 01:26:11,791 -What? Leo, no! -[kids gasp] 1701 01:26:11,875 --> 01:26:14,000 -[Mia] Oh, no. Leo! -[Skyler and TJ] Leo! 1702 01:26:15,208 --> 01:26:18,208 [sorrowfully] Leo, we just wanted to thank you. 1703 01:26:18,791 --> 01:26:21,625 I'm so sorry I got mad. We all are. 1704 01:26:22,291 --> 01:26:25,291 We won the trip, Leo. All because of you. 1705 01:26:25,375 --> 01:26:28,041 You made me feel like I could do anything. 1706 01:26:28,125 --> 01:26:29,583 You brought us all together. 1707 01:26:29,666 --> 01:26:32,291 I never had a lizard that taught me so much. 1708 01:26:32,375 --> 01:26:34,416 Or any non-lizards either. 1709 01:26:34,500 --> 01:26:38,958 [sniffles] I'm not scared. I wanna hug you one more time. 1710 01:26:40,708 --> 01:26:43,041 What? They ate his insides! 1711 01:26:43,125 --> 01:26:45,375 I'm not-- [grunts] 1712 01:26:45,458 --> 01:26:48,916 [grunting and yelling] 1713 01:26:49,000 --> 01:26:51,083 -[kids] Huh? -[groans] 1714 01:26:51,166 --> 01:26:53,958 [slowly, painfully] I'm okay, pal. 1715 01:26:54,041 --> 01:26:56,291 -[Cole H.] I can't believe it. -[Summer] You're all right. 1716 01:26:56,375 --> 01:27:00,291 Sorry I scared you. When I get nervous, I tend to molt. 1717 01:27:00,375 --> 01:27:01,291 Old habit. 1718 01:27:01,375 --> 01:27:02,250 Awesome! 1719 01:27:02,333 --> 01:27:03,666 [happy music playing] 1720 01:27:03,750 --> 01:27:07,958 That was the best funeral I could ever have. 1721 01:27:08,041 --> 01:27:10,250 Wait, but if you guys won, 1722 01:27:10,333 --> 01:27:13,375 shouldn't you be celebrating in Magic Land Park? 1723 01:27:13,458 --> 01:27:17,833 We couldn't celebrate. We needed to see you before you die. 1724 01:27:17,916 --> 01:27:21,000 Oh. Uh, who told you I was dying? 1725 01:27:21,083 --> 01:27:23,000 The turt-- Uh, Squirtle told us. 1726 01:27:23,083 --> 01:27:27,208 Well, I thought I was, but I found out I'm not. 1727 01:27:27,291 --> 01:27:29,083 -[kids] You're not? -You're not gonna die? 1728 01:27:29,166 --> 01:27:30,333 You're not still mad? 1729 01:27:30,416 --> 01:27:31,916 [Anthony] This is incredible. 1730 01:27:32,000 --> 01:27:34,000 -We love you, Leo. -[Summer] Are you crazy? 1731 01:27:34,083 --> 01:27:35,458 -This is amazing! -[sobs] 1732 01:27:35,541 --> 01:27:37,458 [Skyler] I'm so happy! 1733 01:27:37,541 --> 01:27:38,458 [cries, sniffles] 1734 01:27:38,541 --> 01:27:43,291 You're right about the endorphins. It really feels awesome. 1735 01:27:47,916 --> 01:27:49,750 -Ah. Oh, boy! Ah! -[mouse squeaking] 1736 01:27:49,833 --> 01:27:52,083 -Still coming. Give me a second. -[can clattering] 1737 01:27:53,166 --> 01:27:56,833 Hey, glad you're okay. Sorry about busting you. 1738 01:27:57,750 --> 01:27:59,208 I want you to have something. 1739 01:27:59,291 --> 01:28:00,333 [tearing] 1740 01:28:00,416 --> 01:28:02,750 [gentle music playing] 1741 01:28:02,833 --> 01:28:03,958 [whirs] 1742 01:28:04,041 --> 01:28:06,333 -Least I could do. -It's okay. Put it back on. 1743 01:28:06,416 --> 01:28:07,750 You're gonna get arrested. 