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Max, what is all this?
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I thought we were running
fancy purchases past each other
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since you yelled at me
for splurging on two-ply.
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You might as well wipe with
dollar bills, your royal heinie.
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This is for a big cake order I got
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from Over-Eaters Anonymous.
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And, like it's members, it's a big 'un.
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I thought we didn't take
special orders anymore
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since we opened the dessert bar.
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You know, like how girls
stop doing mouth stuff
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after they get a ring.
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Which is why I don't give girls rings.
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They're having a group cheat
day and I wanna help them.
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It's my way of giving nothing.
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Max, that's terrible.
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We can't enable people
that have a real problem.
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They're paying us 1,000 bucks.
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Like I said, the
customer is always right.
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You know, with that kind of money,
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we could go from two-ply to wet wipes.
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Pfft, slow your two-ply
roll, money bags.
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Ugh, there's no room on our side.
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Han's side is empty though.
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Just like his Little People,
Big World viewing parties.
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I went once.
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Oh, Han left another note
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telling us not to put
our stuff on his stuff.
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There's not enough alcohol in the world
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to get my stuff on his stuff.
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"Dear girls, how are you?
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Been unseasonably hot
lately, hasn't it?"
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He really beats around the bush.
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Again, not enough alcohol.
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"I'd really appreciate
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if you kept your supplies on your..."
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Wow, his notes are more boring
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than your "remember when
I had money" stories.
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Come on, Max. We're slamming Han.
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Let's stay focused.
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Remember when I had money, though?
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I'm crafting my response
to Han right now.
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I wanna keep it light.
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Did I ever tell you
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we actually had a money room
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like in Richie Rich comics?
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- Yep.
- Hello, girls.
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Read anything good lately?
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Perhaps a note on stationary that says,
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"From the desk of a jelly bean addict?
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Han, if you have something to say,
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look us in the kneecaps and say it.
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I smell smoke, and where there's smoke,
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there's usually
something of mine burning.
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Earl, watch the diner for me.
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Sure thing.
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Girls, watch the diner for me.
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I gotta go to the bathroom again.
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My prostate changes faster
than the lineup of The View.
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Caroline, watch the diner for me.
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Max, watch the diner for me.
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Jinx, you owe me a soda.
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But not from here.
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Hilar, right?
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Not you.
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Randy was giving me
a Facetime motorboat.
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Hey, Caroline.
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Arr, it was a bit nippy in there.
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Ahoy, Captain.
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Oh, why am I playing along?
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Well, we should probably
stop having phone sex
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'cause I'm at Pinkberry
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and I got a lot of decisions to make.
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Well, call me back so your pinkberries
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don't become blueberries.
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Girls, come on. This is a workplace.
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Do you think I can
use dish soap on these?
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You should use gasoline on those.
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So...
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isn't it about time you and Randy
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made your relationship official again?
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You talk to him more
than you talk to me,
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which brings me to my second point:
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I'm hurt.
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We are not in a relationship.
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Or a long-distance relationship.
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We are just two people
looking for good lighting
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for our sex parts.
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Excuse me.
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I'm looking for Earl Washington.
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How do you know Earl's last name?
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Even his license just says Earl.
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You're not the DirecTV lady, are you?
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'Cause he told us he's
not paying for Starz
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till the channel actually gets some.
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Earl Washington, about 6'2",
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strong as an ox, big bushy Afro?
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Honey, we shrunk the Earl.
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Um, when was the last time
you saw this "Big Earl"?
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1961. We were sweethearts.
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But I went to Havana to visit my family
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and to bring Earl back some cigars.
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Then the revolution came
and the rest is communism.
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Earl's got people hunting him
down across time and space,
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and I can't get a second date?
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Earl!
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Oh, it's you.
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I recognize that swagger.
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She does?
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Wow, Pilar.
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You have my cigars?
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He remembers her, but yesterday
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he accidentally worked
a full shift at Denny's.
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I can't believe I'm here.
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You know, I tried to float to
you on a porta-potty in 1984,
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but it did not work out.
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I haven't been this excited
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since I found out I
didn't work at Denny's.
