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And we continue to wait
word from the White House
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on who president Gilchris
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plans to nominate
to the supreme court.
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Many in both parties are asking,
"what's the holdup?"
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Okay, it's Hopkins.
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Good choice, sir.
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Or Chang.
Hopkins or Chang.
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That's my short list.
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But now I'm feeling like
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why isn't Garcia in the mix?
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I love Garcia.
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And we're going backwards.
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Honey, maybe you need
to take a break.
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So many qualified judges.
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If one of them
would just take a bribe
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or strike a pedestrian,
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it would really
make this easier.
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Why don't you get out of here,
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get some air.
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Okay.
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I've decided.
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The President has decided
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to go to his ranch in Nevada.
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He's taking a vacation?
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He is stepping
outside of the bubble
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to focus on this major decision.
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So it is a vacation.
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Marshall:
You know what, darling.
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This appointment is
of monumental importance,
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and the President takes it
very, very seriously.
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To the ranch, to the ranch.
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To the ranch, ranch, ranch.
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Tom, Sylvia.
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♪ Oh, whoa-oh-oh, whoa
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I'm so happy you're coming
on vacation with us, Marshall.
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Yup, I get to watch
your father Bale Hay
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while I take an
irresponsible amount
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- of black market antihistamines.
- Mm-hmm.
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I have... I have
terrible allergies.
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(Laughing): Right, that
is hysterical, bud.
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Wait, here comes Stacey.
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Marshall: What's going
on with you and her?
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Well, we went on one date.
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The Washington Post
called it a disaster,
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but I don't read reviews.
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Technically, we're not
together-together,
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or together, but I like the path
we're on right now.
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Oh, no, what's this?
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Look at them.
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Sustained eye contact?
The tender of exchanging mail?
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Skip, I think
you're overreacting.
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Okay, that's not good.
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You sure I can't come?
I'm practically family.
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I'm related to
that little rascal.
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You sure are.
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Look, D.B., we've really
gotten to know each other
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over the last six weeks,
and it's going fine.
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I think it's going awesome.
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Okay, awesome.
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But why don't we let it
breathe a little, you know?
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Maybe we'll look back
on this time
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and say, "wow, absence
made the heart grow fonder."
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Think so?
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Hope so.
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Well, you know what they
say: Hindsight's 50/50.
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- What?
- It's an expression.
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It means things are
basically cool either way.
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Oh, I'm going to miss you.
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(Sighs)
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Wow, that's firm.
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Bob.
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Oh, this is going to be
a good weekend, Emily.
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Smell that air.
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(Sneezes)
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Oh, that's ragweed.
Here we go.
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Isn't it amazing how
different you feel out here?
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This is a place that
I can think, you know.
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I can get some real work
done with my own hands.
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I know. I'm so excited.
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Really?
You hate nature.
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I do not hate nature.
I respect it.
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As I would any adversary.
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I'm just looking forward
to being a normal family.
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There's nothing
to distract us here.
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Come on, guys.
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We're at the ranch.
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Let's hike to a swimming hole
and track a wild buffalo.
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Do we have that here?
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I'm in the middle of a
serious online debate
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about objectivist philosophy.
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What about you, Marigold?
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Oh, uh, I'll have
a grilled cheese.
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Shh. You guys are ruining
Bridges of Madison County.
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Becca: Yes, D.B.,
I will pet a horse for you.
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Yup, I promise
it will be a brown one.
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Okay, bye.
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The phone's not really
his best medium.
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In person you can look at him.
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Which is good.
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I'm going to go milk a cow.
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That kid gets it.
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Yeah, but what
about the others?
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I can almost see them
losing bone density.
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Skip still moping
about that girl.
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He brought a suitcase
full of DVDs
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'cause he said he needs
to get his "cry on."
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(Whispering): There's so
much love and so much loss
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and so many bridges.
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Thank you.
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(Coughs)
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That's warm.
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How long has it been out?
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Of the cow?
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About 30 seconds.
