0 00:00:00,105 --> 00:00:01,000 Shared by http://DJJ.HOME.SAPO.PT/ 1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:01,267 Subs by Traff and Raceman 2 00:00:01,294 --> 00:00:02,294 And this is the two-bedroom. 3 00:00:02,461 --> 00:00:04,713 Wow. 4 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:08,634 By the hammer of Thor! 5 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:10,260 Can you afford this place? 6 00:00:10,427 --> 00:00:11,261 Yeah. 7 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:12,930 I can with this new promotion. 8 00:00:13,096 --> 00:00:14,932 It's...a lot more money. 9 00:00:15,098 --> 00:00:17,601 Like "get away with murdering my first wife" kind of dough. 10 00:00:17,768 --> 00:00:18,720 Mm-hmm. 11 00:00:18,894 --> 00:00:22,021 See, now, I could hang a huge TV right there. 12 00:00:22,183 --> 00:00:24,908 You could get that third humidifier you always dreamed about. 13 00:00:25,061 --> 00:00:25,779 Slow down. 14 00:00:25,949 --> 00:00:28,023 I'm not ready to move my humidifiers yet. 15 00:00:28,198 --> 00:00:29,192 Oh, I know. 16 00:00:29,366 --> 00:00:32,240 I don't mean right away. I just meant...someday. 17 00:00:32,406 --> 00:00:32,900 Hopefully. 18 00:00:33,076 --> 00:00:34,821 Yeah, good. Someday. 19 00:00:34,995 --> 00:00:37,451 But for now, I got a great job. 20 00:00:37,626 --> 00:00:39,413 A kick-ass girlfriend. 21 00:00:39,588 --> 00:00:41,042 I deserve an apartment to match. 22 00:00:41,206 --> 00:00:43,662 And I think this is definitely it. 23 00:00:43,838 --> 00:00:45,173 I'll take this one too. 24 00:00:45,338 --> 00:00:48,961 My son Ahmed will keep his motorcycles here. 25 00:00:49,137 --> 00:00:52,461 Oh! Thanks for coming. 26 00:00:53,598 --> 00:00:56,132 Oh...ooh. 27 00:01:16,915 --> 00:01:17,612 Lemon! 28 00:01:17,787 --> 00:01:19,583 Oh, welcome back. How was Paris? 29 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:21,740 Paris was fantastic. 30 00:01:21,918 --> 00:01:25,622 We stayed in this little place in the Seventh that Phoebe knew about. 31 00:01:25,798 --> 00:01:27,252 I'm Phoebe. We've met before. 32 00:01:27,428 --> 00:01:29,841 Jack proposed to me outside your office. 33 00:01:30,007 --> 00:01:31,173 I have hollow bones. 34 00:01:31,348 --> 00:01:32,003 Like a bird. 35 00:01:32,176 --> 00:01:32,591 Yes, no. 36 00:01:32,758 --> 00:01:33,762 I remember you, hi. 37 00:01:33,928 --> 00:01:34,922 Hi. 38 00:01:35,097 --> 00:01:36,382 Well, I should go. 39 00:01:36,558 --> 00:01:40,302 We've just won the auction rights to a fantastic collection of Chinese erotica. 40 00:01:40,478 --> 00:01:42,432 Pick out a good one for me. 41 00:01:42,607 --> 00:01:43,851 Careful. 42 00:01:44,028 --> 00:01:46,270 Bye. 43 00:01:48,988 --> 00:01:51,063 So...have you guys set a date? 44 00:01:51,235 --> 00:01:51,821 Yes, we have. 45 00:01:51,986 --> 00:01:52,731 May 18th. 46 00:01:52,907 --> 00:01:55,362 That's Bianca's wedding date. It was my idea. 47 00:01:55,536 --> 00:01:56,320 That's fast. 48 00:01:56,497 --> 00:01:58,243 Well, there are no rules in love, Lemon. 49 00:01:58,417 --> 00:02:00,993 My...Princeton roommate did it the right way. 50 00:02:01,168 --> 00:02:02,782 Dated his college girlfriend for 13 years, 51 00:02:02,958 --> 00:02:04,543 and the marriage didn't last eight months. 52 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:08,003 And now he's a post-op transgender. 53 00:02:08,176 --> 00:02:09,122 Will you look at that? 54 00:02:09,296 --> 00:02:13,052 Phoebe reset my watch to New York time while I was sleeping on the plane. 55 00:02:13,218 --> 00:02:15,010 She really is a wonderful girl. 56 00:02:15,177 --> 00:02:17,302 And I do hope the two of you get to know each other better. 57 00:02:17,478 --> 00:02:18,433 Okay, sure. 58 00:02:18,597 --> 00:02:19,763 Why don't you have a girls' day out? 59 00:02:19,935 --> 00:02:20,843 Take Jenna with you. 60 00:02:21,017 --> 00:02:22,300 You could have lunch, go shopping. 61 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:25,971 Here...take my gold card. 62 00:02:26,275 --> 00:02:27,311 Ooh, it's heavy. 63 00:02:27,486 --> 00:02:29,310 It's...made of gold. 64 00:02:29,488 --> 00:02:31,943 Ah. Wow. 65 00:02:33,235 --> 00:02:34,483 Turned me down, Liz Lemon. 66 00:02:34,657 --> 00:02:35,072 Who? 67 00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:36,152 The damn bank. 68 00:02:36,326 --> 00:02:38,701 I need a loan to finance my Thomas Jefferson movie. 