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Of Ice And Men 2 00:00:09,865 --> 00:00:13,369 www.forom.com 3 00:00:27,892 --> 00:00:31,335 Synchronisation : Kemar Transcript : Raceman 4 00:00:43,914 --> 00:00:45,164 Grandpa Klaus! 5 00:00:45,165 --> 00:00:49,016 I just came by to tell you one of my funny bedtime stories. 6 00:00:49,017 --> 00:00:52,159 Oh, tell me the one about how people used to believe in the Bible! 7 00:00:52,193 --> 00:00:53,714 Another time. 8 00:00:53,819 --> 00:00:57,198 No, this is the tale of Stan Smith... 9 00:00:57,232 --> 00:01:00,476 a man with a winter secret. 10 00:01:02,675 --> 00:01:04,260 Ah, Saturday... 11 00:01:04,264 --> 00:01:05,852 Sunday's Friday. 12 00:01:05,852 --> 00:01:08,691 Let's pack a picnic and go shoot rats in the junkyard. 13 00:01:08,693 --> 00:01:09,777 Sounds great. 14 00:01:09,779 --> 00:01:11,492 And afterwards, we can stop by the... 15 00:01:12,766 --> 00:01:14,153 Stan, are you okay? 16 00:01:15,928 --> 00:01:17,371 There it was. 17 00:01:17,375 --> 00:01:19,723 She knew exactly what it meant. 18 00:01:19,728 --> 00:01:22,233 From the first snowflake to the first thaw, 19 00:01:22,248 --> 00:01:24,283 Stan would become aloof, 20 00:01:24,398 --> 00:01:27,142 withdrawn, mysterious. 21 00:01:27,346 --> 00:01:28,612 Oh, Stan... 22 00:01:28,617 --> 00:01:30,561 - Can't this year be different? - No 23 00:01:31,215 --> 00:01:33,233 I have to be alone. 24 00:01:37,907 --> 00:01:40,430 Francine cried and cried. 25 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:44,612 And so what was a season of joy for most couples 26 00:01:44,936 --> 00:01:49,392 was a season of solitary despair for poor Francine. 27 00:01:53,725 --> 00:01:56,223 God, it's freezing in here. Why is the door open? 28 00:01:56,276 --> 00:02:00,200 Oh, Hayleykins, this snow reminds me of my planet so. 29 00:02:00,206 --> 00:02:01,771 It's starting again. 30 00:02:01,887 --> 00:02:05,053 Your dad went out in the middle of the night, and he hasn't come home. 31 00:02:05,065 --> 00:02:06,321 Where do you think he goes? 32 00:02:06,326 --> 00:02:07,322 No idea. 33 00:02:07,326 --> 00:02:09,091 But ask me if I want a mimosa. 34 00:02:09,095 --> 00:02:10,951 That's a question I can answer. 35 00:02:12,627 --> 00:02:14,941 Oh, my God, Stan, you're bleeding! 36 00:02:14,948 --> 00:02:16,262 Where have you been?! 37 00:02:16,267 --> 00:02:18,580 Sorry, that's for me to know and you to find out. 38 00:02:18,687 --> 00:02:20,310 But I never want you to find out. 39 00:02:20,448 --> 00:02:22,402 So it's just for me to know. 40 00:02:22,407 --> 00:02:23,963 Stan, I'm your wife. 41 00:02:23,965 --> 00:02:26,201 If something's wrong, I want to help you. 42 00:02:26,215 --> 00:02:28,350 Oh, so by that logic, if something is right, 43 00:02:28,357 --> 00:02:29,703 you'll want to hinder me. 44 00:02:29,706 --> 00:02:31,961 Great, Francine. Real quality wife-ing. 45 00:02:32,067 --> 00:02:33,371 Okay, here's the shot : 46 00:02:33,375 --> 00:02:34,911 you have to bounce the ball twice... 47 00:02:34,918 --> 00:02:39,350 and toss it accurately enough to hit the netting or metal ring. 48 00:02:43,708 --> 00:02:46,383 That must be the Russian binoculars we ordered! 49 00:02:46,386 --> 00:02:49,251 Package for Steve Smith. Sign here. 50 00:02:49,267 --> 00:02:51,931 Wait, this crate is way too big for binoculars. 51 00:02:51,947 --> 00:02:54,882 Oh, is it? I guess you know a lot about crates. 52 00:02:54,885 --> 00:02:58,391 Hey, good news, Sid, we got ourselves a regular crate expert. 