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Good morning, USA!
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I got a feeling that it's
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gonna be a wonderful day
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The sun in the sky
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has a smile on his face
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And he's shining a salute
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to the American race
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Optimistic...
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Oh, boy, it's swell to say
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Good morning, USA
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Good morning, USA!
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It'll be all right, Julie.
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He's been missing
for three weeks.
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Oh, honey, I know,
but we knew what we were in for
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the secret business trips,
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Maybe he's deep undercover,
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like a kitty cat in a fluffy
bed on a cold winter night.
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I just feel so lost
without Craig.
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He was always
there for me,
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or having an especially
heavy period.
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It's just not like him
to disappear.
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He'd tell me
if he was going somewhere.
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He tells me everything.
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And now he could be dead.
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Oh, my God.
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He tells you
everything?
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He... shares with you?
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Yes.
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Every night he gets
home from work,
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and then we talk about our day.
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He tells you
about work stuff?
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Well, ourse.
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We share everything.
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Hi, Stan.
Hi.
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How was work?
Fine.
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Anything exciting happen?
That's confidential.
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Dinner?
Monday Night Football.
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See you in bed.
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Julie seem pretty sure
something bad happened to Craig.
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Stan, Craig is
your friend.
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How do you feel
about that?
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Sucks.
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Damn it, Stan, how come
you never share?
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You never talk to me.
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What's there to talk about?
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He's probably
just on a secret mission.
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No, she said he would
have told her about that.
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He tells her
everything... unke you.
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I don't even know
your favorite color.
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Francine, I'm a CIA man.
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Sharing, opening up-
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I'm just notthat type of guy.
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Do you want to be?
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Whoa, whoa,stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
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Roger Smith,pretend psychiatrist.
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Sounds like you could usemy help.
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Roger, you can'tjust throw a wig on
and call yourself a doctor.
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I'll have you know I studiedat the feet of the master:
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Dr. Phil.
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It's Oprah-approved.
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Oprah, Oprah, Oprah,Oprah, Oprah, Oprah, Oprah!
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My card.
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The only currency I acceptis the joy I get
from helpingmy patients.
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This is a seven of diamonds.
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Yeah, you're gonna haveto write
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Klondike 5-2487.
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Stan, I think we should giveRoger a chance to help us.
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What? Not in athousand years.
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Fine.
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Then we'll just go seeDr. Nussbaum for $150 an hour.
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Fine, we'lljust use Roger.
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Operator, connect meto Klondike 5-2487.
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Putting youthrough now, sir.
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She's puttingme through.
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You girls want somesugar water, huh?
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Bee-trice?
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Bee-yoncé?
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And the pride of the hive,Queen Jamie Bee Curtis.
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Rumor has it shewas born a drone.
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Ugh, Steve, the science fairwas months ago.
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Get ridof those filthy insects.
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Don't listen to him.
He's just jealous.
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Oh, Yourhness is going out
for her morningconstitutional.
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What have you done?!
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Relax, you freak,it's just a bee.
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I'm glad that whore bug is dead.
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She wasn't a whore!
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She was a beautiful specimenwho captured the heart
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of one lonelyand sensitive ginger-haired boy!
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Never cry over a whore, Steve.
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Never!
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Mama!
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You like staring at those longgams, don't you, Mr. Soprano?
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That's it.
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Stan, he was justbreaking the tension.
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Or creating some.
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You said you'ddo this for me.
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Okay, if we're going toget you to open up, Stan,
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we're going to have to usesome unconventional methods.
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What are you thinking, Roger?
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Shock therapy,reverse psychology?
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Forward psychology?
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No, I'm gonna use something farmore effective and cutting edge.
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Feelings...The Game of Feelings!
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Now, in Feelings, thereare no winners or losers.
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Or dice orgame pieces.
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What the hell, eBay?
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Let go of me.
This is stupid.
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You're stupid!
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I'm sorry.That was unprofessional.
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I've been a bit consumedwith one of my other patients.
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He's a complicated teenage drugaddict who's being molested.
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By me.
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Francine, theproblem here
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Close your eyes,both of you.
