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Narrator: Andrew and Stu have a tradition.
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Once a year, they watch
their favorite movie,
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"Wall Street."
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It never fails to deliver.
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Who am I?
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You're Bud Fox.
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You make seven figures a year,
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and you're boinking Daryl Hannah!
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Why do you always get mad at that part?
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Because no one ever asks
"Who am I?" out loud.
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Yes, it's something that you think,
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but you don't say it
specifically out loud.
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Like when you wake up next to
your mom's best friend, Mindy,
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after a Tequila bender.
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Even then, you don't say it.
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- Did that actually happen?
- Yeah.
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I don't know... I feel like
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you might say something like that
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if you were pushed to the brink.
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I don't see why it's that crazy.
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You know, with that
sweater you're wearing,
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I don't think I can trust
your barometer of crazy.
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- Zelda got me this sweater...
- Huh?
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And I dig it the most.
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You know, I was thinking,
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you could take that
sweater down to a shelter
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and give it to a homeless man
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so he can use it for warmth...
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by burning it in a trash can.
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I actually think that a shawl collar
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looks very handsome on him.
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That means nothing.
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Everything looks handsome on him.
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They modeled a mannequin
after Andrew's body
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at our local mall.
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- I got free cinnabun for a year.
- Oh!
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I gained 40 pounds.
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[Chuckles]
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- "Wall Street"?
- [Chuckles]
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- [Both imitate buzzer]
- [Laughs]
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What the hell was that?
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- It's this thing that Zelda and I do...
- That we do.
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If a movie doesn't pass the Bechdel test.
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Of course.
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- What the hell is that?
- Well...
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- [Ding!]
- Narrator: Zelda explained that the Bechdel test is
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a feminist theory made popular
by cartoonist Alison Bechdel.
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A movie only passes the test
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if there's a scene where two
female characters with names
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talk about something other than a man.
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- [Ding!]
- You'd be shocked
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how many movies don't pass that test.
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Nothing shocks me anymore.
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Narrator: Andrew and Zelda
will date for seven months,
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one week, and seven hours.
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This television program is
the comprehensive account
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of their relationship...
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From A to Z.
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Synced and corrected by Chitorafa
www.addic7ed.com
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Stu: I don't believe it.
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What?
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Is that tea?
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Yeah, Zelda got me into it.
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Oh! Did she?
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So, you're a tea drinker now, huh?
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Drinking tea?
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Is there a problem?
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There was, but we fixed it
with the Revolutionary War.
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- Ah.
- So, what are we gonna do now?
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Are we gonna get bangers
and mash for lunch?
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We gonna take a day off
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when Kate squirts out another prince?
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This is America!
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Jordan: Hey, Andrew, I got those...
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Ooh, is that chamomile?
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- Jordan, adults are talking.
- OK.
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When she put you in that ridiculous
sweater, I kept my mouth shut.
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No, you didn't.
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And when you started
describing your favorite movie
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using these feminist theories,
I turned the other cheek.
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You texted me a picture of your ass
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and asked if that passed the Bechdel test.
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But when she gets you drinking tea,
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I cannot and I will not remain
silent for a second longer.
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Lydia: All right, everybody! Shut up!
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And gather around.
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For once, you turkeys are actually doing
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a halfway decent job.
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So, as a thank you,
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I've decided to sponsor
a frozen-yogurt run.
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[Quietly] Y-a-a-a-a-ay!
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[Chanting quietly] Lydia! Lydia!
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You guys say it.
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Lydia! Lydia!
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All: [Chanting quietly] Lydia. Lydia.
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Lydia: Calm down!
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Site traffic increased 12% this month,
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which means that people
are hooking up, breaking up,
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and coming back for more.
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Y-a-a-a-a-ay!
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- [Keyboard clacking]
- _
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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Oh, that is a very angry e-mail
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that you are sending to your boss.
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[Sighs]
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- Lots of caps.
- [Groans]
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Stu spilled soy sauce on my computer,
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and now the "shift" button is stuck.
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But I am really worked up about this.
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These new hook-up apps are taking over.
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It's like we don't even care
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about finding people love anymore.
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"A company based on cheap thrills
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won't profit in the long term."
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This is really compelling.
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Yeah, well, thank you.
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No, wait. It is.
