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Once again, 
Mr. Interview person sir,

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I just want to again,
say how excited I am,

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for this opportunity to
join America's space program.

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I'm a people person,
proficient in Word '97

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and my biggest flaw
is that I'm a perfectionist.

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Let's see what
we're looking at here.

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(Mouths)

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Okay, seven years university
of Nevada, Reno.

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Go, wolf pack.

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Major: General studies?

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Yes, I like to think of myself

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as a Jack-of-all-trades,
master of all trades.

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Well, I don't see a
graduation year on here.

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That's because
technically I never graduated.

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What do you mean "technically"?

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The same as the sentence
without technically.

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All right, um, look,

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you're obviously
the president's son.

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No, no, no, please, sir,

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do not "president's son" me.

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I've been hearing
that my whole life.

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He's been president
for less than a year.

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I want to be an astronaut
because it's all I've

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ever dreamed of
ever since I was a little boy

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looking up at the
constellations.

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That and also for
attracting the ladies,

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if we're laying our
cards out on the table.

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Astronaut?

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You understand that

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this interview is
for an entry-level job.

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I mean, the
most you'll be doing

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is answering phones,
filing, that sort of thing.

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Mm, I think I'm gonna stick
with astronaut.

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Test passed, right?

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You got to want it.

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People train for
years to become an astronaut.

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I mean, you can't even enter
the space program

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if don't have a college degree.

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I am chastened.

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Thank you for your time.

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I know what I must do.

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No, I cannot pass a law

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eliminating the
college requirement

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to become an astronaut.

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You disappoint me, father.

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If you just applied
yourself a little bit,

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you could be a
really great president.

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Damn it, I can't
stay mad at you.

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♪ Oh, whoa, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

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♪ oh, whoa, oh

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♪ oh, whoa, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

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♪ oh, whoa,
oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. ♪

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sync and corrections by bellows
www.addic7ed.com

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Dad, that creep wrote on your
Wikipedia page again.

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But don't worry,
I'm editing it.

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<i>Alleged</i> crimes against
humanity.

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- Morning.
- Hey, there she is.

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Who's ready to show
the energy independence

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and efficiency task force

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- what she's made of?
- Ooh, I'm so excited.

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Thanks, again, I won't let you down.
Yeah.

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Ah, I wouldn't have
appointed you to the committee

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if I didn't think
you had what it takes.

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I don't want to
overwhelm them on the first day,

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so I've limited myself to just

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one binder of ideas.

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There were some tough edits.

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Some days, you know, you have
to pat yourself on the back.

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I got Becca on the task force.

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Got Skip that
clerking job at NASA.

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You just might be onto
something there, mug.

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Well, I'm off.

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If you're around
the cabinet room later,

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watch your toes because I'm gonna
be dropping some knowledge.

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Barkeep, a bowl of your
fruitiest pebbles, please.

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Aren't you
supposed to be at work?

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Oh, right, the job.

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- Yeah, no, I passed.
- You passed?

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Yeah, you know, I thought to
myself, you know,

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if I can never be an astronaut
then why even take the job?

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What am I working toward?
Not astronaut?

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That's a not a profession.

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Do you know how many strings
I had to pull...

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Well, just one,
I am the president...

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Dad, it's not my fault I
never graduated college, okay?

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How is it not your fault?

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He makes a damn good point.

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Skip, there's no reason
that you can't graduate college.

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What do you have
left, 15, 20 credits?

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- Three.
- What?

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I took sociology my second
senior year,

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and our final assignment was to
write a 25-page paper

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and then
the funniest thing happened:

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I just didn't do it.

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25 pages?

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I can't even finish
a three-page book report.

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Oh, you are not
going to enjoy college.

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Skip, don't infect the others.

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25 pages is nothing.

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You can do this.

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I believe in you.

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Skip Gilchrist,

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today is the first day
of the rest of your life.

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Do you really
think that's true?

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How could it not be true?

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You are going to
get that paper done.

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You are going
to graduate college.

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And you are going to
make your dreams come true.

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Because the power
is in your hands.

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Well, you know what?

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I'm going to go
use these powerful hands

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to write that damn paper.

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<i>Hey, laptop, I am about to</i>
<i> have my way with you.</i>

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Marshall, the
<i>Times</i> wants a quote

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on that farm subsidies bill.

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Congressman Schneider
on line two

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and your mom on line four.

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Marshall, do you have a sec?

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Tell congressman Schneider
I'll return.

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Tell my mom
the farm bill will favor

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family farms over agribusiness

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and tell the <i>Times</i> I love her

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and I'll see her Sunday
at Nana's.

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Sort it out.

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I have a meeting
I've got to get to.

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I wanted to bounce
some ideas off you

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before my task force meeting.

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Walk with me.

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Which brings me
to my last point,

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in this subsection.

