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American Dad!
"American Dream Factory"
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www.forom.com
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Synchro : Fogia
Transcript : Raceman
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Attention, everyone.
I have incredible news.
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- The war in Iraq is over?
- Better.
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We are getting
a Ping-Pong table!
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Alma, Alma, wake the kids.
It's finally happened.
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In order to have easy access
to the water fountain,
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we'll be setting up
our green mistress right...
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- here.
- But...
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My desk is right here.
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Not to worry.
I know just where to put you.
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Your cover's been blown?!
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Where are you?
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I'm sorry, could you repeat that?
You're in What-a-stan?
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Worst day. Stupid boss.
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Robbery!
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Dad, stop!
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That's Paco,
Greg and Terry dog-walker.
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Sorry honey ,I can't hear you
over the street justice.
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Their dog must have gotten off leash
and he was chasing after him.
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Thank you Hayley.
Ooh, I must hurry.
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If I'm late, Misters Greg and Terry
give me so many pinches.
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Whoa, whoa, not so fast, padre.
I still need to see some I.D.
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Dad, he doesn't have any.
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- He is an unregistered visitor.
- You mean an illegal alien
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What happen
to the land of the free?
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These people have the right to be here.
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People!? They're parasite sucking on
the rich blood of America
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And we need that blood to shed for oil.
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Your thing looks more interesting.
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Out of my way;
I have band practice.
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- Ooh, do you think..?
- No.
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- But I could...
- No.
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Ooh, he shut you down.
What are you gonna do, cry?
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No, I'm gonna walk out of here,
'cause I have legs.
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Did you know Greg and Terry have
an illegal alien walking their dog?
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Isn't it terrible?
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I'd be way too incomfortable having some
poor immigrant working for me like that.
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Oh, are you done?
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I was hoping you'd talk more
about yourself.
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Well, aren't you
a grump-asauras?
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I'm a grump-asauras rex!
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Bullock made me move
my desk to the bathroom.
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I'm so sick and tired of that job.
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I want to be my own boss.
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I want to make so much money
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that I can tell people they
can kiss my firm white ass.
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That's the American dream.
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Today made me realize.
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it's time for me
to follow my true destiny.
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Oh, no, not this again.
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Yes, Francine, "this again."
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My holiday Cele-bear-tions!
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A different handmade bear
for every holiday.
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Look at him.
How cute is he?
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Go on, tell him you
don't love him.
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He's cute,
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but I still have a problem
with the name:
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Cele-bear-tion?
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It sounds like a cross between
"celibate" and "abortion."
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I told you, Francine,
I heard your note,
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I considered it,
and I don't agree.
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And you've never once gotten them
in stores in time for a holiday.
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Ho-ho-ho, merry...
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Crap!
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Happy Valentine's...
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Crap!
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Maybe I would have made a holiday
if you'd help me with the sewing,
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but no, you have
a phobia of needles.
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- Hey, you have a phobia of seagulls.
- A seagull?! Where!
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Don't let it touch
me with its feet!
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There's no seagull.
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Oh...
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Anyway, this time
I'm going to do it.
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My bears will be on shelves
by May 14th
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in time for Mother's Day,
so help me God.
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I did it. I finished
the Mother's Day bears.
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- It's June.
- Crap!
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Maybe now you'll give
this bear thing up.
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Never!
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Father's Day is the next big holiday.
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I just need to hire some help.
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Stan, you're sinking an awful
lot of money into this.
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It's the American dream, Francine.
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Looks like we'll have
to dip into the fund.
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- Which one?
- The PDF.
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No!
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Have a little faith
if you've got the time
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I will share the place.
Yeah, it'll be all right
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Look up at the sun,
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living on the run
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Hello?
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That's awesome! Thanks!
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Good news, guys.
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We've just been asked to perform
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at this year's Langley Falls
Fourth of July Festival.
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Steve and The Asstones
are on our way!
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Gerry, what are you doing?
