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American Dad
Episode 301
Camp Refoogee
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www.forom.com
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Synchronisation by Kemar
Transcript by Raceman
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Four, three, two, one!
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Steve, please look
at these camp brochures.
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Dad, for the millionth time,
I don't want to go to summer camp.
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But Camp Pokanda's got a lake.
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Steve, come with me if you want to live...
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at home this summer.
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Ah, basil and snail poison.
The sweet smell of summer.
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Hey, you should plant some of those, uh...
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I don't know what you call them here...
Hitler melons.
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Good news, I found a camp
that still has an opening.
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Dad, I don't want to go to camp.
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It's hot and there's always
something crawling in your sleeping bag
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like a spider or a counselor.
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Just let me tend to my posies.
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Stan, he doesn't want to go to camp.
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But I spent my summers at camp
and I had the time of my life.
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I want him to have
that same experience.
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And besides, gardening's gay.
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I'll have you know,
James Coburn had a garden.
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I'm sick of your lies about Coburn.
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These are mean streets we live on.
Streets soaked with blood.
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I just fished a dead hooker
out of the canal.
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Roger, what are you talking about?
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Oh, it's my new hard-boiled PI character.
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I find role-playing helps me cope with the
soul-crushing boredom around this place.
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May I proceed?
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- Um, okay...
- Shut your hole, crazy broad.
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I had to call that poor dead girl's parents.
Do you have any idea what that's like?
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Do you?
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Damn this city.
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And scene.
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All the camps are full, so we'll just make
our own in the backyard.
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It'll be like Meatballs.
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I'll be Bill Murray and you'll be
that kid that no one remembers.
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One tent, please.
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He was also in My Bodyguard.
Terrific film.
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What the hell is his name?
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Sorry, all our tents have been donated.
We're shipping them off to some camp.
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Did you say camp?
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Look, is there any way you can
get my kid in this camp?
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Well, it's pretty overcrowded.
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My son doesn't take up much space.
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And neither does
my good friend Ben Franklin.
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Yeah, he fits in your jeans real nice.
Don'tcha, Ben?
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- Indubitably.
- Dad!
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Steve, camp is an amazing place.
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You get to swim in the lake, drink bug juice,
ring the bell if you win the Camp-A-Lympics.
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Oh, and then there's "camp love."
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It's such an intense experience,
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like winning the Grammy
for Best R&B performance, duo or group.
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Dad, for the last time,
you were not in Boyz II Men.
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Whatever.
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So it's settled. Be sure to write.
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How could you send Steve off
to some camp you know nothing about?
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I'm not an idiot, Francine.
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I have a receipt and a tracking number.
He's with some tents. It's fine.
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Look, it's a legitimate place.
It's called Camp Refoogee.
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It doesn't say "refoogee."
It says "refugee."
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You sent our son to a refugee camp?
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Has anybody seen a Care Bears towel?
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It had Luck Bear on the front.
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I mean I think you call it Luck Bear
because he had a clover on his chest.
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I also had a collapsible cup.
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Just so we're clear,
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you will not return home
from Africa without my son.
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I'm going with you.
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If I can just hold a refugee's hand
and look them in the eye,
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they'll know someone cares.
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Okay, Bono, settle down.
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So, this is a refugee camp?
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I have to say not that bad.
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There's sun, sand. It's like Arizona.
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Although here they probably
celebrate Martin Luther King Day.
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Look, the UN is here.
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I'm going to go ask them how I can help.
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Okay, but the plane leaves in 30 minutes.
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Hello. Stan Smith. American.
32-inch vertical leap.
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- I'm looking for my son.
- You must mean the white boy.
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Oh, come on, why does it always have
to be a racial thing with you blacks?
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- I can take you to him.
- Thank you. What's your name?
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I am Wabuto Kawanga Kumali.
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I'll call you Hot Rod.
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Wong's Imperial Wok.
You order Empress Plate?
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What? Too broad?
Or not broad enough?
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'Cause I've got some incredibly
racist buck teeth in my pocket.
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You won't like yourself, but you'll laugh.
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Oh, Roger, I'm just feeling
lonely without Steve.
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We were supposed to go
to an art opening tomorrow.
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Art opening? Hell, I'll go.
