1 00:00:32,868 --> 00:00:34,394 God, what was I thinking? 2 00:00:34,656 --> 00:00:36,395 I don't want to be an organ donor. 3 00:00:36,495 --> 00:00:39,193 People out there, just rooting for me to die. 4 00:00:40,897 --> 00:00:43,112 Steve, it's a beautiful afternoon. 5 00:00:43,287 --> 00:00:44,906 Shouldn't you be outside with your friends, 6 00:00:44,991 --> 00:00:47,812 turning my tool shed into Mordor or... 7 00:00:48,153 --> 00:00:49,755 Endor or... 8 00:00:50,255 --> 00:00:51,831 something heartbreaking? 9 00:00:51,905 --> 00:00:53,697 I've given up that dorky pastime 10 00:00:53,797 --> 00:00:55,850 and decided to follow my true passion: 11 00:00:55,984 --> 00:00:57,448 back-up dancing! 12 00:00:57,579 --> 00:01:00,378 Look! I'm good, but I don't pull focus. 13 00:01:00,510 --> 00:01:02,493 Work it, Dad! You're the star! 14 00:01:02,759 --> 00:01:05,313 Thrust it, thrust it, thrust it. 15 00:01:05,387 --> 00:01:06,943 Then hide the reveal. 16 00:01:07,655 --> 00:01:10,401 We really should've spaced out your vaccinations. 17 00:01:13,368 --> 00:01:14,553 What the...? 18 00:01:19,765 --> 00:01:22,251 - My study! - And my Turkish bath. 19 00:01:22,518 --> 00:01:24,881 - Have a fig. - You are so dead! 20 00:01:28,717 --> 00:01:29,900 Hold on. 21 00:01:39,536 --> 00:01:41,020 You destroyed my study! 22 00:01:41,206 --> 00:01:44,320 You barged into my sauna! You know how stressful that is? 23 00:01:44,416 --> 00:01:46,600 I had just unclenched my anus. 24 00:01:46,875 --> 00:01:48,670 My sanctuary is ruined. 25 00:01:48,937 --> 00:01:51,193 You are the most selfish thing I've ever met. 26 00:01:51,268 --> 00:01:53,502 What are you talking about? I offered you a fig. 27 00:01:53,568 --> 00:01:55,123 I offered him a fig, Francine. 28 00:01:55,226 --> 00:01:57,860 Is that true, Stan? Did he offer you a fig? 29 00:01:57,956 --> 00:02:00,452 Because that sounds like the opposite of selfish. 30 00:02:00,515 --> 00:02:01,942 That sounds nutritious. 31 00:02:02,015 --> 00:02:04,942 - All you ever do is defend him. - Oh, I do not. 32 00:02:05,008 --> 00:02:06,491 Please, you're always doing it. 33 00:02:07,865 --> 00:02:09,580 Roger, painted me in my sleep! 34 00:02:09,668 --> 00:02:11,790 My canvas is life. I'm an artist. 35 00:02:11,855 --> 00:02:14,263 Leave him alone, honey. He's an artist. 36 00:02:15,525 --> 00:02:17,343 Roger stuck a syringe in my chest! 37 00:02:17,398 --> 00:02:19,020 I was playing Pulp Fiction. 38 00:02:19,077 --> 00:02:20,432 The bitch was o.d.-ing 39 00:02:20,475 --> 00:02:22,020 and I gave her a shot in the heart. 40 00:02:22,076 --> 00:02:23,291 Leave him alone, Stan. 41 00:02:23,347 --> 00:02:25,111 He thought you were an o.d.-ing bitch. 42 00:02:26,417 --> 00:02:28,723 - He took my hair! - He took my land! 43 00:02:28,796 --> 00:02:31,323 Leave him alone, honey. You took his land. 44 00:02:31,567 --> 00:02:33,840 You have to stop making excuses for him. 45 00:02:33,956 --> 00:02:36,792 - You're an enabler. - I'am not. He's an alien. 46 00:02:36,825 --> 00:02:39,011 He doesn't understand how things work here. 47 00:02:39,226 --> 00:02:41,642 He's been on this planet for 60 years. 48 00:02:41,725 --> 00:02:44,301 He knew Stockard Channing when she was in her late forties. 49 00:02:44,505 --> 00:02:47,013 No, I knew Stockard Channing in the late forties. 50 00:02:47,096 --> 00:02:49,361 - She was 50. - God, I'm sick of you! 51 00:02:49,668 --> 00:02:51,582 Francine, if you want to deal with Roger, 52 00:02:51,646 --> 00:02:53,350 be my guest, but I'm through with him. 53 00:02:53,447 --> 00:02:56,451 - You're dead to me! - Well, you're dead to me, too! 54 00:02:56,767 --> 00:02:59,113 You hear me?! I don't care what you think! 