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www.sub-way.fr / www.seriessub.com
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Mom, when's Dad coming home?
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I can't make my sugar cube
Parthenon without him.
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- And I need a ride to store.
- Oh, that's important.
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Kids, as soon as your father gets home
he'll have time for you both.
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Well, look who's home.
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Carrying his shoes?
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Almost like he doesn't want
anyone to know he's home.
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Roger, please. I just want
20 minutes to myself, that's all.
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You know what a dog would do
at a time like this?
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He'd bark excitedly,
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alerting the family
that his master was home.
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Please, Roger, no.
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Of course, I suppose
if that dog were to get a treat...
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- What do you want? Anything.
- A carton of menthol lights,
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and I want look like Audrey Hepburn.
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I can give you all the cigarettes,
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but I can't make you look
like Audrey Hepburn.
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Dad's home!
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I haven't started the Parthenon.
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It's due tomorrow,
and I'm really tired.
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If we don't get
on the highway right now,
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the headband store
is going to be closed.
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Don't forget the menthol lights.
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I'm really mad at Dad right now.
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I woke up from my nap,
saw he wasn't as far
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along with the Parthenon
as he should be, and I told him so.
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Not now, Steven. I have a meeting
in, like, one minute.
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Pretend to be my assistant.
And, if this guy asks, my name is...
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Freddie Underwood,
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porn screenwriter extraordinaire!
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Helicopter Perry!
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The sleaziest porn producer
east of Van Nuys!
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Come here,
you son-of-a-bitch bastard!
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So, how's the smut business, H.P.?
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The Internet's killing me, Freddie.
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Every frat boy with a digital camera
thinks he's a filmmaker now.
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I've seen what you speak of.
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Dumpster Sluts and the like.
There's no art in it anymore.
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Freddie, I'm here
because you wrote Wetness,
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the greatest porn film I ever made.
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I need you to give me
that same magic again.
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I'm writing down a number.
I will not accept a penny less.
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A million dollars?
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Actually, if you look closely,
it says a million "doll hairs."
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- No, it doesn't.
- Oh. It was supposed to.
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You should get some sleep, Stan.
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
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Right to bed.
No time to myself.
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Do you realize I've been trying
to read this book for 10 years,
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and I haven't gotten past
the first paragraph?
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Tonight, that ends.
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"Captain First Rank Marko
Ramius of the Soviet Navy
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"was dressed for
the Arctic conditions normal
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"to the Northern Fleet
submarine base at Polyarny."
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Okay. One sentence down.
Already compelling.
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"Five layers of wool
and oilskin enclosed him."
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You asleep?
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I've been holding
that in since Jeopardy.
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- What's all that, Dick?
- I'm watching every movie ever made,
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alphabetically by actor's last name.
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I'm on Martin Mull.
Underrated actor.
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Could anyone else have played
Colonel Mustard in Clue?
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The answer is yes.
Christopher Lloyd.
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My point is, Mull gets work.
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Consistently.
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But you have a wife
and kids at home.
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How do you have the free time
to do... anything?
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The boys down at
the lab gave me these.
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You take a pill right before bed,
and you feel like you slept 8 hours.
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So you take these pills,
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and you never have to sleep?
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So I can spend days with my family,
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and the nights are all for me.
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What will the guys at the lab
think of next?
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They have tons of cool stuff.
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Check out my rocket zipper.
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Once again, we beat the Russians.
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I feel so...
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not wired, but...
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well-rested.
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Like I had a small coffee
around 6:30 at night.
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I'm feeling good.
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This is the song
that I wrote at 3:00 a.m.
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I taught myself
how to play the guitar
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I only know two chords so far
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My fingers hurt 'cause
I haven't grown calluses
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I wonder how long it takes
To grow calluses
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I'll bet that'ssomething
You could learn on the Internet
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Tomorrow night, I'm going to learn
To use the Internet.
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I'm so glad you're having fun
spending time with the kids.
