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Skip, what are you doing?
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Oh, just collecting roses
for my lady.
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Your lady?
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Remember Stacey Kim
from the mailroom?
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Well, I asked her out,
and she said yes.
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Isn't Stacey the one
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that ran away when you asked her
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to be your girlfriend
in a room full of senators?
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I was hoping you'd forget
about that, but yes.
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She also said
she's gonna give me
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one more chance.
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However, if you heard the way
in which she said it,
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you'd realize I really do have
to make this
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the most romantic night ever.
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And you know how to do that?
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Rose petals wherever she goes.
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Getting in the car, rose petals.
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At the dinner table,
rose petals.
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Go to the bathroom,
"what's that, Stacey?
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What's that all over the seat?"
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Those are rose petals.
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It's gonna be pretty classy.
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I don't want to tell you how
to do your job,
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but if he's got a blade
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in his hands,
you're doing it wrong.
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sync and corrections by bellows
www.addic7ed.com
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We better get this version
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of the bill to congress,
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so they can get a head start
on not reading it.
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My point is they don't do anything.
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Are you sure you want
to go down this road?
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There are plenty of other things
we could do tonight.
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It doesn't have to be like this.
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So you surrender
without a fight?
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I'll set it up.
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Hey, dad, we just saw
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the most amazing exhibit
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- at the national gallery.
- What'd you see?
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Microscopes and Petticoats:
Portraits of female scientists
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at the dawn
of women's suffrage.
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Oof, sorry, son.
It's okay.
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Becca said if we're gonna
make this relationship work,
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we need to learn about
each other's interests.
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- Yesterday, we watched Iron Man.
- Again.
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Oh, and I got this
awesome shirt
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with this dude on it.
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- That's Marie Curie.
- Yeah, that's the guy.
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Risk?
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Last time you played Xander,
I seem to recall
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someone spent the rest
of the night in tears.
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It was a big win;
I was emotional.
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You're in big trouble, dad.
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I'm studying game theory.
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You can try to
counteract my plans,
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but I've already
counter-counteracted your plans.
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If you need me,
I'll be in here.
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Your mind.
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I'm loving the trash talk.
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Quick question. If I wanted
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to rent a hot air balloon
on short notice,
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could I drop your name
to the balloon company
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just to speed up the process?
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Skip, you don't need
a hot air balloon.
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Well, then where am I supposed
to sing my song, Emily?
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- Your song?
- At the end of the night,
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just as Stacey's thinking
to herself,
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"my, God, this has been the
best six hours of my life,"
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that's when I'm gonna
seal the deal
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by singing the most
romantic song of all time,
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"Fever" as performed
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by Ella Fitzgerald
as performed by Skip Gilchrist.
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- Oh, that sounds amazing.
- It's a about matching
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Ella's balance of toughness
and sensuality.
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My friend, Dominic,
from the D.O.D.
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is gonna accompany me
on the accordion.
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Don't let the name fool you,
he's Jewish.
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Oh, game time; Have fun, guys.
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All right, D.B. and I are gonna
go paint a mural for the baby.
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Microscopes and Petticoats
was just so inspiring.
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So no one wants to tap
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the brakes
on the old Skip-mobile?
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It's just a date, Emily.
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Some of the worst disasters in my
life came in the form of dates.
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That's why we skipped the date.
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Just leave him alone.
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It's just,
Skip's such a nice guy.
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I know how I was with nice guys
when I was Stacey's age,
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and I don't want her to make
the same mistake with Skip.
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Emily, just let one moment
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in life go untouched
by your influence.
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That was supposed
to sound playful,
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but it came off kind of mean.
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No, you're right.
I should just
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let him make his own mistakes.
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It's the only way he'll learn.
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Major breakthrough.
We're putting
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rose petals inside the balloons
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so that when they pop,
they'll explode love
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all over Stacey.
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Skip, sweetie,
you've got such a big heart.
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The doctors say dangerously so.
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And I know, sometimes,
when you have
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a crush on someone,
you feel like
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you should do all these big,
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romantic gestures,
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but too much can be a bad thing.
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And that's why I think,
for tonight,
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you have to take
all the great things
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that make Skip Skip,
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and just...
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Kind of scale it back
a little bit.
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- Shouldn't I just be myself?
- Totally.
