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Jackson and I will be
in the executive dining room.
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We are not to be disturbed.
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Come on, Number one.
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Must be nice being the boss's pet.
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I hear the executive dining room
is amazing.
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They say the Caesar salad is tossed
at your table by emperor penguins.
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That's obviously true.
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I've been here 10 years and
I haven't had lunch with Bullock once.
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Unless you count that time
I was eating my sandwich on the can
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and he came in to wash his hands.
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I count that.
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I came up with a great nickname
for Jackson today.
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Jackson Brown-nose.
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It's a little dated but
I think people will get it.
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I hope so.
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I know you're stressed.
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But our Valentine's Day getaway
is just around the corner.
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I can't wait to be alone with you
at Lake Frasure.
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Me too.
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The bed in our cabin has
a solid oak headboard.
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We're not leaving that lake
until you get a concussion.
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Staniel...
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I guess one of us should wonder
who that could be at this hour.
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- You want to do it?
- No, you've already started.
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Smith, I need you to come with me.
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I'm going on a dangerous mission
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and I need my number one man.
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Number one?
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- I thought Jackson was...
- Not anymore.
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He refused to stand in line
to get me opera tickets
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because he had to go to some...
I don't know,
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something to do
with his son's bone marrow.
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So, I've decided to make you
number one.
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Me?
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Wait, you're taking Avery Junior
on a dangerous mission?
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I have no choice.
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His night nurse quit
when she found the doll
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I made out of her drain hair.
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Perhaps you could babysit, Francine.
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- Me?
- That's a great idea.
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You're adopted, the baby's adopted.
You have so much to talk about.
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Sad stuff.
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Francine, did you hear what he said?
I'm his new number one.
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This is a huge deal.
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I feel like the sun is shining on me
for the first time in my life.
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Like a baby flower
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or a pale goblin-like creature
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awaken from its subterranean slumber
by mining activities.
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Fine.
I'll watch A.J. tonight.
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He just cries like that
when he needs to be fed.
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And burped, and changed,
and held, and exercised,
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and bathed, and oiled,
and rocked to sleep to Hindi lullabies.
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I can't sing in Hindi,
I can barely read it.
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Just tell him about your day.
That always puts me to sleep.
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Look!
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My new cristal arachnid
of the month arrived.
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Miss February is the Latrodectus.
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AKA, the Black Widow.
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I've named her Courtney Love
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because she killed her husband,
she's full of toxins and...
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What is that?
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What is that noise?
What is that?
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A.J. Bullock.
I'm babysitting.
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Look, I don't have time for you
right now, I'm busy.
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Busy?
I was here first.
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I'm the baby.
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I'm the drunk baby.
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Helping you pick up girls?
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That's our dangerous mission?
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It is, tonight, number one.
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Now, keep your eyes out
for the rare Eastern birds.
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The plump Asian skank.
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Unfortunately, everyone here
is tall and gorgeous.
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True. I guess I'll just have to settle
for some tight white meat.
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Excuse me.
Are you from Tennessee?
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'Cause you're the only ten I see.
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Other than this one
which is yours to earn.
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Maybe we should try someplace else.
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I've been so lonely since my poor wife
was taken hostage in Fallujah.
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- But why not go get her?
- I will not negotiate with terrorists.
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I can only imagine
the monstruous things
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those Sunni insurgents are doing
to my poor sweet Miriam.
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I'm afraid she's doomed
to die alone.
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As am I.
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And that fat dude in the cape.
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You're not alone, sir. You have A.J.
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I love the boy, but I'm afraid
he's part of the problem.
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Whenever I do manage to find
a girl willing to overlook my age,
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they bolt at the sight of the baby.
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The whole cradle to grave thing
in one look really freaks women out.
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Besides, every time I look at A.J.,
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I am reminded that he has no mother
and I have no mate.
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Without a woman in our lives,
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A.J. and I will never truly
be a family.