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Nothing, man.
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We told you no drugs.
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And I told you
if I was responsible,
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I wouldn't be in a band
with a bunch of 14-year-olds.
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Two hours, seven minutes,
not bad.
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And your résumé looks good.
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Six months as a receipt-checker
at Best Buy.
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That was a super hard job.
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I'm sure, I'm sure.
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You're hired.
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I'll pay you $4.50 an hour
and all the Mr. Pibb you can drink.
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No, that's not how
it works, man.
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Minimum wage is $7.00 an hour.
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I'll also need health insurance,
two-weeks-paid vacation,
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sick days, pension fund.
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They gave you all that
at Best Buy?
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I can't afford to do that.
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Hello, Father.
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You remember Paco.
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What the hell is going on?
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We're dating now,
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because Paco is a person,
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not a parasite sucking on
the blood of America.
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Mas lengua.
Mas lengua.
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That means "more tongue."
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No daughter of mine
is dating an illegal alien.
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You're dead to me.
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Wow!
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"Paco" must be Mexican
for "lightning hands."
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How'd you like to come work for me?
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I'll pay you $2.00 an hour
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and all the Mr. Pibb
you can drink...
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maximum two a day.
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At Best Buy, we had
a slushie machine.
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Why don't you just marry Best Buy
if you love it so much?!
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Great job, Paco.
I might just make a holiday yet.
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Then I'll have kiss-my-ass money.
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- This is outrageous!
- Kiss my ass Hayley!
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It's already working.
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Dude, that rocked!
Who are you?!
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I'm Krispy Kreme McDonalds.
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My Krispy Kreme mama got raped
by my McDonalds daddy.
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What are you doing?
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I don't have any bones in my arms,
which makes me a natural on the drums.
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Plus, I love music, Steve.
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I can't live without my jams.
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I got to rock it, got to rock it!
Got to do it!
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If you don't know,
now you know.
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Forget it. I think we should
go with our first choice,
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Toshi's sister Akiko.
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Whoo! I'm thirsty
from rocking it so hard.
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Who wants a Smirnoff Ice
and some bootleg Ukrainian porn?
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All in favor of making Krispy Kreme
McDonalds our new drummer?
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Mr. Smith, we've sold out
of your adorable bears.
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Yes! I knew it!
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You're over, Paddington!
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So take your little rain slicker and
your little boots and go die in alley!
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Do you have any more bears?
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Unfortunately, no,
but I do have this-- Paco!
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A prototype for my next
holiy Cele-bear-tion.
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I love him!
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I'll take a thousand.
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And another thousand
to sell in my store!
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It's happening!
I'm finally making my dream come true!
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We're gonna need help
to fill an order that big.
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- Do you have any relatives?
- No, I'm an only child.
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I'm kidding!
I'm Mexican!
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Ah, the sweet sound of illegals working
for pennies on the dollar.
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Stan, could you help me
bring the groceries in?
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Sure.
Paco!
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Tell number 14 and number eight
to go upstairs and help my wife.
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Oh, no, Stan,
that's not their job.
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No, it's your job,
but they're gonna help you.
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Oh, Stan,
I almost forgot.
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- Patty LaBelle's here to see you.
- What?
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At first I thought
it was Aretha Franklin,
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but then she said she wasn't.
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Ms. LaBelle, Stan Smith.
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I love R&B music.
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I consider the whole genre
one long song.
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Darling, I'm here because
I'm a big fan of your bears.
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A friend showed me one,
and honey,
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Miss Patty just loved 'em.
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I would like to sell them
on my shopping network show.
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Will you be able to hold us both up
if I add my legs to this hug?
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Unload those in the kitchen.
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Perishables in the fridge,
dry goods in the pantry.
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Ms. LaBelle, are you thirsty?
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Esperanza, get Patti LaBelle
a Calistoga!
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And if we could walk away...
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Going down Sunset Boulevard.
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Hack...