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What are you... Aren't you gonna send it?
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Oh, no, no, I had no
intention of sending that.
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- That's just... I need to write
everything down and... - Mm-hmm.
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get it out of my head.
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Also, I had a hard lemonade.
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See, now, that you
should keep to yourself.
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But this e-mail could
really make her come around.
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I mean, your job is to
make the company better.
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And that's what you're doing.
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You think?
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Yeah, your boss needs
to know what's going on
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in that very handsome head of yours.
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I was told that my mannequin
helped sell a lot of hats.
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Oh. I can totally see that.
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I believe in you.
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Hit "send."
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Really enjoyed getting
this in my inbox last night.
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A little shouty for my taste.
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I had a hard lemonade.
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I don't care.
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Here's my favorite part...
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"And I wouldn't be doing my job
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"as the assistant director of marketing
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if I didn't bring all
this to your attention."
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You really mean that?
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W-well, to be honest with you, I...
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Hey, string bean!
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Me?
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You are the new assistant
director of marketing.
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What?
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Problem solved!
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[Chuckles]
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I can't believe I have to report to a guy
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who's probably doing this
job for college credit.
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[Sighs] I'm so sorry.
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You know what? I think, tomorrow,
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you should just march
right into Big Bird's office
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and speak to her from your heart.
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Show her the same passion you show me...
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[Chuckling] Ew! Zelda, that's gross.
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About your work.
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Mm.
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And then, I assure you,
you will get your job back.
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- You think? - Yes.
- Great idea, Yoko.
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I think we've had enough of your ideas.
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So, in this scenario, you're
a member of The Beatles?
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Maybe I should just come into work and...
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Look, look, we all had a hearty chuckle
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when you guys went ballroom dancing,
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and everybody loves it
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when you dress my boy in
a Captain Ahab sweater.
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Oh, but in this scenario,
you've read a book?
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They made a movie.
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You are far too controlling of Andrew.
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- Oh, I am not.
- Yes, you are.
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But now his career is in shambles,
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and your influence has brought great shame
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and dishonor upon our home.
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Okay. Okay, Stu, stop.
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And, Zelda, thank you for your advice,
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but I think I'm just gonna
lay low at work for a while.
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Finish your rice.
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He's just gonna get skinnier.
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Andrew.
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You got a sec?
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What's up, Jordan?
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I know I've only been here for three weeks
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and now I'm your boss,
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but I want you to think
of me as your friend.
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Okay.
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That being said, don't mistake
my kindness for weakness,
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because... you do not want to cross me.
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No, sirree.
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What?
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Whoa!
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I hate to see you like this.
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Zelda has completely changed you.
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Stu, people rub off on
each other in relationships.
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It's a natural thing.
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Oh, yeah?
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Name one way that
you've rubb off on Zelda.
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See?
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So, why are you letting her change you
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when the old Andrew was doing just fine?
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We need that guy back.
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You know, for once,
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that's actually not terrible advice.
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Yeah.
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Maybe... maybe I'm gonna have myself
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a little "Andrew" night, you know?
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- Do the things I like to do.
- Yeah.
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Rediscover me.
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That sounds great. Can I come?
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Do you think I'm too controlling?
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Do you think I'm too controlling?
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Well, you do make me staple
everything on a diagonal
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two centimeters from the top left...
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It gives the strongest hold.
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And you did put a password
on our DVR player because
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- I don't know how to manage Sunday nights.
- How to manage Sunday nights.
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You don't.
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But, I mean, more in terms of my...
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romantic relationships.
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[Chuckling] Zelda.
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It's like you're mission control
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when it comes to your
romantic relationships.
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[American accent] Uh,
Andrew, we have a problem.
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[Chuckles]
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[Normal voice] Oh, come on.
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I don't get any credit for my familiarity
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with the American space program?
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Right, let's have a look at
the last three guys you dated.
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Okay.
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Notice the sweaters?
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Huh?
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See that?
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[Sighs]
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Well, you have to admit...
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A shawl collar looks good on everyone.
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Not my point, but, yeah.
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Stu: I told him to make
mine super-, super-spicy,
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'cause you know I can handle it,
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but I told him to make
yours extra-, extra-mild
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so that you don't get an upset stomach
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like you get sometimes.
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Okay.
