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People, I have huge news!
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Who's carrying the rest of it in?
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I found a way to improve diner business,
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and the crazy part is I
don't have to fire you two.
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Are you gonna clean that dead body smell
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out of the ladies' room?
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No, that's what plug-in Glade is for.
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Okay, remember how that
ice bucket challenge
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caught on with celebrities?
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Han, people did those challenges for ALS,
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not to get publicity for
a diner that Yelp calls,
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"A bit of a dice roll."
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Well, I've invented the
condiment challenge.
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Why, 'cause condoms are a challenge
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to you and other virgins?
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Earl, you're on fire!
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I'm gonna down ketchup and mustard
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and then nominate Mr. George Clooney.
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If you really want this
thing to go viral,
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I happen to know that Clooney
likes him some spicy sriracha.
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All I know is that anal is hot.
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His wife's name is Amal, not anal.
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I still stand by my statement.
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Action!
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Otherwise known as,
"Let's get this over with."
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[garbled] Mr. George...
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Uh-oh! I... hot!
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Too hot!
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I actually think that could go viral.
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Damn! I hit the wrong thing.
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Han! Han, do over!
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My insides are on fire! [screams]
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(Peter Bjorn and John)
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
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[cash register bell dings]
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♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
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Subtitle sync and corrections
by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com.
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I love Wednesdays.
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I get to erase all the genitalia
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that was drawn on the cupcake board.
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And I love Thursdays 'cause
I get to redraw them.
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I need some more paper towels.
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Oh, I think they're downstairs.
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[chuckles]
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Max, you do fake stairs so well.
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I know.
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It's the second best thing I fake.
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Hey, isn't that Andy?
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My Andy?
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Oh, God, it is Candy Andy.
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[bicycle bell rings]
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He's coming over here.
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Hey, Max. Wow.
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Your chalkboard has really nice legs.
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[chuckles] Hi.
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- Hey.
- I know, so silly.
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It's just I'm not very
good at seeing my exes.
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Yeah, or hiding.
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How's the candy business?
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Sour? Nutty? Full of Nerds?
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It's great. Candy's not going anywhere,
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like my grandma's knee fat.
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So you guys still over at the diner?
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[scoffs] We aren't still at the diner.
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This is our cupcake window.
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Uh, hello?
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Your shift at the diner
started five minutes ago!
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Okay, we're still at the diner too.
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We're here, we're there, we're all over.
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(both) Like herpes?
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- Nice.
- Yeah.
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So what brings you over here
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besides obviously stalking
your ex-girlfriend?
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Actually, I'm looking for a flower shop.
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Oh, flowers for a girl
you never got over?
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Uh, no, for my fiancée.
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Did he just say Beyoncé?
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Actually, I'm getting married.
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Coo.
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Caroline, I'm sorry.
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I was gonna call you and tell you,
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but then I felt like
maybe you wouldn't care.
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You know, I mean, it's been a long time.
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I hope you're not hurt.
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Hurt? I'm hurt.
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Hurt that you didn't ask me and
Max to do your wedding cake!
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Oh, God. I'll be downstairs.
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Well, yeah.
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Actually, Romy and I haven't
decided on a cake yet.
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You know, she's pretty busy.
She runs her own business.
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Ohh! Oh!
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"The Business Bride."
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Wasn't that Katherine Heigl's last movie?
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The one that brought her back to TV?
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Max, can you please come back upstairs?
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(Max) I'm waiting for the elevator!
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Is that Candy Andy?
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Well, well.
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You two getting back together again?
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- Oh, I'm getting married.
- To someone else.
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Oh, Lord, this is why I
don't like to be outside.
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Well, I gotta run.
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Not really. I'll be walking away.
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But if you're serious about the cake...
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So serious.
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Major ser-i-osity!
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In fact, it's our wedding gift to you.
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- Oh, God.
- Max, stop.
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There is no downstairs.
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Yeah, it's not possible to
get any lower than this.
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Okay, well...
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how about I text you
after I talk to Romy?
