1 00:00:16,427 --> 00:00:18,607 2 00:00:23,935 --> 00:00:26,072 transcript : Raceman synchro : lgy 3 00:00:26,312 --> 00:00:30,035 www.forom.com 4 00:00:32,735 --> 00:00:36,959 Kill. Kill. Don't kill. 5 00:00:37,302 --> 00:00:40,370 I went to high school with this guy. Kill. 6 00:00:40,824 --> 00:00:44,552 Smith, a former KGB agent has gone missing. 7 00:00:44,813 --> 00:00:48,438 Ah, yes. Sergei Kruglov, the Wolf of Leningrad. 8 00:00:48,793 --> 00:00:50,930 I tangled with him when I was a young agent. 9 00:00:51,759 --> 00:00:53,808 Mur de Berlin - 1988 10 00:00:56,705 --> 00:00:58,760 Exchange the captured spies. 11 00:01:06,371 --> 00:01:09,240 Look, Sergei! Over there lies the West. 12 00:01:09,367 --> 00:01:11,318 People are buying Bobby McFerrin tapes, 13 00:01:11,432 --> 00:01:13,588 Jolt Cola, and Scottie Pippen sneakers. 14 00:01:13,709 --> 00:01:14,843 That's capitalism, 15 00:01:14,968 --> 00:01:17,742 and it's gonna triumph over your lousy system. 16 00:01:18,288 --> 00:01:21,141 I laugh at your decadent Western ways. 17 00:01:21,268 --> 00:01:23,081 Behind you lies Communism 18 00:01:23,325 --> 00:01:25,672 the paradise of the proletariat. 19 00:01:26,067 --> 00:01:28,822 Free of excess, devoted to the cause. 20 00:01:28,945 --> 00:01:31,011 Look at the strength and power of... 21 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:32,493 Grab him! 22 00:01:33,255 --> 00:01:35,840 - Damn it, Stan! - Every time! 23 00:01:36,567 --> 00:01:39,393 I spend the next six months in a Communist prison. 24 00:01:39,518 --> 00:01:43,443 I vowed to dedicate my whole career to hunting down Sergei. 25 00:01:43,565 --> 00:01:44,503 But I forgot. 26 00:01:44,626 --> 00:01:46,603 You know, had some kids, focused on the lawn 27 00:01:46,725 --> 00:01:47,980 the Redskins were good. 28 00:01:48,105 --> 00:01:51,482 As you know, Communism's fallen, and Sergei's retired, 29 00:01:51,608 --> 00:01:54,061 but we still like to keep an eye on these people. 30 00:01:54,185 --> 00:01:57,642 We were monitoring Sergei through his Columbia House account. 31 00:01:57,767 --> 00:01:59,933 Nothing unusual, Sheryl Crow and the like. 32 00:02:00,058 --> 00:02:02,783 But now even they've lost track of him. 33 00:02:02,905 --> 00:02:04,083 Damned LimeWire. 34 00:02:04,206 --> 00:02:05,961 Anyway, if you find this fellow, 35 00:02:06,086 --> 00:02:08,123 you'll get a promotion and a pay raise. 36 00:02:08,245 --> 00:02:09,742 Climbing the coore dd!****************** 37 00:02:09,867 --> 00:02:12,602 That's the kind of rush those Reds never got to feel. 38 00:02:12,728 --> 00:02:16,590 They also never got to feel the smooth comfort of these Air Pippens. 39 00:02:18,328 --> 00:02:20,473 Get that junk out of here! 40 00:02:23,658 --> 00:02:25,720 Whe would a Communist go? 41 00:02:25,848 --> 00:02:27,573 Cuba? China? 42 00:02:27,798 --> 00:02:30,473 Back in time to kill Betsy Ross? 43 00:02:30,595 --> 00:02:32,831 Dad, you're finally home! I need your help. 44 00:02:32,958 --> 00:02:34,853 Sorry, son, I've got too much work to do. 45 00:02:34,976 --> 00:02:36,852 it's for the rocket contest at school. 46 00:02:36,975 --> 00:02:38,180 Whoever's flies highest 47 00:02:38,305 --> 00:02:39,920 will be undisputed champion of 48 00:02:40,047 --> 00:02:41,913 aerodynamics and Newtonian physics. 