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I'm saying be yourself,
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just... like, 60% of yourself.
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Forty percent.
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- Well, here's a question for you.
- Uh-huh?
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Which part of Skip
should I skip?
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Tell you what.
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Let's-let's just...
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Okay, I'm Stacey.
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What's the first thing you say
when we sit down?
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- I love you.
- Uh, no.
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That's what I'm talking about.
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If you say that in the first
three seconds of the date,
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you are going to freak her out.
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Trust me, I've been
on a lot of first dates.
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- Does dad know?
- In the past.
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- Oh, of course.
- And I've picked up
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a few tricks, okay?
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I'm not saying you have
to change everything.
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You can still be nice,
just not too nice.
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Nice but not too nice.
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Play hard to get.
Tease her a little bit.
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So you're saying
I should just insult her?
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No. I mean, it'll draw her in
a little bit at first,
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and she'll think with some work
she can change you,
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but in the end she'll realize
you'll never change,
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and her father was right,
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and you stole her 20s,
Russell Peterson.
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What's happening?
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Let's regroup.
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It's not too late
to call this off.
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The supreme art of war
is to subdue
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the enemy without fighting.
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Classic sun tzu.
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Nice try, dad.
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Talk your game theory
all you want,
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but do you see that?
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I got that sword when
I became a marine.
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I've been playing risk
a long time, son,
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only in real life.
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Ooh, I want a sword.
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Focus, Xander;
Show no weakness.
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That's a sword for a warrior,
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not a toy for a little kid.
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And so it begins.
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Hey.
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Can I play?
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So, what are we painting?
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It's a mural
of Marie Curie looking
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through a microscope,
but what she's looking at
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is the history of women's
achievements over time.
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What?
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No, seriously, what
are we painting?
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I was thinking,
like, a sweet truck
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with a Teddy bear driving it.
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No, seriously.
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I figured it all out.
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I mapped the entire mural
on a grid
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using the pantone color system.
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All we have to do
is fill in the squares.
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There are 1,024 squares.
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Fun.
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All right, let's
try this again.
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Do not discuss politics
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or religion
or past relationships.
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Keep it light, smile,
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show just the right amount
of interest,
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laugh at her jokes, do
not laugh at your jokes.
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And go.
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Stacey, have you ever had
that mole checked?
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I know that's not good,
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but I'm not sure why.
Are moles political?
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I think I'm making this more
complicated than it really is.
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No, it's okay.
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I just have to get used
to the fact that every instinct
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I have is a dirty lie
that will ruin everything.
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Look, here's a trick
that I taught your father
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for when he needs
to think things through.
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If you feel like
you're gonna blurt
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something out
that you shouldn't,
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just take a long sip of water
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and figure out what
you're going to say.
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Let's practice.
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Spider-man can beat up Batman.
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Well, what an interesting
opinion you have.
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That's it! You did it.
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That's your secret weapon.
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Oh, good.
I just wanted to punch you
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in the damn face
when you said that.
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Great, Skip.
Do you think you're ready?
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Yeah.
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I just need to be nice,
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but not too nice and also mean,
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drink water constantly,
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not talk about any
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of my favorite subjects,
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only order one entrée...
We'll see how that goes...
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And basically not be myself
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so that she'll like me,
the new me,
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the one we just made.
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Good.
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Okay.
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Nice job
picking the place, Skip.
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I love you... nicorns;
Such noble creatures.
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Yeah, they're pretty neat.
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And may I just say,
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that's an absolutely disgusting
sweater in a great way.
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Makes your breasts look sleek
for a mail carrier.
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I guess women really can
have it all. Caviar?
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How's the conversation going?
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He's dying in here, ma'am.
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I'll put all my armies in China.
My people focus
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on building roads,
libraries and hospitals.
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That's not how the game
is played, Marigold.
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You have to attack.
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Okay, I'll attack you.
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But, sweetie, you have
to have a plan.
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This is a complex game
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of strategy and chance.
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Seems like I just roll
the stupid dice
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and take your stupid countries.
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Whoo.
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Code red.
Tommy, I need you
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to spill that drink on Stacey
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and get her out of there
so I can talk to Skip.
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I really don't want to, ma'am.
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Go in now.
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I'm sorry to bother you...
Oh, I'm-I'm...
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Damn it, Tommy, I'll have you
court-martialed for this.
