1 00:00:04,451 --> 00:00:05,927 Let's go. 2 00:00:08,552 --> 00:00:10,212 Hey, what's going on? 3 00:00:10,297 --> 00:00:12,389 Just wrapping up another day in paradise. 4 00:00:12,390 --> 00:00:15,803 Listen, about the other day. I just wanted to say... 5 00:00:16,334 --> 00:00:17,428 I'm sorry. 6 00:00:17,429 --> 00:00:20,361 I shouldn't have gone through your bag or stabbed you in the foot. 7 00:00:20,362 --> 00:00:23,009 Ah, don't sweat it. But, uh, let's keep our distance. 8 00:00:23,010 --> 00:00:27,745 The doctor said it would heal faster if I reduced the amount of crazy in my life. 9 00:00:28,355 --> 00:00:31,236 Crazy? I'm not crazy. 10 00:00:32,634 --> 00:00:36,113 Yes, I'm talking to myself. It's a sign of genius. 11 00:00:37,832 --> 00:00:41,979 Go home and prop it up with pillows. It'll really get the blood flowing. 12 00:00:41,980 --> 00:00:43,552 I think it's getting better. 13 00:00:43,553 --> 00:00:46,260 I only had to take three pain pills to get through the day. 14 00:00:46,261 --> 00:00:49,697 I'm sure it will be fine by Friday's game. 15 00:00:52,245 --> 00:00:56,141 Janelle pulled her Achilles. She'll never be okay by Friday's game. 16 00:00:56,142 --> 00:00:59,563 - I might get to cheer. - Nice duplicity, Judas. 17 00:01:02,051 --> 00:01:05,894 Well, actually, I feel bad for her and happy for me at the same time. 18 00:01:05,895 --> 00:01:08,432 Pulling an Achilles tendon is a big deal, Bianca. 19 00:01:08,433 --> 00:01:12,258 - Sometimes, it requires surgery. - Oh, my God. Poor Janelle. 20 00:01:12,484 --> 00:01:14,873 She might be out for months. 21 00:01:15,052 --> 00:01:17,596 Ugh, what a hypocrite. 22 00:01:21,994 --> 00:01:24,201 Who's the hypocrite now? 23 00:01:27,955 --> 00:01:32,880 ::: Timecodes - gius ::: 24 00:01:35,328 --> 00:01:38,132 ...and then I realized, I am a hypocrite. 25 00:01:38,133 --> 00:01:41,015 How can I call myself an environmentalist when I'm single-handedly... 26 00:01:41,016 --> 00:01:44,392 exterminating polar bears in my Chernobyl-mobile? 27 00:01:45,219 --> 00:01:47,786 Why don't you just convert your car into a biodiesel? 28 00:01:47,787 --> 00:01:51,538 My cousin Jamie did it in a day. If he could do it, you definitely can. 29 00:01:51,539 --> 00:01:53,438 He still wets the bed. 30 00:01:53,673 --> 00:01:58,345 I would be dispelling that whole gender stereotype that women can't fix cars. 31 00:01:58,890 --> 00:02:01,223 Pro-environment and pro-female. 32 00:02:01,224 --> 00:02:03,671 Mandella, I love this idea. You're a genius. 33 00:02:03,672 --> 00:02:05,714 I'm the Marcy to your peppermint patty. 34 00:02:05,715 --> 00:02:08,830 Oh, Bianca, hi. I had something I wanted to tell you. 35 00:02:08,831 --> 00:02:11,843 What was it? Oh, right. I'm not gay. 36 00:02:12,359 --> 00:02:15,207 Oh. Sorry, Cameron. 37 00:02:15,208 --> 00:02:17,469 I don't know why I'd even think that. 38 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:21,420 Maybe it's because you're so sweet and sensitive and you watch project runway. 39 00:02:21,421 --> 00:02:26,002 Because of sexy Heidi Klum, and the way she says "auf wiedersehen". 40 00:02:26,181 --> 00:02:28,638 - I'm straight. - Oh, got to go. 41 00:02:28,639 --> 00:02:32,042 Remind to give you back your Dreamgirls DVD later. 42 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:34,583 I'm not into musicals. 43 00:02:35,774 --> 00:02:37,446 I'm into Motown. 44 00:02:37,716 --> 00:02:40,677 Hi, Chastity. Hi, Joey. Your hair looks great today. 45 00:02:40,678 --> 00:02:42,565 - Thanks. - Thanks. 46 00:02:42,762 --> 00:02:46,548 So, listen, I wanted to let you know I memorized all the routines... 47 00:02:46,549 --> 00:02:49,618 in case you need somebody to fill in for Janelle on Friday night. 