55 00:02:59,598 --> 00:03:00,912 He hates me! 56 00:03:02,336 --> 00:03:04,992 Oh, Roger,no he doesn't. 57 00:03:05,046 --> 00:03:06,861 Oh, please don't cry. 58 00:03:07,466 --> 00:03:11,251 I see the moon, the moon sees me.. 59 00:03:11,597 --> 00:03:17,690 He... doesn't... care... if I... live... or die! 60 00:03:18,526 --> 00:03:20,533 I'm going to kill myself. 61 00:03:20,636 --> 00:03:24,443 I'm gonna go to Europe and throw myself in the Baltic Sea! 62 00:03:24,567 --> 00:03:27,222 Roger, please don't talk like that. 63 00:03:27,276 --> 00:03:28,752 Of course Stan cares. 64 00:03:28,915 --> 00:03:31,463 - I'll prove it to you. - Really? How? 65 00:03:31,766 --> 00:03:33,970 Don't worry, I'll come up with a plan. 66 00:03:34,088 --> 00:03:35,411 Yes, a plan! 67 00:03:35,475 --> 00:03:37,400 I was gonna say let's just let stuff happen, 68 00:03:37,496 --> 00:03:39,020 but yes, a plan! 69 00:03:39,506 --> 00:03:42,120 - Wait, where are you going? - I have to go fold some laundry. 70 00:03:42,145 --> 00:03:43,551 - Can I come with? - Sure. 71 00:03:43,756 --> 00:03:46,590 - Will you carry me? - Aren't you a little big for... 72 00:03:46,766 --> 00:03:49,710 - I'm sad! - Okay, okay. 73 00:03:50,327 --> 00:03:54,240 Oh... you're a big boy. 74 00:04:02,637 --> 00:04:04,350 I like being carryied. 75 00:04:05,905 --> 00:04:07,680 Hey, Klaus, check it out. 76 00:04:07,857 --> 00:04:09,650 My dad is gonna hit the roof. 77 00:04:09,987 --> 00:04:12,742 Oh, a temporary henna tattoo-- how daring! 78 00:04:12,846 --> 00:04:16,561 What's next? You gonna bake cookies at 351 degrees? 79 00:04:16,775 --> 00:04:18,350 Oh, like you're so daring. 80 00:04:18,436 --> 00:04:20,671 You won't even go into the deep end of your own bowl. 81 00:04:20,777 --> 00:04:21,920 Oh, really? 82 00:04:22,017 --> 00:04:24,991 Maybe we should settle this with a game of Truth or Dare. 83 00:04:25,087 --> 00:04:26,980 How about Dare or Dare? 84 00:04:27,136 --> 00:04:28,921 How 'bout I punch you in the bleeping face? 85 00:04:28,978 --> 00:04:30,832 See what I did there? I bleeped myself. 86 00:04:30,955 --> 00:04:33,080 I took the joy away from the censors. 87 00:04:33,167 --> 00:04:35,932 Yeah, I'll play your game of dares, little girl. 88 00:04:36,056 --> 00:04:38,381 I am a bleeping force to be reckoned with. 89 00:04:38,558 --> 00:04:39,763 Okay, I'll go first. 90 00:04:39,877 --> 00:04:41,592 I dare you to kiss me. 91 00:04:42,286 --> 00:04:44,762 All my Nancy Drews-- ruined! 92 00:04:44,836 --> 00:04:47,763 Now I'll never know how that ghost left footprints. 93 00:04:49,415 --> 00:04:51,160 - Hello? - We have Roger. 94 00:04:51,268 --> 00:04:52,561 What? Who is this? 95 00:04:52,636 --> 00:04:54,611 - The kidnappers. - Yeah, right. 96 00:04:54,726 --> 00:04:56,900 If you have Roger, then where'd you snatch him from? 97 00:04:56,995 --> 00:04:59,603 - Cinnabon. - You savages! 98 00:04:59,906 --> 00:05:01,671 If you want to see Roger again, 99 00:05:01,967 --> 00:05:03,692 bring $1,000 100 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:07,403 to the abandoned ice factory in Lanceton by 6:00 p.m. 101 00:05:07,738 --> 00:05:09,710 or we cut him in half. 102 00:05:16,748 --> 00:05:18,433 Well, what did he say? Is he worried? 103 00:05:18,528 --> 00:05:20,442 He's very worried. 104 00:05:20,558 --> 00:05:21,791 Oh, this is great! 