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American Dad!
"A.T. The Abusive Terrestrial"
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www.forom.com
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Synchro : Fogia
Transcript : Raceman
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Chlorine, bromine...
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Crap!
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Astatine!
How could I forget?
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It has the words
"teen" and "ass" in it.
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Steve, you are the worst
hide-and-seek player ever!
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I've been banging around
in the dryer for three hours!
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Feel how soft.
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Roger, I told you I'm
not playing with you.
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Oh, my God,
look what's on Lifetime!
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Daphne Zuniga
in Spooning with Anger.
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- So?
- So?!
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That's our favorite spousal
abuse movie of all time.
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We gave it even higher marks
than Valerie Bertinelli's classic,
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Please, Kevin.
Not in the Face.
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Leave me alone.
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I need to bone up on my
halogens for the Science Club.
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Well, you don't mind if I watch it and
turn it up as loud as it goes, do you?
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I'm sorry dinner was late!
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I love you so much!
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Why do they stay, Steve?
Why do they stay?
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I can't believe you're still upset.
It's been a week.
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- You called me a pig.
- I didn't say you were a pig.
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I said that dress made you
look like a pig.
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And those shoes didn't help.
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All your fat, sweaty toes
shoved in there like...
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20 Hondurans stuffed
in a giant...
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- ...shoe.
- Stop the car. I'm getting out.
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Francine, wait,
I'll make it up to you.
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Stan, there is nothing you can do
that will ever make me forget this.
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Nothing, huh?
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Oh, Stan, the Mr. Pibb factory?
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- You are not playing fair.
- I know.
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I'm not forgiving you.
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Mr. Pibb has really seen us
through some times, hasn't he?
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That he has. That he has.
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Ah, Mr. Pibb...
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the cornerstone of our love...
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delicious, refreshing, and totally
lacking in pretension.
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He's not one of those "Doctor" sodas,
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putting on airs and flashing around
his Ivy League diploma.
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No, Mr. Pibb earns his paycheck.
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He's the kind of soda
I'd like to have a beer with.
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Welcome to the Mr. Pibb Experience.
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Stan.
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Francine.
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Evening, Bob.
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You get the e-mail I sent you
with different ideas for Pibb T-shirts?
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Yes. I deleted it immediately.
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Classic Bob.
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Guess what we're doing right now,
right this second.
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- I'm busy.
- No, we're playing...
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Detective Agency!
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I said I've got my science project.
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Well, then, then at least let me help.
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No, don't!
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Check it out. I blinded us with science!
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- Roger, you ruined...
- Science!
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Up high!
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I've had it with you, Roger!
Get the hell away from me!
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Steve-o, you...
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You can't mean that.
I'm...
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I'm your alien.
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Yeah, well, I don't want an alien.
It's not cool anymore.
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Very well.
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If you need me, I'll be in the...
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Oh, wait.
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You don't need me.
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When I was his alien
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And the world was young and gay
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He thought I was as interesting
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As teddy bears were cute
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When I was his alien
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Every day was Tanqueray
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Every night Bacardi
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and the twilight Absolut
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Through the winter and the spring
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We'd make a game of everything
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Chowing down on dunkaroos
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and watching Ricky Lake
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But now he's older, breaking free
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He'd rather play with boobs than me
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I can't believe our special
bond must break
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Now I'm not his alien
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What we had must finally end
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I'm useless
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as a car on bricks
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Atop a redneck's lawn
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Now I'm not his alien
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Sadness is my only friend
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But life...
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goes...
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on.
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Well, that didn't solve anything.
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Guess I'll just go out and get hammered.
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...flavored syrup is then mixed
with thousands of gallons of water.
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Bob, would you say this is where
they put the "Pibb" in Mr. Pibb?
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Sure.
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I wonder if there is a real Mr. Pibb?
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I'll bet he couldn't handle
the celebrity.
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So he took off and hid
from the public eye.
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But every night,
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he returns to this very factory to add
a dash of magic to every batch.
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Yeah, they're discontinuing Mr. Pibb.
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What?
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The parent company's decided
to go in a different direction.
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This was actually my last tour anyway.
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Tomorrow I'm having
a sex change operation.
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Now on I'll be living
my life as a woman.
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Stan, how will we face the future
without Mr. Pibb?!
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Don't panic. We'll...
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We'll start a grass roots campaign
to save Mr. Pibb.
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What if we got a million
signatures on a petition?
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The company would have to listen to us then!
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Right, Bob?
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Oh, soon, my sweets.
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I can't wait to get started.
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But we're just two consumers.
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How can we possibly do this alone?
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Oh, Francine, we are not alone.