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Okay, Becca,
your ideas are great.

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I love what you're saying about

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non-regressive
carbon offsets or whatever.

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But I've got to go,
I've got meeting with Reba.

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Reba Cadbury?

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You've been having a
lot of meetings with her.

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Can I meet her?

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I don't think
that... she's very private.

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Are you guys dating?

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What? No.

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Why are you being so weird?

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What's going on, Marshall?

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Are you in trouble?

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Have you been
online shopping again?

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You're supposed to call me.

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It is nothing like that, okay?

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First of all, I
can stop anytime I want.

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Second of all,
you can't meet Reba.

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Because she doesn't exist.

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What?

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I made her up.

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What? Why?

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Do you know what
my days are like?

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I don't have a
second to myself.

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I am literally 312
<i>New Yorker</i>magazines behind.

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So, this is where I
come when I need a moment.

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I can call my mother,
pay my bills.

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So you made up a person?

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Well, I came
across this empty office,

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I slapped
a fake name on the door,

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and next thing I know,

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they were delivering
a computer and a phone.

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Now she has an e-mail address
and a parking spot.

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Government waste.

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God bless it.

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Sorry I showed you up before.

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What are you talking about?

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You know, how I was
able to get Skip to finish

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his college paper
even though you failed

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- for years with your tough
love approach. - Ah.

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Look, you're Mr. Yell about
everything, and I get it.

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(Masculine voice):
I'm Dale,

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I use old-fashioned parenting methods.
(Grunting)

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Why am I eastern
European in this thing?

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But Skip doesn't
respond to that.

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He needs tenderness, like a
child or an heirloom tomato.

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Talk to me when he's
actually finished his paper.

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Momily, dad,
I did it, I finished.

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In your face.

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What did I tell you, Skip?

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I knew you could finish
that paper.

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My paper? No.

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Medal of honor warfighter.

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I'm feeling my face
and there's nothing in it.

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The last level was so hard.

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But I did it, I finished it.

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Granted, I had to use
a cheat code and change

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the difficulty
level to "coward."

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This is actually progress.

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He's never finished
an entire video game before.

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Remember the first day

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of the rest of your life?
(Video game gunfire)

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- All that crap. - Of course,
momily, but this is my process.

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See, as I play this game,
my brain is making connections

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in hopefully writing the paper.

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You want to yell
at him, don't you?

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No.

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Do it.

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Come over to the Dale side.

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He won't finish the
paper either way, but this way

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just feels so much better.

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(Video game gunfire)

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And lastly, I want
to introduce you to

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the latest member of our panel,
miss Rebecca Gilchrist.

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I'm honored.

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Wow.

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So, you can see
that miss Gilchrist

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is not only the
president's daughter

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but she is wildly intelligent.

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And thank you so
much for coming.

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We've got a lot of work to do.

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Thanks.

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Senator Faxler, I put together
some ideas to go over with you...

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Isn't that fantastic?

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You know what I'm going to do?

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I'm just going to
take this binder,

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and I'm going to dive in.

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Because I know that
it's going to contribute

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wonderfully to the
discussion here at the panel.

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And we're going to
see you next meeting.

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Um, you want me to leave?

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That's an option?

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Can I leave?

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You can stay if you want to,

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but why would you, sweetheart?

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This panel is made up of
experts and congressmen

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and people who aren't
girls who were appointed

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to a task force
by their father:

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The president
of the United States.

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Who I deeply, deeply respect.

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No, but I wa...
I was really...

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Let's talk about
fracking and natural gas.

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We've only got four hours.

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Dad, Faxler didn't even want me
to stay for the meeting

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It's like I'm only on the task force
because I'm your daughter.

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That <i>is</i> why
you're on the task force.

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I know you're capable,

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but people are
going to be skeptical.

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It's up to you
to change their minds.

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But they won't
even listen to me.

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Faxler's a roadblock?

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What do you do with roadblocks?

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You go over them,
or around them.

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Or you tunnel under them.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Thanks, dad.
Yeah.

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Victory is just
defeat turned inside out.

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And looked at in the mirror.

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Is that anything?

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Should I write that down?

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No, I wouldn't bother.

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Momily, thank you so much
for writing my paper for me.

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I'm not writing it for you,

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Skip, I am helping you.

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00:07:55,985 --> 00:07:57,802
We tried gentle encouragement,

256
00:07:57,820 --> 00:07:59,187
now we're going hands-on.

257
00:07:59,239 --> 00:08:00,939
Staying very positive though.

258
00:08:00,957 --> 00:08:02,124
Still very positive.

259
00:08:02,158 --> 00:08:02,959
Okay, here we go.

260
00:08:03,793 --> 00:08:05,561
We open on a purple moon.

261
00:08:05,595 --> 00:08:07,463
The darkness of
the caligean night

262
00:08:07,497 --> 00:08:10,215
is interrupted by flashes
of laser beam artillery.

