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Let me tell you the story of
a couple, one of the greats.

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Andrew is a guy's guy, he likes
sports and Liam Neeson movies.

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But Andrew has another side.

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Andrew's romanticism grew
directly from his parents.

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When he was young, his mother died.

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And ever since, he's held his
parents up as at perfect couple.

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He works for an Internet
dating company and is passionate

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about helping others find happiness.

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Yet Andrew is still alone.

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Hi.

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Zelda is a girl's girl,
she likes pedicures

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and themed cocktail parties.

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And she loves being a lawyer.

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Who is the innocent victim here?

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The answer is in front of
your face in black and white.

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For Zelda, the legal system
offers order and control,

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which growing up she craved.

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Have a good day at school, honey.

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She doesn't blame her mom,

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but relationship role
models were hard to find.

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So when it comes to dating,
her defenses are way up.

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And like Andrew, she is also alone.

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Today is the day Andrew
and Zelda will meet.

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Andrew Lofland and Zelda Vasco
will date for eight months,

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three weeks, five days, and one hour.

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This television program is
the comprehensive account

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of their relationship from A to Z.

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- Sync: caioalbanezi / Corrections: brayanatsix -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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I want to read you all a
little something that came

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across my desk this morning.

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"This is a letter of sincere
gratitude because if it weren't

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for Wallflower I would never
have met the love of my life

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and had our three wonderful boys."

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We're getting way too
many of these, people.

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The idea is to keep them paying
the monthly fee; they won't do

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that if they get married.

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No! No!

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Keep pushing the new app, folks.

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They swipe, they click,
they hook up.

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They swipe, they click, they hook up.
They swipe, they click, they hook up.

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And remember, every time a picture
goes up there, you have all failed.

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Okay.

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This place used to do real matchmaking.

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Only things we connect anymore
are penises and vaginas.

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I know.

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Isn't it great?

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Come on.

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I was watching this video and
just had a bowlful of tentacles.

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And you pour, like, soy
sauce over them and they,

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- like, come back to life.
- Thank you for watching. Thank you.

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No, you can try a child as an adult
but not the other way around.

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How can a tentacle be alive if they're not?

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No, it does not matter
if the crime is adorable.

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Oh my God, that is adorable.

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Can I call you back?
Great. Hi, I'm Zelda Vasco.

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- I'm here for 9:30.
- Wait a second, wait a second.

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Are you a library book?

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Why?

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Because I want to check you out.

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What are you doing?

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It's a good pick-up line.

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And it's a good pick-up line

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that you can use while you hit on her.

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I'm not going to hit on her.

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You're not going to go hit on her?

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I don't need your help.

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- It's fine.
- Let me warm her up.

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I got this great bit I do.
It's called "Man Who's Lost."

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All right, watch this.

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No, no, no, no.

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We're not doing this.

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We're not doing this.

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Will you show me where the bus station?

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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That's...

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He is taking me.

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Enough of that, thank you.

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Hi, I'm Andrew.

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Hi. Zelda.

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Do you work here?

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Oh, yes.

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I do. I do work here.

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Can I help you?

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Yes. I'm here for an interview
about my experience on this site.

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Oh, you came in the wrong way.

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You want the relationship labs,

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they have their own special entrance.

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We call it the "doggy door."

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Okay. I'm so sorry, have we met before?

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Classic pick-up line.

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What?

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Well done, too.

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But you don't need one for him.

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That wasn't a pick-up line.

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Can you just back up, like, four inches.

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I'm sorry, I just like to be closer.

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How about I show you to the lab?

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Great.

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Just the two of you, right?

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Excuse me.

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We'll be back in just a second.

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Have fun on your hallway date.

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I'm sorry about that.

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How did your experience on the site go?

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Did you find any matches?

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No, not even close.

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That's great.

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That's not great... I don't
know why I said that.

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I'm sorry.

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No, don't be.

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I didn't want to do it in the first place.

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My friend Stephie signed me
up, and I'm actually just here

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for this interview to try
and get her money back.

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Ah. So you don't really do
the whole online dating thing?

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I'm actually not really into
the dating thing at all right now.

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- Why is that?
- I'm very busy.

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May I ask what it is that you do?

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I am a lawyer.

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I've heard of that... lawyers are busy.

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Yeah, they certainly are.

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What kind of law is it?
Is it, like, maritime law?

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No. I do pro bono work

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for an otherwise sinister
white-collar firm.

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I got to tell you, I am pro-pro bono.

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I'm not really into the
dating thing right now.

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Do you remember
when I said that before?