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Behold,
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the Pibbmobile.
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Shut up! Get out of my bedroom!
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Hey, Mom, want to help me build
a birdhouse out of popsicle sticks?
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Mommy's smoking, honey.
Go outside and play in the dark.
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Hello?
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An alien!
My very own alien!
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We're going to be best friends.
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Your name is Radblaster.
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Can you say Radblaster?
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It's okay.
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I'll teach you how to talk later.
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Where the hell am I?
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Oh, God, we didn't...
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- You know...?
- You can talk?
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But-but you're an alien!
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Alien? Don't, don't...
don't be ridiculous.
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I'm Bill Cutler, local midday
news anchor.
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Oh, crap.
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Look, kid, I got to go.
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And this never happened.
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It's all a hallucination.
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You took expired Ritalin.
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Please don't go.
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I won't tell anyone.
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You're my alien,
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and I'm going to take care
of you from now on.
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No, thanks, I already have
an Earth kid doing that
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and it's no walk in the...
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I can't even get through that thought.
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I am hung to the over!
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Give me that juice bag.
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Oh!
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Oh! What, what is that, guava?
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Oh!
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If you were my alien,
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I'd play with you all day
and never let you out of my sight.
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So if we were to play, say, hide-and-seek,
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you'd actually try to... find me?
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Duh! You're the coolest thing
I ever saw.
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Do you really have to go
right this second?
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Well, I guess I could sit down
and let you make me some breakfast.
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Maybe an omelet?
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Do you know omelet yet?
How old are you? What do you know?
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I can't believe we stole a car.
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We didn't steal it.
We borrowed it for a higher purpose.
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We've got to get the word out
and save Mr. Pibb.
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Then I only have one question:
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do you have our tape of hot jams?
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I have our hot jams tape.
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Roger! Thank God!
Where were you?
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You didn't come home last night.
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Oh, I was well looked after, Stephen.
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I found a new boy.
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A boy who won me something
worth 750 tickets at the arcade.
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That's more than you make in a year.
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Wait, does this kid know
you're an alien?!
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Yes, and his heart is filled
with wonder by that fact.
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Unlike some people.
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Do you know what my dad will do to us
if he finds out your cover was blown?
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Relax. Henry won't tell anyone.
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Roger, I forbid you to ever see
that kid again!
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You can't keep us apart.
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You don't know me!
You don't know him!
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Hey, have you seen my Carmex?
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No? Fine!
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This is so fun!
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Steve's too busy with science
and girls to play with me.
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I wrote a song about it.
I think it got the point across.
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- I got you cornered.
- Oh, yeah?
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Whoa, good move!
Reese's Piece me.
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You are so cool.
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It's about time someone noticed.
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I can also slow-roast
a chicken in my mouth.
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- I win!
- Let's have a rematch.
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Nah, let's do something else.
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Ooh, ooh, let's play catch
with a koosh ball.
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I said I want a rematch!
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Ow! You're hurting me! Let go!
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Oh, my God! I'm so sorry!
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I didn't mean to hurt you.
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Well, I'm sorry to be the one to tell you
this but that's exactly what you've done,
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because I am hurting, very much so.
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It's just that I hate to lose
and I don't own a koosh ball
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and I thought you wouldn't want
to hang out with me anymore!
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Hey, hey, don't worry.
We all make mistakes.
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I once took down the better part
of a bottle of Amaretto
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and busted a growler
in a museum donation box.
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Assemble liberal media.
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As Mr. Pibb, I hereby exercise my
Pibbidential authority to declare war...
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...on thirst!
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Any other soft drink is little more
than a weapon of mass dehydration.
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- Is that...?
- Yes,
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the couple who are always hanging
around the factory.
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Is the Pibbmobile in the lot?
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Yeah, it's still there. Oh!
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Wait, no, that's a...
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That's a Jetta.
No, the Pibbmobile's gone.
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Think, Gordon.
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How would Mello Yello handle this?
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We're running out of air, Lieutenant.
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All the other men are dead
and the sonar's shot.
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All is lost!
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- Okay, that was fun.
- Where are you going?
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We're 40 fathoms under the sea.
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- It's getting late.
- It's that Steve, isn't it?
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- You're running off to see him.
- Well, I kind of live there.
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It's no wonder he stopped
playing with you.
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You're so fat and ugly.
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You're... you're as fat as a... as a fart!
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I beg your pardon.
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You don't appreciate
what I've done for you.
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I made you lieutenant.
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You were a cook
when we started playing.
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Okay, Henry, take it easy.
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This is your fault.
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I have to teach you a lesson.
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- Home from Henry's already?
- Henry has a full schedule today.
