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Are we rolling?
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Uh-huh.
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The camera never stops.
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No matter what anybody says.
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Even if I tell you to stop,
keep rolling.
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You got it?
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Genius.
He-Hey.
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Legend in the flesh.
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Looking good, Frank.
(laughs)
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Well, this is what a network president
Hey.
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looks with a 14 rating
in the demo and a 25 share.
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(laughs)
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Goddamn right.
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Okay, let's, uh,
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have a seat, everyone.
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Whoa.
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(laughs)
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W-W-What is this?
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This is the beginning
of your next big hit.
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Take one, pass it down.
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Everyone on camera has
to sign the releases.
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Come-Come on, Sidney,
turn them off.
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We're not the talent here.
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I got news for you, Frank.
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You took a chance
on My Roanoke Nightmare.
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That's talent.
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(chuckles)
You picked up the hottest show on TV.
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That gives you first
crack at the sequel.
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No bullshit.
Okay?
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We've all done the math.
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14 minutes of commercials per hour.
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That's 28 spots
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at $450,000 per spot.
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That's $12 million a show.
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That is football money
at a fraction of the cost.
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So, we are gonna be filming
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everything.
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People want the reality.
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They're interested in the process.
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We have over three million
followers on Twitter;
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almost five million likes
on Facebook for the finale;
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multiple covers
of Entertainment Weekly;
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hundreds of fan sites online;
cons across the country.
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The appetite for this show
hasn't even reached its peak!
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We have millions of eyeballs
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waiting to see the next iteration
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and you have a chance
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to buy it now.
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Okay, great.
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(chuckles)
So, what is it?
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Okay, it's familiar,
but it's different.
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Return to Roanoke:
Three Days in Hell.
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I'm gonna bring everybody
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who lived in that house,
and the actors who played them
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on the show, put them
together in that house again.
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Only this time, hidden cameras
recording everything.
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Are the actors
playing the same roles?
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And what are they reenacting?
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Nothing.
The drama is reality.
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So, it's like Big Brother.
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Bingo, but with scares.
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See, they're gonna be
living in that house
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over the period of the blood moon,
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when all of the bad shit happens.
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Can you imagine the reactions
when The Butcher shows up?
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Or the Chens?
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And it'll all be filmed,
24 hours a day.
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Okay, I-I don't understand.
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Um, you expect--
excuse me.
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Thank you.
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You want to capture
actual spirits on film?
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Like... ghosts?
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Well, I expect to capture
real reactions
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to what they'll believe are spirits.
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So, it's... fake.
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(chuckles)
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Reality is what we make of it.
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You of all people should know that.
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(chuckles)
A-A-After the show airs,
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we neither confirm nor deny content
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and everybody signs
confidentiality agreements.
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Well, i-it sounds great.
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There's just, uh, one small niggle.
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Our research department
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has come up with some concerns
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regarding the ending of last season.
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Uh... a majority of our
audience felt dissatisfied
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because the murder of
Mason was never solved.
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And the person they
believe did it suffered
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no consequences.
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Lee.
I get it.
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I'm all over it.
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Do we even still have the house?
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I own it.
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I bought it from Matt and Shelby
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for fifty cents on the dollar
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when we shot the reenactments.
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And they're all willing
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to go back there?
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I mean...
(chuckles)
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that place is a nightmare.
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Where the hell have you been, Diana?
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You missed the whole thing.
Traffic.
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I doubled the license fee
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(whispering): and got
13 episodes on the air.
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You might have to give them back.
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I finally got ahold of Shelby Miller.
Yeah?
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She doesn't want anything
to do with it.
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Ugh.
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I know.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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(inhales deeply)
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(exhales loudly)
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I can smell the patchouli from here.
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SIDNEY: Thanks again for
agreeing with this interview.
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I don't think we'd have
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a show without you.
Yeah, well, I'm not
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doing this for you, Sid.
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I am here to set the record straight.
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I've read the vile things
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that people are saying
about us online.
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I hear the comments they make.
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I try to ignore it and live my life,
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but at a certain point you have to...
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you have to defend yourself.
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People leave hatchets stuck
into my front door.
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I've gotten... death threats.
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It's...
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That must take a toll
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on a marriage.
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I was so sorry to hear that
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you and Matt separated, by the way.
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Yeah.
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You know, we thought that, um...
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(laughs)
We thought that doing the show
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would be a healing experience,
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maybe help us...
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process everything.
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It just made us...
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relive it all.
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Is that what led to the thing
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with Dominic Banks?
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PAPARAZZO: Shelby Miller!
PAPARAZZO 2: Dominic!
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Dominic Banks!
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Is this a date?
All right, guys, back up.
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Come on, back it up, back it up.
Shelby! Shelby!
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Let's go. Dude, come on.
PAPARAZZO 1: Does Matt know you're out
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with his celebrity
doppelganger tonight?
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I can't... I-I'm not, I'm not
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gonna do... I can't
really do this.
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Not with the...
Yeah.
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Billy, can we cut?
(sniffs)
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Yeah, can we cut it there?
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Thanks. I'm sorry.
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Sorry.
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I'm sorry. I shouldn't...
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I shouldn't have brought up
the affair.
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SHELBY:
"Affair"? (sniffles)
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I wouldn't call a stupid,
weekend fling an "affair."
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I was lonely.
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My husband wasn't talking
to me, so I settled
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for the...
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(sighs)
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...for the
cheap imitation.
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Matt hasn't spoken to me since.
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(sighs)
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Which is why...
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when I go back to Roanoke...
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Wait, but you... you want to do the show?
No.
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Of course I don't
want to do the show,
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but if... look,
Matt can't avoid me
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if we are locked in that
house together, so...
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That's great.
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This... this...
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this... because I-I know
the fans, they want to see...
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they want to see you guys
have a real happy ending.
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If I do this...
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Mm-hmm.
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...Dominic cannot
be involved.
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I will not do that to Matt.
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Not a problem.
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Dominic Banks is out.
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What's the status on Dominic's deal?
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Casting closed him today.
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Beautiful.
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SIDNEY:
Wait, wait.
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What the hell are you doing?
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Could you make the camera
placement any more obvious?
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Well, they know there's
gonna be cameras, Sid.
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Well, of course they know,
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but we want them to forget.
Take that down.
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Put it in the corner.
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Right there.
(snaps fingers)
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Nice.
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Where are we with the rest?
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Uh, we should have
at least four cameras
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in every room of the
house by nightfall.
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Perfect.
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Mack, hey.
Hey, what's up, man?
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What do you got for me?
Hey.
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Ah, sweetness.
Follow me right in here.
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Prepare to be amazed.
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Ready?
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Yeah.
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(pipes rumbling)
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(rattling)
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(rattling continues)
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(screams)
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(laughing)
Oh, God!
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Oh, what is that smell?
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Sulfur.
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That is genius.
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SIDNEY:
What about the windows
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in the living room?
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You give the order,
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those babies are gonna explode
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like the (bleep) Fourth of July.
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(imitates Cricket): That's a
call back to Cricket's séance.
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(loud banging)
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(screams)
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(laughs)
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(screams)
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Oh, that's (bleep) great.
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That's (bleep) great.
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All right, follow me.
There's more.
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Just, uh, watch your step.
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(whispering):
What is this shit?
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All right... and, uh...
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okay.
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I am too afraid to stay
in the house now.
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I fear whatever malevolent force
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is in there is trying to kill me.