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I'm a dad.
That's my job.
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Maybe we can spend
some time together later.
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Just you and me?
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I don't know, Francine.
I work all day,
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I spend time with the kids,
and I gotta sleep.
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- There's only so many hours in the day.
- I guess you're right.
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I'm just being selfish.
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Just a little.
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Dick, these pills saved my life.
I can't thank you enough.
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My pleasure. Make sure you never mention
the pills to your family.
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- They'll definitely want in.
- Oh, no way.
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This time is like a gift
from the heavens.
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The last thing I want to do is waste it
with my kids or, God forbid, Francine.
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Hey, Dick, do those pills
make you hallucinate your wife?
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Damn! Do they let you go back
in time and change the past?
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Damn! Do they make you fly?
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Really? But only once?
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All right. I'll save it for Halloween.
I'm going as a turkey.
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Yes, they do. Yes, they do.
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Yes, they do!
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I'm going to have
to change my costume.
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Bad news about Halloween, Francine.
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You've been taking pills every night
so you don't have to sleep?
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- How long has this been going on?
- I don't know. Six, seven weeks.
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Hard to tell.
It's all been like one long day to me!
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What are you doing at night
that's making you so happy?
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Tons of stuff!
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Like this flip-book.
Over 30 drawings.
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That's you... falling.
And then hitting the ground.
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And then your parachute opens.
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In the next book, you become bionic.
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This is what you're doing
instead of spending time with your wife.
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We can't spend this time
together anyway because you're asleep.
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- Not if I take those pills, too.
- What?
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Then we can both be awake,
and spend time together!
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We can watch Ken Burns'Jazz!
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No. And let me tell you why.
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You see, there's "Stan" time
and there's "family" time.
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You are part of the family.
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I do this, I do this.
Now it's a pizza.
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That you can have.
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Fine. Then I'll take the pills
and do my own stuff.
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I'll leave you alone, I promise.
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Okay.
I'll give you the pills.
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But, after 11:00 p.m.,
we go our separate ways.
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Can we sometimes meet for a snack?
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I enjoy a solitary
BBQ Lean Pocket at dawn.
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It's become a ritual.
Your presence would disrupt that.
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- I think he likes it.
- This is terrible!
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It's completely dated!
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Pool boys and pizza guys
nailing lonely housewives?!
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Maybe I need to find
somebody else, Freddie.
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Maybe you don't know sex anymore.
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I assure you there
are two things I know:
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how to poison an Asian and sex.
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What if you change the pool boy
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to an I.T. guy who makes
his appointments on his PDA?
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Sorry about my girl, H.P.
She's on her period.
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I love it!
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It's now, it's modern.
It's exactly what this script needs.
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Freddie, I want you
to write with this kid.
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- No way.
- Hey! It's settled.
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You're a team.
Let me tell you something, Freddie.
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Collaboration is an important thing,
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not just in writing, but in life.
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Remember,
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behind every blade of grass
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there is a voice
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whispering, "Grow."
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How high are you right now, H.P.?
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I'm up there.
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Whatcha doin',
Mr. Awake-at-3:00-a.m.?
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Playing Beetman.
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You're a tough, no-nonsense beet
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trying to survive
Farmer Gary's Evil Garden.
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'Cause I was thinking,
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maybe my Francine time
could visit your Stan time,
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and, together, they'd have
a little Stan/Fran...
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Klaus, I've got no interests.
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I thought I liked reading, but then,
when I rembered what that was,
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I realized, oh, God, no!
I hate that.
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Francine, I'm right in the middle
of a "green bag" demonstration.
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Those beautiful strawberries
are four months old!
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Oh, sorry, Klaus.
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You go ahead and watch your show.
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I'll just watch you.
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Hey, that's something
I've always liked doing!
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Watching you swim.
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And I did love going to the aquarium
with my dad when I was a girl.
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Maybe one of my interests
is remembering.
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Maybe your interest is fish.