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Hacky.
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- Hack and The Hacktones.
- Oh, yeah?
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Well, let's hear one of your songs.
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La-la-la...
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La...
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La...
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You got nothing.
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This is my band,
so we're gonna do what I want.
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If you don't' like it,
we've got Akiko waiting in the wings.
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Whoo, Stan,
isn't he just adorable?!
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- That he is, Patti.
- Stan?
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Did you know that in some countries
the bear is considered a demigod?
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No, I didn't, Patti.
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Did you know that in the gay community
a hairy man is also known as a "bear."
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Uh...
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No.
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Well, Stan, it looks like we have a
special guest with us in the studio today.
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Ooh, it's Oscar.
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He's a huge fan of your bears.
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In fact, maybe the love of one
of your bears will heal him.
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Ooh, praise Jesus!
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The bear gave him the confidence
to try and fail.
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Did he fail because our viewers
didn't buy enough bears?
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Yes, he says yes.
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I still can't believe it,
over 100,000 orders.
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Our dream is finally
coming true.
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Why are they throwing
tortilla chips in front of you?
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Because it makes me
feel like a princess.
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What's this? You were supposed
to be working all night.
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Where's Paco?
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Get up!
What's going on?
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Sorry, Señor Smith.
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- I was out late with Hayley.
- You have a big future here, Paco.
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In ten years, you could be
making five bucks an hour
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and be up to seven Pibbs a day.
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Siete Señor Pibbs por dia?!
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- Siete Senor Pibbs?!
- Por dia?!
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Sí, sí, por dia!
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What are you doing?
Rehearsal doesn't start for three hours.
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Steve, good, you're here;
I meant to call you.
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How do I put this?
You're out of the band.
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What?!
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We decided to go in a different
direction and voted you out.
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We're now Krispy Kreme McDonalds'
Jamtastic Roller Boogie Prawn Experience.
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But we're supposed to play
the July Fourth festival.
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Yeah, the Prawn Experience
also booked that gig.
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See? We go on right before you
and your nonexistent Asstones.
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Yeah, well, what kind of music
do you play?
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We cover public domain songs--
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"Camp Town Races,"
"Baa, Baa, Black Sheep."
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We got over a hundred hits already.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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I'm going to tell you about
a little place I know...
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Little place
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called London Bridge.
247
00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:25,802
It's falling down!
248
00:12:32,855 --> 00:12:35,130
Hayley, I'm here because
of your father.
249
00:12:35,138 --> 00:12:36,812
He said I was spending
too much time with you
250
00:12:36,817 --> 00:12:38,641
and not focusing enough
on my career.
251
00:12:38,648 --> 00:12:40,783
So, I must break up with you.
252
00:12:40,785 --> 00:12:42,473
What?! No!
253
00:12:42,478 --> 00:12:44,772
I let you give me a mole frijole.
254
00:12:44,777 --> 00:12:47,911
That's the most intimate thing a white
woman can give a Mexican man.
255
00:12:47,927 --> 00:12:49,330
I have to get back to work.
256
00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:52,100
- I'm sorry.
- Yeah, you will be sorry.
257
00:12:54,118 --> 00:12:56,833
Mom, Roger stole my band.
258
00:12:56,998 --> 00:13:00,183
Oh, that's awful.
You must need a hug.
259
00:13:00,187 --> 00:13:01,461
Consuela!
260
00:13:02,675 --> 00:13:04,842
Eres un buen niño.
261
00:13:05,167 --> 00:13:08,071
Todo esta bien, mijo.
262
00:13:14,596 --> 00:13:17,281
Stan Smith.
Agent Hopkins, INS.
263
00:13:17,477 --> 00:13:21,212
We received a report that
you're harboring illegal aliens.
264
00:13:26,776 --> 00:13:28,393
So, INS, huh?
265
00:13:28,505 --> 00:13:30,261
I'm a CIA man myself.
