Boss
Fatso, it it it's me
To...to...tonight, Man Man...
Slow down, idiot
Manchester United, to win! Thirty-thousand
Boss, I really don't understand
Why do you like keeping this idiot around
look at him
Bar Bar Barcelona, to win 2:0
He talks like a DJ scratching
-3-0 banker. - You know nothing.
I like him because he's an idiot
You see, they all look like they have something up their sleeve
An idiot is good. Idiots are loyal
Boss, tea with milk
Have you put sugar in?
Three?
I've put two and one-third
Hey, taxi
Go!
Boss, I've caught these two bastards finally
They didn't return the money, even tried to run
Brother Man-tik, please tell them to stop. It hurts
I'll return the money once I have it
You don't need to return the money
Really? Then we shall go now
Say thank you to Brother Man-tik
- Thanks, Brother Man-tik. - We shall go now.
Kneel down
I haven't finished
You borrow something for me in return, then we are even steven
What can I lend you?
Lend me your wife to work as a prostitute for three years, I'll return to you after that
Then I borrow your kidney
Don't
Don't worry. I am here
Brother Man-tik, you got nothing if you borrow my kidney
Cause I have kidney failure.
However I have no objection if my wife turns tricks for you
- You just take her. - Damn you.
No. You got me wrong
He wants to bark you, not me
Don't make me mad
or I'll take both of your kidneys
Don't.
I am going back to sell all my assets to return your money
Don't bother
You're better off working as a prostitute yourself.
No more bullshit.
You work as a prostitute now and I cut your kidney out as well
No. Both my kidneys are useless
But her kidneys are in good condition and she has big boobs
Her whole body is useful
Bastard
You have an aa-ass for a bb-brain...
I'll kill you if you don't go
- No. - Is it, boss?
Boss, it's the interest we collected this week
Have then cleaned up and wait for me
- Don't. - You are useless.
I don't have kidney, really
Why don't you just beat me up now
Boss, sources said someone will come and rob our money
We won't get any news if someone is coming
Do you think it's advertisement?
I have dozens of people here. Do I look afraid?
By the way, where is my car? Has it arrived yet?
The car has all all almost arrived
Help, number 2 just got shot
Boss, there are thousands of people out there
They are going to cut off my arm. Run!
Boss, take the money and go
They are in the back alley. Go after them!
What are you doing?
- Run, leave it. - Out of my way.
Run, boss.
Godfrey, what happen to you?
- Come over here. - Things don't look good here.
What's wrong with him?
If someone is still after us, block them for me
- Me? - If you don't end up dead tomorrow,
You will be my right hand man
Thanks, boss.
- Take some money. - No, thanks.
One hundred dollar. Keep it safe
Who hit me?
Who just hit you?
I am holding the chair, who else?
Bastard, you have been pretending to be an idiot and following me for months,
and you are after my money after all
Go to hell.
Explain yourself
Beware of your eyes
Number 2 got shot
Boss, there are thousands of people out there
They are going to cut off my arm. Run!
Go to hell
My sister and her husband died last year cause you removed their kidneys
Do you still remember?
How can I remember
Selling him as a gigolo
He has got one already
Every family has their difficulties
I gotta say I'm sorry
I'll leave you the gigolo and take the money
A loan shark got his ass kicked,
pinned full of "I owe yous"
He is being hanged under the street lamp of Hung To Road
Send someone here immediately or he'll die
He really looks like a roast duck this time
See how funny he is
People love riches, but have to get it the right way
We are the Robin Hoods of the underworld
The people we've helped
called us bandit warriors
This is my father. People called him Benz
However he has never driven a Benz
This is his nephew
My cousin, Karl
Me? People called me Cool
My mom is in the third phase of liver cancer treatment
I've put her in a rehab clinic in Dongguan
The dangerous money I earn
are for her medical expenses
We've just met my step brother, Lionel.
He is here, too
Honey
Uncle, brother
- You here too. - Yes.
What is today's date? How come everyone is here
- And you bring white flowers. - Karl.
Don't call me Karl
I'm called the one and only, G-Dragon now
I miss you so I come and bring you some herbal medicine for you
What? Are you feeling guilty about something?
You're insane
- You got a new girlfriend? - Don't be silly
What are you afraid of? I can't use anyway
I spend as I earn
I have good news to tell you
We can schedule a time for your liver transplant
The whole family can go for a trip all together
Really? That's great, kid
Why don't you two find a decent job?
You shouldn't say that.
We've been robbing the rich for the poor. What's wrong with fighting for justice?
So you say you are self sufficient, tough guys. Then go jump off the IFC
You two and uncle should visit mom more often
I've already settled the six-month's worth of hospital expenses
What happened to your eye?
Nothing. It was a laser operation
Stitches come out next week. Don't worry
Stay safe!
There is a parcel
My good friend, I'm back!
Please call me, Ken
It makes noises
Buddy Benz, I thought you were ignoring me
I just left home for a few days
How long have you been back?
Just two to three days
It's my birthday today. My students want to celebrate with me
So I've invited all my friends
You should come too
Of course. Where abouts in Macau?
The invitation has the address
Your whole family should come. See you later?
No problem. See you tonight
Why are you so excited, dad? Who is he?
I've mentioned to you
that I have a sworn brother before
I once saved his life
People call him the Magic Hand,
a master gambler named Ken
Is he that great?
Absolutely
He is already world reknowed over than ten years ago
You know that big group in Las Vegas
also hired him as Chief Security Consultant
There hasn't been a person like him for decades
who can cheat without being caught in his casinos
He also has a unique skill
He can tell all 52 cards by touch
Really?
I believe people do that with Mahjong tiles
But if you say with poker cards, I...