53 00:02:58,398 --> 00:03:01,832 Little kid's gonna tell me all about crates! Professor Crate over here! 54 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:03,761 All right, all right, I'll sign. 55 00:03:06,468 --> 00:03:07,612 He's right, you know. 56 00:03:07,618 --> 00:03:10,650 You have been kind of a jerk since you read that book about crates. 57 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:18,261 Are you Steve, Toshi, Barry and Snot? 58 00:03:20,458 --> 00:03:21,981 I am your Russian bride. 59 00:03:21,995 --> 00:03:25,112 These are the best binoculars ever! 60 00:03:25,188 --> 00:03:28,612 Wait, someone accidentally ordered a woman in the mail? 61 00:03:28,616 --> 00:03:30,842 Grandpa, is this the same story? 62 00:03:30,896 --> 00:03:34,512 No, it is a little side story. I'm using it to break up the main story 63 00:03:34,516 --> 00:03:36,131 so you don't get bored. 64 00:03:36,135 --> 00:03:38,943 - Are we part of the story, Grandpa? - Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 65 00:03:38,948 --> 00:03:41,221 No, we are a framing device. 66 00:03:41,227 --> 00:03:42,552 Anyway... 67 00:03:42,557 --> 00:03:46,283 Francine's curiosity finally got the best of her. 68 00:03:46,288 --> 00:03:49,642 She had to uncover Stan's secret. 69 00:03:54,845 --> 00:03:56,041 Stan? 70 00:04:03,737 --> 00:04:05,662 I must be losing it. 71 00:04:08,906 --> 00:04:10,821 Password accepted. 72 00:04:26,768 --> 00:04:30,791 Maria. I just thought you quit without giving notice. 73 00:04:42,066 --> 00:04:47,231 Stop, maiden woman! No further shall ye venture without the password. 74 00:04:50,495 --> 00:04:53,023 Ugh! What in God's name is wrong with you? 75 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:54,902 I thought that was the password. 76 00:04:54,908 --> 00:04:58,503 It's not a word. It's a terrible, terrible abomination. 77 00:04:58,508 --> 00:05:01,381 Oh, I'm so sorry. It's just... 78 00:05:01,387 --> 00:05:05,793 - See, I'm Stan's wife, and he... - Oh, you're Francine! 79 00:05:05,798 --> 00:05:09,610 I'm Clifford. Stan hired me to guard this passage. 80 00:05:09,618 --> 00:05:11,983 Yes, I've been down here quite a while. 81 00:05:11,988 --> 00:05:14,750 He owes me something like $42,000. 82 00:05:14,758 --> 00:05:18,233 He said he's putting it into an account for me. Is that, um... 83 00:05:18,235 --> 00:05:19,710 is that true? 84 00:05:19,717 --> 00:05:22,962 Oh, we don't discuss finances. I just make the dinner. 85 00:05:22,968 --> 00:05:26,472 Oh, no, no, no, it's fine, it's fine. I'm sure he's good for it. 86 00:05:26,475 --> 00:05:29,352 It's just my girlfriend wanted me to say something 'cause we're trying to 87 00:05:29,358 --> 00:05:33,823 get a place together and, you know, move out of this tunnel. 88 00:05:33,896 --> 00:05:38,482 Um, yeah, if you just keep going down... the way you're going, exactly. 89 00:05:44,817 --> 00:05:48,543 - Francine followed her husband at a... - He's a superhero?! 90 00:05:48,545 --> 00:05:52,732 You know, every time you interrupt someone, your penis gets a little shorter. 91 00:05:53,166 --> 00:05:56,663 Francine followed her husband at a safe distance. 92 00:05:56,665 --> 00:06:01,052 But nothing could have prepared her for what she was about to see. 93 00:06:12,297 --> 00:06:16,281 My God. He's a figure skater! 94 00:06:23,516 --> 00:06:27,693 You've been sneaking out for the last 20 winters to ice skate? 95 00:06:27,696 --> 00:06:29,853 How come you never told me? 96 00:06:30,037 --> 00:06:33,030 How can you tell someone you love you're a monster? 97 00:06:33,037 --> 00:06:34,692 I don't understand. 