105 00:05:22,045 --> 00:05:24,253 And what a location for a kidnapping. 106 00:05:24,438 --> 00:05:27,780 If I were writinga play-- which I am, but not about kidnapping-- 107 00:05:27,868 --> 00:05:31,811 I'd set it here. Interior.Lanceton Ice Factory. 108 00:05:31,975 --> 00:05:33,311 Magic hour. 109 00:05:34,297 --> 00:05:36,610 and maybe the call of a lone crow 110 00:05:36,677 --> 00:05:38,982 can echo in the distance. 111 00:05:39,266 --> 00:05:41,922 Maybe. Maybe that couldbe in your play. 112 00:05:42,026 --> 00:05:44,162 Now hurry and tie me up. He'll be here any minute. 113 00:05:51,236 --> 00:05:53,831 I hope I'm not too late! Please don't hurt him 114 00:05:54,186 --> 00:05:55,683 One for Please Don't Hurt Him. 115 00:05:56,677 --> 00:05:59,083 - That'll be $8.50. - $8.50? 116 00:05:59,147 --> 00:06:02,770 - In the newspaper it says 5:50. - That's when the movie starts, sir. 117 00:06:02,817 --> 00:06:05,072 That's why you showed up at 5:50. 118 00:06:06,625 --> 00:06:08,891 Feel good? Feel like a big man? 119 00:06:15,607 --> 00:06:16,712 Where is he? 120 00:06:16,845 --> 00:06:19,423 Stan should have been here with the ransom hours ago. 121 00:06:19,467 --> 00:06:21,211 I knew he didn't care about me. 122 00:06:21,267 --> 00:06:22,582 Maybe he's lost. 123 00:06:22,636 --> 00:06:24,661 Of course he's lost! Lanceton? 124 00:06:24,747 --> 00:06:26,580 This place is barely on the map! 125 00:06:26,708 --> 00:06:29,511 Lanceton makes Idlydale look like West Hemmitburg. 126 00:06:29,587 --> 00:06:31,362 Look, just calm down. 127 00:06:31,496 --> 00:06:33,973 I'll go home and try to find out what happened. 128 00:06:34,216 --> 00:06:36,692 - Hungry. - Okay, um, well... 129 00:06:37,078 --> 00:06:39,341 I have a baggie of grapes in my purse. 130 00:06:41,058 --> 00:06:43,310 Were you ever gonna tell me about the grapes? 131 00:06:46,158 --> 00:06:49,611 You see why this isn't working, right? Feed them to me! 132 00:06:53,287 --> 00:06:54,572 I don't like grapes. 133 00:06:55,116 --> 00:06:57,270 Come on, I dare you. You have been dared. 134 00:07:00,836 --> 00:07:02,732 Oh, my God! I can'tbelieve you did that. 135 00:07:02,786 --> 00:07:06,083 Now you must rely solely on your eyelash for protection from debris. 136 00:07:06,838 --> 00:07:10,271 - Stan, what are you doing here? - Just watching commercials, 137 00:07:10,328 --> 00:07:13,040 trying to figure out which truck is the most rugged. 138 00:07:14,218 --> 00:07:17,102 Hey, I haven't seen Roger all day, have you? 139 00:07:17,146 --> 00:07:18,192 You just missed him. 140 00:07:18,217 --> 00:07:20,801 He said he's going to a bachelor party in Napa. 141 00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:22,773 - In Napa? - Yeah. 142 00:07:23,087 --> 00:07:25,402 Roger's at a bachelor party 143 00:07:25,565 --> 00:07:27,300 - in Napa. - Yes. 144 00:07:27,684 --> 00:07:29,328 Who's getting married? 145 00:07:30,139 --> 00:07:31,228 Ken. 146 00:07:32,260 --> 00:07:35,053 I know he's lying, but I can't call him on it. 147 00:07:35,179 --> 00:07:36,301 Because if I say, 148 00:07:36,407 --> 00:07:38,861 "He's not in Napa, he's at the ice factory," 149 00:07:39,008 --> 00:07:42,993 he'll say, "How do you know?" And I'll be like, "Ooh." 150 00:07:44,475 --> 00:07:46,961 Oh, God, he's looking at me-- say something. 151 00:07:48,907 --> 00:07:51,663 That wasn't saying something, that was doing something. 152 00:07:52,157 --> 00:07:53,171 Clapping. 