You two had never watched Godzilla pee either
Come with me to Macau tonight to see an eye opener
You can see Godzilla pee in Macau?
You didn't know that?
It must be huge. It's Godzilla
Welcome to The Venetian
If this Ken is that great
Why didn't he invite you to Las Vegas
but here in Macau?
You think people can just invite me where they want?
I am very arrogant
Go and check if the car had arrived yet
The explanation is so far-fetched
His legs would shake even if he stands at the balcony
If you told him to take the plane,
I worry that he may wet his pants
You sound right
Sorry!
Are you blind?
Have you stared enough?
Pick it up for me
Miss
I know my brother is a handsome man,
but he is just a handsome idiot
Stop staring at him
Right. He'll beat you up if you atare too long
But you may look at me
Because my mom has always told me
that although I am short, I make up for it in the looks department
Sorry. Your mom lied to you obviously
Stop hitting on girls. The car is arriving
Join me
You see that. Girls these days
doesn't mind if you are handsome,
but they are impetuous if you have luxury car
- I am really funny. - Let's go. impetuous.
Oh, my Goddess
This car is not for you. That one is yours
You're kidding?
- We've arrived. - Get off the pedicab. Go.
Uncle Benz, I am Master Ken's protege, Kit
Master Ken is expecting you. This way, please
Okay
Look. He sent someone for me specifically
You can be so naive
Please!
Thank you
Where is everybody?
Is he really your good friend?
Does this guy even know you?
What's up?
Benz,
how can you be so naive after all these years?
Ken had never contacted you for more than ten years
Can you really tell from just one phone call?
Don't you dare hassell Brother Man-dik
You have got a set of balls on your kid
Buddy. I stake my own claims...
This has nothing to do with anyone else.
Just let them go.
If you can get out of here after I skin you like a pig
- I'll let you go. - Buddy
What about my foreskin?
Stop egging him on, start begging
Dad, something is wrong...
Uncle, we will fight them tooth and nail
Don't beg him
Let them go. Do as you wish with me...
Get up, dad. He is just kidding
Bingo
Buddy Benz, you really willing to do whatever I want?
You cheeky bastard, almost fooled me
I did...so?
Here are $3million chips to calm you down...
As compensation. Spend it all for me tonight!
I don't want the gold
You don't want the gold?
I don't want the silver
You don't want the silver. So what do you want?
I just want a rod
I don't want gold, I don't want silver
I just want a rod
To safeguard this rice field. I'm happy even I'm poor
I hold your waist, you hold my waist
Make the birds fly away
The rice waives lightly and looks like stealing a gaze
Buddy Benz, wish you a long life
It's your birthday today
What could come between old buddies like us
Buddy Benz, what are you singing?
You kids know nothing
We sang this song to get chicks when we were young
That's right
www.rockyli.com
Rocky Li
lam Ken's secretary. My name is Susan
I come back from the US with him
Susan had been helping me for more than ten years
People would think I am old if you introduce me this way
I had almost forgotten. My son, Cool
My nephew, Karl
Nice to meet you
You do have sharp eyes
We've been setting up this con for a long time but you saw through it
I only made a wild guess. My dad said you are a great conman
Don't listen to him
Darling
Goddess
Darling
Happy birthday!
They seem close, as close as two people can be
This is Karl
Cool. Rainbow
Uncle Benz
What happen to him?
You do this with Ken. I don't have any chance
So unlucky
Cousin, I want a hug, too
Stop. Stand still
Don't come any closer. I won't be able to catch you
Cousin, long time no see. Thank you
And this is?
This is my boyfriend, Ma Sheung-fat
He does big business
- Hi, Mr. Ma. - I hate smokers.
Buddy Ken
I heard that you've never lost a game
You won't lose if you don't gamble
I'm much better than you
I gamble every day in Taiwan and I have never lost
You give me that nickname
Use it if you like it so much...
That's not very nice. I should at least beat you once
I can play if you want
Who are you? I pay my respects to celebrate your birthday today
Don't think of going if you don't play a few games with me
You can't afford to cause trouble in here
Kit, it's my birthday today so let's keep it a peaceful okay
How much do you have?
Not much.
I only have 5 million credit limit in this hotel
Good. Fighting Landlords is quite popular now. Just one game
- Susan. - What's up?
To whom should we donate the money
if I win this game?
Rural Children's Poverty Fund
Let's do it. This way please
Okay
Don't make trouble in here
Go away, fatso
You look like a peach
Do you think I am really into you?
I just used you, fatso
Buddy Ken, how can we fight the Landlord with just the two of us?
We are surrounded by prestigious guests tonight. You can have your pick
Whatever they lose is on me
I will take this bone head
Yes buddy, you
- Why me? - Because you are a bone head
Thank you
Who deals first?
Pretty girl right there
I don't know how to deal cards
That's my plan, go ahead and deal
Buddy, come here
- Mr. Ma - What is it?
Why not make things interesting
The loser has to finish the entire tray of Chinese birthday buns
Have you had breakfast yet?
Not yet
Take it away
Thank you
I will be the Landlord
I'll break, how about you?
I don't even have an Ace in hand, what the hell, break!
Dummy!
Unbreak, times 8
Wow, 3 queens, nice!
Triple 8
Glad that I have triple 9
How about triple 7
Triple 7 can't do
Triple 3 can
You need one more
Bomb, stupid!
I guess I bombed too, with Four Kings
Can I fold?
Do you have any?
No, I don't
Let me give you this round old man
That's nice of you
Let's start from something small. Triple 10
Young DOV
Don't push if you aren't holding
Be careful, you might bomb too
Then I pass
Four Queens, Bomb
You are bombing like you are enjoying it
Everyone, 4-Ace
I saw it, old man
Nuke!
