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Max, guess who's getting a divorce.
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Please tell me it's us.
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Nope, we'll be together
way past when we should be.
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Like The Rolling Stones.
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It's Jason and Winona Williams.
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Wow, I really thought those
two were gonna make it.
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We're talking about those two
sisters who play tennis, right?
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Never heard of them, but there are a lot
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of famous people I've never heard of.
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Like that guy who's on TV
sometimes and he's always like,
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"Blah, blah, I'm on TV."
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Yeah, that's Bill Maher.
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Anyway, they're rich,
globe-trotting socialites,
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and they want to throw a
party at our dessert bar
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to celebrate the collapse
of their marriage.
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They celebrate divorce now?
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My mom missed out on, like, 12 parties.
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They're coming tomorrow to
see the place, so maybe don't
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wear your "Team Satan" T-shirt.
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Why, 'cause there's a stain on it?
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No, this could be a $5,000 job, Max.
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I was offered a $5,000 job once.
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I said, "No way."
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Come to think of it,
that was Bill Maher.
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Hey, look,
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it's Saddington Bear.
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Oof, unlike torrential rain,
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this jacket does not repel insults.
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I have to go check the drains.
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Oh, if you find my love life down there,
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bring it back to me.
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Han, the hurricane ain't coming, man.
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My body always knows when
a disaster is on its way.
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It predicted the '97 El Niño
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and my third wife, Diane.
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That's true, and when
he gets chest pains,
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it means it'll be partly cloudy.
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No, that's a heart attack.
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Shortness of breath means partly cloudy.
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Pardon me if I don't
just blindly trust Earl.
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He voted for Richard Nixon,
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this year.
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Man, he's gonna get us out of Vietnam.
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Well, I'm not taking any chances.
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This may come as a shock to you,
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but this diner is all I have!
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Not true.
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You also have tiny arms and legs.
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Oh, look, a Minion.
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Hey, everybody!
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Look, it's me, my Barbara, and my Manny.
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Yeah, Oleg and I
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hired him to help with Baby Babs.
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You know, in Poland,
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a Manny has to have his penis removed.
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Yeah.
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But here, he gets to keep it!
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I'm Max, this is my first
time meeting a Manny.
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I mean, a lot of men watched
me when I was a teenager,
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but they paid me.
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Shane!
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I'm not just paying you to stand around.
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Well, at least burp one of us.
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Isn't that the sweetest?
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My wife, my baby,
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and the man with a lady's job.
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You're not nervous
your Manny is, you know,
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extremely good-looking,
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and you're, well...
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Hung?
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He's not good-looking.
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His eyebrows don't
even meet in the middle.
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Sophie didn't want to
hire a woman because
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I walk around naked a lot,
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and I'm, well...
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The grossest?
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A stink machine?
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Girls, my wife is here.
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Stop flirting with me.
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Max, are you gonna go out with Shane?
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Because he's staring at you.
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Unless he's trying really
hard to read that sign.
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Uh, I'm already in a relationship
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with Randy, remember him?
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'Bout yay tall, yay wide, yay long.
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I know how "yay long."
It's your screensaver.
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But, uh, didn't you guys break up?
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You are so naive, mi amigo.
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This is all part of
me and Randy's dance.
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I say we should break up,
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and he says it's definitely over,
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so we're still very much together.
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I know I've been out of the game awhile,
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but that makes less sense
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than dress Crocs.
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I didn't ask your opinion
when I bought them,
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and I'm not asking for it now.
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And this is the part of the dance
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where he shows up and surprises me.
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Damn it, I should have worn my Crocs.
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Awful news!
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I was unable to fix the drains!
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Turns out,
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we don't have any!
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We need to protect ourselves.
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I'll be outside, filling sandbags.
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Anyone who wants to help, follow me.
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No one's behind me, are they?
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Nope, just the shadow of
a child holding a lantern.
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Oh, you know what, Shane?
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I'm bored.
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Now, come on, let's go
back to the apartment.
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And you can walk on my
back while Barbara naps.