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It was great seeing you, Caroline.
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You too, Max.
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You guys are gonna watch my
butt as I walk away, right?
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You gonna make it clap for daddy?
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I cannot make it clap, but
I can make it go, "Whoo!"
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Um, couple things.
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One, he's still hot.
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And two, are you insane?
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You want us to do your
ex-boyfriend's wedding cake?
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Max, I broke up with him. Remember?
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I'm a mature, evolved, sophisticated,
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sexy but not in your face about it woman.
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I can handle this.
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I think it's a bad idea.
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And I know bad ideas. I was one.
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I...
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broke up... with him.
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Dramatic... talking...
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is... annoying.
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How's it going there, hot stuff?
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Is your tongue working?
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I'm gonna think of another
video to go viral
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to set this place on fire, and if not,
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I'll eventually have to
set this place on fire.
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Either way, I'm not giving up.
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You tell your clothes that?
'Cause they didn't get the memo.
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Get this. Andy says that he and Romy
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would love to meet us to
talk about wedding cakes
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at their loft in Manhattan.
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[British accent]
Queen Romy has summoned us
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to a cake tasting at their loft!
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Uh, can I borrow your phone for a sec?
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There. I deleted his text.
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I deleted his number.
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I also deleted my number.
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We aren't doing this.
You are not that cool.
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Everyone knows that.
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You're not. Cool girls don't freak out
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when you cop a feel in the freezer.
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Oh! Oh!
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You know his number by heart.
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This has nothing to do with my heart.
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It's business. I broke up with him.
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It's like you don't know
that I broke up with him.
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I broke up with him.
Didn't know if you caught that
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'cause my back was to you.
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Hey, everybody!
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Good news!
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My baby was delivered today.
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Oh, my God!
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Did I black out for nine months again?
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The baby didn't come
out of my box, Earl.
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It came out of this one.
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Wow, you can really get
anything on Amazon.
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It's called a "Maybe Baby."
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While Oleg and I are
trying to get pregnant,
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we're gonna use it to
practice for the real thing.
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So you're having a key-section?
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Strangely, this is not the weirdest birth
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we've seen at the diner.
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Do you like him?
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Weren't you the baby
in "American Sniper"?
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Yeah, it's got a computer
inside to keep track
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of our parenting skills.
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And if we get a score of over 92,
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we get 20% at Papa John's.
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Any Papa John's!
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Well, you're having a fake baby
for all the right reasons.
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The baby's here?
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Aww, you're a father. Think fast!
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Aww!
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Our first father-son catch.
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Let's get to know each other... "Bob"?
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All they had left were the white babies.
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The single actresses over 40
snap up all the minorities.
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Hey, Max.
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Could you maybe babysit
my Maybe Baby tomorrow?
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You know, 'cause I-I
really need some me time.
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Fine. 20 bucks an hour.
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Extra in case he orders some adult movies
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I've been wanting to see.
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Okay, Max, wash your fancy sweatpants.
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We are confirmed for Andy and Romy's
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wedding cake tasting for tomorrow.
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[gasps] Andy? You mean that cute guy
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that you ruined your relationship with?
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Sophie, it wasn't the right relationship.
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He didn't support my career.
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The cupcake thing?
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[bell rings]
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Pickup!
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Like father like son.
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Thank you guys so much for coming.
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These cakes look so lovely.
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They are.
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Really nice place you got here.
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I noticed there was a
door on the bathroom.
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I don't want to brag, but check
out all the outlets we got.
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Lot of power. Two-prong, three-prong.
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You got one of those
weird European plugs?
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Bring it.
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How funny is he?
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Oh, the funniest.
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Oh, God.
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So, Romy, it looks like you travel a lot.
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I love all your...
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[French accent] Objet d'art.
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Oh, God.
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I'm a hat designer, so I go to Malaysia
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and Sri Lanka a lot for materials.
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I'm poor, so I go to
McDonald's and Taco Bell a lot
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for my meals.
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Oh, show 'em one of your hats, Romes.