153 00:07:53,465 --> 00:07:54,513 That-a girl. 154 00:07:57,648 --> 00:07:59,791 - Hello? - Why didn't you show up? 155 00:07:59,898 --> 00:08:01,631 - Amanda? - Amanda? 156 00:08:01,735 --> 00:08:04,720 - No, this is the kidnappers. - Oh, hey, how are you? 157 00:08:04,837 --> 00:08:06,560 - Who's Amanda? - Just a friend. 158 00:08:06,666 --> 00:08:07,763 A work friend? 159 00:08:07,866 --> 00:08:09,531 Look, I'm sorry you had to kill Roger, 160 00:08:09,596 --> 00:08:11,451 but a thousand bucks, that's a little steep. 161 00:08:11,668 --> 00:08:13,842 No, we didn't kill him... yet. 162 00:08:14,165 --> 00:08:16,811 But we hear what you're saying. Times are tough. 163 00:08:16,938 --> 00:08:19,691 So, let's say, what, a hundred dollars? 164 00:08:20,816 --> 00:08:23,591 - Forty dollars. - I don't know. 165 00:08:23,847 --> 00:08:27,252 Look, just bring us whatever you have in your change jar. 166 00:08:27,375 --> 00:08:30,093 - Okay, I guess. - That's right, you guess. 167 00:08:30,316 --> 00:08:33,332 Get here by midnight or we cut off his head. 168 00:08:35,378 --> 00:08:37,253 Francine, where's our change jar? 169 00:08:37,347 --> 00:08:39,600 Oh, Stan!I'm so proud of you. 170 00:08:39,667 --> 00:08:40,651 For what? 171 00:08:41,038 --> 00:08:44,201 You... called it our change jar. 172 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:47,493 I guess we're really in this for the long haul. 173 00:08:50,256 --> 00:08:53,063 He couldn't get the money together so I lowered the price. 174 00:08:53,146 --> 00:08:55,291 That makes sense. You set the price too high. 175 00:08:55,437 --> 00:08:57,751 Of course it's hard for him with you not working. 176 00:08:57,867 --> 00:08:59,042 Not contributing. 177 00:08:59,877 --> 00:09:01,431 Okay... 178 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:04,120 I can't wait for Stan to ride in here 179 00:09:04,188 --> 00:09:07,201 like a white knight and hug me and give me hugs. 180 00:09:07,616 --> 00:09:10,913 Well, in the meantime, I brought you your tacos. 181 00:09:11,006 --> 00:09:13,181 Oh, thank God. I am starving. 182 00:09:14,768 --> 00:09:17,693 This is Taco Barn. I said Taco King. 183 00:09:17,797 --> 00:09:19,232 Aren't they the same thing? 184 00:09:19,286 --> 00:09:22,383 - Anyway, Stan's coming so... - I'm sorry.I just have to ask. 185 00:09:22,598 --> 00:09:24,363 Have I committed some crime? 186 00:09:24,408 --> 00:09:28,202 Did I clean my toile twith a wash cloth and then jam it into your mother's mouth? 187 00:09:28,407 --> 00:09:29,090 What? 188 00:09:29,196 --> 00:09:31,480 'Cause that's what you're doing to me! 189 00:09:32,758 --> 00:09:37,211 - Okay, that was just an accident. - No, it wasn't! 190 00:09:37,367 --> 00:09:39,673 Oh, how did Iend up here? 191 00:09:39,858 --> 00:09:43,401 Stuck in an old ice factory in my least favorite wig, 192 00:09:43,505 --> 00:09:46,441 all part of some dizzy blonde's joy ride. 193 00:09:47,996 --> 00:09:49,903 Don't cry, Roger. 194 00:09:49,975 --> 00:09:53,093 I see the moon, the moon sees me... 195 00:09:53,205 --> 00:09:55,921 No! I hate it here! It's drafty! 196 00:10:04,926 --> 00:10:06,770 Roger, please calm down. 197 00:10:06,846 --> 00:10:09,823 Look, what if I take you to a motel? 198 00:10:10,197 --> 00:10:11,952 Motel?! 199 00:10:12,126 --> 00:10:14,972 You think I'm a prostitute, but I'm not! 200 00:10:15,127 --> 00:10:17,873 Okay! Okay! How about the Four Seasons? 201 00:10:18,028 --> 00:10:19,030 Carry me there. 202 00:10:20,397 --> 00:10:23,253 I'm gonna hold onto your hair for safety. 