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I'm just kidding; I'd never.
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It's okay; That's why
I ordered white wine.
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I had a feeling.
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I'll be right back.
I'm sorry.
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Here, take this.
It's your stepmother.
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Hello, Emily, what's going on?
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Is it papa? Am I President?
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No, Skip, listen,
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I'm across the street
watching you,
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and you're not doing anything
we talked about.
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I'm doing everything
we talked about.
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None of it's working.
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You're outside, watching me?
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Calm down.
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We can fix this.
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She's coming back.
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00:09:16,888 --> 00:09:18,138
Momily, she's coming back.
258
00:09:18,173 --> 00:09:19,490
Repeat:
She's coming back.
259
00:09:19,524 --> 00:09:21,709
Skip, if you want
to save this date,
260
00:09:21,743 --> 00:09:23,060
say exactly
261
00:09:23,094 --> 00:09:24,161
what I say.
262
00:09:25,163 --> 00:09:26,380
Too bad, kids.
263
00:09:26,414 --> 00:09:27,665
This just isn't your night.
264
00:09:27,699 --> 00:09:28,999
Don't worry, you'll take me down
265
00:09:29,034 --> 00:09:30,217
some day, Xander.
266
00:09:30,251 --> 00:09:33,320
I place my 20 armies in siam
267
00:09:33,355 --> 00:09:36,440
and attack Australia.
268
00:09:36,474 --> 00:09:38,809
I did not see that coming.
269
00:09:39,243 --> 00:09:41,828
Everyone knows Australia
is the key to victory,
270
00:09:41,863 --> 00:09:43,980
and you left it undefended,
271
00:09:44,014 --> 00:09:46,983
'cause you were too worried
about marigold.
272
00:09:48,553 --> 00:09:50,487
Looks like this may just be
my night.
273
00:09:50,521 --> 00:09:53,090
Australia, that's, uh...
274
00:09:53,124 --> 00:09:55,642
That's a good...
275
00:09:56,376 --> 00:09:57,827
Mmm.
276
00:10:01,398 --> 00:10:02,365
We need more snacks.
277
00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:06,369
General,
sorry to call you so late.
278
00:10:06,403 --> 00:10:08,037
The president needs
a contingency plan
279
00:10:08,071 --> 00:10:09,956
for an attack on Australia?
280
00:10:10,007 --> 00:10:11,540
Do those even exist?
281
00:10:15,612 --> 00:10:18,047
Hey, I may have something.
282
00:10:19,081 --> 00:10:20,599
Hey, how about just
283
00:10:20,650 --> 00:10:21,950
a tiny red lightning bolt
right here?
284
00:10:21,984 --> 00:10:23,535
Ooh, I like that idea,
285
00:10:23,569 --> 00:10:25,504
but let's just put that one
in the maybe pile.
286
00:10:25,555 --> 00:10:27,055
The maybe pile's getting kind
of full, babe.
287
00:10:27,089 --> 00:10:28,707
It's got a truck, Iron Man,
288
00:10:28,741 --> 00:10:30,192
Uncle Randy up in heaven,
looking down...
289
00:10:30,226 --> 00:10:31,626
And those are all
290
00:10:31,661 --> 00:10:32,961
really great ideas...
I just don't know
291
00:10:32,979 --> 00:10:34,462
if they're right for our baby.
292
00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:36,398
You know what,
I'm painting my own thing.
293
00:10:36,432 --> 00:10:38,083
D.B....
294
00:10:42,004 --> 00:10:44,222
Hypothetically,
if we're facing an enemy
295
00:10:44,273 --> 00:10:47,108
with troops in Australia
and Western Europe,
296
00:10:47,142 --> 00:10:49,244
and we're holed up in
the Ural mountains and Yakutsk,
297
00:10:49,262 --> 00:10:51,930
what would our plan be?
298
00:10:51,964 --> 00:10:55,984
Have you been
playing Risk, sir?
299
00:10:56,018 --> 00:10:57,586
Yeah.
300
00:10:57,620 --> 00:10:59,137
And I'm losing to Xander.
301
00:10:59,188 --> 00:11:01,590
It's the first time
it's ever happened.
302
00:11:02,824 --> 00:11:04,475
I'm being ridiculous.
303
00:11:04,509 --> 00:11:05,910
I'm sorry
for wasting everybody's time.