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Yeah, of course I remember.

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What does that have to do anything?

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Well, you're clearly taking
me the long way to these labs.

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Oh, these labs.

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Right. And you thought
that that was because... no.

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I'm just taking you the scenic route.

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Oh, is that so?

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Yeah. Had I taken you
directly to where you needed to be,

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you would have missed
some unbelievable sights.

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Like for instance, that.

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Wow. I owe you an apology.

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It's okay.

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Zelda Vasco?

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Yep.

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You want to come on in?
Your date's already here.

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Oh, so you're...

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Bye.

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Bye or bi?

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Bye as in goodbye or bi as in...

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Bi-sexual.

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Yes, you should ask her out
because dating a bi girl is kind

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of like winning the sexual lottery.

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You know, and they don't
call it Powerball for nothing.

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Hey, don't worry.

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We can't hear everything
that you're saying!

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_

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Attention.

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Zelda? She went out the other door.

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Attention, everyone. Gather around, please.

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Right now. This is urgent.

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We've got a crisis.

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I need to you round up personnel,
customer care, finances.

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What happened?

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- That lawyer.
- Zelda.

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Turns out she's straight
but the site screwed up

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and paired her with that other girl.

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Our matching algorithm has a bug in it.

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If word of this gets out...

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You know what?

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I think I can help.

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Yes, please tell me.

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If you give me her number, I'll just call.

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I can't give out personal information.

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Please, Lydia, I need
to see this girl again.

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No!

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Andrew?

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What?

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Call for you.

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Andrew Lofland.

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Is your desk always that messy?

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I think that this is why I
thought we had met before.

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Duh. I must have seen you
around the office park.

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Not true.

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Yes, Zelda's firm moved
into the same complex

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as Andrew's company over two months ago.

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But despite being within
five feet of each other

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on nineteen different occasions...

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Oh my goodness, you're so tiny.

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They never once laid eyes on each other.

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I'll talk to you guys later.

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He's so cute.

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This is not where they've
seen each other before.

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Wow, I... you know, maybe we should...

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Oh, you know what?

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I have to jump off for a deposition,

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but I'll see you around.

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Oh, oh.

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Are you... oh.

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Your witness, Miss Vasco.

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Miss Vasco?

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Yoo-hoo?

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And machines that
they can't get on their own.

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Andrew? Thank you.

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Yes!

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Yeah.

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I'm going to take a dump.

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There's a lot of things you don't know

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about the online dating world.

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Oh, my God. Is that so?
Please enlighten me.

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Well, for instance, when a
guy chooses a girl on the site,

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guess how important it is
that she have a college degree?

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I'm going to go with of no importance.

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Ding, ding, ding, ding.

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You got it.

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Well, I'm college-educated.

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Which is of no importance to me.

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Cheers?

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Yeah.

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Oh, my God.

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What? Do you hate it?

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What did you get, the Martini Navratilova?

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We can get another one.

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Are you taking a picture,
or what's happening?

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Yes, I knew it.

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So I got dragged by an ex-boyfriend

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to see this band a couple of years back.

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They're one of those groups
with, like, fifty people

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on stage and everybody looks
like they're from the Dust Bowl.

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Wait, was that the show at the Avalon 2012?

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Yeah. Oh, my God.
Were you there?

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That's so weird.

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Why do they yell "hey" in every song?

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Are you okay?

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Did I just offend you?

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Are you, like, their biggest fan?

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I'm just remembering something
that happened at that show.

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I was dragged there, too,
by a bunch of friends.

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Yeah.

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And during the third encore,

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I noticed this girl from across the room.

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And it's all coming back to me.

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Okay. So you know how
people have, like, a type?

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Yeah.

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Okay. So this girl was my type.

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And I remember looking at her and thinking,

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"I wish I was here with that girl."

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And not just that night.

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Like, I in that moment pictured
our entire lives together.

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So I tried to go after her, but
I couldn't because of the crowd.

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And then she was gone.

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And I'll be damned if that girl wasn't you.

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What?

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That's why you thought you recognized me.

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That's why you thought we had met before.

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Because you were that girl.

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You must have seen me.

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You were wearing a silver dress.

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Now, this is crazy.

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This is destiny is what this is.

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Oh, boy.

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Wow.

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Are you remembering?

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I was just remembering my
mother because she was really

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into destiny, too... that and divorce.

262
00:11:19,930 --> 00:11:21,464
So you don't believe in destiny?

263
00:11:21,465 --> 00:11:23,432
I believe that you can find
evidence that proves anything.