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And, Klaus, you are a fish!
This is something we could do together.
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Francine, I enjoy a solitary
corn dog at 3:00 a.m.
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Your presence would disrupt that.
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That's it! I'm going to study fish
who aren't complete!
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Ocean Digest?
What the hell is this?
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Oh, it came!
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I've been published.
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"How Modern Geophysical Currents
have Affected the Migration Patterns
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"of the Elusive and Highly
Sought-After Colossal Squid".
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By Francine Smith.
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Is that the title of the article?
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'Cause it's long.
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Stan, don't you get it?
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I think I found the Colossal Squid.
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All the world's oceanographers
have been looking for this squid,
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and I figured out that they were looking
in the wrong ocean.
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This is how you choose
to spend your extra time?
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- How have you been spending yours?
- By completing the Beetman video game.
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I earned an invitation to the Beetman
Regional Championships in Washington.
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This is a confirmation that they
received your $300 entrance fee.
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Regionals!
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Stan, I just rembered.
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I have to take a call
with the head of the
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French Institute for
Nautical Exploration.
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But it's daytime.
You're talking about nighttime stuff.
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Sorry. This is the only
time they could do it.
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Well, that...
that works out great.
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'Cause I need to start playing Beetman
during the day.
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Gotta be able to work it with the glare
because that's going to be thrown at me.
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You don't even know, Francine.
You don't even know.
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This is even worse
than the first draft!
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- You said you wanted it more modern.
- Yeah, modern as in now, today.
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This is set in the year 3020
on the planet Labia.
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It's pronounced Lay-bea.
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And it's not a planet, it's a moon.
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None of this is real!
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What about when the orgy rocket
refuels on the space station?
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There was no sex for 62 pages!
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Well, no one's gonna be invested
in a month-long intergalactic orgy
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if the ship's got
insufficient fuel cells.
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You want to talk reality,
let's talk reality!
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Let me be clear:
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I want something that could
actually happen today in real life.
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You got one last chance
or you're fired.
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Okay, we gotta brainstorm.
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Boy meets girl.
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Boing meets girl.
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Boing eats... Pass!
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Go to the next one.
Wait, what are we doing?
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Stan, you're home.
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I'd like you to meet
Philippe Monday,
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famed French oceanographer
from France.
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Mr. Francine!
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It is a pleasure to meet
zee husband of Francine.
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Philippe read my article
in Ocean Digest magazine
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and wants to take me
on an expedition
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to Antarctica to find
the Colossal Squid!
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Expedition?
For how long?
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Only three months.
242
00:12:36,028 --> 00:12:37,578
Although, if we find zee squid,
243
00:12:37,703 --> 00:12:40,139
we will take Francine
on a worldwide lecture tour.
244
00:12:40,264 --> 00:12:43,382
Tu vas etre celebre!
245
00:12:43,507 --> 00:12:45,190
Philippe, tu sais que
246
00:12:45,315 --> 00:12:47,556
ce n'est que la science
qui m'interesse.
247
00:12:47,750 --> 00:12:49,226
You speak French now, too?
248
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:50,560
Un petit peu.
249
00:12:50,932 --> 00:12:53,243
Philippe, I have
to show you my maps.
250
00:12:53,368 --> 00:12:54,968
I will love your maps!
251
00:12:55,864 --> 00:12:58,068
Mr. Francine, I know
this is upsetting,
252
00:12:58,237 --> 00:13:01,061
but understand that I am
a homosexual, yes?
253
00:13:01,354 --> 00:13:03,278
You understand homosexual.
254
00:13:04,723 --> 00:13:06,830
So you will be losing
your wife not physically,
255
00:13:06,955 --> 00:13:08,857
but perhaps emotionally.
256
00:13:14,021 --> 00:13:16,250
That guy is a douche, yes?
257
00:13:16,572 --> 00:13:18,304
You understand douche?
258
00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:26,101
You can't leave your family for months
just to look for some big squid.