203 00:10:26,516 --> 00:10:30,053 Stan, how come you asked where the change jar was last night? 204 00:10:30,217 --> 00:10:31,991 I knew I was going to be barbecuing today 205 00:10:32,095 --> 00:10:34,280 and I didn't want the napkins flying all over the yard. 206 00:10:36,677 --> 00:10:38,972 I miss Roger. Don't you miss Roger? 207 00:10:39,196 --> 00:10:40,900 - Nope. - Well... 208 00:10:41,046 --> 00:10:42,981 maybe you don't miss him now, 209 00:10:43,145 --> 00:10:45,891 but sometimes the things we take for granted 210 00:10:45,995 --> 00:10:49,942 disappear and we can never get them back. 211 00:10:51,966 --> 00:10:53,762 Got it, Hayley! I did it! 212 00:10:53,886 --> 00:10:57,222 I guess what I'm saying is, you're gonna miss him. 213 00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:58,850 - Who? - Roger! 214 00:10:58,917 --> 00:11:00,160 Oh, I forgot to tell you. 215 00:11:00,218 --> 00:11:02,793 Roger called and said his people came back for him. 216 00:11:03,347 --> 00:11:06,733 Roger called and said his people came back for him? 217 00:11:06,808 --> 00:11:07,501 Yes 218 00:11:07,687 --> 00:11:09,993 Roger's going back to his planet? 219 00:11:10,048 --> 00:11:11,930 Yes, but he said if we went up on the roof 220 00:11:12,028 --> 00:11:14,312 he'd fly over and send us a good-bye message. 221 00:11:14,828 --> 00:11:16,561 Of course, you'll have to wear this. 222 00:11:20,035 --> 00:11:22,790 - Where's your pot? - I have these tongs. 223 00:11:23,037 --> 00:11:26,542 Ooh! Ooh!I'm getting a message! Quick. Wave.He wants us to wave. 224 00:11:26,945 --> 00:11:28,871 What's he saying to you? 225 00:11:29,207 --> 00:11:31,980 Uh, I guess pretty much the same thing he's saying to you. 226 00:11:32,058 --> 00:11:34,433 No, he said everyone would get their own personal message. 227 00:11:34,477 --> 00:11:36,251 Adjust your pot. Come on, what's he saying? 228 00:11:37,278 --> 00:11:40,591 I, uh...I think... 229 00:11:40,685 --> 00:11:43,320 Is he saying,"We have caller ID"? 230 00:11:43,427 --> 00:11:44,183 Is he saying 231 00:11:44,227 --> 00:11:47,111 "Next time you kidnap Roger don't use your cell phone"? 232 00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:48,592 Is that his message? 233 00:11:50,208 --> 00:11:52,631 You've known the whole time? 234 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:53,963 Of course! 235 00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:56,320 Oh, Stan,it's been awful. 236 00:11:56,456 --> 00:11:58,751 I just wanted to show him you cared, 237 00:11:58,857 --> 00:12:00,883 but it turned intoa nightmare. 238 00:12:01,025 --> 00:12:04,470 Roger's a selfish,inconsiderate beast. 239 00:12:05,406 --> 00:12:07,640 Look at this! It's taco! 240 00:12:07,786 --> 00:12:10,971 He did this to me. He was screaming, 241 00:12:11,097 --> 00:12:12,942 spitting grapes. 242 00:12:13,006 --> 00:12:15,641 He even made me buy him a Yorkie, 243 00:12:15,728 --> 00:12:19,621 and then take it back when it wouldn't dance for him. 244 00:12:20,497 --> 00:12:22,773 Because he knows he can get away with it! 245 00:12:22,865 --> 00:12:25,840 You want him to stop being a brat, you have to stop enabling him. 246 00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:27,242 - Get tough! - You're right. 247 00:12:27,388 --> 00:12:29,933 - You were right all along. - Hey, look. 248 00:12:30,076 --> 00:12:31,920 I've been up here background dancing 249 00:12:31,977 --> 00:12:34,111 to your conversation the entire time. 250 00:12:34,197 --> 00:12:36,962 And you didn't even notice. I am awesome! 