264
00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:25,134
That's what I do for living,
that's my job.

265
00:11:25,135 --> 00:11:25,701
I did it today.

266
00:11:25,702 --> 00:11:26,636
But, Zelda, listen.

267
00:11:26,637 --> 00:11:29,472
Come on. This is like the kind of
story that people tell their kids.

268
00:11:29,473 --> 00:11:30,907
Like, my mom and dad...

269
00:11:30,908 --> 00:11:32,842
Oh, so we're going to have kids?

270
00:11:32,843 --> 00:11:33,543
I wasn't...

271
00:11:33,544 --> 00:11:34,644
I'm going to get this.

272
00:11:34,645 --> 00:11:35,077
Oh, no.

273
00:11:35,078 --> 00:11:35,645
Don't. No, no.

274
00:11:35,646 --> 00:11:37,480
Sorry. I'm sorry.

275
00:11:37,481 --> 00:11:38,014
Sorry, that was... okay.

276
00:11:38,015 --> 00:11:38,748
That's okay.

277
00:11:38,749 --> 00:11:39,849
Actually, I'm going to go.

278
00:11:39,850 --> 00:11:40,416
Zelda, wait.

279
00:11:40,417 --> 00:11:41,350
Hold on just one second.

280
00:11:41,351 --> 00:11:43,486
This was, like... this is meant to be.

281
00:11:43,487 --> 00:11:43,920
Meant to be?

282
00:11:43,921 --> 00:11:44,987
No, it's not.

283
00:11:44,988 --> 00:11:47,490
Because I wasn't the girl
that you saw that night,

284
00:11:47,491 --> 00:11:49,892
and I don't even own a silver dress.

285
00:11:49,893 --> 00:11:50,860
Oh.

286
00:11:50,861 --> 00:11:54,893
I think we should be friends.

287
00:11:55,398 --> 00:11:58,401
I will see you at the office park.

288
00:12:00,002 --> 00:12:05,908
Tell you what, I'll get you a Martini
Luther King Jr. on the house.

289
00:12:05,909 --> 00:12:07,610
How would that be?

290
00:12:09,178 --> 00:12:10,513
All right.

291
00:12:14,350 --> 00:12:16,953
Eggs a la Stu.

292
00:12:16,954 --> 00:12:18,855
I'm right about this.

293
00:12:18,856 --> 00:12:20,557
You know what eggs a la Stu means, right?

294
00:12:20,558 --> 00:12:21,825
I got lucky.

295
00:12:21,826 --> 00:12:24,127
And I'll spare you the details
because they're pretty graphic.

296
00:12:24,128 --> 00:12:27,063
It was her in the silver
dress, I'm sure of it.

297
00:12:27,064 --> 00:12:28,531
She just remembers it wrong.

298
00:12:28,532 --> 00:12:30,834
Don't women usually know
what they wore to stuff?

299
00:12:30,835 --> 00:12:32,335
That was definitely her, Stu.

300
00:12:32,336 --> 00:12:35,939
This is like the hoverboard thing.

301
00:12:35,940 --> 00:12:37,332
- No, it isn't.
- Yes, it is.

302
00:12:37,333 --> 00:12:38,374
No, it isn't.

303
00:12:38,375 --> 00:12:39,542
Starting to sound just
like the hoverboard thing.

304
00:12:39,543 --> 00:12:41,377
Stop saying "the hoverboard thing".
It's not.

305
00:12:41,378 --> 00:12:43,012
Hoverboard thing.
Hoverboard thing.

306
00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:44,714
Not the hoverboard thing.

307
00:12:44,715 --> 00:12:45,715
Twenty years ago,

308
00:12:45,716 --> 00:12:48,218
a nine-year-old Andrew
was watching the making

309
00:12:48,219 --> 00:12:50,019
of his fifth-favorite movie.

310
00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:53,456
A hoverboard is a board that
hovers on magnetic energy.

311
00:12:53,457 --> 00:12:55,725
And they've been around for years,

312
00:12:55,726 --> 00:12:58,294
it's just that parents'
groups have not let the toy

313
00:12:58,295 --> 00:12:59,629
manufactures make them.

314
00:12:59,630 --> 00:13:01,097
But we got our hands on some.

315
00:13:01,098 --> 00:13:02,165
What the heck?

316
00:13:02,166 --> 00:13:05,602
What the heck does that
have to do with Zelda?

317
00:13:05,603 --> 00:13:06,903
You're stubborn.

318
00:13:06,904 --> 00:13:09,339
I love you, but once
there's an idea in your head,

319
00:13:09,340 --> 00:13:10,907
there's no moving you off of it.