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That's terrible, sir.
Is there anything I can do to help?
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Actually, just having someone to talk to
gives me enormous comfort.
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I'm happy to do it, sir.
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I'm a squirrel and I feel great...
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I've been up with that baby
five nights in a row.
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If I have to sit through
one more Carson Daily...
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I get it!
You're friends with Dave Navarro!
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What now? Klaus!
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He bumped into the coffee table.
I looked away for two seconds!
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I can't find my dinosaur stickers.
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You have to look for them yourself.
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A.J. has a boo-boo.
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I have a boo-boo too.
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You did that on purpose.
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Roger, what the hell!
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Isn't it obvious? Sibling rivalry.
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Roger's jealous of the new baby
in the house, so he's acting out.
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What makes you such an expert?
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- Your mama.
- Well played.
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There's my little peeshe.
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Did you sleep well?
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He didn't sleep at all.
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He's not a football, Avery.
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You can't keep passing
him off to me every night
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and picking him up in the morning.
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It's not good for him.
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You're right.
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It would be easier for all of us
if I left him here during the day too.
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Cheerio, Junior!
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Back skate.
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Stan, how can you
let him do this to me?
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I'm not his permanent babysitter.
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- You need to say no to your boss.
- I can't.
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Number ones don't say no.
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Besides, it's just until I can find
a woman for Avery.
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That could take forever.
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The guy's a weirdo.
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No woman's gonna be
interested in him.
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That's not true, he had a wife.
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That's it. His wife!
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Sometimes, the best solution is
the easiest.
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Bullock's wife is being held
by a vicious gang of Islamic terrorists.
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I won't lie to you men.
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My most optimistic projections
for this mission
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predict that everyone
but me and that guy will die.
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You'll live, but...
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you will not live well.
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We jump in 14 hours.
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I bet a frozen yogurt place
would do great out here.
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I can't believe
Stan rescued my wife.
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Yeah, and A.J.'s going home
with his new mommy.
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Now I can practice exclamations
for when Stan and I get to the lake.
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I think I'll go with...
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Would you like at that?
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That's her. How do I look?
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Hey, you.
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- Where is she?
- She's in the back, but...
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Well, there's kind of a thing.
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I don't care!
She's my dry little raisin scone.
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Nothing can change
my feelings for her.
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Miriam!
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Die, American infidel!
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What the hell happened to her?
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Well, after three years
in captivity, she...
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She kind of went Shiah.
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- Brainwashed.
- And conditioned.
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I shouldn't be doing shtick,
your wife is crazy.
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They turned her into a terrorist.
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That rabid jackal is not my wife.
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I never want to see her again.
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Now we're stuck
with his baby and his wife!
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You're taking the baby
for the first time in 5 days.
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Like that's really gonna make...
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Did you just poop?
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Oh, no, that's her.
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Smith here?
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I'm at my limit.
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I'm juggling a colicky toddler,
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a vassar alum who thinks
she's a Sunni freedom fighter,
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and an alien who's acting like
a jealous 4 year old!
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Four and a half.
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Allah is great!
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She keeps using ketchup packets
as foot grenades.
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It's probably jet lag.
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A.J. and Miriam
are Bullock's family.
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- He has to take them back.
- He will.
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Just as soon as Miriam gets back
to her old self.
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Our Valentine's Day getaway
is in two days.
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You have to say no to Bullock. Now!
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How is it going number 1?
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Sir, your family's been staying with us
for what seems like forever...
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How would you like to join me for lunch
in the executive dining room?
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Hello, Jackson.
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You look terrible.
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Jackson, forget him, he's a jerk.
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I did everything right!
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Francine, I had the most kickass lunch.
It kicked ass!
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What's going on?
Did you talk to Bullock?
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You didn't, did you?
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Dammit, Stan!
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I'm sick of taking care of this...
A.J.?
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- Where is A.J.?
- This was taped to the refrigerator.
