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I can't believe Han is making
us tidy up this damn diner.
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It's like putting
a pretty church hat on a whore.
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Come on, harder, faster!
Do it faster and harder.
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Ding! What is, "Things Han
says to a male hustler," Alex.
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No time for jokes, Max.
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The health inspector
will be here soon,
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and I need to get
that "A" rating.
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This diner getting an "A"
for cleanliness
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would be like me getting an "A"
for a bra size.
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Oh, it will happen.
I did a thorough job.
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Is he making omelets
or crystal meth?
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Oleg, you let Han put you
in two hair nets?
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Three.
I don't want to talk about it.
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♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
ooh ooh ♪
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Sync & corrections by Alice
www.addic7ed.com
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Sorry I'm late.
I was having my nails done.
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It's the first time
I stopped moving in two years,
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and I fell asleep.
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You had money to get
your nails done?
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Was prostitution
as disgusting
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as you thought it would be?
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Han paid for it.
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Oh, so it was worse.
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There she is.
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There's my show pony.
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Let me see them digits.
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I want you to be the first thing
the health inspector sees
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when he enters.
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You're just so blonde
and clean.
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Hey! Where's my manicure?
How come I don't get anything?
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Oh, I haven't forgotten you.
Here's 50 bucks.
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Beat it until
the inspector leaves.
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Some would be insulted.
I'm gonna ask for $75.
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And, you are going to get it.
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I have exciting news.
At the nail salon,
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I heard about this amazing
seminar we should go to.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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I went to a seminar once.
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I was almost married
to 300 Koreans.
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It's a branding seminar
for business owners
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to define who they are
and get them primed and ready
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for their window
of opportunity.
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I think I'd rather be married
to 300 Koreans.
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Then I could get my nails done
whenever I wanted.
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Max, this is the real deal.
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The woman who runs it
is a branding genius.
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She created the Nike
"Just Do It."
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Oh, that woman
didn't make up "just do it."
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high school boyfriends have been
using that for centuries.
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You're still here!
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What's it gonna take,
another $10?
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Hey, I don't need a seminar.
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I found a brand that's gonna
get me rich--obnoxious!
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Okay, Earl, how is cleaning
your area coming along?
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I've got decades
of napkins over here
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with all my old ideas on them.
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Apparently,
napkins were the old Twitter.
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Hello.
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Could you tell the owner
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the health inspector
has arrived?
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Oh, you are a woman.
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Thank you for noticing.
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Are you Han Lee?
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Hey, Han, is this the--
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So where would you like
to start?
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Sadly, the men's room.
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Ground zero.
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I will join you
in a second.
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Is it Miss or Mrs. Rotello?
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It's Miss.
Thank you for asking.
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I'll see you at the toilets.
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Ground zero just got
a lot nicer.
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Han, I think that health
inspector wants to inspect you.
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Stop! If she hears you,
she'll give me an "F."
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I think she wants you
to give her an "F."
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Max, I paid you $90.
Now, go!
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- Here, Max.
- What's this?
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That's how we'll make
the $600 we need for the seminar.
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I made flyers for
a yard sale at Kinko's.
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Wow, Kinko's" and "yard sale"
in the same breath.
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Where do I keep finding
this inner strength?
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That must be Sophie
with her yard sale stuff.
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Hi, girls!
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Hey, Sophie!
Where's all your junk?
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Oh, where it always is--
In my trunk!
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Well, look here.
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I got a bunch of stuff
that Oleg wanted
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to donate to your yard sale.
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Aw, that's so nice of him.
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Oh, yeah,
he doesn't know about it.
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Yeah, it's all the stuff
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he's been leaving around
my apartment.
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He's getting way
too comfortable, so...
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Sell it all!
Yeah.
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You probably can get a couple
of bucks for his passport.
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Yeah, he paid $80 for it.
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Maybe he's leaving
things around
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because he wants to take things
to another level,
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maybe even move in.
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Oh, girl talk.
Ooh!
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Shouldn't you serve me a cosmo
like they do on television?
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Don't have any cosmos,
as we're broke
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and it's not 1998, but...