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I find myself hiding in the cellar.
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What? Didn't
you like that?
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...this house. Help!
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Can I talk to you
without the cameras on?
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Yeah, that's never gonna happen.
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What?!
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Look, uh...
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one reason why the show...
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why the show was so popular
is because it felt real.
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Do you really want
gimmicky pop-up scares?
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I'm not interested in
doing another horror show.
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I'm interested in using
horror to find justice.
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These aren't pop-up scares
for the sake of scares.
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These are gonna lead
to the truth, okay?
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I'm gonna be the guy
who gets Lee Harris
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to admit what she did.
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We don't know that
she killed her husband.
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That's right.
That's right.
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The only people who know
for sure are gonna be
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in this house locked together 24/7.
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We put enough pressure on them,
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somebody's gonna slip up.
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Wait.
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Whoa, whoa, what are those?
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They're our production trailers.
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I can see that.
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Why are they here?
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Where else would they be?
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Diana, how many times do
I have to explain this to you?
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We need the cast to think
that this is real.
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That's not gonna happen
if they look out the window
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and see trailers parked
in the (bleep) yard.
269
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Hey, can you... can you move
those out about a half-mile
270
00:09:24,407 --> 00:09:26,206
and hide it in the woods?
271
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There should be no hint
of the rest of the world.
272
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They need to feel
273
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like they are completely alone.
274
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When they look out the window,
275
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I want them to see nothing
276
00:09:33,282 --> 00:09:34,315
but the dark woods, the night sky
277
00:09:34,383 --> 00:09:35,182
and the mother(bleep) blood moon.
278
00:09:35,251 --> 00:09:36,283
Okay, you're right.
279
00:09:36,352 --> 00:09:37,284
I get it.
Great.
280
00:09:37,353 --> 00:09:39,219
You need to see this.
281
00:09:39,288 --> 00:09:41,322
I need to see this.
282
00:09:44,460 --> 00:09:46,393
It's just right here behind the tree.
283
00:09:48,130 --> 00:09:49,130
There.
284
00:09:52,101 --> 00:09:53,167
Ugh.
285
00:09:53,235 --> 00:09:54,335
(exhales)
286
00:09:54,403 --> 00:09:56,270
(coughs)
287
00:09:57,573 --> 00:09:59,440
Hey, what are you...
what are you doing?
288
00:09:59,508 --> 00:10:01,075
Get over here.
289
00:10:01,143 --> 00:10:03,177
Get this, get this.
290
00:10:03,245 --> 00:10:04,278
Alissa, is this us?
291
00:10:04,347 --> 00:10:06,246
Uh-uh.
292
00:10:06,315 --> 00:10:07,448
DIANA: Who would do
something like this?!
293
00:10:07,516 --> 00:10:09,383
SIDNEY:
What are those, fetal pigs?
294
00:10:09,452 --> 00:10:11,452
DIANA: Uh, maybe-maybe it
was those Polk people.
295
00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:13,220
SIDNEY: No, nobody's seen
the Polks for weeks.
296
00:10:13,289 --> 00:10:14,355
Trust me, we've looked.
297
00:10:14,423 --> 00:10:16,423
No, those hillbillies
are in the wind.
298
00:10:16,492 --> 00:10:18,025
Well, if it wasn't the Polks,
299
00:10:18,094 --> 00:10:19,293
then who the (bleep) was it?
300
00:10:25,802 --> 00:10:29,570
Hello.
I'm Agnes Mary Winstead,
301
00:10:29,639 --> 00:10:31,438
and I played the part of The Butcher
302
00:10:31,507 --> 00:10:33,540
in My Roanoke Nightmare.
303
00:10:33,609 --> 00:10:35,376
Hi, Agnes.
Hi.
304
00:10:35,444 --> 00:10:37,478
Please, give the viewers a taste
305
00:10:37,546 --> 00:10:39,246
of what life's been like for you
306
00:10:39,315 --> 00:10:40,481
since the show became a smash hit.
307
00:10:40,549 --> 00:10:42,583
Well, it's been a wild ride.
308
00:10:42,652 --> 00:10:46,387
But first I want to thank
everybody behind the scenes,
309
00:10:46,455 --> 00:10:47,521
because, I mean--
310
00:10:47,590 --> 00:10:49,156
Well, it's been a team effort.
311
00:10:49,225 --> 00:10:50,391
You know?
312
00:10:50,459 --> 00:10:52,292
The Butcher--
(smacks lips)
313
00:10:52,361 --> 00:10:54,328
she's the role of a lifetime.
314
00:10:54,397 --> 00:10:57,464
And I felt a connection with her
315
00:10:57,533 --> 00:11:01,335
from the very first moment
that I booked the audition.
316
00:11:01,404 --> 00:11:05,272
I am the queen of every hive.
317
00:11:05,341 --> 00:11:08,375
I am the shield over every head.
318
00:11:08,444 --> 00:11:10,377
(shouting):
I am the spear of battle!
319
00:11:10,446 --> 00:11:12,379
Who but I am both the tree
320
00:11:12,448 --> 00:11:15,349
and the lightning that strikes it.
321
00:11:17,586 --> 00:11:19,219
Want me to do it again?
322
00:11:19,288 --> 00:11:20,528
I mean, I can make it grittier,
323
00:11:20,556 --> 00:11:22,456
more vulnerable.
324
00:11:22,525 --> 00:11:24,525
I mean, I just--
I really love this part.
325
00:11:24,593 --> 00:11:27,327
It's a great part.
326
00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:30,230
Your nuanced portrayal
garnered rave reviews
327
00:11:30,299 --> 00:11:31,532
all around.
328
00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:33,100
You were even nominated
for a Saturn Award.
329
00:11:33,169 --> 00:11:34,301
I know. Yay.
330
00:11:34,370 --> 00:11:35,602
You were a huge fan favorite.
331
00:11:35,671 --> 00:11:38,338
You were the villain
America loved to hate.
332
00:11:38,407 --> 00:11:40,541
But I-- I don't see her as a villain.
Ah.
333
00:11:40,609 --> 00:11:42,342
You know, you see,
because it's my job
334
00:11:42,411 --> 00:11:46,180
as an actress to...
to create a real human being.
335
00:11:46,248 --> 00:11:49,249
She has desires, she has weaknesses,
336
00:11:49,318 --> 00:11:50,517
just like you and me.
337
00:11:50,586 --> 00:11:53,120
And it was a privilege to...
338
00:11:53,189 --> 00:11:55,122
to breathe life into
339
00:11:55,191 --> 00:11:57,124
a real historical figure.
340
00:11:57,193 --> 00:11:59,259
I mean, whom, frankly,
341
00:11:59,328 --> 00:12:01,495
the patriarchy has just swept aside.
342
00:12:01,564 --> 00:12:05,332
I felt a deep responsibility
to get it right.
343
00:12:05,401 --> 00:12:08,168
Well, I think it's obvious
that you really connected
344
00:12:08,237 --> 00:12:10,104
with this part.
345
00:12:10,172 --> 00:12:13,173
But it took a bit of a toll
as well, didn't it?
346
00:12:13,242 --> 00:12:15,476
Every part, every part, you know,
347
00:12:15,544 --> 00:12:17,478
takes its pound of flesh.
Mm.
348
00:12:17,546 --> 00:12:21,281
But The Butcher was extremely,
349
00:12:21,350 --> 00:12:24,284
extremely taxing to play.