320
00:13:10,908 --> 00:13:13,109
You're just so sure that
it was Zelda in the dress,

321
00:13:13,110 --> 00:13:15,612
just like you're so sure
that there was a conspiracy

322
00:13:15,613 --> 00:13:17,046
to keep hoverboards from children.

323
00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:17,614
There was.

324
00:13:17,615 --> 00:13:18,781
He admitted to it on TV.

325
00:13:18,782 --> 00:13:19,816
Spielberg was joking.

326
00:13:19,817 --> 00:13:21,885
It was Robert Zemeckis.

327
00:13:21,886 --> 00:13:23,219
Oh. So they're both in on it now?

328
00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:24,187
I'm right about this.

329
00:13:24,188 --> 00:13:24,854
And you know what?

330
00:13:24,855 --> 00:13:25,722
I'm going to prove it.

331
00:13:25,723 --> 00:13:26,923
Oh, which one?

332
00:13:26,924 --> 00:13:28,925
That hoverboards exist, or
that it was Zelda in the dress?

333
00:13:28,926 --> 00:13:31,294
Both. Which one you want me to prove first?

334
00:13:31,295 --> 00:13:32,362
Hoverboards.

335
00:13:32,363 --> 00:13:34,430
Silver dress it is.

336
00:13:34,431 --> 00:13:36,466
I made you breakfast.

337
00:13:41,804 --> 00:13:45,804
This is Stephie, Zelda's
friend from law school.

338
00:13:46,843 --> 00:13:49,512
She likes whatever her boyfriends like

339
00:13:49,513 --> 00:13:51,881
and giving relationship advice.

340
00:13:51,882 --> 00:13:54,117
I thought you really liked him.

341
00:13:54,118 --> 00:13:55,385
Yeah, I did.

342
00:13:55,386 --> 00:13:58,154
I do. You know, but it turns
out that we're way too different.

343
00:13:58,155 --> 00:14:01,190
I live in reality and
he believes in destiny

344
00:14:01,191 --> 00:14:05,094
and probably unicorns.

345
00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:08,398
I'm just saying that I go out
with guys who are different

346
00:14:08,399 --> 00:14:10,833
from me all the time
and we get on just fine.

347
00:14:10,834 --> 00:14:12,569
You hooked up with a jazz
trumpeter on Friday night

348
00:14:12,570 --> 00:14:14,804
and by Saturday you were
wearing a pork pie hat

349
00:14:14,805 --> 00:14:16,472
and listening to Miles Davis.

350
00:14:16,473 --> 00:14:17,307
Yes.

351
00:14:17,308 --> 00:14:18,775
You hate jazz.

352
00:14:18,776 --> 00:14:21,477
I do not hate jazz,
I just never gave it a chance.

353
00:14:21,478 --> 00:14:23,112
But since I met Scatman.

354
00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:23,680
Scatman?

355
00:14:23,681 --> 00:14:24,547
Scatman Des Moines.

356
00:14:24,548 --> 00:14:28,117
I think I could really get into this,
you know, make it my thing.

357
00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:31,955
Fine. Maybe I am too
open-minded, too pliable,

358
00:14:31,956 --> 00:14:34,857
too much of a sexy social chameleon.

359
00:14:34,858 --> 00:14:38,294
But I am trying, Z. And that
is the only way you are going

360
00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:39,796
to have a stab at being happy.

361
00:14:39,797 --> 00:14:41,264
I'm happy.

362
00:14:41,265 --> 00:14:44,167
I am very, very, very, extremely happy.

363
00:14:44,168 --> 00:14:45,501
Zelda Vasco speaking.

364
00:14:45,502 --> 00:14:49,005
Liar. Yes, I'm talking to you.

365
00:14:52,942 --> 00:14:55,078
I don't understand what you're asking us.

366
00:14:55,079 --> 00:14:57,629
Just use your expertise, Dinesh.

367
00:14:57,630 --> 00:15:00,518
Dig into the long tail of
the Internet and find proof

368
00:15:00,519 --> 00:15:02,783
that Zelda was there at the
show and in the silver dress.

369
00:15:02,784 --> 00:15:05,332
Then she's going to have to admit
that we were meant to be together.

370
00:15:05,333 --> 00:15:06,932
She'll have to admit that you're insane.

371
00:15:06,933 --> 00:15:09,525
I don't know.

372
00:15:09,526 --> 00:15:11,127
Do you guys believe in the one?