251 00:12:40,405 --> 00:12:43,563 - So, there is no Amanda? - There is, but she's fat. 252 00:12:49,738 --> 00:12:51,770 Put the bucket of clams in the corner. 253 00:12:51,816 --> 00:12:53,092 I'm not ready for 'em yet. 254 00:12:53,197 --> 00:12:55,621 And that smear on the sheets is a Peppermint Patty. 255 00:12:55,667 --> 00:12:57,103 It was here when I got here. 256 00:12:57,288 --> 00:13:00,052 - Oh, it's you. - Roger, Stan isn't coming. 257 00:13:00,166 --> 00:13:00,883 What? 258 00:13:01,028 --> 00:13:04,053 Oh, my God, Francine, what did you do this time? 259 00:13:04,168 --> 00:13:06,670 I'm gonna throw this seabass on your shoes. 260 00:13:06,867 --> 00:13:07,473 There! 261 00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:10,581 Now your shoes stink as bad as your ideas. 262 00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:19,001 You... You struck me with a bass. 263 00:13:19,195 --> 00:13:21,880 That's right, because you're a spoiled brat! 264 00:13:22,046 --> 00:13:25,533 You whine and you complain and you walk all over me. 265 00:13:25,645 --> 00:13:28,551 But no more! I'm done! 266 00:13:33,155 --> 00:13:36,552 Go ahead. Cry. I'm not enabling you anymore. 267 00:13:36,947 --> 00:13:40,270 I see the moon, the moon sees me 268 00:13:40,558 --> 00:13:43,080 The moon sees the one... 269 00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:46,740 - Finished? - I don't know. 270 00:13:48,408 --> 00:13:50,510 You want to know why Stan didn't show up? 271 00:13:50,598 --> 00:13:52,160 Because he doesn't like you. 272 00:13:52,356 --> 00:13:54,670 And you know what? I don't like you either. 273 00:13:55,247 --> 00:13:57,923 - Yes, you do! - No, I don't. 274 00:13:58,065 --> 00:14:01,763 And if you want to win back my love and be part of this family, 275 00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:04,773 you're gonna have to change. You have to be nice. 276 00:14:04,915 --> 00:14:07,943 I can't be nice all the time. It's not in my nature. 277 00:14:07,998 --> 00:14:11,103 Then I'm sorry, Roger, but this is good-bye. 278 00:14:18,517 --> 00:14:20,223 No! Don't go! 279 00:14:20,297 --> 00:14:22,493 I'll do anything! 280 00:14:23,165 --> 00:14:25,710 Are you sure? You're really ready? 281 00:14:25,926 --> 00:14:27,441 Yes, yes. 282 00:14:27,757 --> 00:14:31,040 - I'm readyto quit drinking. - That's not whatthis is about. 283 00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:32,283 Oh, thank God. 284 00:14:35,538 --> 00:14:36,853 Good, you're here. 285 00:14:36,906 --> 00:14:38,531 There's someone I want you to meet. 286 00:14:38,786 --> 00:14:42,991 Say hello to a well-behaved fellow who's very sorry. 287 00:14:43,115 --> 00:14:44,893 I'm very sorry. 288 00:14:45,197 --> 00:14:46,832 I know I've been a real pain, 289 00:14:46,935 --> 00:14:49,213 but I'm gonna be supernice from now on. 290 00:14:49,705 --> 00:14:52,311 Por vous. You should keep it in your study. 291 00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:55,802 It's nice and humid in there from all the steam. I'm very sorry. 292 00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:57,880 Say it! You have to say it! 293 00:14:58,065 --> 00:15:00,643 Help! Raccoons took my penis! 294 00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:08,432 - Allow me, my dear. - Oh, thank you, Roger. 295 00:15:09,736 --> 00:15:14,670 Why, you have fantastic posture. A truly presidential carriage. 