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The purple one Pippa Middleton
wore in "Star" magazine.
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Oh! Pippa Middleton, wow.
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She was up for a job
on "The Today Show,"
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but she didn't get it.
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Andy, they don't want to see my hats.
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Oh, Andy wants us to see your hats.
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Let's see your hats. [giggles]
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Oh, this guy was there when
no one believed in me,
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and he supported me in every way,
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and now I'm in over a hundred
department stores worldwide.
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Worldwide? [forced laugh]
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That is wide.
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You know the tasting is for them, right?
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Come on, let 'em see what you do.
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Sorry, I'm a proud fiancé.
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It's a little unmanly, but it's m'thing.
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Ooh, I'll go get Black Dahlia.
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Max will like that one.
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[coughs] Oh!
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You okay?
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Absolutely.
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We didn't work out, you
found someone great,
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supported her business, and
now you're getting married.
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Pretty sure he meant, "Are you choking?"
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Yup, that's where I was headed.
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Caroline, you broke up with me.
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She broke up with you?
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I hadn't heard that.
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See? All bitter... better.
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Max, do you want to try it on?
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Ahem, she doesn't need a hat.
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Romes said I could have the sweet hat!
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Oh, it looks adorable on her.
You should have it.
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[chuckles] What is this,
a hat tasting now?
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Well, it's not a cupcake tasting anymore
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'cause you ate them all.
261
00:12:53,859 --> 00:12:56,760
You guys are hilarious.
I don't need to taste those.
262
00:12:56,761 --> 00:12:58,796
You and Max are a part of Andy's past,
263
00:12:58,797 --> 00:13:00,865
and I would honored if you'd do our cake
264
00:13:00,866 --> 00:13:02,766
and come to the wedding as our guests.
265
00:13:02,767 --> 00:13:04,969
Oh, that is a great idea.
Hey, there will be a lot
266
00:13:04,970 --> 00:13:06,971
of self-destructive man-children there.
267
00:13:06,972 --> 00:13:10,141
Max, feels like your kind of party.
268
00:13:10,142 --> 00:13:12,143
And it's on this awesome yacht.
269
00:13:12,144 --> 00:13:15,079
You know, technically it's not a yacht
270
00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:17,548
unless it's over 40 feet.
271
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Is it? Okay.
272
00:13:20,952 --> 00:13:22,653
Come on. It'll be fun.
273
00:13:22,654 --> 00:13:25,322
Gah! I don't know.
274
00:13:25,323 --> 00:13:27,158
And I'm not really into fun.
275
00:13:27,159 --> 00:13:29,927
You know, I've had fun
and it's not that fun.
276
00:13:29,928 --> 00:13:32,196
Got it. What was I thinking?
277
00:13:32,197 --> 00:13:33,898
Be weird for you, Caroline, right?
278
00:13:33,899 --> 00:13:35,866
Weird?
279
00:13:35,867 --> 00:13:38,369
Weird if we didn't come!
280
00:13:38,370 --> 00:13:40,570
Oh, God.
281
00:13:51,015 --> 00:13:52,883
Look at this, Max.
282
00:13:52,884 --> 00:13:55,585
Cupcakes and candy.
283
00:13:55,586 --> 00:13:57,721
This could have been me and Andy's cake.
284
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Our perfect cake for
our perfect marriage.
285
00:14:01,125 --> 00:14:05,195
No marriage is perfect...
except Ice-T and Coco.
286
00:14:05,196 --> 00:14:06,897
Now, he's not perfect.
287
00:14:06,898 --> 00:14:09,499
You broke up with him for a reason.
288
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,467
Andy's out there now. Come here.
289
00:14:11,468 --> 00:14:12,802
[romantic music playing]
290
00:14:12,803 --> 00:14:16,005
Music at a wedding? How original.
291
00:14:16,006 --> 00:14:17,640
Oh, there he is.
292
00:14:17,641 --> 00:14:21,177
He looks so handsome in a tuxedo.
293
00:14:21,178 --> 00:14:24,180
Calm down. So does Jane Lynch.