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How about a pink cupcake?
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Oh, even better.
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Maybe now that Oleg
has told you he loves you,
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you're starting to have intimacy
issues about getting close.
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Oh, come on.
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Save that garbage
for your yard sale.
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Yeah, the man is just
up there too much.
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I mean, he's down there when
he's up there, but, yeah...
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It's way too much, yeah.
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He's got to change,
or he's out.
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Hey, thanks
for the cupcake, Max.
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And, Caroline...
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I don't know what you add,
but, yeah.
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Our yard sale is not quite
all set up yet.
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You're early.
Our flyer said 1:00 to 5:00.
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Oh, I don't do flyers.
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Miss Trudy, my card.
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This is my wife, Miss Trudy,
and the bird's name is Scott.
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Dennis Endicott The Third,
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thrift shop scout and Brooklyn's
crazy kitsch genius.
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"Lord of The Things."
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So, I have lots
of classic couture pieces.
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You won't be disappointed.
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Well, I have been before.
Miss Trudy?
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We went all the way
to Pennsylvania for
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a Facts of Life bean bag
toss game.
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- No Blair!
- No Blair.
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Just two tooties.
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Life just sucks
it hard sometimes.
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Am I right, Scott?
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So, on that chair
are my things,
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and you'll notice
that there's a lot--
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Oh, I already did.
14 for all of it.
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$1,400, perfect!
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Hundred?
Darling, $14.
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But this is all vintage.
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Vintage, or just
out of season?
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Wait, is that a Nugget Buddy?
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Miss Trudy,
they have the cowboy.
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He loves the cowboy.
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I bet he does.
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Oh, I am so relieved.
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When we don't find anything
good, he gets really mad...
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At me.
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I'm sorry, that's not supposed
to be out.
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I can't break up the set.
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You have all ten
Nugget Buddies?
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Yep, and every other
Happy Meal toy since 1993.
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My mom used to take me there
a lot.
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Well, she used to leave
me there a lot, but same diff.
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$600 for the whole collection.
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- Sold!
- Whoa, whoa, not sold.
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Max, come on,
this is our future.
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Well, those are my past.
No sale.
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Let's go, Scott.
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This is "tootie-gate"
all over again.
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And you--
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when we get home, you better put
on the punishment pillow.
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Don't worry.
I kind of like it.
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Well, so much for a horse
in a hat
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being the weirdest thing
in this yard.
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Explain to me again how
an item I paid $3,000 for
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just two years ago
is worth less than something
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that came
with a dipping sauce!
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A Happy Meal toy reminds
people of a sweeter time,
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a simpler time,
a pre-Kardashian time.
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Attention, attention!
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I have something
very important here.
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The results of your DNA test
proving your mother was Asian
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and your father
was a pine nut?
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No, we got our letter grade
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from the city
health inspector's office.
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Whoo!
We got a "B"!
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That's the first "B"
I ever got
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I didn't have
to French kiss for.
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A "B"?
No, no, no, no!
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This boy don't play
with no Bs.
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I'm calling that little tease,
Miss Jean Rotello, right now.
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This isn't good.
Asians don't do well with Bs.
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At Wharton, I got a "B,"
and the Japanese kid
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who sat next to me
killed himself.
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Oleg, I'm kind of getting used
to this look now.
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You kind of look like
Bin Laden's ghost.
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Good night, girls.
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I'm going to go over and spend
the night at Sophie's.
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No, maybe not.
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Why would you say that?
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Because she can't
stop herself.
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It's just, she might like
a little space sometimes.
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She needs space?
Did she say that?
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- Not in so many words.
- No, those were the words.
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Look, Sophie
loves having you around.
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It's just, she told us that
you're getting
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a little too comfortable there
when she came over
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to sell all your stuff
at our yard sale.
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- I know how that sounds--
- And yet, you keep going.
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Oleg, Sophie is just feeling
a little smothered.
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She feels smothered?
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Have you ever tried
motorboating those cans of hers?
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Once, but I was very drunk
at the time.
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Just make a few changes,
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and everything will
be right back on track.
