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- Firing pin.
- Hammer.

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- Easy game. Name the gun part.
- Breech bolt.

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- Muzzle.
- Point for Steve. Good one.

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- Breech bolt.
- Steve guessed it.

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<i>- Yeah, what are you, an idiot?
- Say that in mein bowl. l dare you.</i>

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Wow, Hayley, some dye job.
The carpet match the curtains?

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- What did you do?
- l dyed it at a Green Party rally.

8
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You missed family game night for that? Wash
it out. You look like a slutty wad of money.

9
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- No way.
- Yes, way. She started it.

10
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- lt's my hair. l'm keeping it.
- What's wrong with that girl?

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Do l have to smell of BO and hump
a redwood to get through to her?

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Stan, l'm sure this green hair thing is a phase.
l bet by tomorrow she'll already be over it.

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Something tells me you're right.

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Sandman's a-calling.
Shh. That's right. That's right.

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Big Foot's baking sugar cookies
and Santa wants to take you to the Oscars.

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- How's your French toast?
- Smelly and ungrateful.

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But this American toast is delicious.

18
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Well, Sleeping Beauty's finally up.

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Nice dome. You're almost as ugly as Roger.

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l'm not ugly. Am l?

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- How dare you.
- How dare l? How dare l?

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l was at the shooting range and left in
my earplugs. Did you say ''How dare l''?

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- Mom.
- Stan, how could you?

24
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How could l? How could l?
Sorry. Backup pair.

25
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lt's OK, honey.
You don't look like a giant penis.

26
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How can l go to school with no hair?

27
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- Already got you covered.
- Wigs?

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Notjust any wigs. These are styled after
our most revered Republican first ladies.

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The Barbara Bush. The Nancy Reagan.
The Maria Shriver.

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- Stay tuned.
- Those are terrible.

31
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Most girls have to go through chemo
to get a wig this nice.

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Do me a favour. Stay out of my life.

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How do l look now, Steve?
Pretty enough for you? Forget it.

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Turn down that rap music.
lt's a bad influence.

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l swear, yo,
shorty be leaning on my last nerve.

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What do you expect?
You shaved her head in her sleep.

37
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And putting her hand in that bowl
of warm water, that was just overkill.

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l wanted to see if it works. lt totally does.

39
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- Finally.
- Mom, is my wig straight?

40
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Perfect. What is that? Horsehair?

41
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- Jeff's here. Later.
- Who's Jeff?

42
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My boyfriend. Don't wait up.

43
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How can she be old enough to have
a boyfriend? She still wets her bed.

44
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Stan, you're so stressed. You want me
to make you happy with my mouth?

45
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Yeah, l guess so.

46
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- That helps a little.
- Maybe you'd feel better if we met this boy.

47
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Why don't we have him over for dinner?

48
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That's brilliant, Francine.
Now rephrase it so it sounds like my idea.

49
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Man, that dance is gonna be a rager.

50
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Yeah. lt's too bad we can't get dates.

51
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What? Fellas, girls wanna get down
just as bad as we do. Here, here, watch.

52
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Hey, foxy.

53
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- You got something to say, Barry?
- Easy, Steve. We're just not studs.

54
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Geeks don't get the choice babes until
we're making cash in our mid-to-late 30s.

55
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You know what?
Not only am l going to that dance,

56
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but l'll bet each of you 20 bucks
l also get boob.

57
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- Bring back the bra to prove it?
- l'll do you one better.

58
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l'll wear it back.
No, actually, l'll just bring it.

59
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My surfboard nails me in the head
and l go down like a bag of rocks.

60
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And just then
my life flashes before my eyes,

61
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and l'm bored.

62
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He's bored. You took us
the other way with it, Jeff. Thank you.

63
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l just hope one day l too have a daughter
who's as smart and wonderful as Hayley.

64
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lsn't he sweet, Stan?

65
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He sure is. Next time l'm out of
Jolly Ranchers l'm just gonna suck on Jeff.

66
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Jeff, you were so good at dinner.

67
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Babe, we're good together. Which is why
l was thinking you should move in with me.

68
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lt's only been three weeks.
l don't think my dad would be too happy.