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Did you know he's in Sylvan?
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His report cards have
improved dramatically!
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Oh, my God, your eye!
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- Did he hit you?
- It was my fault.
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I disobeyed Captain's orders
and jeopardized the mission.
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Stop making excuses for him!
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You sound just like Daphne Zuniga
from that Lifetime movie.
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And you remember what happened to her.
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Oh, my God!
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She ended up on ABC Family.
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Well, I'm not going to let that
happen to me.
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- Is Roger here?
- You must be Henry.
253
00:14:10,876 --> 00:14:13,382
Beat it!
Roger never wants to see you again.
254
00:14:13,388 --> 00:14:14,671
Hi, Henry.
255
00:14:14,886 --> 00:14:17,100
Roger, I'm sorry about what happened.
256
00:14:17,258 --> 00:14:18,880
We, we were playing,
257
00:14:18,887 --> 00:14:20,550
and I didn't eat anything,
258
00:14:20,567 --> 00:14:22,310
and I'm hypoglycemic.
259
00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:25,052
That explains everything.
260
00:14:25,105 --> 00:14:27,423
- No, it doesn't.
- I'll make it up to you.
261
00:14:27,427 --> 00:14:28,843
I brought my bike.
262
00:14:28,847 --> 00:14:31,112
You can jump in the basket
and we'll go play.
263
00:14:31,327 --> 00:14:32,761
Don't do it, Roger.
264
00:14:32,767 --> 00:14:35,141
You don't understand. He needs me.
265
00:14:36,566 --> 00:14:38,941
- Roger!
- You come after us,
266
00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:42,370
I'll turn him into the government
and rat out your whole family.
267
00:14:42,586 --> 00:14:45,981
Give it up, butt-face.
He's my alien now.
268
00:14:48,207 --> 00:14:51,562
This is one sweet ride.
What is she, a Huffy?
269
00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:54,302
Baby, you treat me so fine!
270
00:14:58,666 --> 00:15:00,330
What's wrong with you?
You look horrible.
271
00:15:00,335 --> 00:15:02,201
I've had this flu for like two weeks.
272
00:15:02,207 --> 00:15:04,621
I started to feel better on Tuesday,
but then I pushed it
273
00:15:04,627 --> 00:15:07,493
- and now I have this darker mucus and...
- I was talking to Steve.
274
00:15:07,495 --> 00:15:09,370
Are you sure you
don't want to be a nurse, Hayley?
275
00:15:09,378 --> 00:15:10,561
You're so caring.
276
00:15:10,567 --> 00:15:11,980
I lost Roger, Hayley.
277
00:15:11,987 --> 00:15:15,133
I was all wrapped up in my science fair
and I yelled at him,
278
00:15:15,138 --> 00:15:17,941
and I drove him right into the arms
of a kid who beats him!
279
00:15:17,946 --> 00:15:21,890
Oh. I just thought you got like a boner
in gym class or something.
280
00:15:21,975 --> 00:15:23,363
I don't know what to do.
281
00:15:23,497 --> 00:15:25,322
Why does he stay, Hayley?
282
00:15:25,326 --> 00:15:26,950
Why does he stay?!
283
00:15:26,956 --> 00:15:28,960
Clearly, he's getting something
from this kid,
284
00:15:28,966 --> 00:15:30,360
he wasn't getting from you.
285
00:15:30,366 --> 00:15:32,071
When you have that kind
of co-dependency,
286
00:15:32,078 --> 00:15:34,743
it can be hard to break free
from an abusive relationship.
287
00:15:35,577 --> 00:15:37,400
Can I come out of the pantry now, babe?
288
00:15:37,406 --> 00:15:39,081
I said I'll get you when I'm ready!
289
00:15:40,486 --> 00:15:43,731
And so I say to you,
graduates of the Naval Academy,
290
00:15:43,738 --> 00:15:46,651
I know that you will all gladly
lay down your lives
291
00:15:46,657 --> 00:15:49,432
in the pursuit of signatures
to save Mr. Pibb
292
00:15:49,438 --> 00:15:51,030
for generations to come.
293
00:15:51,047 --> 00:15:53,540
Wasn't the keynote speaker supposed
to be Colin Powell?
294
00:15:53,597 --> 00:15:55,371
No, no, that's him.
295
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:58,962
Mr. Smith, we're from
the Mr. Pibb Company.
296
00:15:59,016 --> 00:16:02,190
I'm afraid we cannot allow you
to continue making pronouncements
297
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:03,681
on behalf of our product.
298
00:16:03,798 --> 00:16:07,190
Return the Pibbmobile and we'll keep
this matter out of the courts.