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And stop talking now.
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Make some changes?
That's all I've done for her.
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I changed my furniture,
I changed my ways.
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I changed my underwear
more than once a week.
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That's it.
No more changing for Han...
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And no more changing
for Sophie.
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I'm done changing.
I'm back, baby.
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Spread the word!
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I think he's gonna be
spreading more than the word.
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I want to kill someone!
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Why, did they cancel
Suite Life of Zack and Cody?
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No, I just got off the phone
with the restaurant inspector--
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She answered her phone
at this time of night?
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Come on, it's not like
she was out on the town.
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Han!
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I think that "B" you're holding
might stand for "Bitch."
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And she told me I got a "B"
because of the conditions
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of the back room
off the dishwasher area.
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I didn't even know we had
a back room, did you?
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No, but of course there's
a mysterious back room
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in this new upside down world,
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where a piece of cheese is mayor
and Donna Karan is a no one!
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Oh, there it is.
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I always thought
that was the property
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of the bar next door.
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If we share a door with a bar,
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my breaks are about
to get longer and drunker.
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Wait here, girls,
while I push this rack away.
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P90X, don't fail me now!
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I'm pretty sure this is what
my soul looks like.
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Now I'm going to have to hire
an emergency crew to come
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clean this by Friday
to get my "A."
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Oh, damn it.
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I guess Caroline
and I can do it.
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Are you insane?
Max, I can't.
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I haven't worked on
the railroads like you.
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Come on.
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Han needs his "A," and we need
the money for that seminar.
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Isn't this one of those
"windows of opportunity"?
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00:12:33,176 --> 00:12:35,277
- $600.
- Forget it, girls.
247
00:12:35,278 --> 00:12:36,345
Look at these walls.
248
00:12:36,346 --> 00:12:38,481
I need professional
steam cleaners.
249
00:12:38,482 --> 00:12:39,882
I have steam cleaned before.
250
00:12:39,883 --> 00:12:41,884
I mean, how else do you get
malt liquor and blood stains
251
00:12:41,885 --> 00:12:44,019
out of a rented prom dress?
252
00:12:46,990 --> 00:12:49,492
Ugh, it's so humid
and damp in here.
253
00:12:49,493 --> 00:12:51,694
Now I know how balls feel.
254
00:12:59,436 --> 00:13:00,903
Let me just move
this cord out of--
255
00:13:00,904 --> 00:13:02,838
Oh! I just got a shock!
256
00:13:02,839 --> 00:13:03,906
No.
257
00:13:03,907 --> 00:13:05,841
A shock is coming home
to find your mom
258
00:13:05,842 --> 00:13:08,110
in the tub with
your tenth-grade crush.
259
00:13:10,113 --> 00:13:12,581
I should push these
light cords back up over--
260
00:13:16,987 --> 00:13:19,288
Uh, it's a roach nest.
261
00:13:23,326 --> 00:13:24,960
It's okay, it's okay,
it's okay, it's okay, it's okay!
262
00:13:24,961 --> 00:13:26,529
It's okay!
263
00:13:26,530 --> 00:13:29,532
Good news,
they're already dead.
264
00:13:29,533 --> 00:13:31,500
Bad news, as I pull them
265
00:13:31,501 --> 00:13:34,270
out of your hair,
they're decomposing.
266
00:13:34,271 --> 00:13:36,572
Are you crying?
267
00:13:36,573 --> 00:13:37,740
I can't do this.
268
00:13:37,741 --> 00:13:39,809
Not even for the seminar.
269
00:13:39,810 --> 00:13:42,178
I'll sell my Happy Meals.
270
00:13:42,179 --> 00:13:43,679
Max, you don't have
to do that.
271
00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:45,915
- But we need the money.
- Okay, great.
272
00:13:54,494 --> 00:13:55,594
Hey, Nugget Buddies.
273
00:13:56,095 --> 00:13:57,629
As soon as the man
with the bird gets here,
274
00:13:57,630 --> 00:13:59,064
you'll be leaving
my loving care
275
00:13:59,065 --> 00:14:01,233
and going out
into the big, bad world.