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I got this college professor character
I've been dying to try out.
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Hey, you should do a character, too.
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- I don't know.
- Oh, come on.
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It'll help you pull your head out
of the oven. Now, who ya gonna be?
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And it's crucial that it be organic
to my professor character.
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Ooh, how about a professor's wife?
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I don't really care.
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You owe me $32.50.
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This is a spilled can of motor oil.
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No substitution.
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Steve!
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Steve!
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Dad!
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Dad, get me out of here.
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I just want to go home, and never
think about stupid camp again.
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Stupid camp?
No, no, camp is good.
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If only I could make you see.
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That's it.
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Steve, you're not gonna miss out
on camp after all.
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We're staying in Africa.
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What?
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We've got tents, a river, campers.
Everything we need is here.
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People, listen up.
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I've got great news.
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We're turning this hot, dusty wasteland
into what it should have been all along :
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a summer camp.
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Welcome to Camp Refoogee.
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By the way, this kind of fun isn't free.
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I'm gonna need checks
from all your parents.
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How can you all gorge yourselves
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on roast beef while refugees starve?
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I, for one, am going to spend
my short time here
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outside helping those poor people.
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Hey, that's our plane.
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Dad, what's going on?
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We're staying for a few weeks and
turning this place into a summer camp.
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A few weeks?
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Steak, medium.
Little pink in the middle.
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Pinker than that.
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Okay, remember,
I'm Professor Jordan Edelstein.
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My key stats : IQ 140, near-sighted,
and I once spent a sexually
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experimental weekend with Allen Ginsberg.
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And I'm Amanda Lane.
I didn't take your name.
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That's fine 'cause you converted for me.
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Your parents weren't too happy
about you marrying a Hebrew
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but then my book started selling and
they changed that tune right quick.
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I was thinking we've been
married about 17 years.
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Perfect.
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And I'm the head of the political science
department at Harvard, thank you very much.
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Political science?
You should be an economics professor.
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What? No.
I make my own backstory.
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Besides, I freakin' hate economics.
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Fine, if you want to waste your life
with political science, go ahead.
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God, you sound just like your mother.
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You're just slightly better
at this than I expected.
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That horseshoe pit's
really coming along there...
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- What's his name?
- Rahsaan Bikila Mosi.
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Well done, Skittles.
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Get up, Steve.
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When I was at camp,
I never sat around doing nothing.
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I played sports. I wrote cheers.
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I was the first one to rhyme
"ooh ungawa" with "powa."
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Didn't copyright it.
Lost millions.
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Dad, no matter what you do, I'll
never have your camp experience,
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because this place is never
gonna be a real summer camp.
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Right on time.
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I ordered an air-drop from the CIA.
We're in desperate need of supplies.
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Uncle Stan, is it fresh water?
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- Better.
- Malaria pills?
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Better.
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- It looks like fruit.
- Are they Hitler melons?
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No. What?
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No, they're tetherballs.
Oh, and look at this.
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Camp T-shirts.
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E! Entertainment?
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This sucks.
I wanna go home.
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Hi. I'm Makeva.
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- You're Uncle Stan's son.
- Thank you.
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So I'm going to the camp dance tonight.
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Maybe I'll see you there?
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Someone's robbin' the cradle of civilization.
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Dad!
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Makeva! Dinner!
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Got it!
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Oh, man, it is so on.
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You just found your camp love.
Pound it.
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- Dad, I...
- Pound it!
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This is the real thing, Steve.
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I still remember my first camp love.
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Tommy Bennett. No-no, Amy Bennett.
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Why would I say Tommy?
Anyway...
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I'd never felt that way before
and I haven't since.
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Just three words of advice :
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Hall & Oates.
Chicks dig 'em.
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Okay, campers, time for the swim test,
so just jump right in.
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We never go in the water.
It's too close to the Bawango rebel camp.
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Ah, yes, the rich kids camp.
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No, they are the ones
who destroyed our village
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and forced us here.
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Our old rivals.
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Well, I think it's time
they were taken down a notch.
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Be cautious. They are a fierce people
who refuse to make peace.
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"Makepeace."
"Chris Makepeace."
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That was the kid from Meatballs.
Thank you.
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Their leader Ozomatli is a cruel man.