69 00:02:38,865 --> 00:02:40,702 It's gonna be at least $30 million 70 00:02:40,865 --> 00:02:42,410 with all the Claymation sex scenes in it. 71 00:02:42,575 --> 00:02:43,783 And they didn't want to pay for that? 72 00:02:43,956 --> 00:02:44,661 It's all right. 73 00:02:44,835 --> 00:02:46,503 The movie's just a small part of my plan. 74 00:02:46,668 --> 00:02:47,160 What plan? 75 00:02:47,335 --> 00:02:49,210 The Tracy Jordan comeback. 76 00:02:49,377 --> 00:02:52,133 I'm doing a comedy tour, a Michael McDonald cover album. 77 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:53,343 Ah, boy, I don't know, Tray. 78 00:02:53,508 --> 00:02:55,752 I don't think of you as a great multitasker. 79 00:02:55,928 --> 00:02:56,842 What can I do? 80 00:02:57,016 --> 00:02:58,473 I'm on my grind. 81 00:02:58,638 --> 00:03:01,721 I'm gonna have so much money, my grandkids are gonna play lacrosse. 82 00:03:01,897 --> 00:03:04,853 Lacrosse, Liz Lemon. 83 00:03:05,016 --> 00:03:05,893 "I'm on my grind." 84 00:03:06,067 --> 00:03:08,770 Is that a... 85 00:03:09,275 --> 00:03:09,851 There he is. 86 00:03:10,027 --> 00:03:12,021 The Floydster! 87 00:03:12,197 --> 00:03:13,902 I heard you were going in for your final interview. 88 00:03:14,067 --> 00:03:14,732 I wanted to put in a good word. 89 00:03:14,906 --> 00:03:16,403 All right, well, that should put me over the top. 90 00:03:16,575 --> 00:03:17,941 Oh, you're already there. 91 00:03:18,118 --> 00:03:19,653 The other candidate is an outsider. 92 00:03:19,827 --> 00:03:21,533 And we like to promote from within. 93 00:03:21,706 --> 00:03:25,032 Plus, his name is Alan Garkel. 94 00:03:25,207 --> 00:03:29,082 You're never gonna lose a job to a guy named Garkel. 95 00:03:29,257 --> 00:03:31,872 Did someone say my name? 96 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:35,962 Nah, you're not gonna beat that. 97 00:03:37,058 --> 00:03:40,260 Well-played, Garkel. 98 00:03:42,807 --> 00:03:46,260 Because Carl's trying to kill the gophers, but then the explosion knocks Danny's ball 99 00:03:46,438 --> 00:03:47,893 into the hole, and he wins the tournament. 100 00:03:48,067 --> 00:03:50,481 And that is the plot of Caddyshack. 101 00:03:50,645 --> 00:03:51,772 I can't believe you've never seen it. 102 00:03:51,946 --> 00:03:53,902 Classic. 103 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:55,402 Oh! Jeez, I'm sorry. 104 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:56,732 Oh, you like Wagner? 105 00:03:56,907 --> 00:03:58,861 No, I like Elmer Fudd. 106 00:03:59,036 --> 00:04:00,322 Kill da wabbit 107 00:04:00,498 --> 00:04:02,911 Kill da wabbit 108 00:04:03,077 --> 00:04:08,082 My parents were both poets, so I... don't really get it. 109 00:04:08,245 --> 00:04:11,752 So this has just been a whirlwind romance for you. 110 00:04:11,917 --> 00:04:14,711 Just a...whirl of wind. 111 00:04:14,886 --> 00:04:16,713 Look, I know what you must be thinking. 112 00:04:16,888 --> 00:04:19,590 What kind of a woman marries a man she hardly knows? 113 00:04:19,768 --> 00:04:21,053 What is she after? 114 00:04:21,228 --> 00:04:21,760 No, no, no. 115 00:04:21,925 --> 00:04:22,842 I don't think that. 116 00:04:23,017 --> 00:04:25,551 I completely get it, why you would wanna marry Jack. 117 00:04:25,726 --> 00:04:28,351 I'd marry Jack in a heartbeat. 118 00:04:28,518 --> 00:04:31,060 I would have a three-way with two Jacks. 119 00:04:31,238 --> 00:04:32,232 You need to cool it. 120 00:04:32,395 --> 00:04:35,060 Let's face it-- at our age, we can't afford to waste any time. 121 00:04:35,236 --> 00:04:37,062 Mm-hmm. 122 00:04:37,238 --> 00:04:38,612 Floyd and I have been dating for a month. 123 00:04:38,777 --> 00:04:42,903 Do you think I should be mad that I don't have a ring? 124 00:04:43,076 --> 00:04:45,411 Wow, how Sex in the City are we right now? 125 00:04:45,578 --> 00:04:51,253 I'm Samantha, you're Charlotte, and you're the lady at home who watches it. 126 00:04:51,418 --> 00:04:54,251 Dude, check it out. 127 00:04:54,415 --> 00:04:55,793 Bill Cosby hates you. 128 00:04:55,966 --> 00:04:56,713 What? 129 00:04:56,887 --> 00:04:57,583 Look here. 130 00:04:57,758 --> 00:05:01,921 "Tracy Jordan has made a career out of exploiting black stereotypes. 131 00:05:02,098 --> 00:05:05,012 He is an embarrassment to African-Americans." 132 00:05:05,186 --> 00:05:06,342 Why would he say that? 133 00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:09,263 What have I ever done to embarrass black people? 