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We're going to do acommunication exercise.
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In nature, a horse willnot offer you his hoof
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until you gainhis trust,
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and to do that you mustcommunicate from your heart.
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Go ahead, openyour eyes.
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Hello, I'm Clip-Clop.
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Let's see who can earn my hoof,shall we?
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Francine?
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How are you, Mr. Clip-Clop?
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Do you likebeing petted?
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Will you honor mewith your hoof?
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Stan, get the camera!
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Okay, Francine,good work.
Stan?
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Give me your foot.
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It's a hoof and youhave to earn it.
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Give me your damn hoof!
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You're spooking me!
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What the hellare you doing?
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I'm playing a role, sir.
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What are you doing?
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Just a bug, huh?
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Filthy insects?
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Oh, they'll see.
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They'll see the true powerof the bee!
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You will be avenged, my sweet!
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It's so hard
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To say good-bye
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To yesterday...
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Francine!
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I think he's aboutto make a breakthrough.
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Stan, Francine is here.
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Francine?
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I'm here, Stan.
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Someone wantsto come in, Stan.
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I'm... I'm scared.
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Tell him you want to come inand you have a present.
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I want to come inand I have a present.
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What's thepresent?
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Love.
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It's love, Stan.
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It's love and it's very heavy
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and I'd like to come inand put it down.
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You can comein, Francine!
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You don'even have wipe your feet!
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My favorite color is blue.
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My lucky number is three, myfavorite movie is The 'Burbs,
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and I'm terrifiedof fountains.
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They're unnatural.
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To force a rainbowangers God.
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Oh, Stan!
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Now you're sharing, justlike Craig did with Julie.
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This is exactlywhat I wanted.
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I'm so proud of you.
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Are you really scaredof fountains?
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Terrified.
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The last time I walkedby a public fountain,
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It hadn't even provoked me.
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I just had a dream where Steveand I were on a boat.
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You'll never believewhat happened at work.
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The CIA was makinga promotional video
with Tom Selleck.
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Nobody saw him, but Iheard he was around.
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I like seeing awoman's panty lines.
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Oh, and I hatefrozen lemonade.
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Who is it that keeps demandingcolder and colder drinks?
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Some sort of beverage tyrant,seems like.
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This is so great.
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I feel like I can tellyou anything, Francine,
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even my deepest,darkest secret.
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Oh, Stan,if you think you're ready.
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Okay.
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I know where your friendJulie's husband is.
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You do.
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Oh, that's great.
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She'll be so relieved.
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Where is he?
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Buried in aconstruction site.
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What?
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Yeah, I killed him.He's dead.
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CIA made me do it.
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I killed your bestfriend's husband.
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It feels sogood to share.
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I feel like a changed man,Francine.
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You've turnedthe spigot on
and the secretsare just flowin' out.
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You... you really did thatto Julie's husband?
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Sure did.
Killed him.
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Killed the crapout of him.
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But Craig was your friend.
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How could you do this?
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I had to.
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He told Julie everything,
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so the CIA designated hima blabbermouth.
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That's why they made mestab him in the throat.
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Stop, please,just stop talking!
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With a potato peeler.
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Enough!
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Look, I don't want to hearany more of your sharing.
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s wrong, okay?
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I- I can't bearound you right now.
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But the spigot's on,
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and once it's onit can't be turned off.
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Who am I goingto share with?
Steve?
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That ginger-haired bastard'sgot enough problems.
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I didn't knowwhat to do,
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so I just told everyoneI sat in smelly motor oil.
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Julie...you're here.
With Stan.
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Francine, younever told me
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He reminds me of Craig.
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There, there, Julie,I'm sure he's fine.
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I can feel it...
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...in here.
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Honey,
can I talk to you?
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How can you buddy upto Julie
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after what you didto her husband?
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You're the one whowanted me to share.
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You said you didn'twant to listen anymore,
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so I found someonewho does.
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Really, and did you tellyour new best friend
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your deep, dark secret?
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Are you kidding?
She'd go straightto the CIA.
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They'd designate me ablabbermouth, kill me,
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grind me up, and mix me intothe local bologna supply.