48 00:02:49,619 --> 00:02:54,203 Oh, I don't think I can help you with that, but you get a big "P" for persistence. 49 00:02:54,204 --> 00:02:58,441 Don't forget, it takes ten girls to make a pyramid. 50 00:02:58,677 --> 00:03:01,898 Do you mind sharing the top with Michelle? 51 00:03:02,816 --> 00:03:06,499 Um, Joey, honey, shift to neutral, okay? 52 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:08,804 - Shift? - Stay here. 53 00:03:10,863 --> 00:03:15,211 Okay, Joey's about to dip below the GPA threshold for football. 54 00:03:15,295 --> 00:03:18,741 He needs a "B" on his chemistry project, or he can't play. 55 00:03:18,742 --> 00:03:21,533 Get it for him, and you cheer Friday. 56 00:03:21,721 --> 00:03:24,543 But I'm not Joey's lab partner. Mandy is. 57 00:03:24,544 --> 00:03:28,144 And Mandy's on her second sophomore year, so make it happen. 58 00:03:28,145 --> 00:03:32,334 And go light on the jewelry. He's easily distracted. 59 00:03:39,362 --> 00:03:42,658 So what's distracting you from setting the table? 60 00:03:42,770 --> 00:03:45,827 I'm turning my giant carbon footprint into a cute little baby foot... 61 00:03:45,828 --> 00:03:47,894 by converting my car into a biodiesel. 62 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:50,607 - Huh, by yourself? - You think a woman can't do it? 63 00:03:50,608 --> 00:03:53,616 Sure she can, if she's a mechanic. You do realize... 64 00:03:53,617 --> 00:03:56,874 that this is your only car, and if you destroy it, I'm not getting you another one. 65 00:03:56,875 --> 00:03:58,064 Relax, dad. 66 00:03:58,065 --> 00:04:01,579 I printed a comprehensive instruction manual off the internet. 67 00:04:01,580 --> 00:04:03,449 Got nine out of ten stars. 68 00:04:03,450 --> 00:04:07,122 Kat, I'm sure somewhere on the internet, there's a manual on how to deliver a baby... 69 00:04:07,123 --> 00:04:10,744 but it doesn't mean you know your way around a uterus. 70 00:04:10,988 --> 00:04:13,761 Why can't my dad just be an accountant? 71 00:04:14,657 --> 00:04:18,830 As long as she thinks you're gay, she's never going to see you as leading man material. 72 00:04:18,831 --> 00:04:22,475 You're like Hugh Jackman before he was Wolverine. 73 00:04:22,991 --> 00:04:25,964 Which means, if you want to run up your sex appeal... 74 00:04:25,965 --> 00:04:28,115 - you need-- - Adamantium claws. 75 00:04:28,116 --> 00:04:32,170 No. No. A- a- a big-screen movie moment. 76 00:04:32,499 --> 00:04:34,611 Visualize with me. 77 00:04:35,539 --> 00:04:37,982 - What am I seeing? - You. 78 00:04:38,151 --> 00:04:39,162 Got it. 79 00:04:39,296 --> 00:04:41,468 - On Bianca's doorstep. - Yes. 80 00:04:41,556 --> 00:04:43,040 - Wet. - Okay. 81 00:04:43,122 --> 00:04:44,634 And shirtless. 82 00:04:44,728 --> 00:04:48,295 - What? Why am I shirtless, exactly? - Because it's sexy. 83 00:04:48,389 --> 00:04:51,161 Trust me, girls eat this stuff up. 84 00:04:53,424 --> 00:04:56,690 So I show up at her house, shirtless and wet. 85 00:04:56,691 --> 00:04:58,771 - Yeah. - Then what do I say? 86 00:04:58,856 --> 00:05:00,506 You don't say anything. 87 00:05:00,643 --> 00:05:04,979 You just take her in your arms and lay a fat one on her. 88 00:05:08,591 --> 00:05:12,135 So really, this is less like Hugh Jackman... 89 00:05:12,136 --> 00:05:15,596 and more like Ryan Gosling in the notebook. 90 00:05:16,686 --> 00:05:20,981 Yeah, you see, it's that kind of comment that makes people wonder. 91 00:05:24,135 --> 00:05:26,577 - Hey. - I'm your new lab partner. 92 00:05:26,772 --> 00:05:28,003 Where's Mandy? 93 00:05:28,004 --> 00:05:33,052 She really wanted to work with Leon, so I swapped her seats. 