98 00:06:34,697 --> 00:06:37,642 Francine, a long time ago, I hurt someone. 99 00:06:37,646 --> 00:06:40,151 I hurt her very, very badly. 100 00:06:40,156 --> 00:06:43,303 We were competing in the Southeast Figure Skating Regionals. 101 00:06:43,308 --> 00:06:46,091 My partner wasn't as strong a skater as I was, 102 00:06:46,098 --> 00:06:49,642 but it was the Regionals, and I wanted to win more than anything. 103 00:06:49,647 --> 00:06:51,933 I had to pull out all the stops. 104 00:06:55,198 --> 00:06:56,461 You suck! 105 00:06:57,728 --> 00:07:02,822 - She never skated again. - Oh, God, Stan, that's horrible. 106 00:07:02,828 --> 00:07:06,482 But it was an accident. That doesn't make you a monster. 107 00:07:06,488 --> 00:07:10,922 Having bulbous eyes and leathery skin and scary teeth 108 00:07:10,926 --> 00:07:14,012 makes you a monster. Brett Butler is a monster. 109 00:07:14,027 --> 00:07:15,712 I am a monster, Francine. 110 00:07:15,715 --> 00:07:18,721 Winning was more important to me than my own partner's safety. 111 00:07:18,725 --> 00:07:21,261 Since that terrible day, I've been damned to skate 112 00:07:21,278 --> 00:07:23,083 with the only partner I deserve... 113 00:07:23,358 --> 00:07:24,982 loneliness. 114 00:07:24,988 --> 00:07:27,513 Well, I'll skate with you. It'll be fun. 115 00:07:27,518 --> 00:07:28,392 Fun?! 116 00:07:28,396 --> 00:07:31,223 Does it look like fun to speed and twirl about the ice 117 00:07:31,225 --> 00:07:33,731 to your favorite song in a magnificent costume?! 118 00:07:33,735 --> 00:07:35,663 Well, yeah, actually, it does. 119 00:07:35,668 --> 00:07:39,162 - I envy your innocence. - Come on, Stan. 120 00:07:39,165 --> 00:07:41,671 Let me show you how much fun ice skating can be. 121 00:07:41,677 --> 00:07:44,763 It's too dangerous. I couldn't live with myself if I hurt you. 122 00:07:44,776 --> 00:07:47,313 You won't hurt me. Come on, 123 00:07:47,317 --> 00:07:49,892 isn't it time we spent one winter together? 124 00:07:49,895 --> 00:07:51,190 Well... 125 00:07:51,507 --> 00:07:53,150 All right, let's do it. 126 00:07:53,157 --> 00:07:56,330 First thing we'll need to do is raise $80 to buy you a costume. 127 00:07:56,336 --> 00:07:58,610 We could put on a show or raffle off a microwave, or... 128 00:07:58,615 --> 00:08:00,343 But I have $80. 129 00:08:00,345 --> 00:08:01,262 Oh. 130 00:08:01,525 --> 00:08:02,823 Okay, then. 131 00:08:02,955 --> 00:08:07,562 And so Francine nursed Stan's wounded soul back to life. 132 00:08:07,565 --> 00:08:12,613 Little by little, with love and support, she made skating fun for Stan. 133 00:08:12,615 --> 00:08:15,430 It was their first real winter together, 134 00:08:15,437 --> 00:08:18,340 and she was truly happy. 135 00:08:22,996 --> 00:08:25,882 Having a Russian bride sure has it's advantages. 136 00:08:25,885 --> 00:08:29,110 I'll say. Now that Coach saw me with Svetlana, 137 00:08:29,115 --> 00:08:31,491 maybe he'll finally believe I'm heterosexual 138 00:08:31,497 --> 00:08:33,473 and let me towel myself off. 139 00:08:33,477 --> 00:08:36,582 Steve, I noticed you weren't rooting through my garbage this morning. 140 00:08:36,588 --> 00:08:38,380 That was the old me, Lacy. 141 00:08:38,385 --> 00:08:42,570 Now that I have Svetlana, your discarded Q-tips have lost their allure. 142 00:08:42,826 --> 00:08:47,572 Thanks to Francine, Stan was no longer haunted by his past, 143 00:08:47,575 --> 00:08:51,540 which made life better for him and everyone around him. 144 00:08:51,544 --> 00:08:55,072 Klaus, your scales are especially shiny today, my friend. 