Table is yours to call
Straight
- What are you yelling for? - What are you doing?
You just have two cards left, I am calling for sure
Do you still have any?
Yes!
Any more?
Show me if you dare
All gone. Give me a tissue to wipe this off
I knew you were one of us
Mr. Ma, 3 double bets, 8 Bombs,
5 million doesn't seem to cover it
Anyways, on behalf of the kids I thank you
Don't forget to finish all the birthday buns, Mr. Unlucky
You're done
How unlucky are you...
I am worst off than you are
You are good
Don't go before you eat them all
Eat, I will eat
You guys listening to all this applause?
It was Ken and your goddess who set this up
They did?
At least I didn't have stage fright
You are alright in my book, sit down
lam so bored...
I want that bear
Ken would give anything you want
Wouldn't it be more special if you give it to me?
Why me?
Because you look dumb enough...
Thank you
Why are you looking at me? I told you to call my stylist to help you
Now she is calling you dumb, come fix your hair with me
Hong KONG
D.O.A. Tower
Dear Guests,
please leave all your electrical devices and self-defensive weapons
Why are you searching me?
Just let our security staff handle this okay
Thank you for your cooperation
Boss, it's almost time
I think all the guests should be arriving in 5 minutes
Well done
- Mr. Ricky. - Hey, my friend Ricky.
Hi, Mr. Ko
Long time no see
Have a seat
Mr. Ko, I just got a message
Mr. Sergio was held under Brazil customs' custody.
He couldn't be here tonight
It's alright. I can go to Brazil one of these days
Mr. Phillip
- Hi. Mr. Phillip. - Mr Ko.
Wait
Mr Ko
What's been up with you?
You keep taking leaves. Are you sick?
I'm fine, Mr. Ko
Most of their money has been credited
Okay- Very good!
How are you?
You watching the match?
You show up now? You know what time it is?
I should have gotten here earlier
I ask you all here to watch the penalty
I want to show you that how D.O.A. operates
There is no signal inside at all
They are blocking all frequencies right now
This room is completely sealed
I think the only way is to film the actual layout
and then sneak out the video feed
Gang leaders from all the 12 countries are here tonight
If the senior permits
we can take them all down
Others are not critical
Our ultimate catch is Mr. Ko
I have worked for Ko for 4 years
His money laundering methods differ every time
Without any decipherable patterns
He has laundered more than 20 billion just in America
I've been working that team for 18 months
but they still don't let me join
the meeting tonight
We can only count on Lionel
You will see the Italian soccer player
who will miss this penalty
He missed
When his therapist massaged for him,
he came in contact with our secret liquid agent
It diminishes the explosiveness of his muscles
But this ingredient will be neutralized by the acidity inside the body itself
So it can't be traced even he tests his urine afterwards
I want that medicine
Our lab has a lot of liquids of different functions
We can share everything if we work together
Ko, how shall we work together?
Our D.O.A. Group is the most professional
money laundering group in the world
We have transferred over 20 billion dollars in Asia region
We have assisted our friend in South America
to transfer over 10 billion asset from America
Our way of laundering is extremely complicated
It is virtually untracable...
So all of you can feel safe
and secure handing me your investments
It's not only safe but effective as well
I can also share any of the
newly released medicines we have developed
from our lab in North Europe
We also provide you
with the results of sports events beforehand
as a gesture of good faith to you
Of course the commission for me is relatively higher
5%
- Too much. - That's expensive.
But I can assure you that it's 100% safe
The Chinese police and Interpol agent had been investigating me for 4 years
They are still far from gaining a single clue
Cheers
Lionel is the undercover
Open the door
We can't let you pass without Mr. Ko's order.
What are you doing?
Ladies and gentlemen, I think you all had enough food and drinks already
It's the climax of tonight. Lucky draw!
This lucky draw is very special. You get to make the draw yourselves
First of all, the Benz's family. Please come up
Great
Buddy Benz. Thank you. You draw first
- This must be the star of Bow Cui Jewelary? - Cause you are the oldest.
- It worth over 10 million. - Toss it.
Triple 8, golden stool
Looks like you got the touch tonight
So much gold. Is it real?
It's chocolate
And a rod, made by gold
You sit down and try
- Nephew. - Yes.
- Your turn. - Let me do it.
Number 78. What is it?
78, it's a good stuff.
This is an antique of the Qing Dynasty. It's a silver ball
Even though it is under warranty, still, be careful
It's so precious. I shall reserve it for you
But I want the 8 hundred thousand right here
- Maybe next time. Boy, your turn. - What is it?
His silver ball.
Feels so bouncy
Shall I give it to you?
What number?
520, a teddy bear
Pretty
Prettier than Anita Yuen
It's big and cute
Boy, I don't have anything to do after I retire
Come and see my daughter, Rainbow, when you have time
Applause
Congratulations
Cousin, it should be your turn
Where are you going?
Come on up. Don't be shy
I am here to support you. Where is it?
Where is Officer Lee?
Ok, I'll ask him to come
Who else I can trust?
The 3 million is enough for your mom's cancer treatment overseas
Glad that you still have her in mind
Of course I should spend money to cure her cancer with the money that I win here
I'm hungry
Let me cook some noodle for you
Let's go out and eat
I feel like lobster tonight
How can we get lobster in the restaurant we usually go
Congee would do
I'm not gonna eat congee again
But you haven't eaten for whole day
So what?
You will have a bad belly if you eat lobster without eating anything. Just go!
Will my stomach have problem if I eat lobster without eating anything?
I don't dare eating breakfast on an empty stomach
That was not for us
He was the one who said it
No fancy dish compares to this bowl of congee
Is it actually dried shrimp. Aren't you treating me to lobster?
Your belly will hurt if you eat lobster now
Forget it. Smoke?