94 00:05:34,762 --> 00:05:36,631 - Okay. - So, um, I was thinking that... 95 00:05:36,632 --> 00:05:40,344 we can get together after school today at my house and start working on our project. 96 00:05:40,345 --> 00:05:41,631 Uh, okay. 97 00:05:41,771 --> 00:05:45,532 Which do you want to pick? There's effects of pressure on the volume of a gas... 98 00:05:45,533 --> 00:05:49,503 - density determination, or-- - What kind of snacks do you have? 99 00:05:49,504 --> 00:05:52,869 Do you have those little baby carrot sticks? I love those. 100 00:05:52,870 --> 00:05:55,124 Yeah. I can get carrot sticks. 101 00:05:55,125 --> 00:05:56,007 Okay. 102 00:05:56,008 --> 00:05:58,780 Density determination it is. 103 00:06:08,337 --> 00:06:11,238 Well, there she is. Little lady who thinks she can convert a car... 104 00:06:11,239 --> 00:06:13,573 using a manual she found on the internet. 105 00:06:13,583 --> 00:06:16,667 All because she believes in the hype about global warming. 106 00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:19,698 I'm sorry, is this auto shop or 1952? 107 00:06:20,225 --> 00:06:22,170 You're just like my wife. 108 00:06:22,171 --> 00:06:26,907 After watching some show on HGTV, she tried to rewire an antique lamp. 109 00:06:26,991 --> 00:06:31,292 - Almost electrocuted herself. - Maybe it was a botched suicide attempt. 110 00:06:31,452 --> 00:06:35,286 Try not to break a nail. Back to work, boys. 111 00:06:53,402 --> 00:06:55,302 - Don't even bother. - Excuse me? 112 00:06:55,303 --> 00:06:59,142 Oh, Brad, I'm a girl. I can't do anything for myself. 113 00:06:59,143 --> 00:07:00,664 Please help me. 114 00:07:00,665 --> 00:07:02,994 Just because I'm husky doesn't mean I'm so desperate... 115 00:07:02,995 --> 00:07:05,502 for a pity flirt that I'll work my butt off for you. 116 00:07:05,503 --> 00:07:08,309 Girls and your witchy ways. 117 00:07:08,422 --> 00:07:11,779 No. No. Not falling for that again. 118 00:07:11,863 --> 00:07:16,696 - I guess a cuddle is out of the question. - You can cuddle with me, kitten. 119 00:07:18,243 --> 00:07:21,204 I like a woman who has no idea what she's doing. 120 00:07:21,205 --> 00:07:24,295 I just need a crowbar, and when I find one, you may want to run. 121 00:07:24,296 --> 00:07:27,612 And I'll run slow, so you could catch me. 122 00:07:28,079 --> 00:07:30,896 Hey. Can I borrow your crowbar? 123 00:07:34,966 --> 00:07:37,552 You got to be kidding me. 124 00:07:43,219 --> 00:07:48,531 Okay, so first, we need to measure the mass of a clean, dry object. 125 00:07:49,025 --> 00:07:52,580 This will do. And we put it on the laboratory balance, and... 126 00:07:52,581 --> 00:07:54,959 These would be really hard to peel. 127 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:58,097 I guess that's why they come like this in the bag. 128 00:07:58,182 --> 00:08:01,404 Um, Joey, over here. 129 00:08:01,911 --> 00:08:04,685 I'm sorry. I'm just bored. 130 00:08:05,258 --> 00:08:08,469 Look, we just need to power through this so that we can get a good grade. 131 00:08:08,470 --> 00:08:10,918 And why-- why do I need a good grade? 132 00:08:10,919 --> 00:08:13,576 So you can get into college and play football and stuff. 133 00:08:13,577 --> 00:08:15,069 But I want to be a model. 134 00:08:15,070 --> 00:08:18,341 How's football and college going to help my runway walk? 135 00:08:18,351 --> 00:08:21,608 Wow. You're really serious about this modeling stuff. 136 00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:25,911 I keep my body fat at 4%, I sleep in paraffin wax... 137 00:08:25,912 --> 00:08:30,808 and I even taped off a runway in my bedroom. Modeling's my dream. 