266
00:13:30,346 --> 00:13:32,263
I suppose that kind of
makes us brothers.
267
00:13:32,335 --> 00:13:34,731
My brother died in a car crash
when I was 11.
268
00:13:37,265 --> 00:13:38,453
Cars.
269
00:13:39,237 --> 00:13:41,220
Well, no sign of any illegals.
270
00:13:41,226 --> 00:13:43,733
That anonymous tip we got
was clearly bogus.
271
00:13:43,737 --> 00:13:44,762
Really?
272
00:13:44,877 --> 00:13:47,291
Why don't you check
the basement, officers?
273
00:13:53,905 --> 00:13:55,982
There s a whole
sweatshop down there.
274
00:13:56,015 --> 00:13:57,470
Where'd they all go?!
275
00:14:02,465 --> 00:14:03,813
I don't know what you did,
276
00:14:03,887 --> 00:14:05,890
but I am not going to let you...
277
00:14:08,047 --> 00:14:10,012
Sorry again for
wasting your time.
278
00:14:10,038 --> 00:14:12,250
Please, don't give it another...
279
00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:14,803
Oh, you don't have to pick that up.
280
00:14:14,825 --> 00:14:17,240
Inez will... I mean, Maria...
No, no, Elizabeth!
281
00:14:17,246 --> 00:14:19,343
Ms. Elizabeth Protestant-England
will get it.
282
00:14:19,418 --> 00:14:21,632
She is our white legal maid.
283
00:14:22,227 --> 00:14:24,141
Right. Right.
284
00:14:25,167 --> 00:14:27,480
I'll be seeing you around,
Agent Smith.
285
00:14:29,357 --> 00:14:31,050
He's onto us.
They'll be back.
286
00:14:31,056 --> 00:14:32,281
What are we going to do?
287
00:14:32,286 --> 00:14:34,593
I have to get those bears
shipped out by tomorrow.
288
00:14:34,595 --> 00:14:36,621
They're going to have to work
all night to finish them.
289
00:14:36,627 --> 00:14:38,300
Well, they can't work here.
290
00:14:38,305 --> 00:14:40,540
The fuzz is crawling
all over this joint.
291
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:43,101
There's an old CIA
warehouse downtown.
292
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:44,542
I can move the workers there.
293
00:14:44,546 --> 00:14:46,171
I can sneak them out later tonight.
294
00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:48,681
Just be careful, Stan, and keep moving.
295
00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:51,723
If you stop for more than five minutes,
they'll have a barbecue.
296
00:14:55,947 --> 00:14:58,420
Thanks for helping me sneak
the Mexicans out, Steve.
297
00:14:58,426 --> 00:15:00,780
The INS has been watching
this place all day.
298
00:15:00,785 --> 00:15:02,852
Well, I didn't have anything else to do.
299
00:15:02,858 --> 00:15:05,731
My band was supposed to perform
in the festival tonight.
300
00:15:05,747 --> 00:15:07,980
I really just don't want to be alone.
301
00:15:08,086 --> 00:15:10,882
Steve, you see that button right there?
That rolls up the window.
302
00:15:10,956 --> 00:15:12,743
Push it, so we don't have to do...
303
00:15:13,036 --> 00:15:14,573
this anymore.
304
00:15:15,536 --> 00:15:17,412
All right, we're in the clear.
305
00:15:18,846 --> 00:15:21,660
Something wrong with your car,
Agent Smith?
306
00:15:21,686 --> 00:15:24,211
Yes, we couldn't get it started.
307
00:15:24,216 --> 00:15:25,110
Carl...
308
00:15:25,167 --> 00:15:28,702
Fix Agent Smith's car
so that it will start.
309
00:15:32,948 --> 00:15:34,552
Who are the Mexicans, Stan?
310
00:15:34,607 --> 00:15:36,762
Oh. Oh, uh, they're... uh...
311
00:15:36,998 --> 00:15:38,742
they're-they're
in my son's band.