134 00:05:09,437 --> 00:05:10,680 Uh... 135 00:05:10,856 --> 00:05:12,141 Why are we doing this? 136 00:05:12,318 --> 00:05:14,311 Because the Jets lost! 137 00:05:14,488 --> 00:05:16,272 Mr. Jordan, your manager called. 138 00:05:16,445 --> 00:05:18,813 Temple University has canceled your stand-up appearance. 139 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:22,403 And Michael McDonald is denying permission to record any of his songs. 140 00:05:22,576 --> 00:05:27,991 In other words: Oh, Tracy, you can't Use any of my songs. 141 00:05:29,955 --> 00:05:31,540 This is no coincidence. 142 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:32,622 What are you talking about? 143 00:05:32,795 --> 00:05:34,040 The bank loan. 144 00:05:34,304 --> 00:05:35,871 The Michael McDonald situation. 145 00:05:36,043 --> 00:05:37,298 Temple University. 146 00:05:37,461 --> 00:05:40,179 Dr. Cosby is sending a message! 147 00:05:40,349 --> 00:05:41,751 They're out to destroy me! 148 00:05:41,928 --> 00:05:43,881 Who is? 149 00:05:44,055 --> 00:05:47,260 The Black Crusaders. 150 00:05:54,185 --> 00:05:56,271 Oh, Floyd would love this one. 151 00:05:56,445 --> 00:05:57,441 Yikes! 152 00:05:57,606 --> 00:06:00,060 If I was gonna spend $600 to have my boobs pinched, 153 00:06:00,236 --> 00:06:03,733 I would have gone to that fundraiser at the Clintons' house. 154 00:06:03,907 --> 00:06:06,610 Come on, that was solid! 155 00:06:06,787 --> 00:06:09,160 Liz, I'm concerned I'm boring Jack sexually. 156 00:06:09,326 --> 00:06:09,822 No, no. 157 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:10,623 No...ugh. 158 00:06:10,786 --> 00:06:14,371 We've only just got engaged, and already our intercourse is infrequent and unimaginative. 159 00:06:14,548 --> 00:06:15,953 Phoebe, I'm really not that kind of girlfriend. 160 00:06:16,128 --> 00:06:17,960 I would gladly pick you up at the airport. 161 00:06:18,126 --> 00:06:21,420 In Paris, he fell asleep on top of me. 162 00:06:21,597 --> 00:06:24,421 I mean, I just want to make him happy. 163 00:06:24,598 --> 00:06:26,421 If he's happy, I'm happy, you know? 164 00:06:26,598 --> 00:06:27,172 Mm. 165 00:06:27,347 --> 00:06:29,382 Do you have that credit card? 166 00:06:29,557 --> 00:06:31,181 Thanks. 167 00:06:31,355 --> 00:06:33,933 Hi, I'll take everything. 168 00:06:34,107 --> 00:06:35,471 Liz, can you help me? 169 00:06:35,647 --> 00:06:36,313 Yes, ma'am. 170 00:06:36,485 --> 00:06:38,940 I don't know you, but I will help you. 171 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:40,063 Damn it. 172 00:06:40,236 --> 00:06:41,191 I can't believe it. 173 00:06:41,367 --> 00:06:41,982 Garkel? 174 00:06:42,156 --> 00:06:42,690 I'm sorry. 175 00:06:42,867 --> 00:06:43,860 I'm just sick of it. 176 00:06:44,028 --> 00:06:45,532 I'm so tired of this city. 177 00:06:45,696 --> 00:06:49,493 I am so tired of the rat race. 178 00:06:50,538 --> 00:06:51,491 Fellas! 179 00:06:51,668 --> 00:06:53,372 You gotta keep it down, okay? 180 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:54,540 I got work in the morning. 181 00:06:54,707 --> 00:06:56,620 Molnya is looking very strong tonight. 182 00:06:56,797 --> 00:06:59,500 Mr. Debarber, come on. 183 00:06:59,676 --> 00:07:00,172 Fine. 184 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:03,130 20 across the board. 185 00:07:03,298 --> 00:07:05,880 Yeah, you gotta talk to your landlord about that rat race. 186 00:07:06,058 --> 00:07:07,050 That is my landlord. 187 00:07:07,218 --> 00:07:07,802 Oh. 188 00:07:07,976 --> 00:07:09,091 Yeah. 189 00:07:09,265 --> 00:07:11,221 Maybe I just need to go out of town for a little while. 190 00:07:11,395 --> 00:07:13,353 That's a good idea. Vermont is always nice. 191 00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:15,011 Or the Bahamas. 192 00:07:15,186 --> 00:07:17,222 I was thinking of Cleveland. 193 00:07:17,398 --> 00:07:18,563 That is also a place. 194 00:07:18,738 --> 00:07:20,730 I just haven't been home in a long time. 195 00:07:20,896 --> 00:07:22,230 We need to search your bag. 196 00:07:22,408 --> 00:07:22,810 Ugh. 197 00:07:22,985 --> 00:07:25,402 Of course they do. 198 00:07:25,578 --> 00:07:27,613 You know, I dream about moving back to Lakewood. 199 00:07:27,787 --> 00:07:30,200 Or maybe even Shaker Heights. 200 00:07:30,368 --> 00:07:31,950 Big Creek Parkway. 