You know I don't smoke
And you say you're not interested in goddess
She said she hates men who smoke
So you quit immediately. Is that right?
And he meant to draw the teddy bear for her
I treasure our friendship but you don't
How can you are so unreasonable?
Of course I am. You are interested in my goddess
I am not
I won't believe in you unless you smoke
You are sick
Ok. I will smoke one if you won't
I'll smoke three cigarettes in a row each time, about a hundred times a day
If I get cancer it's on you
Are you two serious?
I won't act like him
What do you feel when you smoke three cigarettes at once?
Feel like I want to quit
That should be enough. You ignore me even I cough like this
What do you want?
What? Don't be misled by his good looks...
He is drunk
Sorry, he drank too much
Let's go
He's got a gun, that cheeky bastard
Boss, over there
How is it? Are you gonna die?
- Let's sit down before you cry. - Are you insane?
He has a gun, you should hold back
He knocked my tooth out
How come you have such a big tooth?
It's my wisdom tooth that hasn't grown
I like it so much
The other one is gonna fall soon
Siu Wan, I really miss you
Aren't you Ken?
Uncle Wah, what a present surprise
It's been more than 10 years
Almost that long
- Have you moved back to Macau? - Yes.
What makes you here today?
I am meeting an old girlfriend. Do you recognize her?
- Siu Wan, your first love. - Of course.
Right, first love
I called her last night
Her voice is still sexy
She is even sexier right now
- Really? Really. - Here she is.
Where is she?
Who are you?
She...
My love in old times
Your turn
We have so much in common
We love each other and are very intimate
You
We love and trust each other
We lean on each other under the moon with flowers around
You
We are so pleased that we have this fate
We love each other and want to stay together
You
Can I pass?
Okay!
We are loyal and make engagement
Those feelings of mine are floating back
This was our favourite song
Ken, you haven't changed a bit
Yes, Miss Siu
Not Miss Siu, call me Wan-wan
He called me Wan-wan
Wan? I just feel a bit dizzy now
Ah, do you still remember we went to Hac Sa Beach that year?
So you want the same thing, am I right?
I was so shy back then
lam so shy so I didn't give you
I regreted it when I got home
Listen to me, it was the right thing to do
I would have regreted it if you had
What for?
But it's okay
I've kept it until now
I keep it for you
It's been tens of years. It should have rusted
No rust, it haven't been used
However, I'm grown up now
I'm not that shy anymore
I'm ready now. I can give it to you any time
Can you give it to charity?
Don't make fun. Why shall I give it to charity?
- Come on, give a kiss. - No, no.
Officer Lee
- Buddy Ken. - What a coincident.
I am looking for you
Who is this guy?
Police
What is happening?
I'm selling drug
You're here at right time. Take me
This is Macau Police, Buddy Ha
Hi, Buddy Ha. Let's go back together
Wan, you have to come to the police station to bail me out
- Do you know him? - Your friend
Crazy, we just shared a table
- Let's go. - Someone wants to see you.
It's not important whoever wanna see me
- As long as I am away from her. - Who is she?
My mom's cousin
Zhuhai
You bring me to Zhuhai and then to the rooftop
You are not going to throw me off the roof are you?
And this is...
China police, Lok Chi-man
China police, Hong Kong police, Macau police
What a team. Looks like it's something hard to handle
Buddy Ken
Save it. I don't want to listen
Just listen up since you are here already
I see you have bought my favourite brand
No need to light it. I just like to smell
I know you are dying to, so just go ahead and tell me
There is a fund foundation, namely, DOA.
It is actually the world's biggest money laundering organization
Mr. Ko is the one behind it
I heard about him.
No casino in America will allow him entry
We've arranged undercover in his group for a long time
There was a breakthrough a few days ago
The undercover had used a fake eye
to record the conference
between him and the 12 mafia bosses
Sounds like you have it covered
It's a pity that it didn't reach us in time
We can only find his body
He has been tortured before he died
That's why we suspect the fake eye
was not on Mr. Ko's hand at the end,
but hidden by the undercover
I don't know how I can help
There is nothing I can do for you
Mr. Ko is already in Macau
He's very arrogant
Thinks he's the smartest person in the world
and thinks he's unbeatable
We want you to approach him, defeat him then humiliate him
Shake up his world to his core
He will show his weakness when he plans his revenge
We can work together to arrest him
You are actually an undercover, too
Looks like I am the one protecting you
You have good skills
You are too young to be a ranking officer
You look just as pretty in real life as your picture
I'll contact you after I have made up my mind
Hey, Where is my wallet?
You've become smarter. Your wife could lose a few pounds
Don't worry, we are Macau brothers
Haven't stolen yours. Goodbye
Did he steal my money?
Yes
He is not only the "Magic Hand" but also got a magic mouth
I heard about this guy before
Rainbow, there is a boy looking for you
Hi
Why you?
I am here to give you this teddy bear
I am here anyway, you should at least treat me with an egg tart
Okay
I showed my interest very obviously already
She did just treat me a Portugal egg tart
What should I do, cousin
I've tried my best and I've even given you the teddy bear
No, I think she likes you actually
She would if she doesn't have a crush on you
So from now on,
you have to behave like an asshole
as wretched as possible
She will then turn her focus towards me
- What are we in a Korean soap? - They are okay I guess.
I am human, too. I also have feelings
You are here? Why don't you go in and take a seat?
Rainbow told me to leave after having the egg tart
- How about you? - I am here for you, master.
Hold it
Nephew, honestly,
my wife died while she was in her prime
All I knew was how to earn a quick buck when I was young
I never spend any quality time with my daughter
I pity her, she has become a little eccentric to say the least
She just likes jumping around alone at home
You know I don't have time to care about her as I travel around
And now you say you want to learn from me
You should spend your free time with her
I think you know what I am saying
- Boy. - Yes, Buddy Ken.
