1 00:00:01,152 --> 00:00:02,760 And that's 10 points for theatre. 2 00:00:02,766 --> 00:00:04,809 Please note that I used the correct British spelling ... 3 00:00:04,811 --> 00:00:06,749 ... and not the bastardized American version. 4 00:00:06,749 --> 00:00:09,249 Why must we always ruin everything? 5 00:00:10,557 --> 00:00:12,990 I think I get my nipples pierced in protest. 6 00:00:12,995 --> 00:00:14,160 Ha, ha, ha, ha 7 00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:16,291 Or maybe a sexy back tattoo. 8 00:00:17,448 --> 00:00:18,692 Dad, I'm dropping out of school... 9 00:00:18,700 --> 00:00:20,094 ...to become an adult film star. 10 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:21,134 That's nice, honey. 11 00:00:23,094 --> 00:00:25,457 - She's late for curfew - At least the hounds. 12 00:00:25,649 --> 00:00:27,510 Do you think, that's funny? Hounds run my To-Do-List. 13 00:00:27,532 --> 00:00:30,010 Dad, relax. She's at a soccer game. 14 00:00:30,015 --> 00:00:33,358 The odds of her being kidnapped and sold into slavery are very slim. 15 00:00:33,412 --> 00:00:34,876 Thanks for bringing that up. 16 00:00:34,881 --> 00:00:36,590 I was just worried she was in a car accident. 17 00:00:36,595 --> 00:00:37,281 Sorry. 18 00:00:37,272 --> 00:00:38,876 But she's my little flower. 19 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:40,793 If she's your little flower, what am I? 20 00:00:40,796 --> 00:00:43,249 You're my big tough cactus! 21 00:00:43,252 --> 00:00:45,778 Green, spiny and fallic that's great, Dad. 22 00:00:45,784 --> 00:00:49,528 What I mean is - someone messes with you, you stab him. 23 00:00:50,345 --> 00:00:52,822 Plus, cactuses are never out late on a school night... 24 00:00:52,826 --> 00:00:54,353 trying to .... pollinate 25 00:00:54,359 --> 00:00:56,069 Our correct name is cacti. 26 00:00:59,422 --> 00:01:01,327 Thank God you're home safe, so I can kill ya. 27 00:01:01,337 --> 00:01:03,334 Daddy, before you say anything 28 00:01:03,339 --> 00:01:05,266 I've would have been on time today... 29 00:01:05,283 --> 00:01:07,501 but I had to save a life tonight. 30 00:01:07,511 --> 00:01:08,524 What happened? 31 00:01:08,536 --> 00:01:10,577 After the game we decided to grab something to eat 32 00:01:10,589 --> 00:01:13,123 and .. this guy started chocking 33 00:01:13,128 --> 00:01:15,870 and I had to show my eyelash curler down his throat 34 00:01:15,876 --> 00:01:18,679 in order to safe his life. 35 00:01:18,688 --> 00:01:21,179 Way to go, McGroover. 36 00:01:22,415 --> 00:01:24,675 Daddy, maybe one day I become a doctor.. 37 00:01:24,682 --> 00:01:27,221 ..so I can save lives like you every day! 38 00:01:28,102 --> 00:01:30,186 That's sweet, now blow into this. 39 00:01:32,286 --> 00:01:33,755 See ... all clear. 40 00:01:33,765 --> 00:01:35,237 Now, Lady's late, we'll see how long you 41 00:01:35,246 --> 00:01:37,236 grounded, when your test results get back. 42 00:01:37,736 --> 00:01:39,403 Kat .. go to your sister, honey 43 00:01:39,405 --> 00:01:39,967 you need to make sure 44 00:01:39,972 --> 00:01:41,831 It's her year and I know the drill. 45 00:01:43,086 --> 00:01:45,872 This family is so ... twisted ! 46 00:01:57,136 --> 00:01:58,503 I need to show you something. 47 00:01:58,514 --> 00:02:00,564 Careful, that's borderline sexual harassment. 48 00:02:00,565 --> 00:02:01,803 How borderline? 49 00:02:02,284 --> 00:02:04,284 Clearly I'm not working hard enough. 50 00:02:08,575 --> 00:02:10,575 Same shirts. 51 00:02:10,586 --> 00:02:12,334 Wow, two things that match. 52 00:02:12,345 --> 00:02:13,909 Pretty soon you'll be reading. 