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"I've taken your baby hostage.
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"U.S. out of Middle East!"
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My God.
Where did she take him?
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Is that Roger's French poster
of The Wizard of Oz?
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- Stay back or I'll spray!
- That baby is innocent.
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He's just another
spoiled future infidel.
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Maybe, but he's your future infidel.
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What?
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It's the truth, that baby is yours.
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Avery adopted him.
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That makes you his mother.
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I'm...
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I'm a mommy?
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I will name him Muhammad.
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What? It's a pretty name.
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Who's the caramel apple
of mommy's eye?
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You are. Yes, you are.
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Isn't that great
that you are not crazy anymore?
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Nothing like
the love of an orphaned Indian child
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to make you embrace
the ideals of the West again.
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That's Avery.
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Sticky bun, is it really you?
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It's really me.
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I can't believe it.
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We're finally gonna be rid
of Bullock's family.
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See? Everything's gonna be okay.
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And I got you something sexy
to wear to bed up at the Lake.
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Let's go home, my naughty crumpet.
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I'll help you get your things.
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I believe you arrived with a small piece
of rope around your wrists.
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Number one, we have a problem.
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This is Coco.
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Got any cigarettes?
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Then go suck it.
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Isn't she great?
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We've become intimate
rather quickly.
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In fact, she has already moved
into my house.
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Her?
Really?
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I know. She's Asian,
she's loose and she's fat.
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I hit the trifactor.
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If your wife finds out about this,
she'll be devastated.
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Quite right.
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That's why I need you to do
something for me, Number one.
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His mistress is moving
into our house?
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Just until he gets her set up
in an apartment.
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I'm gonna soak into your tub.
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And just like that, I'm gay.
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What about our week-end get away?
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I'm sorry, but Bullock doesn't want her
to be alone on Valentine's Day.
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What was I supposed to say?
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You were supposed to say no!
251
00:12:43,258 --> 00:12:44,303
Just forget it.
252
00:12:44,696 --> 00:12:47,257
I'm glad Bullock
makes you feel special.
253
00:12:47,494 --> 00:12:50,001
Maybe someday
I'll know how that feels?
254
00:12:55,924 --> 00:12:57,859
Go upstairs
and pack your sex helmet.
255
00:12:58,170 --> 00:13:00,565
First thing tomorrow,
I'm saying "no" to Avery.
256
00:13:00,690 --> 00:13:01,723
You mean it?
257
00:13:03,313 --> 00:13:04,415
Thank you.
258
00:13:07,184 --> 00:13:09,510
I wonder if I am a top or a bottom.
259
00:13:09,751 --> 00:13:11,210
If I had to guess,
260
00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:12,633
I'd say bottom.
261
00:13:12,758 --> 00:13:14,292
A reluctant bottom.
262
00:13:14,974 --> 00:13:18,282
- What are you doing?
- Trying to get a little attention.
263
00:13:18,507 --> 00:13:19,693
There we go.
264
00:13:21,386 --> 00:13:22,593
Knock it off!
265
00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:23,718
A.J. is gone.
266
00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:26,179
What? A.J.? Where is A.J.?
267
00:13:26,349 --> 00:13:28,223
Mr. and Mrs. Bullock took him home.
268
00:13:28,495 --> 00:13:29,613
But... But...
269
00:13:30,348 --> 00:13:32,227
I was gonna teach him stuff.
270
00:13:32,510 --> 00:13:35,002
- I thought you'd be happy.
- It's not fair.
271
00:13:35,225 --> 00:13:37,110
I want my little bro-bro.
272
00:13:49,344 --> 00:13:51,996
I know how hard it was for you
to say no to Bullock.
273
00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:53,950
But what you did makes me feel
274
00:13:54,075 --> 00:13:57,036
like the most important girl
in the whole world.
275
00:13:57,161 --> 00:14:00,516
I just told Bullock that I respect
my wife more than I need my job.