304
00:11:05,945 --> 00:11:07,462
You're not being
ridiculous, sir.
305
00:11:07,496 --> 00:11:08,980
The first time you lose
a game to your son
306
00:11:09,014 --> 00:11:11,316
is the day everything changes.
307
00:11:11,350 --> 00:11:12,984
Well, I don't know
about that, but...
308
00:11:13,035 --> 00:11:15,119
You're not superman anymore...
You're just some old guy
309
00:11:15,154 --> 00:11:17,538
who lives in his house
and makes love to his mom.
310
00:11:18,473 --> 00:11:19,807
After my Tricia beat me
311
00:11:19,841 --> 00:11:21,275
in air hockey
for the first time,
312
00:11:21,309 --> 00:11:23,110
it was in with the nose ring,
313
00:11:23,144 --> 00:11:25,445
pink with the hair and
gone with the virginity.
314
00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:26,814
Next thing you know,
she's on the back
315
00:11:26,848 --> 00:11:28,782
of a scooter with
a guy named Motorcycle.
316
00:11:28,817 --> 00:11:32,436
Sir, it is our recommendation
that you do not lose this game.
317
00:11:34,172 --> 00:11:36,123
Okay, what's the strategy?
318
00:11:36,157 --> 00:11:37,674
Can you, uh, make an alliance?
319
00:11:37,725 --> 00:11:39,393
The enemy of your enemy
is your friend.
320
00:11:39,427 --> 00:11:41,862
Marigold, but it goes
against all my instincts
321
00:11:41,896 --> 00:11:43,530
to negotiate with a teenager.
322
00:11:43,548 --> 00:11:45,899
It's either that
or the nuclear option.
323
00:11:46,901 --> 00:11:49,686
Flipping the board.
324
00:11:51,272 --> 00:11:53,123
That's right, Evan.
325
00:11:53,174 --> 00:11:55,275
We are invading Australia.
326
00:11:55,310 --> 00:11:58,712
Yeah, we are tired of their
bland beer and poisonous snakes.
327
00:11:58,746 --> 00:12:01,465
Turn on CNN, the bombardment
of Sydney is about to begin.
328
00:12:02,767 --> 00:12:05,835
No, you cannot just use
the first part.
329
00:12:05,836 --> 00:12:08,187
Apologize for being weird.
330
00:12:08,222 --> 00:12:09,739
Say you're just excited
to be spending time
331
00:12:09,773 --> 00:12:11,241
with her outside
the White House.
332
00:12:11,275 --> 00:12:13,343
So sorry I've been weird.
333
00:12:13,377 --> 00:12:15,912
I'm just excited
about spending time with you
334
00:12:15,946 --> 00:12:17,297
away from the White House.
335
00:12:17,331 --> 00:12:19,198
Ask her about her family.
336
00:12:19,233 --> 00:12:21,367
So, Stacey, um, tell me
about your family.
337
00:12:21,385 --> 00:12:23,169
We're very close.
338
00:12:23,203 --> 00:12:25,605
My parents came over
from Korea in the '70s.
339
00:12:25,623 --> 00:12:27,223
Don't say anything
about taekwondo.
340
00:12:27,258 --> 00:12:30,577
Skip, I know you want to,
but fight it... fight it.
341
00:12:30,611 --> 00:12:31,794
Skip, take a sip of water.
342
00:12:38,719 --> 00:12:40,286
Your parents sound delightful.
343
00:12:40,304 --> 00:12:41,771
They are.
344
00:12:43,673 --> 00:12:45,124
Hah!
345
00:12:45,158 --> 00:12:47,392
You're no match
for our alliance.
346
00:12:47,710 --> 00:12:51,763
We'll see how this plays out over
the next five or six hours.
347
00:12:52,398 --> 00:12:53,865
Oh, seriously?
348
00:12:53,899 --> 00:12:55,766
Five hours?
349
00:12:55,785 --> 00:12:56,734
I quit.
350
00:12:56,768 --> 00:12:57,952
You can't quit.
351
00:12:57,987 --> 00:12:59,204
We have an alliance.
352
00:12:59,238 --> 00:13:00,622
We high-fived over it!
Come on!
353
00:13:00,656 --> 00:13:02,657
Dad, it's just a game.