350
00:12:24,353 --> 00:12:29,123
And in my mind,
there are only two great roles
351
00:12:29,191 --> 00:12:30,524
in the American canon.
352
00:12:30,593 --> 00:12:35,262
It's Mary Tyrone
in Long Day's Journey,
353
00:12:35,331 --> 00:12:37,264
and The Butcher.
354
00:12:38,567 --> 00:12:40,501
Mm.
355
00:12:40,569 --> 00:12:43,504
Agnes, I think we should address
the elephant in the room.
356
00:12:43,572 --> 00:12:46,273
Can we talk about Hollywood?
357
00:12:46,342 --> 00:12:48,142
WOMAN:
Say "Pikachu!"
358
00:12:48,210 --> 00:12:50,144
Get out of my way!
359
00:12:50,212 --> 00:12:51,545
Get out of my way!
360
00:12:51,614 --> 00:12:56,383
This is my land!
This is my land!
361
00:12:56,452 --> 00:12:57,484
Everybody knows that you were charged
362
00:12:57,553 --> 00:12:59,353
with assault with a deadly weapon
363
00:12:59,421 --> 00:13:02,556
and sentenced to six months
in a mental health facility.
364
00:13:02,625 --> 00:13:04,158
I would like to give you the chance
365
00:13:04,226 --> 00:13:05,425
to set the record straight.
366
00:13:05,494 --> 00:13:07,227
What happened that day?
367
00:13:07,296 --> 00:13:10,230
You know, it was an incident.
It-it just...
368
00:13:10,299 --> 00:13:12,065
Breakdown?
369
00:13:14,236 --> 00:13:17,171
I-it-it was a one-time thing,
370
00:13:17,239 --> 00:13:19,339
and, uh, I'm much better now.
371
00:13:19,408 --> 00:13:21,308
I mean, thanks to the-the...
372
00:13:21,377 --> 00:13:23,110
the great counselors at Holly Hill.
373
00:13:23,179 --> 00:13:24,444
Well, this was more
than a one-time thing.
374
00:13:24,513 --> 00:13:27,247
You were diagnosed
with schizoaffective disorder.
375
00:13:27,316 --> 00:13:30,184
I think it's fair to say
that you became obsessed.
376
00:13:30,252 --> 00:13:32,386
You stole props from the shoot.
377
00:13:32,454 --> 00:13:34,421
Costumes...
That's my action figure, that's...
378
00:13:34,490 --> 00:13:36,557
I mean, you even moved
your entire life out here
379
00:13:36,625 --> 00:13:38,492
to North Carolina, a few miles away
380
00:13:38,561 --> 00:13:40,460
from where we shot the show.
381
00:13:40,529 --> 00:13:42,196
Well, look, I'll be honest,
382
00:13:42,264 --> 00:13:45,165
this was a difficult time for me.
383
00:13:45,234 --> 00:13:49,169
You know, I-I...
I dove too deep into the part.
384
00:13:49,238 --> 00:13:50,337
But I got help.
385
00:13:50,406 --> 00:13:52,272
My meds are completely regulated,
386
00:13:52,341 --> 00:13:56,343
and I'm excited to start
the new season.
387
00:13:56,412 --> 00:13:58,378
So, you know...
388
00:13:58,447 --> 00:14:00,414
I see, I see.
So you're fine now.
389
00:14:02,117 --> 00:14:03,417
How do you explain this?
390
00:14:03,485 --> 00:14:06,153
What is that?
391
00:14:06,222 --> 00:14:08,422
What was it,
a present from The Butcher?
392
00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:14,127
I didn't... I didn't do this.
393
00:14:14,196 --> 00:14:16,163
I'm really here to make sure
that this is documented
394
00:14:16,232 --> 00:14:18,398
on camera. Officer?
395
00:14:18,467 --> 00:14:20,167
(door opens)
396
00:14:21,604 --> 00:14:24,137
Sidney, you have to believe me.
397
00:14:24,206 --> 00:14:27,241
I'm-I'm... I'm okay now.
398
00:14:27,309 --> 00:14:29,376
I... This isn't...
You can call my doctors...
399
00:14:29,445 --> 00:14:32,246
Agnes Mary Winstead,
you've been served.
400
00:14:32,314 --> 00:14:34,414
We've taking out a restraining
order against you.
401
00:14:34,483 --> 00:14:36,603
You are not allowed within
500 feet of the production.
402
00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:40,254
But how am I supposed to do the show
403
00:14:40,322 --> 00:14:42,522
if I can't be
within 500 feet of--
404
00:14:42,591 --> 00:14:44,424
You're not on the show.
You're never gonna be
405
00:14:44,493 --> 00:14:46,059
on the show again.
406
00:14:47,329 --> 00:14:50,497
But... you need me.
407
00:14:50,566 --> 00:14:53,333
You can't do Roanoke
without The Butcher.
408
00:14:53,402 --> 00:14:55,369
The Butcher is not real.
409
00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:57,437
We only want real people this year.
410
00:14:57,506 --> 00:15:00,207
I'm a real person.
411
00:15:00,276 --> 00:15:02,042
You are unstable.
412
00:15:02,111 --> 00:15:03,311
Stay away from the set, Agnes,
413
00:15:03,345 --> 00:15:05,312
or I will have you arrested.
414
00:15:10,386 --> 00:15:13,253
(door opens, closes)
415
00:15:16,525 --> 00:15:20,093
AGNES (shouting):
Vile, wretched bastards!
416
00:15:20,162 --> 00:15:23,196
Thou dare cast me out of paradise?
417
00:15:23,265 --> 00:15:25,365
I am The Butcher...
418
00:15:25,434 --> 00:15:26,434
Don't turn around.
419
00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:28,302
Jesus, she's completely insane.
420
00:15:28,370 --> 00:15:30,003
You really think
that a restraining order's
421
00:15:30,072 --> 00:15:31,004
gonna keep her away?
422
00:15:31,073 --> 00:15:32,205
God, I hope not.
423
00:15:32,274 --> 00:15:34,408
AGNES:
For I am The Butcher!
424
00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:37,311
I shall smite thee,
425
00:15:37,379 --> 00:15:39,279
limb from limb,
426
00:15:39,348 --> 00:15:42,349
the way a falcon tears a rabbit!
427
00:15:49,386 --> 00:15:52,167
We have the pleasure
to sit down with Lee Harris,
428
00:15:52,287 --> 00:15:53,352
of My Roanoke Nightmare fame,
429
00:15:53,421 --> 00:15:55,988
to talk about rumors
of another installment
430
00:15:56,057 --> 00:15:58,157
of the surprise hit of last season.
431
00:15:58,226 --> 00:16:00,059
Yes, there will be a second season
432
00:16:00,128 --> 00:16:01,460
called Return to Roanoke.
433
00:16:01,529 --> 00:16:04,230
And I can confirm that
I've signed on the dotted line
434
00:16:04,299 --> 00:16:05,398
to be on the show.
435
00:16:05,466 --> 00:16:07,099
There's a lot of speculation
436
00:16:07,168 --> 00:16:08,408
about the reasons you've agreed
437
00:16:08,436 --> 00:16:10,136
to do the second season.
438
00:16:10,205 --> 00:16:11,337
It's simple.
I'm not gonna have them
439
00:16:11,406 --> 00:16:13,272
drag my name through the mud
440
00:16:13,341 --> 00:16:15,074
without being there to defend myself.