276
00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:03,782
Now why don't you get on all fours
and grease yourself up like a pig,
277
00:14:03,907 --> 00:14:05,320
I'm gonna get some firewood.
278
00:14:19,943 --> 00:14:21,310
Here you go, Chopsticks.
279
00:14:21,435 --> 00:14:22,917
I got to get back to my wife.
280
00:14:30,619 --> 00:14:33,038
Time for Coco to be Coco.
281
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,800
L-O-V-E, love.
282
00:14:40,961 --> 00:14:44,465
Because you love me so much
you wanted to be alone with me
283
00:14:44,590 --> 00:14:45,827
all weekend.
284
00:14:46,074 --> 00:14:47,074
Your turn.
285
00:14:48,297 --> 00:14:49,588
Blurasi.
286
00:14:49,713 --> 00:14:51,306
- That's not a word.
- Then I pass.
287
00:14:51,476 --> 00:14:53,133
But you have two blanks.
288
00:14:53,258 --> 00:14:54,267
You can spell:
289
00:14:54,392 --> 00:14:57,630
Liar, go, take, smokes,
290
00:14:57,755 --> 00:14:59,522
to, skank,
291
00:14:59,692 --> 00:15:03,042
- across, the, kale.
- I pass.
292
00:15:03,167 --> 00:15:04,569
Time to get more firewood.
293
00:15:04,739 --> 00:15:07,155
You've gone for firewood
every ten minutes.
294
00:15:07,382 --> 00:15:09,529
Are you okay? You seem distracted.
295
00:15:10,483 --> 00:15:12,498
This weekend is all about you.
296
00:15:12,833 --> 00:15:14,469
I am here for you.
297
00:15:15,179 --> 00:15:16,179
Got to go.
298
00:15:26,183 --> 00:15:28,514
How is it going here? Some smokes.
Happy Valentine's Day.
299
00:15:28,639 --> 00:15:29,302
Wait.
300
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:31,429
I'm bored, get me a movie.
301
00:15:31,690 --> 00:15:33,389
Where am I gonna get a movie?
302
00:15:33,610 --> 00:15:35,454
You're supposed to keep me happy.
303
00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:37,268
Or do I need to call Avery?
304
00:15:38,209 --> 00:15:38,976
Fine.
305
00:15:39,101 --> 00:15:41,647
- Something with Matthew Perry.
- Got it, Fools Rush In.
306
00:15:41,772 --> 00:15:42,793
Something good.
307
00:15:42,918 --> 00:15:44,192
Got it, nothing.
308
00:15:46,855 --> 00:15:48,193
Time for milk...
309
00:15:48,970 --> 00:15:50,156
Someone took my baby.
310
00:15:50,351 --> 00:15:53,757
From now on,
you and me are bestest friends, okay?
311
00:15:53,882 --> 00:15:56,686
I'm even gonna let you play
with my specialest toys.
312
00:15:56,811 --> 00:15:58,623
My crystal spider collection.
313
00:15:58,942 --> 00:16:00,886
This is my favoritest of all,
314
00:16:01,011 --> 00:16:02,434
a daddy long-legs.
315
00:16:02,559 --> 00:16:05,342
And I want you to be
very very careful with...
316
00:16:11,097 --> 00:16:12,097
What the...?
317
00:16:21,060 --> 00:16:22,169
He started it.
318
00:16:22,294 --> 00:16:24,155
So you were going to drown him
in the lake?
319
00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:26,271
- How do you kill babies?
- Shut up!
320
00:16:26,396 --> 00:16:28,152
This all situation
is out of control.
321
00:16:28,459 --> 00:16:31,044
All you have to do
is say no to your boss.
322
00:16:31,933 --> 00:16:33,486
Yeah, I've been paying attention.
323
00:16:33,611 --> 00:16:35,813
Damn it, I'm already late
getting back to Francine.
