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Okay, that's Mookie for the rent money.
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I just found two fives in the couch!
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Which brings us to 5, 10, carry the one...
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a new low.
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Hello, I'm Murray.
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Did you order curry in a hurry?
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I don't know. Is it paid for?
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Yeah.
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Then, yes, we did.
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Max, you're awful.
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We didn't pay for that.
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It's Indian food.
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We'll pay for it in three hours.
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Any samosas in there?
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You want some naan?
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'Cause whoever ordered
it ain't gettin' naan.
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Did you guys see Murray
with our curry in a hurry?
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Nope, sorry.
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Subtitle sync and corrections
by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com.
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Just a heads up, the
samosas are a little dry
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and also completely gone.
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I need all the energy I can get.
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Sophie and I are doin' it 'round the clock.
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She wants a baby so bad,
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she even got an ovulation app on her phone.
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Sophie's phone has a fertility app?
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My phone's so old it can't get pregnant.
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Tells us when she's most fertile.
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Actually, a little cartoon monkey tells us.
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What's his name?
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Overly curious George?
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Oleg, it's time. See?
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The monkey's got a boner.
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I'm pretty sure that's a banana.
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It's yellow and he's
holding it. It's a boner.
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Sophie, don't get your hopes up.
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We've had so much sex,
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it's basically just steam coming out now.
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Oh, you found the food. Good.
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You mind if I use your stomach as a tray
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so I can eat while we do it?
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Do I ever mind?
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I have to block out so much
now just to get through the day.
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Wow, we have more visitors than
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a mildly attractive
prostitute at Comic-Con.
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It's Mookie for the rent.
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Okay, Max, this time can you do
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the blow-it-up hand thing with him?
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I've tried it, but I'm
just not good at hand stuff.
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Ask anyone at Yale PREP.
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Just give it a shot!
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You also thought you couldn't
eat food that's been stepped on.
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Look at you now.
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Sup, ladies? Sorry I'm late.
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Some guy threw a cat at me.
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Who's gonna blow it up for me?
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I'm not allowed to blow stuff up anymore.
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My parole officer's rules, not mine.
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I know that was bad. I'm sorry.
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Is there a class I can take?
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I'll go get the last of the rent money.
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It's either in my bra
pile, or I don't have it.
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Take your time. We cool.
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So, what kind of name is "Mookie"?
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Is it short for something?
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Long for something?
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Max, hurry up, girl.
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Okay, you should have $800
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and here's the last of it.
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Sweet. Well, I gotta go.
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I got a tennis lesson.
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Caroline, wanna try again?
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Make sure you get the whole $825.
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No funny business down there, gangsta.
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825? The rent is 850.
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No, always been 825.
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What's going on now?
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Max, why do you tell me
the rent's 850 if it's 825?
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Oh, yeah, I'ma go ahead and...
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good luck with that.
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You've been overcharging me rent?
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It's not like that.
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How is it not like that?
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Okay, it's exactly like that.
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Seriously, Max, other than the rent,
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what else have you not been
telling the truth about?
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You probably didn't even
see Emma Stone at Costco.
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And is Max Black even your real name?
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It's a real name.
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Hey, in my defense,
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you do have a bigger bedroom.
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That's because I sleep in the living room.
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Can you just let this go?
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So I took a little off the top.
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Everybody takes a little off the top.
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Look what God did to Han.
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Don't drag me into the
middle of Pretty Little Liars.
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I've got two ferrets at
home with the stomach flu,
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and I don't need it.
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Now everyone stop what you're not doing.
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I'm calling an emergency staff meeting.
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Is this the whole,
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"Don't ice your junk in
the food sink" thing again?
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No, I have a rule.
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20 warnings, then it's a dead issue.
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This is about all of you.
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We need to talk about diner teamwork.
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Oh, our teamwork's fine.
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For example, we're covering for Earl
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while he chases the ice cream man.
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♪ Got me a Chaco Taco ♪
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Everybody, sit down.
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Why? So we can be eye level?