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You know, like mannies do.
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Bye.
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Let's go!
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Where are Jason and Winona?
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They need to get here
before the storm does
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and my hair frizzes.
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Well, Randy better get
here before the storm too.
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Ooh, this could be him!
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Damn it.
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The one time I don't
want a text from Chili's.
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Although they're practically giving away
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these sizzling fajitas.
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Jason and Winona! You made it.
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I was worried something
horrible happened,
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like you got caught in the storm
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or you got back together!
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I think it has to be below zero
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for hell to freeze over.
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And we should know.
We've been to the Arctic.
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He murdered a penguin.
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It was an accident!
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If it was the penguin from Happy Feet,
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you'll pay for that with
your life, my friend.
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That's Max.
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She thinks cartoon characters are real.
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I'm Caroline Channing.
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And she thinks Matthew McConaughey
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actually loves driving a Lincoln.
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Why would he endorse that?
He doesn't need the money.
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End of story.
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Ugh. This place is so cute.
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Almost as cute
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as the mud hut in
Borneo where I realized
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I didn't love you.
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That was five years ago.
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Okay, maybe save that for the toast?
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Here's some of the themed
drinks we're working on.
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Almost Single Malt Scotch.
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Resent-Mint Chocolate
Chip Cookie Shooters.
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Still debating the
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"Tequila" Him Would
Have Been Easier shots.
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Oh, hate to break this meeting up,
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but I think my boyfriend's here.
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Yeah, he doesn't like to
bother me when I'm working.
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Well, maybe I should get going
before the weather gets too bad.
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I have a date I should
have gone on five years ago.
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Oh, I bet it's not even raining.
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See? Just a little sprinkle.
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You wear a bra?
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The hurricane is headed
right for Williamsburg.
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Fedoras are blowing down the streets.
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Craft beers are spilling everywhere.
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And indie bands are cancelling practice.
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Sorry, girls, I guess Shakira was wrong.
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My hips do lie.
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This explains why Randy isn't here yet.
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He's probably stuck in the storm.
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Max, you're being delusional.
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And I know that because I'm delusional.
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Han, I have to get home.
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Sophie's alone with the Manny
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and she gets turned on by bad weather.
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It's true.
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Last time it snowed, we
made out a little bit.
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Her favorite porno is The Perfect Storm,
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even with Diane Lane's
horrible Boston accent.
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Oleg, no, it's too dangerous.
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Yeah, it is. Han, go with him.
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Even the wind pushes Oleg away.
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That's my worst experience being blown
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since I got caught in the hand dryer
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in the ladies' washroom.
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Oh, no. Everyone into the walk-in.
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Ugh.
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Well, I guess we're stuck here.
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Another hostage situation.
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Just like our honeymoon.
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Oh, you loved Tehran.
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So do you guys want
to see a sample menu?
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Max, light a match so they can see.
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Give me a sec. I'm looting the register.
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Sorry, it's a reflex.
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Should we eat all the
food before it expires?
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Two years ago.
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This is the safest
place in the building.
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This used to be my gift-wrapping suite.
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I mean, man cave.
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Am I sitting on a sack of potatoes?
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Nope. Just my prostate.
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So sorry for the inconvenience.
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Can I offer you some pinto beans?
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A tub of slaw?
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Mouse skeleton?
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Well, it does remind me of
that time in the rainforest
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when we stole that tribe's food
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and they hung us up from our genitals.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, you looked so cute that day.
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All upside down and screaming.
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Stop.
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"Upside down and screaming"?
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Oh, that's it.
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I'm FaceTiming Sophie to make sure
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her storm door is sealed shut.
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Sophie.
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For once I'm grateful you
have all your clothes on.
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Although...
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stay focused, Oleg.
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Hey, Oleg.
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Yeah, we're fine, I was just
reading Barbara her horoscope.
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Now she's about to find out
who her true friends are.
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Yeah, oh, and tell the girls
that we brought Chestnut in.
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"We"?
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What happened to his shirt?