263
00:08:10,249 --> 00:08:11,666
Byoo!
Those are the guns.

264
00:08:11,685 --> 00:08:12,885
Byooo.

265
00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:15,487
I thought you were
writing a sociology paper.

266
00:08:15,522 --> 00:08:17,873
When an iconic
movie-image hits you,

267
00:08:17,924 --> 00:08:18,957
you go with it.

268
00:08:18,975 --> 00:08:21,126
A beautiful princess

269
00:08:21,144 --> 00:08:23,695
with soft eyes and seven legs

270
00:08:23,730 --> 00:08:25,731
addresses
her army of septipedal heroes.

271
00:08:25,765 --> 00:08:27,182
Skip, concentrate.

272
00:08:27,217 --> 00:08:28,434
Now it's gone.

273
00:08:28,468 --> 00:08:29,802
Thanks.
Thank you, Emily.

274
00:08:29,836 --> 00:08:31,954
I'm sorry,
I don't mean to lash out at you.

275
00:08:31,988 --> 00:08:33,572
It's me, it's me.

276
00:08:33,606 --> 00:08:34,940
I have to write this paper.

277
00:08:34,974 --> 00:08:36,408
I know I do.

278
00:08:36,442 --> 00:08:40,279
But how can one write a
paper when the chandeliers

279
00:08:40,313 --> 00:08:43,665
in the white house
are this damn filthy?

280
00:08:47,187 --> 00:08:48,587
Yeah, when he's in
hardcore procrastination mode

281
00:08:48,621 --> 00:08:50,089
he starts cleaning.

282
00:08:50,123 --> 00:08:51,173
(Yells, thud)

283
00:08:51,207 --> 00:08:52,407
Skip:
I'm good.

284
00:08:52,442 --> 00:08:54,209
Maybe we take five.

285
00:08:54,260 --> 00:08:55,961
Skip: These floors could use a wax.

286
00:08:57,263 --> 00:09:00,215
I may have done
something stupid.

287
00:09:00,250 --> 00:09:01,650
Is this going to stress me out?

288
00:09:01,701 --> 00:09:02,901
'Cause the whole idea
of this office

289
00:09:02,919 --> 00:09:05,104
is kind of a peaceful oasis.

290
00:09:05,138 --> 00:09:07,473
I e-mailed Faxler
a bunch of my ideas...

291
00:09:07,507 --> 00:09:09,825
- From <i>Reba's</i> e-mail account.
- <i>What?</i>

292
00:09:09,859 --> 00:09:11,944
Well, he wouldn't
listen if I sent it as myself.

293
00:09:11,978 --> 00:09:13,779
So he's going to listen to
somebody who doesn't exist?

294
00:09:13,813 --> 00:09:15,697
All he has to do
is Google Reba Cadbury.

295
00:09:15,732 --> 00:09:17,282
No, I thought of that.

296
00:09:17,317 --> 00:09:18,500
I had Xander work up
a Wikipedia page for her.

297
00:09:18,535 --> 00:09:20,185
Phone call on line one for Reba.

298
00:09:20,220 --> 00:09:21,970
And pose as her assistant.

299
00:09:22,005 --> 00:09:23,772
- It's Faxler.
- Becca, don't answer that phone.

300
00:09:23,807 --> 00:09:24,873
What are you doing?

301
00:09:24,908 --> 00:09:26,074
Why is that hand
moving towards the receiver?

302
00:09:26,126 --> 00:09:27,843
I don't like
how this is trending.

303
00:09:27,877 --> 00:09:30,212
(English accent):
Hello, this is Reba.

304
00:09:30,246 --> 00:09:31,863
Xander:
Reba's British.

305
00:09:31,881 --> 00:09:33,198
We figured it was the
kind of unexpected detail

306
00:09:33,233 --> 00:09:34,867
that would
really help sell the lie.

307
00:09:34,901 --> 00:09:36,752
Becca:
Really? Yes.

308
00:09:36,803 --> 00:09:38,353
Well, I mean...

309
00:09:38,404 --> 00:09:40,789
Okay, that's very
bloody kind of you.

310
00:09:40,824 --> 00:09:42,524
Adios.

311
00:09:43,726 --> 00:09:46,445
He loves my ideas.

312
00:09:46,479 --> 00:09:47,729
Reba's ideas.

313
00:09:47,764 --> 00:09:50,065
He wants to meet Reba for lunch.

314
00:09:50,099 --> 00:09:51,650
What did you tell him?

315
00:09:51,684 --> 00:09:53,969
You don't say no when a senator
asks you to lunch, Marshall.

316
00:09:54,020 --> 00:09:55,954
- Oh, God.
- Relax.

317
00:09:55,989 --> 00:09:56,972
I'll show up on Monday.