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Not, not that theCIA does that.
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You should keepeating bologna.
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It's good for you.
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She was great.
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You guys would have loved her.
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She was a queen of the people.
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Approachable, yet regal.
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And funny.
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Is thata beehive?
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You got moreof them?
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Why the hellwould you do that?
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Not becauseyou killed our queen
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and I'm buildinga winged army of vengeance.
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It's not that.It's not that at all.
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It is that.
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Roger, I needsome advice.
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Sorry, I've gotsomething in my teeth.
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Continue.
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I don't know what to do.
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I don't want Stan sharingwith me anymore because,
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well, it's-it's...
it's becomea little disturbing.
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Oh, so, tell himyou're done sharing.
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I did.
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But now he's sharingwith another woman.
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Francine, Julie's searchingfor a man
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to fill the roleof her missing husband,
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and the newtouchy-feely Stan fits.
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So, what do I do?
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Show her Stan'snot perfect.
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As I recall, he's got apeculiar phobia of fountains.
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Yeah.
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Maybe Julie wouldn't findmy husband so comforting
269
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if she saw himdecapitate auck.
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Thanks, Roger.
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Finally! Ugh!
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Can't tell you how longthat's been in there.
273
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Looks like somesort of skin.
274
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Maybe froma red pepper?
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Or a tomato!
276
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Weird, I've never eatena vegetable in my life.
277
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Hey, Julie, Stan wanted meto let you know
278
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that instead of coffeeat our house today,
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he wants to meet youat the park instead.
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Yeah, by the fountains.
281
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The public water fountains.
282
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Have fun.
283
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Ah. It was apomegranate.
284
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That's what wasin my teeth.
285
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Look at this thing.
286
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Looks like awoman's baby cannon.
287
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I know we're in themiddle of a show,
288
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but that was American Dad's 1,000th vagina joke!
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Oh, my God!
290
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Your brand new Cutlass Supremeis waiting outside.
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Speech!Speech!
292
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Okay, okay, okay.
293
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Thank you.
294
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Our 1,000th vagina joke.
295
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Gosh, where do I start?
296
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Um, I guess I'd liketo thank vaginas everywhere.
297
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They're creepy, and I don't knowwhat they're for,
298
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but, boy, are they funny!
299
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Thank you!
300
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What the hell is going on?!
301
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Francine!
302
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This is a publicwater fountain!
303
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You're supposedto be freaking out!
304
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I'm sharing all myfears with Jules,
305
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and she's helpingme conquer them.
306
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Hey, I'll get ussome frozen lemonade.
307
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Mmm, sounds delish!
308
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You're-You're drinkingfrozen lemonade now, too?!
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Eating. You eat ice.
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That's it, Stan!
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I'm sick of you spendingevery waking moment with Julie.
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Francine, showsome compassion.
313
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Her husbandis missing.
314
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Because you killed him!
315
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Hold thatthought. Hello.
316
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You got it.
317
00:14:14,696 --> 00:14:15,273
Well, Francine,
318
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you can put yourpetty jealousy aside
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for a few days.
320
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I got to go to Laos
321
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and take care of anotherblabbermouth, wink-wink.
322
00:14:23,006 --> 00:14:24,662
I think I'll use acorkscrew this time.
323
00:14:24,667 --> 00:14:26,330
Don't tell me any moreof your secrets!
324
00:14:30,736 --> 00:14:32,562
We're both onthe same bike.
325
00:14:32,566 --> 00:14:34,462
See? Seethat, Marty?
326
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That's a realtandem bike.
327
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When are you gonnamake more money?!
328
00:14:43,228 --> 00:14:44,520
Oh. Hi, Julie.
329
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I'm surprisedStan didn't tell you
he's out of townon business.
330
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Oh, he did.
331
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I'm just dropping off
some tangelos forwhen he gets home.
332
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His immune system
gets a little weakwhen he travels.
333
00:14:53,505 --> 00:14:55,020
He was a preemie,you know.
334
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I know that.
335
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Stan tells me about thatevery time we make love,
336
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which is forever!