145 00:08:55,072 --> 00:08:57,771 - Thank you for noticing. - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 146 00:08:57,803 --> 00:09:00,967 - You were a fish? - Oh, yeah, that. 147 00:09:00,969 --> 00:09:04,643 But Stan, he was a new man, and he... 148 00:09:04,647 --> 00:09:07,772 Hold on a second. You were a fish. 149 00:09:07,778 --> 00:09:10,941 Don't you think that's a better story than two grown-ups ice skating? 150 00:09:10,955 --> 00:09:14,190 I was also roommates with Rick Schroeder. You want to hear about that? 151 00:09:14,195 --> 00:09:15,351 Yeah! 152 00:09:16,307 --> 00:09:19,512 Okay. Rick Schroeder sucks. He just... 153 00:09:19,637 --> 00:09:23,512 he... he just sucks. He sucks so hard. 154 00:09:23,515 --> 00:09:26,993 Rick Schroed uses women. The end. 155 00:09:27,236 --> 00:09:30,103 Anyway, back to the skating story. 156 00:09:30,105 --> 00:09:32,542 Francine, if we order DirecTV now, 157 00:09:32,545 --> 00:09:35,112 we get the Tennis Channel for just pennies a day! 158 00:09:35,118 --> 00:09:37,393 And Shirley's standing by to help us! 159 00:09:37,398 --> 00:09:39,100 - Forget it. - Shirley?! 160 00:09:39,505 --> 00:09:42,003 What did you do?! 161 00:09:42,836 --> 00:09:46,493 It so nice to finally spend a normal winter with my husband. 162 00:09:46,496 --> 00:09:49,832 I always thought people ice skated to escape their haunted pasts, 163 00:09:49,836 --> 00:09:51,551 but now I know it's just fun. 164 00:09:51,555 --> 00:09:54,242 That Peanuts Christmas special finally makes sense. 165 00:09:54,245 --> 00:09:56,643 Snoopy wasn't running from a painful memory. 166 00:09:56,648 --> 00:09:58,703 He was just a happy dog on skates! 167 00:09:58,706 --> 00:10:00,503 I'm glad you feel that way, 168 00:10:00,506 --> 00:10:04,190 because I entered us in a little couples' competition down at the rink. 169 00:10:04,198 --> 00:10:06,073 It's gonna be so much fun. 170 00:10:06,166 --> 00:10:08,123 Yeah, fun. 171 00:10:09,857 --> 00:10:13,512 Ooh, Staniel, I know that look. What's wrong, chief? 172 00:10:13,515 --> 00:10:15,561 I can't skate in this competition. 173 00:10:15,567 --> 00:10:18,673 Oh, yeah, Francine told me all about your partner's injury. 174 00:10:18,675 --> 00:10:21,562 - But you're past that. - I didn't tell her the whole story. 175 00:10:21,577 --> 00:10:23,811 No, of course not. No one ever does. 176 00:10:24,218 --> 00:10:28,821 My partner was down, but a little fall wasn't going to destroy my dream. 177 00:10:28,827 --> 00:10:31,241 I knew if my partner had been the conscious one, 178 00:10:31,248 --> 00:10:33,000 she would have done the same for me. 179 00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:35,043 I probably should have taken her to the hospital, 180 00:10:35,047 --> 00:10:38,073 but I was so competitive, I couldn't accept we'd lost. 181 00:10:38,128 --> 00:10:40,051 So I drove us 90 miles 182 00:10:40,057 --> 00:10:43,183 to contest the results with the National Figure Skating Association. 183 00:10:43,188 --> 00:10:45,841 Hey! You're not supposed to fall asleep with a concussion! 184 00:10:45,846 --> 00:10:47,760 Here. We can jam out to this. 185 00:10:47,988 --> 00:10:50,733 Warner Books on tape presents : 186 00:10:50,735 --> 00:10:55,493 John Houseman reading "Elements of Style." 187 00:10:55,618 --> 00:10:57,390 Chapter one : 188 00:10:57,458 --> 00:11:01,482 forming the possessive singular of nouns 189 00:11:01,608 --> 00:11:03,982 by adding apostrophe "S." 190 00:11:03,985 --> 00:11:05,263 All right! 191 00:11:05,268 --> 00:11:06,931 But it was all for nothing. 192 00:11:06,947 --> 00:11:09,620 The Association refused to change our score. 