49 00:02:42,157 --> 00:02:46,043 And you know that'll translate into attention from the ladies. 50 00:02:46,287 --> 00:02:47,930 I'll be adjusting a few 51 00:02:48,055 --> 00:02:50,252 "delta wing stabilizers." 52 00:02:50,797 --> 00:02:51,772 Right? 53 00:02:52,027 --> 00:02:53,472 That's something a guy says ? 54 00:02:53,595 --> 00:02:56,160 I don't know, Steve. A puppy's lot of responsability. 55 00:02:56,285 --> 00:02:57,711 Check it out, Dad! 56 00:03:01,505 --> 00:03:02,352 Oh, no! 57 00:03:02,596 --> 00:03:03,662 It's gonna hit... 58 00:03:03,786 --> 00:03:05,671 ...Mr. Holworthy's house! 59 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:08,831 Great. Wait here! 60 00:03:09,516 --> 00:03:11,312 Mr. Holworthy ? 61 00:03:12,356 --> 00:03:13,961 What's that smell? 62 00:03:17,578 --> 00:03:19,372 Oh now I recognize it. 63 00:03:19,498 --> 00:03:21,962 It's freshly cut grass on a summer's day... 64 00:03:22,255 --> 00:03:23,511 and death. 65 00:03:29,906 --> 00:03:31,351 Here you go, scamp. 66 00:03:34,745 --> 00:03:36,723 He must've been dead for weeks. 67 00:03:36,966 --> 00:03:39,283 Mom, you might want to sit down. 68 00:03:39,408 --> 00:03:41,112 I hate to tellyou this, but... 69 00:03:41,235 --> 00:03:43,490 Mr. Holworthy has passed. 70 00:03:45,206 --> 00:03:46,490 Nutty Bars! 71 00:03:46,615 --> 00:03:48,351 They stock Nutty Bars now! 72 00:03:48,476 --> 00:03:50,501 I asked the man and he got them! 73 00:03:51,055 --> 00:03:52,543 My rocket's ruined. 74 00:03:52,665 --> 00:03:55,900 - Dad, can you help mebuild a new one? - Steve, do you get paid for your rocket? 75 00:03:56,028 --> 00:03:57,711 - No. - Then it has no value. 76 00:03:57,836 --> 00:03:59,860 You see, son, we're part of a wonderful system. 77 00:03:59,986 --> 00:04:02,742 It's the glorious orgy of American capitalism! 78 00:04:02,865 --> 00:04:05,281 I get a snazzy new title and a bigger paycheck. 79 00:04:05,405 --> 00:04:08,420 Then I give my money to your mother who spends it on speeding tickets. 80 00:04:08,548 --> 00:04:10,350 I like to race school buses! 81 00:04:12,185 --> 00:04:15,631 I'm a ninja, everybody! I'm doing ninja stuff now! 82 00:04:16,275 --> 00:04:17,262 Klaus? 83 00:04:21,517 --> 00:04:24,711 No! Can't you see I'm trying to kill myself? 84 00:04:24,835 --> 00:04:26,522 What? Why would you do that? 85 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:28,491 You know what today is ? 86 00:04:28,617 --> 00:04:30,690 Two days after my birthday! 87 00:04:30,935 --> 00:04:33,420 That's not right. I don't remember having a cake or anything. 88 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:36,480 That's my point! Nobody cares about me! 89 00:04:36,608 --> 00:04:38,610 You're just stuckin a rut. You know what? 90 00:04:38,736 --> 00:04:40,230 You need a change of scenery. 91 00:04:40,358 --> 00:04:41,563 Let's take a trip! 92 00:04:41,685 --> 00:04:44,021 Well, I'd love to go back to Europe. 93 00:04:44,146 --> 00:04:45,771 Do you knowI've never even been? 94 00:04:45,897 --> 00:04:46,983 you simply must. 95 00:04:47,106 --> 00:04:49,061 Don't you ever tell me what to do! 96 00:04:49,865 --> 00:04:52,631 I'm sorry.I aver reacted. Yes, we should goto Europe. 