69
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Babe, your dad digs me.
l can tell he wants us to be together.

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Great. Now it's officially a sausage-fest.

71
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See you tomorrow, fellas. Hey, Sanchez,
try to get to work on time for a change.

72
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No fair. Don't make me come up there.

73
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Yeah? Yeah, you better fly.

74
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What a bunch of clowns.

75
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There. Now you can talk
and we took care of that moustache.

76
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- Are you insane? You can'tjust abduct me.
- Don't you use that word in this house.

77
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l liberated you. Maybe now you'll
think twice before dating the wrong guy.

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- There's nothing wrong with Jeff.
- l forbid you to see him.

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- Stan, l'm not sure we...
- Francine, wait in the car.

80
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This is for your own good.
Jeff was much too relaxed at dinner.

81
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- He had the laid-back attitude of a stone man.
- You mean a stoner?

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- Go wait in the car.
- You can't do this. l'm 18.

83
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While you're under my roof,
you'll live by my rules.

84
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Dude, this is your house. And you're alive.

85
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Guess what? l don't have
to listen to your rules any more.

86
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- l'm moving in with Jeff.
- What?

87
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- Right on, babe.
- Hayley, don't go.

88
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You get back here, Hayley.
No? l didn't want to have to use this.

89
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- Rhubarb.
- Rhubarb?

90
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Her trigger word.
l had her brainwashed at five.

91
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She's supposed to kill Walter Mondale,
but l guess it didn't take.

92
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- Come on, let's go to your place.
- This is my place.

93
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- What? You live in your van?
- No. We live in our van.

94
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My mom had me right where you're sitting.

95
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How could you not tell me
you live in your van?

96
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Babe, we did it, we took the plunge.

97
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Come celebrate on the patio.

98
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Can we get out of here?
l gotta get away from my parents.

99
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This van is our pen
and the road is our parchment,

100
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and together we'll drive a poem
across America.

101
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Yup, this is the spot.
We are right where we need to be.

102
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l gotta use the can.

103
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Stan. l can't believe our little girl moved out.

104
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Francine, you are gonna love this.

105
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Jeff - you know Jeff - Jeff lives in this van

106
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and the piece ofjunk
just broke down right outside.

107
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- She's not going anywhere.
- Stan, are you sure she's...

108
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At least the last time you ran away
you made it all the way to the stop sign.

109
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That's funny. l'm funny.

110
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- Don't egg her on. She'll never come back.
- She hates it in there.

111
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<i>By morning she'll be back wearing footsie
pyjamas, sucking on her Lion King blankie.</i>

112
00:08:05,883 --> 00:08:09,796
- But she got rid of those things years ago.
- Not in here she didn't.

113
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Stan. Our little girl is back.

114
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- l didn't order rude service.
- Roger, why aren't you in the attic?

115
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lt's so cold and draughty. Which is great
for a Michelob, but l gotta sleep there.

116
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That's good. That's not too bright. That's fine.

117
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Stan, she's still out there.

118
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What is she squatting over?
Hayley, that's not how you make coffee.

119
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- ls Roger moving into Hayley's room?
- No, he is not.

120
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Fine. l'll go up to the attic. l'm supposed to
bring pneumonia back to my planet anyway.

121
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Stan, l want my baby girl home.
Just go down there and apologise.

122
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No. No apologies. George W taught me that.

123
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l just have to remind her
how great life is at home.

124
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Keep tonight open. Marco and Sky are having
a wine-and-cheese thing in their Tercel.

125
00:09:02,609 --> 00:09:05,443
Hi, Hayley.
Got you a clown and a petting zoo.

126
00:09:05,529 --> 00:09:09,442
Sure you don't wanna move back in?
Maybe the clown will ride the pig.

127
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Man, we're having fun.

128
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- How long do l have you?
- Two hours.

129
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Go read to my wife.

130
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- How's the bra hunt coming?
- Making progress.

131
00:09:27,093 --> 00:09:30,094
A girl just groped me with her foot.

132
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What the heck? Since when
does Frankle reel in the babes?

133
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He's got the sympathy factor. His brother
got his arm stuck in a ski lift. Tore it right off.