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Good put-down, Caroline.
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See, Han? Teamwork.
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All right, listen to
our latest Yelp reviews.
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Daryl B. says,
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"Sat in booth an hour
before anyone talked to me.
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"When someone did,
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it was the waitress asking me for water."
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I was thirsty!
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And Daryl B. was real slow with that water.
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You don't see me Yelping about it.
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I'll read one.
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Caroline C. from here says,
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"Max has been overcharging me
$25 a month for four years."
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That sounds made up.
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So tomorrow night, I'm closing the diner,
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and we're all working on
our team building skills.
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So no one cares that
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Max has been stealing $25 a month from me?
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That's correct.
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Right this way.
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What the hell is this place?
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This looks like the room I was kept in
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when that trucker
borrowed me for three days.
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Did you overcharge him too?
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You'll all find out
where we are soon enough.
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All part of the adventure,
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and the mystery, and the...
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did I say adventure?
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Oh no, this isn't one of those escape rooms
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where they lock you in a room
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and you have to work as a team to get out?
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Welcome to the Escape Room,
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where we lock you in a room,
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and you have to work as a team to get out.
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And so it begins!
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What? Us beating the crap out of you?
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Together, of course.
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Now let me get this straight.
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Y'all are volunteering to
be locked up in a tiny room?
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See now, that's some white
people stuff right there.
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It's a fun way for us all to learn
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how to work together to solve a problem.
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If the group of us could work
together to solve a problem,
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you'd be back in Korea.
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I'm in no rush to get home to Sophie.
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I mean, I love her and she's a fox,
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but baby-making is brutal.
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I'm so tired of having
my legs up in the air.
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How do you... What do you...
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How would that... Let's just move past it.
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Sign these waivers saying that
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if anything happens to you,
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it is entirely your fault.
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Nobody's signing these
waivers. We're not idiots.
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We're gonna read through
all the fine print.
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Done.
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Here you go.
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Oh, well, I'm gonna read mine anyway.
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Caroline reads everything.
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She read the entire iTunes
user agreement before she bought
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Rihanna's "Bitch Better Have My Money."
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Wish I'd read the fine print when I agreed
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to be your roommate.
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Turns out, bitch do have my money.
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Do I have to escape from this too?
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I mean, is this part of the game?
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Is this a bad time to tell you
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your horse masterminded the whole thing?
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Before we start, I need
to collect your phones
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so you can't Google answers.
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Don't look at my screensaver
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unless you have a strong stomach.
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I've seen lots of phones.
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It takes a lot to shock... Aah!
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Why are your legs up?
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Ah, white light means it's a go.
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Hey, hold up! Aah!
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Oh, one second.
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You know, I'm breathin' harder
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than Paula Deen on Dancing with the Stars.
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Sophie?
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How did you find me here?
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I told you to take that
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"Find My Husband" app off your phone.
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Yeah, well... I didn't.
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Yeah. We're trying to make a baby.
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Sophie, you can't be here right now.
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This is a work team-building thing
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and you're not part of the team.
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- Right, Han?
- She can stay.
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She does as much at the
diner as the girls do.
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Well, I gotta stay close to Oleg.
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You know, the monkey's unpredictable.
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You never know when he's
gonna demand intercourse.
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Well, that's a fun wrinkle.
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Okay, this is the whitest
thing I've ever seen,
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and I've seen those shoes that have toes.
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Oh, hell no.
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I'm feeling angry, scared,
and both of Max's boobs.
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Is this our version of make-up sex?
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I can't see a thing!
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Here, let me use my
pepper spray flashlight.
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Aw.
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Aah!
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Hey, I'm starting to like this now.
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Hey! Look at all those
kooky light switches!
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Let's try that!
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Whoever this guy is says,
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"Choose correctly or lost five minutes."
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Wow, you're no whoever that guy is, Oleg.
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10, 20, 26 switches!
What other things are 26?
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Hmm, that's one more dollar than
Max has been stealing from me.
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How about something a little more universal
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and a lot less annoying?