Do you like to dye your hair?
Yes!
Don't dye your hair too much
According to The Journal of the American Medical Association,
the PPD used in most common dyes will damage your hair follicle,
which also affects our balls. It kills sperm
Are you serious?
The two balls you got luckily in the lucky draw,
-the one that has warranty. - Yes.
But yours aren't under warrenty
You are kidding. What about women who dye their hair?
It gets worse. it kills the egg cell
Kills the egg cell?
Come in and have a seat
Boy, it's the misfortune of our family
She is jumping around again several times a day
I find it endearing really
Churchill, good boy
Darling, how can you do this?
Why do you like to keep him waiting outside?
Daddy, this person has not even zipped up his pants
How dare I let him in?
Do I need to zip it up?
- I hadn't noticed. - Thank you
Buddy Ken, not many people have the ceiling of that high now
I bought this place a long time ago
It used to be a library of Portuguese history
I've re-renovated it to be my home
It's pretty good. Come and have a look
Just a minute, there are many trapped doors in there
You two better don't walk around
Go to hell
This one is nice
Boy, come here. Show us what your dad taught you
Darling, come here
13, I am the banker
OK
There are a lot of Chinese philosophies hidden in the game of Mahjong
Before you learn to win, you must learn to lose
9 wan
What's up?
Earthly Hand combo!
Winner winner, chicken dinner
See he only wins once,
You got motor skill problems...
Nonsense.
Wong Jing is the best director...
I urge him to keep making fils into his 90's
Even if he never lose his big belly.
I love, I love, I love, I love Wong Jing.
Buddy Karl. Come and have a look.
What's up?
-It's a bust! - Are you kidding me?
With a pair of 1 wan, you will need a 2, 5 or 8
With a pair of 8 wan, you will need a 1, 4 or 7
3 or 6 wan is a double header,
The only one you can't win with is 9 wan
That is so cruel. A definite bust.
If you want to be my protégé,
I am not here to teach you how to win,
but I am teaching you how to be a man
Many young people want to win big just on their own merits
I won't congratulate you even you win. Why?
Cos soon, you will be chasing the big bets, the bigger angles
Your could your bank roll cleaned out at any moment
Actually the most important thing in Mahjong is winning
Winning small doesn't compare to cleaning house
but what you want is to build a win streak
it accumulates into big winnings, you get me?
No wonder they call you the "Magic Hand"
When will you take me as your protégé?
Not until you have a very good reason
Or if you can beat me at least once
- I'll try then. -C)k.
Let's both draw a card and see who wins
Youth before wisdom
Master, there is no bigger card than the ace of spade
Hang on
How do you know before I even draw?
Looks like I got you this time...
It looks that way
I didn't want to be that mean
How mean is it?
You lose because you are way too careless
You called my dad with your cell phone
so I could get all your personal information
including 6 of your accounts worldwide
as well as the Swiss account that keeps most of your money
I've hacked them all
If I press this button,
I can erase you from the face of the earth
You are really mean
You are really an expert in hacking
But something is still missing
What is it?
That bit is missing
You wanted a quick fix, computers won't help you
You lack talent kid, just forget it
You can just take me as your protégé, Buddy Ken
Spend your energies on chasing girls, you have the face for it
Daughter, the weather is pretty nice outside
Let's go swimming. Let's go
This is your last chance
I want you to use those cards to build me a card pyramid
At least 2 storeys high
This will test your endurance and precision of your hands
If you pass, then you can call me master
Go
Go get your stomach looked at, an injection might help
How come you don't have any hair, weirdo?
Daddy, do you want some ice-cream?
The 4 flavor combo looks delicious
Let me introduce you two
I am Ko. The president of D.O.A. Group
Mr. Ko, do you have a name?
My given names are "Mis-ter". So my name is Mis-ter Ko
You remind me of an old schoolmate. His name was Sme-lly Sau...
We usually called him
Smelly
No wonder it's so smelly in here
You should be called smelly
Who pocked me?
4 flavor ice-cream combo
Magic Hand Ken, who claimed himself invincible
I hope I will see you in the charity gamble banquet tomorrow night
Help. I can't swim
Darling, go save him now
Help
I can't swim either, you safe him
Help
Hold on. Let me change my bikini first.
You are great, cousin
You are good at building the card pyramid. How long did you spend?
I'm gonna kill you
Buddy Ken, is there night-time ferry?
No need to go, both of you
Come down
I am going to a charity banquet tomorrow night
You two help me to guard my house
Come and let me show you something
He only shows you if he likes you
Take off your glasses
What can you see?
Infra-red
You are really smart
The counter strike system will be triggered
once the infra-red senses anything. You got that?
Never wander around at night
If we ever get attacked by bad guys
and you can't find any weapons, what would you do?
I have this
- Goodnight. - Good night, Buddy Ken.
- Goodnight, darling. - Goodnight.
- Karl. - Yes.
- You may wake up now. -C)k.
Shall we go back to our room? Sure.
Where are you going?
Go play with her
No way. Let me teach you
You will sleep in the yard tonight
Stay there untill you are shaking like a leaf
she'll pity you and bring you to her room to sleep instead
Right. I'm going now
Boss, I got it
Lionel had a stepfather
who lives in the street where we grabbed him that night
So why don't you go back and look for him?
Don't worry. I'm at his home already
Did he say anything?
I know nothing
He said he knows nothing no matter how much we asked
You know what to do then
Uncle, this is the truth serum used by the USSR
You have to bear the consequence
after we inject it into your body
I really don't know
- Hi, Mr. Shek. - Hi.
Long time no see. How are you?