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What is this? Fur?
That is gross.
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What are you doing?
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Well, your dad decided to throw
Garcia back into the mix
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so now I have to write
a new speech.
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Millie Garcia?
Second circuit?
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88 majority opinions, only
3% overturned on appeal?
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I mean, nobody puts up
those kind of numbers.
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Here, move over.
This speech writes itself.
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You are a nerd.
You know that?
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Marigold:
Emily.
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Give me that back!
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This is not yours.
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Where are you going?
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Give me back my phone!
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Okay, what are you doing?
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I just texted Lisa
she was my "BFF,"
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but it autocorrected it
to "BFFA,"
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which is a total insult.
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And if I don't post
on the message board,
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they'll think I concede
the argument, Emily.
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Your phones are safe, all right?
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They are being hidden in a spot
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that I have right here
on this map.
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And with these backpacks,
this compass,
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and some good,
old-fashioned orienteering,
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we are going to
find your phones.
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And you know what else we'll find?
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- Rattlesnakes?
- Quicksand?
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- Poison Ivy?
- Hantavirus?
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- Mountain lions?
- Hill folk?
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- A jackalope?
- Unsprung bear traps?
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- Flash floods?
- El Chupacabra?
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- Nell? - The bones of the
last kids who tried this?
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No. Fun...
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With a compass.
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Emily, I don't even
know you anymore.
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Sigh.
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You're upset about a girl, huh?
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Yeah, she threw away
everything we had.
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Before we had anything.
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Skip, you know I'm in the middle
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of making a tough decision, right?
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And the more I think about
it and focus on it,
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the more stuck I get.
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So, what I do is,
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I chop wood
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and I don't think about it.
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I chop. Don't think.
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Chop...
Then it comes to me.
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Give it a try.
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Let me get it set up.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, careful.
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I'll get out of the way before...
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Okay.
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Yeah, well, see...
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Um, I think what
you might want to do,
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is take all those feelings
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that are inside you, right?
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And make them fly out
of the end of the axe.
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Make Stacey get out
of your head.
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Get out of my head, Stacey.
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Yeah.
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Stacey, get out of my head.
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Well, that's a start.
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Xander: Isn't this great, guys?
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You can't get this at home.
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It's just us and the mountain.
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Man versus nature.
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Emily, right behind us
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is an example of man's
victory over nature.
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We've already won this war.
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Guys, look, you
just got to forget
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the secret service
is there, okay?
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Oh, my God, look.
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Xander: A Bunny rabbit. Aww.
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Now you'll always remember
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that great hiking trip
where we saw the bunny.
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Marigold:
Wow, look at that bird.
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See how he's circling?
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I think that means
he's looking for... oh.
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(Screeching) (Wings fluttering)
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Oh, my God, that rabbit
screamed like a person.
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It's a perfectly normal
part of nature, guys.
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Circle of life.
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Ooh, this is a good one.
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Her rationale
in Mallone v. Vermont
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has become sine qua non
in due process cases,
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even beyond her circuit.
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She's not afraid to make
tough decisions.
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You're making it
sound simplistic.
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I'm making it sound human.
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I take your raw, unpasteurized
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horrible-tasting
information milk
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and I process it
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into a delightful
whipped topping.
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After being reversed
on the claimant's standing
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in Smith v. Smith,
she masterfully resurrected
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a ripeness argument.
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She is no quitter.
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You're good.
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Thank you.
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(Sighs) Really
loving this, dad.
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I feel like I'm Luke Skywalker
on the swamp planet of Dagobah
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and you're Yoda
and you're speaking
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in a really weird cadence,
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but I'm really learning
and growing.
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That's good, but I think
we'd get a little bit more done
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if you focus little less
on talking,
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a little more on chopping.
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No. No, maybe for you.
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But I'm more of a
classic multi-tasker.
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Dad, let me ask you something.
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Do you ever wonder
what it would be like if,
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instead of being president,
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you were just a cowboy
or a legend?