337
00:15:00,897 --> 00:15:03,033
And besides,shouldn't you be looking
338
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for your missing husband insteadof getting tangelos for mine?
339
00:15:06,966 --> 00:15:08,812
Look, I understandyou're upset
340
00:15:08,858 --> 00:15:10,683
because your relationshipwith Stan isn't all
341
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you want itto be, but,
342
00:15:11,777 --> 00:15:14,493
well, it's not my faulthe tells me everything.
343
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He doesn'ttell you everything.
344
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Trust me, Francine, he-he does.
345
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Trust me, he doesn't.
346
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Oh, I'm prettysure he does.
347
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Did he tell youhe killed your husband?!
348
00:15:25,487 --> 00:15:26,643
Oh, my God!
349
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I'm... I'm so sorry. I...
350
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The-The CIA made him...
351
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I- I wasn't supposed to...
352
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I'm going tothe police!
353
00:15:32,817 --> 00:15:34,923
No! If this getsto the CIA,
354
00:15:34,928 --> 00:15:37,110
they'll kill Stanfor being a blabbermouth!
355
00:15:37,117 --> 00:15:38,003
Then maybe you'll see
356
00:15:38,007 --> 00:15:39,942
what it's like tolose your husband!
357
00:15:41,756 --> 00:15:44,161
I already lost Stan once.
358
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At a flea market.
359
00:15:45,597 --> 00:15:48,323
I won't lose him again.
360
00:15:50,766 --> 00:15:52,382
Sorry I gagged you.
361
00:15:52,758 --> 00:15:53,903
I was gonna gag youwith a spoon.
362
00:15:53,906 --> 00:15:56,472
You know, sort ofan '80s throwback.
363
00:15:56,478 --> 00:15:57,970
But then I thought,who's that for?
364
00:15:58,278 --> 00:15:59,571
Who am I doing that for?
365
00:16:00,038 --> 00:16:01,341
Hey, honey,how's it going?
366
00:16:01,345 --> 00:16:04,183
Oh, fine, fine.
Everything's fine.
367
00:16:05,708 --> 00:16:06,980
What was that?Nothing.
368
00:16:07,086 --> 00:16:09,413
Just killing a ratwith a tambourine.
369
00:16:09,416 --> 00:16:11,002
Well, I was justcalling to check in.
370
00:16:11,006 --> 00:16:12,633
Laos is amazing.
371
00:16:12,647 --> 00:16:15,031
Still haven't found
that blabbermouth,but when I do,
372
00:16:15,036 --> 00:16:16,530
I'm gonna killhim so bad,
373
00:16:16,535 --> 00:16:18,500
death'll throw mean ice cream party.
374
00:16:18,507 --> 00:16:21,761
Stan, maybe all blabbermouthsdon't have to die.
375
00:16:21,767 --> 00:16:24,290
Maybe the CIAcan be reasoned with.
376
00:16:24,318 --> 00:16:28,031
Oh, Francine.
Sweet, naiveFrancine.
377
00:16:28,047 --> 00:16:29,823
That's so stupid.
378
00:16:30,165 --> 00:16:33,621
Stan... there's somethingI have to tell you.
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Oh, I got to go.
380
00:16:34,705 --> 00:16:36,651
A delightful monkeyjust took my plum.
381
00:16:40,376 --> 00:16:41,680
It's time.
382
00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:49,270
Stingers at the ready, boys!
383
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Your larvae will sing songsabout what you do here today!
384
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And you who've mockedwill now learn
385
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to respect the power of the bee!
386
00:16:58,947 --> 00:17:02,023
Attack, my minions,armed with your toxin!
387
00:17:02,026 --> 00:17:03,063
Attack!
388
00:17:04,876 --> 00:17:07,211
Oh, you're kidding.
I love you.
389
00:17:17,155 --> 00:17:18,491
Your brother'sweird.
390
00:17:18,895 --> 00:17:20,652
Julie's tied upin the basement?!
391
00:17:20,658 --> 00:17:22,282
Roger, I hadno choice.