All the celebrities of Hong Kong and Macau
are here at the charity gamble banquet
Master, your presence will add brighten up the event
I don't do well with praises, I get big headed
Master,
all the wins and losses
will be donated to charity tonight
Miss, how can I help you?
I want to play this one,
but I don't know how to win.
Have you been to a convenient shop?
Convenient shop?
Seven Eleven?
Right, Seven Eleven.
- How about starting with a small bet. - Ok.
Come on
Seven
Yes, seven!
Have you decided?
I met him just yesterday, but I guess we will duel it out tonight
He is a ruthless player.You better be careful
I got it
How about upping the ante?
Okay!
Blow...
Eleven
Yes, eleven
You are so lucky
Buddy Kit and his people go there
OK
See you later
I was just having some fun with her, what's wrong?
Her?
She is wearing something backless
You are not as good, can't see anything
Fine
You don't have to be serious...
I'm just kidding
Beware not to let your breasts catch a cold
Breasts will sag if they catch a cold
Sag?
Master, Mr. Ko is here
Ken, we meet again
I must say you look great today
You also look great
Ken, you seldom come to these evens
Why do you say that?
I think you borrowed your suit from a friend?
The sleeves are too short and the trousers don't fit
and the shoes, they look uncomfortable...
You know everything
Mr. Ko, were you from a poor family?
Why do you say so?
As a chairman of a fund,
you have brought in so many donations...
Either you lack the confidence,
or you want to buy people's approval of you
There are so many hotties in this ballroom tonight
One condom isn't gonna be enough. You can have it back
The money is mine but this isn't
I don't use it
It's mine. It's for you
I think this bottle of massage oil should be yours, then?
Excuse me
The number you have dialed cannot be reach at the moment
Please try again later
What are you doing?
Please place your bets
Player, 8 points. Banker, 9 points. Banker wins
Ken,
you're very courteous
It's just a charity competition, why so serious?
Ken was once seen as unbeatable, invincible
If I am the first one that beat Ken completely,
it will be my pleasure
The honor is mine...
Go ahead and deal
Player, 9 points. Banker, 9 points. Draw
We've already unhinged the system outside
We need 10 more minutes for the one inside
Go on
You're not happy now?
You don't talk to me
Are you in a bad mood?
I haven't been able to reach my dad for two days
My brother is missing too
Don't you think it's a bit strange?
That's how a teddy bear should look like
Player, 9 points. Banker, 9 points. Draw
Something happened at home. Look!
Go to downstairs and wait for me
No way, this is the teddy bear you gave me
Don't run away
Follow me
This is a surveillance camera
There must be something important inside. You keep it safe
No wonder this teddy bear is a little bit strange
Player, 9 points. Banker, 9 points. Draw
It's been 29 times that we draw
I should have bet for a draw
Excuse me. I have to go now
Ken, we haven't got a winner after 29 games
How can you leave?
How about this, we play one more game
If you win, I'll donate extra 2 hundred million. How does that sound?
2 hundred million?
Master, if you go now,
people would look down on us
Ok, give me 4 new sets of cards
Lionel has a step brother
He came to Macau to visit Ken two days ago
Intelligence Bureau said Mr. Ko's hit man, Ghost Eyes, also arrived here in Macau
They may make a diversion
No wonder Mr. Ko keeps holding Ken and doesn't allow him to leave
Do you need backup, then?
Don't alert them. I'll go to Ken's home first
You notify Buddy Ha and we all stand by
After you
I'll take it then
Ken, you'll definitely lose this time
I guess your hole card should be 10
I've remembered all the cards when I shuffled them just now
Let me take a look
Bingo, you are right
But it's enough for winning
My hole card should also be 10
Looks like you are right...
Sorry that I'll make you lose all you got this time
9 plus 11 got no point
Do you feel dizzy?
Mr. Ko, thanks for your 2 hundred million
Goodbye
Don't stop me
How come you are just like your dad
both of you are so useless
How dare you touch him
I've touched him already
What? Want revenge?
You think you got what it takes to beat me?
I think you should have a chat with your brother in hell
Give me your brother's fake eye if you want to live
You need to greet the god when you go into a temple
and you need to greet people when you go into a house
At least a courtesy call if you are coming in
I am here to kill
You think you can handle it?
Try!
OK, come on
You want try again?
Churchill
Godzilla is peeing!
Don't be afraid. He is Cool.
Don't you remember?
Don't be afraid
What's up, Buddy Ha?
- Officer Lee. - Buddy Ken.
Buddy Ken, sorry.
I didn't protect your daughter well
Don't say that. I should thank you
Please don't say that
You are Mr. Ko's enemy right now
He won't let you off that easy
- Word is cheap. - You should cooperate with us
I know what I should do
If I found that thing
I'll give it to Buddy Ha. Take care
Ken
What does he want, actually?
He wants to revenge by himself
She couldn't even remember me
Give her a little more time
That group of people is here for my brother's fake eye
I did give it to Rainbow
Dad
- Go. - Stop eating.
Go!
Don't eat. Look at me
Look at me. What happened?
It hurts. Headache
Why would it hurt all of a sudden?
It just does, my head hurts
Dad
Boss
I've been saying the most Miss Lok
is the most charming girl in this company
You said I am charming
You are forgeting my impeccable work performance
You are really humorous, Miss Lok
You overpraised me, boss
Come and have a chat
DO you play golf?
I was. But I stopped playing after 80 strokes
I am afraid the others would lose face
Are you interested to join our core team?
Of course I am
Let's have a dinner tonight
Boss, thanks for inviting me
so that I can enjoy this nice wine
You have to wear this ring at night
I've put some truth serum in it
Be careful and watch the dose. It is fatal if you overdose it
I got it
Cheers
Miss Lok
Lorraine, if I tell you one of my eyes is fake
which one do you think?