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Hey, dad, what would you do
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if an alligator jumped out
at you right now?
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Skip, this is a
ranch in Nevada...
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Uh-uh, too late,
you just lost an arm.
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Let's say a Vegas
alligator escaped
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from the Otto Burnholtz
alligator magic spectacular
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and is scuttling
across the Mojave.
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He's hot, he's tired,
he's pissy,
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and he's going to eat you.
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What do you do, dad?
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What do you do?
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You punch it in the eyes.
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And then you run.
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But not in a zigzag motion.
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That's a myth that a lot
of people have disproven
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with their lives.
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(Whispering): Do you know what
the alligator mating call is?
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(Weird bleating)
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So, either there are
no alligators here,
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or they've recently fornicated.
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But that's not how
the snapping turtle thinks.
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(Chainsaw starting)
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(Barely audible):
A lot of people don't know this
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(Barely audible): But
interestingly enough,
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the python is taking
over the Everglades.
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They estimate that...
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Can't stop thinking
about that rabbit.
259
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For some reason, Emily wants
us to remember that forever.
260
00:10:05,926 --> 00:10:10,063
Guys, just try picturing a
nest full of cute baby hawks
261
00:10:10,097 --> 00:10:12,114
with full tummies instead.
262
00:10:12,148 --> 00:10:13,199
- Gross.
- Ew.
263
00:10:13,233 --> 00:10:15,084
Emily: Speaking of which,
you guys look hungry.
264
00:10:15,119 --> 00:10:19,605
Do I hear a dinner triangle?
265
00:10:21,625 --> 00:10:23,860
Come and get it!
266
00:10:24,494 --> 00:10:26,945
Did you bring a can opener?
267
00:10:27,563 --> 00:10:28,797
I sure...
268
00:10:28,798 --> 00:10:31,049
Corkscrew.
269
00:10:31,084 --> 00:10:32,033
Damn it.
270
00:10:32,068 --> 00:10:33,285
Emily, as the largest,
271
00:10:33,319 --> 00:10:35,170
I would like to ally
with you now
272
00:10:35,204 --> 00:10:36,054
against Marigold
273
00:10:36,272 --> 00:10:38,907
before this devolves into
a donner party situation.
274
00:10:39,042 --> 00:10:41,043
We're not going to
need to eat Marigold.
275
00:10:43,029 --> 00:10:46,748
Steve? Hank?
276
00:10:53,239 --> 00:10:54,906
Thank you.
277
00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:56,507
All right, soup's on.
278
00:10:56,542 --> 00:10:57,742
Great.
279
00:10:57,760 --> 00:10:58,760
Where are the spoons?
280
00:10:58,761 --> 00:11:00,361
Damn it.
281
00:11:01,563 --> 00:11:03,798
It has a lot to do
with pond temperature.
282
00:11:03,832 --> 00:11:04,832
(Cracking)
283
00:11:04,883 --> 00:11:06,634
Father, look out!
284
00:11:08,420 --> 00:11:09,570
(Grunts)
285
00:11:09,605 --> 00:11:10,888
My back.
286
00:11:10,906 --> 00:11:13,207
The tree was about
to fall on you.
287
00:11:13,859 --> 00:11:15,876
- Oh...
- Timber, right?
288
00:11:15,911 --> 00:11:17,811
Should one of us
have said "timber"?
289
00:11:17,846 --> 00:11:19,396
(Computer dings)
290
00:11:24,953 --> 00:11:26,604
Hey, D.B.
291
00:11:26,638 --> 00:11:28,138
Hey, it's me, D.B.!
292
00:11:28,173 --> 00:11:29,974
Yeah, I can see you.
293
00:11:30,008 --> 00:11:32,876
I had such a crazy day
at the Old Navy.
294
00:11:32,910 --> 00:11:34,461
My boss asked me to order
295
00:11:34,512 --> 00:11:36,379
extra larges, and I thought
he meant more larges,
296
00:11:36,414 --> 00:11:38,431
which he did not mean.