97 00:04:55,665 --> 00:04:58,440 Look at my little Disney's The Rocketeer. 98 00:04:58,568 --> 00:05:00,582 - How's it going? - Not so well. 99 00:05:00,706 --> 00:05:03,023 I can't figure out what's wrong, and Dad's too busy. 100 00:05:03,146 --> 00:05:03,950 You know 101 00:05:04,136 --> 00:05:08,222 if we put some glitter on, it'll look just like a shooting star! 102 00:05:08,468 --> 00:05:10,811 Thanks, Mom, but that's not gonna make it fly better. 103 00:05:11,058 --> 00:05:13,272 How about we glue on some raisins? 104 00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:15,530 That way, if it breaks up on reantry,*********** 105 00:05:15,655 --> 00:05:19,243 everyone will get a tasty treat instead of a national tragedy. 106 00:05:21,896 --> 00:05:24,911 All right, Sergei. Are you... here? 107 00:05:32,607 --> 00:05:35,343 Nope. How 'bout... here? 108 00:05:41,616 --> 00:05:43,712 There's got to be a faster way. 109 00:05:43,838 --> 00:05:44,853 Stan Smith here. 110 00:05:45,046 --> 00:05:47,660 Stan, do you think you'll be home any time soon? 111 00:05:47,787 --> 00:05:50,330 Steve's having a little trouble with his rocket. 112 00:05:51,566 --> 00:05:52,492 Raisins! 113 00:05:52,708 --> 00:05:56,450 Stan, this is really something a boy needs his father for. 114 00:05:56,846 --> 00:05:58,461 All right,let me take a look. 115 00:06:02,286 --> 00:06:03,763 Francine, turn around. 116 00:06:05,616 --> 00:06:06,632 There you go. 117 00:06:06,758 --> 00:06:08,082 Jackson, check it out. 118 00:06:15,996 --> 00:06:19,192 I can't believewe really did it. I mean, we're in Europe! 119 00:06:19,315 --> 00:06:22,020 Nine hours ago, we were in America. 120 00:06:23,335 --> 00:06:26,550 - I just think we'll be better off. - No, no, I get it.I get it. 121 00:06:29,808 --> 00:06:31,711 Dad Your finaly home! 122 00:06:31,838 --> 00:06:33,952 I've been searching for Sergei all day. 123 00:06:34,077 --> 00:06:36,801 I zoomed in ona hundred people in over four countries. 124 00:06:36,926 --> 00:06:39,482 None of them were him. So we have to conclude he's dead. 125 00:06:40,568 --> 00:06:43,010 Rest in peace, my sworn enemy. 126 00:06:45,368 --> 00:06:47,500 Hello, neighbour. 127 00:06:59,087 --> 00:07:02,200 Relax, Smith. I am no longer KGB agent. 128 00:07:02,327 --> 00:07:04,882 - I am American now. - Yeah right! 129 00:07:05,006 --> 00:07:07,422 It's true, Stan. Look in my wallet. 130 00:07:08,556 --> 00:07:10,392 A Costco card?! 131 00:07:10,636 --> 00:07:11,553 It is true. 132 00:07:11,677 --> 00:07:14,240 You don't know how happy I'm to be here. 133 00:07:14,488 --> 00:07:17,250 All the time I was under the boot of Communism, 134 00:07:17,498 --> 00:07:20,642 I dreamed of living like CIA man Stan Smith. 135 00:07:20,766 --> 00:07:24,492 I made fantasies about American town of Langley Falls. 136 00:07:24,738 --> 00:07:25,581 Of course you did. 137 00:07:25,706 --> 00:07:28,020 We're 80 minutes to the ocean, three hours to the mountains 138 00:07:28,145 --> 00:07:31,833 6 hours from NewYork City and 20 hours to Zanzibar! 139 00:07:32,075 --> 00:07:36,153 When Communism fell, I got job at first Moscow McDonald's. 140 00:07:36,278 --> 00:07:38,392 There I learned capitalist system-- 141 00:07:38,517 --> 00:07:41,101 seize opportunity, move up, buy things. 