318
00:09:57,006 --> 00:09:58,740
I will get credit for my ideas

319
00:09:58,775 --> 00:10:00,859
and Faxler will have to admit
that he was wrong about me.

320
00:10:00,893 --> 00:10:02,794
Right, because senators just
love it when you dupe them

321
00:10:02,812 --> 00:10:04,029
and make them look like idiots.

322
00:10:04,063 --> 00:10:06,381
I didn't think
about it like that.

323
00:10:06,432 --> 00:10:08,617
Trust me, Becca, this is
not how you want to be noticed.

324
00:10:08,668 --> 00:10:11,503
Besides, you are jeopardizing
my fake office.

325
00:10:11,538 --> 00:10:13,172
Fine, I won't show up
to the meeting

326
00:10:13,206 --> 00:10:15,257
and this whole thing
will just go away.

327
00:10:15,291 --> 00:10:17,342
(Whistling)

328
00:10:17,376 --> 00:10:19,077
Skip?

329
00:10:19,112 --> 00:10:20,145
Hey, guys.

330
00:10:20,180 --> 00:10:21,547
Just working on my paper.

331
00:10:21,581 --> 00:10:23,181
(Whistling)

332
00:10:26,502 --> 00:10:27,936
Narrator: The puffin species
have predominant...

333
00:10:27,971 --> 00:10:29,321
Fly, puffin, fly.

334
00:10:29,355 --> 00:10:31,190
How'd you get out of
writing your paper for school?

335
00:10:31,224 --> 00:10:32,691
I haven't even
started my book report

336
00:10:32,725 --> 00:10:35,510
and it's on the worst book ever.

337
00:10:35,562 --> 00:10:37,062
<i>Dune.</i>

338
00:10:37,096 --> 00:10:38,363
Marigold, <i>Dune</i>

339
00:10:38,398 --> 00:10:39,898
is only one of the
most seminal Sci-Fi novels

340
00:10:39,933 --> 00:10:41,233
of all time.

341
00:10:41,267 --> 00:10:42,384
It's even
better than the movie.

342
00:10:42,418 --> 00:10:43,635
And I never say that.

343
00:10:44,170 --> 00:10:45,637
Yeah, it seems really boring.

344
00:10:45,671 --> 00:10:46,788
How dare you.

345
00:10:46,822 --> 00:10:48,407
This is an epic adventure

346
00:10:48,441 --> 00:10:51,909
about empires battling
over a magical spice. Ah.

347
00:10:51,927 --> 00:10:53,895
But the magical spice
is a metaphor

348
00:10:53,946 --> 00:10:55,363
for our natural resources.

349
00:10:55,414 --> 00:10:57,265
That's what makes
Sci-Fi so cool.

350
00:10:57,299 --> 00:11:00,752
You think they're talking
about aliens and super-robots,

351
00:11:00,786 --> 00:11:02,987
but what they're really
talking about are people

352
00:11:03,022 --> 00:11:05,106
and super-robots.

353
00:11:05,157 --> 00:11:06,291
That seems cool, I guess.

354
00:11:06,325 --> 00:11:08,293
But I mean, who
really needs school?

355
00:11:08,327 --> 00:11:11,012
Look at you. You never graduated
college, and you're doing great.

356
00:11:11,046 --> 00:11:13,297
Oh, my God.

357
00:11:13,315 --> 00:11:14,966
You look up to me.

358
00:11:14,984 --> 00:11:16,751
I didn't say that.

359
00:11:16,786 --> 00:11:18,336
I'm a role model to you.

360
00:11:18,354 --> 00:11:20,288
I mean, I-I like you.

361
00:11:20,322 --> 00:11:22,640
I'm your whole life,
and I'm letting you down.

362
00:11:22,675 --> 00:11:24,843
This is hitting me hard.

363
00:11:24,877 --> 00:11:27,779
I need to lead by example.

364
00:11:27,813 --> 00:11:30,632
Marigold, I will not
let you down.

365
00:11:30,666 --> 00:11:33,818
Emily: <i>Okay, so you want me</i>
<i>to lock you</i>

366
00:11:33,836 --> 00:11:35,486
in the baby's room
and not let you out

367
00:11:35,504 --> 00:11:36,838
until you finish the paper?

368
00:11:36,872 --> 00:11:37,439
I have to do this.

369
00:11:37,474 --> 00:11:39,341
The only thing standing
in my way is myself.

370
00:11:39,376 --> 00:11:41,026
That's who I'm fighting.

371
00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:42,894
And it's time for a cage match.

372
00:11:42,929 --> 00:11:45,147
One man goes in,
one man comes out.

373
00:11:45,181 --> 00:11:47,532
No distractions,
no tv, no wi-fi.

374
00:11:47,567 --> 00:11:50,101
Just bring me breakfast,
lunch, dinner and fourth meal.