259
00:13:26,226 --> 00:13:28,223
It's a Colossal Squid.
260
00:13:28,348 --> 00:13:30,472
It's the largest
cephalopod on Earth.
261
00:13:30,597 --> 00:13:33,279
And I spoke to the kids.
They support me.
262
00:13:33,404 --> 00:13:35,775
Of course they support you,
they're motherless idiots!
263
00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:38,210
Francine, you'll miss
the Beetman competition.
264
00:13:38,335 --> 00:13:40,453
You'll do fine without me, Stan.
265
00:13:40,578 --> 00:13:43,887
You know, in a way, this is
exactly what you wanted.
266
00:13:44,012 --> 00:13:46,597
It's "Stan" time all the time.
267
00:13:48,692 --> 00:13:49,692
Fine, good!
268
00:13:49,878 --> 00:13:51,437
Now I don't have any distractions!
269
00:13:51,562 --> 00:13:54,744
Just 24 hours of uninterrupted
Beetman action!
270
00:13:54,869 --> 00:13:57,085
Just gonna beet it
till my hands fall off!
271
00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:01,734
We can write a porno, right?
272
00:14:01,859 --> 00:14:04,192
We can totally do this.
H.P.'s a dunce.
273
00:14:04,317 --> 00:14:06,163
Sure he has a good eye
for casting black men,
274
00:14:06,288 --> 00:14:08,410
but what does he know
about story? Bupkis!
275
00:14:08,535 --> 00:14:11,342
Okay, porn scenario...
Think, Steve, think.
276
00:14:11,467 --> 00:14:13,277
It's not just gonna fall
into our laps.
277
00:14:13,402 --> 00:14:15,561
- How's it going, guys?
- Where's my sandwich?
278
00:14:15,686 --> 00:14:16,774
Coming right up.
279
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:19,330
I just wanted to introduce you
to my friend Sandy.
280
00:14:19,455 --> 00:14:22,389
She's new here,
completely inexperienced,
281
00:14:22,514 --> 00:14:23,635
but eager to learn.
282
00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:26,546
You might say I'm a virgin at this.
283
00:14:28,065 --> 00:14:30,625
I didn't order your life story.
I ordered a tuna melt.
284
00:14:30,750 --> 00:14:32,183
Why's it so hot in here?
285
00:14:32,308 --> 00:14:35,250
Oh, my God, we're so sorry, guys.
The air conditioning broke.
286
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,991
We'll fix it right away.
287
00:14:37,116 --> 00:14:39,628
If there's anything else you need,
anything,just call us.
288
00:14:41,731 --> 00:14:44,601
- And I mean anything.
- What's wrong with you?
289
00:14:44,726 --> 00:14:47,730
You get a dollar every time
you say the word "anything"?
290
00:14:54,302 --> 00:14:56,334
I got it!
Steve, start typing!
291
00:14:56,459 --> 00:14:58,330
Exterior, Costa Mesa,
292
00:14:58,455 --> 00:14:59,455
day...
293
00:15:01,723 --> 00:15:03,550
Need a hand with that?
294
00:15:03,758 --> 00:15:06,504
Who are you?
My husband's away on business.
295
00:15:06,629 --> 00:15:09,376
I'm the pool boy/pizza guy.
296
00:15:09,501 --> 00:15:12,371
I'm here to check your pH balance
297
00:15:12,558 --> 00:15:15,302
and deliver the sausage you ordered.
298
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:17,802
What the hell?!
299
00:15:19,733 --> 00:15:21,543
That's the crap H.P. hated.
300
00:15:21,668 --> 00:15:24,413
- It's not modern or real.
- Were you even listening?
301
00:15:24,538 --> 00:15:26,951
I was the pool boy
and the pizza guy.
302
00:15:27,347 --> 00:15:30,092
If demonstrating that
the working poor need two jobs
303
00:15:30,217 --> 00:15:32,215
just to make ends meet
isn't modern or real,
304
00:15:32,340 --> 00:15:34,391
then I don't know what the hell is!