142 00:07:41,228 --> 00:07:45,142 So I worked hard, and moved up to first Moscow Wendy's. 143 00:07:45,435 --> 00:07:48,250 Then up again to first Moscow Burger King. 144 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:50,170 There were dark times, 145 00:07:50,297 --> 00:07:53,008 like whenI work at first Moscow Hardee's. 146 00:07:55,312 --> 00:07:59,448 But my dream of living in Langley Falls kept me alive. 147 00:07:59,809 --> 00:08:02,461 Sergei, that isso inspiring! 148 00:08:02,586 --> 00:08:05,341 At last, raccoons eat your neighbor's face, 149 00:08:05,465 --> 00:08:07,593 Internet tells me house is available 150 00:08:07,718 --> 00:08:09,821 so I move to America. Now look! 151 00:08:10,066 --> 00:08:12,471 I smoke your American menthol cigarettes 152 00:08:12,596 --> 00:08:14,801 and wear American Winnie the Pooh sweatshirt! 153 00:08:14,926 --> 00:08:16,991 I support your New York Mets baseballs, 154 00:08:17,116 --> 00:08:19,210 and eat American Peeps candy! 155 00:08:19,455 --> 00:08:21,493 - Peep? Peep? - Thanks. 156 00:08:21,615 --> 00:08:23,040 - l love these. - Chewy. 157 00:08:23,286 --> 00:08:25,303 Welcome to the neighborhood,Sergei. 158 00:08:25,545 --> 00:08:27,390 Put 'er there, American. 159 00:08:29,297 --> 00:08:31,590 Dude, my wife's right here, man. 160 00:08:35,585 --> 00:08:37,362 Why do you think she's smiling? 161 00:08:37,485 --> 00:08:40,773 I think it's a mother's smile. 162 00:08:40,896 --> 00:08:43,001 I think it's pride and love, 163 00:08:43,287 --> 00:08:46,700 and I think perhaps she knew she'd be remembered. 164 00:08:48,117 --> 00:08:51,821 That Polish guy at the hostel is gonna steal my towel,I just know it. 165 00:08:53,945 --> 00:08:56,443 Congratulations on locating Sergei. 166 00:08:56,567 --> 00:09:00,252 You're now officially the Deputy Under-Director of Missing Foreign Agents. 167 00:09:00,998 --> 00:09:03,830 So I was here... Now I'm here! 168 00:09:03,957 --> 00:09:05,842 I've moved up at least an eighth of an inch! 169 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:09,342 Yes. And since you're so good at finding missing agents, 170 00:09:09,586 --> 00:09:11,921 it should be no problem for you to find these ten. 171 00:09:12,047 --> 00:09:13,422 Find them al lby next Friday, 172 00:09:13,547 --> 00:09:15,200 and I'll give you another eighth of an inch. 173 00:09:15,325 --> 00:09:17,183 And I'll take that eighth of an inch, sir. 174 00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:18,703 I'll take it like a man. 175 00:09:18,827 --> 00:09:21,161 - I know you will. - Yeah, I will. 176 00:09:26,227 --> 00:09:28,640 D-Day, 1944. 177 00:09:28,995 --> 00:09:32,192 You think about the bravery, the heroism that happend here, 178 00:09:32,317 --> 00:09:34,603 It's just... humbling. 179 00:09:34,728 --> 00:09:37,770 - Men younger than us, boys really. - Just boys. 180 00:09:37,898 --> 00:09:40,762 trying to fight off an American invasion. 181 00:09:41,186 --> 00:09:43,610 I-I was talking about the Americans. 182 00:09:43,737 --> 00:09:46,111 Uh, the Germans were brave, too. 183 00:09:46,235 --> 00:09:48,260 Less brave, maybe. 184 00:09:50,395 --> 00:09:53,210 Dad, wait! It's Saturday.Can't you help me? 185 00:09:53,336 --> 00:09:55,973 Sorry, son, capitalism knows no Saturday. 