276
00:14:01,734 --> 00:14:03,001
Shoes will step on you,
277
00:14:03,002 --> 00:14:04,502
kids will tie you
to firecrackers,
278
00:14:04,503 --> 00:14:07,972
and some real sickos may stick you
in a trunk and drive you across state lines.
279
00:14:11,275 --> 00:14:12,642
Hi, Sophie.
280
00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:17,080
Oleg cheated on me,
and I'm so maaad!
281
00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:22,569
Oh, I have to break things!
282
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:25,905
But everything upstairs
in my apartment is too nice!
283
00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:28,675
So... Run a tab, girls!
284
00:14:31,779 --> 00:14:35,448
Aah!
285
00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:45,025
I gotta break more things!
286
00:14:45,026 --> 00:14:46,960
Wait, don't break that box!
That's my Happy--
287
00:14:50,665 --> 00:14:52,132
Ohh.
288
00:14:52,133 --> 00:14:54,267
I feel better.
289
00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:56,136
I really do.
290
00:14:56,137 --> 00:14:59,973
Okay.
All right.
291
00:14:59,974 --> 00:15:01,841
I think we just saw what
it would look like
292
00:15:01,842 --> 00:15:04,444
if someone cheated
on The Incredible Hulk.
293
00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:09,049
Hey, girls.
294
00:15:09,050 --> 00:15:12,185
Sophie's back.
Spread the word!
295
00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:19,726
Max, look,
your Happy Meal toys.
296
00:15:26,167 --> 00:15:28,301
Look, I know you're upset
about your toys, Max,
297
00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:31,171
but come on,
it's kind of fun.
298
00:15:31,172 --> 00:15:33,239
There is only one kind of wet
that I have been at 3:00
299
00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:35,742
in the morning
that I would call "fun."
300
00:15:35,743 --> 00:15:37,911
This is not it!
301
00:15:40,047 --> 00:15:42,415
Oh, look!
Under the newspaper,
302
00:15:42,416 --> 00:15:44,684
there's some sort of
stained glass window there.
303
00:15:44,685 --> 00:15:46,820
Aw, pretty!
304
00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:49,356
Oh, you're finally getting
the money you wanted
305
00:15:49,357 --> 00:15:51,424
and you're so chipper.
306
00:15:51,425 --> 00:15:53,960
I'm "chipper,"
to use your word, because
307
00:15:53,961 --> 00:15:56,763
we're working to earn money to
move our business brand forward.
308
00:15:56,764 --> 00:15:58,298
Stop saying "brand."
309
00:15:58,299 --> 00:16:01,701
And this "seminar"
better be worth it.
310
00:16:01,702 --> 00:16:03,269
Why are you saying
it like that?
311
00:16:03,270 --> 00:16:05,004
"Seminar," with quotes
around it,
312
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:06,806
like it's a silly idea
or something.
313
00:16:06,807 --> 00:16:08,575
I didn't say "seminar"
with quotes around it.
314
00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:10,343
You did.
You said--
315
00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:11,544
Ooh! Ooh, sorry!
316
00:16:11,545 --> 00:16:13,413
Sorry!
317
00:16:13,414 --> 00:16:15,882
I was trying to illustrate that
you put quotes around it.
318
00:16:15,883 --> 00:16:18,785
I am too tired to put quotes
around things,
319
00:16:18,786 --> 00:16:20,620
but if I were gonna put quotes
on a word,
320
00:16:20,621 --> 00:16:23,456
that word would be,
"seminar"!
321
00:16:23,457 --> 00:16:25,125
Oh, and "branding"!
322
00:16:25,126 --> 00:16:28,328
And I would put big, giant,
dumbass quotes around
323
00:16:28,329 --> 00:16:30,663
"branding seminar"!
324
00:16:30,664 --> 00:16:32,866
Max, you did that
on purpose!
325
00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:35,568
Oh, maybe it was just
an accident!
326
00:16:38,139 --> 00:16:40,907
Stop! Stop!
You're spraying the light cord!