Are you kidding me? I think both of your eyes are real
Actually both of them are fake
I am the one who don't see things through
Actually there is one very charming girl
has been by my side for a long time
I should have pursued you long time ago
Boss, you are really funny
You don't want to pursue me at all
Otherwise you would tell him to join
Shall I go then?
- What happened on you? - I feel a bit...
-I... - You're sick?
Do you want me to drive you to home?
No, thanks. I can manage
You've drunk too much
Ken, we meet again
Yes, Miss Lok invited me for night snack
lam here drive her to home. Miss Lok
Mister, this is a private place
Please leave
Let's go
What are you laughing at?
At you obviously
What for?
Do you know that he wants to entice the girl to bed
Are you kidding?
He also fed her with some truth serum
- Really? - Really.
- You shut up. - Shut the hell.
You rascal
Rascal. He has known that you are an undercover long time ago
That's why he pressed to wound hardly
Is he that mean?
- He is mean. - But you're also very drunk.
You shut up.
We can't trust this scum, you know?
I have known he's scum for long
He is scum, the worst kind really
You haven't even given me last month's salary,
you know
It's not that easy to beat me
What a mess. Let's go!
I shall get going. GUYS
Take care, Buddy Ken
Goodbye, Buddy Ken
Protect Miss Lok, Buddy Ken
- Bring me to Huang Gang quickly. - Ok.
Someone will fetch me on the other end
What are you doing?
I worry that I can't control myself.
- Don't act recklessly. - I have to stay conscious.
Hold on. We will be there soon.
What are you doing?
Actually when I met you the first time,
I think you are very nice
and very cute
It's cold. Put your clothes on
Do you want to kiss me?
The scum's medicine is working
Actually when I met you the first time,
I knew you are the kind of man I like
I feel safe when I am around you
You are a successful woman. You must have a lot of admirers
You don't have to choose me
But no matter how successful a woman is...
what she wants is a man she can rely and depend on
I'm almost 60 years old, lady
I like mature guys too. I am 18 years old already
The car is here
Ken
- What's up? - Take her to hospital quickly.
- Ok. - She has taken some drugs.
- Please. - Ken.
- Goodbye. - Ken, don't go.
Don't forget me.
No, I won't
- Who's that? - Buddy Ken.
It's Karl. Something happened on Buddy Benz.
OK, I am on my way
Kit, go to Nam Long Hospital and wait for me there. Goodbye
Please spare the room for us
I would like to talk to your dad
It must be nice to lay here without a care in the world
You and I knew each other for half a century already
My daughter and your son have grown close recently
Seems that they are together already
I won't make your son suffers
Banquet, betrothal gift are all up to you
Don't get so excited. I know what to do
Of course I will take him on as my protege if he becomes my son-in-law
Don't you like my antique Benz?
You just take it if we become a family
You don't like it? We can discuss this
What? Are you trying to bluff me?
Down there?
You want me to get down on my knees?
Sorry. I've almost killed you
I will leave you guys alone
I'll visit you after I deal with this mess
I also need to arrange the betrothal between my daughter and your son
Don't think too long
I knew I would see Benz drive an actual Benz one day
Sorry for just now. Goodnight
Any news about Mr. Ko these few days?
He's throwing a yacht party this coming Saturday
All 6 leaders will be present there
One of them is a Brazilian named Sergio
Who is he?
He is the boss of the biggest allie in Rio de Janeiro
It seems that Mr. Ko has not met him yet
Can we find someone to pose as him instead?
Find someone to pose as the Brazilian boss?
Brazilian also speaks Portuguese
That's what we speak here in Macau. No biggie
I have an idea
Boy, I need your help
My friend, I reach you finally
You couldn't come last time,
I have to meet you this time
No problem. Something came up last time,
I will definitely come this time. See you on Saturday
Sergio will be here on Saturday
Are the other 5 regions ready?
Van-der from Netherlands, Ching-fung from Taiwan,
Sakata from Japan and Kim from Korea,
Samson from America will definitely be there
You better make the preparations this time
Understood
Sergio, are you satisfied with my service?
Take it easy
What the hell
Cuff him
Sorry, master. Mr. Ko pays a higher price
Damn you.
Sorry for dragging you down into this mess
Ok, you're lucky
Mr. Ko wants to see you. Move!
Move!
Boss, our VIP is here
Ladies and Gentlemen,
please give a round of applause
to welcome our "Magic Hand", Ken
Welcome
Good to see you my friend
Hey, Good to see you guy
I brought you a present
Perfect
Ken, we meet again
Why don't you untied him?
Ken, do you watch soccer games?
I seldom watch it. How about this one?
Don't rush
The game tonight is Barcelona vs Real Madrid
The result will be 1:1
Real Madrid will win and Real Madrid handicap half score
Let's watch it together
What is the woprldwide pool going into tonight's game?
Around two billion US dollar
The result for tonight's game
will be given to all the bosses
who had just joined our D.O.A. Group
as a welcome gift
What do you want?
Where is the fake eye?
If I had known,
I wouldn't have had someone pose as the Brazilian and shot it one more time
There is nothing I can do, I am betrayed by my own people
Master, this won't end well if you are up against Mr. Ko
You know I have the truth serum...
I don't worry that you don't tell the truth when I use it on you
Everybody, this is the finale performance of tonight
You will witness
the invincible "Magic Hand" of Master Ken,
Betting on the last and final game of his life
It's not very often and you don't have a chance to watch even you have money
You don't have to be so happy. We're still within the China waters
Ken, we've started our engine just when you boarded our boat
We'll reach the high seas in 15 minutes
Who can catch me when we're in the high seas?