375
00:11:50,136 --> 00:11:51,970
Skip, I'm really proud of you.

376
00:11:52,004 --> 00:11:53,755
- And it's all because of my
encouragement. - Actually, no.

377
00:11:53,789 --> 00:11:55,824
- I had a great interaction with
Marigold. - Yeah, yeah.

378
00:11:55,858 --> 00:11:57,025
Come on, let's do this.

379
00:11:57,076 --> 00:11:59,878
If anyone is looking for me,

380
00:11:59,912 --> 00:12:01,429
tell them not to come in.

381
00:12:01,481 --> 00:12:02,747
Just say, I'm beating myself.

382
00:12:02,782 --> 00:12:05,350
I'm not gonna say that.

383
00:12:05,384 --> 00:12:08,236
(Lock clicking)

384
00:12:10,289 --> 00:12:12,390
Chris Matthews (On tv): And we're
back with senator Nathan Faxler,

385
00:12:12,425 --> 00:12:15,360
head of the administration's
energy task force.

386
00:12:15,394 --> 00:12:16,695
Chris, thank you so much
for having me on.

387
00:12:16,729 --> 00:12:17,996
Matthews:
Congress has been forming

388
00:12:18,030 --> 00:12:19,147
task forces and commissions

389
00:12:19,182 --> 00:12:20,815
and special committees on energy

390
00:12:20,850 --> 00:12:22,217
since the days of Jimmy Carter.

391
00:12:22,251 --> 00:12:24,168
Why is yours gonna be
any different?

392
00:12:24,187 --> 00:12:26,087
Oh, you're irascible, Chris!

393
00:12:26,122 --> 00:12:27,939
We're about
to present a proposal

394
00:12:27,974 --> 00:12:30,509
to reduce our dependency
on fossil fuels.

395
00:12:30,543 --> 00:12:33,495
It is a lightbulb moment...
for wind power.

396
00:12:33,529 --> 00:12:35,780
- Great line.
- That's <i>my</i> line!

397
00:12:35,815 --> 00:12:36,782
I can't take credit
for that line.

398
00:12:36,816 --> 00:12:38,416
That was actually Reba Cadbury.

399
00:12:38,451 --> 00:12:41,236
(Phone ringing)

400
00:12:41,270 --> 00:12:43,889
This isn't blowing over, Becca.

401
00:12:43,923 --> 00:12:45,106
Marshall, calm down.
It's just the fourth segment

402
00:12:45,157 --> 00:12:46,391
on a cable news show.

403
00:12:46,425 --> 00:12:47,225
Well, we're watching.

404
00:12:47,260 --> 00:12:49,060
He really loves my ideas, huh?

405
00:12:49,095 --> 00:12:50,562
Do not be happy.

406
00:12:50,596 --> 00:12:52,531
You know, we get entrenched in

407
00:12:52,565 --> 00:12:54,733
the same old debate
in this town.

408
00:12:54,767 --> 00:12:57,986
Frankly, Reba has me looking
at things in brand-new ways.

409
00:12:58,020 --> 00:12:59,821
This Reba's good.

410
00:12:59,855 --> 00:13:02,674
Yeah, according to Wikipedia,
she was almost an olympic skier.

411
00:13:02,708 --> 00:13:04,226
I'm not surprised.

412
00:13:09,181 --> 00:13:10,465
Why don't you write the paper?

413
00:13:10,499 --> 00:13:12,017
Why don't <i>you</i> write
the paper?

414
00:13:13,436 --> 00:13:15,954
(Laughing)

415
00:13:15,972 --> 00:13:18,490
(Crying)

416
00:13:19,992 --> 00:13:21,376
(Whispering):
I brought you extra hot sauce.

417
00:13:23,295 --> 00:13:25,947
♪

418
00:13:28,734 --> 00:13:31,353
(Mobile plays lullaby)

419
00:13:33,889 --> 00:13:36,324
(Grunting, lullaby playing)

420
00:13:37,159 --> 00:13:39,176
Skip, what are you doing?
Stop hitting yourself!

421
00:13:39,211 --> 00:13:40,228
- Then you hit me!
- No!

422
00:13:40,279 --> 00:13:41,779
- Slap me.
- How will that help?

423
00:13:41,814 --> 00:13:43,715
It might not,
but we won't know until we try.

424
00:13:44,633 --> 00:13:46,634
- What the hell?!
- I'm sorry! It was reflex!

425
00:13:50,022 --> 00:13:52,556
(Grunts) I believe in you!

426
00:13:52,575 --> 00:13:54,959
- What's going on in there?
- I'm just

427
00:13:54,994 --> 00:13:56,527
helping Skip
with his term paper.

428
00:13:56,545 --> 00:13:57,879
Marigold, run for help!

429
00:13:57,913 --> 00:13:59,380
Say you can do it. Say it!