53 00:02:13,913 --> 00:02:15,746 So you know about the show tonight. 54 00:02:16,882 --> 00:02:17,640 Of course. 55 00:02:18,786 --> 00:02:19,703 That's strange. 56 00:02:19,705 --> 00:02:22,035 Typically pretty girls are very good liars. 57 00:02:22,607 --> 00:02:24,607 There. The club ... 58 00:02:25,107 --> 00:02:27,467 ..is called Life Fate. 59 00:02:27,578 --> 00:02:29,967 Of course you need a fake ID. 60 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:31,883 Ahm. 61 00:02:33,249 --> 00:02:39,155 And you ... need some manners. 62 00:02:47,754 --> 00:02:51,985 I'm grounded for the entire weekend. Apparently I'm irresponsible. 63 00:02:52,032 --> 00:02:54,617 Can't you leave the house at all, because.. 64 00:02:54,628 --> 00:02:57,787 ... I was thinking, you and I 65 00:02:58,287 --> 00:02:59,222 could go for a frozen yoghurt. 66 00:02:59,250 --> 00:03:01,250 Is so not fair, compared to my sister 67 00:03:01,260 --> 00:03:02,915 Mother Theresa would look shady. 68 00:03:03,415 --> 00:03:07,179 Hey, Bianca. I heard, you got busted for staying out late last night. 69 00:03:07,244 --> 00:03:09,107 Eow, Avery, check your sources. 70 00:03:09,295 --> 00:03:11,445 My dad is stoned 24/7. 71 00:03:11,446 --> 00:03:13,382 He doesn't care when I come home. 72 00:03:13,390 --> 00:03:15,383 So I'll see you at the swim team party tonight, right? 73 00:03:15,448 --> 00:03:17,693 I'm all over it like mustard. 74 00:03:19,422 --> 00:03:22,001 I didn't know your dad was a pothead. 75 00:03:22,002 --> 00:03:24,375 He's not. He's strict, but strict parents... 76 00:03:24,380 --> 00:03:26,273 ... are so 2004. 77 00:03:26,281 --> 00:03:28,261 That means we've got a secret. 78 00:03:28,269 --> 00:03:30,173 It also means, I'm screwed. 79 00:03:30,182 --> 00:03:31,839 Don't worry, I'll never tell. 80 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:33,836 Not unless they tickle me. 81 00:03:33,951 --> 00:03:37,265 No Cameron, I'm screwed, because I didn't know about that party. 82 00:03:37,275 --> 00:03:41,145 - No biggie, happens to me all the time! - Exactly! 83 00:03:41,159 --> 00:03:45,305 Cameron, I'll now need to tutor you in the language of popularity. 84 00:03:45,308 --> 00:03:49,183 - Ok. - Rule # 1: Information is power. 85 00:03:49,185 --> 00:03:50,865 Think of it as a pyramid. 86 00:03:50,867 --> 00:03:52,847 At the top are those who are invited to the party. 87 00:03:52,848 --> 00:03:55,130 People lower them are inviting people who wanna come... 88 00:03:55,133 --> 00:03:57,133 ... but don't know, where the party is. 89 00:03:57,146 --> 00:03:59,334 And below them at the very bottom... 90 00:03:59,340 --> 00:04:01,350 ...live those who don't even know the party exsists. 91 00:04:02,450 --> 00:04:04,450 a.k.a. the blissfully irrelevant. 92 00:04:05,617 --> 00:04:07,617 a.k.a me. 93 00:04:08,731 --> 00:04:10,614 Not anymore! 94 00:04:11,114 --> 00:04:13,368 You just became relevant. 95 00:04:13,543 --> 00:04:15,868 Because we are going to that party. 96 00:04:16,156 --> 00:04:18,975 We? Like the sound of that. 97 00:04:18,986 --> 00:04:22,641 First, we need you to find out, where the party is. 98 00:04:22,644 --> 00:04:24,003 Why you just don't ask Avery? 99 00:04:24,354 --> 00:04:26,141 If I ask someone, where the party is ... 100 00:04:26,143 --> 00:04:28,303 ... then I know, I'm on your social level and ... 101 00:04:28,803 --> 00:04:30,803 ... I just can't risk that. 102 00:04:31,810 --> 00:04:32,810 Sorry! 103 00:04:33,713 --> 00:04:35,860 Popularity is a brutal language. 104 00:04:35,877 --> 00:04:38,360 And they don't even make a Rosetta Stone for it. 105 00:04:38,860 --> 00:04:41,211 But don't worry, I'm a good teacher. 