193 00:11:09,678 --> 00:11:12,650 Wow, Stan, you have a real problem with competition. 194 00:11:12,657 --> 00:11:14,810 There's no way you can enter that contest. 195 00:11:14,818 --> 00:11:15,743 You're right. 196 00:11:15,747 --> 00:11:19,723 I'm not going to put my wife's life in danger just for a set of wigs. 197 00:11:20,107 --> 00:11:21,232 Come again? 198 00:11:21,236 --> 00:11:25,662 - The prize is a lousy set of wigs. - The prize is a set of wigs? 199 00:11:25,668 --> 00:11:26,532 Yes. 200 00:11:26,535 --> 00:11:29,262 Wigs you'd probably just put in the attic and never check on 201 00:11:29,268 --> 00:11:31,601 to see if anyone were playing with them or borrowing them 202 00:11:31,605 --> 00:11:33,230 to audition for the community theater? 203 00:11:33,237 --> 00:11:33,981 Exactly. 204 00:11:33,998 --> 00:11:37,112 Stan, you've gotta skate in this competition. For Francine. 205 00:11:37,117 --> 00:11:39,261 - She hasn't been this happy in ages. - But... 206 00:11:39,267 --> 00:11:42,582 - you just said I shouldn't... - That was a test. You failed. 207 00:11:42,596 --> 00:11:45,313 God, you're selfish. Bad Stan. 208 00:11:45,326 --> 00:11:48,141 Oh, oh, I meant to say, "Bad Stan" and then slap you. 209 00:11:48,145 --> 00:11:49,470 Bad Stan. 210 00:11:50,268 --> 00:11:52,092 I don't know, I like it both ways. 211 00:11:52,095 --> 00:11:57,003 Und so Stan fought his competitive urges as long as he could, 212 00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:59,263 but it was a losing battle. 213 00:11:59,267 --> 00:12:01,512 And now give me an RBO Choctaw. 214 00:12:01,527 --> 00:12:03,453 I'm sorry, is that the one where...? 215 00:12:03,457 --> 00:12:06,642 It's a simple footwork sequence going from your right, outer edge 216 00:12:06,647 --> 00:12:09,063 skating backward to your left, inner edge skating forward. 217 00:12:09,078 --> 00:12:12,553 Damn it, Francine, what's so hard about doing it flawlessly the first time? 218 00:12:12,928 --> 00:12:16,602 Ugh. She's as graceful as a frozen turd. 219 00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:20,561 Don't worry, babies, help is on the way. 220 00:12:23,837 --> 00:12:25,531 Can you guys believe it? 221 00:12:25,926 --> 00:12:28,640 We're about to skinny-dip with Svetlana. 222 00:12:28,645 --> 00:12:30,703 I've never seen a naked woman before. 223 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:34,452 There's no shame in that, Snot. In fact, now that we're about to see one, 224 00:12:34,458 --> 00:12:38,492 I can admit that my story about the naked lady who drove me home from the library 225 00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:40,573 was not tirely true. 226 00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:47,673 Boys are ready? 227 00:12:48,975 --> 00:12:50,121 I'm naked. 228 00:12:51,686 --> 00:12:54,281 Come on, Svetty, ditch the suit. 229 00:12:54,286 --> 00:12:57,390 Marriage is business contract. I must protect my interests. 230 00:12:57,398 --> 00:13:00,172 - Where'd you heart hat garbage? - It's not garbage. 231 00:13:00,175 --> 00:13:02,153 I found her living in your closet, Steve. 232 00:13:02,158 --> 00:13:04,700 She's a Russian bride, not a Russian whore. 233 00:13:04,705 --> 00:13:07,181 She doesn't have to act like a whore until one of you marries her. 234 00:13:07,188 --> 00:13:09,171 But you're not married and you're a total whore. 235 00:13:09,187 --> 00:13:11,373 That's because I was born in America. 