354
00:13:02,708 --> 00:13:04,242
I planned my strategy
355
00:13:04,276 --> 00:13:06,194
around Marigold quitting.
356
00:13:06,228 --> 00:13:09,113
She's a textbook
unexpected interloper.
357
00:13:09,131 --> 00:13:11,382
First, they insert themselves,
358
00:13:11,417 --> 00:13:14,219
stir things up,
maybe help you for a while.
359
00:13:14,253 --> 00:13:15,887
But things fall apart
360
00:13:15,921 --> 00:13:18,623
the moment you think
you're doing great.
361
00:13:18,641 --> 00:13:20,391
Okay, Skip, you're doing great.
362
00:13:20,426 --> 00:13:22,227
I never knew I was
such a lady killer.
363
00:13:22,261 --> 00:13:23,311
Me neither.
364
00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:25,263
Hm?
365
00:13:29,487 --> 00:13:32,187
Ok, Skip, we're in a home stretch now.
366
00:13:32,188 --> 00:13:34,205
Go ahead and ask her
about her interests.
367
00:13:34,223 --> 00:13:35,289
So, Stacey,
368
00:13:35,324 --> 00:13:37,208
I've been meaning to ask you:
369
00:13:37,242 --> 00:13:38,376
What are your interests?
370
00:13:38,410 --> 00:13:40,144
I love art... I recently saw
371
00:13:40,178 --> 00:13:41,429
an exhibit
at the national gallery
372
00:13:41,463 --> 00:13:42,964
on "Women in Science."
373
00:13:42,998 --> 00:13:44,381
Microscopes and Petticoats!
374
00:13:44,399 --> 00:13:45,766
Say you saw it and loved it.
375
00:13:45,801 --> 00:13:47,001
Microscopes and Petticoats!
376
00:13:47,052 --> 00:13:48,369
Say I saw it and loved it.
377
00:13:48,403 --> 00:13:49,553
What was your favorite part?
378
00:13:49,571 --> 00:13:51,205
The s...
379
00:13:52,808 --> 00:13:54,609
Stall her, Skip.
380
00:13:54,660 --> 00:13:57,078
Specifically, I love...
381
00:13:57,112 --> 00:13:58,379
The...
382
00:13:58,413 --> 00:13:59,730
Brush strokes.
383
00:14:01,248 --> 00:14:02,933
That doesn't even
look like Iron Man.
384
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,284
Good, 'cause it's Uncle Randy.
385
00:14:08,339 --> 00:14:10,340
- Emily, what?
- Becca?
386
00:14:10,774 --> 00:14:12,258
I'm just out and about
and I was thinking
387
00:14:12,293 --> 00:14:14,911
of seeing
Microscopes and Petticoats.
388
00:14:14,945 --> 00:14:17,246
How nice of you to
respect my opinion.
389
00:14:17,264 --> 00:14:18,932
Yeah, I don't have
a lot of time for that.
390
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,750
Can you just tell me what
your favorite part was?
391
00:14:20,784 --> 00:14:22,085
I guess I would start
with the section
392
00:14:22,119 --> 00:14:23,820
on women breaking
into the academy...
393
00:14:23,854 --> 00:14:25,305
Tell her your favorite part...
394
00:14:25,339 --> 00:14:27,206
was when the women broke
into that academy.
395
00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:28,658
Yes, they were
396
00:14:28,692 --> 00:14:29,792
real trailblazers.
397
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:30,827
Did they not get caught?
398
00:14:33,780 --> 00:14:35,948
So, what else did you like?
399
00:14:35,983 --> 00:14:37,283
Uh...
400
00:14:37,317 --> 00:14:38,434
Hold on, Skip.
401
00:14:38,468 --> 00:14:39,452
Wait, you're with Skip?
402
00:14:39,503 --> 00:14:40,353
I thought he was on his date.
403
00:14:40,387 --> 00:14:41,337
Well, I kind of followed
404
00:14:41,371 --> 00:14:42,438
him here... it's no big deal.
405
00:14:42,472 --> 00:14:43,823
Right now, I need you
to tell me more
406
00:14:43,874 --> 00:14:45,691
art facts so I can feed it
to him in his earpiece.
407
00:14:45,726 --> 00:14:47,310
Emily, you have a problem.
408
00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:49,227
I don't have time
to debate this right now.