106 00:04:47,302 --> 00:04:50,279 Up the zip fellas, ladies in the house. 107 00:04:50,779 --> 00:04:52,702 There's nobody in here. 108 00:04:52,708 --> 00:04:54,698 You supposed to wait in that stall. I'll guard the door. 109 00:04:55,910 --> 00:04:57,319 Ahhh, gross. 110 00:04:57,325 --> 00:04:59,843 Do you know they supposed to pee in the bowl, right? 111 00:05:00,014 --> 00:05:02,245 Aagh, so who is this guy again? 112 00:05:02,255 --> 00:05:04,595 No one knows. He's called The Wizard and he just knows ... 113 00:05:04,599 --> 00:05:05,485 ... how to get stuff. 114 00:05:05,734 --> 00:05:08,798 I heard, that last year he got some band geek a new kidney. 115 00:05:09,298 --> 00:05:10,686 I have a hard time believing. 116 00:05:10,697 --> 00:05:12,237 Okay, what do you want? 117 00:05:14,125 --> 00:05:16,078 A .... fake ID. 118 00:05:16,084 --> 00:05:18,064 Sixty bucks and a photo. 119 00:05:28,349 --> 00:05:31,534 Oh, he's like Chris Angel. 120 00:05:35,937 --> 00:05:38,397 Dude, did you seen Kelly Morris out there today? 121 00:05:38,403 --> 00:05:40,931 Can't look at her directly without stretching my Speedo. 122 00:05:40,974 --> 00:05:43,896 Well, I guess you're not coming skinny dipping in at my party. 123 00:05:44,396 --> 00:05:45,996 Oh dude, can you turn off the pool heater? 124 00:05:46,003 --> 00:05:48,496 Shrinkage can save me. 125 00:06:03,818 --> 00:06:07,180 Come on, Aquaman, what's your name? 126 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:13,703 Chip Patterson. 127 00:06:16,352 --> 00:06:19,482 I just wanted to see who makes these. 128 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:21,600 And I was thinking I'm getting one. 129 00:06:32,650 --> 00:06:34,650 Ah 130 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:42,831 Bianca ... I know where the party is. 131 00:06:42,837 --> 00:06:45,301 Oh, where is it? 132 00:06:45,305 --> 00:06:48,559 It's at Chip Patterson's house. I hacked into the school students database... 133 00:06:48,566 --> 00:06:49,707 ...and found his address. 134 00:06:49,714 --> 00:06:52,333 - Uh, like 24. - Terrorist bad. 135 00:06:52,322 --> 00:06:56,332 - I know. So I thought maybe we could grab dinner before. 136 00:06:56,341 --> 00:06:58,313 Before I do anything, I have to get out of being grounded... 137 00:06:58,323 --> 00:07:00,231 ...which means convincing my father that I am... 138 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:03,594 ...trustworthy, dependable and unlikely to have sex. 139 00:07:04,389 --> 00:07:07,203 So much harder, than stopping terrorists. 140 00:07:12,535 --> 00:07:14,535 Ok, you can peek. 141 00:07:15,035 --> 00:07:16,658 Bianca, this looks amazing. 142 00:07:16,667 --> 00:07:18,203 Ah, shouldn’t we say grace. 143 00:07:18,452 --> 00:07:21,197 We haven't said grace, since you stopped using your Pocahontas-fork. 144 00:07:21,412 --> 00:07:23,697 Let us pray. 145 00:07:25,386 --> 00:07:28,204 Thank you Lord for this bountiful harvest. 146 00:07:28,704 --> 00:07:33,618 And bless the underprivileged and teenaged children in new high schools. 147 00:07:34,118 --> 00:07:36,208 - Amen. - Ok, Bianca, what gives? 148 00:07:36,655 --> 00:07:38,708 Kat, please. Ok, Bianca, what gives? 149 00:07:39,057 --> 00:07:41,813 Well daddy, I've been thinking about my faith a lot recently. 150 00:07:42,057 --> 00:07:44,573 Ever since I met this great group of kids at school... 151 00:07:44,580 --> 00:07:47,300 ...speaking of which, they invited me to this killer bible study tonight. 152 00:07:47,461 --> 00:07:48,057 - Can I go? 153 00:07:49,416 --> 00:07:55,023 And the Oscar goes to... ...Bianca Stratford for lying to her father. 