236 00:13:12,447 --> 00:13:15,101 Well, there's only one way to settle this : 237 00:13:15,108 --> 00:13:18,341 whoever holds his breath longest gets to marry her. 238 00:13:28,237 --> 00:13:32,111 Well, Snot wins. I guess he just wanted it more. 239 00:13:37,295 --> 00:13:41,051 At this part of our routine I want you to do a Salchow from a mohawk entry. 240 00:13:41,058 --> 00:13:43,941 - Is that something I can even do? - Sure it is. Watch. 241 00:13:47,557 --> 00:13:50,100 - Can we take five? - Take five? 242 00:13:50,108 --> 00:13:51,670 Maybe you should take the whole afternoon. 243 00:13:51,677 --> 00:13:53,232 Maybe you should take a whole lifetime, 244 00:13:53,238 --> 00:13:56,543 'cause that's how long it takes to grow the guts figure skating demands! 245 00:13:56,546 --> 00:13:58,841 God, Stan, it's not the Olympics. 246 00:13:58,845 --> 00:14:00,353 Wait. Is it? 247 00:14:04,315 --> 00:14:06,013 No. It's not. 248 00:14:06,126 --> 00:14:08,940 What am I doing? This is a friendly competition. 249 00:14:08,946 --> 00:14:11,472 It's not about winning. It's all about fun! 250 00:14:11,477 --> 00:14:13,582 We're going take first place for sure. 251 00:14:13,587 --> 00:14:17,442 Oh, there it is. It just became about winning again. We don't have a chance! 252 00:14:25,205 --> 00:14:26,201 You're... 253 00:14:26,557 --> 00:14:28,631 You're magnificent. 254 00:14:28,836 --> 00:14:31,262 - Hello. - Roger? 255 00:14:31,416 --> 00:14:34,390 - Where did you learn to skate? - On my planet. 256 00:14:34,396 --> 00:14:36,803 You really haven't read my MySpace page, have you? 257 00:14:36,806 --> 00:14:38,780 You say you have, but you really haven't. 258 00:14:38,787 --> 00:14:41,033 Look, if you skate with me, we can't lose. 259 00:14:41,038 --> 00:14:42,811 How about it, partner? 260 00:14:43,997 --> 00:14:45,651 Help me up, Stan? 261 00:14:49,757 --> 00:14:53,913 Okay, she's just going to sit there, that's okay. This is her issue, her drama. 262 00:14:53,917 --> 00:14:56,592 Okay, we're making the turn, we're heading back. Just stay focused, 263 00:14:56,598 --> 00:14:57,572 don't look at her. 264 00:14:57,588 --> 00:14:59,772 i>Oh, should I trip over her? Would that be funny? 265 00:14:59,778 --> 00:15:02,701 Or would that be mean? Funny or mean? Funny or mean? Stan? 266 00:15:02,928 --> 00:15:05,062 Uhp. Too late. We passed her. 267 00:15:07,747 --> 00:15:11,672 This is the first time in 20 winters we've done anything together. 268 00:15:11,676 --> 00:15:14,750 And now, you're dumping me to skate with Roger?! 269 00:15:14,756 --> 00:15:17,790 - Why, Stan, why?! - Well, honey, I... 270 00:15:17,796 --> 00:15:21,023 I'll tell you why. Because winning some stupid contest 271 00:15:21,026 --> 00:15:23,021 means more to you than your own wife! 272 00:15:23,025 --> 00:15:26,613 Yes. Thank you. That would have sounded awful coming out of my mouth. 273 00:15:26,617 --> 00:15:29,442 Well, now that's settled, how about we watch some skating tapes? 274 00:15:29,448 --> 00:15:34,100 I've got Hartshorn and Swiding debuting their "Mustang Sally" routine in Berlin. 275 00:15:34,106 --> 00:15:35,280 God, really? 276 00:15:35,288 --> 00:15:36,991 Hey, how's the slow-motion on your machine? 277 00:15:36,996 --> 00:15:38,510 'Cause we could watch it in our bedroom. 278 00:15:38,516 --> 00:15:41,270 I don't really like to use slo-mo or pause it or anything, 279 00:15:41,278 --> 00:15:43,780 'cause that's hard on the tape, and it's my only copy and... 280 00:15:43,786 --> 00:15:45,480 Stop talking. I totally get it. 281 00:15:48,817 --> 00:15:51,621 Stan and Roger practiced relentlessly. 