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You are still a fine piece of man, Earl.
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And you are beau-ti-ful.
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Girl, let's get outta here.
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How do you feel about
exclusively being on top?
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Mmm, mmm, mmm.
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He's still got it.
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Where is he hiding it?
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That is so cute.
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I hope she knows CPR.
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Those over-eaters are really
getting their money's worth.
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Especially since you
added the meat layer.
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It's gonna compliment the potatoes.
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Speaking of complimenting my potatoes,
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listen to what Randy texted.
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No, thanks. If I liked porn,
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I wouldn't have thrown
away Sophie and Oleg's
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"We're Having a Baby" card.
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No, this is disturbingly clean.
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"Have an hour layover in
Newark Airport tomorrow.
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So close and yet so far."
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What does that mean?
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Does he wanna see my boobs or my junk?
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Now he's speaking my language.
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The language of romantic comedy.
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He wants more.
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My butt?
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Max, he wants you to
meet him at the airport.
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Airports are the romantic
climax to every great love story.
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Casablanca,
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Love Actually,
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Snakes on a Plane.
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Ah, now I get it.
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So point to it on my body.
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Hey, girls.
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I'm trying to make the baby laugh.
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Here's one...
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Two girls walk into a dessert bar
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and they never leave.
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Ah, see? Nothing.
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You girls think I'm funny. Right?
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You married Oleg, so you
have a sense of humor.
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I don't get it.
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I'm trying to make Barbara laugh,
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but you know what?
I'm like Leno at 10:00.
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You know? I'm getting nothing.
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See? Crickets.
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Have you tried any
got-your-nose material?
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Always makes Caroline laugh.
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Stop!
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Give me back my nose!
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You know what? That's really not funny.
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You know what they say.
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That babies that are this
age are supposed to laugh,
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and that gets me really worried.
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'Cause what if Barbara
has no idea what's funny?
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Like a Netflix comedy.
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Narcos is pretty funny,
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but I guess you had to be there.
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Wait a minute. I got something.
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Ah, she doesn't even like fart jokes.
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Neither do we.
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Speak for yourself.
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All right.
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Did you text Randy back?
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I don't know what to say to him.
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How does, "New phone, who dis?" sound?
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If you were Sally, you
would have never met Harry.
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If he wants me to meet
him at the airport,
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he's gonna have to come out and ask me.
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He wants you to meet him.
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He's just speaking in
the language of romance.
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Which you don't understand
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'cause it doesn't have any burps in it.
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I know how to interpret these things.
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Uh, sorry, but you are
horrible at interpreting things.
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You thought when I
first said "hi" to you
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it meant I wanted you to move in with me
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for six years.
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Well, sorry if you had me at hello.
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There she is 18 hours later.
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Mama's greatest accomplishment:
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Maple vanilla rum cake
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with a raspberry cream cheese filling
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and a white chocolate crumble.
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Also, there's a ham in it.
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Can you have a contact heart attack
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from looking at something?
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'Cause my left arm is tingly.
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Let's load this monster in the back.
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How many times have I is said that?
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Ooh, can I get a hunk of that ham?
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No!
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Oh, there's no room on our side.
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Oh, my God, Max, why is this so heavy?
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That's gonna be the layer of hot dogs.
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Let's just put it on Han's side.
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Move his note. I'll burn it later.
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Aw, he got this one notarized.
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And he's a notary.
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There's a lot of sides to that square.
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So...
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I've been thinking about
your airport outfit.
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You're not gonna like this,
but I think it may be time
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for you got a third shirt.
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You're not gonna like this.
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I think it's time for you
to get a second friend.
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You haven't seen Randy in six months.
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I mean, you've seen parts
of him on your phone,
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but you haven't seen the whole.
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Oh, I've seen the hole.
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He fell getting out of the shower.
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What is wrong with you?
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I know you're crazy about him.
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I am, but what if he
doesn't want me to come?
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What if I get there and I'm like, "Hey,"
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and he's like, "Uh, hey..."
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I don't wanna be embarrassed.
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Then don't say "hey" like that ever.