312
00:15:38,747 --> 00:15:40,692
They're playing the festival
this evening.
313
00:15:40,846 --> 00:15:42,662
May I see their papers?
314
00:15:43,937 --> 00:15:45,520
Okay, you got me.
315
00:15:45,558 --> 00:15:47,002
These people aren't legal.
316
00:15:47,006 --> 00:15:50,233
Let me just have them for tonight
so my son can play with his band.
317
00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:55,373
Fine. They can sing in the festival.
318
00:15:55,376 --> 00:15:58,190
But only because that is what I want.
319
00:15:58,537 --> 00:16:01,760
Now, if you will all get into your van,
we will escort you there.
320
00:16:01,768 --> 00:16:03,532
No, no escort will be necessary.
321
00:16:03,538 --> 00:16:05,722
Necessary?
A pleasure.
322
00:16:05,816 --> 00:16:09,323
I'll enjoy some music and take them in
after their performance.
323
00:16:09,396 --> 00:16:13,770
Afterwards, I'll probably just finish up
paperwork at the office
324
00:16:13,776 --> 00:16:15,553
and answer e-mails.
325
00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:28,582
- Jimmy crack!
- Crack!
326
00:16:28,747 --> 00:16:31,873
- Jim crack corn! Jimmy crack!
- Crack!
327
00:16:31,966 --> 00:16:35,053
- Jim crack corn! Jimmy crack!
- Crack!
328
00:16:35,055 --> 00:16:38,282
- Jim crack corn! Jimmy crack!
- Crack!
329
00:16:38,367 --> 00:16:40,063
- Jim crack corn! Jimmy crack!
330
00:16:40,726 --> 00:16:44,043
Stan, what are you doing?
You're supposed to be at the warehouse.
331
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:45,573
The INS was waiting for us,
332
00:16:45,575 --> 00:16:48,223
so I lied and said the Mexicans
were in Steve's band.
333
00:16:48,235 --> 00:16:50,203
And now I don't know how we're
going to get out of here...
334
00:16:50,227 --> 00:16:51,950
Wait, what are you doing here?
335
00:16:51,958 --> 00:16:54,340
I don't know, I usually
just do what you do.
336
00:17:00,107 --> 00:17:02,303
And I don't care!
337
00:17:13,007 --> 00:17:15,052
Yeah!
338
00:17:15,877 --> 00:17:16,962
See, Steve,
339
00:17:16,967 --> 00:17:20,493
what just happened was I saw a million
faces and I rocked them all.
340
00:17:20,688 --> 00:17:22,021
Follow that, bitch.
341
00:17:22,726 --> 00:17:26,700
Next up: Steve and the Asstones!
342
00:17:27,906 --> 00:17:29,132
Here's what we do:
343
00:17:29,136 --> 00:17:30,543
after they finish singing,
344
00:17:30,546 --> 00:17:33,410
we sneak the Mexicans out
and drive like hell to the warehouse.
345
00:17:33,415 --> 00:17:36,233
We lock ourselves in until
they finish the bears,
346
00:17:36,236 --> 00:17:38,143
then we turn them over to the INS.
347
00:17:38,148 --> 00:17:39,580
Yes, uh-huh, I'm with you.
348
00:17:39,596 --> 00:17:43,020
They get deported, and we buy our way
out of trouble, because we'll be rich.
349
00:17:43,025 --> 00:17:46,580
Plus, we're white.
And I'm blonde, the best kind of white.
350
00:17:47,168 --> 00:17:49,950
Uh, you guys know any english song?
351
00:17:50,255 --> 00:17:51,952
There is one
song we know.
352
00:17:52,277 --> 00:17:53,642
Hello, Father.
353
00:17:53,646 --> 00:17:55,972
Wondering how I escaped
from the basement?
354
00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:57,611
- No, not really.
- Oh.
355
00:17:57,617 --> 00:17:59,970
But it involved training rats.