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Chestnut's?
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Well, I took it off. He was warm.
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No, Sophie, the Manny.
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His nipples are staring at me.
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Well, what do you think happened to it?
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He spilled his wine...
hey, Oleg, I gotta hang up.
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We gotta close the windows.
It's a perfect storm out there.
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Yeah, I think I am gonna get up there
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on that horse bareback with you.
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"Perfect storm"?
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Oh, no, this is terrible.
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There's wine. There's a storm.
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There's a horse in the mix.
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The sexual possibilities are dizzying!
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Wine?
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Ooh, that reminds me.
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Oh, sorry. We're out of wine.
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Who wants a Capri Sun and vodka?
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Scratch that.
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Who doesn't want a Capri Sun and vodka?
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What am I gonna do?
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I have travel Scattergories
in my emergency backpack.
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Perhaps we roll an F for fun?
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Perhaps we roll you outside for fun?
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Oof, so much for the community
coming together during a crisis.
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Oh, what's the bathroom
policy around here?
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Just go anywhere?
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Oh, no, no, this is not good.
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My diner is more screwed
than Sophie right now.
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Too soon?
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Hold me!
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Just so you know,
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that is a flashlight in my pocket.
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Are we gonna talk about what happened?
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Max, please tell me they make
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really, really small flashlights
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that move on their own.
266
00:12:10,797 --> 00:12:12,699
Do you want me to lie to you
267
00:12:12,700 --> 00:12:16,568
or do you want me to tell
you that was Han's penis?
268
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,773
Wow.
269
00:12:19,774 --> 00:12:23,910
Caroline and Han are really
getting at it over there.
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This storm is turning people on
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more than alcohol and low self-esteem.
272
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Even Han got some action.
273
00:12:31,385 --> 00:12:34,054
I don't hold hands and tell.
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Or maybe I do. This is kind of a first.
275
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I could tell.
276
00:12:39,727 --> 00:12:42,596
Your thumb was all over the place.
277
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I hope that was your thumb.
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That's it.
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00:12:47,468 --> 00:12:49,302
I can't risk Sophie being alone
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00:12:49,303 --> 00:12:51,738
with the Elephant Manny any longer.
281
00:12:51,739 --> 00:12:54,908
Even a 2 like him looks
like a 5 in this bad weather,
282
00:12:54,909 --> 00:12:57,644
and Sophie has a thing for 5s.
283
00:12:57,645 --> 00:12:59,246
If I die, Max,
284
00:12:59,247 --> 00:13:02,449
you know what strippers
I want at my funeral.
285
00:13:02,450 --> 00:13:05,919
Yep, same ones I want at mine.
286
00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:08,154
I want Bagpipes at my funeral.
287
00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:12,025
She'll be expecting your call.
288
00:13:12,026 --> 00:13:14,794
The sexual tension is rising.
289
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:19,631
This is turning into a
real "will we or won't we?"
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We won't.
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We can't!
292
00:13:26,607 --> 00:13:28,208
You know what I've always wanted to do?
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00:13:28,209 --> 00:13:30,110
Have a "getting back together" party?
294
00:13:30,111 --> 00:13:32,946
Same price, less Adele on the playlist.
295
00:13:32,947 --> 00:13:34,214
No.
296
00:13:34,215 --> 00:13:36,550
You know. We should...
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00:13:36,551 --> 00:13:38,285
Drive through Syria!
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Syria?
299
00:13:41,389 --> 00:13:44,057
Is that a new Middle
Eastern fast-food place?
300
00:13:45,226 --> 00:13:48,360
Baba ghano-thank-you.
301
00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:52,132
Syria sounds beautiful.
302
00:13:52,133 --> 00:13:54,167
Let us throw your going-away party.
303
00:13:54,168 --> 00:13:56,069
And birthdays coming up? Graduations?
304
00:13:56,070 --> 00:13:59,406
Quinceañeras? Just 'cause?