327
00:16:40,908 --> 00:16:43,376
Hello!
Water and electricity,
328
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:45,945
not the best combo!
329
00:16:45,946 --> 00:16:49,616
Like some other not-great combos
I can think of.
330
00:16:49,617 --> 00:16:52,218
Us?
You mean us?
331
00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:54,487
What, now we are not
a great combo?
332
00:16:55,356 --> 00:16:56,556
Oh, wow.
333
00:16:56,557 --> 00:17:00,193
Sorry I suggested we go
to a quote-seminar-unquote.
334
00:17:00,194 --> 00:17:01,761
Sorry I'm trying
to move us forward.
335
00:17:01,762 --> 00:17:04,497
Sorry that you think
you know how to do everything.
336
00:17:04,498 --> 00:17:07,333
Sorry that you resent the fact
that I know how to do business.
337
00:17:07,334 --> 00:17:10,003
Sorry that you think you know
how to do business,
338
00:17:10,004 --> 00:17:12,572
and maybe that's why
our first business failed.
339
00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:16,743
Sorry that you took two
weed breaks every single day
340
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,178
instead of making work calls,
341
00:17:18,179 --> 00:17:20,547
and maybe that's why
our business failed.
342
00:17:20,548 --> 00:17:23,650
Sorry that I didn't take
more weed breaks,
343
00:17:23,651 --> 00:17:25,952
because I really could have
used them working with
344
00:17:25,953 --> 00:17:27,053
a know-it-all like you!
345
00:17:27,054 --> 00:17:28,421
- And sorry--
- It's my turn!
346
00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:31,357
No! Sorry that you, also,
had to stick your nose
347
00:17:31,358 --> 00:17:32,625
into Oleg and Sophie's
business,
348
00:17:32,626 --> 00:17:34,527
so that he cheated,
and she got mad and then,
349
00:17:34,528 --> 00:17:37,363
by an almost irrefutable
line of direct action,
350
00:17:37,364 --> 00:17:38,765
you killed my toys!
351
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:40,834
Sorry that it doesn't matter
352
00:17:40,835 --> 00:17:43,770
how many things I ever did right
because poor itty-bitty
353
00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:47,006
baby Max's Happy Meal toys
got all broked!
354
00:17:48,007 --> 00:17:50,243
Don't push me, Max!
355
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:55,949
You're such a fan of branding,
356
00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,484
"Just Do It."
357
00:17:57,485 --> 00:17:59,752
"Have it your way."
358
00:17:59,753 --> 00:18:02,856
"What happens in Vegas,
stays in Vegas."
359
00:18:02,857 --> 00:18:04,724
"Got Milk?"
360
00:18:04,725 --> 00:18:07,260
Got any other
stupid business ideas?
361
00:18:10,231 --> 00:18:11,965
Stop!
362
00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:13,266
Stop, stop,
stop it, stop it!
363
00:18:13,267 --> 00:18:15,768
I am done!
364
00:18:15,769 --> 00:18:17,971
No, I'm done!
365
00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:19,572
No, we're both done!
366
00:18:19,573 --> 00:18:21,241
Fine, we're both done!
367
00:18:21,242 --> 00:18:22,775
- Done!
- Done!
368
00:18:22,776 --> 00:18:24,811
No, I'm really done, Max!
369
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:26,546
I'm tired of trying
to make things happen!
370
00:18:26,547 --> 00:18:29,249
I'm tired of pushing us
into cupcake shops!
371
00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:32,151
And I'm tired of you pushing
us into cupcake shops too.
372
00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:36,022
Shops that we couldn't afford
in the first place.
373
00:18:38,626 --> 00:18:40,426
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God, Max!
374
00:18:40,427 --> 00:18:42,395
Max, are you all right?
375
00:18:42,396 --> 00:18:43,596
CPR, what is it?
376
00:18:43,597 --> 00:18:45,131
Do you do pinch the nose
and breathe into the mouth?
377
00:18:45,132 --> 00:18:46,366
Wait, wait!
378
00:18:46,367 --> 00:18:49,469
I think you're supposed
to pump the chest first.