1744 01:28:09,625 --> 01:28:12,916 [mouse squeaking] 1745 01:28:13,750 --> 01:28:18,708 You should all be proud. We've all learned so much this year. 1746 01:28:18,791 --> 01:28:22,083 Now, before I go, I want to finish something else 1747 01:28:22,166 --> 01:28:23,750 that Mrs. Salinas started. 1748 01:28:25,000 --> 01:28:28,333 I'm going to read the rest of Charlotte's Web. [blows] 1749 01:28:28,416 --> 01:28:31,250 -Ugh, is she kidding? -Let's just get through it. 1750 01:28:32,041 --> 01:28:33,458 "Charlotte was dying." 1751 01:28:33,958 --> 01:28:36,291 "'But I feel peaceful,' she said." 1752 01:28:36,375 --> 01:28:41,375 "'Your success in the ring was, to a small degree, my success.'" 1753 01:28:41,458 --> 01:28:44,125 "'Why did you do all this for me?' Wilbur asked." 1754 01:28:44,875 --> 01:28:47,291 "'Because I liked you,' replied Charlotte." 1755 01:28:47,375 --> 01:28:49,916 -"'After all, what's life, anyway?'" -[sniffling] 1756 01:28:50,000 --> 01:28:52,916 [Ms. Malkin] "'We're born, we live a little while, we die.'" 1757 01:28:53,000 --> 01:28:53,875 [crying] 1758 01:28:53,958 --> 01:28:56,833 [Ms. Malkin] "'Perhaps, I was trying to lift my life a trifle.'" 1759 01:28:56,916 --> 01:29:00,166 -"'Anyone's life can stand a little of…'" -[bawling] 1760 01:29:00,250 --> 01:29:04,833 What? I was wrong, okay? Crying's doin' so good for me. 1761 01:29:04,916 --> 01:29:05,958 [blows nose] 1762 01:29:06,041 --> 01:29:10,041 -Still wish I could eat spider babies. -Nobody's eating any spider babies! 1763 01:29:10,125 --> 01:29:11,791 -[lively music plays] -Hi, guys! 1764 01:29:11,875 --> 01:29:13,083 [kids] Mrs. Salinas. 1765 01:29:13,166 --> 01:29:15,958 -I missed you. Come meet Cole! -[Mia] Yes! 1766 01:29:16,041 --> 01:29:18,750 -[kid 1] Can I hold the baby? -[Kabir] He's so tiny. 1767 01:29:18,833 --> 01:29:19,958 Only one baby. 1768 01:29:20,041 --> 01:29:23,166 I guess she didn't bury the other eggs deep enough in the sand. 1769 01:29:23,250 --> 01:29:25,541 [indistinct chattering] 1770 01:29:25,625 --> 01:29:26,958 [cheering] 1771 01:29:27,041 --> 01:29:29,833 ♪ Last year of elementary school ♪ 1772 01:29:29,916 --> 01:29:33,250 ♪ I'm, like, so over being a kid ♪ 1773 01:29:34,041 --> 01:29:37,583 ♪ Gonna look in the mirror for stubble ♪ 1774 01:29:38,125 --> 01:29:42,375 ♪ Gonna drink orange juice With the bubbles ♪ 1775 01:29:42,458 --> 01:29:45,958 -♪ I'll say I don't need you ♪ -[shutter clicking] 1776 01:29:46,041 --> 01:29:51,083 [Kabir] ♪ I'll be keeping it steady ♪ 1777 01:29:51,166 --> 01:29:55,666 ♪ I miss you already ♪ 1778 01:29:57,000 --> 01:29:59,708 How are we gonna get through middle school without you? 1779 01:29:59,791 --> 01:30:03,166 You'll be fine. It wasn't me. You did it. 1780 01:30:03,250 --> 01:30:07,333 You trusted someone to hear your problems. That's all we need. 1781 01:30:07,416 --> 01:30:11,875 Remember, everyone's scared. So don't keep it to yourself. 1782 01:30:11,958 --> 01:30:14,166 Find your Leo to talk to. 1783 01:30:14,250 --> 01:30:17,791 It could be your teacher, your mom, your friend. 1784 01:30:17,875 --> 01:30:18,791 Your turtle. 1785 01:30:18,875 --> 01:30:22,625 They're ready to listen. I promise they'll make you feel better. 