154 00:07:55,031 --> 00:07:55,995 Zip it, Satan. 155 00:07:56,495 --> 00:07:58,495 Dad, I really hate to miss it. 156 00:07:58,500 --> 00:08:01,462 I think tonight I get my purity ring. 157 00:08:01,559 --> 00:08:04,017 And I think tonight you'll be home with the purity security. 158 00:08:05,823 --> 00:08:07,733 Dad, is it ok if I go out? 159 00:08:07,759 --> 00:08:09,759 There's a foreign film festival I want to check out. 160 00:08:09,778 --> 00:08:11,713 - Well, why should you not? -That's it? 161 00:08:11,722 --> 00:08:14,004 When I go out I have to file the flight plan with the FAA. 162 00:08:14,014 --> 00:08:16,003 But she gets to go out without questions asked? 163 00:08:16,503 --> 00:08:18,833 Gonna drink? - No. - Drugs? - No. Sex? - Gross. 164 00:08:18,842 --> 00:08:19,427 Satisfied? 165 00:08:21,824 --> 00:08:26,100 You know what, dad? I gave up everything I worked so hard for back in Ohio. 166 00:08:26,418 --> 00:08:28,367 Last year I had 42 pictures in the Year Book... 167 00:08:28,399 --> 00:08:30,243 ...as a Freshman, thank you very much. 168 00:08:30,246 --> 00:08:30,719 Yeah. 169 00:08:30,790 --> 00:08:32,946 I'll put pictures of you in a stupid yearbook. 170 00:08:32,949 --> 00:08:34,939 That's not the point. The point is ... 171 00:08:35,439 --> 00:08:37,586 ... I'm worried that no matter how hard I try... 172 00:08:37,596 --> 00:08:40,499 ...I'll never gonna be as happy here as I was back home. 173 00:08:44,897 --> 00:08:46,399 What do you really have going on tonight? 174 00:08:46,457 --> 00:08:47,552 A party. 175 00:08:47,831 --> 00:08:50,168 Plain and simple. And I'll be home by curfew... 176 00:08:50,178 --> 00:08:53,265 ...and I volunteer for a full battery of tests, I promise. 177 00:08:53,275 --> 00:08:55,275 - OK you can go. - Really? 178 00:08:55,977 --> 00:08:57,730 Sure, your sister will take you. 179 00:08:57,734 --> 00:08:59,022 - No. - But Dad. 180 00:08:59,025 --> 00:09:01,262 Kat, please. Just do this one thing for me. 181 00:09:01,265 --> 00:09:03,396 I have plans tonight and they don't involve carpooling. 182 00:09:03,399 --> 00:09:05,114 Why can't you be on my side for once? 183 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:07,003 Bianca, calm down. I'll take you to the party... 184 00:09:07,012 --> 00:09:09,150 ... and I just wait for you in the car outside. 185 00:09:09,571 --> 00:09:12,250 Sure, Dad, why don't you carry me in a Baby-Bjorn? 186 00:09:12,259 --> 00:09:14,040 Forget it. 187 00:09:14,049 --> 00:09:16,418 Ohh, so dramatic. 188 00:09:37,877 --> 00:09:39,956 I know you don't think I'm on your side, but I am. 189 00:09:40,259 --> 00:09:41,759 I mean, we're sisters. 190 00:09:41,787 --> 00:09:43,787 I kinda have to love you. 191 00:09:45,427 --> 00:09:48,170 But tonight...as the first time since we've been here 192 00:09:48,190 --> 00:09:51,690 that I am.... genuinely excited to go out 193 00:09:53,216 --> 00:09:58,313 I promise. Your next 'can't miss or I'll die a social leper party' not only ... 194 00:09:58,322 --> 00:10:01,146 will I drive you. I'll do it without mocking ... 195 00:10:03,141 --> 00:10:05,141 C'mon, that was funny, c'mon. 196 00:10:09,033 --> 00:10:12,720 Of course, this is why we're not closer. 197 00:10:22,093 --> 00:10:24,728 Are you ready for our first swim team party? 198 00:10:25,267 --> 00:10:27,840 Actually I was thinking 199 00:10:27,842 --> 00:10:30,795 this could be considered our first date. 200 00:10:30,579 --> 00:10:32,743 $24 plus tip. 201 00:10:34,623 --> 00:10:36,295 I'll get that. 202 00:10:41,492 --> 00:10:42,856 I forgot my wallet. 