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And since when do you care
about being embarrassed?
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Your raincoat is a trash bag.
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Ugh, it matches my duct tape shoes.
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I am not going to the airport.
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Uh, sure, Pilar.
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It's on like Donkey Kong.
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How's it going with Pilar?
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You crazy kids still having fun?
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She's wearing me out.
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Well, at least you have somebody.
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Whoa, simmer down, Lonely Island.
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Earl, what's going on?
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She wants to see everything she's missed
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in the last 50 years.
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Now she wants to go to Disney World.
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You know what, Earl?
You need to breathe.
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How about we go for one of
those invigorating walks we take
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whenever your leg blood isn't moving?
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Do you need your Walker, Earl?
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Of course I do.
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Thank you.
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Just put it right over...
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That admittedly gorgeous cake
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is not the property of
the Williamsburg Diner.
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I'm losing interest real fast here Han.
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Where am I putting this box?
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I'm moving the cake.
264
00:10:55,659 --> 00:10:59,629
You play with the bull, you get the Han.
265
00:10:59,630 --> 00:11:01,965
I guess CrossFit failed me again today.
266
00:11:01,966 --> 00:11:03,366
You went once and you passed out.
267
00:11:03,367 --> 00:11:04,901
I didn't hydrate.
268
00:11:08,571 --> 00:11:10,372
Oh, boy.
269
00:11:11,574 --> 00:11:12,742
Oh, my God.
270
00:11:12,743 --> 00:11:14,677
Is that a hot dog?
271
00:11:14,678 --> 00:11:17,213
Wake up, Han. Wake up.
272
00:11:17,214 --> 00:11:19,015
You're having a terrible dream
273
00:11:19,016 --> 00:11:22,151
where you destroyed something
very important to the girls
274
00:11:22,152 --> 00:11:24,354
and they're going to kill you.
275
00:11:24,355 --> 00:11:25,588
Yeah, we're still here.
276
00:11:25,589 --> 00:11:27,390
You dropped the cake. This is happening.
277
00:11:27,391 --> 00:11:30,258
What have I done?
278
00:11:32,395 --> 00:11:34,596
Looks like someone got
themselves in a little jam.
279
00:11:35,698 --> 00:11:37,066
Mmm, raspberry.
280
00:11:37,067 --> 00:11:38,768
Stop licking things.
281
00:11:38,769 --> 00:11:41,437
We need to put this back together.
282
00:11:41,438 --> 00:11:43,906
Yes, yes, this is working.
283
00:11:43,907 --> 00:11:45,608
No one will be the wiser.
284
00:11:45,609 --> 00:11:48,778
We'll just frost over the crime.
285
00:11:48,779 --> 00:11:50,680
Why is there a ham?
286
00:11:50,681 --> 00:11:52,414
This cake makes no sense!
287
00:11:53,916 --> 00:11:55,251
Get up.
288
00:11:55,252 --> 00:11:57,220
You're making a fool of yourself.
289
00:11:57,221 --> 00:11:58,588
And that's coming from a guy
290
00:11:58,589 --> 00:12:01,291
who burnt his nuts on
a hand dryer earlier.
291
00:12:01,292 --> 00:12:04,726
Tell me what to do.
292
00:12:05,862 --> 00:12:07,563
Relax.
293
00:12:07,564 --> 00:12:09,799
This cake had no family,
294
00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:12,902
no friends, no dental records.
295
00:12:12,903 --> 00:12:14,270
I've done this before.
296
00:12:14,271 --> 00:12:16,739
With other cakes, of course.
297
00:12:16,740 --> 00:12:20,275
I'm so scared.
298
00:12:27,739 --> 00:12:30,289
Earl is really in a bad way over Pilar.
299
00:12:30,290 --> 00:12:32,391
I've never seen him that confused.
300
00:12:32,392 --> 00:12:35,060
Well, then you've never
watched him button a shirt.
301
00:12:35,061 --> 00:12:37,362
- Where's the cake?
- The cake?
302
00:12:37,363 --> 00:12:39,531
We put it right here.