441
00:16:15,143 --> 00:16:17,009
You're aware
there's a petition online
442
00:16:17,078 --> 00:16:18,411
to have you indicted for murder?
443
00:16:18,479 --> 00:16:20,012
Yes.
444
00:16:20,081 --> 00:16:22,215
It's ridiculous and hurtful.
445
00:16:22,283 --> 00:16:24,050
My mother-in-law
is suing me
446
00:16:24,118 --> 00:16:26,385
to gain custody
of my daughter, Flora.
447
00:16:26,454 --> 00:16:28,321
That's the real Roanoke nightmare.
448
00:16:28,389 --> 00:16:31,023
But you admit that
you've benefited financially.
449
00:16:31,092 --> 00:16:32,532
You've received
a seven-figure book--
450
00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:36,229
I'm a single mother working
to better my family's situation.
451
00:16:36,297 --> 00:16:38,264
Is that so hard to understand?
452
00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:41,133
My question is, knowing what I know,
453
00:16:41,202 --> 00:16:45,004
we put Lee on the show,
are we in any way liable?
454
00:16:45,073 --> 00:16:46,105
What if she kills again?
455
00:16:46,174 --> 00:16:48,074
Legally, you're on solid ground.
456
00:16:48,142 --> 00:16:49,242
We've got an airtight
release of liability
457
00:16:49,310 --> 00:16:51,244
on the contract everybody signed.
458
00:16:51,312 --> 00:16:53,045
There's no way the court
can hold you accountable.
459
00:16:53,114 --> 00:16:55,381
I'm less concerned with Lee Harris,
460
00:16:55,450 --> 00:16:58,050
and more concerned
with the actress who played her,
461
00:16:58,119 --> 00:16:59,318
Monet...
Tumusiime.
462
00:16:59,387 --> 00:17:01,053
Tumusiime.
463
00:17:01,122 --> 00:17:02,421
Her representatives have advised us
464
00:17:02,490 --> 00:17:04,390
that she has been
in and out of treatment
465
00:17:04,459 --> 00:17:05,925
for alcoholism.
466
00:17:05,994 --> 00:17:07,893
So that means that the network
467
00:17:07,962 --> 00:17:09,195
and production cannot
468
00:17:09,264 --> 00:17:11,230
knowingly provide alcohol to her.
469
00:17:11,299 --> 00:17:13,065
That could conceivably
make us liable.
470
00:17:13,134 --> 00:17:16,369
Okay... alcohol is
the secret sauce
471
00:17:16,437 --> 00:17:18,104
to reality shows.
472
00:17:18,172 --> 00:17:20,439
The key word here
is "knowingly."
473
00:17:20,508 --> 00:17:23,142
If she's a real alcoholic,
474
00:17:23,211 --> 00:17:24,310
she's gonna find a drink on her own.
475
00:17:24,379 --> 00:17:25,444
Let me get this straight.
476
00:17:25,513 --> 00:17:26,979
We would get in more trouble
477
00:17:27,048 --> 00:17:28,214
for slipping a drink to Monet
478
00:17:28,283 --> 00:17:30,316
than if Lee actually
murdered somebody?
479
00:17:30,385 --> 00:17:32,251
Yes.
Just to be safe,
480
00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:35,121
you might want to double that
liability insurance we have
481
00:17:35,189 --> 00:17:37,023
to just protect ourselves.
You got it.
482
00:17:37,091 --> 00:17:41,038
Uh, we've got a major problem on the set.
Okay.
483
00:17:43,164 --> 00:17:44,897
(brakes squeal)
484
00:17:53,107 --> 00:17:54,974
Jesus Christ.
485
00:17:56,177 --> 00:17:59,111
Alissa, Alissa, what happened?
486
00:17:59,180 --> 00:18:01,047
(whispers)
Shit.
487
00:18:07,255 --> 00:18:10,289
MACK (on screen): See, if you
mount the wide-angle here,
488
00:18:10,358 --> 00:18:12,058
you'll not only get
the east side of the house,
489
00:18:12,126 --> 00:18:14,160
but a nice wide of the hot tub.
490
00:18:14,228 --> 00:18:16,362
Yeah.
(screaming)
491
00:18:16,431 --> 00:18:19,065
(man's screams continue)
492
00:18:19,133 --> 00:18:21,200
(screaming)
493
00:18:21,269 --> 00:18:24,103
Greg!
Shit!
494
00:18:24,172 --> 00:18:26,105
You the union rep?
Yeah.
495
00:18:26,174 --> 00:18:28,040
What's protocol?
Are you shutting us down?
496
00:18:28,109 --> 00:18:30,142
Because, clearly,
this was an accident.
497
00:18:30,211 --> 00:18:31,977
Even in an accident,
we usually like to
498
00:18:32,046 --> 00:18:33,079
give the crew a day or so
499
00:18:33,147 --> 00:18:35,448
to recover from stuff like this.
500
00:18:35,516 --> 00:18:37,316
But it's your call.
Great.
501
00:18:42,123 --> 00:18:44,423
What time does the cast get here?
502
00:18:44,492 --> 00:18:47,927
Oh, I-- Planes start
landing in four hours.
503
00:18:50,331 --> 00:18:51,331
We're gonna keep going.
504
00:18:51,366 --> 00:18:54,033
You can't be serious.
505
00:18:54,102 --> 00:18:57,069
Sid, Sid, someone just died.
506
00:18:57,138 --> 00:18:59,372
It was a horrific accident,
but shit happens!
507
00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:01,941
"Shit happens"?
508
00:19:02,009 --> 00:19:03,242
That's what you have to say?
509
00:19:03,311 --> 00:19:04,210
You saw that video.
510
00:19:04,278 --> 00:19:06,078
That wasn't just random.
511
00:19:06,147 --> 00:19:08,080
Yeah, I know, I saw it.
It was traumatic.
512
00:19:08,149 --> 00:19:09,949
No, you aren't listening to me!
Shh! Listen.
513
00:19:10,017 --> 00:19:12,284
Get off!
Do you even care
514
00:19:12,353 --> 00:19:14,353
that we just lost a crew member?
Do I--
515
00:19:14,422 --> 00:19:17,390
Something terrifying is
happening with this place.
516
00:19:17,458 --> 00:19:20,059
Okay, I assure you, okay,
I am upset, too.
517
00:19:20,128 --> 00:19:23,362
But we have come too far to end
this before it even starts.
518
00:19:23,431 --> 00:19:26,966
Okay, you're letting your
imagination cloud your judgment.
519
00:19:27,034 --> 00:19:28,367
(scoffs)
520
00:19:28,436 --> 00:19:30,436
Take a breath.
You know what?
521
00:19:30,505 --> 00:19:33,105
I'm done.
Diana-- D, come on.
522
00:19:33,174 --> 00:19:35,241
Seriously.
No, (bleep) you, Sidney.
523
00:19:35,309 --> 00:19:38,010
Like, you might think
everything's fine,
524
00:19:38,079 --> 00:19:39,111
but I'm not spending one more second
525
00:19:39,180 --> 00:19:41,113
in this goddamn place.
526
00:19:41,182 --> 00:19:42,348
You're really doing this right now?
527
00:19:42,417 --> 00:19:45,384
D, come on.
You are so overreacting.
528
00:19:45,453 --> 00:19:47,219
(engine revs)
529
00:19:54,462 --> 00:19:55,995
Did you get that?