324
00:16:35,938 --> 00:16:37,960
I don't have time to bring him
to the Bullocks.
325
00:16:38,085 --> 00:16:40,171
Do you have time
for a complicated scheme
326
00:16:40,296 --> 00:16:41,796
that'll solve all your problems?
327
00:16:41,921 --> 00:16:44,296
This is no time
to sell me on Christianity.
328
00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:45,420
Your phone.
329
00:16:48,426 --> 00:16:49,699
I have your baby.
330
00:16:49,916 --> 00:16:50,916
Bring...
331
00:16:51,569 --> 00:16:53,733
I don't know, a thousand dollars
or something
332
00:16:53,858 --> 00:16:55,735
to cabin #2 at Frasure Lake.
333
00:16:56,328 --> 00:16:57,325
You idiot!
334
00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,447
Bullock's mistress is in cabin #2.
335
00:16:59,572 --> 00:17:01,814
If they go there
then Miriam will find out about Coco.
336
00:17:01,939 --> 00:17:03,026
Exactly.
337
00:17:03,151 --> 00:17:05,172
Bullock will be caught,
he'll have to dump Coco
338
00:17:05,297 --> 00:17:07,011
and she'll be
out of your life forever.
339
00:17:07,357 --> 00:17:08,525
I'm impressed.
340
00:17:08,747 --> 00:17:11,850
I get caught up in something like this
pretty much every week.
341
00:17:11,975 --> 00:17:14,091
We'd better get this baby
over to Coco's cabin.
342
00:17:14,216 --> 00:17:15,017
You go.
343
00:17:15,142 --> 00:17:19,245
I'm just gonna stare at the lake and
think about how I almost killed a baby.
344
00:17:29,391 --> 00:17:31,027
I need you to watch this baby.
345
00:17:31,152 --> 00:17:33,604
And don't try to sleep with it
because it doesn't have any money.
346
00:17:45,463 --> 00:17:46,929
- I'm going home.
- What?
347
00:17:47,054 --> 00:17:50,359
Honey, I know I've been
a little preoccupied, but that's over.
348
00:17:50,555 --> 00:17:53,954
I promise, from now on,
you have my full undivided attention.
349
00:17:56,744 --> 00:17:59,577
A.J. has been kidnapped.
I need you to help me with the handoff.
350
00:17:59,747 --> 00:18:00,747
Help?
351
00:18:01,308 --> 00:18:03,656
You don't... you and Miriam
are supposed to do this yourselves.
352
00:18:03,918 --> 00:18:05,524
Cabin #2, Frasure Lake.
353
00:18:05,649 --> 00:18:07,627
Ten minutes. Don't let me down,
Number one.
354
00:18:10,375 --> 00:18:11,601
You know what we need?
355
00:18:11,726 --> 00:18:13,021
- Cigarettes.
- Firewood.
356
00:18:13,146 --> 00:18:14,938
Well, you're right, firewood.
357
00:18:20,616 --> 00:18:23,309
- Where the hell are you going?
- You're gonna laugh.
358
00:18:23,965 --> 00:18:26,562
This was supposed to be
our romantic weekend.
359
00:18:26,732 --> 00:18:30,218
- How could you bring her here?
- I was hopping for a three-way?
360
00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:32,832
With that?
We talked about this.
361
00:18:32,957 --> 00:18:36,620
Did you even try to contact
Scarlett Johansson?
362
00:18:38,137 --> 00:18:39,534
What is he doing here?
363
00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:41,085
Nobody move!
364
00:18:41,610 --> 00:18:43,712
My little curry cupcake.
365
00:18:47,625 --> 00:18:49,460
You know this woman?
366
00:18:49,630 --> 00:18:52,020
Oh, God, is this your wife?
367
00:18:52,411 --> 00:18:54,799
No wonder you're looking
for some yummy on the side.
368
00:18:54,969 --> 00:18:56,857
- What?