409
00:14:49,362 --> 00:14:51,213
Skip, just tell her...
410
00:14:51,248 --> 00:14:54,115
You are pathologically
incapable of butting out.
411
00:14:54,116 --> 00:14:55,200
You just can't help yourself.
412
00:14:55,234 --> 00:14:56,251
Okay, listen.
413
00:14:56,285 --> 00:14:57,685
Okay, listen.
414
00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:59,637
I'm tired of going back
and forth on this.
415
00:14:59,672 --> 00:15:01,973
Yes, I feel deeply...
That's not a crime.
416
00:15:02,007 --> 00:15:04,108
SKIP:- That's not a crime.
EMILY:- And you know what?
417
00:15:04,143 --> 00:15:05,643
- We're in each other's lives now.
- You know what?
418
00:15:05,678 --> 00:15:06,861
We're in each
other's lives now.
419
00:15:06,896 --> 00:15:09,597
So if you could
accept me for me,
420
00:15:09,631 --> 00:15:11,783
that'll save us a hell
of a lot of time.
421
00:15:11,817 --> 00:15:14,018
And it may be hard
for you to believe...
422
00:15:14,053 --> 00:15:17,589
But I love you
and I'm not going anywhere.
423
00:15:17,623 --> 00:15:20,325
Wow.
424
00:15:20,759 --> 00:15:21,809
Do you hear me, Becca?
425
00:15:21,843 --> 00:15:23,094
Do you hear me, Becca?
426
00:15:23,128 --> 00:15:24,095
Becca?
427
00:15:26,114 --> 00:15:27,048
Eh...
428
00:15:27,082 --> 00:15:28,599
Are you wearing an earpiece?
429
00:15:28,634 --> 00:15:30,034
She's asking
430
00:15:30,085 --> 00:15:32,069
if I'm wearing
an earpiece, over.
431
00:15:32,104 --> 00:15:33,137
Can you hear me?
432
00:15:33,171 --> 00:15:34,438
I can hear you.
433
00:15:34,473 --> 00:15:36,424
To be continued, Becca.
434
00:15:38,543 --> 00:15:40,794
What the hell is that?
435
00:15:40,828 --> 00:15:41,995
Repulsor rays.
436
00:15:42,013 --> 00:15:44,064
He's Iron Man now.
Deal with it.
437
00:15:44,098 --> 00:15:46,917
Oh, you are immature.
438
00:16:05,886 --> 00:16:07,286
This is just a fight!
439
00:16:07,304 --> 00:16:09,189
It's not a fight with
romantic undertones.
440
00:16:09,223 --> 00:16:10,557
Are you sure?
441
00:16:10,591 --> 00:16:11,858
Hey, have you seen your dad?
442
00:16:11,892 --> 00:16:12,992
Or yourselves?
443
00:16:13,010 --> 00:16:15,127
He's playing Risk with Xander.
444
00:16:15,146 --> 00:16:16,396
Oh, risk!
445
00:16:16,430 --> 00:16:17,530
Thank God...
For a second, I thought
446
00:16:17,548 --> 00:16:19,332
the whole world had gone crazy.
447
00:16:21,268 --> 00:16:23,203
Uh-huh.
448
00:16:31,395 --> 00:16:33,212
I don't understand, Skip.
449
00:16:33,246 --> 00:16:34,747
Why do you act
this way around me?
450
00:16:34,781 --> 00:16:35,715
Why?
451
00:16:35,749 --> 00:16:37,049
Hey, guys.
452
00:16:37,084 --> 00:16:38,934
So...
453
00:16:38,969 --> 00:16:41,220
- Lots to talk about.
- Madame first lady...
454
00:16:41,554 --> 00:16:43,055
Why are you here?
455
00:16:43,073 --> 00:16:44,256
Let's just get it out there.
456
00:16:44,690 --> 00:16:45,807
We tried to do the cyrano thing
457
00:16:45,842 --> 00:16:46,942
and it didn't work.
458
00:16:46,976 --> 00:16:48,009
I'm sorry, okay?
459
00:16:48,044 --> 00:16:49,327
Cool, now let's put
460
00:16:49,362 --> 00:16:50,879
this date back on track.
461
00:16:50,913 --> 00:16:53,482
Am I right? Order some
calamari for the table.