134
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- Boy, that sucks.
- Not for Frankle.

135
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Sure, girls. l'll judge your kissing contest.

136
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- Good news, Francine.
- Hayley's back?

137
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- Even better. Say hello to your new daughter.
- What?

138
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- lsn't she beautiful?
- ls that a Chinese baby?

139
00:09:59,126 --> 00:10:03,670
- Sure is. Japanese, to be specific.
- Stan. l don't want a new daughter.

140
00:10:03,756 --> 00:10:06,627
Don't you get it? l want my Hayley.

141
00:10:09,262 --> 00:10:10,922
One of us pooped.

142
00:10:13,266 --> 00:10:16,884
Hayley, what happened?
You used to be so easy.

143
00:10:16,979 --> 00:10:18,770
- Eat your peas.
- Why?

144
00:10:18,855 --> 00:10:22,771
So you're strong enough to fight off
Clinton's sexual advances.

145
00:10:22,860 --> 00:10:25,731
There he is, right outside.

146
00:10:28,158 --> 00:10:31,608
Hey, did you hear?
Sanders just killed his first dictator.

147
00:10:31,703 --> 00:10:36,910
Well, first he was a US ally then a dictator.
Yeah, a dictator. l mean, it's good, l'm happy.

148
00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:40,618
We gotta celebrate. How about drinks
at the place with the buffet?

149
00:10:40,712 --> 00:10:43,629
- Great.
- So, Stan, did Hayley move back in?

150
00:10:43,715 --> 00:10:49,054
No. Francine is devastated. lf she's this upset
now, what'll she be like when Hayley dies?

151
00:10:49,138 --> 00:10:52,305
Have you talked to Hayley?
Let her know you want her home?

152
00:10:52,391 --> 00:10:56,010
Absolutely not.
l could never grovel to my own daughter.

153
00:10:56,103 --> 00:10:59,104
But l think l know someone who could.

154
00:10:59,190 --> 00:11:01,432
- Paper or plastic?
- Burlap.

155
00:11:01,526 --> 00:11:04,645
l too share your annoying concern
for the environment.

156
00:11:04,737 --> 00:11:08,782
- Dad?
- No. l am former communist named Petrov.

157
00:11:08,867 --> 00:11:13,825
l too embrace insane left-wing philosophies
which are best discussed in parents' home.

158
00:11:13,914 --> 00:11:16,120
- Dad, leave me alone.
- l've had enough.

159
00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:18,284
You're coming home or else.

160
00:11:18,376 --> 00:11:21,581
- Or else what?
- That'll be 38.40.

161
00:11:23,090 --> 00:11:27,633
Or else you can't use this. We gave you
this card and l can damn well take it back.

162
00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:31,552
- Fine. l don't need your money.
- Good, cos l'm cutting you off.

163
00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:34,510
- Petrov, go restock that stuff.
- Can't Susan do it?

164
00:11:34,602 --> 00:11:36,679
l on break in, like, two minutes.

165
00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:43,771
- Thanks for tutoring me.
- Did you hear about Frankle's brother's arm?

166
00:11:43,862 --> 00:11:47,694
Yeah. Poor Frankle.
l just wanted to hug him and never let go.

167
00:11:47,783 --> 00:11:52,611
Yeah, yeah. l remember
when my sister had her accident.

168
00:11:52,705 --> 00:11:57,497
<i>Did l not mention my sister, who was
horrifically burned over 98% of her body?</i>

169
00:11:57,585 --> 00:12:01,203
- That's terrible.
- Only her taint survived.

170
00:12:01,297 --> 00:12:05,958
OK, it's on. You pull this off and l'll convince
my parents to let you sleep in here.

171
00:12:06,052 --> 00:12:11,556
l've been studying. l even watched that Meg
Ryan movie where she plays that burn victim.

172
00:12:11,641 --> 00:12:15,935
- She never played a burn victim.
- Meg, honey.

173
00:12:16,021 --> 00:12:18,097
Kim, meet my sister Hayley.

174
00:12:18,648 --> 00:12:23,441
Time for your burn cream.
l hope l don't cry like last time.