530
00:19:56,063 --> 00:19:57,463
(beep)
531
00:19:57,532 --> 00:20:00,166
It's 2:15
on Wednesday, the 12th,
532
00:20:00,234 --> 00:20:02,234
and this video will serve as evidence
533
00:20:02,303 --> 00:20:05,037
of what really went down
on set today.
534
00:20:05,106 --> 00:20:08,007
'Cause I know Sidney's gonna
make me look like a crazy bitch.
535
00:20:08,075 --> 00:20:11,010
But too much creepy shit
has been happening
536
00:20:11,078 --> 00:20:15,114
for me not to say anything.
537
00:20:15,183 --> 00:20:18,150
God, Sid--
Sid may not see it,
538
00:20:18,219 --> 00:20:20,186
but I know something freaky
is happening at that place.
539
00:20:20,254 --> 00:20:23,055
And you know, I would rather
look like a crazy bitch
540
00:20:23,124 --> 00:20:25,224
than get killed
trying to make this show.
541
00:20:25,293 --> 00:20:27,993
(tires screech)
542
00:20:28,062 --> 00:20:29,462
(brakes squeal)
543
00:20:29,530 --> 00:20:31,163
What the fuck?
544
00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:40,105
I have no intention
of finding out who that is.
545
00:20:40,174 --> 00:20:43,241
Oh, God.
This place gives me the creeps.
546
00:20:44,345 --> 00:20:46,946
(screams, crashes)
547
00:20:50,231 --> 00:20:54,479
_
548
00:21:03,695 --> 00:21:05,662
Hello.
(chuckles)
549
00:21:05,731 --> 00:21:07,731
Hello, I'm Audrey Tindall,
550
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,667
no relation to the Tindalls
of the Princess Royal,
551
00:21:10,736 --> 00:21:12,069
unfortunately.
552
00:21:12,137 --> 00:21:15,972
And this is my first confessional.
553
00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:18,775
You know me as the reenactor playing
554
00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:20,710
the role of Shelby
555
00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:23,847
on My Roanoke Nightmare.
556
00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:26,950
And I know a lot of fans
are always really surprised
557
00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:28,819
when they first hear me speak,
558
00:21:28,887 --> 00:21:31,121
because I have an English accent.
559
00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:34,758
MATT: Where are you taking us?
Safety.
560
00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:36,793
Where do these tunnels lead?
561
00:21:36,862 --> 00:21:38,662
I thought the hillbillies built them.
562
00:21:38,730 --> 00:21:39,863
I built them.
Oh!
563
00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:41,665
Oh!
Oh!
564
00:21:41,733 --> 00:21:42,966
You okay?
Oh, God, that really hurt.
565
00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:45,068
Can we get some lights
in here, please?
566
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,636
Cut! A medic!
Oh, God!
567
00:21:46,705 --> 00:21:47,704
RORY (chuckling):
Yeah. Medic.
568
00:21:47,773 --> 00:21:49,039
AUDREY: Lord.
RORY: You all right?
569
00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:51,074
Yes, I'm fine.
Okay, back to one everybody!
570
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,677
AUDREY: It's just so bloody dark in here.
I know.
571
00:21:53,745 --> 00:21:55,979
I made the mistake of looking
right into the flame, and then,
572
00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:57,781
you know, the rest of the world went dark.
(laughs)
573
00:21:57,850 --> 00:22:00,717
Oh, that's funny to you?
It's just your accent.
574
00:22:00,786 --> 00:22:02,586
Mm.
It's hilarious. I l-love listening to it.
575
00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:03,954
I could listen to it all day.
Oh, really?
576
00:22:04,022 --> 00:22:06,790
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you... hey, um...
577
00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:08,825
Would you, actually, think about ever
578
00:22:08,894 --> 00:22:10,961
having dinner with me, maybe?
(chuckles)
579
00:22:11,029 --> 00:22:12,729
With you?
Yeah.
580
00:22:12,798 --> 00:22:14,664
Just a light bite or
something... coffee.
581
00:22:14,733 --> 00:22:15,899
Coffee, anything.
I just... what, just so you can
582
00:22:15,968 --> 00:22:17,667
hear me speak?
Well, yeah...
583
00:22:17,736 --> 00:22:19,803
Maybe a little more than that.
(laughing): Okay.
584
00:22:19,872 --> 00:22:21,905
(laughs)
Right, are we ready?
585
00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:25,075
So, I have a bit of news to share...
586
00:22:25,144 --> 00:22:27,677
(bad Cockney accent):
Hello, I'm Rory Monahan.
587
00:22:27,746 --> 00:22:30,780
I'm an... also an ex-Brit actor
on My Roanoke Nightmare.
588
00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:33,116
Oh, darling, this is
supposed to be private.
589
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:35,652
Uh, I'm sorry, I'm just
a lovely little chimney sweep!
590
00:22:35,721 --> 00:22:37,988
No! Absolutely not.
591
00:22:38,056 --> 00:22:39,723
That's terrible. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I don't mean to interrupt.
592
00:22:39,791 --> 00:22:40,891
I really don't.
593
00:22:40,959 --> 00:22:42,926
Suck it, (bleep)!
We're hitched.
594
00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:44,828
Hey!
(laughs)
595
00:22:44,897 --> 00:22:46,796
Mm.
596
00:22:50,936 --> 00:22:53,803
Whoo! Yeah!
597
00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:55,605
(chuckles)
598
00:22:55,674 --> 00:22:59,809
Well, he is a whirlwind,
that one. Isn't he?
599
00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:02,579
Who could have guessed
that a woman of a certain age
600
00:23:02,648 --> 00:23:06,816
could have landed
such a handsome young stud?
601
00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:10,520
MAN: At this time, Audrey
and Rory would like to
602
00:23:10,589 --> 00:23:13,957
share their vows of love.
603
00:23:14,026 --> 00:23:16,860
AUDREY: Rory, darling. Love has
always been a mystery to me.
604
00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:19,029
Like a tune whistling
605
00:23:19,097 --> 00:23:21,898
through the air.
I could hear snatches of it.
606
00:23:21,967 --> 00:23:25,902
Be moved by its melody,
but it always eluded my grasp.
607
00:23:25,971 --> 00:23:28,872
But you heard my voice
and I heard yours.
608
00:23:28,941 --> 00:23:32,542
For all you have given me,
I make these vows.
609
00:23:32,611 --> 00:23:34,678
I promise to love you loyally
610
00:23:34,746 --> 00:23:36,580
and fiercely,
611
00:23:36,648 --> 00:23:38,748
for as long as I shall live.
612
00:23:38,817 --> 00:23:40,617
RORY:
Audrey,
613
00:23:40,686 --> 00:23:41,952
you are red and blue.
614
00:23:42,020 --> 00:23:44,754
You are the color of the sun.
615
00:23:44,823 --> 00:23:45,889
(laughs)
So bright,
616
00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:48,058
and hot!
617
00:23:48,126 --> 00:23:49,659
(laughter)
So hot!
618
00:23:49,728 --> 00:23:51,127
Sorry, Mom.
619
00:23:51,196 --> 00:23:55,031
I promise to eternally, forever,
620
00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:57,467
love the shit out of you.
(laughs)
621
00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:02,706
(Audrey gasps)
622
00:24:02,774 --> 00:24:04,708
Yeah!
Ooh!
623
00:24:04,776 --> 00:24:08,545
AUDREY: First ones here, best room.
(Rory beatboxing)
624
00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:10,046
Oh, this is where
625
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:12,916
I had my first
on-camera love scene.