201 00:07:32,117 --> 00:07:35,333 Sending the kids to St. John Bosco's, you know. 202 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:37,873 Maybe even cheering on the tribe at the Jake. 203 00:07:38,048 --> 00:07:40,660 This dream, this is way down the road, right? 204 00:07:40,836 --> 00:07:42,210 Yeah. Yeah. 205 00:07:42,378 --> 00:07:44,462 Three, maybe four years. 206 00:07:44,636 --> 00:07:46,502 What's this fungus cream for? 207 00:07:46,678 --> 00:07:47,250 All right, that's it. 208 00:07:47,428 --> 00:07:48,133 Show's over. 209 00:07:48,308 --> 00:07:49,301 Gimme that. 210 00:07:49,465 --> 00:07:52,132 Let's just walk. 211 00:07:52,308 --> 00:07:53,930 So how long do you see yourself living in New York? 212 00:07:54,095 --> 00:07:55,263 Well, like, forever. 213 00:07:55,435 --> 00:07:56,221 At least, I did. 214 00:07:56,397 --> 00:07:57,970 Really? 215 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:01,772 You wanna end up like that? 216 00:08:02,986 --> 00:08:03,602 No. 217 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:04,651 I'm gonna be like her. 218 00:08:04,815 --> 00:08:08,733 Oh, there is nothing like New York in the spring! 219 00:08:08,908 --> 00:08:10,073 It's--oh! 220 00:08:10,246 --> 00:08:12,202 Ooh. 221 00:08:12,365 --> 00:08:13,031 All right, come on. 222 00:08:13,207 --> 00:08:14,570 This is the capital of the world. 223 00:08:14,745 --> 00:08:16,120 The culture, the div-- 224 00:08:16,286 --> 00:08:17,370 Ugh! 225 00:08:17,537 --> 00:08:18,120 Uck! 226 00:08:18,297 --> 00:08:18,791 You all right? 227 00:08:18,955 --> 00:08:21,120 He spit in my mouth! 228 00:08:21,298 --> 00:08:22,791 Ugh! 229 00:08:22,968 --> 00:08:24,370 Let's go to Cleveland. 230 00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:27,212 Oh, blurgh! 231 00:08:29,466 --> 00:08:31,801 Hey, Frank told me about that Cosby thing. 232 00:08:31,976 --> 00:08:32,842 That is harsh. 233 00:08:33,017 --> 00:08:34,130 Harsh? I'm done. 234 00:08:34,308 --> 00:08:37,262 The Black Crusaders want to make an example out of me. 235 00:08:37,435 --> 00:08:38,640 I'm not gonna ask you who that is. 236 00:08:38,817 --> 00:08:41,932 The Black Crusaders are a secret group of powerful black Americans. 237 00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:45,063 Bill Cosby and Oprah Winfrey are the chief majors. 238 00:08:45,237 --> 00:08:48,691 But Jesse Jackson, Colin Powell, and Gordon from Sesame Street, 239 00:08:48,865 --> 00:08:49,650 they're members too. 240 00:08:49,826 --> 00:08:52,990 And they meet four times a year in the skull of the Statue of Liberty. 241 00:08:53,155 --> 00:08:55,070 You can read about that on the interweb. 242 00:08:55,308 --> 00:08:57,701 Ah, well, it must be true if it's on the "interweb." 243 00:08:57,877 --> 00:08:59,082 Right, uh-huh. 244 00:08:59,248 --> 00:09:01,040 Make fun of me all you want, Liz Lemon. 245 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:05,670 Do you know they'll ruin anybody who they think are making black people look bad? 246 00:09:05,835 --> 00:09:07,793 They tanked 50 Cent's movie. 247 00:09:07,965 --> 00:09:09,843 The blew out Terrell Owens' ankle. 248 00:09:10,008 --> 00:09:14,801 And they canceled Eddie Murphy's Oscar, 'cause he, uh, ran out on Scary Spice. 249 00:09:14,976 --> 00:09:16,760 And now they after Tracy Jordan! 250 00:09:16,938 --> 00:09:20,723 Tracy, I know the movie is important to you, and you're stressed out and everything, 251 00:09:20,896 --> 00:09:22,812 but keep it together, okay? 252 00:09:22,987 --> 00:09:23,772 The cleanup continues. 253 00:09:23,936 --> 00:09:26,103 Fortunately, there were no injuries. 254 00:09:26,278 --> 00:09:29,483 Tracy Jordan, the Black Crusaders are coming for you. 255 00:09:29,656 --> 00:09:30,981 We'll have more on the weather coming up... 256 00:09:31,157 --> 00:09:35,453 Man, I wish somebody else had seen that. 257 00:09:35,616 --> 00:09:36,992 Hi. 258 00:09:37,165 --> 00:09:38,871 Look what Phoebe got me. 259 00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:41,243 Golf clubs? 260 00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:43,163 Not just golf clubs. 261 00:09:43,336 --> 00:09:46,121 These clubs once belonged to President Gerald Ford. 262 00:09:46,298 --> 00:09:48,383 Oh, wow. 263 00:09:48,545 --> 00:09:50,631 So what do you think of Phoebe? 264 00:09:50,795 --> 00:09:53,510 Oh, well... we had fun. 265 00:09:53,675 --> 00:09:56,432 And, uh, Phoebe bought some bonkers underwear. 