203 00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:46,638 For your sake I hope your girlfriend has cash. 204 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:48,175 Do you have any ... Wait, you... 205 00:10:48,177 --> 00:10:49,576 -..you thought she could be my girlfriend? 206 00:10:49,826 --> 00:10:53,082 Sorry, Cameron, I'm m-get out of the house with lip gloss. 207 00:10:57,627 --> 00:10:59,627 What size shoes are those? 208 00:11:09,116 --> 00:11:10,667 This is exciting. 209 00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:12,879 First time always is for a party virgin. 210 00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:16,693 Not for long. Take me ... but please be gentle. 211 00:11:22,081 --> 00:11:23,714 First once a year . 212 00:11:24,214 --> 00:11:25,291 Oh, crap. 213 00:11:25,580 --> 00:11:27,330 It's been so long, since I've been popular... 214 00:11:27,336 --> 00:11:29,007 ..I forgot about the decoy house. 215 00:11:29,009 --> 00:11:31,580 A decoy house? Like Operation Fortitude... 216 00:11:31,582 --> 00:11:33,779 ...where fake Sherman tanks were used to lore... 217 00:11:33,781 --> 00:11:35,933 ...the Germans into believing, that the invasion of France... 218 00:11:36,318 --> 00:11:37,718 ...wouldn't take place in Normandy? 219 00:11:37,969 --> 00:11:38,904 Yeah ... sure. 220 00:11:39,801 --> 00:11:41,404 That's genius. 221 00:11:42,057 --> 00:11:43,848 All that hard work ... for nothing. 222 00:11:44,099 --> 00:11:46,099 What a stupid immature mistake. 223 00:11:46,811 --> 00:11:48,005 Don't beat yourself up. 224 00:11:49,060 --> 00:11:51,195 I have to leave, before someone sees me here. 225 00:11:51,561 --> 00:11:53,561 - Sees us. - No, me. 226 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,775 - It's good for you to be seen here. 227 00:11:57,138 --> 00:11:59,138 Popularity is confusing, but you'll figure it out. 228 00:11:59,906 --> 00:12:00,702 We need a ride. 229 00:12:01,202 --> 00:12:03,915 My mom is at a Angry-Divorcee-Meeting tonight. 230 00:12:03,917 --> 00:12:04,988 Can you call your sister? 231 00:12:07,213 --> 00:12:08,217 It's a nice night. 232 00:12:08,774 --> 00:12:09,343 Let's walk. 233 00:12:11,511 --> 00:12:12,558 Ouch, ouch. 234 00:12:25,499 --> 00:12:27,499 Ok, hey no need to get physical. 235 00:12:48,777 --> 00:12:51,349 Hey. Oh, I'm so sorry. 236 00:12:51,352 --> 00:12:53,332 I thought, you were some other guy. 237 00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:56,082 I'm not saying, that you are a guy. 238 00:12:56,371 --> 00:12:58,911 You could be a ...butch lesbian... 239 00:12:58,913 --> 00:13:01,636 ...or a transgender male. 240 00:13:03,517 --> 00:13:06,158 Whatever you are, I, I celebrate you. 241 00:13:16,799 --> 00:13:17,825 Looking for me? 242 00:13:18,707 --> 00:13:20,748 Yes... if you're the ladies room. 243 00:13:22,437 --> 00:13:24,666 Admit it. You're excited to see me. 244 00:13:24,803 --> 00:13:26,896 Don't flatter yourself. I came for the band. 245 00:13:27,069 --> 00:13:28,415 I know every song by heart. 246 00:13:28,425 --> 00:13:30,085 Oh, oh, of course you do. 247 00:13:30,183 --> 00:13:33,276 You know, I'm sure to you their songs are just a ... 248 00:13:33,278 --> 00:13:35,297 ... groovy soundtrack for banging chicks... 249 00:13:35,299 --> 00:13:37,299 ...but their lyrics are poetry. 250 00:13:38,791 --> 00:13:39,930 I know where I am, 251 00:13:39,932 --> 00:13:41,514 it's scrolled high on a hill, 252 00:13:41,555 --> 00:13:44,550 is we're racing to canyons of angels. 253 00:13:45,184 --> 00:13:47,436 Wow, next time I'm banging chicks, 254 00:13:47,456 --> 00:13:49,456 I have to pay more attention. 