186 00:09:56,097 --> 00:09:57,313 Hello, neighbor! 187 00:10:00,666 --> 00:10:02,463 That's a fine-looking flag,Sergei! 188 00:10:02,586 --> 00:10:05,441 Now you truly have everything that makes someone an American. 189 00:10:05,687 --> 00:10:08,611 Almost.I still need two things: 190 00:10:08,836 --> 00:10:12,243 a beer I am willing to fight for, and a job. 191 00:10:12,485 --> 00:10:13,732 A job, huh? 192 00:10:13,856 --> 00:10:15,881 How'd you like to help my son with his model rocket? 193 00:10:16,696 --> 00:10:19,470 I would be proud to accept job as child's model rocketassistant. 194 00:10:16,698 --> 00:10:20,830 195 00:10:21,256 --> 00:10:23,271 Now that's capitalism. 196 00:10:24,456 --> 00:10:27,291 Let us honor our arrangement with Peeps. 197 00:10:34,867 --> 00:10:37,463 - What is this? - That's a pinwheel. 198 00:10:37,586 --> 00:10:40,632 - What is this? - That's Captain Ace Brogdal 199 00:10:40,755 --> 00:10:42,600 He's sort of in charge of the whole operation. 200 00:10:42,727 --> 00:10:44,823 Bit of a maverick, doesn't like taking orders, 201 00:10:44,947 --> 00:10:47,201 but he's got the guts to get the job done. 202 00:10:47,327 --> 00:10:49,562 Eta roketavi! Ace! 203 00:10:49,686 --> 00:10:51,691 This rocket is decadent and wasteful. 204 00:10:51,935 --> 00:10:53,731 If you want to win contest, 205 00:10:53,858 --> 00:10:56,272 your mind must be hard and joyless, 206 00:10:56,398 --> 00:10:57,870 like Russian turnip. 207 00:11:51,457 --> 00:11:53,931 - We just needsomething quick. - We want to knowwhat we're getting. 208 00:11:54,016 --> 00:11:56,532 We'll make it up. We'll have a niceItalian meal for dinner. 209 00:11:56,656 --> 00:11:58,561 We're gonna have a nice Italian meal for dinner. 210 00:12:03,215 --> 00:12:06,450 Are you the spy known as the Cairo Puppetmaster? 211 00:12:06,575 --> 00:12:07,901 No? All right then. 212 00:12:08,025 --> 00:12:10,440 Stan, stop working and eat dinner with us. 213 00:12:10,568 --> 00:12:12,510 I ordered from Meaty McMulligans. 214 00:12:12,638 --> 00:12:13,692 I hear it's awful, 215 00:12:13,818 --> 00:12:15,780 but if you don't like it we'll just throw it out. 216 00:12:16,025 --> 00:12:17,703 Ugh, that's so wasteful. 217 00:12:17,948 --> 00:12:18,652 Nonsense! 218 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,232 Your mom's enthusiastic spending 219 00:12:20,357 --> 00:12:23,570 is excatly what Jesus had in mind when he invented capitalism 220 00:12:24,107 --> 00:12:26,841 Would any of you like to hear my tribute poem? 221 00:12:27,238 --> 00:12:29,043 Tribute...to this food? 222 00:12:29,285 --> 00:12:32,180 No! For Mr. Holworthy. For his funeral. 223 00:12:32,308 --> 00:12:33,421 It's tomorrow? 224 00:12:34,965 --> 00:12:36,492 You know what I don't care for? 225 00:12:36,618 --> 00:12:37,581 Garlic fries. 226 00:12:37,707 --> 00:12:39,280 Are you people totally heartless? 227 00:12:39,406 --> 00:12:41,090 Mr. Holworthy helped build this town. 228 00:12:41,337 --> 00:12:43,673 With a vision of an all-white utopia, but still. 229 00:12:43,848 --> 00:12:45,143 Show some respect! 230 00:12:46,597 --> 00:12:48,091 She's right. 231 00:12:48,215 --> 00:12:51,173 - Garlic fries are awful. - No, I said that. 232 00:12:51,766 --> 00:12:53,610 Oh. Well I guess Alie disagrees. 