266 00:09:56,598 --> 00:09:57,801 So have fun with that tonight. 267 00:09:57,976 --> 00:09:59,223 Well, not tonight. 268 00:09:59,396 --> 00:10:01,512 Uh, may I? Thank you. 269 00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:03,022 Not tonight unfortunately. 270 00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:07,061 She's, uh, speaking in a seminar up at Columbia. 271 00:10:07,237 --> 00:10:13,942 And as much as I would like to attend, I haven't been above 72nd Street in over a decade. 272 00:10:14,118 --> 00:10:15,821 Well, I'm glad you're happy. 273 00:10:15,998 --> 00:10:17,361 Ha! 274 00:10:17,537 --> 00:10:20,201 It's all Phoebe. 275 00:10:20,375 --> 00:10:23,740 We have an attraction that can only be described as... 276 00:10:23,918 --> 00:10:25,453 wolf-like. 277 00:10:25,628 --> 00:10:26,503 Lupine. 278 00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:27,463 Okay. 279 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,213 I am so exhausted. 280 00:10:29,377 --> 00:10:31,633 Paris was, to borrow a phrase, 281 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,630 just...bonkers. 282 00:10:33,805 --> 00:10:36,802 Yes, Phoebe said. 283 00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:51,940 Do you cover him? 284 00:10:52,776 --> 00:10:54,361 Phoebe isn't going to Columbia tonight. 285 00:10:54,538 --> 00:10:57,361 She had me call a car to take her to this address downtown. 286 00:10:57,538 --> 00:10:59,281 So what do you want me to do, go spy on her? 287 00:10:59,457 --> 00:11:00,571 For Mr. Donaghy's sake. 288 00:11:00,746 --> 00:11:02,571 I know you have your doubts about this. 289 00:11:02,747 --> 00:11:03,623 I can see it in your eyes. 290 00:11:03,786 --> 00:11:05,120 It's weird, right? 291 00:11:05,296 --> 00:11:06,661 Then again, all relationships are weird. 292 00:11:06,835 --> 00:11:08,831 I mean, my boyfriend Floyd wants to go to Cleveland. 293 00:11:09,005 --> 00:11:10,330 Ah, thank God. 294 00:11:10,508 --> 00:11:13,751 Mr. Donaghy's office. 295 00:11:17,596 --> 00:11:20,680 Just a quick look. 296 00:11:23,936 --> 00:11:27,270 By the hammer of Thor! 297 00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:35,441 Ew. 298 00:11:49,377 --> 00:11:50,583 Jack, I have to talk to you. 299 00:11:50,757 --> 00:11:51,921 Is this about the Tracy situation? 300 00:11:52,085 --> 00:11:52,122 No. 301 00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:52,961 Then it'll have to wait. 302 00:11:53,138 --> 00:11:54,132 What Tracy situation? 303 00:11:54,296 --> 00:11:55,340 I tried to call you. 304 00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:57,880 He set fire to a cardboard cutout of Al Roker, 305 00:11:58,056 --> 00:11:59,722 and now he's locked himself in his dressing room. 306 00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,090 Oh, brother. 307 00:12:01,266 --> 00:12:03,221 Tracy! 308 00:12:03,397 --> 00:12:03,801 Come out. 309 00:12:03,976 --> 00:12:05,721 Nobody is trying to get you. 310 00:12:05,897 --> 00:12:09,102 Have you seen the cover of this month's Oprah magazine? 311 00:12:09,278 --> 00:12:13,600 It's an anagram for "Outlaw Sour Tray." 312 00:12:13,856 --> 00:12:16,522 Who taught Tracy about anagrams? 313 00:12:16,698 --> 00:12:19,110 I'm gonna call Dr. Spaceman. 314 00:12:19,287 --> 00:12:21,113 Hey, car's downstairs. You ready to go? 315 00:12:21,287 --> 00:12:22,151 Um... 316 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:24,410 The Black Crusaders are trying to get rid of me. 317 00:12:24,575 --> 00:12:26,531 They want me to disappear like Coolio. 318 00:12:26,708 --> 00:12:27,830 Coolio is around! 319 00:12:27,995 --> 00:12:28,740 What-- 320 00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:30,753 Would you also prescribe something for Tracy 321 00:12:30,915 --> 00:12:33,710 which would keep him awake during sex? 322 00:12:33,875 --> 00:12:34,581 Oh, great. 323 00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:35,792 Okay, I'll talk to you later. 324 00:12:35,968 --> 00:12:38,193 Thanks. 325 00:12:38,387 --> 00:12:40,802 Let's get outta here. 326 00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:43,381 What hot spot's got the hippest groove? 327 00:12:43,556 --> 00:12:44,013 Welcome to Cleveland. 328 00:12:44,185 --> 00:12:48,352 Where all the real gone daddies move 329 00:12:51,148 --> 00:12:53,982 What smells so good? 330 00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:55,481 Cleveland. 