462
00:16:53,516 --> 00:16:55,751
Round of drinks... maybe a
couple of rounds of drinks.
463
00:16:55,785 --> 00:16:57,686
Get this love boat back
in the water.
464
00:16:57,920 --> 00:16:59,487
I'm sorry, Skip.
465
00:16:59,522 --> 00:17:00,739
This is too much.
466
00:17:00,773 --> 00:17:03,375
S...
467
00:17:05,211 --> 00:17:06,828
Skip...
I can't believe this.
468
00:17:07,062 --> 00:17:08,880
If you had let me do the
balloons and the song,
469
00:17:08,898 --> 00:17:11,616
Stacey would be imprinted to me
right now like a werewolf.
470
00:17:11,634 --> 00:17:13,084
I-I don't know what that means.
471
00:17:13,102 --> 00:17:16,254
It means I want Stacey
to like me for me.
472
00:17:16,288 --> 00:17:18,723
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm gonna take
473
00:17:18,741 --> 00:17:20,492
my veal parmesan to go.
474
00:17:20,526 --> 00:17:22,860
Thank you, Tommy; Thank you.
475
00:17:22,878 --> 00:17:24,846
He gets me.
476
00:17:29,735 --> 00:17:31,168
This is it, dad.
477
00:17:31,186 --> 00:17:34,455
Down to one final roll.
478
00:17:34,490 --> 00:17:36,791
A merciful man
might let you live.
479
00:17:36,825 --> 00:17:38,776
I wish I were that man.
480
00:17:38,811 --> 00:17:40,244
Oop! Look at the time.
481
00:17:40,279 --> 00:17:42,013
- It's getting late.
- No, no, no.
482
00:17:42,047 --> 00:17:43,614
Do not pull the bedtime card!
483
00:17:43,649 --> 00:17:46,234
I'm as bummed as you;
It screws up my comeback.
484
00:17:46,268 --> 00:17:48,352
But we can pick it up tomorrow.
485
00:17:48,387 --> 00:17:50,938
Though tomorrow is kind of
cray-cray and then
486
00:17:50,989 --> 00:17:53,641
I have that eight-day swing
through the baltics, but
487
00:17:53,675 --> 00:17:55,309
that'll give you more time
to study your book.
488
00:17:55,344 --> 00:17:57,361
I don't need a book to see
what's happening here!
489
00:17:57,379 --> 00:17:59,564
You're getting cranky
'cause you're tired, buddy.
490
00:17:59,598 --> 00:18:01,749
I'm getting cranky because
of my righteous indignation,
491
00:18:01,783 --> 00:18:03,134
and the disappointment
492
00:18:03,168 --> 00:18:05,987
of looking down on a man
I once looked up to.
493
00:18:20,134 --> 00:18:21,217
Are you kidding me?
494
00:18:21,251 --> 00:18:24,020
- How is your approval rating so high?
- Stacey,
495
00:18:24,055 --> 00:18:26,106
I messed up...
I filled Skip's head with all this
496
00:18:26,140 --> 00:18:29,075
crazy stuff that made him
act the way he acted.
497
00:18:29,110 --> 00:18:31,194
Let's be honest... Skip's never
gonna be the smoothest dude
498
00:18:31,228 --> 00:18:34,581
on a date,
but Skip is a good guy.
499
00:18:34,615 --> 00:18:35,899
I know he's a good guy.
500
00:18:36,733 --> 00:18:37,867
He's also really weird.
501
00:18:37,901 --> 00:18:40,519
I could see how
you might think that.
502
00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:42,721
But I know if you give him
another chance,
503
00:18:42,756 --> 00:18:45,641
you'll see how normal he is.
504
00:18:51,481 --> 00:18:55,017
ª Never know how much
I love you ♪
505
00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:58,020
♪ never know how much I care
506
00:18:58,054 --> 00:19:02,358
♪ when you put
your arms around me ♪
507
00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:04,994
♪ I get a fever
that's so hard to bear ♪
508
00:19:05,028 --> 00:19:07,413
♪ you give me fever
509
00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:09,898
♪ fever!
510
00:19:12,536 --> 00:19:16,422
Allow me to make
the case for weird.
511
00:19:26,488 --> 00:19:27,722
Xander, buddy, you up?
512
00:19:27,756 --> 00:19:30,391
Look, I was out of line.