255 00:13:57,970 --> 00:14:00,836 Eow, ahh, I think I stepped on a syringe. 256 00:14:01,336 --> 00:14:03,336 It's just a bottle cap, it didn't even break the skip. 257 00:14:03,836 --> 00:14:05,836 - Let's keep moving. - Please, don't make me. 258 00:14:05,991 --> 00:14:07,668 We have no other options. 259 00:14:08,361 --> 00:14:10,631 Again, eow, you can call your sister. 260 00:14:10,633 --> 00:14:12,633 So she could pick us up on a high horse? 261 00:14:12,807 --> 00:14:13,495 No, thanks. 262 00:14:13,650 --> 00:14:15,305 She probably turn me in, 263 00:14:15,307 --> 00:14:16,605 and there would be mocking. 264 00:14:16,607 --> 00:14:17,974 She may surprise you. 265 00:14:17,976 --> 00:14:18,864 You don't know her. 266 00:14:19,364 --> 00:14:21,364 Well, I can meet her, if she picks us up. 267 00:14:24,222 --> 00:14:26,222 Oh no, it's dead. 268 00:14:26,722 --> 00:14:27,118 Oh well. 269 00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:45,801 Here's the chance. 270 00:14:45,803 --> 00:14:46,862 Uuh, goodie. 271 00:14:47,266 --> 00:14:48,404 Come on. 272 00:14:48,904 --> 00:14:50,464 You want me to kiss you. 273 00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:51,999 The lead singer, yes. 274 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:53,389 You, not so much. 275 00:14:54,776 --> 00:14:56,038 You sure about that? 276 00:14:58,397 --> 00:14:59,832 I'm just standing here. 277 00:14:59,834 --> 00:15:01,238 You're the one moving closer. 278 00:15:09,827 --> 00:15:11,827 I've gotta take this. 279 00:15:11,829 --> 00:15:13,847 Maybe it's a sign to work on someone else. 280 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:19,953 You'd better be bleeding. 281 00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:21,403 I need you to pick me up. 282 00:15:21,769 --> 00:15:23,291 I sneaked out with my friend Cameron, who 283 00:15:23,371 --> 00:15:25,428 has ridiculously sensitive feet. 284 00:15:25,430 --> 00:15:27,430 I can't. I'm at the film festival. 285 00:15:27,834 --> 00:15:28,471 Look, 286 00:15:28,664 --> 00:15:30,183 if you do this, I'll raise all 287 00:15:30,185 --> 00:15:32,185 Kate Hudson movies from the networks queue. 288 00:15:38,922 --> 00:15:40,434 Where do you want me to meet you? 289 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:49,513 So you snook out of the house to go to a party? 290 00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:50,718 But you had the wrong address. 291 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:52,064 How does that humiliation taste? 292 00:15:52,066 --> 00:15:53,511 Like your stupid soy burger's 293 00:15:53,513 --> 00:15:55,802 Now, save the commentary and just drive us home. 294 00:15:55,804 --> 00:15:57,063 My name is Cameron, by the way. 295 00:15:57,068 --> 00:15:58,782 I Dad finds out about this, you are gonna spend the ... 296 00:15:58,784 --> 00:16:00,764 rest of high school sealed in a plastic bubble. 297 00:16:00,746 --> 00:16:02,168 So I snuck out of the house. 298 00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:04,151 It's common behavior for a human teenager, 299 00:16:04,153 --> 00:16:05,982 which you would know, if you were one. 300 00:16:05,984 --> 00:16:07,751 One what? A human or a teenager? 301 00:16:07,868 --> 00:16:08,333 Both. 302 00:16:08,488 --> 00:16:10,488 If we're just gonna sit here, can you crack a window? 303 00:16:10,490 --> 00:16:11,286 I get carsick. 304 00:16:11,293 --> 00:16:12,699 Next time you want me to drop everything... 305 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:13,913 ...and come pick you up, remind me... 306 00:16:13,934 --> 00:16:15,248 ...how rewarding this is. 307 00:16:15,302 --> 00:16:17,467 Isn't it rewarding enough, being little Miss Perfect? 