379
00:18:49,470 --> 00:18:52,405
Well, I'll never
get through those!
380
00:18:52,406 --> 00:18:54,841
Max, I'm about to put
my mouth on yours,
381
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:58,311
so if you're kidding
you better wake up right now.
382
00:19:02,783 --> 00:19:04,150
Max, please don't die.
383
00:19:04,151 --> 00:19:06,686
Please don't die.
You're my best friend.
384
00:19:09,890 --> 00:19:11,591
Sit up!
Sit up, sit up!
385
00:19:11,592 --> 00:19:14,160
- Are you all right?
- What happened?
386
00:19:14,161 --> 00:19:15,261
You grabbed that wire,
387
00:19:15,262 --> 00:19:17,964
and I think you got
a little electrocuted.
388
00:19:17,965 --> 00:19:19,399
I always knew
I'd be electrocuted,
389
00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:22,702
I just thought it would be
in the chair.
390
00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:23,870
God, I'm so hot.
I need air.
391
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:26,006
Come here.
The window, come on.
392
00:19:26,407 --> 00:19:28,207
Come on.
Come on, over here.
393
00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:30,877
Here, kneel.
Open!
394
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,211
Oh, damn,
there are shutters.
395
00:19:32,212 --> 00:19:34,480
Here, hold on to the wall
while I get this.
396
00:19:37,451 --> 00:19:40,019
Are you okay?
Take a deep breath in.
397
00:19:40,020 --> 00:19:42,021
Breathe in.
398
00:19:42,022 --> 00:19:43,189
Max, that was so scary.
399
00:19:43,190 --> 00:19:44,958
For a second,
I thought you died.
400
00:19:44,959 --> 00:19:48,561
Maybe I did, 'cause I kind
of remember a place with flames.
401
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:52,265
And you were making out with me.
402
00:19:52,266 --> 00:19:54,634
What is that delicious smell?
403
00:19:54,635 --> 00:19:56,836
The pizza place next
to the bar next door.
404
00:19:56,837 --> 00:20:00,139
Oh, God, has a pizza
ever smelled so good?
405
00:20:01,442 --> 00:20:02,675
Hey, what are you guys
doing?
406
00:20:02,676 --> 00:20:04,510
Is that, like,
a store or something?
407
00:20:04,511 --> 00:20:07,280
- No.
- Holler.
408
00:20:09,049 --> 00:20:11,217
Wait, Caroline...
409
00:20:11,218 --> 00:20:14,087
This is our window
of opportunity!
410
00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:15,722
Max, what a great idea!
411
00:20:15,723 --> 00:20:18,658
A cupcake walk-up window?
You're a genius!
412
00:20:18,659 --> 00:20:21,995
I just might be
since I died!
413
00:20:21,996 --> 00:20:23,596
So much less overhead.
414
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:25,298
And this time we'll be starting
at the bottom,
415
00:20:25,299 --> 00:20:27,200
so we'll have nowhere
to go but up.
416
00:20:27,201 --> 00:20:29,369
Thank God!
I am so much more comfortable
417
00:20:29,370 --> 00:20:31,371
at the bottom!
418
00:20:31,372 --> 00:20:35,308
Hey, I have
this weird feeling inside.
419
00:20:35,309 --> 00:20:38,277
I'm McHappy.
420
00:20:39,213 --> 00:20:40,480
Hey, girls.
421
00:20:40,481 --> 00:20:45,184
Turning tricks in a window
like they do in Amsterdam?
422
00:20:45,185 --> 00:20:47,420
No, we think we found
our new business.
423
00:20:47,421 --> 00:20:50,556
Sophie, this is the new
Max's Homemade Cupcakes.
424
00:20:50,557 --> 00:20:55,762
Speaking of windows,
that's Oleg's car, right?
425
00:20:55,763 --> 00:20:56,963
Oh.
426
00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:59,165
Yeah. Yeah.
427
00:21:04,672 --> 00:21:07,974
Well, some people open
windows, some people smash them.
428
00:21:19,988 --> 00:21:26,089
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