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- We got your "Wall Street" ready to go.
- Yes, we do.
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Got your favorite Thai.
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And... how is that?
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- I dig it the most.
- Ha-ha! Yeah!
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Andrew's back, baby! Whoo!
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- Num, num, num, num.
- Aah.
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Tastes like a forest fire.
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Yeah.
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Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
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- Mmm.
- [Sighs]
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- Isn't this the best?
- [Chuckles]
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Narrator: And in this moment,
something dawned on Andrew.
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- [Ding!]
- Here you go.
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I thought we were eating pizza.
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Thai food is the next big thing.
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All the things he thought
were his favorites...
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No!
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You drink Scotch now.
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00:09:12,291 --> 00:09:14,409
"Wall Street" is our new favorite movie.
263
00:09:15,945 --> 00:09:19,114
- [Ding!]
- Were not his favorite things at all.
264
00:09:19,148 --> 00:09:21,306
- Son of a bitch.
- What?
265
00:09:22,735 --> 00:09:26,291
Eat. It's gonna congeal.
266
00:09:33,300 --> 00:09:34,464
What is it about me that makes me
267
00:09:34,490 --> 00:09:36,604
so easily influenced by everybody?
268
00:09:36,636 --> 00:09:38,961
Am I too open? Am I too weak?
269
00:09:38,987 --> 00:09:40,739
- Yes.
- No!
270
00:09:40,773 --> 00:09:43,108
Listen, I will be the first to admit
271
00:09:43,142 --> 00:09:47,545
that sometimes I can be
a little... controlling,
272
00:09:47,580 --> 00:09:51,116
which is why I got you
a Nordstrom gift card,
273
00:09:51,150 --> 00:09:53,318
which you can use to
buy whatever you want.
274
00:09:53,352 --> 00:09:54,619
- You don't have to do that.
- [Chuckles]
275
00:09:54,653 --> 00:09:57,155
Yeah, whatever you
want from Nordstrom's...
276
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Classic Zelda.
277
00:09:58,191 --> 00:10:00,058
There's no "S." It's just Nordstrom.
278
00:10:00,092 --> 00:10:01,593
So, you're gonna control
my grammar now, too?
279
00:10:01,627 --> 00:10:02,827
- Stu.
- Okay, fine!
280
00:10:02,862 --> 00:10:04,663
But I think that my influence
is way better than Stu's.
281
00:10:04,697 --> 00:10:05,614
Do you want to go?
282
00:10:05,639 --> 00:10:06,931
'Cause if you want to go
down to the dance floor,
283
00:10:06,932 --> 00:10:08,210
you'd better be ready to tango,
284
00:10:08,235 --> 00:10:09,256
'cause I got my tango hat on.
285
00:10:09,257 --> 00:10:11,436
You guys have matching
pairs of sweat shorts.
286
00:10:11,470 --> 00:10:12,971
- They're versatile.
- They're ridiculous.
287
00:10:13,005 --> 00:10:14,339
- Guys.
- Say you're lounging around,
288
00:10:14,373 --> 00:10:15,607
and a flag football game starts...
289
00:10:15,641 --> 00:10:16,741
You don't have to change.
290
00:10:16,776 --> 00:10:17,909
You get winded watching football.
291
00:10:17,943 --> 00:10:19,010
- Guys.
- What's with you taking him
292
00:10:19,045 --> 00:10:20,345
to the botanical gardens?
293
00:10:20,379 --> 00:10:22,280
I'm sorry for wanting to
show him something beautiful.
294
00:10:22,314 --> 00:10:23,481
I accept your apology.
295
00:10:23,516 --> 00:10:25,784
Actually, I saw a pair
of cords at Nordstrom
296
00:10:25,818 --> 00:10:28,119
that I think would look
really great on you.
297
00:10:28,154 --> 00:10:29,754
Yeah, I'm not much of a cords guy.
298
00:10:29,789 --> 00:10:31,823
I like the texture, but...
299
00:10:31,857 --> 00:10:33,658
Very well-played, Zelda. [Chuckles]
300
00:10:33,693 --> 00:10:35,293
I almost bought cords.
301
00:10:35,328 --> 00:10:37,378
You will buy cords.
302
00:10:40,132 --> 00:10:42,200
[Sighs, groans]
303
00:10:42,234 --> 00:10:44,669
Woman: Order, dude! Come on!