299
00:16:07,197 --> 00:16:10,472
I see your point.
That sounds perfectly reasonable.
300
00:16:10,785 --> 00:16:11,580
Run!
301
00:16:17,888 --> 00:16:18,632
Hello?
302
00:16:19,486 --> 00:16:22,190
He's gonna kill me!
You were right! Help!
303
00:16:22,256 --> 00:16:24,133
Open this door, damn it!
304
00:16:25,575 --> 00:16:27,023
Hang on. I'm coming!
305
00:16:28,525 --> 00:16:29,420
Hello?
306
00:16:29,428 --> 00:16:31,382
Yeah, everything's cool.
Henry and I made up.
307
00:16:31,386 --> 00:16:32,791
He asked me to move in with him.
308
00:16:32,798 --> 00:16:35,620
Oh, for Pete's sake!
I'm coming anyway.
309
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:43,212
Did you enjoy your Steak-Ums, Henry?
310
00:16:43,265 --> 00:16:45,563
- Eh.
- I'll just clean up then.
311
00:16:45,636 --> 00:16:47,751
I know you like a tidy house.
312
00:16:51,656 --> 00:16:52,680
Steve!
313
00:16:52,715 --> 00:16:54,772
You can't be here!
What if he sees you?
314
00:16:54,778 --> 00:16:57,020
- We've gotta get you out of here.
- I would...
315
00:16:57,175 --> 00:16:59,060
if only it weren't for the baby.
316
00:16:59,068 --> 00:17:01,200
- Roger, there's no baby.
- Oh...
317
00:17:01,515 --> 00:17:03,373
guess I didn't need to give up smoking.
318
00:17:03,376 --> 00:17:05,540
Still, you don't know
what Henry is capable of.
319
00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:08,271
He'll find me, Steve.
He'll find me and kill me!
320
00:17:08,275 --> 00:17:11,581
- Don't worry. I have a plan.
- Well, it's about time.
321
00:17:12,075 --> 00:17:13,490
Oh!
322
00:17:13,675 --> 00:17:15,580
Oh! The pain!
323
00:17:15,606 --> 00:17:18,520
My moaning stems from pain!
324
00:17:18,528 --> 00:17:22,080
- What's wrong with you?
- Oh, I'm dying, Henry.
325
00:17:22,086 --> 00:17:24,543
I need to get back to my home planet.
326
00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:26,522
My alien is dying?
327
00:17:26,915 --> 00:17:27,792
Cool.
328
00:17:27,895 --> 00:17:29,340
Yeah, well, anyway...
329
00:17:29,366 --> 00:17:31,692
I called my people
and told them to pick me up.
330
00:17:31,695 --> 00:17:34,401
I had to build an interstellar
communication device.
331
00:17:39,925 --> 00:17:41,473
Uh-oh. They found us.
332
00:17:41,475 --> 00:17:43,102
It's over, Stan.
333
00:17:43,106 --> 00:17:44,523
We've failed Pibb.
334
00:17:44,525 --> 00:17:46,453
Don't say that, Francine!
We'll get through this!
335
00:17:46,468 --> 00:17:47,982
We Pibbs are survivors.
336
00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:49,891
Hello? Anyone home?
337
00:17:50,897 --> 00:17:52,570
You can't treat me like this!
338
00:17:52,577 --> 00:17:53,940
I'm Mr. Pibb!
339
00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:56,831
No, Stan, this is Mr. Pibb.
340
00:17:58,657 --> 00:17:59,862
Mr. Pibb?
341
00:18:00,157 --> 00:18:02,063
Is it really you?
342
00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:05,671
Yes, Stan. They brought me out
of the home to talk to you.
343
00:18:05,777 --> 00:18:08,920
First time anyone's come to see me
in a year and a half.
344
00:18:09,618 --> 00:18:11,573
Well, everybody's busy.
345
00:18:12,226 --> 00:18:14,181
This has gone too far.
346
00:18:14,268 --> 00:18:17,512
The thirst isn't a war
that can be won or lost.
347
00:18:17,875 --> 00:18:21,481
It's an ongoing dialogue between
man and beverage.
348
00:18:21,486 --> 00:18:24,222
But we've based so much of our love
on your soda.
349
00:18:24,227 --> 00:18:27,161
What are we supposed to drink
together once you're gone?
350
00:18:27,167 --> 00:18:29,072
Try Pibb Xtra.
351
00:18:29,286 --> 00:18:32,581
Its bolder taste and graphics
appeal to young adults
352
00:18:32,588 --> 00:18:34,620
who are looking to get
the most out of life
353
00:18:34,626 --> 00:18:36,920
and the most out of their soft drink.