138 00:08:32,555 --> 00:08:34,690 - Nobody gets it. - I do. 139 00:08:34,781 --> 00:08:37,848 I'm a dreamer, too. I even have a dream book. 140 00:08:38,286 --> 00:08:40,051 - What's a dream book? - Oh, my God. 141 00:08:40,052 --> 00:08:42,655 Only the greatest thing in the world. 142 00:08:43,203 --> 00:08:47,360 I've separated it into actionable goals from now until the year 2024. 143 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:50,980 On deck currently, become a cheerleader. 144 00:08:56,300 --> 00:08:58,371 20 says she quits by the end of the day. 145 00:08:58,372 --> 00:09:03,040 Ah, come on. If everyone bets against her, there's no point in having a pool. 146 00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:06,021 Patrick, you want to bet on her? 147 00:09:06,462 --> 00:09:09,488 Not while she's anywhere near power tools. 148 00:09:13,963 --> 00:09:15,413 I'll bet on myself. 149 00:09:15,414 --> 00:09:19,511 Careful. That money could buy you a bunch of tampons. 150 00:09:26,487 --> 00:09:30,587 Listen. For the record, I didn't even know you were in auto shop, okay? 151 00:09:30,588 --> 00:09:34,306 So if you think I'm here for you, you're sadly mistaken. 152 00:09:35,182 --> 00:09:36,234 Hey! 153 00:09:39,527 --> 00:09:40,751 What the hell? 154 00:09:40,752 --> 00:09:43,179 - Oh, my-- - I got it. 155 00:09:45,761 --> 00:09:47,739 Can we just agree on... 156 00:09:48,246 --> 00:09:53,096 a minimum, safe distance or do I have to file a restraining order? 157 00:09:55,054 --> 00:09:59,667 Don't flatter yourself. And I'm not leaving until I'm finished. 158 00:10:05,266 --> 00:10:07,669 And then, in about 15 years... 159 00:10:07,670 --> 00:10:11,462 after I sold my cosmetics line to a major conglomerate... 160 00:10:11,739 --> 00:10:15,080 I'll start adopting babies from all over the world. 161 00:10:15,081 --> 00:10:17,793 Starting with Uzbekistan. 162 00:10:17,981 --> 00:10:21,802 Wow. And all I want is to be the first male supermodel. 163 00:10:21,803 --> 00:10:26,222 And no, I don't count Tyson Beckford. He doesn't have a fragrance. 164 00:10:29,911 --> 00:10:32,222 - Hello? - Get back to work. 165 00:10:32,729 --> 00:10:34,467 Uh, Chastity... 166 00:10:34,617 --> 00:10:36,805 - where are you? - Behind you. 167 00:10:37,077 --> 00:10:38,302 Just kidding. 168 00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:43,355 Listen, Joey has the attention span of a cheerio, so keep him focused, okay? 169 00:10:47,578 --> 00:10:50,252 Okay, sweet dreams to the dreams book. 170 00:10:50,253 --> 00:10:54,403 Oh, my God. I am so sorry. 171 00:10:55,253 --> 00:10:59,407 I-- I'll just-- Put this in the washer. 172 00:10:59,557 --> 00:11:02,470 And then the dryer, and then... 173 00:11:03,777 --> 00:11:05,326 back on you. 174 00:11:05,580 --> 00:11:08,665 Don't worry. Models got to be naked a lot. 175 00:11:08,666 --> 00:11:10,868 It's good practice. 176 00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:22,521 Hey, Bian-- Joey Donner. 177 00:11:22,718 --> 00:11:25,413 In the flesh. Do I know you? 178 00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:29,554 Cameron James. We've been going to the same school since first grade. 179 00:11:29,555 --> 00:11:31,686 - Cameron. - Cameron James. 180 00:11:31,687 --> 00:11:35,727 Cameron James. Oh, Bianca's gay friend. 181 00:11:35,990 --> 00:11:39,212 Man, I- I really admire you for busting stereotypes. 182 00:11:39,222 --> 00:11:41,531 I'm actually trying to do the same thing. 183 00:11:41,532 --> 00:11:44,540 I want to show the world that straight guys can be models... 184 00:11:44,541 --> 00:11:47,363 in the same way that you're trying to show the world that-- 185 00:11:47,364 --> 00:11:50,940 that gay guys don't have to have six-pack abs. 186 00:11:51,954 --> 00:11:53,260 Yeah. 187 00:11:53,970 --> 00:11:57,743 - You looking for Bianca? - Nope. Just out jogging. 