304
00:10:44,704 --> 00:10:46,404
Man: Oh, my God. Come on, man.
305
00:10:46,439 --> 00:10:47,372
Man: Hurry up!
306
00:10:47,406 --> 00:10:48,607
Just pick something.
307
00:10:48,641 --> 00:10:50,942
What do you like?
308
00:10:50,977 --> 00:10:53,778
Uh, I... don't know.
309
00:10:54,847 --> 00:10:56,381
Um, sorry. Sorry, sorry.
310
00:10:56,415 --> 00:10:57,682
I'm actually with him.
311
00:10:57,717 --> 00:10:59,651
He's my brother, so, yeah, sorry.
312
00:10:59,685 --> 00:11:01,853
Can I get two caramel blends, please?
313
00:11:01,887 --> 00:11:02,921
Yes.
314
00:11:02,955 --> 00:11:03,922
Andrew: Thank you.
315
00:11:03,956 --> 00:11:05,557
My ex turned me on to these.
316
00:11:05,591 --> 00:11:07,353
They're delicious.
317
00:11:09,428 --> 00:11:10,562
Are you okay?
318
00:11:10,596 --> 00:11:13,899
Well, uh, my best friend
and my new girlfriend
319
00:11:13,933 --> 00:11:17,235
have shaped every aspect of my adult life,
320
00:11:17,270 --> 00:11:19,571
so... not really.
321
00:11:19,605 --> 00:11:21,072
No, I heard about the sweat shorts.
322
00:11:21,107 --> 00:11:22,841
They're... versatile.
323
00:11:22,875 --> 00:11:24,009
Well, it sounds to me
324
00:11:24,043 --> 00:11:26,311
like you just need
something to call your own.
325
00:11:26,345 --> 00:11:27,512
Like what?
326
00:11:27,546 --> 00:11:29,414
I don't know, like a hobby or something.
327
00:11:29,448 --> 00:11:31,216
Something you didn't get from anyone else,
328
00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:32,517
something that's just yours.
329
00:11:32,552 --> 00:11:36,054
You could be... scuba-diving guy, huh?
330
00:11:36,088 --> 00:11:37,055
Not a strong swimmer.
331
00:11:37,089 --> 00:11:38,757
Mm, base-jumping bro?
332
00:11:38,791 --> 00:11:40,759
I get panic attacks in high places.
333
00:11:40,793 --> 00:11:43,328
Oh! Panic-attack guy?
334
00:11:44,028 --> 00:11:45,797
Not really a thing.
335
00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:47,799
Well, what else are you good at?
336
00:11:48,668 --> 00:11:50,035
- Well...
- [Ding!]
337
00:11:50,069 --> 00:11:53,371
Narrator: Andrew fancies himself
good at a number of things.
338
00:11:53,406 --> 00:11:56,374
They just aren't necessarily
ones you can do as a hobby,
339
00:11:56,409 --> 00:11:58,777
like parallel parking,
340
00:11:58,811 --> 00:12:00,712
opening jars,
341
00:12:00,746 --> 00:12:03,281
climbing stairs.
342
00:12:03,316 --> 00:12:05,150
Actually, that's a thing.
343
00:12:05,184 --> 00:12:06,151
I'm sorry?
344
00:12:06,185 --> 00:12:07,953
Climbing stairs... It's a sport.
345
00:12:07,987 --> 00:12:10,622
My cousin is a competitive stair climber.
346
00:12:10,656 --> 00:12:11,890
He's bit of a weirdo.
347
00:12:11,924 --> 00:12:14,859
Anyway, there's, uh, events all over town.
348
00:12:14,894 --> 00:12:16,027
Oh, here it is right here.
349
00:12:16,062 --> 00:12:17,028
Thank you.
350
00:12:17,063 --> 00:12:18,533
Competitive stair climbing...
351
00:12:18,559 --> 00:12:21,207
It says it's like running
a 5k only up stairs.
352
00:12:21,233 --> 00:12:22,868
Well, that sounds very interesting,
353
00:12:22,902 --> 00:12:24,936
and it sounds to me like
you just found your thing.
354
00:12:24,971 --> 00:12:25,937
Congrats.
355
00:12:25,972 --> 00:12:27,172
- This could be good.