303
00:12:39,532 --> 00:12:42,367
It couldn't have grown
little legs and walked away.
304
00:12:42,368 --> 00:12:44,069
Little legs?
305
00:12:44,070 --> 00:12:45,936
Han!
306
00:12:49,041 --> 00:12:50,475
Oleg, have you seen our cake?
307
00:12:50,476 --> 00:12:52,077
I see a lot of cakes.
308
00:12:52,078 --> 00:12:54,680
This is New York City.
Cakes up the wazoo.
309
00:12:54,681 --> 00:12:56,748
Pancakes, baby cakes, patty cakes.
310
00:12:56,749 --> 00:12:58,683
They should change the
name to New Cake City.
311
00:12:59,985 --> 00:13:01,053
He knows something.
312
00:13:01,054 --> 00:13:03,422
Not much, but something.
313
00:13:03,423 --> 00:13:05,523
But that is a pretty
great name for New York.
314
00:13:06,758 --> 00:13:09,336
Earl, have you seen a man-sized cake
315
00:13:09,337 --> 00:13:11,772
being carried by a cake-sized man?
316
00:13:11,773 --> 00:13:13,640
I have other stuff on my mind.
317
00:13:13,641 --> 00:13:15,943
I gotta tell Pilar I don't
wanna go to Disney World
318
00:13:15,944 --> 00:13:18,312
and Burning Man's off too.
319
00:13:18,313 --> 00:13:19,680
Hello, girls.
320
00:13:19,681 --> 00:13:21,415
I've been thinking of
adding a chicken leg
321
00:13:21,416 --> 00:13:23,951
to the shift meal. Thoughts?
322
00:13:23,952 --> 00:13:25,619
Where'd you hide our cake?
323
00:13:25,620 --> 00:13:27,487
With the rest of your body?
324
00:13:29,424 --> 00:13:31,758
Who crapped in your coffee?
325
00:13:31,759 --> 00:13:33,093
First I'm gonna say:
326
00:13:33,094 --> 00:13:34,928
That's a strong yes on the chicken leg.
327
00:13:34,929 --> 00:13:38,198
Now, where's my maple vanilla
cake with hot dog filling?
328
00:13:38,199 --> 00:13:40,367
We put it on your side of
the shelf and now it's gone.
329
00:13:40,368 --> 00:13:43,704
I have no idea what
you're talking about.
330
00:13:43,705 --> 00:13:46,473
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have to cake a phone call.
331
00:13:46,474 --> 00:13:48,874
I mean, make a phone cake.
332
00:13:50,043 --> 00:13:51,144
Search him, Max.
333
00:13:51,145 --> 00:13:52,613
All the way down to his Underoos.
334
00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:55,215
Check my Underoos.
335
00:13:55,216 --> 00:13:56,617
There's something sweet in there,
336
00:13:56,618 --> 00:13:58,719
but it's not cake.
337
00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:00,687
You've got nothing on me.
338
00:14:00,688 --> 00:14:02,956
Oleg, tell them I
haven't seen their cake.
339
00:14:02,957 --> 00:14:04,224
Right, bro?
340
00:14:04,225 --> 00:14:06,226
Cake? What cake? I see a lot of cakes.
341
00:14:06,227 --> 00:14:07,890
This is New York City.
Cakes up the wazoo.
342
00:14:07,891 --> 00:14:09,229
Patty cakes, pancakes, baby cake.
343
00:14:09,230 --> 00:14:11,253
- They should name the city, uh...
- New Cake City.
344
00:14:11,254 --> 00:14:12,287
Yeah, we got it.
345
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,168
Maybe Han's telling the truth.
346
00:14:15,169 --> 00:14:16,870
Do you think one of those over-eaters
347
00:14:16,871 --> 00:14:18,739
could have snuck in
here without us knowing?
348
00:14:18,740 --> 00:14:20,507
You saw how cramped it is back there.
349
00:14:20,508 --> 00:14:23,210
This morning I had to
go in one boob at a time.
350
00:14:23,211 --> 00:14:25,077
Where could it be?