373
00:15:11,128 --> 00:15:12,862
Yeah, like Neo from "The Matrix".

374
00:15:12,863 --> 00:15:16,632
No, not like Neo from
the... like soulmates.

375
00:15:16,633 --> 00:15:19,735
Dude, these are programmers. All right?
They only believe in logic and math.

376
00:15:19,736 --> 00:15:21,439
- Oh, I totally believe in it.
- For sure.

377
00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:24,109
Of course, if you believe in the one,

378
00:15:24,110 --> 00:15:28,043
you must also accept the fact
that the negative one also exists.

379
00:15:28,044 --> 00:15:29,044
The negative one?

380
00:15:29,045 --> 00:15:32,114
- Think about it, you start dating someone.
- For a while things are perfect.

381
00:15:32,115 --> 00:15:34,350
You go to Comic-Con dressed
as Nightwing and Starfire.

382
00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:35,851
From our Wolf man's run
on "The New Teen Titans".

383
00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:36,585
Okay.

384
00:15:36,586 --> 00:15:37,987
But then things change.

385
00:15:37,988 --> 00:15:39,522
Everything they do
starts to drive you nuts.

386
00:15:39,523 --> 00:15:41,924
Like how they write on windows
after they saw the social network.

387
00:15:41,925 --> 00:15:44,460
It doesn't make you
Mark Zuckerberg, does it?

388
00:15:44,461 --> 00:15:46,228
Or how they point out ways
how you're not Mark Zuckerberg.

389
00:15:48,298 --> 00:15:51,000
The person you thought was the one turns

390
00:15:51,001 --> 00:15:52,935
out to be the negative one.

391
00:15:52,936 --> 00:15:54,003
That's interesting.

392
00:15:54,004 --> 00:15:55,671
Good story, but...

393
00:15:55,672 --> 00:15:57,573
Hey. Why are you all standing around?

394
00:15:57,574 --> 00:15:58,641
Are you mingling?

395
00:15:58,642 --> 00:16:02,444
I'll send you a link to
her Wallflower profile.

396
00:16:02,445 --> 00:16:03,546
How fast can you work?

397
00:16:03,547 --> 00:16:04,313
We're on it.

398
00:16:04,314 --> 00:16:05,514
Great.

399
00:16:06,749 --> 00:16:08,784
So the Japanese dog then
turns towards the camera

400
00:16:08,785 --> 00:16:09,918
and it smiles.

401
00:16:09,919 --> 00:16:11,120
- The dog smiles?
- The dog smiles.

402
00:16:11,121 --> 00:16:12,421
But I don't think it
has the muscles to smile,

403
00:16:12,422 --> 00:16:13,722
so it had a stroke or something.

404
00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:15,491
Zelda?

405
00:16:15,492 --> 00:16:15,925
Hi.

406
00:16:15,926 --> 00:16:18,360
Hey.

407
00:16:18,361 --> 00:16:19,495
Oh, my goodness.

408
00:16:19,496 --> 00:16:21,263
That's so funny that we
never saw each other before.

409
00:16:21,264 --> 00:16:22,131
And now we're...

410
00:16:22,132 --> 00:16:23,299
Now we see each other everywhere.

411
00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:25,367
Yeah, it's a regular
Baader-Meinhof situation.

412
00:16:25,368 --> 00:16:27,603
- Yeah, exactly.
- What is that?

413
00:16:27,604 --> 00:16:29,572
It's the phenomenon when
you learn about something

414
00:16:29,573 --> 00:16:31,507
for the first time and
then suddenly you hear

415
00:16:31,508 --> 00:16:32,341
about it everywhere.

416
00:16:32,342 --> 00:16:34,543
That's dumb.

417
00:16:34,544 --> 00:16:36,212
Do you want to jump ahead of me in line?

418
00:16:36,213 --> 00:16:37,546
I do.

419
00:16:39,715 --> 00:16:43,686
So actually, before you say anything,

420
00:16:43,687 --> 00:16:46,956
I overreacted the other
night, I think, a little bit.

421
00:16:46,957 --> 00:16:51,327
And I've been thinking about it,
and I just really want to say...

422
00:16:51,328 --> 00:16:51,894
Andrew.

423
00:16:51,895 --> 00:16:52,461
Oh, uh...

424
00:16:52,462 --> 00:16:53,095
Andrew.

425
00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:53,862
Sorry, one second.

426
00:16:53,863 --> 00:16:54,663
We got it.

427
00:16:54,664 --> 00:16:55,864
It was easy.