305
00:15:41,209 --> 00:15:42,607
So many soil coins!
306
00:15:43,071 --> 00:15:45,713
- Dad, you gotta eat.
- I have Pirate Booty.
307
00:15:47,179 --> 00:15:48,999
I gotta practice.
Championship's tonight.
308
00:15:49,124 --> 00:15:51,764
I got another e-mail from Mom.
Expedition's going well.
309
00:15:51,889 --> 00:15:53,921
- She said...
- Did she say there's a nuclear rabbit
310
00:15:54,046 --> 00:15:56,207
on her expedition,
because I just froze 4.
311
00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:57,922
Just thawed out!
312
00:15:58,549 --> 00:15:59,649
Oh, got 'em!
313
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:03,503
{\EASTERN REGIONAL
BEETMAN CHAMPIONSHIPS}
314
00:16:04,475 --> 00:16:05,784
You're going down, Trung.
315
00:16:05,909 --> 00:16:07,881
You forgot to aerate your soil!
316
00:16:15,709 --> 00:16:17,578
Trung, you've got two options:
317
00:16:17,703 --> 00:16:19,449
You can hang your head in shame
318
00:16:19,574 --> 00:16:23,064
or you can shake my hand
and buy me a slice like a man.
319
00:16:25,124 --> 00:16:26,124
Coward.
320
00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:30,196
And the winner of the Eastern
Regional Beetman Tournament:
321
00:16:30,372 --> 00:16:31,372
Stan Smith!
322
00:16:31,796 --> 00:16:33,178
Benny, hurry up!
323
00:16:33,303 --> 00:16:35,551
We have to pick your brother up
at karate!
324
00:16:35,676 --> 00:16:37,298
Okay, Mom!
325
00:16:37,423 --> 00:16:39,973
- I hate her!
- Geez, take it easy, kid.
326
00:16:44,668 --> 00:16:46,847
See, that's why you lost, Trung:
your lady.
327
00:16:46,972 --> 00:16:49,833
You didn't train enough because you were
spending too much time with her,
328
00:16:49,958 --> 00:16:52,126
having dinner, watching TV,
329
00:16:53,645 --> 00:16:56,490
picking out her shoes
for a cocktail party.
330
00:17:08,934 --> 00:17:10,996
What is it?
What is it?
331
00:17:11,742 --> 00:17:13,628
Don't stop.
A little more.
332
00:17:14,586 --> 00:17:15,736
Almost there!
333
00:17:17,421 --> 00:17:18,857
Right in my face.
334
00:17:18,982 --> 00:17:21,665
Great, now it's gonna
be freezing in here.
335
00:17:23,386 --> 00:17:25,908
Steve, come on. We're going
to the diner to write porn.
336
00:17:26,033 --> 00:17:28,215
I was just getting my sweater
in case it gets chilly.
337
00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:29,340
A sweater?!
338
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:31,000
What are you, an old lady?
339
00:17:36,454 --> 00:17:39,813
Better to have it and not need it
than to need it and not have it.
340
00:17:41,134 --> 00:17:43,218
Oh, my God, I'm gonna get you!
341
00:17:46,124 --> 00:17:48,434
- I can't believe you!
- Yeah, how's that taste?
342
00:17:48,559 --> 00:17:49,972
That taste good!
343
00:17:51,799 --> 00:17:53,758
It's so obvious!
344
00:17:54,104 --> 00:17:56,252
Interior: Chimdale Spa.
345
00:17:58,821 --> 00:18:01,685
I shouldn't have had
that second glass of champagne.
346
00:18:02,162 --> 00:18:04,097
I'm feeling vulnerable.
347
00:18:04,222 --> 00:18:07,806
Good, 'cause I've been dying
to kiss you all night.
348
00:18:16,382 --> 00:18:20,133
You gotta to be kidding me!