331 00:12:55,658 --> 00:12:58,440 Where the jet set swing with hepcats 332 00:12:58,617 --> 00:13:01,191 Shop at Higby's, then we'll hit the Flats 333 00:13:01,368 --> 00:13:02,443 Excuse me. 334 00:13:02,617 --> 00:13:03,782 Are you a model? 335 00:13:03,955 --> 00:13:04,492 No. 336 00:13:04,666 --> 00:13:05,991 Oh, you are so skinny. 337 00:13:06,167 --> 00:13:08,622 You really should eat something. 338 00:13:08,787 --> 00:13:12,160 I say, Cleveland, hello 339 00:13:13,258 --> 00:13:14,580 Yeah 340 00:13:14,755 --> 00:13:17,843 New York and Paris just don't have 341 00:13:18,008 --> 00:13:21,263 The sights you see and you can have 342 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:22,302 Ugh. 343 00:13:22,467 --> 00:13:25,131 Would you like to pet a real police horse? 344 00:13:25,306 --> 00:13:27,552 Chef Boyardee was born here 345 00:13:27,726 --> 00:13:29,970 Yes! 346 00:13:36,407 --> 00:13:37,813 Oh, ladies first. 347 00:13:37,987 --> 00:13:39,821 I say Cleveland, hello 348 00:13:39,988 --> 00:13:45,820 Hi, I'll have two hotdogs, a pretzel with extra melted cheese... 349 00:13:46,155 --> 00:13:46,700 Hiya. 350 00:13:46,866 --> 00:13:49,700 Ms. Lemon, this is Kenneth, the NBC page in New York City. 351 00:13:49,876 --> 00:13:52,621 I hate to bother you out west, but Tracy Jordan hasn't come to work. 352 00:13:52,796 --> 00:13:55,001 Kenneth, don't be so New York uptight. 353 00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:56,961 I'm sure he'll show up. 354 00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:57,580 Look over there, 355 00:13:57,756 --> 00:13:59,751 I think I see a movie star 356 00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:02,841 Even movie stars, they come to Cleveland To get away 357 00:14:03,018 --> 00:14:03,591 Tracy Jordan, 358 00:14:03,765 --> 00:14:05,093 you've gotta get away 359 00:14:05,266 --> 00:14:06,221 Gotta get away, 360 00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:08,143 gotta get away 361 00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:11,100 To Cleveland 362 00:14:11,937 --> 00:14:13,811 Liz... 363 00:14:13,977 --> 00:14:16,981 I have something important I wanna talk to you about. 364 00:14:17,147 --> 00:14:19,861 The top law firm in Cleveland wants me. 365 00:14:20,028 --> 00:14:22,073 And...I think I should accept. 366 00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:25,033 What? Really? 367 00:14:25,196 --> 00:14:25,822 What's this? 368 00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:28,821 It's a house in the Heights that I can afford. 369 00:14:28,996 --> 00:14:31,831 When did you have time to look for jobs and houses? 370 00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:33,741 When you were at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. 371 00:14:33,918 --> 00:14:35,792 Did I tell you I sat in ZZ Top's car? 372 00:14:35,957 --> 00:14:37,750 And then I had lunch with Little Richard. 373 00:14:37,927 --> 00:14:40,673 And, I know it's not TGS, but... 374 00:14:40,837 --> 00:14:43,051 I'm sure you can find a job at one of the local TV stations. 375 00:14:43,218 --> 00:14:44,592 You sure could. 376 00:14:44,767 --> 00:14:49,513 We need a host for a new cooking show on WKYC. 377 00:14:50,516 --> 00:14:52,802 Uh... 378 00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:02,613 Where have you been? 379 00:15:02,777 --> 00:15:03,942 Cleveland. 380 00:15:04,117 --> 00:15:07,072 For God sakes, Lemon, we'd all like to flee to the Cleve. 381 00:15:07,245 --> 00:15:09,912 And club up down at the Flats and have lunch with Little Richard. 382 00:15:10,078 --> 00:15:13,413 But we fight those urges because we have responsibilities. 383 00:15:13,588 --> 00:15:14,333 What's going on? 384 00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:15,123 Tracy. 385 00:15:15,295 --> 00:15:15,911 He's missing. 386 00:15:16,087 --> 00:15:16,703 What? 387 00:15:16,877 --> 00:15:18,331 No. Kenneth, have you tried to call Tracy? 388 00:15:18,506 --> 00:15:21,173 Yes, ma'am, I tried all six of his cell phones. 389 00:15:21,336 --> 00:15:24,500 It's almost as if he never existed. 390 00:15:24,678 --> 00:15:28,341 Or maybe he's not answering. 391 00:15:28,807 --> 00:15:31,723 Lemon, TGS without Tracy Jordan is basically a puppet show. 392 00:15:31,896 --> 00:15:33,682 You know, I'm right here. 393 00:15:33,856 --> 00:15:37,103 Oh, why am I doing this when I could be happy living in Cleveland? 