188 00:11:57,827 --> 00:12:00,034 Dude, you sweat a lot. 189 00:12:00,397 --> 00:12:02,921 It's, uh, been a problem. Sweating. 190 00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:06,246 So just do me a favor. Don't tell her I was here. 191 00:12:06,247 --> 00:12:08,084 - Oh, okay. - At all. 192 00:12:08,085 --> 00:12:10,795 Ever? Okay. See you later, Cameron. 193 00:12:10,926 --> 00:12:13,594 Hey, you have a good jog. 194 00:12:15,941 --> 00:12:17,208 Sticky. 195 00:12:36,318 --> 00:12:40,024 Ow, ow, ow. We're just working on a science project. 196 00:12:40,025 --> 00:12:44,104 My daughter is not, and never will be, enrolled in anatomy. 197 00:12:44,301 --> 00:12:46,942 - No. Science. - Dad! 198 00:12:47,623 --> 00:12:50,881 Look, I'm a surgeon. Come back here again like that, I'm going to cut something off. 199 00:12:50,882 --> 00:12:54,911 Daddy, I'll be back in a second. Put your head between your legs and breathe deeply. 200 00:12:54,912 --> 00:12:57,228 Count to ten. 201 00:12:59,586 --> 00:13:00,854 I'm sorry. 202 00:13:00,855 --> 00:13:03,994 He has some sort of disease that makes him cranky. 203 00:13:03,995 --> 00:13:06,882 - I think it's "manopause". - No worries. 204 00:13:07,032 --> 00:13:10,079 Um, you should have something to wear home. 205 00:13:10,729 --> 00:13:13,098 - Yeah. - Here. 206 00:13:14,667 --> 00:13:15,765 Thanks. 207 00:13:15,766 --> 00:13:18,205 Sorry. It's kind of small. 208 00:13:20,211 --> 00:13:24,702 Wow. I guess it's true. Real models can wear anything. 209 00:13:25,451 --> 00:13:27,448 Thanks, Bianca. 210 00:13:34,055 --> 00:13:38,114 Wow. You know, most people have a forehead. 211 00:13:38,227 --> 00:13:40,588 You've got a five-head. 212 00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:44,561 Five. I mean, that's what all the big agencies are looking for. 213 00:13:44,562 --> 00:13:47,386 It's like a billboard on your face. 214 00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:50,614 - I never knew that. - Yeah. 215 00:13:50,862 --> 00:13:53,691 - Your face is perfect. - No. 216 00:13:54,679 --> 00:13:55,975 Yours is... 217 00:13:57,684 --> 00:14:02,378 which is why you shouldn't let them hurt it at the football game. 218 00:14:02,463 --> 00:14:06,159 Your face is your moneymaker. See you tomorrow. 219 00:14:06,536 --> 00:14:09,438 Dad, in and out. 220 00:14:14,503 --> 00:14:18,351 Come on, kitten. Give up. Luis will take you to dinner. 221 00:14:18,352 --> 00:14:20,809 Thanks, but I've got a granola bar in my bag. 222 00:14:20,810 --> 00:14:24,184 Girls like you always have granola bars, and then you get mad at guys like me... 223 00:14:24,185 --> 00:14:26,427 because we eat red meat. Well, guess what? 224 00:14:26,428 --> 00:14:29,141 I don't care what you think. I'm going to clean up on this bet... 225 00:14:29,142 --> 00:14:34,358 and I'm going to spend your money on porn and cigars and women who don't talk back. 226 00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:36,927 Well, make sure you save some for therapy. 227 00:14:36,937 --> 00:14:40,844 And maybe you should save some for anger management. 228 00:14:57,895 --> 00:15:00,604 - Aw, Kat. - Don't say it. 229 00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:04,185 I know. You were right. I can't do this. 230 00:15:04,307 --> 00:15:06,082 Have some lasagna. 231 00:15:07,262 --> 00:15:08,648 Thanks. 232 00:15:09,934 --> 00:15:14,021 - Why didn't you call me sooner? - This is a car, not a uterus. 233 00:15:14,162 --> 00:15:18,823 - You just would have called a mechanic. - A mechanic. What a good idea. 234 00:15:19,718 --> 00:15:23,518 I should be able to do this myself. I'm not some damsel in distress. 