297
00:11:38,466 --> 00:11:40,750
So long story short:
Sale on larges.
298
00:11:40,785 --> 00:11:43,069
- Ha. - But hey,
hindsight's 50/50, right?
299
00:11:43,104 --> 00:11:44,621
Speaking of whi...
(Mutes sound)
300
00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:46,773
Yeah.
301
00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:49,109
Totally hear you.
302
00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:52,979
Hope you kids are
all right in there.
303
00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:54,997
Sorry I brought
the wrong size tent.
304
00:11:55,032 --> 00:11:59,335
But I'm not sorry
'cause I love it out here.
305
00:11:59,369 --> 00:12:01,537
I can see Orion,
306
00:12:01,571 --> 00:12:03,956
and the other one...
307
00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:06,425
Oh! Spider on my face!
308
00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:09,044
(Panting)
Oh, spider. Spider on my face!
309
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,563
Ah, ah!
310
00:12:10,614 --> 00:12:11,797
Its foot went in my mouth.
311
00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:12,898
Ah, ah.
312
00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:14,717
Spider web!
313
00:12:14,751 --> 00:12:16,135
Oh, that was a spider web!
314
00:12:16,186 --> 00:12:17,186
Ah, ah!
315
00:12:17,220 --> 00:12:20,690
(Blows out) Mother nature!
316
00:12:23,794 --> 00:12:26,195
Wow. Deep sleepers.
317
00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:29,999
I'm out.
318
00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:34,903
Hey, guys.
319
00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:38,574
I'm just taking a break
from the grandeur.
320
00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:40,176
And its many...
321
00:12:40,210 --> 00:12:41,794
Many spiders.
322
00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:43,512
I'm gonna get back out there.
323
00:12:43,547 --> 00:12:45,097
Don't you worry.
324
00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:46,799
Any second now.
325
00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:48,083
I'm gonna leave
326
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,418
the comfort of this
327
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:53,439
American-made
luxury SUV and...
328
00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:54,923
Oh, wait.
329
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:58,427
Oh, this bad boy
goes all the way back.
330
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,229
And that is a seat warmer.
331
00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:03,783
(Exhales)
332
00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:07,735
Wake me in four hours and
throw some leaves in my hair.
333
00:13:13,195 --> 00:13:13,894
(Dale groans)
334
00:13:13,912 --> 00:13:15,179
Owie.
335
00:13:15,214 --> 00:13:16,681
How's the back, sir?
336
00:13:16,732 --> 00:13:18,616
Considering I was
chain-sawing with Skip,
337
00:13:18,650 --> 00:13:19,884
it could have been a lot worse.
338
00:13:20,986 --> 00:13:22,904
You look like crap, by the way.
339
00:13:22,938 --> 00:13:24,806
Allergies have shut down
all but my most basic systems.
340
00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:27,742
(Sniffs) Anyway, I, uh,
finished the Garcia speech.
341
00:13:27,776 --> 00:13:28,910
Becca was actually a big help.
342
00:13:28,944 --> 00:13:30,178
I brought it by in case
343
00:13:30,212 --> 00:13:31,362
you wanted to take
a look at it.
344
00:13:31,396 --> 00:13:32,814
He will do no such thing.
345
00:13:33,932 --> 00:13:35,132
Papa,
346
00:13:35,184 --> 00:13:37,568
yesterday you guided
me through my pain
347
00:13:37,603 --> 00:13:39,303
by showing me your world.
348
00:13:39,338 --> 00:13:40,872
And today, as you recover
from the injuries
349
00:13:40,906 --> 00:13:42,073
that I inflicted upon you,
350
00:13:42,124 --> 00:13:43,324
I will show you mine.
351
00:13:43,958 --> 00:13:45,525
Now, would you rather visit
352
00:13:45,543 --> 00:13:46,777
Madison County,
353
00:13:46,811 --> 00:13:48,545
or take A Walk to Remember?