- Screw this.
369
00:18:57,061 --> 00:18:59,490
I'm gonna back to being
the prettiest girl in Ohio.
370
00:19:00,683 --> 00:19:03,933
This is what you were doing
while I was a hostage?
371
00:19:05,069 --> 00:19:07,478
I didn't meet her
until after you came back.
372
00:19:07,648 --> 00:19:08,648
What?
373
00:19:10,793 --> 00:19:14,033
Sugar lump, I only strayed
because your absence were unbearable.
374
00:19:14,205 --> 00:19:16,276
My life was wretched too, you know.
375
00:19:16,401 --> 00:19:17,954
There's a difference, Avery.
376
00:19:18,079 --> 00:19:20,458
I was forced into a filthy hollow.
377
00:19:20,583 --> 00:19:23,035
You went in by choice.
378
00:19:24,778 --> 00:19:26,495
Put the gun down.
379
00:19:26,671 --> 00:19:28,080
I'm sorry, can't we...
380
00:19:28,309 --> 00:19:29,618
Can't we start again?
381
00:19:29,743 --> 00:19:31,468
Sure, let's start at the beginning.
382
00:19:31,593 --> 00:19:34,131
Like when you got down on one knee
and proposed.
383
00:19:35,363 --> 00:19:37,824
Come on, Avery Junior,
you shouldn't see daddy like this.
384
00:19:38,831 --> 00:19:40,285
My kneecap is shattered.
385
00:19:40,410 --> 00:19:42,077
Stan, take me to the hospital.
386
00:19:42,202 --> 00:19:43,750
- Now?
- Yes, now!
387
00:19:43,875 --> 00:19:46,199
Oh, my God!
He's losing a lot of blood.
388
00:19:46,324 --> 00:19:47,585
Help me, Stan.
389
00:19:49,598 --> 00:19:51,496
- What?
- I'm done.
390
00:19:51,721 --> 00:19:53,971
I've been running myself ragged
and for what?
391
00:19:54,096 --> 00:19:57,555
So I could feel like Number One
while making you feel like Number Two.
392
00:19:57,792 --> 00:19:58,906
Well, no more.
393
00:19:59,179 --> 00:20:01,965
From now on,
I'm gonna be your Number one.
394
00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:06,247
Stan, I appreciate the gesture,
but for God's sake,
395
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:07,919
the man needs you!
396
00:20:08,044 --> 00:20:09,628
You can't say no to him.
397
00:20:10,830 --> 00:20:12,710
Is that how I used to sound?
398
00:20:13,107 --> 00:20:15,058
What a selfish jerk I've been.
399
00:20:15,183 --> 00:20:17,961
I think I'm passing out.
I smell pennies.
400
00:20:18,086 --> 00:20:20,426
Come on, honey.
Let's go have our weekend.
401
00:20:21,031 --> 00:20:22,713
You're serious? You're leaving?
402
00:20:23,693 --> 00:20:24,930
Here, call Dick.
403
00:20:25,934 --> 00:20:27,624
He'd love to be your Number one.
404
00:20:29,003 --> 00:20:30,694
Stan, is he gonna be okay?
405
00:20:30,819 --> 00:20:33,177
More importantly,
we're gonna be okay.
406
00:20:33,912 --> 00:20:35,229
Just okay.
407
00:20:35,495 --> 00:20:36,971
We can't just leave him...
408
00:20:39,882 --> 00:20:41,579
I'm hallucinating.
409
00:20:41,992 --> 00:20:45,087
Half polar bear, half Hugh Grant
will you please help me?
410
00:20:46,771 --> 00:20:48,022
No, quite right.
411
00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:50,969
I'm sure you're busy
with all the films
412
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:52,523
and harp seals.
413
00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:07,560
Yeah, this is Dick.
414
00:21:08,757 --> 00:21:11,830
Yes, sir, I'd love to be
your Number one. I'll be right there.
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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