626
00:24:12,985 --> 00:24:14,718
And second.
627
00:24:14,786 --> 00:24:15,952
(giggling)
And third.
628
00:24:16,021 --> 00:24:17,687
And fourth.
Mm. (phone buzzing)
629
00:24:17,756 --> 00:24:20,857
And... phone.
Phone...
630
00:24:23,829 --> 00:24:24,995
Who is it?
Herro?
631
00:24:25,063 --> 00:24:26,763
(gasps)
632
00:24:26,832 --> 00:24:29,599
No...
633
00:24:29,668 --> 00:24:31,868
Hang on, hang on.
634
00:24:31,937 --> 00:24:35,005
They want me to go back to L.A.
and do a screen test.
635
00:24:35,073 --> 00:24:37,974
(chuckling): Oh, my God!
Oh!
636
00:24:38,043 --> 00:24:39,695
Rory, you...
you can't do that.
637
00:24:39,815 --> 00:24:42,221
You're contracted to be here
for the duration of the show.
638
00:24:42,341 --> 00:24:43,813
Babe. Who's more important?
639
00:24:43,882 --> 00:24:45,015
Sidney Aaron James, or...
640
00:24:45,083 --> 00:24:46,173
Brad Pitt?
641
00:24:46,293 --> 00:24:48,508
I'm not at all concerned that...
642
00:24:48,628 --> 00:24:51,888
he'll be, for six months,
on some distant location.
643
00:24:51,957 --> 00:24:55,492
We trust each other, implicitly.
644
00:24:59,031 --> 00:25:00,797
Sidney will be here in a minute.
645
00:25:00,866 --> 00:25:02,799
You just explain to him
why you have to leave.
646
00:25:02,868 --> 00:25:04,701
RORY: Don't say anything, okay?
(chuckles)
647
00:25:04,770 --> 00:25:05,935
I'll have my agent handle...
648
00:25:06,004 --> 00:25:07,704
You will...
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
649
00:25:07,773 --> 00:25:08,773
Did you see that?
650
00:25:08,807 --> 00:25:10,640
I didn't see anything, no.
651
00:25:10,709 --> 00:25:11,949
On the other side of the window.
652
00:25:12,010 --> 00:25:14,110
Sweetheart, don't change the subject!
653
00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:15,699
Really!
No, no, no, there was a shadow.
654
00:25:15,747 --> 00:25:17,881
AUDREY:
You have to tell him.
655
00:25:17,949 --> 00:25:20,784
(they both scream)
AUDREY: Oh, my God!
656
00:25:20,852 --> 00:25:21,885
Was that Agnes?
Yes!
657
00:25:21,953 --> 00:25:23,853
Oh, my God.
Bloody Hell!
658
00:25:23,922 --> 00:25:24,854
RORY:
Shit!
659
00:25:24,923 --> 00:25:26,890
(yells)
660
00:25:26,958 --> 00:25:27,991
H-Hey!
RORY: Did you do this?
661
00:25:28,060 --> 00:25:29,192
What?
662
00:25:29,261 --> 00:25:30,794
Agnes is here! Yes! She was...
No...
663
00:25:30,862 --> 00:25:32,896
Yes! What the (bleep)!
Agnes is here.
664
00:25:36,842 --> 00:25:39,936
She was torturing me. I mean,
I won't go through this again.
665
00:25:40,005 --> 00:25:41,971
I really won't.
She's really that crazy?
666
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,874
I-I mean, I heard about the Hollywood...
Yes,
667
00:25:44,943 --> 00:25:46,042
she's totally mental.
668
00:25:46,111 --> 00:25:48,712
Absolutely crackers.
669
00:25:48,780 --> 00:25:50,504
(Agnes shouting, banging)
670
00:25:50,624 --> 00:25:53,071
_
671
00:25:53,191 --> 00:25:55,181
_
672
00:25:55,301 --> 00:25:57,005
_
673
00:25:57,125 --> 00:25:58,916
_
674
00:25:59,036 --> 00:26:00,912
_
675
00:26:01,032 --> 00:26:03,575
_
676
00:26:03,695 --> 00:26:05,729
_
677
00:26:05,967 --> 00:26:08,026
_
678
00:26:08,391 --> 00:26:09,899
SIDNEY:
We've searched the grounds,
679
00:26:09,968 --> 00:26:11,917
and there is no sign
of Agnes anywhere.
680
00:26:12,037 --> 00:26:14,871
If she shows up again, we will
get the police involved.
681
00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:16,039
I promise you.
682
00:26:16,108 --> 00:26:18,908
I don't want to stay here.
It's okay.
683
00:26:18,977 --> 00:26:22,545
I really don't. She's gone, baby.
She's gone. You're safe now.
684
00:26:22,614 --> 00:26:23,880
She could terrify me.
685
00:26:23,949 --> 00:26:26,549
Oh, come on. Don't do that.
I'm serious.
686
00:26:26,618 --> 00:26:28,051
Hey. You two.
687
00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:30,787
I-I wanted to say
congratulations.
688
00:26:30,856 --> 00:26:33,890
It's... it's nice to see
that something good
689
00:26:33,959 --> 00:26:36,960
actually came out of this show.
Some cosmic balance in play.
690
00:26:37,028 --> 00:26:39,562
I... lost a husband,
691
00:26:39,631 --> 00:26:41,064
but you gained one.
692
00:26:41,133 --> 00:26:43,867
MONET: Hear, hear.
It's never too late
693
00:26:43,935 --> 00:26:45,802
for love.
694
00:26:45,871 --> 00:26:46,936
"Too late"?
695
00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:50,707
What do you mean?
696
00:26:50,776 --> 00:26:54,544
When is it "too late"?
When your heart ossifies?
697
00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:57,013
When your vagina exsiccates
No, I mean...
698
00:26:57,082 --> 00:26:58,982
into an ancient artifact?
I was...
699
00:26:59,050 --> 00:27:02,719
Or is it just any woman
over the age of 29?
700
00:27:02,788 --> 00:27:04,621
What do you mean?
I was...
701
00:27:04,689 --> 00:27:06,923
I was talking about...
I was talking... about myself.
702
00:27:06,992 --> 00:27:08,958
(door opens)
703
00:27:09,027 --> 00:27:10,693
MONET:
Hey!
704
00:27:10,762 --> 00:27:13,830
SIDNEY:
Hi, guys! Come on in.
705
00:27:13,899 --> 00:27:15,698
The party's hoppin'.
706
00:27:20,839 --> 00:27:22,906
MONET: I don't get this.
You're taking our phones
707
00:27:22,974 --> 00:27:24,073
and giving us phones?
708
00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:25,675
Well, these phones
have been disabled.
709
00:27:25,744 --> 00:27:26,810
Only the camera works.
710
00:27:26,878 --> 00:27:28,778
We want you to help document life
711
00:27:28,847 --> 00:27:29,913
in the house for the next three days.
712
00:27:29,981 --> 00:27:31,714
Really put yourself in the audience's
713
00:27:31,783 --> 00:27:33,082
point of view.
714
00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:35,785
As you all know, America fell in
love with two Shelbys,
715
00:27:35,854 --> 00:27:38,021
two Matts and two Lees.
716
00:27:38,089 --> 00:27:40,824
And Edward!
And Ed... How could I forget?
717
00:27:40,892 --> 00:27:41,925
(laughter)
SIDNEY: And we brought you back together
718
00:27:41,993 --> 00:27:44,627
to see if magic
will strike a second time.