235 00:15:23,519 --> 00:15:27,743 No, you're my "I don't give a damsel" in distress. 236 00:15:28,034 --> 00:15:30,287 You're also the most stubborn person I know. 237 00:15:30,288 --> 00:15:33,064 Remember your hunger strike in third grade? 238 00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:35,449 It worked. They put a salad bar in. 239 00:15:35,450 --> 00:15:37,228 The point is that... 240 00:15:37,229 --> 00:15:41,829 you dig your heels in and never let go, but sometimes it's okay to ask for help. 241 00:15:41,830 --> 00:15:45,722 Let's go home and we'll call a mechanic in the morning. 242 00:15:46,689 --> 00:15:47,910 Nope. 243 00:15:48,958 --> 00:15:51,042 I can do this. 244 00:15:51,996 --> 00:15:55,300 - Honey, this is crazy. - No, it's perseverance. 245 00:15:55,460 --> 00:15:57,705 I'm not going to let him be right about me. 246 00:15:57,706 --> 00:15:58,963 Him who? 247 00:15:59,142 --> 00:16:01,751 The proverbial him, meaning... 248 00:16:02,517 --> 00:16:07,473 all the guys in this stupid shop class. They all bet money that I would fail. 249 00:16:08,928 --> 00:16:10,176 All right. 250 00:16:11,115 --> 00:16:15,534 We can figure this out. You've got me till my C-section at 8 a.m. 251 00:16:16,198 --> 00:16:19,135 Can't believe they gave this thing nine out of ten stars. This is stupid. 252 00:16:19,136 --> 00:16:21,060 It doesn't even make-- 253 00:16:24,465 --> 00:16:25,733 I'm sorry. 254 00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:30,360 Usually when teenagers have their shirts off and are wet, magic happens. 255 00:16:30,361 --> 00:16:33,303 Magic might have happened. Just not with me. 256 00:16:33,304 --> 00:16:36,638 Okay, okay, new movie. Black Hawk Down. 257 00:16:36,639 --> 00:16:40,126 You're dropped into Somalia with no chance for victory. 258 00:16:40,127 --> 00:16:42,402 It's time to cut your losses and retreat. 259 00:16:42,403 --> 00:16:44,995 This isn't war, Michael. This is love. 260 00:16:44,996 --> 00:16:48,068 - And love's a battlefield. - How am I supposed to do that? 261 00:16:48,069 --> 00:16:50,245 We're in the same classes. I'm her French tutor. 262 00:16:50,246 --> 00:16:53,296 It's not like I can be medevaced out of her life. 263 00:16:53,297 --> 00:16:56,550 Aversion therapy. Put this on your wrist. 264 00:16:57,170 --> 00:16:59,575 Every time you think about Bianca, snap it. 265 00:16:59,576 --> 00:17:02,663 Rumor has it this is how Jen got over Brad. 266 00:17:03,198 --> 00:17:06,306 Oh, oh, there she is. Do it. 267 00:17:08,971 --> 00:17:10,680 Oh, God! 268 00:17:13,930 --> 00:17:16,427 What the hell happened with Joey? 269 00:17:16,512 --> 00:17:20,005 I spilled grape soda on him, so I was just trying-- 270 00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:23,860 No, no, no, no. No. Why is he quitting football? 271 00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:26,041 - What did you say to him? - Nothing. 272 00:17:26,042 --> 00:17:29,835 I would never tell him to quit football. I'm sucking up to you, remember? 273 00:17:29,836 --> 00:17:34,400 Did you or did you not tell him to protect his face? 274 00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:37,580 I was just being cute. 275 00:17:38,338 --> 00:17:40,469 Mmm. Cute. 276 00:17:40,717 --> 00:17:44,713 Cute is that cute little kitty on YouTube playing "chopsticks". 277 00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:48,283 Get him back on the team, or you'll be logging more hours in your mascot suit... 278 00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:51,745 than the freaks at a furry convention. 279 00:17:57,385 --> 00:17:59,478 - Joey. - Five-head! 280 00:18:00,365 --> 00:18:03,574 I feel as if I may have lead you down the wrong path. 281 00:18:03,659 --> 00:18:07,161 There's so much competition in the modeling world. It's really cutthroat. 