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Ooh, boy, I'm not feeling so good.
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I'm sweaty, queasy.
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I think I gotta bad case of...
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full-moon fever!
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What the hell is this?
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Apologies, General Ozomatli,
that is my kaleidoscope.
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Congratulations, you just lost an arm.
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Ooh, wait, wait! Let me just get
the stuff out of my left pocket.
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- Sorry about that.
- Oh, that's okay.
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I'm Rick, and this is Candy.
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I'm Amanda, and this is my husband Jordan.
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We just moved to Langley Falls.
Rick's a pediatrician and I teach first grade.
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Oh, that's got to be good for business.
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She trips 'em on the playground,
then sends 'em your way for bandaging.
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They're on to us, Cand!
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Well, it was nice meeting you two.
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That was so fun.
I wish it didn't have to end.
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Let's have 'em over for dinner.
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Oh, Stan doesn't like dinner parties.
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Well, I don't know who this Stan yutz is,
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but you're married to
Professor Jordan Edelstein,
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PhD, and he fancies a dinner party.
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Great, let's have them over for Shabbas!
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Keep your voice down. We're at the club.
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All right, Camp Refoogee,
we got a special request
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dedication from Skittles to Li'l Oprah.
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This necklace has a tooth
from the snake I killed.
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With it you'll always have
the heart of Africa.
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Open your mouth, lead with the tongue.
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Dad!
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That's how I kissed Amy Bennet at camp.
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I don't want your camp experience, okay.
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I was making my own experience
and you ruined it!
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Makeva!
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- Uncle Stan, it's the Bawango!
- Camp Bawango?
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Oh, it's a panty raid!
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I was not expecting that.
Touche, rich kids!
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Whoa, that seems a bit excessive.
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Steve!
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Hey, take the panties.
Leave the girl!
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Dad, they just kidnapped Makeva!
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Alright, I understand "kidnapped."
But what is "Makeva"?
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Ugh, I bet that little girl
they stole could have told me.
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Nooo.
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Mr. Tetherball...
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Oh, your days of pole-wrapping
are through, sir...
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and I salute you!
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Dad, you have to help me get Makeva back.
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But I don't know what to do.
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"I don't know what to do."
You can act like a man!
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There's no hitting at Camp Refoogee.
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Look, the Bawango rebels ruined our camp
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and took one of your campers.
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Are you going to let them
get away with that?
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Don't move, Steve.
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Just give them your credit card
and we'll cancel it when we get home.
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Dad, these are your campers.
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They're rallying around you.
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Oh, yes, right, right.
Thanks, fellas.
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You're right, Steve.
We've got to get your girl.
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And there's only one way to deal
with these vicious rebels.
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Camp-A-Lympics?
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That's right.
We challenge you.
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I accept the challenge.
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If we win, we get the girl
and the refugees get their land back.
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And if we win, we get the girl
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and the beautiful
"E! Entertainment Television" T-shirts.
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- Dad!
- Fine, fine.
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You're on!
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Now, that lamp there we bought back in '89.
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I remember the year 'cause
Amanda and I had just seen Old Gringo
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and I wanted something heavy
to bash my head in.
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You have a story for everything,
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even the wallpaper.
Where did you say it was from?
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Egypt.
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We were there while Jordan was doing
research for his economics dissertation...
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Mandy, a moment?
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I told you, I don't study economics.
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- I am a political scientist!
- That's right.
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Oh, well, too late now.
I said economics.
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It's been established.
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Candy.
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Candy, Candy, Candy.
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I can't let you go.
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Uh, how much do you weigh, Candy?
100, what do you figure, maybe 105?
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I guess about that.
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Pret-ty fit, tight.
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My wife used to look like you.
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Let's not get nasty, Professor.
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I'm just saying to the attractive girl
that you used to look good.
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Before you went to rehab.
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- I never went to rehab.
- You have now.
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It's been established.
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Let the games begin!
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I like big butts
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and I cannot lie.
You other brothers can't deny
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That when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty
waist. And a round thing in your face
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You get sprung.
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The fourth guy I should have married
instead of Jordan
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was Bradford Dorn III.
He had a yacht.
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And a backbone.
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You're boring our guests
with your pathetic rants, dear.