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There are 26 letters in the alphabet.
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Thank you, Comrade Kangaroo.
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Okay, 26 letters. Which
one could represent light?
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Light starts with "L"!
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Oh, wow, he's good!
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Too easy. It's Einstein so
the answer must be scientific.
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Wait, in Einstein's famous formula E=mc2,
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the speed of light is
represented by the letter "C."
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A...B... C.
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Oh, it's Alice in Wonderland themed!
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I'll be great at this.
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It was always my favorite story.
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Sophie and I only watch
the hard-core porno version.
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Yeah, it was called Alice in Underpants.
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And our dentist was in it!
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That's enough
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of all your chatter!
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It's time to listen to the Mad Hatter.
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I think it's the same guy as before.
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Oh... Wow.
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He's a genius!
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You filled this room with illumination,
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but you are not done with this situation.
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What rhymes with "kick in the crotch"?
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To proceed and be done with me,
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you must answer these riddles three.
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Y'all know I'm 80, right?
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One: Take it out of the package.
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It goes in your mouth.
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Chew it too long, and it will go south.
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It's what Earl's doing right now.
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Oh, Lord, am I peeing?
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No, he's chewing gum.
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"Take it out of the package.
It goes in your mouth.
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Chew it too long and it'll go south." Gum.
263
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Exactamente.
264
00:13:15,865 --> 00:13:17,365
That wasn't too hard.
265
00:13:17,366 --> 00:13:19,668
Put your answer onto this card.
266
00:13:19,669 --> 00:13:21,036
Well done!
267
00:13:21,037 --> 00:13:24,573
This Groupon has already paid for itself.
268
00:13:24,574 --> 00:13:27,876
Two: Arnold Schwarzenegger's is big;
269
00:13:27,877 --> 00:13:30,011
Michael J. Fox's is small;
270
00:13:30,012 --> 00:13:32,881
the Pope has one but doesn't use it;
271
00:13:32,882 --> 00:13:35,750
Madonna doesn't have one at all.
272
00:13:35,751 --> 00:13:40,422
Dongs. The answer is dongs.
273
00:13:40,423 --> 00:13:43,558
C'mon, Oleg, I mean nobody can say for sure
274
00:13:43,559 --> 00:13:47,095
that Madonna doesn't have one.
275
00:13:47,096 --> 00:13:49,964
Dongs aren't the answer to everything.
276
00:13:49,965 --> 00:13:51,900
I used to think that.
277
00:13:51,901 --> 00:13:53,535
You know where that got me?
278
00:13:53,536 --> 00:13:57,872
Pennsylvania, with no car.
279
00:13:57,873 --> 00:14:01,242
Schwarzenegger's is big, Fox's is small.
280
00:14:01,243 --> 00:14:04,212
It's last names. The Pope doesn't use his.
281
00:14:04,213 --> 00:14:06,547
Madonna doesn't have one at all. That's it!
282
00:14:06,548 --> 00:14:09,617
Correctamundo.
283
00:14:09,618 --> 00:14:10,985
With your brain power,
284
00:14:10,986 --> 00:14:13,921
you'll be out of here in under an hour.
285
00:14:13,922 --> 00:14:15,490
Well, thanks, but if I was that smart,
286
00:14:15,491 --> 00:14:16,824
I wouldn't have spent the last four years
287
00:14:16,825 --> 00:14:20,294
getting ripped off by my roommate.
288
00:14:20,295 --> 00:14:23,931
Oh, come on, are you still on the money?
289
00:14:23,932 --> 00:14:26,000
Oh, my God, my sister lost both her thumbs
290
00:14:26,001 --> 00:14:27,435
in a combine accident
291
00:14:27,436 --> 00:14:31,339
and she didn't talk about it this much.
292
00:14:31,340 --> 00:14:33,274
Ah, here's $25.
293
00:14:33,275 --> 00:14:34,675
Let's call it hush money,
294
00:14:34,676 --> 00:14:37,111
so hush.