- Mm-hmm.
356
00:12:28,947 --> 00:12:30,709
Hey, can I come?
357
00:12:30,743 --> 00:12:32,744
[Indistinct conversations]
358
00:12:37,149 --> 00:12:39,175
- This is fantastic!
- I know.
359
00:12:39,201 --> 00:12:40,919
I had completely forgotten
about these sneakers.
360
00:12:40,953 --> 00:12:42,787
How cute are they? Do you like that?
361
00:12:42,822 --> 00:12:43,788
- Very nice.
- Mm-hmm.
362
00:12:44,382 --> 00:12:46,007
I'm so proud of you, buddy.
363
00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:47,421
You know, it's not like I'm gonna do
364
00:12:47,447 --> 00:12:48,343
a million of these things,
365
00:12:48,369 --> 00:12:51,404
but this is definitely a good first step
366
00:12:51,430 --> 00:12:53,278
in finding out who I really am.
367
00:12:53,304 --> 00:12:55,008
- Hey, Andrew.
- Hey, Andrew.
368
00:12:55,034 --> 00:12:56,101
What are you guys doing here?
369
00:12:56,135 --> 00:12:57,902
We didn't know you climbed.
370
00:12:57,937 --> 00:13:00,238
Oh, uh, this is actually my first race.
371
00:13:00,272 --> 00:13:03,108
Ah, you always remember your first.
372
00:13:03,142 --> 00:13:05,710
Mine was a 16-flighter in Pasadena.
373
00:13:05,745 --> 00:13:08,647
I've been a story stepper ever since.
374
00:13:08,681 --> 00:13:09,689
[Both chuckle]
375
00:13:10,183 --> 00:13:11,334
Where do you train?
376
00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:12,250
Silverlake stairs?
377
00:13:12,285 --> 00:13:14,819
I... oh, I haven't... I haven't trained.
378
00:13:14,854 --> 00:13:16,121
And you're entering a competition?
379
00:13:16,155 --> 00:13:19,416
Wow. My most heartfelt
condolences to your calves.
380
00:13:19,442 --> 00:13:20,273
[Chuckles]
381
00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:22,928
Just stay off my rails,
and we won't have a problem.
382
00:13:28,467 --> 00:13:29,534
Can I go now?
383
00:13:29,569 --> 00:13:31,603
[Cheers and applause]
384
00:13:31,637 --> 00:13:34,575
So, it's literally just climbing stairs.
385
00:13:34,601 --> 00:13:35,687
I know, right?
386
00:13:35,713 --> 00:13:37,442
Right, I just thought there
might be some obstacles
387
00:13:37,476 --> 00:13:38,710
or something like that.
388
00:13:38,744 --> 00:13:40,779
The only obstacle is your own self-doubt.
389
00:13:40,813 --> 00:13:42,213
Yeah.
390
00:13:42,248 --> 00:13:44,149
Uh, excuse me.
391
00:13:44,183 --> 00:13:44,983
Oh, my. Hello.
392
00:13:45,017 --> 00:13:46,284
Hi! [Chuckling] Hey.
393
00:13:46,319 --> 00:13:48,019
Hey. What is all this?
394
00:13:48,054 --> 00:13:49,487
We are competitive stair climbers.
395
00:13:49,522 --> 00:13:50,489
Yeah. [Chuckles]
396
00:13:50,523 --> 00:13:52,374
- That's weird.
- Yeah.
397
00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:53,871
I'm a roadie for ZZ Top.
398
00:13:53,897 --> 00:13:55,360
- They're playing here tonight.
- Oh.
399
00:13:55,394 --> 00:13:57,062
Do you like ZZ Top?
400
00:13:57,096 --> 00:14:00,016
I definitely could. Yes. Yes, I...
401
00:14:00,042 --> 00:14:01,099
- Hey. I lost you.
- Hi.
402
00:14:01,133 --> 00:14:02,600
- Yeah. Um, so...
- Man: Hey.
403
00:14:02,635 --> 00:14:04,035
I'm gonna leave you to it
404
00:14:04,070 --> 00:14:05,837
because I think this is
more your thing, really.
405
00:14:05,872 --> 00:14:07,172
- I've got a stitch.
- Oh.