308 00:16:17,512 --> 00:16:19,512 First---I'm not perfect. 309 00:16:19,533 --> 00:16:21,136 And second---you know, how much I hate... 310 00:16:21,140 --> 00:16:22,075 children’s beauty pageants. 311 00:16:22,088 --> 00:16:24,991 I'm so sick of this. I can't wait, until I can just drive. 312 00:16:25,557 --> 00:16:25,946 Drive? 313 00:16:25,948 --> 00:16:26,954 Speaking of driving. 314 00:16:26,994 --> 00:16:28,376 Dad will never give you a car. 315 00:16:28,564 --> 00:16:30,164 Maybe you can roll around in that bubble. 316 00:16:30,861 --> 00:16:31,637 What's this? 317 00:16:33,236 --> 00:16:35,766 Over 21 is the ... name of the movie I went-- 318 00:16:35,768 --> 00:16:38,273 Saw tonight very European ... lots of full frontal nudity. 319 00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:40,821 They stamped the name of the movie on your hand? 320 00:16:40,829 --> 00:16:41,886 - That's weird. - Shut it back there. 321 00:16:41,890 --> 00:16:43,989 I'm not stupid. You went to a club. 322 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:45,351 Which means, you have a fake ID. 323 00:16:45,356 --> 00:16:46,450 No, no, no - stop, stop, stop. 324 00:16:46,462 --> 00:16:47,408 Get out of there. 325 00:16:49,023 --> 00:16:50,775 I'm not sure, what amazes me more. 326 00:16:51,455 --> 00:16:54,803 The fact, that you lied to Dad or that this ID is so good. 327 00:16:54,808 --> 00:16:56,082 Yeah, you didn't see this. 328 00:16:56,084 --> 00:16:57,842 Oh, but I did. 329 00:16:58,342 --> 00:16:59,899 Dad better get your own personal bubble, 330 00:16:59,901 --> 00:17:01,693 'cause you're not sharing mine. 331 00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:08,051 Fine! 332 00:17:09,305 --> 00:17:10,844 I won't tell Dad, you snuck out... 333 00:17:10,846 --> 00:17:12,836 if you don't tell him about this. 334 00:17:16,173 --> 00:17:16,671 Deal! 335 00:17:21,533 --> 00:17:23,533 I'm gonna .... ugh. 336 00:17:24,033 --> 00:17:26,033 Ohhh. 337 00:17:26,614 --> 00:17:27,337 I'm sorry. 338 00:17:31,446 --> 00:17:34,527 Ok, I'll keep Dad occupied, while you sneak back into your room. 339 00:17:34,536 --> 00:17:35,527 Be quiet. 340 00:17:36,027 --> 00:17:37,699 This ain't my first time at the rodeo 341 00:17:39,675 --> 00:17:41,007 Your spray? What's that do? 342 00:17:41,009 --> 00:17:43,797 - The alcohol brings down the ink. - Impressive. 343 00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:45,309 What's that do? 344 00:17:45,317 --> 00:17:45,913 Nothing ... I 345 00:17:46,069 --> 00:17:47,171 just wanted to spit on you. 346 00:17:47,526 --> 00:17:50,225 OK, tender moment over. 347 00:17:58,438 --> 00:18:01,252 Hey, Dad! Boy, that movie was long. 348 00:18:01,254 --> 00:18:03,053 Europeans should really learn, how to edit. 349 00:18:03,098 --> 00:18:04,209 What are you doing? 350 00:18:04,221 --> 00:18:05,742 Listening to my police band radio ... 351 00:18:05,744 --> 00:18:08,192 because your sister snuck out and isn't answering her phone. 352 00:18:08,418 --> 00:18:10,184 So far she hasn't been raped or murdered. 353 00:18:10,186 --> 00:18:12,583 A german shepard saved the baby though These things are amazing. 354 00:18:12,737 --> 00:18:13,838 Are you sure she isn't here? 355 00:18:14,389 --> 00:18:16,338 Maybe we should check again in about two minutes. 356 00:18:16,340 --> 00:18:18,094 Na, I locked the window. 357 00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:20,310 The only way she's coming home is through that front door. 358 00:18:23,259 --> 00:18:23,917 Hey, Dad. 359 00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:24,686 Hmm? 360 00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:25,716 Relax! 