1786 01:30:24,750 --> 01:30:26,333 [kids chuckle softly] 1787 01:30:30,791 --> 01:30:31,625 [shutter clicks] 1788 01:30:32,291 --> 01:30:33,875 Ms. Malkin! [chuckles] 1789 01:30:33,958 --> 01:30:36,291 Needless to say, you've made your mark here. 1790 01:30:36,375 --> 01:30:40,791 And as I promised, I'm opening up a class for you to run full-time next year. 1791 01:30:42,416 --> 01:30:44,958 Well, thank you, Principal Spahn. 1792 01:30:45,041 --> 01:30:47,166 But I'll need one condition met. 1793 01:30:47,250 --> 01:30:52,916 Whatever class I teach, I want these two alongside me as pets. 1794 01:30:53,000 --> 01:30:55,750 Well, okay. I don't see that being a problem. 1795 01:30:55,833 --> 01:31:00,083 -Look at this. We're going with Malkin. -Change of scenery. Should be good. 1796 01:31:00,166 --> 01:31:03,125 Congratulations, meet your new students. 1797 01:31:03,208 --> 01:31:07,000 -[kindergartners chattering chaotically] -[air horn blaring] 1798 01:31:07,083 --> 01:31:09,333 -Oh God! -Not in the shell! Keep it clean! 1799 01:31:09,416 --> 01:31:11,208 [Leo] Lot of energy. 1800 01:31:11,291 --> 01:31:13,916 This is good, we're finally gonna learn the alphabet! 1801 01:31:14,000 --> 01:31:15,708 -[Squirtle] Oh my God! -[Leo] Yeah! 1802 01:31:17,083 --> 01:31:19,083 ["When It's Us" playing] 1803 01:34:17,250 --> 01:34:18,083 [song ends] 1804 01:34:18,166 --> 01:34:20,166 -[whirring] -[yelps, grunts] 1805 01:34:22,083 --> 01:34:24,083 [lively music playing] 1806 01:34:35,333 --> 01:34:36,166 [Leo yelps] 1807 01:34:47,750 --> 01:34:50,625 [kindergartner babbles, thumps, then babbles again] 1808 01:35:01,541 --> 01:35:03,541 [transitions into upbeat jazz music] 1809 01:36:03,708 --> 01:36:09,625 [jazz crescendos] 1810 01:36:09,708 --> 01:36:10,541 [music stops] 1811 01:36:10,625 --> 01:36:12,625 [gentle lullaby music playing] 1812 01:36:51,208 --> 01:36:52,125 [music stops] 1813 01:36:52,208 --> 01:36:54,208 [jazzy adventurous music playing] 1814 01:37:27,625 --> 01:37:28,458 [music stops] 1815 01:37:29,958 --> 01:37:31,958 [mellow synth music playing] 1816 01:38:03,458 --> 01:38:04,291 [music stops] 1817 01:38:04,375 --> 01:38:06,375 [amusing music playing] 1818 01:38:32,541 --> 01:38:33,375 [music stops] 1819 01:38:34,250 --> 01:38:36,250 [high-spirited song plays] 1820 01:38:43,583 --> 01:38:49,083 [Zane] ♪ Last year of elementary school Last year of bein' a kid ♪ 1821 01:38:49,166 --> 01:38:52,083 ♪ Being on top ♪ 1822 01:38:52,166 --> 01:38:54,833 [Cole H.] ♪ I'm gonna go out swingin' ♪ 1823 01:38:54,916 --> 01:38:58,416 ♪ Toy soldiers Dippin' Dots, fun-size bars ♪ 1824 01:38:58,500 --> 01:39:02,416 ♪ Slip 'N slides Fart noises, chicken stars ♪ 1825 01:39:02,500 --> 01:39:06,250 ♪ Until they tell me to stop ♪ 1826 01:39:06,333 --> 01:39:12,541 [Anthony] ♪ Last year of elementary school Biggest kid on campus, I got it made ♪ 1827 01:39:12,625 --> 01:39:15,833 ♪ Sit down, son! I own all you dorks ♪ 1828 01:39:15,916 --> 01:39:19,333 ♪ I'm so stoked I was held back in third grade ♪ 1829 01:39:19,416 --> 01:39:22,208 [Jayda] ♪ Okay, okay So we will not invite Cara ♪ 1830 01:39:22,291 --> 01:39:23,875 [Skyler] ♪ Oh my God, I hate her ♪ 1831 01:39:23,958 --> 01:39:27,083 -[Jayda] ♪ Sabrina's kind of cool ♪ -[Skyler] ♪ We do not do fourth-graders ♪ 1832 01:39:27,166 --> 01:39:30,666 -[Jayda] ♪ We make a list of friends? ♪ -[Skyler] ♪ Yes, with no weirdos on it ♪ 1833 01:39:31,166 --> 01:39:33,000 -[Jayda] What about Summer? -[Logan] She's nice. 1834 01:39:33,083 --> 01:39:34,041 [Skyler] Uh, vomit. 