305
00:13:59,407 --> 00:14:01,141
Why almost die in Syria
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00:14:01,142 --> 00:14:03,209
when we could be out there right now
307
00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:05,045
almost dying in a hurricane?
308
00:14:05,046 --> 00:14:10,150
Oh, there's the woman my
family forced me to marry.
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00:14:10,151 --> 00:14:12,152
Every second we're in
here is second we're not
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risking getting electrocuted
by downed power lines.
311
00:14:14,655 --> 00:14:15,689
We'll see you guys later.
312
00:14:16,924 --> 00:14:18,658
Wha... we do funerals.
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Wakes, shivas, too.
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00:14:19,894 --> 00:14:22,829
Tell your captors.
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00:14:22,830 --> 00:14:24,364
Unbelievable.
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00:14:24,365 --> 00:14:25,765
I'm so bad at relationships,
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00:14:25,766 --> 00:14:28,401
I can't even make a divorce work.
318
00:14:28,402 --> 00:14:29,869
I'll give you some pointers.
319
00:14:29,870 --> 00:14:35,675
First rule, have sex with
her big-mouthed sister.
320
00:14:35,676 --> 00:14:38,211
I'm gonna see if Randy
posted anything on Snapchat
321
00:14:38,212 --> 00:14:39,879
about his travels.
322
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:42,349
I know what you're
thinking, and you're wrong.
323
00:14:42,350 --> 00:14:45,452
He is not in LA, enjoying the sunshine.
324
00:14:45,453 --> 00:14:48,088
Hey, I'm here in sunny LA,
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00:14:48,089 --> 00:14:50,123
just about to take my dog for a walk.
326
00:14:50,124 --> 00:14:52,559
You know, people are saying
we're starting to look alike.
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00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:53,992
Thoughts?
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00:14:57,597 --> 00:15:00,300
Because to tell you the
truth, I don't really see it.
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00:15:00,301 --> 00:15:01,568
Although I have been
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peeing on fire hydrants more than usual.
331
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,109
You know what?
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00:15:09,110 --> 00:15:10,610
I am calling him.
333
00:15:10,611 --> 00:15:11,945
He wants me to.
334
00:15:11,946 --> 00:15:14,314
You saw the look on his snout.
335
00:15:14,315 --> 00:15:16,416
You're acting more mixed-up than me.
336
00:15:16,417 --> 00:15:21,087
And yesterday I ordered a
cheeseburger from an ATM.
337
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:25,392
And I gotta say, it wasn't bad.
338
00:15:25,393 --> 00:15:27,927
He's not answering, and it's
going straight to voicemail.
339
00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:29,596
Maybe Snapchat got it wrong
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00:15:29,597 --> 00:15:30,597
and he's on a plane.
341
00:15:30,598 --> 00:15:33,767
He probably blocked you.
342
00:15:33,768 --> 00:15:35,634
Right, baby?
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00:15:38,004 --> 00:15:40,106
Give me your phone.
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00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:41,841
Hello?
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00:15:41,842 --> 00:15:44,911
It went through and he answered.
346
00:15:44,912 --> 00:15:47,514
'Cause it wasn't my
phone. He did block me.
347
00:15:47,515 --> 00:15:49,516
Max, I'm sorry.
348
00:15:49,517 --> 00:15:51,951
We're really broken up.
349
00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:54,287
Don't feel too bad.
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00:15:54,288 --> 00:15:57,823
From what I saw, he
had kind of a dog face.
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Ooh-ooh.
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00:15:59,994 --> 00:16:01,361
My hips think that
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00:16:01,362 --> 00:16:02,929
the storm is over, y'all.
354
00:16:02,930 --> 00:16:06,266
Why don't you go check
for flooding, old man?
355
00:16:06,267 --> 00:16:09,769
Just like you did for Noah.
356
00:16:09,770 --> 00:16:13,373
Sorry, that's the cockiness
of my new relationship talking.
357
00:16:13,374 --> 00:16:15,041
We should all go.
358
00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:17,844
None of us have anything left
to live for anymore anyway.