428
00:16:55,865 --> 00:16:57,666
First off, we got a
complete list of everyone

429
00:16:57,667 --> 00:16:58,901
who went to that band.

430
00:16:58,902 --> 00:17:00,836
And then we combed through
their Instagram photos.

431
00:17:00,837 --> 00:17:02,037
Unsnapped some Snapchats.

432
00:17:02,038 --> 00:17:03,906
And boom, there she was.

433
00:17:03,907 --> 00:17:05,241
Took us a while for us to find her,

434
00:17:05,242 --> 00:17:07,109
but then we saw her all over.

435
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:08,911
It was a Baader-Meinhof situation.

436
00:17:08,912 --> 00:17:09,845
Oh, hey.

437
00:17:09,846 --> 00:17:12,982
I just learned about that, that... whoa.

438
00:17:12,983 --> 00:17:15,751
So you found pictures of her?

439
00:17:15,752 --> 00:17:17,319
Pictures of who?

440
00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:18,153
Hey, you're her.

441
00:17:18,154 --> 00:17:18,988
No.

442
00:17:18,989 --> 00:17:22,524
Did you have these lunatics dig

443
00:17:22,525 --> 00:17:23,892
around the Internet for pictures of me?

444
00:17:23,893 --> 00:17:24,560
Yes.

445
00:17:24,561 --> 00:17:25,594
No, no.

446
00:17:25,595 --> 00:17:27,463
Remember on our date you said

447
00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:28,964
that you could find evidence
that proves anything.

448
00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:30,532
That's all I was doing, was... was...

449
00:17:30,533 --> 00:17:32,434
was finding proof that you were

450
00:17:32,435 --> 00:17:36,338
in a silver dress, which you were not.

451
00:17:36,339 --> 00:17:37,573
Nope.

452
00:17:37,574 --> 00:17:39,908
And it's the second night.

453
00:17:39,909 --> 00:17:40,876
What?

454
00:17:40,877 --> 00:17:42,911
Yeah, there were two shows that weekend.

455
00:17:42,912 --> 00:17:46,148
You went to the first; these
are from the second show.

456
00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:50,152
So we weren't even at the same show?

457
00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:52,788
I can't believe I was
about to apologize to you

458
00:17:52,789 --> 00:17:54,857
after you violated my privacy like this?

459
00:17:54,858 --> 00:17:56,125
Scatman?

460
00:17:58,193 --> 00:17:58,961
No way.

461
00:17:58,962 --> 00:17:59,862
Stephie.

462
00:17:59,863 --> 00:18:00,296
Hi. Hi.

463
00:18:00,297 --> 00:18:02,097
Hi. Enchante.

464
00:18:03,399 --> 00:18:05,100
Scatman?

465
00:18:05,101 --> 00:18:09,071
This is Scatman Des Moines,
the famous jazz trumpeter.

466
00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:14,109
Wow.

467
00:18:14,110 --> 00:18:15,244
Yep, absolutely.

468
00:18:15,245 --> 00:18:16,378
Scatman.

469
00:18:16,379 --> 00:18:18,314
What happened to Paris
and the Vanguard Festival?

470
00:18:18,315 --> 00:18:19,315
What are you doing here?

471
00:18:19,316 --> 00:18:21,417
Oh, he couldn't go because his name is Stu

472
00:18:21,418 --> 00:18:22,885
and he works with Andrew.

473
00:18:22,886 --> 00:18:26,722
And he is not a jazz trumpeter.

474
00:18:26,723 --> 00:18:28,757
You lied to me?

475
00:18:28,758 --> 00:18:29,758
No.

476
00:18:29,759 --> 00:18:32,394
Stu met Stephie

477
00:18:32,395 --> 00:18:35,164
at a Burlington Coat Factory in Tustin.

478
00:18:35,165 --> 00:18:37,099
The odds that she would
be Zelda's best friend?

479
00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:40,369
This is cashmere, so.

480
00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:42,638
Seven million to one.

481
00:18:42,639 --> 00:18:45,307
Destiny cuts both ways.

482
00:18:45,308 --> 00:18:46,475
Is it funny?

483
00:18:46,476 --> 00:18:46,909
Yes.

484
00:18:46,910 --> 00:18:49,611
Is it funny?

485
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:04,594
I think these movies are

486
00:19:04,595 --> 00:19:07,597
about how one moment could
change your entire life,

487
00:19:07,598 --> 00:19:08,565
you know?

488
00:19:08,566 --> 00:19:10,200
Thanks for coming.

489
00:19:10,201 --> 00:19:10,700
Excuse me.