392
00:17:22,585 --> 00:17:25,553
Stan's life is in dangerbecause I opened my mouth.
393
00:17:25,556 --> 00:17:27,813
So... how you gonnakill her?
394
00:17:27,817 --> 00:17:29,683
What? I can't kill her!
395
00:17:29,687 --> 00:17:30,991
Well, thenwhat are you gonna do?
396
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:34,273
Well, I thought
you could use yourpsychological skills
397
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:38,170
to, I don't know,
convince her notto say anything.
398
00:17:38,316 --> 00:17:39,170
Yeah.
399
00:17:39,175 --> 00:17:40,732
Yeah, I suppose I could.
400
00:17:40,797 --> 00:17:42,153
I understandwhat you're looking for.
401
00:17:42,158 --> 00:17:46,261
A coherent, ethical,compassionate approach
to a complex problem.
402
00:17:46,785 --> 00:17:48,431
You should totallykill yourself.
403
00:17:55,436 --> 00:17:56,710
Only goodfor three shots.
404
00:17:56,718 --> 00:17:58,833
Oh, Stan, thank Godyou're home!
405
00:17:58,848 --> 00:18:01,370
I did somethingterrible.
What happened?
406
00:18:01,377 --> 00:18:03,363
I told Julieyou killed her husband,
407
00:18:03,367 --> 00:18:05,171
and she threatenedto go to the police,
408
00:18:05,176 --> 00:18:06,290
so I knocked her out,
409
00:18:06,298 --> 00:18:08,803
and now she's tied upin the basement with Roger
410
00:18:08,805 --> 00:18:11,040
who's trying to convince herto keep quiet!
411
00:18:11,047 --> 00:18:13,082
Roger?! Does he have a wig on?!
412
00:18:13,088 --> 00:18:13,772
Yes.
413
00:18:13,777 --> 00:18:15,193
Then everything'sgonna be fine.
414
00:18:15,198 --> 00:18:16,502
Don't scare me like that.
415
00:18:16,507 --> 00:18:20,003
What?! Stan, if
the CIA finds outyou blabbed to me,
416
00:18:20,005 --> 00:18:21,032
they'll kill you.
417
00:18:21,035 --> 00:18:22,291
No one's going to die.
418
00:18:22,297 --> 00:18:23,811
Well, Julie's dead.
419
00:18:32,045 --> 00:18:34,393
What are you doing?
I want to die!
420
00:18:34,395 --> 00:18:35,540
Your husband'snot dead!
421
00:18:35,545 --> 00:18:36,272
What?!
422
00:18:36,276 --> 00:18:37,693
Craig isalive?!
423
00:18:37,695 --> 00:18:39,113
Yup. He's in Laos.
424
00:18:39,126 --> 00:18:40,140
Laos?
425
00:18:40,375 --> 00:18:41,820
But you saidyou killed him!
426
00:18:41,826 --> 00:18:44,352
Yeah, that was allan elaborate ruse.
427
00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:45,272
Let me explain.
428
00:18:45,275 --> 00:18:47,713
Oh, God, I can neverfollow these things.
429
00:18:48,118 --> 00:18:49,343
I better take notes.
430
00:18:49,418 --> 00:18:51,592
Okay. It all startedwhen me and Roger...
431
00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:52,461
Who?
432
00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:53,760
Yo.
433
00:18:54,818 --> 00:18:57,782
While you thought Roger and I were working on my issues,
434
00:18:57,785 --> 00:18:59,700
we were actually figuring out a way
435
00:18:59,707 --> 00:19:00,983
to get you to stop badgering me
436
00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:02,750
about all this sharing business.
437
00:19:03,858 --> 00:19:05,160
Our plan was simple.
438
00:19:05,166 --> 00:19:07,323
I would start by telling you a bunch of small,
439
00:19:07,328 --> 00:19:09,981
made-up secrets, thus gaining your trust.
440
00:19:10,098 --> 00:19:11,732
That way you'd believe me when I dropped
441
00:19:11,748 --> 00:19:14,133
the big bomb, asecret so horrific,
442
00:19:14,138 --> 00:19:15,431
that you'dnever ask me
443
00:19:15,436 --> 00:19:17,403
to share anythingwith you ever again.