354
00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:51,464
That's really sweet, Skip,
355
00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:53,116
but you should be outside
356
00:13:53,150 --> 00:13:54,834
working through
the whole Stacey thing...
357
00:13:54,852 --> 00:13:56,652
Shh. Shh, shh.
358
00:13:56,687 --> 00:13:58,387
Don't think. Chop.
359
00:13:58,422 --> 00:13:59,956
You taught me that.
360
00:13:59,990 --> 00:14:01,540
Now let me teach you.
361
00:14:01,558 --> 00:14:04,109
- Let me be your Yoda.
- I don't need a Yoda.
362
00:14:04,127 --> 00:14:05,728
(Imitating Yoda):
Mm. Resistant
363
00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,313
you be.
364
00:14:07,331 --> 00:14:08,881
(Knocking softly) (Gasps)
365
00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:16,622
Why didn't you wake me?
366
00:14:16,657 --> 00:14:17,974
We tried, ma'am.
367
00:14:18,008 --> 00:14:19,642
You made a number
of profane threats.
368
00:14:21,478 --> 00:14:22,411
Okay.
369
00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:24,296
I know this looks bad.
370
00:14:24,314 --> 00:14:26,115
Your latte, ma'am.
371
00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:27,917
Thank you.
372
00:14:30,319 --> 00:14:32,254
Dad, have you ever eaten
fried green tomatoes?
373
00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:33,655
I ate like a million of them
374
00:14:33,689 --> 00:14:34,856
after I watched the movie,
375
00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:35,957
just to kind of immerse myself,
376
00:14:35,992 --> 00:14:37,259
and to be honest,
377
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:38,593
I did not love 'em.
378
00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:40,562
I liked them, did not love 'em.
379
00:14:40,596 --> 00:14:42,898
I wonder why
380
00:14:42,932 --> 00:14:45,433
the tomatoes have to be green.
381
00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:47,118
Why not just...
Fried tomatoes!
382
00:14:47,119 --> 00:14:48,970
You literally never
hear about those.
383
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:50,421
Kind of weird, right?
384
00:14:50,422 --> 00:14:51,655
Kind of weird.
385
00:14:51,674 --> 00:14:52,857
Maybe it's a flavor profile
386
00:14:52,891 --> 00:14:54,075
- thing, or maybe...
- Enough!
387
00:14:54,109 --> 00:14:55,276
- Please.
- Well, what...?
388
00:14:55,327 --> 00:14:56,511
You're relentless.
389
00:14:56,545 --> 00:14:57,712
Have you ever heard
the expression
390
00:14:57,746 --> 00:14:59,230
"a little goes a long way"?
391
00:14:59,264 --> 00:15:00,732
I've heard that about cinnamon.
392
00:15:00,750 --> 00:15:02,411
Well, you're like the
cinnamon of people,
393
00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:03,851
and that's your problem.
394
00:15:03,886 --> 00:15:05,770
You say every single thing
that pops into your head.
395
00:15:05,804 --> 00:15:08,756
I'm sorry. I was upset
about Stacey, I guess.
396
00:15:08,790 --> 00:15:10,007
Well, get over it!
397
00:15:10,041 --> 00:15:11,159
I mean, is this
how you act with her?
398
00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:13,111
It's no wonder that she doesn't
want to go out with you.
399
00:15:15,230 --> 00:15:16,981
And I immediately regret
that I said that.
400
00:15:17,015 --> 00:15:19,350
Yesterday, you
taught me lessons
401
00:15:19,384 --> 00:15:20,584
using tough love,
402
00:15:20,602 --> 00:15:21,936
and today you're teaching me
403
00:15:21,987 --> 00:15:23,988
using no love.
404
00:15:24,022 --> 00:15:25,239
So I thank you.
405
00:15:26,090 --> 00:15:28,475
They say our work with
ourselves is never done.
406
00:15:28,509 --> 00:15:29,710
Ah!