513
00:19:30,426 --> 00:19:33,661
You were beating me and
I panicked, which is silly,
514
00:19:33,696 --> 00:19:36,531
because this day had to come.
515
00:19:36,565 --> 00:19:38,650
And you know what?
516
00:19:38,684 --> 00:19:39,834
I'm proud of you.
517
00:19:41,036 --> 00:19:43,121
So, here you go.
518
00:19:43,155 --> 00:19:44,455
Thanks.
519
00:19:44,490 --> 00:19:45,506
But...
520
00:19:45,541 --> 00:19:46,841
Before you take that final roll,
521
00:19:46,859 --> 00:19:49,527
let me tell you a little story.
522
00:19:49,561 --> 00:19:51,362
I was reminded today
523
00:19:52,497 --> 00:19:54,748
of the first time I beat my dad.
524
00:19:54,782 --> 00:19:56,049
It was in ping-pong.
525
00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:58,385
I mean, I...
Thought I'd feel great,
526
00:19:58,419 --> 00:20:01,171
'cause we had some pretty fierce
battles down in that basement.
527
00:20:01,205 --> 00:20:03,473
But, after I beat him,
528
00:20:03,508 --> 00:20:06,777
I just felt kind of sad,
you know?
529
00:20:06,811 --> 00:20:09,863
Like everything was gonna
change... I don't know.
530
00:20:09,897 --> 00:20:12,916
I guess part
of my childhood just...
531
00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:14,718
Ended that day.
532
00:20:14,752 --> 00:20:17,120
Just wanted to make sure
you're okay with that.
533
00:20:19,540 --> 00:20:21,258
Yup, I'm good.
534
00:20:21,292 --> 00:20:23,243
Okay.
535
00:20:25,012 --> 00:20:26,730
- Okay.
- Whoo! Yes!
536
00:20:26,764 --> 00:20:28,949
I win! Wait...
537
00:20:28,983 --> 00:20:30,884
What's this feeling I'm having?
538
00:20:30,918 --> 00:20:32,302
Oh.
539
00:20:33,436 --> 00:20:35,387
It's just another surge
540
00:20:35,422 --> 00:20:36,822
- of triumph!
- Great.
541
00:20:36,856 --> 00:20:37,956
You know, part of being
542
00:20:37,974 --> 00:20:39,909
a man is being a gracious...
543
00:20:39,943 --> 00:20:41,660
Ah, screw it.
544
00:20:41,695 --> 00:20:43,212
Does this mean
I'm a warrior now?
545
00:20:45,231 --> 00:20:46,599
Sorry it didn't work out.
546
00:20:46,633 --> 00:20:49,134
At least Stacey
rejected me for me.
547
00:20:49,152 --> 00:20:51,403
Well, it's her loss.
548
00:20:51,438 --> 00:20:53,639
You're gonna find
the right girl, Skip.
549
00:20:53,657 --> 00:20:57,643
And together, we're gonna
make her love you.
550
00:20:57,761 --> 00:20:59,595
Thanks, momily.
551
00:21:00,546 --> 00:21:01,629
Let's go see how Becca's doing.
552
00:21:05,117 --> 00:21:06,662
Oh, good lord.
553
00:21:06,697 --> 00:21:08,814
Check out our compromise mural.
554
00:21:08,849 --> 00:21:11,100
It's going to be
Marie Curie riding a...
555
00:21:11,134 --> 00:21:13,152
sweet microscope
over a rainbow bridge
556
00:21:13,186 --> 00:21:14,604
into Iron Man's headquarters.
557
00:21:14,638 --> 00:21:16,805
Is that Uncle Randy
riding shotgun?
558
00:21:16,823 --> 00:21:17,973
You know it, brother.
559
00:21:19,693 --> 00:21:21,060
What do you think?
560
00:21:21,094 --> 00:21:22,411
I think...
561
00:21:22,446 --> 00:21:24,747
I'm staying out of this one.
562
00:21:26,199 --> 00:21:28,751
I told you it's not a toy!
563
00:21:28,785 --> 00:21:30,336
XANDER (Muffled): It went through
that sheetrock like butter.
564
00:21:30,370 --> 00:21:32,287
I'm not gonna stay
out of that one.
565
00:21:32,288 --> 00:21:35,588
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