719
00:27:44,696 --> 00:27:46,629
Just do you.
720
00:27:46,698 --> 00:27:47,864
It's what America wants to see.
721
00:27:47,933 --> 00:27:50,033
And if something happens
to go bump in the night,
722
00:27:50,101 --> 00:27:51,668
let's be sure and capture it.
723
00:27:51,736 --> 00:27:52,902
One last thing before
I leave you to it.
724
00:27:52,971 --> 00:27:54,504
Lee, we're gonna put you
upstairs in your old room
725
00:27:54,573 --> 00:27:57,807
with Monet. Matt,
you're gonna be with Shelby.
726
00:27:57,876 --> 00:27:59,843
Uh, wait...
Wait, that's not gonna work.
727
00:27:59,911 --> 00:28:01,978
I could take the basement.
728
00:28:02,047 --> 00:28:03,527
Well, the whole house is camera ready
729
00:28:03,582 --> 00:28:04,747
so sleep wherever you want.
730
00:28:04,816 --> 00:28:07,684
Hey, Matt, maybe we can talk
about this later.
731
00:28:07,752 --> 00:28:10,019
LEE: Shelby, leave him be.
You have every right to be upset
732
00:28:10,088 --> 00:28:12,589
- I deserve it... - My brother doesn't need
your permission to be upset.
733
00:28:12,657 --> 00:28:13,990
He's been doing
just fine without you.
734
00:28:14,059 --> 00:28:15,758
All right, Lee, that's enough.
LEE: He's too nice
735
00:28:15,827 --> 00:28:18,661
to say this, but you are a weak,
self-involved little girl
736
00:28:18,730 --> 00:28:20,563
who does whatever you want
without giving
737
00:28:20,632 --> 00:28:22,799
a damn about the carnage
you reap. You destroyed Matt
738
00:28:22,868 --> 00:28:24,667
but that wasn't enough.
739
00:28:24,736 --> 00:28:26,636
Thanks to your reckless bullshit,
740
00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:28,805
everybody thinks I'm
a cold-blooded murderer.
741
00:28:28,874 --> 00:28:31,875
It was a goddamn mistake.
Jesus, I am so sick of you
742
00:28:31,943 --> 00:28:33,710
holding that over my head,
I don't... I don't know
743
00:28:33,778 --> 00:28:35,912
how many more ways I can
apologize to you. I'm done.
744
00:28:35,981 --> 00:28:37,780
I'm done being punished
745
00:28:37,849 --> 00:28:40,650
for being human. Matt,
it was one time, I swear to you.
746
00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:42,785
It was one time. I was lonely...
I was completely out of my mind.
747
00:28:42,854 --> 00:28:45,481
Just let me... I swear...
748
00:28:46,958 --> 00:28:49,526
Fiery and pathetic.
749
00:28:49,594 --> 00:28:51,694
That's exactly how I played her.
750
00:28:51,763 --> 00:28:53,530
Nailed it. (laughs)
I completely...
751
00:28:53,598 --> 00:28:55,498
You know.
752
00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:56,766
Shh. Mm.
Oh.
753
00:28:56,835 --> 00:28:58,801
(Monet clears throat)
754
00:28:58,870 --> 00:29:00,803
(sniffles)
755
00:29:00,872 --> 00:29:02,805
Your room's upstairs, to the...
756
00:29:02,874 --> 00:29:05,074
Yeah. Thanks.
Good night.
757
00:29:05,143 --> 00:29:06,609
MONET:
It didn't look like
758
00:29:06,678 --> 00:29:07,911
they were playing for the camera.
759
00:29:07,979 --> 00:29:09,913
I mean, she looked really upset.
760
00:29:09,981 --> 00:29:11,514
You thought so?
761
00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:13,049
I did. You didn't?
762
00:29:13,118 --> 00:29:15,018
I thought he was a little much.
Well...
763
00:29:15,086 --> 00:29:17,620
I think it's always better
to underplay these things,
764
00:29:17,689 --> 00:29:19,022
you know, if that's
where you're gonna go.
765
00:29:19,090 --> 00:29:22,025
Americans are always so dramatic.
766
00:29:22,093 --> 00:29:23,993
Yeah, them tears looked real.
(chuckles)
767
00:29:24,062 --> 00:29:26,177
AUDREY: I'll tell you
what isn't real.
768
00:29:26,297 --> 00:29:29,699
Their ridiculous story. Obviously.
Ugh!
769
00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:32,769
Otherwise, why would they ever
set foot back in this house?
770
00:29:32,837 --> 00:29:34,904
We shot here for eight weeks,
You got a point.
771
00:29:34,973 --> 00:29:36,873
nothing happened. Never.
No ghost pilgrims,
772
00:29:36,942 --> 00:29:38,808
or people jerky.
(laughter)
773
00:29:38,877 --> 00:29:40,610
Hello.
Hey, bro.
774
00:29:43,148 --> 00:29:44,647
MATT:
What, uh...
775
00:29:44,716 --> 00:29:46,749
What time of year was that?
776
00:29:46,818 --> 00:29:49,786
Summer?
777
00:29:49,854 --> 00:29:51,621
- Yeah. It was summer.
- -ish? - Ah.
778
00:29:51,690 --> 00:29:53,823
Look out the window.
779
00:29:53,892 --> 00:29:54,924
(water running)
780
00:29:54,993 --> 00:29:56,626
Ooh!
781
00:29:56,695 --> 00:29:57,695
(chuckles softly)
Sorry!
782
00:29:57,762 --> 00:29:58,995
Here we go.
783
00:29:59,064 --> 00:30:00,763
(Audrey clears throat)
784
00:30:00,832 --> 00:30:02,765
(gasps)
785
00:30:02,834 --> 00:30:05,635
What're we looking at here?
786
00:30:05,704 --> 00:30:07,670
MONET (mocking):
A full moon?
787
00:30:07,739 --> 00:30:09,839
Nearly full.
788
00:30:09,908 --> 00:30:12,875
The blood moon is coming.
789
00:30:12,944 --> 00:30:14,877
Is that bad?
790
00:30:14,946 --> 00:30:16,813
(laughter)
791
00:30:16,881 --> 00:30:17,947
RORY:
Should we call somebody?
792
00:30:18,016 --> 00:30:20,583
(laughter continues)
793
00:30:23,018 --> 00:30:25,636
_
794
00:30:27,306 --> 00:30:29,590
_
795
00:30:30,871 --> 00:30:35,771
_
796
00:30:40,681 --> 00:30:42,415
(Rory chuckling)
AUDREY: What are you doing?
797
00:30:42,771 --> 00:30:44,671
This is gonna be so hot.
798
00:30:44,740 --> 00:30:45,839
Darling.
799
00:30:45,908 --> 00:30:47,608
(passionate moaning)
800
00:31:03,726 --> 00:31:05,792
(sighs)
801
00:31:07,530 --> 00:31:08,462
(glass clinks)
802
00:31:08,531 --> 00:31:09,563
(breathes into glass)
803
00:31:20,943 --> 00:31:22,643
(sighs)
804
00:31:52,584 --> 00:31:54,450
Come back.
I'm gonna take a shower
805
00:31:54,519 --> 00:31:56,185
and I want you to join me.
806
00:31:56,254 --> 00:31:57,420
I'll be in in two minutes.
807
00:31:57,488 --> 00:32:00,089
All right.