233 00:12:53,736 --> 00:12:56,070 Anyway, my model rocket's coming along great. 234 00:12:56,196 --> 00:12:57,622 Sergei's really helping me. 235 00:12:57,748 --> 00:13:00,142 Once we were foes lockin a death struggle 236 00:13:00,267 --> 00:13:01,480 Now he works for me. 237 00:13:01,606 --> 00:13:04,132 Stalin's up in heaven cryin' his eyes out. 238 00:13:04,256 --> 00:13:06,401 I better get back to work. Bullock's been riding me. 239 00:13:06,528 --> 00:13:09,623 Yeah, that sounds like the typical complaint of the proletariat. 240 00:13:10,208 --> 00:13:12,713 Did he just say "proletariat"? 241 00:13:14,957 --> 00:13:16,833 I know you've embraced our American system, 242 00:13:16,955 --> 00:13:20,011 but somehow my son picked up a Communist word. 243 00:13:20,138 --> 00:13:22,511 You probably tossed it off. Just an innocent mistake. 244 00:13:22,758 --> 00:13:24,213 Mistake. Hmm. 245 00:13:24,885 --> 00:13:27,901 Let me tell you a little story, Stan. 246 00:13:28,425 --> 00:13:31,430 I truly believed in Communism, Smith 247 00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:34,863 and I was raising my son to be a true party member, 248 00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:38,181 but then Communism fell, and the wall came down. 249 00:13:38,305 --> 00:13:42,053 My wife who had the strong, plain features of a turnip, 250 00:13:42,175 --> 00:13:45,950 left me for a West German tennis equipment salesman. 251 00:13:46,197 --> 00:13:49,340 And my son, my young son-- 252 00:13:49,605 --> 00:13:52,113 he became an entrepreneur! 253 00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:55,922 He makes halloween costums for dogs! 254 00:13:56,167 --> 00:13:58,002 But... what about McDonald's? 255 00:13:58,415 --> 00:14:01,322 Those were all lies to fool you! 256 00:14:01,547 --> 00:14:05,492 You see, I dreamed of coming to Langley Falls, Stan, 257 00:14:05,785 --> 00:14:07,500 because I vowed-- 258 00:14:07,627 --> 00:14:09,683 the West stole my son, 259 00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:13,640 so I will steal your son... for Communism! 260 00:14:14,076 --> 00:14:16,601 That'll never happen! Steve's an American boy! 261 00:14:16,727 --> 00:14:20,371 He's made of my American juices, baked in his mother'sAmerican oven. 262 00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:24,371 - Where's Steve? - In his room. Why? 263 00:14:26,215 --> 00:14:28,093 - Which one's his room? - On the right. 264 00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:41,723 Oh, my God. 265 00:14:43,168 --> 00:14:45,303 Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon! 266 00:14:47,526 --> 00:14:48,850 Zdravstvuite, Dad! 267 00:14:49,858 --> 00:14:52,142 My son is a Communist! 268 00:14:59,657 --> 00:15:02,063 Stop it! Sergei gave me that stuff! 269 00:15:02,187 --> 00:15:04,182 Look at this crazy upside-down writing! 270 00:15:04,406 --> 00:15:07,691 I'll take my backwards letters on a ToyR-Us sign,thank you very much. 271 00:15:07,818 --> 00:15:09,330 You're just a capitalist dupe! 272 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,303 All you care about is money. 273 00:15:11,428 --> 00:15:12,831 Sergei cares about me. 274 00:15:13,077 --> 00:15:14,781 He help me build my rocket! 