282 00:15:51,655 --> 00:15:55,763 But Stan was about to learn that the swishy alien's passion for winning 283 00:15:55,768 --> 00:15:58,491 was even greater than his own. 284 00:15:58,498 --> 00:16:00,372 Stop, stop, stop! 285 00:16:00,375 --> 00:16:02,981 You do know the competition's tomorrow, don't you? 286 00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:05,330 - Yeah, of course. - Okay, okay, good. 287 00:16:05,337 --> 00:16:07,842 Then why are you skating like a wiener?! 288 00:16:07,857 --> 00:16:11,302 - Don't I do a Salchow right there? - You call that a Salchow? 289 00:16:11,315 --> 00:16:13,953 It looks like you have mad Salchow disease. 290 00:16:13,958 --> 00:16:18,053 That's right, your skating has a spongiform encephalopathy, bitch. 291 00:16:19,226 --> 00:16:22,491 Ah, my beauties, my tranquil beauties, calm me. 292 00:16:22,496 --> 00:16:25,711 More friend than hairpiece. I thank you. 293 00:16:27,706 --> 00:16:29,571 Oh, great, sliced it. 294 00:16:29,575 --> 00:16:32,462 - Are you even there?! - Uh, Father? 295 00:16:32,506 --> 00:16:34,413 Are you going to marry us or what? 296 00:16:34,418 --> 00:16:36,640 Well, you did buy me this bucket of balls. 297 00:16:36,645 --> 00:16:39,701 I can't believe I'm giving you away on your wedding day. 298 00:16:40,348 --> 00:16:42,981 Seems like just yesterday you popped out of that box, 299 00:16:42,986 --> 00:16:45,003 and I was planning to have sex with you. 300 00:16:45,007 --> 00:16:46,613 Sunrise, sunset. 301 00:16:47,945 --> 00:16:50,090 Baby, you're going to shine tonight. 302 00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:52,173 Shine the stars down from heaven. 303 00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:55,262 - Roger, we're on in five. Ready? - I was born ready. 304 00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:57,462 My eyelashes, alas, were not. 305 00:16:57,797 --> 00:16:59,881 - There. How do I look? - Great. 306 00:16:59,888 --> 00:17:01,862 Let's check out our compition. 307 00:17:05,378 --> 00:17:08,231 Hah! She fell 'cause she was trying to hold up her husband. 308 00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:10,162 Smooth move, doofus! 309 00:17:12,976 --> 00:17:15,251 Well, it doesn't look like it's dampening their spirits. 310 00:17:15,258 --> 00:17:17,731 That's because they practically are spirits. 311 00:17:20,827 --> 00:17:25,092 Hey, losers, die already. Earth belongs to the young! 312 00:17:25,096 --> 00:17:28,063 Hey. Maybe the score's not important to them. 313 00:17:28,205 --> 00:17:31,770 Maybe being there for each other is what counts. 314 00:17:31,788 --> 00:17:34,522 - I can't skate with you, Roger. - What are you talking about? 315 00:17:34,525 --> 00:17:36,533 I want to skate with Francine. 316 00:17:36,548 --> 00:17:39,381 You can't do this to me. You can't leave me here. 317 00:17:39,385 --> 00:17:42,333 Everyone's looking. Everyone's looking! 318 00:17:42,337 --> 00:17:44,260 Can you keep it down, huh? 319 00:17:44,268 --> 00:17:47,611 No one's looking at you. We're trying to watch the skating here. 320 00:17:48,315 --> 00:17:50,992 Everyone's looking! 321 00:18:03,508 --> 00:18:06,212 I'm coming for you, Francine! 322 00:18:14,406 --> 00:18:16,731 Hey, buddy, you wanna ride inside the bus? 323 00:18:16,738 --> 00:18:17,991 There's no time. 324 00:18:21,815 --> 00:18:24,642 I'm coming for you, Francine! 325 00:18:28,238 --> 00:18:30,553 I'll try "C-9." 326 00:18:30,555 --> 00:18:31,363 Miss. 327 00:18:31,366 --> 00:18:34,130 Hey, what about if you sink my battleship, 328 00:18:34,135 --> 00:18:36,552 I should have to take off a piece of armor. 