294
00:14:24,181 --> 00:14:26,416
He's not perfect. Look, there.
295
00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:28,885
He's going in for a nose pick.
296
00:14:28,886 --> 00:14:31,621
No, just a scratch.
297
00:14:31,622 --> 00:14:36,459
He has such nice hands. Big hands.
298
00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:39,162
And there's gonna be a ring on it soon.
299
00:14:39,163 --> 00:14:41,898
He's looking over here! Oh, oh!
300
00:14:41,899 --> 00:14:44,534
- He can't see me cry!
- Okay, come on.
301
00:14:44,535 --> 00:14:45,835
Think of something bad about him.
302
00:14:45,836 --> 00:14:47,670
Think, think, think, think, think.
303
00:14:47,671 --> 00:14:51,641
Uh... he always took too
long to finish during sex!
304
00:14:51,642 --> 00:14:55,545
Oh, wait. That's a good thing.
305
00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:58,881
It is? All right, come on.
306
00:14:58,882 --> 00:15:00,717
There had to be something terribly wrong
307
00:15:00,718 --> 00:15:01,818
with that relationship.
308
00:15:01,819 --> 00:15:04,887
There was. That I ended it.
309
00:15:04,888 --> 00:15:08,291
I kicked the perfect guy
for me out of my life.
310
00:15:08,292 --> 00:15:10,326
Yup, here come the tears.
311
00:15:10,327 --> 00:15:11,995
And here comes Andy!
312
00:15:11,996 --> 00:15:15,665
Uh, do you have a bathroom? Oh!
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00:15:15,666 --> 00:15:17,433
[wedding guests applauding]
314
00:15:17,434 --> 00:15:19,969
Hey! Thought I saw you
guys peeking out of here.
315
00:15:19,970 --> 00:15:23,006
So you guys act weird everywhere?
316
00:15:23,007 --> 00:15:24,540
Yup, that's our signature.
317
00:15:24,541 --> 00:15:27,777
Got us bounced out of Six Flags.
318
00:15:27,778 --> 00:15:29,545
Where's Caroline?
319
00:15:29,546 --> 00:15:31,047
The pretty ladies' room.
320
00:15:31,048 --> 00:15:32,482
(both) Hmm.
321
00:15:32,483 --> 00:15:34,083
So it looks like you're getting married
322
00:15:34,084 --> 00:15:36,019
to Not Caroline.
323
00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:37,620
How's she doing?
324
00:15:37,621 --> 00:15:39,322
I'm getting the feeling
this has been hard for her.
325
00:15:39,323 --> 00:15:41,691
Temperature check.
326
00:15:41,692 --> 00:15:43,459
Okay, I don't understand.
327
00:15:43,460 --> 00:15:47,964
Are you asking me to bend over?
328
00:15:47,965 --> 00:15:49,966
What if Caroline thought
she might have made a mistake
329
00:15:49,967 --> 00:15:51,567
by breaking up with you?
Would you consider being
330
00:15:51,568 --> 00:15:53,469
a runaway groom and giving it
another shot with her?
331
00:15:53,470 --> 00:15:55,104
Just a thought.
332
00:15:55,105 --> 00:15:57,140
Well, I guess I'd have
to say it's too late.
333
00:15:57,141 --> 00:15:59,709
I'm getting married to Romy. I love her.
334
00:15:59,710 --> 00:16:01,743
So that's a firm no?
335
00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:08,450
Uh, Max.
336
00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:11,486
All yours now.
337
00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:15,591
How about we pretend like
none of this happened
338
00:16:15,592 --> 00:16:17,860
and you guys come watch
me get married, okay?
339
00:16:17,861 --> 00:16:21,030
Andy, wait.
340
00:16:21,031 --> 00:16:23,299
I'm sorry.
341
00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:26,469
I really am happy for you.
342
00:16:26,470 --> 00:16:29,005
Go live your life. I wish you well.
343
00:16:29,006 --> 00:16:32,909
Thank you. That means a lot to me.