407
00:15:29,744 --> 00:15:31,528
I think I hear
my kettle boiling.
408
00:15:31,546 --> 00:15:32,879
Skip...
409
00:15:32,914 --> 00:15:34,865
Skip!
410
00:15:34,899 --> 00:15:36,166
Buddy...
411
00:15:37,552 --> 00:15:39,186
Are you sure it's okay
412
00:15:39,237 --> 00:15:40,621
for you to be doing this in your...
413
00:15:40,672 --> 00:15:42,238
Condition?
414
00:15:42,256 --> 00:15:44,441
My O.B. says it's okay,
and the NRA recommends it.
415
00:15:44,475 --> 00:15:46,909
- I see you survived the night.
- Yeah.
416
00:15:46,928 --> 00:15:48,211
What'd you do
after I passed out?
417
00:15:48,229 --> 00:15:49,512
I skyped with D.B.
418
00:15:49,530 --> 00:15:51,114
Oh. How was that?
419
00:15:51,132 --> 00:15:52,983
Good!
420
00:15:56,453 --> 00:15:58,387
You okay?
421
00:15:58,422 --> 00:15:59,672
(Exhales)
422
00:15:59,723 --> 00:16:01,757
D.B. is great.
423
00:16:01,775 --> 00:16:03,909
He really is.
He's just...
424
00:16:03,944 --> 00:16:06,595
Not exactly who
I see myself with.
425
00:16:06,630 --> 00:16:08,080
You know, he's really sweet
426
00:16:08,131 --> 00:16:11,133
and he tries so hard.
427
00:16:11,167 --> 00:16:12,618
Yeah, and I am confident enough
428
00:16:12,653 --> 00:16:13,969
in my heterosexuality
429
00:16:13,987 --> 00:16:16,405
to say that he is
a fine-looking man.
430
00:16:16,423 --> 00:16:18,224
I just always saw myself
431
00:16:18,275 --> 00:16:20,609
as being part of one of
those, like, power couples
432
00:16:20,643 --> 00:16:22,178
who's brilliant and
433
00:16:22,212 --> 00:16:23,462
hyper-successful
434
00:16:23,513 --> 00:16:25,031
and watches documentaries,
435
00:16:25,065 --> 00:16:27,883
and just makes everyone else
feel super-inadequate
436
00:16:27,918 --> 00:16:29,235
- about their own relationship.
- Don't worry.
437
00:16:29,269 --> 00:16:31,020
People will totally,
totally hate you guys.
438
00:16:31,038 --> 00:16:32,154
You're just saying that.
439
00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:35,757
Well, no point in looking back.
440
00:16:35,792 --> 00:16:36,909
What happened happened.
441
00:16:36,943 --> 00:16:38,894
Yep. Hindsight is 20/20.
442
00:16:48,404 --> 00:16:49,604
D.B.:
Hello!
443
00:16:49,622 --> 00:16:51,106
Oh!
444
00:16:51,124 --> 00:16:52,124
D.B.!
445
00:16:52,125 --> 00:16:54,259
Hey! It's me, D.B.
446
00:16:54,310 --> 00:16:56,043
- Whoa, what...?
- What's happening, Marvin?
447
00:16:56,061 --> 00:16:57,095
It's Marshall.
448
00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:58,946
- Well, what are you doing here?
- Last night on Skype,
449
00:16:58,964 --> 00:17:00,165
I asked if you were
gonna have trouble
450
00:17:00,216 --> 00:17:01,599
sleeping without your
pregnancy pillow.
451
00:17:01,634 --> 00:17:03,985
And you said, "uh-huh,
I totally hear you."
452
00:17:04,003 --> 00:17:05,870
And I said, "do you want me
to bring it to the ranch?"
453
00:17:05,921 --> 00:17:08,156
And you said, "uh-huh,
I totally hear you."
454
00:17:08,190 --> 00:17:09,741
So, here I am.
And here it is.
455
00:17:09,792 --> 00:17:12,493
Wow, that's really, really...