175
00:12:23,529 --> 00:12:26,945
- What happened?
- l was dating a pool guy.

176
00:12:27,032 --> 00:12:32,074
He thought it would be kinky to give
each other chlorine massages. l went first.

177
00:12:32,162 --> 00:12:34,951
- That's cooling.
- How awful.

178
00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:38,326
- l know. l'm hideous.
- You are so not hideous.

179
00:12:38,420 --> 00:12:40,542
- Don't tease me.
- No, really.

180
00:12:40,630 --> 00:12:44,248
lt's your eyes
and the unique shape of your head.

181
00:12:44,342 --> 00:12:46,418
l think you're beautiful.

182
00:12:46,511 --> 00:12:48,968
And Steve's been a super little brother -

183
00:12:49,056 --> 00:12:52,223
freezing my Snickers,
sticking me in the shade outside.

184
00:12:52,309 --> 00:12:55,927
- Steve, that is so sweet.
- l know. Wanna go to the dance?

185
00:12:56,021 --> 00:12:58,726
- l'd love to.
- Great. Well, see you, Hayley.

186
00:13:00,109 --> 00:13:02,481
l am beautiful.

187
00:13:03,528 --> 00:13:05,937
Saw my tushie.

188
00:13:13,831 --> 00:13:17,664
lmpressive. A lesbian of colour
couldn't have done a betterjob.

189
00:13:17,752 --> 00:13:20,374
l'd give it an A. lf you had paid your tuition.

190
00:13:20,463 --> 00:13:24,296
What? But l'm paid up for the semester. Dad.

191
00:13:24,385 --> 00:13:27,171
There are no free rides here.

192
00:13:27,262 --> 00:13:31,094
- You have three days to pay your tuition.
- A semester's tuition?

193
00:13:31,183 --> 00:13:34,635
How am l supposed
to come up with 85 bucks in three days?

194
00:13:34,728 --> 00:13:37,813
Welcome to House of Hoagies.
Can l get you a sandwich

195
00:13:37,898 --> 00:13:40,188
with nothing on it?

196
00:13:41,819 --> 00:13:44,311
- Bring me a beer.
- l just brought you one.

197
00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:47,739
Yeah, this one's to drown my crabs.

198
00:13:49,285 --> 00:13:51,409
Don't worry, doll. lt gets easier.

199
00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:55,079
At least l'm not being exploited
like these poor strippers.

200
00:13:55,166 --> 00:14:00,126
- Sweetie, these girls are being empowered.
- Yeah, right.

201
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:02,670
Think about it. They show their breasts,

202
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:07,754
and men hand over hundreds
of their hard-earned dollars.

203
00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:11,840
Who's really being exploited here?

204
00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:15,019
To quote Camille Paglia,
they are sexual conquerors,

205
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:19,351
controlling the channel between nature
and culture. Take it off, bitch.

206
00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:21,684
Camille Paglia?

207
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:27,905
<i>- Everything work out with Hayley?
- No, l had to cut her off like a diseased hand.</i>

208
00:14:27,993 --> 00:14:31,279
Like any diseased hand,
she'll soon come flopping back.

209
00:14:31,372 --> 00:14:34,576
- They always do.
- l got her right where l want her.

210
00:14:34,667 --> 00:14:36,825
All right, gentlemen.

211
00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:40,205
Let's welcome to the stage, Dusty.

212
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:48,886
My God. What is she doing?

213
00:14:48,973 --> 00:14:54,846
Pretending to ride a horse. lf you wanna see
a real horse you gotta go to the track.

214
00:14:56,774 --> 00:14:59,347
We're all leaving. The girls here are vugly.

215
00:14:59,443 --> 00:15:01,685
We can't leave, we just got here.

216
00:15:08,452 --> 00:15:12,035
Somebody pulled the alarm.
You know what that means.

217
00:15:12,123 --> 00:15:16,999
Dusty, you're on fire,
and that's a double dance for you.

218
00:15:20,465 --> 00:15:22,589
- How could you let Hayley do this?
- What?

219
00:15:22,676 --> 00:15:24,834
Don't play dumb. She's stripping.

220
00:15:24,928 --> 00:15:29,840
Showing people her Ho Hos,
her Ding Dongs, her Suzy Q's, her...