351
00:14:27,514 --> 00:14:29,749
Just 'cause your keys
were in there one time.
352
00:14:32,586 --> 00:14:34,354
Hey, everybody.
353
00:14:34,355 --> 00:14:35,722
We're here.
354
00:14:35,723 --> 00:14:38,725
Yeah, me and the ice queen.
355
00:14:38,726 --> 00:14:41,194
You know, if she doesn't laugh soon,
356
00:14:41,195 --> 00:14:43,229
people are gonna think she's German.
357
00:14:46,366 --> 00:14:49,269
She's getting real monster truck rally
358
00:14:49,270 --> 00:14:50,837
with that carriage.
359
00:14:50,838 --> 00:14:53,106
Well, I guess I'm gonna
have to make another cake.
360
00:14:53,107 --> 00:14:56,043
I have 60 "just checking
in" voicemails on my phone
361
00:14:56,044 --> 00:14:57,507
asking about it.
362
00:14:57,508 --> 00:14:58,745
Oh, 61.
363
00:14:58,746 --> 00:15:00,529
But you have to go meet
Randy at the airport.
364
00:15:00,530 --> 00:15:02,349
I'm not going to the airport.
365
00:15:02,350 --> 00:15:05,852
Besides, I have too many
enemies at Hudson News.
366
00:15:05,853 --> 00:15:08,221
Wow.
367
00:15:08,222 --> 00:15:11,358
This is the second best
hot dog cake I've ever had.
368
00:15:12,694 --> 00:15:14,294
I don't want to jump to conclusions,
369
00:15:14,295 --> 00:15:15,762
but I think that's our hot dog cake.
370
00:15:15,763 --> 00:15:17,698
Sophie, where did you get that?
371
00:15:17,699 --> 00:15:19,766
Oleg.
372
00:15:19,767 --> 00:15:21,468
Can you believe he buried this?
373
00:15:21,469 --> 00:15:24,070
Good thing that I can dig.
374
00:15:25,439 --> 00:15:27,574
It was Han. If it makes
you feel any better,
375
00:15:27,575 --> 00:15:29,710
he cried as we shoveled
it into a bucket.
376
00:15:29,711 --> 00:15:30,911
Han!
377
00:15:30,912 --> 00:15:31,979
Get out here!
378
00:15:31,980 --> 00:15:33,613
We know you killed our cake.
379
00:15:33,614 --> 00:15:35,782
You sold me out?
380
00:15:35,783 --> 00:15:38,986
I want my 48.50 back, you stool pigeon.
381
00:15:38,987 --> 00:15:40,587
I can't bury a cake
382
00:15:40,588 --> 00:15:42,622
and not bring some home for my wife.
383
00:15:42,623 --> 00:15:44,825
You heard my vows.
384
00:15:44,826 --> 00:15:46,760
This is your fault
385
00:15:46,761 --> 00:15:48,996
for not paying attention to my notes.
386
00:15:48,997 --> 00:15:50,564
Prepare to meet your maker, Han.
387
00:15:50,565 --> 00:15:52,232
Which I'm assuming is Mattel.
388
00:15:52,233 --> 00:15:54,001
Please don't kill me.
389
00:15:54,002 --> 00:15:56,636
I have so much... a lot...
390
00:15:56,637 --> 00:15:57,971
well, some things to live for.
391
00:16:00,975 --> 00:16:03,143
Did you hear that?
392
00:16:03,144 --> 00:16:05,012
Ah, the girls scared Han,
393
00:16:05,013 --> 00:16:07,280
and it made Barbara laugh.
394
00:16:07,281 --> 00:16:10,584
Ah, I guess she likes to
hear other babies in danger.
395
00:16:11,652 --> 00:16:13,285
That's my girl.
396
00:16:14,454 --> 00:16:16,356
Hi, Earl.
397
00:16:16,357 --> 00:16:19,426
I am excited to fly to Florida
instead of floating there
398
00:16:19,427 --> 00:16:22,462
on the door of a '57 Chevy.
399
00:16:22,463 --> 00:16:24,998
Earl, is there anything
you wanna tell Pilar
400
00:16:24,999 --> 00:16:26,833
about your trip to Disney World?