Come on, everyone sits back
Ken, legends had it
that you can tell which card is which by touch alone?
Is it for real?
That's all rumor only, you think I'm god?
Rumor does kill. What should we do?
How you will save your daughter?
Daddy, save me
Daddy
Daddy, save me
You shouldn't involve our family
You gotta considerhonor and justice amongst us thief s
Ken, the room is filled with poisonous gas
Come save me
I'll give you 30 seconds to play Baccarat
If you can identify
and sum up the points of these two cards
You then press the result on the keyboard
If you fail,
the gas will be released and your daughter will die
Mr. Ko. I really cannot
Please let her go
I will do anything if you let her go
Ken, it's absolutely not your style
Don't spoil your image in our heart
This is the right expression
In order to increase your interest tonight
I will be the banker
Besides betting 10 million US dollars
on Real Madrid for each of you,
you can use the principals and winnings to bet one more time
If you bet our "Magic Hand" Ken, couldn't identify the numbers,
the odds is 2:1 to your favor
- I bet you'll lose idiot. - He will definitely lose.
He's gonna lose.
Ken, none of them thinks you gonna win
You have take your shot and win
Mr. Ko, as we are so happy.
Let me make a bet too
Who do you think you are?
You guys finished in here. Bring them out
Just go!
You are just a passerby
This is a classy joint
No sluts and dogs are allowed
You heard what Ken said? Get out
Ken, although I bought him in
lam the same as you
I look down on those
who betrayed their masters
Mr. Ko, I do appreciate you
You have moral injunctions of fidelity
as well as sense of propriety, justice and honesty,
but sense of shame
You are facing death and you think you can talk your way out
What are you laughing at?
You got a problem?
Ok, let's leave Ken to focus on his performance
Let's start!
Ken, the game is almost finished
We are counting on you now
Everyone is looking at you to see
if you could save your daughter,
or you let her die by your own hand
Get me out!
You can really feel it?
Look at this.
What the hell.
Look, no, no!
What's going on?
You cheat us!
Listen to me, shut up!
What's happening?
Cool, just a minute
How can you remember me?
I did not lose my memory at all
My daddy told me to pretend so in order to protect that fake eye
I've already given China Police the fake eye, you idiot
Bastard
You are actually the one who pretended Ronaldo
No wonder I found him strange
I killed your brother
I made your dad a handicapped
There is no reason for me to spare you
Actually I don't have any principles
but there is only one thing that I can't stand,
which is people who bullies my family
Ken, come out!
You can't imagine I can really identify it by touch, right
You are great
I had to go through a tough surgery for this
I need to remove my nails and insert a sensor in there
The picture will transfer to my brain directly
Just like watching TV
This technology exists?
You wouldn't know this kind of technology
Do you still think it's the LED contact lens
used in the 80s?
Why don't I know America has this technology?
Sorry, it was invented by the Indians
You are so outdated
What the hell. Why point your gun at me? Shoot him
I am a Macau police
What?
Nai Sai?
That's right. I am the Nai Sai who just scored the goal.
You can act as him?
It was me. I just drove past 5 opponents
It's special effect, idiot
Wong Jing shot it for me
Wong Jing again?
Yes, Wong Jing again.
How could you have known that we asked TVB to broadcast it
The game ended a draw and it's finished already, you idiot
Go to hell
And you think I am the unlucky one
I can fight sometimes
We are China Police. Put down your weapons and surrender now
Officer Lok, a document for you
Thank you
Leader, I just got a very important document,
I need to report to you
Why would that happen?
Because you look dumb enough
Kill him!
No more cards, right?
How do you know?
There are 52 cards in a poker,
You've dealt 49 so far
You just dealt the last 3 cards
Go to hell!
Have you ever played Fight the Landlord?
Each deck has 54 cards
2 of them are "Jokers"
You do bring your massage oil with you all the time
Ken, don't!
Enjoy!
Ken, are you ok?
I'm fine
It is the high seas, you cannot catch me
My future son-in-law had already taken care of it
He had changed the route and we've been cruising around
We are still in Chinese waters, you idiot
Take him away
We've injected him with truth serum
He'll tell whatever you want to know
- Mess with my relatives. - This is the high seas.
Under what law am I being prosecuted for?
This is the high seas
Under what grounds?
I was in a daze in the car the other day
I can't quite remember what had happened in the car
Did I say anything inappropriate?
No
Really?
I've been focusing on driving that night
I didn't pay attention to you. What did you say?
It's fine, then. I just worry that I may have said something wrong
Actually that night,
you told me that
you quite like me
No!
I was just kidding
You were in a daze that night and had a silly look on your face
You didn't say a thing
So I hope to see you again
Take care
You too!
I have something for you
It's fast
- Over 100, almost 200. -It's fast!
- Quicker, be carefull. -It's fast!
Benz is finally driving a Benz
Really so happy
Buddy Benz can drive Benz finally
Doctor said he'll recover soon
I hope so.
Kung Hei Fat Choi
You too. I shall give you red pockets first
- Wish you good health. - Thanks, Buddy Ken.
- Young and pretty. - Thank you.
No more hair dyeing
I'm getting more powerful since I stopped dying my hair.
- So powerful that I scare myself sometimes. - Congratulations.
Not yet ready to say?
No.
What are you talking about?
It's nothing.
It will be useless if you don't use it. Use it.
You can be my protégé for you dad's sake
Thanks
Are you happy?
Don't pick up the phone while you are being inducted as a protégé
You really want to be my master?
Then I will tell him no then
Who is it?
He asked who you are
He told you not to take me on and you should quit yourself
What?
Who else has the qualification to be your master?
Where is he?
He is outside
Who is he?
May be I should consider taking him on as my protégé
I will start your new year with a bang!