490
00:19:10,701 --> 00:19:12,268
Miss Thompson, hi.

491
00:19:12,269 --> 00:19:12,936
Sorry to interrupt.

492
00:19:12,937 --> 00:19:14,137
Oh, no.

493
00:19:14,138 --> 00:19:15,405
Did you enjoy the movies?

494
00:19:15,406 --> 00:19:15,972
Oh, yeah.

495
00:19:15,973 --> 00:19:16,873
The film? Yeah... no.

496
00:19:16,874 --> 00:19:18,408
Me, big fan.

497
00:19:18,409 --> 00:19:22,441
I actually have a question
for you about the second one.

498
00:19:23,546 --> 00:19:25,515
The thing is, I don't know how to...

499
00:19:25,516 --> 00:19:27,350
You saw Zemeckis's
interview when you were a kid

500
00:19:27,351 --> 00:19:31,354
and you were wondering
if hoverboards are real.

501
00:19:31,355 --> 00:19:32,555
Yes.

502
00:19:33,490 --> 00:19:35,024
Sorry.

503
00:19:35,025 --> 00:19:38,595
Oh. So then...

504
00:19:38,596 --> 00:19:41,697
Thousands of kids fell for that.

505
00:19:41,698 --> 00:19:45,548
So I'm sorry, I am.

506
00:19:45,549 --> 00:19:47,667
They cry every time.

507
00:19:47,668 --> 00:19:49,035
It's okay.

508
00:19:53,376 --> 00:19:55,631
Oh, sweetheart.

509
00:19:55,632 --> 00:20:01,619
What a fool I have been...
a fool for love, mockery.

510
00:20:01,620 --> 00:20:03,903
And that Andrew, he is worse.

511
00:20:03,904 --> 00:20:05,513
- What?
- He's a pervert.

512
00:20:05,514 --> 00:20:05,255
What?

513
00:20:05,256 --> 00:20:08,324
All that nonsense about a silver dress.

514
00:20:08,325 --> 00:20:11,152
I bet the real reason he had
those people on the Internet was

515
00:20:11,153 --> 00:20:12,815
to look for nude selfies of you.

516
00:20:12,816 --> 00:20:13,914
- We've all done it.
- I never have.

517
00:20:13,915 --> 00:20:16,611
That is not a judgment, Zelda.
I'm not judging you right now.

518
00:20:16,612 --> 00:20:17,399
It is your body.

519
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:18,734
They're the ones that should be judged.

520
00:20:18,735 --> 00:20:19,601
They are disgusting.

521
00:20:19,602 --> 00:20:21,637
I don't know about that,

522
00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:23,171
but I don't think Andrew's a bad guy.

523
00:20:23,172 --> 00:20:24,373
He just was trying too hard.

524
00:20:24,374 --> 00:20:25,507
Are you sure about that?

525
00:20:25,508 --> 00:20:27,276
Because I have never had
a guy try that hard for me.

526
00:20:27,277 --> 00:20:29,244
Yeah, neither have I.

527
00:20:30,879 --> 00:20:33,749
Oh, my goodness. Neither have I.

528
00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:36,752
We are doing a cleanse, the
lemon one that Beyonce did.

529
00:20:36,753 --> 00:20:38,554
So I need cayenne and I need lemons.

530
00:20:38,555 --> 00:20:41,757
That's what we'll do.
Two weeks, you and me.

531
00:21:13,489 --> 00:21:14,790
Hello?

532
00:21:14,791 --> 00:21:16,124
Stuck at work, huh?

533
00:21:16,125 --> 00:21:18,226
Yeah. Me, too.

534
00:21:18,227 --> 00:21:21,229
I could use a drink, actually.

535
00:21:21,230 --> 00:21:22,698
Hey, I got an idea.

536
00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:24,333
You know, I'm here, you're here;

537
00:21:24,334 --> 00:21:26,735
we're both here, both working late.

538
00:21:26,736 --> 00:21:30,305
So do you want to come?

539
00:21:30,306 --> 00:21:31,540
You're asking me out for a drink?

540
00:21:31,541 --> 00:21:35,344
Yeah, you know, it's just a
spontaneous idea that I had.

541
00:21:35,345 --> 00:21:37,746
Zelda, you need to stay away from me.

542
00:21:37,747 --> 00:21:39,214
I got problems.

543
00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:42,784
I thought we were meant to be.

544
00:21:42,785 --> 00:21:44,453
Please don't be so hard on yourself.

545
00:21:44,454 --> 00:21:45,354
No, no.