401
00:16:26,834 --> 00:16:29,535
Yeah, I, uh...
402
00:16:30,837 --> 00:16:32,339
Got the park hopper.
403
00:16:32,340 --> 00:16:34,875
It's two parks for the price of three.
404
00:16:34,876 --> 00:16:36,376
Earl?
405
00:16:36,377 --> 00:16:38,345
Oh, hell.
406
00:16:38,346 --> 00:16:41,648
Uh, Pilar...
407
00:16:41,649 --> 00:16:43,383
I don't wanna got Disney World.
408
00:16:43,384 --> 00:16:44,951
I didn't even like The Lion King.
409
00:16:44,952 --> 00:16:47,521
Too much Africa stuff.
410
00:16:47,522 --> 00:16:48,985
I honestly don't know how to process
411
00:16:48,986 --> 00:16:50,891
somebody not liking The Lion King.
412
00:16:50,892 --> 00:16:54,027
Look, Pilar, I've drank it all,
413
00:16:54,028 --> 00:16:56,496
I've smoked it all, I've done it all.
414
00:16:56,497 --> 00:16:59,332
You are just starting out on your ride.
415
00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:00,901
I don't wanna slow you down.
416
00:17:00,902 --> 00:17:03,336
I see.
417
00:17:03,337 --> 00:17:05,672
This is why I'm not
going to the airport.
418
00:17:05,673 --> 00:17:08,075
She's probably so embarrassed right now.
419
00:17:08,076 --> 00:17:09,843
You'd think I'd be embarrassed
420
00:17:09,844 --> 00:17:12,212
because I came all
this way here for you,
421
00:17:12,213 --> 00:17:13,880
but I don't regret it.
422
00:17:13,881 --> 00:17:16,516
Uh, excuse me?
423
00:17:16,517 --> 00:17:19,386
Can I get some mustard for this cake?
424
00:17:19,387 --> 00:17:21,721
Earl, if I didn't come,
425
00:17:21,722 --> 00:17:24,224
I'd always have wondered
what could have been.
426
00:17:24,225 --> 00:17:26,560
I am glad you came.
427
00:17:26,561 --> 00:17:29,096
Showed me my heart can take a lot.
428
00:17:29,097 --> 00:17:31,598
Whoever had this one before me
429
00:17:31,599 --> 00:17:33,065
must have been a jogger.
430
00:17:34,434 --> 00:17:36,368
It was great seeing you, Earl.
431
00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:40,707
Now, I'm gonna go get my Goofy on.
432
00:17:40,708 --> 00:17:42,409
Uh, Pilar,
433
00:17:42,410 --> 00:17:44,544
can I catch a ride
with you to the airport?
434
00:17:44,545 --> 00:17:45,912
I gotta meet a guy.
435
00:17:45,913 --> 00:17:48,581
Yeah, I guess I gotta meet a guy too.
436
00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:50,617
Caroline...
437
00:17:50,618 --> 00:17:52,385
do you wanna come?
438
00:17:52,386 --> 00:17:55,222
I thought you'd never ask.
439
00:17:55,223 --> 00:17:57,090
So, should we share a cab?
440
00:17:57,091 --> 00:17:59,626
You know, in Cuba, I shared
an apartment with a horse.
441
00:17:59,627 --> 00:18:02,294
Well, that's just weird.
442
00:18:03,263 --> 00:18:04,464
Bye, Earl.
443
00:18:04,465 --> 00:18:06,600
Aw, he's asleep.
444
00:18:10,737 --> 00:18:12,304
Yep, he's asleep.
445
00:18:20,357 --> 00:18:22,692
Hurry up. Now we're gonna be late.
446
00:18:22,693 --> 00:18:25,550
Ugh, there were plenty of people
who could have helped that guy
447
00:18:25,551 --> 00:18:26,926
back into his wheelchair.
448
00:18:27,319 --> 00:18:30,522
All right, Randy's last
flight landed at terminal four,
449
00:18:30,523 --> 00:18:32,226
and his next flight
is out of terminal six.