359
00:16:17,845 --> 00:16:20,113
Uh, excuse me, I have plenty...
360
00:16:20,114 --> 00:16:21,948
okay, you're right, let's go.
361
00:16:34,273 --> 00:16:36,441
Yes! Yes, it's okay.
362
00:16:36,442 --> 00:16:37,775
Wow.
363
00:16:37,776 --> 00:16:40,097
I guess the hurricane
looked us up on Yelp
364
00:16:40,098 --> 00:16:42,799
and stayed the hell away.
365
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,534
It survived the storm!
366
00:16:44,535 --> 00:16:46,269
My diner's alive.
367
00:16:46,270 --> 00:16:50,106
Yeah, parts of it have
chased me around the kitchen.
368
00:16:50,107 --> 00:16:53,276
I love how you're funny.
369
00:16:53,277 --> 00:16:56,446
The storm is gone. My body got it right.
370
00:16:56,447 --> 00:16:59,314
Now, if it could only
pump blood on its own.
371
00:17:01,184 --> 00:17:02,185
Great.
372
00:17:02,186 --> 00:17:03,453
Oleg survived too.
373
00:17:03,454 --> 00:17:06,723
This hurricane sucked.
374
00:17:06,724 --> 00:17:08,024
I made it home,
375
00:17:08,025 --> 00:17:10,460
but Sophie and the Manny were gone.
376
00:17:10,461 --> 00:17:12,929
And I could tell by the
look in Chestnut's eyes
377
00:17:12,930 --> 00:17:15,798
and the wine on his mane
that they're not coming back.
378
00:17:19,302 --> 00:17:22,004
Oh... Oleg, you're here!
379
00:17:26,243 --> 00:17:27,444
Sophie,
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00:17:27,445 --> 00:17:29,012
you're here.
381
00:17:29,013 --> 00:17:31,615
Oh, I was so worried. What happened?
382
00:17:31,616 --> 00:17:33,583
To my churro?
383
00:17:33,584 --> 00:17:36,119
Well, yeah, it got wet.
384
00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:37,754
Oh, Oleg,
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00:17:37,755 --> 00:17:40,757
I didn't want to be in
the hurricane without you.
386
00:17:40,758 --> 00:17:43,293
And I didn't want anyone to be in you
387
00:17:43,294 --> 00:17:44,327
without me.
388
00:17:44,328 --> 00:17:45,829
Oh.
389
00:17:45,830 --> 00:17:48,632
Don't be silly. We're family now.
390
00:17:48,633 --> 00:17:51,701
Plus, the storm got me all horned up.
391
00:17:51,702 --> 00:17:53,536
Confession:
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00:17:53,537 --> 00:17:56,239
I'm not just wet from the storm.
393
00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:57,874
Oh, my God,
394
00:17:57,875 --> 00:18:01,276
does this guy always
know what to say or what?
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00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:05,348
Oh, Oleg, let's go home.
396
00:18:05,349 --> 00:18:07,484
I love happy endings.
397
00:18:07,485 --> 00:18:10,854
Oh, well, if Barbara's sleeping,
398
00:18:10,855 --> 00:18:13,021
I might be able to give
you one on the way home.
399
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:18,795
Caroline,
400
00:18:18,796 --> 00:18:21,264
we need to talk about
what happened in there.
401
00:18:21,265 --> 00:18:23,199
Okay, but do I have to be here?
402
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:26,903
Look, I've been thinking that sometimes
403
00:18:26,904 --> 00:18:29,739
crazy weather makes you do crazy things.
404
00:18:29,740 --> 00:18:31,608
Yeah, I just listened
to Sophie and Oleg talk
405
00:18:31,609 --> 00:18:33,777
for like an hour.
406
00:18:33,778 --> 00:18:36,913
I... I guess what I'm trying to say is
407
00:18:36,914 --> 00:18:38,348
we're dones-ville.
408
00:18:38,349 --> 00:18:39,382
Han.
409
00:18:39,383 --> 00:18:40,582
Shh.