1835 01:39:35,541 --> 01:39:38,625 [Kabir] ♪ Last year of elementary school ♪ 1836 01:39:38,708 --> 01:39:41,500 ♪ This is the year people talk to me ♪ 1837 01:39:41,583 --> 01:39:45,041 ♪ The year someone says, "How are you?" ♪ 1838 01:39:45,125 --> 01:39:48,041 ♪ It's been three years Since I joined the school ♪ 1839 01:39:48,125 --> 01:39:50,375 ♪ I'm due I'd say I'm due ♪ 1840 01:39:50,458 --> 01:39:53,250 [male singer] ♪ We think you're due too ♪ 1841 01:39:53,333 --> 01:39:55,416 -[alarm clock beeping] -[Cole W.] ♪ Five more minutes ♪ 1842 01:39:55,500 --> 01:39:57,625 [smart speaker] ♪ Okay, five more minutes ♪ 1843 01:39:58,166 --> 01:40:01,791 [Mia] ♪ I just can't wait to go back It's the first school day ♪ 1844 01:40:01,875 --> 01:40:05,500 ♪ And both Mom and Dad are gonna take me there ♪ 1845 01:40:06,541 --> 01:40:10,000 ♪ That's not allowed in the house Is what the lawyers say ♪ 1846 01:40:10,083 --> 01:40:14,916 ♪ But he gives me a big hug Right on the front stairs ♪ 1847 01:40:15,958 --> 01:40:18,750 -[alarm clock beeping] -[Cole W.] ♪ Five more minutes ♪ 1848 01:40:18,833 --> 01:40:22,125 [Mr. Wiseki] ♪ Cole, you have to get up On your own this year ♪ 1849 01:40:22,208 --> 01:40:25,083 -[Cole W.] ♪ Five more minutes ♪ -[Mr. Wiseki] ♪ Okay, five more minutes ♪ 1850 01:40:25,166 --> 01:40:26,833 [smart speaker] Way to be strong, Dad. 1851 01:40:27,875 --> 01:40:32,875 [Eli] ♪ Lessening They say my nut allergies are lessening ♪ 1852 01:40:34,708 --> 01:40:41,083 ♪ Once the immune boosters kick in I can try the kung pao chicken ♪ 1853 01:40:42,166 --> 01:40:45,375 [Mrs. Salinas] ♪ Welcome, fifth graders Go right through this door ♪ 1854 01:40:45,458 --> 01:40:50,250 ♪ 'Cause this year your homerooms Are on the second floor ♪ 1855 01:40:50,333 --> 01:40:51,541 [Cole H.] The big time! 1856 01:40:52,375 --> 01:40:54,583 [Mrs. Salinas] ♪ Please don't step On the kindergartners ♪ 1857 01:40:54,666 --> 01:40:57,250 [kindergartners chattering chaotically] 1858 01:40:57,333 --> 01:41:00,458 [Zane] ♪ Last year Of sleeping with a night light ♪ 1859 01:41:00,541 --> 01:41:03,750 [Jayda] ♪ Last year Of not spelling "dessert" right ♪ 1860 01:41:03,833 --> 01:41:06,750 [Anthony] ♪ Last year Of dominating recess ♪ 1861 01:41:06,833 --> 01:41:09,750 [Mia] ♪ Last year Of T-shirts with a princess ♪ 1862 01:41:09,833 --> 01:41:12,791 -[Eli] ♪ Mom's food at lunchtime ♪ -[Cole H.] ♪ Pockets filled with slime ♪ 1863 01:41:12,875 --> 01:41:16,583 -[Cole W.] ♪ Of temporary tattoos ♪ -[Summer] ♪ Of dyeing my Bichon blue ♪ 1864 01:41:16,666 --> 01:41:19,541 [all kids] ♪ Last year And what we do in grade five ♪ 1865 01:41:19,625 --> 01:41:26,500 ♪ Will decide the rest of our lives ♪ 1866 01:41:27,000 --> 01:41:30,000 -[song ends] -[drone humming] 1867 01:41:31,750 --> 01:41:35,916 -[indistinct chattering] -[kindergartner babbles, thuds] 1868 01:41:36,000 --> 01:41:37,791 [continues babbling]