361 00:18:25,718 --> 00:18:28,243 - I, I - I'm sure, that she is fine. 362 00:18:29,759 --> 00:18:31,175 Why she's putting me through this? 363 00:18:31,392 --> 00:18:33,411 When she comes back, we're having an exorcism. 364 00:18:38,079 --> 00:18:39,089 Bianca! 365 00:18:39,589 --> 00:18:40,763 There she is! 366 00:18:41,707 --> 00:18:42,588 Safe and sound! 367 00:18:47,896 --> 00:18:50,190 You're lucky. Your trial is at 7 a.m. 368 00:18:50,192 --> 00:18:52,111 Don't move. I need to get more specimen cups. 369 00:18:52,113 --> 00:18:54,195 Dad already knew, you snuked out. There's nothing I could do. 370 00:18:54,502 --> 00:18:56,676 So we both screw up and I'm the one who gets screwed ... 371 00:18:56,719 --> 00:18:58,256 I don't think so. 372 00:18:58,756 --> 00:19:00,089 Dad, there's something you should know. 373 00:19:00,091 --> 00:19:01,754 Not in the mood for excuses, Bianca. 374 00:19:01,757 --> 00:19:03,854 You need to learn to be more responsible, like your sister. 375 00:19:04,379 --> 00:19:06,379 You mean, my older sister? 376 00:19:06,497 --> 00:19:08,676 The one I'm supposed to look up to and emulate. 377 00:19:08,989 --> 00:19:10,692 The trustworthy daughter. 378 00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:13,491 Would you like to know, what little Ms. Perfect did tonight? 379 00:19:15,332 --> 00:19:15,780 She ... 380 00:19:17,646 --> 00:19:18,224 She went to a ... 381 00:19:20,879 --> 00:19:23,852 ...movie, that featured full frontal nudity. 382 00:19:25,457 --> 00:19:27,752 It's not the same as deceiving your father. 383 00:19:27,819 --> 00:19:29,218 Fine, give me the cup. 384 00:19:33,741 --> 00:19:35,741 Don't worry, I closed my eyes. 385 00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:38,295 What I'm gonna do about her? 386 00:19:39,102 --> 00:19:40,314 How to cut her some slack. 387 00:19:41,218 --> 00:19:43,380 I wouldn't drive her to the party tonight, so she snuck out. 388 00:19:43,389 --> 00:19:44,589 She just wanted to have some fun. 389 00:19:44,598 --> 00:19:46,031 Yeah, but you don't wanna have fun. 390 00:19:47,222 --> 00:19:51,000 - I have fun sometimes. - Sure, but you go to film festivals and things like that. 391 00:19:51,950 --> 00:19:52,743 Not always. 392 00:19:53,243 --> 00:19:56,977 I'm just saying...that's why you my trusted dependable cactus. 393 00:19:58,635 --> 00:19:59,210 What? 394 00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:12,379 This is my fake ID. 395 00:20:13,325 --> 00:20:15,503 I went and saw a band playing at the seedy club tonight. 396 00:20:15,490 --> 00:20:16,667 Plus, I went alone. 397 00:20:17,167 --> 00:20:19,167 Horrific things could have happened to me. 398 00:20:19,221 --> 00:20:20,353 Why you showing me this? 399 00:20:20,430 --> 00:20:23,103 Ahh, because I don't wanna be a cactus. 400 00:20:41,246 --> 00:20:42,838 You're trial's at 7:15. 401 00:20:43,271 --> 00:20:45,741 And when I get through with you, you gonna wish the death-penalty. 402 00:20:46,733 --> 00:20:47,434 Bianca? 403 00:20:47,934 --> 00:20:48,622 Yes? 404 00:20:48,921 --> 00:20:50,626 Make sure, it's your sisters urine. 405 00:20:51,126 --> 00:20:52,138 Good night, all. 406 00:20:53,016 --> 00:20:54,431 Good night, dad. 407 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:01,493 Showed dad my fake ID. 408 00:21:01,943 --> 00:21:03,525 Are we even now? 409 00:21:07,879 --> 00:21:09,543 Not until you give me one. 410 00:21:12,465 --> 00:21:15,273 Subs by: Pitty - corrections by: aydin1954 for www.addic7ed.com