410
00:18:44,154 --> 00:18:45,155
No, no.
411
00:18:45,156 --> 00:18:46,456
Don't beg.
412
00:18:46,457 --> 00:18:48,591
This is hard enough as it is.
413
00:18:48,592 --> 00:18:49,893
But...
414
00:18:49,894 --> 00:18:51,760
keep that chin up.
415
00:18:53,797 --> 00:18:55,265
You'll find someone.
416
00:18:55,266 --> 00:18:57,600
I recommend the Internet.
417
00:18:57,601 --> 00:18:58,902
Thanks, Han.
418
00:18:58,903 --> 00:19:00,702
It was fun while it never started.
419
00:19:03,573 --> 00:19:06,543
Max, I hate seeing you like this.
420
00:19:06,544 --> 00:19:07,911
You know what?
421
00:19:07,912 --> 00:19:09,713
Maybe Randy only blocked you because...
422
00:19:09,714 --> 00:19:11,715
Because he didn't want to
ruin the surprise of him
423
00:19:11,716 --> 00:19:12,948
coming here to see me?
424
00:19:14,951 --> 00:19:16,953
All right. Yep. Sure.
425
00:19:16,954 --> 00:19:18,955
I'm gonna check his Snapchat again.
426
00:19:18,956 --> 00:19:21,124
Not now, Max. Let's
go hug our dessert bar.
427
00:19:21,125 --> 00:19:24,094
It was probably so scared.
428
00:19:24,095 --> 00:19:26,529
Hey! I'm running 'cause I'm late.
429
00:19:26,530 --> 00:19:29,199
Gotta get to New York...
430
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:30,767
Great, his story cut off.
431
00:19:30,768 --> 00:19:31,935
But you were right!
432
00:19:31,936 --> 00:19:33,336
I was?
433
00:19:33,337 --> 00:19:34,938
Ooh, it unfroze.
434
00:19:34,939 --> 00:19:37,806
Philharmonic at the Hollywood Bowl.
435
00:19:41,544 --> 00:19:43,079
Well, that's it.
436
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:44,614
He's not coming to New York.
437
00:19:44,615 --> 00:19:46,282
I have to face reality.
438
00:19:46,283 --> 00:19:49,751
He's bowling in LA with his buddy Phil.
439
00:19:54,859 --> 00:19:56,226
Oh, my God!
440
00:19:56,227 --> 00:19:57,694
Cray, right?
441
00:19:57,695 --> 00:20:00,930
I didn't even know Randy liked bowling.
442
00:20:00,931 --> 00:20:02,564
No, Max, look!
443
00:20:04,467 --> 00:20:08,138
Is that tree new or has
it always been there?
444
00:20:08,139 --> 00:20:11,141
I know the condom stuck to it hasn't.
445
00:20:11,142 --> 00:20:15,245
The diner is fine, but
our beautiful dessert bar
446
00:20:15,246 --> 00:20:17,680
gets hit by the hurricane?
447
00:20:17,681 --> 00:20:18,882
But...
448
00:20:18,883 --> 00:20:21,451
your hair looks good right now.
449
00:20:21,452 --> 00:20:23,085
Just "good"?
450
00:20:24,621 --> 00:20:26,122
I'm calling Han.
451
00:20:26,123 --> 00:20:29,125
I weirdly feel like I need him now.
452
00:20:29,126 --> 00:20:32,529
It's going straight to voicemail.
453
00:20:32,530 --> 00:20:34,931
Han! I was just trying to call you.
454
00:20:34,932 --> 00:20:37,199
Yeah, I blocked you.
455
00:20:38,835 --> 00:20:40,602
I just can't go there right now.
456
00:20:43,940 --> 00:20:45,408
Caroline, don't cry.
457
00:20:45,409 --> 00:20:47,644
We have insurance. Right?
458
00:20:47,645 --> 00:20:49,679
I don't listen to 100% of what you say.
459
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:52,348
We'll be fine.
460
00:20:52,349 --> 00:20:55,218
I just think blocking a person is mean.
461
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