394 00:15:37,278 --> 00:15:38,391 What? 395 00:15:38,565 --> 00:15:39,983 Floyd and I are thinking of moving. 396 00:15:40,145 --> 00:15:40,893 - No, you're not. - No, you're not. 397 00:15:41,068 --> 00:15:43,733 Look, every great getaway has that moment when you want 398 00:15:43,908 --> 00:15:44,940 to pack it all in and stay. 399 00:15:45,116 --> 00:15:47,282 That's how I ended up with a timeshare... 400 00:15:47,448 --> 00:15:48,780 in Port Arthur, Texas. 401 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:49,743 I don't think that's what this is. 402 00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:50,820 I mean, Floyd is pretty great. 403 00:15:50,996 --> 00:15:55,201 And, look, in Cleveland, I'm a model. 404 00:15:56,166 --> 00:15:58,702 Yeah, we're all models west of the Allegheny. 405 00:15:58,878 --> 00:16:00,661 I'm serious about this. 406 00:16:00,837 --> 00:16:01,832 Maybe you should go. 407 00:16:02,007 --> 00:16:03,961 I mean, your head is obviously not in the game lately. 408 00:16:04,136 --> 00:16:06,300 And now you've lost Tracy. Maybe you're burned out. 409 00:16:06,467 --> 00:16:07,841 What is this? 410 00:16:08,015 --> 00:16:10,300 This is Frank's "Hot Baby" sketch, which is regrettable, 411 00:16:10,477 --> 00:16:13,180 but we have no Tracy Jordan and a show in two days. 412 00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:19,220 But, hey, that's not gonna be your problem once you move to Ohio. 413 00:16:19,777 --> 00:16:22,022 No, you're not. 414 00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:25,861 Frank, that's gonna get cut. 415 00:16:26,197 --> 00:16:26,902 Blurgh! 416 00:16:27,077 --> 00:16:28,533 Did you say anything to Jack? 417 00:16:28,695 --> 00:16:29,653 No, but I'm going to if you don't. 418 00:16:29,825 --> 00:16:31,033 Oh, grow up, Liz. 419 00:16:31,206 --> 00:16:34,572 I didn't tell Jack where I was going 'cause I didn't want him to get upset about nothing. 420 00:16:34,747 --> 00:16:36,330 That man was a former lover of mine. 421 00:16:36,498 --> 00:16:38,042 I was ending it with him, forever. 422 00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:41,413 Uh-huh, and are all your ex-boyfriends rich, older gentlemen? 423 00:16:41,587 --> 00:16:42,920 I care about Jack. 424 00:16:43,088 --> 00:16:45,333 I make him a better man. 425 00:16:45,508 --> 00:16:47,502 You know how John Lennon was better than the rest of the Beatles, 426 00:16:47,676 --> 00:16:49,880 but didn't realize it until he met Yoko Ono? 427 00:16:50,057 --> 00:16:51,421 Well, I'm Jack's Yoko. 428 00:16:51,595 --> 00:16:52,883 You want to be Yoko? 429 00:16:53,057 --> 00:16:54,683 This is none of your business, anyway. 430 00:16:54,846 --> 00:16:55,642 I'm marrying Jack. 431 00:16:55,808 --> 00:16:56,970 He's everything I ever wanted. 432 00:16:57,148 --> 00:16:57,932 Oh, I bet he is. 433 00:16:58,108 --> 00:17:01,272 You don't know anything about me, so back off! 434 00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:03,941 What happened to your accent? 435 00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:05,691 Um... 436 00:17:05,856 --> 00:17:07,692 I don't know what you're on about. 437 00:17:07,865 --> 00:17:10,942 You...daft wanker. 438 00:17:21,838 --> 00:17:22,500 Hello? 439 00:17:22,668 --> 00:17:23,661 Hello, Liz Lemon. 440 00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:26,001 It's me. 441 00:17:26,178 --> 00:17:27,460 Stacy Gordon. 442 00:17:27,635 --> 00:17:29,551 Tracy, where are you calling from? 443 00:17:29,717 --> 00:17:31,001 I can't tell you that. 444 00:17:31,178 --> 00:17:32,552 I'm sorry, Liz Lemon. 445 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:34,933 I wanna thank you for everything you've done. 446 00:17:35,098 --> 00:17:36,090 But I quit. 447 00:17:36,267 --> 00:17:37,682 For God's sakes, Tracy, where are you? 448 00:17:37,855 --> 00:17:39,262 Starting a new life. 449 00:17:39,436 --> 00:17:40,762 Because of the Black Crusaders? 450 00:17:40,936 --> 00:17:42,220 That's crazy. 451 00:17:42,397 --> 00:17:44,023 Tray? 452 00:17:44,185 --> 00:17:50,733 Damn it, Lemon, why didn't you tell me the Black Crusaders were after Tracy? 453 00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:53,492 Surprisingly fast. 454 00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:55,822 Oh. 455 00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:05,793 I'm on it. 456 00:18:08,885 --> 00:18:11,171 I can't go to Cleveland. 