221
00:15:29,933 --> 00:15:34,928
God, what are those called, the little
pink with coconut? They're really good.

222
00:15:35,022 --> 00:15:36,766
- Snowballs?
- You bastard.

223
00:15:36,857 --> 00:15:39,728
- l didn't know she was stripping.
- Don't lie to me.

224
00:15:39,818 --> 00:15:42,393
For real. She said she was out torching SUVs.

225
00:15:42,489 --> 00:15:44,861
- l'd never be cool with stripping.
- Really?

226
00:15:44,950 --> 00:15:48,531
Yeah. l've dated three strippers
and two of them turned up dead.

227
00:15:48,619 --> 00:15:53,246
The cops always go to the boyfriend with
the van. That's profiling, and that's wrong.

228
00:15:53,334 --> 00:15:57,461
That's the price you pay for the
sweet pleasure of van ownership. Let's go.

229
00:16:00,257 --> 00:16:04,208
Kim. You look great.
But the dance isn't for two hours.

230
00:16:04,303 --> 00:16:09,380
Yeah, but l gotta be up early for church camp,
so l thought we'd fool around beforehand.

231
00:16:09,850 --> 00:16:12,139
Thank you, Jesus.

232
00:16:13,187 --> 00:16:16,272
Wait. Can l say hi to your charred sister first?

233
00:16:16,357 --> 00:16:20,058
l was thinking some mascara.
You know, to draw focus to my eyes.

234
00:16:20,152 --> 00:16:23,902
You know, some blush
would really bring out your cheekbones.

235
00:16:23,990 --> 00:16:27,739
l love that idea. Paint me, paint me.

236
00:16:35,377 --> 00:16:37,750
Yeah. Who's your daddy?

237
00:16:37,839 --> 00:16:39,416
- l am.
- Dad.

238
00:16:39,507 --> 00:16:43,421
Blow up many 4Runners today
or did you 4get?

239
00:16:43,512 --> 00:16:46,631
- Jeff, l'll do the talking.
- Let me go.

240
00:16:46,722 --> 00:16:51,349
- Hey, she's not going anywhere.
- Yeah? Who's gonna stop me?

241
00:16:51,436 --> 00:16:56,975
l see. Well, l don't want any trouble.
l'll just be on my merry little way.

242
00:17:01,989 --> 00:17:07,280
Hey, Bo Peep, l know
where you can find your sheep. ln hell.

243
00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:16,576
Hayley, are you in there? l brought some
fresh laundry and rinsed out your tinkle can.

244
00:17:16,671 --> 00:17:19,162
Hello?

245
00:17:21,384 --> 00:17:24,054
Hayley's working at a booby bar?

246
00:17:24,137 --> 00:17:26,972
And she traded shifts with Tina?

247
00:17:27,056 --> 00:17:30,093
What does Tina have to do
that's so important?

248
00:17:30,185 --> 00:17:32,972
Wait. This isn't about Tina.

249
00:17:33,063 --> 00:17:35,139
This isn't about Tina.

250
00:17:35,232 --> 00:17:38,483
lt's never been about Tina.

251
00:17:38,569 --> 00:17:42,353
Kim, we are running out of time
if we're gonna, you know, get busy.

252
00:17:42,448 --> 00:17:45,117
Here l come.

253
00:17:45,869 --> 00:17:48,954
You look gorgeous.
Doesn't she look gorgeous?

254
00:17:49,038 --> 00:17:51,612
Stunning. Can l talk to you, sis?

255
00:17:51,708 --> 00:17:54,378
Cut it out. l should be
touching her na-nas now.

256
00:17:54,461 --> 00:17:56,537
All you had to do was sit and be ugly.

257
00:17:56,629 --> 00:17:59,583
- l am not ugly.
- Steve.

258
00:17:59,675 --> 00:18:04,087
That's not what l said. Tell her.
Or maybe you don't want this room any more.

259
00:18:04,179 --> 00:18:08,426
He wants to lock me in the attic
like l'm some kind of disgusting monster.

260
00:18:08,517 --> 00:18:10,012
- You are.
- Shut up.