456
00:17:12,911 --> 00:17:14,846
You bought a plane ticket
on one-day notice?
457
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:16,147
That must have cost you a fortune.
458
00:17:16,198 --> 00:17:18,416
Well, I wanted my baby
to be comfortable.
459
00:17:18,450 --> 00:17:19,834
You, not the stomach baby.
460
00:17:19,868 --> 00:17:21,018
Both.
461
00:17:21,069 --> 00:17:23,287
Whoo, well!
462
00:17:23,338 --> 00:17:25,005
I've been cooped up on
a plane for six hours.
463
00:17:25,323 --> 00:17:26,624
You guys want to go for a hike?
464
00:17:26,658 --> 00:17:28,793
Marvin, push-up pyramid
at the top of the hill!
465
00:17:28,844 --> 00:17:30,077
Whoo!
466
00:17:30,095 --> 00:17:31,195
Let's do this!
467
00:17:31,229 --> 00:17:33,147
Come on! Whoo!
468
00:17:34,549 --> 00:17:36,367
I'm not taking my shirt off.
469
00:17:36,401 --> 00:17:37,918
Come on, Marvin.
Let's go!
470
00:17:37,953 --> 00:17:40,304
(Birds twittering)
471
00:17:52,651 --> 00:17:55,352
(Sighs)
472
00:18:05,112 --> 00:18:06,212
How'd you find me?
473
00:18:06,246 --> 00:18:08,314
Look, I'm sorry.
474
00:18:08,332 --> 00:18:10,199
I made a mistake.
475
00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:13,619
I guess I'm feeling
the pressures of the job.
476
00:18:13,637 --> 00:18:15,071
I didn't mean any of that.
477
00:18:15,105 --> 00:18:16,522
Perhaps you shouldn't
say every little thing
478
00:18:16,557 --> 00:18:18,057
that pops into your head.
479
00:18:18,092 --> 00:18:19,413
Look, I said you
were wallowing...
480
00:18:19,426 --> 00:18:21,327
I'm the one who's wallowing.
481
00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:24,914
I keep second-guessing myself
about that judge thing.
482
00:18:24,948 --> 00:18:28,000
It's hard to admit.
483
00:18:28,535 --> 00:18:30,068
I'm afraid of being wrong.
484
00:18:30,086 --> 00:18:32,971
Why don't you just go
with your gut?
485
00:18:34,657 --> 00:18:35,908
That's what you do, right?
486
00:18:35,942 --> 00:18:38,327
I mean, like with Stacey.
487
00:18:38,478 --> 00:18:40,112
You don't even know
if she likes you.
488
00:18:40,146 --> 00:18:42,014
No, there's mostly evidence
to the contrary.
489
00:18:42,048 --> 00:18:44,533
But you know she's the one.
490
00:18:44,567 --> 00:18:46,117
Of course.
491
00:18:48,321 --> 00:18:50,439
You actually make
a pretty good Yoda.
492
00:18:55,778 --> 00:18:56,995
Out of curiosity,
493
00:18:57,029 --> 00:18:58,330
who would you go with?
494
00:18:58,364 --> 00:19:00,465
- Hopkins, Chang, or Garcia?
- Chang.
495
00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:03,251
- Is it because she's Asian?
- Yes.
496
00:19:03,686 --> 00:19:06,054
Emily: All right, just
a little further up,
497
00:19:06,105 --> 00:19:07,305
and then it's just a short hike
498
00:19:07,339 --> 00:19:09,557
back to the house.
499
00:19:09,608 --> 00:19:11,659
So our phones have been near
the house the whole time.
500
00:19:11,694 --> 00:19:13,111
Great.
501
00:19:13,145 --> 00:19:14,329
(Sighs) Just when I thought
502
00:19:14,363 --> 00:19:15,630
I was into this hike, Emily,
503
00:19:15,664 --> 00:19:16,831
you pull me back out.
504
00:19:16,882 --> 00:19:18,215
All right!