457 00:18:11,345 --> 00:18:12,093 Hi. 458 00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:13,800 Hi. I'm sorry. 459 00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:15,220 I just, I've been thinking about this. 460 00:18:15,387 --> 00:18:16,262 And I think you're great. 461 00:18:16,436 --> 00:18:18,391 And obviously Cleveland is great. 462 00:18:18,558 --> 00:18:20,892 But I can't move. 463 00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:21,512 I know. 464 00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:22,472 My life is here. 465 00:18:22,648 --> 00:18:23,432 My friends are here. 466 00:18:23,606 --> 00:18:24,562 The show is here. 467 00:18:24,736 --> 00:18:26,773 And I've known you a month. 468 00:18:26,947 --> 00:18:28,273 Oh, you hate me right now, don't you? 469 00:18:28,448 --> 00:18:29,482 No. 470 00:18:29,657 --> 00:18:31,613 No, it was a crazy idea to begin with. 471 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,113 We were on a vacation high-- 472 00:18:33,286 --> 00:18:33,903 Exactly. 473 00:18:34,078 --> 00:18:34,900 It's like a drug. 474 00:18:35,078 --> 00:18:37,911 Right-- if the whole world moved to their favorite vacation spots, 475 00:18:38,078 --> 00:18:41,031 then the whole world would live in Hawaii and Italy and Cleveland. 476 00:18:41,206 --> 00:18:42,453 Totally, I mean... 477 00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:45,703 But just knowing that C-Town is out there as an option for the future-- 478 00:18:45,876 --> 00:18:47,000 it's gonna make it so much easier-- 479 00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:50,541 Liz... I took that job. 480 00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:54,210 Blurgh. 481 00:18:59,186 --> 00:19:00,343 Did you locate Tracy? 482 00:19:00,516 --> 00:19:02,803 Ugh, not yet. I'm working on it. 483 00:19:02,977 --> 00:19:04,523 You know, you never answered my question the other day. 484 00:19:04,687 --> 00:19:05,973 What do you think of Phoebe? 485 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,601 Honestly, I wish I had the guts to do what you're doing. 486 00:19:08,778 --> 00:19:10,402 Just...going for it. 487 00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:12,313 God bless. 488 00:19:12,487 --> 00:19:15,782 You still haven't answered my question. 489 00:19:15,945 --> 00:19:17,991 I...think she likes you a lot. 490 00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:20,453 And I think she takes care of you. 491 00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:23,332 And she's smart and pretty. 492 00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:25,543 And completely wrong. 493 00:19:25,708 --> 00:19:27,083 And she doesn't deserve you. 494 00:19:27,257 --> 00:19:30,210 I think she's weird, and I don't like her, 495 00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:31,921 and her ex-boyfriend is old. 496 00:19:32,085 --> 00:19:33,963 And I don't even think she's British! 497 00:19:34,136 --> 00:19:35,460 And you shouldn't marry her, Jack. 498 00:19:35,635 --> 00:19:39,013 Please don't marry her! 499 00:19:40,098 --> 00:19:42,551 Oh, my God. 500 00:19:42,727 --> 00:19:46,102 Lemon, Phoebe was right. You are infatuated with me. 501 00:19:46,275 --> 00:19:46,971 What? 502 00:19:47,148 --> 00:19:48,272 No! No, no, no. 503 00:19:48,435 --> 00:19:49,983 Lemon, you are a wonderful woman. 504 00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:51,980 And you deserve to be as happy as I am. 505 00:19:52,155 --> 00:19:53,692 Maybe with Floyd, right? 506 00:19:53,867 --> 00:19:56,652 No, don't mention Floyd. Floyd is not happening. 507 00:19:56,825 --> 00:19:57,571 Floyd is moving. 508 00:19:57,737 --> 00:19:59,701 Floyd is moving? 509 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:00,742 What did you do? 510 00:20:00,905 --> 00:20:01,861 What did I do? 511 00:20:02,038 --> 00:20:03,530 I acted like a rational adult! 512 00:20:03,708 --> 00:20:05,953 I didn't get engaged to some gold digger, 513 00:20:06,126 --> 00:20:09,080 and then delude myself into thinking that I could keep up with her. 514 00:20:09,256 --> 00:20:13,381 Yeah, Jack, I know that you fell asleep on top of her in Paris. 515 00:20:13,548 --> 00:20:16,551 In Paris, France. 516 00:20:19,975 --> 00:20:23,303 I think you should go. 517 00:20:33,027 --> 00:20:37,651 Uh, Phoebe, darling, Lemon was just leaving.