329 00:18:36,555 --> 00:18:39,730 - We're playing strip Battleship. - Of course we're not, no, no, no. 330 00:18:39,787 --> 00:18:42,593 Francine! I've been a fool. Please... 331 00:18:42,598 --> 00:18:43,711 skate with me? 332 00:18:43,715 --> 00:18:46,642 Forget it, Stan. I'm tired off feeling abandoned. 333 00:18:46,648 --> 00:18:50,050 Darling, I've changed. Let me show you how much I care about you. 334 00:18:50,055 --> 00:18:52,981 - No way. - Clifford, take her down with a tranq. 335 00:18:53,598 --> 00:18:56,540 You know, she was trying to get me to play strip Battleship. 336 00:18:57,225 --> 00:18:58,771 I said no! 337 00:18:58,777 --> 00:19:02,182 Okay, do you, Snot, take Svetlana to be your wife? 338 00:19:02,185 --> 00:19:03,812 - I do. - Swell. 339 00:19:03,817 --> 00:19:06,051 Do you, Svetlana, take Snot to be...? 340 00:19:06,825 --> 00:19:08,000 You speak Russian? 341 00:19:30,956 --> 00:19:32,123 Nyet. 342 00:19:34,868 --> 00:19:38,993 Now skating their "Mama Mia" fantasy, Stan and Francine Smith. 343 00:19:41,295 --> 00:19:43,522 Honey, wake up. We're at the ice rink. 344 00:19:43,528 --> 00:19:44,880 My casserole? 345 00:19:44,888 --> 00:19:47,060 No, honey, we're skating together in a contest. 346 00:19:47,067 --> 00:19:49,313 But it's just for fun so I can show you I love you. 347 00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:50,522 Bastard! 348 00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,221 Come on, honey, I just wanted to show you 349 00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:56,981 that you're more important to me than winning. 350 00:19:56,988 --> 00:20:00,993 - Wait, he's skating with Roger? - No. He's skating with Francine. 351 00:20:00,997 --> 00:20:03,570 - When did that happen? - When you went to the bathroom. 352 00:20:03,575 --> 00:20:06,350 You didn't stop telling the story when I was in the bathroom? 353 00:20:06,357 --> 00:20:09,713 I told you not to go. And I told you to light a match. 354 00:20:09,717 --> 00:20:13,173 How does a boy this small make a smell that large? 355 00:20:13,225 --> 00:20:16,883 I'm sorry for abandoning you, Francine. And I don't just mean this competition. 356 00:20:16,885 --> 00:20:19,710 I mean for all those winters I left you alone. 357 00:20:22,608 --> 00:20:25,001 All I want is to be with you, Stan. 358 00:20:25,006 --> 00:20:26,320 That's all I want, too. 359 00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:29,430 I don't care if I'm a loser everyday for the rest of my life. 360 00:20:29,438 --> 00:20:31,921 Just as long as I get to lose with you. 361 00:20:32,247 --> 00:20:34,200 Come on, let's go home. 362 00:20:34,205 --> 00:20:37,383 - Don't you want to see our scores? - Who cares? 363 00:20:37,386 --> 00:20:39,010 I already won. 364 00:20:39,015 --> 00:20:42,072 That was my song. The masses should be cheering for me. 365 00:20:42,085 --> 00:20:44,743 Damn it, this isn't over. Not by a long shot. 366 00:20:46,858 --> 00:20:49,980 - You won, Roger? - Of course. I'm the best. 367 00:20:49,987 --> 00:20:51,461 How'd you find a partner? 368 00:20:54,148 --> 00:20:56,931 Why?! Why?! 369 00:20:58,886 --> 00:21:02,010 Greg, keep your head up, for God's sake. 370 00:21:02,166 --> 00:21:05,773 And they all lived happily ever after. 371 00:21:06,825 --> 00:21:09,252 Hey, Grandpa, were you ever a shark? 372 00:21:09,256 --> 00:21:12,203 Yes, I was two sharks and a monkey, now shut up and go to bed! 373 00:21:12,208 --> 00:21:12,601 Synchronisation : Kemar Transcript : Raceman www.forom.com 0 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net