275 00:15:17,957 --> 00:15:19,943 No more Sergei! That's an order! 276 00:15:20,857 --> 00:15:24,781 This at least we can agree on. Planet of the Apes was a fine picture. 277 00:15:26,638 --> 00:15:27,502 What's that? 278 00:15:27,675 --> 00:15:30,262 I'm just bringing dessert to my little astronaut. 279 00:15:30,507 --> 00:15:32,673 You mean cosmonaut! No pie for him! 280 00:15:32,797 --> 00:15:34,791 He's under sanctions. A pie embargo! 281 00:15:34,918 --> 00:15:36,763 Stan, don't be silly. 282 00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:41,400 My God! 283 00:15:41,587 --> 00:15:43,033 He's defected! 284 00:15:45,775 --> 00:15:48,831 Think, Steve, of how sweet your turnips will taste 285 00:15:48,957 --> 00:15:53,662 when this lean, sleek rocket defeats your capitalist opponents! 286 00:16:07,657 --> 00:16:10,842 You're trying to bully me, you imperialist pig! Fascist! 287 00:16:10,965 --> 00:16:13,100 Steve, stop using words and listen to me. 288 00:16:13,427 --> 00:16:14,801 This is my fault. 289 00:16:14,925 --> 00:16:18,213 I was distracted by work, and I let you fall into the wrong hands, 290 00:16:18,338 --> 00:16:19,973 and for that I'm sorry. 291 00:16:20,097 --> 00:16:23,071 You have a right to be mad at me, but don't be mad at capitalism. 292 00:16:23,317 --> 00:16:24,871 Capitalism loves you. 293 00:16:24,995 --> 00:16:27,812 And it's gonna help us win this rocket contest! 294 00:17:26,915 --> 00:17:29,123 Okay, okay, that-that sign says Schaffhausen. 295 00:17:29,247 --> 00:17:30,850 Is that how you say it? Schaffhausen? 296 00:17:30,978 --> 00:17:32,610 Yeah, I don't see Schaffhausen. 297 00:17:32,735 --> 00:17:35,560 - We want Winterthur. - Well, I can't find it! 298 00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:43,600 We're going to Schaffhausen. 299 00:17:44,888 --> 00:17:47,980 Do I even like girls? I must like girls. 300 00:17:53,085 --> 00:17:55,502 Toshi, this is a rocket contest. 301 00:17:55,985 --> 00:17:58,660 Ponzo, transformation ! 302 00:18:04,947 --> 00:18:06,403 Good work,fellas. 303 00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:09,352 You I'm not paying. 304 00:18:09,476 --> 00:18:12,030 I'm pretty sure you're the one who knocked over my Sprite. 305 00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:17,652 Look at this decadent monstrosity. 306 00:18:17,778 --> 00:18:19,162 I don't care what you think. 307 00:18:19,236 --> 00:18:21,811 Me and my dad made this rocket,and it's awesome! 308 00:18:22,725 --> 00:18:26,040 It is bloated and overstuffed like this fat child 309 00:18:26,286 --> 00:18:28,611 with whom I will win space race. 310 00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:30,573 We will bury you! 311 00:18:30,696 --> 00:18:33,432 Today's rocket contest is a test of thrust, 312 00:18:33,557 --> 00:18:35,240 force and precision-- 313 00:18:35,367 --> 00:18:37,490 the same skills you've been learning in sex ed. 314 00:18:39,607 --> 00:18:42,053 Who ever's rocket reaches the greatest altitude 315 00:18:42,175 --> 00:18:45,041 and lands safely will be declared winner. 316 00:18:45,406 --> 00:18:47,500 Prepare to launch. Three. 317 00:18:49,797 --> 00:18:50,572 Two. 318 00:18:51,918 --> 00:18:53,070 One! 319 00:18:54,876 --> 00:18:56,182 Launch! 