344
00:16:32,910 --> 00:16:35,478
Um...
345
00:16:35,479 --> 00:16:38,448
I really did love you.
346
00:16:38,449 --> 00:16:39,982
I know.
347
00:16:39,983 --> 00:16:41,417
Even though you broke up with me.
348
00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:44,186
Yeah, even though I broke up with you.
349
00:16:50,094 --> 00:16:53,362
I did it. I didn't cry.
350
00:16:53,363 --> 00:16:55,931
Max, what's wrong?
351
00:17:00,337 --> 00:17:03,004
[sobbing] You could have had it all!
352
00:17:05,576 --> 00:17:07,844
Max, I've never seen you cry.
353
00:17:07,845 --> 00:17:13,182
I'm sorry, but maybe he
was the perfect guy!
354
00:17:13,183 --> 00:17:16,886
And he loved you! You heard him!
355
00:17:16,887 --> 00:17:20,356
Max, it's okay. Nobody gets it all.
356
00:17:20,357 --> 00:17:21,991
Max, turn around and look at me.
357
00:17:21,992 --> 00:17:24,393
No, I don't want you to see me cry.
358
00:17:24,394 --> 00:17:28,131
Max, turn around.
359
00:17:28,132 --> 00:17:30,999
This hat doesn't even work!
360
00:17:35,272 --> 00:17:37,907
Oh, hey, I was just
looking for the bathroom.
361
00:17:37,908 --> 00:17:40,143
I wanted to get stoned
before Andy got hitched.
362
00:17:40,144 --> 00:17:42,512
You got some love for
me and my friend here?
363
00:17:42,513 --> 00:17:44,814
- We need it.
- Whoa.
364
00:17:44,815 --> 00:17:46,449
They put candy on Andy's wedding cake?
365
00:17:46,450 --> 00:17:48,384
Brutal, dude.
366
00:17:48,385 --> 00:17:50,253
Why is it brutal, dude?
367
00:17:50,254 --> 00:17:52,655
'Cause of the bald spot
where I ate the gumdrops?
368
00:17:52,656 --> 00:17:55,224
No, I mean with Andy's
business in the toilet.
369
00:17:55,225 --> 00:17:57,693
Andy's business is in the toilet?
370
00:17:57,694 --> 00:18:00,196
Yeah, he had to close
it down, but it's cool.
371
00:18:00,197 --> 00:18:02,632
Romy's, like, loaded now.
372
00:18:02,633 --> 00:18:03,966
I can't believe Andy didn't tell me
373
00:18:03,967 --> 00:18:05,668
his business was in the toilet.
374
00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:07,436
[knocks on door]
375
00:18:07,437 --> 00:18:09,205
Oh, bummer.
376
00:18:09,206 --> 00:18:11,307
Looks like I gotta do
this wedding thing sobes.
377
00:18:11,308 --> 00:18:13,942
As long as it's not me, right?
378
00:18:16,146 --> 00:18:18,915
That stoner, who I can easily see
379
00:18:18,916 --> 00:18:22,385
having very sloppy sex with later,
380
00:18:22,386 --> 00:18:26,255
just saved the day 'cause now
we know Andy lied to you.
381
00:18:26,256 --> 00:18:29,025
And I wouldn't want to be with
someone who can't be honest.
382
00:18:29,026 --> 00:18:31,227
See? He is so not perfect.
383
00:18:31,228 --> 00:18:33,729
You so would not have had it all.
384
00:18:33,730 --> 00:18:36,165
- Caroline.
- Andy?
385
00:18:36,166 --> 00:18:38,835
I'm kind of in a hurry but I
think you should know something.
386
00:18:38,836 --> 00:18:41,370
I lost my business.
387
00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:43,272
I didn't want to tell you
because I was too proud.
388
00:18:43,273 --> 00:18:45,808
I wanted you to think my life
was perfect, and it's not.
389
00:18:45,809 --> 00:18:48,177
I mean, it's great,
but it's not perfect.