354
00:18:36,926 --> 00:18:39,402
Sounds off the hook.
But it's not Mr. Pibb.
355
00:18:39,407 --> 00:18:41,803
Soft drinks come and go, Stan.
356
00:18:41,808 --> 00:18:44,122
It's not the brands that matter...
357
00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:47,090
It's having some one to drink them with.
358
00:18:47,275 --> 00:18:49,521
I didn't fall in love with Mr. Pibb.
359
00:18:49,917 --> 00:18:52,201
I fell in love with you, Francine.
360
00:18:52,206 --> 00:18:54,632
Whatever beverages the future holds,
361
00:18:54,686 --> 00:18:57,132
as long as we're drinking them together,
362
00:18:57,135 --> 00:18:58,940
we'll be just fine.
363
00:19:01,558 --> 00:19:03,900
So, uh, where's the Pibbmobile?
364
00:19:04,607 --> 00:19:07,540
This is the spot?
Where's the ship?
365
00:19:07,676 --> 00:19:09,211
Uh...
366
00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:12,190
Whoa... they're here.
367
00:19:20,347 --> 00:19:22,332
Oh, man, he's never gonna fall for this.
368
00:19:22,438 --> 00:19:23,543
Cool!
369
00:19:23,548 --> 00:19:27,280
- A real spaceship.
- Then again, he is nine.
370
00:19:28,608 --> 00:19:31,290
Okay, Henry, gotta go.
Thank you. Be good.
371
00:19:31,298 --> 00:19:33,333
I'll be right here. You get the drift.
372
00:19:34,547 --> 00:19:36,110
My lungs!
373
00:19:36,197 --> 00:19:39,033
Wait a minute... you're not dying.
374
00:19:39,098 --> 00:19:40,861
You were planning on ditching me,
375
00:19:40,876 --> 00:19:43,863
and taking Steve with you
to your home planet!
376
00:19:43,867 --> 00:19:45,612
Okay...
377
00:19:46,856 --> 00:19:47,892
Uh, Roger.
378
00:19:48,027 --> 00:19:50,932
we better get going if you wanna meet
your parents for dinner at Space Cocos.
379
00:19:50,935 --> 00:19:52,433
Roger, don't go!
380
00:19:52,466 --> 00:19:54,211
I swear I'll change.
381
00:19:54,248 --> 00:19:57,623
We'll play all day and
we'll make a fort out of pillows,
382
00:19:57,708 --> 00:19:59,841
and I'll never be too busy for you.
383
00:20:00,026 --> 00:20:02,011
You're my alien.
384
00:20:03,048 --> 00:20:05,572
Oh, Henry... Yes! Yes!
385
00:20:05,576 --> 00:20:07,203
A thousand times yes!
386
00:20:07,205 --> 00:20:08,282
No!
387
00:20:08,287 --> 00:20:10,321
God, Roger, what the hell?!
388
00:20:10,326 --> 00:20:13,113
You're the most backward-ass
advanced life form ever.
389
00:20:13,118 --> 00:20:15,332
See! He doesn't care about you.
390
00:20:15,336 --> 00:20:17,933
Look, Roger, I'm not gonna make
a bunch of promises
391
00:20:17,937 --> 00:20:19,973
about how we're always gonna
play together
392
00:20:19,978 --> 00:20:21,942
and how every moment's gonna be great.
393
00:20:21,975 --> 00:20:24,570
And if a girl calls and I think
there's a shot at boob,
394
00:20:24,576 --> 00:20:25,991
I'm going for the boob.
395
00:20:26,128 --> 00:20:28,291
But I will come home
and tell you about it.
396
00:20:28,427 --> 00:20:29,942
Because you're not my alien.
397
00:20:30,696 --> 00:20:32,213
You're my friend,
398
00:20:32,296 --> 00:20:33,913
my best friend.
399
00:20:35,006 --> 00:20:36,830
All right, I'm sick of this baloney!
400
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:39,833
Now get your fat alien ass
in my bike basket!
401
00:20:39,835 --> 00:20:41,630
- No!
- I said :
402
00:20:41,637 --> 00:20:43,621
Get in the basket.
403
00:20:48,538 --> 00:20:51,002
I'm not afraid of you anymore!
404
00:20:52,635 --> 00:20:55,342
- Ready to go home?
- You bet!
405
00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:04,501
Well, Roger, it's good to have you back.
406
00:21:04,516 --> 00:21:05,821
Thanks, buddy.
407
00:21:05,986 --> 00:21:09,410
Uh, Steve, I think you're cleaning
your glasses with your mom's panties.
408
00:21:10,366 --> 00:21:10,720
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