444
00:19:17,476 --> 00:19:19,033
And it worked brilliantly.
445
00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:24,683
Roger, you werein on all this,
446
00:19:24,686 --> 00:19:27,343
and you were still gonnalet Julie kill herself?
447
00:19:27,345 --> 00:19:30,191
Doctor/patientconfidentiality, Francine.
448
00:19:30,226 --> 00:19:31,360
Or whatever.I don't know.
449
00:19:31,375 --> 00:19:32,372
I don't understand.
450
00:19:32,577 --> 00:19:34,873
If you didn't wantto share your feelings,
451
00:19:34,876 --> 00:19:36,901
why did you spend so much timewith Julie?
452
00:19:36,907 --> 00:19:38,512
I was justdoing Craig a solid.
453
00:19:38,517 --> 00:19:40,931
I was keeping her busy
so that he could slipinto their house
454
00:19:40,935 --> 00:19:42,921
and get all his National Geographics.
455
00:19:43,107 --> 00:19:46,410
The-The man's been collectingNatty G's since '78.
456
00:19:46,428 --> 00:19:48,211
But then,why did you go to Laos?
457
00:19:48,216 --> 00:19:49,163
To visit Craig.
458
00:19:49,676 --> 00:19:51,873
He lives there now with his new wife, Pyong.
459
00:19:51,877 --> 00:19:53,831
Cucumber farmer. Lovely woman.
460
00:19:53,836 --> 00:19:55,431
Doesn't speak a lick of English.
461
00:19:56,625 --> 00:19:57,450
Oh, I got to go.
462
00:19:57,457 --> 00:19:59,431
A delightful monkeyjust took my plum.
463
00:20:04,605 --> 00:20:06,042
Hey! Yay!
464
00:20:07,217 --> 00:20:09,050
He.. Heremarried?
465
00:20:09,057 --> 00:20:11,112
Oh, romantic story.
You ladies willlove this.
466
00:20:11,118 --> 00:20:14,360
She was actuallyon the cover
of one of his National Geographies
467
00:20:14,367 --> 00:20:15,821
when she wasa little girl!
468
00:20:15,828 --> 00:20:17,390
Look, she signed mea copy.
469
00:20:18,807 --> 00:20:20,550
I can't believe hedid such a thing.
470
00:20:20,556 --> 00:20:22,080
Well, what choicedid he have?
471
00:20:22,178 --> 00:20:25,201
Julie was driving him crazywith all the constant sharing.
472
00:20:25,208 --> 00:20:26,740
Some men just can't share.
473
00:20:26,745 --> 00:20:28,140
Like you.
474
00:20:28,708 --> 00:20:30,942
It's just notin your nature.
475
00:20:31,086 --> 00:20:33,390
I guess I'm just nota touchy-feely guy.
476
00:20:33,396 --> 00:20:35,121
I know youaren't, Stan.
477
00:20:35,126 --> 00:20:37,652
And I just haveto accept it.
478
00:20:39,008 --> 00:20:39,701
Orange.
479
00:20:39,716 --> 00:20:40,241
What?
480
00:20:40,248 --> 00:20:42,061
My favorite color is orange.
481
00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:43,383
Oh, Stan.
482
00:20:43,396 --> 00:20:45,333
I love you, too.
483
00:20:47,585 --> 00:20:49,000
What are we goingto do with Julie?
484
00:20:49,005 --> 00:20:51,053
I think I know someonewho can help.
485
00:20:51,506 --> 00:20:52,950
And I didn't think
486
00:20:52,956 --> 00:20:54,600
I was going to getthrough the day,
487
00:20:54,618 --> 00:20:59,711
but then I rememberedwhat you said
about letting goand moving on.
488
00:20:59,908 --> 00:21:01,033
You know what,I ve to stop you.
489
00:21:01,035 --> 00:21:02,072
This has become boring.
490
00:21:02,078 --> 00:21:04,400
I'm gonna be a pretend firemanfor a while.
491
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Synch: Athana
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