261
00:18:10,103 --> 00:18:12,344
You shut up.

262
00:18:13,814 --> 00:18:16,934
l never want to see you again, Steve.

263
00:18:17,027 --> 00:18:19,232
Roger, l thought we had a deal.

264
00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:22,736
Rouge can make a fella
do crazy things, Steve.

265
00:18:22,824 --> 00:18:26,074
- Sorry l ruined your plan.
- Sorry l called you ugly.

266
00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:29,495
Well, l guess l'll go let the guys know
l'm a loser after all.

267
00:18:29,581 --> 00:18:31,538
Steve, wait.

268
00:18:31,624 --> 00:18:33,831
Kimmy loaned this to me.

269
00:18:33,919 --> 00:18:37,288
Roger, you are beautiful.

270
00:18:41,635 --> 00:18:43,877
Way to go, Mr S.

271
00:18:45,931 --> 00:18:47,971
You're so hot.

272
00:18:52,690 --> 00:18:57,481
l remember now.
l was gonna be a civil engineer.

273
00:18:58,945 --> 00:19:01,402
What are you gonna do? Tickle me to death?

274
00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:14,704
- You're coming home.
- l don't have to listen to you.

275
00:19:14,795 --> 00:19:17,168
Stop. Just stop right there.

276
00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:20,673
We've tried doing things your way
and it's made things worse.

277
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:24,710
- But she's making so many mistakes.
- You sound just like my father.

278
00:19:24,806 --> 00:19:28,721
- He never supported my choices.
- My dad didn't support me either.

279
00:19:28,810 --> 00:19:31,384
- That's why l started stripping.
- Me too.

280
00:19:31,479 --> 00:19:34,397
- Same here.
- Yeah. Plus my uncle touched me.

281
00:19:34,483 --> 00:19:39,192
- l never meant to drive Hayley away.
- Stan, we need to listen to these ho bags.

282
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:42,115
Hayley will make mistakes,
but they're hers to make,

283
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:45,818
and as parents the most important thing
we can do is be supportive.

284
00:19:45,911 --> 00:19:48,947
Supportive? Yes.

285
00:19:52,752 --> 00:19:55,243
Shake it, baby. You will not break it.

286
00:19:55,338 --> 00:19:57,414
lt took me nine months to make it.

287
00:19:57,506 --> 00:20:01,457
- Give me some more singles.
- You used to look like that.

288
00:20:01,553 --> 00:20:04,258
- What are you guys doing?
- Being supportive.

289
00:20:04,347 --> 00:20:08,641
l've been treating you like a little girl
and, well, you're a grown woman.

290
00:20:08,727 --> 00:20:11,515
You've made that clear
during that Jay-Z song.

291
00:20:11,605 --> 00:20:14,274
- Come back home, honey.
- What do you say?

292
00:20:14,358 --> 00:20:18,936
- Give your old man a second chance?
- l'll think about it.

293
00:20:19,030 --> 00:20:23,692
You have terrific parents. l guess you're
done here and you'll be going back home?

294
00:20:23,785 --> 00:20:28,327
Yeah. Then again, the girls are really nice
and the money's awesome.

295
00:20:28,414 --> 00:20:31,203
Nah, l think l'll stay. Hit it, Ron.

296
00:20:37,925 --> 00:20:39,752
That's gross.

297
00:20:39,843 --> 00:20:43,462
That's the one place
you want them to have hair.

298
00:20:46,517 --> 00:20:49,721
- l got a good one.
- ''Quivix''? That's not a word.

299
00:20:49,812 --> 00:20:53,145
- lt is on my planet.
- ls it a proper noun?

300
00:20:53,232 --> 00:20:55,142
- Damn.
- l'm going out with Jeff.

301
00:20:55,234 --> 00:20:57,441
- Hey, be home by 11.
- Dad.

302
00:20:57,529 --> 00:21:00,898
- OK. Just be safe.
- Thanks, Daddy.

303
00:21:02,951 --> 00:21:07,661
Do you have visual? Stay three car lengths
behind and check in with me every half-hour.

304
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:13,749
Yes, l know she's got a great ass.
Stay on it.



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