430
00:13:59,415 --> 00:14:02,634
I... c... can.

431
00:14:02,668 --> 00:14:04,169
Did it!

432
00:14:06,649 --> 00:14:07,749
I should have typed this.

433
00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:12,750
OK, so I called Faxler as Reba
and cancelled the lunch.

434
00:14:12,751 --> 00:14:15,669
She was out too late drinking
last night, she overshared.

435
00:14:15,721 --> 00:14:18,154
Smart. Undermine
her credibility.

436
00:14:18,172 --> 00:14:18,972
Cool her off a bit.

437
00:14:19,006 --> 00:14:20,591
There you are.
20 minutes ago,

438
00:14:20,625 --> 00:14:21,942
something very big happened.

439
00:14:21,977 --> 00:14:24,879
Something paradigm shifting.

440
00:14:24,930 --> 00:14:26,597
The president's office called.

441
00:14:26,631 --> 00:14:27,798
- What?
- Dad's office?

442
00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:28,817
I know who the president is.

443
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:32,286
Reba's got a meeting
with the big dog, half an hour.

444
00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:34,473
That seems about right.

445
00:14:35,807 --> 00:14:37,558
Hey, got a sec?

446
00:14:37,592 --> 00:14:39,693
Excuse me.

447
00:14:39,728 --> 00:14:42,196
- What's up?
- Oh, just wanted to let you know

448
00:14:42,230 --> 00:14:43,882
that Skip finished his paper.

449
00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:44,883
(Sighs)

450
00:14:44,901 --> 00:14:46,067
Is this true?
Yes!

451
00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:47,352
I did it!
I mean, Skip did it.

452
00:14:47,370 --> 00:14:49,888
Eat it!
(Laughs)

453
00:14:49,922 --> 00:14:51,139
Ah. I don't know
what to say.

454
00:14:51,173 --> 00:14:52,807
Well done, Skip.

455
00:14:52,842 --> 00:14:54,059
And, Emily,

456
00:14:54,093 --> 00:14:55,427
I owe you an apology.

457
00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:56,695
Your way got it done.

458
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,363
I don't know why,

459
00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:00,315
but I don't feel nearly
as happy as I thought I would.

460
00:15:00,349 --> 00:15:01,566
I'm sure
you're just overwhelmed

461
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,084
by the deep feeling
of accomplishment.

462
00:15:03,135 --> 00:15:04,686
No, that's not it at all.
I feel sad.

463
00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:07,171
- Kind of ruining my moment here.
- Emily. - Sorry.

464
00:15:07,189 --> 00:15:09,107
Part of me feels like,

465
00:15:09,141 --> 00:15:11,376
before, I could always point
to this unfinished paper

466
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,929
as the reason I wasn't
successful, but now...

467
00:15:13,963 --> 00:15:15,247
Now the pressure's on.

468
00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:16,715
Now I have no excuses.

469
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,583
Skip, it's okay.

470
00:15:18,617 --> 00:15:21,052
You're gonna have
to grow up at some point.

471
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:23,188
Is this what being
an adult is like?

472
00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:25,556
It's awful!

473
00:15:25,575 --> 00:15:26,858
Just awful!

474
00:15:26,892 --> 00:15:28,510
What's the matter with him?

475
00:15:28,544 --> 00:15:29,895
He graduated college.

476
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,330
I'm gonna help him celebrate.

477
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:34,733
Dad, do you have a minute?

478
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:37,269
Uh, now's not a great time. I've
got this meeting with Faxler

479
00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:39,237
and that Reba Cadbury woman.

480
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,172
You may want to stick
around and meet her, because

481
00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:42,591
she's got some really
great ideas.

482
00:15:42,625 --> 00:15:45,060
Oh, my God, thank
you... for that invite.

483
00:15:45,094 --> 00:15:48,380
Um, but it's actually what I
wanted to talk to you about.

484
00:15:48,414 --> 00:15:51,116
- What's up?
- Well, it's about Reba.

485
00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:53,335
It's kind of
a funny story, actually.

486
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:54,819
Reba's dead.

487
00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:57,172
Well, it's not ha-ha funny.

488
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:58,940
Oh, my God.
What happened?

489
00:15:58,991 --> 00:16:01,843
"At 1:09 P.M.
eastern standard time,

490
00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:04,312
"a sedan driven by Reba Cadbury
veered off the road,

491
00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:05,764
into the Potomac."

492
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,299
The body was never recovered.

493
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:08,600
Case closed.

494
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:10,268
That's terrible.

495
00:16:10,286 --> 00:16:11,703
(Whispering):
What are you doing?

496
00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:13,638
What you did was dumb,
but there's no reason

497
00:16:13,656 --> 00:16:16,007
for your father to be
disappointed in you, as well.

498
00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:17,876
I'll go break
the news to Faxler.