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Make me another drink, Jordan.
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He justifies his existence by mixing a
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passable cocktail.
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Yes, Love, whatever Love wants.
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- Amanda wears a hairpiece.
- What?!
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Oh yeah, worst case of female pattern
baldness the doctor's ever seen.
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Well, maybe if you'd studied medicine
rather than economics,
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you'd be able to help me.
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In the words of every sitcom
character in the early '90s,
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and everyone in the Midwest
through the rest of the '90s,
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"Don't go there."
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Come on, Professor.
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Tell the kids about all the
economics conventions you attend
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discussing economics
with the economics people.
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Tell them how you killed our baby, Amanda.
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Jordan, no!
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Real, real tragedy.
Amanda was drunk, of course,
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and she wasn't watching the pool.
We were at Lake Geneva.
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I was receiving an award for my work in...
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what was it, dear?
Economics?!
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I wanted to have another child, but her
uterus was polluted from all the syphilis.
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You bastard!
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The score is tied leading
into the final event :
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the footrace.
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I want to run, Dad. It's my girl,
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- my race.
- I'm proud of you, son.
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All of Camp Refoogee is behind you.
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So keep your hand on your wallet.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I can't help myself. I'm terrible.
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With this you'll always have
the heart of Africa.
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Stevie, boom-ba-yey!
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Stevie, boom-ba-yey!
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Guys, there's a lion.
Guys, lion.
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Never mind.
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Way to go, Champ!
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Oh, here comes your girl.
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Get ready for your victory kiss.
Don't think of Tony Bennett...
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But...
I-I won the race for you.
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I'm sorry, Steve,
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but I'm kind of a crazy chick.
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- Is it over?
- Yes.
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- Are we going to be okay?
- Yes.
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Do you think maybe the baby
couldn't have drowned in the pool?
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No, you left the gate open
and she sank like a stone.
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You have to live with that
for the rest of your life.
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Hey, Champ.
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- Camp love can be tough, huh?
- How would you know?
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You got your camp love.
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00:19:33,447 --> 00:19:34,593
Actually...
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- I didn't.
- What?
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I loved Amy Bennett,
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but the part I didn't tell you was
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she didn't love me back.
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She broke my heart.
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00:19:45,538 --> 00:19:48,750
I guess I ended up having
your camp experience after all.
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00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:50,460
Yeah, I guess you did.
356
00:19:50,945 --> 00:19:53,521
Hey, Steve, you know the
good thing about first love?
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It's the first of many.
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So, how'd you get over Amy?
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00:19:57,575 --> 00:20:00,972
Well, son, as you grow older,
you'll find that the hurt fades away...
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00:20:00,997 --> 00:20:04,022
Why, Amy?!
Why don't you love me?!
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00:20:07,668 --> 00:20:09,522
It's going to be okay, Dad.
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00:20:09,546 --> 00:20:11,363
Don't you dare patronize me!
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00:20:11,397 --> 00:20:14,362
Aaamy!
Aaaamyyyy!
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I don't want to live!
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00:20:26,766 --> 00:20:28,543
Thank God we're going home.
366
00:20:28,557 --> 00:20:30,641
I think I gained the "African 20."
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00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:33,440
Seriously? I threw away
more food than I ate.
368
00:20:33,456 --> 00:20:35,552
Everyone is on the buses and ready to go.
369
00:20:35,578 --> 00:20:37,512
I hate the last day of camp.
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00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:39,492
You better write me
when you get home, H-Rod.
371
00:20:39,517 --> 00:20:42,280
We don't have homes.
The rebels destroyed everything.
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Oh, right.
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I guess I don't like thinking
about your horrible situation.
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Just like the rest of the world.
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00:20:49,226 --> 00:20:51,013
Shame on you.
376
00:20:51,936 --> 00:20:53,490
All right, dude, take it easy.
377
00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:58,712
Thanks, Dad.
Camp was awesome.
378
00:20:58,738 --> 00:21:00,931
Yeah, we'll never forget these guys...
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00:21:00,965 --> 00:21:03,040
Hot Rod...
Skittles...
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Brooklyn Pete...
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Sparkplug...
Reuniti...
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Whitey...
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Oh, that's you, Steve.
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