450
00:18:32,227 --> 00:18:33,691
He should be here any second.
451
00:18:33,692 --> 00:18:34,959
You look beautiful.
452
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:36,294
You sure?
453
00:18:36,295 --> 00:18:38,530
Do I have anything in my teeth?
454
00:18:38,531 --> 00:18:41,231
Just the candy corn you use as a molar.
455
00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:45,003
There he is!
456
00:18:45,004 --> 00:18:46,303
Randy!
457
00:18:48,873 --> 00:18:50,642
Sorry, I'm not sure
I'll ever get to have
458
00:18:50,643 --> 00:18:52,744
my own airport moment.
459
00:18:52,745 --> 00:18:54,444
Caroline, what're you doing here?
460
00:18:56,514 --> 00:18:57,814
Max!
461
00:18:59,984 --> 00:19:02,587
Sir, I'm gonna need you
to look deep into my eyes
462
00:19:02,588 --> 00:19:03,720
while I frisk you.
463
00:19:05,757 --> 00:19:08,325
And I'm gonna need you
to take off that shirt.
464
00:19:09,727 --> 00:19:11,467
This actually kind of
happens to me a lot.
465
00:19:12,464 --> 00:19:13,830
Even in libraries.
466
00:19:17,168 --> 00:19:20,371
Should I take my shirt off too?
467
00:19:20,372 --> 00:19:23,675
No, you're in an
airport, not a McDonald's.
468
00:19:23,676 --> 00:19:25,610
Max, I...
469
00:19:25,611 --> 00:19:27,679
I didn't think you were
actually coming to see me.
470
00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:30,348
Well, 'cause you didn't actually ask.
471
00:19:30,349 --> 00:19:32,250
You look great.
472
00:19:32,251 --> 00:19:34,419
Easy on the nipples there, Sheryl.
473
00:19:34,420 --> 00:19:38,456
All right, you're good.
474
00:19:38,457 --> 00:19:40,490
No need to put your
shirt back on, though.
475
00:19:47,265 --> 00:19:49,299
You're good.
476
00:19:54,105 --> 00:19:55,874
Hey.
477
00:19:55,875 --> 00:19:57,174
Hey.
478
00:19:58,543 --> 00:19:59,944
I'm really happy you came.
479
00:19:59,945 --> 00:20:01,446
You are?
480
00:20:01,447 --> 00:20:02,980
Then why didn't you just ask me?
481
00:20:04,883 --> 00:20:06,351
I guess I was worried you'd say no,
482
00:20:06,352 --> 00:20:07,986
and I'd be embarrassed.
483
00:20:07,987 --> 00:20:09,587
I was worried you didn't want me to come
484
00:20:09,611 --> 00:20:11,823
and then I'd be embarrassed.
485
00:20:11,824 --> 00:20:15,093
Classic misunderstanding.
486
00:20:15,094 --> 00:20:17,262
Look, I-I know we're supposed
to get attached, but...
487
00:20:17,263 --> 00:20:18,195
Say it.
488
00:20:19,931 --> 00:20:22,133
I want something more.
489
00:20:22,134 --> 00:20:23,501
I want a relationship.
490
00:20:23,502 --> 00:20:25,369
Say it back.
491
00:20:27,505 --> 00:20:29,774
I wouldn't hate that.
492
00:20:29,775 --> 00:20:31,808
Close enough.
493
00:20:33,578 --> 00:20:35,179
So we're doing this?
494
00:20:35,180 --> 00:20:37,916
Because if not, I gotta
get back to Sheryl.
495
00:20:37,917 --> 00:20:41,119
She still has my shoes.
496
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:43,721
Uh, yeah, I think we have to.
497
00:20:43,722 --> 00:20:45,656
I mean, this is all Caroline has.
498
00:20:50,662 --> 00:20:53,363
Oh, it's so beautiful.
499
00:20:57,802 --> 00:20:59,537
Oh, come on, people.
500
00:20:59,538 --> 00:21:01,204
You heard her. This is all I have.
501
00:21:05,792 --> 00:21:12,098
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