499
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:20,929
Is there someone I can call
to express my condolences?

500
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,914
Oh, well, Reba was a
very private woman, sir.

501
00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:25,216
- I want to go to the funeral.
- Well, that's not necessary.

502
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:27,585
- Marshall, I insist.
- You have a very busy week.

503
00:16:27,619 --> 00:16:29,053
- I'll make time.
- All right, sir. She's fake.

504
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:30,555
- What?
- Reba doesn't exist.

505
00:16:30,589 --> 00:16:32,390
I made her up so that
I could have a place

506
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:33,892
to sneak in a little
me time after lunch.

507
00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:35,627
And then, Becca
started using her name

508
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,612
to prove herself to Faxler.

509
00:16:37,647 --> 00:16:40,281
I know! It's
awful. So sad.

510
00:16:40,316 --> 00:16:43,018
I'm talking
to Reba's aunt Sally.

511
00:16:43,052 --> 00:16:44,269
No, we will respect
your wishes.

512
00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:45,904
The family wants

513
00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:48,172
a very small private ceremony
in Liverpool,

514
00:16:48,190 --> 00:16:49,491
just them.

515
00:16:49,525 --> 00:16:51,176
I understand.
Uh, can I talk to her?

516
00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:52,677
Oh, what?

517
00:16:52,695 --> 00:16:53,978
What, Sally?
You're breaking up.

518
00:16:53,996 --> 00:16:55,080
- I'll call her back.
- Wait.

519
00:16:55,114 --> 00:16:56,865
Sally?! No!

520
00:16:56,899 --> 00:16:58,450
Another horrible

521
00:16:58,484 --> 00:16:59,918
accident.

522
00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:02,387
Oh, how much
can one family take in a day?

523
00:17:02,405 --> 00:17:04,622
He knows.
Oh, yeah, okay.

524
00:17:04,656 --> 00:17:07,525
How could you do this, Becca?
What were you thinking?

525
00:17:07,559 --> 00:17:09,077
I... yes, Becca.
What were you thinking?

526
00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:11,012
Marshall.
I'll, uh, be in my office

527
00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:12,313
if you need me, sir.

528
00:17:12,348 --> 00:17:14,933
(Sighs) Dad, I am really sorry.

529
00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:17,268
I know that this was
a terrible thing to do!

530
00:17:17,302 --> 00:17:20,271
I guess I just saw a roadblock,
and I tried to go around,

531
00:17:20,306 --> 00:17:22,957
or over, or tunnel under it?

532
00:17:22,992 --> 00:17:24,042
Faxler:
Oh, my goodness.

533
00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:25,543
I'm so sorry to intrude.

534
00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:26,911
I just heard about Reba.

535
00:17:26,929 --> 00:17:29,164
I am so sorry.
What a tragedy.

536
00:17:29,198 --> 00:17:30,498
What a loss.

537
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:31,966
But on a practical note,

538
00:17:32,018 --> 00:17:34,836
I think that the work of
the task force should continue.

539
00:17:34,870 --> 00:17:36,521
Uh...

540
00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:37,989
- Senator Faxler?
- Yes.

541
00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:41,859
I have to admit something
to you about Reba and her ideas.

542
00:17:41,877 --> 00:17:42,794
You know what, sweetie?

543
00:17:42,828 --> 00:17:44,779
Don't you dare be ashamed

544
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:46,798
about not understanding them.

545
00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:48,700
I mean, they were
very complicated. Mm.

546
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,368
And I applaud you

547
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,086
- for your honesty.
- Actually,

548
00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:54,405
Becca worked quite closely
with Reba.

549
00:17:54,439 --> 00:17:56,040
I did not know that.

550
00:17:56,074 --> 00:17:57,859
- Now you know that.
- Mm-hmm.

551
00:17:57,893 --> 00:17:59,911
And if you had looked
in that binder of hers...

552
00:17:59,945 --> 00:18:03,014
I did not do that.
It was really thick.

553
00:18:03,048 --> 00:18:04,682
Well, you would have seen

554
00:18:04,716 --> 00:18:06,367
that a lot of Becca's ideas
were championed by Reba.

555
00:18:07,001 --> 00:18:08,852
Isn't that wonderful.

556
00:18:08,887 --> 00:18:11,772
Now, obviously, you are
a well-respected member

557
00:18:11,823 --> 00:18:13,808
of our task force.

558
00:18:14,142 --> 00:18:16,010
And you've got
big shoes to fill.

559
00:18:16,061 --> 00:18:18,095
And I know
that she can do that, sir,

560
00:18:18,129 --> 00:18:20,014
because if she's anything
like you...

561
00:18:20,048 --> 00:18:21,032
That's enough, Faxler.

562
00:18:21,066 --> 00:18:22,450
Of course.
Absolutely.

563
00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:24,752
Yeah. I'm so
sorry about Reba.