406
00:14:07,206 --> 00:14:09,174
So, um, but I'll call you later, yeah?
407
00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:10,442
- Okay.
- Good talk.
408
00:14:10,476 --> 00:14:12,377
I-I'll see you in the next go-around, then.
409
00:14:12,411 --> 00:14:14,312
Okay.
410
00:14:14,347 --> 00:14:16,114
[Cheers and applause]
411
00:14:19,585 --> 00:14:21,486
I think it's great that
Andrew has finally found
412
00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:22,821
something he can call his own.
413
00:14:22,855 --> 00:14:23,822
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
414
00:14:23,856 --> 00:14:25,357
Yeah.
415
00:14:25,391 --> 00:14:26,191
Hey!
416
00:14:26,225 --> 00:14:27,425
Yay!
417
00:14:27,460 --> 00:14:28,960
You look good!
418
00:14:28,995 --> 00:14:30,695
Very good at what you're doing!
419
00:14:30,730 --> 00:14:31,930
You have beautiful legs!
420
00:14:31,964 --> 00:14:33,832
Good form!
421
00:14:34,901 --> 00:14:36,668
Kind of an odd choice, though.
422
00:14:36,702 --> 00:14:39,304
Certainly wouldn't be my first.
423
00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:40,305
Yeah.
424
00:14:40,339 --> 00:14:42,707
[Both chuckle]
425
00:14:42,742 --> 00:14:43,809
[Groans]
426
00:14:55,149 --> 00:14:56,805
Pick a side, rook!
427
00:14:57,924 --> 00:14:59,191
Off the rails!
428
00:15:01,525 --> 00:15:03,859
Next time, try an escalator.
429
00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:08,466
[Grunts]
430
00:15:08,501 --> 00:15:10,202
[Panting]
431
00:15:20,980 --> 00:15:24,182
[Sighs]
432
00:15:24,217 --> 00:15:25,464
Who am I?
433
00:15:26,052 --> 00:15:27,152
Man: You're Andrew.
434
00:15:27,771 --> 00:15:29,688
It says so right there on your race bib.
435
00:15:31,190 --> 00:15:33,124
Oh, uh... I know.
436
00:15:33,159 --> 00:15:36,094
I was just... being reflective.
437
00:15:36,128 --> 00:15:37,562
I got you.
438
00:15:37,597 --> 00:15:38,563
Thank you.
439
00:15:38,598 --> 00:15:39,664
Well, that's kind of
440
00:15:39,699 --> 00:15:41,499
a strange thing to say out loud, guy.
441
00:15:41,534 --> 00:15:44,102
Seems like something you
think but keep to yourself.
442
00:15:45,905 --> 00:15:47,914
Could I... Could I just get a moment?
443
00:15:47,940 --> 00:15:50,642
Okay... Andrew.
444
00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:55,947
[Sighs]
445
00:16:33,122 --> 00:16:35,189
Woman: Okay. Bye.
446
00:16:37,426 --> 00:16:39,761
[Sighs]
447
00:16:39,795 --> 00:16:42,063
Andrew, can I lay some "Wis" on you?
448
00:16:42,097 --> 00:16:43,464
No.
449
00:16:43,499 --> 00:16:45,787
Dom... "Wisdom."
450
00:16:45,813 --> 00:16:46,912
I can't abbreviate that one.
451
00:16:46,938 --> 00:16:48,104
I see that now.
452
00:16:48,130 --> 00:16:51,265
Anyway, my homie Steve
Jobs once posited...
453
00:16:51,305 --> 00:16:52,872
What is it, Jordan? [Sighs]
454
00:16:53,162 --> 00:16:54,786
Well, I figure now that we're getting rid
455
00:16:54,812 --> 00:16:56,442
of the matchmaking side of the company...
456
00:16:56,452 --> 00:16:57,052
What?!
457
00:16:57,078 --> 00:16:58,045
[Groans]
458
00:16:58,274 --> 00:16:59,240
Aah.
459
00:16:59,455 --> 00:17:01,223
[Sighs] Excuse me.
460
00:17:01,257 --> 00:17:02,424
Lydia!
461
00:17:02,458 --> 00:17:03,425
Stu: Don't do it.
462
00:17:03,459 --> 00:17:04,626
Abort. Abort the mission.