(Rory moans)
808
00:32:00,158 --> 00:32:01,158
I mean it, hurry.
809
00:32:01,226 --> 00:32:02,959
Okay, I'm coming.
810
00:32:13,438 --> 00:32:15,972
(kitchen utensils clatter)
811
00:32:37,161 --> 00:32:39,262
(footsteps)
812
00:32:43,099 --> 00:32:45,134
This is ridiculous, Matt.
813
00:32:45,203 --> 00:32:46,523
You don't want to sleep down here.
814
00:32:46,571 --> 00:32:49,305
Just come upstairs, talk to me.
815
00:32:51,142 --> 00:32:52,308
I won't let you shut me out anymore.
816
00:32:52,377 --> 00:32:54,176
I'm...
817
00:32:54,245 --> 00:32:56,379
I am still your wife.
818
00:32:56,447 --> 00:32:58,314
(scoffs)
819
00:33:00,518 --> 00:33:02,385
Should not have come back.
820
00:33:02,453 --> 00:33:04,553
You know what this place is,
you know what happens here.
821
00:33:04,622 --> 00:33:06,322
No, it's different this time.
822
00:33:06,391 --> 00:33:09,325
There are more of us,
and Sidney's got...
823
00:33:09,394 --> 00:33:11,394
cameras all over the house.
824
00:33:11,462 --> 00:33:13,029
Nobody's gonna let us get hurt.
825
00:33:14,399 --> 00:33:17,166
You're smarter than that, Shelby.
826
00:33:17,235 --> 00:33:21,170
It will happen again.
827
00:33:21,239 --> 00:33:23,372
I don't know if we'll
survive this time.
828
00:33:24,475 --> 00:33:27,109
Oh...
829
00:33:43,843 --> 00:33:45,323
I wouldn't have guessed you and I had
830
00:33:45,363 --> 00:33:47,463
anything in common.
831
00:33:47,532 --> 00:33:51,233
Gotta say, I never did
see the resemblance.
832
00:33:51,302 --> 00:33:54,937
I ain't got nothing
in common with you.
833
00:33:56,307 --> 00:33:58,240
I can smell the booze from here.
834
00:33:58,309 --> 00:34:00,076
I'm not judging you.
835
00:34:00,144 --> 00:34:03,112
It's hard going that road alone.
836
00:34:03,181 --> 00:34:06,482
Do you wanna talk
to someone about it?
837
00:34:06,551 --> 00:34:08,250
I'm a drunk because of you,
838
00:34:08,319 --> 00:34:10,286
you murdering bitch!
839
00:34:10,355 --> 00:34:13,189
I had to live
in your head for months.
840
00:34:13,257 --> 00:34:15,458
I know how you think.
841
00:34:15,526 --> 00:34:18,160
But how you live with yourself,
842
00:34:18,229 --> 00:34:20,363
killing the father
of your child, hmm?
843
00:34:20,431 --> 00:34:23,265
That's how you played me.
844
00:34:23,334 --> 00:34:25,334
Those people on the street
who yell "murderer" at me,
845
00:34:25,403 --> 00:34:27,503
they're not seeing me.
846
00:34:27,572 --> 00:34:31,374
They're seeing the person
you chose to put on the screen.
847
00:34:32,643 --> 00:34:34,176
SHELBY:
Let's leave.
848
00:34:34,245 --> 00:34:37,113
Matt, you and me.
(sniffles)
849
00:34:37,181 --> 00:34:41,317
Right now, we can just--
we can walk out the door.
850
00:34:41,386 --> 00:34:43,252
Hey, I just want to go home.
851
00:34:43,321 --> 00:34:46,155
(banging on door)
852
00:34:55,366 --> 00:34:59,068
Shelby, hey.
853
00:34:59,137 --> 00:35:01,070
Uh...
854
00:35:04,075 --> 00:35:07,143
Gotta say...
855
00:35:07,211 --> 00:35:09,445
it felt nice...
856
00:35:09,514 --> 00:35:12,181
to finally meet Dominic in person.
857
00:35:12,250 --> 00:35:15,317
SHELBY: Matt, Matt!
Matt... Matt!
858
00:35:16,454 --> 00:35:21,290
(distant shouting)
859
00:35:21,359 --> 00:35:23,259
Matt...
Stop it!
860
00:35:23,327 --> 00:35:25,127
Stop it!
861
00:35:25,196 --> 00:35:27,063
(both women shouting)
862
00:35:28,466 --> 00:35:30,299
Matt...
863
00:35:30,368 --> 00:35:31,500
Hey, hang on...
864
00:35:31,569 --> 00:35:35,504
(overlapping shouting)
865
00:35:35,573 --> 00:35:40,076
You're good!
I mean...
866
00:35:40,144 --> 00:35:42,311
(panting)
867
00:35:42,380 --> 00:35:44,280
Welcome home, huh?
868
00:35:44,348 --> 00:35:46,482
Whew. Good.
869
00:35:46,551 --> 00:35:49,051
(bleep) you, Sidney!
870
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:51,020
(bleep) you, mother(bleep)er!
871
00:36:04,202 --> 00:36:05,935
(hinges creaking)
872
00:36:10,074 --> 00:36:11,307
Rory?
873
00:36:38,436 --> 00:36:41,036
(glass squeaking)
874
00:36:43,107 --> 00:36:46,208
(screaming)
875
00:36:46,277 --> 00:36:48,077
(screaming continues)
876
00:36:48,146 --> 00:36:49,478
Babe?
AUDREY: Oh, my God!
877
00:36:49,547 --> 00:36:51,280
What?
Oh, my God!
878
00:36:51,349 --> 00:36:53,315
What? Are you okay?
Oh, my God!
879
00:36:53,384 --> 00:36:56,218
You okay?
What happened? What happened?
880
00:36:56,287 --> 00:36:59,221
(bleep) Sidney!
What happened?
881
00:36:59,290 --> 00:37:01,123
He sent someone up to scare me.
882
00:37:01,192 --> 00:37:03,392
He was just standing there
when I got out of the shower.
883
00:37:03,461 --> 00:37:05,327
(sobbing):
Oh, my God!
884
00:37:05,396 --> 00:37:07,363
Will you take care of her?
Yes, of course.
885
00:37:07,431 --> 00:37:09,391
Please don't go up there. Do not go.
That asshole!
886
00:37:10,501 --> 00:37:12,034
Hey, girl.
Hi, Dominic.
887
00:37:12,103 --> 00:37:13,369
When did you get here?
888
00:37:13,437 --> 00:37:16,105
You okay, baby?
You all right?
889
00:37:16,174 --> 00:37:18,207
He's the worst person ever.
Why would he do that?
890
00:37:54,178 --> 00:37:56,045
(bleep) you, Sidney!
891
00:37:57,248 --> 00:37:58,981
(gasps, grunts)
892
00:38:40,734 --> 00:38:44,159
Thank you.
893
00:38:44,228 --> 00:38:47,096
I can't believe Sidney would
pull some bullshit like this.
894
00:38:47,164 --> 00:38:48,297
Oh, please!
895
00:38:48,366 --> 00:38:49,965
He doesn't actually believe
896
00:38:50,034 --> 00:38:52,507
any of this haunting
nonsense is real.
897
00:38:52,627 --> 00:38:54,370
No offense.
898
00:38:54,438 --> 00:38:56,305
"R"...
899
00:38:58,409 --> 00:38:59,975
...is for "Rory."
900
00:39:02,179 --> 00:39:12,578
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