296 00:15:14,797 --> 00:15:16,533 Beat it, kiss ass. 297 00:15:17,168 --> 00:15:18,601 - Stan. - I'm sorry, 298 00:15:18,637 --> 00:15:20,913 but it's gonna take more than a few accurate observations 299 00:15:20,978 --> 00:15:23,993 about my stunning handsomeness to convince methat Roger's changed. 300 00:15:37,297 --> 00:15:38,452 Nailed it. 301 00:15:38,658 --> 00:15:41,451 Well, Roger, tell Steve what you think. 302 00:15:43,907 --> 00:15:45,692 You werereally... 303 00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:47,650 good. 304 00:15:56,606 --> 00:15:59,191 Wow, it's so brigh tand cheery in here. 305 00:15:59,396 --> 00:16:00,611 Thank you. 306 00:16:01,308 --> 00:16:03,662 They've been doing that all morning. 307 00:16:03,736 --> 00:16:06,562 When I get four and twenty of 'em, I'm going to bake'em into a pie. 308 00:16:06,706 --> 00:16:10,003 See? I told you it wouldn't kill you to be nice. 309 00:16:55,455 --> 00:16:57,343 I've got to hand it to you, Francine. 310 00:16:57,396 --> 00:16:59,000 You totally turnedRoger around. 311 00:16:59,146 --> 00:17:01,271 He just made me laugh for ten minutes straight, 312 00:17:01,326 --> 00:17:02,933 and when I'd had enough, he stopped. 313 00:17:03,016 --> 00:17:06,110 A little tough love turned out to be just what he needed. 314 00:17:06,146 --> 00:17:07,490 We should do something nice for him. 315 00:17:07,885 --> 00:17:09,280 Let's get him a kayak. 316 00:17:09,656 --> 00:17:11,413 That's a great idea! Where is Roger? 317 00:17:11,665 --> 00:17:13,950 Let's go tell him we're thinking about getting him a kayak. 318 00:17:14,028 --> 00:17:16,992 I saw him go into your study with sledgehammer and a watermelon. 319 00:17:17,548 --> 00:17:20,100 - What?! - There's gotta be an explanation. 320 00:17:20,196 --> 00:17:21,332 Is it Gallagher Day? 321 00:17:21,397 --> 00:17:23,320 Do you see a GallagherTree, Francine? 322 00:17:23,538 --> 00:17:26,650 Roger's backto his old ways. I am livid, Francine! 323 00:17:26,787 --> 00:17:28,440 Now I know how bears feel. 324 00:17:28,787 --> 00:17:30,332 Roger, you son of a... 325 00:17:32,577 --> 00:17:33,931 Surprise. 326 00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:36,181 Your study's reborn. 327 00:17:36,287 --> 00:17:38,533 Oh, my God, Roger... thank you. 328 00:17:38,588 --> 00:17:40,371 This is the nicest thing you've ever done. 329 00:17:40,747 --> 00:17:43,612 Please note... the fruit bouquet. 330 00:17:44,025 --> 00:17:47,631 Escape into thetaste... of summer. 331 00:17:53,517 --> 00:17:56,563 I was nice in the end. 332 00:17:56,857 --> 00:17:58,483 You'll remember that. 333 00:17:59,386 --> 00:18:01,151 Save your strength. 334 00:18:02,986 --> 00:18:05,161 Roger, you can't die. 335 00:18:05,636 --> 00:18:08,032 Roger! What happened to you? 336 00:18:08,735 --> 00:18:10,932 What happened to me? 337 00:18:11,178 --> 00:18:13,933 What happened... to you? 338 00:18:14,107 --> 00:18:17,732 Oh, Klaus dared me to dress like Captain Stubingfor fourteen months. 339 00:18:17,916 --> 00:18:20,402 And she dared me to congeal myself in Jell-O. 340 00:18:22,826 --> 00:18:25,713 That is really stupid. 341 00:18:26,398 --> 00:18:29,850 Really... really stupid. 342 00:18:31,555 --> 00:18:33,241 Look! The flower! 343 00:18:33,347 --> 00:18:35,823 When Roger's a jerk, the flower perks up! 344 00:18:35,965 --> 00:18:39,400 Roger, is being nice killing you? 345 00:18:39,537 --> 00:18:43,530 My people need to let our bitchiness out. 346 00:18:44,055 --> 00:18:47,970 Otherwise it turns to bile and poisons us. 347 00:18:48,327 --> 00:18:50,001 Why didn't you say something? 