463
00:17:04,661 --> 00:17:05,527
[Grunts] Lydia!
464
00:17:05,562 --> 00:17:07,129
Hey, how are those calves?
465
00:17:07,163 --> 00:17:08,363
They're sore, Dinesh!
466
00:17:08,398 --> 00:17:09,932
Lydia, can I have a minute?
467
00:17:09,966 --> 00:17:11,833
Not unless you can keep up with me.
468
00:17:11,868 --> 00:17:13,669
Wallflower is headed
in the wrong direction.
469
00:17:14,585 --> 00:17:16,753
We need to be focusing on
helping people find love,
470
00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:18,254
not hookups.
471
00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:19,488
I know it sounds crazy,
472
00:17:19,522 --> 00:17:22,091
but I think the original
founders of this company
473
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:23,158
were on to something.
474
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:25,403
They were... bankruptcy.
475
00:17:25,429 --> 00:17:27,964
That's why they're gone,
and I was brought in.
476
00:17:27,990 --> 00:17:29,991
We are hemorrhaging money.
477
00:17:30,026 --> 00:17:31,627
We are in the red!
478
00:17:31,653 --> 00:17:35,064
This was red. Has this
been painted recently?
479
00:17:35,098 --> 00:17:39,137
Lydia, as the former assistant
director of marketing,
480
00:17:39,178 --> 00:17:41,083
I can tell you that the matchmaking app,
481
00:17:41,109 --> 00:17:42,939
unlike the ones that promote hookups,
482
00:17:42,973 --> 00:17:44,974
creates happy, lasting couples,
483
00:17:45,008 --> 00:17:47,476
which is this company's best advertising.
484
00:17:47,511 --> 00:17:48,611
It gives people hope.
485
00:17:48,645 --> 00:17:49,979
I'd have to see some numbers.
486
00:17:50,013 --> 00:17:52,014
Here.
487
00:17:54,903 --> 00:17:56,262
Had the numbers ready to go.
488
00:17:56,288 --> 00:17:57,989
Really said that more as a stall.
489
00:17:58,173 --> 00:18:00,508
Give me and the program
another six months.
490
00:18:00,542 --> 00:18:01,876
I promise you'll see growth.
491
00:18:02,944 --> 00:18:03,778
Okay.
492
00:18:05,847 --> 00:18:08,304
Okay... I can have my job back?
493
00:18:08,330 --> 00:18:08,816
Sure.
494
00:18:08,850 --> 00:18:10,946
The love stuff's your problem now.
495
00:18:10,970 --> 00:18:12,303
You better make it work.
496
00:18:12,338 --> 00:18:14,839
And no more speeches
putting me on the spot.
497
00:18:14,873 --> 00:18:17,274
Jordan, you're out!
498
00:18:17,308 --> 00:18:19,076
Oh, thank God. I had no
idea what I was doing.
499
00:18:19,110 --> 00:18:20,744
I mean, what the hell
is marketing, anyway?
500
00:18:20,778 --> 00:18:22,045
- Am I right? [Chuckling]
- Yeah.
501
00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:23,280
[Chuckles] I got first pl...
502
00:18:23,314 --> 00:18:25,249
And, uh... That's fine.
503
00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:30,185
This could be a big
turning point in my career.
504
00:18:30,219 --> 00:18:32,554
And that right there was the first time
505
00:18:32,588 --> 00:18:34,956
I referred to my job as a career.
506
00:18:34,991 --> 00:18:36,191
- Ohh.
- Isn't that cool?
507
00:18:36,225 --> 00:18:37,793
Yeah. Caramel blended, please.
508
00:18:37,827 --> 00:18:39,294
- Man: You got it.
- Thank you.
509
00:18:39,548 --> 00:18:40,515
I'm very proud of you.
510
00:18:40,541 --> 00:18:41,181
Thank you.
511
00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:43,752
And you spoke from the
heart, and it worked.
512
00:18:45,802 --> 00:18:46,768
Yeah.
513
00:18:46,803 --> 00:18:48,770
Which is... [Chuckles]
514
00:18:48,805 --> 00:18:51,807
exactly what you told me
to do after I got demoted.
515
00:18:51,841 --> 00:18:52,841
What?
516
00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:53,712
I don't know.