You know what?
505
00:19:18,834 --> 00:19:20,000
You're right.
506
00:19:20,035 --> 00:19:21,652
Nature sucks, okay?
507
00:19:21,670 --> 00:19:23,287
I have got three
different rashes.
508
00:19:23,305 --> 00:19:25,139
A spider crawled across
my face in the night.
509
00:19:25,190 --> 00:19:26,707
Did it lay eggs?
Who knows?
510
00:19:26,741 --> 00:19:28,259
Check back in nine days.
511
00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:30,311
So...
I'm sorry.
512
00:19:30,362 --> 00:19:32,713
All right?
I thought we would be outside
513
00:19:32,747 --> 00:19:35,015
and bond and make memories.
514
00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:36,300
The only memories we've made
515
00:19:36,318 --> 00:19:37,785
are the kind that
will haunt us.
516
00:19:37,836 --> 00:19:39,220
Which is on me.
517
00:19:39,254 --> 00:19:41,822
So...stepmom strikes out again.
518
00:19:44,943 --> 00:19:46,193
What?
519
00:19:53,418 --> 00:19:54,635
Dale:
Hey, guys.
520
00:19:57,222 --> 00:19:59,657
Listen, about before...
521
00:20:00,591 --> 00:20:02,208
I'm sorry.
I got carried away.
522
00:20:02,259 --> 00:20:04,093
Oh, totally.
I get it.
523
00:20:04,127 --> 00:20:06,095
D.B. is the father
of this baby.
524
00:20:06,113 --> 00:20:07,597
I have to try and make it work.
525
00:20:07,615 --> 00:20:09,532
Hey, I just want you
to be happy.
526
00:20:09,567 --> 00:20:11,234
So... just
friends, right?
527
00:20:11,268 --> 00:20:12,552
Of course!
528
00:20:12,603 --> 00:20:14,470
Otherwise...
529
00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:16,456
This would be
completely romantic.
530
00:20:22,246 --> 00:20:24,914
Now, this is the kind of
memory I was talking about.
531
00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:26,132
(Phone ringing)
532
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:27,467
My phone!
533
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:30,887
And we're done.
534
00:20:36,510 --> 00:20:39,861
Skip: Dad, how did you learn to
stare off in the distance like that?
535
00:20:39,895 --> 00:20:41,912
Is it about how squinty
to make your eyes?
536
00:20:41,931 --> 00:20:43,732
Not now, Skip.
537
00:20:48,062 --> 00:20:51,380
And the President urges Congress
to confirm judge Garcia quickly
538
00:20:51,431 --> 00:20:53,071
so she can bring her
wisdom and experience
539
00:20:53,099 --> 00:20:54,349
to the bench
540
00:20:54,384 --> 00:20:56,969
(barely audible): as soon as possible.
541
00:21:01,307 --> 00:21:04,092
What's up, friend-o?
542
00:21:04,127 --> 00:21:05,844
You better treat Stacey right,
543
00:21:05,879 --> 00:21:08,079
or you'll have to answer
to the Cinnamon kid.
544
00:21:08,097 --> 00:21:09,581
- Are you the Cinnamon kid?
- Yes.
545
00:21:09,599 --> 00:21:11,683
Yes, I am.
That's my cowboy nickname.
546
00:21:11,718 --> 00:21:14,753
A little of me goes a long way.
547
00:21:14,771 --> 00:21:16,605
Don't worry about it.
She broke up with me.
548
00:21:16,639 --> 00:21:18,607
Oh...
549
00:21:18,641 --> 00:21:20,592
No, I'm so sorry.
550
00:21:20,610 --> 00:21:21,977
Come here.
551
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:24,780
Well, if it's any consolation,
552
00:21:24,814 --> 00:21:26,264
she was way too good for you.
553
00:21:26,282 --> 00:21:28,567
- Huh?
- Hush...
554
00:21:28,601 --> 00:21:31,286
Don't think. Chop.