546
00:21:45,355 --> 00:21:47,489
I should. I've been acting crazy.

547
00:21:47,490 --> 00:21:51,093
It's hard for me to admit that.

548
00:21:51,094 --> 00:21:53,095
In fact, I should be thanking you

549
00:21:53,096 --> 00:21:54,896
for helping me see all of this.

550
00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:57,766
So thank you.

551
00:21:57,767 --> 00:22:01,436
But what if it was me in the silver dress?

552
00:22:01,437 --> 00:22:03,572
But it wasn't.

553
00:22:03,573 --> 00:22:06,241
Yeah... no, no. I know it wasn't.
But what if it was?

554
00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:10,078
What are you saying?

555
00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:14,940
I am saying that it was
me in the silver dress,

556
00:22:14,941 --> 00:22:17,552
and I am so sorry for not telling you.

557
00:22:17,553 --> 00:22:20,088
I am a terrible person.

558
00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:21,890
But you were at the second show.

559
00:22:21,891 --> 00:22:22,858
I know.

560
00:22:22,859 --> 00:22:24,559
My ex-boyfriend dragged
me to that one, too.

561
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,328
God, I really hate that band.

562
00:22:26,329 --> 00:22:28,196
I was at the first show.

563
00:22:28,197 --> 00:22:32,230
And when you mentioned it on our
date, I remembered it instantly.

564
00:23:11,473 --> 00:23:12,340
It was you.

565
00:23:12,341 --> 00:23:16,374
Did I mention I'm a terrible person?

566
00:23:18,914 --> 00:23:19,715
Hello?

567
00:23:43,572 --> 00:23:45,440
Why didn't you tell me?

568
00:23:48,143 --> 00:23:52,143
I was going to, but...

569
00:23:54,249 --> 00:23:55,751
But then I scared you off?

570
00:23:55,752 --> 00:23:56,651
No. No, no, no.

571
00:23:56,652 --> 00:23:58,920
No, you didn't scare me off.

572
00:23:58,921 --> 00:24:01,356
I scared myself off.

573
00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:04,526
I didn't want to admit
that that had happened

574
00:24:04,527 --> 00:24:07,729
because then I'd have to
admit that I've been wrong

575
00:24:07,730 --> 00:24:09,664
about a lot of things.

576
00:24:10,799 --> 00:24:12,801
I don't know, you know?

577
00:24:12,802 --> 00:24:15,937
Maybe I could use a little meant to be

578
00:24:15,938 --> 00:24:20,308
in my life... just a little.

579
00:24:21,409 --> 00:24:24,045
So I want to try this again.

580
00:24:24,046 --> 00:24:26,715
Would you please give me another chance?

581
00:24:38,393 --> 00:24:39,227
I knew it was you.

582
00:24:39,228 --> 00:24:40,762
Don't start.

583
00:24:53,208 --> 00:24:57,078
Andrew and Zelda will date
for eight months, three weeks,

584
00:24:57,079 --> 00:24:59,314
five days, and one hour.

585
00:24:59,315 --> 00:25:02,284
This television program is
the comprehensive account

586
00:25:02,285 --> 00:25:06,244
of their relationship from A to Z.

587
00:25:20,704 --> 00:25:23,051
Rolling, rolling. Action.

588
00:25:23,052 --> 00:25:24,885
Hi everybody. Thanks for watching A to Z.

589
00:25:24,886 --> 00:25:26,599
I'm Ben Queen. I'm the creator of the show,

590
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:27,448
and this is...

591
00:25:27,449 --> 00:25:29,032
Cristin Milioti.

592
00:25:29,033 --> 00:25:29,872
Ben Feldman.

593
00:25:29,873 --> 00:25:30,824
This is destiny.

594
00:25:30,825 --> 00:25:33,424
Maybe I could use a little meant to be.

595
00:25:33,425 --> 00:25:35,772
And you just saw them meet
and fall for each other,

596
00:25:35,773 --> 00:25:38,492
but the show A to Z is really
about their relationship.

597
00:25:38,493 --> 00:25:41,518
It follows their ups and
downs, their highs and lows.

598
00:25:41,519 --> 00:25:42,669
What do you think?

599
00:25:42,670 --> 00:25:43,676
I think they breakup.

600
00:25:43,677 --> 00:25:45,141
What do you think happens
at the end of that?

601
00:25:45,142 --> 00:25:48,136
I think they get married
and live happily ever after.

602
00:25:48,137 --> 00:25:50,374
We'll see. Thanks for watching A to Z.

603
00:25:50,375 --> 00:25:51,775
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