282 00:18:07,162 --> 00:18:11,034 Which is why I made my very own dream book. 283 00:18:11,315 --> 00:18:13,829 - You inspired me. - You made a dream book? 284 00:18:13,830 --> 00:18:16,582 Yeah, and I put it into sections, just like you. 285 00:18:16,583 --> 00:18:19,881 One, develop my signature runway walk... 286 00:18:20,079 --> 00:18:22,971 two, clear up my "bacne", and three... 287 00:18:23,126 --> 00:18:24,576 - wax my-- - Joey. 288 00:18:24,884 --> 00:18:29,156 Dream books are just for fun. They don't actually make anything happen. 289 00:18:29,457 --> 00:18:33,357 The odds are stacked against you. I don't want to see you get hurt. 290 00:18:33,438 --> 00:18:36,812 You don't think I could be a model? 291 00:18:43,495 --> 00:18:46,140 I think you'll be a great model. 292 00:18:47,799 --> 00:18:49,816 Which is why you should play football. 293 00:18:49,817 --> 00:18:52,525 How can football help me? It's not face-friendly. 294 00:18:52,526 --> 00:18:55,867 Oh, look at David Beckham. He's one of the biggest male models in the world. 295 00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:59,399 He even has a fragrance. And how did he get that? 296 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,474 - By playing? - Soccer. 297 00:19:01,812 --> 00:19:05,078 - Which in England is called? - Soccer. 298 00:19:05,247 --> 00:19:06,627 Football. 299 00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:10,567 By playing football, you'll increase your chances at getting discovered. 300 00:19:10,568 --> 00:19:13,931 You're right! Bianca, you're so smart. 301 00:19:13,932 --> 00:19:16,467 I got to go tell the coach before he gives my jersey away. 302 00:19:16,468 --> 00:19:18,678 Um, don't worry. It has your name on it. 303 00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:23,249 I know, which is why I don't want him to give it away. Duh. 304 00:19:29,660 --> 00:19:32,898 Did you remember to recalibrate your flux capacitor? 305 00:19:32,983 --> 00:19:36,119 This is a straight veggie oil conversion, not a time machine. 306 00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:40,786 Kitten, stock fuel pumps can't handle the thicker veggie oil. 307 00:19:40,945 --> 00:19:46,375 That's why I've rigged a parallel auxiliary fuel pump that's switchable at the dash. 308 00:19:48,487 --> 00:19:51,463 - You did that yourself? - Didn't even break a nail. 309 00:19:51,464 --> 00:19:55,069 I think I love you for real. No joke. 310 00:20:04,516 --> 00:20:08,159 Please start. Please start. Please start. Please start. 311 00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:17,134 Pay up. 312 00:20:19,210 --> 00:20:22,572 - This will buy a lot of crisco. - Ah. 313 00:20:25,903 --> 00:20:29,942 Okay. I'm impressed. So you're going to take her for a ride? 314 00:20:30,036 --> 00:20:33,250 Yup. Now we can really keep our distance. 315 00:20:33,251 --> 00:20:34,103 Oh. 316 00:20:37,827 --> 00:20:39,693 Bye, fellas. 317 00:20:50,691 --> 00:20:53,086 Cameron, guess what? I get to cheer today. 318 00:20:53,087 --> 00:20:55,876 The uniform doesn't fit, but who cares? You'll be there, right? 319 00:20:55,877 --> 00:20:58,036 - I wouldn't miss it. - Yay! 320 00:21:02,171 --> 00:21:04,402 You know what? I don't want to get over her. 321 00:21:04,403 --> 00:21:07,358 I want to be the guy in the movie who never gives up... 322 00:21:07,359 --> 00:21:09,335 and eventually gets the girl. 323 00:21:09,420 --> 00:21:11,995 Yeah. I don't watch those movies. 324 00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:14,305 Unless there's nudity. 325 00:21:15,863 --> 00:21:16,895 What?