517
00:18:53,738 --> 00:18:56,486
It's just... as soon as
I thought I found my voice,
518
00:18:56,512 --> 00:18:58,213
it turns out to just be a product
519
00:18:58,247 --> 00:19:00,048
of what other people tell me to say.
520
00:19:00,083 --> 00:19:02,918
You know, it's like, do I
have a single original thought?
521
00:19:02,952 --> 00:19:05,320
Of course you do. That
speech was all your idea.
522
00:19:05,355 --> 00:19:06,421
This whole thing was.
523
00:19:06,456 --> 00:19:08,023
I just gave you a little extra push.
524
00:19:08,091 --> 00:19:09,024
That's all.
525
00:19:09,058 --> 00:19:10,659
- Mm.
- Okay. All right.
526
00:19:10,693 --> 00:19:13,295
Maybe you've changed a
little bit because of me.
527
00:19:13,329 --> 00:19:16,062
But if some good comes
out of it, who cares?
528
00:19:16,585 --> 00:19:18,767
Everyone influences
the people around them.
529
00:19:18,957 --> 00:19:21,485
Stephie turned me on to caramel blendeds,
530
00:19:21,511 --> 00:19:22,964
and now I have three a day.
531
00:19:23,042 --> 00:19:23,905
- Three a day?
- Mm-hmm.
532
00:19:23,940 --> 00:19:25,941
- That seems like way too many.
- Mm.
533
00:19:25,975 --> 00:19:27,109
With whipped cream, right?
534
00:19:27,143 --> 00:19:28,944
Yeah, I dig it the most.
535
00:19:28,978 --> 00:19:30,812
Thank you.
536
00:19:33,679 --> 00:19:34,612
What?
537
00:19:35,385 --> 00:19:36,351
Nothing.
538
00:19:36,996 --> 00:19:37,753
What?
539
00:19:38,176 --> 00:19:38,892
Nothing.
540
00:19:38,918 --> 00:19:40,489
Narrator: Perhaps Zelda was right.
541
00:19:40,523 --> 00:19:43,258
After all, Jordan is
wearing a shawl collar
542
00:19:43,292 --> 00:19:44,459
because of Andrew.
543
00:19:44,494 --> 00:19:47,095
Lora got Dinesh into Greek salads.
544
00:19:47,130 --> 00:19:49,698
Stephie started listening to this podcast
545
00:19:49,732 --> 00:19:51,767
based on Zelda's suggestion.
546
00:19:51,801 --> 00:19:54,803
Big Bird bought a pair
of sunglasses at Barneys.
547
00:19:54,837 --> 00:19:55,937
Stu liked them so much,
548
00:19:55,972 --> 00:19:57,839
he bought the same pair at Nordstrom's
549
00:19:57,874 --> 00:19:59,441
with Andrew's gift card.
550
00:19:59,475 --> 00:20:03,845
Everyone is connected, some
more closely than others.
551
00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:05,847
[Mid-tempo music plays]
552
00:20:05,882 --> 00:20:08,684
It's a real shame that
more movies and TV shows
553
00:20:08,718 --> 00:20:10,752
don't pass the Bechdel test, Zelda.
554
00:20:10,787 --> 00:20:12,287
I couldn't agree more.
555
00:20:12,321 --> 00:20:13,889
Especially in this day and age.
556
00:20:13,923 --> 00:20:17,426
Mm, and women have so much more
to talk about than just guys.
557
00:20:17,460 --> 00:20:20,429
Totally. Quite frankly, it's insulting.
558
00:20:20,463 --> 00:20:21,499
Mm.
559
00:20:21,525 --> 00:20:23,573
Hey, if there are two women talking
560
00:20:23,599 --> 00:20:25,367
about the Bechdel test in a scene,
561
00:20:25,401 --> 00:20:27,035
does that pass the Bechdel test?
562
00:20:27,070 --> 00:20:29,171
That's a good question, Stephie.
563
00:20:29,205 --> 00:20:31,006
Yeah, I think it does.
564
00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:33,141
[Ding! Ding! Ding!]
565
00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:35,509
So are gonna go out with
that roadie for ZZ Top again?
566
00:20:35,534 --> 00:20:37,534
Yeah. He was really cute.
567
00:20:37,559 --> 00:20:39,120
***
568
00:20:39,121 --> 00:20:41,121
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