348 00:18:50,156 --> 00:18:53,263 'Cause, you all liked me this way. 349 00:18:54,608 --> 00:18:57,712 I was finally making you proud, Francine. 350 00:18:57,825 --> 00:19:00,161 Oh, God, is this all my fault? 351 00:19:00,418 --> 00:19:01,273 Yes. 352 00:19:01,476 --> 00:19:03,681 Roger, please! Be mean! 353 00:19:03,737 --> 00:19:06,473 If you have to be a jerkto live, then come on, 354 00:19:06,526 --> 00:19:07,911 give us all you got. 355 00:19:08,365 --> 00:19:10,881 - Are you sure? - Yes, Roger.We're sure. 356 00:19:11,436 --> 00:19:12,722 Okay. 357 00:19:13,438 --> 00:19:15,223 Send me Steve. 358 00:19:16,705 --> 00:19:18,390 Dance for me. 359 00:19:21,597 --> 00:19:24,362 okay,okay that's enough. I've got what I need. 360 00:19:25,345 --> 00:19:27,721 You are terrible. 361 00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:29,871 You've got no rhythm. 362 00:19:30,045 --> 00:19:31,721 No coordination. 363 00:19:31,965 --> 00:19:33,592 I've seen two epileptics 364 00:19:33,666 --> 00:19:36,461 share a bowl of noodles with more grace. 365 00:19:37,997 --> 00:19:40,930 If your goal was to inspire a feeling of despair 366 00:19:41,017 --> 00:19:42,742 the likes of which hasn't been felt 367 00:19:42,825 --> 00:19:45,461 since Whoopi hosted the Oscars, then bravo 368 00:19:45,595 --> 00:19:47,571 Okay, I think that's enough, Roger 369 00:19:47,636 --> 00:19:49,281 Honey, no, it's good for the both of them. 370 00:19:49,507 --> 00:19:51,701 I can envision millions of Americans 371 00:19:51,778 --> 00:19:54,201 rising up as one and demanding legislation 372 00:19:54,257 --> 00:19:56,630 that would require your legs to be amputated, 373 00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:58,761 burned and buried next to Hitler. 374 00:19:58,888 --> 00:20:02,383 In short, you suck. Oh, yeah! That's the stuff! 375 00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:07,401 Oh, Roger! You're back. 376 00:20:07,866 --> 00:20:10,052 And you're starting to get lunch lady arms. 377 00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:12,202 What an ugly thing to say. 378 00:20:12,486 --> 00:20:14,932 I never should have tried to change you. 379 00:20:15,217 --> 00:20:18,493 And I shouldn't have tried to change myself, either. 380 00:20:18,775 --> 00:20:21,521 I'm an enabler. That's just who I am. 381 00:20:21,636 --> 00:20:24,102 Yeah, kinda like how Stan is a giant douche bag. 382 00:20:24,358 --> 00:20:27,642 - Hey, take that back! - Don't have to, that's not who I am. 383 00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:32,331 Wait, where are you going? You said you were an enabler. 384 00:20:32,417 --> 00:20:33,683 Oh, I am. 385 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,140 And I'll be your enabler 386 00:20:35,226 --> 00:20:37,422 as soon as Stan finishes being who he is-- 387 00:20:37,697 --> 00:20:40,410 the guy who beats the crap out of you when you deserve it. 388 00:20:46,175 --> 00:20:49,411 Damn it! Why is this door locked?! Francine?! 389 00:20:49,575 --> 00:20:51,462 Is this for the taco on the dress? 390 00:20:51,568 --> 00:20:53,632 Francine, open the door, you bitch! 391 00:20:53,707 --> 00:20:55,761 Oh, hi, Stan. Oh, thank goodness your here. 392 00:20:56,036 --> 00:20:58,471 This door is stuck. Can you get it for me? 393 00:20:58,607 --> 00:21:01,561 Okay, it's almost open. Now I'll throw you 394 00:21:01,925 --> 00:21:04,253 Oh, me again? Okay. 0 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net