390
00:18:48,178 --> 00:18:51,713
Okay, I gotta go get married.
See you out there.
391
00:18:56,086 --> 00:18:58,654
All right, so he's perfect.
392
00:18:58,655 --> 00:19:01,390
I guess I'm not taking this dress back
393
00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:03,559
'cause we're swimming home.
394
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,027
We're not swimming.
395
00:19:05,028 --> 00:19:07,429
We're gonna take the
"I hate my life" boat.
396
00:19:12,970 --> 00:19:14,837
Um, big news.
397
00:19:14,838 --> 00:19:17,740
Andy and Romy are in Mexico
for their honeymoon.
398
00:19:17,741 --> 00:19:19,008
Weather forecast?
399
00:19:19,009 --> 00:19:22,812
Cloudy with a chance of diarrhea.
400
00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:25,381
Um, can I borrow that for a sec?
401
00:19:25,382 --> 00:19:26,916
Oh, you're on her Instagram.
402
00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:28,651
Cute. Good-bye.
403
00:19:28,652 --> 00:19:30,152
You unfollowed her?
404
00:19:30,153 --> 00:19:31,487
Now it's gonna look like I'm jealous
405
00:19:31,488 --> 00:19:33,055
and can't handle their happiness.
406
00:19:33,056 --> 00:19:34,824
Ya can't!
407
00:19:34,825 --> 00:19:37,760
Hey, everybody! Look!
408
00:19:37,761 --> 00:19:40,496
I got our report card back
from the Maybe Baby people!
409
00:19:40,497 --> 00:19:42,531
We passed the test!
410
00:19:42,532 --> 00:19:46,502
We're gonna be solid "C" parents!
411
00:19:46,503 --> 00:19:49,238
Well, that's a better
grade than the diner got.
412
00:19:49,239 --> 00:19:51,407
I'm gonna miss that little guy.
413
00:19:51,408 --> 00:19:53,175
What I'm not gonna miss is fighting it
414
00:19:53,176 --> 00:19:55,310
to get to Sophie's boob.
415
00:19:57,014 --> 00:19:59,048
Okay, people.
416
00:19:59,049 --> 00:20:00,483
Are you leaving?
417
00:20:00,484 --> 00:20:03,452
I hope it was something I said.
418
00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:05,888
Well, I have a video
that is sure to go viral.
419
00:20:05,889 --> 00:20:08,357
I'm gonna stuff myself in this suitcase
420
00:20:08,358 --> 00:20:10,526
for the Williamsburg Diner challenge.
421
00:20:10,527 --> 00:20:12,228
Caroline, you film it this time.
422
00:20:12,229 --> 00:20:13,896
Max, you zip me up.
423
00:20:13,897 --> 00:20:17,934
And I thought I'd be the
first one to die here.
424
00:20:17,935 --> 00:20:21,504
I, Han Lee, nominate Mr. George Clooney
425
00:20:21,505 --> 00:20:23,372
to the Williamsburg Diner challenge
426
00:20:23,373 --> 00:20:25,508
of packing yourself in a suitcase.
427
00:20:25,509 --> 00:20:29,111
I'm also a fan of "The
Men Who Stare At Goats."
428
00:20:29,112 --> 00:20:31,847
Let 'er zip, Max!
429
00:20:31,848 --> 00:20:35,650
Han... consider this my birthday present.
430
00:20:37,754 --> 00:20:40,856
I got my Papa John's gift certificate.
431
00:20:40,857 --> 00:20:44,160
Mama Sophie wants to buy
pizza for everyone!
432
00:20:44,161 --> 00:20:46,761
Well, now is as good a time as any.
433
00:20:48,832 --> 00:20:50,499
(Han) Hello?
434
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:53,736
Are you filming? Hello?
435
00:20:53,737 --> 00:20:57,707
Don't tell George Clooney!
436
00:20:57,708 --> 00:21:00,575
Anyone? Are you filming?
437
00:21:03,847 --> 00:21:06,214
[cash register bell dings]
438
00:21:07,093 --> 00:21:13,383
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