H.P. said no more sci-fi stuff!
349
00:18:20,258 --> 00:18:25,216
When will you people realize
that robots are erotic?
350
00:18:25,686 --> 00:18:28,245
I don't know. Maybe this business
has changed too much.
351
00:18:28,370 --> 00:18:31,366
Did you know I read that they bleach
buttholes now, Steven?
352
00:18:31,491 --> 00:18:34,039
Are they trying to say
God chose the wrong color?
353
00:18:35,502 --> 00:18:37,449
Maybe we don't know
anything about sex.
354
00:18:37,618 --> 00:18:40,590
Maybe we should just stick
to writing something we do know.
355
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,347
A light romantic comedy...
356
00:18:43,472 --> 00:18:45,957
Set in turn-of-the- century England!
357
00:18:46,093 --> 00:18:47,459
"Exterior, Manor House.
358
00:18:47,864 --> 00:18:50,272
"As the pizza delivery man
emerges from his carriage
359
00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:53,592
"and rings the doorbell.
The robot butler answers the door."
360
00:18:53,717 --> 00:18:56,755
Love it! Still waiting on
that tuna melt, sweetheart!
361
00:18:57,132 --> 00:18:59,997
My memory chip does not
register ordering a pizza.
362
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:01,880
Prank sensor activated.
363
00:19:02,005 --> 00:19:04,677
That's dialogue!
You just pitched dialogue!
364
00:19:07,699 --> 00:19:09,230
Francine, what do you see?
365
00:19:10,258 --> 00:19:13,215
I see coral, some plant life,
366
00:19:13,612 --> 00:19:15,685
but I don't see the Colossal Squid.
367
00:19:16,063 --> 00:19:17,071
Wait a second.
368
00:19:21,478 --> 00:19:23,620
The Colossal Squid.
369
00:19:33,765 --> 00:19:36,278
Stan, don't turn around.
Just swim away.
370
00:19:42,565 --> 00:19:45,760
Stan, you just killed
the Colossal Squid!
371
00:19:45,933 --> 00:19:47,867
No, I don't think so.
That one was tiny.
372
00:19:47,992 --> 00:19:50,799
I passed, like, five others on the way
over here that were way bigger.
373
00:19:50,924 --> 00:19:53,817
- If anything, I killed a baby.
- What are you doing here?
374
00:19:54,047 --> 00:19:56,395
I came to tell you that I was wrong.
375
00:19:56,668 --> 00:19:58,974
I know I said I wanted time alone,
376
00:19:59,099 --> 00:20:01,658
but now I realize
I just want time with you.
377
00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:03,409
Things have changed, Stan.
378
00:20:03,654 --> 00:20:06,838
They don't have to!
I threw away the pills, Francine.
379
00:20:06,963 --> 00:20:08,539
I want to go back to our old life,
380
00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:12,335
being with you during the day
and sleeping with you at night.
381
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:17,797
There you are.
382
00:20:17,922 --> 00:20:20,190
You switched channels on me,
you absurd madame.
383
00:20:20,315 --> 00:20:22,165
So, did you find zee squid?
384
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:26,093
Remember, when you do find it,
we will tour zee world.
385
00:20:26,357 --> 00:20:28,655
Your life will change forever.
386
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:34,921
I'm sorry, Philippe.
387
00:20:35,230 --> 00:20:36,930
I didn't find the squid.
388
00:20:37,501 --> 00:20:38,444
I was wrong.
389
00:20:42,369 --> 00:20:43,718
Fabien, my brother,
390
00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:47,210
we have wasted the money from the sale
of your bicycle company.
391
00:20:47,335 --> 00:20:48,585
You are ruined.
392
00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:53,209
Life, ah?
393
00:20:54,762 --> 00:20:57,112
Honey, turn your CB to channel nine.
394
00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:07,046
It's just the baby.
395
00:21:07,171 --> 00:21:08,958
It's the already-dead baby.
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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