320 00:19:00,465 --> 00:19:01,600 Let's do it, Steve! 321 00:19:08,636 --> 00:19:10,520 Look! We'regonna win! 322 00:19:27,705 --> 00:19:29,000 We have a winner! 323 00:19:29,248 --> 00:19:30,382 The fat kid! 324 00:19:30,597 --> 00:19:33,262 And his creepy Russian uncle or whatever. 325 00:19:34,318 --> 00:19:35,841 I can't believe it. 326 00:19:36,058 --> 00:19:37,072 We lost. 327 00:19:37,358 --> 00:19:39,283 After all the money I spent. 328 00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:41,650 Capitalism let you down. 329 00:19:41,856 --> 00:19:44,012 I let you down. 330 00:19:44,135 --> 00:19:46,500 What? You didn't let me down. 331 00:19:46,628 --> 00:19:48,840 So... you don't care that we lost? 332 00:19:48,965 --> 00:19:51,671 All I really wanted was to spend time with you. 333 00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:53,992 Congratulations,Smith. 334 00:19:54,118 --> 00:19:56,990 You have bested me for your son's affection. 335 00:19:57,295 --> 00:19:59,002 You have won this cold battle, 336 00:19:59,125 --> 00:20:00,582 but not the Cold War. 337 00:20:00,798 --> 00:20:03,452 I can see now that I rushed my revenge. 338 00:20:03,696 --> 00:20:05,391 Perhaps it was the haste of a man 339 00:20:05,517 --> 00:20:08,182 who longed to take his revenge like is vodka-- 340 00:20:08,305 --> 00:20:10,222 in one dreadful swallow. 341 00:20:10,346 --> 00:20:13,130 But I see now I must take my time. 342 00:20:13,258 --> 00:20:17,223 I will plant seeds of revenge and let them grow. 343 00:20:17,348 --> 00:20:20,602 Then I'll harvest the vegetables of revenge. 344 00:20:20,726 --> 00:20:23,971 And from those vegetables, I will plant more seeds. 345 00:20:24,215 --> 00:20:27,130 - And then you'll get your revenge? - No, Smith. 346 00:20:27,635 --> 00:20:31,463 From the third or perhaps fourth harvest renge-plants, 347 00:20:31,878 --> 00:20:34,121 I will make a vegetable stew, 348 00:20:34,248 --> 00:20:36,321 and season it perfectly. 349 00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:38,451 With revenge! 350 00:20:39,935 --> 00:20:43,430 USA! USA! USA! 351 00:20:45,277 --> 00:20:49,122 352 00:20:49,247 --> 00:20:50,622 353 00:20:55,748 --> 00:20:58,922 It was awesome, Mom! We blew the other rockets away. 354 00:20:59,168 --> 00:21:00,603 That's great, honey. 355 00:21:00,725 --> 00:21:04,302 I just wish your father didn't spend our entire savings on it. 356 00:21:04,426 --> 00:21:06,231 Well, you got to spend money to make money. 357 00:21:06,355 --> 00:21:07,671 But you didn'tmake any money. 358 00:21:07,796 --> 00:21:09,603 Then by that logic, I didn't spent any. 359 00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:10,731 Good night,everybody! 360 00:21:19,906 --> 00:21:21,282 What do you want, Sergei? 361 00:21:21,525 --> 00:21:25,700 Did you notice your showerhead was on the pulse setting this morning? 362 00:21:25,948 --> 00:21:26,580 No. 363 00:21:26,708 --> 00:21:30,320 That was a mere appetizer at the banquet of my revenge. 364 00:21:34,226 --> 00:21:35,351 Is that all? 365 00:21:35,476 --> 00:21:38,213 Some of your mail got delivered to my house. 366 00:21:38,335 --> 00:21:40,892 - It looked important. - Thanks, neighbor. 0 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net