295
00:14:37,112 --> 00:14:42,450
First of all, this is $12,
296
00:14:42,451 --> 00:14:43,884
and fine,
297
00:14:43,885 --> 00:14:45,853
you won't hear a peep out of me anymore.
298
00:14:45,854 --> 00:14:48,989
Fine, I don't care if we never get out.
299
00:14:54,628 --> 00:14:57,298
All right, FYI,
300
00:14:57,299 --> 00:15:02,937
yeah, Oleg and I are gonna get
really Amsterdam-y up in here.
301
00:15:02,938 --> 00:15:06,072
All right, we gotta get the hell out.
302
00:15:13,990 --> 00:15:16,893
Come on, Caroline. Where's
your sense of whimsy?
303
00:15:16,894 --> 00:15:18,662
And don't say Max stole it,
304
00:15:18,663 --> 00:15:21,364
because that's getting
older than Randy's accent.
305
00:15:21,365 --> 00:15:26,036
Sorry, Randy, I knew you
were a safe person to slam.
306
00:15:26,037 --> 00:15:29,039
Time moves forward. It doesn't go back.
307
00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:33,276
You've got 15 minutes.
It's 45 that you lack.
308
00:15:33,277 --> 00:15:34,844
Come on, guys.
309
00:15:34,845 --> 00:15:36,613
We don't need Caroline
to solve these puzzles.
310
00:15:36,614 --> 00:15:38,248
This is the same team that was able
311
00:15:38,249 --> 00:15:39,716
to figure out the Wi-Fi password
312
00:15:39,717 --> 00:15:43,386
to the women's shelter next to the diner.
313
00:15:43,387 --> 00:15:45,321
Who said this?
314
00:15:45,322 --> 00:15:46,689
"If it was so, it might be;
315
00:15:46,690 --> 00:15:49,325
and if it were so, it would be."
316
00:15:49,326 --> 00:15:52,362
The fat twins?
317
00:15:52,363 --> 00:15:53,696
'Cause that made no sense
318
00:15:53,697 --> 00:15:57,133
and they look like they get stoned a lot.
319
00:15:59,603 --> 00:16:02,639
Okay, Oleg, drop your pants.
320
00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:05,875
The monkey wants his banana.
321
00:16:05,876 --> 00:16:07,543
Caroline,
322
00:16:07,544 --> 00:16:09,946
if I have to see Oleg so
much as honk one of her boobs,
323
00:16:09,947 --> 00:16:11,681
I'm gonna lose it.
324
00:16:11,682 --> 00:16:14,317
I would help you, and be your heaven-sent,
325
00:16:14,318 --> 00:16:19,155
but you screwed me on the rent.
326
00:16:19,156 --> 00:16:22,323
What is it gonna take to
make you get over this?
327
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:26,095
You haven't even apologized.
328
00:16:26,096 --> 00:16:29,098
Okay. I am sorry.
329
00:16:29,099 --> 00:16:31,534
Are we good?
330
00:16:31,535 --> 00:16:33,402
You know what? No, we not good.
331
00:16:33,403 --> 00:16:35,871
Aw, come on!
332
00:16:35,872 --> 00:16:39,208
Fine, I'm the only one
here who knows this story,
333
00:16:39,209 --> 00:16:41,210
and I'm the only one who
knows how to get out of here.
334
00:16:41,211 --> 00:16:45,214
There, the rabbit hole,
Alice went down and so will I.
335
00:16:45,215 --> 00:16:46,582
That's it.
336
00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:50,252
This is a bigger bust than Max's future.
337
00:16:50,253 --> 00:16:52,755
Just like Alice, I'm sick of being stuck
338
00:16:52,756 --> 00:16:54,323
in this upside-down world
339
00:16:54,324 --> 00:16:56,592
when your best friend lies about the rent.
340
00:16:56,593 --> 00:16:58,027
- No, you can't!
- Oh, yes, I can.
341
00:16:58,028 --> 00:16:59,194
I bid you adieu.