564
00:18:24,786 --> 00:18:27,071
But I'm not surprised,
'cause I heard

565
00:18:27,089 --> 00:18:29,757
she was a big. Wow.

566
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:32,743
Oh, Becca?

567
00:18:32,761 --> 00:18:34,962
Guess who got
your baby gift, huh?

568
00:18:35,013 --> 00:18:36,547
Can't wait. (Whoops)

569
00:18:36,581 --> 00:18:38,916
(Laughs)

570
00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:44,906
</i> In recognition of your
bachelor "in general studies,

571
00:18:44,940 --> 00:18:47,909
"with minors in critical
film theory, Latin dance,

572
00:18:47,943 --> 00:18:49,243
political cartooning..."

573
00:18:49,278 --> 00:18:51,029
How many minors did you get?

574
00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:52,664
He was there seven years.
You're gonna get a few.

575
00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:54,415
"...Landscape architecture,
math,

576
00:18:54,450 --> 00:18:56,701
"and finally, judaic studies,

577
00:18:56,735 --> 00:18:59,921
"we the university of Nevada,
Reno, proudly designate you,

578
00:18:59,955 --> 00:19:03,791
Standridge Gilchrist Jr.,
a graduate in full standing."

579
00:19:03,842 --> 00:19:04,926
Blah, blah, blah.

580
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:06,961
- Great work, buddy.
- Thanks, dad.

581
00:19:07,012 --> 00:19:08,763
It's going to be okay, Skip.

582
00:19:08,797 --> 00:19:10,298
Is it? I have no idea

583
00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:11,567
what I'm going to do
with the rest of my life.

584
00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:13,268
Guess who got an A
on her book report!

585
00:19:13,303 --> 00:19:14,937
You did?
That's amazing!

586
00:19:14,971 --> 00:19:17,306
- Yeah. Skip actually helped me.
- What did I do?

587
00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:19,308
Well, you were so excited
about science fiction,

588
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:22,861
that I decided to give it a
try, and I really got into it.

589
00:19:22,896 --> 00:19:24,229
You know what?
There's people

590
00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:25,731
who take that very skill...

591
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:27,232
getting others excited
about learning...

592
00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:29,550
And they turn it into a career.

593
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:30,869
Scuba instructors?

594
00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:32,053
- Teachers.
- Oh, right.

595
00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:33,638
Yeah. What the hell
am I talking about?

596
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,040
Well, how do you become
a teacher?

597
00:19:36,074 --> 00:19:37,909
Well, it starts by
getting a college degree.

598
00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,260
I have one of those!

599
00:19:39,295 --> 00:19:40,795
And that's pretty much it.

600
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,514
That is so much easier
than astronaut!

601
00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:43,798
'Cause nobody wants
to be a teacher!

602
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:45,249
That is awesome!

603
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,185
Friends, dad,

604
00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:49,270
I have a family
announcement to make.

605
00:19:49,305 --> 00:19:51,890
I know what I want to do
with the rest of my life.

606
00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:54,759
I want to be an educator
of younglings.

607
00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:58,112
I'll never have to leave school,
because I'll become school.

608
00:19:58,147 --> 00:20:01,616
I'll never grow up,
like the cast of <i>Cocoon.</i>

609
00:20:03,602 --> 00:20:06,938
Adulthood...
I'll see you in hell.

610
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:10,825
Skip:
<i>Reba Cadbury.</i>

611
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:13,027
I never even had
a chance to meet her.

612
00:20:13,062 --> 00:20:14,863
I thought there'd be
an opportunity,

613
00:20:14,897 --> 00:20:17,165
but she died before
I ever heard of her.

614
00:20:17,199 --> 00:20:18,733
Does your dad like me?

615
00:20:18,767 --> 00:20:20,869
You know, as in
a cabinet member?

616
00:20:20,903 --> 00:20:23,137
And now, everybody's acting
like she never even existed.

617
00:20:23,172 --> 00:20:25,640
Does he play any sports I play?

618
00:20:25,674 --> 00:20:28,009
- Is life short?
- Is life long?

619
00:20:28,043 --> 00:20:31,045
See, I just know that we
would get along if we hung out.

620
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:33,181
You don't have to say
anything... but you could.

621
00:20:33,215 --> 00:20:34,832
Yesterday, I was a child.

622
00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:36,634
Is he a racquetball guy?

623
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:39,070
But today, I must put away
those childish things.

624
00:20:39,104 --> 00:20:41,172
He's got that ranch.

625
00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:43,691
I could buy him some chaps.

626
00:20:43,726 --> 00:20:44,992
Maybe that's too intimate.

627
00:20:45,693 --> 00:20:47,393
You are a good listener.

628
00:20:47,094 --> 00:20:48,694
Would you change your dad?

629
00:20:48,695 --> 00:20:49,695
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