356
00:17:59,977 --> 00:18:03,163
Hello, everyone.
We got a real treat for you tonight.
357
00:18:03,306 --> 00:18:06,183
Paco and his family here
used to sing this song back
358
00:18:06,187 --> 00:18:08,841
back in Mexico while dreaming
of coming to America.
359
00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:14,733
Almost heaven
360
00:18:15,205 --> 00:18:18,020
West Virginia
361
00:18:18,277 --> 00:18:20,503
Blue Ridge mountains
362
00:18:20,565 --> 00:18:24,170
Shenandoah River
363
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:28,651
Country roads,
364
00:18:28,768 --> 00:18:31,533
take me home
365
00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:34,713
To the place...
366
00:18:34,836 --> 00:18:37,761
I belong
367
00:18:37,828 --> 00:18:40,641
West Virginia
368
00:18:40,726 --> 00:18:43,720
Mountain mama
369
00:18:43,795 --> 00:18:46,501
Take me home
370
00:18:46,718 --> 00:18:49,373
Country roads
371
00:18:51,148 --> 00:18:54,590
My God, listen to them sing
about America.
372
00:18:54,737 --> 00:18:57,390
They aren't parasites,
they're people.
373
00:18:57,735 --> 00:19:00,823
Paco and his family feel lucky
just to be in this country.
374
00:19:00,867 --> 00:19:02,822
All we do is take it for granted,
375
00:19:02,827 --> 00:19:05,183
and they're willing to work
in my basement for soda...
376
00:19:05,188 --> 00:19:07,142
soda that I watered down.
377
00:19:07,148 --> 00:19:09,280
It's not about having kiss-my-ass money,
378
00:19:09,347 --> 00:19:12,633
it's about being here in the
greatest country in the world.
379
00:19:12,757 --> 00:19:15,072
That's the American dream, Francine.
380
00:19:16,415 --> 00:19:17,410
Okay.
381
00:19:17,577 --> 00:19:20,732
But can I just have one
to help me with the laundry?
382
00:19:20,737 --> 00:19:23,321
There's just so much laundry, Stan.
383
00:19:23,417 --> 00:19:25,203
I'm a hypocrite, too, Dad.
384
00:19:25,286 --> 00:19:26,941
I used Paco to get at you,
385
00:19:26,947 --> 00:19:29,921
then try to throw him away
by calling INS.
386
00:19:29,927 --> 00:19:32,153
You heartless bitch...
I'm kidding.
387
00:19:32,155 --> 00:19:33,970
We can't let INS take them.
388
00:19:33,978 --> 00:19:36,630
We need to cause a distraction
so we can sneak them out.
389
00:19:39,296 --> 00:19:40,561
Are you sure?
390
00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:43,562
- You'd be giving up your dream.
- I'm sure.
391
00:19:46,078 --> 00:19:48,791
Country roads,
392
00:19:48,956 --> 00:19:51,482
take me home
393
00:19:51,887 --> 00:19:54,440
To the place...
394
00:19:54,857 --> 00:19:57,782
I belong
395
00:19:57,788 --> 00:20:00,542
West Virginia.
396
00:20:00,807 --> 00:20:03,923
- Mountain mama
- Mamacita
397
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:06,711
Take me home
398
00:20:06,987 --> 00:20:09,572
Country roads.
399
00:20:12,537 --> 00:20:15,353
We're Steve and the Ass-Tonos!
400
00:20:22,806 --> 00:20:25,050
Who wants a free holiday bear?
401
00:20:53,057 --> 00:20:55,702
There it is, Paco.
Sweet freedom.
402
00:20:58,138 --> 00:21:00,352
Look, Ma, Mexicans.
403
00:21:00,387 --> 00:21:04,082
Like the fast mouse in
them Bugs Bunny cartoons.
404
00:21:04,158 --> 00:21:06,563
I like beans and such.
405
00:21:07,018 --> 00:21:07,582
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