342
00:16:59,195 --> 00:17:01,362
No, seriously, don't!
343
00:17:04,466 --> 00:17:08,037
Ooh, I'm next!
344
00:17:08,038 --> 00:17:10,272
I don't mean to burst your bubble,
345
00:17:10,273 --> 00:17:12,841
but your friend's in a lot of trouble.
346
00:17:12,842 --> 00:17:14,610
What I'm saying is:
347
00:17:14,611 --> 00:17:16,612
that's not part of the
room. That's just for show.
348
00:17:16,613 --> 00:17:18,847
You're not supposed to jump in it.
349
00:17:18,848 --> 00:17:20,582
I'm not next.
350
00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:23,719
So that's not a cute rabbit hole?
351
00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:25,587
Rabbits? No.
352
00:17:25,588 --> 00:17:26,555
Couple of rats, though.
353
00:17:26,556 --> 00:17:30,158
This place is a deathtrap.
354
00:17:30,159 --> 00:17:32,394
Caroline, please tell me you're okay.
355
00:17:32,395 --> 00:17:34,663
I can't, because I'm not.
356
00:17:34,664 --> 00:17:37,699
I'll use the emergency
code to get us out of here.
357
00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:39,868
5...9... 4... 7.
358
00:17:41,504 --> 00:17:43,071
Okay, I'm gonna be real
honest with you right now.
359
00:17:43,072 --> 00:17:45,407
I don't know the codes.
360
00:17:45,408 --> 00:17:47,843
Help, there's something moving down here!
361
00:17:47,844 --> 00:17:48,881
I'm going in.
362
00:17:48,891 --> 00:17:50,545
Sophie, give me the
pepper spray flashlight.
363
00:17:50,546 --> 00:17:51,746
All right, yeah.
364
00:17:51,747 --> 00:17:53,448
Hurry!
365
00:17:53,449 --> 00:17:56,518
That really does sting.
366
00:17:59,455 --> 00:18:02,557
Okay, Oleg, now it's time.
367
00:18:02,558 --> 00:18:04,259
It's that beautiful moment
368
00:18:04,260 --> 00:18:06,194
where you and I are gonna make a baby
369
00:18:06,195 --> 00:18:09,531
right in front of your coworkers.
370
00:18:09,532 --> 00:18:10,832
Can we have a little more class
371
00:18:10,833 --> 00:18:13,601
and wait till we get in the cab?
372
00:18:13,602 --> 00:18:14,969
What?
373
00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:16,671
We're gonna do it on top of teacups.
374
00:18:16,672 --> 00:18:18,338
That's pretty classy.
375
00:18:22,878 --> 00:18:24,045
What is happening?
376
00:18:24,046 --> 00:18:25,313
You know what?
377
00:18:25,314 --> 00:18:27,715
Spray some of that stuff in my eyes.
378
00:18:27,716 --> 00:18:29,183
Max, look.
379
00:18:29,184 --> 00:18:31,853
Oh, that's why his leg's up in the air.
380
00:18:31,854 --> 00:18:35,356
I've seen enough. I'm out.
381
00:18:35,357 --> 00:18:36,991
Ow!
382
00:18:36,992 --> 00:18:39,927
Ugh, I think I landed on what was moving.
383
00:18:39,928 --> 00:18:41,896
So that's dead now.
384
00:18:41,897 --> 00:18:43,765
Oh, my God. Are you okay?
385
00:18:43,766 --> 00:18:45,466
Yeah, I think. Are you?
386
00:18:45,467 --> 00:18:46,701
Yeah.
387
00:18:46,702 --> 00:18:48,970
Wait, you said you weren't okay.
388
00:18:48,971 --> 00:18:51,706
I meant emotionally.
389
00:18:51,707 --> 00:18:54,809
I jumped into a floor hole for feelings?
390
00:18:54,810 --> 00:18:56,911
Well, my feelings are really hurt, Max.
391
00:18:56,912 --> 00:18:58,112
It's been four years.
392
00:18:58,113 --> 00:18:59,280
Well, I don't know what to do,
393
00:18:59,281 --> 00:19:01,415
because like the Sad Hatter said,
394
00:19:01,416 --> 00:19:03,618
time goes forward; it doesn't go back.
395
00:19:03,619 --> 00:19:05,186
I can't undo the rent thing.
396
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:06,821
I just thought we were in this together,
397
00:19:06,822 --> 00:19:07,922
50/50.
398
00:19:07,923 --> 00:19:09,156
We are,
399
00:19:09,157 --> 00:19:10,958
and I should have told you four years ago,
400
00:19:10,959 --> 00:19:12,993
but I thought we wouldn't last a month.
401
00:19:12,994 --> 00:19:15,396
But then we did, and then another month,
402
00:19:15,397 --> 00:19:17,965
and I'm still not sure how this happened:
403
00:19:17,966 --> 00:19:20,034
we became best friends.
404
00:19:20,035 --> 00:19:22,937
Max, that's the first
time you've ever called me
405
00:19:22,938 --> 00:19:24,638
your best friend without a bribe,
406
00:19:24,639 --> 00:19:27,608
and that's worth a lot more than money,
407
00:19:27,609 --> 00:19:29,977
and you know how much I love money.
408
00:19:29,978 --> 00:19:33,013
Yeah, you almost ruined
our friendship over it.
409
00:19:33,014 --> 00:19:34,648
All right, come on, let's get out of here.
410
00:19:34,649 --> 00:19:37,217
Ow! Ow, ow, ow!
411
00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:38,285
I'm not okay.
412
00:19:38,286 --> 00:19:40,654
Searing pain, searing pain.
413
00:19:40,655 --> 00:19:44,291
Ugh, I think I twisted my
ankle when I jumped down here.
414
00:19:44,292 --> 00:19:46,860
Oh, my God. I am so sorry.
415
00:19:46,861 --> 00:19:48,228
You're right.
416
00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:50,030
Sometimes sorry just doesn't cut it.
417
00:19:50,031 --> 00:19:51,865
So how are we gonna get you out of here?
418
00:19:51,866 --> 00:19:53,100
If you want me to carry you,
419
00:19:53,101 --> 00:19:55,936
you'll have to take off your boobs.
420
00:19:55,937 --> 00:19:57,671
Which way should we go?
421
00:19:57,672 --> 00:20:00,474
My sense of direction led me
to being a waitress in Brooklyn.
422
00:20:00,475 --> 00:20:02,075
You know what? Let's go forward.
423
00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:04,344
'Cause much like the
time, you can't go back.
424
00:20:04,345 --> 00:20:06,480
Also, the moving thing
just came to and looks mad.
425
00:20:06,481 --> 00:20:09,149
Go.
426
00:20:09,150 --> 00:20:12,386
Max, I've never been this
close to your butt before,
427
00:20:12,387 --> 00:20:14,221
and it's spectacular!
428
00:20:14,222 --> 00:20:15,989
What's your secret?
429
00:20:15,990 --> 00:20:19,426
I'm 27.
430
00:20:21,062 --> 00:20:25,432
I really shouldn't be seeing this.
431
00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:28,201
Can we please turn the lights back off?
432
00:20:28,202 --> 00:20:30,637
Oh, God, help me!
433
00:20:30,638 --> 00:20:32,372
Well, one good thing about being down here:
434
00:20:32,373 --> 00:20:35,075
Sophie and Oleg are up there.
435
00:20:35,076 --> 00:20:38,044
Wait, why is the floor sagging?
436
00:20:42,717 --> 00:20:44,350
Oh, my God.
437
00:20:44,351 --> 00:20:46,986
You know, I'm pretty sure that fall
438
00:20:46,987 --> 00:20:50,924
knocked the baby right up into me.
439
00:20:50,925 --> 00:20:54,627
Correction, if I could turn the clock back,
440
00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:58,663
I wouldn't go back four
years. I'd go back 30 seconds.
441
00:21:04,783 --> 00:21:12,210
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